1 00:00:02,771 --> 00:00:04,312 Xander: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 2 00:00:04,312 --> 00:00:05,980 IT'S NICE. 3 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:09,271 BUT DO YOU THINK CORDELIA WILL LIKE IT? 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:10,563 I DON'T KNOW. 5 00:00:10,563 --> 00:00:12,062 WILL SHE KNOW WHAT ONE OF THESE IS? 6 00:00:12,062 --> 00:00:13,229 HA HA. 7 00:00:13,229 --> 00:00:14,813 OK, BIG YUKS. 8 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:16,312 WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA STOP MAKING FUN OF ME 9 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:17,312 FOR DATING CORDELIA? 10 00:00:17,312 --> 00:00:18,312 I'M SORRY. 11 00:00:18,312 --> 00:00:20,271 BUT NEVER. 12 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,980 I JUST THINK YOU COULD FIND SOMEBODY MORE... 13 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:25,104 BETTER. 14 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:26,563 PARALLEL UNIVERSE, MAYBE. 15 00:00:26,563 --> 00:00:27,980 HERE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON 16 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:29,354 I'M INTERESTED IN IS, UM... 17 00:00:29,354 --> 00:00:31,187 UNAVAILABLE. 18 00:00:31,187 --> 00:00:33,688 BESIDES, CORDY AND I ARE REALLY GETTING ALONG. 19 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:36,104 WE'RE NOT FIGHTING AS MUCH, AND YESTERDAY WE JUST SAT TOGETHER, 20 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:37,855 NOT EVEN SPEAKING. 21 00:00:37,855 --> 00:00:40,688 YOU KNOW, JUST, UH, ENJOYING COMFORTABLE SILENCE. 22 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:43,729 MAN, THAT WAS DULL. 23 00:00:43,729 --> 00:00:46,187 I'M GLAD THAT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALONG. 24 00:00:46,187 --> 00:00:47,354 ALMOST REALLY. 25 00:00:47,354 --> 00:00:50,187 AND DON'T STRESS OVER THE GIFT. 26 00:00:50,187 --> 00:00:51,479 WELL, THIS IS NEW TERRITORY FOR ME. 27 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,271 MY VALENTINES ARE USUALLY MET 28 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:54,813 WITH HEARTFELT RESTRAINING ORDERS. 29 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,146 SHE'LL LOVE IT. 30 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:58,354 I WISH DATING WAS LIKE SLAYING: 31 00:00:58,354 --> 00:01:00,104 YOU KNOW, SIMPLE, DIRECT, STAKE TO THE HEART, 32 00:01:00,104 --> 00:01:01,479 NO MUSS, NO FUSS. 33 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:02,604 OHH! 34 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:35,771 SORRY TO SAY, XAND, 35 00:01:35,771 --> 00:01:38,980 BUT SLAYING IS A TAD MORE PERILOUS THAN DATING. 36 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:41,312 WELL, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT DATING CORDELIA. 37 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,813 [WOLF HOWLING] 38 00:01:47,813 --> 00:01:50,312 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 39 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,646 WAIT UP. 40 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:53,938 HEY, WAIT UP. 41 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,729 EXCUSE ME. 42 00:02:56,729 --> 00:02:58,855 WHERE'S THE FIRE SALE? 43 00:02:58,855 --> 00:03:01,604 OH, SORRY. DIDN'T SEE YOU. 44 00:03:01,604 --> 00:03:03,396 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK LAST NIGHT? 45 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:04,855 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR OUTFITS FOR THE DANCE. 46 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:06,438 I'M GONNA WEAR RED AND BLACK, 47 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:08,021 SO YOU NEED TO SWITCH. 48 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,396 RED AND BLACK? IS THAT WHAT XANDER LIKES? 49 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:12,354 XANDER? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? 50 00:03:12,354 --> 00:03:15,312 A GIRL WANTS TO LOOK GOOD FOR HER GEEK. 51 00:03:15,312 --> 00:03:17,104 XANDER'S JUST-- 52 00:03:17,104 --> 00:03:18,312 WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA START WEARING 53 00:03:18,312 --> 00:03:20,229 CUTE LITTLE MATCHING OUTFITS? 54 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:23,271 'CAUSE I'M PLANNING TO VOMIT. LET'S GO. 55 00:03:27,312 --> 00:03:29,146 PAPERS ON MY DESK. 56 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:31,104 ANYBODY TRIES TO LEAVE WITHOUT GIVING ME A PAPER 57 00:03:31,104 --> 00:03:32,438 IS LOOKING AT A FAILING GRADE. 58 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:33,938 HA HA HA. 59 00:03:33,938 --> 00:03:35,479 THIS TIME I'M READY FOR YOU. 60 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:37,479 NO "F" FOR XANDER TODAY. 61 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:41,604 NO. THIS BABY'S MY TICKET TO A SWEET D-MINUS. 62 00:03:41,604 --> 00:03:43,271 HEY, AMY. 63 00:03:43,271 --> 00:03:44,896 ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE 64 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,229 AT THE BRONZE? 65 00:03:46,229 --> 00:03:47,438 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN. 66 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:49,354 GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 67 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,813 MY BOYFRIEND'S IN THE BAND. 68 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,021 COOL. 69 00:03:53,021 --> 00:03:54,229 I THINK YOU'VE NOW TOLD EVERYBODY. 70 00:03:54,229 --> 00:03:55,646 ONLY IN THIS HEMISPHERE. 71 00:03:55,646 --> 00:03:56,938 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 72 00:03:56,938 --> 00:03:59,396 OH, VALENTINE'S DAY 73 00:03:59,396 --> 00:04:01,563 IS JUST A CHEAP GIMMICK TO SELL CARDS AND CHOCOLATE. 74 00:04:01,563 --> 00:04:03,938 BAD BREAKUP, HUH? 75 00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:06,646 BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY UH-HUH. 76 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,230 THANK YOU. 77 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,354 THANK YOU. 78 00:04:19,104 --> 00:04:21,604 THANK YOU, AMY. 79 00:04:26,729 --> 00:04:30,187 I JUST HATE TO THINK OF YOU SOLO ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 80 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,062 I'LL BE FINE. 81 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:34,187 MOM AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A PIG-OUT AND VID FEST. 82 00:04:34,187 --> 00:04:35,396 IT'S A TIME-HONORED TRADITION 83 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:36,312 AMONG THE LOVELESS. 84 00:04:36,312 --> 00:04:37,813 DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? 85 00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:38,813 SEE WHAT? 86 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:40,312 IN CLASS. 87 00:04:40,312 --> 00:04:41,521 I THINK AMY JUST WORKED SOME MAGIC ON MISS BEAKMAN. 88 00:04:41,521 --> 00:04:42,813 YOU MEAN LIKE WITCHCRAFT? 89 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,479 YOU KNOW, HER MOM'S A WITCH. 90 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:46,646 AND AN AMATEUR PSYCHO. AMY'S THE LAST PERSON 91 00:04:46,646 --> 00:04:47,855 THAT SHOULD BE MESSING WITH THAT STUFF. 92 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,938 MAYBE I SHOULD-- 93 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:51,021 Giles: BUFFY. BUFFY. 94 00:04:51,021 --> 00:04:52,438 MIGHT I HAVE A WORD? 95 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:54,062 HAVE A SENTENCE, EVEN. 96 00:04:54,062 --> 00:04:56,062 OH. GOOD. WELL, UH... 97 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,688 Woman: PACK IT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 98 00:05:02,688 --> 00:05:04,354 RUPERT. 99 00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:05,855 MISS CALENDAR. 100 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:11,229 I'M GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER, ACTUALLY. 101 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:12,688 I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD, UH... 102 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,229 DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 103 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:17,104 UM... 104 00:05:17,104 --> 00:05:19,021 ACTUALLY, NOT JUST NOW. 105 00:05:19,021 --> 00:05:22,229 UH, I HAVE A MATTER TO DISCUSS WITH--WITH BUFFY. 106 00:05:23,729 --> 00:05:24,813 RIGHT. 107 00:05:24,813 --> 00:05:26,187 LET'S GO. 108 00:05:46,021 --> 00:05:47,479 ARE YOU OK? 109 00:05:47,479 --> 00:05:49,646 ME? 110 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:52,021 I-I'LL BE FINE. 111 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:54,855 UM, I WAS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, ACTUALLY. 112 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,855 SINCE ANGEL, UM, UH... 113 00:05:57,855 --> 00:05:59,354 TURNED... 