1 00:00:03,354 --> 00:00:04,563 Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... 2 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:06,271 - DRUSILLA. - WHO ARE YOU? 3 00:00:06,271 --> 00:00:09,271 SPIKE HAS FOUGHT 2 SLAYERS IN THE LAST CENTURY, 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:11,104 AND HE'S KILLED THEM BOTH. 5 00:00:11,104 --> 00:00:13,604 THE LAST SLAYER I KILLED, 6 00:00:13,604 --> 00:00:15,646 SHE BEGGED FOR HER LIFE. 7 00:00:15,646 --> 00:00:17,771 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE. 8 00:00:17,771 --> 00:00:21,062 ME AND DRU, WE'RE MOVING IN. 9 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:39,271 [SNARLS] 10 00:01:58,521 --> 00:02:01,021 [HOWLING] 11 00:02:53,396 --> 00:02:56,396 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 12 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:59,771 ♪ WELL I DON'T SAY MUCH, BUT I... ♪ 13 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:04,271 I KNOW. IS THE BRONZE SO NOT HAPPENING 14 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,354 OR WHAT? 15 00:03:05,354 --> 00:03:06,855 OH, HI. 16 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:08,354 HI. 17 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,312 I'M WAITING FOR BUFFY. 18 00:03:10,312 --> 00:03:12,062 GREAT. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING DEVON, 19 00:03:12,062 --> 00:03:13,604 BUT HE'S NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. 20 00:03:13,604 --> 00:03:15,062 IT'S LIKE HE THINKS BEING IN A BAND 21 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,646 GIVES HIM AN OBLIGATION TO FLAKE. 22 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:19,604 WELL, HIS LOSS IS YOUR INCREDIBLE GAIN. 23 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,646 SO I TOLD DEVON, 24 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:32,688 "YOU CALL THAT LEATHER INTERIOR? 25 00:03:32,688 --> 00:03:34,688 MY BARBIE DREAM CAR HAD NICER SEATS." 26 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:41,104 BUFFY? 27 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:43,563 BUFFY. 28 00:03:45,521 --> 00:03:46,896 HI. 29 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,062 UM... LATE. 30 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:51,271 ROUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE. 31 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:53,146 SO I SEE. 32 00:03:53,146 --> 00:03:56,062 HEY, IT'S A LOOK. 33 00:03:56,062 --> 00:03:57,521 A SEASONAL LOOK. 34 00:03:57,521 --> 00:03:59,938 BUFFY... LOVE THE HAIR. 35 00:03:59,938 --> 00:04:01,771 IT JUST SCREAMS STREET URCHIN. 36 00:04:03,187 --> 00:04:06,604 YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEED TO GO... 37 00:04:06,604 --> 00:04:08,104 PUT A BAG OVER MY HEAD. 38 00:04:08,104 --> 00:04:09,354 DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 39 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:12,187 HEY, YOU LOOK FINE. 40 00:04:12,187 --> 00:04:13,354 YOU'RE SWEET. 41 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,896 A TERRIBLE LIAR... 42 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:16,396 BUT SWEET. 43 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:17,563 I THOUGHT WE HAD... 44 00:04:17,563 --> 00:04:18,855 A DATE. YEAH. 45 00:04:18,855 --> 00:04:20,688 SO DID I. 46 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:22,312 BUT WHO AM I KIDDING? 47 00:04:22,312 --> 00:04:24,271 DATES ARE THINGS NORMAL GIRLS HAVE. 48 00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:25,813 GIRLS WHO HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT 49 00:04:25,813 --> 00:04:28,104 NAIL POLISH AND FACIALS. 50 00:04:28,104 --> 00:04:29,729 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT? 51 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:30,980 AMBUSH TACTICS. 52 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,062 BEHEADING. 53 00:04:33,062 --> 00:04:35,104 NOT EXACTLY THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF. 54 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,479 CAPPUCCINO? 55 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:52,521 HEY! 56 00:04:52,521 --> 00:04:53,563 YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING. 57 00:04:53,563 --> 00:04:56,187 BUT I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS. 58 00:04:56,187 --> 00:04:58,604 SNYDER MUST BE IN CHARGE OF THE VOLUNTEER SAFETY PROGRAM 59 00:04:58,604 --> 00:05:00,312 FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR. 60 00:05:00,312 --> 00:05:02,521 NOTE HIS INTERESTING TAKE ON THE VOLUNTEER CONCEPT. 61 00:05:02,521 --> 00:05:04,521 WHAT'S THE DEAL? 62 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,688 A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS NEED PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM TRICK OR TREATING. 63 00:05:07,688 --> 00:05:09,813 SIGN UP AND GET YOUR OWN PACK OF SUGAR-HYPED LITTLE RUNTS 64 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:10,729 FOR THE NIGHT. 65 00:05:10,729 --> 00:05:12,230 YIKES. 66 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:13,604 I'LL STICK TO VAMPIRES. 67 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,062 MISS SUMMERS. 68 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:17,855 JUST THE JUVENILE DELINQUENT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 69 00:05:17,855 --> 00:05:19,104 PRINCIPAL SNYDER. 70 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:21,021 HALLOWEEN MUST BE A BIG NIGHT FOR YOU-- 71 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,021 TOSSING EGGS, KEYING CARS, BOBBING FOR APPLES. 72 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:27,230 ONE PATHETIC CRY FOR HELP AFTER ANOTHER. 73 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:29,521 WELL, NOT THIS YEAR, MISSY. 74 00:05:32,354 --> 00:05:34,229 GOSH, I'D LOVE TO SIGN UP, 75 00:05:34,229 --> 00:05:37,229 BUT I RECENTLY DEVELOPED CARPAL-TUNNEL SYNDROME 76 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:39,938 AND CAN TRAGICALLY NO LONGER HOLD A FLASHLIGHT. 77 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:42,062 THE PROGRAM STARTS AT 4:00. 78 00:05:42,062 --> 00:05:45,062 THE CHILDREN HAVE TO BE BACK AT 6:00. 79 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:54,813 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 80 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,813 WE HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP AND THE WHOLE DEAL? 81 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,729 SNYDER SAID COSTUMES WERE MANDATORY. 82 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:02,271 GREAT. I WAS GONNA STAY IN AND VEG. 83 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:04,771 THE ONE NIGHT A YEAR THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET FOR ME. 84 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,438 HALLOWEEN QUIET? 85 00:06:06,438 --> 00:06:09,688 I FIGURED IT WOULD BE A BIG OL' VAMP SCAREAPALOOZA. 86 00:06:09,688 --> 00:06:11,229 NOT ACCORDING TO GILES. 87 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:12,646 HE SWEARS THAT TOMORROW NIGHT 88 00:06:12,646 --> 00:06:14,146 IS, LIKE, DEAD FOR THE UNDEAD. 89 00:06:14,146 --> 00:06:15,729 THEY STAY IN. 90 00:06:15,729 --> 00:06:17,729 THOSE WACKY VAMPIRES. THAT'S WHY I LOVE 'EM. 91 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:19,563 THEY JUST KEEP YOU GUESSING. 92 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:34,855 HARRIS. 93 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:37,021 HEY, LAR, YOU'RE LOOKING CRO-MAG AS USUAL. 94 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,312 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 95 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:42,312 YOU AND BUFFY, YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT? 96 00:06:42,312 --> 00:06:44,312 I LIKE TO THINK OF IT LESS AS A FRIENDSHIP 97 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,271 AND MORE AS A SOLID FOUNDATION TO FUTURE BLISS. 98 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:48,271 SO SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 99 00:06:48,271 --> 00:06:50,229 ALAS, NO. 100 00:06:50,229 --> 00:06:53,354 YOU THINK SHE'D GO OUT WITH ME? 101 00:06:53,354 --> 00:06:55,271 WELL, LAR, THAT'S A TOUGH QUESTION TO-- 102 00:06:55,271 --> 00:06:57,146 NO. NOT A CHANCE. 