1 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:04,896 Narrator: IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:04,896 --> 00:00:07,938 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, THE DEMONS, 3 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,187 AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:09,187 --> 00:00:10,646 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:16,563 [SINGING IN INDIAN LANGUAGE] 6 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:17,938 IS SHE DYING? 7 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,771 I THINK SHE'S SINGING. 8 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,688 TO A TELEPHONE, IN HINDI. 9 00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:26,271 NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 10 00:00:26,271 --> 00:00:28,438 WHY IS SHE SINGING? 11 00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:29,604 SHE'S SAD BECAUSE 12 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:31,896 HER LOVER GAVE HER 12 GOLD COINS, 13 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:33,521 BUT THEN THE WIZARD CUT OPEN THE BAG OF SALT, 14 00:00:33,521 --> 00:00:35,396 AND NOW THE DANCING MINIONS 15 00:00:35,396 --> 00:00:38,938 HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT THEIR BIG MAYPOLE... FISH THING. 16 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:41,146 UH-HUH. 17 00:00:41,146 --> 00:00:43,521 WHY IS SHE SINGING? 18 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,229 Buffy: HER LOVER? I THOUGHT IT WAS HER CHIROPRACTOR. 19 00:00:45,229 --> 00:00:46,938 BECAUSE OF THAT THING HE DID WITH HER FEET? 20 00:00:46,938 --> 00:00:48,521 NO, THAT WAS PERSONAL. 21 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:51,229 HMM. AND WE THOUGHT 22 00:00:51,229 --> 00:00:52,104 JUST BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY 23 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:53,563 OR ANYPLACE TO GO, 24 00:00:53,563 --> 00:00:55,187 THIS'D BE A LACKLUSTER EVENING. 25 00:00:55,187 --> 00:00:56,771 I KNOW, WE COULD GO TO THE BRONZE, 26 00:00:56,771 --> 00:00:58,062 AND SNEAK IN OUR OWN TEA BAGS 27 00:00:58,062 --> 00:00:59,563 AND ASK FOR HOT WATER. 28 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:00,938 HOP OFF THE OUTLAW TRAIN, WILL, 29 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,271 BEFORE YOU LAND US ALL IN JAIL. 30 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,479 I, FOR ONE, AM GIDDY AND UP. 31 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,104 THERE'S A KIND OF HUSH ALL OVER SUNNYDALE, 32 00:01:06,104 --> 00:01:08,312 NO DEMONS OR VAMPIRES TO SLAY, 33 00:01:08,312 --> 00:01:09,855 I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS. 34 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:13,187 SO HOW DOES THE WATER BUFFALO FIT IN AGAIN? 35 00:01:33,271 --> 00:01:35,521 [PANTING] 36 00:02:29,604 --> 00:02:30,604 [SOBBING] 37 00:02:30,604 --> 00:02:31,896 [SCREAMS] 38 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:33,688 CALLIE, CALLIE... 39 00:02:33,688 --> 00:02:34,896 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 40 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,229 [SOBBING] 41 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,771 THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 42 00:02:40,438 --> 00:02:42,563 [SOBBING] 43 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,146 [WOLF HOWLS] 44 00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:58,104 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 45 00:03:45,938 --> 00:03:47,729 Cordelia: HA HA HA HA HA HA. 46 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,771 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. SEE? 47 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,563 DR. DEBI SAYS WHEN A MAN IS SPEAKING, 48 00:03:51,563 --> 00:03:53,312 YOU MAKE SERIOUS EYE CONTACT, 49 00:03:53,312 --> 00:03:55,229 AND YOU REALLY, REALLY LISTEN. 50 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:58,021 AND YOU LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS. 51 00:03:58,021 --> 00:04:02,479 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...AH. 52 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:04,771 YOU DREAMED ABOUT ANGEL AGAIN? 53 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:05,938 THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW. 54 00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:08,229 WHAT DID HE DO IN THE DREAM? 55 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:09,521 STUFF. 56 00:04:09,521 --> 00:04:11,229 OOH, STUFF. 57 00:04:11,229 --> 00:04:13,312 WAS IT ONE OF THOSE VIVID DREAMS 58 00:04:13,312 --> 00:04:16,021 WHERE YOU COULD FEEL HIS LIPS AND SMELL HIS HAIR? 59 00:04:16,021 --> 00:04:18,646 IT HAD SURROUND SOUND. 60 00:04:18,646 --> 00:04:21,146 I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM SO MUCH LATELY. 61 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:23,521 YOU TWO ARE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 62 00:04:23,521 --> 00:04:25,021 EXCEPT FOR THE, UH... 63 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:26,813 VAMPIRE THING. 64 00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:30,229 THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON, NECESSARILY. 65 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,896 I'M BRAINSICK. 66 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,229 I CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 67 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:35,688 NOT DURING THE DAY, BUT... 68 00:04:35,688 --> 00:04:38,396 YOU COULD ASK HIM FOR COFFEE SOME NIGHT. 69 00:04:38,396 --> 00:04:41,187 IT'S THE NON-RELATIONSHIP DRINK OF CHOICE. 70 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:44,479 IT'S NOT A DATE, IT'S A CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE. 71 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:46,980 OK, SURE, IT'S HOT AND BITTER, 72 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,396 LIKE A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAY, BUT-- 73 00:04:48,396 --> 00:04:49,688 WHAT'S LIKE A RELATIONSHIP? 74 00:04:49,688 --> 00:04:51,521 NOTHING I HAVE. COFFEE? 75 00:04:51,521 --> 00:04:53,187 HUH? 76 00:04:53,187 --> 00:04:54,646 THERE'S REALLY NO COMPARISON BETWEEN 77 00:04:54,646 --> 00:04:56,021 COLLEGE MEN AND HIGH SCHOOL BOYS. 78 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,396 I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT. 79 00:04:58,396 --> 00:05:00,229 SO, COR, YOU'RE DATING COLLEGE GUYS NOW? 80 00:05:00,229 --> 00:05:02,104 WELL, NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, 81 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:03,312 BUT I HAPPEN TO BE DATING 82 00:05:03,312 --> 00:05:04,938 A DELTA ZETA KAPPA. 83 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,688 OOH, AN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL. 84 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:08,229 SO THAT'S HOW YOU GET A DATE 85 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:09,896 AFTER YOU EXHAUSTED ALL THE HUMAN GUYS. 86 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:11,062 Cordelia: YOU'LL GO TO COLLEGE 87 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:12,479 SOME DAY, XANDER. 88 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,521 I JUST KNOW YOUR PIZZA DELIVERY CAREER 89 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:16,604 WILL TAKE YOU SO MANY EXCITING PLACES. 90 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,938 ( Bell ringing ) 91 00:05:23,938 --> 00:05:25,771 OH, I TOLD GILES I'D MEET HIM 92 00:05:25,771 --> 00:05:26,938 IN THE LIBRARY 10 MINUTES AGO. 93 00:05:26,938 --> 00:05:28,729 AH, HE WON'T BE UPSET. 94 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,062 THERE HASN'T BEEN MUCH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY LATELY. 95 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,521 JUST BECAUSE THE PARANORMAL 96 00:05:32,521 --> 00:05:35,062 IS MORE NORMAL AND LESS... PARA OF LATE, 97 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:37,646 IS NO EXCUSE FOR TARDINESS OR LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN. 98 00:05:37,646 --> 00:05:38,855 I HAVEN'T LET MY GUARD DOWN. 99 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,646 OH, REALLY? 100 00:05:40,646 --> 00:05:42,771 YOU YAWNED YOUR WAY THROUGH WEAPONS TRAINING LAST WEEK, 101 00:05:42,771 --> 00:05:44,396 YOU SKIPPED HAND TO HAND ENTIRELY-- 102 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:46,104 ARE YOU GOING TO BE PREPARED 103 00:05:46,104 --> 00:05:47,980 IF A DEMON SPRINGS UP BEHIND YOU AND DOES THIS? 104 00:05:49,062 --> 00:05:49,980 OW! 105 00:05:51,146 --> 00:05:53,729 YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT A DEMON. 106 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,438 WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD LET GO NOW. 107 00:05:56,438 --> 00:05:57,688 THANK YOU. 108 00:05:59,855 --> 00:06:04,021 WHEN YOU LIVE ON TOP OF A... MYSTICAL CONVERGENCE, 109 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:06,813 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE A FRESH HELL BREAKS LOOSE. 