1 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:11,479 "AND ON THAT TRAGIC DAY, AN ERA CAME TO ITS INEVITABLE END." 2 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,980 THAT'S ALL THERE IS. ARE YOU READY? 3 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,062 HIT ME. 4 00:00:16,062 --> 00:00:18,396 WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING BEST EXPRESSES THE THEME OF THE PASSAGE? 5 00:00:18,396 --> 00:00:20,396 "A": VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, 6 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,271 "B": ALL THINGS MUST END, 7 00:00:22,271 --> 00:00:23,187 "C"-- 8 00:00:23,187 --> 00:00:25,479 "B." I'M GOING WITH "B." 9 00:00:25,479 --> 00:00:27,646 WE HAVEN'T HAD A "B" IN FOREVER. 10 00:00:27,646 --> 00:00:31,438 THIS IS THE S.A.T.s, BUFFY, NOT CONNECT-THE-DOTS. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. 11 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:34,438 A LOW SCORE COULD SERIOUSLY HARM YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING INTO COLLEGE. 12 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:36,646 GEE, THANKS. THAT TAKES THE PRESSURE RIGHT OFF. 13 00:00:36,646 --> 00:00:39,104 THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE EASY, YOU KNOW. IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE. 14 00:00:39,104 --> 00:00:40,813 IS IT TOO LATE TO JOIN A TRIBE 15 00:00:40,813 --> 00:00:42,938 WHERE THEY JUST PIERCE SOMETHING OR CUT SOMETHING OFF? 16 00:00:42,938 --> 00:00:45,146 BUFFY, PLEASE CONCENTRATE. 17 00:00:46,604 --> 00:00:47,521 ROLL! 18 00:00:47,521 --> 00:00:49,604 WHAT? HUH! 19 00:00:51,062 --> 00:00:52,146 UNH! 20 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,230 UNH! 21 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,980 HMM. I BROKE MY NUMBER TWO PENCIL. 22 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,187 WE'LL HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME. 23 00:01:11,187 --> 00:01:13,855 "C": ALL SYSTEMS TEND TOWARDS CHAOS. 24 00:01:13,855 --> 00:01:16,354 I JUST KNOW THAT US AND THE UNDEAD 25 00:01:16,354 --> 00:01:19,479 ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN SUNNYDALE WORKING THIS LATE. 26 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:23,104 Mayor: I APPRECIATE YOU COMING. 27 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:27,938 I REALIZE IT IS EARLY... FOR YOU... 28 00:01:27,938 --> 00:01:29,938 BUT I THINK YOU'LL AGREE 29 00:01:29,938 --> 00:01:32,646 THAT THIS MATTER IS URGENT, ALSO...DELICATE. 30 00:01:32,646 --> 00:01:34,563 I'M A VERY DELICATE PERSON. 31 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:36,938 SO YOU FEEL YOU CAN HANDLE THIS? 32 00:01:36,938 --> 00:01:39,062 IT'S A LITTLE OUT OF MY ELEMENT, 33 00:01:39,062 --> 00:01:40,938 BUT I CAN GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED. 34 00:01:40,938 --> 00:01:43,396 I KNOW A BEAST WHO KNOWS A GUY. 35 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:46,354 ARE YOU SURE THAT SUBCONTRACTING IS THE WAY TO GO HERE? 36 00:01:46,354 --> 00:01:48,646 WELL, THIS GUY'S WORKED YOUR TOWN BEFORE, 37 00:01:48,646 --> 00:01:52,813 AND IF HE LIVES UP TO HIS REP, THIS PLACE WILL BE IN FLAMES. 38 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,354 I'VE MADE CERTAIN DEALS TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY. 39 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:58,438 THIS DEMON REQUIRES HIS TRIBUTE. 40 00:01:58,438 --> 00:02:02,688 SEE, THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM OTHER POLITICIANS, MR. TRICK. 41 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,187 I KEEP MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES. 42 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:16,521 [SNIFFS] 43 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:19,771 WHERE'D I PUT THAT SCOTCH? 44 00:03:20,563 --> 00:03:22,563 Buffy: AND THEN I WAS BEING CHASED 45 00:03:22,563 --> 00:03:25,646 BY AN IMPROPERLY FILLED-IN ANSWER BUBBLE SCREAMING, "NONE OF THE ABOVE!" 46 00:03:25,646 --> 00:03:28,896 WOW. I HOPE THAT WASN'T ONE OF YOUR PROPHECY DREAMS. 47 00:03:28,896 --> 00:03:30,771 PROBABLY NOT. 48 00:03:30,771 --> 00:03:34,438 YOU KNOW, I TOOK IT LAST YEAR. I COULD HELP YOU GET READY. 49 00:03:34,438 --> 00:03:36,521 THERE'S THIS WHOLE TRICK TO ANTONYMS, BUT-- 50 00:03:36,521 --> 00:03:38,479 THIS ISN'T THE PLACE. 51 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:41,396 OZ IS THE HIGHEST-SCORING PERSON EVER TO FAIL TO GRADUATE. 52 00:03:41,396 --> 00:03:43,062 ISN'T SHE CUTE WHEN SHE'S PROUD? 53 00:03:43,062 --> 00:03:44,229 SHE'S ALWAYS CUTE. 54 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:45,729 WE COULD WORK ON IT TONIGHT. 55 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,521 WORK ON WHAT TONIGHT? 56 00:03:47,521 --> 00:03:49,312 OH, GOD. ARE WE KILLING SOMETHING AGAIN? 57 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,604 ONLY MY CAREFREE SPIRIT. 58 00:03:50,604 --> 00:03:52,354 BUFFY S.A.T. PREP. 59 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:54,563 OZ IS HELPING. HE'S THE HIGHEST-SCORING-- 60 00:03:54,563 --> 00:03:57,271 WE KNOW. WE DID THE IMPRESSED THING ALREADY. 61 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,062 I HATE THEY MAKE US TAKE THAT THING. 62 00:03:59,062 --> 00:04:01,146 IT'S TOTALLY FASCIST, AND PERSONALLY, 63 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:03,229 I THINK IT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE UNINFORMED. 64 00:04:03,229 --> 00:04:05,312 ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 65 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,563 I DO WELL ON STANDARDIZED TESTS. 66 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,021 WHAT? I CAN'T HAVE LAYERS? 67 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:11,062 SO, BUFF, STUDY TONIGHT? 68 00:04:11,062 --> 00:04:14,563 YES ON THE STUDYING, NO ON TONIGHT. I'M PUTTING IN MOM TIME. 69 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:17,604 SHE'S BEEN DRASTIC EVER SINCE I GOT BACK, AND GILES IS EVEN WORSE. 70 00:04:17,604 --> 00:04:19,396 I'M SUPERVISED 24-7. 71 00:04:19,396 --> 00:04:23,021 IT'S LIKE BEING IN THE REAL WORLD HOUSE, ONLY REAL. 72 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:26,438 HMM. OOH, CANDY BARS-- LOTS OF 'EM! 73 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:27,938 PRINCIPAL SNYDER, THANK YOU! 74 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:29,604 YOU WEREN'T VISITED 75 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:32,438 BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, BY ANY CHANCE? 76 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,271 IT'S BAND CANDY. 77 00:04:34,271 --> 00:04:37,104 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BAND, HUH? VERY GENEROUS. 78 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:39,855 YOU WILL SELL IT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE MARCHING BAND. 79 00:04:39,855 --> 00:04:41,521 THEY NEED NEW UNIFORMS. 80 00:04:41,521 --> 00:04:43,271 YEAH. THOSE TALL, FUZZY HATS AIN'T CHEAP, HUH? 81 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:45,146 BUT THEY GO WITH EVERYTHING. 82 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:47,229 I'M SURE WE LOVE THE IDEA OF GOING ALL WILLY LOMAN, 83 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:49,646 BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE BAND. 84 00:04:49,646 --> 00:04:53,354 AND IF I'D HANDED YOU A TROMBONE, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A PROBLEM, SUMMERS. 85 00:04:53,354 --> 00:04:54,980 IT'S CANDY. 86 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,938 SELL IT. 87 00:04:56,938 --> 00:04:59,354 Joyce: BUT YOU'RE NOT IN THE BAND. 88 00:04:59,354 --> 00:05:01,229 AND YET. 89 00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:04,646 BUFFY, WHAT WOULD I DO WITH 40 CHOCOLATE BARS? 90 00:05:04,646 --> 00:05:06,688 YOU COULD HAND THEM OUT AT THE GALLERY. 91 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:09,062 "BUY SOMETHING PRE-COLUMBIAN, GET A FREE CAVITY." 92 00:05:10,688 --> 00:05:12,229 20. 93 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,438 YOU'RE A GOOD MOM. 94 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,604 I'M THE BEST. 95 00:05:15,604 --> 00:05:18,604 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THE BEST MOMS LET THEIR DAUGHTERS DRIVE. 