1 00:00:02,438 --> 00:00:04,021 IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:04,021 --> 00:00:05,855 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:08,521 THE DEMONS AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:08,521 --> 00:00:10,104 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:13,855 --> 00:00:15,521 Giles: THIS IS MADNESS. 6 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:17,479 WHAT CAN YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING? 7 00:00:17,479 --> 00:00:22,062 YOU ARE THE SLAYER. LIVES DEPEND UPON YOU. 8 00:00:22,062 --> 00:00:24,187 I MAKE ALLOWANCES FOR YOUR YOUTH, 9 00:00:24,187 --> 00:00:26,479 BUT I EXPECT A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF RESPONSIBILITY, 10 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:29,271 INSTEAD OF WHICH YOU ENSLAVE YOURSELF TO THIS--THIS... 11 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:30,479 CULT? 12 00:00:30,479 --> 00:00:32,646 YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLOR? 13 00:00:32,646 --> 00:00:34,354 I DON'T-- 14 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,563 DO YOU, UM... 15 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:40,146 DO YOU IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAY AS A RULE? 16 00:00:40,146 --> 00:00:43,187 NO. I BELIEVE THAT'S YOUR TRICK. 17 00:00:43,187 --> 00:00:46,312 I TOLD YOU, I'M TRYING OUT FOR THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD. 18 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,521 YOU HAVE A SACRED BIRTHRIGHT, BUFFY. 19 00:00:48,521 --> 00:00:50,146 YOU WERE CHOSEN TO DESTROY VAMPIRES, 20 00:00:50,146 --> 00:00:51,729 NOT TO... 21 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:53,229 WAVE POMPOMS AT PEOPLE. 22 00:00:53,229 --> 00:00:56,021 AND AS THE WATCHER, I FORBID IT. 23 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:59,396 AND YOU'LL BE STOPPING ME HOW? 24 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:00,938 WELL, I... 25 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:03,062 BY APPEALING TO YOUR COMMON SENSE, 26 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,896 IF SUCH A CREATURE EXISTS. 27 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:09,354 I WILL STILL HAVE TIME TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF EVIL, OK? 28 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,521 I JUST... WANT TO HAVE A LIFE. 29 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:12,938 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING NORMAL. 30 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:14,479 SOMETHING SAFE. 31 00:01:33,855 --> 00:01:35,271 [BUBBLING] 32 00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:48,563 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS] 33 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,062 GILES DIDN'T APPROVE, HUH? 34 00:02:00,062 --> 00:02:02,062 HE TOTALLY LOST HIS WATER. 35 00:02:02,062 --> 00:02:04,104 WE HAVEN'T SEEN A VAMPIRE IN OVER A WEEK. 36 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:05,896 I'D SAY HE SHOULD GET A GIRLFRIEND 37 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:07,146 IF HE WASN'T SO OLD. 38 00:02:07,146 --> 00:02:08,438 WELL, WE'RE BEHIND YOU. 39 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:10,271 PEOPLE SCOFF AT THINGS LIKE SCHOOL SPIRIT, 40 00:02:10,271 --> 00:02:13,312 BUT LOOK AT THESE GIRLS GIVING THEIR ALL LIKE THIS. 41 00:02:13,312 --> 00:02:16,396 OOH, STRETCHY. 42 00:02:16,396 --> 00:02:18,021 WHERE WAS I? 43 00:02:18,021 --> 00:02:19,729 YOU WERE PRETENDING THAT SEEING 44 00:02:19,729 --> 00:02:21,646 SCANTILY CLAD GIRLS IN REVEALING POSTURES 45 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:23,146 WAS A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE. 46 00:02:23,146 --> 00:02:24,646 WHO SAID I WAS PRETENDING? 47 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:25,938 OH, HEY. 48 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,271 HERE'S A GOOD LUCK THING FOR TRYOUTS. 49 00:02:28,271 --> 00:02:29,271 WHAT'S THIS? 50 00:02:29,271 --> 00:02:30,396 WHAT'S THAT? 51 00:02:30,396 --> 00:02:31,479 WELL, HOW SWEET. 52 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,229 "YOURS ALWAYS." 53 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:36,229 IT CAME THAT WAY, REALLY. THEY ALL SAID THAT. 54 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,563 [SCORNFUL SIGH] 55 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:39,104 JUST LOOK AT THAT AMBER. 56 00:02:39,104 --> 00:02:42,354 WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, A LAKER GIRL? 57 00:02:42,354 --> 00:02:44,104 I HEARD SHE TURNED THEM DOWN. 58 00:02:44,104 --> 00:02:45,229 Senior Cheerleader: OK, LISTEN UP. 59 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:46,229 [MUSIC STOPS] 60 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:47,688 LET'S BEGIN WITH... 61 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,438 AMBER GROVE. 62 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:51,479 IF YOU'RE NOT AUDITIONING, MOVE OFF THE FLOOR. 63 00:02:51,479 --> 00:02:53,104 Willow: AMY! HI. 64 00:02:53,104 --> 00:02:55,563 HI. 65 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:57,646 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE A CHEERLEADER. 66 00:02:57,646 --> 00:02:59,479 YOU LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT. 67 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,521 HAD TO. 68 00:03:00,521 --> 00:03:01,896 DO YOU KNOW BUFFY? 69 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:03,271 HI. HI. 70 00:03:03,271 --> 00:03:06,563 OH, HOW I HATE THIS. LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. 71 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:09,396 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS] 72 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:27,438 SHE TRAINED WITH BENSON. 73 00:03:27,438 --> 00:03:30,187 HE'S ONE OF THE BEST COACHES MONEY CAN BUY. 74 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:31,646 THEY HAVE CHEERLEADING COACHES? 75 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,354 OH, YEAH. DON'T YOU HAVE? 76 00:03:33,354 --> 00:03:34,855 I TRAIN WITH MY MOM: 77 00:03:34,855 --> 00:03:36,729 3 HOURS IN THE MORNING, 3 AT NIGHT. 78 00:03:36,729 --> 00:03:38,980 HMM. THAT MUCH QUALITY TIME WITH MY MOM 79 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,229 WOULD PROBABLY LEAD TO SOME QUALITY MATRICIDE. 80 00:03:41,229 --> 00:03:44,604 OH, I KNOW IT'S HOKEY, BUT SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 81 00:03:44,604 --> 00:03:46,146 HMMPH. 82 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,354 ♪ YAY ♪ 83 00:03:56,354 --> 00:03:58,563 ♪ YAY ♪ 84 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:02,271 WHAT THE... 85 00:04:02,271 --> 00:04:04,021 ♪ ONE MORE TIME ♪ 86 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:05,062 ♪ YAY ♪ 87 00:04:05,062 --> 00:04:07,062 THAT GIRL'S ON FIRE! 88 00:04:07,062 --> 00:04:09,230 ENOUGH WITH THE HYPERBOLE. 89 00:04:28,187 --> 00:04:29,271 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 90 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:30,980 YOU'RE GONNA BE OK. 91 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,688 OH, GOD. 92 00:05:28,354 --> 00:05:30,271 I'VE BEEN SLAYING VAMPIRES FOR MORE THAN A YEAR NOW, 93 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:33,271 AND I HAVE SEEN SOME PRETTY CRINGE-WORTHY THINGS, 94 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:36,354 BUT NOBODY'S HANDS EVER GOT TOASTED BEFORE. 95 00:05:36,354 --> 00:05:37,771 I IMAGINE NOT. 96 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:41,229 SO...THIS ISN'T A VAMPIRE PROBLEM. 97 00:05:41,229 --> 00:05:42,396 NO. 98 00:05:42,396 --> 00:05:43,938 BUT IT IS FUNKY, RIGHT? 99 00:05:43,938 --> 00:05:45,354 NOT OF THE NORM? 100 00:05:45,354 --> 00:05:46,688 QUITE. 101 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:48,354 SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION IS RARE 102 00:05:48,354 --> 00:05:50,563 AND SCIENTIFICALLY UNEXPLAINABLE. 103 00:05:50,563 --> 00:05:52,771 BUT THERE HAVE BEEN CASES FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. 104 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:55,021 USUALLY ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A PILE OF ASHES. 105 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,354 THAT'S ALL THAT WOULD'VE BEEN LEFT 106 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:57,980 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR BUFFY. 107 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:00,312 SO WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAUSED THIS? 108 00:06:00,312 --> 00:06:02,188 THAT'S A COMFORT. 109 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:04,271 BUT THAT'S THE THRILL OF LIVING ON THE HELLMOUTH. 110 00:06:04,271 --> 00:06:06,729 THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF FIENDS 111 00:06:06,729 --> 00:06:09,062 AND DEVILS AND GHOULS TO ENGAGE. 112 00:06:11,187 --> 00:06:14,312 WELL, PARDON ME FOR FINDING THE GLASS HALF FULL. 113 00:06:14,312 --> 00:06:17,521 ANY COMMON DENOMINATORS IN CASES OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION? 114 00:06:17,521 --> 00:06:18,438 UH, RAGE. 115 00:06:18,438 --> 00:06:19,896 IN MOST CASES, 116 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:22,104 THE PERSON WHO COMBUSTED WAS TERRIBLY ANGRY 117 00:06:22,104 --> 00:06:23,271 OR UPSET. 