110 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:09,729 NOW IS THE TIME THAT YOU SHOULD TRAIN MORE STRICTLY, 111 00:06:09,729 --> 00:06:12,271 YOU SHOULD HUNT AND PATROL MORE KEENLY, 112 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,813 YOU SHOULD HONE YOUR SKILLS DAY AND NIGHT. 113 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:15,271 AND THE LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE 114 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:17,104 THAT STILL BELONGS TO ME FROM-- 115 00:06:17,104 --> 00:06:18,729 I DON'T KNOW-- 7:00 TO 7:05 IN THE MORNING, 116 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:20,396 CAN I DO WHAT I WANT THEN? 117 00:06:20,396 --> 00:06:22,938 BUFFY, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 16? 118 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:25,521 NO, I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 119 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:27,021 TO BE 16, AND A GIRL, 120 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:28,896 AND A SLAYER. 121 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:30,646 FAIR ENOUGH, NO, I DON'T. 122 00:06:30,646 --> 00:06:32,479 OR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO STAKE VAMPIRES 123 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,438 WHILE YOU'RE HAVING FUZZY FEELINGS TOWARDS ONE. 124 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,479 AHH... 125 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,396 DIGGING ON THE UNDEAD 126 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,813 DOESN'T EXACTLY DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE. 127 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:43,438 THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE BEING DIFFERENT COMES IN HANDY. 128 00:06:43,438 --> 00:06:45,021 RIGHT, WHO NEEDS A SOCIAL LIFE 129 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,563 WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR VERY OWN HELLMOUTH? 130 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:50,021 YES! YOU HAVE A DUTY, A PURPOSE, 131 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:51,354 YOU HAVE A COMMITMENT IN LIFE. 132 00:06:51,354 --> 00:06:53,104 NOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOUR AGE CAN SAY THAT? 133 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:55,271 WE TALKIN' FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC? 134 00:06:55,271 --> 00:06:57,021 HOW ABOUT NONE? 135 00:06:57,021 --> 00:06:59,146 [SIGHS] WELL, HERE'S A HARD FACT OF LIFE: 136 00:06:59,146 --> 00:07:00,813 WE ALL HAVE TO DO THINGS WE DON'T LIKE. 137 00:07:00,813 --> 00:07:03,438 AND YOU HAVE HAND TO HAND THIS AFTERNOON AND PATROL TONIGHT. 138 00:07:03,438 --> 00:07:06,062 SO I SUGGEST YOU COME STRAIGHT HERE AT THE END OF PERIOD 6, 139 00:07:06,062 --> 00:07:07,187 AND YOU GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE. 140 00:07:07,187 --> 00:07:09,312 AND DON'T DAWDLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 141 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:11,229 AND DON'T THINK SITTING THERE POUTING IS GOING TO GET TO ME, 142 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:13,354 BECAUSE IT WON'T. 143 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:17,729 IT'S NOT GETTING TO ME. 144 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,062 [CAR ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH] 145 00:07:19,062 --> 00:07:21,688 BOY, WHAT A LONG DAY. 146 00:07:21,688 --> 00:07:23,521 AND YOU SKIPPED 3 CLASSES. 147 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:25,396 YEAH, AND OF COURSE THEY FLEW BY. 148 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:26,479 BUFFY! 149 00:07:27,563 --> 00:07:28,813 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE 150 00:07:28,813 --> 00:07:30,896 DOING YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE LIBRARY? 151 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:33,604 I'M DAWDLING... WITH MY FRIENDS. 152 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:35,187 WORKS FOR ME. 153 00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:41,688 YOU OKAY? 154 00:07:41,688 --> 00:07:43,062 GEEZ. 155 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:48,062 CORDELIA. 156 00:07:48,062 --> 00:07:49,479 HI, RICHARD. NICE CAR. 157 00:07:52,312 --> 00:07:54,521 YES, I'M GOING TO LOOK SPARKLING... 158 00:07:54,521 --> 00:07:56,271 SO, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER 159 00:07:56,271 --> 00:07:57,980 TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE HOUSE. 160 00:07:57,980 --> 00:08:00,438 AND IT'S GOING TO BE A REALLY SPECIAL EVENING. 161 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,062 HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 162 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:04,521 EXCUSE ME? 163 00:08:04,521 --> 00:08:07,438 OH, I WOULD LOVE-- LOVE TO GO. 164 00:08:07,438 --> 00:08:08,646 SO WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 165 00:08:09,646 --> 00:08:11,187 HER? 166 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:12,855 SHE'S NOT MY FRIEND. 167 00:08:12,855 --> 00:08:15,188 SHE'S AMAZING. 168 00:08:15,188 --> 00:08:18,230 SHE'S MORE LIKE A SISTER, REALLY, WE'RE THAT CLOSE. 169 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,729 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE US? 170 00:08:21,146 --> 00:08:22,271 OK. 171 00:08:23,729 --> 00:08:26,438 OK, SO TONIGHT, CHANNEL 59, INDIAN TV, 172 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:28,729 SEX, LIES, INCOMPREHENSIBLE STORY LINES. 173 00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:30,229 I'LL BRING THE BEETLE NUTS. 174 00:08:30,229 --> 00:08:31,604 COME ON, RICHARD AND HIS FRATERNITY BROTHER 175 00:08:31,604 --> 00:08:33,312 WANT TO MEET YOU. 176 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,396 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO MEET ANY FRATERNITY BOYS. 177 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:38,438 AND IF THERE WAS A GOD, DON'T YOU THINK HE'D KEEP IT THAT WAY? 178 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:40,312 I BELIEVE WE WERE DAWDLING HERE. 179 00:08:43,229 --> 00:08:44,438 HI, SWEETHEART. 180 00:08:44,438 --> 00:08:46,312 I'M RICHARD. AND YOU ARE? 181 00:08:46,312 --> 00:08:47,604 SO NOT INTERESTED. 182 00:08:47,604 --> 00:08:50,146 HA! SHE'S SUCH A LITTLE COMEDIENNE. 183 00:08:50,146 --> 00:08:51,813 WHAT, SHE LIKES TO PLAY HARD TO GET? 184 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:53,646 Frat Brother: NO, RICHARD. 185 00:08:53,646 --> 00:08:55,771 I THINK YOU'RE PLAYING EASY TO RESIST. 186 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:57,813 AH, FEEL FREE TO IGNORE HIM. 187 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,479 I DO ALL THE TIME. 188 00:08:59,479 --> 00:09:02,312 I'M TOM WARNER. I'M A SENIOR 189 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,896 AT CRESTWOOD COLLEGE, AND I... 190 00:09:04,896 --> 00:09:07,146 AND I JUST FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE DOLT 191 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:10,021 MEETING YOU THIS WAY, SO... 192 00:09:10,021 --> 00:09:12,354 HERE I STAND IN ALL MY DOLTISHNESS. 193 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:15,479 RIGHT. LIKE SHE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT. 194 00:09:15,479 --> 00:09:17,104 UM, BUFFY SUMMERS. 195 00:09:17,104 --> 00:09:18,438 OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 196 00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:20,230 ARE YOU A SENIOR HERE? 197 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:20,896 JUNIOR. 198 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,521 OH, ME, TOO. 199 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,396 EXCEPT THAT I'M A SENIOR, 200 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:25,771 AND I'M IN COLLEGE. 201 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:27,646 SO WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON. 202 00:09:27,646 --> 00:09:30,312 AND...I MAJOR IN HISTORY. 203 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:32,729 MMM. HISTORY STUMPS ME. 204 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:34,771 I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK. 205 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:35,938 NO, NOTHING HAPPENED LAST WEEK, 206 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:37,271 DON'T WORRY, I WAS THERE. 207 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:40,229 SHE'S GOING TO WALK AWAY. 208 00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:42,312 NOW. 209 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:45,271 SO, UH... 210 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:49,229 MY FRIEND INVITED YOUR FRIEND 211 00:09:49,229 --> 00:09:51,563 TO A PARTY WE'RE HAVING THIS WEEKEND. 212 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:54,271 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT EVEN REALLY MY FRIEND. 213 00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:56,604 I ONLY JOINED THE FRATERNITY BECAUSE MY FATHER 214 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:58,688 AND GRANDPA WERE IN IT BEFORE ME. 215 00:09:58,688 --> 00:10:01,104 YOU KNOW, IT MEANT A LOT TO THEM. 216 00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:03,146 OK, BOOTS, START A WALKIN'. 