1 00:00:01,813 --> 00:00:03,563 IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:03,563 --> 00:00:06,229 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:06,229 --> 00:00:08,771 THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:08,771 --> 00:00:10,229 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:15,396 --> 00:00:17,604 [ Speaking Italian ] 6 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:46,938 [ Cracks ] 7 00:01:24,938 --> 00:01:26,521 NO. 8 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:45,062 [ Screaming ] 9 00:02:29,938 --> 00:02:31,479 OH, GREAT. A BOOK. 10 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:38,104 OH, I HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THE NEW ARRIVALS. 11 00:02:38,104 --> 00:02:40,438 PUT IT IN THAT PILE. 12 00:02:40,438 --> 00:02:41,604 HERE, I'LL GET IT. 13 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:44,604 OH, THANKS, DAVE. THE WILLOW PILE. 14 00:02:44,604 --> 00:02:48,688 WHEN I'VE EXAMINED IT, YOU CAN, UH, SKIM IT. 15 00:02:48,688 --> 00:02:49,938 SCAN IT. 16 00:02:49,938 --> 00:02:51,771 RUPERT, THAT'S SCAN IT. 17 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,729 OF COURSE. 18 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:55,396 OH, I KNOW OUR WAYS ARE STRANGE TO YOU, 19 00:02:55,396 --> 00:02:57,855 BUT SOON YOU WILL JOIN US IN THE 20th CENTURY 20 00:02:57,855 --> 00:02:59,354 WITH 3 WHOLE YEARS TO SPARE. 21 00:02:59,354 --> 00:03:01,021 MS. CALENDAR... 22 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:03,813 I'M SURE YOUR COMPUTER SCIENCE CLASS IS FASCINATING. 23 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:06,104 BUT I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT ONE CAN SURVIVE IN MODERN SOCIETY 24 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:09,271 WITHOUT BEING A SLAVE TO THE, UM, IDIOT BOX. 25 00:03:09,271 --> 00:03:12,062 THAT'S TV. THE IDIOT BOX IS TV. 26 00:03:12,062 --> 00:03:13,896 THIS IS THE GOOD BOX. 27 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:15,813 WELL, I STILL PREFER A GOOD BOOK. 28 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:18,062 THE PRINTED PAGE IS OBSOLETE. 29 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:20,438 INFORMATION ISN'T BOUND UP ANYMORE. 30 00:03:20,438 --> 00:03:22,021 IT'S AN ENTITY. 31 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:24,396 THE ONLY REALITY IS VIRTUAL. 32 00:03:24,396 --> 00:03:26,938 IF YOU'RE NOT JACKED IN, YOU'RE NOT ALIVE. 33 00:03:29,271 --> 00:03:30,813 THANK YOU, FRITZ... 34 00:03:30,813 --> 00:03:33,980 FOR MAKING US ALL SOUND LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE. 35 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,729 FRITZ--FRITZ COMES ON A LITTLE STRONG, 36 00:03:35,729 --> 00:03:38,146 BUT HE DOES HAVE A POINT. 37 00:03:38,146 --> 00:03:39,438 YOU KNOW, FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS, 38 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:41,771 MORE E-MAIL WAS SENT THAN REGULAR MAIL. 39 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:43,438 MORE DIGITIZED INFORMATION 40 00:03:43,438 --> 00:03:44,980 WENT ACROSS PHONE LINES THAN CONVERSATIONS. 41 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:49,354 THAT IS A FACT THAT I REGARD WITH GENUINE HORROR. 42 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,521 I'LL BET IT IS. 43 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:53,688 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S WRAP IT UP FOR TODAY. 44 00:03:53,688 --> 00:03:55,729 I JUST GOT A FEW MORE. I'LL HANG FOR A BIT. 45 00:03:55,729 --> 00:03:57,187 COOL. THANKS. 46 00:03:57,187 --> 00:03:59,563 XANDER, YOU WANT TO STAY AND HELP ME? 47 00:03:59,563 --> 00:04:00,646 ARE YOU KIDDING? 48 00:04:00,646 --> 00:04:03,646 YES. IT WAS A JOKE I MADE UP. 49 00:04:03,646 --> 00:04:06,354 WILLOW, I LOVE YOU, BUT BYE. 50 00:04:06,354 --> 00:04:07,354 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 51 00:04:07,354 --> 00:04:09,187 BUFFY, WAIT UP. 52 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:10,479 I'M JUST GOING TO STAY AND CLEAN UP. 53 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,146 I'LL BE BACK IN THE MIDDLE AGES. 54 00:04:13,146 --> 00:04:14,062 DID YOU EVER LEAVE? 55 00:05:59,479 --> 00:06:00,479 WILLOW! 56 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,563 WILLOW, HEY, WAIT UP. 57 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,771 OH, BUFFY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU. 58 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:07,188 OR HEAR ME. WHAT WAS UP LAST NIGHT? 59 00:06:07,188 --> 00:06:08,646 I TRIED YOUR LINE LIKE A MILLION TIMES. 60 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:11,438 OH, I WAS... I WAS TALKING. 61 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,646 TALKING TO... 62 00:06:13,646 --> 00:06:15,563 OK, THAT'S IT. YOU HAVE A SECRET, AND THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. 63 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:17,396 WHY NOT? 64 00:06:17,396 --> 00:06:20,104 'CAUSE THERE'S A RULE. 65 00:06:20,104 --> 00:06:23,230 WELL, I SORT OF MET SOMEONE. 66 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:25,563 I KNEW IT. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. WHEN DID YOU MEET? 67 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,771 LAST WEEK, AFTER WE DID THE SCANNING PROJECT IN THE LIBRARY. 68 00:06:28,771 --> 00:06:30,104 DOES HE GO HERE? WHAT'S HIS NAME? 69 00:06:30,104 --> 00:06:31,438 HAVE YOU KISSED HIM? WHAT'S HE LIKE? 70 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:34,271 NO, MALCOLM, NO, AND VERY NICE. 71 00:06:34,271 --> 00:06:37,229 YOU ARE A THING OF EVIL FOR NOT TELLING ME THIS RIGHT AWAY. 72 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:39,729 WELL, I WASN'T SURE THERE WAS ANYTHING TO TELL. 73 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:41,563 BUT LAST NIGHT, OH! 74 00:06:41,563 --> 00:06:43,813 WE TALKED ALL NIGHT. IT WAS AMAZING. 75 00:06:43,813 --> 00:06:45,771 HE'S SO SMART, BUFFY, 76 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:49,688 AND HE'S ROMANTIC, AND WE AGREE ABOUT EVERYTHING. 77 00:06:49,688 --> 00:06:51,771 OH. WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE? 78 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:53,062 I DON'T KNOW. 79 00:07:02,438 --> 00:07:04,646 YES, I WILL. I PROMISE. 80 00:07:08,187 --> 00:07:10,230 SO, YOU'VE BEEN SEEING A GUY, 81 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,813 AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 82 00:07:11,813 --> 00:07:13,146 OK, THIS IS A PUZZLE. 83 00:07:13,146 --> 00:07:15,021 NO, WAIT, I'M GOOD AT THESE. 84 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:17,479 DOES IT INVOLVE A MIDGET AND A BLOCK OF ICE? 85 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,312 I MET HIM ONLINE. 86 00:07:19,312 --> 00:07:20,479 ON LINE FOR WHAT? 87 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:23,021 OH. 88 00:07:24,229 --> 00:07:25,146 GOOD MORNING, KIDS. 89 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:29,896 BUFFY, ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHERE? 90 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:32,062 NO, I HAVE A FREE. 91 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:34,354 COOL. BUT THIS IS LAB TIME, SO LET'S MAKE IT 92 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,729 A NICE, SHORT VISIT, OK? 93 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:36,771 SURE. 94 00:07:36,771 --> 00:07:38,604 Computer: YOU HAVE MAIL. 95 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:39,771 IT'S HIM. 96 00:07:43,479 --> 00:07:45,896 HE'S SO SWEET. 97 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,229 HE'S A SWEETIE. 98 00:07:47,229 --> 00:07:49,771 WHAT SHOULD I WRITE BACK? 99 00:07:49,771 --> 00:07:52,896 UH, WILLOW, I THINK IT'S REALLY GREAT 100 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:54,938 THAT YOU HAVE THIS COOL PEN PAL, 101 00:07:54,938 --> 00:07:57,896 BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE KIND OF RUSHING ALL INTO THIS? 102 00:07:57,896 --> 00:07:58,980 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 103 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,021 "I'M THINKING OF YOU, TOO." 104 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:03,813 NO, THAT'S INCREDIBLY STUPID. 