114 00:05:59,354 --> 00:06:04,146 I'VE BEEN READING UP ON HIS EARLIER ACTIVITIES-- 115 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,604 FEEDING PATTERNS AND THE LIKE. 116 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:09,271 AND? 117 00:06:09,271 --> 00:06:11,230 AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY, 118 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,229 HE'S RATHER PRONE TO, UH... 119 00:06:13,229 --> 00:06:16,062 WELL, UM, BRUTAL DISPLAYS OF... 120 00:06:16,062 --> 00:06:18,771 HE WOULD THINK OF IT AS AFFECTION, I SUPPOSE. 121 00:06:18,771 --> 00:06:20,771 LIKE WHAT? 122 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,938 NO--NO NEED TO GO INTO DETAILS. 123 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,855 THAT BAD? 124 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:28,062 SUFFICE IT TO SAY I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST 125 00:06:28,062 --> 00:06:30,230 IF YOU STAYED OFF THE STREETS 126 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,021 FOR A FEW NIGHTS. 127 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:32,896 I'LL, UM... 128 00:06:32,896 --> 00:06:36,604 I'LL PATROL AND KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS. 129 00:06:38,855 --> 00:06:41,312 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 130 00:06:43,688 --> 00:06:45,563 IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR BOTH. 131 00:06:52,604 --> 00:06:54,896 FANCY IT, PET? 132 00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:56,729 AHH. 133 00:06:56,729 --> 00:06:58,563 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 134 00:06:58,563 --> 00:07:01,479 MMM. 135 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:03,646 NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY GIR-- 136 00:07:07,354 --> 00:07:09,771 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, DRU. 137 00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:11,104 OH... 138 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:14,604 ANGEL, 139 00:07:14,604 --> 00:07:18,187 IT'S STILL WARM. 140 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,438 I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. 141 00:07:20,438 --> 00:07:23,230 I FOUND IT IN A QUAINT LITTLE SHOPGIRL. 142 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:31,271 CUTE. 143 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:35,187 HERE. 144 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:41,563 I'LL GET IT. 145 00:07:41,563 --> 00:07:43,146 DONE. 146 00:07:44,604 --> 00:07:47,187 I KNOW DRU GIVES YOU PITY ACCESS, 147 00:07:47,187 --> 00:07:48,729 BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT 148 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,229 IT'S SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I DO THINGS FOR HER. 149 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:54,312 YOU WOULD DO WELL TO WORRY LESS ABOUT DRU 150 00:07:54,312 --> 00:07:56,396 AND MORE ABOUT THAT SLAYER 151 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:58,396 YOU'VE BEEN TRAMPING AROUND WITH. 152 00:07:58,396 --> 00:08:00,312 DEAR BUFFY. 153 00:08:00,312 --> 00:08:02,354 I'M STILL TRYING TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY 154 00:08:02,354 --> 00:08:04,021 TO SEND MY REGARDS. 155 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:06,187 Spike: WHY DON'T YOU RIP HER LUNGS OUT? 156 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:07,604 IT MIGHT MAKE AN IMPRESSION. 157 00:08:07,604 --> 00:08:08,729 LACKS... 158 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:10,396 POETRY. 159 00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:12,354 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. 160 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:15,146 WHAT RHYMES WITH LUNGS? 161 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:19,312 DON'T WORRY, SPIKE. 162 00:08:19,312 --> 00:08:22,271 ANGEL ALWAYS KNOWS... 163 00:08:22,271 --> 00:08:26,479 WHAT SPEAKS TO A GIRL'S HEART. 164 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:35,271 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 165 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:47,938 ♪ FEELIN' ♪ 166 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:51,230 ♪ I'VE BEEN LOST FOR YEARS ♪ 167 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:54,980 ♪ YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND ME ♪ 168 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,938 ♪ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THOSE TEARS ♪ 169 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:02,187 ♪ BUT YOU NEVER GET TO SLEEP ♪ 170 00:09:02,187 --> 00:09:05,229 ♪ WHEN I'M AWAY ♪ 171 00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:07,771 ♪ I DON'T MIND... ♪ 172 00:09:07,771 --> 00:09:10,563 OZ HAS HIS COOL HAIR TODAY. 173 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:12,354 I THINK I'M A GROUPIE. 174 00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:18,646 ♪ PAIN. I CAN'T SLEEP ♪ 175 00:09:19,604 --> 00:09:21,062 OH, HEY! 176 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:26,062 ♪ PAIN. I CAN'T SLEEP ♪ 177 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,062 ♪ RUNNIN' ♪ 178 00:09:29,062 --> 00:09:30,354 [TV PLAYS] 179 00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:31,271 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 180 00:09:33,563 --> 00:09:35,271 HERE. 181 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,187 MOM? 182 00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:59,438 MOM? 183 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,396 [DOOR OPENS] 184 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,104 [GASPS] 185 00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:13,104 BUFFY, IT'S ME. 186 00:10:13,104 --> 00:10:14,312 YEAH. 187 00:10:14,312 --> 00:10:15,980 YOU JUST STARTLED ME A LITTLE. 188 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,688 I WAS JUST CHECKING THE BACK DOOR. 189 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:20,271 SOMEBODY, UM, LEFT THESE FOR YOU. 190 00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:39,813 ♪ PAIN. I CAN'T SLEEP ♪ 191 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:47,604 ♪ PAIN. I CAN'T SLEEP ♪ 192 00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:53,688 ♪ PAIN. I CAN'T SLEEP ♪ 193 00:10:58,271 --> 00:10:59,563 HEY. 194 00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:00,938 YOUR CLOTHES... 195 00:11:00,938 --> 00:11:03,146 YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 196 00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:04,604 I LET BUFFY DRESS ME. 197 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:07,146 WELL, NOT PHYSICALLY. 198 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:08,604 PERFECT. 199 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:11,021 YOU HAD TO MAKE THIS HARDER, DIDN'T YOU? 200 00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:13,396 OK. CLEARLY THE FACT THAT I PLEASE YOU VISUALLY 201 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:14,521 HAS GOT US OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT HERE. 202 00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:16,354 XANDER-- 203 00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:18,021 LET ME FINISH. 204 00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:20,563 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT US LATELY-- 205 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:21,938 THE WHY AND THE WHEREFORE. 206 00:11:21,938 --> 00:11:23,688 YOU KNOW, 207 00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:25,855 ONCE, TWICE, A KISSY HERE, 208 00:11:25,855 --> 00:11:27,646 A KISSY THERE. 209 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,521 AND YOU CAN CHALK IT ALL UP TO HORMONES. 210 00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:32,187 AND MAYBE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE HERE-- 211 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:35,438 TAWDRY TEEN LUST. 212 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:37,646 BUT MAYBE NOT. 213 00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:38,896 MAYBE SOMETHING IN YOU 214 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,396 SEES SOMETHING SPECIAL INSIDE ME. 215 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,938 AND VICE VERSA. 216 00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:44,771 I MEAN, I THINK I DO. 217 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,187 SEE SOMETHING. 218 00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:48,312 SO... 219 00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:50,813 XANDER. 220 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:56,312 THANK YOU. 221 00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,354 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 222 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,146 I WANT TO BREAK UP. 223 00:12:05,646 --> 00:12:07,230 OK. 224 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,896 NOT QUITE THE REACTION I WAS LOOKING FOR. 225 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,479 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 226 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,479 IT'S JUST... 227 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:14,062 WHO ARE WE KIDDING? 