1 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:03,646 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 2 00:00:03,646 --> 00:00:05,729 I'VE BEEN TRAPPED DOWN HERE SO LONG, 3 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:08,062 I'VE NEARLY FORGOTTEN WHAT IT'S LIKE ON THE SURFACE. 4 00:00:08,062 --> 00:00:10,187 - Xander: WHO'S THAT? - THAT MUST BE ANGEL. 5 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:13,396 Giles: A VAMPIRE IN LOVE WITH A SLAYER. IT'S RATHER POETIC. 6 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:16,396 AND IN THIS TIME SHALL COME THE ANOINTED, 7 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:18,521 AND THE SLAYER WILL NOT KNOW HIM, 8 00:00:18,521 --> 00:00:22,271 AND HE WILL LEAD HER INTO HELL. 9 00:00:22,271 --> 00:00:24,855 - THE PERGAMUM CODEX. - CODEX? 10 00:00:24,855 --> 00:00:28,062 IT'S REPUTED TO CONTAIN THE MOST COMPLETE PROPHECIES ABOUT THE SLAYER. 11 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,271 I CAN GET IT. 12 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:38,604 Xander: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 13 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:41,062 IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT? 14 00:00:41,062 --> 00:00:44,229 THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYONE ELSE FOR ME BUT YOU. 15 00:00:46,438 --> 00:00:48,438 AND WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS, 16 00:00:48,438 --> 00:00:51,146 AND IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. 17 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:52,604 WOULD YOU, UM... 18 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:54,896 DATE ME? 19 00:00:54,896 --> 00:00:57,396 OH, THAT'S GOOD. "DATE ME." 20 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:59,771 - IT'S TERRIBLE, RIGHT? - HUH? 21 00:01:01,146 --> 00:01:04,230 OH, NO--WELL, YES. "DATE ME" IS SILLY. 22 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,521 WHAT I SHOULD DO IS I SHOULD START WITH TALKING ABOUT THE DANCE. 23 00:01:08,521 --> 00:01:11,396 YOU KNOW, BUFFY, SPRING FLING JUST ISN'T ANY DANCE. 24 00:01:11,396 --> 00:01:14,396 IT'S A TIME FOR STUDENTS TO CHOOSE, UM... 25 00:01:14,396 --> 00:01:18,229 A MATE, AND THEN WE CAN OBSERVE THEIR... 26 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:21,354 MATING RITUALS AND TAG THEM BEFORE THEY MIGRATE. 27 00:01:21,354 --> 00:01:24,396 - JUST KILL ME! - YOU'RE DOING FINE. 28 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:26,646 WHY IS THIS SO HARD? I SHOULD JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY, 29 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:29,646 - "HEY, I LIKE YOU. LET'S GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER." - DIRECT AND TO THE POINT. 30 00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:31,855 I'M READY. I WANNA DO IT NOW. 31 00:01:31,855 --> 00:01:34,062 I GOTTA DO IT NOW. 32 00:01:34,062 --> 00:01:37,604 WELL, BUFFY'S NOT HERE. YOU CAN PRACTICE ON ME SOME MORE. 33 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:40,855 NO. I CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW. I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. 34 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:42,688 WHY DIDN'T BUFFY SHOW UP TONIGHT? 35 00:01:42,688 --> 00:01:44,146 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 36 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,688 YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. 37 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,354 UHH. 38 00:01:53,354 --> 00:01:55,688 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS WHAT? 39 00:02:08,771 --> 00:02:11,230 SOMEONE'S OUT THERE. 40 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:13,312 THAT'S SILLY. WHO WOULD BE OUT THERE? 41 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,896 3 IN ONE NIGHT. 42 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:44,187 GILES WOULD BE SO PROUD. 43 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:11,312 "HO KORIAS PHANAYTIE TOUTAY TAY NUKTEE. 44 00:03:11,312 --> 00:03:14,229 THE MASTER SHALL RISE." 45 00:03:14,229 --> 00:03:16,312 YES, THIS IS IT. 46 00:03:16,312 --> 00:03:19,229 "THE MASTER SHALL RISE, 47 00:03:19,229 --> 00:03:21,146 AND THE SLAYER..." 48 00:03:25,312 --> 00:03:27,146 MY GOD. 49 00:03:34,479 --> 00:03:37,646 [RUMBLING] 50 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,646 UNDER THE STAIRS! UNDER THE STAIRS! 51 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:13,354 YES! YES! 52 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:16,104 SHAKE, EARTH! THIS IS A SIGN. 53 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:18,855 WE ARE IN THE FINAL DAYS! 54 00:04:18,855 --> 00:04:22,396 MY TIME IS COME! GLORY! GLORY! 55 00:04:26,187 --> 00:04:27,729 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 56 00:04:27,729 --> 00:04:29,855 5.1? 57 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:31,813 MORNING. 58 00:05:33,187 --> 00:05:35,187 WOW. THE DAMAGE LOOKS FAIRLY STRUCTURAL. 59 00:05:35,187 --> 00:05:38,396 - ARE WE SAFE IN HERE? - BUFFY. 60 00:05:40,354 --> 00:05:43,813 WHAT? DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE? 61 00:05:43,813 --> 00:05:46,980 NO. UM-- YES, WE'RE SAFE. 62 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:50,187 PROBABLY BEST NOT TO GO UP THERE. 63 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:55,563 HOW YOU DOING THERE, GILES? GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 64 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,187 UM, I'VE BEEN WORKING. 65 00:05:58,187 --> 00:06:00,479 ME, TOO. I WENT HUNTING LAST NIGHT, 66 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,896 AND IT IS AWFULLY SWEET OF YOU TO ASK. 67 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,354 IT'S GETTING HAIRY OUT THERE, GILES. 68 00:06:04,354 --> 00:06:06,354 I KILLED 3 VAMPIRES LAST NIGHT. 69 00:06:06,354 --> 00:06:08,938 ONE OF THEM WAS PRACTICALLY ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. 70 00:06:08,938 --> 00:06:11,479 THEIR NUMBERS ARE INCREASING. AND THEY'RE GETTING COCKIER. 71 00:06:11,479 --> 00:06:14,896 I'M NOT LOVING IT. LAST NIGHT WAS A PRETTY CLOSE CALL. 72 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,021 YES. 73 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:21,771 GILES, CARE. I'M PUTTING MY LIFE ON THE LINE BATTLING THE UNDEAD. 74 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:25,438 LOOK, I BROKE A NAIL, OKAY? I'M WEARING A PRESS-ON. 75 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:29,312 THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS EXHIBIT SOME CASUAL INTEREST. 76 00:06:29,312 --> 00:06:32,688 - YOU COULD GO, "HMM." - HMM? 77 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:35,187 SORRY, UM-- 78 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,230 I'M VERY GLAD THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 79 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:41,896 I NEED TO VERIFY, UM-- I JUST CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW. 80 00:06:41,896 --> 00:06:45,479 FINE. THAT'S OKAY. I CAN'T PUT IT OFF ANY LONGER. 