IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE.
SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES,
THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS.
SHE IS THE SLAYER.
CAN I HELP YOU?
RUPERT GILES. I NEED TO SEE HIM.
MR. GILES, HE'S OUR LIBRARIAN.
NEXT BUILDING OVER,
FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
OH, GOD.
DIEDRE?
PHILIP.
HELP! HELP!
SOMEBODY, PLEASE!
[GASPING] NO, HELP!
[LOUD DANCE MUSIC]
MUST WE HAVE THIS NOISE DURING YOUR CALISTHENICS?
IT'S NOT NOISE,
IT'S MUSIC.
I KNOW MUSIC. MUSIC HAS NOTES.
THIS IS NOISE.
I'M AEROBICIZING. I MUST HAVE THE BEAT.
WONDERFUL. YOU WORK ON YOUR MUSCLE TONE
WHILE MY BRAIN DRIBBLES OUT OF MY EARS.
HELP! HELP, PLEASE!
HELP ME, SOMEBODY,
PLEASE!
[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
AHH. VERY GOOD.
AND THE REST IS SILENCE.
UHHHH!
[WOLF HOWLING]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
I'M ON A BEACH, BUT NOT ONE OF THOSE AMERICAN BEACHES,
ONE OF THOSE ISLAND BEACHES
WHERE THE WATER IS WAY TOO BLUE.
AND I'M LAYING ON MY TOWEL,
AND IT'S JUST BEFORE SUNSET,
AND GAVIN ROSSDALE IS MASSAGING MY FEET.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
UH, I'M IN FLORENCE, ITALY.
I'VE RENTED A SCOOTER THAT'S PARKED OUTSIDE.
AND I'M IN A LITTLE RESTAURANT EATING ZITI,
AND THERE ARE NO MORE TABLES LEFT,
SO THEY HAVE TO SEAT THIS GUY WITH ME,
AND IT'S JOHN CUSACK. OOH!
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
YOU HAVE SUCH AN EYE FOR DETAIL.
'CAUSE, WITH THE ZITI.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO?
JUST HAVING A QUICK GAME
OF "ANYWHERE BUT HERE."
OH. AMY YIP AT THE WATERSLIDE PARK.
YOU NEVER COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW.
I'M JUST NOT FICKLE LIKE YOU TWO, OK?
I AM CONSTANT IN MY AFFECTIONS.
AMY YIP AT THE WATERSLIDE PARK.
DO YOU THINK GILES EVER PLAYED "ANYWHERE BUT HERE"
WHEN HE WAS IN SCHOOL?
GILES LIVED FOR SCHOOL.
HE'S ACTUALLY STILL BITTER THAT THERE WERE ONLY 12 GRADES.
HE PROBABLY SAT IN MATH CLASS THINKING,
"THERE SHOULD BE MORE MATH.
THIS COULD BE MATHIER."
COME ON, YOU DON'T THINK
HE EVER GOT RESTLESS AS A KID?
ARE YOU KIDDING? HIS DIAPERS WERE TWEED.
GILES.
OH. THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, MORNING.
SAY, IS THAT TWEED?
WHAT? OH, UH, YES.
NOW, UH, LOOK, TONIGHT IS VERY IMPORTANT--
Buffy: NOW THAT'S A SURPRISE.
SO, WHAT'S ON TAP TONIGHT THAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
UPRISING? PROPHESIED RITUAL?
PREORDAINED DEATH-FEST?
AH, THE OLD STANDARDS.
UM, A MEDICAL TRANSPORT IS DELIVERING
A MONTHLY SUPPLY OF BLOOD TO THE HOSPITAL.
HMM. VAMPIRE MEALS-ON-WHEELS.
HOPEFULLY NOT.
WE'LL MEET OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL AT 8:30 SHARP.
I'LL BRING THE WEAPONRY.
I'LL BRING THE PARTY MIX.
JUST DON'T BE LATE.
HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?
DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT, OR SHALL I JUST GLARE?
MORNING, ENGLAND.
OH, HELLO, MS., UH, JENNY.
FEEL THE PASSION?
MM-HMM.
WILLOW--
COUGHING, NOT SPEAKING.
WE STILL ON FOR TOMORROW?
WHAT'S TOMORROW?
I'M REVIEWING SOME COMPUTER BASICS
WITH A COUPLE STUDENTS WHO HAVE FALLEN BEHIND.
WILLOW'S HELPING OUT FOR EXTRA CREDIT.
THOSE POOR SCHLUBS
HAVE TO ATTEND SCHOOL ON SATURDAY.
9:00 A.M. OK WITH YOU, XANDER?
YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF SCHLUB ON YOUR SHOE, THERE.
HEH HEH.
CORDELIA'S GOING TO MEET US.
OOH, GANG, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
A BONUS DAY OF CLASS, PLUS CORDELIA.
MIX IN A LITTLE RECTAL SURGERY,
AND IT'S MY BEST DAY EVER.
WALK ME TO CLASS?
PLEASURE.
LOOK AT THEM.
A TWOSOME OF CUTENESS.
CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE THEM
GETTING TOGETHER?
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOANING ME
THE FORRESTER BOOK. IT'S WONDERFUL.
I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT.
IT WAS SO ROMANTIC, SO...EVOCATIVE.
THAT EDITION WAS MY FATHER'S.
I MUST HAVE READ IT 20 TIMES.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TO DOG-EAR YOUR FAVORITE PAGES
SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO THEM?
UH, WHAT?
WELL, I PRACTICALLY HAD TO FOLD BACK
EVERY SINGLE PAGE.
SO FINALLY I JUST STARTED UNDERLINING ALL THE PAGES
I REALLY WANTED TO DISCUSS.
UNDERLINED?
BUT THEN, OF COURSE I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER IT.
I CAN'T EVEN READ IT.
IT'S A FIRST EDITION.
I'M LYING, RUPERT. THE BOOK'S FINE.
I JUST LOVE TO SEE YOU SQUIRM.
OH. WELL, I TRUST I GAVE GOOD SQUIRM.
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE KIND OF A FUDDY DUDDY?
NOBODY EVER SEEMS TO TELL ME ANYTHING ELSE.
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE KIND OF A SEXY FUDDY DUDDY?
NO, ACTUALLY, THAT PART USUALLY GETS LEFT OUT.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
THIS WEEKEND.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT?
NO, I THINK I'D LIKE TO STAY IN.
THIS SATURDAY?
SATURDAY NIGHT.
I'LL SEE IF I CAN MAKE YOU SQUIRM.
RUPERT GILES?
YES?
DETECTIVE WINSLOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME WITH ME.
WHY?
THERE WAS A HOMICIDE ON CAMPUS LAST NIGHT.
THE VICTIM HAD NO IDENTIFICATION,
BUT HE WAS CARRYING THIS SLIP OF PAPER
WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS ON IT.
MY NAME?
WELL, EVIL JUST COMPOUNDS EVIL, DOESN'T IT?
FIRST I'M SENTENCED TO A COMPUTER TUTORIAL ON SATURDAY,
NOW I HAVE TO READ SOME COMPUTER BOOK.
THERE ARE BOOKS ON COMPUTERS?
ISN'T THE POINT OF COMPUTERS TO REPLACE BOOKS?
CORDELIA,
I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.
OH, GREAT. CAN YOU HELP ME WITH A TICKET?
IT'S TOTALLY BOGUS. IT WAS A ONE-WAY STREET,
I WAS GOING ONE WAY.
CORDELIA!
WHAT?!
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS YELL MY NAME?
I'M NOT DEAF, AND I CAN TAKE A HINT.
WHAT'S THE HINT?
TO COME BACK LATER.
YEAH, WHEN YOU'VE VISITED DECAF-LAND.
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BREAKFAST?
