1 00:00:02,604 --> 00:00:03,479 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... 2 00:00:03,479 --> 00:00:04,646 I'M FAITH. 3 00:00:04,646 --> 00:00:05,938 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB 4 00:00:05,938 --> 00:00:07,521 AND SAY THERE'S A NEW SLAYER IN TOWN. 5 00:00:07,521 --> 00:00:09,104 GEE, IF DOING VIOLENCE TO VAMPIRES UPSETS YOU, 6 00:00:09,104 --> 00:00:10,604 I THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK. 7 00:00:10,604 --> 00:00:12,646 YEAH, OR MAYBE YOU LIKE IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 8 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,229 FAITH, NO! 9 00:00:14,229 --> 00:00:15,729 YOU KILLED A MAN. I DON'T CARE. 10 00:00:15,729 --> 00:00:17,104 SHE'S UNSTABLE, BUFFY. 11 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,104 GUESS THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A JOB OPENING. 12 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:41,938 WELL. 13 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,729 WELL. 14 00:00:45,729 --> 00:00:48,604 THAT WAS...VERY... 15 00:00:48,604 --> 00:00:50,104 ARTISTIC. 16 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:53,229 YEAH. 17 00:00:53,229 --> 00:00:55,104 IT WASN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. 18 00:00:55,104 --> 00:00:59,187 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN... 19 00:00:59,187 --> 00:01:00,771 WELL, FROM THE TITLE, 20 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:03,312 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT FOOD. 21 00:01:03,312 --> 00:01:05,146 WELL, THERE WAS FOOD. 22 00:01:06,563 --> 00:01:10,563 RIGHT. TH-THE SCENE WITH THE...FOOD. 23 00:01:12,187 --> 00:01:16,521 SO, FEEL LIKE GETTING SOME HOT CHOCOLATE 24 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,771 OR SOME COLD SHOWER? 25 00:01:18,771 --> 00:01:20,062 I'M SORRY. 26 00:01:20,062 --> 00:01:22,855 I WANTED TO TAKE YOU OUT SOMEWHERE FUN. 27 00:01:22,855 --> 00:01:27,271 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN TO THE MOVIES. 28 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,604 THEY'VE CHANGED. 29 00:01:28,604 --> 00:01:30,646 A LITTLE SCARY. 30 00:01:32,104 --> 00:01:35,729 AND A LITTLE NOT, WHICH IS ALSO SCARY. 31 00:01:36,604 --> 00:01:38,229 I'M SORRY. 32 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:41,521 I JUST DON'T LIKE GETTING YOU WORKED UP LIKE THAT. 33 00:01:41,521 --> 00:01:44,688 WE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 34 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,938 YOU'D LOSE YOUR SOUL, 35 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:48,146 AND BESIDES, I DON'T EVEN OWN A KIMONO. 36 00:01:48,146 --> 00:01:51,688 BUFFY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 37 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:54,521 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO RUB YOUR NOSE IN IT. 38 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:57,604 SUDDENLY WONDERING WHERE THAT EXPRESSION COMES FROM. 39 00:01:57,604 --> 00:01:59,771 LOOK, I DON'T NEED TO SEE MOVIES TO GET WORKED UP. 40 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:02,604 JUST BEING AROUND YOU DOES THAT JUST FINE. 41 00:02:02,604 --> 00:02:04,479 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GONNA LOSE CONTROL, 42 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:07,062 OR THAT I'M GONNA BE FRUSTRATED AROUND YOU. 43 00:02:07,062 --> 00:02:10,104 IT FEELS NICE JUST TO FEEL. 44 00:02:10,104 --> 00:02:13,938 IT DOESN'T DRIVE YOU CRAZY WHEN WE'RE CLOSE? 45 00:02:13,938 --> 00:02:16,062 WATCH THIS. 46 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,813 SEE? 47 00:02:28,813 --> 00:02:31,813 SAFE AS HOUSES. 48 00:02:39,938 --> 00:02:41,604 CHECK OUT THE LUST BUNNIES. 49 00:02:47,563 --> 00:02:48,813 PATROL? 50 00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:52,938 COUNCIL HAS YOU BACK ON ACTIVE DUTY? 51 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:56,896 FINALLY. THEY WANT US DOWN BY MERCER. 52 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:58,438 OK. 53 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:01,688 GOOD NIGHT. 54 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:06,312 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 55 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,771 DON'T WORRY, BIG GUY. 56 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,771 JUST KEEPING HER WARM FOR YOU. 57 00:03:19,146 --> 00:03:21,312 I GOTTA TELL YOU, B. 58 00:03:21,312 --> 00:03:23,729 THE WILLPOWER THING? NICE JOB. 59 00:03:23,729 --> 00:03:25,604 THANKS. WHAT? 60 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:28,813 THE "CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR" DEAL WITH ANGEL. 61 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:31,688 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE, YOU KNOW, 62 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:33,563 THE WAY YOU'RE NOT HANDLING IT. 63 00:03:33,563 --> 00:03:37,146 FAITH, WHEN IT COMES TO ANGEL, DO ME A FAVOR. DUCK! 64 00:03:37,146 --> 00:03:38,271 [GROANS] 65 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:39,521 OW! WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 66 00:03:39,521 --> 00:03:41,396 GOING AROUND PUNCHING PEOPLE? 67 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:43,855 PEOPLE? 68 00:03:43,855 --> 00:03:46,062 SO WHAT, I'M A DEMON. THAT MAKES IT OK? 69 00:03:46,062 --> 00:03:47,271 HOLD IT! WHOA! 70 00:03:47,271 --> 00:03:49,021 STAKE ME NOW 71 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,062 AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 72 00:03:50,062 --> 00:03:51,396 HUH? THINK ABOUT IT. 73 00:03:51,396 --> 00:03:53,980 DEMON SEEKS SLAYERS. HIGHLY UNUSUAL? 74 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:57,604 TALK FAST. 75 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,938 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET YOUR HANDS 76 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:02,104 ON THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION, HUH? 77 00:04:02,104 --> 00:04:03,563 NEVER HEARD OF THEM. 78 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:05,604 BOOKS OF ASCENSION-- VERY POWERFUL WORKS, 79 00:04:05,604 --> 00:04:07,896 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PROSE. 80 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:09,521 THEY DEAL WITH SOME DARK STUFF, 81 00:04:09,521 --> 00:04:11,938 AND THE MAYOR, HE WOULD HATE IT 82 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:15,312 IF SOMEBODY GOT AHOLD OF THEM BEFORE HE-- WELL, YOU KNOW. 83 00:04:15,312 --> 00:04:17,438 DON'T KNOW. BEFORE HE WHAT? 84 00:04:17,438 --> 00:04:18,646 HEY, HEY, READ 'EM AND WEEP. 85 00:04:18,646 --> 00:04:20,104 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. 86 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:22,230 TOMORROW I GET THE BOOKS. 87 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,688 MEET ME HERE, AND IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT, 88 00:04:23,688 --> 00:04:25,479 WELL, I GIVE THE BOOKS TO YOU. 89 00:04:25,479 --> 00:04:27,729 NOT REALLY LOOKING TO TRADE WITH A DEMON. 90 00:04:27,729 --> 00:04:29,563 AND IF THIS WERE STILL A BARTER ECONOMY, 91 00:04:29,563 --> 00:04:32,271 THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM. I WANT CASH, PRINCESS. 92 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,104 5 LARGE FOR THE WHOLE SET. 93 00:04:34,104 --> 00:04:36,187 SO YOU CAN BUY-- I'M GUESSING HERE-- 94 00:04:36,187 --> 00:04:37,688 SOME SKIN CARE PRODUCTS? 95 00:04:37,688 --> 00:04:40,271 PLANE TICKET OUT OF THE HELLMOUTH 96 00:04:40,271 --> 00:04:42,938 BEFORE IT'S ADIOS, SLAYER LOCO. 97 00:04:42,938 --> 00:04:46,271 SO, 5 G's? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 98 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:48,271 I THINK "DIE, FIEND," SUMS IT UP, 99 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:49,271 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 100 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:51,229 OH, LET HIM GO. 101 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:54,271 I DON'T THINK HE FALLS INTO THE DEADLY THREAT TO HUMANITY CATEGORY. 102 00:04:54,271 --> 00:04:56,396 A DEMON'S A DEMON. 103 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,396 I'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 104 00:04:59,396 --> 00:05:02,938 ANYTHING THAT WOULD PIN THE MAYOR DOWN WOULD BE GREAT. 105 00:05:04,146 --> 00:05:06,938 YEAH...IT'D BE GREAT. 106 00:06:04,729 --> 00:06:06,729 AND WHAT EXACTLY DID THIS DEMON LOOK LIKE? 107 00:06:06,729 --> 00:06:08,646 DEMONIC. 108 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:11,438 AH. AND YOU SAY HE HAS 109 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,896 THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION, OR WILL SOON, 110 00:06:13,896 --> 00:06:18,187 AND HE WAS, WHAT, WILLING TO SELL THEM? 111 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,479 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 112 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,354 HMM. 113 00:06:21,354 --> 00:06:22,729 YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? 