118 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:25,354 SO MAYBE AMBER'S GOT THIS POWER 119 00:06:25,354 --> 00:06:27,230 TO MAKE HERSELF BE ON FIRE. 120 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:29,354 IT'S LIKE THE HUMAN TORCH, ONLY IT HURTS. 121 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:31,104 I NEED TO GET THE SKINNY ON AMBER. 122 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,354 FIND OUT IF SHE'S HAD ANY COLORFUL EPISODES BEFORE. 123 00:06:33,354 --> 00:06:34,771 THAT MEANS HACKING ILLEGALLY 124 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,688 INTO THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER SYSTEM. 125 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,312 AT LAST, SOMETHING I CAN DO. 126 00:06:38,312 --> 00:06:39,855 I'LL ASK AROUND ABOUT HER. 127 00:06:39,855 --> 00:06:41,312 YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO GET INVOLVED. 128 00:06:41,312 --> 00:06:43,187 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE A TEAM. 129 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:44,354 AREN'T WE A TEAM? 130 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:46,062 YEAH. YOU'RE THE SLAYER, 131 00:06:46,062 --> 00:06:49,062 AND WE'RE, LIKE, THE SLAYERETTES. 132 00:06:49,062 --> 00:06:51,312 I JUST DON'T LIKE PUTTING YOU GUYS IN DANGER. 133 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:53,938 OH, HA! I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. 134 00:06:53,938 --> 00:06:56,021 THEN I HIDE UNTIL IT GOES AWAY. 135 00:06:56,021 --> 00:06:57,396 OK. 136 00:06:57,396 --> 00:06:58,729 JUST...WALK SOFTLY, 137 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:00,563 AT LEAST UNTIL WE KNOW A LITTLE MORE. 138 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:02,771 I MEAN, WHAT IF AMBER ISN'T CAUSING THESE PROBLEMS HERSELF? 139 00:07:02,771 --> 00:07:04,271 WELL, THEN WE HAVE TO DETERMINE 140 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:06,229 WHO...OR WHAT DID 141 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:09,146 AND, UH, DEAL WITH IT ACCORDINGLY. 142 00:07:14,938 --> 00:07:16,062 HEY. 143 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:17,771 HI. HOW WAS SCHOOL? 144 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,229 MMM. A REVERENT JOY. 145 00:07:20,229 --> 00:07:21,813 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 146 00:07:21,813 --> 00:07:24,146 IT'S FOR THE TRIBAL ART DISPLAY. 147 00:07:24,146 --> 00:07:25,229 COOL. 148 00:07:28,312 --> 00:07:29,646 WE HAD TRYOUTS TODAY. 149 00:07:29,646 --> 00:07:31,479 OH, GREAT. HOW'D IT GO? 150 00:07:31,479 --> 00:07:33,187 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO TRY OUT. 151 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,604 THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT. 152 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,521 PRETTY FIERCE COMPETITION, THOUGH. 153 00:07:36,521 --> 00:07:39,062 OH, I KNOW YOU'LL DO FINE. KEEP ON PLUGGIN'. 154 00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:41,271 JUST HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE. 155 00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:43,354 HEY, MOM? YEAH? 156 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:44,855 WHAT WAS I TRYING OUT FOR? 157 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:47,021 OH, UH... 158 00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:48,980 SOME ACTIVITY? 159 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:51,521 I HAVE NO IDEA. I'M SORRY. 160 00:07:51,521 --> 00:07:52,980 THAT'S OK. 161 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:55,896 YOUR PLATITUDES ARE GOOD FOR ALL OCCASIONS. 162 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:57,229 I'M DISTRACTED. 163 00:07:57,229 --> 00:08:00,479 I GOT A LOT OF INVENTORY TO GO THROUGH HERE. 164 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:03,021 THIS IS MY GALLERY'S FIRST MAJOR SHOW. 165 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,896 YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT NOT PHYSICALLY KILL YOU 166 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:07,396 TO GIVE ME A HAND HERE. 167 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:13,896 IT WAS CHEERLEADING. 168 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,438 OH, GOOD! 169 00:08:15,438 --> 00:08:17,188 I'M GLAD YOU'RE TAKING THAT UP AGAIN. 170 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:18,062 IT'LL KEEP YOU OUT OF TROUBLE. 171 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,146 I'M NOT IN TROUBLE. 172 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:22,729 NO, NOT YET. 173 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:28,312 I MEAN, YOU STOPPED CHEERLEADING JUST BEFORE THE TROUBLE, 174 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:29,563 SO IT'S GOOD YOU'RE GOING BACK. 175 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:33,813 OH, DEAR. 176 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,354 WHAT? 177 00:08:35,354 --> 00:08:36,521 THE FERTILITY STATUE-- 178 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:38,104 YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE IT. 179 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:42,230 YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS GIRL AMY, AND, UM, 180 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,104 SHE TRAINS WITH HER MOM, LIKE, 3 HOURS A DAY. 181 00:08:44,104 --> 00:08:45,479 UH-HUH. 182 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:47,521 IT SOUNDS LIKE HER MOM'S PRETTY INTO IT. 183 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:52,521 IT SOUNDS LIKE HER MOM DOESN'T HAVE A LOT TO DO. 184 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,980 JEEPERS. 185 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:03,062 DESPITE THE TERRIBLE THING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY, 186 00:09:03,062 --> 00:09:05,104 WE STILL HAVE TO PICK NEW CHEERLEADERS. 187 00:09:05,104 --> 00:09:06,855 IF YOU MAKE THE TEAM, 188 00:09:06,855 --> 00:09:09,438 YOU'LL FIND YOUR NAMES POSTED IN THE QUAD AFTER LUNCH. 189 00:09:09,438 --> 00:09:13,229 LET'S BEGIN WITH GROUP PERFORMANCE. 190 00:09:13,229 --> 00:09:15,104 WHY DO MY HANDS HAVE TO SWEAT 191 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:16,396 WHEN I GET NERVOUS? 192 00:09:16,396 --> 00:09:17,813 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL DO GREAT. 193 00:09:17,813 --> 00:09:20,312 5, 6, 7, 8! 194 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:21,563 SUNNYDALE! 195 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:23,187 SUNNYDALE, WE NEVER FAIL! 196 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,312 NEVER FAIL! 197 00:09:24,312 --> 00:09:26,396 JUMP AND SHOOT, SWISH AND SCORE! 198 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:29,354 THE OTHER TEAM IS SUCH A BORE! 199 00:09:29,354 --> 00:09:30,521 YEAH! [SCREAMS] 200 00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:33,230 YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? 201 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:33,896 THAT WASN'T ME. 202 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,604 YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? 203 00:09:37,021 --> 00:09:38,521 RIGHT? 204 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,855 THAT'S MY MOM. 205 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,229 NO. 206 00:09:50,813 --> 00:09:53,104 "CATHERINE MADISON." 207 00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:54,896 GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF. 208 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:56,855 HER NICKNAME WAS CATHERINE THE GREAT. 209 00:09:56,855 --> 00:09:59,604 SHE TOOK THAT TEAM AND MADE THEM TRI-COUNTY CHAMPIONS. 210 00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:01,187 YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE... 211 00:10:01,187 --> 00:10:02,896 OR SINCE. 212 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,813 SHE AND MY DAD WERE HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN. 213 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,312 THEY GOT MARRIED RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION. 214 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:09,271 THAT'S KIND OF ROMANTIC. 215 00:10:09,271 --> 00:10:10,896 WELL, HE WAS A BIG LOSER. 216 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,521 NEVER MADE ANY MONEY. 217 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:15,062 RAN OFF WITH MISS TRAILER TRASH WHEN I WAS 12. 218 00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:19,271 OK, THAT PART'S LESS ROMANTIC. 219 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,104 MY FOLKS SPLIT UP, TOO. 220 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,271 DRAG, HUH? 221 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:26,021 HE LEFT MY MOM WITH NOTHING. 222 00:10:26,021 --> 00:10:28,479 SHE PUT HERSELF THROUGH COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. 223 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:30,896 BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED 224 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,729 AND NEVER ONCE GAINED A SINGLE POUND. 