1 00:00:02,646 --> 00:00:04,104 IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:06,729 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:06,729 --> 00:00:09,062 THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:09,062 --> 00:00:11,229 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:19,146 --> 00:00:22,021 ♪ GILDED GHETTO ♪ 6 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:27,187 ♪ HOLLYWOOD STAINED BELOW ♪ 7 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,813 ALL I'M SAYING IS, IT'S A STUPID IDEA 8 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:33,062 TO HAVE A VICTORY PARTY AT THE BEACH. 9 00:00:33,062 --> 00:00:34,688 IT'S OFFICIALLY NIPPY. 10 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:36,438 SO SAY MY NIPS. 11 00:00:36,438 --> 00:00:37,688 I THINK IT'S FESTIVE. 12 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,229 A PARTY WITH NATURE. 13 00:00:39,229 --> 00:00:40,479 WELL, IT'S THE TEAM'S CHOICE. 14 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:41,521 IT WAS THEIR VICTORY. 15 00:00:41,521 --> 00:00:42,479 TEAM? 16 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:43,438 SWIM TEAM. 17 00:00:43,438 --> 00:00:45,187 HA HA. 18 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:46,438 HARDLY WHAT I'D CALL A TEAM. 19 00:00:46,438 --> 00:00:47,479 THE YANKEES. 20 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:48,729 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO. 21 00:00:48,729 --> 00:00:49,771 THE "A." 22 00:00:49,771 --> 00:00:51,396 NOW, THOSE WERE TEAMS. 23 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:52,604 JEALOUS? 24 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:55,271 NO. Y-YES, BUT NO MORE THAN YES. 25 00:00:55,271 --> 00:00:56,980 I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT. 26 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,980 DODD McALVY. 27 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:01,146 LAST MONTH HE'S THE FREAK WITH JICAMA BREATH WHO WAXES HIS BACK. 28 00:01:01,146 --> 00:01:03,688 HE WINS A FEW MEETS AND SUDDENLY INHERITS THE COOL GENE? 29 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:07,229 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, MY CHEERLEADING SQUAD WASTED A LOT OF PEP ON LOSERS. 30 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:09,729 IT'S ABOUT TIME OUR SCHOOL EXCELLED AT SOMETHING. 31 00:01:09,729 --> 00:01:12,229 HMM. YOU'RE FORGETTING OUR HIGH MORTALITY RATE. 32 00:01:12,229 --> 00:01:13,729 Xander: WE'RE NUMBER ONE! 33 00:01:13,729 --> 00:01:15,104 HUH? 34 00:01:28,729 --> 00:01:30,354 Man: BEAUTIFUL. 35 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:38,646 ISN'T IT? 36 00:01:38,646 --> 00:01:40,187 YEAH. 37 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,604 IT'S JUST SO... 38 00:01:41,604 --> 00:01:42,813 ETERNAL. 39 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:45,312 A TRUE MOTHER, 40 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:49,312 GIVING BIRTH TO NEW LIFE AND DEVOURING OLD. 41 00:01:49,312 --> 00:01:52,146 ALWAYS ADAPTABLE AND NURTURING... 42 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,896 YET... 43 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,563 CONSTANT... AND MERCILESS. 44 00:01:56,563 --> 00:01:57,855 BOY. 45 00:01:57,855 --> 00:02:00,271 I WAS JUST GONNA GO WITH BIG AND WET. 46 00:02:00,271 --> 00:02:02,604 ME AND SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS ON THE TEAM, 47 00:02:02,604 --> 00:02:04,104 WE COME OUT HERE ONCE A WEEK TO TRAIN IN IT. 48 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:06,230 SEE, WE SWIM AGAINST THE CURRENT. 49 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:07,604 FUNNY. 50 00:02:07,604 --> 00:02:10,187 THAT'S HOW I FEEL MOST OF THE TIME. 51 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:13,187 SO, CAMERON WALKER, 52 00:02:13,187 --> 00:02:15,729 YOU JUST WON THE STATE SEMIFINALS. 53 00:02:15,729 --> 00:02:17,354 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT? 54 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:19,896 I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH BUFFY SUMMERS. 55 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:21,354 GET TO KNOW HER. 56 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,479 HEY, PAUSE THAT TAPE FOR A SECOND. 57 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:25,354 HEY... NO PRESSURE. 58 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,146 I JUST LIKE BEING AROUND YOU. THAT'S ALL. 59 00:02:31,396 --> 00:02:32,438 [SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 60 00:02:32,438 --> 00:02:33,479 Boy: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 61 00:02:36,813 --> 00:02:39,271 COME ON, JONNY, YOU GOTTA HOLD YOUR BREATH LONGER THAN THAT 62 00:02:39,271 --> 00:02:41,146 IF YOU EVER WANT TO MAKE THE TEAM! 63 00:02:41,146 --> 00:02:42,312 HEY, SOMEBODY TIME HIM! 64 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:45,688 HEY! 65 00:02:47,354 --> 00:02:49,229 NICE TAT. WHAT, THEY RAN OUT OF TWEETY BIRD? 66 00:02:51,729 --> 00:02:53,062 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 67 00:02:53,062 --> 00:02:54,771 YOU HAD IT COMING TO YOU, BRO. 68 00:02:54,771 --> 00:02:56,521 CHILL, DUDE. A BUNCH OF US ARE GONNA TAKE 69 00:02:56,521 --> 00:02:58,479 A LITTLE NIGHT DIP DOWN THE BEACH. YOU IN? 70 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,896 Dodd: WHATEVER. 71 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:01,729 HEY, LET'S--LET'S GET YOU A TOWEL. 72 00:03:01,729 --> 00:03:03,104 NO, WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS? 73 00:03:03,104 --> 00:03:05,479 I CAN HANDLE THIS WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 74 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,104 [SIGHS] 75 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,688 SEE? IT'S FUN TO HANG OUT WITH ME. 76 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:14,146 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE BUFFY. 77 00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:17,062 MAN, THAT GIRL GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 78 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:44,104 OH! DUDE, WHAT IS THAT FOULNESS? 79 00:03:45,563 --> 00:03:47,062 HEY, DODD! 80 00:03:51,021 --> 00:03:52,354 DUDE! 81 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:56,771 HUH. 82 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:04,104 [SCREAM] 83 00:04:04,104 --> 00:04:06,230 [RIPPING SOUND] 84 00:05:29,771 --> 00:05:30,896 OK. 85 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,771 GOOD PIE CHARTS, EVERYONE. 86 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,104 GOOD. 87 00:05:36,729 --> 00:05:37,771 ALL GOOD. 88 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:38,980 THANKS. 89 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:41,771 NICE. 90 00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:44,604 GOOD. 91 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,521 GAGE, YOUR PIE CHART 92 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:51,438 IS LOOKING A LOT LIKE SOLITAIRE... 93 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,479 WITH NAKED LADIES ON THE CARDS? 94 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,646 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 95 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:56,813 [BELL RINGS] 96 00:05:56,813 --> 00:05:58,104 NO POINT. 97 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:06,062 NICE WORK IN YESTERDAY'S MEET, SON. 98 00:06:06,062 --> 00:06:08,521 NOW, LET'S GO FOR IT. 99 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:11,230 UH, HI THERE, SIR. 100 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,021 ROSENBERG. 101 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,187 HOW'S THE CLASS? 102 00:06:13,187 --> 00:06:14,146 EVERYTHING IN ORDER? 103 00:06:14,146 --> 00:06:15,146 WELL, ACTUALLY-- 104 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:16,563 GREAT. 105 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,646 I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE BOARD. 106 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,771 WE'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A COMPETENT TEACHER THIS LATE IN THE TERM. 107 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:24,521 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CONTINUE SUBBING THROUGH FINALS? 