96 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:20,230 AND YET. 97 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,855 OH, COME ON! 98 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,604 LOOK, LET'S NOT HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 99 00:05:24,604 --> 00:05:26,729 BUT I TOOK THE CLASS. 100 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:29,062 I WATCHED THE FILMSTRIPS WITH THE BLOOD AND THE DEATH AND THE CORPSES. 101 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,521 I'M PREPPED. 102 00:05:30,521 --> 00:05:32,604 HONEY, YOU FAILED THE WRITTEN TEST. 103 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:35,354 THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOU TAKE THE ROAD TEST. 104 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:38,271 THAT WAS A YEAR AGO, AND I DON'T TEST WELL... 105 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,896 SHE SAID, TWO DAYS BEFORE THE S.A.T.s. 106 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:43,354 I SPEND ENOUGH TIME NOT KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE. 107 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:45,896 I DON'T WANT TO ADD TO THAT THE POSSIBILITY 108 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:47,938 THAT YOU'RE ON THE HIGHWAY TO CHICAGO. 109 00:05:47,938 --> 00:05:49,563 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 110 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:51,604 I'M NOT TAKING OFF AGAIN. 111 00:05:51,604 --> 00:05:53,438 BESIDES, IF I WANTED TO, 112 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:55,396 I COULD JUST GET ON A BUS. 113 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,646 STOP. DON'T. 114 00:05:59,187 --> 00:06:01,479 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU DRIVING, OK? 115 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:02,813 I WANT YOU HERE. 116 00:06:02,813 --> 00:06:05,396 I'M HERE. HMM? SEE ME HERE. 117 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,396 MM-HMM? 118 00:06:07,396 --> 00:06:09,563 MMM...I GOT TO GO. 119 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,229 WHAT, YOU'RE GOING OUT? 120 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:14,354 GILES. SLAY-STUDY DOUBLE FEATURE. COULD BE LATE. 121 00:06:14,354 --> 00:06:16,438 AGAIN? HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK MR. GILES 122 00:06:16,438 --> 00:06:18,688 IS MONOPOLIZING AN AWFUL LOT OF YOUR TIME? 123 00:06:18,688 --> 00:06:21,229 AND DOES HE EVER SAY HE'S SORRY? 124 00:06:21,229 --> 00:06:22,396 OW! 125 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:24,062 SORRY. 126 00:06:24,062 --> 00:06:27,187 WHY DO I PUT UP WITH THIS? 127 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,354 BECAUSE IT IS YOUR DESTINY... 128 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:32,021 AND BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT 20 "COCORIFIC" CANDY BARS. 129 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:37,438 OK, YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO TAKE FUNNY PICTURES OF ME. 130 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,813 I'M DOING IT TO TEST YOUR AWARENESS OF AN OPPONENT'S LOCATION 131 00:06:40,813 --> 00:06:42,938 DURING A FIGHT IN TOTAL DARKNESS. 132 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:44,396 NOW, WAIT 5 SECONDS 133 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:46,855 AND THEN THROW THE BALL AT ME. 134 00:06:46,855 --> 00:06:50,438 YOU RAN OUT OF NEW TRAINING IDEAS ABOUT A WEEK AGO, HUH? 135 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:54,062 OK. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 136 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:01,188 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, IS IT-- 137 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,104 OW. AHEM. YES, WELL, VERY GOOD. 138 00:07:04,104 --> 00:07:06,021 THANKS. 139 00:07:07,187 --> 00:07:09,187 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE HAVE TO PATROL. 140 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:10,896 I CAN'T. MOM'S IN HYPERDRIVE. 141 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,604 SHE WANTS ME HOME TONIGHT. I TOLD YOU. 142 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:14,396 BUT--I-- 143 00:07:14,396 --> 00:07:18,230 I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL. ENJOY THE CANDY. 144 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:22,896 BUFFY. 145 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,062 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT. 146 00:08:30,438 --> 00:08:33,271 I--I'M FEELING BETTER. 147 00:08:33,271 --> 00:08:34,896 ANGEL! 148 00:08:39,855 --> 00:08:41,896 LET'S... GET YOU INSIDE. 149 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,479 IT'S LATE. HOW'D YOU GET AWAY? 150 00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:56,604 AW, IT WAS EASY. STARTED A FIRE IN THE PRISON LAUNDRY ROOM. 151 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,312 RODE OUT IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK. 152 00:08:58,312 --> 00:08:59,312 OH. 153 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:03,479 I'M JOKING. NO GARBAGE. 154 00:09:03,479 --> 00:09:04,896 SMELL ME. 155 00:09:20,229 --> 00:09:23,896 HOW IS...SCOTT? 156 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,104 SCOTT? 157 00:09:26,104 --> 00:09:29,104 OH, UM... BOYFRIEND SCOTT. 158 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:32,396 UH... ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT-- 159 00:09:33,729 --> 00:09:35,271 HE'S FINE. 160 00:09:36,479 --> 00:09:38,855 UH, THAT'S FOR YOU. 161 00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:41,813 UH...IT'S FRESH FROM THE BUTCHER. 162 00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,479 THANKS. 163 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:44,938 [CLEARS THROAT] 164 00:09:52,229 --> 00:09:54,771 YOU'RE BEING CAREFUL, RIGHT? 165 00:09:54,771 --> 00:09:56,563 WITH SCOTT? 166 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,855 THE SLAYING. 167 00:09:57,855 --> 00:10:01,354 OH. UH...YEAH. OF COURSE. 168 00:10:01,354 --> 00:10:03,438 FULL OF CAREFULNESS. 169 00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:06,187 I WORRY ABOUT YOU. 170 00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:09,813 I WORRY ABOUT YOU. 171 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:13,312 I'M GETTING STRONGER. 172 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,980 PRETTY SOON, YOU WON'T EVEN NEED ME. 173 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:18,146 THAT'LL BE BETTER. 174 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,354 YEAH. 175 00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:39,604 HEY. UH, SORRY I'M LATE. 176 00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:42,354 YOU KNOW GILES-- ALL SLAY, ALL THE TIME. 177 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,771 HELLO, BUFFY. 178 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,896 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO WATCH SOME TELEVISION? 179 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:52,146 I HEAR THERE'S A VERY INSIGHTFUL NIGHTLINE ON. 180 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:54,021 Joyce: BUFFY, YOU LIED TO US, 181 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,312 AND YOU MADE US INTO YOUR ALIBIS. 182 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:58,229 THAT'S PLAYING US AGAINST EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S NOT FAIR. 183 00:10:58,229 --> 00:11:00,312 I CALLED WILLOW. 184 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:03,187 YOU ALSO LIED TO HER ABOUT YOUR WHEREABOUTS. WE WERE ALL CONCERNED. 185 00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:07,312 OH, THANK YOU. 186 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:10,021 LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD TO... 187 00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:11,813 WERE YOU AT THE BRONZE? 