228 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:17,021 EVEN IF PARTS OF US DO SEE SPECIALNESS, 229 00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:19,187 WE DON'T FIT. 230 00:12:19,187 --> 00:12:20,729 YEAH. 231 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,438 OK. 232 00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:25,479 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD DAY 233 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,813 TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY? 234 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,396 ANY DAY BESIDES VALENTINE'S DAY. 235 00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:32,354 I MEAN, WHAT, WERE YOU RUNNING LOW ON DRAMATIC IRONY? 236 00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:33,646 I KNOW. 237 00:12:33,646 --> 00:12:35,646 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT THIS WAY. 238 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:37,479 WELL, YOU DID. 239 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,062 DUDE. 240 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,855 WAY TO GET DUMPED. 241 00:13:00,771 --> 00:13:02,646 OH, BUFFY, MY BUD, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE-- 242 00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:04,271 CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. ANGEL. 243 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,813 DO YOU NEED HELP? 244 00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,187 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 245 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,479 GEE, XANDER, 246 00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:20,521 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE 247 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:23,312 SO THAT EVEN MORE GIRLS CAN REJECT YOU. 248 00:13:38,521 --> 00:13:40,896 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 249 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:44,146 AMY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 250 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:46,021 YOU'RE A WITCH. 251 00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:48,021 NO, I'M NOT. 252 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:51,312 THAT--THAT WAS MY MOM, REMEMBER? 253 00:13:51,312 --> 00:13:53,062 YEAH. I'M THINKING IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 254 00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:54,813 I SAW YOU WORKING THAT MOJO ON MISS BEAKMAN. 255 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,396 MAYBE I SHOULD GO TELL SOMEBODY AB-- 256 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:58,521 THAT'S NOT EVEN-- THAT IS SO MEAN. 257 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,771 BLACKMAIL IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. 258 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,146 I DIDN'T SAY BLACKMAIL. 259 00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:04,354 YEAH. BUT I'M ABOUT TO BLACKMAIL YOU, 260 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:05,646 SO I THOUGHT I'D BRING IT UP. 261 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,563 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 262 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:10,230 [CHUCKLES] 263 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,104 WHAT DO I WANT? 264 00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,021 I WANT SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE. 265 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,813 I WANT, FOR ONCE, TO COME OUT AHEAD. 266 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:20,104 I WANT THE HELLMOUTH TO BE WORKING FOR ME. 267 00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:21,688 YOU AND ME, AMY... 268 00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,271 WE'RE GONNA CAST A LITTLE SPELL. 269 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,354 A LOVE SPELL? 270 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,896 YEAH. YOU KNOW, 271 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,396 JUST THE BASIC CAN'T EAT, CAN'T SLEEP, 272 00:14:38,396 --> 00:14:41,062 CAN'T BREATHE ANYTHING BUT LITTLE OLD MOI. 273 00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:42,187 THAT KIND OF THING IS THE HARDEST. 274 00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:44,438 I MEAN, TO MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU 275 00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:45,438 FOR ALL ETERNITY? 276 00:14:45,438 --> 00:14:46,312 WHOA! 277 00:14:46,312 --> 00:14:47,980 WHOA, BACK UP. 278 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,896 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ETERNITY? 279 00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:51,980 A MAN CAN ONLY TALK SELF-TANNING LOTION FOR SO LONG 280 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,062 BEFORE HIS HEAD EXPLODES. 281 00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,521 THEN I DON'T GET IT. 282 00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:55,855 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HER FOREVER, 283 00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:57,646 THEN WHAT'S THE POINT? 284 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,813 THE POINT IS I WANT HER TO WANT ME DESPERATELY 285 00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:01,021 SO I CAN BREAK UP WITH HER 286 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:02,438 AND SUBJECT HER TO THE SAME HELL 287 00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:03,563 SHE'S BEEN PUTTING ME THROUGH. 288 00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:05,479 OOH, 289 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:08,938 I DON'T KNOW, XANDER. 290 00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:11,438 INTENT HAS TO BE PURE WITH LOVE SPELLS. 291 00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:12,729 I INTEND REVENGE-- 292 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:13,813 PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW. 293 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,104 NOW, 294 00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:16,354 ARE YOU GONNA PLAY, 295 00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:17,896 OR DO WE NEED TO HAVE ANOTHER CHAT 296 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,646 ABOUT INVISIBLE HOMEWORK? 297 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:24,271 I'LL NEED SOMETHING OF HERS. 298 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,187 A PERSONAL OBJECT. 299 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:28,062 ALL RIGHT. 300 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,312 SOON WHAT, GILES? 301 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,771 YOU NEVER HELD OUT ON ME 302 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,396 UNTIL THE BIG, BAD THING IN THE DARK 303 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,021 BECAME MY EX-HONEY. 304 00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:42,187 WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? 305 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:43,396 HE SAID IT WITH FLOWERS. 306 00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:44,771 THIS ISN'T THE TIME 307 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,312 TO START BECOMING MR. PROTECTIVE GUY. 308 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,187 I CAN'T JUST HANG AROUND, 309 00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:50,604 AND I CAN'T PREPARE WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING. 310 00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:51,980 NO, OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT. 311 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,312 SIT DOWN. 312 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,646 OH, COME ON, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 313 00:16:04,646 --> 00:16:06,230 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A BIG SCENE. 314 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,646 I JUST WANT THE NECKLACE BACK. 315 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:10,021 WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIFT. 316 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,271 LAST NIGHT IT WAS A GIFT. 317 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,396 TODAY IT'S SCRAP METAL. 318 00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,021 FIGURE I CAN MELT IT DOWN 319 00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:15,271 AND SELL IT FOR FILLINGS OR SOMETHING. 320 00:16:15,271 --> 00:16:16,729 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 321 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,187 COME ON, I'M NOT GONNA ADD 322 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,229 TO THE CORDELIA CHASE CASTOFF COLLECTION. 323 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,271 IT'S IN MY LOCKER. 324 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:25,771 I CAN WAIT. 325 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,896 HERE. IT'S A GOOD THING WE BROKE UP. 326 00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,396 NOW I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND I LIKE IT. 327 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:07,479 Amy: DIANA... 