108 00:06:24,521 --> 00:06:26,021 OH. SURE. 109 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:27,312 I LIKE TEACHING. 110 00:06:27,312 --> 00:06:28,729 ISN'T THAT NICE? 111 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:30,604 YOU'RE A TEAM PLAYER AND I LIKE THAT. 112 00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:34,062 A TEAM PLAYER WANTS EVERYONE ON THE TEAM TO SUCCEED. 113 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:36,230 WANTS EVERYONE TO PASS. 114 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,312 WELL, YEAH. SURE. 115 00:06:38,312 --> 00:06:42,479 I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH GAGE PETRONZI. 116 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:44,271 OH, GOOD, THEN YOU KNOW. 117 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,980 WELL, YEAH. 118 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:49,146 BESIDES THE BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, HE WON'T DO HOMEWORK, 119 00:06:49,146 --> 00:06:51,855 AND HIS TEST SCORES ARE... 120 00:06:51,855 --> 00:06:54,271 WELL, ACTUALLY, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEST SCORES 121 00:06:54,271 --> 00:06:55,771 BECAUSE HE NEVER SHOWS UP WHEN WE-- 122 00:06:55,771 --> 00:06:57,980 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF THAT. 123 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:00,104 I'M INTERESTED IN WHY, WHEN THIS SCHOOL IS ON THE BRINK OF WINNING 124 00:07:00,104 --> 00:07:02,521 ITS FIRST STATE CHAMPIONSHIP IN 15 YEARS, 125 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:04,688 YOU SLAP A CRUCIAL MEMBER OF THAT TEAM WITH 126 00:07:04,688 --> 00:07:07,771 A FAILING MARK THAT WOULD FORCE HIS REMOVAL. 127 00:07:07,771 --> 00:07:09,855 IS THAT HOW YOU SHOW YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT? 128 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:13,521 YES. WELL, I MEAN... NO. 129 00:07:13,521 --> 00:07:16,146 I'M JUST TRYING TO GRADE FAIRLY. 130 00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:17,855 GAGE IS A CHAMPION. 131 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,771 HE'S UNDER MORE PRESSURE THAN THE OTHER STUDENTS. 132 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:23,729 AND I THINK WE NEED TO CUT HIM SOME SLACK. 133 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,688 YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CHANGE HIS GRADE? 134 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:32,855 I NEVER SAID ANY SUCH THING. 135 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:36,187 ALL I'M SUGGESTING IS... 136 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:38,604 THAT YOU RECHECK YOUR FIGURES, 137 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,688 AND I THINK WE'LL FIND A GRADE 138 00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:43,688 MORE FITTING TO AN ATHLETE OF GAGE'S STATURE. 139 00:07:43,688 --> 00:07:46,146 PERHAPS SOMETHING IN A "D." 140 00:07:51,021 --> 00:07:52,271 Xander: JUST LIKE THAT? 141 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,688 HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOU TO ALTER HIS GRADE? 142 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:54,980 EXACTLY. 143 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:57,438 EXCEPT FOR ACTUALLY TELLING ME TO. 144 00:07:57,438 --> 00:07:58,938 BUT HE MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR 145 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,354 OF WHAT HE WASN'T TELLING ME. 146 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,188 THAT IS WRONG, 147 00:08:02,188 --> 00:08:03,438 A BIG, FAT, SPANKING WRONG. 148 00:08:03,438 --> 00:08:05,104 IT'S A SLAP IN THE FACE TO EVERY ONE OF US 149 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:07,563 WHO STUDIED HARD AND WORKED LONG HOURS 150 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:08,896 TO EARN OUR Ds. 151 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,354 XANDER, I KNOW YOU TAKE PRIDE 152 00:08:10,354 --> 00:08:11,396 IN BEING THE VOICE OF THE COMMON WUSS, 153 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,188 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 154 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,021 CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO SPECIAL PRIVILEGES. 155 00:08:15,021 --> 00:08:17,188 THEY'RE CALLED WINNERS. THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS. 156 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:19,396 AND WHAT ABOUT THAT NUTTY "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL" THING? 157 00:08:19,396 --> 00:08:22,396 PROPAGANDA SPOUTED OUT BY THE UGLY AND LESS DESERVING. 158 00:08:22,396 --> 00:08:24,021 I THINK THAT WAS LINCOLN. 159 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:27,062 UGH. DISGUSTING MOLE AND STUPID HAT. 160 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:28,896 ACTUALLY, IT WAS JEFFERSON. 161 00:08:28,896 --> 00:08:30,229 KEPT SLAVES, REMEMBER? 162 00:08:30,229 --> 00:08:32,187 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRATES MY CHEESE? 163 00:08:32,187 --> 00:08:35,438 THAT BUFFY'S NOT HERE TO SHARE MY MORAL OUTRAGE ABOUT SWIM TEAM PERKS. 164 00:08:35,438 --> 00:08:37,354 SHE'S TOO BUSY BEING ONE OF THEM. 165 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:41,062 I DON'T KNOW, A DOLPHIN-- 166 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,438 A DOLPHIN IN THE OCEAN. 167 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,146 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 168 00:08:44,146 --> 00:08:46,230 WHEN I'M IN THE VASTNESS OF THE OCEAN, 169 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,855 IT'S... 170 00:08:47,855 --> 00:08:49,729 IT'S LIKE I'M NEVER ALONE. 171 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,229 YOU EVER HEAR OF A WOMAN NAMED GERTRUDE EDERLE? 172 00:08:53,396 --> 00:08:55,146 NO. 173 00:08:55,146 --> 00:08:57,146 NO, I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE, CAM. 174 00:08:57,146 --> 00:09:00,771 FIRST WOMAN TO SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. SAME THING. 175 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:02,396 I MEAN, SHE WOULD TALK TO IT. 176 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,229 SHE'D CARRY ON ENTIRE CONVERSATIONS WITH IT. 177 00:09:04,229 --> 00:09:06,646 SOMETIMES I DO THAT. 178 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,188 ONCE I WAS OUT-- 179 00:09:08,188 --> 00:09:10,062 YOU KNOW WHAT, CAM? THANKS. 180 00:09:10,062 --> 00:09:14,188 I'D FORGOTTEN HOW NICE IT IS TO JUST TALK, 181 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:15,229 OR, IN MY CASE, LISTEN, 182 00:09:15,229 --> 00:09:17,104 WITHOUT ANY ROMANTIC PRESSURE. 183 00:09:17,104 --> 00:09:18,563 HEY... 184 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:20,271 I'M NOT ABOUT PRESSURE. 185 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:21,729 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE. 186 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,896 I'M COMFY. 187 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,479 I'M SO COMFY, I'M NODDING OFF ACTUALLY, 188 00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:29,187 WHICH IS WHY-- ARE YOU WEARING A BRA? 189 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:30,604 WHAT? 190 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,521 COME ON. 191 00:09:32,521 --> 00:09:34,521 I MEAN, TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS 192 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:36,688 EVER SINCE LAST NIGHT. 193 00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:40,563 WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IS THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY GET OUT OF THIS CAR-- 194 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,438 RELAX. 195 00:09:42,438 --> 00:09:43,729 I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. 196 00:09:43,729 --> 00:09:45,771 OH, IT'S NOT ME I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 197 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:48,521 YOU LIKE IT ROUGH-- 198 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,104 OW! OH! 199 00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:52,271 OH! 200 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:53,563 AH! 201 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:55,938 OH, YOU BROKE MY NOSE! 202 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:58,563 AH! 203 00:09:58,563 --> 00:09:59,938 [GROANING] 204 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,771 OW! 205 00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,438 I WASN'T THE ATTACKER, PRINCIPAL SNYDER. 