217 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,646 I KNOW, I TALK TOO MUCH. 218 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,438 ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY DULL PARTIES 219 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:09,646 FULL OF REALLY DULL PEOPLE, SO... 220 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:10,938 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND SAVE ME 221 00:10:10,938 --> 00:10:12,271 FROM A REALLY DULL FATE? 222 00:10:12,271 --> 00:10:15,021 OH, I WISH I COULD, BUT... 223 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,688 I'M SORT OF INVOLVED. 224 00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:18,980 OH. SURE, OF COURSE YOU ARE. 225 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,271 WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME RAMBLE. 226 00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:24,980 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A GOOD RAMBLE. 227 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:27,646 Giles: BUFFY! 228 00:10:32,354 --> 00:10:34,479 OH, I GOTTA GO. 229 00:10:37,062 --> 00:10:38,479 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 230 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:40,521 SAME HERE. 231 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:52,980 I HATE THESE GUYS. 232 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,646 WHATEVER THEY WANT JUST FALLS INTO THEIR LAPS. 233 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:57,271 DON'T YOU HATE THESE GUYS? 234 00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:59,187 YEAH, WITH THEIR CHARMED LIVES, 235 00:10:59,187 --> 00:11:01,104 AND THEIR MOVIE-STAR GOOD LOOKS, 236 00:11:01,104 --> 00:11:03,646 AND MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN COUNT... 237 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,688 I'M HATING. 238 00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,980 I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOU. 239 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,354 WORD OF WARNING: FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, 240 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:14,813 I WON'T BE PULLING ANY PUNCHES. 241 00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:16,396 PLEASE DON'T. 242 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:18,938 UNH! 243 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:19,938 UNH! 244 00:11:21,688 --> 00:11:22,896 AARGH! 245 00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:28,980 GOOD. SO, UM, YOU'RE ON PATROL, 246 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,438 AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 247 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,021 Man: THERE'S BLOOD ON IT. 248 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:05,021 HI. 249 00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:09,479 IT'S NICE TO-- BLOOD? 250 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,688 I CAN SMELL IT. 251 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,855 OH. 252 00:12:14,021 --> 00:12:15,688 IT'S PRETTY THIN. 253 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,062 IT PROBABLY BELONGED TO A GIRL. 254 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,855 PROBABLY. 255 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,729 I WAS JUST THINKING, 256 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:27,354 WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY SOMETIME TO SEE EACH OTHER 257 00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:29,271 WHEN IT WASN'T A BLOOD THING. 258 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:33,688 NOT FUNNY HA HA. 259 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:35,479 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU WANT A DATE? 260 00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:36,688 NO. 261 00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:37,938 YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A DATE. 262 00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:41,271 WHO SAID "DATE"? I--I NEVER SAID "DATE." 263 00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:42,980 RIGHT, YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE COFFEE OR SOMETHING. 264 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:44,229 COFFEE? 265 00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:45,563 I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 266 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,104 WHAT? 267 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:48,646 WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING? 268 00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:50,896 YOU'RE 16 YEARS OLD, I'M 241. 269 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,438 I'VE DONE THE MATH. 270 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,604 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 271 00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:55,146 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. 272 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:57,688 OH, NO, I THINK I DO. 273 00:12:57,688 --> 00:12:59,563 I WANT OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION. 274 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:02,688 LISTEN, IF WE DATE, 275 00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:05,021 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW ONE THING'S GOING TO LEAD TO ANOTHER. 276 00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:07,813 ONE THING ALREADY HAS LED TO ANOTHER. 277 00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:09,229 YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE 278 00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:10,688 TO BE READING ME A WARNING LABEL? 279 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:12,229 I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. 280 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:14,146 THIS COULD GET OUT OF CONTROL. 281 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,229 ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE? 282 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,312 [GASPS] 283 00:13:19,521 --> 00:13:21,187 THIS ISN'T SOME FAIRY TALE. 284 00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:24,396 WHEN I KISS YOU... 285 00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:25,980 YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM A DEEP SLEEP 286 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,563 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 287 00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:33,312 NO. WHEN YOU KISS ME, I WANT TO DIE. 288 00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:51,021 BUFFY! 289 00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:53,396 DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? AND YOUR HAIR... 290 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,146 ALL RIGHT, I RESPECT YOU TOO MUCH TO BE DISHONEST. 291 00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:59,187 THE HAIR'S A LITTLE... 292 00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:01,146 WELL, THAT REALLY ISN'T THE POINT HERE, IS IT? 293 00:14:01,146 --> 00:14:03,187 THE ZETA KAPPAS HAVE TO HAVE 294 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,938 A CERTAIN BALANCE AT THEIR PARTY, 295 00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,813 AND RICHARD EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME, 296 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:11,104 BUT I WAS SO BUSY REALLY LISTENING THAT I DIDN'T HEAR MUCH. 297 00:14:11,104 --> 00:14:12,771 ANYWAY, THE DEAL IS THEY NEED YOU TO GO. 298 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:16,187 AND IF YOU DON'T GO, I CAN'T. 299 00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,729 AND I'M TALKING ABOUT RICHARD ANDERSON, OK? 300 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:22,855 AS IN ANDERSON FARMS, ANDERSON AERONAUTICS, 301 00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:25,271 AND ANDERSON COSMETICS. 302 00:14:25,271 --> 00:14:27,646 WELL... 303 00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:30,438 YOU SEE WHY I HAVE TO GO. 304 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,062 BUFFY, THESE MEN ARE RICH. 305 00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:33,479 AND I AM NOT BEING SHALLOW. 306 00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:34,896 THINK OF ALL THE POOR PEOPLE 307 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,604 I COULD HELP WITH ALL MY MONEY. 308 00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:37,813 I'LL GO. 309 00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:40,604 YOU'LL GO? GREAT! I'LL DRIVE. 310 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:43,396 OH, BUFFY, IT'S LIKE WE'RE SISTERS, WITH REALLY DIFFERENT HAIR. 311 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:49,438 Richard: I PLEDGE MY LIFE AND MY DEATH... 312 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,396 Inductee: I PLEDGE MY LIFE AND MY DEATH... 313 00:14:51,396 --> 00:14:53,271 TO THE DELTA ZETA KAPPAS 314 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,062 AND TO MACHIDA WHOM WE SERVE. 