103 00:06:57,146 --> 00:07:00,229 WHY NOT? I HEARD SOME GUY SAY SHE WAS FAST. 104 00:07:00,229 --> 00:07:03,230 I HOPE YOU MEAN LIKE THE WIND. 105 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,396 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 106 00:07:04,396 --> 00:07:06,521 THAT'S MY FRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 107 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:09,146 OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 108 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:12,813 I'M GONNA DO WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO ABOUT IT. 109 00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:15,104 SOMETHING DAMN MANLY. 110 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,604 OW! 111 00:07:19,938 --> 00:07:20,855 GET GONE. 112 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:23,062 OOH! DIET. 113 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:25,563 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? 114 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:26,855 SAVED A DOLLAR? 115 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:28,771 LARRY WAS ABOUT TO PUMMEL ME. 116 00:07:28,771 --> 00:07:30,813 OH, THAT? FORGET ABOUT IT. 117 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:32,646 OH, I'LL FORGET ABOUT IT, 118 00:07:32,646 --> 00:07:35,855 MAYBE 15, 20 YEARS WHEN MY REP FOR BEING A SISSY-MAN FINALLY FADES. 119 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:36,855 XANDER, DON'T YOU THINK-- 120 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:38,146 A BLACK EYE HEALS, BUFFY, 121 00:07:38,146 --> 00:07:40,062 BUT COWARDICE HAS AN UNLIMITED SHELF LIFE. 122 00:07:40,062 --> 00:07:41,062 OH, THANKS. 123 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:43,438 THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR HELP. 124 00:07:43,438 --> 00:07:44,521 BU-- 125 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:46,646 OHH... 126 00:07:46,646 --> 00:07:49,229 I THINK I JUST VIOLATED THE GUY CODE BIG TIME. 127 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:50,271 POOR XANDER. 128 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:52,729 BOYS ARE SO FRAGILE. 129 00:07:52,729 --> 00:07:55,688 SPEAKING OF, HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? 130 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:58,938 MISFIRE. I WAS LATE DUE TO UNSCHEDULED SLAYAGE. 131 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,146 SHOWED UP LOOKING TRASHED. 132 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,146 WAS HE MAD? 133 00:08:02,146 --> 00:08:04,229 ACTUALLY, HE WAS PRETTY UN-MAD, 134 00:08:04,229 --> 00:08:06,104 WHICH PROBABLY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT 135 00:08:06,104 --> 00:08:08,104 THAT CORDELIA WAS DROOLING IN HIS CAPPUCCINO. 136 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:12,188 OH, BUFFY, ANGEL WOULD NEVER FALL FOR HER ACT. 137 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:14,646 YOU MEAN THAT ACTUALLY SHOWING UP WEARING A STUNNING OUTFIT, 138 00:08:14,646 --> 00:08:16,146 EMBRACING PERSONAL HYGIENE ACT? 139 00:08:16,146 --> 00:08:18,062 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 140 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,479 SHE'S NOT HIS TYPE. 141 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:21,021 ARE YOU SURE? 142 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,062 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TYPE IS. 143 00:08:23,062 --> 00:08:25,230 I'VE KNOWN HIM LESS THAN A YEAR, 144 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,312 AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 145 00:08:26,312 --> 00:08:28,813 HE'S NOT EXACTLY ONE TO OVERSHARE. 146 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:31,855 TRUE. IT'S TOO BAD WE CAN'T SNEAK A LOOK AT THE WATCHER DIARIES 147 00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:33,771 AND READ UP ON ANGEL. 148 00:08:33,771 --> 00:08:35,604 I'M SURE IT'S FULL OF FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL. 149 00:08:35,604 --> 00:08:37,104 YEAH. 150 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:38,521 IT'S TOO BAD. 151 00:08:38,521 --> 00:08:40,229 THAT STUFF IS PRIVATE. 152 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,187 ALSO, GILES KEEPS THEM IN HIS OFFICE 153 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:45,646 IN HIS PERSONAL FILES. 154 00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:48,771 MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT WOULD BE WRONG. 155 00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:13,438 BUFFY. EXCELLENT. 156 00:09:13,438 --> 00:09:16,188 NOTHING. HI. 157 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,604 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT. 158 00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:21,230 AS IT SHOULD BE CALM, 159 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:24,229 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT WORK ON SOME NEW BATTLE TECHNIQUES. 160 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,187 YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SCARE ME, GILES. 161 00:09:26,187 --> 00:09:28,312 YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME FUN. 162 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,729 YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS PLACE YOU CAN GO, RIGHT, 163 00:09:33,729 --> 00:09:35,604 AND YOU SIT IN THE DARK, 164 00:09:35,604 --> 00:09:37,271 AND THERE ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES, RIGHT? 165 00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:38,855 AND THE PICTURES TELL A STORY. 166 00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:41,230 YES. HA HA. VERY DROLL. 167 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,230 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE VERY MANY RELAXING HOBBIES. 168 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,146 SUCH AS? 169 00:09:46,146 --> 00:09:48,646 WELL, UM... 170 00:09:48,646 --> 00:09:50,271 I ENJOY CROSS-REFERENCING. 171 00:09:50,271 --> 00:09:51,896 DO YOU STUFF YOUR OWN SHIRTS, 172 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,271 OR DO YOU SEND THEM OUT? 173 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:54,813 SO... 174 00:09:54,813 --> 00:09:56,771 HOW COME HALLOWEEN IS SUCH A BIG YAWNER? 175 00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:59,813 DO THE DEMONS JUST HATE HOW COMMERCIAL IT'S BECOME? 176 00:09:59,813 --> 00:10:02,729 UM, IT'S INTERESTING... NOT, I SUSPECT, TO YOU. 177 00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:04,229 WHAT IS IT YOU'RE AFTER? 178 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,396 OF COURSE IT'S OF INTEREST TO ME. 179 00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:08,396 I'M THE SLAYER. I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS. 180 00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:10,104 YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN THE DARK ANY LONGER. 181 00:10:10,104 --> 00:10:11,855 LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU! 182 00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:15,229 I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE GAMES. 183 00:10:15,229 --> 00:10:16,771 MS. CALENDAR SAID YOU WERE A BABE. 184 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:18,688 SHE SAID WHAT? 185 00:10:18,688 --> 00:10:22,771 SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE A HUNK OF BURNING... 186 00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:24,271 SOMETHING OR OTHER. 187 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,729 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 188 00:10:25,729 --> 00:10:27,271 UM, I... 189 00:10:27,271 --> 00:10:29,271 I DON'T REALLY... 190 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,062 BURNING HUNK OF WHAT? 191 00:10:31,062 --> 00:10:33,104 LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING IT IS 192 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:36,729 FOR ME TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE YOU GROWNUPS HAVING SMOOCHIES, BUT... 193 00:10:36,729 --> 00:10:38,104 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 194 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,312 BUFFY, I APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, BUT... 195 00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:41,438 BUT I'VE OVERSTEPPED MY BOUNDS. 196 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:43,396 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, YOU KNOW? 197 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:45,104 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 198 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,646 MY GOD! SHAME, SHAME. 