114 00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:25,896 I WISH YOU'D PULL YOUR HAIR BACK. 115 00:06:25,896 --> 00:06:27,813 I KNOW, I KNOW, FASHION ISN'T EXACTLY MY THING, 116 00:06:27,813 --> 00:06:31,938 BUT GOSH DARN IT, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT SUCH A NICE FACE. 117 00:06:31,938 --> 00:06:33,688 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HIDE IT. 118 00:06:33,688 --> 00:06:36,604 YEAH. SURE. 119 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,187 WHATEVER. 120 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:40,104 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 121 00:06:40,104 --> 00:06:42,563 BEFORE THIS DEMON GUY'S GONNA SPILL. 122 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,229 THEN BUFFY AND THE SUPER FRIENDS-- 123 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:45,980 YOU WORRY TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL YOUR AGE. 124 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,813 THAT'S UNNECESSARY STRESS. 125 00:06:47,813 --> 00:06:49,980 LUCKILY, I'VE GOT JUST THE THING. 126 00:06:58,521 --> 00:06:59,980 THERE YOU GO. 127 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:02,396 NOW, FIRST YOU LOAD UP ON CALCIUM, 128 00:07:02,396 --> 00:07:05,312 THEN FIND THIS DEMON, KILL THE HECK OUT OF HIM, 129 00:07:05,312 --> 00:07:06,896 AND BRING THE BOOKS TO ME. 130 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,354 AND IF BUFFY GETS TO HIM FIRST? 131 00:07:11,354 --> 00:07:15,187 OH, WELL, FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 132 00:07:15,187 --> 00:07:18,230 I LIKE GOOD, POSITIVE, UP THOUGHTS. 133 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,563 IF YOU FAIL ME IN THAT WAY, 134 00:07:20,563 --> 00:07:23,479 WELL, YOU KNOW, REPLACING MR. TRICK WAS CHORE ENOUGH. 135 00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:27,062 OH, COME ON, DON'T WORRY. DRINK UP. 136 00:07:27,062 --> 00:07:31,230 THERE'S NOTHING UNCOOL ABOUT HEALTHY TEETH AND BONES. 137 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,229 AND YOU SAY THIS DEMON WANTED CASH. 138 00:07:34,229 --> 00:07:36,230 THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL. 139 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:37,646 DEMONS AFTER MONEY. 140 00:07:37,646 --> 00:07:39,729 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF A VIRGIN? 141 00:07:39,729 --> 00:07:42,230 NO ONE HAS ANY STANDARDS ANYMORE. 142 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:44,688 WELL, HE SAID THE BOOKS WERE WORTH THE PRICE. 143 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:46,187 WHAT'S THIS ASCENSION MEAN? 144 00:07:48,604 --> 00:07:49,896 I'M NOT SURE. 145 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:52,855 NO, NOT REALLY A COMMON TERM IN DEMONOLOGY. 146 00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:55,438 OOH, OOH! THE MERENSHTADT TEXT! 147 00:07:55,438 --> 00:07:58,563 I THINK IN THE SECTION ON GENOCIDE, 148 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,646 THEY MENTION ASCENSION. 149 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,855 WELL, WE HAVE A WINNER. 150 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:04,479 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, 2 LOSERS. 151 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,771 WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT VOLUME? 152 00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:09,230 IN THE TOP OF YOUR BOOK CABINET 153 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:11,229 WITH THE STUFF YOU TRY TO KEEP HIDDEN. 154 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,563 HIDDEN? ARE THERE ANY ENGRAVINGS 155 00:08:13,563 --> 00:08:15,146 I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 156 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,312 FROLICKING NYMPHS OF SOME KIND? 157 00:08:17,312 --> 00:08:21,563 NO. JUST MAGIC SECRETS GILES DOESN'T THINK I'M READY FOR. 158 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:24,271 Giles: UM... AH, YES. YES, HERE WE ARE. 159 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,521 THERE'S A REFERENCE HERE 160 00:08:26,521 --> 00:08:28,479 TO THE JOURNAL OF DESMOND KANE, 161 00:08:28,479 --> 00:08:30,896 PASTOR OF A TOWN CALLED SHARPSVILLE. 162 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,896 "MAY 26, 1723. 163 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:34,563 "TOMORROW IS THE ASCENSION. 164 00:08:34,563 --> 00:08:36,271 GOD HELP US ALL." 165 00:08:37,771 --> 00:08:39,438 IT WAS THE LAST ANYONE HEARD. 166 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:41,604 OF KANE? 167 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,896 OF SHARPSVILLE. 168 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:45,938 THE TOWN MORE OR LESS DISAPPEARED. 169 00:08:45,938 --> 00:08:48,146 SO ASCENSION POSSIBLY NOT A LOVE-IN. 170 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:50,896 I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET WITH THIS DEMON, BUFFY. 171 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,062 YEAH? ANYBODY GOT $5,000? 172 00:08:55,646 --> 00:08:57,813 I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU. 173 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,354 Xander: IMPORTANT? 174 00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:01,312 LET'S START CALCULATING THOSE ODDS, PEOPLE. 175 00:09:01,312 --> 00:09:03,062 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY NIGHT? 176 00:09:03,062 --> 00:09:06,104 UH...UH... 177 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:09,479 AS ALWAYS, MY SACRED DUTY AS A WATCHER 178 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:12,021 PREVENTS ME FROM...WHY? 179 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:14,604 I HAVE A PAPER TO WRITE FOR ENGLISH, 180 00:09:14,604 --> 00:09:20,021 AND YOU'RE ENGLISH, SO I THOUGHT...WHAT? 181 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:22,230 IS IT SO WRONG TO BE GETTING 182 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,604 AN INSIDER'S PERSPECTIVE? 183 00:09:25,229 --> 00:09:28,396 I STUDY BEST IN A GOOD RESTAURANT... 184 00:09:28,396 --> 00:09:31,938 AROUND EIGHTISH? THINK IT OVER? 185 00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:40,604 AND ON THE DAY THE WORDS "FLIMSY EXCUSE" WERE REDEFINED, 186 00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:42,230 WE STOOD IN AWE AND WATCHED. 187 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:43,396 Wesley: RIGHT. 188 00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:47,771 BOOKS OF ASCENSION, MAYOR, SLAUGHTER... 189 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:49,438 TELL YOU WHAT. 190 00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:51,021 WHY DON'T WE TRY TO FIND THIS DEMON 191 00:09:51,021 --> 00:09:53,563 SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, 192 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:56,563 PERHAPS PERSUADE HIM TO LEND US THE BOOKS FREE OF CHARGE? 193 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,688 I THINK FAITH MIGHT BE USEFUL IN THAT PERSUASION PART. 194 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:01,146 I IMAGINE SO. 195 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:03,146 WHERE IS FAITH, ANYWAY? 196 00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,312 HEY, SLAYER. 197 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:16,938 I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY. 198 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:18,187 GIVE ME A MINUTE, 199 00:10:18,187 --> 00:10:20,354 AND I'LL HAVE THE PLACE TIDIED UP FOR YOU. 200 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,771 YOU GOT THE BOOKS? 201 00:10:21,771 --> 00:10:23,771 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 202 00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:24,813 YOU GOT MY MONEY? 203 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,646 YOU'RE TOUGH IN NEGOTIATIONS, 204 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,187 AND I RESPECT THAT. 205 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:37,521 CHECK 'EM OUT. 206 00:10:37,521 --> 00:10:39,688 NOW, THAT IS QUALITY MERCHANDISE. 207 00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:42,021 THAT'S WORTH 5 GRAND, EASY. 208 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:43,396 BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 209 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:45,229 MM-HMM. ORIGINAL EDITIONS AND EVERYTHING. 210 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,229 GREAT CONDITION. 211 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,938 OK, IT'S A LITTLE WORN ON ONE SPINE, 212 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:53,187 SOME SLIGHT FOXING, BUT OTHERWISE PERFECT. 213 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:57,438 NOW, THE 5 GRAND, IT'S, YOU KNOW, NEGOTIABLE. 214 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,771 I DON'T LIKE TO HAGGLE. 215 00:11:39,062 --> 00:11:40,855 FAITH. 216 00:11:42,229 --> 00:11:43,604 ANGEL... 217 00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:48,021 I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 218 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:52,896 LOOK, I HATE ASKING FOR HELP, BUT I'M ASKING, 219 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:57,021 'CAUSE I'M IN TROUBLE, LIKE THE REAL BAD KIND. 220 00:11:57,021 --> 00:12:00,021 IT'S OK. 221 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:03,104 NO, IT'S A COUPLE COUNTY LINES OVER FROM OK, BELIEVE ME. 222 00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:06,938 I BELIEVE YOU. LOOK, JUST TALK. 223 00:12:06,938 --> 00:12:08,062 COME ON. 224 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,187 START FROM THE BEGINNING. 