NO.
THAT WAS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
YES.
I MEAN, I DID.
HIS NAME IS PHILIP HENRY.
HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE IN LONDON.
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM IN 20 YEARS.
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASON
WHY HE MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO CONTACT YOU?
NO.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THE TATTOO?
NO.
NO, I DON'T.
"DON'T BE LATE." SHEESH.
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WITH CUTE E.R. DOCTORS, I ALWAYS SAY.
[VAN DOOR SLAMS]
SINCE WHEN DO DOCTORS TAKE DELIVERIES?
SEE YA.
HEY!
NO SAMPLING THE PRODUCT.
UNH!
HYAH!
UH!
ARRGGH!
UNH!
ANGEL! BUFFY!
LOOK OUT!
UNH!
UUAAAH!
UNH!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Buffy: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
IT'S DELIVERY DAY.
EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS.
THEY ONLY RUINED ONE BAG.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE SURE THE HOSPITAL GETS THE REST?
THANKS. I'M WORRIED ABOUT GILES.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE.
MAYBE HE'S LATE.
GILES?
WHO COUNTS TARDINESS AS, LIKE, THE 8th DEADLY SIN?
YOU'RE RIGHT. GO.
BUFFY.
IT'S LATE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING.
YES, I'M FINE, FINE. I'M, UH...
I'M RATHER BUSY AT THE MOMENT, SO...
I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY AT SCHOOL.
GILES, DID YOU FORGET?
THE HOSPITAL, VAMPIRES,
HANDY CARRY-OUT PACKETS OF BLOOD?
OH.
YES.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WERE YOU HURT?
NO. I MEAN, MY FEELINGS A LITTLE.
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING. NOTHING'S WRONG.
I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT,
AND I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SAY GOOD NIGHT NOW.
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
I REALIZE IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING THERE.
UH, I'M TRYING TO REACH DIEDRE PAGE.
MY NAME IS RUPERT GILES. SHE KNOWS ME.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
WHEN DID SHE PASS AWAY?
OH, THAT RECENTLY.
OH, YES, YES, UM,
WE WERE FRIENDS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG.
MY CONDOLENCES.
SO...
YOU'RE BACK.
ARRGGH!
[SNARLING]
THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY.
IT THROWS OFF MY INTERNAL CLOCK.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO NEED COMPUTERS
FOR REAL LIFE, ANYWAY?
HMM, LET'S SEE.
THERE'S HOME, SCHOOL, WORK, GAMES--
YOU KNOW, COMPUTERS ARE ON THE WAY OUT.
I THINK PAPER'S GONNA MAKE A BIG COMEBACK.
AND THE ABACUS.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEE ENOUGH ABACI.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS-- BUFFY.
HUH? DID I FALL ASLEEP ALREADY?
AW, YOU MISS YOUR FRIENDS?
SIT HERE, BUFFS.
DE-MILITARIZE THE ZONE BETWEEN ME AND CORDELIA.
YEAH, AND DE-LOUSE HIM WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
ACTUALLY I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
IS THERE SOME CRISIS THAT REQUIRES INSTANT ACTION--
VERY FAR FROM HERE?
IT'S GILES.
WELL, HE'S ALL RIGHT, ISN'T HE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE DIDN'T SHOW UP WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST NIGHT,
AND THEN WHEN I WENT OVER TO HIS PLACE, HE WAS ACTING...
WELL, VERY ANTI-GILES.
HE WOULDN'T LET ME IN,
AND HE LOOKED REALLY BAD.
I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN...
I THINK HE WAS DRINKING.
HE WAS HOME ALONE DRINKING?
BUT... TEA, RIGHT?
IT WASN'T TEA, WILL.
YEP,
YEP, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
NOBODY CAN BE WOUND AS STRAIGHT AND NARROW AS GILES
WITHOUT A DARK SIDE ERUPTING.
MY UNCLE ROARY WAS THE STODGIEST TAXIDERMIST YOU'VE EVER MET--BY DAY.
