1 00:00:07,271 --> 00:00:11,646 [GROWLING] 2 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:13,855 NNNFRR! 3 00:00:13,855 --> 00:00:15,563 NNNFRR! 4 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:18,146 OH, GOD! DEMON! DEMON! WHAT KILLS A DEMON?! 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,813 NRRRF! 6 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,438 NNFFRR! 7 00:00:23,438 --> 00:00:24,354 OH, NERF! 8 00:00:24,354 --> 00:00:26,438 NOT NERF! KNIFE! 9 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:39,813 OK. THAT WAS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. 10 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:42,521 NOT THAT SLAYING IS EVER COMFY, BUT... 11 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:44,438 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 12 00:00:44,438 --> 00:00:45,980 IF YOU GUYS HADN'T BEEN HERE TO HELP-- 13 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,271 Willow: BUT WE WERE. 14 00:00:47,271 --> 00:00:50,438 AND WE DID, AND WE'RE ALL FINE. 15 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:52,021 ISN'T HE GONNA GO POOF? 16 00:00:52,021 --> 00:00:55,021 UH, I GUESS THESE GUYS DON'T. 17 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,729 WE'LL HAVE TO BURY HIM OR SOMETHING. 18 00:00:56,729 --> 00:00:58,021 OOH... 19 00:00:58,021 --> 00:01:00,187 MAKES YOU APPRECIATE VAMPS, THOUGH. 20 00:01:00,187 --> 00:01:01,312 NO FUSS, NO MUSS. 21 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,062 SO HOW COME FAITH WAS A NO-SHOW? 22 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:05,896 I THOUGHT MUCUSY DEMONS WERE HER FAVORITES. 23 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:08,938 COULDN'T REACH HER...AGAIN. 24 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,729 SHE HASN'T BEEN HANGING OUT MUCH. 25 00:01:10,729 --> 00:01:13,396 I DETECT WORRY. 26 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:15,396 A LITTLE BIT. 27 00:01:15,396 --> 00:01:18,688 SLAYING'S A ROUGH GIG. TOO MUCH ALONE TIME ISN'T HEALTHY. 28 00:01:18,688 --> 00:01:20,771 STUFF GETS PENT UP. 29 00:01:20,771 --> 00:01:23,438 WE SHOULD TRY TO DO MORE SOCIALIZING WITH HER. 30 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,271 WELL, BURIAL DETAIL ASIDE, 31 00:01:25,271 --> 00:01:27,021 DOES THIS CAP US OFF FOR THE DAY? 32 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:29,354 YOU GOT PLANS? 33 00:01:29,354 --> 00:01:32,688 I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I DON'T HAVE PLANS. 34 00:01:32,688 --> 00:01:34,229 NO LUCK REACHING CORDELIA? 35 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:36,855 I'VE LEFT A FEW MESSAGES. 36 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:40,813 60...70. 37 00:01:40,813 --> 00:01:42,813 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BUGS ME? 38 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:44,938 OK, WE KISSED. IT WAS A MISTAKE. 39 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,855 BUT I KNOW THAT WAS POSITIVELY THE LAST TIME WE WERE EVER GONNA KISS. 40 00:01:47,855 --> 00:01:48,938 DARN TOOTIN'. 41 00:01:48,938 --> 00:01:50,688 AND THEY BURST IN RESCUING US, 42 00:01:50,688 --> 00:01:51,938 WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING? 43 00:01:51,938 --> 00:01:56,021 I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY ALL THEIR FAULT. 44 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:58,729 YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT RESEMBLE OUR EARTH LOGIC. 45 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:00,312 MINE IS MUCH MORE ADVANCED. 46 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,563 AT LEAST TOMORROW'S MONDAY, 47 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:02,938 ANOTHER SCHOOL DAY. 48 00:02:02,938 --> 00:02:05,729 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. YOU KNOW, FOCUS ON SCHOOL. 49 00:02:05,729 --> 00:02:07,729 THAT'S THE STRONG WILLOW WAY TO HEAL. 50 00:02:07,729 --> 00:02:09,855 ACTUALLY, I WAS MORE THINKING OZ WILL BE THERE, 51 00:02:09,855 --> 00:02:11,855 AND I CAN BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 52 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:14,104 THAT WORKS, TOO. 53 00:02:14,104 --> 00:02:15,646 I WANT TO BE STRONG WILLOW. 54 00:02:15,646 --> 00:02:16,896 BUT THEN I THINK 55 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:19,980 I MAY NEVER GET TO BE CLOSE TO OZ AGAIN, 56 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:23,354 AND IT'S LIKE ALL THE AIR JUST GOES OUT OF THE ROOM. 57 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:25,354 I KNOW THE FEELING. 58 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:29,104 RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU WENT THROUGH IT WITH ANGEL, AND YOU'RE STILL STANDING. 59 00:02:29,104 --> 00:02:32,396 SO TELL US, WISE ONE, HOW DO YOU DEAL? 60 00:02:32,396 --> 00:02:34,146 I HAVE YOU GUYS. 61 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,604 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] HEY, IT'S XANDER. 62 00:02:38,604 --> 00:02:40,855 IF YOU GET THIS, CALL ME. 63 00:02:43,312 --> 00:02:46,896 [BEEP] HI. XANDER. 64 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:51,104 I, UH-- WELL, I'M IN IF YOU FEEL LIKE CALLING. 65 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,646 BYE. 66 00:02:56,438 --> 00:03:00,271 [BEEP] HI, CORDELIA. UM... 67 00:03:00,271 --> 00:03:04,230 IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, IF WE CAN TALK, I'M HERE. 68 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,729 [BEEP] HEY, AGAIN. IT'S ME. 69 00:03:11,729 --> 00:03:14,229 I'M HERE. AGAIN. 70 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:28,062 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 71 00:04:23,104 --> 00:04:24,563 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 72 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:26,938 OZ HASN'T BEEN TO HIS LOCKER. 73 00:04:26,938 --> 00:04:29,646 THERE MAY BE BOOKS IN THERE THAT HE NEEDS, 74 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:31,646 BUT STILL, HE DOESN'T COME. 75 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,771 HAS XANDER SEEN CORDELIA? 76 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:34,062 I DON'T THINK SO. 77 00:04:34,062 --> 00:04:36,688 BUT SHE IS COMING IN TODAY. 78 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:39,271 AMY SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE MALL. 79 00:04:39,271 --> 00:04:40,855 HOW WAS SHE? 80 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:42,438 I DON'T KNOW. 81 00:04:42,438 --> 00:04:45,438 AMY SAID SHE LOOKED PRETTY...SCARY. 82 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:12,896 CORDELIA! 83 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,771 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 84 00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:19,354 OH. YOU HAVE TO MEET ANYA. 85 00:05:19,354 --> 00:05:20,813 SHE JUST MOVED HERE, 86 00:05:20,813 --> 00:05:23,271 AND HER DAD JUST BOUGHT-- WHAT WAS IT-- 87 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:25,062 OH. A UTILITY. 88 00:05:25,062 --> 00:05:26,938 OR SOMETHING. 