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I met her in a border town j

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j we proceeded to get down j

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I she turned me on j;

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j I dropped the telephone j

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j moonlight
hits the rio grande j

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j and the touch of her hand j

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j it makes me high j

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j like the fourth of July j

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j a bad bandito came into town j

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j man, I'm gonna hunt
that gringo down j

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j but these words
keep ringin'in my ears j

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j little bit
is better than nada j

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j sometime you want
the whole enchilada j

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j little bit
is better than nada j

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j a little bit
or nothin' at all j

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J said Cancun
was not her style j

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j turistas there,
they drove her wild &

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j the border"s the place j

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j put on a brand-new face j

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j me and the boys
were just in town j

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j shake 'em up
and roll 'em down j

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j I guess it was fate j

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j I hope I wasn't too late j

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j bad, bad boys
was on our trail I

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j federales want us
all in jail &

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j but these words keep
ringin'in my ears j

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j little bit
is better than nada j

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j sometime you want
the whole enchilada j

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j little bit
is better than nada j

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j a little bit
or nothin' at all j

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Oh, man.

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Hey, you derelicts,
you know what time it is?

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Yeah. What's up?

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It is bug betting time,
all right?

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First bug to get
fried wins $2.00.

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I got this green one
right there.

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All right, Earl, you gotta actually
let go of the money

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in order for it to be a bet.

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All right, come to daddy.

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All right. Round
and round she goes.

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Where she stops, nobody...

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Number 2!

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Aah! Winner, winner,
chicken dinner!

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J a little bit
is better than nada j

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j sometime you want
the whole enchilada j

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any of you shitheels
ever get bored?

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Huh?

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You ever get bored?

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I got a riddle.

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You got a riddle?

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Takes about two ounces of brains
to figure it out.

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Anybody think they got a brain

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with two ounces of brains in it?

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There's a rumor Earl does.

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Well, for Christ's sakes,
boys, come on,

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a little self-confidence
from the players' gallery, all right?

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We ain't talking long division.

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How much we got to lose?

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You want to liven
things up, Earl?

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That's a hell of an idea.

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So everyone puts in 20 bucks.

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Pot goes to whoever
solves the riddle.

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You're gonna get
the riddle, tin cup.

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Dewey, I'm the one
asking the riddle.

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I already know the answer, okay?

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I don't... I don't get a guess.

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All right.

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Although we could say
if I get to 500 bounces

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on the old wedge here

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and no one gets the riddle,

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I get the pot.

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Now, I know
what you're thinking.

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You're thinking it's
an impossible riddle.

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Well, it's not.
It's a easy riddle.

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And if somehow,
by the grace of fluke luck,

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I win, and y'all don't
agree that it was a easy riddle,

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well, then, hell, uh,

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I'll refund your money.

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I'm in!

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- All right! All right!
- Money in the bank.

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I'll hold the money.
Come on. Give it up.

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Now, a man's driving
down the road with his son,

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and he gets in a crash.

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Two ambulances come

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and take the man and his son
to different hospitals.

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Okay? Different hospitals.

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Son goes into the operating
room, all right?

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The doctor looks at him, says,

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"I can't operate on this boy.

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He's my son.”

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Now, how is that possible, hmm?

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How is that possible?

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Clock's ticking, fellas.

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The father's still
over at the other hospital.

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I mean, he didn't
sneak back in, right?

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This ain't Star Trek, Earl.

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Nobody beamed him aboard.

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All right. What about if, uh,
if the father married the son's daughter?

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This is a family riddle, Earl.

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You got... you gotta think
clean thoughts.

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Hey, give us a little hint.

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You want a hint, Clint?

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Little hint.

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All right.

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The doctor's a woman.

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The doctor's a woman.

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See, the doctor's
the son's mother.

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Feminists posed the riddle

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to reveal how deeply our
sexual stereotypes run.

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L, uh, take it
you're a feminist.

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Ma'am, I've been called
a lot of things before,

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- never been saddled with that one.
- Ah.

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Smell of leather,
sting of a whip.

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- Ooh!
- Mercy.

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Well, I'm just
a humble golf pro.

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Could I help you?

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You're Roy mcavoy, the golf pro?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, well, I-l pictured
something, uh, different.

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I have a 7:00 lesson.

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I thought I had a Dr. griswold.

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Uh-huh...

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That's me.

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Okay.

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First thing you gotta learn
about this game, doc,

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is it ain't about hitting
some little white ball

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in some yonder hole.

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It's about inner demons:

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Self-doubt, human frailty,

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and overcoming all that crap.

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Oh, yeah.

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So what kind of doctor
did you say you were?

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I'm a psychologist.

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In layman's terms call me

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Neo-jungian, postmodern,
freudian, holistic, secularist.

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Okay.

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I mean, inner demons
and human frailty,

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well, that's my life's work.

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I used to practice in El Paso,

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but I moved here now.

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What is all this stuff?

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Oh, I ordered all this
from the golf channel.

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It's a... it's a waste of money.

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Well, no, I'm... look, I'm sure

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that there are some excesses
and repetitions here,

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but I believe in
the gathering of knowledge,

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and I thought, you know,
there must be some truth

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to the golf swing illustrated
by some of these devices,

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and that you would just
kind of help me, you know,

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sort through it all.

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I have dozens of golf
videotapes, too.

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I'll bet she's got a golf watch.

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You got a golf watch?

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Yeah. I-l think I got
a pretty good one.

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Right there.

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Well, take it off.

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- Take it off?
- All of it, right now.

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Just... all of it now.

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You're a smart woman,
for Christ's sakes, right?

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Jeez.

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Don't you know
the work of hustlers when you see it?

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Well, no.

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I mean,

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I can always tell when
someone's lying to himself, okay?

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But I'm quite susceptible
and frequently wrong

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when that person lies to me.

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I mean, Christ, this stuff
cost me over $200.

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Well, it's uh, $200 of shit.

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Well, that's just great.

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Why don't we do this
the old-fashioned way?

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Just go take a swing.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Come on.

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Excuse me.

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= oh!

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Fuck.

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Well, you talk like a golfer.

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That's a pretty girl
to have such an ugly swing.

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= oh! God!

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Oh, that hurt.

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Shit!

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Fuck. Shit.

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Those are highly
technical golf terms.

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You're using them on
your very first lesson.

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This is promising.

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Right.

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Okay, wise-ass.

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Show me. Just go ahead.

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Something like that.

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That's impressive.

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You know, look, I tend
to process things verbally,

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so do you think you
could break down into words

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how you just did that?

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You mean, what is the...
What is the golf swing, by Roy mcavoy?

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Well, I tend to think
of the golf swing as a poem.

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Oh, he's doing that
poetry thing again.

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Critical opening phrase
of this poem will always be the grip,

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which the hands unite
to form a single unit

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by the simple overlap of the...

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Little finger.

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Right.

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Lowly and slowly...

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The club head is led back,
pulled into position,

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not by the hands,
but by the body,

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which turns away
from the target,

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shifting weight
to the right side

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without shifting balance.

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Tempo is everything,
perfection unattainable.

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As the body coils now
to the top of the swing,

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there's a slight hesitation,

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a little nod to the gods,

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uh, a nod to the gods?

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Yeah.

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To the gods.

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That he is fallible.

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That perfection is unattainable,

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and now the weight begins shifting
back to the left,

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pulled by the powers
inside the earth.

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It's alive, this swing,
a living sculpture,

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and down through
contact, always down,

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striking the ball crisply...

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With character.

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A tuning fork goes off
in your heart,

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your balls.

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Such a pure feeling
is the well-struck golf shot.

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And then
the follow-through to finish,

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always on line.

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The reverse "c"
of the golden bear.

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The steelworker's power
and brawn of Carl sandburg's...

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= Arnold Palmer!

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Oh, he's doing
that Arnold Palmer thing.

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And the unfinished
symphony of Roy mcavoy.

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Um...

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What? What's unfinished?

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Well, I have
a short follow-through, it...

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Has a unfinished look.

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Why?

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Well, some say it's because
that's the easiest way

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to play through
the winds of west Texas, and...

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Some say it's because
I've never finished anything in my life.

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You can decide, but the point is

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every finishing position
is unique.

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Huh.

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That's what the golf
swing's all about.

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It's about gaining
control of your life

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and letting go at the same time.

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Jeez, Louise.

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There's only one other
acceptable theory

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about how to hit a golf ball.

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Oh, boy. Well,
I'm afraid to ask.

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Well, what is it?
What's the other theory?

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Grip it and rip it.

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Well, you know, um...

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While I do appreciate
your poetic sensibility, Mr. mcavoy.

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Call me Roy, Molly.

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Well, call me Dr. griswold,
Roy, but at this point,

260
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,418
I really think I'm more
of the grip-it-and-rip-it school.

261
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,088
Well, then, let's tee it up.

262
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,760
All right, waggle.

263
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,478
Waggle.

264
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,105
No, no.

265
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,475
He's got her waggling now.

266
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,148
- Oh, lord.
- Waggle the clubhead.

267
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,527
Okay? = ah.

268
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,190
It's a little relaxing ritual we do,

269
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,365
- mm-hmm.
- Okay?

270
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,609
- Okay.
- Just waggle it.

271
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,698
Waggle it and let
the big dog eat.

272
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,124
What big dog?

273
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,739
The driver, the number one wood.

274
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,536
Well, this is metal.

275
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,231
Yeah. Well, woods are metal.
Don't worry about it.

276
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,041
And the... the driver's
known as the big dog.

277
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,877
I'm just saying,
"let him loose. Let 'er rip.

278
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,468
Let the big dog eat.”

279
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,594
Okay.

280
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,887
Okay.

281
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,105
Oh!

282
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,273
Oh.

283
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,606
You know, this is without a doubt
the stupidest, silliest,

284
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,893
most idiotic grotesquery
masquerading as a game

285
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,271
that has ever been invented...

286
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:01,981
- Ever.
- Yes, ma'am,

287
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,316
and that's why I love it.

288
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,901
Now, you hit
one good shot, okay?

289
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,443
One, and that tuning fork
rings in your loins...

290
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,951
You can't wait to get back.

291
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,624
Try it again.

292
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,805
=- mim-hmm.

293
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,092
Well, I think the big dog just
ate something there.

294
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,267
Mm-hmm.

295
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,260
Did that tuning fork
ring in your loins?

296
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,103
Well, I wouldn't go that far.

297
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,899
Well, I always say
quit on a good shot.

298
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,188
We'll call that
lesson humber one?

299
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,274
Well, oh, okay.

300
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,279
And, um...

301
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,110
If you wouldn't mind
paying me in cash?

302
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,368
There's a little situation
I'm dealing with with the IRS, okay?

303
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,031
Mm-hmm.

304
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,121
With those guys, I gotta Bob and
weave around the facts of life,

305
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,296
if you know what I mean.

306
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,671
Yeah. Look, can I
ask you a question?

307
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,295
If you're such a legendary striker
of the golf ball,

308
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,132
as everyone says,
then why are you, at your age,

309
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,586
out here in
the middle of nowhere

310
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,723
operating a barely solvent
establishment, ducking the IRS,

311
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,174
collecting
a few pathetic dollars

312
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,228
to buy your next six-pack

313
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,928
when you're capable
of so much more?

314
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,893
Jj

315
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,563
Perhaps I'm chock full
of inner demons.

316
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,865
- No.
- Hmm?

317
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,648
You're chock full of bullshit.

318
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:30,911
Anyway...

319
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,245
Same time next week?

320
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,701
Jj

321
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,040
W-what do you mean I should
try being saddled sometime?

322
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,382
Were you being literal, or was that
some freudian type of deal?

323
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,345
Molly?

324
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,343
Doctor?

325
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,970
What kind of saddle?

326
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:55,600
Jj

327
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,706
David Simms.

328
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,783
What the hell
you doing here, man?

329
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,330
Hey there, Romeo.

330
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,000
Been a while, hasn't it? = yeah.

331
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:26,842
Tin cup around?

332
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,385
Uh, no.

333
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,173
He's in, um, Houston
on, uh, business, so.

334
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,197
Anyway, I thought you were
supposed to be on the big pro golf tour.

335
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,303
Well, you tell tin cup
that I'm in town

336
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,813
for my big charity
best ball tournament.

337
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,020
And I got a spot for him

338
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,314
if he ever gets back from, uh...

339
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,816
Huh? Uh, Houston.

340
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,450
Yeah. Wherever.

341
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,653
Well, uh, I thought
you hated him, man.

342
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,657
Hell, I haven't even
thought about him in a dozen years.

343
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,829
Not since the good old days
at the university of Houston

344
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,751
when we won all them
titles together.

345
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,880
God almighty. =

346
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,770
well, he says he carried you
on his back all them years, man.

347
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,591
Well, I didn't have much
craft back then, Romeo,

348
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,096
just a little native ability.

349
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,015
Now, old Roy, he's
a helluva ball striker, isn't he?

350
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,898
What do you want, man?

351
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,732
I want to win my own
tournament, Romeo.

352
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,028
Bet you do.

353
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,399
Now, old Roy, he can help me

354
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,855
if we can manage to behave
like grownups together.

355
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,649
Yep. You never know, huh?

356
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955
You tell him that.

357
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,321
- Yeah. I'll be sure to tell him.
- So what's the...

358
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,617
What's the catch, David?

359
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,048
Hello, cup.

360
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,874
There is no catch.

361
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,766
I put together this
little tournament, with a...

362
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,053
An elite field of players,

363
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,755
and a half-million dollar purse,

364
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,384
and, by god, I'm tired of seeing
the money head out of town.

365
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:02,976
Make more birdies.

366
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,058
Yeah. Well...

367
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,647
That's where you
come in, partner.

368
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,395
I need you on my team.

369
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,698
Well, I repeat.
Uh, what's the catch?

370
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,944
We're playing cottonwood,
where you once shot a 59.

371
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,995
Where you can still shoot
a 65 in your sleep.

372
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,407
Because you know every bump
on every fairway

373
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,997
and every subtle break
on every green.

374
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,005
Hot tub, Roy?

375
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,676
It's a spa.

376
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,052
You and me at cottonwood.

377
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,430
Kind of like the old days,
isn't it?

378
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,516
Yeah, well,
put 'er there, partner!

379
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,372
These two homeboys
are gonna show the world

380
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,017
what golf in west Texas
is all about.

381
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,695
Hell, I'll be a goddamn
birdie-making machine for you out there.

382
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,447
Oh, whoa. Whoa, wait
a minute there, Roy.

383
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,788
Hell, I didn't mean
I wanted you to play with me.

384
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,823
I want you to caddy for me.

385
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,580
You know, read the Greens,
club me, that kind of stuff.

386
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,997
Que te lleva la chingada,
cabron, que caddy con nadie.