315 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,438 TO THE DELTA ZETA KAPPAS 316 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,521 AND TO MACHIDA WHOM WE SERVE. 317 00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:03,021 ON MY OATH, BEFORE MY ASSEMBLED BRETHREN... 318 00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:06,230 ON MY OATH, BEFORE MY ASSEMBLED BRETHREN... 319 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,229 I PROMISE TO KEEP OUR SECRET 320 00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:10,396 FROM THIS DAY UNTO MY DEATH. 321 00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,396 I PROMISE TO KEEP OUR SECRET 322 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,855 FROM THIS DAY UNTO MY DEATH. 323 00:15:14,855 --> 00:15:17,438 IN BLOOD I WAS BAPTIZED, 324 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,855 IN BLOOD I SHALL REIGN, IN HIS NAME. 325 00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:23,062 IN BLOOD I WAS BAPTIZED, 326 00:15:23,062 --> 00:15:26,271 AND IN BLOOD I SHALL REIGN, IN HIS NAME. 327 00:15:26,271 --> 00:15:28,312 YOU ARE NOW ONE OF US. 328 00:15:28,312 --> 00:15:29,771 IN HIS NAME! 329 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,104 All: IN HIS NAME! 330 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,146 BREWSKI TIME. 331 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,604 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 332 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,813 [POPS OPEN BEER CAN] 333 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,354 [SIGHS] SO WHAT'S A GIRL LIKE YOU 334 00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:45,271 DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 335 00:15:45,271 --> 00:15:47,104 PLEASE, LET ME GO. 336 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:48,646 LET YOU GO? 337 00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:50,938 OK, LET ME THINK. MMM...NO! 338 00:15:50,938 --> 00:15:54,563 [LAUGHING] 339 00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:56,479 GOD, I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. 340 00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:12,771 YOU'RE GOING TO THE FRATERNITY PARTY? 341 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,938 WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 342 00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:16,563 ANGEL. 343 00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:18,230 HE'S GOING WITH YOU? 344 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,187 SHE'S GOT A DATE WITH ANGEL. 345 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,229 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? 346 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,521 I'M ELATED. 347 00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:23,062 I--I'M NOT GOING WITH ANGEL. 348 00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:25,146 I'M GOING WITH... 349 00:16:25,146 --> 00:16:27,062 YE GODS... CORDELIA. 350 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,604 CORDELIA? 351 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:30,604 DID I SOUND A LITTLE JEALOUS JUST THEN, 352 00:16:30,604 --> 00:16:31,521 'CAUSE I'M NOT REALLY... 353 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,062 CORDELIA?! 354 00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,813 CORDELIA'S MUCH BETTER FOR YOU THAN ANGEL. 355 00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:37,230 WHAT HAPPENED WITH ANGEL? 356 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,354 NOTHING. AS USUAL. 357 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,062 A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING WITH ANGEL. 358 00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:42,187 BUMMER. 359 00:16:42,187 --> 00:16:43,563 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 360 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:46,521 I MEAN, HE LIKES YOU. MORE THAN LIKES. 361 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:48,771 ANGEL BARELY SAYS 2 WORDS TO ME. 362 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:50,438 DON'T YOU HATE THAT? 363 00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:53,146 AND WHEN HE DOES, HE TREATS ME LIKE I'M A CHILD. 364 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,896 THAT BASTARD. 365 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,521 YOU KNOW, AT LEAST TOM CAN CARRY ON 366 00:16:56,521 --> 00:16:57,479 A CONVERSATION. 367 00:16:57,479 --> 00:16:58,604 YEAH. 368 00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:00,479 TOM? WHO'S TOM? 369 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,229 THE FRAT GUY. 370 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,688 OH, BUFFY, I DON'T THINK SO. 371 00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,230 FRYING PAN, FIRE? 372 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,604 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 373 00:17:21,396 --> 00:17:24,146 WILL YOU BE READY IF A VAMPIRE'S BEHIND YOU... 374 00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:31,021 HEH. DIDN'T SEE YOU THREE... CREEPING ABOUT. 375 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:36,271 UM, HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT? 376 00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:38,771 I FOUND THIS. 377 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,604 "E-N-T." 378 00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:47,354 I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 379 00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:49,563 IT'S BROKEN IN TWO. 380 00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:51,521 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REST OF THE LETTERS MIGHT HAVE SPELLED. 381 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,646 AND THERE'S BLOOD ON IT. 382 00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:55,438 OH. I DIDN'T SEE ANY. 383 00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:57,312 ANGEL SHOWED UP. 384 00:17:57,312 --> 00:17:58,521 HE COULD SMELL IT. 385 00:17:58,521 --> 00:18:00,021 THE BLOOD? 386 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:02,521 THERE'S A GUY YOU WANT TO PARTY WITH. 387 00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:03,729 BLOOD. 388 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:07,229 IN SUNNYDALE. WHAT A SURPRISE. 389 00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:09,479 OK, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 390 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,354 SHE SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THE ROUNDS AGAIN TONIGHT, 391 00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:12,521 AND WE SHOULD TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THAT BRACELET BELONGS TO. 392 00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:14,187 YES, GOOD IDEA. 393 00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,188 SHE'LL PATROL AND WE'LL RECONVENE-- 394 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:17,312 UH, HELLO? 395 00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:18,479 SHE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE. 396 00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:20,604 AND SHE'S NOT AVAILABLE. 397 00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:22,187 WHY NOT? 398 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,396 BUFFY, THIS IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT THAN-- 399 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,062 I'VE GOT A MOUNTAIN OF HOMEWORK TO DO, 400 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,146 AND, UM... 401 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,062 MY MOM'S NOT REALLY FEELING WELL, 402 00:18:29,062 --> 00:18:30,688 AND SHE COULD PROBABLY USE MY HELP, 403 00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,646 AND, UM, TO BE TRUTHFUL, 404 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,521 I'M NOT FEELING ALL THAT WELL MYSELF. 405 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:37,062 OH, SORRY. OF COURSE. IF--IF YOU'RE NOT WELL... 406 00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:39,104 I'LL TAKE AN EARLY PASS THIS EVENING 407 00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:41,521 AND ONE LATER ON, BUT FOR THE BULK OF THE EVENING... 408 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,354 YOU SHOULD STAY HOME WITH YOUR MOTHER. 409 00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:49,771 WELL, SAY IT. 410 00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:50,771 I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT. 411 00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:52,062 YOU LIED TO GILES. 412 00:18:52,062 --> 00:18:53,187 'CAUSE SHE WILL. 413 00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:54,688 LOOK, I WASN'T LYING. 414 00:18:54,688 --> 00:18:57,646 I WAS JUST PROTECTING HIM FROM INFORMATION 415 00:18:57,646 --> 00:19:00,521 THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DIGEST PROPERLY. 