328 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,396 GODDESS OF LOVE AND THE HUNT, 329 00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,104 I PRAY TO THEE. 330 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:15,813 LET MY CRIES 331 00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:18,396 BIND THE HEART OF XANDER'S BELOVED. 332 00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:21,104 MAY SHE NEITHER REST 333 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:23,354 NOR SLEEP 334 00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:25,813 UNTIL SHE SUBMITS TO HIS WILL ONLY. 335 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,146 DIANA, 336 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:30,688 BRING ABOUT THIS LOVE AND BLESS IT. 337 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,729 BLOW OUT THE CANDLE NOW. 338 00:17:58,563 --> 00:17:59,980 WHAT? 339 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,146 GOOD MORNING, LADIES. 340 00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:05,021 SOME KIND OF WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING, HUH? 341 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,855 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 342 00:18:06,855 --> 00:18:08,604 YOU CAN'T BE SNIFFING AROUND 343 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,438 FOR MORE JEWELRY TO MELT, 344 00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:14,230 BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER GAVE ME WAS THAT SMALLMART-LOOKING THING. 345 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,021 IS THIS LOVE? 346 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:19,146 'CAUSE MAYBE ON YOU IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT. 347 00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:20,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 348 00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:24,146 ARE YOU GOING, LIKE, STALKER-BOY ON ME NOW? 349 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,938 SORRY. MY MISTAKE. 350 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:29,271 YEAH, I SHOULD SAY SO. 351 00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:34,729 WHAT IS HIS DEAL? 352 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:36,688 LOOK, HERE'S ANOTHER. HERE. 353 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:39,438 UM, "VALENTINE'S DAY." YES, UH... 354 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:42,604 "ANGEL NAILS A PUPPY TO THE--" 355 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:43,855 SKIP IT. 356 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:45,646 BUT-- 357 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,855 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 358 00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:48,438 I DON'T HAVE A PUPPY. SKIP IT. 359 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:50,396 RIGHT, YOU ARE. 360 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,604 I'LL GET ANOTHER BATCH. 361 00:18:52,604 --> 00:18:54,187 I HAVE A PLAN. 362 00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:56,563 WE'LL USE ME AS BAIT. 363 00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:59,146 YOU MEAN, MAKE ANGEL COME AFTER YOU? 364 00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:00,521 NO, I MEAN CHOP ME INTO LITTLE PIECES 365 00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:02,354 AND STICK ME ON HOOKS FOR FISH TO NIBBLE AT 366 00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,187 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE MORE FUN THAN MY LIFE. 367 00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:06,688 YEAH. 368 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,104 I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND CORDY. 369 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,563 THAT'S HER LOSS. 370 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:11,688 YEAH. 371 00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:13,729 NOT REALLY THE POPULAR THEORY. 372 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:18,563 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE? 373 00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,354 WHY DON'T YOU AND I DO SOMETHING TOGETHER TONIGHT? 374 00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:22,062 JUST THE TWO OF US. 375 00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,229 REALLY? 376 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,396 YEAH. 377 00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:27,230 WE CAN COMFORT EACH OTHER. 378 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:30,104 WOULD LAP DANCING ENTER INTO THAT SCENARIO AT ALL? 379 00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,187 'CAUSE I FIND THAT VERY COMFORTING. 380 00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:37,062 PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT... 381 00:19:38,563 --> 00:19:39,855 OK, UH... 382 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:43,104 YOU DO KNOW THAT I'M XANDER, RIGHT? 383 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,688 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST... 384 00:19:45,688 --> 00:19:47,855 HEARD THAT YOU AND CORDY BROKE UP, 385 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:51,354 AND I GUESS I WAS JUST SURPRISED HOW GLAD I WAS. 386 00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:55,229 IT'S FUNNY... 387 00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:58,521 HOW YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE EVERY DAY 388 00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,312 BUT NOT REALLY SEE THEM. 389 00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:01,396 YOU KNOW? 390 00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:04,980 YEAH, IT'S FUNNY. 391 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,396 AND IT'S JUST GETTING FUNNIER. 392 00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:13,563 XANDER, 393 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,312 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 394 00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:22,354 YEAH, OK. 395 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:27,438 XANDER. 396 00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:28,813 YEAH. 397 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,771 I DON'T THINK THE SPELL WORKED OUT RIGHT. 398 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:31,771 YEAH, IT BOMBED. NO BIGGIE. 399 00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:33,479 WE CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN. 400 00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:35,229 I AM STILL PRETTY NEW AT THIS. 401 00:20:35,229 --> 00:20:36,896 OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK. 402 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:38,688 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS WRONG TO MEDDLE 403 00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,312 WITH THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. I SEE THAT NOW. 404 00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:42,813 I THINK WE'VE ALL GROWN. I GOTTA GO. 405 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,062 WE DON'T HAVE TO CAST ANY SPELLS. 406 00:20:44,062 --> 00:20:46,146 WE CAN JUST... 407 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,312 HANG OUT. 408 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,438 SURE. 409 00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:51,062 WHAT? 410 00:20:51,062 --> 00:20:53,604 WELL, I LIKED SPENDING TIME WITH YOU. 411 00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:55,312 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 412 00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:58,021 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN-- 413 00:20:58,021 --> 00:20:59,771 YOU CAN SEE A PERSON EVERY DAY AND-- 414 00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:01,354 NOT REALLY SEE THEM. 415 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,563 EXACTLY. 416 00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:07,354 SO, ANYWAY, I THOUGHT-- 417 00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,438 HI, XANDER. 418 00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:09,938 WHAT? 419 00:21:09,938 --> 00:21:11,688 YOU'RE IN MR. BAIRD'S HISTORY CLASS, RIGHT? 420 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,187 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD STUDY TOGETHER TONIGHT. 421 00:21:14,187 --> 00:21:15,980 DO YOU MIND? WE WERE TALKING. 422 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,855 I REALLY GOTTA GO. 423 00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:20,312 RIGHT NOW. 424 00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:38,855 SORRY. 425 00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:40,354 I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 426 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:41,855 GOOD JOB. 427 00:21:41,855 --> 00:21:43,521 HIGH MARKS. 428 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:45,354 DON'T BE SO JUMPY. 429 00:21:45,354 --> 00:21:47,771 I'VE BEEN IN YOUR BED BEFORE. 430 00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:51,354 YEAH, BUT, WILL, WE WERE BOTH IN FOOTY PAJAMAS. 