BY NIGHT IT WAS BOOZE, WHORES, AND FUR FLYING.
WERE THERE WHORES?
HE WAS ALONE.
GIVE IT TIME.
SO NONE OF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED
ANYTHING DIFFERENT LATELY?
NO.
NOT REALLY.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD?
NOPE.
NO, HE SEEMED PERFECTLY NORMAL YESTERDAY
WHEN I SAW HIM TALKING TO THE POLICE.
AND YOU WAITED TILL NOW TO TELL US THIS BECAUSE...
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT.
WE UNDERSTAND. IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU.
WHAT WERE THE POLICE TALKING TO HIM ABOUT?
OH, DON'T TELL ME. I KNOW THIS ONE. UM...
SOMETHING ABOUT...
A HOMICIDE.
THAT'S IT.
I'M CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW YOU.
YOU RAN THAT COSTUME SHOP.
OH, I'M PLEASED YOU REMEMBER.
YOU SOLD ME THAT DRESS FOR HALLOWEEN
AND NEARLY GOT US ALL KILLED.
BUT YOU LOOKED GREAT.
OHH!
SO NOW WE'RE EVEN?
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE EVEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
SNOOPING AROUND.
HONESTY.
NICE TOUCH.
IT'S ONE OF MY VIRTUES.
NOT REALLY.
I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
WHY DON'T I JUST CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED
FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING?
AND THEN I CAN GET BACK TO MY FUN SATURDAY.
YES, THE POLICE.
WELL, THEY'LL HAVE ALL THOSE QUESTIONS,
AND THEY'LL REALLY NEED RUPERT TO ANSWER THEM ALL.
YOU KNOW GILES.
OH, WE GO BACK,
WAY BACK.
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE HE IS, DO YOU?
[RINGING]
HELLO?
GILES, IT'S ME.
BUFFY, UNLESS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,
I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY.
WHAT'S THE MARK OF EYGHON?
GILES?
CAT GOT HIS TONGUE?
I'M IN YOUR OFFICE WITH SOMEONE
WHO CLAIMS TO BE AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS:
ETHAN RAYNE.
HE'S THERE WITH YOU?
LISTEN, BUFFY, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER WHILE ETHAN'S THERE.
I WANT YOU TO PUT THE PHONE DOWN,
AND GET OUT OF THE LIBRARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS.
Giles: BUFFY?
RRR!
Philip: ETHAN...
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
AAH!
RRR.
RRR!
I'M NOT GOING TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO FEEL HIS PULSE,
BUT HE LOOKS DEAD.
Xander: EXCEPT FOR THE WALKING
AND ATTACKING BUFFY PART.
HE'S DEAD.
SORRY, PHILIP, REALLY AM.
IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
SUPER. I KICKED A GUY.
WE'RE OK.
DEAD GUY HERE INTERRUPTED OUR TUTORIAL.
BEEN MEANING TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
RRR!
IT CAN'T BE.
Ethan: YES, IT CAN.
HELLO, RIPPER.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE TOWN.
YOU DID. I DIDN'T.
SHOP'S LEASE IS PAID TILL THE END OF THE MONTH.
WHY DID HE CALL HIM RIPPER?
OOH!
YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT WHEN I TOLD YOU.
OH.
GILES!
YOU PUT THESE PEOPLE IN DANGER.
PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.
IF YOU CARED SO MUCH ABOUT THEM,
WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE TOWN?
YOU'VE BEEN HAVING THE DREAMS, I KNOW.
I HAVE.
WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
WHAT DREAMS? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
TELL HER, RIPPER.
GILES?
RRR!
AAH!
JENNY!
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY.
I'M GOING TO BE IN THERAPY TILL I'M 30.
WHERE'S ETHAN?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, JENNY?
OW.
BE CAREFUL.
OH.
CAN YOU STAND?
I THINK SO.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL ON SATURDAY.