206 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:10,104 I WAS THE ATTACKED. 207 00:10:10,104 --> 00:10:11,396 THAT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKED FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING. 208 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:12,688 Cameron: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 209 00:10:12,688 --> 00:10:14,438 I MEAN, FIRST SHE LEADS ME ON, 210 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,229 THEN SHE GOES SCHIZO ON ME. 211 00:10:16,229 --> 00:10:18,021 LEAD YOU ON? 212 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,729 WHEN DID I LEAD YOU ON? 213 00:10:19,729 --> 00:10:20,896 OH, COME ON. 214 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,688 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE WAY SHE DRESSES. 215 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,771 Snyder: COACH. 216 00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:25,229 HOW WE DOING, CAMERON? 217 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:27,104 Snyder: COACH MARIN, HOW BAD DOES IT LOOK? 218 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,396 WELL, LUCKILY, IT'S NOT BROKEN, 219 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,729 BUT SURE AS HELL IT'S GONNA STING FOR A FEW DAYS. 220 00:10:31,729 --> 00:10:34,438 I MEAN OUR CHANCES OF WINNING THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 221 00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:36,104 CAN WE STILL DO IT? 222 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:38,729 I'M GONNA NEED CAMERON BACK AT 110%. 223 00:10:38,729 --> 00:10:41,563 HE'S MY BEST SWIMMER, NOW, WITH DODD... 224 00:10:41,563 --> 00:10:42,980 WHAT HAPPENED TO DODD? 225 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,021 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 226 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,563 YOU BETTER HOPE THAT BOY'S NOSE HEALS 227 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,813 BEFORE THE MEET THIS FRIDAY. 228 00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:51,646 WALKER, I WANT YOU TO HIT THE STEAM ROOM AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE HERE. 229 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,729 TRY TO KEEP THOSE SINUSES CLEAR. 230 00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:55,062 TAKE CARE OF MY BOY, RUTHIE. 231 00:10:55,062 --> 00:10:56,521 I ALWAYS DO. 232 00:10:56,521 --> 00:10:57,938 AND YOU... 233 00:10:57,938 --> 00:11:00,271 TRY TO DRESS MORE APPROPRIATELY FROM NOW ON. 234 00:11:00,271 --> 00:11:02,438 THIS ISN'T A DANCE CLUB. 235 00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:10,813 SO I'M TREATED LIKE THE BADDIE 236 00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:13,146 JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A SPRAINED WRIST AND A BLOODY NOSE. 237 00:11:13,146 --> 00:11:15,021 AND I DON'T HAVE A SCRATCH ON ME-- 238 00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:17,396 WHICH, GRANTED, HURTS MY CASE A LITTLE ON THE SURFACE-- 239 00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:19,354 BUT MEANWHILE HE GETS AWAY WITH IT 240 00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:21,146 BECAUSE HE'S ON THE "AREN'T WE THE MOST" SWIM TEAM, 241 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:22,479 WHO, BY THE WAY, IF NO ONE'S NOTICED, 242 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:24,396 HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE REAL JERKS LATELY. 243 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,396 SO--HA HA... 244 00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:31,771 ANYTHING NEW WITH YOU GUYS? 245 00:11:33,187 --> 00:11:35,729 THANK YOU FOR TAKING AN INTEREST. 246 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,312 APPARENTLY, SOME REMAINS WERE FOUND ON THE BEACH THIS MORNING-- 247 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:40,021 SOME HUMAN REMAINS. 248 00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:42,021 DODD McALVY'S REMAINS. 249 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,271 VAMPIRE? 250 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:44,646 NO. NO, HE WAS EVISCERATED. 251 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,646 NOTHING LEFT BUT SKIN AND CARTILAGE. 252 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:49,354 IN OTHER WORDS, THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT. 253 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:51,813 SO SOMETHING RIPPED HIM OPEN AND ATE OUT HIS INSIDES? 254 00:11:51,813 --> 00:11:53,896 LIKE AN OREO COOKIE. 255 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:58,104 WELL, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, 256 00:11:58,104 --> 00:12:01,688 WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATY COOKIE GOODNESS. 257 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,479 Giles: YEAH. UM, PRINCIPAL SNYDER 258 00:12:03,479 --> 00:12:05,521 HAS--HAS ASKED THE FACULTY 259 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:07,646 TO KEEP THE NEWS QUIET FOR NOW, 260 00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:09,604 UM, SO AS NOT TO UNDULY UPSET THE STUDENTS. 261 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,021 FOR STUDENTS, READ "SWIM TEAM." 262 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:13,896 SO, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BEASTIE. 263 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:16,646 THAT, UH, EATS HUMANS WHOLE... 264 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:18,271 EXCEPT FOR THE SKIN. 265 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,604 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 266 00:12:19,604 --> 00:12:21,438 YEAH. THE SKIN'S THE BEST PART. 267 00:12:21,438 --> 00:12:23,563 ANY DEMONS WITH HIGH CHOLESTEROL? 268 00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:27,104 YOU'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT LATER, MISTER, 269 00:12:27,104 --> 00:12:28,771 AND YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH. 270 00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:30,855 [STEAM HISSING] 271 00:12:33,479 --> 00:12:35,479 [DRIPPING] 272 00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,354 [NOISE] 273 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:16,771 [DOOR OPENS] 274 00:13:16,771 --> 00:13:18,521 OK, SON, 275 00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,438 I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 276 00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:21,771 TIME TO HIT THE SHOWER. 277 00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:29,813 TOO MUCH RESEARCH. 278 00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:31,563 NEED BEVERAGE. 279 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,312 HEY... 280 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,521 WATCH IT. 281 00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:38,438 OH, FORGIVE ME, YOUR SWIM TEAMLINESS. 282 00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:41,521 LOSER. 283 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,479 LIKING THE NOSE, CAM. 284 00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:45,396 GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 285 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,563 MEANING WHAT? 286 00:13:47,563 --> 00:13:50,980 MEANING BUFFY MUST NOT BE ON YOUR LIST OF PRIVILEGES AFTER ALL. 287 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,646 HA HA HA HA. 288 00:13:52,646 --> 00:13:55,980 MAN, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS MESS WITH HER. 289 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,688 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M HUNGRY. 290 00:13:57,688 --> 00:14:01,271 OH, THE CAFETERIA'S CLOSED. 291 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:02,688 NOT TO ME. 292 00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:22,855 GOD, WHAT IS THAT? 293 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,021 "GRAPE. ORANGE." 294 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:30,354 "ORANGE. GRAPE." 