387
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,175
Caddy?

388
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,084
Come on, Roy.

389
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,150
Hell, I can't bring a guy in
off the street

390
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,591
to play in my tournament.

391
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,550
I mean, for Christ's sake, guys,

392
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,517
this has become
a big-time event.

393
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,272
Hell, I got corporate sponsors,
30 bucks a ticket.

394
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,981
This guy off the street

395
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,609
can kick your ass
on the golf course anytime, man.

396
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,382
Just like he kicked your ass
in junior golf,

397
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,886
just like he kicked your ass
in university... no. Fuck it, man.

398
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,576
I'll give you 100 bucks
for the loop.

399
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,154
And five percent of
any earnings, Roy.

400
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,573
Get the hell out of here, man,

401
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,829
and take your pinche
color-coordinated,

402
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,335
corporate-sponsored chingada and

403
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,816
take a flying fuck on the rolling...
= Romeo.

404
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,200
I got it man.
Don't worry about it.

405
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,093
Well,

406
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,656
I was just trying
to offer you some work.

407
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,000
Yeah. Thank you very much.

408
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,558
David?

409
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,310
Yeah?

410
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,635
I'll take the job.

411
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,771
Yeah. We'll take the job.

412
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,772
I flat broke j

413
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,861
j and busted j

414
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,035
just don't seem fair j

415
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,743
the man in heaven j

416
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,830
j don't hear my prayer j

417
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,000
j and these dice are loaded j;

418
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,007
I but! Still can't win j

419
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,886
I flat broke and busted j

420
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,283
this looks like it
might be a little more

421
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,587
than you got
in the bag, partner.

422
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,767
I could make that.

423
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,431
J all crapped out a... j

424
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,605
shit.

425
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,556
J; Gain j

426
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,901
is he on?

427
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,653
He's on.

428
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,443
Pretty good shape, too.

429
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,487
I mean, my guy could do it.

430
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,114
I've seen him
do it lots of times,

431
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,823
and you have extra-large huevos.

432
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:16,537
Hit it!

433
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,716
Oh!

434
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,091
Oh! Oh!

435
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,422
Shit!

436
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,805
Fuck that!

437
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,159
I told you that was more
than you had in your bag.

438
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,639
Shit, I had to, partner.

439
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,329
I mean, your damn caddy
came by and told me

440
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,793
that he'd get on
the green from here.

441
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,648
I could.

442
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,774
I got to hand it to you, Roy.

443
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,982
For 15 holes,
you seemed to grasp the concept here.

444
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,280
See, I'm trying to
win this tournament,

445
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,286
and your job is to help me.

446
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,415
Give me the 7-iron.

447
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,711
I'm gonna lay up.

448
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,539
David, you can make that shot.

449
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,878
Hell, I can make
that shot, easy.

450
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,799
I know I can make
this goddamn shot,

451
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,713
but the smart play is to lay up.

452
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,923
These people didn't pay 30 bucks

453
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,518
to see a tour star lay up
on a short par five.

454
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,472
I'm sitting on a two-shot lead
with three to go.

455
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,978
Thanks to you,
my partner's in his pocket.

456
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,443
Suddenly, par's
a helluva number to me.

457
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,855
13 years on the tour,
you're still a pussy.

458
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,282
God damn it, David.
Just hit the fucking three.

459
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,870
Hit it.

460
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,744
13 years on the driving range,

461
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,914
you still think this game is about
your testosterone count.

462
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,211
Now, back up.

463
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,173
230 to carry and
the tour stars lay it up.

464
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,262
So Simms, from the rough,

465
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,565
that's a smart play.

466
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,649
Hey, David, you
in a hurry or what?

467
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,527
Why?

468
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,013
I got a pile of nickels
in the car

469
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,677
that your caddy can
knock it on from here.

470
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,666
"Come on, guys, we're...

471
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,322
Trying to win a tournament here.

472
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,772
Yeah. We are.
That's great, but I got five to one.

473
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,581
I think it's pretty good odds.

474
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:20,797
I think he can do it.

475
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,109
Come on. Let him hit it.
It's only an exhibition.

476
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,249
C'mon. Come on, Roy.
You can handle it.

477
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,427
I got a ball.

478
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,887
Right here.

479
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,221
Balls versus brains, Roy.

480
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,966
You hit that shot,
just keep walking

481
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,638
'cause your ass is fired.

482
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,481
How are you gonna fire me
in front of all these people,

483
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,030
especially when I
knock it on the green?

484
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,155
It looks like the caddy
wants to hit the shot.

485
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,555
Peter kostis, what's
going on down there?

486
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,241
Boys, I think things have
officially changed here now.

487
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,209
Forget the two-shot lead.
Forget three holes to go.

488
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,120
Hey, Roy, you need a glove.

489
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:04,671
It'll help.

490
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,070
There's a little side
action going on down there.

491
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:11,337
And, uh, the $250,000 purse
has just gotten a little bit bigger.

492
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,131
Gary, Gary, you obviously
don't think this guy

493
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,390
can pull this shot off?

494
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,080
I'll tell you what.
I don't think there's any chance.

495
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,456
Let me give you
a little background here.

496
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,096
This impending disaster's
a driving-range pro.

497
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,477
His name is Roy mcavoy.

498
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,507
The locals around here tell
me he was a pretty good college player.

499
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,009
He hung around
the mini-tours for a while.

500
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,760
Well, he's gonna have to have
been a helluva college player

501
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,614
to pull this shot off.

502
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,025
He's got 240 yards.

503
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,784
He's got a national
television audience.

504
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,242
He's got a big gallery here,

505
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,601
and he hasn't hit
a golf ball yet.

506
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,644
Announcer well, this is something
we don't see every day:

507
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,624
National television
with no warmup.

508
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,075
How do you like those odds, Bob?

509
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,274
I don't know who this guy is,

510
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,658
but if this guy even
gets it out of there, I'd be surprised.

511
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,415
A tour pro I'd give ten to one.

512
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,171
Dollar bills.

513
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,010
Oh!

514
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,512
Jj

515
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,798
Oh, he's got that good.

516
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,180
Announcer do you believe this?

517
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,226
Unbelievable.

518
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,606
What a caddy.

519
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,988
You. Yeah. You.
Come here. Come here.

520
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,107
Can you carry that bag? = yeah.

521
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,531
- Pick it up.
- Yes, sir.

522
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,207
Nice shot, Roy. Though shot.
= thanks.

523
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,578
Come here. Come here a second.

524
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,328
Take a hike. The loop's over.

525
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,710
You can't fire me.

526
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,864
- Hey, David, come on, man.
- How can you fire me?

527
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:36,176
I... hey, I just knocked it
stiff from 250.

528
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,180
- Come on.
- Come on, David.

529
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,557
He's always been a jerk.

530
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,184
What about my money?

531
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,769
You just hit the shot that
took you out of the money, bud.

532
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,475
Welcome to life on the tour.

533
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:45,681
Jj

534
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:46,689
Hey! Hey, whoa!

535
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,522
Announcer tonight, the sports machine
brings you a bizarre incident

536
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,939
at the charity golf event
of tour star David Simms.

537
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,073
Let's go to west Texas,

538
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,693
well, driving-range pro
tin cup mcavoy,

539
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,611
serving as a caddy
fo David Simms

540
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:00,870
at the celebrity event...

541
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,699
He grabbed a 3-wood
out of his own bag

542
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,706
and drilled a 240-yard shot

543
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,541
over water to the 16th green...

544
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,126
If I had it all to do over,

545
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,750
I'd still hit that shot.

546
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,679
Yeah. I know.

547
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,215
Man, you'd bury yourself alive

548
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,906
just to prove you
could handle the shovel.

549
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,179
You know why I'd
still hit that shot?

550
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,895
Yeah.

551
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,395
'Cause it's the only way
you could beat Dave Simms.

552
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,691
No.

553
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,712
'Cause you get
that look in your face.

554
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,728
I'd hit it again because that shot
was a defining moment,

555
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,021
and when a defining
moment comes along,

556
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,404
you define the moment,

557
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,608
or the moment defines you.

558
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,740
I did not shrink
from the challenge.

559
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:41,529
I Rose to it.

560
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,995
1981, fort Washington golf club,
Fresno, California.

561
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,169
Ring a bell?

562
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,773
The final round
of the tour qualifying school?

563
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,708
I was playing to win.

564
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,382
Tried to hit that same
impossible cut 3-wood into the wind

565
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,553
from a hilly lie.

566
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:56,846
I was playing to win.

567
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,416
Five in a row out of bounds

568
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,217
till you finally pulled it off

569
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,141
and tapped it in
for a crowd-pleasing 13

570
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,848
when a 12 would have
got you on the tour.

571
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,893
And the definition was "shit."

572
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,944
Greatness courts failure, Romeo.

573
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,819
You may be right, boss,
but you know what?

574
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,235
Sometimes par
is good enough to win.

575
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,501
We owe her $12,000.

576
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:33,338
No. I owe her $12,000,
all right? 1 owe her.

577
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,292
Okay, fine. You owe her $12,000.
Like it makes a difference.

578
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,590
It makes a difference.

579
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,299
Look, boss, I only got one rule,

580
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,348
and that's never bet money
that you don't have on a dog race

581
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,554
with an ex-girlfriend
who happens to be a stripper.

582
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,733
Now you broke that rule, and you're gonna
have to be sweet to her, homes.

583
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,584
Look, you gotta tell her something
nice to start off with.

584
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,889
You know, kind of like an ice breaker.
How hard can it be?

585
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,227
Look, I'll say one thing nice.

586
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,278
If it don't come out right,
then you say it better.

587
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,483
Hey, tin cup.
Doreen's looking for you.

588
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,658
Yeah, I'll bet she is.

589
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:03,118
J oh, baby,
you look so good to me j

590
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,541
hey, tin cup.

591
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,081
Haven't seen you for three days.

592
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,252
I'm a busy man.

593
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,254
Hey, tin cup.

594
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,248
Hi, sweetie.

595
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,422
Hi, honey.

596
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,840
That better be you, Roy.

597
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,847
Just be nice, okay?

598
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:30,523
Doreen.

599
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,687
You're looking
particularly lovely this evening.

600
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,569
Uh, yeah, that's even nicer
than the leopard suit, the...

601
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,019
Cut the horseshit, guys.

602
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,155
You owe me $12,000.

603
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,388
And we're... and we're gonna pay it.
Don't worry about that.

604
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,277
Oh, I know you're gonna pay me.

605
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,113
12 smackeroos. Where is it?

606
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,161
There.

607
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,336
What is this?

608
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:57,131
With equity and inventory,
it's worth 12 grand,

609
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,676
more or less.

610
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,381
This is how you think
you're gonna settle up?

611
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,754
By giving me the deed
to your driving range.

612
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,012
Only on the condition
that you don't sell right away,

613
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,008
and me and Romeo keep our jobs.

614
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,221
What in the world would I want with
your stupid driving range?

615
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,850
Equity, inventory, cash flow,

616
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,727
not to mention an enhanced stature
in the community,

617
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:22,444
plus a prepaid membership in
salome chamber of commerce.

618
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,526
What are your labor costs?

619
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,491
Everybody gets what they're get...

620
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,787
But the tractor kid
gets five bucks an hour.

621
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,214
And Romeo gets 10, cash.

622
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,719
What do you pay yourself?

623
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:47,516
Myself?

624
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,342
You know, to stand around
all day and hit those little golf balls,

625
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,602
when you're not breaking
for beers or corn dogs

626
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,209
or to gather the guys up
and lay bets

627
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,993
on which crow's gonna
fly off the fence next.

628
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,192
Are you referring to
my managerial salary?

629
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,844
I am referring to every red nickel
that you take from the till

630
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,927
and every bag of beer nuts
that you lift from the rack.

631
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,691
That is what I'm referring to.

632
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,860
He'll take the deal.
He'll take the deal.

633
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:10,957
What is the deal?

634
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,325
Okay, let's just say
the driving range is worth 10,000.

635
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,164
You still owe me 2.

636
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:26,300
J maybe tomorrow j

637
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,718
j I'll see some light j

638
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,143
j and I'll know the difference j

639
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,812
j between wrong and right »

640
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,312
j my ship is out there j

641
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,191
j no, but it can't come in j

642
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,948
I flat broke and busted j

643
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:50,861
j crapped out again j

644
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:54,955
she's been here a while.

645
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,170
Am I early?

646
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,208
Mr. mcavoy, I can appreciate

647
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,998
that you have a fairly laid-back,
relaxed lifestyle,

648
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,586
but I have hours to keep.

649
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:09,839
All right. A former paramour
once ascribed my fluid sense of time

650
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,973
to being born under
the sign of pisces.

651
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:16,394
Something about... floating
through the universe.

652
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,559
Oh. You amuse me, Roy,

653
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,809
but I'm the only woman
in America born after world war il

654
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,773
who thinks astrology's
a crock of shit.

655
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,483
Now let's see if
the big dog'll eat.

656
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,366
Waggle.

657
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:29,744
I'm waggling.

658
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,556
Set up to the ball
like I showed you last time.

659
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,786
I am setting up to the ball.

660
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,744
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, hold on.

661
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:36,497
Yeah.

662
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,388
Quit trying to wring
the club's neck, Molly.

663
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:39,371
All right?

664
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,083
Show a little warmth,
a little compassion.

665
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:46,424
Remember, this game's
about trust and touch...

666
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:48,804
And lettin' go,

667
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,176
so while I subtly enhance
your technical prospects,

668
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:57,098
why don't you tell me all about
your personal life?

669
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,759
That's none of
your business, Roy.

670
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,524
Your boyfriend's a golfer.
That's my bet.

671
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,027
And he's the reason
you're taking this game up. Hmm?

672
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,272
Hell, I probably even know him.

673
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,486
Get your hands off her ass, Roy.

674
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,205
Hi, honey.

675
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,165
Hi, darlin'.

676
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,935
He's taking her to Miami

677
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,495
for the fucking doral.

678
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,952
How am I supposed to
compete with that?

679
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,212
Man, you are having
a bad week, aren't you?

680
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,333
Man, she must think
I'm such a nothing, such a loser.

681
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:30,674
A lousy driving-range pro
living in a winnebago.

682
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,176
She don't know
you live in a winnebago.

683
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:36,008
Well, she sure as hell
knows I ain't taking her to no doral

684
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:38,848
for massages and mimosas
all weekend.

685
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,013
Hmm? =

686
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,977
oh, god. I didn't leave it out.

687
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,151
Well, I didn't.

688
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,216
Gotta do something with my life.

689
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,696
You just threw that in the spa.

690
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,487
Gotta rise to a level
worthy of the women who think I'm a joke.

691
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,550
Well, you could go out
and win the us open.