105 00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:06,563 WILL, DOWN GIRL. LET'S FOCUS HERE, OK? 106 00:08:06,563 --> 00:08:08,688 WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY? 107 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:12,188 OH, SEE, I KNEW YOU'D REACT LIKE THIS. 108 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:13,771 LIKE WHAT? 109 00:08:13,771 --> 00:08:16,688 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAREFUL, THAT'S ALL. 110 00:08:16,688 --> 00:08:18,771 BUFFY... 111 00:08:18,771 --> 00:08:20,729 HE COULD BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU THINK. 112 00:08:52,855 --> 00:08:56,229 HIS NAME IS MALCOLM BLACK, HE'S 18, 113 00:08:56,229 --> 00:08:58,312 HE LIVES IN ELMWOOD, WHICH IS ABOUT 80 MILES FROM HERE, 114 00:08:58,312 --> 00:09:00,479 AND HE LIKES ME. 115 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:02,646 SHORT, TALL, SKINNY, FAT? 116 00:09:02,646 --> 00:09:05,062 WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT LOOKS? 117 00:09:05,062 --> 00:09:09,188 NOT EVERYTHING, BUT SOME STUFF IS. 118 00:09:09,188 --> 00:09:11,604 I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU GUYS GET REALLY, REALLY INTENSE, 119 00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:15,855 AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT HE HAS A HAIRY BACK? 120 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,229 WELL, NO. HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE SOMEBODY 121 00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:21,021 WHO WOULD HAVE A HAIRY BACK. 122 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,312 AND ANYWAY, THAT STUFF DOESN'T MATTER 123 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:26,521 WHEN YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 124 00:09:26,521 --> 00:09:29,271 MAYBE I'M NOT HIS IDEAL EITHER. 125 00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:31,396 HEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE 126 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:32,896 THAT HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. 127 00:09:32,896 --> 00:09:34,187 I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU MET SOMEONE. 128 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:39,187 HEY, FRITZ... 129 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,688 I'M LOOKING AT THE LOGS. 130 00:09:41,688 --> 00:09:44,396 YOU AND DAVE ARE CLOCKING A PRETTY SCARY AMOUNT OF COMPUTER TIME. 131 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:45,771 NEW PROJECT. 132 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:48,187 OH, WILL I BE EXCITED? 133 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,354 YOU'LL DIE. 134 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,521 THIS ISN'T MY REPORT. 135 00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:54,938 "NAZI GERMANY WAS A MODEL OF A WELL-ORDERED SOCIETY?" 136 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,855 I DIDN'T WRITE THAT. 137 00:09:56,855 --> 00:09:58,187 WHO'S BEEN ON MY FILES? 138 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:01,980 HEY, GUESS WHO? 139 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,729 UH, XANDER? 140 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,479 YEAH, BUT KEEP GUESSING ANYWAY. 141 00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:07,604 XANDER. 142 00:10:07,604 --> 00:10:09,187 OH, I CAN'T FOOL YOU. 143 00:10:09,187 --> 00:10:10,563 YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH MY PETTY CHARADE. 144 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,229 ARE WE GOING TO THE BRONZE TONIGHT? 145 00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:15,438 NOT ME. I THINK I'M GOING TO CALL IT AN EARLY NIGHT. 146 00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:17,312 OH, MALCOLM, RIGHT? 147 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,104 YEAH, I HEARD. 148 00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:20,271 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE MISSING OUT. 149 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,563 I'M PLANNING TO BE WITTY. 150 00:10:22,563 --> 00:10:24,646 I'M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WON'T TALK TO ME. 151 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:25,604 THAT'S NICE. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 152 00:10:26,604 --> 00:10:29,271 [ Bell Ringing ] 153 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,229 SHE CERTAINLY LOOKS PERKY. 154 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:34,855 YEAH, COLOR IN THE CHEEKS, BOUNCE IN THE STEP. 155 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:36,521 I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S NOT HEALTHY. 156 00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:38,438 SO, ARE YOU GOING TO THE BRONZE TONIGHT? 157 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,354 OH, PROBABLY NOT. YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME VAMPIRE SLAYING 158 00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:44,479 OR SOME LAME ENDEAVOR LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU? 159 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:46,438 EVERYONE DESERTS ME. 160 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,354 CHECK OUT THE JEALOUS MAN. 161 00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:49,563 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 162 00:10:49,563 --> 00:10:50,521 YOU'RE JEALOUS. 163 00:10:50,521 --> 00:10:52,187 OF WHAT? 164 00:10:52,187 --> 00:10:54,646 WILLOW'S GOT A THANG AND XANDER'S LEFT HANGING. 165 00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:56,396 OH, THAT'S MEANINGLESS DRIVEL. 166 00:10:56,396 --> 00:10:58,021 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WILLOW LIKE THAT. 167 00:10:58,021 --> 00:11:00,062 YEAH, BUT YOU GOT USED TO BEING THE BELLE OF THE BALL. 168 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:03,230 NO, IT'S JUST THIS MALCOLM GUY. WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 169 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,563 I MEAN, TELL ME YOU'RE NOT SLIGHTLY WIGGED. 170 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:07,104 OK, SLIGHTLY. 171 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,146 I MEAN, JUST NOT KNOWING WHAT HE'S REALLY LIKE. 172 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,980 OR WHO HE REALLY IS? 173 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,646 I MEAN, SURE HE SAYS HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, 174 00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:13,980 BUT I CAN SAY I'M A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT. 175 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,354 YOU ARE. 176 00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:16,688 OK, BUT I COULD ALSO SAY 177 00:11:16,688 --> 00:11:18,396 THAT I'M AN ELDERLY DUTCH WOMAN. 178 00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:19,896 GET ME? I MEAN, WHO'S TO SAY I'M NOT 179 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,271 IF I'M IN THE ELDERLY DUTCH CHAT ROOM. 180 00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:23,938 I GET YOUR POINT. 181 00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,771 I GET YOUR POINT. 182 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:27,563 OH, THIS GUY COULD BE ANYBODY. 183 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,563 HE COULD BE WEIRD, OR CRAZY, OR OLD, 184 00:11:30,563 --> 00:11:32,229 OR HE COULD BE A CIRCUS FREAK. 185 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,938 HE'S PROBABLY A CIRCUS FREAK. 186 00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:35,271 YEAH, I MEAN, WE READ ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 187 00:11:35,271 --> 00:11:36,479 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE MEET ON THE NET, 188 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,980 THEY TALK, THEY GET TOGETHER, 189 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,729 HAVE DINNER, A SHOW, HORRIBLE AX MURDER. 