295 00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:33,604 [SCREAMING] 296 00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:00,521 OH, MY GOD. 297 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,104 AAH! 298 00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,187 Xander: NO, NO, NO. THE MOUTH'S A LOT BIGGER. 299 00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:20,104 AND DOWNWARD. 300 00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:21,187 LIKE THIS. 301 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,104 [SIGHS] 302 00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:23,938 WITH MORE TEETH. 303 00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:27,438 I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 304 00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,771 IS THAT WHAT YOU SAW, XANDER? 305 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,312 Y... 306 00:15:31,312 --> 00:15:33,312 YEAH. 307 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:34,604 I THINK SO. 308 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,771 PRETTY MUCH. 309 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,229 ARE YOU SURE? 310 00:15:40,229 --> 00:15:41,771 WELL, IT WAS DARK, 311 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,563 AND THE THING WENT THROUGH THE WINDOW SO QUICK, 312 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,396 AND I WAS A... A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN I SAW IT, AND-- 313 00:15:45,396 --> 00:15:46,438 Cordelia: GO AHEAD. 314 00:15:46,438 --> 00:15:47,521 SAY IT. 315 00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:49,729 YOU RAN LIKE A WOMAN. 316 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:52,312 HEY, IF YOU SAW THIS THING, YOU'D RUN LIKE A WOMAN, TOO. 317 00:15:52,312 --> 00:15:53,646 Willow: BUFFY WAS RIGHT. 318 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:55,271 ACCORDING TO THE STATISTICS, 319 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:58,062 DODD AND CAMERON WERE THE BEST SWIMMERS ON THE TEAM. 320 00:15:58,062 --> 00:15:59,354 FIRST AND SECOND, ACTUALLY. 321 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,021 WHICH MEANS IF MY THEORY'S CORRECT, 322 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,896 GAGE PETRONZI, THE THIRD BEST SWIMMER ON THE TEAM, 323 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,604 WOULD BE THE NEXT ITEM ON THE MENU. 324 00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:07,354 Cordelia: GOD, THIS IS SO SAD. 325 00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:09,938 WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 326 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:13,396 I THINK I'VE LOST ALL WILL TO CHEERLEAD. 327 00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,396 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU FEEL HER PAIN. 328 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,396 IF YOU'RE SAYING THESE KILLINGS ARE RANDOM, 329 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:19,563 IT WOULD SUGGEST SOMEONE'S OUT FOR REVENGE. 330 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,146 AND RAISE THE POSSIBILITY 331 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,646 THAT SOMEONE BROUGHT FORTH THIS SEA MONSTER 332 00:16:22,646 --> 00:16:25,271 FROM WHENCE IT CAME TO EXACT THAT REVENGE. 333 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:27,312 "FROM WHENCE IT CAME?" 334 00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:29,229 I'M SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME AROUND YOU. 335 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:33,021 WHO WOULD HATE THE SWIM TEAM THAT MUCH, THOUGH? 336 00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:34,729 BESIDES ME, I MEAN. 337 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:35,771 OH! 338 00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:36,813 WILLOW? 339 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:38,813 JONATHON. 340 00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:40,688 HE WAS BULLIED BY DODD THE OTHER DAY ON THE BEACH, REMEMBER? 341 00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:43,354 HE DID SAY HE COULD TAKE CARE OF THINGS HIMSELF. 342 00:16:43,354 --> 00:16:44,855 IT'S A GOOD CALL. YOU SHOULD QUESTION HIM. 343 00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:46,479 REALLY? 344 00:16:46,479 --> 00:16:47,688 ME? 345 00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:50,021 I'LL CRACK HIM LIKE AN EGG. 346 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:53,062 MEANWHILE, I THINK SWIMMER NUMBER 3 MIGHT BENEFIT FROM YOUR... 347 00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:55,062 WATCHFUL EYE AND PROTECTION-- 348 00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:56,312 DISCREETLY, OF COURSE. 349 00:16:56,312 --> 00:16:57,813 I'M ON IT. 350 00:16:57,813 --> 00:16:59,271 Xander: WHAT ABOUT ME? 351 00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:00,646 WHAT CAN I DO? 352 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,062 WELL, YOU COULD GO OUT TO THE PARKING LOT 353 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,813 AND PRACTICE RUNNING LIKE A MAN. 354 00:17:28,271 --> 00:17:31,229 SO, JONATHON... 355 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:34,438 YOU TRIED OUT FOR THE SWIM TEAM TWICE AND NEVER MADE IT? 356 00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:35,563 I'M ASTHMATIC. 357 00:17:35,563 --> 00:17:37,521 I COULDN'T KEEP UP. 358 00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:39,896 YOU RESENTED IT, DIDN'T YOU? 359 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:41,646 MAYBE. 360 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,438 YOU HATED BEING PUSHED AROUND 361 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,230 BY DODD AND THE OTHERS. 362 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,438 SO? 363 00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:48,771 SO, YOU WANTED REVENGE. 364 00:17:48,771 --> 00:17:50,813 DIDN'T YOU? 365 00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:52,438 DIDN'T YOU? 366 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,229 YEAH! OK? 367 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:56,729 I DID! 368 00:17:57,813 --> 00:17:59,855 SO... 369 00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,855 YOU DELVED INTO THE BLACK ARTS 370 00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:05,229 AND CONJURED UP A HELLBEAST FROM THE OCEAN'S DEPTHS 371 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:07,229 TO WREAK YOUR VENGEANCE. 372 00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:08,229 HUH? 373 00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,896 DIDN'T YOU? 374 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,146 WHAT? 375 00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:12,729 NO. 376 00:18:12,729 --> 00:18:15,521 I SNUCK IN YESTERDAY AND... 377 00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,271 PEED IN THE POOL. 378 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:19,104 OH. 379 00:18:19,104 --> 00:18:20,563 EW! 380 00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:26,104 Coach Marin: THIS IS SUCH A BLOW. 381 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:28,688 SOONER OR LATER, THE REST OF MY BOYS ARE GONNA FIND OUT. 382 00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,604 HOW CAN I ASK THEM TO SWIM? 383 00:18:30,604 --> 00:18:33,896 IT'S A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. WE ALL FEEL YOUR PAIN, COACH. 384 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:37,521 I DON'T KNOW TWO FINER BOYS THAN CAMERON AND... 385 00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:38,896 THAT OTHER ONE. 386 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,438 BUT I KNOW THEY'D WANT THEIR FRIENDS TO GO ON 387 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,938 AND WIN THAT STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 388 00:18:43,938 --> 00:18:45,896 IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE TEAM. 389 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:47,938 WELL, I DON'T HAVE A COMPLETE TEAM AS IT IS. 390 00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:50,938 IF WE DON'T FIND SOMEONE BY THIS AFTERNOON'S TRYOUTS, 391 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,896 WE WON'T BE ELIGIBLE TO COMPETE. 392 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,354 YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE. 393 00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:57,187 ALL HE HAS TO DO IS WEAR A BATHING SUIT, RIGHT? 