416 00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:01,896 LIKE A CORN DOG. 417 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,563 LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A SICK MOTHER, 418 00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:05,438 BUT YOU'D RATHER GO TO A FRAT PARTY 419 00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:07,771 WHERE THERE'S GOING TO BE DRINKING AND OLDER GUYS 420 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,312 AND PROBABLY AN ORGY. 421 00:19:09,312 --> 00:19:10,896 WHOA, WHOA. REWIND. 422 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,229 SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE ORGIES, 423 00:19:12,229 --> 00:19:13,271 AND WHY AREN'T I ON THE MAILING LIST? 424 00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:15,062 THERE'S NO ORGIES. 425 00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:18,062 I HEARD A LOT OF WILD THINGS GO ON AT FRAT PARTIES. 426 00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,479 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 427 00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:21,271 7 DAYS A WEEK I'M BUSY SAVING THE WORLD. 428 00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:24,187 ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN. 429 00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:26,521 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TONIGHT--FUN. 430 00:19:26,521 --> 00:19:28,188 THIS ISN'T ABOUT FUN. 431 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,604 THIS IS ABOUT DUTY-- 432 00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:32,771 YOUR DUTY TO HELP ME ACHIEVE PERMANENT PROSPERITY, OK? 433 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,271 DOs AND DON'Ts-- 434 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,855 DON'T WEAR BLACK, SILK, CHIFFON, OR SPANDEX. 435 00:19:36,855 --> 00:19:38,438 THESE ARE MY TRADEMARKS. 436 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,354 AND DON'T DO THAT WEIRD THING WITH YOUR HAIR. 437 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:41,271 WHAT WEIRD TH-- 438 00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:42,855 DON'T INTERRUPT. 439 00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:44,521 DO BE INTERESTED IF SOMEONE SHOULD SPEAK TO YOU. 440 00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:46,354 IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN. 441 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:47,604 BUT DO BE POLITE. 442 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,688 AND LAUGH AT THE APPROPRIATE INTERVALS. 443 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,855 HA HA HA HA... 444 00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:54,230 DO LIE TO YOUR MOM ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GOING. 445 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,187 IT'S A FRATERNITY, AND THERE WILL BE DRINKING. 446 00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,021 SO COR, ARE YOU PRINTING UP BUSINESS CARDS 447 00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,479 WITH YOUR PAGER NUMBER AND HOURS OF OPERATION, 448 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,230 OR JUST GOING WITH A HALTER TOP TONIGHT? 449 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,855 OHH, ARE WE FEELING A LITTLE ENVIOUS? 450 00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:06,438 YOU COULD BELONG TO A FRATERNITY OF RICH AND POWERFUL MEN... 451 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,646 IN THE BIZARRO WORLD. 452 00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,021 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN US? 453 00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:14,104 NAH. I GOT TO... DIGEST AND ALL. 454 00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:15,521 MAKEUP, MAKEUP... 455 00:20:15,521 --> 00:20:19,104 WELL, GIVE IT YOUR ALL AND KEEP TO THE SHADOWS. 456 00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:20,980 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. 457 00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:25,563 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE LIED TO GILES. 458 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:27,396 MY WORLD IS ALL ASKEW. 459 00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,938 BUFFY'S LYING... 460 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,980 BUFFY'S GOING TO FRAT PARTIES... 461 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,479 THAT'S NOT ASKEW. THAT'S COCKEYED. 462 00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:35,688 ASKEW MEANS COCKEYED. 463 00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:36,771 OH. 464 00:20:38,146 --> 00:20:40,563 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 465 00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:41,729 WE'LL HELP GILES. 466 00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:43,354 I'M GOING TO THE PARTY. 467 00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:44,479 WHAT? 468 00:20:44,479 --> 00:20:45,688 I GOT TO KEEP AN EYE ON BUFFY. 469 00:20:45,688 --> 00:20:47,771 THOSE FRAT GUYS CREEP ME. 470 00:20:47,771 --> 00:20:48,896 YOU WANT TO PROTECT HER? 471 00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:50,021 MM-HMM. 472 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:51,479 AND PROVE THAT YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD 473 00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:52,813 AS THOSE RICH SNOTTY GUYS? 474 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:53,771 MM-HMM. 475 00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:54,855 MAYBE CATCH AN ORGY? 476 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:56,729 IF IT'S ON EARLY. 477 00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:58,396 [MUSIC BLARES] 478 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,479 [CLUNK] 479 00:21:05,479 --> 00:21:08,938 OH, WHY DO THEY PARK SO DARN CLOSE TO YOU? 480 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,146 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 481 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,438 I DON'T KNOW. 482 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,896 MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 483 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,354 ME, TOO. LET'S GO. 484 00:21:19,938 --> 00:21:21,021 COME ON. 485 00:21:23,438 --> 00:21:25,187 BEAUCOUP BABES! 486 00:21:25,187 --> 00:21:26,187 OOH, YEAH. 487 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:37,021 YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT COLLEGE? 488 00:21:37,021 --> 00:21:38,312 THE DIVERSITY. 489 00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:39,896 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE RICH PEOPLE, 490 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:41,688 AND...ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE. 491 00:21:41,688 --> 00:21:42,980 RICHARD! 492 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:44,980 WELCOME, LADIES. 493 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,813 THANK YOU. 494 00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:48,980 OH, IS THERE ALCOHOL IN THIS? 495 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,479 JUST A SMIDGE. 496 00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:52,146 COME ON, BUFFY, IT'S JUST A SMIDGE. 497 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,354 I'LL JUST... 498 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,104 I UNDERSTAND. 499 00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:58,312 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WASN'T INTO GROWN-UP THINGS EITHER. 500 00:21:58,312 --> 00:22:00,396 HAVE YOU SEEN OUR MULTIMEDIA ROOM? 501 00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:02,187 OH, THE ONE WITH THE CHERRY WALNUT PANELING 502 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:05,062 AND THE TWO 48-INCH TELEVISIONS ON SATELLITE FEED? 503 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,938 NO. WANNA SHOW ME? 504 00:22:06,938 --> 00:22:08,229 WHAT ABOUT... 505 00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:09,813 OH, HER? SHE'S HAPPIEST BY HERSELF. 506 00:22:31,354 --> 00:22:32,354 CHEERS. 507 00:23:38,396 --> 00:23:39,729 NEW GIRL! 508 00:23:41,563 --> 00:23:42,604 DANCE! 509 00:23:42,604 --> 00:23:45,354 AH HA HA HA! 510 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:46,688 WASTED. 511 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:49,229 COME ON, SWEETHEART! HA HA, YEAH! 512 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:50,229 COULD I HAVE THIS DANCE? 513 00:24:00,187 --> 00:24:01,229 THANKS FOR-- 514 00:24:01,229 --> 00:24:02,771 NO. NO. 515 00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:06,062 WE'RE NOT ALL A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN LOUTS. 516 00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:09,271 SOME OF US ARE SOBER LOUTS. 517 00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:13,104 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU DECIDED TO COME. 518 00:24:13,104 --> 00:24:16,438 AND...YOU'RE NOT. 519 00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:18,354 NO. IT'S... 520 00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:21,062 I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 521 00:24:21,062 --> 00:24:23,521 BECAUSE YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE? 522 00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:24,813 NO. 523 00:24:24,813 --> 00:24:27,563 YOU'RE NOT SEEING SOMEONE? 