190 00:11:40,729 --> 00:11:43,104 WILLOW AX-MURDERED BY A CIRCUS FREAK. 191 00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:44,771 OK, OK, WHAT DO WE DO? 192 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,896 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 193 00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:49,104 XANDER, YOU GET ME STARTED. 194 00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:50,855 WE ARE TOTALLY OVERREACTING. 195 00:11:50,855 --> 00:11:52,813 BUT IT'S FUN, ISN'T IT? 196 00:11:55,187 --> 00:11:56,521 I'M JACKED IN. 197 00:11:58,646 --> 00:12:00,104 I'M JACKED IN. 198 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,104 I'M JACKED IN. 199 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,896 I'M JACKED IN. 200 00:12:16,312 --> 00:12:18,229 WHOA. YOU'RE THE LATE GIRL. 201 00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:19,771 I OVERSLEPT. 202 00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:22,855 TILL FIFTH PERIOD? 203 00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:24,146 TALKING TO MALCOLM LAST NIGHT? 204 00:12:24,146 --> 00:12:26,271 YEAH. 205 00:12:27,771 --> 00:12:28,646 WHAT? 206 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,813 NOTHING. 207 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:34,271 YOU'RE HAVING AN EXPRESSION. 208 00:12:36,271 --> 00:12:39,688 I'M NOT. BUT IF I WAS, IT'D BE SAYING. 209 00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,771 THIS JUST ISN'T LIKE YOU. 210 00:12:41,771 --> 00:12:44,354 NOT LIKE ME TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 211 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:47,104 HE'S BOYFRIENDLY? 212 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:51,771 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE THIS. 213 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,271 I MEAN, BOYS DON'T CHASE ME AROUND ALL THE TIME. 214 00:12:55,271 --> 00:12:56,563 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY FOR ME. 215 00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:59,021 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE SURE. 216 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,062 TO MEET HIM FACE-TO-FACE... 217 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:04,938 IN DAYLIGHT IN A CROWDED PLACE WITH SOME FRIENDS. 218 00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:09,146 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU BECOME ALL OBSESSIVE. 219 00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:12,813 MALCOLM AND I REALLY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 220 00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:16,604 BIG DEAL IF I BLOW OFF A COUPLE CLASSES. 221 00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:19,187 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU OVERSLEPT? 222 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:23,104 MALCOLM SAID YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 223 00:13:23,104 --> 00:13:25,312 MALCOLM WAS RIGHT. 224 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,604 DAVE? 225 00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:40,855 HI THERE, DAVE. 226 00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:42,896 ANYBODY HOME? 227 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,729 OH. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 228 00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,688 I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING 229 00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:47,896 IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE. 230 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,312 WHAT IS IT? 231 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:52,813 WELL, YOU'RE A COMPUTER GEEK-- GENIUS, 232 00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:55,396 AND I SORT OF HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM. 233 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:58,396 IF I WANTED TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE-- 234 00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:01,312 IF SOMEONE E-MAILED ME-- COULD I TRACE THE LETTER? 235 00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:04,229 WELL, YOU COULD PULL UP SOMEBODY'S PROFILE 236 00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:05,771 BASED ON THEIR USER NAME. 237 00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:08,312 BUT THEY WRITE THE PROFILE THEMSELVES, RIGHT? 238 00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:09,938 SO THEY CAN SAY ANYTHING THEY WANTED. 239 00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:11,521 TRUE. 240 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,604 WOW, I HAD KNOWLEDGE. 241 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,604 WELL, IS THERE A WAY TO FIND OUT EXACTLY 242 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:19,104 WHERE A LETTER-- AN E-LETTER-- CAME FROM? 243 00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:21,146 I MEAN THE ACTUAL LOCATION OF THE COMPUTER. 244 00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:24,021 IT'S A CHALLENGE. 245 00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,230 'CAUSE, YOU SEE, WILLOW'S GOT THIS BOYFRIEND MALCOLM, 246 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,438 AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH-- 247 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:28,980 LEAVE WILLOW ALONE. 248 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,438 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 249 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,563 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 250 00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:36,271 DAVE, ARE YOU MALCOLM? 251 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,896 OF COURSE NOT. 252 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,396 [ Typing ] 253 00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:41,229 DAVE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 254 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:44,146 LOOK, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OK? 255 00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:46,104 I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 256 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,021 [ Sighs ] 257 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,021 SO DO I. 258 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,354 I'M TELLING YOU, SOMETHING IS GOING ON. 259 00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:02,146 IT'S NOT JUST WILLOW. DAVE, FRITZ-- THEY'RE ALL WICKED JUMPY. 260 00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:04,855 THOSE BOYS AREN'T SPARKLINGLY NORMAL AS IT IS. 261 00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,229 GILES, TRUST ME. 262 00:15:06,229 --> 00:15:07,604 I DO. 263 00:15:07,604 --> 00:15:09,938 I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO ADVISE YOU. 264 00:15:09,938 --> 00:15:12,813 THINGS INVOLVING THE COMPUTER FILL ME WITH A CHILDLIKE TERROR. 265 00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:15,104 NOW, IF IT WERE A NICE OGRE OR SOME SUCH, 266 00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:17,855 I'D BE MORE IN MY ELEMENT. 267 00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:20,771 WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD, UH, TAIL DAVE, 268 00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:22,896 SEE IF HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 269 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,354 FOLLOW DAVE. 270 00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:27,187 WHAT, IN DARK GLASSES AND A TRENCH COAT? PLEASE. 271 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,354 I CAN WORK THIS OUT MYSELF. 272 00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:32,354 [ Bell Ringing ] 273 00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:20,021 [ Beeping ] 274 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,312 SHE'S TOO CLOSE. 