81 00:06:45,479 --> 00:06:47,271 I HAVE TO MEET MY TERRIBLE FATE. 82 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:48,771 WHAT? 83 00:06:48,771 --> 00:06:50,729 BIOLOGY. 84 00:06:59,354 --> 00:07:01,271 WOW. THAT WAS BORING. 85 00:07:01,271 --> 00:07:03,813 I DON'T FEEL THAT "BORING" COVERS IT. 86 00:07:03,813 --> 00:07:05,896 NO. "BORING" FALLS SHORT. 87 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,271 EVEN I WAS BORED. AND I'M A SCIENCE NERD. 88 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:10,187 DON'T SAY THAT. 89 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:13,188 I'M NOT ASHAMED. IT'S THE COMPUTER AGE. NERDS ARE IN. 90 00:07:13,188 --> 00:07:15,021 THEY'RE STILL IN, RIGHT? 91 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,813 WILLOW, DON'T YOU HAVE A THING? 92 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:19,354 A THING? 93 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:22,354 THE THING THAT I HAVE, 94 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,813 WHICH IS A THING THAT I HAVE TO GO TO. 95 00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:26,604 SEE YA LATER. 96 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:28,521 Buffy: WHAT ON EARTH IS HER DEAL? 97 00:07:28,521 --> 00:07:30,104 UH, SHE'S WILLOW. 98 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:33,563 SO, UH, BUFFY, I WANTED TO, UM-- 99 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:37,479 THERE WAS THIS THING I WANTED TO ASK YOU, TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 100 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:40,104 OKAY. WHAT'S UP? LET'S GO OVER HERE AND SIT. 101 00:07:40,104 --> 00:07:42,563 OKAY. NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 102 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,312 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT, REALLY. IT'S SILLY. HA HA HA! 103 00:07:45,312 --> 00:07:47,813 HEY. LEAVE. 104 00:07:47,813 --> 00:07:49,688 THANKS. 105 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:53,688 WELL? 106 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:55,646 UM-- 107 00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:00,021 YOU KNOW, BUFFY, 108 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,729 SPRING FLING IS A TIME FOR STUDENTS TO GATHER AND-- 109 00:08:05,146 --> 00:08:06,813 OH, GOD. 110 00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:10,813 BUFFY, I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME. 111 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:12,771 YOU AND ME ON A DATE. 112 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:18,479 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 113 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:21,479 WELL, YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING. THAT'S A GOOD START. 114 00:08:23,271 --> 00:08:26,271 BUFFY, I LIKE YOU. A LOT. 115 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:28,271 AND I KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS, 116 00:08:28,271 --> 00:08:30,312 AND WE'VE HAD EXPERIENCES. 117 00:08:30,312 --> 00:08:32,312 WE FOUGHT SOME BLOODSUCKING FIENDS, 118 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,271 AND THAT'S ALL BEEN A GOOD TIME. 119 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:38,855 BUT I WANT MORE. 120 00:08:38,855 --> 00:08:42,187 I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU. 121 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:45,563 XANDER, YOU'RE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. YOU AND WILLOW. 122 00:08:45,563 --> 00:08:47,479 WILLOW'S NOT LOOKING TO DATE YOU. 123 00:08:47,479 --> 00:08:51,187 OR IF SHE IS, SHE'S PLAYING IT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE CHEST. 124 00:08:51,187 --> 00:08:54,021 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE HAVE. 125 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,396 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT, EITHER. 126 00:08:56,396 --> 00:08:58,438 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, IS IT? 127 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,604 YOU EITHER FEEL A THING, OR YOU DON'T. 128 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,688 I DON'T. 129 00:09:08,688 --> 00:09:11,563 XANDER, I'M SORRY. 130 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:14,271 I JUST DON'T THINK OF YOU THAT WAY. 131 00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:16,813 WELL, TRY. I'LL WAIT. 132 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:19,771 XANDER. NO. 133 00:09:19,771 --> 00:09:21,771 FORGET IT. 134 00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:24,021 I'M NOT HIM. 135 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:27,729 I MEAN, I GUESS A GUY'S GOTTA BE UNDEAD TO MAKE TIME WITH YOU. 136 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,563 THAT'S REALLY HARSH. 137 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:35,896 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DON'T HANDLE REJECTION WELL. 138 00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:39,646 FUNNY, CONSIDERING ALL THE PRACTICE I'VE HAD, HUH? 139 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,729 XANDER, I'M SORRY. I DON'T WANNA-- 140 00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,813 YOU KNOW WHAT? 141 00:09:43,813 --> 00:09:46,146 LET'S JUST NOT. 142 00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:03,354 HELLO. THIS IS GILES. 143 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,604 RUPERT GILES. 144 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:08,229 I NEED TO SEE YOU. 145 00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:10,438 NO, I REALIZE THAT. 146 00:10:10,438 --> 00:10:12,396 COME AFTER SUNDOWN. 147 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:14,729 GOOD. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 148 00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:21,729 YOU KNOW, THAT OUTFIT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU WORE YESTERDAY, 149 00:10:21,729 --> 00:10:23,729 ONLY WRINKLIER. 150 00:10:23,729 --> 00:10:26,229 WERE YOU HERE ALL NIGHT? 151 00:10:26,229 --> 00:10:30,479 SORRY. I'M NOT TOTALLY UP TO SOCIALIZING JUST NOW. 152 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:33,729 SOMETHING'S GOING ON, RUPERT, AND I'M GUESSING YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 153 00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:37,688 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 154 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,771 WELL, I HAVE BEEN SURFING THE NET, 155 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,604 LOOKING FOR UNEXPLAINED INCIDENTS. 156 00:10:41,604 --> 00:10:44,021 YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SENDING STUFF MY WAY. 157 00:10:44,021 --> 00:10:46,062 THEY KNOW THE OCCULT'S MY TURF. 158 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,688 AND HERE IS THE LATEST. 159 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:53,021 A CAT LAST WEEK GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF SNAKES. 