225 00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:39,563 UH, SHE SOUNDS REALLY GREAT, AMY, BUT, UM... 226 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:41,438 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU NEED TO LOCK STEP 227 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:43,187 AS FAR AS THIS CHEERLEADING THING. 228 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:44,646 SHE WAS THE BEST, 229 00:10:44,646 --> 00:10:47,938 AND I CAN'T GET MY BODY TO MOVE LIKE HERS. 230 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,604 I CHOKED IN THERE SO BAD. 231 00:10:49,604 --> 00:10:51,771 NO, AMY, YOU DID FINE. 232 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:53,896 I'M GOING TO GET CHANGED. 233 00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,896 WAIT. NO, A-- 234 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,396 HEY, AMY. 235 00:10:57,938 --> 00:10:59,271 IS SHE OK? 236 00:10:59,271 --> 00:11:01,604 NO. SHE'S WIGGING ABOUT HER MOM, 237 00:11:01,604 --> 00:11:03,771 THE BIG CHEER QUEEN BACK WHEN. 238 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:06,229 YEAH, HER MOM'S KIND OF-- 239 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:07,354 NAZI-LIKE? 240 00:11:07,354 --> 00:11:08,813 HEIL. 241 00:11:08,813 --> 00:11:10,855 IF SHE GAINS AN OUNCE, SHE PADLOCKS THE FRIDGE 242 00:11:10,855 --> 00:11:14,021 AND WON'T EAT ANYTHING BUT BROTH. 243 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,271 SO MOMMIE DEAREST IS REALLY... MOMMIE DEAREST. 244 00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:19,855 THERE'S A BITTER STREAK, BUT AMY'S NICE. 245 00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,312 WE USED TO HANG IN JUNIOR HIGH. 246 00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:23,354 WHEN HER MOM WOULD GO ON A BROTH KICK, 247 00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:24,896 AMY WOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE, 248 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:26,813 AND WE'D STUFF OURSELVES WITH BROWNIES. 249 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:29,396 [CHUCKLES] HEY, ANY WORD ON AMBER? 250 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,980 NOTHING THRILLING. 251 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:35,229 AVERAGE STUDENT, GOT DETENTION ONCE FOR SMOKING. 252 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,229 REGULAR SMOKING... 253 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,980 WITH A CIGARETTE, NOT, LIKE, BEING SMOKY. 254 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,229 ALL PRETTY NORMAL. 255 00:11:42,229 --> 00:11:44,688 SO WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 256 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,688 MAYBE NOTHING WILL. 257 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,438 [LOCKER SHUTS] 258 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:20,980 I HAVE A DREAM. 259 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,938 IT'S ME ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD, 260 00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:24,688 ADORED BY EVERY VARSITY MALE 261 00:12:24,688 --> 00:12:27,062 AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. 262 00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:30,062 WE HAVE TO ACHIEVE OUR DREAMS, AMY. 263 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:33,604 OTHERWISE, WE WITHER AND DIE. 264 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:34,729 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT-- 265 00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,604 SHH! 266 00:12:36,604 --> 00:12:39,104 IF YOUR SUPREME KLUTZINESS OUT THERE TODAY 267 00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:40,438 TAKES ME OUT OF THE RUNNING, 268 00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:45,354 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO VERY BEYOND SORRY. 269 00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,938 HAVE A NICE DAY. 270 00:12:58,271 --> 00:13:00,438 I TOLD BUFFY ABOUT AMBER. 271 00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:02,104 COOL. WAS SHE WEARING IT? 272 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:04,521 THE BRACELET, SHE WAS WEARING IT, RIGHT? 273 00:13:04,521 --> 00:13:05,646 IT'S PRETTY MUCH LIKE WE'RE GOING OUT. 274 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:08,438 EXCEPT WITHOUT THE HUGGING OR KISSING 275 00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:10,187 OR HER KNOWING ABOUT IT. 276 00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:11,813 SO I'M JUST A FIGURE OF FUN. 277 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:13,813 I SHOULD ASK HER OUT, RIGHT? 278 00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:15,771 WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU ASK. 279 00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:18,938 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO COOL. YOU'RE LIKE A GUY. 280 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:21,146 YOU'RE MY GUY FRIEND THAT KNOWS ABOUT GIRL STUFF. 281 00:13:21,146 --> 00:13:23,855 OH, GREAT. I'M A GUY. 282 00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:25,813 OH, HEY, THEY'RE POSTING THE LIST. 283 00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:32,062 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 284 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,729 YES! 285 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:36,813 COVER ME. I'M GOING IN. 286 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:45,688 YOU'RE LUCKY. 287 00:13:45,688 --> 00:13:47,229 I MADE IT? 288 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:48,354 I MADE IT. 289 00:13:50,271 --> 00:13:52,062 ONE OF THOSE GIRLS HIT ME REALLY HARD. 290 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,271 THEY SHOULD TEST FOR STEROIDS. 291 00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:55,229 OK, NOT ONLY DID YOU MAKE THE TEAM, 292 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,396 BUT YOU, MISS SUMMERS, ARE THE FIRST ALTERNATE, 293 00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,521 AND AMY'S NUMBER 3. 294 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,021 WHAT A BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE 295 00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:02,271 THAN WITH A ROMANTIC DRIVE THROUGH... 296 00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:05,021 XANDER, ALTERNATES ARE THE ONES WHO DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 297 00:14:05,021 --> 00:14:08,646 THEY ONLY FILL IN IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE ONES WHO DID. 298 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:10,021 EXCUSE ME. 299 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:13,104 FOR I AM XANDER, KING OF CRETINS. 300 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,271 MAY ALL LESSER CRETINS BOW BEFORE ME. 301 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,521 AT LEAST IT'S OVER. 302 00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:19,688 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO ABOUT IT? 303 00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:21,938 BROWNIE PIG-OUT, MY HOUSE, AFTER SCHOOL. 304 00:14:21,938 --> 00:14:25,104 JUST HOW MANY MORE HOURS A DAY CAN I PRACTICE? 305 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:27,771 HOW MUCH MORE CAN I DO? 306 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,396 THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED TO MY MOTHER. 307 00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:31,855 NEVER. 308 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,896 Amy: GIVE ME THE POWER. 309 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:02,688 GIVE ME THE DARK. 310 00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:06,187 I CALL ON YOU, LAUGHING GODS. 311 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:10,521 LET YOUR BLACKNESS CRAWL BENEATH MY SKIN. 312 00:15:12,229 --> 00:15:14,062 ACCEPT THY SACRIFICE... 313 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:18,271 CORDELIA. 314 00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:19,855 FEED ON HER. 315 00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:36,896 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 316 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,688 IT'S MY YEARBOOK FROM JUNIOR YEAR. 317 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,187 OH, LOOK. THERE I AM. 318 00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:47,855 MOM, I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU'VE HAD SEX. 319 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:49,771 I AM NOT READY TO KNOW THAT YOU HAD FARRAH HAIR. 320 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:51,729 THIS IS GIDGET HAIR. 321 00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:53,312 DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN HISTORY? 322 00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:55,729 WELL, IT'S REALLY COOL, BUT I GOTTA BOOK. 323 00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,771 WELL, I WAS THINKING. 324 00:15:57,771 --> 00:15:59,938 I KNOW THE CHEERLEADING THING DIDN'T WORK OUT. 325 00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:03,230 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT JOINING THE YEARBOOK STAFF. 