1 00:00:02,938 --> 00:00:04,688 CORDELIA: I THINK WE SHOULD GET A LIMO. 2 00:00:04,688 --> 00:00:07,688 A LIMO? A BIG, EXPENSIVE LIMO? 3 00:00:07,688 --> 00:00:09,062 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 4 00:00:09,062 --> 00:00:10,771 AND IT IS OUR LAST HOMECOMING DANCE, 5 00:00:10,771 --> 00:00:12,688 SO MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT. 6 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:15,062 YOU WANT TO TALK FUN? PUBLIC BUS. 7 00:00:15,062 --> 00:00:17,896 YOU MEET THE FUNNEST PEOPLE. BACK ME UP HERE, OZ. 8 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:20,688 IF IT'S A DOLLAR ISSUE, WE COULD ALL TAKE MY VAN. 9 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:24,521 VAN? THE HOMECOMING QUEEN DOESN'T GO TO THE DANCE IN A VAN. 10 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:26,062 USE YOUR HEAD. 11 00:00:26,062 --> 00:00:27,813 TECHNICALLY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ELECTED YET... 12 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:29,938 ALTHOUGH YOU CERTAINLY AND WITHOUT A DOUBT WILL BE. 13 00:00:29,938 --> 00:00:31,396 WHO ELSE LIKES A LIMO? 14 00:00:31,396 --> 00:00:33,021 A PRIVATE LIMO! 15 00:00:33,021 --> 00:00:34,938 IT IS PRETTY... CUDDLESOME. 16 00:00:34,938 --> 00:00:37,980 AND IF WE ALL SPLIT THE COST-- 17 00:00:39,062 --> 00:00:40,146 UM... MAYBE. 18 00:00:40,146 --> 00:00:42,479 YOU KNOW, IF I GO AND ALL. 19 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:45,312 WHY WOULDN'T YOU GO? YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR TICKETS. 20 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,187 UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A DA-AY OR TWO... 21 00:00:48,187 --> 00:00:49,896 TO THINK ABOUT IT. 22 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,187 WE SHOULD ALL THINK ABOUT IT. 23 00:00:52,187 --> 00:00:56,563 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? DID SCOTT NOT ASK HER TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE YET? 24 00:00:56,563 --> 00:00:59,980 THANKS, CORDELIA. HUMILIATION'S REALLY GOOD FOR MY COLOR. 25 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:02,271 OH, UM... WELL, NO. I JUST... 26 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,896 ASSUMED THAT YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS CORNY OR SOMETHING, 27 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:09,312 BUT I'M IN-- I MEAN, IF YOU ARE, IF YOU WANT TO. 28 00:01:09,312 --> 00:01:12,688 UH, SURE... I DO. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO. 29 00:01:12,688 --> 00:01:15,187 I DO IF YOU WANT TO. 30 00:01:15,187 --> 00:01:17,396 THE JUDGES WILL ACCEPT THAT AS A YES. 31 00:01:17,396 --> 00:01:20,688 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK? 32 00:01:20,688 --> 00:01:22,604 UM... NO, ACTUALLY. 33 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,521 UH... I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 34 00:01:24,521 --> 00:01:27,354 I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 35 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,896 BUT I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE DANCE. 36 00:01:29,896 --> 00:01:31,062 ME TOO. 37 00:01:36,271 --> 00:01:38,187 [Shivering And Moaning] 38 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,271 [Footsteps] 39 00:01:58,938 --> 00:02:00,187 IT'S JUST ME. 40 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,021 HERE. 41 00:02:15,646 --> 00:02:17,229 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 42 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:20,855 IT HURTS... 43 00:02:22,438 --> 00:02:23,813 LESS. 44 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,521 GOOD. 45 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:42,062 I HAVEN'T TOLD GILES AND THE OTHERS... 46 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,980 THAT YOU'RE BACK. 47 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,271 GILES-- 48 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:49,146 AND I'M NOT GOING TO. 49 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:55,312 THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE... BETTER. 50 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:58,604 AND I'M GONNA KEEP HELPING YOU GET BETTER. 51 00:03:00,271 --> 00:03:02,771 IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT NOW. 52 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:06,229 I'M A SENIOR. 53 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,021 I'M REALLY WORKING HARDER IN SCHOOL. 54 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:11,312 I'M EVEN THINKING ABOUT COLLEGE. 55 00:03:14,187 --> 00:03:16,604 AND I'M INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE. 56 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,646 HIS NAME IS SCOTT. 57 00:03:36,187 --> 00:03:38,521 HE'S A NICE, SOLID GUY. 58 00:03:40,646 --> 00:03:43,729 HE MAKES ME HAPPY... 59 00:03:43,729 --> 00:03:46,312 AND THAT'S WHAT I NEED-- 60 00:03:46,312 --> 00:03:48,312 SOMEONE I CAN COUNT ON. 61 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:53,271 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE. 62 00:03:55,146 --> 00:03:56,438 YOU DON'T? 63 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:02,271 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHERE WAS I? 64 00:04:02,271 --> 00:04:03,563 BUFFY, IT'S JUST... 65 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:08,021 BEFORE WE WERE GOING OUT, YOU-YOU SEEMED SO... 66 00:04:08,021 --> 00:04:10,229 FULL OF LIFE, LIKE A FORCE OF NATURE. 67 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:13,688 NOW YOU JUST SEEM DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME, AND-- 68 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,563 I'M GETTING BETTER. HONEST. 69 00:04:15,563 --> 00:04:17,563 IN FACT, FROM HERE ON, 70 00:04:17,563 --> 00:04:20,312 YOU ARE GONNA SEE A DRASTIC DISTRACTION REDUCTION. 71 00:04:22,855 --> 00:04:25,312 "DRASTIC DISTRACTION REDUCTION." 72 00:04:25,312 --> 00:04:28,146 TRY SAYING THAT 10 TIMES FAST. 73 00:04:28,146 --> 00:04:30,062 I'M REALLY SORRY. 74 00:05:38,021 --> 00:05:39,604 IS THAT HER? 75 00:05:41,604 --> 00:05:44,438 IN THE NUBILE FLESH, MY FRIEND. 76 00:05:47,104 --> 00:05:48,438 THAT'S THE TARGET. 77 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:51,021 WOMAN: THE MAYOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 78 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:58,146 I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR. 79 00:06:58,146 --> 00:06:59,729 I'M NOT BOTHERED, ALLAN. 80 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,896 WELL, I'M NOT SURE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS, 81 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,229 BUT THEY WERE SPOTTED IN TOWN THREE DAYS AGO. 82 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:08,188 I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED. 83 00:07:08,188 --> 00:07:10,855 FREDERICK AND HANS GRUENSTAHLER-- 84 00:07:10,855 --> 00:07:13,479 WANTED IN GERMANY FOR CAPITAL MURDER, 85 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:17,230 TERRORISM, THE BOMBING OF FLIGHT 1402-- 86 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,062 I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT TO YOUR ATTENTION SOONER, 87 00:07:19,062 --> 00:07:22,146 BUT I'D-I'D WANTED TO CONFIRM-- 88 00:07:23,813 --> 00:07:26,354 WOULD YOU SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PLEASE? 89 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:27,521 SIR? 90 00:07:28,688 --> 00:07:30,187 YOUR HANDS. 91 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:40,229 I THINK THEY COULD BE CLEANER. 92 00:07:40,229 --> 00:07:43,438 OF COURSE, SIR. I MEAN, I WASHED THEM, BUT-- 93 00:07:45,187 --> 00:07:48,021 AFTER EVERY MEAL AND UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS. 94 00:07:48,021 --> 00:07:51,896 DIRT GETS TRAPPED THERE AND GERMS AND MAYONNAISE. 95 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:53,646 MY DEAR MOTHER SAID, 96 00:07:53,646 --> 00:07:57,187 "CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS," AND I BELIEVED HER. 97 00:07:57,187 --> 00:07:59,604 SHE NEVER CAUGHT A COLD. 98 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:03,104 I'D LIKE THESE TWO TO BE PUT UNDER SURVEILLANCE, 99 00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:07,187 AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OTHER COLORFUL CHARACTERS HAVE COME TO TOWN. 100 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,104 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 101 00:08:09,104 --> 00:08:11,187 YOU HAVE ALL MY FAITH. 