225 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,229 MIND IF I SKIP PAST 226 00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:13,396 THE "MOM NEVER LOVED ME" PART 227 00:12:13,396 --> 00:12:15,271 AND GET RIGHT TO IT? 228 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,271 I'M SCARING MYSELF. 229 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,855 I KNOW THE FEELING. 230 00:12:20,855 --> 00:12:21,938 THAT'S WHY I CAME TO YOU. 231 00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,479 I DON'T WANNA GET ALL 12-STEPPY, 232 00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:25,646 BUT REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME 233 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:28,729 THAT KILLING PEOPLE'D MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SOME KIND OF GOD? 234 00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:32,855 I THINK I JUST CAME DOWN TO EARTH. 235 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:36,104 IT'S NOT HUMAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 236 00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:38,479 NOT THAT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANY BETTER 237 00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:41,104 OR THIS GUY ANY LESS DEAD. 238 00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:44,771 FAITH, YOU NEED HELP. YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. 239 00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:49,354 I KNOW. FOR REAL NOW, I'M SCARED... 240 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:51,896 SCARED OF WHAT I AM, WHAT I'M TURNING INTO-- 241 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,354 COLD-BLOODED, STRAIGHT-UP KILLER...LIKE YOU. 242 00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:57,604 NOT LIKE ME. I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, 243 00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,187 BUT YOU DO. 244 00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:01,021 LOOK, YOU CAN STOP THIS. 245 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:03,938 BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANNA END UP THE WAY EVERYBODY SAID I WOULD-- 246 00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:05,688 DEAD OR ALONE OR A LOSER. 247 00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,312 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 248 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,729 I DON'T KNOW. 249 00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:10,271 MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. 250 00:13:10,271 --> 00:13:12,604 IT'S NOT. 251 00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:14,396 ANGEL, I'M SO SCARED. 252 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:18,354 IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHH. IT'S OK. 253 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:31,938 WHOA. 254 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,729 WHOA, FAITH. I... 255 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:36,646 LOOK, I CAN BE HERE FOR YOU, 256 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:39,688 BUT NOT LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? 257 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,354 I'M WITH BUFFY. 258 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,396 BUFFY, YEAH. 259 00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:46,396 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 260 00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:53,062 MAYBE I DID, BUT I WOULDN'T PRESS IT. 261 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,521 YOU LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? 262 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,896 I LOVE HER. 263 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,062 GOOD FOR YOU. 264 00:14:02,062 --> 00:14:04,771 THE TWO OF YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY. 265 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,938 WE FRIENDS? 266 00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:11,062 WE'RE FRIENDS. 267 00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:12,354 THEN I'M LUCKY, TOO. 268 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,855 I BETTER GO. 269 00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:19,855 WHERE? 270 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,021 I NEED TO COOL DOWN... 271 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,229 SPEND SOME TIME ALONE. 272 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,104 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 273 00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:29,646 YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP. JUST KNOWING SOMEBODY CARES. 274 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:36,563 HEY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE ASKING THIS, BUT... 275 00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:39,271 DO YOU THINK IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT, 276 00:14:39,271 --> 00:14:42,438 THAT THINGS BETWEEN YOU AND ME'D BE DIFFERENT, TOO? 277 00:14:42,438 --> 00:14:44,312 WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 278 00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:45,563 RIGHT. 279 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:47,021 HOW COULD WE? 280 00:14:48,146 --> 00:14:49,312 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 281 00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,896 Faith: LIFETIME OF PRACTICE. 282 00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:05,230 Faith: IT'S NOT LIKE I WASN'T TRYING, OK? 283 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,896 THERE'S NO NEED TO CONVINCE ME. 284 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,646 I'M SURE YOU GAVE IT YOUR LEVEL BEST. 285 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,729 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT BOY COULD BE THINKING. 286 00:15:10,729 --> 00:15:12,312 TRY BUFFY SUMMERS, 287 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,896 LIKE IN A BIG, FAT, ONE-TRACK WAY. 288 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:17,187 HEY, COME ON! DON'T BE DISCOURAGED. 289 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,646 YOU'RE A BRIGHT, YOUNG, ENERGETIC GIRL 290 00:15:19,646 --> 00:15:21,062 WITH A WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER, 291 00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:22,729 AND I WON'T TOLERATE BROODING. 292 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:25,646 SO YOU COULDN'T GIVE HIM THAT ONE MOMENT OF TRUE HAPPINESS. 293 00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:28,230 I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A LONG WEEKEND, BUT OK. 294 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,855 AND HE SPURNED YOUR ADVANCES. SO BE IT. 295 00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:32,104 THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT, 296 00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,771 AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT'S FACTUALLY TRUE. 297 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:38,104 WE WANNA TAKE ANGEL'S SOUL AWAY. 298 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,896 IF WE CAN'T DO IT BY GIVING HIM HAPPINESS, 299 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,688 WELL, BY GOLLY, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT 300 00:15:42,688 --> 00:15:45,980 IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY IMAGINABLE. 301 00:15:57,271 --> 00:15:59,062 FIND ANYTHING? 302 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:00,563 A SIX-COURSE BANQUET OF NOTHING 303 00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:03,312 WITH A SCOOP OF SOD ALL AS A PALETTE CLEANSER. 304 00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:05,229 I'VE HAD NO BETTER LUCK. 305 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:12,896 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ASCENSION SOMEWHERE. 306 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:15,187 PERHAPS I SHOULD CONTACT THE COUNCIL, 307 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,187 MAYBE RUN A SEARCH THROUGH-- 308 00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:17,813 NO, I DON'T... 309 00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:19,438 IT SHOULD BE I THAT... 310 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:25,104 THE COUNCIL ISN'T ENTIRELY AWARE THAT I'M LETTING YOU WORK FOR ME. 311 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:30,187 UH...WITH ME. 312 00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:33,021 I DON'T THINK THEY'D BE VERY HAPPY AT THE IDEA OF THE TWO OF US COLLABORATING. 313 00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:36,646 WELL, I WASN'T ABOUT TO BURST INTO GLORIOUS SONG ABOUT IT MYSELF. 314 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:38,354 WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM? 315 00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:40,729 I THINK THE MOST EXPEDIENT PLAN 316 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:43,312 WOULD BE TO FIND THESE BOOKS OF ASCENSION THEMSELVES. 