692
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,622
That would impress her.

693
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:57,824
What?

694
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,290
Win the open, man.

695
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,707
She'll think,
"oh, you're wonderful, Roy."

696
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,045
Romeo, that idea has promise.

697
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,985
Are we talking about the same
golf tournament, huh?

698
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,500
The us open, the biggest golf
tournament in the world.

699
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,639
Not just the biggest golf
tournament in the world,

700
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,714
the most Democratic
golf tournament in the world.

701
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,007
What do you mean?

702
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:18,929
- Well, I mean it's open.
- So0?

703
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,688
It's open. Anybody with a two handicap
or better has got a shot at it.

704
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,315
You just gotta get through
a local and sectional qualifier,

705
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,023
and unlike doral or colonial or at&t,
they can't keep you out.

706
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,735
They can't ask you if you're
a-a garbage man or a bean picker

707
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:36,151
or a driving-range pro
whose check's signed by a stripper.

708
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,904
You qualify, you're in.

709
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,601
Yeah, you don't got the game, man.

710
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,035
I got every shot in the book.

711
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,166
I'm talking about the game.

712
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,875
The mental game, you know,
la cabeza. You don't got it.

713
00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:49,422
Well, since you're
the authority,

714
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,926
how'd you like to teach me
what I ain't and never will be?

715
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,461
What... what for, man?

716
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,004
You never listen to me. Never.

717
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,798
Well, this time
will be different,

718
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,017
- yeah, right.
- I promise.

719
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,665
You don't even have the money to get
your golf clubs out of hock,

720
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,270
and you're gonna win
the us open.

721
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,768
That don't fit, man.

722
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,183
Don't force it if it don't f...

723
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,104
Ahh, is that what
those things were?

724
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,522
- Flowers?
- Flowers.

725
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,887
Let me get this straight.

726
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,902
You're gonna play me
for $400 with those?

727
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,537
Yeah, and I'll give you
2 strokes a side.

728
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,078
You ain't got no 400 bucks.

729
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,664
I-I got the title of
my car for collateral.

730
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,462
I ain't interested
in that piece of shit.

731
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,841
That's 'cause you think of it as
transportation, Boone.

732
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,794
Think of it as bragging rights.

733
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,825
Think of yourself
sitting around the bar

734
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,340
crowing to your cronies
about the Cadillac you won from me.

735
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,842
They'll...

736
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,057
They'll forget all about
the winnebago you lost to me.

737
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,109
I'll call the ins on you,
you little midget.

738
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,857
I'll be playing
a pink lady today.

739
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,985
Is that little pink fag ball
supposed to intimidate me?

740
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,319
Well, not unless
I knock it by you.

741
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,319
Louisville slugger, please.

742
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,415
J I'm drivin' down the highway,
headed to the range j

743
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:06,785
j gonna knock 'em out strong j

744
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:07,878
oh!

745
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,250
J got an old brown bag j

746
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,568
I believe you're away.

747
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,002
Don't worry about it, Julio.

748
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,531
I thought I caught that thing
way the hell on the toe.

749
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,467
J there's a place for you
if you're just like me j

750
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:21,764
- whoo!
- You drive for show,

751
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,596
and you putt for dough,
big mouth.

752
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:27,182
You hear that, Romeo?
Boone was being profound.

753
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,168
Let's see,
little wind left to right.

754
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,853
I highly recommend the shovel.

755
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,483
Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.

756
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,762
J well, there's a place for
you if you're just like me j

757
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,430
all right, I want
to see a legitimate swing.

758
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,193
No scooping.

759
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:43,703
J I'm notrich,
and I'm not on TV j

760
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,539
j have another cool one,
but it won't hurt j;

761
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,510
j got myself a big stick
swingin'in the dirt j

762
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,670
I'll finish.

763
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,790
J got myself a big stick
swingin'in the dirt j

764
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,299
get the hell off my golf course.

765
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,426
Uh, need a receipt?

766
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,701
You know what I think, grasshopper?

767
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,261
She's got you by the huevos.

768
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Listen, swami, your job's to teach
me Patience and humility,

769
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,227
all right, not advise me
on my love life.

770
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,330
Not all my thinking
occurs below the belt.

771
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,003
I mean, I actually
stand for a few things

772
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,359
besides where my next
romantic interlude's coming from.

773
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:15,276
Well, then great.

774
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,174
You won't have any trouble
telling the doctor lady

775
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,118
you can't teach her no more
until after the open.

776
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,344
Well, now that would make
an issue

777
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,054
of something that's
not a issue, now wouldn't it?

778
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,078
Yeah, right.

779
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,119
I am!

780
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,582
This is my quest!

781
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,186
This is where I stand up
for all the little guys everywhere

782
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,919
who've had their fill
of soulless robots like David Simms.

783
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,789
Well, David Simms
may be a soulless robot,

784
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,832
but he's a rich,
happy soulless robot

785
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,214
with a beautiful
doctor lady girlfriend.

786
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,116
Besides, how's
getting in the open

787
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,721
gonna change
what she thinks about you?

788
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,183
Well, it'll show her
I'm not who she thinks I am.

789
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,769
But you are who
she thinks you are, man.

790
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:53,932
No, Roy, I will not give you
time off to go win the open.

791
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,983
I don't care
if it is your quest.

792
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,360
How about my destiny?

793
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,861
Or your destiny.

794
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,070
Or any other term

795
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,761
you vaguely remember
from your cliff notes.

796
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,804
That's the most stupid
thing I've ever seen in my life.

797
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,640
Don't get mean, all right?
First you get mean, then you get petty.

798
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,701
You should have been a little nicer to me
when we were an item,

799
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,957
and maybe I wouldn't be
such a nasty boss.

800
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,786
Yeah. Roy, I've got a business
to run. Bye-bye, bon voyage.

801
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,817
You know what, Becky, Becky,
Becky, come here, sweetheart.

802
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,527
Right now, hurry up.
We don't have a lot of time.

803
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,791
Now, you're doing a natural thing,
and it's really sweet,

804
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,565
but you know what?
We don't do natural here.

805
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,171
We do big and bold. Colorful.

806
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,589
Hair, lots of it, many colors.

807
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,803
Look at me.
That's what we do, okay?

808
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,934
Well, if you're gonna
take that tone,

809
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,708
then we'll just have to
talk another day.

810
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,267
I'm sorry, uh,
I have things to do,

811
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,606
and I don't really need
to be treated like that,

812
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:41,897
so good-bye.

813
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,929
You know, it wouldn't
kill you just once

814
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,909
to tell her something
like that she's beautiful

815
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,866
or that she can dance, or

816
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,455
she's sexy as hell.

817
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,915
Here I am, ready to...

818
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,076
Charge forth in pursuit
of my mythic destiny,

819
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,620
I can't even get
time off work to do it.

820
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,463
Well, uh, I'm no expert here,

821
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:03,092
but it seems to me
that the pursuit of a mythic destiny

822
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,755
isn't something you need to get off
a $7-an-hour job in order to do.

823
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,015
I'm stuck, man. I'm buried.

824
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,185
I need help.

825
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,304
I need advice, I need counseling.
I need a...

826
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:15,816
I need a shrink.

827
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,607
You don't know no shrinks.

828
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:19,695
I know one.

829
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:23,984
No, no, no, no.
Not the doctor lady.

830
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:24,984
Why not?

831
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,441
You can't ask advice
about the woman you're trying to hose

832
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,951
from the woman you're
trying to hose.

833
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,165
Why not?

834
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,204
Jj

835
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,116
Sue Ann. Sue Ann, honey.

836
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,305
I didn't... I didn't
say shit to her.

837
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,194
Roy, oh!

838
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:56,869
Okay, Roy, get in
the other room, please.

839
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,619
Sue Ann, honey, it's okay. Okay.

840
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,744
Hey, look, she was crying
when she came out there, all right?

841
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:12,590
Okay, okay, Roy. Roy!
That is a patient exit room.

842
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,203
Well, I knew it was
some kind of room.

843
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,809
It wasn't painted.
There was no magazines out there.

844
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,061
Roy, why are you here?

845
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,859
Therapy.

846
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,977
You've come for therapy?

847
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,019
Okay, look, Roy,

848
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,117
you know, you really need
to make an appointment,

849
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,148
because I have a client
in a half an hour.

850
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:32,901
That's enough time, 30 minutes.
Hell, I'm not that fucked up.

851
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,018
Okay, Roy, you know what?
Why Don"t...

852
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,844
Why don't you just have a seat
right there?

853
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:37,875
Right over there.

854
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:42,588
Okay.

855
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,759
Okay, so how do I do it?

856
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,019
Therapy, I mean...

857
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,929
I mean, w-how do I
start doing it?

858
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,394
Okay, Roy, well,

859
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,355
in parlance
you might understand,

860
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,440
just kick back
and let the big dog eat.

861
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:15,784
Suppose there's this guy,

862
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,742
and he's standing
on the shore of a big, wide river,

863
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,750
and the river's full of
all manner of disaster, you know?

864
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,878
Piranhas, alligators,
Eddies, currents, shit like that.

865
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:27,376
Nobody'll even go
down there to dip a toe,

866
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,486
and on the other
side of the river is a million bucks,

867
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,252
and on this side of
the river is a rowboat.

868
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:35,091
Mm-hmm.

869
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,386
I guess my question is this.

870
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:40,348
What would possess a guy
standing on shore to swim for it?

871
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:41,897
He's an idiot.

872
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,480
No, see, he's a helluva swimmer.

873
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,482
See his... his problem is more like

874
00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:50,066
why does he always
have to rise to the challenge?

875
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,855
He's a juvenile idiot.

876
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,041
You don't understand
what I mean by the river.

877
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:54,698
Roy.

878
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,196
We're talking about you

879
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,445
and what you like to call
your inner demons,

880
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,659
that human frailty
you like to blather about.

881
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,491
Not some mythopoetic
metaphor you come up with

882
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,537
in a feeble and transparent effort
to do yourself credit.

883
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,497
You mean you're gonna
make me feel lousy?

884
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:10,376
No.

885
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,570
I came here to feel better.

886
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,238
- I mean, what kind of therapy is this?
- Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy.

887
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:15,127
You don't have any inner demons.

888
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,509
What you have is inner crap-ola,

889
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,764
inner debris, garbage,

890
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,471
loose wires, a few.

891
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,469
Horseshit in staggering amounts.

892
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,979
Look, I'm not some just
jerk driving-range pro

893
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:28,107
who drinks too much booze,
eats too few vegetables, okay?

894
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:30,313
Roy, could you please
sit down, okay?

895
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,007
'Cause... 'Cause you're getting defensive,

896
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,773
and I want you to just cut
to the chase and tell me why you're here.

897
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:38,412
Woman.

898
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:39,986
Oh, a woman.

899
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,492
Have you asked her out?

900
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,744
No. She's seeing a guy.
I don't know how serious it is.

901
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,328
But the guy's
a real horse's ass if you ask me.

902
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,622
Maybe if you shared your heart
with this woman,

903
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,069
you know,
took her out to dinner,

904
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,960
then it would... it would force these
issues out to the open.

905
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,003
Well, I'm afraid she'll say no.

906
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,671
So what you're saying is that

907
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,933
all your speeches about swimming across
shark-infested waters

908
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,594
are really about your golf game,
not about your personal life.

909
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,558
Oh, jeez.

910
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,377
So good, we're getting
a little close to the truth.

911
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:10,754
Well, Christ, I didn't know
we were gonna get into my personal life.

912
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:11,858
Well, this is therapy, Roy.

913
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,190
Well, I know, but I didn't...

914
00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:15,795
I didn't think it was
that kind of therapy.

915
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,448
Well, okay, let's
make this simple.

916
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,358
Roy, please, here,
sit down right here.

917
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,266
You know those risks that
you love to take on the golf course?

918
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,123
The ones that you talk
so passionately and poetically about.

919
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,166
Well, you need to apply
those same risks

920
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,827
to your personal life
with the same passion.

921
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,574
You mean I should
just ask her out?

922
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:32,333
Yes.

923
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:34,419
And risk coming right
over the top, snap,

924
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:35,794
hooking it out of bounds left.

925
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:36,587
Absolutely, Roy.

926
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:37,468
Hittin' it a little thin.

927
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,638
- Okay, Roy. That's good.
- I'm sorry.

928
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:44,471
Now look, all you have to do is walk up
to this... this woman, wherever she is,

929
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,636
look her in the eye...
Look at me, Roy.

930
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,597
Just look her in the eyes.

931
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,265
That's right,
let down your guard

932
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:52,525
and don't try to be cool
or smooth or whatever.

933
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,686
Just be honest and take a risk.

934
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,718
And then you know what? Whatever
happens, if you act from the heart,

935
00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,278
you can't make a mistake.

936
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:17,969
Dr. griswold.

937
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,471
Yes?

938
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,633
I think I'm in love with you.

939
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,411
- What?
- From the moment I first saw you,

940
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:28,348
I knew I was through with bar girls
and strippers and motorcycle chicks,

941
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,310
and when you first started talking,
I was smitten with you,

942
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:34,601
and I'm... smitten with you
more every day I think about you,

943
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,270
and the fact that you know
I'm full of crap-ola

944
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,404
only makes you even
more attractive to me.

945
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,575
Usually I can bullshit people,
but I can't bullshit you,

946
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,202
and in addition,
you got... you got great legs,

947
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,409
and most women,
I'm thinking about

948
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,103
how to get in their pants from day one,
but with you I'm just...

949
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:55,126
I'm just thinking about
how to get in your heart, and...

950
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,040
Roy, uh...

951
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,698
- Stunned, huh?
- Yeah.

952
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,504
So, uh, so what about dinner?

953
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:05,219
And, uh, we can talk about us
and if we have a future

954
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,433
and how to drop that
horse's-ass boyfriend of yours.

955
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,260
Roy, just slow down, okay?

956
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,979
What? I just hit a 8-degree
driver off the carpet.

957
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,418
I mean, I'm staring
eagle in the face.

958
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,170
Okay, will you just cut
the golf talk, please?

959
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,234
Because this is a mistake.

960
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,631
Well, I'm acting from the heart.

961
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,020
How can that be a mistake?

962
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:20,907
Right?

963
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,983
Wrong, Roy, I mean...

964
00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,118
Shit. I didn't know
you were talking about me, Roy.

965
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,384
Well, would your advice
have been different?

966
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:33,701
Uh, ha. Roy...

967
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:37,901
You know, this session is over.

968
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,040
I have someone coming soon.

969
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,424
I think you better leave.

970
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,637
I take it your answer is no.

971
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,008
Well, our relationship is,
and will remain, strictly professional.

972
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:52,314
That's it?

973
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:54,608
Yeah.

974
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:02,279
Well, I'm gonna qualify for the us open
and kick your boyfriend's ass.