199 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:48,604 I GOTTA GO. 200 00:10:52,813 --> 00:10:53,729 A BABE? 201 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,729 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 202 00:10:59,938 --> 00:11:01,479 Buffy: MAN, LOOK AT HER. 203 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,062 Willow: WHO IS SHE? 204 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:06,771 IT DOESN'T SAY, BUT THE ENTRY'S DATED 1775. 205 00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:10,938 ANGEL WAS 18... AND STILL HUMAN. 206 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,855 SO THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL HE HUNG AROUND? 207 00:11:13,855 --> 00:11:15,938 SHE'S PRETTY... COIFED. 208 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,896 SHE LOOKS LIKE A NOBLEWOMAN OR SOMETHING, 209 00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:22,938 WHICH MEANS BEING BEAUTIFUL WAS SORT OF HER JOB. 210 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:25,813 AND CLEARLY THIS GIRL WAS A WORKAHOLIC. 211 00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:27,855 I'LL NEVER BE LIKE THIS. 212 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,271 COME ON. SHE'S NOT THAT PRETTY. 213 00:11:30,271 --> 00:11:31,813 I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. 214 00:11:31,813 --> 00:11:33,771 SHE'S GOT A FUNNY... WAIST. 215 00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:35,771 LOOK HOW TINY THAT IS. 216 00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:37,604 THANK YOU. NOW I FEEL BETTER. 217 00:11:37,604 --> 00:11:40,146 NO. SHE'S LIKE A FREAK. 218 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:41,646 A CIRCUS FREAK. 219 00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:43,271 YUCK. 220 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:47,771 MUST'VE BEEN WONDERFUL TO PUT ON SOME FANTABULOUS GOWN 221 00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:50,354 AND GO TO A BALL LIKE A PRINCESS 222 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:53,521 AND HAVE HORSES AND SERVANTS AND YET MORE GOWNS. 223 00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:57,187 YEAH. STILL, I THINK I PREFER BEING ABLE TO VOTE. 224 00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:59,688 OR I WILL, WHEN I CAN. 225 00:12:01,604 --> 00:12:03,688 SO, BUFFY, YOU RAN OFF LAST NIGHT 226 00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:06,771 AND LEFT POOR LITTLE ANGEL ALL BY HIS LONESOME. 227 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:08,896 BUT I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO COMFORT HIM. 228 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,604 YEAH, I'LL BET. 229 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,229 SO WHAT'S HIS STORY ANYWAY? 230 00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:14,312 I MEAN, I NEVER SEE HIM AROUND. 231 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:16,479 NOT DURING THE DAY ANYWAY. 232 00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:18,938 OH, PLEASE. DON'T TELL ME HE STILL LIVES AT HOME. 233 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,813 LIKE, HE HAS TO WAIT FOR HIS DAD TO GET BACK BEFORE HE CAN TAKE THE CAR? 234 00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:25,062 CORDELIA, I THINK HIS PARENTS HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS. 235 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:28,146 OH, GOOD. I MEAN-- 236 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,563 WHAT? 237 00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:31,688 ANGEL'S A VAMPIRE. 238 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,604 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 239 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:38,062 OH. HE'S A VAMPIRE. 240 00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:39,104 OF COURSE. 241 00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:40,771 BUT THE CUDDLY KIND. 242 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:43,021 LIKE A CARE BEAR WITH FANGS. 243 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,896 IT'S TRUE. 244 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,729 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 245 00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:48,896 I JUST THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME OFF 246 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,187 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE COMPETITION. 247 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,813 LOOK, BUFFY, YOU MAY BE HOT STUFF 248 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,688 WHEN IT COMES TO DEMONOLOGY OR WHATEVER, 249 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,563 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO DATING, 250 00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:58,146 I'M THE SLAYER. 251 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:12,688 [PUMPKIN SCREAMS] 252 00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:14,729 WHAT DID YOU GET? 253 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:17,479 A TIME-HONORED CLASSIC. 254 00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:19,646 OK, WELL, CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE? 255 00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:21,604 IT'S NOT SPOOKY ENOUGH? 256 00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,521 IT'S JUST YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET NOTICED 257 00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:25,229 IF YOU KEEP HIDING. 258 00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:26,729 YOU'RE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT OF HALLOWEEN. 259 00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:28,438 FREE CANDY? 260 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,271 IT'S COME AS YOU AREN'T NIGHT. 261 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:34,104 THE PERFECT CHANCE FOR A GIRL TO GET SEXY AND WILD 262 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,229 WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS. 263 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,146 OH, I DON'T GET WILD. 264 00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:38,813 WILD ON ME EQUALS SPAZ. 265 00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,646 DON'T UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF. 266 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:42,354 YOU'VE GOT IT IN YOU. 267 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,729 HEY, XANDER. 268 00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,646 WHAT DID YOU GET? 269 00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:49,312 THAT'S NOT A COSTUME. 270 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:52,896 I GOT FATIGUES FROM AN ARMY SURPLUS AT HOME. 271 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:56,229 CALL ME THE $2.00 COSTUME KING, BABY. 272 00:13:56,229 --> 00:13:58,354 HEY, LIKE, XANDER, 273 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:01,104 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING. 274 00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:02,021 DO YOU MIND, BUFFY? 275 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,813 I'M TRYING TO REPRESS. 276 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:06,771 OK, THEN I PROMISE FROM NOW ON 277 00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,604 I'LL LET YOU GET PUMMELED. 278 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:11,855 THANK YOU. 279 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:13,438 OK, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I THINK I COULD'VE-- 280 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,771 HELLO? 281 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,104 THAT WAS OUR TOUCHING 282 00:14:17,104 --> 00:14:18,354 RECONCILIATION MOMENT THERE. 283 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,563 I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST... 284 00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:27,062 LOOK AT THIS. 285 00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:28,021 IT'S AMAZING. 286 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,312 TOO BULKY. 