188 00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:14,688 WHAT WAS HAPPENING THERE THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT? 189 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:17,855 BRONZE THINGS. THINGS OF BRONZE. 190 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:19,688 YOU'RE ACTING REALLY IMMATURE, BUFFY. 191 00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:22,229 I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR PARENT, BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU. 192 00:11:22,229 --> 00:11:23,646 I THINK YOUR MUM'S RIGHT. 193 00:11:23,646 --> 00:11:25,771 OK, FINE. I'M ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 194 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:27,312 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD. 195 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,938 BUFFY. 196 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,271 YOU'RE BOTH SCHEDULING ME 24 HOURS A DAY. 197 00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:33,813 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, THAT'S 48 HOURS. 198 00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:36,813 I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A FEW DECISIONS ON MY OWN. 199 00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:39,271 THE LAST TIME YOU MADE A DECISION ON YOUR OWN, YOU SPLIT. 200 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:41,563 YEAH, AND I TOOK CARE OF MYSELF. 201 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,688 I DON'T NEED THIS MUCH ACTIVE PARENTING. 202 00:11:43,688 --> 00:11:47,479 YOU CAN'T REALLY BE TRYING TO USE THIS SUMMER AS A REASON YOU SHOULD BE TRUSTED. 203 00:11:47,479 --> 00:11:48,980 YOU CAN'T BABY-SIT ME ALL THE TIME. 204 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,688 I NEED YOU TO BACK OFF A LITTLE. 205 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:53,896 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S NOT...FREAK OUT. 206 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,438 "FREAK OUT"? 207 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:58,312 WHAT? UH, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO BED. 208 00:11:58,312 --> 00:11:59,563 WE'RE ALL TIRED. 209 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:11,354 OH, SHE JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY. 210 00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:17,813 I JUST WANT TO PROTECT HER. 211 00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:19,896 DON'T ALL PARENTS WANT THAT? 212 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:23,354 YEAH, BUT AT LEAST MOST PARENTS HAVE SOME IDEA 213 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,729 WHAT TO PROTECT THEIR CHILDREN FROM. 214 00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:29,521 YEAH. AND I THINK WE SHOULD BOTH BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL. 215 00:12:29,521 --> 00:12:30,855 MMM. 216 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,813 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 217 00:12:39,396 --> 00:12:40,646 TRUST ME. 218 00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:46,187 YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT. 219 00:12:57,229 --> 00:12:59,187 DUDE, THINK FAST. 220 00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,104 I HEARD THAT THERE WAS A SECRET RULE 221 00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:09,855 THAT IF A TEACHER IS MORE THAN 10 MINUTES LATE, WE CAN ALL LEAVE. 222 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,646 IT'S GILES' TURN TO WATCH STUDY HALL. HE'LL BE HERE. 223 00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:14,354 HE'S ALLERGIC TO LATE. 224 00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:16,688 HE IS WOUND A LITTLE TIGHT. 225 00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:19,938 I HAD THIS PHILOSOPHY BOOK CHECKED OUT FROM THE LIBRARY FOR, LIKE, A YEAR, 226 00:13:19,938 --> 00:13:23,062 AND HE MADE ME PAY THE FINE, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HUGE. 227 00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:24,896 I WAS SAD TO RETURN IT. 228 00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:28,396 IT WAS PERFECT FOR STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH COLLEGE BOYS. 229 00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:30,729 OF COURSE, THAT WAS B.X. B.X.? 230 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:34,438 BEFORE XANDER. CLEVER. 231 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,771 I LIKE CHOCOLATE. THERE IS NO BAD HERE. 232 00:13:37,771 --> 00:13:41,938 YOU STILL HAVE SOME LEFT? I WENT TO, LIKE, 4 HOUSES, AND THEY WERE GONE. 233 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:44,438 IT'S LIKE TRICK-OR-TREATING IN REVERSE. 234 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,855 I KNOW. THESE THINGS ARE SELLING LIKE HOT CAKES... 235 00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:49,771 WHICH IS IRONIC, 'CAUSE THE HOT CAKES REALLY AREN'T MOVING. 236 00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:56,271 AND IT'S, UH, FUN TO SELL CHOCOLATE. 237 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:03,855 AND WE'RE RAISING A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE BAND. 238 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,271 THE BAND. YEAH. 239 00:14:07,271 --> 00:14:09,104 THEY'RE GREAT. 240 00:14:09,104 --> 00:14:10,688 THEY MARCH. 241 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:12,729 LIKE AN ARMY. 242 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,938 EXCEPT WITH MUSIC INSTEAD OF BULLETS, 243 00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:22,729 AND... USUALLY NO ONE DIES. 244 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,271 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 245 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,438 [THUNK] 246 00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:31,229 Cordelia: WHERE IS GILES ALREADY? 247 00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:33,771 I'M BORED, AND HE'S NOT HERE TO GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT. 248 00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,646 THE BIG PINHEAD LIBRARIAN DIDN'T SHOW UP, 249 00:14:38,646 --> 00:14:40,563 AND I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 250 00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:42,312 YOU DO IT. 251 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,771 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL DO IT. 252 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,271 EVERYBODY EXPECTS ME TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE 253 00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:51,688 BECAUSE I'M THE PRINCIPAL. 254 00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:54,187 IT'S NOT FAIR. 255 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,229 [CLAPS HANDS] 256 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,062 Teacher: HEY! 257 00:14:58,062 --> 00:14:59,938 WE'RE ALL STUCK HERE, OK? 258 00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:02,938 SO NOW LET'S JUST SIT QUIETLY AND... 259 00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:05,021 PRETEND WE'RE READING SOMETHING 260 00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:08,563 UNTIL WE'RE REALLY SURE THAT OLD COMMANDANT SNYDER'S GONE. 261 00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:10,563 THEN WE'RE ALL OUT OF HERE. 262 00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:12,563 DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO MARRY MS. BARTON? 263 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,938 GET IN LINE. 264 00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:16,354 I GUESS GILES ISN'T COMING. 265 00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:17,938 I GUESS NOT. 266 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,521 BUFFY. 267 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,146 UH...SORRY. 268 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,771 I WAS JUST WORRIED. 