975
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,017
And whatever you think of me,
you should know that your boyfriend,

976
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:13,078
he hates old people,
he hates children, and he hates dogs,

977
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:16,369
and that broad's out there crying still,
all right? In the exit room.

978
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,941
You're still in the exit room.

979
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,261
Oh...

980
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,007
Hello.

981
00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,927
Um, Dr. kasseldorf,
you're there.

982
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,646
Wy-well, you always, uh,
you always said to call

983
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:38,023
if... if something came up
tha... that confused me,

984
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:39,934
and, uh, you know,
shrinks need shrinks,

985
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,694
but, uh, it happened.
I mean... l mean, you said it would.

986
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:46,357
Uh, a patient... a patient came in and
thinks that he's falling in love with me.

987
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:49,415
Well, I mean, he's not really a patient,
he's... he's my golf pro, but...

988
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,741
No. I know that
under the circumstance,

989
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,836
that I'm supposed to
recommend another therapist,

990
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,042
but there are no other
therapists in salome.

991
00:45:56,212 --> 00:46:00,501
I mean, he'd have to drive
100 miles to midland or Odessa,

992
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,757
and I'm not sure you could
count on any help there.

993
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:07,220
Me? No, my self-esteem...
My self-esteem is fine.

994
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:08,596
My self-esteem is fine.

995
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,299
Well, he's a good-looking man.

996
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,226
Green eyes, I don't...
I mean, I don't know...

997
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,637
That's not the point, is it?

998
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,978
Well, he's, you know,
he's kind of cute. He's cute.

999
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,779
B-but I mean...

1000
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:26,901
Okay.

1001
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,442
Jj

1002
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:30,996
Okay.

1003
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:32,706
Okay.

1004
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,250
Uh-huh.

1005
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:52,673
J oh, I wish I could laugh

1006
00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:56,477
j when I look way back j

1007
00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:03,853
j find out who stole
all my dreams j

1008
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:09,945
j oh, I wish it was easy j

1009
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,361
I to face the fact j

1010
00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:20,710
j there was
nobody there but me j

1011
00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:34,807
J there was nobody there j

1012
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:37,059
«j but me j

1013
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,313
hello.

1014
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,571
Hi.

1015
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,445
You got a beautiful swing, Roy.

1016
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:53,863
I'm a beautiful guy.

1017
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,488
Look, Roy, I came here
to apologize, okay?

1018
00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:58,833
For what?

1019
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,662
Well, you did exactly
what I said,

1020
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,916
and I just poured cold water
over your efforts, okay?

1021
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,047
I didn't get it.

1022
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:06,713
I'm a, like, terrible
shrink probably.

1023
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,212
Should've never
gotten out of real estate. Shit.

1024
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,591
Actually, I should've never left Ohio
for that cowboy in amarillo, but...

1025
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,052
Have you ever been to amarillo?

1026
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,811
Cowboy?

1027
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:20,344
Yeah. I mean,
it's not as romantic

1028
00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:22,263
when you're actually
with one, trust me.

1029
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,265
I mean, so the oilman
in Dallas or Houston

1030
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:25,587
orl don't know
where he was from.

1031
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,897
Anyway, he just
looked great after that...

1032
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,108
Oh, boy. So I... that's when
I went to the Gulf,

1033
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,193
and I ended up in,
like, trailer sales,

1034
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,825
and then all those condos
in corpus christi.

1035
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,369
The bottom just...
Boom... fell right out of the market,

1036
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,701
and I just... l needed a new gig.

1037
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,289
A new gig?

1038
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,995
Therapy. I mean,
I took all the classes.

1039
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:48,084
I'm, you know,
legitimate, legal, certified.

1040
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,791
Fuck. I'm certifiable.
I'm really sorry, okay?

1041
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,220
Oh, boy.

1042
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,119
Ray, do you mind
if I have a doughnut.

1043
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,023
Thanks.

1044
00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:07,819
Okay, look.

1045
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,194
I am really flattered
that you asked me out,

1046
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,550
but, I mean, I can't accept
because I am involved with David, and

1047
00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:14,928
well, I haven't
seen any evidence

1048
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,159
that he treats old people,
children, or dogs badly.

1049
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,945
Look, I admit, and I'm sorry.

1050
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:21,268
I guess I got a little carried away
with the David thing.

1051
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,686
I just should have
laid up and made my par.

1052
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:25,668
Okay, look, Roy, I j... I just want
to make a proposal, all right?

1053
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:30,081
I mean, as long as you understand
that it's strictly professional,

1054
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,420
and that, you know,
we're not going out together.

1055
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:33,636
Tee it up.

1056
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:37,755
Well, I think that I can help you
with the mental aspects of the game.

1057
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:40,299
I mean, you have, um,
Romeo to be your swing doctor.

1058
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,580
I could be your head doctor.

1059
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,604
What, Roy?

1060
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:45,638
Well, you just said yourself
you're a crummy shrink.

1061
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,978
Well, I can improve, Roy.

1062
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,567
Molly, I don't even have
the money to pay you.

1063
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,425
- I'm broke.
- Roy, you don't need any money to pay me.

1064
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,689
We'll trade services.

1065
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,735
I mean, you know, I'll give you
my services for golf lessons, and...

1066
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,696
And I can help you through
the qualifying, Roy,

1067
00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,915
and then if you make it
into the open, well...

1068
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:09,078
I'm on my own.
You'll be with David.

1069
00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:13,551
Yeah.

1070
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,839
Uh, I don't... I don't...
I don't really want this.

1071
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,018
Okay.

1072
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,308
J every minute j

1073
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:29,689
third in the group,

1074
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,146
playing out of salome, Texas,
Roy mcavoy.

1075
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:36,234
J every day that passes by j

1076
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,696
j fills my spirit j

1077
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,116
I for a moment j

1078
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,825
j that you're not on my mind j

1079
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,163
j if you wonder j;

1080
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,256
j when I think of you j

1081
00:50:56,679 --> 00:51:00,638
j well, just let me
put it this way j

1082
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:03,932
j every minute j

1083
00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:07,933
Ben hogan. Now, who's he?

1084
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,768
I find him mildly attractive

1085
00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,774
when he's obnoxious
and arrogant like this.

1086
00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:14,112
Well, good.

1087
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,857
J every hour j

1088
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:25,242
j every day j

1089
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,102
these guys bugging you,
boss? I can shut 'em up.

1090
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:27,865
The way I'm swinging today,

1091
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,659
nothing bugs me except
insufficient applause.

1092
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:33,413
Gimme the lumber.

1093
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,539
Eh, I think you wanna hit
the 2-iron, boss.

1094
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:38,508
I said I want the big dog.

1095
00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,408
You got a tight par-5 here, man,
with out of bounds on the left.

1096
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,036
I don't think you wanna hit the driver.
The 2-iron seems like the deal.

1097
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:47,821
Well, I'm not goin' left of those trees
or right of those trees. Okay?

1098
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,519
I'm goin' over those trees...

1099
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,274
With a little draw.

1100
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,682
Yeah. = over the trees!

1101
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,142
That way, I get home in 2.

1102
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,881
That way, I'm puttin'
for eagle. Now...

1103
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,361
You don't need a eagle
to qualify.

1104
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,697
You need to practice
playin' it safe.

1105
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,179
- No mistakes with the...
- Qualify? I want the course record.

1106
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,283
Now give me the lumber.

1107
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:09,603
You're not gonna
listen to me, are you?

1108
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:12,869
Even when I'm tryin'
to help you, man.

1109
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,318
After all these years, what,
do you think I'm full of shit?

1110
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:18,028
I think I'm gonna get
penalized for slow play.

1111
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,462
Now gimme the fuckin' driver.

1112
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,406
You know, man,
you're a head case, you know?

1113
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:23,421
You always have been,
and you always will be.

1114
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,879
Well, let's ask the head doctor.

1115
00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:26,411
- Dr. griswold?
- What do I say?

1116
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:27,435
Dr. griswold.

1117
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:29,180
Yes?

1118
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,141
Should I hit
the big dog or the 2?

1119
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:35,016
Uh, soliciting shot selection advice
is a 2-stroke penalty.

1120
00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:37,268
Trust your feelings.

1121
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,895
Ha! Now, gimme the driver
and shut up.

1122
00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:45,488
You want the driver? Fine.

1123
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:47,038
Here.

1124
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,807
Hit the driver, tin cup.

1125
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,667
Well, I've changed my mind.
Give me the 3-wood.

1126
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:01,141
You can't throw that dogleg
with a 3-wood, man.

1127
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:02,887
You wanha bet?

1128
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,010
Fine. Take the 3-wood.

1129
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:07,889
Take it and show me

1130
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,846
what a golf pro does, man.

1131
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:18,058
Guess I'm goin' with
the safe shot, boys.

1132
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,447
But, you know,
sometimes I fan that 2.

1133
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,444
Ooo.

1134
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,869
You better gimme the 3.

1135
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,287
Is this normal behavior for him?

1136
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,768
Well, the word "normal" and him

1137
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,828
don't often collide
in the same sentence.

1138
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,542
And sometimes
I catch that 3 a little thin, too.

1139
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:42,506
Don't do this, Roy.
= and I've hit fliers with the 4.

1140
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,592
Hit the damn ball, Roy.

1141
00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:49,052
Hmm? I've hooked my 5.
I've shanked the 6.

1142
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,558
Skulled the 8. Fatted the 9.

1143
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,264
Chili-dipped the wedge.

1144
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,638
And I've bladed the sand.

1145
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,099
Putter? = yeah.

1146
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,185
There is old Mr. 3-wiggle,
isn't there?

1147
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,406
Jj

1148
00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:08,074
But then there's the 7-iron.

1149
00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:11,160
I never miss with the 7-iron.

1150
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,036
Jj

1151
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:18,452
It's the only
truly safe club in my bag.

1152
00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:23,040
Well, the bag's lighter, Romeo.
You happy?

1153
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,258
No, I'm not happy, man.

1154
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:27,430
I'm tired...

1155
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,536
And my life's too short
to sit there watch you blow up all the...

1156
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,425
'Cause I done it too many times.

1157
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:35,980
What, are you quittin'?

1158
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,181
Huh. God... damn.

1159
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,684
First sign of adversity,
and you're quittin'?

1160
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,277
God. First time
you have a chance

1161
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:45,688
to qualify for the open.

1162
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,777
Jesus, what the hell
is wrong with you?

1163
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:53,700
Anybody wanna bet me
I can't par in with a 7-iron? Huh?

1164
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,659
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

1165
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,168
Come on, anybody?

1166
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,743
No, sir. No way.

1167
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,542
Doc, take the bet.

1168
00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,673
Roy, just shut up
and hit the ball.

1169
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:09,757
Jj

1170
00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:13,434
Okay.

1171
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,322
You the man, cup.

1172
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,157
J it's pride against money j

1173
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,744
j love against pride j

1174
00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:40,917
j drivin' all the demons j

1175
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,171
j that I been keepin' inside j

1176
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,590
j I always
go for the long shot j

1177
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,510
I I never hesitate j

1178
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,089
j when I wave
to the four winds j

1179
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,267
j I stick a finger at fate j

1180
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,475
j it's just a character flaw j

1181
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,724
j no matter what you saw,
it don't matter at all j

1182
00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:06,689
j it's just a character flaw j

1183
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:10,109
j it ain't against the law,
it don't matter at all j

1184
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,366
j it's just a character flaw j

1185
00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:15,535
thank you, boys.

1186
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:16,786
You survived?

1187
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,207
Whoo!

1188
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:19,709
Cervezas?

1189
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,162
Si, cervezas.

1190
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,580
What do you think
my best shot was?

1191
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,337
Was it the 7-iron on 12?

1192
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:26,713
Pretty good one.

1193
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,215
Or was it the 7-iron on 14?

1194
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:28,965
That was tight.

1195
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:29,795
That was better.

1196
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,335
What about that
bunker shot on 18,

1197
00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:34,505
which, to my recollection,
was a 7-iron?

1198
00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:36,264
Yes, it was.

1199
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:37,475
They all were good.

1200
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:38,997
- You're definitely the man.
- Hoo.

1201
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:40,807
Hey, doc. Doc.

1202
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:41,723
Hmm?

1203
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:42,940
How'd I do?

1204
00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:45,644
Well, you failed miserably, Roy.

1205
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,629
W-what are you
talkin' about? I...

1206
00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,777
Did I not qualify
for the sectionals?

1207
00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:53,695
I believe I did,
with a 7-iron, I recall.

1208
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,238
Look, your job
isn't just to qualify for the open.

1209
00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:00,572
It's to prepare for the open.

1210
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,958
My job is to help you prepare.

1211
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:03,912
Thank you.

1212
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,123
Now, you said trust my feelings.
I did.

1213
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:10,403
Well, I didn't know you felt
like breakin' all the clubs in your bag

1214
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,509
and getting in a pissing contest
with your caddy,

1215
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:13,919
who, incidentally, quit.

1216
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,053
Well, he always quits.

1217
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,257
He ought to be here, manana.

1218
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,094
To the quitter.

1219
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,269
To Rome.

1220
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,539
Romeo. Romeo.

1221
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:22,678
Yeah, the little quitter.

1222
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,812
Nonetheless, nonetheless...

1223
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,400
From the mental aspect,
which is my domain,

1224
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,439
you've regressed, Roy...

1225
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:31,398
Oh.

1226
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,357
And are fumbling somewhere
between delusion and denial.

1227
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:35,637
Regression. Delusion. Denial.

1228
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:39,028
I mean, why you gotta use all
the psychological language for?

1229
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,080
Havin' a bad day, Roy?

1230
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:45,086
No.

1231
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:45,829
Hi, honey.

1232
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,004
Hi, darlin'.

1233
00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:50,716
Shot a 65.

1234
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,084
Parred the backside
with a 7-iron.

1235
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:55,760
Why?

1236
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:58,661
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Now, see, that's the question. Why?

1237
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,845
Because he broke
all of his other clubs.

1238
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:03,437
Snapped 'em right in two.

1239
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:07,556
Jesus, Roy.
=I didn't break 'em all. Romeo broke two.

1240
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,653
Listen, I'm on your side here.
I mean, we go way back, partner,

1241
00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:16,990
and I really hope you
qualify for the open, but if you do...

1242
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,738
You better play with
some kind of control, son,

1243
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,653
or you'll get
slaughtered out there.

1244
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,998
Hell, good players
shoot an 82 in the open.

1245
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:30,170
You see, Roy, it means
you just can't always go for it.

1246
00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:34,667
I swear to god, doc,
this guy is not who you think he is.

1247
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:37,052
Well, it's a well-known fact.
If a camera's not on him,

1248
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,258
he treats old people
and children like dirt.