MMM.
LEAN ON ME.
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
PROMISE?
I PROMISE.
I BELIEVE YOU.
HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
THROBBING.
I LOST ETHAN.
GILES, WHAT'S GOING ON?
IT'S COMPLICATED, BUFFY.
AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S PRIVATE.
I DON'T CARE FROM PRIVATE.
I CARE FROM DEAD GUYS ATTACKING US.
I CARE FROM YOU LOST WEEKENDING IN YOUR APARTMENT.
I WASN'T--
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND A SOLUTION.
GILES, SHARE. WHAT IS THE MARK OF EYGHON?
HEY, THIS IS NOT YOUR BATTLE.
AND AS YOUR WATCHER,
I AM TELLING YOU UNEQUIVOCALLY
TO STAY OUT OF IT.
I HAVE TO GET JENNY HOME.
THANK YOU.
WE HAVE WORK TO DO.
WILL, I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN ABOUT THE MARK OF EYGHON.
I'LL TRY THE NET.
BUT MARK OF EYGHON SOUNDS LIKE
GILES AND HIS BOOKS SORT OF DEAL.
THEN WE HIT THE BOOKS.
XANDER, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DIGGING
THROUGH SOME OF GILES' PERSONAL FILES
AND SEEING WHAT YOU CAN FIND?
I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT.
DOES THAT MAKE ME A SOCIOPATH?
NAH.
WHAT?
WHAT ABOUT ME? I CARE ABOUT GILES.
OH, WORK WITH XANDER.
WELL, WHEN I SAY CARE, I MEAN--
CORDELIA.
OK, OK.
Jenny: THANKS FOR BRINGING ME HERE.
I'M NOT QUITE READY TO BE HOME ALONE JUST YET.
WHOO.
JENNY...
I'M SO VERY SORRY ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
I, UH...
I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO BE INVOLVED
IN--IN ANY OF THIS.
SO I GOT INVOLVED.
IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE GET INVOLVED.
I REALLY AM GOING TO HAVE TO GET YOU HOME.
IT'S NOT, UH--
I'M NOT A VERY SAFE PERSON TO BE AROUND
AT THE MOMENT.
NOTHING'S SAFE IN THIS WORLD, RUPERT.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW?
AH! AHA!
IT'S NOT EGYPTIAN.
IT'S ETRUSCAN MISTAKEN FOR EGYPTIAN
BY THE DESIGN PATTERN.
BUT ANY FOOL CAN SEE IT PREDATES THEIR ICONOLOGY.
LOOK, THE MARK OF EYGHON WORN BY HIS INITIATES.
"EYGHON, ALSO CALLED THE SLEEPWALKER,
"CAN ONLY EXIST IN THIS REALITY
"BY POSSESSING AN UNCONSCIOUS HOST.
"TEMPORARY POSSESSION IMBUES THE HOST
WITH A EUPHORIC FEELING OF POWER."
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT NOT TEMPORARY?
"UNLESS THE PROPER RITUALS ARE OBSERVED,
"THE POSSESSION IS PERMANENT,
AND EYGHON WILL BE BORN FROM WITHIN THE HOST."
I'M GUESSING EEW.
Willow: WAIT. HEY, LISTEN.
"ONCE CALLED, EYGHON CAN ALSO TAKE POSSESSION OF THE DEAD.
"BUT ITS DEMONIC ENERGY SOON DISINTEGRATES THE HOST,
"AND IT MUST JUMP TO THE NEAREST DEAD OR UNCONSCIOUS PERSON
TO CONTINUE LIVING."
I STILL DON'T GET WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH GILES.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GILES,
BUT ANCIENT SECTS USED TO INDUCE POSSESSION
FOR BACCHANALS AND ORGIES.
OK, GILES AND ORGIES IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
I COULD'VE LIVED WITHOUT THAT ONE.
Buffy: WAIT A MINUTE.
THE DEAD GUY'S ALL PUDDLY NOW.