269 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,146 YOU WERE A BIG NOT-THERE IN STUDY HALL, 270 00:15:43,146 --> 00:15:45,521 AND AFTER YOUR LECTURE TO ME ON NOT DUCKING OUT-- 271 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,104 AND WHAT IS MY MOTHER DOING HERE? 272 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:49,646 WE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A... 273 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:51,438 YOU MIGHT SAY... SUMMIT MEETING. 274 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:53,646 IT TOOK PRIORITY OVER STUDY HALL. 275 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:56,062 I CALLED IN. OH. 276 00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:59,438 WE DECIDED THAT YOU MADE A GOOD POINT EARLIER, HONEY. 277 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:00,563 I DID. YEAH. 278 00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:03,563 WHICH WAS...? 279 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,521 ABOUT US OVERSCHEDULING YOU. 280 00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:08,062 PULLING YOU IN TWO DIRECTIONS-- 281 00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:11,604 YOUR HOME LIFE AND YOUR DUTIES AS A SLAYER. 282 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,187 OH. THAT WAS A GOOD POINT. 283 00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:17,021 WE'RE WORKING OUT A COORDINATED SCHEDULE FOR YOU. 284 00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:19,521 IT'LL BE TIGHT, BUT WE THINK WE CAN FIT IN 285 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,563 ALL YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES. 286 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,229 SOUNDS NICE AND STRUCTURED. 287 00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:26,855 WE'VE GOT MORE WORK TO DO HERE, HONEY. 288 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,604 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US A LITTLE MORE TIME? 289 00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:31,021 UM... 290 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:34,729 TAKE THE CAR, AND MR. GILES CAN DRIVE ME HOME. 291 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,729 WHAT? 292 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,230 EXCUSE ME, I MEANT WHAT?! 293 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,855 KEYS. TAKE THEM. 294 00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:43,563 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE. 295 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:44,896 ACTUALLY, YOU DID, 296 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,479 BUT...BYE! 297 00:16:46,479 --> 00:16:48,062 BYE, HONEY. DRIVE CAREFUL. 298 00:16:48,062 --> 00:16:49,521 UH-HUH! 299 00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,271 DO YOU THINK SHE NOTICED ANYTHING? 300 00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,688 NO WAY. 301 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:09,230 Willow: TELL ME AGAIN HOW IT HAPPENED. 302 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,396 TOLD MY MOM I WANTED TO BE TREATED MORE LIKE A GROWN-UP, 303 00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,688 AND VOILA--DRIVINESS. 304 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,688 ALSO, I THINK SHE WANTED ME OTHERWHERE. 305 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,646 CONSIDERING MY MOM AND GILES ARE PLANNING MY FUTURE, 306 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,563 I THINK IT'S EASIER FOR THEM TO LIVE MY LIFE 307 00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:28,438 IF I'M NOT ACTUALLY THERE. 308 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,938 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THE PARKING BRAKE ON? 309 00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:33,104 UH-HUH. 310 00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:34,604 [RELEASES PARKING BRAKE] 311 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:39,021 ARE--ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE BRONZE? 312 00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:41,396 I MEAN, THE S.A.T.s ARE TOMORROW. 313 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,813 I CAN STUDY AT THE BRONZE. 314 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,021 A LITTLE DANCING, A LITTLE CROSS-MULTIPLYING. 315 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,896 YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? 316 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,646 [SWITCHING RADIO CHANNELS] 317 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:52,146 EYES ON THE ROAD! EYES ON THE ROAD! 318 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,146 [MUSIC PLAYING] 319 00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:00,646 YOU GOT GOOD ALBUMS. 320 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,646 YEAH, THEY'RE OK. 321 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,188 ♪ AND THE COLORS OF THE SEA ♪ 322 00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:06,688 DO YOU LIKE SEALS AND CROFT? 323 00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:10,188 ♪ AND YOU TOUCH THE DISTANT BEACHES ♪ 324 00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,813 YEAH. ME, NEITHER. 325 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,230 THANKS. 326 00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:20,188 SO HOW COME THEY CALL YOU RIPPER? 327 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,104 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. 328 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:25,521 HMM, WAIT A MINUTE. LISTEN TO THIS BIT. 329 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,479 ♪♪ [ Guitar ] 330 00:18:28,479 --> 00:18:30,021 IT ROCKS. 331 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,521 IT'S GOOD. 332 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:33,938 I GOT TO GET A BAND TOGETHER. 333 00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:37,896 HEY, RIPPER, YOU WANT TO WATCH TV? 334 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,146 I KNOW HOW TO ORDER PAY-PER-VIEW. 335 00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:43,896 NO, LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN... TEAR THINGS UP A BIT. 336 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:46,229 OK. WE COULD GO TO THE BRONZE. 337 00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:48,688 NOT BLOODY LIKELY. THAT PLACE IS DEAD. 338 00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,354 [LOUD MUSIC AND CONVERSATION] 339 00:19:12,146 --> 00:19:13,646 HEY, THEY'RE DIGGING US, MAN. 340 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:19,104 ♪ THE STRANGEST THINGS ALWAYS KNOW ♪ 341 00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:25,729 ♪ SAVES ME EVERY TIME ♪ 342 00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:29,855 ♪ DARKENED THINGS ♪ 343 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:34,230 ♪ HAVE OVERGROWN ♪ 344 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,563 LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN. 345 00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:39,021 MAYBE THERE'S A REUNION IN TOWN 346 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:42,062 OR A BILLY JOEL TOUR OR SOMETHING. 347 00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:44,021 MS. BARTON? 348 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,021 BUFFY? WHOA! 349 00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:48,230 ARE YOU OK, MS. BARTON? 350 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,396 I'M COOL, WILLOW. WILLOW--THAT'S A TREE. 351 00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:52,729 HUH. YOU'RE A TREE. 352 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:54,896 YEAH, UH... 353 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,604 ARE THERE ANY NACHOS IN HERE, LITTLE TREE? 354 00:19:57,604 --> 00:20:00,396 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED SOME FRESH AIR, MS. BARTON? 355 00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:03,271 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] OK. 356 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,271 OK, THIS IS NOT NORMAL. 357 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,521 BUT MAYBE THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 358 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,312 HEY, GANG! 359 00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,938 THIS PLACE IS FUN CITY, HUH? 360 00:20:11,938 --> 00:20:13,938 PRINCIPAL SNYDER? 