89 00:05:26,938 --> 00:05:28,521 NICE BAG. PRADA? 90 00:05:28,521 --> 00:05:30,312 GOOD CALL. 91 00:05:30,312 --> 00:05:33,771 MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE CAN'T TELL PRADA FROM PAYLESS. 92 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,771 GOD, CORDY! WHEN I HEARD ABOUT-- 93 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:37,271 WELL, I MEAN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 94 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:40,312 BUT IT WAS SMART-- YOU KNOW, THE INJURY THING? 95 00:05:40,312 --> 00:05:42,021 YOU TAKE A WEEK OFF, 96 00:05:42,021 --> 00:05:43,855 LET EVERYBODY FORGET ABOUT THE TEMPORARY INSANITY 97 00:05:43,855 --> 00:05:45,312 THAT WAS XANDER HARRIS. 98 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,187 XANDER WHO? 99 00:05:47,187 --> 00:05:48,646 OH! 100 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:52,146 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 101 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:53,771 START DATING. 102 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,187 GET BACK ON THE HORSE. 103 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:56,229 OH, ABSOLUTELY! 104 00:05:56,229 --> 00:05:58,813 I AM READY TO RIDE! 105 00:05:58,813 --> 00:06:01,896 THEN I HAVE JUST THE STALLION. HE'S SO YOU. 106 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:06,896 [SLURPING] 107 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,062 [HARMONY GIGGLES] 108 00:06:14,062 --> 00:06:16,771 I'M PRETTY SURE HE WON'T CHEAT ON YOU. 109 00:06:16,771 --> 00:06:18,938 AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHILE. 110 00:06:18,938 --> 00:06:21,938 PLUS, HE'S GOT A KILL MOPED. 111 00:06:39,563 --> 00:06:42,104 OZ. WOW. 112 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:44,354 LOOK AT US, RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER, 113 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:47,062 AS TWO PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL 114 00:06:47,062 --> 00:06:50,479 ARE SO LIKELY TO DO NOW AND THEN. 115 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:51,646 HEY. 116 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,563 OZ, WAIT. PLEASE? 117 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:56,980 WHAT I DID-- 118 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:59,729 WHEN I THINK THAT I HURT YOU-- 119 00:06:59,729 --> 00:07:03,021 YEAH. YOU SAID ALL THIS STUFF ALREADY. 120 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:06,312 RIGHT, BUT...I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 121 00:07:06,312 --> 00:07:10,896 I MEAN, IF YOU LET ME, I WANT TO TRY. 122 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,354 JUST... 123 00:07:14,354 --> 00:07:16,271 YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE. 124 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,021 I NEED TO FIGURE THINGS OUT. 125 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:23,230 BUT MAYBE IF WE TALK ABOUT IT, WE COULD-- 126 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:25,229 LOOK... 127 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:28,021 I'M SORRY THIS IS HARD FOR YOU. 128 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:30,021 BUT I TOLD YOU WHAT I NEED. 129 00:07:30,021 --> 00:07:33,438 SO I CAN'T HELP FEELING LIKE THE REASON YOU WANT TO TALK 130 00:07:33,438 --> 00:07:37,062 IS SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. 131 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:38,646 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 132 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:05,229 HEY, JOHN LEE. 133 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:08,729 DO I HAVE SOMETHING CAUGHT IN MY TEETH? 134 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:25,729 SO...WHAT'S NEW? 135 00:08:25,729 --> 00:08:29,062 GOD, IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A GAZILLION YEARS. 136 00:08:29,062 --> 00:08:31,229 LOOK, THE GUYS ARE KINDA DOWN ON ME LATELY. 137 00:08:31,229 --> 00:08:33,187 COACH JUST CUT ME BACK TO SECOND STRING. 138 00:08:33,187 --> 00:08:34,938 IF ANYONE SAW ME HANGING 139 00:08:34,938 --> 00:08:38,021 WITH XANDER HARRIS'S CASTOFF ON TOP OF THAT... 140 00:08:38,021 --> 00:08:40,229 DEATH, YOU KNOW, BUT... 141 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:44,604 MAYBE...IF YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE PRIVATE... 142 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,312 WHAT? 143 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:48,729 THINK ABOUT IT. 144 00:08:53,813 --> 00:08:55,521 HEY. 145 00:08:55,521 --> 00:08:58,980 GO AHEAD, DAZZLE ME WITH YOUR OH-SO-BRILLIANT INSULTS. 146 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,312 JUST JOIN THE CLUB. 147 00:09:00,312 --> 00:09:02,855 HARDLY. ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 148 00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:05,396 EVER SINCE WE MET THIS MORNING, I WAS, LIKE, 149 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:07,479 THANK GOD THERE'S ONE OTHER PERSON IN THIS TOWN 150 00:09:07,479 --> 00:09:09,354 WHO ACTUALLY READS W. 151 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:10,438 BUT HARMONY-- 152 00:09:10,438 --> 00:09:12,312 OH, SHE FOLLOWS ME AROUND. 153 00:09:12,312 --> 00:09:16,604 IF THAT GIRL HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, HER HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. 154 00:09:16,604 --> 00:09:18,229 IS THAT GUCCI? 155 00:09:18,229 --> 00:09:20,604 UM...NO. 156 00:09:20,604 --> 00:09:23,771 IT'S AN ACTUAL OLD THING, SORT OF A, UM... 157 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,396 GOOD LUCK CHARM MY DAD GAVE ME. 158 00:09:25,396 --> 00:09:29,396 TOO BAD I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE PRE-XANDER. 159 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:32,729 CAN I JUST SAY...MEN. 160 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:34,062 SECOND IT. 161 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:35,396 APART FROM BEING WITHOUT CLASS, 162 00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:36,938 THE GUY'S OBVIOUSLY BLIND. 163 00:09:36,938 --> 00:09:39,230 DESERVES WHATEVER HE GETS. 164 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,855 I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIM. 165 00:09:40,855 --> 00:09:44,563 I AM PAST IT. I AM LIVING MY LIFE. 166 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:47,354 STILL, I MEAN... DON'T YOU KINDA WISH-- 167 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,354 I DON'T WISH. I ACT. 168 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,855 STARTING NOW, XANDER HARRIS IS GONNA GET 169 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:54,312 A BELLYFUL OF JUST HOW OVER HIM I AM. 170 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:57,438 [ROCK MUSIC] 171 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:02,938 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 172 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,896 EXCUSE ME. 173 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:14,021 I NEED TO BE BOTH GIVING AND RECEIVING OF MIRTH. 