SO THE DEMON'S GONE.
THERE WAS NO ONE DEAD TO JUMP INTO.
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL NOT DEAD, RIGHT?
NO. NO ONE DEAD.
BUT SOMEONE UNCONSCIOUS.
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS WHAT?
I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING.
I DIDN'T.
HERE.
DRINK THAT AND THEN I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.
YOU COULD TAKE ME HOME.
OR YOU COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME
IN MY WEAKENED STATE.
THANK YOU, OPERATOR.
THERE'S NO ANSWER AT MS. CALENDAR'S,
AND GILES' PHONE IS OUT OF ORDER.
I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE.
JENNY, UM...
I'M--I'M REALLY VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU.
GOOD.
BUT, UM, NOW REALLY ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME.
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME.
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
I WOULD BE TAKING ADVANTAGE.
GOD, YOU JUST DON'T CHANGE, DO YOU?
WHAT?
"IT'S NOT RIGHT."
"IT WOULDN'T BE PROPER."
"PEOPLE MIGHT GET HURT."
YOU'RE LIKE A WOMAN, RIPPER.
YOU CRY AT EVERY FUNERAL.
YOU NEVER HAD THE STRENGTH FOR ME.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.
BUT GUESS WHAT?
YOU'VE GOT ME...
[DEMONIC] UNDER YOUR SKIN.
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
OH, YOU NEVER HAD THE STOMACH.
BUT THAT'S OK.
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RIP IT OUT.
AAH!
BACK OFF!
3 DOWN, 2 TO GO.
BE SEEING YOU.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, JENNY.
OH, GOD.
GILES, HOW DO WE STOP THIS?
OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
TALK TO ME.
GILES, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
I'M SORRY.
DON'T BE SORRY, BE GILES.
COME ON, WE FIGHT MONSTERS.
THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
THEY SHOW UP, THEY SCARE US,
I BEAT THEM UP, AND THEY GO AWAY.
THIS ISN'T ANY DIFFERENT.
IT IS DIFFERENT.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?
BECAUSE I CREATED IT.
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
THE MOST METICULOUS BANKING AND PHONE RECORDS
YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
AND, UM, THIS.
THAT'S GILES?
Giles: I WAS 21...
STUDYING HISTORY AT OXFORD
AND OF COURSE THE OCCULT BY NIGHT.
I HATED IT.
THE TEDIOUS GRIND OF STUDY.
THE OVERWHELMING PRESSURE OF MY DESTINY.
I DROPPED OUT, WENT TO LONDON.
FELL IN WITH THE WORST CROWD THAT WOULD HAVE ME.
WE PRACTICED MAGICKS.
SMALL STUFF FOR PLEASURE OR GAIN.
THEN ETHAN AND I DISCOVERED SOMETHING BIGGER.
EYGHON?
YES.
ONE OF US WOULD, UM,
GO INTO A DEEP SLEEP,
AND THE OTHERS WOULD SUMMON HIM.
IT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY HIGH.
GOD, WE WERE FOOLS.
YOU COULDN'T CONTROL IT.
ONE OF US, RANDALL,
HE LOST CONTROL.
EYGHON TOOK HIM WHOLE.
WE TRIED TO EXORCISE THE DEMON FROM RANDALL,
BUT IT KILLED HIM.
NO.
WE KILLED HIM.
WE THOUGHT WE WERE FREE OF THE DEMON AFTER THAT,
BUT NOW HE'S BACK.
AND ONE BY ONE, HE WILL KILL US ALL.
3 DOWN, 2 TO GO.
THEN IT'S GOING AFTER ETHAN.
I BETTER BEAT IT THERE.
WE'D BETTER.
I'D BETTER.
GILES, YOU'RE BARELY MOBILE,
AND SPEED IS OF THE SERIOUS ESSENCE HERE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
WITHOUT KILLING JENNY.
I'VE GOT THE GUYS WORKING ON IT.