1249
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,516
And dogs.

1250
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,139
Jeez...

1251
00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,634
Yeah, don't forget dogs.

1252
00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,679
Okay. Okay, guys. You know what?
We better go, David.

1253
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,024
Ugh, come on.

1254
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,442
Yeah, I guess so.

1255
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:50,776
Come on.

1256
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,686
Hey, you ever shoot par
with a 7-iron?

1257
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,193
Why, hell, Roy, it...

1258
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,446
Never even occurred
to me to try.

1259
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,991
Well, I bet you $1,000
against my car

1260
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,122
that I can beat you
in any game...

1261
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,876
Any game...
You name it, with a golf club.

1262
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,797
Come on, Roy,
this is ridiculous.

1263
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,176
What, are ya chicken?

1264
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:25,259
What, are you gonna... gonna lay up
the way you did in the masters last year?

1265
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,768
Ooh!

1266
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,155
Any game, I name it?

1267
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:37,467
- Oh, David, come on.
- Any game.

1268
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:40,654
Oh, no, no, it's okay. I'm just
gonna teach old Roy here a little lesson.

1269
00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:44,285
Why do men insist on
measuring their dicks?

1270
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,118
All right, let's measure.

1271
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:54,400
- Fine. Let's measure.
- Oh, Roy, for god's sakes,

1272
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,539
I wasn't being literal.

1273
00:59:56,802 --> 00:59:58,212
Oh, David, come on, let's go.

1274
00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,464
Wait, wait, wait, Molly,
I got this one.

1275
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,848
We'll just call this part of
Roy's mental preparation for the us open,

1276
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,970
where the rough is deep and the Greens
are slick and nerves are shattered.

1277
01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,023
I'll take the bet.

1278
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:11,896
Oh, Jesus.

1279
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:12,601
- Yes!
- Yes.

1280
01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:13,811
All right!

1281
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,565
What's the... what's the game?

1282
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,938
Your 7-iron, Roy.

1283
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,035
One swing each,

1284
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,194
whoever hits it the longest.

1285
01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:27,873
That's a lock.

1286
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,958
I hit the 7-iron
like John daly hits the three.

1287
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:33,174
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

1288
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,537
Who'll take my beer? Curt?

1289
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:36,966
Thank you.

1290
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:39,677
Right here okay?

1291
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,053
Fine with me.

1292
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,713
You know, you guys
are really being childish.

1293
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,347
Leave this one to me, darlin'.

1294
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,053
I know what I'm doin', too.

1295
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,053
You know what?
I'll see you both in the bar.

1296
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,231
Bye.

1297
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,143
Dollar bills.

1298
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:06,909
Hey, them signs
are at least 30 yards further.

1299
01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:09,780
Hey, Earl, that ball
must've gone 220.

1300
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,407
Nah, 227.

1301
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,534
Toed her a bit, but it'll do.

1302
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:19,793
Fine with me.

1303
01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,377
No, that's all right.
I don't need to.

1304
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,429
Well, uh, take your jacket off.

1305
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,093
No. No, I'm fine.

1306
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:31,210
You're gonna have to muscle up,
big guy, to get it out there.

1307
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:33,978
Gotta give it the old...
Steroid jerk.

1308
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:38,944
Yeah.

1309
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:43,562
What the hell's he doin'?

1310
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,298
Jj

1311
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:03,469
Hmm...

1312
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,879
Shit, he hit it
down the fuckin' road, didn't he?

1313
01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,969
Still goin'.

1314
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,309
Jj

1315
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:24,021
Uh, you the man, Roy.
You the man.

1316
01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,656
Oh, yeah. You are
definitely the man.

1317
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:29,745
So long, bucko.

1318
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,905
The man needs a ride home.

1319
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,044
Mm-mmm.

1320
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,038
I always liked that car.

1321
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,420
J it's early Sunday mornin'rl

1322
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,513
j the sun is coming up j

1323
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:52,723
I'm on the tee at 7:00 j

1324
01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:54,850
j I'm here to try my luck j

1325
01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,604
j they say this game's
a tough one j

1326
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,480
j but I'll give it
my best shot... l

1327
01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:03,314
god, I wish Romeo were here.
I'm not cut out for this shit.

1328
01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:06,234
I'm an observer by nature.
I'm a spectator.

1329
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:07,568
- Earl, shut up.
- Okay.

1330
01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:08,822
Gimme the big dog.

1331
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,786
Big dog.

1332
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,910
I thought that was
the fucking big dog.

1333
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:16,163
J help me keep my head down j

1334
01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:19,121
j save me from those
double bogey blues

1335
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:26,799
jj

1336
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:34,675
J first, I pull out my driver

1337
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,809
j I checked my stance and grip j

1338
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,811
j I'm tryin' to remember

1339
01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:41,060
j every single nicklaus tip

1340
01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,976
j straighten
that left elbow... j

1341
01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:46,382
here, why don't you
let me carry it?

1342
01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:47,020
No.

1343
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,688
J keep your head
behind the ball j

1344
01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:50,403
j and look out for those trees j

1345
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,783
j oh, lord... j

1346
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,330
You all right?

1347
01:03:58,501 --> 01:03:59,501
Aw, shit.

1348
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,004
Here, give me the bag.

1349
01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:03,505
Nah.

1350
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,289
- All right.
- Okay.

1351
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,005
Dewey, take him in.

1352
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,553
Jj

1353
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,645
Come on, like a million others
you made in your life, Roy.

1354
01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:23,807
Just see it goin' in.

1355
01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:26,403
Just feel it.

1356
01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:29,278
Right in the back of the jar.

1357
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:39,163
J well, I started out
with three balls I

1358
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,450
j now two of them are lost j

1359
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,789
j got 200 yards of water j

1360
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,079
j that I got to get across j

1361
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,122
j did I hear somebody talkin'? I

1362
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:50,087
j 'bout a $40 bet? J

1363
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,718
j I got 30 in my pocket j

1364
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,050
j but I won't let 'em
see me sweat j

1365
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,225
j oh, lord j

1366
01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:02,141
imm can't afford to lose j

1367
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,649
j you know I'll be
in church next Sunday j

1368
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:10,779
j just save me from those
double bogey blues I

1369
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,947
romes, you come back.

1370
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,408
Man, you should've been there.

1371
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,075
I drained a 30-foot snake
to qualify.

1372
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:24,939
Earl gives me
this straight read.

1373
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:27,124
Thing breaks half a dozen times.

1374
01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:31,588
Ah, missed ya, pods. I missed ya.

1375
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:36,220
Okay, don't talk to me,
but you're still my guy.

1376
01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,975
Look, it's a little late
to be pissed off.

1377
01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:43,728
I mean, we're in the open,
you and me.

1378
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,311
All right, fine, be like that.

1379
01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:51,017
Say, has Molly been around?

1380
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:54,565
You know what? Neither her
nor me nor the god of golf himself

1381
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,733
is gonna keep you
from blowin' up in the open.

1382
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:58,906
Well, I made it this far,
didn't 1?

1383
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,080
Didn't 1? Didn't 1?

1384
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:03,081
All I gotta do is hold it together
for 72 more holes.

1385
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,289
There's a lot of triple bogeys waiting
out there to grab your skinny white ass.

1386
01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:10,334
Are you complainin' again?
Is that... is that what I hear?

1387
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:11,569
- Shut up.
- Are you complaining again?

1388
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,754
You're back,
whinin' and bitchin',

1389
01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:17,591
pissin' and moanin'.
You're back! Huh? You're my man.

1390
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,761
You didn't fall in love
with Earl to be your caddy?

1391
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:21,720
Oh, Earl.

1392
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,136
Jeez, he's a wheezin' heart attack
waitin' to happen.

1393
01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:26,353
Cost me 3 strokes a side.

1394
01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,766
Hell, I had to carry the bag
the last 4 holes.

1395
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:38,324
Look, I love old Earl,
okay, but I need you.

1396
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,288
You don't love me?

1397
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:46,123
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I love you, too, god damn it.

1398
01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:48,452
Well, as much as Earl?

1399
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,745
I don't know. I mean...

1400
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,756
When I was with Earl,
I was thinkin' of you.

1401
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:56,005
Yes, uh...

1402
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:58,927
As much as Earl.

1403
01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:01,099
More than Earl.

1404
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,304
More than Earl.

1405
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,064
Am I special?

1406
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:12,726
Well, if you can remove
the sexual overtones

1407
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:15,190
in that, uh, golf theme,
then, Romeo...

1408
01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,022
I am your Juliet.

1409
01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:23,866
In that case, Julieta...

1410
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,615
I am your caddy onhe more time.

1411
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,667
So nobody's heard
from Molly, huh?

1412
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,335
You got it bad, huh?

1413
01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,424
Somethin' about that chick.

1414
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,719
Somethin' about that chick.

1415
01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:48,723
Little chili-Dipper there.

1416
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,751
Hey, be sure
to do that in the open.

1417
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:51,775
It really impresses 'em.

1418
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:01,785
Rome...

1419
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,120
Yeah, I'm watchin'.

1420
01:08:03,371 --> 01:08:04,451
That ain't no chili-Dipper.

1421
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:07,622
Looks like you got El hosel.
The laterals.

1422
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:09,376
You know, the "s" word?

1423
01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:10,836
What am I doin' wrong?

1424
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,690
I don't know.
The shanks are like a virus.

1425
01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:13,714
They just show up.

1426
01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:15,452
Nobody can figure 'em out.

1427
01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,641
Romes...

1428
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:25,548
Yeah.

1429
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,175
Somethin's terribly wrong.

1430
01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:29,515
Rome, somethin's wrong.

1431
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:30,974
That's okay.

1432
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:34,148
Well? Well, what's your guess?

1433
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:36,143
It's gotta be the woman.

1434
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,007
I thought you said
it was a virus.

1435
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,898
Well, a woman can have
the same effect.

1436
01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:43,695
What, uh, what do I do?

1437
01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:47,946
Um... j-just keep swingin'.

1438
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,781
Go on. You're fine.

1439
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,375
Don't say a fuckin' word.

1440
01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,350
Um, I'm inside if you need me.

1441
01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:22,817
Just work it out.

1442
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:29,370
Jj

1443
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:46,380
Jj

1444
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,227
Hello? Is anybody home?

1445
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,447
My god... Roy.

1446
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:10,622
Dr. griswold.

1447
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:15,662
The therapist laughs
at the patient?

1448
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,165
Huh? Is that how it works?

1449
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,048
Is that how it works?

1450
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:22,044
- No.
- Man's laid bare before god,

1451
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,174
he's the butt of a cosmic joke?

1452
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,628
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

1453
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,426
Some of this shit might actually work,
you know. I mean...

1454
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:32,008
I think there's somethin'
to this hat,

1455
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,594
the golf ball pendulum thing.

1456
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,225
Could be onto somethin' here.

1457
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:38,932
Oh, Jesus, Roy.

1458
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:40,937
I mean, quoting yourself,

1459
01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:44,570
it is paraphernalia for lost
and desperate souls.

1460
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:49,071
Well, a lost and desperate soul
stands before you.

1461
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:53,029
I assume I have
the confidentiality

1462
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:54,538
of the doctor-client...

1463
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,082
Privilege in regards
to this outfit.

1464
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,744
Of course you do.
Now, what happened?

1465
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:04,215
Well... l got the shanks.

1466
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,084
Are you taking penicillin?

1467
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,048
There's a glitch in my swing.

1468
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,053
Well, that's Romeo's department.

1469
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:13,887
No, he thinks it's your department.
Says it's a head thing.

1470
01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:17,519
Oh. Well, uh, I just came over

1471
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:21,808
to congratulate you on the, um,
sectionals and to return your car.

1472
01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,130
I mean, David said
he doesn't want it.

1473
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:26,396
Just wanted to make a point.
You know what, Roy? Look.

1474
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:30,366
You know what? I suppose that
we could have a therapy session

1475
01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:31,742
right here and now.

1476
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,784
I don't want therapy, okay?

1477
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,331
I want you.

1478
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:44,626
I want you.

1479
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,425
I gotta get some air, Roy.

1480
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,720
Molly...

1481
01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:51,633
Molly. Molly, wait.

1482
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,724
Molly, look at me.

1483
01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:01,230
Well, not at the moment,
but just listen to me.

1484
01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:07,190
You're with the wrong guy.

1485
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:09,481
I'm the right guy.

1486
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:15,028
I mean everyone... everyone says
my face is screwed up tight as a drum.

1487
01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:18,493
I know it's 'cause
I been crazy about you

1488
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,249
from the moment you came here,

1489
01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,099
when you were wearin'
all this stupid shit.

1490
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,442
The whole damn thing's
both inspired me to get here

1491
01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:27,923
and also 'caused me
to get the shanks,

1492
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:30,672
which could humiliate me
in front of a billion, zillion people

1493
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:34,010
in a game I used to... used to
know how to play pretty good.

1494
01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,141
Such is life.

1495
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,896
So dump that phony bastard
you're with

1496
01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:45,058
and come to the open
in my corner, okay?

1497
01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:49,362
Tell me...
Tell me you're not just like at least

1498
01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:52,364
moderately attracted to me.

1499
01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:55,697
You have moments, Roy.

1500
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,766
Yeah? Well, you tell me
which ones are my moments,

1501
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,326
and I'll try and duplicate them.

1502
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,543
This is a moment.

1503
01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:02,752
Now?

1504
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,162
Yeah. I mean,
just utterly exposed,

1505
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,622
completely vulnerable,

1506
01:13:07,842 --> 01:13:09,173
inner child trying to get out.

1507
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:11,959
Yeah? My inner child
needs a spankin'?

1508
01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:14,299
Yeah. No, Roy. No, Roy.

1509
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:18,935
Oh.

1510
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,645
I, uh, don't have a car.

1511
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,806
Need a ride.

1512
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:26,937
I know.

1513
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,821
J you're like a cool breeze... j

1514
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:37,576
Roy...

1515
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,362
J to a hot spell... j

1516
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,328
I know a spot
along the river, it's...

1517
01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:46,619
It's great to watch sunsets.
Ll do.

1518
01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:47,456
Watch the road.

1519
01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:49,359
I know a spot by the river
that's great for sunsets.

1520
01:13:49,383 --> 01:13:52,216
I bet you do, Roy. Not tonight.

1521
01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:56,344
Not tonight means
maybe some other night.

1522
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:58,089
No, I didn't mean it like that.

1523
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,078
Maybe consciously
you didn't mean it that way,

1524
01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,512
but how about unconsciously?

1525
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:03,790
Come on, you're the expert.

1526
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:05,054
Did you mean it unconsciously?

1527
01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:09,441
Roy, unconsciously, I don't have a clue
what I'm talkin' about.