102 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:35,479 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME PICK AN OUTFIT. 103 00:08:35,479 --> 00:08:38,604 I WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING THAT MAKES OZ GO, "OH." 104 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:41,229 NO PROBLEM. I GOT THE TUX GOIN' ON. 105 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,187 I'M GONNA LOOK HOT IF IT EVEN REMOTELY FITS. 106 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:45,104 WHATCHA DOIN'? 107 00:08:45,104 --> 00:08:49,146 CHECKING OUT THE-- I LAUGHINGLY USE THE PHRASE-- COMPETITION. 108 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:52,021 HOLLY CHARLESTON-- NICE GIRL, BRAIN DEAD, 109 00:08:52,021 --> 00:08:53,187 DOESN'T HAVE A PRAYER. 110 00:08:53,187 --> 00:08:55,229 MICHELLE BLAKE-- OPEN TO ALL MANKIND, 111 00:08:55,229 --> 00:08:58,938 ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH A LETTERMAN'S JACKET AND A CAR. 112 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,146 SHE COULD GIVE ME A RUN. 113 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:03,438 WHERE'S BUFFY? SHE'S GONNA MISS THE YEARBOOK PICTURES. 114 00:09:03,438 --> 00:09:06,855 BUFFY AND FAITH ARE IN THE LIBRARY GETTING ALL SWEATY. 115 00:09:06,855 --> 00:09:08,229 THEY'RE TRAINING. 116 00:09:08,229 --> 00:09:09,855 I STAND BY MY PHRASE. 117 00:09:09,855 --> 00:09:11,813 I DON'T THINK SHE WAS HERE THE DAY THEY ANNOUNCED THEM. 118 00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:13,229 DID ANYBODY TELL HER? 119 00:09:13,229 --> 00:09:14,813 I'LL TELL HER NOW. I HAVE TO GO 120 00:09:14,813 --> 00:09:16,688 TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE FOR AN ICE PACK ANYWAY. 121 00:09:16,688 --> 00:09:17,604 DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 122 00:09:17,604 --> 00:09:18,813 NO, SILLY. 123 00:09:18,813 --> 00:09:21,146 IT SHRINKS THE PORES. 124 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:22,563 [Grunting] 125 00:09:26,271 --> 00:09:30,229 MAN! GUYS SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU MORE OFTEN. 126 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:31,813 GEE. THANK YOU. 127 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:34,187 I MEAN IT. YOU REALLY GOT SOME QUALITY RAGE GOING. 128 00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,813 REALLY GIVES YOU AN EDGE. 129 00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:37,521 EDGE-GIRL. 130 00:09:37,521 --> 00:09:39,646 JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. 131 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,521 WELL, SCREW HIM, ALL RIGHT? 132 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:44,896 YOU MOVE ON, AND... YOU PARTY HEAVILY, AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 133 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,229 YOU'RE STILL GOING TO THAT DANCE, RIGHT? 134 00:09:46,229 --> 00:09:48,021 MAYBE. 135 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,771 YOU GOT THE TIX ALREADY. WHY DON'T WE GO TOGETHER? 136 00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:52,813 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 137 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:55,021 COME ON. WE'LL FIND A COUPLE STUDS, WE'LL USE THEM AND... 138 00:09:55,021 --> 00:09:56,229 DISCARD THEM. 139 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,396 THAT'S ALWAYS FUN. 140 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,312 OK, I'M IN. 141 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:01,813 NOT THE STUD-USING PART, THOUGH. 142 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:03,688 OR... PROBABLY NOT. 143 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,938 UH, BOBBY, MASHAD. 144 00:10:09,938 --> 00:10:12,729 YOU DON'T PHONE, YOU DON'T WRITE. 145 00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,271 WHERE'S THE LOVE? 146 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:23,938 MISS MORAN? HI. 147 00:10:23,938 --> 00:10:26,771 I'M SO GLAD THAT I RAN INTO YOU. 148 00:10:26,771 --> 00:10:29,312 I HAD THIS LITTLE INCIDENT LAST YEAR... 149 00:10:29,312 --> 00:10:31,479 OF GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, 150 00:10:31,479 --> 00:10:33,229 AND I'M BACK NOW, THOUGH. 151 00:10:33,229 --> 00:10:35,229 I'VE DONE ALL OF MY MAKEUP TESTS, 152 00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:38,438 BUT I STILL NEED ONE WRITTEN RECOMMENDATION FROM A TEACHER-- 153 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,729 I THINK THE WORD THAT PRINCIPAL SNYDER USED WAS "GLOWING--" 154 00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:45,229 TO PUT IN MY FILE SO I CAN PROVE THAT I BELONG HERE. 155 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,813 AND YOU ARE-- 156 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,354 BUFFY. 157 00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:51,688 B-BUFFY SUMMERS. THIRD ROW. 158 00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:53,729 I SAT BY THE WINDOW. 159 00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:55,646 YOUR CLASS-- CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN HEROES... 160 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:58,062 FROM AMELIA EARHART TO MAYA ANGELOU. 161 00:10:58,062 --> 00:11:00,396 THE CLASS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE. 162 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:02,855 WERE YOU ABSENT A LOT, UM-- 163 00:11:02,855 --> 00:11:04,229 BUFFY. 164 00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:12,438 CORDELIA: HI. I HOPE YOU'LL CONSIDER ME FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN. 165 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,813 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 166 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:20,438 MY FAVORITE TEACHER, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I WAS. 167 00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:22,354 I'M LIKE A NONPERSON. 168 00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:25,312 AM I INVISIBLE? CAN YOU SEE ME? 169 00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:27,438 BIG AS LIFE. 170 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:30,563 AT HEMERY, I WAS PROM PRINCESS, I WAS FIESTA QUEEN, 171 00:11:30,563 --> 00:11:33,146 I WAS ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD. 172 00:11:33,146 --> 00:11:36,354 THE YEARBOOK WAS, LIKE, A STORY OF ME. 173 00:11:36,354 --> 00:11:38,896 NOW IT'S SENIOR YEAR, AND I'M GOING TO BE ONE CRAPPY PICTURE... 174 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,521 ON 1/8 OF ONE CRAPPY PAGE. 175 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:43,896 UH, NO, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT. 176 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:45,521 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 177 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,438 WELL, YOU MISSED THE PICTURE-TAKING. 178 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:49,813 WHEN? WHY? 179 00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:51,938 OZ: WE DID THEM YESTERDAY. 180 00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:53,688 WILLOW: DIDN'T CORDELIA TELL YOU? 181 00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:57,312 THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 182 00:11:57,312 --> 00:11:59,896 BUFFY, YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT OUTFIT. 183 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,438 I'M NOT VOTING FOR YOU. 184 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:03,396 THEN MAKE IT SNAPPY. 185 00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:06,230 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE DOING THE YEARBOOK PICTURES? 186 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:09,062 DIDN'T I? OH, I GUESS I FORGOT. WHAT'S THE BIG? 187 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,813 IT'S JUST... YOU COULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE... 188 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:13,521 FOR 30 SECONDS, THAT'S ALL. 189 00:12:13,521 --> 00:12:16,021 HEY, I AM UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE HERE. 190 00:12:16,021 --> 00:12:18,563 OH, YEAH, CAMPAIGNING. ROUGH GIG. 191 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,312 WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 192 00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:22,563 JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE GUACAMOLE QUEEN WHEN YOU WERE THREE... 