431 00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:53,312 XAND, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 432 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,563 WILL, I THINK I KNOW 433 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,813 WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING. 434 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,563 BUT THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 435 00:21:57,563 --> 00:22:00,021 I CAST A SPELL, AND IT SORT OF BACKFIRED. 436 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,021 HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS? 437 00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:02,938 A LONG, LONG TIME. 438 00:22:02,938 --> 00:22:04,604 TOO LONG TO DO ANYTHING 439 00:22:04,604 --> 00:22:05,855 THAT MIGHT CHANGE THAT NOW. 440 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:08,062 BUT FRIENDSHIPS CHANGE ALL THE TIME. 441 00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:11,229 PEOPLE GROW APART. 442 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,563 THEY GROW CLOSER. 443 00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:13,855 THIS IS GOOD. 444 00:22:13,855 --> 00:22:14,813 HOW CLOSE WE ARE NOW. 445 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:16,146 I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE 446 00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:17,563 WITH THIS AMOUNT OF CLOSENESS. 447 00:22:17,563 --> 00:22:19,438 IN FACT, I CAN EVEN BACK UP A FEW PACES 448 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,688 AND STILL BE HAPPY. 449 00:22:21,729 --> 00:22:22,855 SEE? 450 00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:26,396 I WANT YOU, XANDER... 451 00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,021 TO BE MY FIRST. 452 00:22:29,021 --> 00:22:30,563 BASEMAN. 453 00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:31,980 PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE TALKING BASEBALL. 454 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:35,062 SHH. 455 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,813 WE BOTH KNOW IT'S RIGHT. 456 00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:39,896 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T FIND YOU SEXY. 457 00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,146 IS IT OZ? 458 00:22:41,146 --> 00:22:43,021 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 459 00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:45,146 HE'S SWEET, BUT... 460 00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,271 HE'S NOT YOU. 461 00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:47,855 YES, HE IS. 462 00:22:47,855 --> 00:22:49,271 AND YOU SHOULD GO TO HIM. 463 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:50,604 'CAUSE HE'S ME. 464 00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,729 I--I--I DON'T WANT TO USE FORCE. 465 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:56,896 MMM. 466 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,771 FORCE IS OK. 467 00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:00,146 TH-THAT'S IT! 468 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,813 THIS HAS GOTTA STOP. 469 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:04,771 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ACT LIKE A MAN. 470 00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:06,187 AND HIDE. 471 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:17,312 HA. VERY FUNNY. 472 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,438 WHAT DID I DO NOW, WEAR RED AND PURPLE TOGETHER? 473 00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:20,938 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 474 00:23:20,938 --> 00:23:23,312 XANDER IS WOUNDED BECAUSE OF YOU. 475 00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:26,271 ARE YOU TRIPPING? 476 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,312 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. 477 00:23:28,312 --> 00:23:30,271 ONLY A SICK PUP WOULD LET XANDER GET AWAY, 478 00:23:30,271 --> 00:23:32,688 NO MATTER WHAT HER FRIENDS SAID. 479 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:35,438 WHAT DOES IT TAKE 480 00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:36,771 TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY? 481 00:23:40,479 --> 00:23:45,187 ♪ HEY-HEY, YEAH ♪ 482 00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:48,688 ♪ GOT THE LOVE, GOT THE LOVE ♪ 483 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,104 ♪ YEAH ♪ 484 00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:54,646 ♪ GOT THE LOVE, GOT THE LOVE ♪ 485 00:23:54,646 --> 00:23:57,312 ♪ GOT THE LOVE, GOT THE LOVE ♪ 486 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,229 ♪ SUGAR BABY ♪ 487 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,771 ♪ GOT THE LOVE, GOT THE LOVE ♪ 488 00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:07,813 ♪ OH, NOW, BABE, YOU'VE BEEN GONE SUCH A LONG TIME ♪ 489 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:11,187 ♪ I'VE BEEN THINKIN' 'BOUT WHAT IT IS WE'VE GOT ♪ 490 00:24:13,563 --> 00:24:17,021 ♪ NOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD ♪ 491 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,312 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 492 00:24:18,312 --> 00:24:19,938 ♪ BUT WE GOT A LOT ♪ 493 00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:27,146 ♪ NOW, THERE'S MUCH MORE THAN A GHOST OF A CHANCE ♪ 494 00:24:27,146 --> 00:24:35,062 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT RIGHT THIS TIME ♪ 495 00:24:35,062 --> 00:24:38,021 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO STAY MINE ♪ 496 00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:41,312 ♪ YEAH, I GOT THE LOVE ♪ 497 00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:44,187 ♪ GOT THE LOVE, GOT THE LOVE ♪ 498 00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:48,271 XANDER. 499 00:24:50,396 --> 00:24:51,646 WHAT IS IT? 500 00:24:51,646 --> 00:24:53,855 I-IT'S ME... 501 00:24:53,855 --> 00:24:55,271 THROWING MYSELF AT YOUR MERCY. 502 00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:56,646 WHAT? WHY? 503 00:24:56,646 --> 00:24:58,104 I MADE A MESS, GILES. 504 00:24:58,104 --> 00:24:59,604 SEE, I FOUND OUT THAT AMY'S INTO WITCHCRAFT, 505 00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:01,604 AND I WAS HURT, I GUESS, 506 00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:04,312 SO I MADE HER PUT THE LOVE WHAMMY ON CORDY, 507 00:25:04,312 --> 00:25:06,229 BUT IT BACKFIRED. 508 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,062 AND NOW EVERY WOMAN IN SUNNYDALE WANTS TO MAKE ME HER CUDDLE MONKEY, 509 00:25:08,062 --> 00:25:09,688 WHICH MAY SOUND SWELL ON PAPER, BUT-- 510 00:25:09,688 --> 00:25:11,104 RUPERT, WE NEED TO TALK. 511 00:25:11,104 --> 00:25:12,187 HEY, XANDER. 512 00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,062 NICE SHIRT. 513 00:25:14,062 --> 00:25:16,438 LOOK, RUPERT, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME, 514 00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:17,813 AND I DON'T BLAME YOU, 515 00:25:17,813 --> 00:25:20,021 BUT I AM NOT JUST GONNA GO AWAY. 516 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:23,396 I CARE FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU TO... 517 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,813 HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? 518 00:25:24,813 --> 00:25:26,396 OHH. 519 00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:33,729 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH 520 00:25:33,729 --> 00:25:35,396 TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 521 00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:37,479 I'M TWICE THE FOOL IT TAKES TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 522 00:25:37,479 --> 00:25:40,021 HAS, UH... 523 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:42,813 HAS AMY TRIED TO REVERSE THE SPELL? 524 00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,729 I GET AROUND AMY, 525 00:25:44,729 --> 00:25:46,771 AND ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS TALK HONEYMOON PLANS. 526 00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:48,855 RUPERT, MAYBE I NEED TO TALK TO XANDER ALONE. 527 00:25:48,855 --> 00:25:51,062 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SERIOUS THIS IS? 528 00:25:51,062 --> 00:25:52,896 PEOPLE UNDER LOVE SPELLS, XANDER, 529 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:54,646 ARE DEADLY. 530 00:25:54,646 --> 00:25:57,271 THEY LOSE ALL CAPACITY FOR REASON. 531 00:25:57,271 --> 00:25:59,855 AND IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE 532 00:25:59,855 --> 00:26:02,062 AND THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION IS AFFECTED... 533 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,271 DON'T LEAVE THE LIBRARY. 534 00:26:05,271 --> 00:26:06,855 I'LL FIND AMY 535 00:26:06,855 --> 00:26:08,771 AND SEE IF WE CAN PUT A STOP TO THIS THING. 