287 00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:32,146 I PREFER MY WOMEN IN SPANDEX. 288 00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:33,646 PLEASE, LET ME. 289 00:14:34,855 --> 00:14:37,229 OH, IT'S-- 290 00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:39,479 MAGNIFICENT. YES, I KNOW. 291 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,563 THERE. 292 00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:46,396 MY, MEET THE HIDDEN PRINCESS. 293 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:47,980 I THINK WE'VE FOUND A MATCH, 294 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:48,980 DON'T YOU? 295 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,187 OH, I'M SORRY. 296 00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:52,813 THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER AFFORD THIS. 297 00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:53,771 OH, NONSENSE. 298 00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:55,438 I FEEL QUITE MOVED 299 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,604 TO MAKE YOU A DEAL YOU CAN'T REFUSE. 300 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,230 Spike: HERE IT COMES. 301 00:15:11,729 --> 00:15:13,021 REWIND THAT. 302 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,521 I WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN. 303 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:20,146 SHE'S TRICKY. 304 00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:23,146 BABY LIKES TO PLAY. 305 00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,938 YOU SEE WHERE SHE STAKES HIM WITH THAT THING? 306 00:15:24,938 --> 00:15:27,896 THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL RESOURCEFUL. 307 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,813 REWIND IT AGAIN. 308 00:15:32,729 --> 00:15:35,104 MISS EDITH NEEDS HER TEA. 309 00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:36,563 COME HERE, POODLE. 310 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,646 DO YOU LOVE MY INSIDES? 311 00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:43,813 THE PARTS YOU CAN'T SEE? 312 00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:46,312 EYEBALLS TO ENTRAILS, MY SWEET. 313 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:49,271 THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT TO STUDY THIS SLAYER. 314 00:15:49,271 --> 00:15:51,855 ONCE I KNOW HER, I CAN KILL HER. 315 00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:54,646 AND ONCE I KILL HER, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR RUN OF SUNNYHELL 316 00:15:54,646 --> 00:15:56,104 AND GET STRONG AGAIN. 317 00:15:56,104 --> 00:15:57,729 DON'T WORRY. 318 00:15:57,729 --> 00:15:59,438 EVERYTHING'S SWITCHING. 319 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:02,146 OUTSIDE TO INSIDE. 320 00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:03,521 AHH. 321 00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:05,438 IT MAKES HER WEAK. 322 00:16:05,438 --> 00:16:06,521 REALLY? 323 00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:08,771 DID MY PET HAVE A VISION? 324 00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:10,855 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS? 325 00:16:10,855 --> 00:16:13,187 LEECHES. 326 00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:15,813 COME ON, TALK TO DADDY. 327 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:18,813 THIS THING THAT MAKES THE SLAYER WEAK. 328 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:21,062 WHEN IS IT? 329 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,271 TOMORROW. 330 00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:23,563 TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN. 331 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:24,813 NOTHING HAPPENS ON HALLOWEEN. 332 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:27,563 SOMEONE HAS COME TO CHANGE IT ALL. 333 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:31,563 SOMEONE NEW. 334 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,938 [GRUNTS] 335 00:16:51,312 --> 00:16:53,354 THE WORLD THAT DENIES THEE, 336 00:16:53,354 --> 00:16:56,688 THOU INHABIT. 337 00:16:56,688 --> 00:17:00,688 THE PEACE THAT IGNORES THEE, 338 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,104 THOU CORRUPT. 339 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:07,188 CHAOS. 340 00:17:07,188 --> 00:17:10,271 I REMAIN AS EVER 341 00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:14,479 THY FAITHFUL, DEGENERATE SON. 342 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,646 Willow: WHERE ARE YOU MEETING ANGEL? 343 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,438 HERE, AFTER TRICK OR TREATING. 344 00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:40,312 MOM'S GOING TO BE OUT. 345 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,938 DOES HE KNOW ABOUT YOUR COSTUME? 346 00:17:41,938 --> 00:17:43,229 NOPE. 347 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,438 CALL IT A BLAST FROM HIS PAST. 348 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:48,938 I'LL SHOW HIM I CAN COIF WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 349 00:17:48,938 --> 00:17:50,312 OK, WILLOW, COME OUT. 350 00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:52,062 YOU CAN'T HIDE IN THERE ALL NIGHT. 351 00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:54,855 OK. BUT PROMISE YOU WON'T LAUGH. 352 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,771 I PROMISE. 353 00:18:01,771 --> 00:18:03,271 WOW. 354 00:18:03,271 --> 00:18:04,813 YOU'RE A DISH. 355 00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:06,729 I MEAN, REALLY. 356 00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:09,479 BUT THIS JUST ISN'T ME. 357 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,271 AND THAT'S THE POINT. 358 00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:13,312 LOOK, HALLOWEEN IS THE NIGHT 359 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:15,521 THAT NOT YOU IS YOU, 360 00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,187 BUT NOT YOU, YOU KNOW? 361 00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:18,104 [DOORBELL RINGS] 362 00:18:18,104 --> 00:18:20,229 OH, THAT'S XANDER. 363 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,479 ARE YOU READY? 364 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,271 YEAH, O-OK. 365 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:24,354 COOL. 366 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,396 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOYS 367 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,438 TO GO NON-VERBAL WHEN THEY SEE YOU. 368 00:18:35,938 --> 00:18:38,271 PRIVATE HARRIS REPORTING FOR-- 369 00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:40,813 BUFFY, 370 00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:42,312 LADY OF BUFFDOM, 371 00:18:42,312 --> 00:18:43,771 DUCHESS OF BUFFONIA, 372 00:18:43,771 --> 00:18:45,438 I AM IN AWE. 373 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,230 I COMPLETELY RENOUNCE SPANDEX. 374 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,146 THANK YOU, KIND SIR. 375 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,938 BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE-- 376 00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:54,187 HI. 377 00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:55,980 CASPER. 378 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,938 HEY, WILL, THAT'S A FINE BOO YOU GOT THERE. 379 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,688 THIS IS YOUR GROUP, SUMMERS. 380 00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:19,396 NO NEED TO SPEAK TO THEM. 381 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:22,229 THE LAST THING THEY NEED IS YOUR INFLUENCE. 382 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,062 JUST BRING THEM BACK IN ONE PIECE, 383 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,271 AND I WON'T EXPEL YOU. 384 00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:31,230 HI. 385 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,230 AH AH. 386 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,771 WHERE'S YOUR BODYGUARD, HARRIS, 387 00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:42,146 CURLING HER HAIR? 388 00:19:43,396 --> 00:19:45,855 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 389 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:54,438 OZ. OZ. 390 00:19:54,438 --> 00:19:56,813 HEY, CORDELIA. 