193 00:12:22,563 --> 00:12:24,855 DOESN'T MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS. 194 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:28,354 OBVIOUSLY, IT INVOLVES HANDING OUT ENTIRELY LAME FLYERS. 195 00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:30,896 NO. IT INVOLVES BEING PART OF THIS SCHOOL... 196 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,438 AND HAVING ACTUAL FRIENDS. 197 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,438 NOW, IF IT WAS ABOUT MONSTERS, BLOOD, AND INNARDS, 198 00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:38,563 THEN YOU'D BE A SHOO-IN. 199 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:42,104 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WIN THE CROWN. 200 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:43,521 YOU WOULD? 201 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:44,688 [Sighs] 202 00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:47,980 THEN YOU WILL. 203 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:50,271 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 204 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,729 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 205 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:56,062 I'M GONNA RUN FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN, AND I'M GOING TO WIN. 206 00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:58,521 THIS IS STARTING TO BE SAD. 207 00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:01,938 SORRY, CORDY, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. 208 00:13:01,938 --> 00:13:03,688 WHAT? THE SLAYER? 209 00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:06,229 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SLAYER. 210 00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:07,646 I'M TALKING ABOUT BUFFY. 211 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:11,271 YOU'VE AWAKENED THE PROM QUEEN WITHIN, 212 00:13:11,271 --> 00:13:13,646 AND THAT CROWN IS GOING TO BE MINE. 213 00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:16,855 MAN: COMPETITION. 214 00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:20,729 COMPETITION IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. 215 00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:23,312 IT MAKES US STRIVE. 216 00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:26,146 IT... MAKES US ACCOMPLISH. 217 00:13:26,146 --> 00:13:28,146 OCCASIONALLY, IT MAKES US KILL. 218 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:31,271 WE ALL HAVE THE DESIRE TO WIN, 219 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,563 WHETHER WE'RE HUMAN... 220 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,563 VAMPIRE... 221 00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:39,729 AND WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, MY BROTHER. 222 00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:41,896 YOU GOT THEM SPINY-LOOKING HEAD THINGS. 223 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,813 I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. 224 00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:46,771 I AM KULAK OF THE MIQUOT CLAN. 225 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:49,521 ISN'T THAT NICE. 226 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:53,479 POINT IS, YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR THE SAME REASON. 227 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:56,479 IT SURE AIN'T NO PHILOSOPHY CLASS NOW, IS IT? 228 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,563 MR. GORCH, MY ACCOUNT STATEMENT SAYS... 229 00:13:58,563 --> 00:14:00,896 THAT YOUR DEPOSIT HAS NOT YET BEEN MADE. 230 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,438 ME AND CANDY... 231 00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:04,771 WE BLOWN OUR WHOLE HONEYMOON STASH... 232 00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:06,604 ON THIS LITTLE GAME HERE. 233 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,396 THEY'RE DIRTY. 234 00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:11,563 THEY'RE NONCONSECUTIVE. 235 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,479 THE GAMES WILL BEGIN IN A FEW DAYS' TIME. 236 00:14:17,479 --> 00:14:20,604 THE FIRST TARGET-- BUFFY-- YOU'VE ALL SEEN. 237 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:23,646 THE SECOND-- FAITH-- IS A LITTLE MORE ELUSIVE. 238 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:28,104 BUT THEY WILL BOTH BE TOGETHER AND READY FOR THE KILLING, 239 00:14:28,104 --> 00:14:32,187 AND THAT IS A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. 240 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:34,980 LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 241 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,729 SPINY-HEADED LOOKING CREATURES... 242 00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:42,646 WELCOME TO SLAYERFEST '98. 243 00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:54,146 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 244 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,729 NICE. 245 00:14:57,729 --> 00:15:00,187 IT'S MY FIRST BIG DANCE, YOU KNOW? 246 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:02,646 WHERE THERE'S A BOY AND A BAND... 247 00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,271 AND NOT JUST ME ALONE IN MY ROOM... 248 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,563 PRETENDING THAT THERE'S A BOY AND A BAND. 249 00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:10,229 I JUST WANT IT TO BE-- SPECIAL. 250 00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:13,021 THAT'S WHY I SPARED NO EXPENSE ON THE TUX. 251 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:16,563 THE TUX? I THOUGHT YOU BORROWED IT FROM YOUR COUSIN RIGBY. 252 00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:18,646 EXPENSE TO MY PRIDE, WIL. 253 00:15:18,646 --> 00:15:21,813 THEY'RE OUR ONLY RELATIONS WITH MONEY, AND THEY SHUN US... 254 00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,354 AS THEY SHOULD. 255 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,646 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 256 00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:31,604 NICE. 257 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,604 WHAT? 258 00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:42,229 I WAS JUST-- 259 00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,604 REMEMBER THE EIGHTH-GRADE COTILLION? 260 00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:46,646 YOU HAD THAT CLIP-ON. 261 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,479 I WAS PRETTY STYLIN' WITH THE CLIP-ON. 262 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:52,104 AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND IT'S HOMECOMING. 263 00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:53,980 WE SHOULD FACE IT, WIL. 264 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,938 YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE IN NEIGHBORING REST HOMES... 265 00:15:56,938 --> 00:15:59,146 WHILE I COME OVER SO YOU CAN ADJUST MY-- 266 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:01,312 MY, UH-- 267 00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:04,438 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT'S NOT REALLY GROSS. 268 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:11,062 SO, UH... YOU AND OZ. 269 00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:13,146 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 270 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,688 ARE WE ON FIRST, SECOND, OR, UH... 271 00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:18,479 "YE GODS?" 272 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:21,396 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, ALEXANDER HARRIS. 273 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,563 OHH... ROUNDING SECOND. 274 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,354 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 275 00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:27,646 WHAT ABOUT YOU AND CORDELIA? 