1528
01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:12,566
I feel we're makin' progress.

1529
01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,070
Well, I do, too.

1530
01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:17,776
I have no idea what it's
progress towards, though. None.

1531
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,740
Consciously or unconsciously?

1532
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,322
Oh, Roy.

1533
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:26,368
J you're like a sweet spot
to these tired eyes j

1534
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:30,505
j you're like the last mile
on a long ride I

1535
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:33,041
I till the end of time j

1536
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:35,130
j baby, I can start j

1537
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:39,138
j if you just let me
into your heart j

1538
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,890
well, it may not be much of a river
to you, but to me it's the...

1539
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,515
Mississippi,
the rio grande, the...

1540
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,106
The danube, the Amazon...

1541
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:52,143
Wow, the Amazon?
I don't know about the Amazon, Roy.

1542
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:58,860
[Scoffs[I come on, Molly. I mean, isn't it
obvious to you that you and me are...

1543
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,408
As comfortable together
as a couple of old shoes?

1544
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:06,541
Old shoes? Oh, Roy.

1545
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,668
Look, David... David's
a really good person.

1546
01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:18,294
Whenever anybody says
they're with a really good person,

1547
01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:19,472
it means they're...

1548
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:21,840
It means they're about to leave 'em.

1549
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,467
You know, you're
awfully judgmental.

1550
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,187
Well...

1551
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:31,607
It's one of my few
redeeming virtues.

1552
01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:36,854
You know, look, David's involved
in a lot of charity work.

1553
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:38,135
Gets his name in the paper.

1554
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:40,150
No. Roy, no. Let me just finish.

1555
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:43,088
I mean I... he's a sensitive person,
and a lot of people don't see it.

1556
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,524
Well, so am I.
I mean, hell, I'm...

1557
01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:47,490
Shit, I'm twice
as sensitive as he is.

1558
01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:51,494
I mean, I... hell, I brought you
to the river. I mean, that's a...

1559
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,774
That's a nature
kind of thing, isn't it?

1560
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:57,007
Yeah, it is a nature
kind of thing, Roy.

1561
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:59,339
It is a very nice river.
Thank you.

1562
01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,681
But that's not the point.

1563
01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:03,763
The point is
is that David is there for me.

1564
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:08,519
Oh, god. Not the
"he's a very good person

1565
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:10,395
and he's there for me thing."
I mean...

1566
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,918
L-let me be your shrink
for a minute.

1567
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:13,422
You know what,
that's not a good idea.

1568
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:16,314
You're startin' to sound like a woman
who's lookin' for a way out.

1569
01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:21,493
Warm?

1570
01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,868
That's enough, Roy.

1571
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,783
Okay. I'm sorry.

1572
01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,883
- We could kiss.
- Oh, jeez, Roy.

1573
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:49,677
Look, no harm, no foul.

1574
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,937
Just a little, small, innocent,

1575
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:56,272
you know, kind of...
Kind of a... semi...

1576
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:58,235
Platonic.

1577
01:16:58,405 --> 01:16:59,405
Roy...

1578
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:05,534
Roy, there's no such thing as

1579
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:07,536
semi-platonic, Roy.

1580
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:10,792
There ought to be.

1581
01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:16,837
I think you better take me home.

1582
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:36,269
Jj

1583
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:48,323
Well, good luck
in the open, Roy.

1584
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:09,131
J when I was younger,
I believed j

1585
01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,305
j that dreams came true j

1586
01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:15,513
j now I wonder

1587
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,813
j 'cause I've seen
much more dark skies j

1588
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:21,940
I than of blue

1589
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,730
j now I wonder

1590
01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:29,910
j I keep on prayin'
for blue skies j

1591
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,953
j I keep on thinkin'
of the good times j

1592
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,663
j will they ever come again? J

1593
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,502
j now I wonder

1594
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:47,590
jj

1595
01:18:56,023 --> 01:19:00,107
J will they ever come again? J

1596
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,643
j now I wonder

1597
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:07,652
j oh, I wonder j

1598
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:34,133
Jj

1599
01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:47,842
It's got your name on it, man.

1600
01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:49,469
Wow, they spelled it right
and everything.

1601
01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:51,779
Hey, look, it's Lee janzen
and Billy Mayfair, man.

1602
01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,659
They look just like
they do on TV.

1603
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,956
Look at these balls.

1604
01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:02,795
Look at these balls.
Brand-new titleist.

1605
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:03,670
Brand-new?

1606
01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:06,207
Look at 'em.
Every one of them, brand-new titleist.

1607
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,385
Whoa.

1608
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:08,793
Jeez.

1609
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,836
Sneak a few in the bag
when you get a chance.

1610
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:14,720
We swipe enough free shit,
we might even pay for this fiasco.

1611
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:17,747
Do you think it would
be inappropriate

1612
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,331
if I asked Lee janzen
for his autograph?

1613
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:21,226
I think that's
a dead giveaway, romes,

1614
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,600
but if I still got the shanks,

1615
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,133
we're gonna be
found out soon enough.

1616
01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:28,529
Oh. Hit the 7.
You always hit that good.

1617
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:30,405
Good thinkin', pods.

1618
01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:32,734
Sweet swing. Come on, man.

1619
01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:35,850
Keep your head down
and follow through.

1620
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:37,058
You're makin' me nervous.

1621
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,082
All right.

1622
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,212
Whoa! Hey

1623
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,462
- who hit that shot?
- Yeah, who hit that?

1624
01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:47,068
- Anybody see?
- Watch out.

1625
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,372
There's supposed
to be pros here.

1626
01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:50,530
A little thin, boss.

1627
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:51,634
Little fucking thin.

1628
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,341
Jesus Christ,
I still got the shanks.

1629
01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:54,345
Don't worry about it, man.

1630
01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:55,346
Everybody's watchin' me.

1631
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:56,517
Nobody's watchin'.

1632
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,580
Just hit another one.
Come on, just stand up there, man.

1633
01:20:58,604 --> 01:21:00,164
- You can do it. All right.
- All right.

1634
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:12,113
- Whoa.
- Look out!

1635
01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:13,284
Ho!

1636
01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,330
Hey, partner, uh, you know,
the guys down the line

1637
01:21:16,455 --> 01:21:17,515
are a little concerned
about that.

1638
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,324
What's your name? Tin cup?

1639
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:19,989
Yeah, Roy mcavoy
from west Texas.

1640
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,186
We're, uh, from west Texas.

1641
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,970
Uh, why don't you try
aiming a little left...

1642
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:25,494
Why don't you try backing up,
giving me just a little room?

1643
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:31,321
Hey, man, that's Johnny Miller.

1644
01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:32,881
Don't give
a flying fuck who it is.

1645
01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:34,386
Jesus, cup.

1646
01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:36,182
He can't do that.

1647
01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:37,786
Hey, no problem.
Who do you want it to?

1648
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,134
To Romeo. To Romeo, uh...
My best friend.

1649
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,307
- Ooh!
- Well, good luck to you, guys.

1650
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,251
You might want to make
some plane reservations Friday, though.

1651
01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:47,395
Okay, thanks, Mr. Miller.
Hey, great open in '73, boy.

1652
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:48,630
Okay, thank you.

1653
01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,734
- What a nice guy.
- Yeah. Did you get his autograph?

1654
01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:52,484
Yeah. Look.
"To my best friend, Romeo."

1655
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:53,885
- Do you see who's over there?
- What?

1656
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:56,651
- Jesus Christ.
- It's only an autograph, man.

1657
01:21:57,579 --> 01:21:58,785
Simms is here.

1658
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,742
Aw, shit.
Maybe you should hit your putter.

1659
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,920
You can't shank that one.

1660
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,403
Look, you're the Mexican
Mac o'Grady.

1661
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:09,442
You gotta figure out
why I'm still shanking the ball.

1662
01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:10,735
- You know.
- What's the problem?

1663
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:11,759
Oh, shoot.

1664
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,154
I'm catching
on the hosel, right?

1665
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:14,338
Yeah, right, right, right.

1666
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,003
Moving my head? = yeah.

1667
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:18,463
- I'm laying it off?
- Well, that, too.

1668
01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:19,851
I'm pronating.

1669
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,079
When you're not supinating.

1670
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:22,934
I'm clearing too early,
I'm clearing too late.

1671
01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:26,017
My god, my swing feels like
an unfolding lawn chair!

1672
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,692
All right.

1673
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,935
Take all your change
and put it in your left-hand pocket.

1674
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,148
Go on, do it, Roy.

1675
01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:34,323
All right.

1676
01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:40,865
All right, now...
Tie your left shoe in a double knot.

1677
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,454
- Tie my left shoe...
- Right now, Roy! Do it!

1678
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,206
Turn your hat around backwards.

1679
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:54,587
Turn your hat around!
Do it, Roy!

1680
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,507
Now take this tee
and stick it...

1681
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:03,888
Behind your left ear.

1682
01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:07,896
Stick it... I look like a fool!

1683
01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,627
Well, what the hell
do you think you look like

1684
01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,858
shooting them chili peppers
up Lee janzen's ass?

1685
01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:15,300
Now, you do it right now, Roy,

1686
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,644
or I swear to god,
I'm gonna quit.

1687
01:23:16,783 --> 01:23:18,383
- I swear to god, I'll quit.
- All right.

1688
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:20,745
All right, good.

1689
01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:22,451
Now take this little ball,

1690
01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,287
hit it the hell up the fairway.

1691
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:25,833
You're ready.

1692
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:41,724
How'd I do that?

1693
01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:43,806
'Cause you're not
thinking about shanking.

1694
01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:45,847
You're not thinking
about the doctor lady.

1695
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,141
You're not thinking, period!

1696
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,888
You're just looking like a fool.

1697
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:50,752
And you're hitting the ball
pure and simple,

1698
01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:52,212
- and that's your natural...
- Fuck you.

1699
01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:54,898
Fuck me, huh?
Well, you're cured.

1700
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:57,692
I'm c... that's it?

1701
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,197
Yeah, that's it.

1702
01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:01,566
Your brain was getting
in the way.

1703
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,491
That's hardly ever
been the case, but...

1704
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,451
Well, no shit, Sherlock.

1705
01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:08,626
Well, what next?

1706
01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,535
Well... l should recommend

1707
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:13,273
that you work on
your short game, but...

1708
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:15,541
I think you oughtta get drunk.

1709
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,253
Get drunk? = yeah.

1710
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:19,401
You always play better
when you're wasted.

1711
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,592
Remember brownsville?

1712
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:25,849
Come on, get it down.

1713
01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,339
Come on, now.
What time I tee off?

1714
01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,849
You tee off at 7:08.
We're the first guys going.

1715
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,435
- Come on, one more. Just do it.
- Hey.

1716
01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:33,849
Let's go, come on. Get it down.

1717
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:34,649
That's 4 hours from now.

1718
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:35,820
That's right.

1719
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,653
Here's to
the finely tuned athlete

1720
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:43,533
on the verge of greatness.

1721
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:47,123
Ail

1722
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:56,254
Jj

1723
01:24:58,343 --> 01:24:59,343
Hurry up, boss.

1724
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:00,553
Jj

1725
01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,237
I knew we should've set an alarm.

1726
01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:06,765
With the honor
in the 7:08 pairing,

1727
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,268
from salami, Texas,
Mr. Roy mcavoy.

1728
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,854
Uh, any time for a quick bucket?

1729
01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:14,191
Tee it up.

1730
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,110
Okay, boss.

1731
01:25:16,528 --> 01:25:17,848
We almost missed
the starting time

1732
01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:19,184
trying to get you off the floor.

1733
01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:20,228
If I may say so,

1734
01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:22,127
you don't handle the hooch
like you used to.

1735
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:25,116
Oh, I've seen this hole on TV.

1736
01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:27,181
Just hit the big dog
up the chute there.

1737
01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:28,285
No. I've learned my lesson.

1738
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,948
I'm gonna play it...
Safe, smart...

1739
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,169
Conservative.

1740
01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:36,165
Fairways and Greens.
Hand me a 2-iron.

1741
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:38,382
You sure?

1742
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:40,676
Yeah.

1743
01:25:43,764 --> 01:25:44,764
Okay.

1744
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:47,725
Ohh.

1745
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,310
Uhh.

1746
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,560
Not a good day.

1747
01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:55,062
Be humble.

1748
01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:03,112
Be humble.

1749
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:04,283
83.

1750
01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:06,658
Well, you're humble now, homes.

1751
01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:08,245
I was hung over.

1752
01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:12,143
Maybe that was
a coaching mistake on my part.

1753
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,453
Yeah, maybe it was.
Thanks, amigo.

1754
01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:17,632
David Simms
is the first-round leader

1755
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:20,376
at the us open
after a brilliant 67.

1756
01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:21,819
Congratulations, David.

1757
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:24,425
Well... Jim, I gotta tell you,

1758
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,211
I'm the last guy on the planet

1759
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:29,006
that expected me to go out there
right out of the blocks

1760
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,890
and shoot a 67 to lead the open.

1761
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:31,720
Shut up.

1762
01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:32,509
I've really marveled

1763
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,724
at how you've been able
to balance the superb play

1764
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:37,480
with all the time
and energy you give to...

1765
01:26:37,818 --> 01:26:40,104
To so many charities
and all of your fans, too.

1766
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:43,396
Well, you know, I...
This game is about...

1767
01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:46,448
Tradition and... and
integrity and honor.

1768
01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:49,569
You know,
the us open is... is it for us,

1769
01:26:49,746 --> 01:26:51,626
so I'm just gonna go out there
tomorrow and, uh,

1770
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:53,238
try and make
some good swings, and...

1771
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:56,746
Lord willing, I'll put up another
good number tomorrow.

1772
01:26:57,003 --> 01:26:59,210
The antichrist shoots 67.

1773
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,500
Believe that?

1774
01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:04,462
Yeah, the old antichrist
had a hot putter today, boss.

1775
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,656
Thanks a lot, Jim.
It's good seeing you.

1776
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,260
Yeah, it's great to see you.

1777
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:09,092
Hey, Luther. Be well, buddy.

1778
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:11,077
I'll see you out in the trenches.

1779
01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,966
Mr. Simms! Mr. Simms!

1780
01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,306
I gotta run right now,
but I'll see you later.

1781
01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,521
Christ almighty Jesus.

1782
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,141
No, it's either
cover or nothing.

1783
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:23,231
They want you for usa weekend.

1784
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:25,133
We're telling them
it's either the cover or no go.

1785
01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:26,693
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1786
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,781
Excuse me, Mr. Simms. Excuse me.

1787
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:31,739
Would you mind giving our
grandson an autograph?

1788
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,558
Can I please have
your autograph, Mr. Simms?

1789
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,072
Can you people not see
that I'm busy?