536 00:26:16,855 --> 00:26:18,104 NO! 537 00:26:36,646 --> 00:26:38,604 ALONE AT LAST. 538 00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:42,062 BUFF, GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK. 539 00:26:42,062 --> 00:26:46,229 OH, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MORE THAN THAT. 540 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:47,729 BUFF... 541 00:26:47,729 --> 00:26:49,354 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, 542 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:50,604 DON'T OPEN THAT RAINCOAT. 543 00:26:50,604 --> 00:26:52,021 COME ON, 544 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:54,187 IT'S A PARTY. 545 00:26:54,187 --> 00:26:56,646 AREN'T YOU GONNA OPEN YOUR PRESENT? 546 00:26:56,646 --> 00:26:59,062 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO. 547 00:26:59,062 --> 00:27:01,062 SOMETIMES THE REMOTE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBILITY 548 00:27:01,062 --> 00:27:02,771 THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE ME WAS ALL THAT SUSTAINED ME. 549 00:27:02,771 --> 00:27:04,229 BUT NOT NOW. 550 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:07,188 NOT LIKE THIS. 551 00:27:07,188 --> 00:27:08,896 THIS ISN'T REAL TO YOU. 552 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,771 YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE OF A SPELL. 553 00:27:10,771 --> 00:27:12,646 I MEAN, IF I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE CLUE 554 00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:14,271 WHAT IT WOULD MEAN TO ME... 555 00:27:15,688 --> 00:27:17,146 BUT YOU DON'T. 556 00:27:18,688 --> 00:27:22,146 SO I CAN'T. 557 00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:25,646 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS ALL A GAME? 558 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,688 A GAME? 559 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,563 I--NO! 560 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,729 YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY, 561 00:27:29,729 --> 00:27:31,771 AND THEN YOU REJECT ME? 562 00:27:31,771 --> 00:27:33,021 WHAT AM I, A TOY? 563 00:27:33,021 --> 00:27:34,563 BUFFY, PLEASE CALM DOWN. 564 00:27:34,563 --> 00:27:37,146 I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF. 565 00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:39,604 GET AWAY FROM HIM. 566 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:40,771 HE'S MINE. 567 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,688 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 568 00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:47,521 XANDER, TELL HER. 569 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:48,646 WHAT? 570 00:27:48,646 --> 00:27:50,146 I, UH... 571 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,521 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SAY. 572 00:27:51,521 --> 00:27:53,479 I KNOW WHAT HIS HEART WANTS. 573 00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:54,729 FUNNY, 574 00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:56,479 I KNOW WHAT YOUR FACE WANTS. 575 00:27:58,521 --> 00:28:01,062 WHAT IS THIS, YOU'RE TWO-TIMING ME? 576 00:28:01,062 --> 00:28:04,896 GODDESS HECATE, WORK THY WILL. 577 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:06,896 UH-OH. 578 00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:10,604 BEFORE THEE LET THE UNCLEAN THING CRAWL! 579 00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:12,229 BUFFY! 580 00:28:14,104 --> 00:28:16,188 OH, MY GOD. 581 00:28:27,521 --> 00:28:29,646 WH-WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 582 00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:32,104 BUFFY. 583 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:33,396 WHERE IS SHE? 584 00:28:38,187 --> 00:28:39,771 Giles: OH, MY GOD. 585 00:28:39,771 --> 00:28:42,230 WHY IS SHE HERE? 586 00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:43,688 CAN YOU FOCUS FOR A MINUTE? 587 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:46,396 YOU JUST TURNED BUFFY INTO A RAT. 588 00:28:46,396 --> 00:28:48,479 BUFFY CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. 589 00:28:48,479 --> 00:28:50,521 WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEPLACE PRIVATE? 590 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,646 CAN YOU-- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 591 00:28:52,646 --> 00:28:53,855 UNTIL YOU CHANGE HER BACK. 592 00:28:53,855 --> 00:28:55,563 YOU HEARD HIM. 593 00:28:55,563 --> 00:28:57,396 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST UNDO YOUR LITTLE MAGIC TRICK 594 00:28:57,396 --> 00:28:58,646 AND GET LOST? 595 00:28:58,646 --> 00:29:00,813 WHO MADE YOU QUEEN OF THE WORLD? 596 00:29:00,813 --> 00:29:03,771 WELL, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE. 597 00:29:03,771 --> 00:29:05,729 WHAT CAN I SAY? 598 00:29:05,729 --> 00:29:08,563 I GUESS XANDER'S JUST TOO MUCH MAN FOR THE PIMPLE SQUAD. 599 00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:13,813 GODDESS HECATE, TO YOU I PRAY, WITH THIS-- 600 00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:16,813 WOULD YOU QUIT WITH THE HECATE? 601 00:29:18,396 --> 00:29:20,563 OK, WHAT NOW? 602 00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:22,563 YOU DON'T LIKE MY LOCKER COMBINATION? 603 00:29:22,563 --> 00:29:25,188 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. YOU NEVER LOVED HIM. 604 00:29:25,188 --> 00:29:26,521 YOU JUST USED HIM. 605 00:29:26,521 --> 00:29:29,312 YOU MAKE ME SICK. 606 00:29:29,312 --> 00:29:31,771 OK, HARMONY, IF YOU NEED TO BORROW MY MIDOL, 607 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:32,896 JUST ASK. 608 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:43,062 YOU TWO, SIT. 609 00:29:43,062 --> 00:29:45,312 AND BE QUIET. 610 00:29:45,312 --> 00:29:47,396 WE HAVE TO CATCH THE BUFFY RAT. 611 00:29:47,396 --> 00:29:49,855 OOH, THERE. 612 00:29:57,271 --> 00:30:00,479 GOOD BUFFY. 613 00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:02,312 JUST... 614 00:30:09,396 --> 00:30:11,563 THAT KINDA HURT. 615 00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:13,438 KINDA?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 616 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,229 I WAS ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT, 617 00:30:15,229 --> 00:30:17,312 LISTENING TO WILLOW CRY ABOUT YOU. 618 00:30:17,312 --> 00:30:19,771 NOW, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, 619 00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:23,354 BUT I WAS LEFT WITH A VERY STRONG URGE TO HIT YOU. 620 00:30:26,855 --> 00:30:28,771 I DIDN'T TOUCH HER. I SWEAR. 621 00:30:28,771 --> 00:30:29,855 XANDER, 622 00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:32,062 WHERE'S BUFFY? 623 00:30:32,062 --> 00:30:35,187 AMY TURNED HER INTO A RAT. 624 00:30:35,187 --> 00:30:36,604 OH. 625 00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:37,604 [KISSING SOUNDS] 626 00:30:40,813 --> 00:30:42,688 Giles: I DON'T SEE HER. 627 00:30:42,688 --> 00:30:43,771 IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER, I'LL... 628 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,688 OH, JUST GO HOME. 629 00:30:46,688 --> 00:30:48,563 LOCK YOURSELF AWAY. 630 00:30:48,563 --> 00:30:49,980 YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS HERE. 631 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,604 NOW, AMY, JENNY, AND I WILL, UH... 632 00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:54,146 TRY AND BREAK THE SPELL. 633 00:30:54,146 --> 00:30:58,104 OZ, IF YOU COULD AID US IN--IN FINDING, 634 00:30:58,104 --> 00:30:59,896 UM... BUFFY. 635 00:30:59,896 --> 00:31:02,354 SURE. ABSOLUTELY. 636 00:31:02,354 --> 00:31:06,312 JUST GO. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. 637 00:31:19,729 --> 00:31:21,438 BUFFY. 638 00:31:21,438 --> 00:31:23,479 Cordelia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 639 00:31:23,479 --> 00:31:25,229 YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! 640 00:31:25,229 --> 00:31:26,521 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DO BETTER, IS THAT IT? 641 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:28,271 NO, I... 642 00:31:28,271 --> 00:31:30,938 WE'LL KNOCK THAT SNOTTY ATTITUDE RIGHT OUT OF YOU. 643 00:31:30,938 --> 00:31:32,604 AAH! AAH! 644 00:31:32,604 --> 00:31:35,563 [ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT] 645 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,563 OH! STOP! 646 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,438 XANDER, I LOVE YOU! 647 00:31:41,438 --> 00:31:43,146 I LOVE YOU! 648 00:31:51,938 --> 00:31:54,938 YOU MUST HAVE BOTCHED THE RITUAL 649 00:31:54,938 --> 00:31:56,813 SO THAT CORDELIA'S NECKLACE 650 00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:58,604 ACTUALLY PROTECTED HER FROM THE SPELL. 651 00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:00,604 THAT ONE SHOULD BE EASILY REVERSIBLE, 652 00:32:00,604 --> 00:32:02,396 BUT WHERE DID YOU LEARN ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION? 653 00:32:02,396 --> 00:32:03,855 WHY DID YOU SEND XANDER AWAY? 654 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,563 HE NEEDS ME. 655 00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,688 [CHORTLES] 656 00:32:06,688 --> 00:32:07,604 THAT'S A LAUGH. 657 00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:09,104 HE LOVES ME. 658 00:32:09,104 --> 00:32:10,729 WE LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S SOULS. 