524 00:24:27,563 --> 00:24:30,312 SOMEONE'S NOT SEEING ME. 525 00:24:30,312 --> 00:24:34,146 SO WHY SHOULDN'T YOU BE HERE? 526 00:24:34,146 --> 00:24:37,729 BECAUSE I HAVE OBLIGATIONS... 527 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:41,104 PEOPLE THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR 528 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:45,813 OR TO OR WITH OR-- IT'S COMPLICATED. 529 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:48,104 YOU'RE BIG ON RESPONSIBILITY. 530 00:24:48,104 --> 00:24:49,688 I LIKE THAT. 531 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,104 BUT THERE'S SUCH A THING AS BEING TOO MATURE. 532 00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:54,646 YOU SHOULD RELAX 533 00:24:54,646 --> 00:24:58,021 AND ENJOY YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE. 534 00:24:58,021 --> 00:24:59,396 YOU THINK I'M TOO MATURE? 535 00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:01,062 I TALK TOO MUCH. 536 00:25:01,062 --> 00:25:03,855 HAVE YOU PICKED UP ON THAT YET? 537 00:25:03,855 --> 00:25:06,229 ANYWAY, THE, UH, HULK IS GONE, 538 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:10,230 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DANCE WITH ME. 539 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,312 HE MIGHT COME BACK. 540 00:25:19,938 --> 00:25:22,229 OOH, YEAH. 541 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,604 GODZILLA'S ATTACKING DOWNTOWN TOKYO. 542 00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:27,104 AAARGHHH...AAARGHHH... 543 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,646 WHO'S THIS DORK? 544 00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:33,438 NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 545 00:25:33,438 --> 00:25:35,396 WE GOT US A CRASHER. 546 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,521 SO HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN A PAIR OF GIRLS HERE, 547 00:25:40,521 --> 00:25:43,604 ONE'S ABOUT...SO HIGH? 548 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:45,021 HEY, GUYS. 549 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,021 NEW PLEDGE. 550 00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:47,271 NEW PLEDGE. 551 00:25:47,271 --> 00:25:48,604 NEW PLEDGE! 552 00:25:48,604 --> 00:25:49,938 NEW PLEDGE! 553 00:25:49,938 --> 00:25:52,438 [CHANTING] NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE! 554 00:25:52,438 --> 00:25:54,146 NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE! 555 00:25:54,146 --> 00:25:56,271 NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE... 556 00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:22,230 YOU OK? 557 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:22,896 [CLINK] 558 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:24,646 UH...YEAH. 559 00:26:24,646 --> 00:26:26,438 I WAS JUST THINKING. 560 00:26:26,438 --> 00:26:29,146 TO MY ARGENTINEAN JUNK BONDS 561 00:26:29,146 --> 00:26:31,438 THAT JUST MATURED INTO DOUBLE DIGITS. 562 00:26:33,104 --> 00:26:35,062 TO MATURITY. 563 00:26:36,938 --> 00:26:38,771 WHAT THE HELL. 564 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:40,688 I'M TIRED OF BEING MATURE. 565 00:26:50,146 --> 00:26:51,646 BENT? 566 00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:52,938 SENT? 567 00:26:52,938 --> 00:26:55,062 RENT... 568 00:26:55,062 --> 00:26:56,187 LENT... 569 00:26:56,187 --> 00:26:58,438 DENT... 570 00:26:58,438 --> 00:27:00,021 WENT... 571 00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:01,438 KENT... 572 00:27:01,438 --> 00:27:03,438 KENT. THAT'S IT! 573 00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:05,187 HER BOYFRIEND'S NAME WAS KENT? 574 00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:06,563 NO. KENT PREPARATORY SCHOOL 575 00:27:06,563 --> 00:27:08,312 JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN. 576 00:27:08,312 --> 00:27:10,646 THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN THESE BRACELETS. 577 00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:12,188 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 578 00:27:12,188 --> 00:27:13,312 PULLING UP THEIR SCHOOL NEWSLETTER 579 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:15,021 FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS 580 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,187 TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ABOUT... 581 00:27:17,187 --> 00:27:19,271 A MISSING GIRL. 582 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,646 [LAUGHING] 583 00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:33,813 [CHEERING] 584 00:27:33,813 --> 00:27:35,771 COME ON, DANCE, PRETTY BOY! 585 00:27:35,771 --> 00:27:37,521 KEEP IT MOVING! 586 00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:40,646 AH HA HA! COME ON, SHAKE IT, DON'T BREAK IT! 587 00:27:40,646 --> 00:27:41,855 WRAP IT UP AND I'LL TAKE IT! 588 00:27:41,855 --> 00:27:43,688 OK, BIG FUN, GUYS. 589 00:27:43,688 --> 00:27:45,104 UH, WHO'S NEXT? 590 00:27:45,104 --> 00:27:46,438 YOU ARE, DOLLFACE. 591 00:27:46,438 --> 00:27:48,729 KEEP ON DANCING. HA, ALL RIGHT! 592 00:27:49,813 --> 00:27:50,896 Frat Brother: OH, KEEP IT UP. 593 00:27:50,896 --> 00:27:53,021 YEAH, COME ON. KEEP IT GOING. 594 00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:00,855 OOH... 595 00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:06,896 TOM? 596 00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:09,062 [CHEERING] 597 00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:27,229 [CHEERING] 598 00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:36,771 OH--OOH, SORRY. 599 00:28:42,604 --> 00:28:43,729 OK... 600 00:28:45,813 --> 00:28:47,438 NICE BED. 601 00:28:47,438 --> 00:28:50,187 JUST NEED TO STOP SPINNING FOR... 602 00:29:17,229 --> 00:29:18,688 GET AWAY FROM HER! 603 00:29:18,688 --> 00:29:20,312 I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING. 604 00:29:20,312 --> 00:29:21,688 I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 605 00:29:21,688 --> 00:29:23,604 I WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 606 00:29:23,604 --> 00:29:26,521 WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR FUN, YOU PERVERT. 607 00:29:26,521 --> 00:29:30,771 SHE'S HERE FOR THE PLEASURE OF THE ONE WE SERVE. 608 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,563 IN HIS NAME. 609 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:35,229 AND THAT GOES FOR THE OTHER ONE, TOO. 610 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,021 CALLIE MEGAN ANDERSON... 611 00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:53,396 MISSING FOR OVER A WEEK... 612 00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:55,271 NO ONE'S SEEN HER, 613 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,396 NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. 614 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,146 THIS BEING SUNNYDALE AND ALL, 615 00:29:59,146 --> 00:30:02,187 I GUESS WE CAN RULE OUT SOMETHING GOOD. 616 00:30:02,187 --> 00:30:04,062 I'M CALLING BUFFY. 617 00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,521 NO. 618 00:30:05,521 --> 00:30:06,938 WHY NOT? 619 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:10,146 BECAUSE BUFFY... AND HER MOTHER-- 620 00:30:10,146 --> 00:30:12,104 ARE SICK. YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT. 621 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:15,062 THERE'S NO POINT IN DISTURBING THEM UNTIL WE KNOW MORE. 622 00:30:16,312 --> 00:30:19,104 YOU MEAN LIKE IF THERE ARE OTHERS? 623 00:30:19,104 --> 00:30:22,312 BRITTANY OSWALD. JUNIOR AT ST. MICHAEL'S. 624 00:30:22,312 --> 00:30:24,729 DISAPPEARED A YEAR AGO. 625 00:30:24,729 --> 00:30:26,563 SO DID KELLY PERCELL, 626 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:27,688 SOPHOMORE AT GRANT. 627 00:30:27,688 --> 00:30:29,229 A YEAR. 628 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,855 ALMOST TO THE DAY. 629 00:30:30,855 --> 00:30:33,021 AN ANNIVERSARY OR PERHAPS SOME OTHER EVENT 630 00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:34,396 SIGNIFICANT TO THE KILLER. 631 00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:36,187 KILLER? 632 00:30:36,187 --> 00:30:37,855 NOW THERE'S A KILLER? WE DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S-- 633 00:30:37,855 --> 00:30:40,229 BUT THIS BEING SUNNYDALE AND ALL. 634 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,896 GULP. 635 00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:45,062 WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE BUFFY FOUND THAT BRACELET. 636 00:30:45,062 --> 00:30:46,688 THEN WE CAN BEGIN OUR SEARCH THERE. 637 00:30:46,688 --> 00:30:48,229 GOOD IDEA. CALL ANGEL. 638 00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:51,688 H-HE WAS THERE WHEN BUFFY FOUND IT. 639 00:30:51,688 --> 00:30:53,855 WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. 640 00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:04,604 PARTY'S OVER, JERKWATER. 641 00:31:04,604 --> 00:31:05,688 WAIT. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS HERE. 642 00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:06,604 YOU KNOW... 643 00:31:06,604 --> 00:31:08,354 IN THAT LIGHT... 