394 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:07,062 ♪ IF YOU'D LISTEN ♪ 395 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,688 ♪ WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS ♪ 396 00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:14,896 ♪ IF YOU'D JUST LET ME FINISH ♪ 397 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:19,479 ♪ STOP CUTTIN' AND JUMPIN' AHEAD ♪ 398 00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:24,229 ♪ YEAH, IF YOU'D JUST SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH ♪ 399 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:27,813 ♪ YOU'D SAVE YOURSELF SOME TEARS ♪ 400 00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:41,230 ♪ IF YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM ♪ 401 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:44,688 ♪ WITH SOMETHING ON YOUR SHOE... ♪ 402 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:47,187 THIS ME-AND-MY-SHADOW ACT? 403 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,646 IT'S GETTING OLD. 404 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,646 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 405 00:19:50,646 --> 00:19:51,813 WELL, 406 00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:53,438 UM... 407 00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:55,229 IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 408 00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:56,396 YOU SEE, 409 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,688 I'M A SWIM GROUPIE. 410 00:19:57,688 --> 00:19:59,062 AHA. 411 00:19:59,062 --> 00:20:01,521 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING 412 00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:04,938 ABOUT THE SMELL OF CHLORINE ON A GUY. OH, BABY. 413 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,187 HMM. 414 00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:08,271 UH, OK, OK, OK. 415 00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:10,771 OBVIOUSLY, MY SEX APPEAL IS ON THE FRITZ TODAY, 416 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:12,938 SO I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT. 417 00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:14,688 THERE'S SOMETHING LURKING OUT THERE, 418 00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,479 AND IT'S MAKING FILLETS OF THE POPULACE, 419 00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:18,312 AND I THINK YOU MIGHT BE NEXT. 420 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,855 UH-HUH. AND YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE? 421 00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,271 WELL, IT'S ALREADY ATTACKED. IT'S ALREADY KILLED SOME PEOPLE. 422 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:26,604 YOU'RE ONE TWISTED SISTER, YOU KNOW THAT? 423 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,438 CAM TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR GAMES. 424 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:31,354 GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO HARASS. 425 00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,688 [SIGHS] 426 00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,688 WHAT A PSYCHO BITCH, MAN. 427 00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:42,354 GOTTA BE TALKING ABOUT BUFFY. 428 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,396 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 429 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:47,980 UH, SHE AND I... 430 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,563 HAD THIS THING ONCE, AND... 431 00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,062 BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. 432 00:20:51,062 --> 00:20:53,062 YEAH. MY CONDOLENCES, DUDE. 433 00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:54,980 SHE'S A REAL HEAD-TRIPPER. 434 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,521 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 435 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,146 GIRL ACTS LIKE SHE'S GOD'S GIFT OR SOMETHING. 436 00:20:58,146 --> 00:20:59,229 WHO IS SHE-- THE CHOSEN ONE? 437 00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:00,479 EXACTLY. 438 00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:02,271 YOU KNOW, WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS 439 00:21:02,271 --> 00:21:04,021 IS FOR SOMEONE TO REALLY KNOCK HER DOWN OFF HER NOTCHES. 440 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,271 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SWEET. 441 00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:06,438 ANYONE IN MIND? 442 00:21:06,438 --> 00:21:09,354 YOU'RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND. 443 00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:11,521 JUST SO HAPPENS, I'M RECRUITING. 444 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,479 NO! AAH! 445 00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:16,354 SOMEBODY HELP! 446 00:21:19,855 --> 00:21:22,312 AAH! HELP ME! AAH! 447 00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:24,312 AAH! 448 00:21:24,312 --> 00:21:25,604 [SPITS] 449 00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:34,312 WHY, MISS SUMMERS, 450 00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:36,855 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 451 00:21:40,729 --> 00:21:42,771 [SPITS] 452 00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:44,688 [CHUCKLING] 453 00:21:48,354 --> 00:21:49,563 [SPITS] 454 00:21:49,563 --> 00:21:50,896 Gage: OH. 455 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,396 WAS THAT THE THING THAT KILLED CAMERON? 456 00:21:56,396 --> 00:21:57,729 NO. 457 00:21:57,729 --> 00:21:59,187 THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. 458 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:02,104 SOMETHING ELSE? 459 00:22:02,104 --> 00:22:06,771 YEAH. UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSES IN THIS TOWN. 460 00:22:06,771 --> 00:22:08,688 GOOD NIGHT. 461 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,354 HEY! 462 00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,229 WALK ME HOME? 463 00:22:22,146 --> 00:22:23,146 SWIMMERS! 464 00:22:23,146 --> 00:22:24,521 TAKE POSITION! 465 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:27,521 [WHISTLE] 466 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,229 KEEP THE STROKING ON, BOY. 467 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,062 KEEP IT GOING, KEEP IT GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE END. 468 00:22:38,062 --> 00:22:40,438 ALL THE WAY TO THE END. BREATHE DEEP. 469 00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:44,271 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 470 00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:45,980 GAGE, YOU WITH US OR NOT? 471 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:48,229 COME ON, LET'S GO! 472 00:22:48,229 --> 00:22:49,896 SO HE SPIT IT OUT? 473 00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:51,438 I THOUGHT ANGEL LIKED BLOOD. 474 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,729 HE USED TO. 475 00:22:52,729 --> 00:22:55,146 MAYBE HIS EYES WERE TOO BIG FOR HIS STOMACH. 476 00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:58,187 OR MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING IN GAGE'S BLOOD THAT ANGEL DIDN'T LIKE. 477 00:22:58,187 --> 00:23:00,396 SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, STEROIDS. 478 00:23:00,396 --> 00:23:02,521 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THEIR BEHAVIORAL CHANGES. 479 00:23:02,521 --> 00:23:04,312 AND THEIR WINNING STREAK. 480 00:23:04,312 --> 00:23:06,312 SO MAYBE WHATEVER'S IN THEIR BLOOD 481 00:23:06,312 --> 00:23:08,896 IS WHAT'S ATTRACTING THIS CREATURE TO THEM. 482 00:23:08,896 --> 00:23:10,604 ANY LUCK RESEARCHING OUR FISH MONSTER? 483 00:23:10,604 --> 00:23:12,896 ZIPPO. WE COULDN'T FIND ANY SEA DEMON 484 00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:14,855 THAT MATCHED THE DESCRIPTION THAT XANDER GAVE US. 485 00:23:14,855 --> 00:23:17,271 NOT THAT CHICKEN LITTLE'S MUCH OF A WITNESS, 486 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,354 BUT... 487 00:23:18,354 --> 00:23:19,855 OH. 488 00:23:21,521 --> 00:23:22,563 OH. 489 00:23:22,563 --> 00:23:24,062 OH, MY! 490 00:23:24,062 --> 00:23:26,729 NOW, THAT, GIRLS, IS MY KIND OF... 491 00:23:28,396 --> 00:23:29,729 Willow: XANDER? 