I'LL, UM, TRY TO CONTAIN IT
UNTIL WE FIGURE SOMETHING.
BUFFY?
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW.
ETHAN?
GILES TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
LOOK, IT'S COMING FOR YOU.
AND YOU CAME TO PROTECT ME.
I'M TOUCHED.
DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
TO PROTECT GILES, I HAVE TO PROTECT YOU.
HOW DOES RIPPER INSPIRE SUCH GOODNESS?
BECAUSE HE'S GILES.
AND I'M NOT.
STILL, LUCKY ME.
MMM, LUCKY YOU.
WELL, WE CAN'T RUN. EYGHON WILL FIND US.
THIS MARK'S LIKE A HOMING BEACON.
IT'S OK. I'M NOT MUCH INTO RUNNING.
AREN'T WE MANLY?
ONE OF US IS.
YOU'RE GOING TO HIDE TILL IT'S OVER.
EXCELLENT PLAN.
IS THERE A WAY IN THROUGH THE BACK?
THERE'S A BACK DOOR. IT'S LOCKED.
I THINK IT'S SOLID.
WE'LL SET UP THERE.
LET'S GO.
OH, NO, PLEASE.
LADIES FIRST.
♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEEDLE-DEE DOO-DOO ♪
WAKEY, WAKEY.
YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN.
WHAT FUN?
YOUR INITIATION.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT REAL INTERESTED
IN JOINING YOUR CLUB.
TOO LATE.
I ALREADY VOTED YOU IN.
YOU KNOW,
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS PERSONALLY, BUFFY.
I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I LIKE MYSELF A LOT MORE.
IF YOU THINK OF IT KARMICALLY,
THIS IS REALLY BIG FOR YOUR SOUL.
YOU KNOW, TAKING MY PLACE WITH THE DEMON,
GIVING SO THAT OTHERS MAY LIVE.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
WILL THAT BLOW THE WHOLE KARMA THING?
SWEET CHILD.
NOW, THIS MAY STING A LITTLE
JUST AT FIRST.
BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT'LL GO AWAY
ONCE THE SEARING PAIN KICKS IN.
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND SCREAM IF YOU LIKE.
WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL THIS THING,
AND WE NEED TO DO IT FAST.
Xander: UH, "HOT LAVA."
THAT'S FOR A HERETIC.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OK.
UH...OOH, OOH.
"BURY A POTATO."
NO, THAT'S FOR WARTS.
WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
I'VE GOT THE SOLUTION RIGHT HERE.
"TO KILL A DEMON,
CUT OFF ITS HEAD."
OH, YEAH, WE'LL FIND MS. CALENDAR,
THEN WE'LL DECAPITATE HER.
HEY, SHE'LL BE THE FIRST
HEADLESS COMPUTER TEACHER IN SCHOOL.
YOU THINK ANYBODY WILL NOTICE?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, XANDER,
BESIDES A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF ACNE CREAM?
A BRAIN.
THAT'S IT.
12 YEARS OF YOU AND I'M SNAPPING.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR NOT,
I'M THROWING DOWN. COME ON.
I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
AND DON'T THINK I CAN'T TAKE YOU.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.
HEY!
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
OUR FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE.
NOW, WE HAVE TO PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER
AND GET THEM OUT OF IT.
AND IF YOU 2 AREN'T WITH ME 110%,
THE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIBRARY!
WE'RE SORRY.
WE'LL BE GOOD.
OK, NOW, WE'VE DONE THE RESEARCH.
WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO USE IT.
WHY DON'T WE FIND ANOTHER DEAD BODY
FOR THE DEMON TO JUMP INTO?
YES, AT THE CEMETERY.
WELL, THAT WON'T KILL THE DEMON.
IT'LL ONLY GIVE IT A CHANGE OF SCENERY.
OH.
OH, I'VE GOT IT!
I'VE GOT IT!
SHE'S GOOD.