174 00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:17,146 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE BACKUP? 175 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:18,604 I'M HERE FOR YOU, XAND. 176 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:19,980 I'M SUPPORT-O-GAL. 177 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,521 I JUST... FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD 178 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:25,354 ABOUT THIS US-AGAINST-CORDELIA THING. 179 00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:26,646 SHE'S HAD A ROUGH TIME. 180 00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:32,896 IT'S TRUE. CORDELIA BELONGS TO THE JUSTIFIED CAMP. 181 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:35,229 SHE SHOULD MAKE US PAY. 182 00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:37,229 AND PAY AND PAY AND PAY-- 183 00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:39,146 IN FACT, THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH PAY FOR WHAT WE-- 184 00:10:39,146 --> 00:10:42,855 LOOK, YOU WANT TO DO GUILT-A-PALOOZA, FINE, 185 00:10:42,855 --> 00:10:45,604 BUT I'M DONE WITH THAT. STARTING THIS MINUTE, 186 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,187 I'M GONNA GRAB AHOLD OF THAT CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LIFE 187 00:10:48,187 --> 00:10:50,312 AND LET IT DO ITS MAGICAL LITTLE HEALIE THING. 188 00:10:50,312 --> 00:10:52,646 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 189 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,396 LET'S BE IN THE MOMENT. 190 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,855 BEHOLD THE BEAUTY THAT IS NOW. 191 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,312 WHO'S WITH ME? 192 00:10:59,938 --> 00:11:01,229 HE'S ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE. 193 00:11:01,229 --> 00:11:04,021 WE'RE YOUNG AND FREE IN AMERICA. 194 00:11:04,021 --> 00:11:07,271 HOW DARE WE BE SPUN BY LOVE OR THE LACK OF SAME? 195 00:11:07,271 --> 00:11:08,813 ABSOLUTELY. 196 00:11:08,813 --> 00:11:10,855 I-IT'S SELF-INDULGENT. 197 00:11:10,855 --> 00:11:12,271 I-I'M IN. 198 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,521 I'M ON THE JOY TRAIN. 199 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,521 THAT DIDN'T WORK. WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE? 200 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:24,646 I'M UP. 201 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,104 LOOK AT HER. 202 00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:31,729 TEARS OF A CLOWN, BABY. 203 00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:35,229 OR IS IT...GRINS OF A SAD PERSON? 204 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:36,229 OR MAYBE IT'S-- 205 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,229 XANDER, YOUR HAND. 206 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,354 OOPS! SORRY. 207 00:11:38,354 --> 00:11:39,729 BUT WHY OOPS? 208 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:42,104 I MEAN, WE ALWAYS TOUCH DIGITS. 209 00:11:42,104 --> 00:11:43,396 IT'S A FRIEND THING. 210 00:11:43,396 --> 00:11:45,604 COMFORT, LIKE CHOCOLATE. 211 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:49,479 MAYBE IT USED TO BE, BUT SINCE WE-- 212 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:50,688 IT'S DIFFERENT. 213 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:54,229 I-I'M SORRY. 214 00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:57,104 BUT IF I WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH OZ, 215 00:11:57,104 --> 00:12:01,354 MY HANDS, MY--ALL MY STUFF-- 216 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,396 HAS TO BE FOR HIM ONLY. 217 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,021 HEY, CORDELIA, WAIT A SECOND. 218 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:41,354 DID XANDER SEND YOU TO BEG FOR HIM? 219 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:42,646 BECAUSE IF HE DID-- 220 00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:46,271 NO. I'M A FREE AGENT, I PROMISE. 221 00:12:46,271 --> 00:12:48,604 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU ARE. 222 00:12:48,604 --> 00:12:51,354 NEVER BEEN BETTER. 223 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,813 CORDELIA, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HURT BY SOMEONE. 224 00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:57,146 HURT SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 225 00:12:57,146 --> 00:13:00,438 BUT I TOLD MY FRIENDS HOW I FELT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:02,855 I GOT A LITTLE BETTER. 227 00:13:02,855 --> 00:13:04,354 [GASP] 228 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,688 CORDELIA, LOOK... 229 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:17,021 OUT. 230 00:13:50,354 --> 00:13:54,688 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF A LOT THIS LAST WEEK? 231 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:55,729 WHY ME? 232 00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:58,104 WHY DO I GET IMPALED? 233 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,104 WHY DO I GET BITTEN BY SNAKES? 234 00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:02,813 WHY DO I FALL FOR INCREDIBLE LOSERS? 235 00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:06,146 AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, 236 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,271 WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. IT'S-- 237 00:14:08,271 --> 00:14:11,229 BUFFY SUMMERS. THAT'S WHEN ALL MY TROUBLES STARTED. 238 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,688 WHEN SHE MOVED HERE. 239 00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:14,271 ARE YOU OK? 240 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,646 OH, I JUST PULLED SOME STITCHES LAST NIGHT. 241 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,521 KNOW WHY? 242 00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:20,312 SURPRISE. IT WAS BUFFY'S FAULT. 243 00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:23,479 OH, HEY, IT'S GARBAGE GIRL. LOVED THE LOOK LAST NIGHT, COR. 244 00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:26,855 DUMPSTER CHIC FOR THE DUMPED. 245 00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:33,354 HERE. 246 00:14:33,354 --> 00:14:35,271 I THINK YOU NEED THIS 247 00:14:35,271 --> 00:14:37,271 MORE THAN I DO RIGHT NOW. 248 00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:40,271 YEAH, I CAN USE SOME LUCK. 249 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,271 AND A STICK WITH POINTY, SHARP BITS. 250 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,354 IF THAT BUFFY WASN'T-- I SWEAR-- 251 00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:47,229 SHE'S A PAIN. 252 00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:51,312 BUT XANDER, HE'S AN UTTER LOSER. 