276 00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:31,104 OH, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS CONQUESTS. 277 00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:34,354 OH, YEAH? WELL, SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A... 278 00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:38,855 GENTLEMAN? 279 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:42,813 I-- I KNOW. "NICE." 280 00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:46,354 I WAS GONNA GO WITH "GORGEOUS." 281 00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:49,688 REALLY? 282 00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,479 YOU TOO. 283 00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,521 IN-- IN A GUY WAY. 284 00:16:55,104 --> 00:16:57,438 OZ IS VERY LUCKY. 285 00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:02,604 SO IS CORDELIA... IN A GIRL WAY. 286 00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:06,521 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DANCE IN THIS. 287 00:17:06,521 --> 00:17:08,646 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DANCE. 288 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,729 COME ON. PIECE OF CAKE. 289 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:11,896 HERE. 290 00:17:13,729 --> 00:17:15,729 WELL, THAT SEEMS TO-- 291 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:24,312 YEAH. THIS SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. 292 00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:25,813 NO. 293 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,230 NO PROBLEM. 294 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,688 THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN! 295 00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:49,646 NO! I MEAN, IT DID, BUT IT DIDN'T. 296 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:52,855 BECAUSE I RESPECT YOU-- AND OZ-- AND I WOULD NEVER-- 297 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:56,855 I WOULD NEVER, EITHER. IT MUST BE THE CLOTHES. IT'S A FLUKE. 298 00:17:56,855 --> 00:17:59,521 IT'S A CLOTHES FLUKE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. THERE'LL BE NO MORE FLUKING. 299 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:00,521 NOT EVER. 300 00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,604 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES. 301 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,855 RIGHT NOW. 302 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,062 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 303 00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:07,271 I DIDN'T-- ME, EITHER! 304 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,271 BUFFY: A CAMPAIGN IS LIKE A WAR. 305 00:18:09,271 --> 00:18:11,104 IT'S WON OR LOST IN THE TRENCHES. 306 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,229 HOLLY, MICHELLE, 307 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:14,230 AND OUR REAL COMPETITION, CORDELIA, 308 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,646 ALL HAVE BIG HEAD STARTS. 309 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,521 SPEAKING OF BIG HEADS, 310 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:20,688 IF I HAD A WATERMELON AS BIG AS CORDELIA'S, I'D BE RICH. 311 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,146 WAITS FOR LAUGH-- 312 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,604 OK, YOU'RE RIGHT. MAKING FUN OF THE COMPETITION... 313 00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:30,271 ONLY MAKES ME SEEM PETTY. 314 00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:32,646 NOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER POPULARITY CONTEST. 315 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:35,230 I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING... 316 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,146 THIS TIME, I'M NOT ACTUALLY POPULAR. 317 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,062 ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT EXACTLY UNPOPULAR. 318 00:18:39,062 --> 00:18:42,855 A LOT OF PEOPLE CAME TO MY WELCOME HOME PARTY. 319 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,312 BUT THEY WERE KILLED BY ZOMBIES. 320 00:18:44,312 --> 00:18:45,354 GOOD POINT. 321 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:46,855 OK, HERE'S THE PLAN. 322 00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:48,813 WILLOW, I NEED YOU TO MAKE A DATABASE. 323 00:18:48,813 --> 00:18:50,563 SEE WHO'S FOR US, 324 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,771 WHO'S ON THE FENCE, AND WHERE OUR REAL CRISIS AREAS ARE. 325 00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,312 OZ, YOU TAKE THE FRINGE-- MUSICIANS, 326 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:58,104 THOSE NOT NORMALLY INCLINED TO VOTE. 327 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,438 XANDER, WHAT-- 328 00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:02,771 UH, CORDELIA. OK, LOOK. 329 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,771 I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD, 330 00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:07,438 BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY WE ALL CAN'T GET ALONG... 331 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,438 DURING THIS CAMPAIGN TIME. 332 00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:11,062 I MEAN, WE'RE... 333 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,563 ALMOST FRIENDS, 334 00:19:12,563 --> 00:19:15,021 AND WE ARE ALL RIDING TOGETHER IN THE LIMO. 335 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,771 YEAH, GREAT. WILLOW, HOW'S THAT DATABASE COMING? 336 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:22,312 UH, IT'S... JUST ABOUT DONE. 337 00:19:22,312 --> 00:19:23,688 XANDER? 338 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:26,312 I GOT YOUR NEW FLYERS. 339 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:27,729 LET'S GET CRACKING. 340 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:33,396 SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 341 00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:38,938 IT'S JUST THAT... SHE NEEDS IT SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO. 342 00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:44,479 AS WILLOW GOES, SO GOES MY NATION. 343 00:19:44,479 --> 00:19:46,354 THANKS FOR WHAT YOU SAID, BUFFY. 344 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,354 I THINK WE'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT. DON'T YOU? 345 00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:06,312 SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF FUSS FOR ONE LITTLE TITLE. 346 00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:10,104 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T TRY YOUR BEST. 347 00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:13,438 AS LONG AS FUN IS STILL IN THE MIX. 348 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:14,980 SURE. 349 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,896 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE TAKES IT THAT SERIOUSLY. 350 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:32,896 ♪ WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE PRESIDENT ♪ 351 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:37,104 ♪ SUPERMAN OR CLARK KENT ♪ 352 00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:41,688 ♪ I DON'T WANNA WALK 'ROUND IN THEIR SHOES ♪ 353 00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:48,563 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIDE I'M ON ♪ 354 00:20:48,563 --> 00:20:52,438 ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY RIGHT FROM WRONG ♪ 355 00:20:52,438 --> 00:20:56,896 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO ♪ 356 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,479 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 357 00:21:02,479 --> 00:21:04,312 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪ 358 00:21:04,312 --> 00:21:05,604 [Roars] 359 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:10,312 ♪ I'LL BE THE RAIN ♪ 360 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,646 ♪ FALLING ON YOUR FIRE ESCAPE ♪ 361 00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:15,855 SORRY. HERE. 362 00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:18,896 ♪ I MAY NOT BE THE MAN YOU WANT ME TO ♪ 363 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,062 I HEARD YOU WERE DOING THIS. 364 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:24,062 UH... YEAH. IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME. 365 00:21:24,062 --> 00:21:25,646 IT'S SILLY, REALLY. 