391 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:58,938 JEEZ, YOU'RE LIKE A GREAT BIG CAT. 392 00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:00,438 THAT'S MY COSTUME. 393 00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:01,771 ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING TONIGHT? 394 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,354 YEAH, AT THE SHELTER CLUB. 395 00:20:03,354 --> 00:20:05,229 IS MR. I'M-THE-LEAD-SINGER, I'M-SO-GREAT, 396 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,729 I-DON'T-HAVE-TO-SHOW-UP- FOR-MY-DATE-OR-EVEN-CALL 397 00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:08,604 GOING TO BE THERE? 398 00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,229 YEAH. YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST GOING BY DEVON NOW. 399 00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:12,521 WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT I DON'T CARE, 400 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:13,980 AND THAT I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT, 401 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,271 AND THAT I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU 402 00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:17,646 SO THAT'S JUST FINE. 403 00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:18,479 SO, WHAT DO I TELL HIM? 404 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,771 NOTHING. 405 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:21,896 JEEZ, GET WITH THE PROGRAM. 406 00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:27,438 NOW, WHY CAN'T I MEET A NICE GIRL LIKE THAT? 407 00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:28,938 OH, I'M SORRY. 408 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:29,938 SORRY. 409 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:30,980 I'M SORRY. 410 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,938 SORRY. 411 00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:32,938 SORRY. 412 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,980 OK, ON SLEAZING EXTRA CANDY: 413 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,646 TEARS ARE KEY. 414 00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:40,980 TEARS WILL NORMALLY GET YOU THE DOUBLE-BAGGER. 415 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,479 YOU CAN ALSO TRY THE OLD "YOU MISSED ME" ROUTINE, 416 00:20:43,479 --> 00:20:45,021 BUT IT'S RISKY. 417 00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:47,563 ONLY GO THERE FOR CHOCOLATE, UNDERSTOOD? 418 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,604 OK, TROOPS... 419 00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:51,479 LET'S MOVE OUT. 420 00:21:01,688 --> 00:21:04,230 WHAT DID MRS. DAVIS GIVE YOU? 421 00:21:06,521 --> 00:21:08,021 SHE MUST BE STOPPED. 422 00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:10,312 LET'S HIT ONE MORE HOUSE. 423 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,855 WE STILL HAVE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I NEED TO GET YOU BACK. 424 00:21:17,688 --> 00:21:20,021 [SPEAKING LATIN] 425 00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:36,229 Willow; COME ON, GUYS. 426 00:21:46,729 --> 00:21:49,980 TRICK OR TREAT. TRICK OR TREAT. 427 00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:51,521 OH, MY GOODNESS! 428 00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:53,312 AREN'T YOU ADORABLE? 429 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:57,855 [SPEAKING LATIN] 430 00:22:12,771 --> 00:22:14,729 [WIND HOWLS] 431 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,438 OH, DEAR. 432 00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:22,896 AM I ALL OUT? 433 00:22:26,771 --> 00:22:28,980 SHOW TIME. 434 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,896 I COULD'VE SWORN I HAD MORE CANDY. 435 00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:33,938 I'M SORRY, MR. MONSTER. 436 00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:34,771 MAYBE-- 437 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,646 GRR! 438 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,855 AAH! 439 00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:39,813 NO! LET HER GO! 440 00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:41,021 RRR! RRR! 441 00:22:41,021 --> 00:22:43,104 STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 442 00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:44,104 RRR! RRR! 443 00:22:44,104 --> 00:22:45,563 STOP! 444 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,021 [SCREAMING] 445 00:22:57,187 --> 00:22:58,438 [GROWLING] 446 00:22:58,438 --> 00:22:59,354 OH, MY GOD. 447 00:22:59,354 --> 00:23:00,938 RRR! RRR! 448 00:23:00,938 --> 00:23:02,062 I CAN'T BREATHE. 449 00:23:28,521 --> 00:23:31,187 OH, MY GOD. 450 00:23:31,187 --> 00:23:32,521 I'M A REAL GHOST. 451 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,938 [MACHINE GUN FIRES] 452 00:23:35,938 --> 00:23:36,855 XANDER? 453 00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:41,479 XANDER, 454 00:23:41,479 --> 00:23:43,187 IT'S ME, WILLOW. 455 00:23:43,187 --> 00:23:45,146 I DON'T KNOW ANY WILLOW. 456 00:23:45,146 --> 00:23:46,312 XANDER, QUIT MESSING AROUND. 457 00:23:46,312 --> 00:23:48,146 THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES. 458 00:23:48,146 --> 00:23:49,354 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 459 00:23:49,354 --> 00:23:50,563 YOU DON'T KNOW ME? 460 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,813 LADY, I SUGGEST YOU FIND COVER. 461 00:23:52,813 --> 00:23:54,062 NO, WAIT! 462 00:23:54,062 --> 00:23:55,813 OH. 463 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,021 WHAT ARE YOU? 464 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,896 XANDER, LISTEN TO ME. 465 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,146 I'M ON YOUR SIDE, I SWEAR. 466 00:24:02,146 --> 00:24:03,938 SOMETHING CRAZY IS HAPPENING. 467 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:06,938 I WAS DRESSED AS A GHOST FOR HALLOWEEN, 468 00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:08,771 AND NOW I AM A GHOST. 469 00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:11,479 AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A SOLDIER, 470 00:24:11,479 --> 00:24:14,271 AND NOW I--I GUESS YOU'RE A REAL SOLDIER. 471 00:24:14,271 --> 00:24:15,729 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 472 00:24:19,187 --> 00:24:20,563 NO! NO GUNS! 473 00:24:20,563 --> 00:24:22,563 THAT'S STILL A LITTLE KID IN THERE. 474 00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:23,688 STEP OUT OF THE WAY. 475 00:24:23,688 --> 00:24:25,312 NO GUNS! THAT'S AN ORDER! 476 00:24:25,312 --> 00:24:29,271 WE JUST NEED TO FIND BUFFY! 477 00:24:29,271 --> 00:24:33,187 BUFFY, ARE YOU OK? 478 00:24:33,187 --> 00:24:36,438 RRR! 479 00:24:36,438 --> 00:24:38,771 THIS COULD BE A SITUATION. 480 00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:40,855 BUFFY, WHAT DO WE DO? 481 00:24:46,396 --> 00:24:48,021 [MACHINE GUN FIRES] 482 00:24:54,229 --> 00:24:56,062 BUFFY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 483 00:24:57,479 --> 00:24:58,688 WHAT? 484 00:24:58,688 --> 00:24:59,771 ARE YOU HURT? 485 00:24:59,771 --> 00:25:01,896 BUFFY, ARE YOU HURT? 486 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:04,312 BUFFY? 487 00:25:04,312 --> 00:25:05,396 SHE'S NOT BUFFY. 488 00:25:05,396 --> 00:25:06,521 WHO'S BUFFY? 489 00:25:06,521 --> 00:25:08,521 OH, THIS IS FUN. 490 00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:10,021 WHAT YEAR IS THIS? 491 00:25:11,855 --> 00:25:15,396 1775, I BELIEVE. 492 00:25:15,396 --> 00:25:17,229 UH, I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 493 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:18,729 WHO ARE YOU? 494 00:25:18,729 --> 00:25:20,438 WE'RE FRIENDS. 495 00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:23,187 FRIENDS OF WHOM? 496 00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:24,187 YOUR DRESS, 497 00:25:24,187 --> 00:25:25,729 EVERYTHING IS STRANGE. 498 00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:27,521 HOW DID I COME TO BE HERE? 499 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:28,855 BREATHE, OK, BREATHE. 500 00:25:28,855 --> 00:25:30,855 YOU'RE GOING TO FAINT AGAIN. 501 00:25:30,855 --> 00:25:33,229 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT THE SLAYER? 