253 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,646 DON'T YOU WISH-- 254 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:55,104 I NEVER WOULD HAVE LOOKED TWICE AT XANDER 255 00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:56,855 IF BUFFY HADN'T MADE HIM MARGINALLY COOLER 256 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,938 BY HANGING WITH HIM. 257 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:58,855 REALLY? 258 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:00,229 YEAH, I SWEAR. 259 00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:03,563 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 260 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:06,688 [GASP] 261 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,271 DONE. 262 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,354 ANYA? 263 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,896 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 264 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:40,479 SHE WAS, LIKE... A GOOD FAIRY. 265 00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:43,896 A SCARY, VEINY... 266 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,354 GOOD FAIRY. 267 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:47,980 HA HA! 268 00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:05,188 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 269 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:07,438 TED CHERVIN JUST TOTALLY WENT FOR THIRD WITH GINGER 270 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:10,146 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 271 00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:13,104 LOVE THE DRESS. IT'S SO DARING. 272 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:14,771 John Lee: CORDELIA. 273 00:16:14,771 --> 00:16:17,230 YEAH? 274 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,896 LOOK, EVERY GUY ON CAMPUS HAS PROBABLY ASKED, 275 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,938 BUT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE WINTER BRUNCH WITH ANYONE, 276 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,438 I'D BE HONORED, AND WE'D HAVE FUN. 277 00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:28,604 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 278 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:29,896 REALLY? 279 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:30,813 YEAH. 280 00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:32,021 GREAT. 281 00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:37,396 CORDY, YOU REIGN. 282 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,396 I DO? 283 00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,563 I MEAN, I DO. 284 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:44,146 SO WHAT'S WITH THE WINTER BRUNCH THING? 285 00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:45,980 [BELL RINGING] 286 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,938 ALL RIGHT. NOW, DON'T FORGET, 287 00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:50,438 TOMORROW WE HAVE OUR, UH, MONTHLY MEMORIAL, 288 00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:52,438 SO, UH, THERE'S NO CLASS. 289 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,021 Cordelia: WHAT'S THE RUSH? 290 00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:59,729 OH, YOU KNOW, MY MOM HATES IT WHEN I'M LATE. 291 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:00,646 SINCE WHEN? 292 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,354 AREN'T WE GOING OUT TONIGHT? 293 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,229 Girl: CURFEW STARTS IN AN HOUR. 294 00:17:05,229 --> 00:17:06,563 CURFEW? 295 00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:08,312 COME ON, I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD. 296 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,813 LET'S GO TO THE BRONZE. 297 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,729 IS THAT A JOKE? 298 00:17:12,729 --> 00:17:16,230 OH! THE BRONZE ISN'T COOL IN THIS REALITY. 299 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:20,021 I'VE GOT TO MAKE THESE LITTLE ADJUSTMENTS. 300 00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:22,021 CORDY...WHAT'S WITH YOU? 301 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:25,563 I MEAN, YOU WEAR THIS COME-BITE-ME OUTFIT, 302 00:17:25,563 --> 00:17:27,771 YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BRONZE, 303 00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:30,230 AND YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE SCHIZO. 304 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:31,187 YOU'RE RIGHT. 305 00:17:31,187 --> 00:17:34,271 I JUST--WELL, I BUMPED MY HEAD YESTERDAY, 306 00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:37,062 AND I KEEP FORGETTING STUFF. 307 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:39,813 NOT THAT I CARE, BUT XANDER HARRIS, HE'S MISERABLE, RIGHT? 308 00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,104 AND THAT WILLOW FREAK HE HANGS WITH, 309 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,688 NOT EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR SCREEN, RIGHT? 310 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,896 WELL...YEAH. 311 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:47,896 THEY'RE DEAD. 312 00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:06,146 OK. 313 00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:08,312 NOT FUNNY. 314 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,813 HEY, YOU. WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CAR? 315 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,271 PARDON? 316 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:13,354 MY AUTO! 317 00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:16,188 EL CONVERTABLO? 318 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,729 YOU STUDENTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRIVE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 319 00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:20,396 WHAT?! GO ON NOW, MISS. 320 00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:22,771 YOU BETTER GET IN BEFORE THE SUN SETS. 321 00:18:39,688 --> 00:18:41,230 [GATE SQUEALS] 322 00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:58,021 [GASP] 323 00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,771 WELL, WHAT DO YA KNOW? 324 00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,604 CORDELIA CHASE. 325 00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:05,354 WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE? 326 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,062 HARMONY TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD. 327 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,021 NOW, WHY WOULD SHE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 328 00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:11,312 LET'S THINK. 329 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,062 LISTEN TO ME. WE HAVE TO FIND BUFFY. 330 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,604 SHE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SAVE US. 331 00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:19,146 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 332 00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:22,021 AND AS MUCH AS IT KILLS ME TO ADMIT IT... 333 00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:23,729 THINGS WERE BETTER WHEN SHE WAS AROUND. 