366 00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:27,062 I DON'T THINK SO. 367 00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:30,146 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, YOU HAVE MY VOTE. 368 00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:32,646 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL-- 369 00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:33,980 THANK YOU. 370 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:38,229 ♪ I DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU MAD ♪ 371 00:21:38,229 --> 00:21:42,396 ♪ I DON'T WANNA MEET YOUR DAD ♪ 372 00:21:42,396 --> 00:21:46,354 ♪ I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR DREAM-COME-TRUE ♪ 373 00:21:46,354 --> 00:21:49,271 [Inaudible] 374 00:21:49,271 --> 00:21:53,563 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW JUST WHAT I'VE FOUND ♪ 375 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:57,312 ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY SKY FROM GROUND ♪ 376 00:21:57,312 --> 00:22:01,688 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO ♪ 377 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:07,521 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 378 00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:09,729 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪♪ 379 00:22:19,479 --> 00:22:20,813 HEY. 380 00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:23,146 HI. HOW ARE YOU? YOU GOOD? YOU LOOK GOOD. 381 00:22:23,146 --> 00:22:25,896 ANYTHING NEW? HEY, DID I MENTION YOU LOOK GOOD? 382 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:28,229 WILLOW, IT'S OK THAT YOU'RE HELPING CORDELIA. 383 00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:31,896 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. I'M NOT GONNA HOLD IT AGAINST YOU. 384 00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:35,980 NO, I'M NOT A FRIEND. I'M A RABID DOG WHO SHOULD BE SHOT. 385 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:40,104 BUT THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE-- DARK, INCOMPREHENSIBLE FORCES. 386 00:22:40,104 --> 00:22:42,104 AND I'M SURE THEY'RE MORE IMPORTANT... 387 00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,271 THAN ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, 388 00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:47,521 OR... THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE. 389 00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:49,438 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 390 00:22:49,438 --> 00:22:52,104 FIFTEEN MINUTES ALONE ON YOUR COMPUTER WITH CORDELIA'S DATABASE. 391 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,438 OK. 392 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,187 GOOD. OOH! 393 00:22:55,187 --> 00:22:57,354 I SPOKE TO THE LIMO PEOPLE, AND WE'RE ALL SET. 394 00:22:57,354 --> 00:23:01,729 THEY'LL PICK UP FAITH, THEN ME, THEN SWING BY AND GET YOU GUYS. 395 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:06,271 NOW, WHAT'S YOUR DATABASE TELL YOU ABOUT MY WEAKNESSES? 396 00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,104 YOU KNOW, JONATHAN, 397 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:14,938 I'VE ALWAYS FELT A SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 398 00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:17,354 CORDELIA GAVE ME SIX BUCKS. 399 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,230 THAT BUYS A WHOLE LOT OF CUPCAKES. 400 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:21,813 ARE YOU KIDDING? 401 00:23:21,813 --> 00:23:25,312 I'VE BEEN DOING THE VULCAN DEATH GRIP SINCE I WAS FOUR. 402 00:23:25,312 --> 00:23:27,521 SO YOU REALLY ARE GIVING OUT MONEY, HUH? 403 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:29,187 IS THAT ANY MORE TACKY... 404 00:23:29,187 --> 00:23:32,688 THAN YOUR FAUX "I'M SHY BUT DEEP" CAMPAIGN POSTERS? 405 00:23:32,688 --> 00:23:34,479 YES. 406 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:37,729 THIS WHOLE TRYING TO BE LIKE ME REALLY ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. 407 00:23:37,729 --> 00:23:41,563 I WAS NEVER TRYING TO BE LIKE YOU, AND WHEN WAS IT FUNNY? 408 00:23:41,563 --> 00:23:44,604 I DON'T SEE WHY YOUR PATHETIC NEED TO RECAPTURE YOUR GLORY DAYS... 409 00:23:44,604 --> 00:23:46,771 GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SPLINTER MY VOTE. 410 00:23:46,771 --> 00:23:50,146 HOW CAN YOU THINK IT'S OK TO TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS? 411 00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:51,479 DO YOU HAVE PARENTS? 412 00:23:51,479 --> 00:23:54,187 YEAH. TWO OF THEM... UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. 413 00:23:54,187 --> 00:23:58,021 YOUR BRAIN ISN'T EVEN CONNECTED TO YOUR MOUTH, IS IT? 414 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:01,187 WHY DON'T YOU DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY? 415 00:24:01,187 --> 00:24:04,688 DON'T... EVER... DO THAT AGAIN. 416 00:24:04,688 --> 00:24:06,813 YOU'RE SICK, YOU KNOW THAT? 417 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,729 LET'S NOT SAY SOMETHING WE'LL REGRET LATER. 418 00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:10,396 YOU CRAZY FREAK! VAPID WHORE. 419 00:24:10,396 --> 00:24:11,813 LIKE THAT. 420 00:24:11,813 --> 00:24:14,187 CORDELIA: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 421 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:18,187 THIS IS JUST THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 422 00:24:18,187 --> 00:24:19,688 EVER! 423 00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,104 I KNOW. I KNOW. 424 00:24:21,104 --> 00:24:22,438 IT'S JUST... 425 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:25,187 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU NOW, 426 00:24:25,187 --> 00:24:27,187 IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 427 00:24:27,187 --> 00:24:30,062 I'M TALKING ABOUT BUFFY AND CORDELIA. 428 00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:31,646 ME TOO. 429 00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:34,938 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 430 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:36,729 THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT. 431 00:24:36,729 --> 00:24:39,146 HOW DO YOU GET FROM CHICK FIGHT TO OUR FAULT? 432 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:42,104 BECAUSE WE FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT THE FLUKE, 433 00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:44,604 WE OVERCOMPENSATED HELPING CORDELIA, 434 00:24:44,604 --> 00:24:46,938 AND WE SPUN THE WHOLE GROUP DYNAMIC OUT OF ORBIT, 435 00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:50,187 AND WE'RE JUST A BIG METEOR SHOWER HEADING FOR EARTH-- 436 00:24:50,187 --> 00:24:52,021 OK, CALM DOWN. 437 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:54,396 LET'S JUST PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND THINK OF SOMETHING. 438 00:24:54,396 --> 00:24:56,354 OK, ONE OF US HERE IS PRETTY DARN SMART, 439 00:24:56,354 --> 00:24:59,521 AND I AM... 440 00:24:59,521 --> 00:25:01,187 JUST IN HELL. 441 00:25:01,187 --> 00:25:04,146 I MEAN, I THOUGHT BEING A SENIOR AT LAST... 442 00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:08,271 AND HAVING A GIRLFRIEND AT LAST WOULD BE A GOOD THING. 443 00:25:08,271 --> 00:25:11,104 WHY WOULDN'T THAT BE A GOOD THING? 444 00:25:11,104 --> 00:25:13,146 WHAT? 445 00:25:13,146 --> 00:25:15,646 SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE FALLING TO PIECES, 446 00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:18,896 YOUR MOUTH-- IT JUST DOES THE SWEETEST THING. 447 00:25:23,312 --> 00:25:25,146 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 448 00:25:25,146 --> 00:25:28,229 WE JUST HAVE TO GET THE TWO OF THEM COMMUNICATING. 449 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,438 I'M TALKING ABOUT US. 450 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:51,312 [Door Slams] 451 00:25:51,312 --> 00:25:53,229 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 452 00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:54,938 WHERE'S FAITH? 