644 00:31:08,354 --> 00:31:10,771 WITH THAT WIG ON AND ALL... 645 00:31:10,771 --> 00:31:12,688 YOU'RE STILL BUTT-UGLY. HA HA HA... 646 00:31:43,021 --> 00:31:46,688 [WHISPERING] BUFFY...WHERE ARE WE? 647 00:31:46,688 --> 00:31:47,980 IN THE BASEMENT, 648 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:50,062 FAR AS I CAN TELL. 649 00:31:50,062 --> 00:31:51,062 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 650 00:31:51,062 --> 00:31:52,688 WHAT DID THEY DO TO US? 651 00:31:52,688 --> 00:31:54,271 THEY DRUGGED US. 652 00:31:54,271 --> 00:31:55,938 WHY? 653 00:31:55,938 --> 00:31:57,563 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO US? 654 00:31:57,563 --> 00:31:59,104 I DON'T KNOW. 655 00:31:59,104 --> 00:32:01,021 [WHINING] I WANT TO GO HOME. 656 00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:04,646 NO ONE'S GOING HOME... 657 00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:05,896 EVER. 658 00:32:08,479 --> 00:32:12,688 LOOK, ONE OF THEM'S DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHERS. 659 00:32:12,688 --> 00:32:14,646 NICER. 660 00:32:14,646 --> 00:32:16,521 TOM. 661 00:32:21,396 --> 00:32:23,646 HE'S THE ONE TO WATCH OUT FOR. 662 00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:30,771 SHE'S LAST. 663 00:32:30,771 --> 00:32:34,271 Cordelia: LAST? FOR WHAT? 664 00:32:34,271 --> 00:32:35,604 WHO'S FIRST? 665 00:32:36,938 --> 00:32:38,729 ANSWER ME! 666 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,479 WHO'S FIRST? 667 00:32:43,813 --> 00:32:44,980 3 STONES. 668 00:32:46,604 --> 00:32:48,021 3 OF US. 669 00:32:48,021 --> 00:32:50,771 BUFFY? 670 00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:52,021 STAY CALM. 671 00:32:52,021 --> 00:32:53,729 WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS. 672 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:59,229 WHY DID I EVER LET YOU TALK ME INTO COMING HERE? 673 00:33:11,229 --> 00:33:13,479 SHE FOUND THE BRACELET IN THE CEMETERY 674 00:33:13,479 --> 00:33:15,062 NEAR THE SOUTH WALL. 675 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:16,146 SOUTH WALL. 676 00:33:17,771 --> 00:33:19,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 677 00:33:19,729 --> 00:33:22,062 OH. SORRY. 678 00:33:22,062 --> 00:33:25,062 THE REFLECTION THING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE... 679 00:33:25,062 --> 00:33:27,229 ANGEL, HOW DO YOU SHAVE? 680 00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:30,771 SOUTH WALL. THAT'S NEAR THE COLLEGE. 681 00:33:30,771 --> 00:33:32,771 AND... 682 00:33:32,771 --> 00:33:34,021 THE FRATERNITY HOUSE. 683 00:33:34,021 --> 00:33:35,312 A FRATERNITY? 684 00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:37,146 COULD THEY BE TAKING THESE GIRLS? 685 00:33:37,146 --> 00:33:39,438 LET'S GET OUT THERE. 686 00:33:39,438 --> 00:33:41,187 BUFFY! 687 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:43,354 WELL, WE DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S CONCRETE. 688 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,563 LET'S NOT DISTURB HER UNTIL-- 689 00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:46,771 ...IS THERE WITH CORDELIA. 690 00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:49,229 THEY WENT TO A PARTY AT THE ZETA KAPPA HOUSE. 691 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,646 SHE LIED TO ME? 692 00:33:50,646 --> 00:33:51,646 WELL... 693 00:33:51,646 --> 00:33:54,187 DID... SHE HAVE A DATE? 694 00:33:54,187 --> 00:33:55,896 WELL... 695 00:33:55,896 --> 00:33:58,646 WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WENT TO THAT PARTY? 696 00:33:58,646 --> 00:34:01,062 BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER THE BRUSH-OFF. 697 00:34:01,062 --> 00:34:04,813 AND YOU NEVER LET HER DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WORK AND PATROL, 698 00:34:04,813 --> 00:34:06,813 AND I KNOW SHE'S THE CHOSEN ONE, 699 00:34:06,813 --> 00:34:08,521 BUT YOU'RE KILLING HER WITH THE PRESSURE. 700 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:11,104 I MEAN, SHE'S 16 GOING ON 40. 701 00:34:11,104 --> 00:34:12,479 AND YOU! 702 00:34:12,479 --> 00:34:14,021 I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER. 703 00:34:14,021 --> 00:34:16,229 YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE? 704 00:34:17,354 --> 00:34:19,229 OK... 705 00:34:19,229 --> 00:34:20,813 I DON'T FEEL BETTER NOW, 706 00:34:20,813 --> 00:34:23,230 AND WE'VE GOT TO HELP BUFFY. 707 00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:29,146 ONE DAY I'LL HAVE MONEY, 708 00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:32,229 PRESTIGE, POWER... 709 00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:34,563 AND ON THAT DAY THEY'LL STILL HAVE MORE. 710 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:42,980 MACHIDA... 711 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,438 All: IN HIS NAME. 712 00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:48,021 WE WHO SERVE YOU, 713 00:34:48,021 --> 00:34:51,396 WE WHO RECEIVE ALL THAT YOU BESTOW... 714 00:34:51,396 --> 00:34:55,771 CALL UPON YOU IN THIS HOLY HOUR. 715 00:34:55,771 --> 00:34:57,688 WE HAVE NO WEALTH, 716 00:34:57,688 --> 00:35:00,104 NO POSSESSION, 717 00:35:00,104 --> 00:35:02,604 EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US. 718 00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:04,604 WE HAVE NO POWER, 719 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,855 NO PLACE IN THE WORLD, 720 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,604 EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US. 721 00:35:09,604 --> 00:35:11,646 All: EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US. 722 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:14,229 WHAT ARE THEY, SOME KIND OF CULT OR SOMETHING? 723 00:35:14,229 --> 00:35:16,563 YEAH. A PSYCHO CULT. 724 00:35:16,563 --> 00:35:18,021 YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 725 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:21,230 IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE OUR LAST OFFERING, 726 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:23,646 A YEAR IN WHICH OUR BOUNTY OVERFLOWED. 727 00:35:23,646 --> 00:35:27,187 WE COME BEFORE YOU WITH FRESH OFFERINGS. 728 00:35:27,187 --> 00:35:28,563 OFFERINGS? 729 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:30,312 HE'S TALKING ABOUT US? 730 00:35:30,312 --> 00:35:33,229 DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE CHAINED UP IN HERE? 731 00:35:35,771 --> 00:35:39,354 ACCEPT OUR OFFERING, DARK LORD, 732 00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,938 AND BLESS US WITH YOUR POWER. 733 00:35:41,938 --> 00:35:43,104 MACHIDA. 734 00:35:43,104 --> 00:35:44,521 MACHIDA! MACHIDA! 735 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,104 WHAT'S DOWN THERE? 736 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,271 COME FORTH... 737 00:35:49,271 --> 00:35:50,938 AND LET YOUR TERRIBLE COUNTENANCE 738 00:35:50,938 --> 00:35:52,438 LOOK UPON YOUR SERVANTS 739 00:35:52,438 --> 00:35:54,855 AND THEIR HUMBLE OFFERING. 740 00:35:54,855 --> 00:35:56,688 WE CALL YOU... 741 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:57,813 MACHIDA. 742 00:35:58,771 --> 00:36:01,771 All: IN HIS NAME, MACHIDA. 743 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:03,521 THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE, 744 00:36:03,521 --> 00:36:06,062 AND HE'S GONNA THROW US DOWN THERE WITH IT. 745 00:36:06,062 --> 00:36:07,062 I DON'T THINK SO. 746 00:36:07,062 --> 00:36:08,521 NO? 747 00:36:08,521 --> 00:36:09,646 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S-- 748 00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:12,271 I DON'T THINK WE GO TO IT. 749 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,354 I THINK IT COMES TO US. 750 00:36:14,354 --> 00:36:16,563 OHH... 751 00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:20,271 [RUMBLING] 752 00:36:22,438 --> 00:36:24,563 OH, MY GOD. AAAH! 753 00:36:24,563 --> 00:36:26,271 AAAAAH! 754 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:27,604 AAAAAH! 755 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:37,104 Cordelia: COME ON, BUFFY. 756 00:36:37,104 --> 00:36:38,062 [PANTING] 757 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,312 Cordelia: OH, COME ON. 758 00:36:41,062 --> 00:36:42,604 Tom: FOR HE SHALL RISE FROM THE DEPTHS 759 00:36:42,604 --> 00:36:44,729 AND WE SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE HIM, 760 00:36:44,729 --> 00:36:48,896 HE WHO IS THE SOURCE OF ALL WE INHERIT AND ALL WE POSSESS... 761 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:49,855 MACHIDA. 762 00:36:49,855 --> 00:36:51,396 MACHIDA! MACHIDA! 763 00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:53,271 AND IF HE IS PLEASED WITH OUR OFFERINGS, 764 00:36:53,271 --> 00:36:55,896 THEN OUR FORTUNES SHALL INCREASE. 765 00:36:55,896 --> 00:36:59,062 All: MACHIDA, LET OUR FORTUNES INCREASE! 766 00:36:59,062 --> 00:37:02,230 AND ON THE 10th DAY OF THE 10th MONTH, 767 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:04,062 HE SHALL BE ENHUNGERED, 768 00:37:04,062 --> 00:37:05,146 AND WE SHALL FEED HIM. 769 00:37:05,146 --> 00:37:06,062 Cordelia: FEED HIM? 770 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:09,688 FEED HIM? 771 00:37:14,104 --> 00:37:15,855 LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S GONE. 772 00:37:21,062 --> 00:37:22,354 HEY. HEY. 773 00:37:22,354 --> 00:37:25,104 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 774 00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:27,229 A BUNCH OF GIRLS ARE MISSING. 