361 00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:17,396 CALL ME SNYDER. JUST A LAST NAME, LIKE...BARBARINO. 362 00:20:17,396 --> 00:20:20,229 OOH! I AM SO STOKED! 363 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,438 OHH. 364 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,479 HEY, DID YOU SEE MS. BARTON? I THINK SHE'S WASTED. 365 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:28,396 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT THAT IN HER NEXT PERFORMANCE REVIEW 366 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:31,354 'CAUSE... I'M THE PRINCIPAL! 367 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:34,521 I DON'T LIKE THIS. THEY COULD HAVE HEART ATTACKS. 368 00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:37,146 WELL...MAYBE THERE'S A DOCTOR HERE. 369 00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:40,021 WHOO! YEAH! 370 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:43,354 I THINK THAT IS MY DOCTOR. 371 00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:46,646 HE--HE'S USUALLY LESS...TOPLESS. 372 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,729 I GOT A COMMENDATION FOR BEING PRINCIPAL... FROM THE MAYOR. 373 00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:51,688 SHOOK MY HAND TWICE. 374 00:20:51,688 --> 00:20:53,438 THAT'S NICE. 375 00:20:53,438 --> 00:20:56,146 [INHALES DEEPLY] 376 00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:59,312 WHOA! THERE ARE SOME FOXY LADIES HERE TONIGHT! 377 00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:02,021 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 378 00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:03,855 I DON'T KNOW, 379 00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:06,271 BUT IT'S HAPPENING TO A WHOLE LOT OF GROWN-UPS. 380 00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:08,271 THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH-- 381 00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:10,646 THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF US. 382 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,563 I DON'T ACT LIKE THIS. 383 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,229 Mr. Trick: DEMAND'S HIGH. 384 00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:17,146 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE. 385 00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,855 THAT'S THE REASON I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. 386 00:21:18,855 --> 00:21:20,396 YOU MAKE A GOOD PRODUCT, 387 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,271 AND THE PEOPLE WILL COME TO YOU. 388 00:21:22,271 --> 00:21:24,479 OF COURSE, A LOT OF THEM ARE GONNA DIE, 389 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:26,521 BUT THAT'S THE OTHER REASON I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. 390 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:27,729 HEY! 391 00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,563 DON'T SAMPLE THE PRODUCT. 392 00:21:29,563 --> 00:21:30,980 BUT I DIDN'T. 393 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,062 UNH! 394 00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:38,438 OK. UH, HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS-- 395 00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:41,813 I DON'T. BUT NOW I KNOW NO ONE ELSE WILL. 396 00:21:41,813 --> 00:21:45,062 WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. KEEP IT FLOWING. 397 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,521 IT'S ALMOST FEEDING TIME. 398 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,563 SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY CHANGING THEM. 399 00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:57,021 A SPELL? 400 00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,521 THEY'RE TEENAGERS. 401 00:21:58,521 --> 00:22:01,229 IT'S A SOBERING MIRROR TO LOOK INTO, HUH? 402 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:06,062 YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR. 403 00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:09,604 [GROUP OF MEN SINGING LOUIE LOUIE] 404 00:22:12,021 --> 00:22:14,062 ♪ LOUIE LOUIE ♪ 405 00:22:14,062 --> 00:22:15,938 ♪ OH, BABY ♪ 406 00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:18,104 ♪ WE GOTTA GO ♪ 407 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,646 ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ 408 00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:21,646 ♪ LOUIE LOUIE ♪ 409 00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:23,896 ♪ OH, BABY ♪ 410 00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:25,980 ♪ WE GOTTA GO ♪ 411 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,604 IT JUST GETS MORE UPSETTING. 412 00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:29,646 ♪ LOUIE LOUIE ♪ 413 00:22:29,646 --> 00:22:31,396 ♪ OH, BABY ♪ 414 00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:33,104 ♪ WE GOTTA GO ♪ 415 00:22:33,104 --> 00:22:36,271 NO VAMPIRE HAS EVER BEEN THAT SCARY. 416 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,646 ♪ LOUIE LOUIE ♪ 417 00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:38,646 ♪ OH BABY ♪ 418 00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:39,980 FIGHT! 419 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,646 FIGHT! 420 00:22:41,646 --> 00:22:43,187 ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ 421 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,229 WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. 422 00:22:45,229 --> 00:22:47,479 THIS HAS HELLMOUTH FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT. 423 00:22:50,062 --> 00:22:51,479 HEY, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 424 00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:55,354 WAIT UP, YOU GUYS! 425 00:22:55,354 --> 00:22:58,688 HEY! YOU GUYS AREN'T TRYING TO DITCH ME, ARE YOU? 426 00:22:58,688 --> 00:23:01,604 Oz: WE SHOULD FIND GILES. HE'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, RIGHT? 427 00:23:01,604 --> 00:23:04,271 SURE. EXCEPT FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE'S SWEET 16 AGAIN. 428 00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:07,479 HE'S WITH YOUR MOM AT HIS PLACE. 429 00:23:07,479 --> 00:23:09,104 I SAID WAIT UP! 430 00:23:09,104 --> 00:23:10,354 Oz: SNYDER... 431 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:12,938 NO TIME. HE'S COMING WITH US. 432 00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,646 [TIRES SQUEAL] 433 00:23:14,646 --> 00:23:18,646 Snyder: WHOA, SUMMERS! YOU DRIVE LIKE A SPAZ. 434 00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:20,062 [ENGINES REVVING] 435 00:23:35,479 --> 00:23:37,604 [TIRES SQUEAL] 436 00:23:55,312 --> 00:23:57,438 IT'LL BE OK WHEN WE GET TO GILES'. 437 00:23:57,438 --> 00:23:59,729 I MEAN, EVEN IF HE'S 16, HE'S STILL GILES, RIGHT? 438 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,521 HE'S PROBABLY A PRETTY TOGETHER GUY. 439 00:24:01,521 --> 00:24:03,104 YEAH. W-WELL-- 440 00:24:04,396 --> 00:24:05,563 WHAT? 441 00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:09,438 GILES AT 16? LESS "TOGETHER GUY," 442 00:24:09,438 --> 00:24:12,646 MORE "BAD MAGIC, HATES THE WORLD, TICKING TIME BOMB GUY." 443 00:24:12,646 --> 00:24:15,729 THEN I GUESS YOUR MOM'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 444 00:24:17,479 --> 00:24:19,729 MUST BE EXCITING BEING FROM ENGLAND. 445 00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:20,771 NOT PARTICULARLY. 446 00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:22,187 [KICKS CAN] 447 00:24:22,187 --> 00:24:23,521 YOU COLD? 448 00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:25,729 NAH-UH. I FEEL...SPECIAL, 449 00:24:25,729 --> 00:24:28,146 LIKE I'M JUST WAKING UP, KINDA. 450 00:24:28,146 --> 00:24:29,771 OH, YEAH? 451 00:24:29,771 --> 00:24:32,104 YEAH, LIKE GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING A KID AND EVERYTHING 452 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,771 WAS JUST A DREAM, 453 00:24:33,771 --> 00:24:36,146 AND NOW THINGS ARE BACK LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. 