453 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:01,146 "DEAR CORDELIA AND BUFFY, 454 00:26:01,146 --> 00:26:03,187 "WE WON'T BE RIDING TO THE DANCE WITH YOU. 455 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,563 "WE WANT YOU TO WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS... 456 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,229 "BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE MORE IMPORTANT... 457 00:26:07,229 --> 00:26:08,688 "THAN WHO WINS HOMECOMING QUEEN. 458 00:26:08,688 --> 00:26:10,271 "YOUR FRIENDS. 459 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:13,771 P.S. THE LIMO WAS NOT CHEAP. WORK IT OUT." 460 00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:18,521 WELL-- 461 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:23,187 THEY BOUGHT US CORSAGES? 462 00:26:23,187 --> 00:26:24,813 I TOOK THE ORCHID. 463 00:26:26,271 --> 00:26:28,229 OK. 464 00:26:42,771 --> 00:26:45,396 CORDELIA: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 465 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,021 I'M NOT MAKING A BIG DEAL. 466 00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:51,229 YOU WANTED THE ORCHID, YOU GOT THE ORCHID. 467 00:26:51,229 --> 00:26:54,062 IT GOES WITH MY COMPLEXION BETTER. 468 00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:56,438 IT DOES HAVE THAT SALLOW TINT. 469 00:26:59,146 --> 00:27:01,021 FINALLY WE'RE HERE. 470 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,354 [Driver's Door Closes] 471 00:27:11,187 --> 00:27:13,312 WHAT IS THIS? 472 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:17,563 OK, GUYS, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE GAMES! 473 00:27:17,563 --> 00:27:20,354 WHAT'S MASSIVELY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 474 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,271 HELLO, LADIES. 475 00:27:29,271 --> 00:27:31,271 WELCOME TO SLAYERFEST '98. 476 00:27:31,271 --> 00:27:34,104 WHAT IS A SLAYERFEST, YOU ASK? 477 00:27:34,104 --> 00:27:36,021 WELL, AS IN MOST OF LIFE, 478 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,396 THERE'S THE HUNTERS AND THE HUNTED. 479 00:27:38,396 --> 00:27:41,312 CAN YOU GUESS WHERE YOU TWO FALL? 480 00:27:41,312 --> 00:27:45,396 FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS TAPE, YOU HAVE EXACTLY 30 SECONDS-- 481 00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:48,104 NO, THAT'S 17 NOW-- 482 00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:51,354 TO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. 483 00:27:51,354 --> 00:27:52,354 FAITH... 484 00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:53,980 BUFFY... 485 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:55,980 HAVE A NICE DEATH. 486 00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:03,354 HELLO! HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE? 487 00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:06,187 SHE'S A SLAYER. I'M A HOMECOMING QUEEN. 488 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,521 [Gunshot] 489 00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:08,688 [Gasps] 490 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,271 ♪ SHE FLIES FROM A BLINDING LIGHT ♪ 491 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:26,354 ♪ AND SPIRALS TO MY HEART ♪ 492 00:28:26,354 --> 00:28:28,021 ♪ I TRY TO FIND-- ♪♪ 493 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:31,312 WHAT ARE YOU TWO SO MOPEY ABOUT? 494 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:33,229 WE'RE NOT MOPEY. WE'RE GROOVIN'. 495 00:28:33,229 --> 00:28:35,146 ON OZ'S BAND. 496 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,062 HE'S A GREAT GUY, OZ. 497 00:28:37,062 --> 00:28:40,021 HE WROTE THIS SONG FOR ME. 498 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,062 SLEAZEBAG! 499 00:28:48,521 --> 00:28:51,479 WE HAVE TO FIND BUFFY. SOMETHING TERRIBLE'S HAPPENED. 500 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,896 JUST KIDDING. THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A SCARE. 501 00:28:54,938 --> 00:28:56,980 ARE THOSE FINGER SANDWICHES? 502 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,188 I HAVE AN IDEA. 503 00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:11,021 WE TALK TO THESE PEOPLE, 504 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,813 WE EXPLAIN THAT I'M NOT A SLAYER AND THEY LET ME GO. 505 00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:14,896 LOOK OUT! 506 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:17,729 GET DOWN! 507 00:29:25,855 --> 00:29:27,646 THAT'S GOTTA SMART. 508 00:29:27,646 --> 00:29:31,146 NOW, I CAN LET YOU OUT OF THAT, OR I CAN PUT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD. 509 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:35,271 HOW MANY ARE THERE IN THIS LITTLE GAME, AND WHAT ARE THEY PACKING? 510 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:37,438 THERE'S ME, 511 00:29:37,438 --> 00:29:41,062 TWO GERMANS WITH AR-15s AND GRENADE LAUNCHER... 512 00:29:41,062 --> 00:29:43,229 YELLOW-SKINNED DEMON WITH LONG KNIVES... 513 00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:46,021 VAMPIRE COUPLE FROM TEXAS NAMED GORCH. 514 00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:47,396 THAT EVERYBODY? 515 00:29:47,396 --> 00:29:48,563 EVERYBODY WHO'S OUT HERE. 516 00:29:48,563 --> 00:29:50,230 GERMANS ARE WIRED. 517 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:51,438 THEIR BOSS IS TRACKING THEM ON COMPUTER. 518 00:29:51,438 --> 00:29:53,604 NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS! 519 00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:58,104 COULD I ASK AN EENSY FAVOR? COULD YOU JUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I'M NOT-- 520 00:30:04,646 --> 00:30:07,354 SCOTT? THERE YOU ARE, HONEY. 521 00:30:07,354 --> 00:30:08,938 HEY, GOOD NEWS. 522 00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:10,604 THE DOCTOR SAYS THAT THE ITCHING AND THE SWELLING... 523 00:30:10,604 --> 00:30:12,146 AND THE BURNING SHOULD CLEAR UP, 524 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:14,146 BUT WE GOT TO KEEP USING THE OINTMENT. 525 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,563 HI. 526 00:30:17,062 --> 00:30:18,604 UH-- 527 00:30:24,187 --> 00:30:27,062 I SUSPECT THE FINGER FOOD CONTAINS... 528 00:30:27,062 --> 00:30:29,104 ACTUAL FINGERS. 529 00:30:29,104 --> 00:30:32,604 I THINK I'LL RETREAT TO THE LIBRARY UNTIL THE CORONATION. 530 00:30:32,604 --> 00:30:35,146 I WANT TO BE HERE WHEN BUFFY-- 531 00:30:35,146 --> 00:30:38,021 WELL, HOWEVER THE THING TURNS OUT FOR HER. 532 00:30:38,021 --> 00:30:41,312 AND THAT WAS A VERY FINE THING YOU TWO DID, 533 00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:44,229 PUTTING BUFFY AND CORDELIA TOGETHER. 534 00:30:48,354 --> 00:30:51,146 WE DID ONE FINE THING. 535 00:30:51,146 --> 00:30:53,646 YEAH. THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE. 536 00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:56,271 THEY MUST REALLY BE GETTING INTO IT. 537 00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:04,062 WE SHOULD BE SAFE IN HERE FOR A WHILE. 538 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:06,563 YOU NEED TO FIND A WEAPON. 539 00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:10,229 SAFE? I'M NOT SAFE. I'M GONNA DIE. 540 00:31:15,563 --> 00:31:18,729 YEAH, YOU ARE IF YOU JUST STAND THERE. 541 00:31:18,729 --> 00:31:21,729 I'M NEVER GONNA BE CROWNED HOMECOMING QUEEN. 542 00:31:21,729 --> 00:31:24,146 I'M NEVER GONNA GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 543 00:31:24,146 --> 00:31:27,146 I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW IF IT'S REAL BETWEEN ME AND XANDER, 544 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:30,062 OR IF IT'S JUST... SOME TEMPORARY INSANITY... 545 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:34,229 THAT MADE ME THINK... I LOVED HIM. 546 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:38,479 AND NOW I'M NEVER GONNA GET THE CHANCE TO TELL HIM. 547 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,312 YES, YOU ARE. 548 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,187 WE ARE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, 549 00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:43,771 AND WE ARE GONNA HEAD BACK TO THE LIBRARY, 550 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:45,312 WHERE GILES AND THE REST OF THE WEAPONS LIVE. 551 00:31:45,312 --> 00:31:47,271 THEN I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE REST OF THESE GUYS... 552 00:31:47,271 --> 00:31:49,021 JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO CONGRATULATE ME... 553 00:31:49,021 --> 00:31:52,729 ON MY SWEEPING VICTORY AS HOMECOMING QUEEN. 