160 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,021 A FAMILY WAS SWIMMING IN WHISPER LAKE 161 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,521 WHEN THE LAKE SUDDENLY BEGAN TO BOIL. 162 00:10:57,521 --> 00:10:59,479 AND MERCY HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT. 163 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:01,855 A BOY WAS BORN WITH HIS EYES FACING INWARD. 164 00:11:01,855 --> 00:11:04,187 I'M NOT STUPID. 165 00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:06,938 THIS IS APOCALYPSE STUFF. 166 00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:09,938 THROW IN LAST NIGHT'S EARTHQUAKE, AND I'D SAY WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 167 00:11:09,938 --> 00:11:13,062 I WOULD SAY THE END IS PRETTY SERIOUSLY NIGH. 168 00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:15,521 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU. 169 00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:18,855 I HELPED YOU CAST THAT DEMON OUT OF THE INTERNET. I THINK THAT MERITS SOME TRUST. 170 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:21,396 LOOK, I'M SCARED, OKAY? 171 00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:23,980 PLUS I'VE GOT THIS CRAZY MONK 172 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:27,729 E-MAILING ME FROM CORTONA ABOUT SOME "ANOINTED ONE." 173 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,896 THE ANOINTED ONE? BUT HE'S DEAD. 174 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:33,396 SOMEONE'S DEAD? WHO IS THIS MONK? 175 00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:35,479 A BROTHER LUCA SOMETHING. 176 00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:38,479 KEEPS SENDING OUT GLOBAL MAILINGS ABOUT A PROPHECY. 177 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:41,146 I NEED YOU TO TALK TO HIM. FIND OUT EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 178 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:43,521 LOOK, RUPERT, YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME JACK, SO WHAT'S WITH THE ORDER? 179 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:48,271 JUST DO IT. I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. 180 00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:50,646 YOU BETTER. 181 00:11:50,646 --> 00:11:54,062 I'LL GET EVERYTHING TONIGHT AFTER PRACTICE. THE GUYS WILL HELP ME. 182 00:11:54,062 --> 00:11:57,021 IT'S ALL IN THE A.V. ROOM-- THE SOUND SYSTEM AND THE DECORATIONS. 183 00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:59,896 AND, OH, AURA NEEDS HELP MOVING THE COOLERS. 184 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,354 DON'T SWEAT IT. 185 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,438 WELL, BRING EVERYTHING TO THE BRONZE, 186 00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,230 AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN THE MORNING. 187 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:06,312 DONE. 188 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:08,438 YOU'RE SO SWEET. WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET? 189 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:12,062 I DON'T KNOW. 'CAUSE I'M USUALLY MEAN AS A SNAKE. 190 00:12:13,271 --> 00:12:15,896 Cordelia: WILLOW! 191 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,479 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 192 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:20,855 WILLOW, I REALLY LIKE YOUR OUTFIT. NO, YOU DON'T. 193 00:12:20,855 --> 00:12:24,104 NO, I REALLY DON'T, BUT I NEED A FAVOR. WHAT KIND? 194 00:12:24,104 --> 00:12:26,062 THE BRONZE WON'T LET US USE THEIR SOUND SYSTEM, 195 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:28,062 AND I NEED SOMEONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO HOOK ONE UP. 196 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,729 IF YOU COULD JUST SHOW UP TOMORROW MORNING, 197 00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:31,438 I'D BE REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL. 198 00:12:31,438 --> 00:12:34,438 I MEAN, I'D TALK TO YOU AT THE DANCE AND EVERYTHING. 199 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:37,688 SURE. GREAT. TOMORROW AT 10:00? 200 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,604 SURE. 201 00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:44,896 HEY. HEY. 202 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:48,938 HOW'D IT GO? ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10? 203 00:12:48,938 --> 00:12:51,980 IT SUCKED. OH. 204 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,021 WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE. 205 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:56,938 I COULD HAVE GANGRENE ON MY FACE. 206 00:12:56,938 --> 00:12:59,021 WELL, WHAT'D SHE SAY? 207 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,021 APART FROM "NO," DOES IT REALLY MATTER? 208 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,187 SHE'S STILL JONESING FOR ANGEL. CAN CARE LESS ABOUT ME. 209 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:06,271 AT LEAST NOW YOU KNOW. 210 00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:09,479 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. THE DEAL'S DONE. 211 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:14,062 THE POLLS ARE IN, AND IT'S TIME FOR MY CONCESSION SPEECH. 212 00:13:15,938 --> 00:13:18,855 HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO. WE CAN GO. 213 00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:20,813 BE MY DATE. WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 214 00:13:20,813 --> 00:13:22,896 WE'LL DANCE, WE'LL GO WILD. 215 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:25,396 WHAT DO YOU SAY? NO. 216 00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:28,896 GOOD. WHAT? 217 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,688 THERE'S NO WAY. 218 00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:33,521 WILLOW, COME ON. 219 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,604 YOU THINK I WANNA GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU 220 00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:38,021 AND WATCH YOU WISH YOU WERE AT THE DANCE WITH HER? 221 00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,813 YOU THINK THAT'S MY IDEA OF HIJINKS? 222 00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,646 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 223 00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:45,980 I DIDN'T THINK. 224 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:49,438 I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU. 225 00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:51,229 I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY. 226 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,896 THAT'S OKAY. 227 00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,980 I DON'T WANNA GO. 228 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:01,396 I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME, LIE DOWN, 229 00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:04,229 AND LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC, 230 00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:06,146 THE MUSIC OF PAIN. 231 00:14:29,354 --> 00:14:31,229 [SIGHS] 232 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:46,771 GILES, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 233 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:49,604 IT'S CLEAR. IT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW. IT'S HAPPENING NOW. 234 00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:53,563 ANGEL? Angel: IT CAN'T BE. YOU'VE GOTTA BE WRONG. 