317 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:49,146 BUFFY, YOU AND FAITH MUST FIND THIS DEMON, AND SOON. 318 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:53,021 I'LL GO BACK TO THE SCENE, SEE IF I CAN TRACK HIM. 319 00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:54,271 WAIT FOR FAITH. 320 00:16:54,271 --> 00:16:56,646 THAT COULD BE HOURS. 321 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,855 THE GIRL MAKES GODOT LOOK PUNCTUAL. 322 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,104 I'LL JUST GO MYSELF. 323 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:05,438 BUFFY, THIS IS A JOB FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. 324 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,563 THIS DEMON COULD BE ANYWHERE. 325 00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:11,604 IF THESE BOOKS ARE AS IMPORTANT AS HE SAYS, HE HAS GOOD REASON TO HIDE. 326 00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:15,021 FINDING HIM'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. 327 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:16,604 FOUND YOUR DEMON. 328 00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:18,021 FASHION TIP, WES. 329 00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,479 MOUTH LOOKS BETTER CLOSED. 330 00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:21,896 GOT THE ADDRESS. 331 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:25,271 I BEAT IT OUT OF WILLIE THE SNITCH PERSONALLY. 332 00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:27,521 YOU BEAT UP WILLIE? 333 00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:28,563 SURE. 334 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,021 WELL, ACTUALLY LET'S JUST SAY 335 00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:32,521 I APPLIED SOME PRESSURE, OR MORE ACCURATELY, 336 00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:35,604 THAT I ASKED POLITELY, AND THEN-- 337 00:17:35,604 --> 00:17:38,187 OK, I BRIBED HIM. 338 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,229 HOW MUCH? 339 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,146 28 BUCKS. DOES THE COUNCIL REIMBURSE 340 00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:42,229 FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF? 341 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,855 DID YOU GET A RECEIPT? 342 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,396 DAMN! 343 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,646 I KNOW THIS. 344 00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:48,062 IT'S DOWN BY THE BUS STATION. 345 00:17:48,062 --> 00:17:50,187 NOT THE NICEST PART OF TOWN. 346 00:17:50,187 --> 00:17:52,312 AGAIN, SEE? NO STANDARDS. 347 00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:53,771 ANY SELF-RESPECTING DEMON 348 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:56,604 SHOULD BE LIVING IN A PIT OF FILTH OR A NICE CRYPT. 349 00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:58,229 I'LL REMEMBER TO MENTION THAT. 350 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,229 MENTION WHAT? 351 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,479 WHERE WE GOING, GIRLFRIEND? 352 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:05,021 ACTUALLY, I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE SOLO. 353 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:07,563 WHY SHOULD YOU GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN? 354 00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,563 SHARE, SHARE, THAT'S FAIR, RIGHT? 355 00:18:11,729 --> 00:18:15,146 RIGHT. FOUND OUR DEMON. 356 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:20,312 OH. WELL, LET'S GO LOOK HIM UP. 357 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,021 IS IT ME, OR DID IT JUST GET REALLY COLD IN HERE? 358 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,230 FAITH, CAREFUL. 359 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,646 RIGHT. 360 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,646 MISSED YOU LAST NIGHT. 361 00:18:44,646 --> 00:18:47,271 YEAH, I WAS PATROLLING. 362 00:18:47,271 --> 00:18:50,146 NO SHORTAGE OF SCUM YOU GOTTA WATCH IN SUNNYDALE, RIGHT? 363 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:52,187 SO I'VE HEARD. 364 00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:03,396 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT HERE FIRST. 365 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:06,187 BETTIN' THEY GOT THE BOOKS, TOO. SOME HIT. 366 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,187 THIS WASN'T JUST A HIT. 367 00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:12,604 THIS IS SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF A PARTY. 368 00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:15,396 MAYBE THE GUY PUT UP A FIGHT. 369 00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,229 WE GOTTA GET GOING. 370 00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:21,521 COME ON. NOTHING WE CAN DO HERE NOW. 371 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,104 YOU COMING? 372 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,187 MINT? 373 00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:35,896 DIDN'T THINK SO. 374 00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:40,230 WELL, SCHEDULING A MAN OF YOUR TALENTS 375 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,729 IS QUITE THE CHORE, I'LL TELL YOU. 376 00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:45,479 BETWEEN THE CHANTING AND THE SACRIFICE, 377 00:19:45,479 --> 00:19:47,688 MY GOLF GAME IS SHOT. 378 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,563 BUT HERE...YOU ARE. 379 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,646 YOU KNOW WHY I'VE SUMMONED YOU. 380 00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:54,813 CAN YOU DO IT? 381 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,563 NEED ANYTHING FROM ME? 382 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:01,312 YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A PEOPLE PERSON, ARE YOU? 383 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:04,563 YOU HAVE RISKED GREAT DANGER IN CALLING ON ME. 384 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:07,104 THE DEADLIEST MAGICS ARE NEEDED 385 00:20:07,104 --> 00:20:09,187 TO ROB THIS CREATURE OF ITS SOUL. 386 00:20:09,187 --> 00:20:10,354 BIG JOB, ALL RIGHT. 387 00:20:10,354 --> 00:20:12,729 AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE. 388 00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:14,187 OH, THAT'S JUST SWELL. 389 00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:15,563 LISTEN, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY? 390 00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:18,438 'CAUSE THEY'RE LOW-CALORIE. HEH HEH. 391 00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:19,729 OK. 392 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:28,312 ARE YOU OK? 393 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,104 YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE. 394 00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:34,354 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT'S WRONG? 395 00:20:34,354 --> 00:20:35,813 IT'S NOTHING. 396 00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:39,563 IT'S NOTHING. 397 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:40,855 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 398 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:43,438 STOP WITH THE THIRD DEGREE. 399 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,563 IT'S FAITH. 400 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,771 WHAT ABOUT HER? 401 00:20:47,771 --> 00:20:49,729 I WENT TO ANGEL'S LAST NIGHT, 402 00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:51,312 AND FAITH WAS THERE. 403 00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:53,271 THEY LOOKED SORT OF... 404 00:20:53,271 --> 00:20:55,396 INTIMATE. 405 00:20:55,396 --> 00:20:57,855 NO WAY. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 406 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:59,396 AND NO WAY! 407 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:02,688 YOU'RE RIGHT. FAITH WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 408 00:21:02,688 --> 00:21:04,563 FAITH WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT. 409 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,354 FAITH WAS BUILT TO DO THAT. 410 00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:07,896 SHE'S THE "DO THAT" GIRL. 411 00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:09,438 COMFORT, REMEMBER? COMFORT HERE. 412 00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:10,938 I MEAN, PLEASE. 413 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:13,729 DOES ANGEL COME UP TO FAITH'S STANDARDS FOR A GUY? 414 00:21:13,729 --> 00:21:16,271 LET'S SEE. IS HE BREATHING? 415 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:18,604 ACTUALLY, NO. 416 00:21:18,604 --> 00:21:20,938 BUT, BUFFY, ANGEL-- 417 00:21:20,938 --> 00:21:25,354 THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD EVER DO THAT. 418 00:21:25,354 --> 00:21:27,229 YOU'RE THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD TO HIM. 419 00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:30,604 SOMETIMES I WONDER. 