554 00:31:52,729 --> 00:31:55,312 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 555 00:31:55,312 --> 00:31:58,646 YOU THINK IF YOU GET ME MAD ENOUGH, I WON'T BE SO SCARED. 556 00:31:58,646 --> 00:32:00,229 AND, HEY... 557 00:32:00,229 --> 00:32:01,646 IT'S WORKING! 558 00:32:01,646 --> 00:32:03,646 WHERE'S A DAMN WEAPON? 559 00:32:07,187 --> 00:32:09,563 YOU REALLY LOVE XANDER? 560 00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:12,187 WELL, HE KIND OF GROWS ON YOU, LIKE... 561 00:32:12,187 --> 00:32:13,479 A CHIA PET. 562 00:32:15,312 --> 00:32:16,855 THAT'S IT? 563 00:32:16,855 --> 00:32:19,229 JUST THIS AND A TELEPHONE. 564 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,146 A TELEPHONE. 565 00:32:21,146 --> 00:32:23,396 AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT'D BE HELPFUL? 566 00:32:23,396 --> 00:32:26,604 NO, THIS IS BETTER FOR-- 567 00:32:26,604 --> 00:32:28,146 OH. 568 00:32:30,729 --> 00:32:34,354 YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHY DANIEL BOONE AND THAT IDIOT DEMON... 569 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,396 ARE CREATURES OF THE PAST... 570 00:32:36,396 --> 00:32:39,312 AND WHY I AM THE FUTURE. 571 00:32:39,312 --> 00:32:41,062 I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL. 572 00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,688 THEY'VE GOT A PHONE! 573 00:32:43,688 --> 00:32:47,688 IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE, GILES, GET HELP AND GET OUT HERE-- 574 00:32:47,688 --> 00:32:49,271 HELLO? 575 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:51,104 WHAT HAPPENED? 576 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:52,604 IT WENT DEAD. 577 00:32:57,521 --> 00:33:00,271 WANT ME TO CUT THAT LEG OFF? 578 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:01,729 NO, THANKS. 579 00:33:06,354 --> 00:33:09,187 OLD MAN: CONTINUE PROCEEDING SOUTH 90 METERS... 580 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:11,104 TO VECTOR THREE. 581 00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:23,354 BUFFY, ON ANSWERING MACHINE: GILES, IT'S ME... AND CORDELIA. 582 00:33:23,354 --> 00:33:26,646 WE'RE IN A CABIN IN MILLER'S WOODS, AND WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 583 00:33:28,938 --> 00:33:31,354 WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOU, 584 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:33,604 IT ALWAYS ENDS IN VIOLENCE AND TERROR? 585 00:33:33,604 --> 00:33:35,604 WELCOME TO MY LIFE. 586 00:33:35,604 --> 00:33:40,229 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR LIFE. I WANT TO BE IN MY LIFE. 587 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:42,146 WELL, THERE'S THE DOOR. 588 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:45,813 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WALK OUT AT ANY TIME AND LIVE YOUR LIFE. 589 00:33:45,813 --> 00:33:48,271 ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HOMECOMING QUEEN. 590 00:33:48,271 --> 00:33:51,646 AND THAT'S ALL I WANTED, TOO, CORDELIA. 591 00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:55,855 I SPENT A YEAR'S ALLOWANCE ON THIS DRESS. 592 00:33:55,855 --> 00:33:58,604 I DON'T EVEN GET WHY YOU CARE ABOUT HOMECOMING... 593 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,479 WHEN YOU'RE DOING STUFF LIKE THIS. 594 00:34:02,521 --> 00:34:05,104 BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I DO. 595 00:34:05,104 --> 00:34:07,563 THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE IS. 596 00:34:13,271 --> 00:34:15,354 YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 597 00:34:17,521 --> 00:34:21,396 I JUST THOUGHT... HOMECOMING QUEEN. 598 00:34:21,396 --> 00:34:25,229 I COULD PICK UP A YEARBOOK SOMEDAY AND SAY, 599 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,604 "I WAS THERE." 600 00:34:26,604 --> 00:34:28,354 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL. 601 00:34:28,354 --> 00:34:30,104 I HAD FRIENDS. 602 00:34:30,104 --> 00:34:31,479 AND FOR ONE MOMENT, 603 00:34:31,479 --> 00:34:34,479 I GOT TO LIVE IN THE WORLD. 604 00:34:34,479 --> 00:34:37,396 AND THERE'D BE PROOF-- 605 00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:41,354 PROOF... THAT I WAS CHOSEN... 606 00:34:41,354 --> 00:34:43,438 FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS. 607 00:34:47,438 --> 00:34:49,146 BESIDES... 608 00:34:49,146 --> 00:34:51,438 I LOOK CUTE IN A TIARA. 609 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:53,729 DO YOU HEAR-- 610 00:34:53,729 --> 00:34:55,062 AAH! 611 00:34:56,062 --> 00:34:57,479 [Demon Growling] 612 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,729 COR, THE GUN! 613 00:35:07,729 --> 00:35:09,021 OOH! 614 00:35:18,438 --> 00:35:20,271 CORDELIA, THE SPATULA. 615 00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:24,729 PREPARE TO LAUNCH. 616 00:35:24,729 --> 00:35:26,438 [Grunting] 617 00:35:30,354 --> 00:35:33,396 OLD MAN: TARGET'S IN RANGE. READY YOUR WEAPON. 618 00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:37,187 "Y" ACCESS 53 DEGREES WEST BY EIGHT DEGREES SOUTH. 619 00:35:37,187 --> 00:35:38,479 BUFFY! 620 00:35:40,479 --> 00:35:41,479 [Click] 621 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:45,813 LAUNCH! 622 00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:56,271 AAH! 623 00:36:05,688 --> 00:36:07,146 [Gasping And Panting] 624 00:36:08,438 --> 00:36:11,271 WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY. 625 00:36:25,521 --> 00:36:27,354 EASY, DARLIN'. 626 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,563 THESE THINGS GO THROUGH YOU... 627 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:30,521 FASTER THAN GRANDPA PETE'S CHILI. 628 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,479 I WANT TO DO BUFFY-- 629 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:35,688 MY WEDDIN' PRESENT FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POOR BROTHER. 630 00:36:35,688 --> 00:36:38,479 TECTOR. WHEN'S SHE COMIN'? 631 00:36:38,479 --> 00:36:39,896 HE'S HER WATCHER. 632 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,855 SHE'LL SHOW... JUST AS SOON... 633 00:36:41,855 --> 00:36:44,896 AS SHE GETS RID OF SOME OF OUR COMPETITION. 634 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:54,688 THEY'RE HEADING WEST, BACK INTO TOWN. 635 00:36:54,688 --> 00:36:56,229 THEY GOT AWAY? 636 00:36:56,229 --> 00:36:57,980 TEMPORARILY. 637 00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:01,271 WELL, GIVE IT UP FOR THE SLAYERS. THEY GOT CHARACTER. 638 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,354 [Knock On Door] 639 00:37:06,229 --> 00:37:08,104 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 640 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:16,062 EVENING, GENTLEMEN. HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 641 00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:19,354 EXCUSE ME, ANYBODY GOT A WARRANT HERE? 642 00:37:20,813 --> 00:37:23,187 JUNGLE BOB AND SPIKE-HEAD ARE DOWN AND OUT. 643 00:37:23,187 --> 00:37:25,563 WE'VE LOST THE GERMANS TWICE, BUT THEY SEEM TO KEEP FINDING US. 644 00:37:25,563 --> 00:37:28,229 IF WE TAKE THEM OUT AND THE GORCHES, WE CAN STILL MAKE HOMECOMING. 645 00:37:28,229 --> 00:37:31,062 THOSE ANIMALS! HUNTING US DOWN LIKE POOR DEFENSELESS-- 646 00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:32,646 WELL, ANIMALS. 647 00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:36,855 WE JUST NEED TO FIND GILES-- OOH! 648 00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:47,104 BUFFY! 649 00:37:48,021 --> 00:37:49,229 UNH! 650 00:37:54,229 --> 00:37:55,646 CANDY! 651 00:37:58,855 --> 00:38:00,312 OH, CANDY. 652 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:03,188 I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOU SLAYERS FOR THIS! 653 00:38:03,188 --> 00:38:05,688 HEAR ME? I HEAR YOU, YOU REDNECK MORON. 654 00:38:05,688 --> 00:38:07,396 YOU GOT A DRESS THAT GOES WITH THAT HAT? 655 00:38:07,396 --> 00:38:08,604 I'M GONNA-- 656 00:38:08,604 --> 00:38:10,771 RIP OUT MY INNARDS, PLAY WITH MY EYEBALLS, 657 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,896 BOIL MY BRAIN AND EAT IT FOR BRUNCH? 