1790
01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:37,703
I'm working here.
This is my office.

1791
01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:40,501
Do I come to your office
and ask you for your autograph?

1792
01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:43,247
I don't think so. Jesus.

1793
01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:45,006
What an ugly dog.

1794
01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:47,174
It's... it's... it's okay, Joe.

1795
01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:49,154
- It's okay.
- Oh. Come on.

1796
01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:01,731
Hey, Gary.

1797
01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:02,732
Hey, nice playing.

1798
01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:03,517
Hey, helluva round, Dave.

1799
01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:05,335
- Oh, thanks a lot.
- Great start, simmsy.

1800
01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:06,769
I got lucky out there.

1801
01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:10,743
Hello, cup.

1802
01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:15,821
I heard that you put
a monster number up there.

1803
01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,077
Yeah, well, it could
have been worse.

1804
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,909
You know, I played in the pro-am

1805
01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:23,453
with some asshole
movie star here once.

1806
01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:26,088
Shot an 82.

1807
01:28:27,427 --> 01:28:29,042
Now, how in the world...

1808
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,924
Did a great ball striker
like yourself...

1809
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:33,808
A legend...

1810
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,676
Manage to put up an 837

1811
01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,312
well, I missed
a 4-foot putt on 18

1812
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:43,106
for an 82.

1813
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:44,693
That's how.

1814
01:28:45,695 --> 01:28:48,732
Ain't like playing some muni track
in brownsville, is it, bucko?

1815
01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:53,199
Does, uh, integrity,
tradition, and honor

1816
01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,493
include kicking a man
when he's down?

1817
01:28:59,209 --> 01:29:01,370
Come on, Molly.
This is just guy stuff.

1818
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,331
- Oh.
- It's just bar talk.

1819
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:04,748
No offense. Right, cup?

1820
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:07,643
You know, this man still has a lot of
great golf shots in his system.

1821
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,199
Molly, it's okay. Just go away.

1822
01:29:09,261 --> 01:29:12,003
Just... I don't need
any attention right now.

1823
01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:14,713
I'll bet you $100
right now that Roy here

1824
01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:16,173
can hit a ball

1825
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:18,846
through that door,
over the patio, and into the river.

1826
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,394
And, Harold,
give me a vodka tonic with a twist.

1827
01:29:21,982 --> 01:29:23,643
Molly, honey...

1828
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,140
Really, this isn't dignified.

1829
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,021
Oh.

1830
01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,776
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1831
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:30,406
Roy.

1832
01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:32,025
I just wanna go back to Texas.

1833
01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:34,159
What about the river?

1834
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,576
The piranha, the immortality?

1835
01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:38,161
All that bullshit?

1836
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:41,243
You gonna drag
your ass home with an 83?

1837
01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:46,415
You know, $200.

1838
01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:48,125
For $200...

1839
01:29:48,675 --> 01:29:51,212
I say that Roy can hit the ball
through the damn bar,

1840
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:53,342
out the patio, into the river,

1841
01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:55,879
and make that pelican
right there fly off its post.

1842
01:29:56,057 --> 01:29:57,057
No way.

1843
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,427
From right here.

1844
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,262
God almighty.

1845
01:30:03,773 --> 01:30:05,058
This is ridiculous.

1846
01:30:06,026 --> 01:30:07,026
Hey.

1847
01:30:08,111 --> 01:30:09,111
Hey.

1848
01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,977
Hey, you got this shot, pods.

1849
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:13,863
You can do...
It's a hooded 4-iron, man.

1850
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,399
You just... you just turn it over,

1851
01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:17,943
and you start it off low...
You can do it.

1852
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:19,599
He can do this shot.
He can do this shot.

1853
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,703
He can do it, and anyway...

1854
01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:22,059
I'm not leaving
till one of you men

1855
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,823
start acting in a manly fashion.

1856
01:30:24,002 --> 01:30:25,583
Should we just
get this over with?

1857
01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:36,094
One ball, one swing.

1858
01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:41,300
One... pelican.

1859
01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:42,978
From right there.

1860
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:45,596
You can do it, Roy.

1861
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,605
Come on, you're the man.
Shut this guy up.

1862
01:30:58,328 --> 01:30:59,328
One swing?

1863
01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:00,530
One swing.

1864
01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:02,070
I'll give you four-to-one odds.

1865
01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:03,738
Shit, give him 10-to-1.

1866
01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:08,080
Romeo, I'll need a fairway.

1867
01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:09,035
Ladies and gentlemen, - yes.

1868
01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:09,828
Here's what he's got:

1869
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:11,837
He's got 30 yards
of bar and grill.

1870
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,653
Then he's got to go
through the French doors,

1871
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,635
over the umbrellas,
and then carry 30 yards of river.

1872
01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:19,091
He's got to try to pop
that pelican right off its perch.

1873
01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:20,926
Kind of a thin lie,
wouldn't you say?

1874
01:31:21,101 --> 01:31:23,467
Beats all that deep-shit
rough you were in all day.

1875
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:25,748
Fore! Fore in the bar!
Come on, clear it away!

1876
01:31:25,772 --> 01:31:27,412
Pelican's on the other side.

1877
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,021
Man, what a tough shot.

1878
01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,599
I betcha he's gotta be thinking

1879
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,566
about that brutal, ego-sapping,

1880
01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:33,817
manhood-robbing...

1881
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:36,404
83 he buried himself
underneath today.

1882
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:39,407
That's an avalanche
of strokes, a mudslide.

1883
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,097
Romeo, you wanna get
control of that guy?

1884
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,952
Will you shut up? Get down.

1885
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,670
Yes! Yes!

1886
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,335
Did you see that shot?!

1887
01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:00,219
Oh, my god!

1888
01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:06,767
That ought to cover it.

1889
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:08,272
Yeah.

1890
01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:09,982
You know...

1891
01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:12,565
You're all fucking nuts.

1892
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:14,695
Yeah.

1893
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:16,363
Yeah.

1894
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:25,070
You really... look good.

1895
01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:29,001
Oh.

1896
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:32,209
J put your coffees down j

1897
01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:34,708
j you better step around j

1898
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:38,337
j you're the only one
to get this done j

1899
01:32:40,346 --> 01:32:42,211
j close and lock the door j

1900
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:44,722
j duck down to the floor j;

1901
01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:47,642
j forget the phone
until you see the sun j

1902
01:32:49,856 --> 01:32:52,313
j hey, it's all right j

1903
01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,600
j 'cause you know
I'll make this fun j

1904
01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:57,227
j oh, when we see
the morning light »

1905
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,896
j we'll be right back
where we started from j

1906
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,736
j 'cause this could take
all night >

1907
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,241
I kind of shanked that, huh?

1908
01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:05,076
No, no.

1909
01:33:05,955 --> 01:33:07,715
- Hey, come on, you guys.
- =

1910
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:08,872
Romeo!

1911
01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,157
This is no time for a marathon!

1912
01:33:11,336 --> 01:33:13,247
It's wet out here. Damn.

1913
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:14,460
Tempo is everything.

1914
01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:15,631
Mmm.

1915
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:19,583
Perfection is...

1916
01:33:19,803 --> 01:33:21,509
Unattainable. = unattainable.

1917
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:24,675
You know, somebody said...

1918
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,181
Golf and sex are
the only two things

1919
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:29,263
you don't have to be
good at to enjoy.

1920
01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:31,522
Really?

1921
01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:34,348
Can I have a mulligan?

1922
01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:35,311
A what?

1923
01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:36,485
A mulligan.

1924
01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:37,896
What's a mulligan?

1925
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:39,773
Oh.

1926
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,280
Just hold still. Don't move.

1927
01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:42,984
Oh.

1928
01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:45,115
And I'll show you. =- mmm.

1929
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:46,947
In fact,
why don't you get on top,

1930
01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:48,122
and I'll show you?

1931
01:33:48,164 --> 01:33:49,404
Mmm. Tee it up.

1932
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,956
Come on, Roy!

1933
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,128
Damn!

1934
01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:59,047
J baby, this could take
all night >

1935
01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:01,625
j; Yeah j

1936
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:06,467
jj

1937
01:34:13,398 --> 01:34:14,500
Welcome, everyone.

1938
01:34:14,524 --> 01:34:16,043
Jim nantz with Ken venturi.

1939
01:34:16,067 --> 01:34:17,773
The sun is struggling
to come out,

1940
01:34:17,944 --> 01:34:19,104
the course is drying up,

1941
01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:20,631
and in case you're
just joining us,

1942
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:23,021
David Simms is tied for the lead
in the clubhouse

1943
01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:25,190
at five under par
with Peter jacobsen.

1944
01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:27,074
But the real story today, Kenny,

1945
01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:29,736
involves a driving-range pro
from Texas

1946
01:34:29,998 --> 01:34:32,910
who shot
an opening-round 83 yesterday,

1947
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:35,871
but now is making a run
at us open history.

1948
01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:38,787
The single-round record
in open history is in jeopardy

1949
01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:40,250
because of Roy "tin cup"...

1950
01:34:40,425 --> 01:34:42,305
Another driving-range pro,
that's all we needed.

1951
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:43,988
- More obscure guys.
- Unbelievable story.

1952
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:45,673
Yes, heroes is what I need.

1953
01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:47,670
Not obscure driving-range pros.

1954
01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:49,923
Okay, Ben, we're back at 16.

1955
01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:51,098
Quickly.

1956
01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:52,371
Now, this putt, uh,

1957
01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:53,851
he's studied it
from every angle,

1958
01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:55,307
and I'm sure he knows it's...

1959
01:34:55,481 --> 01:34:59,099
It... he's just got to be firm
on the left-hand edge with this putt.

1960
01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:00,642
Thumbnails on these clowns.

1961
01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:02,481
I have no idea
where he came from,

1962
01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,605
but here he is
going 10 under if he makes it.

1963
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:06,863
He's getting ready to putt.

1964
01:35:09,579 --> 01:35:10,159
Look at that.

1965
01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:11,740
Smooth as silk.

1966
01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:13,576
Made it!

1967
01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:16,579
10 under par for mcavoy.

1968
01:35:17,086 --> 01:35:18,496
Man alive!

1969
01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:22,168
This is, uh...
The stuff of, uh, legend, I would say.

1970
01:35:25,428 --> 01:35:27,760
- Who's mcavoy?
- Mcavoy?

1971
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:29,796
John, you ever heard
of this mcavoy guy?

1972
01:35:30,308 --> 01:35:33,141
Roy mcavoy after a par at 17,

1973
01:35:33,394 --> 01:35:35,134
an eagle to shoot 60,

1974
01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:37,118
although no one
has knocked it on the green

1975
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:38,597
in 2 here today.

1976
01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:41,086
This is not a shot
you really wanna get aggressive with.

1977
01:35:41,110 --> 01:35:41,849
You gotta be conservative.

1978
01:35:42,028 --> 01:35:43,228
You gotta think this shot out.

1979
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:44,478
He's in great position.

1980
01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:46,271
Well, it's a 3-shot par 5.

1981
01:35:46,449 --> 01:35:48,440
Especially today,
a little wind in the face.

1982
01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:50,942
John daly, in fact,
ended up in the water

1983
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,735
trying to go
for this green in 2.

1984
01:35:53,289 --> 01:35:55,154
237, man, to carry that water.

1985
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:58,916
Jj

1986
01:36:00,338 --> 01:36:01,338
237, man.

1987
01:36:09,639 --> 01:36:10,639
3-wood.

1988
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:19,432
Hit the hell out of it.

1989
01:36:19,607 --> 01:36:20,793
You know, Jimmy,
his adrenaline may have

1990
01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:21,602
gotten the better of him.

1991
01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:23,516
If he lays up,
he takes bogey out of play.

1992
01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:26,861
He goes for the green,
he brings six in, he brings seven in.

1993
01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:29,109
But he's gotta remember,
he's in contention.

1994
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:32,071
He has a chance to win the us open.
He's gotta play smart.

1995
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:33,996
Wow.

1996
01:36:35,373 --> 01:36:36,373
Nope.

1997
01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:42,952
Ohh!

1998
01:36:44,090 --> 01:36:46,151
Jimmy,
he just didn't have enough club.

1999
01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:48,260
Well, what the hell.

2000
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:50,551
You ride her
till she bucks you...

2001
01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:52,674
Or you don't ride at all.

2002
01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:55,841
If he can still
knock a wedge close and make par,

2003
01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:59,060
it would conclude one of the most
remarkable turnarounds

2004
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,390
in tournament history.

2005
01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:02,543
He's got
about 85 yards from here, Jim,

2006
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:04,558
and the drop zone
is short of the water.

2007
01:37:04,902 --> 01:37:06,733
And he'll need to get this
on the upper level

2008
01:37:06,904 --> 01:37:08,394
of this multi-terraced green.

2009
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,409
Now, that's a good solid shot

2010
01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:18,492
leaving him about
12 feet away for par,

2011
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:23,285
a par and 62, the all-time
open round record.

2012
01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:36,556
Good stroke.

2013
01:37:36,851 --> 01:37:37,851
He's got it.

2014
01:37:38,353 --> 01:37:40,765
Unbelievable!
Roy mcavoy has done it!

2015
01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:43,020
You have just seen
the greatest round

2016
01:37:43,191 --> 01:37:45,227
in United States open history.

2017
01:37:45,651 --> 01:37:46,811
62.

2018
01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:50,524
The all-time lowest round
in the majors

2019
01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,814
doesn't belong
to a Jack nicklaus

2020
01:37:52,992 --> 01:37:55,904
or an Arnold Palmer,
Nelson, hogan, or snead.

2021
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:59,237
It has been shot by
the most improbable artist of all.

2022
01:37:59,582 --> 01:38:01,698
Roy mcavoy has his signature

2023
01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:04,367
on golf's all-time
masterpiece round.

2024
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:13,364
You know, I got some money
from the pelican bet.

2025
01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:15,188
Why don't we go
somewhere fancy and celebrate,

2026
01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:16,450
get ready for the final round?

2027
01:38:16,474 --> 01:38:18,385
There's nothing to celebrate.

2028
01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:20,390
Besides, these are
my people, right?

2029
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:21,561
That's right.

2030
01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:23,306
I'm a waffle house guy.

2031
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:24,812
Gotta stay in touch with that.

2032
01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:27,013
Plus, he needs
his carbohydrates.

2033
01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:27,685
Yeah.

2034
01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:29,460
Plus, if the boys
in salome were in town,

2035
01:38:29,529 --> 01:38:30,939
this is where they'd be.

2036
01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:32,274
Okay. All right.

2037
01:38:32,448 --> 01:38:34,279
Yay! The legend.

2038
01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:36,949
Goddamn, we've been
on a bus for 2 days,

2039
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,405
riding around, riding around.