420 00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:32,604 ANGEL AND FAITH HAVE A LOT IN COMMON... 421 00:21:34,438 --> 00:21:37,146 AND THERE'S SO MUCH HE DOESN'T TELL ME. 422 00:21:37,146 --> 00:21:39,146 BUT IT'S SO CLEAR, 423 00:21:39,146 --> 00:21:41,771 THE WAY HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. 424 00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:43,729 BUFFY, I, TOO, KNOW THE LOVE 425 00:21:43,729 --> 00:21:45,146 OF A TACITURN MAN, 426 00:21:45,146 --> 00:21:48,604 AND YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THEIR ACTIONS. 427 00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,688 I WAS. 428 00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:53,187 WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? 429 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:59,396 SAY? YOU MEAN WHEN I STRAIGHTFORWARDLY ASKED HIM WHAT WAS GOING ON? 430 00:21:59,396 --> 00:22:00,521 SO YOU BAILED? 431 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:02,521 I COULDN'T. I MEAN, NOT THEN-- 432 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,563 HEY, ENOUGH. 433 00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:07,062 STOP WITH THE CRAZY. GO TALK TO ANGEL. 434 00:22:07,062 --> 00:22:08,688 BUT I JUST-- 435 00:22:08,688 --> 00:22:10,896 NO. GO. I GIVE YOU LEAVE TO GO. 436 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:15,271 THANK YOU. 437 00:22:26,104 --> 00:22:28,062 FAITH. 438 00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:30,062 HEY. 439 00:22:30,062 --> 00:22:32,563 SORRY TO BUST IN UNINVITED. 440 00:22:32,563 --> 00:22:34,104 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 441 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:36,312 LOOK, I'M NOT SO GOOD AT APOLOGIES, 442 00:22:36,312 --> 00:22:38,563 MOSTLY 'CAUSE I THINK THE WORLD'S OUT TO SCREW ME, 443 00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:40,771 SO I'M GENERALLY MORE OWED THAN OWING. 444 00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,563 BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 445 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:45,729 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M REALLY SORRY. 446 00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,187 IT'S ALL RIGHT, FAITH. 447 00:22:47,187 --> 00:22:48,646 NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT. 448 00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:52,229 YEAH, I WAS FREAKED. I NEEDED SOMEBODY, 449 00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:55,396 BUT YOU'RE WITH BUFFY. I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 450 00:22:55,396 --> 00:22:56,855 OK. 451 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,230 YOU DON'T TRUST ME. 452 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:04,187 IT'S NOT THAT. 453 00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:06,896 HEY, NO PROBLEM. JOIN THE CLUB. 454 00:23:09,646 --> 00:23:12,021 LOOK, FAITH... 455 00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:14,479 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, ALL RIGHT? 456 00:23:14,479 --> 00:23:16,563 I KNOW HOW HARD IT CAN BE. 457 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,271 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN THERE, OK, 458 00:23:20,271 --> 00:23:22,771 WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... 459 00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:27,521 AND I WANNA TRUST YOU. 460 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:29,271 CHUMP. 461 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:41,438 Yaa shayTann, inna nafsak laa tatba'uk ba'd. 462 00:23:41,438 --> 00:23:43,396 Yaa Rufukayl al-'aZim, shattit nafsah fii anHaa'i... 463 00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:45,021 FAITH! 464 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:46,771 I WANTED TO DO THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY, 465 00:23:46,771 --> 00:23:48,521 BUT HEY, YOUR LOSS. 466 00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:50,229 I GOT SOME TRICKS BUFFY DON'T KNOW YET. 467 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:51,521 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 468 00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:53,146 I KNOW, BUT IT'S FUN. 469 00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,646 NOW RELAX. IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON. 470 00:23:55,646 --> 00:23:57,062 NO! 471 00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:00,938 Yaa ruuh idhhabii! Yaa nafs idhhabii! 472 00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:08,646 Utrukii ayyaah wa-'trukiih naHruuman wa-najisan! 473 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,813 [GROANING] 474 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,771 THANKS...SO MUCH. 475 00:24:47,229 --> 00:24:49,396 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THE TASTE OF A SLAYER BACK IN MY MOUTH. 476 00:24:49,396 --> 00:24:51,521 IT'S LIKE CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW? 477 00:24:51,521 --> 00:24:53,021 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D QUIT. 478 00:24:54,729 --> 00:24:56,813 NO, REALLY. DON'T GET UP. 479 00:24:58,813 --> 00:25:03,229 OHH...IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN SUNNYDALE. 480 00:25:03,229 --> 00:25:04,104 NICE CLIMATE... 481 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,271 PLENTY TO EAT... 482 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,479 NO TORTURED HUMANITY TO HOLD ME DOWN. 483 00:25:08,479 --> 00:25:10,104 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME? 484 00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:15,229 YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING THE BIG PICTURE HERE, FAITH. 485 00:25:15,229 --> 00:25:17,938 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TURNED ME, 486 00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:19,896 BUT LET ME TELL YA... 487 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:22,062 I'M JUST GLAD YOU DID. 488 00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:25,729 I GOT MY REASONS. 489 00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:29,521 LET ME GUESS. YOU SUMMONED BACK THE TRUE ANGELUS BECAUSE... 490 00:25:29,521 --> 00:25:31,229 YOU NEED A NEW BOY TOY. 491 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,021 SORRY. DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 492 00:25:37,438 --> 00:25:39,646 YOU WANNA BE SMART, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 493 00:25:39,646 --> 00:25:41,896 FUNNY THING ABOUT VAMPIRES, FAITH... 494 00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:44,813 WE DON'T ESTABLISH MEANINGFUL DIALOGUE WITH SLAYERS. 495 00:25:44,813 --> 00:25:47,104 NOT HOW BUFFY TELLS IT. 496 00:25:50,438 --> 00:25:53,229 HEH HEH HEH. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D LIKE IT ON TOP. 497 00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:55,187 YOU WANNA LISTEN, OR YOU WANNA DIE? 498 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,938 HEH HEH. AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE, I MOSTLY WANT YOU TO WRIGGLE. 499 00:25:57,938 --> 00:25:59,563 BUT I'M LISTENING. 500 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:01,021 LAST TIME YOU GOT LIKE THIS, 501 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,729 BUFFY KICKED YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO HELL. 502 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,813 DO YOU WANNA DO BETTER THIS TIME? 503 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,396 STILL LISTENING. 504 00:26:06,396 --> 00:26:08,188 GOOD BOY. 505 00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:11,230 NOW, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PLAY NICE AND CALL TRUCE, 506 00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:13,146 AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH THE REAL POWER IN THIS TOWN. 507 00:26:13,146 --> 00:26:14,187 INTERESTED? 508 00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:15,896 VERY. 509 00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:18,479 THEN GET READY TO MEET THE NEW BOSS. 510 00:26:22,521 --> 00:26:25,438 Wesley: OUR ENEMY HAS US AT A DISADVANTAGE. 511 00:26:25,438 --> 00:26:29,187 WE SEEM CONSISTENTLY TO BE ONE STEP BEHIND HIM. 512 00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,021 NOW HE HAS THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 513 00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:33,479 WE MUST TAKE DEFINITIVE ACTION. 514 00:26:33,479 --> 00:26:35,187 YOU HAVE THE GREATEST VOICE. 515 00:26:35,187 --> 00:26:38,563 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOING BOOKS ON TAPE? 516 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,688 WAY TO FOCUS, C.C. 517 00:26:40,688 --> 00:26:43,604 YES, LET'S TRY TO STAY ON TRACK. 518 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:46,187 WE NEED EVERYONE WORKING TOGETHER HERE. WHERE'S ANGEL? 519 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,521 I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:26:47,521 --> 00:26:51,312 I WENT TO THE MANSION, BUT HE WASN'T THERE. 521 00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:52,896 AND FAITH? 522 00:26:52,896 --> 00:26:54,521 SHE'S MISSING, TOO. 523 00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:57,229 WHICH MEANS NOTHING. TWO UNCONNECTED EVENTS. 