502 00:25:33,229 --> 00:25:34,855 WHAT'S A SLAYER? 503 00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:36,271 Demon: HA HA HA! 504 00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,187 AAH! AAH! AAH! 505 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,896 I SUGGEST WE GET INSIDE BEFORE WE COME ACROSS ANOTHER-- 506 00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:42,938 A DEMON! 507 00:25:42,938 --> 00:25:43,896 A DEMON! 508 00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:44,896 A DEMON! 509 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:48,771 IT'S NOT A DEMON. IT'S A CAR. 510 00:25:48,771 --> 00:25:50,229 WHAT DOES IT WANT? 511 00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:51,396 IS THIS WOMAN INSANE? 512 00:25:51,396 --> 00:25:53,062 SHE'S NEVER SEEN A CAR. 513 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:54,062 SHE'S NEVER SEEN A CAR. 514 00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:55,896 SHE'S FROM THE PAST. 515 00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:57,104 AND YOU'RE A GHOST. 516 00:25:57,104 --> 00:25:59,062 YES. NOW, LET'S GET INSIDE. 517 00:25:59,062 --> 00:26:01,646 JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M TAKING A LOT ON FAITH HERE. 518 00:26:01,646 --> 00:26:03,230 WHERE DO WE GO? 519 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,563 WHERE'S THE CLOSEST... 520 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,688 WE CAN GO TO A FRIEND'S. 521 00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:12,229 ALL CLEAR. 522 00:26:12,229 --> 00:26:14,187 HELLO? 523 00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:16,688 MRS. SUMMERS? 524 00:26:16,688 --> 00:26:18,187 GOOD, SHE'S GONE. 525 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,688 WHERE ARE WE? 526 00:26:19,688 --> 00:26:21,938 YOUR PLACE. NOW, WE JUST NEED TO-- 527 00:26:21,938 --> 00:26:23,896 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 528 00:26:27,521 --> 00:26:28,688 DON'T OPEN IT. 529 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,646 IT COULD BE A CIVILIAN. 530 00:26:29,646 --> 00:26:31,604 OR A MINI-DEMON. 531 00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:33,563 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 532 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,813 THIS... 533 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,187 THIS COULD BE ME. 534 00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:49,729 IT IS YOU. 535 00:26:49,729 --> 00:26:51,521 BUFFY, CAN'T YOU REMEMBER AT ALL? 536 00:26:51,521 --> 00:26:52,771 NO. 537 00:26:52,771 --> 00:26:55,771 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS. 538 00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:57,688 THIS IS SOME OTHER GIRL. 539 00:26:57,688 --> 00:26:59,604 I WOULD NEVER WEAR THIS, 540 00:26:59,604 --> 00:27:01,354 THAT LOW APPAREL. 541 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:02,855 AND I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. 542 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,271 AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. 543 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:05,646 AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 544 00:27:05,646 --> 00:27:07,062 YOU ARE HOME. 545 00:27:09,187 --> 00:27:11,479 SHE COULDN'T HAVE DRESSED UP LIKE XENA? 546 00:27:14,479 --> 00:27:15,855 RRR! 547 00:27:15,855 --> 00:27:17,062 NOT A CIVILIAN! 548 00:27:17,062 --> 00:27:19,021 AFFIRMATIVE! 549 00:27:19,021 --> 00:27:21,230 HEY, WHAT DID WE SAY? 550 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,438 BIG NOISE SCARE MONSTER, REMEMBER? 551 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,438 GOT IT. 552 00:27:29,438 --> 00:27:31,563 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 553 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:33,688 DAMN IT. 554 00:27:36,104 --> 00:27:40,438 OH, SURELY HE'LL NOT DESERT US. 555 00:27:40,438 --> 00:27:41,354 WHATEVER. 556 00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:46,396 NO! 557 00:27:46,396 --> 00:27:47,771 OH! 558 00:27:47,771 --> 00:27:49,479 SOMEBODY HELP ME! 559 00:27:49,479 --> 00:27:50,980 OH! AAH! AAH! 560 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:52,396 AAH! AAH! 561 00:27:52,396 --> 00:27:53,354 AAH! XANDER! 562 00:27:53,354 --> 00:27:54,396 HELP ME! 563 00:27:54,396 --> 00:27:55,521 COME INSIDE. 564 00:27:55,521 --> 00:27:56,438 Cordelia: NO! 565 00:28:01,104 --> 00:28:02,021 CORDELIA. 566 00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:03,521 WHAT'S GOING ON? 567 00:28:03,521 --> 00:28:05,146 OK, YOUR NAME IS CORDELIA. 568 00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:06,855 YOU'RE NOT A CAT. YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 569 00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:08,312 AND WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. WELL, SORT OF. 570 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,855 THAT'S NICE, WILLOW. 571 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,354 AND YOU WENT MENTAL WHEN? 572 00:28:11,354 --> 00:28:12,813 YOU KNOW US? 573 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:13,896 YEAH, LUCKY ME. 574 00:28:13,896 --> 00:28:15,354 WHAT'S WITH THE NAME GAME? 575 00:28:15,354 --> 00:28:17,104 - A LOT'S GOING ON. - NO KIDDING. 576 00:28:17,104 --> 00:28:19,104 I WAS JUST ATTACKED BY JOJO, THE DOG-FACED BOY. 577 00:28:19,104 --> 00:28:21,187 LOOK AT MY COSTUME. 578 00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:23,563 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT PARTY TOWN'S GOING TO GIVE ME MY DEPOSIT BACK? 579 00:28:23,563 --> 00:28:25,104 NOT ON THE LIKELY. 580 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,104 HERE. 581 00:28:27,271 --> 00:28:28,354 THANKS. 582 00:28:28,354 --> 00:28:30,271 OK, YOU GUYS STAY HERE 583 00:28:30,271 --> 00:28:32,104 WHILE I GET SOME HELP. 584 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,938 IF SOMETHING TRIES TO GET IN, JUST FIGHT IT OFF. 585 00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:36,604 WELL, IT'S NOT OUR PLACE TO FIGHT. 586 00:28:36,604 --> 00:28:38,438 SURELY SOME MEN WILL PROTECT US. 587 00:28:38,438 --> 00:28:40,062 WHAT'S THAT RIFF? 588 00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:41,813 IT'S LIKE AMNESIA, OK? 589 00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:44,271 THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. 590 00:28:44,271 --> 00:28:45,604 JUST SIT TIGHT. 591 00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:48,729 WHO DIED AND MADE HER THE BOSS? 592 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:03,062 WELL, THIS IS JUST... 593 00:29:03,062 --> 00:29:04,187 NEAT. 594 00:29:06,229 --> 00:29:07,604 YOU, CHECK UPSTAIRS, 595 00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:10,104 MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S LOCKED UP. 596 00:29:10,104 --> 00:29:12,062 SURELY THERE'S SOMEWHERE WE CAN GO. 597 00:29:12,062 --> 00:29:13,438 A SAFE HAVEN? 598 00:29:13,438 --> 00:29:15,521 THE LADY SAID STAY PUT. 599 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,563 YOU WOULD TAKE ORDERS FROM A WOMAN? 600 00:29:17,563 --> 00:29:19,354 ARE YOU FEEBLE IN SOME WAY? 601 00:29:19,354 --> 00:29:21,104 MA'AM, IN THE ARMY WE HAVE A SAYING. 602 00:29:21,104 --> 00:29:23,188 SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE-- 603 00:29:23,188 --> 00:29:24,188 WHOA! 604 00:29:25,604 --> 00:29:27,729 SHE MUST BE RIGHT. 605 00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:30,729 WE MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF AMNESIA. 606 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,187 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 607 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,813 BUT I'M CERTAIN I DON'T HAVE IT. 608 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,271 I BATHE QUITE OFTEN. 609 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:37,563 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 610 00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:39,104 I DON'T. 611 00:29:39,104 --> 00:29:41,187 I WAS BROUGHT UP A PROPER LADY. 612 00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:43,229 I WASN'T MEANT TO UNDERSTAND THINGS. 613 00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:45,187 I'M JUST MEANT TO LOOK PRETTY. 614 00:29:45,187 --> 00:29:47,187 AND THEN SOMEONE NICE WILL MARRY ME, 615 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,604 POSSIBLY A BARON. 