HMM, I THINK I MISSED MY CALLING AS AN ARTIST.
ETHAN, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOMETHING VERY DANGEROUS.
BUT IT WILL GET EYGHON OFF MY SCENT.
[GASPS]
NO, RELAX.
I'VE FINISHED WITH YOU. THIS IS FOR ME.
[SIZZLING]
AAH!
ETHAN?
OH, NO.
OHH!
WELL, I HATE TO MUTILATE AND RUN, BUT--
IT'S YOUR TIME.
EYGHON!
TAKE ME.
BUFFY, GET OUT OF HERE.
NO!
RRR!
AAH!
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME TO DO THIS.
HE'S KILLING HER.
NO, TRUST ME.
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
JENNY!
JENNY.
RUPERT.
YOU KNEW THAT IF THE DEMON WAS IN TROUBLE,
IT WAS GOING TO JUMP INTO THE NEAREST DEAD PERSON.
I PUT IT IN DANGER.
AND IT JUMPED.
I'VE HAD A DEMON INSIDE ME
FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS
JUST WAITING FOR A GOOD FIGHT.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION.
UH, I THINK THAT ETHAN GUY DISAPPEARED AGAIN.
DARN, I REALLY WANTED TO HIT HIM TILL HE BLED.
WELL, AT LEAST IT'S OVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IS?
I WAS SAVING UP FOR SOME VERY IMPORTANT SHOES,
AND NOW I HAVE TO BLOW MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE
TO GET THIS STUPID TATTOO REMOVED.
LET'S JUST HOPE MY MOM DOESN'T SEE IT FIRST.
PUTTING THAT DEMON INTO ANGEL WAS PRETTY BRILL, WILL.
I WASN'T SURE IT WAS GOING TO WORK.
BUT IT DID.
LIKE A CHARM.
HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
A CAREER AS A WATCHER.
OH, NO, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE THE STRESS.
AND THE DENTAL PLAN'S CRAP.
I DON'T SEE HOW GILES DOES IT.
I DON'T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE.
JENNY? JENNY?
RUPERT, HI.
UH, I--I TRIED TO CALL YOU LAST NIGHT,
SEE HOW YOU WERE.
YEAH, I, UM--
I LEFT MY PHONE OFF THE HOOK.
I SEEM TO NEED A LOT OF SLEEP LATELY.
BUT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED?
NO, I'M FINE.
I MEAN, I'M NOT RUNNING AROUND,
WIND IN MY HAIR,
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC FINE,
BUT...
I'M COPING.
I WOULD LIKE TO HELP.
I KNOW.
PERHAPS WE COULD TALK SOMETIME.
DINNER OR A DRINK?
WHEN YOU'RE FEELING STRONGER.
SURE, SOMETIME.
YEAH, SOMETIME.
I BETTER GET TO CLASS.
YES, OF COURSE.
HEY.
IS SHE OK?
UM, THE HILLS ARE NOT ALIVE.
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
I THINK.
I DON'T THINK
SHE'LL EVER REALLY FORGIVE ME.
MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
I NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE THAT SIDE OF ME.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.
IT WAS SCARY.
I'M SO USED TO YOU BEING A GROWNUP.
AND THEN I FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE A PERSON.
MOST GROWNUPS ARE.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
SOME ARE EVEN, UH,
SHORTSIGHTED, FOOLISH PEOPLE.
SO AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
WE FINALLY FIND OUT
THAT WE DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.
WHICH APART FROM BEING A LITTLE WEIRD
IS KIND OF OK.
I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING RIGHT NOW.
YES, YES.
NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR FLEXIBILITY.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE JUST THE PERFECT MUSIC.
GO ON, SAY IT.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
IT'S NOT MUSIC,
IT'S JUST MEANINGLESS SOUNDS.
THERE. FEEL BETTER?
YES. THANKS.
BAY CITY ROLLERS. NOW, THAT'S MUSIC.
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
GRR! ARRGGH!