524 00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:00,771 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 525 00:27:00,771 --> 00:27:04,271 BUFFY, I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO RETRIEVE THE BOOKS OF ASCENSION. 526 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:05,855 CHECK OUT THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. 527 00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:08,354 BUT BE DAMN CAREFUL. DO NOT CONFRONT THE MAYOR. 528 00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:09,896 WE DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT HIM. 529 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,230 I'LL GO HOME AND STOCK UP ON WEAPONS. 530 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,855 SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE BREAK-AND-ENTERISH. 531 00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:17,312 RIGHT. WILLOW, 532 00:27:17,312 --> 00:27:19,187 HOW FAR DID YOU GET WITH THE MAYOR'S FILES? 533 00:27:19,187 --> 00:27:20,604 EXCUSE ME. 534 00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:23,229 I BELIEVE WESLEY IS RUNNING THIS MEETING. 535 00:27:23,229 --> 00:27:27,021 IT'S, UH, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. WILLOW? 536 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,604 IT'S ALL BAD NEWS. 537 00:27:28,604 --> 00:27:30,563 BY THE TIME I GOT THROUGH THE ENCRYPTIONS, 538 00:27:30,563 --> 00:27:32,604 THE FILES WERE EMPTY. 539 00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:34,479 I GUESS HE SAW ME COMING. 540 00:27:34,479 --> 00:27:35,855 WHAT ABOUT THE HALL OF RECORDS? 541 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,521 GO TO THE SOURCE. 542 00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:40,813 GOOD IDEA. THERE MUST BE INFORMATION ON THE MAYOR THERE. 543 00:27:40,813 --> 00:27:42,104 WESLEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE GROUP 544 00:27:42,104 --> 00:27:43,855 AND START LOOKING? 545 00:27:43,855 --> 00:27:45,396 RIGHT. 546 00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:48,187 I'M IN WESLEY'S GROUP. 547 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:49,938 THERE IS JUST THE ONE GROUP. 548 00:27:49,938 --> 00:27:52,521 YES, AND I AM IN IT. 549 00:27:52,521 --> 00:27:55,104 ANYONE MIND IF I SKIP THE TRIP? 550 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:57,104 I'M GONNA CRUISE TOWN, KEEP MY EAR TO THE GROUND. 551 00:27:57,104 --> 00:27:59,312 AND I THINK 5's A CROWD. 552 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:00,771 IT REALLY IS. 553 00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:03,479 I'LL DRIVE. 554 00:28:03,479 --> 00:28:05,855 THEY LIKED YOUR PLAN. 555 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,604 ANYONE FINDS ANYTHING, CHECK IN WITH ME. 556 00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,229 BE CAREFUL. 557 00:28:20,062 --> 00:28:22,479 SO...CAN I KEEP HIM? 558 00:28:22,479 --> 00:28:25,604 LET'S JUST TAKE THINGS STEP BY STEP FOR A MOMENT. 559 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,855 NOW, THEN, ANGELUS-- MAY I CALL YOU ANGEL? 560 00:28:28,855 --> 00:28:31,813 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES 561 00:28:31,813 --> 00:28:34,563 OF YOU CALLING ME MASTER. 562 00:28:34,563 --> 00:28:37,438 AHH. YOU KNOW, ANGELUS, ATTITUDE MAY GET YOU ATTENTION, 563 00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:39,104 BUT COURTESY WINS RESPECT. 564 00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:44,021 HEH HEH. I AM THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR "NEW" ATTITUDE. 565 00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,938 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 566 00:28:46,938 --> 00:28:50,604 NO TROUBLE WITH THE TRANSITION? NO SIDE EFFECTS? 567 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:54,521 HMM. HAD A SOUL. NOW I'M FREE. 568 00:28:54,521 --> 00:28:57,146 THAT'S TERRIFIC. POETIC, TOO. 569 00:28:57,146 --> 00:28:59,312 NOT THAT I READ MUCH POETRY. 570 00:28:59,312 --> 00:29:00,896 EXCEPT FOR THOSE LITTLE ONES IN THE READER'S DIGEST. 571 00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:03,438 SOME ARE QUITE CATCHY. 572 00:29:03,438 --> 00:29:05,021 HEY, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH THINGS HERE, 573 00:29:05,021 --> 00:29:07,729 BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET TO SOME KIND OF A POINT? 574 00:29:07,729 --> 00:29:10,187 HEH. KIDS TODAY. RUSH, RUSH, RUSH. 575 00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:15,230 THE POINT, ANGEL, IS YOU'RE A VERY POWERFUL YOUNG MAN. GOOD FOR FAITH. 576 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:18,646 AND THERE JUST MAY BE A FUTURE FOR YOU HERE IN SUNNYDALE. 577 00:29:18,646 --> 00:29:20,604 I SEE YOU'RE ADMIRING MY LETTER OPENER. 578 00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:24,688 ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING OF STABBING YOU THROUGH THE HEART WITH IT. 579 00:29:26,062 --> 00:29:27,479 PLEASE DO. 580 00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:38,146 NICE SHOT. 581 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:53,855 YOU SEE, I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL... 582 00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:56,104 IMPERVIOUS. 583 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:59,187 CAN'T BE KILLED OR HARMED IN ANY WAY. 584 00:29:59,187 --> 00:30:00,688 AND THAT'S JUST A CORNERSTONE 585 00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:04,604 IN MY PLANS FOR THIS GREAT TOWN OF OURS. 586 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,146 HMM. CAN'T BE KILLED, 587 00:30:07,146 --> 00:30:09,104 BUT YOU DON'T LIKE GERMS. 588 00:30:09,104 --> 00:30:11,354 EW. AWFUL THINGS. UNSANITARY. 589 00:30:11,354 --> 00:30:14,104 BUT MY QUESTION IS, NOW THAT FAITH HAS BROUGHT YOU BACK, 590 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,146 WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 591 00:30:16,146 --> 00:30:18,021 WELL, GEE, SIR, 592 00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:20,896 I THOUGHT I'D FIND THAT SLAYER THAT'S GIVING YOU SO MUCH TROUBLE 593 00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:24,062 AND TORTURE, MAIM, AND KILL HER. 594 00:30:25,146 --> 00:30:26,980 FINE. 595 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,229 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SLACKER TYPES 596 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,438 RUNNING AROUND TOWN TODAY. 597 00:30:30,438 --> 00:30:31,771 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 598 00:30:31,771 --> 00:30:33,604 TORTURE BUFFY. 599 00:30:33,604 --> 00:30:35,438 KILLING HER'S FINE, JUST MAKE IT A SLOW ONE. 600 00:30:35,438 --> 00:30:36,896 MY FAVORITE KIND. 601 00:30:36,896 --> 00:30:38,479 WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL. 602 00:30:38,479 --> 00:30:40,479 WE DON'T WANT A REPLACEMENT SLAYER ANYTIME SOON. 603 00:30:40,479 --> 00:30:44,438 THEY CAN'T ALL TURN OUT LIKE MY GIRL FAITH. HEH HEH. 604 00:30:44,438 --> 00:30:45,563 HAVE FUN. 605 00:30:45,563 --> 00:30:46,855 LET'S DO IT. 606 00:30:49,354 --> 00:30:53,563 UH...TRY TO HAVE HER HOME BY 11:00. 607 00:30:59,312 --> 00:31:01,312 [DOOR CLOSES] 608 00:31:01,312 --> 00:31:03,688 SHE'S NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE. 609 00:31:03,688 --> 00:31:05,813 [SNIFFLES] 610 00:31:05,813 --> 00:31:07,563 "I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK, WESLEY. 611 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:10,187 I LOVE WHEN YOU SING, WESLEY." 612 00:31:10,187 --> 00:31:12,646 CAN YOU SAY THE WORDS "JAIL BAIT," WESLEY? 613 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:14,521 LIMEY BASTARD. 614 00:31:14,521 --> 00:31:16,312 HEY, GUYS. MAN, WHERE YA BEEN? 615 00:31:16,312 --> 00:31:20,438 YOU GOTTA FIND BUFFY. SHE'S GOING TO HER PLACE AND STOCK UP-- 616 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:23,271 THAT GUY JUST BUGS ME. 617 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,813 FAITH, ANGEL. 618 00:31:30,813 --> 00:31:32,354 HI, JOYCE. NICE TO SEE YA. 619 00:31:32,354 --> 00:31:33,479 IS BUFFY HOME? 620 00:31:33,479 --> 00:31:35,479 UPSTAIRS. 621 00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:38,229 PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT SOME VAMPIRE THING. 622 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,062 THE ONLY VAMPIRE HERE IS ME, JOYCE. 623 00:31:40,062 --> 00:31:43,354 SAY...YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? 624 00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:46,604 HIGHLIGHTS. 625 00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,729 IT'S NICE. 626 00:31:57,521 --> 00:31:59,521 KNOCK, KNOCK. 627 00:32:02,438 --> 00:32:04,104 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 628 00:32:04,104 --> 00:32:07,021 LOOKIN' FOR YOU. GOOD THING WE FOUND YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT. 629 00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:11,187 WE GOT THE BOOKS. 630 00:32:11,187 --> 00:32:12,604 THEY'RE AT THE MANSION. 631 00:32:12,604 --> 00:32:14,187 WE'D TAKE 'EM TO GILES OURSELVES, 632 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:17,312 BUT I THINK STRENGTH IN NUMBERS IS THE WAY TO GO. COME ON. 633 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,229 LET ME GET THOSE FOR YOU. 634 00:32:31,604 --> 00:32:34,062 OK, LET'S GET THE BOOKS SOMEPLACE SAFE. 635 00:32:34,062 --> 00:32:36,438 WHERE ARE THEY? 636 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:40,521 ACTUALLY...WE HAVE A SLIGHT CHANGE IN PLAN, BUFF. 637 00:32:40,521 --> 00:32:42,521 "BUFF"? 