235 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,980 I'VE CHECKED IT AGAINST ALL MY OTHER VOLUMES. IT'S VERY REAL. 236 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,980 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY AROUND IT. 237 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:02,479 LISTEN, SOME PROPHECIES ARE A BIT DODGY. THEY'RE MUTABLE. 238 00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:04,604 BUFFY HERSELF HAS THWARTED THEM TIME AND TIME AGAIN, 239 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,521 BUT THIS IS THE CODEX. 240 00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:08,438 THERE IS NOTHING IN IT THAT DOES NOT COME TO PASS. 241 00:15:08,438 --> 00:15:10,230 THEN YOU'RE READING IT WRONG. 242 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,438 I WISH TO GOD I WERE, BUT IT'S VERY PLAIN. 243 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:15,646 TOMORROW NIGHT BUFFY WILL FACE THE MASTER, 244 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,646 AND SHE WILL DIE. 245 00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,230 HA HA HA! 246 00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:31,896 HA HA HA! 247 00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:44,396 SO THAT'S IT, HUH? 248 00:15:44,396 --> 00:15:46,813 I REMEMBER THE DRILL. 249 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,938 ONE SLAYER DIES, NEXT ONE'S CALLED. 250 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,271 WONDER WHO SHE IS? 251 00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:01,479 WILL YOU TRAIN HER... 252 00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,896 OR WILL THEY SEND SOMEONE ELSE? 253 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,104 BUFFY, I-- 254 00:16:06,104 --> 00:16:09,396 THEY SAY HOW HE WAS GONNA KILL ME? 255 00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:12,396 DO YOU THINK IT'LL HURT? 256 00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,271 DON'T TOUCH ME! 257 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,271 YOU EVEN GONNA TELL ME? 258 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,104 I WAS HOPING THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO, 259 00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:26,230 THAT THERE WAS SOME WAY AROUND IT. 260 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:30,104 I'VE GOT A WAY AROUND IT. I QUIT. 261 00:16:30,104 --> 00:16:33,563 - IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. - I'M MAKING IT THAT SIMPLE. 262 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:36,646 I QUIT. I RESIGN. I'M FIRED. 263 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:40,312 YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STOP THE MASTER FROM TAKING OVER. 264 00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:43,729 I'M NOT SURE THAT ANYONE ELSE CAN. ALL THE SIGNS INDICATE-- 265 00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:45,688 THE SIGNS? 266 00:16:47,104 --> 00:16:50,521 READ ME THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! 267 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:54,354 YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! 268 00:16:54,354 --> 00:16:56,312 YOU'RE REALLY A LOT OF HELP! 269 00:16:56,312 --> 00:16:59,646 NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE I AM. 270 00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:02,396 I KNOW THIS IS HARD. 271 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,312 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 272 00:17:04,312 --> 00:17:06,688 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE. 273 00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,771 YOU THINK I WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU? DO YOU THINK I COULD STAND IT? 274 00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:12,855 - WE JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY. - I ALREADY DID. 275 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,396 I QUIT, REMEMBER? PAY ATTENTION! 276 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:18,396 BUFFY, IF THE MASTER RISES-- 277 00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:20,187 I DON'T CARE! 278 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:27,187 I DON'T CARE. 279 00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:34,187 GILES, I'M 16 YEARS OLD. 280 00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,187 I DON'T WANNA DIE. 281 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:16,646 [RING] 282 00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,729 Joyce: HI, HONEY. 283 00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,646 YOU ALL RIGHT? 284 00:18:48,813 --> 00:18:51,021 SURE. 285 00:18:51,021 --> 00:18:55,896 PROBABLY FULL FROM THAT BITE OF DINNER YOU NEARLY HAD. 286 00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:58,688 FEEL LIKE TELLING ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 287 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:03,855 MOM, LET'S GO AWAY. WHAT? 288 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:07,230 ANYWHERE. JUST FOR A WHILE. ALL WEEKEND. 289 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,146 HONEY, I-- NO, IT'LL BE GREAT. YOU AND ME-- A MOTHER-DAUGHTER THING. 290 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,729 WE COULD TALK ABOUT ALL THE EMBARRASSING THINGS YOU LOVE TO BRING UP. 291 00:19:12,729 --> 00:19:15,479 YOU KNOW THE GALLERY'S OPEN ON WEEKENDS. 292 00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:19,188 MOM, PLEASE. ISN'T THE PROM TOMORROW NIGHT? 293 00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:21,271 OR SPRING FLING, WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLING IT? 294 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:26,229 I--I GUESS. NOBODY ASKED YOU? 295 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:29,354 UM-- SOMEONE-- 296 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,646 BUT NOT THE RIGHT SOMEONE. 297 00:19:31,646 --> 00:19:34,187 SEE, SOMETIMES I ACTUALLY DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 298 00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:36,646 WELL, THEN, UH... 299 00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:39,771 THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE BEST TIME FOR THIS, 300 00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,438 BUT, UH... 301 00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:48,896 I SAW YOU EYEING IT AT THE STORE. I FIGURED-- 302 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,146 MOM, WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS. 303 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,688 THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN EATING, WE CAN AFFORD IT. 304 00:19:55,938 --> 00:19:58,062 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 305 00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:01,229 I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR IT...TO THE DANCE. 