275 00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:30,938 WHAT DO I DO? 276 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,146 PARTY. 277 00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:49,396 [ Buffy ] WHATEVER DAVE IS INTO, IT'S LARGE. 278 00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:51,563 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THIS PLACE? 279 00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:55,354 IT SAID C.R.D. BUT I COULDN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS. 280 00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:57,771 CALAX RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT. IT'S A COMPUTER RESEARCH LAB. 281 00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:00,813 THIRD LARGEST EMPLOYER IN SUNNYDALE, TILL IT CLOSED DOWN LAST YEAR. 282 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,479 WHAT, I CAN'T HAVE INFORMATION SOMETIMES? 283 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:06,354 IT'S JUST SOMEWHAT UNPRECEDENTED. 284 00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:08,312 WELL, MY UNCLE USED TO WORK THERE... 285 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,312 IN A FLOOR-SWEEPING CAPACITY. 286 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,438 BUT IT CLOSED? 287 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,771 UH-HUH. 288 00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:14,771 LOOKED PRETTY FUNCTIONAL FROM WHERE I STOOD. 289 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,479 I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 290 00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:18,479 AND WHAT DO THEY NEED DAVE FOR? 291 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,312 SOMETHING ABOUT COMPUTERS, RIGHT? 292 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:23,187 I MEAN, HE IS OFF-THE-CHARTS SMART. 293 00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:25,646 WE STILL DON'T KNOW AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT. 294 00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:28,230 WHATEVER IS GOING ON THERE MAY BE ON THE UP AND UP. 295 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,938 NO. IF C.R.D. OPENED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE NEWS. 296 00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:32,771 BESIDES, I CAN JUST TELL SOMETHING'S WRONG. 297 00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,604 MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING. 298 00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:36,813 YOUR SPIDER SENSE? 299 00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:38,813 POP-CULTURE REFERENCE. SORRY. 300 00:17:38,813 --> 00:17:41,187 YES, WELL, I THINK WE'RE STILL AT A STANDSTILL. 301 00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,813 SHORT OF BREAKING INTO THE PLACE-- 302 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,604 BREAKING IN. THEN THIS IS THE PLAN. 303 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:45,479 I'M FREE TONIGHT. 304 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:46,855 TONIGHT IT IS. 305 00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:49,438 A MOMENT, PLEASE, OF QUIET REFLECTION. 306 00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:53,021 I DID NOT SUGGEST THAT YOU ILLEGALLY ENTER THE-- 307 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:55,104 UH, DATA INTO THE FILE 308 00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:57,354 SO THE BOOK WILL BE LISTED BY TITLE AS WELL AS AUTHOR. 309 00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:01,229 I JUST CAME BY TO CHECK YOUR NEW DATABASE, 310 00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:04,230 MAKE SURE YOUR CROSS-REFERENCE TABLE ISN'T GLITCHING. 311 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,229 'CAUSE I'M GUESSING YOU HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE NEAR IT. 312 00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:08,688 I'M STILL SORTING THROUGH THE CHAOS YOU LEFT BEHIND YOU. 313 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,563 HMM. 314 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:12,312 YOU'RE HERE AGAIN? 315 00:18:12,312 --> 00:18:14,271 YOU KIDS REALLY DIG THE LIBRARY, DON'T YOU? 316 00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:15,479 WE'RE LITERARY. 317 00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:18,479 TO READ MAKES OUR SPEAKING ENGLISH GOOD. 318 00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:20,438 WE'LL BE GOING NOW. 319 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:22,771 UH, WELL, WE'LL CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION AT ANOTHER TIME. 320 00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:24,312 I THINK WE'RE DONE. 321 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,771 MAKES OUR SPEAKING ENGLISH GOOD? 322 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,396 I PANICKED, OK? 323 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:32,146 [ Synthesized Voice ] 324 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:35,229 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 325 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:38,521 I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN ANYONE. 326 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,187 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD MEET? 327 00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:50,396 I'M NERVOUS. 328 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:53,062 I'M NOT. ISN'T THAT STRANGE? 329 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:55,980 THAT'S WHAT BUFFY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 330 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,396 HOW COMFORTABLE YOU CAN MAKE ME FEEL. 331 00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:03,188 BUFFY JUST MAKES TROUBLE. 332 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:06,771 THAT'S WHY SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF HER OLD SCHOOL. 333 00:19:09,771 --> 00:19:12,688 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 334 00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:15,521 IT'S ON HER PERMANENT RECORD. 335 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,604 I GUESS. 336 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:32,729 I HAVE TO SIGN OFF. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 337 00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,479 YOU'RE A SNOB. 338 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:44,021 I AM NO SUCH THING. 339 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:47,062 OH, YOU ARE A BIG SNOB. YOU THINK THAT KNOWLEDGE 340 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,312 SHOULD BE KEPT IN THESE CAREFULLY GUARDED REPOSITORIES 341 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,813 WHERE ONLY A HANDFUL OF WHITE GUYS CAN GET AT IT. 342 00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:55,312 NONSENSE. I SIMPLY DON'T ADHERE TO A KNEE-JERK ASSUMPTION 343 00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:57,938 THAT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS NEW IT'S BETTER. 344 00:19:57,938 --> 00:19:59,479 THIS ISN'T A FAD, RUPERT. 345 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:02,104 WE ARE CREATING A NEW SOCIETY HERE. 346 00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:04,896 A SOCIETY IN WHICH HUMAN INTERACTION IS ALL BUT OBSOLETE. 347 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,855 IN WHICH PEOPLE CAN BE COMPLETELY MANIPULATED BY TECHNOLOGY. 348 00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:09,146 WELL--WELL, 349 00:20:09,146 --> 00:20:12,396 THANK YOU, I'LL PASS. 350 00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,729 WELL, I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY HERE 351 00:20:14,729 --> 00:20:17,479 WITH YOUR MUSTY OLD BOOKS. 