492 00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:32,980 XANDER? 493 00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:38,229 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 494 00:23:38,229 --> 00:23:39,896 SHH! 495 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,396 I'M UNDERCOVER. 496 00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:43,646 YOU'RE NOT UNDER MUCH. 497 00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:45,646 GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU 498 00:23:45,646 --> 00:23:47,354 IMPERSONATING A MEMBER OF THE SWIM TEAM. 499 00:23:47,354 --> 00:23:48,729 I DON'T DO IMPERSONATIONS. 500 00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:49,938 I TRIED OUT FOR THE TEAM LAST NIGHT. I MADE IT. 501 00:23:49,938 --> 00:23:51,563 REALLY? 502 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,729 YEAH. I FIGURE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON GAGE 503 00:23:52,729 --> 00:23:54,354 AND THE OTHERS WHEN BUFFY CAN'T. 504 00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:56,146 WHEN YOU'RE NUDE? I--I MEANT TO SAY CHANGING. 505 00:23:56,146 --> 00:23:57,479 Coach Marin: HARRIS! 506 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,563 YOU CAN FLIRT ON YOUR OWN TIME! 507 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,146 OKEYDOKEY, COACHIE. 508 00:24:12,104 --> 00:24:15,855 I'M DATING A SWIMMER FROM THE SUNNYDALE SWIM TEAM. 509 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,771 YOU CAN DIE HAPPY. 510 00:24:19,771 --> 00:24:21,438 Buffy: WHAT ABOUT JONATHON? 511 00:24:21,438 --> 00:24:22,438 IS HE INVOLVED? 512 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:23,604 OH, NO. 513 00:24:23,604 --> 00:24:25,938 HE JUST... SORT OF PEED IN THE POOL. 514 00:24:25,938 --> 00:24:27,229 OH. 515 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:31,688 OH! 516 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:38,896 DON'T YOU GUYS GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN HERE? 517 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,604 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 518 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,855 YOU PERSPIRE A LOT. 519 00:24:42,855 --> 00:24:44,980 YOU CAN'T BREATHE. 520 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:46,396 OR READ. 521 00:24:46,396 --> 00:24:47,980 I MEAN, I GUESS YOU COULD, 522 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:50,646 BUT THE PAGES WOULD PROBABLY GET ALL WET. 523 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,521 YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS UNDERCOVER DEAL. 524 00:25:07,521 --> 00:25:10,271 20 MINUTES IN A HOT ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF SWEATY GUYS. 525 00:25:10,271 --> 00:25:12,062 WHERE'S GAGE? 526 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:14,021 I DON'T KNOW. HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME, PUTTING HIS SNEAKERS ON. 527 00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:15,479 BUT IT'S NOT THE VELCRO KIND, 528 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:17,021 SO GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF EXTRA MINUTES. 529 00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:18,813 TAG. YOU'RE IT. 530 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:31,229 [SNIFFING] 531 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,229 Gage: HELP ME! GOD! 532 00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:11,229 AAH! HELP ME! 533 00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:12,938 HELP ME! 534 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,563 HELP ME! 535 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,813 [SCREAMING] 536 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,021 GAGE? 537 00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:25,521 [GROANING] 538 00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:30,938 [GROANING] 539 00:26:30,938 --> 00:26:34,271 [PANTING] 540 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,396 HYAH! 541 00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:18,187 AAH! 542 00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:30,229 Nurse: I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO NEED STITCHES, 543 00:27:30,229 --> 00:27:34,729 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE YOUR FAMILY PHYSICIAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 544 00:27:37,479 --> 00:27:39,062 HOW ARE YOU? 545 00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:40,813 I'M DEFINITELY FEELING THE BURN. 546 00:27:40,813 --> 00:27:44,021 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT WOULD APPEAR 547 00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:46,104 THAT NONE OF YOUR TEAM ACTUALLY DIED. 548 00:27:46,104 --> 00:27:47,396 BUT THE BAD NEWS IS... 549 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:48,896 THEY'RE MONSTERS. 550 00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:50,604 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? 551 00:27:50,604 --> 00:27:52,104 ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW? 552 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,604 WELL, YOU WORK SO HARD, 553 00:27:53,604 --> 00:27:55,354 YOU START TO WIN SUDDENLY. 554 00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:57,146 YOU THINK IT'S JUST YOU. 555 00:27:57,146 --> 00:27:59,646 YOU'RE INSPIRING THE BOYS TO GREATNESS. 556 00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:01,604 BUT IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, 557 00:28:01,604 --> 00:28:03,563 YOU START TO WONDER. 558 00:28:03,563 --> 00:28:07,354 YOU NEVER ASKED ANY OF THE BOYS IF THEY WERE TAKING ANYTHING? 559 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,396 MAYBE I WAS AFRAID TO. 560 00:28:14,062 --> 00:28:15,021 [CLICK] 561 00:28:15,021 --> 00:28:16,604 THERE. "DODD McALVY, 562 00:28:16,604 --> 00:28:17,813 "TORN TENDON. 563 00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:19,604 "GAGE PETRONZI, FRACTURED WRIST, 564 00:28:19,604 --> 00:28:21,062 DEPRESSION, HEADACHES." 565 00:28:21,062 --> 00:28:23,646 IT'S ALL THERE IN THE SCHOOL MEDICAL RECORDS. 566 00:28:23,646 --> 00:28:25,646 ALL SYMPTOMATIC OF STEROID ABUSE. 567 00:28:25,646 --> 00:28:29,563 BUT IS STEROID ABUSE USUALLY LINKED WITH, "HEY, I'M A FISH"? 568 00:28:29,563 --> 00:28:32,146 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE IN THE MIX. 569 00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:35,104 BUT THE POINT IS, THESE BOYS WERE OBVIOUSLY DRUGGED. 570 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,479 AND NURSE GREENLIEGH TREATED EVERY ONE OF THEM. 571 00:28:37,479 --> 00:28:39,104 SHE MUST HAVE KNOWN. 572 00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:41,104 IF STEROIDS ARE THAT DANGEROUS, 573 00:28:41,104 --> 00:28:43,187 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO THEMSELVES? 574 00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:45,729 THEY NEEDED TO WIN, AND WINNING EQUALS TROPHIES, 575 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:48,104 WHICH EQUALS PRESTIGE FOR THE SCHOOL. 576 00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:50,354 YOU SEE HOW THEY'RE TREATED. IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOREVER. 577 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,813 SURE. THE DISCUS THROWERS GOT THE BEST SEATS AT ALL THE CRUCIFIXIONS. 578 00:28:53,813 --> 00:28:57,479 MEANWHILE, I'M BREAKING MY NAILS EVERY DAY BATTLING THE FORCES OF EVIL, 579 00:28:57,479 --> 00:28:59,521 AND MY FRENCH TEACHER CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME. 580 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:01,271 SO WHAT'S THE DRILL? GET NURSE GREENLIEGH? 581 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:03,479 LET'S THROW THE BOOK AT HER. 582 00:29:03,479 --> 00:29:06,271 SHE PROBABLY WENT HOME FOR THE DAY. I THINK IT CAN WAIT. 583 00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:08,729 XANDER, WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT THESE BOYS ARE TAKING 584 00:29:08,729 --> 00:29:11,187 OR AT LEAST HOW THEY'RE TAKING IT? 585 00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:12,646 POWDERS, PILLS, SYRINGE? 