616 00:29:48,604 --> 00:29:50,396 THIS AIN'T NO TEA PARTY, PRINCESS. 617 00:29:50,396 --> 00:29:52,312 SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT. 618 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,021 FIGHT THESE LOW CREATURES? 619 00:29:54,021 --> 00:29:55,354 I'D SOONER DIE. 620 00:29:55,354 --> 00:29:56,729 THEN YOU'LL DIE. 621 00:29:56,729 --> 00:29:59,062 OH, GOOD, YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT. 622 00:29:59,062 --> 00:30:01,187 IT'S TOTAL CHAOS OUT THERE. 623 00:30:01,187 --> 00:30:03,104 WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? 624 00:30:08,688 --> 00:30:11,062 [POLICE SIRENS] 625 00:30:17,396 --> 00:30:18,646 GEE! 626 00:30:20,062 --> 00:30:21,396 HI. 627 00:30:21,396 --> 00:30:23,354 SO, HOW... 628 00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:27,104 HA. 629 00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:29,104 OK, SOMEBODY WANT TO FILL ME IN? 630 00:30:29,104 --> 00:30:30,479 DO YOU LIVE HERE? 631 00:30:30,479 --> 00:30:31,980 NO, YOU KNOW THAT. BUFFY-- 632 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,062 I'M LOST HERE. 633 00:30:34,062 --> 00:30:35,604 YOU-- 634 00:30:35,604 --> 00:30:36,980 WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIR? 635 00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:38,438 THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. 636 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:39,813 EVERYONE'S TURNED INTO A MONSTER. 637 00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:41,479 IT'S A WHOLE BIG THING. HOW ARE YOU? 638 00:30:41,479 --> 00:30:42,479 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 639 00:30:42,479 --> 00:30:43,855 [GASPS] 640 00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:47,896 DO YOU MIND? 641 00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:49,229 YOU TAKE THE PRINCESS AND SECURE THE KITCHEN. 642 00:30:49,229 --> 00:30:51,604 CATWOMAN, YOU'RE WITH ME. 643 00:30:51,604 --> 00:30:53,021 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU. 644 00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:54,229 I LIKE THE MAN WITH THE MUSKET. 645 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,396 COME ON. 646 00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:56,855 DO YOU HAVE A MUSKET? 647 00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,771 I DIDN'T LEAVE THAT OPEN. 648 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,146 AAH! RRR! 649 00:31:14,146 --> 00:31:15,312 AAH! AAH! OH! 650 00:31:15,312 --> 00:31:17,187 RRR! 651 00:31:23,396 --> 00:31:24,438 STAKE! 652 00:31:24,438 --> 00:31:25,855 A WHAT? 653 00:31:25,855 --> 00:31:27,855 GET ME A STAKE! 654 00:31:27,855 --> 00:31:29,813 [VAMPIRE GROWLS] 655 00:31:34,438 --> 00:31:36,521 HURRY UP! 656 00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:37,938 AAH! 657 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:39,980 OH, GOD. 658 00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:41,771 BUFFY, NO! 659 00:31:45,229 --> 00:31:47,146 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 660 00:31:47,146 --> 00:31:49,396 PLUS I CAN'T TURN THE PAGE. 661 00:31:49,396 --> 00:31:51,521 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S--LET'S REVIEW. 662 00:31:51,521 --> 00:31:55,354 UM, SO EVERYBODY BECAME WHATEVER THEY WERE MASQUERADING AS. 663 00:31:55,354 --> 00:31:57,479 RIGHT. XANDER WAS A SOLDIER, 664 00:31:57,479 --> 00:32:00,229 AND BUFFY WAS AN 18th CENTURY GIRL. 665 00:32:00,229 --> 00:32:02,146 AND, UH, YOUR COSTUME? 666 00:32:02,146 --> 00:32:03,396 I'M A GHOST. 667 00:32:03,396 --> 00:32:05,563 YES. BUT, UM... 668 00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:08,229 WELL, THE GHOST OF WHAT EXACTLY? 669 00:32:08,229 --> 00:32:10,146 WELL, THIS IS NOTHING. 670 00:32:10,146 --> 00:32:13,062 YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT CORDELIA WAS WEARING. 671 00:32:13,062 --> 00:32:15,604 A--A UNITARD WITH CAT THINGS 672 00:32:15,604 --> 00:32:17,521 LIKE EARS AND STUFF. 673 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:18,729 GOOD HEAVENS. 674 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,229 SHE BECAME AN ACTUAL FELINE? 675 00:32:21,229 --> 00:32:22,646 NO. 676 00:32:22,646 --> 00:32:25,187 SHE WAS THE SAME OLD CORDELIA, 677 00:32:25,187 --> 00:32:27,021 JUST IN A CAT COSTUME. 678 00:32:27,021 --> 00:32:29,771 SHE DIDN'T CHANGE? 679 00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:31,771 NO. 680 00:32:31,771 --> 00:32:33,146 HOLD ON. 681 00:32:33,146 --> 00:32:34,688 PARTY TOWN. 682 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:37,104 SHE TOLD US SHE GOT HER OUTFIT FROM PARTY TOWN. 683 00:32:37,104 --> 00:32:38,646 AND EVERYBODY WHO CHANGED, 684 00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:40,646 THEY-- THEY ACQUIRED THEIR COSTUMES WHERE? 685 00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:42,646 WE ALL GOT OURS AT A NEW PLACE. 686 00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:44,604 ETHAN'S. 687 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,396 YOU SURE SHE CAME THIS WAY? 688 00:32:52,396 --> 00:32:53,396 NO. 689 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:54,354 SHE'LL BE OK. 690 00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:55,855 BUFFY WOULD BE OK. 691 00:32:55,855 --> 00:32:57,146 WHOEVER SHE IS NOW, SHE'S HELPLESS. 692 00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,855 COME ON! 693 00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:01,354 DO YOU HEAR THAT, MY FRIENDS? 694 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,354 SOMEWHERE OUT HERE IS THE TENDEREST MEAT 695 00:33:04,354 --> 00:33:06,062 YOU'VE EVER TASTED. 696 00:33:06,062 --> 00:33:10,062 AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND HER FIRST. 697 00:33:31,855 --> 00:33:33,146 PRETTY, PRETTY. 698 00:33:53,354 --> 00:33:54,646 HELLO? 699 00:33:55,855 --> 00:33:57,229 ANYONE HOME? 700 00:34:00,479 --> 00:34:02,312 GILES? 701 00:34:13,104 --> 00:34:17,271 Giles: JANUS: ROMAN MYTHICAL GOD. 702 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:18,896 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 703 00:34:18,896 --> 00:34:21,396 PRIMARILY, THE DIVISION OF SELF. 704 00:34:21,396 --> 00:34:23,312 MALE AND FEMALE. 705 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,771 LIGHT AND DARK. 706 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,021 CHUNKY AND CREAMY. 707 00:34:26,021 --> 00:34:28,230 OH, NO, SORRY. 708 00:34:28,230 --> 00:34:30,438 THAT'S PEANUT BUTTER. 709 00:34:30,438 --> 00:34:32,312 WILLOW, GET OUT OF HERE NOW. 710 00:34:32,312 --> 00:34:33,146 BUT-- 711 00:34:33,146 --> 00:34:34,354 NOW! 712 00:34:36,604 --> 00:34:38,604 HELLO, ETHAN. 713 00:34:38,604 --> 00:34:41,771 HELLO, RIPPER. 714 00:34:47,062 --> 00:34:48,187 HA HA! 715 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,938 NO! OH! NO! 716 00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:57,896 GAAAAH! 717 00:34:59,604 --> 00:35:00,646 RRR! 718 00:35:02,146 --> 00:35:04,438 UHH! UHH! 719 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,688 UHH! 720 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:13,563 BUFFY, ARE YOU OK? 721 00:35:13,563 --> 00:35:15,230 AAH! 722 00:35:16,312 --> 00:35:18,312 WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? TAKE A PILL. 723 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:24,896 HE'S--HE'S A VAMPIRE. 724 00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:28,271 SHE'S GOT THIS THING WHERE SHE THINKS-- 725 00:35:28,271 --> 00:35:29,729 AW, FORGET IT. 726 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:31,104 IT'S OK. 727 00:35:31,104 --> 00:35:32,938 ANGEL IS A GOOD VAMPIRE. 728 00:35:32,938 --> 00:35:34,438 HE WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. 729 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:40,229 REALLY? 730 00:35:40,229 --> 00:35:41,354 ABSOLUTELY. 731 00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:44,062 HE'S OUR FRIEND. 732 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:52,563 IT'S STRANGE, BUT BEATING UP THAT PIRATE 733 00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:53,896 GAVE ME A WEIRD SENSE OF CLOSURE. 734 00:35:53,896 --> 00:35:54,813 Willow: GUYS! 735 00:35:54,813 --> 00:35:55,896 WILLOW. 736 00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:58,271 GUYS, YOU GOT TO GET INSIDE. 737 00:35:58,271 --> 00:35:59,604 WE NEED A TRIAGE. 738 00:35:59,604 --> 00:36:00,479 THIS WAY. 739 00:36:00,479 --> 00:36:01,855 FIND AN OPEN WAREHOUSE. 