659 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,229 NO ONE CAN LOVE 2 PEOPLE AT ONCE. 660 00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:14,438 WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL. 661 00:32:14,438 --> 00:32:16,521 INSTEAD OF MAKING ME ILL, WHY DOESN'T ONE OF YOU TRY TO HELP ME? 662 00:32:16,521 --> 00:32:18,229 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. 663 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,771 I KNOW IT'S NOT LOVE. 664 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:20,855 IT'S OBSESSION. 665 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,646 SELFISH, BANAL OBSESSION. 666 00:32:23,646 --> 00:32:25,354 AND XANDER HAS PUT HIMSELF IN VERY GREAT DANGER. 667 00:32:25,354 --> 00:32:26,980 IF YOU CARED AT ALL ABOUT HIM, 668 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,396 YOU'D HELP ME SAVE HIM, 669 00:32:28,396 --> 00:32:30,187 RATHER THAN WITTERING ON ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 670 00:32:30,187 --> 00:32:31,354 NOW, LET'S GET ON WITH SOME WORK. 671 00:32:31,354 --> 00:32:32,646 NOW, JENNY-- 672 00:32:34,229 --> 00:32:35,813 GREAT. 673 00:32:35,813 --> 00:32:38,855 I THINK WE... 674 00:32:38,855 --> 00:32:40,604 LOST THEM. 675 00:32:40,604 --> 00:32:43,187 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN I'D FIND YOU WITH HER. 676 00:32:43,187 --> 00:32:44,521 WILL... 677 00:32:44,521 --> 00:32:45,771 COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT ME. 678 00:32:45,771 --> 00:32:47,354 OH, NO? 679 00:32:47,354 --> 00:32:49,813 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS FOR ME. 680 00:32:49,813 --> 00:32:52,187 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 681 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:55,980 I'D RATHER SEE YOU DEAD THAN WITH THAT BITCH. 682 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:58,187 [GIRLS SCREAM] 683 00:32:58,187 --> 00:33:00,104 GET AWAY FROM HIM! 684 00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:01,354 HE'S MINE! 685 00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:32,855 [HISSES] 686 00:33:39,938 --> 00:33:42,729 OK, NOW I REALLY THINK WE'VE LOST THEM. 687 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,688 DAMN IT, XANDER, WHAT'S GOING ON? 688 00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:46,604 WHO DIED AND MADE YOU ELVIS? 689 00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,104 BUFFY'S HOUSE. LET'S GET INSIDE. I'LL EXPLAIN THERE. 690 00:33:52,604 --> 00:33:53,938 COME ON! 691 00:33:53,938 --> 00:33:55,980 XANDER, CORDELIA, WHAT-- 692 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,312 YEAH, HI. 693 00:33:58,354 --> 00:34:00,271 WHAT HAPPENED? 694 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:01,771 WHY ARE YOU ALL SCRATCHED UP? 695 00:34:01,771 --> 00:34:02,771 WHERE'S BUFFY? 696 00:34:02,771 --> 00:34:04,438 SHE'S, UM... 697 00:34:04,438 --> 00:34:06,062 AROUND. 698 00:34:06,062 --> 00:34:08,604 WELL, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ABOUT IT. 699 00:34:08,604 --> 00:34:10,312 WHY DON'T YOU RUN UPSTAIRS 700 00:34:10,312 --> 00:34:12,146 AND GRAB SOME BANDAGES OUT OF THE BATHROOM? 701 00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:16,438 LET ME, UH, GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK. 702 00:34:16,438 --> 00:34:19,229 YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COLD OR HOT? 703 00:34:19,229 --> 00:34:20,938 I, UH... 704 00:34:20,938 --> 00:34:23,312 I THINK IT'S MORE OF A HOT NIGHT, 705 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,396 DON'T YOU? 706 00:34:26,229 --> 00:34:27,479 WHATEVER. 707 00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:30,396 OOH, YOU ARE SO TENSE. 708 00:34:30,396 --> 00:34:31,563 MMM. 709 00:34:31,563 --> 00:34:33,271 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 710 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:35,187 MAKE ME YAK! 711 00:34:35,187 --> 00:34:36,354 CORDELIA, GO BACK UPSTAIRS. 712 00:34:36,354 --> 00:34:37,312 THIS IS BETWEEN US. 713 00:34:37,312 --> 00:34:39,479 GROSS! I THINK NOT. 714 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:41,104 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 715 00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:43,688 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 716 00:34:43,688 --> 00:34:46,604 AND KEEP YOUR MOM-AGED MITTS 717 00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:47,980 OFF MY BOYFRIEND. 718 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,438 FORMER! 719 00:34:49,438 --> 00:34:51,646 WHY HAS EVERYONE GONE INSANE? 720 00:34:51,646 --> 00:34:53,146 INSANE? 721 00:34:53,146 --> 00:34:55,354 IS IT SO IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE 722 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,271 THAT OTHER WOMEN FIND ME ATTRACTIVE? 723 00:34:57,271 --> 00:34:59,229 THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET GIRLS TO WANT YOU 724 00:34:59,229 --> 00:35:00,229 WOULD BE WITCHCRAFT. 725 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:02,646 THAT IS SUCH A... 726 00:35:02,646 --> 00:35:05,354 WELL, YEAH, OK, GOOD POINT. 727 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:07,229 AAH! OH, MY GOD! 728 00:35:07,229 --> 00:35:10,521 XANDER, HONEY, LET JOYCIE IN. 729 00:35:10,521 --> 00:35:12,688 LET JOYCIE IN. UPSTAIRS! BUFFY'S ROOM. 730 00:35:12,688 --> 00:35:14,062 SWEETHEART. 731 00:35:20,813 --> 00:35:23,062 GOOD. THE MOB STILL HASN'T FOUND US. 732 00:35:23,062 --> 00:35:24,396 WE SHOULD BE SAFER UP HERE. 733 00:35:24,396 --> 00:35:26,729 WORKS IN THEORY. 734 00:35:26,729 --> 00:35:28,062 AAH! 735 00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,021 XANDER! 736 00:35:50,312 --> 00:35:52,229 WHERE'S BUFFY? 737 00:35:52,229 --> 00:35:53,604 CORDY, GET OUT OF HERE! 738 00:35:58,479 --> 00:35:59,604 PERFECT. 739 00:36:01,229 --> 00:36:04,021 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR BUFFY-- 740 00:36:04,021 --> 00:36:05,604 ACTUALLY, TO BUFFY, 741 00:36:05,604 --> 00:36:07,187 BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. 742 00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:14,354 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 743 00:36:14,354 --> 00:36:17,229 I FEEL VERY CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 744 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,521 BUFFY, HOW-- 745 00:36:21,521 --> 00:36:23,230 DON'T FRET, KITTEN. 746 00:36:26,146 --> 00:36:28,771 MUMMY'S HERE. 747 00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:30,230 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, DRU, 748 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,062 BUT IT DOESN'T AMUSE. 749 00:36:31,062 --> 00:36:32,229 [GROWLS] 750 00:36:32,229 --> 00:36:34,146 IF YOU... 751 00:36:34,146 --> 00:36:37,229 HARM ONE HAIR 752 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,521 ON THIS BOY'S HEAD... 753 00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:39,688 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING. 754 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:41,646 HIM? 755 00:36:41,646 --> 00:36:46,187 JUST BECAUSE I FINALLY FOUND A REAL MAN... 756 00:36:46,187 --> 00:36:49,771 I GUESS I REALLY DID DRIVE YOU CRAZY. 757 00:36:49,771 --> 00:36:52,229 YOUR FACE IS A POEM. 758 00:36:52,229 --> 00:36:54,062 OHH. 759 00:36:54,062 --> 00:36:56,771 OH, I CAN READ IT. 760 00:36:56,771 --> 00:36:58,563 REALLY? 761 00:36:58,563 --> 00:37:00,396 IT DOESN'T SAY "SPARE ME" BY ANY CHANCE? 762 00:37:00,396 --> 00:37:03,354 SHH. 763 00:37:06,021 --> 00:37:10,396 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ETERNAL LIFE? 764 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:14,230 WE COULDN'T JUST START WITH A COFFEE? 765 00:37:15,146 --> 00:37:17,230 A MOVIE, MAYBE? 766 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:19,146 Julie: THERE HE IS! 767 00:37:19,146 --> 00:37:20,813 GET THEM! 768 00:37:20,813 --> 00:37:23,229 HE'S MINE! 769 00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:25,062 [GIRLS ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] 770 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,604 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LOVE ME! 771 00:37:33,604 --> 00:37:34,563 NO! 772 00:37:36,646 --> 00:37:38,229 GET OUT OF THE WAY. MOVE IT! 773 00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:40,396 COME ON. 774 00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:41,521 BACK OFF. 775 00:37:42,938 --> 00:37:44,688 STOP! NO! 776 00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:47,396 I LOVE YOU! 777 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:51,729 OHH! 778 00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:54,521 AHH! SORRY, DRU. 779 00:37:55,896 --> 00:37:57,855 GUESS YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 780 00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:02,187 IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK FOR US, XANDER. 781 00:38:02,187 --> 00:38:03,729 WE HAVE TO END IT. 782 00:38:07,604 --> 00:38:09,521 AAH! 783 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,855 AAH! 784 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,021 HERE, BUFFY. 785 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:28,688 RIGHT. 786 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:32,729 GO ON. YOU FIRST. 