586 00:29:12,646 --> 00:29:13,646 I'M "LOOKIN'-AROUND GUY." 587 00:29:13,646 --> 00:29:14,896 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 588 00:29:14,896 --> 00:29:16,396 GILES LOADED UP THE TRANQUILIZER GUN. 589 00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:18,188 WE'RE GOING FISHING. 590 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,021 [SPLASH] 591 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,938 [NOISE] 592 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,396 [RAT SQUEALING] 593 00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:31,563 I FEEL GOOD! 594 00:30:32,855 --> 00:30:35,146 LOVIN' THE SWIMMIN'. 595 00:30:35,146 --> 00:30:37,271 HAD SOME CARROT JUICE THIS MORNING... 596 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:40,604 A LITTLE WHEAT GERM MIXED IN WITH IT. WOKE ME RIGHT UP. 597 00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:42,980 NOTHIN' LIKE IT, HUH? 598 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,479 BREAKFAST OF STATE CHAMPIONS. YOU BETCHA. 599 00:30:48,021 --> 00:30:51,146 OK. SO... WHEN DO WE GET OUR NEXT DOSE? 600 00:30:51,146 --> 00:30:53,271 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 601 00:30:53,271 --> 00:30:55,104 WHO'S CARRYING? 602 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:58,021 I NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO IMPROVE MY PERFORMANCE... 603 00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,938 GIVE ME AN EDGE. RRR! [CHUCKLES] 604 00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:05,062 THE STEROIDS. WHERE ARE THEY? 605 00:31:05,062 --> 00:31:06,729 [CHUCKLES] 606 00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:09,729 YOU'RE SOAKIN' IN IT, BUD. 607 00:31:10,396 --> 00:31:11,438 HUH? 608 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:13,104 [INHALING] 609 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,271 [EXHALES] 610 00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:15,855 AROMATHERAPY. 611 00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:17,438 IT'S IN THE STEAM. 612 00:31:19,688 --> 00:31:21,187 THIS HAS GOT TO STOP, CARL. 613 00:31:21,187 --> 00:31:23,271 THOSE POOR CHILDREN. 614 00:31:23,271 --> 00:31:25,938 WHAT, ARE YOU A QUITTER? WE GOT NO ROOM FOR QUITTERS ON THIS TEAM. 615 00:31:25,938 --> 00:31:28,021 DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING? 616 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,438 LISTEN TO YOURSELF. 617 00:31:29,438 --> 00:31:30,646 I'M VERY CLOSE TO PERFECTING THIS. 618 00:31:30,646 --> 00:31:32,438 WE JUST NEED TO ADJUST THE MIX. 619 00:31:32,438 --> 00:31:34,479 CARL. 620 00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:38,187 YOU CAN'T BE THINKING OF CONTINUING TO EXPOSE THESE BOYS. 621 00:31:38,187 --> 00:31:40,146 THEY'RE GONNA BE THE BEST. 622 00:31:40,146 --> 00:31:42,187 I DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS. 623 00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:43,688 THEY'RE GONNA BE MONSTERS. 624 00:31:43,688 --> 00:31:45,229 CARL, PLEASE. 625 00:31:45,229 --> 00:31:46,980 DON'T MAKE IT ANY WORSE. 626 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,479 YOU'VE ALREADY LOST 3. 627 00:31:48,479 --> 00:31:51,479 LOST? WHAT? THEY'RE NOT LOST. 628 00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:52,563 OH! 629 00:31:52,563 --> 00:31:53,938 AAH! 630 00:31:58,021 --> 00:31:59,980 CARL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 631 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,813 I'M JUST LOOKIN' AFTER MY BOYS. 632 00:32:01,813 --> 00:32:04,479 THEY MAY BE OUT OF THE GAME RIGHT NOW, 633 00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:06,271 BUT THEY'RE STILL A TEAM. 634 00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:09,855 AND A TEAM'S GOTTA EAT. 635 00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:15,521 CARL! 636 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:18,354 YOU QUITTER. 637 00:32:42,021 --> 00:32:43,604 AAH! 638 00:32:53,312 --> 00:32:56,312 THEY'RE ABSORBING THE STEROID MIXTURE THROUGH THE STEAM. 639 00:32:56,312 --> 00:32:57,604 NOT THEY. 640 00:32:57,604 --> 00:32:58,896 WE. 641 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,396 ME! 642 00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:04,187 WE HAVE TO FIND AN ANTIDOTE, DON'T YOU THINK? 643 00:33:04,187 --> 00:33:06,271 THE CLOCK IS TICKING, PEOPLE! 644 00:33:06,271 --> 00:33:08,771 I WOULDN'T BREAK OUT THE TARTAR SAUCE JUST YET. 645 00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:10,354 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE EXPOSED MORE THAN ONCE. 646 00:33:12,438 --> 00:33:13,688 TWICE? 647 00:33:13,688 --> 00:33:16,187 3 TIMES A FISH GUY. 648 00:33:16,187 --> 00:33:17,813 OH... OH... 649 00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:18,855 WHOA. 650 00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:20,938 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 651 00:33:20,938 --> 00:33:23,062 YOU, YOU, YOU. WHAT ABOUT ME? 652 00:33:23,062 --> 00:33:25,021 IT'S ONE THING TO BE DATING THE LAME UNPOPULAR GUY, 653 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:26,729 BUT IT'S ANOTHER TO BE DATING 654 00:33:26,729 --> 00:33:28,771 THE CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON. 655 00:33:28,771 --> 00:33:31,855 BLACK LAGOON. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON WAS BROOKE SHIELDS. 656 00:33:31,855 --> 00:33:34,021 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT! 657 00:33:36,438 --> 00:33:38,729 I THINK WE'D BETTER FIND THE REST OF THE SWIM TEAM 658 00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:41,271 AND LOCK THEM UP BEFORE THEY GET IN TOUCH WITH THEIR INNER HALIBUT. 659 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:43,396 YES. YES, GOOD. 660 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,438 UH, WE--WE ALSO NEED TO KNOW 661 00:33:45,438 --> 00:33:47,521 EXACTLY WHAT'S IN THIS-- THIS STEROID GAS 662 00:33:47,521 --> 00:33:51,062 SO THAT THE HOSPITAL'S TOXICOLOGY LAB CAN DEVELOP AN ANTIDOTE. 663 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,062 WELL, I'LL TALK TO NURSE GREENLIEGH. 664 00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:55,563 YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS INTERROGATION THING. 665 00:33:55,563 --> 00:33:59,104 THE TRICK IS NOT TO LEAVE ANY MARKS. 666 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:01,230 ON THAT NOTE, 667 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:03,521 I THINK I'M GONNA GO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH OUR COACH. 668 00:34:03,521 --> 00:34:05,938 SOMEHOW, I DOUBT ALL HE'S BEEN GIVING THESE BOYS 669 00:34:05,938 --> 00:34:07,396 IS INSPIRATION. 670 00:34:10,521 --> 00:34:12,271 YOU GOT SOME IMAGINATION, MISSY. 671 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:15,230 RIGHT NOW, I'M IMAGINING YOU IN JAIL. 672 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:16,688 YOU'RE WEARING A BIG, ORANGE SUIT, 673 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,021 AND, OH, LOOK. THE GUARDS ARE BEATING YOU UP. 674 00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:19,563 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF. 675 00:34:19,563 --> 00:34:21,771 TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE STEAM. 676 00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:29,813 AFTER THE FALL OF THE SOVIET UNION, 677 00:34:29,813 --> 00:34:32,896 DOCUMENTS CAME INTO LIGHT 678 00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:36,896 DETAILING EXPERIMENTS WITH FISH DNA ON THEIR OLYMPIC SWIMMERS. 679 00:34:36,896 --> 00:34:38,021 TARPON... 680 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:39,771 MAKO SHARK... 681 00:34:39,771 --> 00:34:41,688 BUT THEY COULDN'T CRACK IT. 682 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,229 AND YOU DID... SORT OF. 683 00:34:44,229 --> 00:34:45,688 WHY? 684 00:34:47,021 --> 00:34:49,271 WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 685 00:34:49,271 --> 00:34:51,271 FOR THE WIN. 686 00:34:51,271 --> 00:34:54,354 TO MAKE MY TEAM THE BEST THEY COULD BE. 687 00:34:54,354 --> 00:34:58,062 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A SHOT AT THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP? 688 00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:00,104 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T CARE? 689 00:35:00,104 --> 00:35:02,104 IT'S OVER. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY SWIM TEAM. 690 00:35:02,104 --> 00:35:04,354 BOY, WHEN THEY WERE HANDIN' OUT SCHOOL SPIRIT, 691 00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:07,021 YOU DIDN'T EVEN STAND IN LINE, DID YOU? 692 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:10,271 NO. I WAS IN THE LINE FOR SHRED OF SANITY. 693 00:35:13,271 --> 00:35:16,563 WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY SKIPPED. 694 00:35:16,563 --> 00:35:18,688 GET IN THE HOLE! 695 00:35:18,688 --> 00:35:20,855 IN! NOW! 696 00:35:25,438 --> 00:35:27,438 THIS ISN'T OVER. 697 00:35:27,438 --> 00:35:28,729 IN! 698 00:35:35,104 --> 00:35:37,187 YOU THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BOYS. 699 00:35:37,187 --> 00:35:39,604 BUT I DO. THEY COUNT ON ME. 700 00:35:44,104 --> 00:35:45,479 AAH! 701 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,229 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA FEED ME TO 'EM? 702 00:35:51,229 --> 00:35:53,521 OH, THEY'VE ALREADY HAD THEIR DINNER. 703 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:56,104 BUT BOYS HAVE OTHER NEEDS. 704 00:35:57,896 --> 00:35:59,896 NO ONE. WILLOW AND GILES 705 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,396 MUST'VE ROUNDED UP THE REST OF THE SWIM TEAM. 706 00:36:01,396 --> 00:36:03,813 DOES MY NECK LOOK SCALY TO YOU? 707 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:06,604 OF COURSE IT LOOKS SCALY, THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN RUBBING IT DRY LIKE AN IDIOT. 708 00:36:06,604 --> 00:36:08,604 I NEED TO LOOK IN A MIRROR. WAIT HERE. 709 00:36:08,604 --> 00:36:10,938 BUT FEEL FREE TO COME IN IF YOU HEAR ME SCREAM. 710 00:36:25,104 --> 00:36:26,771 ANY GILLS YET? 711 00:36:26,771 --> 00:36:28,354 [SPLASH] 712 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:30,396 XANDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 713 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,271 XANDER? 714 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,604 OH, MY GOD. XANDER. 715 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:38,312 IT'S ME--CORDELIA. 716 00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:40,271 I KNOW YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME, BUT... 717 00:36:40,271 --> 00:36:43,396 GOD, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 718 00:36:43,396 --> 00:36:47,062 YOU JOINED THE SWIM TEAM TO IMPRESS ME. 719 00:36:47,062 --> 00:36:49,479 YOU WERE SO COURAGEOUS. 720 00:36:49,479 --> 00:36:52,563 AND YOU LOOKED REALLY HOT IN THOSE SPEEDOS. [CHUCKLES] 721 00:36:52,563 --> 00:36:55,813 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU, 722 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,729 NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 723 00:36:58,729 --> 00:37:02,354 AND... AND WE CAN STILL DATE. 724 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,604 OR... OR NOT. I MEAN... 725 00:37:04,604 --> 00:37:06,688 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO SEE OTHER FISH. 726 00:37:08,813 --> 00:37:12,187 I'LL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE BETTER... 727 00:37:12,187 --> 00:37:15,062 WHETHER THAT MEANS LITTLE BATH TOYS OR WHATEVER. 728 00:37:15,062 --> 00:37:16,855 UH... OH! 729 00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:19,104 THAT'S NOT ME. 730 00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,354 OHH! OHH! 731 00:37:20,354 --> 00:37:22,813 OH, MY GOD! AAH! 732 00:37:22,813 --> 00:37:24,396 IN YOU GO. IN. 733 00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:28,646 STAY CALM, CHAPS. 734 00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:31,688 EITHER WE'LL FIND AN EFFECTIVE ANTIDOTE, 735 00:37:31,688 --> 00:37:33,312 OR--OR, UH... 736 00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:36,271 S-STAY CALM. 737 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:39,688 EVERYONE'S ACCOUNTED FOR EXCEPT SEAN. 738 00:37:39,688 --> 00:37:42,146 I THINK WE CAN SAFELY SAY WE'VE FOUND SEAN. 739 00:37:42,146 --> 00:37:44,438 HE WAS IN THE POOL SKINLESS-DIPPING. 740 00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:46,688 WHERE'S BUFFY? 741 00:37:46,688 --> 00:37:48,604 SHE HASN'T COME BACK YET. 742 00:37:58,604 --> 00:38:01,396 GREAT. THIS IS JUST WHAT MY REPUTATION NEEDS... 743 00:38:01,396 --> 00:38:04,354 THAT I DID IT WITH THE ENTIRE SWIM TEAM. 744 00:38:17,146 --> 00:38:18,521 OHH! 745 00:38:27,896 --> 00:38:29,896 WHAT'S UP, COACH? 746 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:31,271 OH. UH, HARRIS. UH... 747 00:38:31,271 --> 00:38:32,271 [CHUCKLES] 748 00:38:32,271 --> 00:38:34,312 HOW YOU FEELIN'? 749 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,646 LITTLE DRY. NOTHING A LEMON BUTTER SAUCE WON'T CURE. 750 00:38:37,646 --> 00:38:39,062 HEH HEH HEH. 751 00:38:39,062 --> 00:38:40,938 WHERE'S BUFFY? 752 00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:08,729 OH! 753 00:39:25,479 --> 00:39:27,271 BUFFY, HURRY! YOUR HAND! 754 00:39:32,187 --> 00:39:33,563 HOLD ON! UHH! 755 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,271 COME ON! UHH! 756 00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:38,271 UHH! 757 00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:39,813 UHH! 758 00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:40,813 UHH! UHH! 759 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:42,521 PULL! 760 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:43,896 HOLD ON! UHH! 761 00:39:56,729 --> 00:39:58,396 [COUGHING] 762 00:40:00,438 --> 00:40:01,396 OH... 763 00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:02,396 [PANTING] 764 00:40:02,396 --> 00:40:03,729 THANKS. 765 00:40:03,729 --> 00:40:05,896 JUST DOING MY PART FOR OUR TEAM. 766 00:40:05,896 --> 00:40:06,980 OHHH... 767 00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,771 OH! OHH! 768 00:40:09,771 --> 00:40:10,646 UHH! AHH! 769 00:40:10,646 --> 00:40:11,896 AAH! 770 00:40:13,521 --> 00:40:14,938 UHH! 771 00:40:19,354 --> 00:40:20,312 UHH! UHH! 772 00:40:20,312 --> 00:40:21,896 [COUGHING] 773 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,938 Buffy: GRAB MY HAND. 774 00:40:25,938 --> 00:40:27,438 BOYS... 775 00:40:27,438 --> 00:40:28,813 UH, BOYS. 776 00:40:28,813 --> 00:40:29,729 OH, NO. BOYS? 777 00:40:29,729 --> 00:40:31,396 NO! HEY! NO! NO! 778 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:32,938 NO, BOYS! NO! [SOBBING] 779 00:40:32,938 --> 00:40:34,980 NO, BOYS! AAH! 780 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,146 AAH-- 781 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,146 THOSE BOYS REALLY LOVE THEIR COACH. 782 00:40:46,271 --> 00:40:48,980 LET'S SEE. I GOTTA TAKE A MAKEUP CHEM TEST AT 3:00. 783 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,938 AND THEN I'M MEETING SOME OF THE GUYS 784 00:40:50,938 --> 00:40:52,729 FOR PLASMA TRANSFUSIONS AT 5:00. 785 00:40:52,729 --> 00:40:54,646 IT'S TURNED INTO QUITE THE BUSY AFTERNOON. 786 00:40:54,646 --> 00:40:56,855 THE FUN NEVER STOPS WITH YOU, DOES IT? 787 00:40:56,855 --> 00:41:00,062 GILES SEEMS PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT THE TREATMENTS ARE GONNA WORK. 788 00:41:00,062 --> 00:41:02,938 TURNING INTO A CREEPY-CRAWLY WASN'T ON MY TOP 10 LIST 789 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:04,938 OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE I TURN 20. 790 00:41:04,938 --> 00:41:09,021 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'VE REALLY PROVEN YOURSELF TO ME. 791 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:12,187 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO JOIN THE NEW TEAM NEXT YEAR IF YOU DON'T WANT. 792 00:41:12,187 --> 00:41:14,438 I'D BE JUST AS HAPPY IF YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL. 793 00:41:18,229 --> 00:41:22,021 THE PEOPLE FROM ANIMAL CONTROL HAVE JUST LEFT. 794 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,521 OUR CREATURES HAVE APPARENTLY MADE A--A DASH FOR IT. 795 00:41:24,521 --> 00:41:26,980 UM... SO TO SPEAK. 796 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:28,771 DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HUNT THEM AGAIN? 797 00:41:28,771 --> 00:41:30,438 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 798 00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:32,646 I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE SEEING THEM ANYMORE. 799 00:41:32,646 --> 00:41:34,187 WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GO? 800 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,479 HOME. 801 00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:51,062 GRR! ARRGGH!