740 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:04,188 LADIES, WE'RE ON THE MOVE. 741 00:36:18,146 --> 00:36:19,396 WHAT? 742 00:36:19,396 --> 00:36:20,604 NO HUG? 743 00:36:23,229 --> 00:36:25,521 AREN'T YOU PLEASED TO SEE YOUR OLD MATE, RUPERT? 744 00:36:25,521 --> 00:36:29,062 I'M JUST SURPRISED I DIDN'T GUESS 745 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,230 IT WAS YOU. 746 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,187 THIS HALLOWEEN STUNT STINKS OF ETHAN RAYNE. 747 00:36:34,187 --> 00:36:36,229 YES, IT DOES, DOESN'T IT? 748 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,896 DON'T WISH TO BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET, 749 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,688 BUT IT'S GENIUS. 750 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:42,354 THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 751 00:36:42,354 --> 00:36:45,229 IT'S SICK, BRUTAL. 752 00:36:45,229 --> 00:36:47,354 AND IT HARMS THE INNOCENT. 753 00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:50,688 OH, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE CHAMPION OF INNOCENCE 754 00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:53,563 AND ALL THINGS PURE AND GOOD, RUPERT. 755 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,479 IT'S QUITE A LITTLE ACT 756 00:36:56,479 --> 00:36:58,104 YOU'VE GOT GOING HERE, OLD MAN. 757 00:36:58,104 --> 00:36:59,563 IT'S NO ACT. 758 00:36:59,563 --> 00:37:01,188 IT'S WHO I AM. 759 00:37:01,188 --> 00:37:02,521 WHO YOU ARE? 760 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,187 THE WATCHER? 761 00:37:04,187 --> 00:37:07,021 SNIVELING, TWEED-CLAD GUARDIAN OF THE SLAYER AND HER KIN? 762 00:37:07,021 --> 00:37:09,187 I THINK NOT. 763 00:37:09,187 --> 00:37:11,521 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, RUPERT, 764 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,521 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF. 765 00:37:16,104 --> 00:37:18,062 BUT THEY DON'T, DO THEY? 766 00:37:19,187 --> 00:37:22,021 THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU COME FROM. 767 00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:23,938 BREAK THE SPELL, ETHAN. 768 00:37:23,938 --> 00:37:26,771 THEN LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER COME BACK. 769 00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:28,729 WHY SHOULD I? 770 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:30,896 WHAT'S IN THE BARGAIN FOR ME? 771 00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:32,187 YOU GET TO LIVE. 772 00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:33,146 OH, RUPERT, YOU'RE SCARING-- 773 00:37:33,146 --> 00:37:35,021 OOH! 774 00:37:35,021 --> 00:37:36,438 AAH! 775 00:37:40,229 --> 00:37:41,521 OVER HERE! 776 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,938 CHECK IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER WAYS IN. 777 00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,604 OK, JUST STAY HERE. 778 00:37:57,479 --> 00:37:59,646 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 779 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,604 OH, FABOO, MORE CLINGING. 780 00:38:07,229 --> 00:38:08,438 RRR! 781 00:38:08,438 --> 00:38:09,604 RRR! 782 00:38:09,604 --> 00:38:11,271 GO! 783 00:38:13,604 --> 00:38:15,146 RRR! 784 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,771 AND YOU SAID THE RIPPER WAS LONG GONE. 785 00:38:29,771 --> 00:38:31,479 TELL ME HOW TO STOP THE SPELL. 786 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:33,729 SAY "PRETTY PLEASE." 787 00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:35,479 OHH! 788 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:36,813 [SNICKERS] 789 00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:38,521 Spike: LOOK AT YOU. 790 00:38:38,521 --> 00:38:41,230 SHAKING... 791 00:38:42,271 --> 00:38:43,771 TERRIFIED... 792 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:46,230 ALONE. 793 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:49,438 LOST LITTLE LAMB. 794 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:53,771 I LOVE IT. 795 00:38:53,771 --> 00:38:55,062 BUFFY! 796 00:39:06,312 --> 00:39:08,188 AAH! 797 00:39:08,188 --> 00:39:09,438 [LAUGHS] 798 00:39:09,438 --> 00:39:10,771 TELL ME HOW TO STOP THE SPELL. 799 00:39:10,771 --> 00:39:13,062 JANUS. 800 00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:15,438 BREAK THE STATUE. 801 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,188 UGH! 802 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:19,146 OOH! 803 00:39:19,146 --> 00:39:20,104 WHAA! 804 00:39:23,146 --> 00:39:25,521 NOW, THAT GUY, YOU CAN SHOOT. 805 00:39:28,855 --> 00:39:31,271 WHAT THE... 806 00:39:36,312 --> 00:39:38,062 HI, HONEY. 807 00:39:38,062 --> 00:39:39,062 I'M HOME. 808 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:51,896 YOU KNOW WHAT? 809 00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:53,312 IT'S GOOD TO BE ME. 810 00:39:53,312 --> 00:39:54,312 UGH! 811 00:40:15,771 --> 00:40:17,855 HEY, BUFF, WELCOME BACK. 812 00:40:17,855 --> 00:40:20,688 YEAH, YOU, TOO. 813 00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:22,604 YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED? 814 00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:24,646 IT WAS WAY CREEPY. 815 00:40:24,646 --> 00:40:26,980 IT'S LIKE I WAS THERE, BUT I COULDN'T GET OUT. 816 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:28,729 YEAH, I KNOW THE FEELING. 817 00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:30,187 THIS OUTFIT'S TOTALLY SKINTIGHT. 818 00:40:30,187 --> 00:40:31,604 YOU OK? 819 00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:34,271 YEAH. 820 00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:40,062 HELLO? 821 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,438 IT FELT LIKE I WAS TALKING. 822 00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:43,021 MY LIPS WERE MOVING AND-- 823 00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:44,479 GIVE IT UP, CORDY. 824 00:40:44,479 --> 00:40:46,271 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET BETWEEN THOSE TWO. 825 00:40:46,271 --> 00:40:48,438 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 826 00:40:48,438 --> 00:40:52,563 WELL, I GUESS YOU BETTER GET THEM BACK TO THEIR PARENTS. 827 00:40:52,563 --> 00:40:56,438 YEAH. EVERYBODY SEEMS TO-- 828 00:40:56,438 --> 00:40:58,271 WHERE'S WILLOW? 829 00:41:38,438 --> 00:41:40,146 WHO IS THAT GIRL? 830 00:41:44,646 --> 00:41:45,980 TA-DA! 831 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:49,146 JUST LITTLE OLD 20th CENTURY ME. 832 00:41:49,146 --> 00:41:51,021 YOU SURE YOU'RE OK? 833 00:41:51,021 --> 00:41:52,187 I'LL LIVE. 834 00:41:54,771 --> 00:41:57,021 I DON'T GET IT, BUFFY. 835 00:41:57,021 --> 00:42:01,396 WHY'D YOU THINK I'D LIKE YOU BETTER DRESSED THAT WAY? 836 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:05,646 I JUST--I WANTED TO BE A REAL GIRL FOR ONCE. 837 00:42:05,646 --> 00:42:09,688 THE KIND OF FANCY GIRL YOU LIKED WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE. 838 00:42:09,688 --> 00:42:10,729 OH. 839 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,563 OH, WHAT? 840 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,062 I HATED THE GIRLS BACK THEN. 841 00:42:15,062 --> 00:42:17,396 ESPECIALLY THE NOBLEWOMEN. 842 00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:19,271 YOU DID. 843 00:42:19,271 --> 00:42:21,312 THEY WERE JUST INCREDIBLY DULL. 844 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:24,021 SIMPERING MORONS, THE LOT OF THEM. 845 00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:29,187 I ALWAYS WISHED I COULD MEET SOMEONE EXCITING... 846 00:42:29,187 --> 00:42:31,438 INTERESTING. 847 00:42:31,438 --> 00:42:33,271 REALLY. 848 00:42:33,271 --> 00:42:35,396 INTERESTING HOW? 849 00:42:35,396 --> 00:42:37,521 YOU KNOW HOW. 850 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:40,688 STILL, I HAD A REALLY HARD DAY, 851 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:42,771 AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL ME. 852 00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,646 YOU'RE RIGHT, 853 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:45,771 I SHOULD. 854 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:47,604 DEFINITELY. 855 00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:49,438 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 856 00:44:16,271 --> 00:44:17,479 GRRR! ARRGGH!