326 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,813 I DID IT. IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. 327 00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,271 NOT REALLY MY TIP, MOM. 328 00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:09,771 I WAS PHOTO EDITOR. 329 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,479 I GOT TO BE ON EVERY PAGE. 330 00:16:11,479 --> 00:16:13,896 MADE ME LOOK MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN I WAS. 331 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,729 HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS THAT DO YEARBOOK? 332 00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:17,771 NERDS PICK ON THEM. 333 00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,312 SOME OF THE BEST TIMES I HAD IN SCHOOL 334 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,771 WERE WORKING ON THE YEARBOOK. 335 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,230 WELL, THIS JUST IN-- 336 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,354 I'M NOT YOU. I'M INTO MY OWN THING. 337 00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:27,021 YOUR OWN THING, WHATEVER IT IS, 338 00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:30,230 GOT YOU KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, AND WE HAD TO MOVE HERE 339 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,813 TO FIND A DECENT SCHOOL THAT WOULD TAKE YOU. 340 00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:33,896 HONEY. 341 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:39,271 OH, GREAT PARENTING FORM. 342 00:16:39,271 --> 00:16:40,396 [DOOR SLAMS] 343 00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:43,646 A LITTLE SHAKY ON THE DISMOUNT. 344 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,646 CORDELIA, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MEAN TO ME ALL DAY. 345 00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:49,646 IS IT SOMETHING I'VE DONE? 346 00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:52,312 OK, SEE HOW SHE HAS NO CLUE THAT I'M EVEN A MAMMAL, 347 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,729 MUCH LESS A HUMAN BEING? I SEE THAT. 348 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,688 THIS IS THE INVISIBLE MAN SYNDROME, 349 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:59,896 A BLESSING IN CORDELIA'S CASE, A CURSE IN BUFFY'S. 350 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,771 YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE TO BUFFY. 351 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:03,688 IT'S WORSE. I'M JUST A PART OF THE SCENERY, 352 00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,229 LIKE AN OLD SHOE 353 00:17:05,229 --> 00:17:06,813 OR A RUG THAT YOU WALK ON EVERY DAY 354 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:08,062 BUT DON'T EVEN REALLY SEE. 355 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:09,187 LIKE A PEN 356 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,604 THAT'S ALL CHEWED UP, 357 00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:11,688 AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD THROW IT AWAY, 358 00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:13,229 BUT YOU DON'T, 359 00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:16,021 NOT 'CAUSE YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH MORE, 360 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:17,146 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST USED TO IT-- 361 00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:18,938 WELL, YEAH, THAT IS THE POINT. 362 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,855 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE IT THROUGH MY HEAD 363 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,229 LIKE A RAILROAD SPIKE. 364 00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:22,312 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE 365 00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:24,312 AND NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 366 00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:26,104 OR I COULD BE WRONG. 367 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:29,312 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BEAT AROUND THE BUSH MORE. 368 00:17:29,312 --> 00:17:31,396 NO. I GOT TO BE A MAN AND ASK HER OUT. 369 00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,396 I GOT TO STOP GIVING HER I.D. BRACELETS, 370 00:17:34,396 --> 00:17:36,062 SUBTLE INNUENDOES, 371 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:38,230 TAKING POLAROIDS OUTSIDE OF HER BEDROOM WINDOW 372 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,688 LATE AT NIGHT. 373 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,062 THAT LAST PART IS A JOKE TO RELIEVE THE TENSION 374 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,729 BECAUSE HERE SHE COMES. 375 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,229 OK, INTO BATTLE I GO. 376 00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:46,771 WOULD YOU ASK HER OUT FOR ME? 377 00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:51,104 NO. MAN. ME BATTLE. 378 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,438 BUFFY. 379 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,771 WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- 380 00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:56,521 IS THAT EVEN CORDELIA'S LOCKER? 381 00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:58,771 HUH? OH, I DON'T KNOW. 382 00:17:58,771 --> 00:18:00,729 WHAT I'M SAYING IS ACCOMPANY ME FRIDAY NIGHT. 383 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:01,688 I HAVE TO, UM-- 384 00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,229 WE CAN PICK THIS UP LATER. 385 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:04,729 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 386 00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:08,062 [IMITATES FALLING BOMB] 387 00:18:08,062 --> 00:18:10,062 [BOOM] 388 00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:33,229 NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US, CORDELIA. 389 00:18:33,229 --> 00:18:34,646 WE DIDN'T KEEP YOU WAITING OR ANYTHING, DID WE? 390 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:35,896 IT'S YOUR TURN TO DRIVE. 391 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,688 OK, PEOPLE, LET'S BUCKLE UP. 392 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,271 I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE TODAY, MR. POLE. 393 00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:43,230 YOU'VE FLUNKED DRIVER'S ED. TWICE ALREADY. 394 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,604 SHOW ME SOME MOVES, OR YOU'LL BE TAKING THE BUS TO COLLEGE. 395 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,479 OK, CHECK THE BRAKE. 396 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:56,479 CHECK THE MIRROR. 397 00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:57,813 START THE ENGINE. 398 00:18:57,813 --> 00:18:58,980 HELLO? 399 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,771 PUT THE CAR IN DRIVE. 400 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:05,563 LET'S MOVE FORWARD THROUGH THE CONES 401 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,146 WITH A GENTLE, EVEN TURN TO THE-- 402 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,688 [TIRES SCREECH] 403 00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,146 Mr. Pole: AAH! 404 00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:13,604 OH! 405 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:14,729 SLOW DOWN. 406 00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,062 SLOW--SLOW! TURN RIGHT! 407 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,312 AAH! 408 00:19:18,855 --> 00:19:20,438 SLOW DOWN! 409 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:28,229 BRAKES! BRAKES! 410 00:19:28,229 --> 00:19:29,229 BRAKES! 411 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:35,563 [HONK] 412 00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:36,688 EVERYBODY OUT! 413 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:53,729 AAH! 414 00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:00,688 OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! 415 00:20:00,688 --> 00:20:02,396 OH, GOD. 416 00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:04,604 WHAT'S HAPPENING? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 417 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,813 WITCHCRAFT. 418 00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:13,271 BLINDING YOUR ENEMY TO DISORIENT AND DISABLE THEM IS--IT'S CLASSIC. 419 00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:15,062 FIRST VAMPIRES, NOW WITCHES. 420 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:17,980 NO WONDER YOU CAN STILL AFFORD A HOUSE IN SUNNYDALE. 421 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,146 WHY SHOULD SOMEONE WANT TO HARM CORDELIA? 422 00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:22,688 MAYBE BECAUSE THEY MET HER? 423 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,646 DID I SAY THAT? 424 00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:26,813 AND SETTING AMBER ABLAZE? 425 00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:28,813 YEAH. THOSE GUYS DON'T HANG. 426 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,271 THEY'RE BOTH CHEERLEADERS. 