334 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,688 BUFFY? 335 00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:26,813 THE SLAYER? 336 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:29,771 NO! BUFFY THE DOG-FACED GIRL! 337 00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:32,146 DUH! WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT? 338 00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:33,521 Willow: BORED NOW. 339 00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:40,354 THIS IS THE PART THAT'S LESS FUN. 340 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:44,604 WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY SCREAMING. 341 00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,187 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWO AND THE LEATHER? 342 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,479 PLAY NOW? 343 00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:53,396 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR APPETITE, WIL, 344 00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:55,855 BUT I THOUGHT WE AGREED IT WAS MY TURN. 345 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:57,396 NO. NO! 346 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,855 NO WAY! 347 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:00,855 I WISH US INTO BIZARRO LAND, 348 00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:03,187 AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL TOGETHER?! 349 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,980 I CANNOT WIN! 350 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,688 PROBABLY NOT. 351 00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:12,521 BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD START. 352 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:15,396 [GASP] NO! 353 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:17,938 I LOVE THIS PART. 354 00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:27,438 YOU LOVE ALL THE PARTS. 355 00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:39,021 NO FUN. 356 00:20:39,021 --> 00:20:41,146 SHE DIDN'T EVEN HARDLY FIGHT. 357 00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:43,062 [TIRES SQUEALING] 358 00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:45,688 AW, SWELL. IT'S THE WHITE HATS. 359 00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:54,354 I'VE GOT THEM! GET THE GIRL! 360 00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:10,104 Oz: HOW'S SHE DOING? 361 00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:11,896 HER PULSE IS STRONG. 362 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,021 WHAT WAS SHE DOING WEARING THAT? 363 00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:17,021 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT VAMPIRES ARE ATTRACTED TO BRIGHT COLORS. 364 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:19,771 THAT'S CORDELIA. IT'S BETTER TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO FEEL ALIVE. 365 00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:23,021 UH, GO AND WATCH THE PERIMETERS 366 00:21:23,021 --> 00:21:24,646 IN CASE THEY FOLLOW. 367 00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:30,938 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 368 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:56,187 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 369 00:21:58,771 --> 00:22:01,021 Man: OH, MY GOD! 370 00:22:06,855 --> 00:22:09,187 SLAP MY HAND, DEAD SOUL MAN. 371 00:22:17,855 --> 00:22:19,187 AHH. 372 00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:22,521 XANDER. WILLOW. 373 00:22:22,521 --> 00:22:25,104 HUNGRY? 374 00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:27,104 I'VE LOST MY APPETITE FOR THIS ONE. 375 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:29,688 SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME. 376 00:22:29,688 --> 00:22:33,396 I'M TRYING TO EAT, AND SHE LOOKS AT ME. 377 00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:35,229 GO ON! 378 00:22:44,729 --> 00:22:48,271 I REMEMBER THAT LUST FOR THE KILL. 379 00:22:49,729 --> 00:22:53,354 NOW...WHAT NEWS ON THE RIALTO? 380 00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:55,021 HAD A PRIME KILL... 381 00:22:55,021 --> 00:22:57,396 OLD CRUSH, ACTUALLY... 382 00:22:57,396 --> 00:23:00,187 TILL THAT WANNA-SLAY LIBRARIAN SHOWED UP. 383 00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:02,479 HE'LL BE DEALT WITH SOON ENOUGH. 384 00:23:02,479 --> 00:23:03,688 WEIRD THING. 385 00:23:03,688 --> 00:23:06,771 GIRL KEPT TALKING ABOUT BUFFY. 386 00:23:06,771 --> 00:23:08,896 "GOTTA GET BUFFY HERE." 387 00:23:08,896 --> 00:23:11,521 ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY CALLED THE SLAYER? 388 00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:12,521 HMM. 389 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,646 BUFFY. OOH. SCARY. 390 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,938 SOMEONE HAS TO TALK TO HER PEOPLE. 391 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,187 THAT NAME IS STRIKING FEAR IN NOBODY'S HEARTS. 392 00:23:21,187 --> 00:23:23,438 SHE TALKED OF SUMMONING A SLAYER HERE, 393 00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:26,229 NOW, AT THIS TIME... 394 00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:27,646 AND YOU DIDN'T KILL HER? 395 00:23:27,646 --> 00:23:29,312 WELL, THEY HAD CROSSES. 396 00:23:29,312 --> 00:23:33,104 THE PLANT BEGINS OPERATION IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. 397 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:37,479 YOU WILL FIND THIS GIRL. 398 00:23:37,479 --> 00:23:42,980 YOU WILL KILL HER BEFORE SHE CONTACTS THE SLAYER. 399 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:46,187 OR I'LL SEE YOU TWO KISSING DAYLIGHT. 400 00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:50,187 [GROANS] 401 00:23:52,312 --> 00:23:53,438 HEY! HEY-- 402 00:23:53,438 --> 00:23:55,479 GILES! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! 403 00:23:55,479 --> 00:23:57,104 I WASN'T--I MADE THIS STUPID WISH-- 404 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,479 COME ON. PLEASE LIE-- 405 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,729 NO! YOU HAVE TO GET BUFFY. 406 00:24:00,729 --> 00:24:02,104 BUFFY CHANGES IT. 407 00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,938 IT WASN'T LIKE THIS. IT WAS BETTER. 408 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:05,896 I MEAN, THE CLOTHES ALONE-- 409 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,729 BUT PEOPLE WERE HAPPY. 410 00:24:07,729 --> 00:24:08,729 MOSTLY. 411 00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:10,855 AND-- 412 00:24:10,855 --> 00:24:12,896 WAIT. 413 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:15,688 WHY ARE YOU HERE AND SHE'S NOT? 414 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,646 I MEAN, YOU--YOU WERE HER WATCHER. 