352 00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:20,479 THESE MUSTY OLD BOOKS HAVE A GREAT DEAL MORE TO SAY 353 00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:23,980 THAN ANY OF YOUR FABULOUS WEB PAGES. 354 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:28,604 HMM. THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT MORE TO SAY. 355 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,271 WHAT IS IT, LIKE A DIARY? 356 00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:38,479 HOW ODD. I HAVEN'T LOOKED THROUGH ALL THE VOLUMES YET. 357 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:39,813 I DIDN'T, UM... 358 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,187 WHAT IS IT? 359 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,855 UH, NOTHING. UM, A DIARY, YES. 360 00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:51,980 I IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 361 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,729 WELL, IT'S BEEN SO NICE TALKING TO YOU. 362 00:20:54,729 --> 00:20:56,938 WE WERE FIGHTING. 363 00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:59,771 MUST DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 364 00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:01,438 BYE NOW. 365 00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,771 I CHECKED THE COMPUTER, AND THERE'S NOTHING IN HIS FILE 366 00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:07,646 ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN. 367 00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:09,021 BUFFY. 368 00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:11,062 DAVE. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 369 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,813 OK. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY. 370 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,896 I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH SLEEP LATELY, YOU KNOW? 371 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:17,771 DON'T SWEAT IT. 372 00:21:17,771 --> 00:21:20,771 WILLOW WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 373 00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:22,813 GOOD. I NEED TO TALK TO HER. 374 00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,980 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 375 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:27,104 SHE SAID SHE'D BE IN THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM. 376 00:21:27,104 --> 00:21:28,688 GREAT. 377 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,855 THANKS. 378 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,729 WILL? 379 00:21:45,312 --> 00:21:46,479 WILLOW? 380 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:59,855 WILL, ARE YOU TAKING A SHOWER? 381 00:22:03,646 --> 00:22:05,229 I GUESS NOT. 382 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:15,479 THIS IS HOW DROUGHTS GET STARTED. 383 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,563 BUFFY, GET OUT! 384 00:22:22,813 --> 00:22:24,146 UHH! 385 00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:26,271 OHH! 386 00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:44,479 I CAN'T DO IT. 387 00:22:44,479 --> 00:22:47,104 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. 388 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,980 [ Synthesized Voice ] BUT YOU PROMISED. 389 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,688 BUFFY ISN'T A THREAT TO YOU. 390 00:22:51,688 --> 00:22:53,855 IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 391 00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:56,104 THE PROJECT IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 392 00:22:56,104 --> 00:22:58,855 YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. 393 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,896 OH, I CAN'T. 394 00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:07,271 I'VE SHOWN YOU A NEW WORLD, DAVE. KNOWLEDGE, POWER... 395 00:23:07,271 --> 00:23:08,813 I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING. 396 00:23:08,813 --> 00:23:11,021 ALL I WANT IS YOUR LOVE. 397 00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:14,104 NO. THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 398 00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:16,271 NONE OF IT IS. 399 00:23:19,229 --> 00:23:22,896 I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE PERSON. 400 00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:27,104 I'M A COWARD, AND I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS. 401 00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:30,521 FORGIVE ME, MOM AND DAD. 402 00:23:30,521 --> 00:23:33,688 AT LEAST NOW, I'LL HAVE SOME PEACE. 403 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,813 REMEMBER ME. 404 00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:38,021 LOVE, DAVE. 405 00:23:44,229 --> 00:23:45,604 I'M GOING TO KILL DAVE. 406 00:23:45,604 --> 00:23:47,104 HE TRIED TO WARN ME. 407 00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:49,062 WARN YOU THAT HE SET YOU UP? 408 00:23:49,062 --> 00:23:50,729 IS SHE GOING TO BE OK? 409 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,271 SHE WAS ONLY GROUNDED FOR A MOMENT. 410 00:23:52,271 --> 00:23:55,312 STILL, IF YOU'D BEEN ANYONE BUT THE SLAYER... 411 00:23:55,312 --> 00:23:57,312 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 412 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,855 HOW'S MY HAIR? 413 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,813 IT'S GREAT. IT'S YOUR BEST HAIR EVER. 414 00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:04,229 UH, YES. 415 00:24:04,229 --> 00:24:06,396 I JUST-- 416 00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:10,062 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD MAKE DAVE DO A THING LIKE THAT. 417 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:11,855 I THINK PERHAPS I DO. 418 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:19,563 DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR TO EITHER OF YOU? 419 00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:22,146 YEAH, SURE. IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOK. 420 00:24:22,146 --> 00:24:23,479 I KNEW THAT ONE. 421 00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:25,521 IN THE DARK AGES, 422 00:24:25,521 --> 00:24:28,563 THE SOULS OF DEMONS WERE SOMETIMES TRAPPED IN CERTAIN VOLUMES. 423 00:24:28,563 --> 00:24:31,604 THEY REMAINED LOCKED WITHIN THE BOOK HARMLESS, 424 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:34,813 UNLESS THE PAGES WERE READ ALOUD. 425 00:24:34,813 --> 00:24:37,855 UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, THIS IS MOLOCH THE CORRUPTOR, 426 00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:40,563 A VERY DEADLY AND SEDUCTIVE DEMON. 427 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:44,855 HE DRAWS PEOPLE TO HIM WITH PROMISES OF LOVE, POWER, KNOWLEDGE. 428 00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:46,604 HE PREYS ON IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS. 429 00:24:46,604 --> 00:24:47,980 LIKE DAVE'S. 430 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:50,312 DAVE AND WHO KNOWS HOW MANY OTHERS. 431 00:24:50,312 --> 00:24:52,855 AND MOLOCH IS INSIDE THAT BOOK? 432 00:24:52,855 --> 00:24:54,771 NOT ANYMORE. 433 00:24:54,771 --> 00:24:57,187 YOU RELEASED MOLOCH? 434 00:24:57,187 --> 00:24:58,771 WAY TO GO. 435 00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:00,646 I DIDN'T READ IT. 436 00:25:00,646 --> 00:25:03,729 THAT DREADFUL CALENDAR WOMAN FOUND IT AND IT WAS ALREADY BLANK. 437 00:25:03,729 --> 00:25:07,396 OK, SO A POWERFUL DEMON WITH HORNS IS WALKING AROUND SUNNYDALE 438 00:25:07,396 --> 00:25:09,187 AND NOBODY'S NOTICED? 439 00:25:09,187 --> 00:25:11,688 IF HE'S SO BIG AND STRONG, WHY BOTHER WITH DAVE? 440 00:25:11,688 --> 00:25:13,354 I MEAN, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST ATTACK BUFFY HIMSELF? 441 00:25:13,354 --> 00:25:15,146 I DON'T KNOW. 442 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:16,563 AND I DON'T KNOW WHO COULD HAVE READ THAT BOOK. 443 00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:17,896 IT WASN'T EVEN IN ENGLISH. 