427 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,396 SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE CHEERLEADING? 428 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,438 OR LIKES IT TOO MUCH. 429 00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:34,646 AMY. 430 00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:35,855 AMY. 431 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,396 SO YOU GUYS ARE LEANING TOWARDS AMY. 432 00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:39,438 SHE'S DESPERATE TO GET ON THAT TEAM, 433 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,813 AND I'VE HAD THIS FEELING SHE'D DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING 434 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:42,104 TO MAKE HER MOM'S DREAM COME TRUE. 435 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,688 LET ME MAKE SURE I HAVE THIS RIGHT. 436 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:47,813 THIS WITCH IS CASTING HORRIBLE AND DISFIGURING SPELLS 437 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,855 SO THAT SHE CAN BECOME A CHEERLEADER? 438 00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:52,229 I THINK YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE 439 00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:54,479 A PARENT CAN LAY ON YOU. 440 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:57,521 IF YOU'RE NOT A PICTURE- PERFECT CARBON COPY, THEY TEND TO WIG. 441 00:20:57,521 --> 00:21:00,813 CHEERLEADING WAS KIND OF HER MOM'S LAST HURRAH. 442 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:01,813 LOOK, WE STILL HAVE TO STOP AMY. 443 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,438 WE SHOULD GRAB HER AND-- 444 00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:05,729 I THINK WE SHOULD BE SURE SHE'S THE WITCH 445 00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:07,229 BEFORE WE AROUSE HER SUSPICIONS. 446 00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,771 SHE'S CAPABLE OF SOME VERY UNPLEASANT THINGS. 447 00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:12,813 OK, ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 448 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,104 YOU ARE DESPERATE TO MAKE THE TEAM AND PLEASE YOUR MOM, 449 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:17,021 SO YOU TURN TO WITCHCRAFT. 450 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:18,938 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO? 451 00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:21,271 CHECK OUT THE BOOKS ON WITCHCRAFT. 452 00:21:21,271 --> 00:21:22,563 UH--NO! 453 00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,229 THAT WOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU WOULD DO. 454 00:21:24,229 --> 00:21:25,312 YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A PAPER TRAIL. 455 00:21:25,312 --> 00:21:26,771 FORGET THAT. 456 00:21:26,771 --> 00:21:28,396 IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 457 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,021 WE DON'T HAVE A MINUTE! 458 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:32,021 CHEERLEADERS ARE IN DANGER. BUFFY'S IN DANGER. 459 00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,021 YOU WERE THE FIRST ALTERNATE. 460 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:35,521 YOU ARE ON THE TEAM NOW THAT CORDELIA'S OUT. 461 00:21:35,521 --> 00:21:36,688 YOU COULD BE NEXT. 462 00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:37,771 WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A SAFE HOUSE. 463 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:38,771 XANDER... 464 00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:40,396 YEAH. 465 00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:44,271 "WITCHES: HISTORIC ROOTS TO MODERN PRACTICES." 466 00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:46,604 CHECKED OUT BY ALEXANDER HARRIS. 467 00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:47,813 "THE PAGAN RITES." 468 00:21:47,813 --> 00:21:48,729 CHECKED OUT BY ALEXANDER-- 469 00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:49,896 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 470 00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:51,688 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 471 00:21:51,688 --> 00:21:54,229 YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT THE SEMI-NUDE ENGRAVINGS? 472 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,438 OH, WELL, UH... 473 00:21:56,438 --> 00:21:57,646 I--I GUESS IT IS WHAT YOU THINK. 474 00:21:57,646 --> 00:21:59,312 HAVE YOU QUITE FINISHED? 475 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,021 WE HAVE TO FIND A CONCLUSIVE TEST. 476 00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:03,813 THERE MAY BE SOMETHING IN HERE. 477 00:22:03,813 --> 00:22:05,146 YES, THIS SHOULD DO IT. 478 00:22:05,146 --> 00:22:08,896 YOU'LL NEED SOME OF HER HAIR... 479 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:12,521 A LITTLE QUICKSILVER, AND...SOME AQUA FORTIS. 480 00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:14,729 WELL, THAT'S JUST MERCURY AND NITRIC ACID. 481 00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:16,354 YOU CAN GET THAT IN THE SCIENCE LAB. 482 00:22:16,354 --> 00:22:18,813 "HEAT INGREDIENTS AND APPLY TO WITCH. 483 00:22:18,813 --> 00:22:21,354 "IF A SPELL HAS BEEN CAST IN THE PREVIOUS 48 HOURS, 484 00:22:21,354 --> 00:22:22,646 THE WITCH'S SKIN TURNS BLUE." 485 00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:24,062 OH, DEAR. 486 00:22:24,062 --> 00:22:26,646 ONLY YOU'LL NEED SOME EYE OF NEWT. 487 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,938 THOSE OF YOU IN TRACK ONE MAY BEGIN YOUR DISSECTIONS... 488 00:22:30,938 --> 00:22:32,771 NOW. 489 00:22:32,771 --> 00:22:36,980 THOSE OF YOU IN TRACK TWO, TAKE YOUR HYDROCHLORIC ACID 490 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,855 AND YOUR AMMONIUM HYDROXIDE 491 00:22:39,855 --> 00:22:45,396 AND CAREFULLY...POUR THEM INTO...YOUR BEAKERS. 492 00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:46,646 NOW SLOW...SLOW. 493 00:22:46,646 --> 00:22:47,980 I CAN'T. 494 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:50,438 COUNTING ONE... AND BEING SAFE. 495 00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:52,021 AND YOU GET... EYE OF NEWT. 496 00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,146 THAT. 497 00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:56,938 HOW'S BUFFY DOING WITH THE HAIR? 498 00:22:56,938 --> 00:22:59,271 ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 499 00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:00,187 OH, YEAH. 500 00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:01,729 AMY, HELP ME. 501 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:04,104 UM, WHICH IS THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID, 502 00:23:04,104 --> 00:23:06,438 AND WHICH IS THE AMMONIUM HYDROXIDE? 503 00:23:06,438 --> 00:23:08,688 WELL, THE BOTTLE THAT SAYS "HYDROCHLORIC ACID" 504 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,563 IS USUALLY THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID. 505 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,062 READ THE BOTTLES. 506 00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:13,521 WHAT A CONCEPT. 507 00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:14,646 OOPS. 508 00:23:38,229 --> 00:23:40,938 WAVE HI TO THE NICE LITTLE WITCH. 509 00:23:53,271 --> 00:23:56,021 ALL SET. DO YOU HAVE A PLAN? 510 00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:59,438 SPILL IT ON HER, TRY AND MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL. 511 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,563 WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ONLY...FURTHER BACK. 512 00:24:02,563 --> 00:24:04,230 Dr. Gregory: LISHANNE, CAN YOU TELL ME 513 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,021 WHY THESE CHEMICALS HAVE THIS REACTION? 514 00:24:06,021 --> 00:24:07,021 [GASPS] 515 00:24:08,187 --> 00:24:09,896 Dr. Gregory: LISHANNE? 516 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:10,938 ARE YOU-- 517 00:24:10,938 --> 00:24:12,021 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 518 00:24:12,021 --> 00:24:13,271 OH, MY GOD. 519 00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:31,271 DID YOU SEE? AMY WAS AS FREAKED OUT AS THE REST OF US. 520 00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:32,771 SO IT'S NOT HER? 521 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,729 THE TEST WAS POSITIVE. SHE'S OUR SABRINA. 522 00:24:34,729 --> 00:24:36,813 I JUST DON'T THINK SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S DOING. 523 00:24:36,813 --> 00:24:38,855 WELL, SHOULD WE TALK TO HER? 524 00:24:38,855 --> 00:24:40,479 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO HER MOTHER. 525 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,438 I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S CREATED. 526 00:24:52,771 --> 00:24:55,271 [TV PLAYING SOFTLY] 527 00:25:05,354 --> 00:25:07,396 WHERE ARE YOU? 528 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:15,312 ANOTHER PRODUCTIVE DAY IN FRONT OF THE TV? 529 00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:18,521 I GOT A HISTORY REPORT DUE TOMORROW. 