454 00:24:36,146 --> 00:24:37,062 YEAH? 455 00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,688 THAT'S COOL! 456 00:24:38,688 --> 00:24:40,855 VERY JUICE NEWTON. 457 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,604 YOU FANCY IT? 458 00:24:42,604 --> 00:24:44,521 YEAH, BUT THE STORE'S CLOSED. 459 00:24:56,604 --> 00:24:58,521 [GIGGLING] 460 00:24:58,521 --> 00:24:59,729 WOO-HOO! 461 00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:01,230 OH, RIPPER! 462 00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:02,688 WOW! THAT WAS SO BRAVE! 463 00:25:04,438 --> 00:25:06,646 HOLD IT! 464 00:25:08,771 --> 00:25:10,771 THIS IS GREAT! 465 00:25:10,771 --> 00:25:13,521 LET'S DO DOUGHNUTS IN THE FOOTBALL FIELD, HUH? 466 00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:19,187 OH, MY GOD, LOOK OUT! 467 00:25:26,312 --> 00:25:30,312 OOH... COPPER'S GOT A GUN. 468 00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:32,271 YOU'LL NEVER USE IT, THOUGH, MAN. 469 00:25:32,271 --> 00:25:33,688 WILL SO. 470 00:25:36,479 --> 00:25:37,896 RIPPER, BE CAREFUL! 471 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:39,354 AAH! 472 00:25:39,354 --> 00:25:40,354 UNH! 473 00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:41,354 OHH! 474 00:25:41,354 --> 00:25:42,438 AAH! 475 00:25:44,146 --> 00:25:45,396 AAH! 476 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,104 TOLD HIM HE'D NEVER USE IT. 477 00:25:50,396 --> 00:25:52,563 YOU ARE SO COOL. 478 00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:55,980 [LAUGHS] 479 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,646 YOU'RE LIKE BURT REYNOLDS. 480 00:25:59,271 --> 00:26:00,187 [GASPS] 481 00:26:17,062 --> 00:26:20,604 SORRY. GOTTA GO. [LAUGHING] 482 00:26:20,604 --> 00:26:22,479 OH, GOD. 483 00:26:22,479 --> 00:26:24,438 ARE YOU GUYS OK? 484 00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:27,729 IS ANYBODY ELSE ALL CREEPED OUT AND TREMBLY? 485 00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:29,146 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 486 00:26:29,146 --> 00:26:30,938 OH, BUFFY... 487 00:26:30,938 --> 00:26:32,646 YOUR MOM'S GONNA KILL YOU. 488 00:26:34,146 --> 00:26:36,229 SOMETHING'S WEIRD. 489 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,187 SOMETHING'S NOT? 490 00:26:38,187 --> 00:26:39,688 NO GROWN-UPS. 491 00:26:39,688 --> 00:26:42,438 HEY, BABY! 492 00:26:42,438 --> 00:26:44,021 NO ONE'S PROTECTING THEIR HOUSES. 493 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:45,396 EVERYONE'S JUST... WANDERING. 494 00:26:47,062 --> 00:26:48,438 HEY! 495 00:26:48,438 --> 00:26:50,855 HEY, GIVE IT! 496 00:26:50,855 --> 00:26:52,479 DEFENSELESS. 497 00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:53,938 COME ON! THAT'S MINE! 498 00:26:53,938 --> 00:26:55,980 SO WHERE ARE ALL THE VAMPIRES? 499 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:58,104 HEY! HE STOLE MY CANDY! 500 00:26:58,104 --> 00:27:00,104 SOUP'S ON, BUT NO ONE'S GRABBING A SPOON. 501 00:27:00,104 --> 00:27:02,563 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING... SOMEPLACE THAT'S ELSE. 502 00:27:02,563 --> 00:27:05,312 I'D SAY SOMETHING BIG. 503 00:27:05,312 --> 00:27:06,896 THAT GUY TOOK MY CANDY! 504 00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:11,229 THE CANDY. IT'S GOT TO BE THE CANDY! 505 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,771 IT'S CURSED. 506 00:27:12,771 --> 00:27:13,771 A CURSE?! 507 00:27:13,771 --> 00:27:15,229 I'VE GOT A CURSE. 508 00:27:15,229 --> 00:27:17,146 OH, MY GOD... USING CANDY FOR EVIL. 509 00:27:17,146 --> 00:27:18,771 MY PARENTS ATE A TON. 510 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,271 WHO'S BEHIND IT? 511 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,938 I DON'T KNOW. 512 00:27:21,938 --> 00:27:23,896 IT CAME THROUGH THE SCHOOL BOARD. 513 00:27:23,896 --> 00:27:25,479 IF YOU KNEW THAT CROWD-- 514 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,855 WHERE DID IT COME FROM? DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET IT? 515 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,146 YEAH. 516 00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:30,604 YOU GUYS GET XANDER AND CORDELIA. 517 00:27:30,604 --> 00:27:32,271 GO TO THE LIBRARY AND LOOK IT UP. 518 00:27:32,271 --> 00:27:33,271 CANDY CURSES? 519 00:27:33,271 --> 00:27:34,312 DISTURBING SECOND CHILDHOOD. 520 00:27:34,312 --> 00:27:35,646 GOT IT. 521 00:27:35,646 --> 00:27:38,521 RATBOY AND I ARE GOING TO THE SOURCE. 522 00:27:38,521 --> 00:27:40,146 [YELLING] 523 00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:01,104 MOM? 524 00:28:01,104 --> 00:28:02,229 GILES?! 525 00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:03,146 GO AWAY. WE'RE BUSY. 526 00:28:03,146 --> 00:28:04,146 MOM! 527 00:28:04,146 --> 00:28:05,729 HEY! 528 00:28:05,729 --> 00:28:08,271 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COAT? NEVER MIND. LISTEN-- 529 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,396 BACK OFF. 530 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,312 GILES, THINK ABOUT THIS. 531 00:28:11,312 --> 00:28:14,187 YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME, OR YOU WANT TO LET ME TALK TO MY MOTHER? 532 00:28:18,646 --> 00:28:20,521 MOM, LOOK AT ME. 533 00:28:20,521 --> 00:28:22,021 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 534 00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:24,062 OF COURSE. YOU'RE BUFFY. 535 00:28:24,062 --> 00:28:25,729 HEY, LOOK. THEY'RE GIVING AWAY CANDY. 536 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,646 YOU WANT SOME CANDY? 537 00:28:27,646 --> 00:28:29,688 NO, I DON'T, AND YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE, EITHER. 538 00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:32,229 I'M FINE. I CAN HAVE MORE IF I WANT. 539 00:28:32,229 --> 00:28:35,229 YOU ARE NOT FINE. YOU NEED TO GO HOME. 540 00:28:35,229 --> 00:28:36,312 SCREW YOU. 541 00:28:37,563 --> 00:28:39,021 I WANT CANDY. 542 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,104 MOM! 543 00:28:40,104 --> 00:28:41,771 YOU WANT TO SLAY STUFF, 544 00:28:41,771 --> 00:28:43,646 AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 545 00:28:43,646 --> 00:28:45,479 THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO, SO GET OFF MY BACK! 546 00:28:45,479 --> 00:28:46,479 MOM, PLEASE-- 547 00:28:46,479 --> 00:28:48,230 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 548 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:49,813 JUST LET YOUR MUM HAVE THE SODDIN' CANDY. 549 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,187 MOM, LOOK AT YOUR CAR. 550 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,563 LOOK AT THAT DENT THE SIZE OF NEW BRUNSWICK. 551 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,688 I DID THAT. 552 00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:55,521 OH, MY GOD. 553 00:28:55,521 --> 00:29:00,104 WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I BOUGHT THE GEEK MACHINE? 554 00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:02,438 LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED-- 555 00:29:02,438 --> 00:29:05,438 NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME. I'M YOUR WATCHER, SO YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU. 556 00:29:05,438 --> 00:29:06,438 NOW, SOD OFF! 557 00:29:09,104 --> 00:29:11,521 TAKE HER HOME. 558 00:29:11,521 --> 00:29:13,479 JOYCE. 559 00:29:16,563 --> 00:29:17,646 YAH! 560 00:29:27,396 --> 00:29:29,188 MOM! 561 00:29:29,188 --> 00:29:30,187 HEY! 562 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:32,729 OY! YOU LEAVE HER ALONE! 563 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:36,729 HEY, BRIT-FACE! WAIT UP! 564 00:29:38,563 --> 00:29:40,229 STAY. 565 00:29:52,688 --> 00:29:54,604 IT SMELLS SO CHOCOLATEY. 566 00:29:54,604 --> 00:29:56,187 THIS IS FAR OUT. 567 00:29:56,187 --> 00:29:58,187 YEAH, I BEEN OUT THERE. TOWN'S WIDE OPEN. 568 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,438 YOU GUYS CAN GO ANYTIME. 569 00:30:00,438 --> 00:30:03,146 Buffy: ETHAN RAYNE. 570 00:30:10,229 --> 00:30:12,563 MIGHT WANT TO HURRY. 571 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,688 ETHAN. 