775 00:37:27,229 --> 00:37:28,855 THE ZETA KAPPAS MAY BE INVOLVED. 776 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:29,938 AND BUFFY-- 777 00:37:29,938 --> 00:37:31,771 ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP? 778 00:37:33,146 --> 00:37:34,813 NO. 779 00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:37,646 I THINK BUFFY'S STILL INSIDE SOMEWHERE WITH CORDELIA. 780 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:39,021 HER CAR'S STILL HERE. 781 00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:40,729 WH-WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? 782 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:41,896 OH, I FOUND IT IN THEIR TRASH. 783 00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:43,521 I SAW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW. 784 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:44,813 THEY WERE WEARING ROBES AND WENT DOWN TO THE BASEMENT. 785 00:37:44,813 --> 00:37:46,521 I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO SNEAK IN. 786 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:48,479 THEY MAY BE INVOLVED IN SOME KIND OF RITUAL. 787 00:37:48,479 --> 00:37:51,062 WITH THE MISSING GIRLS. 788 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,146 [GROWLS] WITH BUFFY. 789 00:37:54,396 --> 00:37:56,813 OK. THAT IS THE GUY YOU WANT TO PARTY WITH. 790 00:37:58,771 --> 00:38:01,312 AAAH! 791 00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:02,896 HEY, REPTILE BOY... 792 00:38:02,896 --> 00:38:04,813 NO WOMAN SPEAKS TO HIM. 793 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:06,312 YOU DON'T WANT HER. 794 00:38:06,312 --> 00:38:08,188 LOOK AT HER. SHE'S ALL SKIN AND BONES. 795 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:09,771 HALF AN HOUR LATER, YOU'LL BE HUNGRY. 796 00:38:09,771 --> 00:38:11,188 I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP. 797 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,021 OHH! 798 00:38:13,438 --> 00:38:14,855 YOU SPEAK AGAIN, 799 00:38:14,855 --> 00:38:16,438 AND I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT. 800 00:38:19,771 --> 00:38:21,604 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 801 00:38:23,146 --> 00:38:24,479 [KNOCKING] 802 00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,230 GOT LOCKED OUT DUMPING THE TRASH. 803 00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:31,146 LET ME IN. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT. 804 00:38:31,146 --> 00:38:32,229 COME ON. 805 00:38:32,229 --> 00:38:33,479 WHERE ARE THEY?! 806 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,855 [FIGHTING] 807 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:46,646 SOMETHING'S GOING ON UPSTAIRS. 808 00:38:46,646 --> 00:38:48,104 GO. GO. 809 00:38:55,729 --> 00:38:57,646 FEED, DARK LORD. 810 00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:04,354 NOOOOO! NOOOOO! 811 00:39:04,354 --> 00:39:05,521 NOOOOO! 812 00:39:05,521 --> 00:39:08,062 NOOOOO! 813 00:39:08,062 --> 00:39:10,688 NOOOOO! NOOOOO! 814 00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:21,354 THAT'S FOR THE WIG... 815 00:39:21,354 --> 00:39:23,230 THAT'S FOR THE BRA... 816 00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:28,187 SOME GUY'S ATTACKING BUFFY WITH A SWORD. 817 00:39:28,187 --> 00:39:29,855 ALSO THERE'S A REALLY BIG SNAKE. 818 00:39:29,855 --> 00:39:31,646 AAH! 819 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:33,062 THAT'S FOR THE MAKEUP, 820 00:39:33,062 --> 00:39:35,604 AND THAT'S FOR THE LAST 16 1/2 YEARS! 821 00:39:35,604 --> 00:39:38,062 GUYS! BUFFY! SNAKE! BASEMENT! NOW! 822 00:39:43,896 --> 00:39:45,354 YOU BITCH. 823 00:39:45,354 --> 00:39:47,062 I'LL SERVE YOU TO HIM IN PIECES. 824 00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:49,104 TOM... 825 00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:50,688 YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 826 00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:55,229 AAH! 827 00:39:55,229 --> 00:39:58,396 AAAH! HELP! HELP! 828 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,354 AAAH! 829 00:39:59,354 --> 00:40:02,146 AAAAAH! AAAAH! 830 00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:03,521 LET HER GO, WORMY. 831 00:40:03,521 --> 00:40:05,980 AAAAAH! 832 00:40:17,229 --> 00:40:18,646 YOU DID IT. 833 00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:21,855 YOU SAVED US. 834 00:40:21,855 --> 00:40:25,563 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE ANYONE IN MY WHOLE-- 835 00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:27,229 YOU GUYS... 836 00:40:27,229 --> 00:40:31,146 I JUST...HATE YOU GUYS. 837 00:40:31,146 --> 00:40:34,396 THE WEIRDEST THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND. 838 00:40:34,396 --> 00:40:35,688 AND YOU-- 839 00:40:35,688 --> 00:40:39,062 YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR 15,000 YEARS. 840 00:40:49,104 --> 00:40:51,146 I TOLD ONE LIE. 841 00:40:51,146 --> 00:40:53,604 I HAD ONE DRINK. 842 00:40:53,604 --> 00:40:55,855 YES, AND YOU WERE VERY NEARLY DEVOURED 843 00:40:55,855 --> 00:40:58,479 BY A GIANT DEMON SNAKE. 844 00:40:58,479 --> 00:40:59,938 THE WORDS "LET THAT BE A LESSON" 845 00:40:59,938 --> 00:41:01,479 ARE A TAD REDUNDANT AT THIS JUNCTURE. 846 00:41:01,479 --> 00:41:03,438 I'M SORRY. 847 00:41:03,438 --> 00:41:05,230 SO AM I. 848 00:41:06,146 --> 00:41:08,521 I... 849 00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:10,187 I DRIVE YOU TOO HARD 850 00:41:10,187 --> 00:41:13,438 BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO FACE. 851 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:15,729 FROM NOW ON, NO MORE PUSHING, 852 00:41:15,729 --> 00:41:17,771 NO MORE PRODDING. 853 00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:20,521 JUST, UM... 854 00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,896 AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF NUDGING. 855 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,479 COME ON. COME ON, HURRY. 856 00:41:39,062 --> 00:41:41,813 THANK YOU, JONATHAN. 857 00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:43,980 DID WE FORGET SOMETHING? 858 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,354 UM... 859 00:41:45,354 --> 00:41:48,563 CINNAMON CHOCOLATE HALF-CAF...NONFAT. 860 00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:51,938 EXTRA FOAM. 861 00:41:56,354 --> 00:41:58,021 YOUNG MEN... 862 00:41:58,021 --> 00:42:00,021 ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO. 863 00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:05,563 IT SAYS HERE THAT THEY'VE ALL BEEN SENTENCED 864 00:42:05,563 --> 00:42:07,729 TO CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES. 865 00:42:07,729 --> 00:42:10,354 "INVESTIGATORS FOUND THE BONES OF MISSING GIRLS 866 00:42:10,354 --> 00:42:12,521 "IN A HUGE CAVERN BENEATH THE FRAT HOUSE... 867 00:42:12,521 --> 00:42:14,688 "AND OLDER BONES DATING BACK 50 YEARS. 868 00:42:14,688 --> 00:42:16,521 "A SURPRISING NUMBER OF CORPORATIONS 869 00:42:16,521 --> 00:42:19,104 "WHOSE CHAIRMEN AND FOUNDERS ARE FORMER DELTA ZETA KAPPAS 870 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:22,479 "ARE SUFFERING FROM FALLING PROFITS, IRS RAIDS, 871 00:42:22,479 --> 00:42:24,729 AND SUICIDES IN THE BOARDROOM." 872 00:42:24,729 --> 00:42:26,187 STARVE A SNAKE, LOSE A FORTUNE. 873 00:42:26,187 --> 00:42:28,479 BOY, I GUESS THE RICH REALLY ARE DIFFERENT, HUH? 874 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:31,104 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ANGEL? 875 00:42:31,104 --> 00:42:34,479 WHEN HE GOT SO MAD ABOUT YOU BEING IN DANGER 876 00:42:34,479 --> 00:42:37,229 AND CHANGED INTO A GRRR... 877 00:42:37,229 --> 00:42:39,855 IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I EVER SAW. 878 00:42:39,855 --> 00:42:41,146 I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS CAN-- 879 00:42:41,146 --> 00:42:43,229 ANGEL, ANGEL, ANGEL. 880 00:42:43,229 --> 00:42:44,479 DOES EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE 881 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,771 HAVE TO COME AROUND TO THAT FREAK? 882 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:46,771 HEY, MAN, HOW YA DOIN'? 883 00:42:46,771 --> 00:42:47,980 BUFFY. 884 00:42:49,229 --> 00:42:50,354 ANGEL. 885 00:42:50,354 --> 00:42:51,604 XANDER. 886 00:42:51,604 --> 00:42:54,396 I HEAR THIS PLACE, UH, SERVES COFFEE. 887 00:42:54,396 --> 00:42:57,354 THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD GET SOME... 888 00:42:57,354 --> 00:42:58,312 SOMETIME. 889 00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,604 IF YOU WANT. 890 00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:04,062 YEAH. 891 00:43:04,062 --> 00:43:05,521 SOMETIME. 892 00:43:08,146 --> 00:43:09,896 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 893 00:43:11,729 --> 00:43:17,604 ♪ IF SHE BENDS THEN SHE BREAKS ♪ 894 00:43:17,604 --> 00:43:23,271 ♪ SHE LOVES YOU BUT THEN SHE TAKES IT AWAY... ♪ 895 00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:31,146 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 896 00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:59,521 GRR! ARGH!