530 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:21,438 WRITE IT. 531 00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:29,062 I SHOULD BE ON THAT TEAM BY NOW. 532 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:32,230 INSTEAD, MISS BUFFY AND FRIENDS ARE SNEAKING AROUND, 533 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,604 STEALING BITS OF MY HAIR. 534 00:25:40,604 --> 00:25:42,229 I'LL BE UPSTAIRS. 535 00:26:05,396 --> 00:26:07,771 [ALARM CLOCK RINGING] 536 00:26:10,479 --> 00:26:12,604 OH! 537 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,604 OOPS. 538 00:26:13,604 --> 00:26:15,271 [GROANS] 539 00:26:19,896 --> 00:26:22,896 ♪ MACHO, MACHO MAN ♪ 540 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:25,604 ♪ I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN ♪ 541 00:26:25,604 --> 00:26:27,021 ♪ MACHO-- ♪ OOH, HEY, JUICE. 542 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,104 MMM. 543 00:26:30,604 --> 00:26:32,187 QUALITY JUICE. NOT FROM CONCENTRATE. 544 00:26:32,187 --> 00:26:33,604 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 545 00:26:33,604 --> 00:26:36,062 I AM. I'M ON THE SQUAD, WHICH IS GREAT 546 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,271 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE CHEERING AND LEADING OTHERS TO CHEER. 547 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:40,521 OOH. HEY, JUICE. 548 00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:42,146 LISTEN, HONEY, ABOUT YESTERDAY-- 549 00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:44,646 MMM. THAT IS TOTALLY YESTER. 550 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,104 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE WRONG, Y'KNOW? 551 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,062 I DID GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. 552 00:26:49,062 --> 00:26:51,229 I'M JUST WACKY THAT WAY. 553 00:26:51,229 --> 00:26:52,980 STILL, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, 554 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,521 DESPITE THE PROBLEMS YOU'VE HAD-- 555 00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:56,438 MOM, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. 556 00:26:56,438 --> 00:26:59,062 AND, BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT IT. 557 00:26:59,062 --> 00:27:01,604 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS ABOUT BEING A VAMPIRE SLAYER 558 00:27:01,604 --> 00:27:02,688 THAT THE OLDER GENERATION-- 559 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:03,729 A WHAT? 560 00:27:03,729 --> 00:27:05,646 IT'S A...LONG STORY. 561 00:27:05,646 --> 00:27:07,396 BUFFY, ARE YOU FEELING WELL? 562 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:09,146 WHAT? OH, I'M--I'M FINE, Y'KNOW? 563 00:27:09,146 --> 00:27:10,563 WHAT, I CAN'T BE IN A GOOD MOOD? 564 00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:12,563 LIKE, A NEW HOUSE RULE? FINE. 565 00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:14,438 Y'KNOW, I'M JUST FINE, FINE, FINE, 566 00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:17,438 'CAUSE ♪ I'M A MACHO, MACHO MAN ♪ 567 00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:20,062 ♪ I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN ♪ 568 00:27:20,062 --> 00:27:22,896 ♪ MACHO, MACHO MAN ♪ 569 00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:24,021 ♪ I WANT TO BE... ♪ 570 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:26,187 [HIP-HOP DANCE SONG BEGINS] 571 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,938 5, 8, 7, 8! 572 00:27:33,062 --> 00:27:34,354 TURN UP THE MUSIC! 573 00:27:55,396 --> 00:27:56,479 OW! 574 00:27:56,479 --> 00:27:58,021 GET IT TOGETHER, BUFFY! 575 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:00,771 WE HAVE A GAME IN LESS THAN 4 HOURS. 576 00:28:00,771 --> 00:28:02,771 WILLOW! XANDER! 577 00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,479 MY BUDS ARE HERE! 578 00:28:04,479 --> 00:28:06,855 I LOVE MY BUDS! HI! 579 00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:08,896 HI...OH... 580 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,312 IS IT ME, OR IS BUFFY A BIT LOOPED? 581 00:28:16,646 --> 00:28:18,396 WE'D BETTER GET HER OUT OF THERE. 582 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,312 YEAH. BEFORE SHE... 583 00:28:21,312 --> 00:28:22,729 AAH! 584 00:28:22,729 --> 00:28:23,771 [THUD] 585 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:25,271 HURTS SOMEONE. 586 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:29,646 DID I DO THAT? 587 00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:32,146 YOU ARE SO OUT OF HERE. 588 00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:33,062 IT'S NOT HER FAULT! 589 00:28:33,062 --> 00:28:34,646 SHE'S ON MEDICATION. 590 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:35,729 OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH. 591 00:28:35,729 --> 00:28:37,938 WHO'S OUR NEXT ALTERNATE? 592 00:28:37,938 --> 00:28:39,104 OH... 593 00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:41,479 AMY, YOU JUST MADE CHEERLEADER. 594 00:28:41,479 --> 00:28:43,104 NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T WANT HER. 595 00:28:43,104 --> 00:28:44,354 SHE'S A-- [MUFFLED] WIIII... 596 00:28:44,354 --> 00:28:46,312 A WISE CHOICE, INDEED. 597 00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:47,729 [MUFFLED YELLING] 598 00:28:47,729 --> 00:28:49,729 [DOOR OPENS] 599 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,146 SHE'S A WITCHY. 600 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,729 BUFFY. 601 00:28:52,729 --> 00:28:54,354 I JUST GOT KICKED OFF THE TEAM, DIDN'T I? 602 00:28:54,354 --> 00:28:56,604 I DON'T THINK IT WAS YOUR FAULT. 603 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:58,396 MMM. I KNOW YOU DON'T. THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 604 00:28:58,396 --> 00:29:00,813 YOU'RE MY XANDER-SHAPED FRIEND. 605 00:29:00,813 --> 00:29:04,021 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I LOVE YOU SO, XANDER? 606 00:29:04,021 --> 00:29:05,271 WE GOTTA GET HER TO A-- LET HER SPEAK. 607 00:29:05,271 --> 00:29:06,855 I'LL TELL YOU. 608 00:29:06,855 --> 00:29:10,062 YOU'RE NOT LIKE OTHER BOYS AT ALL. 609 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:13,813 YOU ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ONE OF THE GIRLS. 610 00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:16,188 I'M THAT COMFY WITH HIM. 611 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,438 THAT'S GREAT. 612 00:29:17,438 --> 00:29:18,855 ANY OTHER GUY WHO WOULD GIVE ME A BRACELET, 613 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:22,187 THEY'D...WANNA DATE ME AND BE LIKE A... 614 00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:24,354 OH... 615 00:29:24,354 --> 00:29:27,146 I--I DON'T...FEEL SO GOOD. 616 00:29:27,146 --> 00:29:29,021 BUFFY? 617 00:29:29,021 --> 00:29:31,479 WE'VE GOTTA GET HER TO A HOSPITAL! 618 00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,104 THEY CAN'T HELP HER. 619 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,146 THIS IS A BLOODSTONE VENGEANCE SPELL. 620 00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:38,104 HITS THE BODY HARD LIKE A QUART OF ALCOHOL, 621 00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:40,688 AND THEN IT ERADICATES THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. 622 00:29:40,688 --> 00:29:43,187 VENGEANCE SPELL, LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH BUFFY? 623 00:29:43,187 --> 00:29:45,062 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS I KNOW SHE'S A WITCH. 624 00:29:45,062 --> 00:29:46,146 THE OTHERS SHE JUST WANTED OUT OF THE RUNNING. 625 00:29:46,146 --> 00:29:48,062 YOU SHE INTENDS TO, UM... 626 00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:49,729 KILL. 627 00:29:49,729 --> 00:29:52,062 HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? 628 00:29:52,062 --> 00:29:53,354 OH, UH, I-I'M SURE, UH-- 629 00:29:53,354 --> 00:29:55,771 THE TRUTH. 630 00:29:55,771 --> 00:29:56,938 PLEASE. 631 00:29:58,104 --> 00:30:00,604 A COUPLE OF HOURS... 3 AT THE MOST. 632 00:30:00,604 --> 00:30:02,146 WELL, HOW DO WE REVERSE THE SPELL? 633 00:30:02,146 --> 00:30:04,146 WELL, I-I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING THAT, 634 00:30:04,146 --> 00:30:06,563 AND, UM, WE CAN REVERSE ALL THE SPELLS 635 00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:10,521 IF, UM, WE CAN JUST LAY OUR HANDS ON--ON AMY'S SPELL BOOK. 636 00:30:10,521 --> 00:30:12,813 AND IF WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF IT? 637 00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,312 WELL, THE OTHER WAY IS TO, UH, CUT THE WITCH'S HEAD OFF. 638 00:30:15,312 --> 00:30:16,688 SHOW OF HANDS. 639 00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:18,396 IT'S NOT AMY'S FAULT. 640 00:30:18,396 --> 00:30:21,688 SHE ONLY BECAME A WITCH TO SURVIVE HER MOTHER. 641 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,813 LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHY. I JUST CARE THAT YOU GO ON BREATHING. 642 00:30:23,813 --> 00:30:27,187 GILES, WHERE WOULD SHE BE CASTING THESE SPELLS? 643 00:30:27,187 --> 00:30:28,646 WELL, SHE NEEDS A SACRED SPACE. 