444 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:19,813 WHERE WAS IT? 445 00:25:19,813 --> 00:25:23,438 IN A PILE WITH OTHERS THAT WERE, UM, SCANNED. 446 00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:28,187 AND THAT RELEASED THE DEMON? 447 00:25:28,187 --> 00:25:31,146 NO, HE'S NOT OUT HERE. HE'S IN THERE. 448 00:25:31,146 --> 00:25:34,396 THE SCANNER READ THE BOOK. 449 00:25:34,396 --> 00:25:38,980 IT BROUGHT MOLOCH OUT AS INFORMATION TO BE ABSORBED. 450 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:42,021 HE'S GONE BINARY ON US. 451 00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:45,855 OK, FOR THOSE OF US IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO ARE ME, 452 00:25:45,855 --> 00:25:49,312 YOU GUYS ARE SAYING THAT MOLOCH IS IN THIS COMPUTER. 453 00:25:49,312 --> 00:25:52,438 AND IN EVERY COMPUTER CONNECTED TO IT BY A MODEM. 454 00:25:52,438 --> 00:25:54,271 HE'S EVERYWHERE. 455 00:25:54,271 --> 00:25:56,354 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 456 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:58,521 WILLOW SCANNED HIM INTO HER FILE. 457 00:25:58,521 --> 00:26:03,062 IT MAY BE A FUTILE GESTURE, BUT I SUGGEST WE, UM, DELETE IT. 458 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,396 SOLID. 459 00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:10,104 DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. 460 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:11,771 OK. 461 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,396 OK. 462 00:26:16,312 --> 00:26:19,187 SO WHICH FILE DO YOU THINK IT IS? 463 00:26:19,187 --> 00:26:20,438 WILLOW? 464 00:26:20,438 --> 00:26:21,521 [ Typing ] 465 00:26:24,187 --> 00:26:25,688 THAT'S PROBABLY IT, RIGHT? 466 00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:27,771 I'LL JUST DELETE THE WHOLE THING. 467 00:26:30,563 --> 00:26:31,855 UHH! 468 00:26:31,855 --> 00:26:33,896 STAY AWAY FROM WILLOW. 469 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:37,688 IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 470 00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:40,604 [ Buffy ] SO THAT'S WHAT MALCOLM LOOKS LIKE. 471 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,146 SO MUCH FOR "DELETE FILE." 472 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,771 THIS IS VERY BAD. 473 00:26:48,771 --> 00:26:50,646 ARE WE OVERREACTING? HE'S IN A COMPUTER. 474 00:26:50,646 --> 00:26:52,271 WHAT CAN HE DO? 475 00:26:52,271 --> 00:26:54,062 YOU MEAN, BESIDES CONVINCE A PERFECTLY NICE KID 476 00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:57,396 TO TRY AND KILL ME? I DON'T KNOW. 477 00:26:57,396 --> 00:27:00,021 HOW ABOUT MESS UP ALL THE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT IN THE WORLD? 478 00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:02,312 RANDOMIZE TRAFFIC SIGNALS... 479 00:27:02,312 --> 00:27:04,604 ACCESS LAUNCH CODES FOR OUR NUCLEAR MISSILES... 480 00:27:04,604 --> 00:27:06,688 DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY. 481 00:27:06,688 --> 00:27:09,729 I THINK I PRETTY MUCH CAPPED IT WITH THAT NUCLEAR MISSILE THING. 482 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,771 RIGHT, YOURS WAS BEST. 483 00:27:11,771 --> 00:27:14,146 OK, HE'S A THREAT. I'M ON BOARD WITH THAT NOW. 484 00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:15,938 WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT? 485 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:18,146 THE FIRST THING WE DO IS FIND WILLOW. 486 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:20,146 SHE'S PROBABLY TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW. 487 00:27:20,146 --> 00:27:21,938 GOD, THAT CREEPS ME OUT. 488 00:27:21,938 --> 00:27:23,187 WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH WILLOW? 489 00:27:23,187 --> 00:27:25,354 LET'S NEVER FIND OUT. 490 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:28,271 OK, UM, I'M GOING TO CHECK THE COMPUTER LAB, 491 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,021 AND YOU GUYS CALL HER HOME. 492 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:46,646 WILLOW? 493 00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:03,771 OHH! 494 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:17,479 NO ANSWER. DAMN IT. 495 00:28:17,479 --> 00:28:19,438 WELL, IT WASN'T BUSY EITHER, SO SHE'S NOT ONLINE. 496 00:28:21,146 --> 00:28:23,146 SHE'S NOT HOME. 497 00:28:23,146 --> 00:28:24,646 WHAT DID YOU FIND? 498 00:28:24,646 --> 00:28:26,187 WILLOW ISN'T-- 499 00:28:26,187 --> 00:28:29,813 DAVE. HE'S DEAD. HOW? 500 00:28:29,813 --> 00:28:33,230 WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE SUICIDE. 501 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:35,396 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS? 502 00:28:35,396 --> 00:28:39,229 I'D GUESS FRITZ, OR THE OTHER ZOMBOIDS FROM C.R.D. 503 00:28:39,229 --> 00:28:42,312 OK, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO GO TO WILLOW'S HOUSE. 504 00:28:42,312 --> 00:28:45,229 GILES, YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH A WAY TO GET MOLOCH OUT OF THE NET. 505 00:28:45,229 --> 00:28:47,229 I--I HAVE RECORDS OF THE CEREMONIES, 506 00:28:47,229 --> 00:28:49,354 BUT THAT'S FOR A CREATURE OF THE FLESH. 507 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,646 THIS COULD BE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 508 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:55,062 THEN GET MS. CALENDAR. MAYBE SHE CAN HELP YOU. 509 00:28:55,062 --> 00:28:56,688 EVEN IF SHE COULD, HOW AM I GOING TO CONVINCE HER 510 00:28:56,688 --> 00:28:58,855 THERE'S A DEMON ON THE INTERNET? 511 00:28:58,855 --> 00:29:00,604 OK, FINE. THEN YOU CAN STAY HERE AND COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN. 512 00:29:00,604 --> 00:29:01,813 COME ON. 513 00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:18,354 MOM? 514 00:29:18,354 --> 00:29:20,187 DAD? 515 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,521 [ Woman's Voice ] YOU HAVE MAIL. 516 00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:02,271 YOU HAVE MAIL. 517 00:30:06,187 --> 00:30:08,104 [ Doorbell Rings ] 518 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,521 DAD, DID YOU FORGET YOUR KEYS AGAIN? 519 00:30:26,855 --> 00:30:30,563 NO MORE WAITING. 520 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,771 [ Man On TV ] A SPOKESMAN FOR THE ARCHBISHOP DENIED THE ALLEGATIONS, 521 00:30:32,771 --> 00:30:35,312 BLAMING COMPUTER ERROR FOR THE APPARENT FINANCIAL DISCREPANCY. 522 00:30:35,312 --> 00:30:37,479 BINDING RITUAL... 523 00:30:37,479 --> 00:30:40,813 ...THE FBI TODAY REPORTED THAT ALL OF THE SERIAL KILLER PROFILES... 524 00:30:40,813 --> 00:30:43,438 HI. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 525 00:30:43,438 --> 00:30:45,104 WHAT'S SO URGENT? 526 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:48,604 UM, THANK YOU FOR COMING. UH, I NEED YOUR HELP. 527 00:30:48,604 --> 00:30:51,396 BUT BEFORE THAT, UM, 528 00:30:51,396 --> 00:30:55,312 I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT YOU MAY NOT WANT TO. 529 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:58,688 UH, THERE'S, UH, SOMETHING HAS GOT INTO THE, UH, 530 00:30:58,688 --> 00:31:02,688 UH, INSIDE, UM... 531 00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:05,230 THERE'S A DEMON IN THE INTERNET. 532 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,646 I KNOW. 533 00:31:14,396 --> 00:31:16,229 WILLOW? 534 00:31:16,229 --> 00:31:19,271 OH, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 535 00:31:19,271 --> 00:31:21,021 WILLOW? 536 00:31:23,146 --> 00:31:24,896 WILLOW? 537 00:31:27,771 --> 00:31:29,229 OK, ANY THOUGHTS? 538 00:31:31,312 --> 00:31:33,479 "NO MORE WAITING. I NEED YOU TO SEE ME." 539 00:31:33,479 --> 00:31:35,729 SEE HIM HOW? WHERE? 540 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,396 WHAT ABOUT C.R.D? THE RESEARCH PLACE? 541 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,021 I'M GUESSING THAT'S MOLOCH CENTRAL. 