415 00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:20,896 H-HOW DO YOU KNOW I WAS A WATCHER? 416 00:24:20,896 --> 00:24:23,354 I'VE NEVER-- [FOOTSTEPS] 417 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,230 WHAT? 418 00:24:27,312 --> 00:24:28,229 WHAT? 419 00:24:28,229 --> 00:24:29,896 I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING. 420 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,521 NOW, I WANT YOU TO START AGAIN 421 00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:38,896 AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING VERY CAREFULLY. 422 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,604 YOU'RE IN A BIG CAGE. 423 00:24:41,604 --> 00:24:43,855 NOT TOO BRIGHT, BOOK GUY. 424 00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:48,771 [SNARLS] 425 00:24:48,771 --> 00:24:50,563 SO YOU'RE A WATCHER, HUH? 426 00:24:54,104 --> 00:24:55,563 WATCH THIS. 427 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,604 THEY HIT US RIGHT OUTSIDE. 428 00:25:42,604 --> 00:25:44,396 NANCY? 429 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:45,688 SHE'S DEAD. 430 00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:51,563 UM...WOULD YOU MIND... 431 00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:53,604 COULD YOU TAKE HER TO THE INCINERATOR? 432 00:25:53,604 --> 00:25:55,604 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO... 433 00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:08,229 WAIT A MOMENT. 434 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,646 THE DEED IS DONE. 435 00:26:29,646 --> 00:26:31,896 YOU KILLED THE GIRL WHO SOUGHT THE SLAYER? 436 00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:33,604 IT WAS TOO EASY. 437 00:26:33,604 --> 00:26:35,146 I FELT CHEAP. 438 00:26:35,146 --> 00:26:36,688 EXCELLENT. 439 00:26:36,688 --> 00:26:40,187 THE OPENING WILL COMMENCE AS SCHEDULED. 440 00:26:40,187 --> 00:26:43,271 SO...YOU'RE PLEASED? 441 00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:45,146 ECSTATIC. 442 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:48,521 THEN...CAN I PLAY WITH THE PUPPY? 443 00:26:49,729 --> 00:26:51,813 BE MY GUEST. 444 00:26:59,312 --> 00:27:02,646 YES, I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT I SEE HER. 445 00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:05,271 HERE. 446 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:08,230 WELL...WHEN WILL YOU? 447 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,896 YEAH, WELL, YOU ARE HER WATCHER. 448 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,271 I'D EXPECT HER TO AT LEAST CHECK IN TO-- 449 00:27:12,271 --> 00:27:14,438 YES, I'M AWARE THAT THERE'S A GREAT DEAL 450 00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:16,771 OF DEMONIC ACTIVITY IN CLEVELAND. 451 00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:19,062 IT--WELL, IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW, 452 00:27:19,062 --> 00:27:22,438 THAT--THAT SUNNYDALE IS ON A HELLMOUTH. 453 00:27:22,438 --> 00:27:25,229 IT--IT IS SO. 454 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,271 WELL--JUST-- 455 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,021 JUST GIVE HER THE MESSAGE 456 00:27:29,021 --> 00:27:31,230 IF YOU EVER SEE HER AGAIN. 457 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,021 Willow: BORED NOW. 458 00:27:49,938 --> 00:27:52,896 DAYTIME IS THE WORST. 459 00:27:52,896 --> 00:27:55,604 COOPED UP FOR HOURS. 460 00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:56,980 CAN'T HUNT. 461 00:28:05,312 --> 00:28:08,146 THE MASTER SAID I COULD PLAY. 462 00:28:11,062 --> 00:28:13,354 ISN'T THAT FUN, PUPPY? 463 00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:19,646 AW... 464 00:28:19,646 --> 00:28:23,062 PUPPY'S BEING ALL QUIET. 465 00:28:23,062 --> 00:28:25,729 COME ON. DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT. 466 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,563 [GROANS] 467 00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:33,187 GUESS WHAT TODAY IS. 468 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,438 TODAY THE PLANT OPENS. 469 00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:39,146 IT'S A BIG PARTY. 470 00:28:39,146 --> 00:28:41,563 [GROANS] 471 00:28:41,563 --> 00:28:45,729 YOU REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PLANT. 472 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:49,396 ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU TRIED TO SAVE? 473 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,104 IT'S GONNA BE QUICK FOR THEM. 474 00:28:52,104 --> 00:28:53,729 NOT FOR YOU, THOUGH. 475 00:28:55,396 --> 00:28:58,479 IT'S GONNA BE SLOW FOR YOU. 476 00:29:00,062 --> 00:29:02,604 THAT'S RIGHT, PUPPY... 477 00:29:02,604 --> 00:29:05,396 WILLOW'S GONNA MAKE YOU BARK. 478 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:07,188 AAH! 479 00:29:07,188 --> 00:29:08,771 OH... 480 00:29:10,021 --> 00:29:13,563 MAYBE I WENT TOO HARD ON YOU LAST TIME. 481 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:19,062 AAH! 482 00:29:19,062 --> 00:29:20,146 OHH! 483 00:29:20,146 --> 00:29:21,438 TOO HARD? 484 00:29:21,438 --> 00:29:23,521 NO SUCH THING. 485 00:29:23,521 --> 00:29:26,438 WATCH IT WITH THOSE THINGS. YOU ALMOST GOT MY HAIR. 486 00:29:26,438 --> 00:29:27,813 SORRY. 487 00:29:27,813 --> 00:29:29,396 GOT CARRIED AWAY. 488 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,354 DON'T YOU WANT TO? 489 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,479 NO, THANKS, BABY. 490 00:29:34,479 --> 00:29:37,104 I JUST WANT TO WATCH YOU GO. 491 00:29:41,354 --> 00:29:43,729 [ANGEL SCREAMS] 492 00:29:43,729 --> 00:29:45,229 HERE IT IS! 493 00:29:45,229 --> 00:29:47,771 I FOUND IT. 494 00:29:47,771 --> 00:29:49,521 LOOK. 495 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,062 IT'S WHAT, UM, CORDELIA WAS WEARING. 496 00:29:52,062 --> 00:29:53,146 IT'S THE--THE, UH, 497 00:29:53,146 --> 00:29:56,855 SYMBOL OF--OF ANYANKA. 498 00:29:56,855 --> 00:29:58,896 I DON'T THINK I KNOW HER. 499 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,354 WELL, NO. UM, UM, ANYANKA... 500 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:05,187 IS SORT OF A PATRON SAINT OF SCORNED WOMEN. 501 00:30:05,187 --> 00:30:06,438 WHAT DOES SHE DO? 502 00:30:08,187 --> 00:30:10,146 UH, SHE GRANTS WISHES. 503 00:30:10,146 --> 00:30:12,271 SO CORDELIA WISHED FOR SOMETHING? 504 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,438 WELL, IF IT WAS A LONG, HEALTHY LIFE, 505 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:14,980 SHE SHOULD GET HER MONEY BACK. 506 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,980 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING DIFFERENT, 507 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:21,688 THAT THE...WORLD WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 508 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:24,604 IT WAS, UM, BETTER. 509 00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:26,271 BEFORE. 510 00:30:26,271 --> 00:30:31,104 OK. THE ENTIRE WORLD SUCKS BECAUSE SOME DEAD DITZ MADE A WISH? 511 00:30:32,354 --> 00:30:34,354 I JUST WANT IT CLEAR. 