787 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:34,187 [SHOUTING AND POUNDING] 788 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,771 GIVE ME A NAIL. 789 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,563 IF WE DIE IN HERE, 790 00:38:37,563 --> 00:38:38,729 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 791 00:38:38,729 --> 00:38:40,104 I MEAN IT. 792 00:38:40,104 --> 00:38:41,354 NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED 793 00:38:41,354 --> 00:38:43,062 IF YOU HADN'T BROKEN UP WITH ME. 794 00:38:43,062 --> 00:38:44,646 BUT NO, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE TO BE POPULAR. 795 00:38:44,646 --> 00:38:46,771 ME? I'M NOT THE ONE WHO EMBRACED THE BLACK ARTS 796 00:38:46,771 --> 00:38:48,771 JUST TO GET THE GIRLS TO LIKE ME. 797 00:38:48,771 --> 00:38:51,312 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. IT WORKED. 798 00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,229 WOULD'VE WORKED FINE, EXCEPT YOUR HIDE'S SO THICK, 799 00:38:53,229 --> 00:38:55,062 NOT EVEN MAGIC CAN PENETRATE IT. 800 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:01,230 YOU MEAN THE SPELL WAS FOR ME? 801 00:39:03,563 --> 00:39:05,312 AAH! 802 00:39:05,312 --> 00:39:06,354 AAH! 803 00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:11,813 AAH! 804 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,396 GODDESS OF CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL, 805 00:39:19,396 --> 00:39:21,396 I CONJURE THEE TO WITHDRAW. 806 00:39:27,271 --> 00:39:31,396 HECATE, I HEREBY LICENSE THEE TO DEPART. 807 00:39:39,104 --> 00:39:40,688 BUFFY? 808 00:39:44,229 --> 00:39:46,479 AAH! 809 00:39:46,479 --> 00:39:47,771 [SHOUTING] 810 00:39:47,771 --> 00:39:49,021 OH, MY GOD. 811 00:39:49,021 --> 00:39:50,563 STAY BEHIND ME. 812 00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,104 UM... 813 00:39:59,104 --> 00:40:01,521 DIANA, GODDESS OF LOVE, 814 00:40:01,521 --> 00:40:02,813 BEGONE. 815 00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:04,896 HEAR NO MORE THY SIREN'S SONG. 816 00:40:09,646 --> 00:40:11,438 GET OFF! 817 00:40:11,438 --> 00:40:12,938 I LOVE YOU, XANDER. 818 00:40:12,938 --> 00:40:15,563 [ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] 819 00:40:28,646 --> 00:40:30,563 HE'S MINE! 820 00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:32,813 GET OFF ME! 821 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:41,146 WHERE AM I? 822 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:44,229 WHAT'S GOING ON? 823 00:40:54,438 --> 00:40:56,021 HI, OZ. 824 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,771 HI. 825 00:40:58,771 --> 00:41:01,729 I SEEM TO BE HAVING A SLIGHT CASE OF NUDITY HERE. 826 00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:03,938 BUT YOU'RE NOT A RAT... 827 00:41:03,938 --> 00:41:06,396 SO CALL IT AN UPSIDE. 828 00:41:06,396 --> 00:41:08,146 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD GET ME SOME CLOTHING? 829 00:41:08,146 --> 00:41:09,604 YES, I CAN. JUST, UH... 830 00:41:09,604 --> 00:41:10,938 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 831 00:41:12,271 --> 00:41:14,062 REALLY NOT AN ISSUE. 832 00:41:17,187 --> 00:41:18,396 WHAT... 833 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:21,563 WHAT DID WE... 834 00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,646 BOY, THAT WAS THE BEST SCAVENGER HUNT EVER. 835 00:41:27,479 --> 00:41:28,813 Buffy: SCAVENGER HUNT. 836 00:41:28,813 --> 00:41:30,396 YOUR MOM SEEMED TO BUY IT. 837 00:41:30,396 --> 00:41:32,438 SO SHE SAYS. 838 00:41:32,438 --> 00:41:33,855 I THINK SHE'S JUST SO WIGGED 839 00:41:33,855 --> 00:41:34,855 AT HITTING ON ONE OF MY FRIENDS 840 00:41:34,855 --> 00:41:36,396 THAT SHE'S REPRESSING. 841 00:41:36,396 --> 00:41:38,062 SHE'S GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THAT. 842 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,604 I SHOULD PROBABLY START WORRYING. 843 00:41:39,604 --> 00:41:42,855 WELL, I'M BACK TO BEING INCREDIBLY UNPOPULAR. 844 00:41:42,855 --> 00:41:44,271 IT'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE 845 00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:45,563 TRYING TO AXE-MURDER YOU, RIGHT? 846 00:41:45,563 --> 00:41:48,187 MOSTLY, BUT, UH... 847 00:41:48,187 --> 00:41:50,479 WILLOW WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 848 00:41:50,479 --> 00:41:52,271 ANY PARTICULAR REASON SHE SHOULD? 849 00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:54,312 HOW MUCH GROVELING WE TALKING HERE? 850 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,396 OH, A MONTH, AT LEAST. 851 00:41:56,396 --> 00:41:58,104 XANDER, COME ON, I MEAN... 852 00:41:58,104 --> 00:42:00,521 THIS IS WORSE FOR HER THAN ANYONE. 853 00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:03,729 SHE LOVED YOU BEFORE YOU INVOKED THE GREAT ROOFIE SPIRIT. 854 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:04,938 THE REST OF US... 855 00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:06,062 YOU REMEMBER, HUH? 856 00:42:06,062 --> 00:42:07,312 OH, YEAH. 857 00:42:07,312 --> 00:42:09,521 I REMEMBER COMING ON TO YOU, 858 00:42:09,521 --> 00:42:12,396 I REMEMBER BEGGING YOU TO UNDRESS ME... 859 00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:15,688 AND THEN A SUDDEN NEED FOR CHEESE. 860 00:42:15,688 --> 00:42:17,938 I ALSO REMEMBER THAT YOU DIDN'T. 861 00:42:17,938 --> 00:42:19,229 NEED CHEESE? 862 00:42:19,229 --> 00:42:20,771 UNDRESS ME. 863 00:42:22,479 --> 00:42:24,604 IT MEANT A LOT TO ME WHAT YOU SAID. 864 00:42:24,604 --> 00:42:26,062 COME ON, BUFFY, 865 00:42:26,062 --> 00:42:27,604 I COULDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU LIKE THAT. 866 00:42:27,604 --> 00:42:29,938 OK, FOR A MINUTE, IT WAS TOUCH AND GO THERE. 867 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,146 YOU CAME THROUGH. 868 00:42:32,146 --> 00:42:33,563 THERE MIGHT JUST BE HOPE FOR YOU YET. 869 00:42:33,563 --> 00:42:35,688 WELL, TELL THAT TO CORDELIA. 870 00:42:35,688 --> 00:42:37,646 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN THERE. 871 00:42:40,271 --> 00:42:43,146 CODY WEINBERG CALLED ME AT HOME LAST NIGHT. 872 00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:44,312 CODY WEINBERG? 873 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,187 THE ONE WITH THE 350SL? 874 00:42:46,187 --> 00:42:47,438 THE VERY ONE. 875 00:42:47,438 --> 00:42:48,896 SAID HE'S THINKING OF ASKING ME 876 00:42:48,896 --> 00:42:50,146 TO THE PLEDGE DANCE ON THURSDAY. 877 00:42:50,146 --> 00:42:52,062 THAT'S SO HUGE! 878 00:42:52,062 --> 00:42:54,146 THERE'S JUST 2 OTHER GIRLS HE'S GONNA ASK FIRST, 879 00:42:54,146 --> 00:42:55,521 AND IF THEY REFUSE, THEN-- 880 00:42:55,521 --> 00:42:56,521 WATCH IT! 881 00:42:56,521 --> 00:42:57,980 SORRY. 882 00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:00,062 GOD! 883 00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:02,604 I'M GLAD YOUR MOM STOPPED WORKING AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH 884 00:43:02,604 --> 00:43:04,312 LONG ENOUGH TO DRESS YOU. 885 00:43:04,312 --> 00:43:06,396 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 886 00:43:06,396 --> 00:43:08,688 DID YOU SEE JENNIFER'S BACKPACK? 887 00:43:08,688 --> 00:43:09,813 IT IS SO-- 888 00:43:09,813 --> 00:43:11,813 HARMONY, SHUT UP. 889 00:43:11,813 --> 00:43:14,104 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, HARMONY? 890 00:43:14,104 --> 00:43:15,312 YOU'RE A SHEEP. 891 00:43:15,312 --> 00:43:16,396 I'M NOT A SHEEP. 892 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:17,604 YOU'RE A SHEEP. 893 00:43:17,604 --> 00:43:19,271 ALL YOU EVER DO IS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES 894 00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:21,521 JUST SO YOU CAN SAY YOU DID IT FIRST. 895 00:43:21,521 --> 00:43:24,146 AND HERE I AM, SCRAMBLING FOR YOUR APPROVAL, 896 00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:25,646 WHEN I'M WAY COOLER THAN YOU ARE 897 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:26,855 'CAUSE I'M NOT A SHEEP. 898 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:28,438 I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, 899 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:29,896 AND I WEAR WHAT I WANT TO WEAR. 900 00:43:29,896 --> 00:43:31,479 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 901 00:43:31,479 --> 00:43:33,813 I'LL DATE WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT TO DATE. 902 00:43:33,813 --> 00:43:35,646 NO MATTER HOW LAME HE IS. 903 00:43:46,312 --> 00:43:47,771 OH, GOD. 904 00:43:47,771 --> 00:43:49,521 OH, GOD. 905 00:43:49,521 --> 00:43:50,604 IT'S GONNA BE OK. 906 00:43:50,604 --> 00:43:51,855 JUST KEEP WALKING. 907 00:43:51,855 --> 00:43:53,521 OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 908 00:43:53,521 --> 00:43:55,312 THEY'RE NEVER GONNA SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. 909 00:43:55,312 --> 00:43:56,813 OH, SURE, THEY ARE. 910 00:43:56,813 --> 00:43:58,604 IF IT HELPS, WHENEVER WE'RE AROUND THEM, 911 00:43:58,604 --> 00:43:59,980 YOU AND I CAN FIGHT A LOT. 912 00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:01,729 YOU PROMISE? 913 00:44:01,729 --> 00:44:03,563 YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH COUNT ON IT. 914 00:44:45,646 --> 00:44:47,479 GRR! ARRGHH!