572 00:30:16,187 --> 00:30:17,312 RIPPER. 573 00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:26,980 AT FIRST IT WAS FUN, YOU KNOW? 574 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,479 THEY SEEMED LIKE THEY WERE IN THIS REALLY GOOD MOOD-- 575 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,438 NOT LIKE PARENTS-- AND THEN... 576 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:32,729 BADNESS? 577 00:30:32,729 --> 00:30:34,354 MOM STARTED BORROWING MY CLOTHES. 578 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:37,438 THERE SHOULD BE AN AGE LIMIT ON LYCRA PANTS. 579 00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:40,396 AND DAD, HE JUST LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM WITH OLD COPIES OF ESQUIRE. 580 00:30:40,396 --> 00:30:42,479 I DON'T GET THIS. 581 00:30:42,479 --> 00:30:45,688 THE CANDY'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL IMMATURE AND STUFF, 582 00:30:45,688 --> 00:30:48,563 BUT I'VE HAD A TON, AND I DON'T FEEL ANY DIF-- 583 00:30:48,563 --> 00:30:50,146 NEVER MIND. 584 00:30:50,146 --> 00:30:52,563 I'LL TAKE THAT ONE. 585 00:31:03,146 --> 00:31:04,896 Cordelia: YOU WANT TO SWAP? 586 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,354 WHAT? SWAP? 587 00:31:06,354 --> 00:31:09,229 YOU WANT TO SWAP? THIS BOOK IS REALLY THICK, 588 00:31:09,229 --> 00:31:11,521 AND I'M NOT SURE IT'S IN ENGLISH. 589 00:31:41,563 --> 00:31:43,688 [PANTING] WHERE-- BLOODY HELL! 590 00:31:43,688 --> 00:31:47,104 THAT'S WHAT SMOKING WILL DO TO YOU. NOW BE QUIET. 591 00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:48,980 WELL...WHERE'D THE BASTARD GO? 592 00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:50,271 SHH! 593 00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:58,563 WHAT? 594 00:32:05,521 --> 00:32:09,021 LOOK...A BOX FULL OF FARM-FRESH CHICKEN. 595 00:32:13,146 --> 00:32:15,396 DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY'RE OK? 596 00:32:15,396 --> 00:32:16,563 MM-HMM. 597 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,604 SO... 598 00:32:21,604 --> 00:32:24,187 ARE YOU TWO KINDA... 599 00:32:24,187 --> 00:32:25,563 LIKE, UM... 600 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,271 GOING STEADY? 601 00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:32,104 [SIGHS] 602 00:32:38,688 --> 00:32:40,771 SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING? 603 00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:43,479 WE'RE PRETTY MUCH IN A TALK-OR-BLEED SITUATION. YOUR CALL. 604 00:32:43,479 --> 00:32:44,980 HIT HIM. 605 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,229 I--I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT 606 00:32:47,229 --> 00:32:49,104 THAT THIS WASN'T MY IDEA. 607 00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:50,479 MEANING...? 608 00:32:50,479 --> 00:32:52,938 I'M SUBCONTRACTING. IT'S TRICK YOU WANT. 609 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:56,187 I'M JUST HELPING HIM COLLECT A TRIBUTE... 610 00:32:56,187 --> 00:32:57,688 FOR A DEMON. 611 00:32:57,688 --> 00:32:59,021 HE'S LYING. HIT HIM! 612 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:00,855 I DON'T THINK HE IS, AND SHUT UP. 613 00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,230 YOU'RE MY SLAYER. GO KNOCK HIS TEETH DOWN HIS-- 614 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,104 GILES! 615 00:33:05,521 --> 00:33:07,312 WHAT DEMON? 616 00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:09,062 I DON'T REMEMBER. 617 00:33:09,062 --> 00:33:10,229 OOH! 618 00:33:10,229 --> 00:33:11,312 YES! 619 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,646 LURCONIS. DEMON NAMED LURCONIS. 620 00:33:15,646 --> 00:33:19,896 THEY WANTED A WAY TO GET THE TRIBUTE AWAY FROM PEOPLE. 621 00:33:19,896 --> 00:33:22,062 SO YOU'RE JUST DIVERSION-GUY? 622 00:33:22,062 --> 00:33:25,396 MORE THAN A DIVERSION. THEY SAID THE TRIBUTE WAS BIG, 623 00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:28,271 SO BIG THAT PEOPLE WOULD NEVER LET THEM TAKE IT. 624 00:33:28,271 --> 00:33:30,771 PEOPLE... HAD TO BE OUT-OF-IT. 625 00:33:30,771 --> 00:33:34,187 AND LATER ON, WHEN THE CANDY WORE OFF, THEY'D BLAME THEMSELVES. 626 00:33:34,187 --> 00:33:37,479 HENCE, LAND OF THE IRRESPONSIBLE. SO, WHERE'S TRICK? 627 00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:39,813 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY. 628 00:33:39,813 --> 00:33:41,563 GO ON. HIT HIM AGAIN. 629 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,646 NO! I-I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW. DELIVERING THE TRIBUTE. 630 00:33:44,646 --> 00:33:48,312 WHICH BRINGS US TO THE BONUS QUESTION, AND BELIEVE ME 631 00:33:48,312 --> 00:33:52,563 WHEN I SAY A WRONG ANSWER WILL COST YOU ALL YOUR POINTS. 632 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:54,855 WHAT'S THE TRIBUTE? 633 00:33:54,855 --> 00:33:56,438 [TELEVISION PLAYING, PHONES RINGING] 634 00:33:56,438 --> 00:33:57,646 [BEEPING] 635 00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:15,521 [BABIES CRYING] 636 00:34:41,021 --> 00:34:43,688 RIGHT. OW. LURCONIS. 637 00:34:43,688 --> 00:34:46,354 LURCONIS--A DEMON. WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 638 00:34:46,354 --> 00:34:49,271 Buffy: SEE IF IT SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT A TRIBUTE. 639 00:34:49,271 --> 00:34:50,604 A TRIBUTE? LIKE WHAT? 640 00:34:50,604 --> 00:34:55,104 I DON'T KNOW. MY SOURCE IS ALL TAPPED OUT. 641 00:34:55,104 --> 00:34:57,896 SHE WHUPPED YOU GOOD, HUH? 642 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:58,938 YAH! WAH! 643 00:35:00,021 --> 00:35:01,563 I CAN DO THAT. 644 00:35:01,563 --> 00:35:04,604 I TOOK TAE KWON DO AT THE Y. 645 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,104 [GRUNTING] 646 00:35:10,646 --> 00:35:14,271 Buffy: NO, NO. IT'S DEFINITELY A DEMON. 647 00:35:14,271 --> 00:35:15,688 A BIG ONE. 648 00:35:20,771 --> 00:35:22,521 I WOULDN'T. 649 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,521 GILES, GIVE ME THE GUN. 650 00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:29,521 GILES... 651 00:35:29,521 --> 00:35:31,146 NOW. 652 00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:37,396 UH, IT'S WILLOW. SHE WANTS YOU REAL BAD. 653 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,813 UH-HUH? 654 00:35:38,813 --> 00:35:40,855 OK, OZ JUST FOUND IT. 655 00:35:40,855 --> 00:35:44,271 THE TRIBUTE TO LURCONIS IS MADE EVERY 30 YEARS. 656 00:35:44,271 --> 00:35:46,604 IT'S A RITUAL FEEDING. 657 00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:50,646 AND THIS ONE'S LATE, SO IT'S PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, A BIG MEAL. 658 00:35:50,646 --> 00:35:54,646 OH, AND...OH. 659 00:35:54,646 --> 00:35:56,688 LURCONIS EATS BABIES. 660 00:35:59,271 --> 00:36:00,187 COME ON. 661 00:36:00,187 --> 00:36:01,896 WHAT ABOUT THAT MAN? 662 00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:04,396 SEE IF YOU GUYS CAN FIND SOMETHING TO TIE HIM UP WITH. 663 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:05,604 UM-- 664 00:36:10,604 --> 00:36:12,646 NEVER TELL ME. 665 00:36:21,187 --> 00:36:23,688 SOMETHING'S GONNA EAT THOSE BABIES? 666 00:36:25,271 --> 00:36:27,563 I THINK THAT IS SO WRONG. 667 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:30,688 SHE SAYS SHE NEVER SAW WHO TOOK THEM. 668 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,354 DOZY COW. 669 00:36:32,354 --> 00:36:34,104 I KNOW WHO TOOK THEM. 670 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:35,855 THEN LET'S DO SOMETHING. 671 00:36:35,855 --> 00:36:38,479 LET'S FIND THE DEMON AND KICK THE CRAP OUT OF IT. 672 00:36:38,479 --> 00:36:40,438 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 673 00:36:40,438 --> 00:36:43,146 YEAH, IF WE KNEW WHERE THEY WERE. 674 00:36:43,146 --> 00:36:46,563 "LURCONIS DWELLS BENEATH THE CITY, FILTH TO FILTH." 675 00:36:46,563 --> 00:36:47,771 WHAT? 676 00:36:47,771 --> 00:36:49,896 OOH...I KNOW THIS. 677 00:36:49,896 --> 00:36:52,563 UH...I KNEW THIS. 678 00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:56,479 "LURCONIS" MEANS... 679 00:36:56,479 --> 00:36:58,479 "GLUTTON." 680 00:36:58,479 --> 00:37:00,146 AND WE'LL FIND IT... 681 00:37:01,604 --> 00:37:03,187 IN THE SEWERS. 