638 00:32:42,521 --> 00:32:43,521 YOU JUST CALLED-- 639 00:32:45,604 --> 00:32:47,229 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 640 00:32:47,229 --> 00:32:50,271 NOTHING. MATTER OF FACT, 641 00:32:50,271 --> 00:32:53,479 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD IN A LONG TIME. 642 00:32:53,479 --> 00:32:55,438 ANGEL? 643 00:32:55,438 --> 00:32:58,312 YOU KNOW, I NEVER PROPERLY THANKED YOU 644 00:32:58,312 --> 00:32:59,938 FOR SENDING ME TO HELL. 645 00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:01,229 NO... 646 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,396 YEAH, AND I'M JUST WONDERING. 647 00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:06,479 WHERE DO I START? CARD? FRUIT BASKET, HUH? 648 00:33:06,479 --> 00:33:08,021 EVISCERATION? NO. 649 00:33:08,021 --> 00:33:09,688 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 650 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,688 MAYBE THERE'S STILL SOME GOOD DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF ME 651 00:33:11,688 --> 00:33:13,771 THAT REMEMBERS AND LOVES YOU, 652 00:33:13,771 --> 00:33:15,688 IF ONLY YOU COULD REACH ME. 653 00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:18,521 THEN AGAIN, WE HAVE REALITY. 654 00:33:19,729 --> 00:33:23,229 I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE I LET YOU TOUCH ME. 655 00:33:26,187 --> 00:33:28,729 FAITH, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. NOW. 656 00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:30,813 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, B. 657 00:33:30,813 --> 00:33:34,563 ME? I LIKE IT HERE. 658 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,104 ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT BUFFY-- 659 00:33:45,104 --> 00:33:47,438 SHE'S SO CUTE WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING. 660 00:33:47,438 --> 00:33:49,229 HMM. 661 00:33:56,104 --> 00:33:59,187 HEY, I KNOW A WAY TO MAKE INVESTIGATING THE MAYOR EVEN MORE BORING. 662 00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:03,563 ON SECOND THOUGHT, NO, I DON'T. 663 00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,604 HEY...WHOA. 664 00:34:06,938 --> 00:34:11,104 WHOA. BIG "HEY, WHOA." GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 665 00:34:14,271 --> 00:34:18,062 WOW. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. 666 00:34:18,062 --> 00:34:22,312 HOW ABOUT LIKE EXACT SAME GUY LIKE EXACT SAME GUY? 667 00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:25,688 MAYOR WILKINS IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD. 668 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,396 HE'S NOT HUMAN. 669 00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:28,938 I, UH, HATE TO SPOIL THE MOOD, 670 00:34:28,938 --> 00:34:32,271 BUT THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YOU THINK. 671 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:34,729 XANDER, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 672 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:37,438 YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO? 673 00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:39,771 NOT ME. I TOLD YOU SO. 674 00:34:39,771 --> 00:34:42,563 ANGEL'S BACK, IN THE REALLY BAD SENSE. 675 00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:45,312 AND, UM, I TOLD YOU SO. 676 00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:48,062 ANGELUS HAS TURNED? 677 00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:51,563 XANDER, THIS IS TERRIBLY SERIOUS. ARE YOU SURE? 678 00:34:51,563 --> 00:34:53,354 GEE, LET ME THINK. 679 00:34:53,354 --> 00:34:54,479 KINDA HARD TO TELL. 680 00:34:54,479 --> 00:34:56,563 LAST THING I REMEMBER IS HIS FIST. 681 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:58,312 WE MUST CONTACT GILES IMMEDIATELY. 682 00:34:58,312 --> 00:34:59,729 GOOD THINKIN'. 683 00:34:59,729 --> 00:35:01,146 LET'S WASTE TIME WITH A LIVELY DEBATE. 684 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:03,479 LEAVE BUFFY ALONE, SEE HOW DEAD SHE GETS. 685 00:35:03,479 --> 00:35:06,604 SLOW DOWN, XANDER. THIS ISN'T WESLEY'S FAULT. 686 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,146 ACTUALLY, IT IS. 687 00:35:08,146 --> 00:35:10,021 FAITH WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 688 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:12,688 GUESS WHO'S ANGEL'S NEW PLAYMATE. 689 00:35:12,688 --> 00:35:15,104 FAITH AND ANGEL? TOGETHER? 690 00:35:15,104 --> 00:35:18,230 IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. 691 00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:19,563 [CHAINS RATTLING] 692 00:35:22,062 --> 00:35:23,187 [HANDCUFFS LOCK] 693 00:35:24,521 --> 00:35:26,479 MORNIN', SLEEPYHEAD. 694 00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:28,813 YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE? 695 00:35:28,813 --> 00:35:33,396 ALL OF OUR TIME TOGETHER, WE NEVER TRIED CHAINS. 696 00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:35,729 WELL, CAN'T DWELL ON THE PAST. 697 00:35:35,729 --> 00:35:38,938 ESPECIALLY WITH THE FUTURE WE HAVE AHEAD. 698 00:35:41,229 --> 00:35:43,729 BONDAGE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, B. 699 00:35:43,729 --> 00:35:46,438 THE OUTFIT'S ALL WRONG, BUT HEY... 700 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:48,813 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 701 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,312 REALLY? WEIRD, 'CAUSE SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS JUST FEELS SO RIGHT. 702 00:35:52,312 --> 00:35:55,021 MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THOSE UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD THINGS. 703 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:57,813 SEE, WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO BEG MY MOM FOR A DOG. 704 00:35:57,813 --> 00:35:59,187 DIDN'T MATTER WHAT KIND. 705 00:35:59,187 --> 00:36:03,354 I JUST WANTED, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TO LOVE. 706 00:36:10,688 --> 00:36:12,438 A DOG'S ALL I WANTED. 707 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:15,688 WELL, THAT AND TOYS. 708 00:36:18,438 --> 00:36:20,688 BUT MOM WAS SO BUSY, YOU KNOW, 709 00:36:20,688 --> 00:36:23,354 ENJOYING THE DRINKING AND PASSING OUT PARTS OF LIFE 710 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:24,938 THAT I NEVER REALLY GOT WHAT I WANTED. 711 00:36:24,938 --> 00:36:27,396 UNTIL NOW. 712 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:30,312 FAITH, LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY. 713 00:36:30,312 --> 00:36:31,771 ANGEL'S A KILLER. 714 00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:33,438 WHEN HE'S DONE WITH ME, HE'LL TURN ON YOU. 715 00:36:33,438 --> 00:36:35,229 SHE'S RIGHT. 716 00:36:35,229 --> 00:36:37,855 I PROBABLY WILL. 717 00:36:37,855 --> 00:36:39,146 YEAH? 718 00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:40,896 HUH. 719 00:36:40,896 --> 00:36:42,855 GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOU AROUND A WHILE, THEN. 720 00:36:44,688 --> 00:36:47,563 BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW: 721 00:36:47,563 --> 00:36:50,896 IF YOU'RE A SCREAMER, FEEL FREE. 722 00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:53,021 WHY, FAITH? 723 00:36:53,021 --> 00:36:54,104 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 724 00:36:54,104 --> 00:36:55,438 WHAT ISN'T? 725 00:36:55,438 --> 00:36:57,438 YOU KNOW, I COME TO SUNNYDALE, I'M A SLAYER, 726 00:36:57,438 --> 00:36:59,354 I DO MY JOB KICKING ASS BETTER THAN ANYONE. 727 00:36:59,354 --> 00:37:01,563 WHAT DO I HEAR ABOUT EVERYWHERE I GO? 728 00:37:01,563 --> 00:37:03,229 BUFFY. 729 00:37:03,229 --> 00:37:05,771 SO I SLAY, I BEHAVE, 730 00:37:05,771 --> 00:37:07,312 I DO THE GOOD LITTLE GIRL ROUTINE, 731 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:10,813 AND WHO DOES EVERYBODY THANK? BUFFY. 732 00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:12,813 THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. 733 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,271 EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKS, 734 00:37:14,271 --> 00:37:16,146 "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE BUFFY?" 735 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,813 BUT DID ANYONE EVER ASK IF YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE ME? 736 00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:20,271 I KNOW I DIDN'T. 737 00:37:21,563 --> 00:37:24,354 YOU GET THE WATCHER, 738 00:37:24,354 --> 00:37:25,771 YOU GET THE MOM, YOU GET THE LITTLE SCOOBY GANG. 739 00:37:25,771 --> 00:37:27,896 WHAT DO I GET? JACK SQUAT. 740 00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:29,813 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TOWN. 741 00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:31,229 FAITH, LISTEN TO ME. 742 00:37:31,229 --> 00:37:33,396 WHY? SO YOU CAN IMPART SOME SPECIAL BUFFY WISDOM? 