542 00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:41,813 I'M GUESSING THAT'S OUR BEST LEAD. 543 00:31:41,813 --> 00:31:43,729 LET'S JUST HOPE GILES CAN BACK US UP. 544 00:31:45,688 --> 00:31:48,563 YOU ALREADY KNOW? UH... 545 00:31:48,563 --> 00:31:50,729 HOW EXACTLY IS THAT? 546 00:31:50,729 --> 00:31:53,813 COME ON, THERE HAVE BEEN PORTENTS FOR DAYS. 547 00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:56,312 POWER SURGES, ONLINE SHUTDOWNS. 548 00:31:56,312 --> 00:31:59,354 YOU SHOULD SEE THE BONES I'VE BEEN CASTING. 549 00:31:59,354 --> 00:32:01,438 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. 550 00:32:01,438 --> 00:32:05,479 I MEAN, IT'S PROBABLY A MISCHIEF DEMON, YOU KNOW, LIKE KELKOR OR-- 551 00:32:05,479 --> 00:32:07,229 IT'S MOLOCH. 552 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,729 THE CORRUPTOR? 553 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,688 OH, BOY. 554 00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:13,688 I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED. 555 00:32:13,688 --> 00:32:17,104 YOU DON'T SEEM EXACTLY SURPRISED BY-- 556 00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,980 WHO ARE YOU? 557 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:22,396 I TEACH COMPUTER SCIENCE AT THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. 558 00:32:22,396 --> 00:32:24,604 A PROFESSION THAT HARDLY LENDS ITSELF TO THE CASTING OF BONES. 559 00:32:24,604 --> 00:32:26,563 WRONG AND WRONG, SNOBBY. 560 00:32:26,563 --> 00:32:28,604 YOU THINK THE REALM OF THE MYSTICAL 561 00:32:28,604 --> 00:32:31,146 IS LIMITED TO ANCIENT TEXTS AND RELICS? 562 00:32:31,146 --> 00:32:34,104 THAT BAD OLD SCIENCE MADE THE MAGIC GO AWAY? 563 00:32:34,104 --> 00:32:37,479 THE DIVINE EXISTS IN CYBERSPACE SAME AS OUT HERE. 564 00:32:37,479 --> 00:32:39,604 ARE YOU A WITCH? 565 00:32:39,604 --> 00:32:42,563 MMM, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER. 566 00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:46,312 TECHNOPAGAN IS THE TERM. 567 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,771 THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN YOU THINK. 568 00:32:48,771 --> 00:32:52,229 WELL, UH, YOU CAN DEFINITELY HELP ME. 569 00:32:52,229 --> 00:32:54,813 UM... 570 00:32:54,813 --> 00:32:59,646 WHAT'S IN CYBERSPACE AT THE MOMENT IS LESS THAN DIVINE. 571 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,604 I HAVE THE BINDING RITUALS AT HAND, 572 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,521 BUT I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF MY IDIOM. 573 00:33:03,521 --> 00:33:05,271 WELL, I CAN HELP... I THINK. 574 00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:08,646 I HOPE. I MEAN, THIS IS MY FIRST REAL... 575 00:33:08,646 --> 00:33:10,729 DO YOU KNOW HOW HE GOT IN? 576 00:33:10,729 --> 00:33:14,146 HE WAS, UH, SCANNED IS THE TERM I BELIEVE. 577 00:33:14,146 --> 00:33:15,771 AND YOU WANT HIM BACK IN THE BOOK? 578 00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:17,938 [ Ringing ] 579 00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:21,229 BUFFY? 580 00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:22,938 YEAH. WILLOW? 581 00:33:22,938 --> 00:33:25,646 NOT AT HOME. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS TAKEN SOMEWHERE. 582 00:33:25,646 --> 00:33:27,062 WHERE ARE YOU? 583 00:33:27,062 --> 00:33:29,438 C.R.D. WHATEVER MOLOCH WANTS WILLOW FOR 584 00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:31,438 IS PROBABLY IN THERE. 585 00:33:31,438 --> 00:33:33,729 MS. CALENDAR AND I ARE WORKING TO GET MOLOCH OFFLINE. 586 00:33:33,729 --> 00:33:35,563 HERE'S A TIP: HURRY. 587 00:33:58,896 --> 00:34:01,938 [ Synthesized Voice ] WELCOME, MY LOVE. 588 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:05,354 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD IT IS TO SEE YOU... 589 00:34:09,855 --> 00:34:12,563 WITH MY OWN 2 EYES. 590 00:34:21,938 --> 00:34:23,271 WILLOW. 591 00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,604 MALCOLM? 592 00:34:29,479 --> 00:34:31,771 THIS WORLD IS SO NEW, 593 00:34:31,771 --> 00:34:33,896 SO EXCITING. 594 00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:36,688 I CAN SEE ALL OF IT. 595 00:34:36,688 --> 00:34:39,354 EVERYTHING FLOWS THROUGH ME. 596 00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:41,938 I KNOW THE SECRETS OF YOUR KINGS. 597 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:44,729 BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO HAVING FORM AGAIN. 598 00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:47,396 TO BE ABLE TO WALK, TO TOUCH. 599 00:34:49,438 --> 00:34:50,354 [ Cracks ] 600 00:34:51,688 --> 00:34:53,146 TO KILL. 601 00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,813 AAH! 602 00:35:08,729 --> 00:35:09,896 BACK WAY? 603 00:35:09,896 --> 00:35:11,104 BACK WAY. 604 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:20,396 HERE THEY COME. 605 00:35:22,771 --> 00:35:26,021 THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS FORM THE CIRCLE OF KAYLESS, 606 00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:27,521 RIGHT? 607 00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:29,563 FORM A CIRCLE? BUT THERE'S ONLY 2 OF US. 608 00:35:29,563 --> 00:35:31,312 THAT'S REALLY MORE OF A LINE. 609 00:35:31,312 --> 00:35:32,521 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT, RUPERT. 610 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:33,896 WE HAVE TO FORM THE CIRCLE INSIDE. 611 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:35,604 I'M PUTTING OUT A FLASH. 612 00:35:35,604 --> 00:35:36,855 I JUST HOPE ENOUGH OF MY GROUP RESPONDS. 613 00:35:36,855 --> 00:35:38,896 WON'T MOLOCH JUST SHUT YOU DOWN? 614 00:35:38,896 --> 00:35:40,646 WELL, I'M BETTING HE WON'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE DOING 615 00:35:40,646 --> 00:35:42,146 UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 616 00:35:42,146 --> 00:35:44,229 HOPING AND BETTING, THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT. 617 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:48,229 YOU WANT TO THROW IN PRAYING, BE MY GUEST. 618 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:51,104 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 619 00:35:51,104 --> 00:35:53,271 I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE WORLD. 620 00:35:53,271 --> 00:35:54,980 WHY? 621 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,646 YOU CREATED ME. 622 00:35:56,646 --> 00:35:59,646 I BROUGHT THESE HUMANS TOGETHER TO BUILD ME A BODY, 623 00:35:59,646 --> 00:36:01,771 BUT YOU GAVE ME LIFE, 624 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:04,855 TOOK ME OUT OF THE BOOK THAT HELD ME. 625 00:36:04,855 --> 00:36:06,896 I WANT TO REPAY YOU. 626 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:09,146 BY LYING TO ME? 627 00:36:09,146 --> 00:36:12,646 BY PRETENDING TO BE A PERSON? 628 00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:15,438 PRETENDING YOU LOVED ME? 629 00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:17,438 I DO. 630 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:24,230 BUFFY? 631 00:36:25,521 --> 00:36:26,938 IT'S HER. 632 00:36:26,938 --> 00:36:28,938 YEAH, WHO'S THE OTHER GUY? 633 00:36:31,729 --> 00:36:33,938 DON'T YOU SEE? 634 00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:35,813 I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING. 635 00:36:35,813 --> 00:36:38,521 I CAN CONTROL THE WORLD. 636 00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:41,187 RIGHT NOW, A MAN IN BEIJING 637 00:36:41,187 --> 00:36:43,813 IS TRANSFERRING MONEY TO A SWISS BANK ACCOUNT 638 00:36:43,813 --> 00:36:46,938 FOR A CONTRACT ON HIS MOTHER'S LIFE. 639 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,396 GOOD FOR HIM. 640 00:36:54,229 --> 00:36:56,229 I CAN'T BUST IT. IT'S HEAVY STEEL. 641 00:36:56,229 --> 00:36:58,187 THEN LET'S FIND ANOTHER WAY IN. 642 00:37:00,312 --> 00:37:02,104 [ Alarm Blaring ] 643 00:37:05,104 --> 00:37:07,813 WHAT'S GOING ON? 644 00:37:07,813 --> 00:37:10,229 THE BUILDING'S SECURITY SYSTEM IS COMPUTERIZED. 645 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:11,813 WHOOPS. 646 00:37:15,271 --> 00:37:17,521 [ Calendar ] ALMOST THERE. 