306 00:20:01,229 --> 00:20:04,312 NO. I--I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE. 307 00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:08,479 SAYS WHO? IS IT WRITTEN SOMEWHERE? YOU SHOULD DO WHAT YOU WANT. 308 00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,479 HOMECOMING-- MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE. 309 00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:12,479 I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE, 310 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,604 SO I GOT DRESSED UP, AND I WENT ANYWAY. 311 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,396 WAS IT AWFUL? 312 00:20:16,396 --> 00:20:19,479 IT WAS AWFUL... FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. 313 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,438 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? I MET YOUR FATHER. 314 00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:26,021 HE DIDN'T HAVE A DATE EITHER? 315 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:28,980 HE DID. AND THAT'S A MUCH FUNNIER STORY 316 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,980 THAT YOU WILL NOT GET TO HEAR. 317 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,980 OH, BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 318 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,104 AND YOU HAD YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 319 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,438 YEAH. 320 00:20:43,521 --> 00:20:45,312 MUST BE NICE. 321 00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:52,146 OHH! KEVIN SAID HE'D BRING EVERYTHING TO THE BRONZE LAST NIGHT. 322 00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:56,104 HE PROMISED. WE'LL NEVER GET EVERYTHING READY IN TIME. 323 00:20:56,104 --> 00:20:59,479 HE PROBABLY FORGOT. IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 324 00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:02,146 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M NOT MAD. 325 00:21:02,146 --> 00:21:03,896 HE TOTALLY FLAKED ON ME. 326 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,104 ON ME! AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. 327 00:21:06,104 --> 00:21:10,021 GOD HELP ME, I THINK IT'S CUTE. 328 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,229 OHH! 329 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,312 [SIGHS] THERE THEY ARE. 330 00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:16,771 THEY'RE WATCHING CARTOONS. 331 00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:19,312 THAT'S SO CU-- THAT'S NOT CUTE. 332 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,271 THAT'S ANNOYING. I'M ANNOYED. 333 00:21:21,271 --> 00:21:23,354 RIGHT. I'M FURIOUS. 334 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:25,438 MEN--I DON'T KNOW WHY WE PUT UP WITH THEM. 335 00:21:25,438 --> 00:21:27,271 I HEAR YOU. 336 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:31,312 WELL, OBVIOUSLY KEVIN HAS UNDERESTIMATED THE POWER OF MY ICY STARE. 337 00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:34,604 AAH! OH, MY GOD! KEVIN! 338 00:21:38,521 --> 00:21:40,021 KEVIN! 339 00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:11,646 BUFFY? 340 00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:14,187 THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE NEWS--WILLOW. 341 00:22:16,312 --> 00:22:18,271 I'VE SEEN SO MUCH. 342 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:21,312 I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE ANYTHING. 343 00:22:21,312 --> 00:22:24,896 BUT, BUFFY, THIS-- 344 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,604 THIS WAS DIFFERENT. 345 00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:29,396 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 346 00:22:29,396 --> 00:22:32,980 I'M TRYING TO THINK HOW TO SAY IT, 347 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:36,146 TO EXPLAIN IT SO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 348 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,938 IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU'RE OKAY. 349 00:22:39,938 --> 00:22:42,271 I'M NOT OKAY. 350 00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:44,855 I KNEW THOSE GUYS. 351 00:22:44,855 --> 00:22:48,354 I GO TO THAT ROOM EVERY DAY. 352 00:22:48,354 --> 00:22:51,771 AND WHEN I WALKED IN THERE, 353 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,896 IT-- 354 00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,855 IT WASN'T OUR WORLD ANYMORE. 355 00:22:56,855 --> 00:23:00,312 THEY MADE IT THEIRS... 356 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,646 AND THEY HAD FUN. 357 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,729 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 358 00:23:08,729 --> 00:23:10,855 WHAT WE HAVE TO. 359 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,813 PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY IN TONIGHT, OKAY? 360 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,896 BUFFY... 361 00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:29,229 I LIKE YOUR DRESS. 362 00:23:35,312 --> 00:23:37,229 TAKE CARE. 363 00:23:53,813 --> 00:23:55,688 SOON. 364 00:24:08,312 --> 00:24:10,104 SOON. 365 00:24:12,396 --> 00:24:15,354 SO THIS MASTER GUY TRIED TO OPEN THE HELLMOUTH, 366 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,563 BUT HE GOT STUCK IN IT, 367 00:24:17,563 --> 00:24:19,896 AND NOW ALL THE SIGNS ARE READING THAT HE'S GONNA GET OUT, 368 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:22,855 WHICH OPENS THE HELLMOUTH, WHICH BRINGS THE DEMONS, 369 00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:24,855 WHICH ENDS THE WORLD. 370 00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:27,813 YES. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP, YES. 371 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:31,688 THE PART THAT GETS ME, THOUGH, IS WHERE BUFFY IS THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 372 00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:35,855 - SHE'S SO LITTLE. - DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH THIS BROTHER LUCA CHAP? 373 00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:38,396 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, NO ONE CAN. 374 00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:39,938 HE'S DISAPPEARED. 375 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,855 DID SEND OUT ONE LAST GLOBAL, THOUGH. 