743 00:37:33,396 --> 00:37:34,938 THAT IT? 744 00:37:34,938 --> 00:37:36,771 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? DO YOU? 745 00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:39,187 SAY IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 746 00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:40,396 I AM. 747 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:45,729 ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 748 00:37:45,729 --> 00:37:48,479 UM, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. 749 00:37:48,479 --> 00:37:50,813 ANGEL'S WITH ME. 750 00:37:52,563 --> 00:37:54,855 AND HOW DID YOU GET HIM, FAITH? 751 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,855 MAGIC? 752 00:37:56,855 --> 00:37:58,938 YOU CAST SOME SORT OF SPELL? 753 00:37:58,938 --> 00:38:00,646 BECAUSE IN THE REAL WORLD, 754 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:03,396 ANGEL WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOU, AND WE BOTH KNOW IT. 755 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,855 YOU HAD TO TIE ME UP TO BEAT ME. 756 00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:14,188 THERE'S A WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, FAITH. 757 00:38:14,188 --> 00:38:15,729 LOSER. 758 00:38:17,855 --> 00:38:21,771 UH-HUH. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD SO I'LL KILL YOU. 759 00:38:21,771 --> 00:38:23,813 BUT I'M TOO SMART FOR THAT. 760 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,855 STICK AROUND. 761 00:38:27,855 --> 00:38:30,771 FOR WHAT? YOUR BOSS'S LAME ASCENSION? 762 00:38:30,771 --> 00:38:33,146 LIKE I COULDN'T STOP IT. 763 00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:35,563 YOU CAN'T. 764 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,938 I WILL. 765 00:38:36,938 --> 00:38:38,729 KEEP DREAMING. NO ONE CAN STOP THE ASCENSION. 766 00:38:38,729 --> 00:38:40,813 MAYOR'S GOT IT WIRED, B. 767 00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:42,354 HE BUILT THIS TOWN FOR DEMONS TO FEED ON, 768 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:45,146 AND COME GRADUATION DAY, HE'S GETTIN' PAID. 769 00:38:45,146 --> 00:38:47,563 I'LL BE SITTIN' AT HIS RIGHT HAND. 770 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:49,855 ASSUMING HE HAS HANDS AFTER THE TRANSFORMATION. 771 00:38:49,855 --> 00:38:51,271 I'M NOT TOO CLEAR ON THAT PART. 772 00:38:51,271 --> 00:38:53,855 AND ALL YOUR LITTLE LAME-ASS FRIENDS 773 00:38:53,855 --> 00:38:55,938 ARE GONNA BE KIBBLES AND BITS. 774 00:38:55,938 --> 00:39:00,021 THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUTTING INTO YOU. 775 00:39:00,021 --> 00:39:03,021 I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD SO MUCH RAGE IN YOU. 776 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:05,188 WHAT CAN I SAY? 777 00:39:05,188 --> 00:39:07,604 I'M THE WORLD'S BEST ACTOR. 778 00:39:07,604 --> 00:39:09,229 SECOND BEST. 779 00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:20,312 GRADUATION DAY. 780 00:39:20,312 --> 00:39:22,021 YOU THINK WE MISSED ANYTHING? 781 00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:24,229 I THINK WE KNOW EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS. 782 00:39:25,813 --> 00:39:27,438 MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 783 00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:30,563 [CHAINS DROP] 784 00:39:30,563 --> 00:39:31,896 PSYCH. 785 00:39:31,896 --> 00:39:34,563 YOU PLAYED ME. YOU PLAYED ME! 786 00:39:50,104 --> 00:39:54,021 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, B? KILL ME? 787 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:56,604 YOU BECOME ME. 788 00:39:56,604 --> 00:39:57,813 YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THAT. 789 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,521 YET. 790 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,479 ARE YOU OK? 791 00:40:17,187 --> 00:40:19,187 THE TASK IS FINISHED. 792 00:40:19,187 --> 00:40:20,938 YES. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO ME 793 00:40:20,938 --> 00:40:24,021 AND FOR THAT RATHER EFFECTIVE LIGHT SHOW YOU PUT ON. 794 00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:27,271 THIS RESTORES THE BALANCE BETWEEN US, RUPERT GILES. 795 00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:30,855 MY DEBT TO YOU IS NOW REPAID IN FULL. 796 00:40:30,855 --> 00:40:32,855 DO NOT CALL UPON ME AGAIN. 797 00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:34,354 I SHAN'T. 798 00:40:34,354 --> 00:40:35,604 PEACE WITH YOU. 799 00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:38,354 AND WITH YOU. 800 00:40:47,271 --> 00:40:50,312 HIS DEBT TO YOU IS REPAID? WHAT DID YOU DO? 801 00:40:50,312 --> 00:40:52,563 I INTRODUCED HIM TO HIS WIFE. 802 00:40:53,521 --> 00:40:55,980 WELL, I, FOR ONE, PROTEST. 803 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:58,104 YOU'VE PITTED SLAYER AGAINST SLAYER 804 00:40:58,104 --> 00:41:00,855 IN A DANGEROUS CHARADE THAT COULD'VE GOTTEN THEM BOTH KILLED. 805 00:41:00,855 --> 00:41:03,230 WITHOUT INFORMING ME! 806 00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:06,896 I'M TELLING THE COUNCIL. 807 00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:08,813 I THINK YOU SHOULD. 808 00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:10,438 WE HAVE A ROGUE SLAYER ON OUR HANDS. 809 00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:12,604 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE DANGEROUS. 810 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,646 AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW. 811 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:19,021 AND WE KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THE ASCENSION. 812 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:20,980 GRADUATION DAY. 813 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:25,312 THERE'S A BIG, SCARY UN-FUN. 814 00:41:25,312 --> 00:41:27,312 AT LEAST ANGEL'S NOT BAD, THOUGH. 815 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:29,312 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 816 00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:31,229 YES. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER 817 00:41:31,229 --> 00:41:33,563 KNOWING THAT HE BROKE MY FACE IN THE "GOOD" WAY. 818 00:41:33,563 --> 00:41:35,187 IT'S A "GOOD" BRUISE. 819 00:41:35,187 --> 00:41:37,479 HE WAS ONLY ACTING, XANDER. 820 00:41:39,438 --> 00:41:41,729 IT WAS JUST AN ACT. 821 00:41:41,729 --> 00:41:43,771 Mayor: WELL, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 822 00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:46,729 FROM WHERE I'M SITTING, IT'S BATTING AVERAGE THAT COUNTS. 823 00:41:46,729 --> 00:41:49,771 SO YOU LOST SOME FRIENDS. 824 00:41:49,771 --> 00:41:52,062 I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL THEM FRIENDS. 825 00:41:52,062 --> 00:41:54,312 WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? CHIN UP. 826 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,855 YOU DON'T SEE ME LOOKING DISAPPOINTED, DO YA? 827 00:41:55,855 --> 00:41:57,271 HECK NO. YOU KNOW WHY? 828 00:41:57,271 --> 00:41:59,980 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME, FAITH. 829 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,104 I'M THE BEST, THE MOST IMPORTANT FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE. 830 00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:05,271 BESIDES, ONCE THE ASCENSION STARTS, 831 00:42:05,271 --> 00:42:07,312 THE "IN CROWD" YOU'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT? WHOO! 832 00:42:07,312 --> 00:42:10,146 THEY'LL BE LUCKY IF THERE'S ENOUGH OF THEM LEFT TO FILL A POTHOLE. 833 00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,271 PROMISE. 834 00:42:14,187 --> 00:42:15,729 STILL UNHAPPY? 835 00:42:15,729 --> 00:42:17,438 HMM. 836 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:20,980 OKEYDOKE. 837 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,813 I'VE GOT TWO WORDS 838 00:42:23,813 --> 00:42:27,104 THAT ARE GONNA MAKE ALL THE PAIN GO AWAY-- 839 00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:31,438 MINIATURE...GOLF. 840 00:42:52,062 --> 00:42:53,479 HOW YOU DOIN'? 841 00:42:53,479 --> 00:42:55,146 BEEN BETTER. 842 00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:57,980 NOT HARD TO BELIEVE. 843 00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:00,896 YOU WERE A REAL SOLDIER LAST NIGHT, BUFFY. 844 00:43:00,896 --> 00:43:02,230 THAT'S ME. 845 00:43:02,230 --> 00:43:04,396 ONE OF THE TROOPS. 846 00:43:04,396 --> 00:43:07,230 I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR YOU. 847 00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:09,104 I REALLY DOUBT THAT. 848 00:43:09,104 --> 00:43:12,646 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT BETTER... 849 00:43:14,271 --> 00:43:18,563 LOOK, I KNOW YOU ONLY DID WHAT I ASKED, 850 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:21,104 AND WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED. 851 00:43:21,104 --> 00:43:25,229 I NEVER WANTED IT TO GO THAT FAR. 852 00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:27,187 I KNOW THAT. 853 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:31,021 IT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION OF THAT. 854 00:43:31,021 --> 00:43:34,813 IT'S JUST AFTER... 855 00:43:36,771 --> 00:43:39,604 I NEED A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK. 856 00:43:43,146 --> 00:43:45,146 PLEASE? 857 00:43:53,438 --> 00:43:56,229 YOU STILL MY GIRL? 858 00:44:00,146 --> 00:44:01,688 ALWAYS. 859 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:48,021 GRR! ARRGH!