644 00:30:28,646 --> 00:30:31,521 A PENTAGRAM, A LARGE POT. 645 00:30:31,521 --> 00:30:32,563 HER HOME. 646 00:30:32,563 --> 00:30:34,062 OK. HELP ME UP. 647 00:30:35,688 --> 00:30:38,229 WE'LL JUST... GO TO HER HOUSE, 648 00:30:38,229 --> 00:30:39,646 AND WE'LL GET HER BOOK. 649 00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:41,187 OK. WE'LL GO WITH YOU. 650 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,646 UH, NO. 651 00:30:42,646 --> 00:30:45,187 YOU GUYS STAY HERE AND KEEP AN EYE ON AMY. 652 00:30:45,187 --> 00:30:47,021 AND KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE SCIENCE LAB. 653 00:30:47,021 --> 00:30:49,521 WE'LL NEED IT TO CAST OUR COUNTERSPELLS. 654 00:31:04,855 --> 00:31:06,438 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 655 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:21,563 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT, UM, UH-- IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 656 00:31:21,563 --> 00:31:24,021 MRS. MADISON, WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. 657 00:31:24,021 --> 00:31:26,855 I'M NOT ALLOW--YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK LATER. 658 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:27,855 EXCUSE ME. 659 00:31:27,855 --> 00:31:29,604 WHAT?! 660 00:31:29,604 --> 00:31:31,855 YOU ALL RIGHT? 661 00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:33,771 UM, IN HERE. 662 00:31:33,771 --> 00:31:35,062 YOUR DAUGHTER IS MEDDLING WITH SOMETHING VERY DANGEROUS. 663 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,729 ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT? 664 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,062 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 665 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,563 OH, I THINK YOU KNOW ONLY TOO WELL. 666 00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:40,855 YOU'VE GOT TO GO. 667 00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:41,980 SHE'S GONNA BE HOME SOON, AND-- 668 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:44,104 THIS GIRL IS VERY SICK. 669 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:46,146 NOW YOU WILL SHUT UP, AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME. 670 00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:49,021 YOUR DAUGHTER HAS ACCESS TO SOME VERY POWERFUL MAGIC. 671 00:31:49,021 --> 00:31:51,604 SOMEHOW, YOUR OBSESSION WITH CHEERLEADING-- 672 00:31:51,604 --> 00:31:53,855 I DON'T CARE ABOUT CHEERLEADING! 673 00:31:53,855 --> 00:31:56,521 IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE'S DOING STUFF. 674 00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:59,062 AS HER MOTHER, YOU SHOULD ASSUME SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER ACTIONS. 675 00:31:59,062 --> 00:32:00,396 HA HA! 676 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:06,229 WELL...YOU KNOW, THESE KIDS TODAY... 677 00:32:06,229 --> 00:32:08,563 SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND. 678 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:10,271 EVER SINCE DAD-- 679 00:32:10,271 --> 00:32:12,813 HER DAD LEFT, I CAN'T CONTROL HER. 680 00:32:12,813 --> 00:32:13,729 YOU'RE AFRAID OF HER. 681 00:32:13,729 --> 00:32:14,813 AMY? 682 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:20,896 ARE YOU AMY? 683 00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:23,271 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 684 00:32:23,271 --> 00:32:25,688 SHE SWITCHED. 685 00:32:25,688 --> 00:32:27,813 SHE SWITCHED YOUR BODIES, DIDN'T SHE? 686 00:32:30,604 --> 00:32:32,146 GOOD LORD. 687 00:32:32,146 --> 00:32:34,521 SHE WANTED TO RELIVE HER GLORY DAYS. 688 00:32:37,354 --> 00:32:41,312 SHE SAID I WAS WASTING MY YOUTH. 689 00:32:41,312 --> 00:32:43,146 SO SHE TOOK IT. 690 00:32:50,688 --> 00:32:53,688 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER POWERS. 691 00:32:53,688 --> 00:32:55,771 WHEN MY DAD WAS HERE, THEY WOULD FIGHT AND YELL, 692 00:32:55,771 --> 00:32:58,187 AND HE WOULD CALL HER A WITCH. 693 00:32:58,187 --> 00:33:01,021 AND, I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT HE MEANT... 694 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,896 OH, GOD, WHEN HE LEFT, I WANTED TO GO WITH HIM. 695 00:33:03,896 --> 00:33:05,729 BUT SHE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME CALL. 696 00:33:05,729 --> 00:33:07,229 SHE WENT CRAZY. 697 00:33:07,229 --> 00:33:09,896 I MEAN, SHE'D LOCK HERSELF UPSTAIRS FOR DAYS, 698 00:33:09,896 --> 00:33:12,521 AND SHE WAS ALWAYS COMING DOWN ON ME, 699 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,896 AND TELLING ME I DIDN'T DESERVE TO HAVE IT SO EASY 700 00:33:14,896 --> 00:33:19,855 AND THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO BE HER... 701 00:33:19,855 --> 00:33:22,062 I GUESS SHE SHOWED ME, HUH? 702 00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:27,896 AMY, IT'S GONNA BE OK. 703 00:33:29,938 --> 00:33:32,062 A FEW MONTHS AGO... 704 00:33:32,062 --> 00:33:35,813 I WOKE UP IN HER--HER BED. 705 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,104 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS, AND... 706 00:33:38,104 --> 00:33:40,646 THEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. 707 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:41,980 SHE LOCKED HERSELF UPSTAIRS? 708 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,396 YES. WHERE? 709 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,646 [BANGING] 710 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:52,271 DON'T! IF SHE FINDS OUT I'VE BEEN HERE, SHE'LL KILL ME. 711 00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,646 MY GOD. 712 00:34:08,354 --> 00:34:11,604 I BELIEVE WE CAN REVERSE YOUR MOTHER'S SPELL. 713 00:34:11,604 --> 00:34:13,479 WELL, ALL OF THEM, IN FACT. 714 00:34:13,479 --> 00:34:14,521 YOU COULD? 715 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:16,271 REALLY? YOU COULD? 716 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:18,104 WE NEED TO FIND HER BOOKS. 717 00:34:18,104 --> 00:34:22,230 THERE'D BE SPECIFIC... VOLUMES SHE'D NEED 718 00:34:22,230 --> 00:34:24,396 FOR THIS KIND OF CASTING. 719 00:34:28,229 --> 00:34:29,646 COLLECT THOSE DOLLS 720 00:34:29,646 --> 00:34:31,062 AND, UH, ANY OTHER PERSONAL-- 721 00:34:31,062 --> 00:34:32,688 [CAT CATERWAULS] 722 00:34:34,896 --> 00:34:37,312 NICE...KITTY. 723 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:41,563 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WERE GUARDING. 724 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:44,438 AH, YES. 725 00:34:47,938 --> 00:34:49,271 THIS IS IT. 726 00:34:52,104 --> 00:34:53,688 DID WE FIND? 727 00:34:53,688 --> 00:34:55,396 WE FOUND. 728 00:34:55,396 --> 00:34:56,563 COME ON. 729 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:00,021 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 730 00:35:00,021 --> 00:35:01,354 WE'RE GOING TO SCHOOL. 731 00:35:01,354 --> 00:35:03,187 AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 732 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:07,230 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS] 733 00:35:41,229 --> 00:35:42,896 I'M GOING TO STOP THIS. 734 00:35:42,896 --> 00:35:44,146 I PROMISE. 735 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,563 [VOICE DISTORTED] YOU JUST HANG ON. 736 00:35:50,563 --> 00:35:51,771 OH... 737 00:35:54,062 --> 00:35:55,396 HOW IS SHE? 738 00:35:57,062 --> 00:35:59,855 WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES LEFT. 739 00:35:59,855 --> 00:36:01,187 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 740 00:36:01,187 --> 00:36:02,729 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 741 00:36:02,729 --> 00:36:04,771 GO! 6, 7, 8... 742 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,271 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 743 00:36:06,271 --> 00:36:07,771 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 744 00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:09,479 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 745 00:36:09,479 --> 00:36:10,855 GO! 6, 7, 8... 746 00:36:10,855 --> 00:36:12,688 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 747 00:36:12,688 --> 00:36:14,354 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 748 00:36:14,354 --> 00:36:15,938 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 749 00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:17,729 GO! 6, 7, 8... 750 00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:18,896 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 751 00:36:18,896 --> 00:36:20,771 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 752 00:36:20,771 --> 00:36:22,438 GO, SUNNYDALE, GO! 753 00:36:22,438 --> 00:36:23,396 GO! 754 00:36:23,396 --> 00:36:25,521 [CHEERING] 755 00:36:35,021 --> 00:36:36,646 RIGHT. 756 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:37,813 HERE WE GO. 757 00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:41,521 THE CENTER IS DARK. 758 00:36:41,521 --> 00:36:43,729 CENTRUM EST OBSCURUS. 759 00:36:43,729 --> 00:36:45,438 THE DARKNESS BREATHES. 760 00:36:45,438 --> 00:36:48,479 TENEBRAE RESPIRATIS. 761 00:36:48,479 --> 00:36:50,062 THE LISTENER HEARS. 762 00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:54,021 HEAR ME! 763 00:36:54,021 --> 00:36:56,813 GO! 1, 2, 3, 4, 764 00:36:56,813 --> 00:36:58,729 5, 6, 7, 8! 765 00:36:58,729 --> 00:37:00,354 1, 2, 3-- 766 00:37:05,146 --> 00:37:08,062 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 767 00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,563 6, 7, 8! 