512 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,354 SHE SAID THE, UH... 513 00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:39,312 THE SLAYER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 514 00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:42,312 WAS MEANT TO HAVE BEEN HERE ALREADY. 515 00:30:42,312 --> 00:30:44,563 CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE HELPED. 516 00:30:44,563 --> 00:30:47,146 YES. I TRIED CALLING HER, BUT, UM... 517 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,813 LOOK, I'M GONNA HAVE TO... 518 00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:52,438 RESEARCH THIS ANYANKA THING FURTHER. 519 00:30:52,438 --> 00:30:55,312 UM, I HAVE SOME MORE... 520 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,479 VOLUMES AT HOME. 521 00:30:57,479 --> 00:30:59,229 YOU TWO GET SOME SLEEP. 522 00:30:59,229 --> 00:31:00,354 WATCH YOUR BACK. 523 00:31:18,688 --> 00:31:21,563 Woman: NO! [SCREAMING] 524 00:31:21,563 --> 00:31:24,563 GET UP THERE! [SCREAMING] 525 00:31:28,396 --> 00:31:29,479 HEY! 526 00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:33,187 RUN! 527 00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:01,271 BUFFY SUMMERS? 528 00:32:01,271 --> 00:32:02,354 THAT'S RIGHT. 529 00:32:04,354 --> 00:32:07,187 WANNA TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING HERE? 530 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:20,688 AH! AH! AH! 531 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,563 YES! 532 00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:24,771 HERE. "IN ORDER TO DEFEAT ANYANKA, 533 00:32:24,771 --> 00:32:27,438 "ONE MUST DESTROY HER POWER CENTER. 534 00:32:27,438 --> 00:32:29,563 "THIS SHOULD REVERSE ALL THE WISHES SHE'S GRANTED, 535 00:32:29,563 --> 00:32:31,688 RENDERING HER MORTAL AND POWERLESS AGAIN." 536 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:34,021 YOU SEE? WITHOUT HER POWER CENTER, 537 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,855 SHE'D JUST BE AN ORDINARY WOMAN AGAIN. 538 00:32:35,855 --> 00:32:38,062 AND ALL THIS WOULD BE, UM... 539 00:32:38,062 --> 00:32:39,479 WELL, DIFFERENT. 540 00:32:41,312 --> 00:32:44,062 WELL, I'D SAY THAT MY WATCHER MUSCLES 541 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,062 HAVEN'T COMPLETELY ATROPHIED AFTER ALL. 542 00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:49,354 GREAT. 543 00:32:49,354 --> 00:32:50,938 WHAT'S HER POWER CENTER? 544 00:32:50,938 --> 00:32:53,479 UM, WELL, UM--UM... 545 00:32:55,187 --> 00:32:57,146 IT DOESN'T SAY. 546 00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:59,646 WHY DON'T I JUST PUT A STAKE THROUGH HER HEART? 547 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,813 SHE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. 548 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,146 WELL, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY THINGS THAT'LL KILL. 549 00:33:04,146 --> 00:33:05,688 I DON'T WANT TO KILL HER, MISS SUMMERS. 550 00:33:05,688 --> 00:33:08,771 I WANT TO REVERSE WHATEVER EFFECT 551 00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:11,146 SHE'S HAD ON THIS--THIS WORLD. 552 00:33:11,146 --> 00:33:13,438 [SIGHS] 553 00:33:13,438 --> 00:33:15,688 YOU'RE TAKING AN AWFUL LOT ON FAITH HERE, JEEVES. 554 00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:16,896 GILES. 555 00:33:18,187 --> 00:33:20,021 KILL THE BAD FAIRY... 556 00:33:20,021 --> 00:33:22,187 DESTROY THE BAD FAIRY'S POWER CENTER, WHATEVER, 557 00:33:22,187 --> 00:33:24,312 AND ALL THE TROUBLES GO AWAY? 558 00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:25,980 WELL, I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, BUT-- 559 00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,646 WORLD IS WHAT IT IS. 560 00:33:27,646 --> 00:33:29,855 WE FIGHT. WE DIE. 561 00:33:29,855 --> 00:33:32,021 WISHING DOESN'T CHANGE THAT. 562 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:34,271 I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN A BETTER WORLD. 563 00:33:34,271 --> 00:33:35,271 GO AHEAD. 564 00:33:35,271 --> 00:33:38,604 I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS ONE. 565 00:33:38,604 --> 00:33:42,563 CORDELIA SAID SHE KNEW THAT I WAS MEANT TO BE YOUR WATCHER. 566 00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:44,312 SHE SAID SHE KNEW YOU. 567 00:33:44,312 --> 00:33:46,980 SHE'S PROBABLY JUST A BIG FAN. 568 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:50,604 THE MASTER SENT HIS MOST VICIOUS DISCIPLES TO KILL HER. 569 00:33:50,604 --> 00:33:53,563 NOW, SHE MUST HAVE POSED SOME THREAT TO HIM. 570 00:33:53,563 --> 00:33:54,855 THE MASTER? 571 00:33:54,855 --> 00:33:57,354 UM, SUPREME VAMPIRE AROUND THESE PARTS. 572 00:33:57,354 --> 00:34:00,229 HE LIVES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN IN AN OLD CLUB. 573 00:34:00,229 --> 00:34:02,187 YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, 574 00:34:02,187 --> 00:34:04,229 AND NO ONE'S EVER TRIED TO TAKE HIM OUT? 575 00:34:04,229 --> 00:34:05,896 PEOPLE HAVE TRIED. 576 00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:08,813 WELL, POINT THE WAY. 577 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:11,187 I MIGHT AS WELL DO SOME GOOD WHILE I'M IN THIS TOWN. 578 00:34:11,187 --> 00:34:12,271 YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN THERE AND-- 579 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:13,479 LOOK, YOU WANNA STAY HERE 580 00:34:13,479 --> 00:34:15,062 AND PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE, FINE. 581 00:34:15,062 --> 00:34:16,479 I'M NOT GONNA BE ANY HELP TO YOU ANYWAY. 582 00:34:16,479 --> 00:34:18,521 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I'M GOOD AT. 583 00:34:18,521 --> 00:34:20,771 AT LEAST LET'S MUSTER SOME KIND OF FORCE. 584 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:23,438 I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS. 585 00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:25,230 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE, 586 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,271 AND THEN I'M GONNA GET TESTY. 587 00:34:26,271 --> 00:34:29,271 [DROPS BOOK] 588 00:34:29,271 --> 00:34:30,521 WHERE IS THIS CLUB? 589 00:35:08,187 --> 00:35:10,479 Angel: BUFFY. 590 00:35:10,479 --> 00:35:12,312 BUFFY SUMMERS. 591 00:35:20,354 --> 00:35:21,855 IT'S YOU. 592 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:25,187 I MEAN... YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 593 00:35:25,187 --> 00:35:26,688 HOW COULD YOU? 594 00:35:26,688 --> 00:35:28,354 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 595 00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:32,104 I WAITED. 596 00:35:32,104 --> 00:35:35,146 I WAITED HERE FOR YOU. 597 00:35:35,146 --> 00:35:38,312 BUT YOU NEVER--I WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU. 598 00:35:38,312 --> 00:35:40,396 [SCOFFS] 599 00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:43,104 YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME. 600 00:35:43,104 --> 00:35:45,479 THE MASTER ROSE. 601 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,479 HE LET ME LIVE... TO PUNISH ME. 602 00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:53,021 I KEPT HOPING MAYBE YOU'D COME. 603 00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,104 MY DESTINY. 