647 00:37:17,521 --> 00:37:21,938 COULDN'T YOU JUST STOP MOLOCH BY ENTERING SOME COMPUTER VIRUS? 648 00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:23,896 YOU'VE SEEN WAY TOO MANY MOVIES. 649 00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,229 [ Beeping ] 650 00:37:25,229 --> 00:37:26,729 OK, WE'RE UP. 651 00:37:26,729 --> 00:37:28,938 YOU READ, I TYPE. READY? 652 00:37:28,938 --> 00:37:30,396 I AM. 653 00:37:30,396 --> 00:37:32,396 "BY THE POWER OF THE DIVINE..." 654 00:37:34,396 --> 00:37:36,938 "BY THE ESSENCE OF THE WORD, 655 00:37:36,938 --> 00:37:38,729 I COMMAND YOU." 656 00:37:45,438 --> 00:37:46,688 [ Coughing ] 657 00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:50,563 LET ME LEAVE. 658 00:37:50,563 --> 00:37:52,312 BUT I LOVE YOU. 659 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,813 DON'T SAY THAT! THAT'S A JOKE. 660 00:37:54,813 --> 00:37:57,354 YOU DON'T LOVE ANYTHING. 661 00:37:57,354 --> 00:37:59,271 YOU ARE MINE. 662 00:37:59,271 --> 00:38:01,855 I'M NOT YOURS. I'M NEVER GOING TO BE YOURS. 663 00:38:01,855 --> 00:38:03,187 NEVER. 664 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:10,229 PITY. 665 00:38:10,229 --> 00:38:12,396 "BY THE POWER OF THE CIRCLE OF KAYLESS, 666 00:38:12,396 --> 00:38:13,896 I COMMAND YOU!" 667 00:38:15,146 --> 00:38:17,479 IT'S KAYLESS WITH A "K." 668 00:38:24,479 --> 00:38:26,438 I'LL MISS YOU. 669 00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:30,230 AAH! 670 00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:32,062 "DEMON, COME!" 671 00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:35,688 AAH! 672 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,187 I COMMAND YOU! 673 00:38:42,312 --> 00:38:44,563 OW! GUY'S MADE OF METAL. 674 00:38:46,646 --> 00:38:49,104 [ Moloch Groaning ] 675 00:38:49,104 --> 00:38:50,563 NO! 676 00:38:50,563 --> 00:38:53,230 I WON'T GO BACK! 677 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:54,521 AAH! 678 00:38:54,521 --> 00:38:57,062 DEMON, COME!! 679 00:38:58,229 --> 00:38:59,646 WHOA! 680 00:38:59,646 --> 00:39:00,771 AAH! 681 00:39:04,438 --> 00:39:07,021 HEY, I GOT TO HIT SOMEONE. 682 00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:27,188 AAH! 683 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:32,396 HE'S OUT OF THE NET. 684 00:39:32,396 --> 00:39:33,813 HE'S BOUND. 685 00:39:48,855 --> 00:39:51,062 HE'S NOT IN THE BOOK. 686 00:39:51,062 --> 00:39:53,938 HE'S NOT IN THE BOOK. 687 00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:57,646 WELL, WHERE IS HE? 688 00:40:09,021 --> 00:40:10,563 LET'S GO THIS WAY. 689 00:40:10,563 --> 00:40:11,729 WAIT! 690 00:40:25,104 --> 00:40:27,104 I WAS OMNIPOTENT. 691 00:40:27,104 --> 00:40:28,604 I WAS EVERYTHING! 692 00:40:28,604 --> 00:40:31,438 NOW I'M TRAPPED IN THIS SHELL. 693 00:40:33,563 --> 00:40:35,438 Willow: MALCOLM! 694 00:40:36,646 --> 00:40:38,980 REMEMBER ME? YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 695 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,438 I THINK IT'S TIME WE BREAK UP, 696 00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:44,563 BUT MAYBE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. 697 00:40:52,813 --> 00:40:54,938 THIS BODY IS ALL I HAVE LEFT, 698 00:40:54,938 --> 00:40:57,146 BUT IT'S ENOUGH TO CRUSH YOU. 699 00:40:59,479 --> 00:41:01,104 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 700 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,688 [ Beeping ] 701 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:32,938 AHEM. 702 00:41:34,563 --> 00:41:36,563 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 703 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,938 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 704 00:41:38,938 --> 00:41:40,521 YOU SCARED? 705 00:41:40,521 --> 00:41:43,688 I'M REMAINING CALM, THANK YOU. 706 00:41:43,688 --> 00:41:47,604 I JUST WANTED TO, UH, RETURN THIS. 707 00:41:47,604 --> 00:41:49,604 I FOUND IT AMONG THE NEW BOOKS 708 00:41:49,604 --> 00:41:51,354 AND NATURALLY, I THOUGHT OF YOU. 709 00:41:51,354 --> 00:41:53,563 COOL. THANKS. 710 00:41:53,563 --> 00:41:56,646 UH, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU ANON. 711 00:41:56,646 --> 00:42:00,146 CAN'T GET OUT OF HERE FAST ENOUGH, CAN YOU? 712 00:42:00,146 --> 00:42:02,938 TRUTHFULLY, I'M EVEN LESS ANXIOUS TO BE AROUND COMPUTERS 713 00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:05,104 THAN I USED TO BE. 714 00:42:05,104 --> 00:42:09,230 WELL, IT WAS YOUR BOOK THAT STARTED ALL THE TROUBLE, NOT A COMPUTER. 715 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:14,312 HONESTLY, WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEM THAT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH? 716 00:42:15,354 --> 00:42:17,646 THE SMELL. 717 00:42:17,646 --> 00:42:20,104 COMPUTERS DON'T SMELL, RUPERT. 718 00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,271 I KNOW. 719 00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:26,646 SMELL IS THE MOST POWERFUL TRIGGER TO THE MEMORY THERE IS. 720 00:42:26,646 --> 00:42:28,771 A CERTAIN FLOWER OR A WHIFF OF SMOKE 721 00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:32,563 CAN BRING UP EXPERIENCES LONG FORGOTTEN. 722 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:39,104 BOOKS SMELL MUSTY AND--AND RICH. 723 00:42:39,104 --> 00:42:42,604 THE KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM A COMPUTER IS--IS... 724 00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:44,855 IT HAS NO TEXTURE, 725 00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:46,479 NO CONTEXT. 726 00:42:46,479 --> 00:42:49,104 IT'S THERE AND THEN IT'S GONE. 727 00:42:49,104 --> 00:42:52,938 IF IT'S TO LAST, THEN THE GETTING OF KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE TANGIBLE. 728 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,855 IT SHOULD BE, UH... 729 00:42:54,855 --> 00:42:56,438 SMELLY. 730 00:42:59,187 --> 00:43:02,855 WELL, YOU REALLY ARE AN OLD-FASHIONED BOY, AREN'T YOU? 731 00:43:02,855 --> 00:43:07,396 WELL, I DON'T DANGLE A CORKSCREW FROM MY EAR. 732 00:43:07,396 --> 00:43:10,187 THAT'S NOT WHERE I DANGLE IT. 733 00:43:17,229 --> 00:43:20,187 WE GOING TO GO TO THE BRONZE TONIGHT, WE 3? 734 00:43:20,187 --> 00:43:22,104 IT'LL BE FUN. 735 00:43:22,104 --> 00:43:24,396 YEAH. WILLOW, FUN? 736 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,771 REMEMBER FUN? THAT THING WHERE YOU SMILE? 737 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,688 OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS. 738 00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:29,980 I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT-- 739 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,563 MALCOLM? 740 00:43:31,563 --> 00:43:34,354 MALCOLM, MOLOCH, WHATEVER HE'S CALLED. 741 00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,479 THE ONE BOY THAT'S REALLY LIKED ME, 742 00:43:36,479 --> 00:43:38,688 AND HE'S A DEMON ROBOT. 743 00:43:38,688 --> 00:43:40,729 WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME? 744 00:43:40,729 --> 00:43:42,938 IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 745 00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:45,855 I MEAN, I THOUGHT-- I WAS REALLY FALLING-- 746 00:43:45,855 --> 00:43:48,021 HEY, DID YOU FORGET? 747 00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:50,146 THE ONE BOY I'VE HAD THE HOTS FOR SINCE I MOVED HERE 748 00:43:50,146 --> 00:43:52,062 TURNED OUT TO BE A VAMPIRE. 749 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,521 RIGHT. AND THE TEACHER I HAD A CRUSH ON: 750 00:43:53,521 --> 00:43:55,396 GIANT PRAYING MANTIS. 751 00:43:55,396 --> 00:43:57,896 THAT'S TRUE. 752 00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,980 YEAH, IT'S LIFE ON THE HELLMOUTH. 753 00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:01,312 LET'S FACE IT-- NONE OF US ARE 754 00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:03,396 EVER GOING TO HAVE A HAPPY, NORMAL RELATIONSHIP. 755 00:44:03,396 --> 00:44:04,438 WE'RE DOOMED. 756 00:44:04,438 --> 00:44:05,438 [ Willow ] YEAH. 757 00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:51,146 GRR! ARGH!