376 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,229 A SHORT ONE. WHAT DID IT SAY? 377 00:24:44,229 --> 00:24:47,146 ISAIAH 11:06, WHICH I DUTIFULLY LOOKED UP. 378 00:24:47,146 --> 00:24:48,438 "THE WOLF SHALL LIVE WITH THE LAMB, 379 00:24:48,438 --> 00:24:50,938 "THE LEOPARD SHALL LIE DOWN WITH THE KID, 380 00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:53,396 "THE CALF AND THE LION AND THE FATLING TOGETHER 381 00:24:53,396 --> 00:24:55,855 WITH A LITTLE CHILD TO LEAD THEM." 382 00:24:55,855 --> 00:24:58,521 IT'S KIND OF WARM AND FUZZY FOR A MESSAGE OF DOOM. 383 00:24:58,521 --> 00:25:00,771 THAT DEPENDS ON WHERE HE'S LEADING THEM TO. 384 00:25:00,771 --> 00:25:03,438 AURELIUS WROTE OF THE ANOINTED ONE, 385 00:25:03,438 --> 00:25:06,646 "THE SLAYER WILL NOT KNOW HIM AND HE WILL LEAD HER INTO HELL." 386 00:25:06,646 --> 00:25:09,604 SO LUCA THINKS THE ANOINTED IS A KID. 387 00:25:09,604 --> 00:25:12,230 IF THE VAMPIRE THAT BUFFY KILLED 388 00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:15,855 WAS, IN FACT, NOT THE ANOINTED ONE, IT MAY WELL BE. 389 00:25:15,855 --> 00:25:17,896 THEN WE NEED TO WARN HER. 390 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:20,813 I DON'T INTEND INVOLVING HER AT ALL. 391 00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:23,187 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 392 00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:26,312 BUFFY'S NOT GONNA FACE THE MASTER. I AM. 393 00:25:26,312 --> 00:25:28,146 Buffy: NO, YOU'RE NOT. 394 00:25:29,438 --> 00:25:31,354 SO I'M LOOKING FOR A KID, HUH, 395 00:25:31,354 --> 00:25:33,729 AND HE'LL LEAD ME TO THE MASTER? 396 00:25:33,729 --> 00:25:35,896 BUFFY, I'M NOT GONNA SEND YOU OUT THERE TO DIE. 397 00:25:35,896 --> 00:25:38,062 YOU WERE RIGHT. I'VE WADED ABOUT IN THESE OLD BOOKS FOR SO LONG, 398 00:25:38,062 --> 00:25:40,563 I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT THE REAL WORLD IS LIKE. 399 00:25:40,563 --> 00:25:44,563 - IT'S TIME I FOUND OUT. - YOU'RE STILL NOT GOING UP AGAINST THE MASTER. 400 00:25:44,563 --> 00:25:47,354 - I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. - SO HAVE I. 401 00:25:47,354 --> 00:25:50,354 I MADE UP MINE FIRST. I'M OLDER AND WISER THAN YOU AND... 402 00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:53,312 DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, ALL RIGHT? 403 00:25:53,312 --> 00:25:55,813 THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES. 404 00:25:55,813 --> 00:25:58,104 I'M THE SLAYER. 405 00:25:58,104 --> 00:26:01,062 I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BOOKS SAY. I DEFY PROPHECY, AND I'M GOING. 406 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,396 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND. 407 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,896 I KNOW. 408 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:21,646 WHEN HE WAKES UP, TELL HIM-- 409 00:26:23,312 --> 00:26:25,230 I DON'T KNOW. 410 00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:27,646 THINK OF SOMETHING COOL. TELL HIM I SAID IT. 411 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:32,146 YOU FIGHT THE MASTER, AND YOU'LL DIE. 412 00:26:32,146 --> 00:26:34,146 MAYBE. 413 00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:37,646 MAYBE I'LL TAKE HIM WITH ME. 414 00:27:00,146 --> 00:27:02,229 HELP ME. 415 00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:11,688 IT'S OKAY. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 416 00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:31,729 SHE WHAT? 417 00:27:31,729 --> 00:27:33,229 I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH HER. 418 00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:36,062 AND SHE KNEW ABOUT THIS PROPHECY OF YOURS. 419 00:27:36,062 --> 00:27:39,229 OH, MAN. WHAT DO WE DO? WE STAY CALM, FIRST THING. 420 00:27:39,229 --> 00:27:41,438 - CALM? - I THINK HE'S RIGHT. 421 00:27:41,438 --> 00:27:43,729 I'M SORRY. CALM MAY WORK FOR LOCUTUS OF THE BORG HERE, 422 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:45,688 BUT I'M FREAKED OUT, AND I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY. 423 00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:48,187 - XANDER. - HOW COULD YOU LET HER GO? 424 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:51,229 AS THE SOON TO BE PURPLE AREA OF MY JAW WILL ATTEST, I DID NOT LET HER GO. 425 00:27:51,229 --> 00:27:53,479 HOW CAN WE HELP HER? 426 00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:56,146 I'M SORRY TO BRING THIS UP, BUT WE ALSO HAVE AN APOCALYPSE TO WORRY ABOUT. 427 00:27:56,146 --> 00:27:59,146 - DO YOU MIND? - HOW COME SHE'S IN THE CLUB? 428 00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:01,312 HEY! ONCE THE MASTER GETS FREE, 429 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:04,688 THE HELLMOUTH OPENS, THE DEMONS COME TO PARTY, AND EVERYBODY DIES. 430 00:28:04,688 --> 00:28:07,062 I DON'T CARE. I'M SORRY, I DON'T. 431 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:09,187 RIGHT NOW I GOTTA HELP BUFFY. 432 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,354 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE'S GONE. 433 00:28:11,354 --> 00:28:15,230 NO. BUT I CAN FIND OUT. 434 00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,230 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 435 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:52,146 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 436 00:28:52,146 --> 00:28:55,438 MIND IF I COME IN? 437 00:28:55,438 --> 00:28:57,938 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. SHE'S GONE. 438 00:28:57,938 --> 00:29:00,062 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - BUFFY. SHE'S GONE TO FIGHT THE MASTER. 439 00:29:00,062 --> 00:29:01,271 HE'LL KILL HER. 440 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:02,771 RUMOR HAS IT. 441 00:29:02,771 --> 00:29:05,229 ONLY WE'RE NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN. 442 00:29:05,229 --> 00:29:07,396 WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO ABOUT IT? 443 00:29:07,396 --> 00:29:10,771 LOOK, I KNOW YOU CAN FIND THIS MASTER GUY, 444 00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:13,187 HE'S UNDERGROUND, RIGHT? TAKE ME TO HIM. 445 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:16,312 YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, KID. 446 00:29:16,312 --> 00:29:20,229 THE MASTER WILL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN BREATHE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY. 447 00:29:22,646 --> 00:29:25,230 HOW CAN I SAY THIS CLEARLY? 448 00:29:26,479 --> 00:29:28,521 RRRR! 449 00:29:28,521 --> 00:29:30,438 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 450 00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:32,312 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 451 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,521 I PRETTY MUCH THINK YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, 452 00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:37,896 BUT BUFFY'S GOT THIS BIG OLD YEN FOR YOU. 453 00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:40,396 SHE THINKS YOU'RE A REAL PERSON. 454 00:29:40,396 --> 00:29:43,438 AND RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU TO PROVE HER RIGHT. 