768 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,771 OH, IT'S--IT'S WORKING! 769 00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:17,688 UNLOCK THE GATE. LET THE DARKNESS SHINE. 770 00:37:17,688 --> 00:37:19,396 COVER US WITH HOLY FEAR. 771 00:37:19,396 --> 00:37:20,396 SHOW ME-- 772 00:37:20,396 --> 00:37:21,396 [ZAP] 773 00:37:44,187 --> 00:37:46,021 Senior cheerleader: AMY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 774 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:02,896 SHE'S COMING! 775 00:38:05,354 --> 00:38:06,438 AMY. 776 00:38:06,438 --> 00:38:07,646 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 777 00:38:07,646 --> 00:38:09,479 W-WAIT. I--I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 778 00:38:09,479 --> 00:38:10,771 I--I CAN HELP YOU. 779 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,521 HELP ME? 780 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:13,855 WITH WHAT? 781 00:38:13,855 --> 00:38:15,062 WELL--WELL, YOU KNOW, 782 00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:16,896 UH, YOUR WITCHCRAFT? 783 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:19,354 I--I KNOW THIS REALLY GOOD CAULDRON. 784 00:38:19,354 --> 00:38:20,855 DO YOU ACTUALLY RIDE A BROOM? 785 00:38:20,855 --> 00:38:22,188 [HISSES] 786 00:38:22,188 --> 00:38:23,604 [CHOKING] 787 00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:27,146 XANDER! 788 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:33,312 CORSHETH AND GILAIL... 789 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,146 THE GATE IS CLOSED. 790 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,396 RECEIVE THE DARK. 791 00:38:37,396 --> 00:38:39,146 RELEASE THE UNWORTHY. 792 00:38:39,146 --> 00:38:43,104 TAKE OF MINE ENERGY AND BE SATED! 793 00:38:55,604 --> 00:38:57,521 BE SATED. 794 00:38:57,521 --> 00:38:58,729 RELEASE THE UNWORTHY. 795 00:39:08,896 --> 00:39:10,230 RELEASE! 796 00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:14,146 RELEASE! 797 00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,354 RELEASE! 798 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,479 BUFFY? 799 00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:42,563 AMY? 800 00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:45,646 YOU--YOU-- 801 00:39:45,646 --> 00:39:46,771 [GROWLS] 802 00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:57,187 YOU... 803 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:59,521 YOU LITTLE BRAT. 804 00:39:59,521 --> 00:40:01,896 MOM...PLEASE... 805 00:40:05,187 --> 00:40:07,855 HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR HAND TO YOUR MOTHER? 806 00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:09,729 I GAVE YOU BIRTH. 807 00:40:09,729 --> 00:40:12,938 I GAVE UP MY LIFE SO YOU COULD DRAG THAT WORTHLESS CARCASS AROUND 808 00:40:12,938 --> 00:40:14,438 AND CALL IT LIVING? 809 00:40:15,771 --> 00:40:18,271 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT TROUBLE. 810 00:40:18,271 --> 00:40:20,896 I'M GOING TO PUT YOU WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE TROUBLE AGAIN. 811 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,104 GUESS WHAT? 812 00:40:23,104 --> 00:40:24,604 I FEEL BETTER. 813 00:40:24,604 --> 00:40:25,604 [PUNCH] 814 00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:30,771 THAT BODY WAS MINE. 815 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:33,855 MINE! 816 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:35,146 OH, GROW UP. 817 00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:36,438 [SNARLS] 818 00:40:36,438 --> 00:40:37,521 UNH! 819 00:40:42,646 --> 00:40:45,271 I SHALL LOOK UPON MY ENEMY... 820 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:49,563 I SHALL LOOK UPON HER, 821 00:40:49,563 --> 00:40:52,271 AND THE DARK PLACE WILL HAVE HER SOUL. 822 00:40:54,771 --> 00:40:56,604 CORSHETH, TAKE HER! 823 00:40:56,604 --> 00:40:57,604 HYAH! 824 00:40:59,187 --> 00:41:03,271 AAH! 825 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,312 WELL--WELL, THAT WAS, UM... 826 00:41:24,312 --> 00:41:25,604 INTERESTING. 827 00:41:30,062 --> 00:41:31,146 YOU GUYS OK? 828 00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:32,104 I'M FINE. 829 00:41:32,104 --> 00:41:34,438 I ASSUME, THE, UH... 830 00:41:34,438 --> 00:41:36,062 ALL THE SPELLS WERE REVERSED. 831 00:41:36,062 --> 00:41:38,187 IT WAS MY FIRST CASTING, SO, UH... 832 00:41:38,187 --> 00:41:39,729 I MAY HAVE GOT IT WRONG. 833 00:41:39,729 --> 00:41:42,146 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. YOU WERE A GOD. 834 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:44,438 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D PULL IT OFF. 835 00:41:44,438 --> 00:41:45,771 I GOT HER! I GOT HER! CUT HER HEAD OFF! 836 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,354 XANDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 837 00:41:47,354 --> 00:41:48,938 SAVING YOU? 838 00:41:48,938 --> 00:41:51,187 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER. 839 00:41:51,187 --> 00:41:52,980 BUT SHE'S EVIL. 840 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:55,146 IT WASN'T EXACTLY HER. 841 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,438 I WAS MY MOM. 842 00:41:57,438 --> 00:41:58,396 OH. 843 00:41:58,396 --> 00:41:59,646 WHERE IS SHE?! 844 00:41:59,646 --> 00:42:01,563 UH, HEY, WILLOW, IT'S COOL. 845 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:03,104 IT IS? 846 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,354 YEAH. I TOOK CARE OF IT. 847 00:42:11,688 --> 00:42:14,104 I DON'T GET IT. 848 00:42:14,104 --> 00:42:16,104 WHAT? 849 00:42:16,104 --> 00:42:18,729 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT... 850 00:42:18,729 --> 00:42:21,604 WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, HOW TO RELATE TO YOU. 851 00:42:21,604 --> 00:42:23,813 AND I'VE COME TO A VERY SIMPLE CONCLUSION. 852 00:42:23,813 --> 00:42:25,396 I DON'T GET IT. 853 00:42:25,396 --> 00:42:27,229 I'M INSCRUTABLE, HUH? 854 00:42:27,229 --> 00:42:30,229 YOU'RE 16. 855 00:42:30,229 --> 00:42:33,396 I THINK THERE'S A--A BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE 856 00:42:33,396 --> 00:42:36,563 WHEREBY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU BECAUSE I'M NOT 16. 857 00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:39,938 DO YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD BE 16 AGAIN? 858 00:42:41,729 --> 00:42:43,646 OH, THAT'S A FRIGHTFUL NOTION. 859 00:42:43,646 --> 00:42:45,604 GO THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN? 860 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:48,146 NOT EVEN IF IT HELPED ME UNDERSTAND YOU. 861 00:42:49,229 --> 00:42:50,604 I LOVE YOU, MOM. 862 00:42:56,271 --> 00:42:58,354 I DON'T GET IT. 863 00:42:58,354 --> 00:43:00,604 MY DAD IS SO IMPOSSIBLE. 864 00:43:00,604 --> 00:43:03,271 HE DOESN'T EVER WANT ME GOING ANYWHERE! 865 00:43:03,271 --> 00:43:06,104 HE WANTS TO SPEND TOTAL QUANTITY TIME TOGETHER. 866 00:43:06,104 --> 00:43:08,855 AND I'M LIKE, "DAD, I CAN GO OUT. IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE." 867 00:43:08,855 --> 00:43:11,479 BUT HE'S GOT ALL THIS GUILT ABOUT LEAVING ME WITH MY MOM, 868 00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:13,187 AND HE'S BEING A TOTAL PAIN. 869 00:43:13,187 --> 00:43:14,563 YOU'RE LOVING IT. 870 00:43:14,563 --> 00:43:16,688 EVERY SINGLE MINUTE. 871 00:43:16,688 --> 00:43:21,479 THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, HE WANTS TO STAY IN AND MAKE BROWNIES-- 872 00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:24,688 WELL, THE BROWNIES WERE MY IDEA. 873 00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:28,354 HEY, I'M REALLY SORRY YOU GUYS GOT BUMPED BACK TO ALTERNATE. 874 00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:30,229 HOLD IT. WAIT. 875 00:43:30,229 --> 00:43:31,980 NO, I'M NOT. 876 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:34,729 WELL, I KNOW I'LL MISS THE INTELLECTUAL THRILL 877 00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:36,604 OF SPELLING OUT WORDS WITH MY ARMS. 878 00:43:36,604 --> 00:43:38,938 OOH. THESE GRAPES ARE SOUR. 879 00:43:38,938 --> 00:43:41,312 OH, I'M SORRY. 880 00:43:41,312 --> 00:43:43,521 I FORGOT THAT YOU WANTED TO BE ON THE SQUAD. 881 00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:45,187 OH, HEY, THAT'S OK. 882 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:47,438 CHEERLEADING'S JUST A LITTLE TOO HAIRY FOR ME THESE DAYS. 883 00:43:47,438 --> 00:43:48,980 THAT'S FOR SURE. 884 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,479 CATHERINE THE GREAT. 885 00:43:54,271 --> 00:43:57,021 AND THERE'S BEEN NO SIGN OF HER? 886 00:43:57,021 --> 00:44:01,146 THAT LAST SPELL, SHE SAID I'D NEVER MAKE TROUBLE AGAIN. 887 00:44:01,146 --> 00:44:04,479 WHEREVER SHE IS, I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE TO WORRY. 888 00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:08,062 TWISTED. 889 00:44:10,438 --> 00:44:12,729 I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE MY BODY BACK. 890 00:44:12,729 --> 00:44:14,938 I'M THINKING OF GETTING FAT. 891 00:44:14,938 --> 00:44:17,271 Buffy: YOU KNOW, I HEAR THAT LOOK'S IN FOR SPRING. 892 00:44:18,813 --> 00:44:22,896 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 893 00:45:00,396 --> 00:45:02,354 GRRR! ARRGH!