682 00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:04,354 THE SEWERS? 683 00:37:04,354 --> 00:37:05,521 UH, GOOD. 684 00:37:05,521 --> 00:37:07,771 YOU GO DO THAT THING WITH THE DEMON, 685 00:37:07,771 --> 00:37:10,104 AND I'LL STAY HERE IN CASE THE BABIES, YOU KNOW, UH... 686 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,771 FIND THEIR WAY BACK. 687 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,187 THE BABIES MUST BE SO SCARED. 688 00:37:14,187 --> 00:37:15,688 YOU FILTHY LITTLE PONCE. 689 00:37:15,688 --> 00:37:17,813 ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE DEMON? 690 00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:20,396 IF YOU WANT TO SPLASH AROUND IN THE POO, YOU'RE THE FILTHY ONE! 691 00:37:20,396 --> 00:37:22,771 YOU KNOW WHAT? EVERYBODY JUST STOP IT. 692 00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:25,104 OK, LISTEN TO ME. 693 00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:28,354 I NEED HELP, OK? GILES, I NEED GROWN-UPS. 694 00:37:28,354 --> 00:37:30,688 THESE CHILDREN ARE GONNA DIE 695 00:37:30,688 --> 00:37:33,354 IF WE DON'T ACT NOW, OK, AND THINK CLEARLY. 696 00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:36,771 THERE IS NO ROOM FOR MISTAKES. 697 00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:40,354 BESIDES WHICH...YOU GUYS ARE JUST WIGGING ME OUT. 698 00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:43,479 Giles: SORRY. 699 00:37:43,479 --> 00:37:45,354 WE'LL BEHAVE. 700 00:37:45,354 --> 00:37:46,521 Buffy: GOOD. 701 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:48,438 SNYDER, GO HOME. 702 00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:51,479 I CAN DO THAT. 703 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:53,396 GILES, WE'RE GOING TO THE SEWERS. 704 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,688 AND DON'T DO THAT! 705 00:38:01,688 --> 00:38:03,479 [CHANTING IN LATIN] 706 00:38:06,188 --> 00:38:07,271 [BABIES CRYING] 707 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:26,729 COME ON, BIG GUY. 708 00:38:26,729 --> 00:38:29,688 THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY FRESHER. 709 00:38:29,688 --> 00:38:30,938 [BABY CRYING] 710 00:38:38,688 --> 00:38:40,479 CAROL. HI. YEAH. 711 00:38:40,479 --> 00:38:44,563 CALL DAVE ON THE PUBLIC WORKS COMMITTEE TOMORROW 712 00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:46,604 ABOUT SEWER MAINTENANCE AND REPAIR. 713 00:38:46,604 --> 00:38:49,438 I HAVE SOME CONCERNS REGARDING EXPOSED GAS PIPES, 714 00:38:49,438 --> 00:38:51,229 INFRASTRUCTURE, VENTILATION. 715 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:54,230 AND, UH... CANCEL MY 3:00. 716 00:39:02,271 --> 00:39:03,521 HI. 717 00:39:31,312 --> 00:39:32,396 AAH! 718 00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:35,438 AAH! 719 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:41,896 [RUMBLING] 720 00:39:52,604 --> 00:39:54,563 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 721 00:40:01,438 --> 00:40:03,187 LURCONIS, I'M THINKING. 722 00:40:03,187 --> 00:40:06,479 ORDINARILY, I LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TO DO MY FIGHTING FOR ME, 723 00:40:06,479 --> 00:40:08,396 BUT I JUST GOTTA SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 724 00:40:08,396 --> 00:40:10,896 JUST TELL ME WHEN IT HURTS. 725 00:40:10,896 --> 00:40:12,396 COME ON, BABY. 726 00:40:13,396 --> 00:40:14,980 GILES, NO! 727 00:40:17,312 --> 00:40:18,396 AAH! 728 00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,855 [RUMBLING] 729 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:30,479 [GAS HISSES] 730 00:40:43,187 --> 00:40:44,521 YOU AND ME, GIRL... 731 00:40:44,521 --> 00:40:46,980 THERE'S HARD TIMES AHEAD. 732 00:40:48,688 --> 00:40:50,396 THEY NEVER JUST LEAVE. 733 00:40:50,396 --> 00:40:52,062 ALWAYS GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. 734 00:40:55,896 --> 00:40:58,438 CAN WE GO HOME NOW? 735 00:40:58,438 --> 00:41:00,521 YEAH, WE CAN GO HOME. 736 00:41:00,521 --> 00:41:02,688 I'VE GOT THE S.A.T.s TOMORROW. 737 00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:05,521 OH, BLOW THEM OFF. I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE. 738 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:10,271 NO...IT'S OK. 739 00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:13,021 POOR BABIES. COME HERE. 740 00:41:14,688 --> 00:41:16,771 AND YOUR FRIEND? 741 00:41:16,771 --> 00:41:18,479 PAID HIM. 742 00:41:18,479 --> 00:41:22,438 THE MAN DID HIS JOB. NO REASON TO BURN THAT BRIDGE. 743 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,062 THIS DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY I HAD PLANNED. 744 00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:27,146 WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE? 745 00:41:27,146 --> 00:41:30,396 YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF ONE LESS DEMON YOU HAVE TO PAY TRIBUTE TO. 746 00:41:30,396 --> 00:41:33,438 THE WAY I SEE IT, I DID YOU A FAVOR. 747 00:41:33,438 --> 00:41:34,729 I GUESS YOU DID. 748 00:41:36,938 --> 00:41:38,813 IN THE FUTURE... 749 00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:42,896 I'D BE VERY CAREFUL HOW MANY FAVORS YOU DO FOR ME. 750 00:41:51,563 --> 00:41:54,980 [BELL RINGS] 751 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,855 HEY, SNYDER. HEARD YOU HAD SOME FUN FRIDAY NIGHT. 752 00:41:57,855 --> 00:41:59,563 HAVE YOU COME DOWN YET? 753 00:41:59,563 --> 00:42:00,729 THAT'S PRINCIPAL SNYDER. 754 00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:02,771 AND THAT'S A BIG "YEP." 755 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,855 Snyder: YOU LOOK LIKE 4 YOUNG PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. 756 00:42:05,855 --> 00:42:07,187 NOT REALLY. 757 00:42:07,187 --> 00:42:09,312 BUSY LIKE A BEE, ACTUALLY. 758 00:42:09,312 --> 00:42:10,938 BEE-LIKE. 759 00:42:10,938 --> 00:42:14,771 GOOD. IT SEEMS WE HAD SOME VANDALISM FRIDAY 760 00:42:14,771 --> 00:42:17,855 ON SCHOOL PROPERTY, AND I WAS JUST LOOKING 761 00:42:17,855 --> 00:42:20,938 FOR SOME...VOLUNTEERS TO HELP CLEAN IT UP. 762 00:42:25,771 --> 00:42:29,146 "KISS ROCKS"? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KISS-- 763 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:31,729 OH, WAIT. I GET IT. 764 00:42:31,729 --> 00:42:33,729 LET'S GET YOU SOME PAINT REMOVER. 765 00:42:36,604 --> 00:42:39,646 Buffy: IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH. 766 00:42:39,646 --> 00:42:42,479 IT WAS LIKE NOTHING MADE SENSE ANYMORE. 767 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:45,896 THE THINGS THAT I THOUGHT I UNDERSTOOD WERE GONE. 768 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,187 I JUST FELT...SO ALONE. 769 00:42:48,187 --> 00:42:51,229 WAS THAT THE MATH OR THE VERBAL? 770 00:42:51,229 --> 00:42:53,146 MOSTLY THE MATH. 771 00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:57,646 WELL, IF YOU SCORED LOW, THEN YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THEM AGAIN. 772 00:42:57,646 --> 00:42:59,146 MORE S.A.T.s? 773 00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,855 UGH. WAS THERE REALLY A POINT? 774 00:43:00,855 --> 00:43:03,855 I COULD DIE BEFORE I EVEN APPLY TO COLLEGE. 775 00:43:03,855 --> 00:43:06,521 THEN IT VERY POSSIBLY MIGHT NOT. 776 00:43:06,521 --> 00:43:09,563 WELL, LET'S JUST KEEP HOPE ALIVE. 777 00:43:09,563 --> 00:43:10,813 HELLO. 778 00:43:10,813 --> 00:43:12,855 HI. 779 00:43:12,855 --> 00:43:16,438 I SAY, YOUR CAR SEEMS TO HAVE HAD AN ADVENTURE, DOESN'T IT? 780 00:43:16,438 --> 00:43:20,104 UH, BUFFY ASSURES ME THAT IT HAPPENED BATTLING EVIL, 781 00:43:20,104 --> 00:43:23,104 SO I'M LETTING HER PAY FOR IT ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. 782 00:43:23,104 --> 00:43:24,646 UH, HEY... 783 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,271 THE WAY THINGS WERE GOING, 784 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,271 BE GLAD THAT'S THE WORST THAT HAPPENED. 785 00:43:28,271 --> 00:43:30,021 AT LEAST I GOT TO THE TWO OF YOU 786 00:43:30,021 --> 00:43:32,604 BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING. 787 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,855 RIGHT. INDEED. 788 00:43:37,855 --> 00:43:39,855 Y-YES. 789 00:44:17,479 --> 00:44:19,230 GRR.. ARGH.