658 00:38:12,896 --> 00:38:15,230 LISTEN UP, NEEDLE-BRAIN. 659 00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:16,271 BUFFY AND I HAVE TAKEN OUT FOUR OF YOUR CRONIES, 660 00:38:16,271 --> 00:38:18,104 NOT TO MENTION YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 661 00:38:18,104 --> 00:38:20,188 WIFE! WHATEVER. 662 00:38:20,188 --> 00:38:22,521 THE POINT IS, I HAVEN'T EVEN BROKEN A SWEAT. 663 00:38:22,521 --> 00:38:25,104 SEE, IN THE END, BUFFY'S JUST THE RUNNER-UP. 664 00:38:25,104 --> 00:38:26,813 I'M THE QUEEN. 665 00:38:26,813 --> 00:38:30,229 YOU GET ME MAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO TO YOU? 666 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,230 LATER. 667 00:38:46,354 --> 00:38:49,771 THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM TO MISTAKE YOU FOR A SLAYER. 668 00:38:49,771 --> 00:38:52,062 I MUST ADMIT I DO FEEL PARTLY RESPONSIBLE. 669 00:38:52,062 --> 00:38:54,312 I DID GIVE YOUR FRIENDS TACIT APPROVAL... 670 00:38:54,312 --> 00:38:56,438 TO MAKE THE SWITCH IN THE LIMOUSINE. 671 00:38:56,438 --> 00:38:58,938 AW, IT'S OK. IT GAVE COR AND I A CHANCE... 672 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:00,729 TO SPEND SOME QUALITY DEATH TIME. 673 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,479 AND WE GOT THESE FREE CORSAGES. 674 00:39:03,479 --> 00:39:05,396 THAT'S NICE... 675 00:39:05,396 --> 00:39:08,271 ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECALL THEM MENTIONING CORSAGES. 676 00:39:08,271 --> 00:39:11,104 JUNGLE BOB SAID THAT THE GERMANS... 677 00:39:11,104 --> 00:39:14,062 WERE HOOKED INTO A COMPUTER SYSTEM. 678 00:39:17,062 --> 00:39:19,271 AND THEY'RE HOOKED INTO US. 679 00:39:19,271 --> 00:39:20,354 [Door Slams] 680 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:27,188 OH, GOD, GET RID OF THESE THINGS! 681 00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:29,062 I NEED SOME WET TOILET PAPER. 682 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,438 YEAH. THAT'LL HELP. 683 00:39:35,354 --> 00:39:37,021 OLD MAN: TRANSMITTING COORDINATES NOW. 684 00:39:39,438 --> 00:39:40,771 THEY'RE 50 FEET AWAY. 685 00:39:53,438 --> 00:39:56,187 OLD MAN: AXIS SIX DEGREES BY 43. 686 00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:59,187 I HAVE THEM BOTH IN RANGE. 687 00:40:03,813 --> 00:40:07,479 I HAVE THE TARGETS TOGETHER AT 20 FEET NORTH AND STATIONARY. 688 00:40:07,479 --> 00:40:09,271 FINAL POSITION IS LOCKED. 689 00:40:09,271 --> 00:40:11,062 FIRE WHEN READY. 690 00:40:16,062 --> 00:40:18,855 BOTH TARGETS SEVEN DEGREES BY 35. 691 00:40:22,896 --> 00:40:24,813 ADJUST RIGHT TEN DEGREES. 692 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,563 FIRE! FIRE! 693 00:40:42,479 --> 00:40:43,855 I WON. 694 00:40:43,855 --> 00:40:45,396 [Chuckles] 695 00:40:45,396 --> 00:40:46,563 [Snaps Fingers] 696 00:40:58,104 --> 00:41:00,146 HELLO! NICE TO MEET YOU. 697 00:41:00,146 --> 00:41:02,771 HI. IT'S A PLEASURE. WHERE AM I? 698 00:41:02,771 --> 00:41:05,479 IN MY OFFICE. I'M RICHARD WILKINS. 699 00:41:05,479 --> 00:41:07,438 I'M THE MAYOR OF SUNNYDALE, 700 00:41:07,438 --> 00:41:09,021 AND YOU'RE... MR. TRICK. 701 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,563 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 702 00:41:13,021 --> 00:41:15,646 THAT'S AN EXCITING SUIT. 703 00:41:15,646 --> 00:41:18,646 WELL, CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. 704 00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:21,146 WELL, AS I UNDERSTAND IT, 705 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,521 YOU'RE NOT A MAN... EXACTLY. 706 00:41:23,521 --> 00:41:27,354 MR. TRICK, I'VE BEEN THE MAYOR FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 707 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,479 I LIKE THINGS TO RUN SMOOTHLY. 708 00:41:29,479 --> 00:41:32,312 THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT YEAR FOR ME. 709 00:41:32,312 --> 00:41:33,479 ELECTION YEAR. 710 00:41:33,479 --> 00:41:35,312 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 711 00:41:35,312 --> 00:41:37,521 IF THIS IS THE POINT WHERE YOU TELL ME... 712 00:41:37,521 --> 00:41:39,521 THAT I DON'T FIT IN HERE IN YOUR QUIET LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD, 713 00:41:39,521 --> 00:41:41,521 YOU CAN JUST SKIP IT 'CAUSE, SEE, 714 00:41:41,521 --> 00:41:43,980 THAT ALL GOT OLD LONG BEFORE I BECAME A VAMPIRE. 715 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,896 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 716 00:41:45,896 --> 00:41:47,438 DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? 717 00:41:48,646 --> 00:41:51,646 CHILDREN ARE THE HEART OF A COMMUNITY. 718 00:41:51,646 --> 00:41:54,646 THEY NEED TO BE LOOKED AFTER-- CONTROLLED. 719 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:58,688 THE MORE REBELLIOUS ELEMENT NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH. 720 00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:00,646 THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. 721 00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:02,521 WE NEED THEM. 722 00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,521 I NEED THEM. 723 00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:08,312 IF THIS REBELLIOUS ELEMENT MEANS WHO I THINK IT DOES, 724 00:42:08,312 --> 00:42:12,021 THEN THAT PROBLEM MAY BE TAKEN CARE OF THIS VERY NIGHT. 725 00:42:12,021 --> 00:42:14,354 SO I'VE HEARD. 726 00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:16,521 THAT'S A VERY ENTERPRISING IDEA YOU HAVE-- SLAYERFEST. 727 00:42:16,521 --> 00:42:19,312 I LOVE THAT NAME, BY THE WAY. 728 00:42:19,312 --> 00:42:23,688 YOU SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF INITIATIVE I NEED ON MY TEAM. 729 00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:25,896 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM? 730 00:42:25,896 --> 00:42:28,729 OH, NO, THAT WON'T BE AN ISSUE. 731 00:42:30,646 --> 00:42:34,271 SEE, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GET ALONG VERY WELL. 732 00:42:34,271 --> 00:42:35,729 MOIST TOWELETTE? 733 00:42:39,062 --> 00:42:42,187 HEY, GUYS, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 734 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,062 THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THE QUEEN. 735 00:42:46,062 --> 00:42:47,980 WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT'S KEEPING THEM? 736 00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:49,938 I'M GONNA GO WITH MUD WRESTLING. 737 00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:56,563 OH, GOD! WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO EACH OTHER? 738 00:42:56,563 --> 00:42:59,187 LONG STORY. GOT HUNTED. 739 00:42:59,187 --> 00:43:00,729 APPARENTLY NOT THAT LONG. 740 00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,312 TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH... 741 00:43:04,312 --> 00:43:06,187 YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH CORDELIA. 742 00:43:06,187 --> 00:43:09,104 [Laughs] NO. 743 00:43:09,104 --> 00:43:10,729 IN THIS ENVELOPE, 744 00:43:10,729 --> 00:43:14,646 I HOLD THE NAME OF THIS YEAR'S HOMECOMING QUEEN. 745 00:43:14,646 --> 00:43:17,104 AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT, 746 00:43:17,104 --> 00:43:20,146 THIS WHOLE WHO-GETS-TO-BE-QUEEN CAPADE SEEMS PRETTY-- 747 00:43:20,146 --> 00:43:22,146 DAMN IMPORTANT. OH, YEAH. 748 00:43:22,146 --> 00:43:24,271 AND THE WINNER IS-- 749 00:43:30,563 --> 00:43:33,855 HEY, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A FIRST FOR SUNNYDALE HIGH. 750 00:43:33,855 --> 00:43:35,521 WE HAVE A TIE. 751 00:43:35,521 --> 00:43:39,312 THE WINNERS ARE HOLLY CHARLESTON AND MICHELLE BLAKE. 752 00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:40,771 [Applause] 753 00:43:52,604 --> 00:43:55,729 I'M JUST SO HONORED! 754 00:43:55,729 --> 00:43:57,062 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 755 00:43:57,062 --> 00:43:59,980 I MEAN, THAT YOU WOULD PICK ME... OR US... 756 00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,104 OUT OF EVERY GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL! 757 00:44:02,104 --> 00:44:05,479 IT'S JUST-- IT'S SO WONDERFUL! 758 00:44:05,479 --> 00:44:09,354 I PROMISED MYSELF I WASN'T GONNA CRY. [ Crying ] 759 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,146 GRR.. ARGH.