604 00:35:58,896 --> 00:36:01,312 IS THIS A GET-IN-MY-PANTS THING? 605 00:36:01,312 --> 00:36:03,771 YOU GUYS IN SUNNYDALE TALK LIKE I'M THE SECOND COMING. 606 00:36:03,771 --> 00:36:04,771 I'M SORRY. 607 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,021 I JUST MEANT-- 608 00:36:06,021 --> 00:36:08,563 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR STORIES. 609 00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:10,771 WHERE'S THE MASTER? 610 00:36:10,771 --> 00:36:13,563 THEY'RE AT HIS FACTORY. 611 00:36:13,563 --> 00:36:15,396 IT STARTS TONIGHT. 612 00:36:15,396 --> 00:36:17,354 FACTORY? 613 00:36:17,354 --> 00:36:18,354 I--[GRUNTS] 614 00:36:18,354 --> 00:36:19,938 I CAN TAKE YOU THERE. 615 00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:38,938 [GASP] 616 00:36:38,938 --> 00:36:41,438 OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 617 00:36:41,438 --> 00:36:43,187 WAIT! I WON'T HURT YOU. 618 00:36:43,187 --> 00:36:45,354 NO. YOU'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOUR MASTER. 619 00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:47,104 YOU DON'T BELIEVE I WANT TO HELP YOU? 620 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,855 BELIEVE I WANT HIM DEAD. 621 00:37:02,062 --> 00:37:05,729 The Master: AND NOW BEHOLD THE TECHNICAL WONDER 622 00:37:05,729 --> 00:37:09,146 WHICH IS ABOUT TO ALTER THE VERY FABRIC OF OUR SOCIETY. 623 00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:13,187 SOME HAVE ARGUED THAT SUCH AN ADVANCEMENT GOES AGAINST OUR NATURE. 624 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:18,230 THEY CLAIM THAT DEATH IS OUR ART. I SAY TO THEM-- 625 00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:21,230 WELL, I DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THEM BECAUSE I KILL THEM. 626 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:24,229 UNDENIABLY, WE ARE THE WORLD'S SUPERIOR RACE. 627 00:37:24,229 --> 00:37:27,021 YET WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOO PAROCHIAL, 628 00:37:27,021 --> 00:37:31,187 TOO BOUND BY THE MINDLESS ROUTINE OF THE PREDATOR. 629 00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:34,771 HUNT AND KILL, HUNT AND KILL. TITILLATING? 630 00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:35,771 YES. 631 00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:38,396 PRACTICAL? HARDLY. 632 00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:42,312 MEANWHILE, THE HUMANS, WITH THEIR PLEBEIAN MINDS, 633 00:37:42,312 --> 00:37:45,855 HAVE BROUGHT US A TRULY DEMONIC CONCEPT-- 634 00:37:45,855 --> 00:37:48,271 MASS PRODUCTION! 635 00:37:48,271 --> 00:37:50,354 Vampires: YEAH! 636 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:51,688 YEAH! 637 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:56,062 WE REALLY ARE LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE. 638 00:38:03,062 --> 00:38:08,021 O...ANYANKA... I BESEECH THEE... 639 00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:09,438 UM... 640 00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:17,230 IN THE NAME OF ALL WOMEN SCORNED... 641 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:18,646 COME BEFORE ME. 642 00:38:22,312 --> 00:38:23,396 OH! 643 00:38:24,771 --> 00:38:28,230 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I DO TO A MAN 644 00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:30,563 WHO USES THAT SPELL TO SUMMON ME? 645 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,729 BRING ON THE FIRST! 646 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:36,855 GET BACK! 647 00:38:36,855 --> 00:38:38,354 OPEN IT UP! 648 00:38:38,354 --> 00:38:40,312 YOU! 649 00:38:41,396 --> 00:38:42,479 Girl: NOOO! 650 00:38:42,479 --> 00:38:46,479 NO! PLEASE! NO! HELP ME! 651 00:38:46,479 --> 00:38:48,230 NO! 652 00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:49,479 NOOOO! 653 00:38:49,479 --> 00:38:52,021 NO--OH! [ELECTRIC SHOCKS] 654 00:39:01,688 --> 00:39:03,688 SHE'S STILL ALIVE, YOU SEE, 655 00:39:03,688 --> 00:39:05,312 FOR THE FRESHNESS. 656 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,230 WHAT'S THE PLAN? 657 00:39:44,563 --> 00:39:46,229 DON'T FALL ON THIS. 658 00:40:04,813 --> 00:40:07,438 WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. 659 00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,396 TO THE FUTURE! 660 00:40:09,396 --> 00:40:10,688 THE FUTURE! 661 00:40:10,688 --> 00:40:12,104 THE FUTURE! 662 00:40:21,729 --> 00:40:23,438 UH-OH. PUPPY GOT OUT. 663 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,896 CORDELIA CHASE-- WHAT DID SHE WISH FOR? 664 00:40:42,896 --> 00:40:46,354 I HAD NO IDEA HER WISH WOULD BE SO EXCITING. 665 00:40:46,354 --> 00:40:48,229 BRAVE NEW WORLD. 666 00:40:48,229 --> 00:40:50,813 I HOPE SHE LIKES IT. 667 00:40:58,312 --> 00:41:00,521 YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE IT BACK. 668 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,855 I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. 669 00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:08,021 YOUR ONLY POWER LIES IN THE WISHING. 670 00:41:08,021 --> 00:41:09,271 WRONG! 671 00:41:25,479 --> 00:41:27,396 Angel: BUFFY, LOOK OUT! 672 00:41:31,938 --> 00:41:34,062 BUFFY... 673 00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:37,479 Anyanka: THIS IS THE REAL WORLD NOW. 674 00:41:37,479 --> 00:41:39,229 THIS IS THE WORLD WE MADE. 675 00:41:40,396 --> 00:41:42,729 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 676 00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:55,229 Anyanka: YOU TRUSTING FOOL! 677 00:42:55,229 --> 00:42:57,229 HOW DO YOU KNOW THE OTHER WORLD 678 00:42:57,229 --> 00:42:59,688 IS ANY BETTER THAN THIS? 679 00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:01,104 BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE. 680 00:43:09,062 --> 00:43:11,062 NO! 681 00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:29,354 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER COME TO SUNNYDALE. 682 00:43:30,438 --> 00:43:31,438 DONE. 683 00:43:31,438 --> 00:43:33,896 THAT WOULD BE COOL. 684 00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:35,062 NO. WAIT. 685 00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:38,312 I WISH BUFFY SUMMERS HAD NEVER BEEN BORN. 686 00:43:38,312 --> 00:43:39,229 DONE! 687 00:43:39,229 --> 00:43:41,729 AND I WISH THAT XANDER HARRIS 688 00:43:41,729 --> 00:43:44,187 NEVER AGAIN KNOWS THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN. 689 00:43:44,187 --> 00:43:47,479 AND THAT WILLOW WAKES UP TOMORROW COVERED IN MONKEY HAIR. 690 00:43:47,479 --> 00:43:49,479 DONE! 691 00:43:49,479 --> 00:43:54,062 IN FACT, I WISH ALL MEN EXCEPT MAYBE THE DUMB AND THE REALLY AGREEABLE KIND, 692 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:58,229 DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! 693 00:43:58,229 --> 00:44:00,688 OR MAYBE... 694 00:44:10,813 --> 00:44:14,021 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 695 00:44:41,062 --> 00:44:43,563 GRR! ARRGH!