455 00:29:43,438 --> 00:29:46,230 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER. 456 00:29:47,729 --> 00:29:50,312 AREN'T YOU? 457 00:29:50,312 --> 00:29:52,354 THE MASTER IS AS OLD AS ANY VAMPIRE ON RECORD. 458 00:29:52,354 --> 00:29:54,187 THERE'S NO TELLING HOW POWERFUL HE'LL BE 459 00:29:54,187 --> 00:29:56,271 IF HE REACHES THE SURFACE. 460 00:29:56,271 --> 00:29:57,688 OKAY. HERE'S MY QUESTION. 461 00:29:57,688 --> 00:29:59,604 THE HELLMOUTH OPENS. 462 00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:01,438 YES? 463 00:30:01,438 --> 00:30:03,855 WHERE? 464 00:30:03,855 --> 00:30:06,438 IF HE'S UNDERGROUND, AND IT'S RIGHT WHERE HE IS, 465 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,521 WHERE'S IT GONNA OPEN? 466 00:30:08,521 --> 00:30:12,229 GOOD POINT. LOOK, YOU HELP LOOK THROUGH THE BLACK CHRONICLES. 467 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:15,729 WILLOW? WILLOW? HUH? 468 00:30:15,729 --> 00:30:17,813 COULD YOU LOOK THROUGH THE LOCAL HISTORIES, PLEASE? 469 00:30:17,813 --> 00:30:19,938 JUST CHECK FOR ANY COMMON DENOMINATORS, 470 00:30:19,938 --> 00:30:21,729 LOCATIONS AND INCIDENCES AND SUCH. 471 00:30:21,729 --> 00:30:23,646 RIGHT, OKAY. 472 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:03,396 The Master: WELCOME. 473 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,062 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 474 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:13,438 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO TALK TO YOUR CONTRACTOR. 475 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,896 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME WATER DAMAGE. OH, GOOD. 476 00:31:16,896 --> 00:31:19,146 THE FEEBLE BANTER PORTION OF THE FIGHT. 477 00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:21,354 WHY DON'T WE JUST CUT TO THE-- 478 00:31:23,688 --> 00:31:25,604 NICE SHOT. 479 00:31:30,312 --> 00:31:32,396 [MUMBLING] WHAT? 480 00:31:32,396 --> 00:31:35,021 YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY NECK. WHAT? 481 00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:37,438 YOU WERE CHECKING OUT MY NECK. I SAW THAT. NO, I WASN'T. 482 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:40,312 JUST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, PAL. I WASN'T LOOKING AT YOUR NECK. 483 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,729 I TOLD YOU TO EAT BEFORE WE LEFT. 484 00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:46,229 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME WITH THAT THING. 485 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:48,354 DON'T BE SO SURE. 486 00:31:48,354 --> 00:31:49,980 YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR PART IN ALL THIS, DO YOU? 487 00:31:52,104 --> 00:31:55,646 YOU ARE NOT THE HUNTER. 488 00:31:55,646 --> 00:31:57,646 YOU ARE THE LAMB. 489 00:31:59,312 --> 00:32:01,271 NOW, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. 490 00:32:01,271 --> 00:32:03,604 THE VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN GATHERING. THEY KNOW HE'S COMING. 491 00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:05,813 THEY WILL BE HIS ARMY. 492 00:32:05,813 --> 00:32:08,271 DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GATHER AT THE HELLMOUTH? 493 00:32:08,271 --> 00:32:10,855 THE LAST TIME THE MASTER TRIED TO RISE WAS THE HARVEST. 494 00:32:10,855 --> 00:32:13,521 HE SENT A BUNCH OF VAMPIRES TO GET HIM FRESH BLOOD. 495 00:32:13,521 --> 00:32:16,396 WHERE DID THAT GO DOWN? THE BRONZE. 496 00:32:16,396 --> 00:32:19,438 - THE PROM. - WE HAVE TO WARN THEM. 497 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,479 NO, WE'LL GO. YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON DEMON-KILLING. 498 00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:23,438 MY CAR'S IN THE LOT. 499 00:32:23,438 --> 00:32:24,980 STAY CLOSE TOGETHER, AND FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, BE CAREFUL. 500 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:27,354 WE WILL. 501 00:32:37,396 --> 00:32:39,813 YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S ALL-POWERFUL, 502 00:32:39,813 --> 00:32:41,688 YOU SURE DO LIKE TO HIDE. 503 00:32:41,688 --> 00:32:44,646 I'M WAITING FOR YOU. 504 00:32:44,646 --> 00:32:47,646 I WANT THIS MOMENT TO LAST. 505 00:32:47,646 --> 00:32:49,729 WELL, I DON'T. 506 00:32:57,855 --> 00:33:00,104 I UNDERSTAND. OH! OH! 507 00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:02,855 [GASPS] 508 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,271 WHAT IF THEY GET TO THE BRONZE BEFORE WE DO? 509 00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:08,354 YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. WHY NOT? 510 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,521 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO THE BRONZE. 511 00:33:16,187 --> 00:33:18,146 OKAY. 512 00:33:20,855 --> 00:33:23,896 [GASPING] OOH! 513 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,646 YOU TRIED. 514 00:33:45,646 --> 00:33:48,062 IT WAS NOBLE OF YOU. 515 00:33:48,062 --> 00:33:50,729 YOU HEARD THE PROPHECY THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BREAK FREE 516 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,354 AND YOU CAME TO STOP ME. 517 00:33:53,354 --> 00:33:56,271 BUT PROPHECIES ARE TRICKY CREATURES. 518 00:33:56,271 --> 00:33:58,563 THEY DON'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 519 00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:04,729 [WHISPERING] You're the one that sets me free. 520 00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:07,146 IF YOU HADN'T COME, 521 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:10,062 I COULDN'T GO. 522 00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:13,563 THINK ABOUT THAT. 523 00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:25,646 OH, GOD... 524 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,563 THE POWER! 525 00:34:30,312 --> 00:34:32,855 OH, BY THE WAY... 526 00:34:32,855 --> 00:34:34,813 I LIKE YOUR DRESS. 527 00:34:53,855 --> 00:34:57,104 WHAT WAS THAT? IT'S TOO LATE. HE'S GONE UP. 528 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:29,230 SHE'S DEAD. 529 00:35:37,521 --> 00:35:39,646 NO, SHE'S NOT DEAD. 530 00:35:39,646 --> 00:35:42,521 SHE'S NOT BREATHING. 531 00:35:42,521 --> 00:35:46,604 BUT IF SHE DROWNED, THERE'S A SHOT. CPR. 532 00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:49,229 YOU HAVE TO DO IT. I HAVE NO BREATH. 533 00:36:01,396 --> 00:36:03,479 COME ON. 534 00:36:04,521 --> 00:36:06,563 COME ON. 535 00:36:06,563 --> 00:36:08,688 WHY ARE THEY COMING HERE? 536 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:10,604 NOT CARING. 537 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:12,688 GET IN! 538 00:36:18,062 --> 00:36:20,062 COME ON. 539 00:36:21,771 --> 00:36:24,646 BREATHE. BREATHE! 540 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:29,729 COME ON. 541 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:38,438 BUFFY. 542 00:36:38,438 --> 00:36:41,146 [COUGHING] 543 00:36:50,646 --> 00:36:52,896 XANDER? 544 00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:55,104 WELCOME BACK. 545 00:36:55,104 --> 00:36:57,563 I WAS SITTING WHERE KEVIN AND I USED TO PARK 546 00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:59,646 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE THINGS ARE COMING AT ME. 547 00:36:59,646 --> 00:37:01,729 AAH! WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 548 00:37:01,729 --> 00:37:05,396 - WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE LIBRARY. - THE LIBRARY. GREAT. 549 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,563 OF COURSE, WE GENERALLY WALK THERE. 550 00:37:16,813 --> 00:37:18,396 WHAT THE-- 551 00:37:25,688 --> 00:37:27,813 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 552 00:37:31,563 --> 00:37:34,479 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - GUESS! 553 00:37:37,438 --> 00:37:40,729 [VAMPIRES GROANING] 554 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:43,104 UHH! UHH! UHH! 555 00:38:11,312 --> 00:38:13,729 MY WORLD. 556 00:38:13,729 --> 00:38:18,438 OHH, MY BEAUTIFUL WORLD! 557 00:38:20,312 --> 00:38:21,813 TAKE IT EASY. 558 00:38:21,813 --> 00:38:23,771 EASY. 559 00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:29,438 THE MASTER? HE'S GONE UP. 560 00:38:31,271 --> 00:38:33,312 NO, YOU'RE STILL WEAK. 561 00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:38,729 NO. 562 00:38:38,729 --> 00:38:40,855 NO, I FEEL STRONG. 563 00:38:42,229 --> 00:38:44,021 I FEEL DIFFERENT. 564 00:38:46,312 --> 00:38:49,062 LET'S GO. 565 00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:52,521 [VAMPIRES GRUNTING AND BANGING ON DOOR] 566 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:55,271 [CRASH] THEY'RE COMING IN THROUGH THE STACKS! 567 00:38:55,271 --> 00:38:57,229 COME ON! [BELL DINGS] 568 00:38:58,855 --> 00:39:01,230 THE BOOKSHELVES! 569 00:39:02,896 --> 00:39:04,771 [CRASH] MY OFFICE. 570 00:39:12,688 --> 00:39:14,521 AAH! AAH! 571 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,646 SOMEBODY HELP! 572 00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:27,479 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MASTER'S GOING? 573 00:39:27,479 --> 00:39:29,354 I KNOW. 574 00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:36,896 OH, LOOK, A BAD GUY. 575 00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:47,187 YOU TWO WAIT HERE. KEEP THE REST OF THE VAMPIRES OFF ME. 576 00:39:47,187 --> 00:39:49,938 RIGHT. ANGEL, BETTER PUT ON YOUR GAME FACE. 577 00:39:49,938 --> 00:39:52,062 I'M READY. 578 00:39:52,062 --> 00:39:54,813 ONE WAY OR ANOTHER... THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 579 00:40:02,229 --> 00:40:03,771 UHH! 580 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:07,396 SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. 581 00:40:07,396 --> 00:40:09,521 THIS WON'T KEEP THEM OUT FOR LONG. 582 00:40:12,271 --> 00:40:14,354 AAH! AAH! 583 00:40:14,354 --> 00:40:16,771 GILES! GILES! 584 00:40:21,271 --> 00:40:23,187 THE HELLMOUTH. 585 00:40:36,646 --> 00:40:38,980 YES. 586 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:42,021 COME FORTH, MY CHILD. 587 00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,563 COME INTO MY WORLD. 588 00:40:44,563 --> 00:40:47,729 I DON'T THINK IT'S YOURS JUST YET. 589 00:40:47,729 --> 00:40:50,021 YOU'RE DEAD. 590 00:40:50,021 --> 00:40:52,980 I MAY BE DEAD, BUT I'M STILL PRETTY. 591 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:56,104 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU. 592 00:40:56,104 --> 00:40:59,312 YOU WERE DESTINED TO DIE. IT WAS WRITTEN. 593 00:40:59,312 --> 00:41:02,187 WHAT CAN I SAY? I FLUNKED THE WRITTEN. 594 00:41:04,187 --> 00:41:07,229 COME HERE. 595 00:41:07,229 --> 00:41:10,271 AAH! GILES! 596 00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:11,855 AAH! 597 00:41:15,229 --> 00:41:17,563 AAH! GILES! 598 00:41:32,187 --> 00:41:35,563 DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD BEST ME HERE 599 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:37,521 WHEN YOU COULDN'T BELOW? 600 00:41:39,187 --> 00:41:42,229 YOU HAVE FRUIT PUNCH MOUTH. WHAT? 601 00:41:44,187 --> 00:41:46,813 AND SAVE THE HYPNOSIS CRAP FOR THE TOURISTS. 602 00:41:46,813 --> 00:41:48,771 HYAH! 603 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,521 NO! 604 00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:08,312 UHH! 605 00:42:12,771 --> 00:42:14,896 AAH! 606 00:42:14,896 --> 00:42:16,729 AAH! 607 00:42:21,813 --> 00:42:24,438 WHERE ARE YOUR JIBES NOW? 608 00:42:27,187 --> 00:42:29,896 WILL YOU LAUGH WHEN MY HELL IS ON EARTH? 609 00:42:29,896 --> 00:42:31,438 YOU'RE THAT AMPED ABOUT HELL? 610 00:42:32,729 --> 00:42:34,938 GO THERE. 611 00:42:38,855 --> 00:42:41,604 AAH! 612 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,855 ARGGH. 613 00:43:08,271 --> 00:43:11,438 THE VAMPIRES? GONE. 614 00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:14,146 THE MASTER? DEAD. 615 00:43:14,146 --> 00:43:16,062 THE HELLMOUTH IS CLOSED. 616 00:43:16,062 --> 00:43:18,271 BUFFY? 617 00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:21,479 BUFFY? 618 00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:23,896 OH, SORRY. 619 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:26,688 IT'S JUST...BEEN A REALLY WEIRD DAY. 620 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:29,312 YEAH. BUFFY DIED AND EVERYTHING. 621 00:43:29,312 --> 00:43:31,646 WOW. HARSH. 622 00:43:31,646 --> 00:43:33,646 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WOULDN'T STOP YOU. 623 00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,729 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 624 00:43:37,729 --> 00:43:39,187 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, 625 00:43:39,187 --> 00:43:41,187 BUT I'D LIKE TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE. 626 00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:43,062 I DON'T LIKE THE LIBRARY VERY MUCH ANYMORE. 627 00:43:43,062 --> 00:43:45,396 HEY, I HEAR THERE'S A DANCE AT THE BRONZE TONIGHT. 628 00:43:45,396 --> 00:43:46,855 COULD BE FUN. YEAH. 629 00:43:46,855 --> 00:43:50,521 - BUFFY? - SURE. 630 00:43:50,521 --> 00:43:53,688 WE SAVED THE WORLD. I SAY WE PARTY. 631 00:43:56,855 --> 00:44:00,771 I MEAN, I GOT ALL PRETTY. 632 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:02,771 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 633 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:08,813 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 634 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,521 LOSER. 635 00:44:11,521 --> 00:44:13,813 [CRUNCHING DEBRIS ON FLOOR] 636 00:44:13,813 --> 00:44:16,230 I'M NOT DANCING, THOUGH. 637 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,021 WE'LL SEE. YOU CAN COME WITH US, THOUGH. 638 00:44:18,021 --> 00:44:19,938 SO WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THE CAR? 639 00:44:19,938 --> 00:44:23,396 I'M REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY. [LAUGHING] 640 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:25,688 BY THE WAY, I REALLY LIKE YOUR DRESS. YEAH, YEAH. 641 00:44:25,688 --> 00:44:28,230 IT'S A BIG HIT WITH EVERYONE. 642 00:45:16,771 --> 00:45:19,187 GRR! ARRGH!