2040
01:38:38,704 --> 01:38:40,365
Oh, god, it's so good
to see you.

2041
01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:41,683
It's so good to see you.

2042
01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:43,018
I didn't know you
were gonna come.

2043
01:38:43,042 --> 01:38:44,077
Sweet 62!

2044
01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:46,325
- Hey, hey.
- Put the tables together.

2045
01:38:46,504 --> 01:38:47,619
Put 'em together.

2046
01:38:47,922 --> 01:38:49,442
Put this up and rest your rump.

2047
01:38:49,674 --> 01:38:51,460
- Does this feel like home?
- Yeah.

2048
01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,546
We just want you to know
that we are with you all the way.

2049
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:57,215
Doreen, uh, meet Dr. griswold.

2050
01:38:57,432 --> 01:38:59,093
- Uh, this is Molly.
- Hi.

2051
01:38:59,892 --> 01:39:01,007
She's, uh, my shrink.

2052
01:39:01,185 --> 01:39:03,301
- Hi.
- Well, ex-shrink, um...

2053
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:05,970
We're sleeping together now,
so I can't be his therapist.

2054
01:39:06,774 --> 01:39:07,774
Knew it. Thanks.

2055
01:39:08,192 --> 01:39:09,192
Knew what?

2056
01:39:09,444 --> 01:39:10,524
Oh, nothing.

2057
01:39:10,695 --> 01:39:11,695
Good luck.

2058
01:39:12,572 --> 01:39:13,732
You know what, guys?

2059
01:39:13,823 --> 01:39:15,688
I have got a little extra cash.

2060
01:39:15,867 --> 01:39:19,405
Why don't we all just go somewhere
a little fancy and celebrate?

2061
01:39:19,579 --> 01:39:20,579
- Exactly.
- Why?

2062
01:39:21,038 --> 01:39:22,238
Well, in honor of, you know...

2063
01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:23,161
This is the waffle house,
Doreen.

2064
01:39:23,332 --> 01:39:24,822
Well, I know,
and I love the waffle...

2065
01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:28,243
I've been dreaming about waffles
for... 1,800 miles.

2066
01:39:28,421 --> 01:39:29,421
Yeah, me, too.

2067
01:39:29,464 --> 01:39:31,384
You know, here's a waffle house
exactly like this

2068
01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:32,581
in Odessa, Texas. = yeah.

2069
01:39:32,758 --> 01:39:34,464
Odessa?
It's in midland, ain't it?

2070
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:35,841
No, it's in Odessa.

2071
01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:38,920
Honey, it's in Odessa.
I'm from Odessa, and it's in Odessa.

2072
01:39:39,098 --> 01:39:41,259
I was born there, honey,
and that's where it is.

2073
01:39:41,434 --> 01:39:42,434
To the man.

2074
01:39:42,643 --> 01:39:43,382
To the cup!

2075
01:39:43,561 --> 01:39:45,097
- To the cup!
- To the cup!

2076
01:39:45,271 --> 01:39:46,351
You didn't have to do that.

2077
01:39:47,773 --> 01:39:49,684
You look particularly
lovely tonight, Doreen.

2078
01:39:50,026 --> 01:39:51,562
Oh, well, thank you.

2079
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,381
I don't know if anybody
ever told you,

2080
01:39:54,405 --> 01:39:55,895
but you're really
a helluva dancer.

2081
01:39:57,325 --> 01:39:58,690
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

2082
01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:00,195
Yeah, but they had one there.

2083
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:02,030
That's all I'm saying.
They had one there.

2084
01:40:02,205 --> 01:40:04,161
Wait, wait. = it was... Odessa.

2085
01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:05,684
That's not what I
was talking about,

2086
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,144
and you know the place
that we stopped?

2087
01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:09,329
Listen, there is one easy way
to figure this out.

2088
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:10,921
You ever tango?

2089
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:12,506
- Tango?
- Mm-hmm.

2090
01:40:12,882 --> 01:40:13,882
Uh, no.

2091
01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:16,259
Do you?

2092
01:40:16,802 --> 01:40:17,962
Well, you know...

2093
01:40:19,639 --> 01:40:21,504
Romeo, you dance?

2094
01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:23,767
It doesn't matter!

2095
01:40:25,394 --> 01:40:26,884
It doesn't get
much better than this.

2096
01:40:32,109 --> 01:40:34,395
Well,
this extraordinary Roy mcavoy,

2097
01:40:34,570 --> 01:40:35,855
he just won't go away,

2098
01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:38,692
this, uh, humble
driving-range pro

2099
01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:41,323
from... salome,
wherever that is.

2100
01:40:41,494 --> 01:40:42,494
Little town, west Texas.

2101
01:40:42,787 --> 01:40:43,993
It hasn't been discovered yet.

2102
01:40:44,163 --> 01:40:45,494
Over to 18, guys, quickly.

2103
01:40:45,665 --> 01:40:48,202
Kenny, this is John cook
at the par 518th,

2104
01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:50,207
no stranger
to championship play.

2105
01:40:50,378 --> 01:40:52,084
He's going to lay up
with a 7-iron.

2106
01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:56,047
Meanwhile, here's Roy mcavoy.

2107
01:40:56,509 --> 01:40:57,694
He has the same shot

2108
01:40:57,718 --> 01:40:59,379
he knocked in the water
yesterday, Jimmy.

2109
01:40:59,554 --> 01:41:02,387
The thing to do right now is tune out
the gallery saying, "go for it."

2110
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,096
He's now back in contention,

2111
01:41:04,350 --> 01:41:06,181
but he must continue
to play smart.

2112
01:41:06,352 --> 01:41:07,352
Gimme a 3-wood.

2113
01:41:12,191 --> 01:41:13,961
Well, he's...
He's pulled the 3-wood,

2114
01:41:13,985 --> 01:41:15,646
and he continues
to play this tournament

2115
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:16,820
without an ounce of fear.

2116
01:41:16,988 --> 01:41:19,400
That is just inexperience,
just pure and simple.

2117
01:41:19,574 --> 01:41:21,189
This is for venturi
up there in the booth

2118
01:41:21,367 --> 01:41:22,447
thinking I should lay up.

2119
01:41:23,286 --> 01:41:24,696
Yeah, what does he know?

2120
01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:26,790
He only won this tournament
before you were born.

2121
01:41:33,296 --> 01:41:34,035
Caught it a little bit high,

2122
01:41:34,213 --> 01:41:34,998
a little breeze in his face.

2123
01:41:35,172 --> 01:41:37,379
That's... that's gotta go,
gotta go.

2124
01:41:38,801 --> 01:41:39,945
He's done it again.

2125
01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:40,583
No, not again.

2126
01:41:40,761 --> 01:41:42,342
He has found the water

2127
01:41:42,513 --> 01:41:44,845
for the third straight day.

2128
01:41:45,016 --> 01:41:46,506
What was he thinking about?

2129
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:47,934
Gimme another ball.

2130
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:50,020
Roy.

2131
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:51,305
What?

2132
01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:52,640
It's a water hazard.

2133
01:41:53,357 --> 01:41:54,637
You go up there and take a drop,

2134
01:41:54,817 --> 01:41:56,728
try to save par,
just like you did yesterday.

2135
01:41:58,029 --> 01:41:59,029
You're right.

2136
01:42:00,156 --> 01:42:01,396
The hell was I thinking?

2137
01:42:02,533 --> 01:42:04,865
He's tied for the lead,
this Roy mcavoy,

2138
01:42:05,036 --> 01:42:06,947
this tin cup, this empty cup,

2139
01:42:07,121 --> 01:42:08,827
this airbrain out of nowhere.

2140
01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:09,615
West Texas.

2141
01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,577
And, uh, I... yeah, west...
Thank... thank you for west Texas.

2142
01:42:12,752 --> 01:42:15,414
You, uh, went for
the green on 18 today.

2143
01:42:15,588 --> 01:42:17,388
I'm just wondering
if you think that cost you.

2144
01:42:17,465 --> 01:42:18,830
I saved par, didn't 1?

2145
01:42:19,675 --> 01:42:20,755
- Well...
- Didn't I?

2146
01:42:20,926 --> 01:42:22,821
I'm just trying to understand
what you're thinking.

2147
01:42:22,845 --> 01:42:25,552
You had the same shot yesterday on 18
without a headwind...

2148
01:42:25,723 --> 01:42:27,483
You don't think
I can knock it on from there?

2149
01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:29,282
Let's just say it's
a low-percentage shot.

2150
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:32,014
Well, so am I.
I mean, look at me, all right?

2151
01:42:32,188 --> 01:42:32,722
Look what I'm wearing.

2152
01:42:32,897 --> 01:42:35,855
I mean, I'm playing for rio grande
short-haul trucking,

2153
01:42:36,025 --> 01:42:38,516
brink's and brown's
sanitation, uh...

2154
01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:41,269
First state bank of salome,

2155
01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:43,195
Woody's smokehouse.
You think a...

2156
01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:47,776
You think a guy like me bothers
to worry about the percentages?

2157
01:43:10,226 --> 01:43:12,262
Are you nervous
about tomorrow, Roy?

2158
01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:21,980
It won't always
be like this, you know.

2159
01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:23,738
What?

2160
01:43:25,032 --> 01:43:27,523
With me, surrounded by
all these guys snorin',

2161
01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:30,238
stripper ex-girlfriend
layin' across from us.

2162
01:43:33,249 --> 01:43:35,240
My caddy sleepin' next to her.

2163
01:43:37,253 --> 01:43:38,914
It won't always be like this.

2164
01:43:40,172 --> 01:43:41,662
Yes, it will, Roy.

2165
01:43:42,591 --> 01:43:43,591
It will.

2166
01:44:09,243 --> 01:44:10,653
Dollar bills.

2167
01:44:14,290 --> 01:44:18,408
Jj

2168
01:44:18,586 --> 01:44:19,951
Dollar bills.

2169
01:44:27,636 --> 01:44:28,751
Dollar bills.

2170
01:44:32,016 --> 01:44:38,728
Jj

2171
01:44:41,942 --> 01:44:44,103
First up, in the final pairing,

2172
01:44:44,278 --> 01:44:47,862
from salome, Texas, Roy mcavoy.

2173
01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:49,781
Fairways and Greens, Dave,

2174
01:44:49,909 --> 01:44:52,616
and don't forget to wave
as I blow by.

2175
01:44:53,037 --> 01:44:54,743
You mean blow up,
don't ya, sport?

2176
01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,206
You always do.

2177
01:44:57,124 --> 01:45:00,287
Jj

2178
01:45:09,804 --> 01:45:14,514
Jj

2179
01:45:20,856 --> 01:45:22,642
Awww...

2180
01:45:27,071 --> 01:45:27,730
Son of a...

2181
01:45:27,905 --> 01:45:30,021
Playing out of Houston, Texas,

2182
01:45:30,491 --> 01:45:32,231
David Simms.

2183
01:45:37,039 --> 01:45:38,599
It's okay. I know exactly
where you are.

2184
01:45:38,999 --> 01:45:40,359
Don't worry.
You're in great shape.

2185
01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:46,045
Jj

2186
01:45:58,602 --> 01:45:59,704
What kind of lie we got, boss?

2187
01:45:59,728 --> 01:46:01,093
Oh, shit. It's buried.

2188
01:46:01,272 --> 01:46:02,272
Uh-oh.

2189
01:46:03,941 --> 01:46:05,752
All right. Be careful.
Don't... don't touch it.

2190
01:46:05,776 --> 01:46:07,357
I know the rules, Romeo.

2191
01:46:11,365 --> 01:46:12,365
Which way ya gonna go?

2192
01:46:12,992 --> 01:46:14,198
Go right through there.

2193
01:46:14,535 --> 01:46:15,535
Go for it.

2194
01:46:19,874 --> 01:46:21,080
No! God!

2195
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,519
Don't worry about it.
It was my fault.

2196
01:46:22,543 --> 01:46:23,979
I gave you the wrong club.
Okay? You'll be fine.

2197
01:46:24,003 --> 01:46:24,662
You put a good move on the ball.

2198
01:46:24,837 --> 01:46:26,231
- Shut up.
- Really, now, don't worry about it.

2199
01:46:26,255 --> 01:46:27,649
Here... you did fine.
Give me the club.

2200
01:46:27,673 --> 01:46:28,733
Thank you very much, Jim.

2201
01:46:28,757 --> 01:46:30,418
We've just heard that Roy mcavoy

2202
01:46:30,593 --> 01:46:34,677
has taken a disastrous double bogey
to open his final round here.

2203
01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:37,512
Ah, double back there, Roy.

2204
01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:39,382
Just keep makin' pars, asshole.

2205
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:42,051
I'll take 18 of 'em,
all day long.

2206
01:46:42,229 --> 01:46:43,810
Do it, and I'll own ya.

2207
01:46:43,981 --> 01:46:47,348
Jj

2208
01:46:56,619 --> 01:46:58,575
Jj

2209
01:47:09,882 --> 01:47:12,089
Jj

2210
01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:13,259
Fore!

2211
01:47:18,599 --> 01:47:21,932
Roy mcavoy's 2nd shot
at the 2nd hole

2212
01:47:22,186 --> 01:47:23,926
has gone deep into the woods.

2213
01:47:24,605 --> 01:47:26,311
For a report on his plight,

2214
01:47:26,482 --> 01:47:27,972
let's go down to Gary mccord,

2215
01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:31,984
who has spent most of his life in
the woods and in darkness. Gary?

2216
01:47:32,446 --> 01:47:33,982
Ben, he's in jail here.

2217
01:47:34,198 --> 01:47:35,529
No chance for parole.

2218
01:47:35,699 --> 01:47:37,189
In fact,
the only thing he's got...

2219
01:47:37,701 --> 01:47:39,461
He's got to hit the ball
back in the fairway,

2220
01:47:39,662 --> 01:47:40,847
try to pitch ball on the green,

2221
01:47:40,871 --> 01:47:42,098
and get up and down for his par.

2222
01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:43,762
He's got no chance
to hit it on the green.

2223
01:47:45,417 --> 01:47:47,658
50 bucks says
I knock it on from here with a 7-iron.

2224
01:47:47,878 --> 01:47:48,708
On the green?

2225
01:47:48,879 --> 01:47:49,879
Right on the green.

2226
01:47:50,297 --> 01:47:51,297
You got it.

2227
01:47:51,465 --> 01:47:53,443
Marsha, you want to move
these people back right here?

2228
01:47:53,467 --> 01:47:54,467
I'm goin' right there.

2229
01:47:58,472 --> 01:47:59,752
Mccord, what you got?

2230
01:48:00,057 --> 01:48:01,217
What's he... what's he doing?

2231
01:48:02,643 --> 01:48:05,134
Ben, I think he's gonna
try the old ricochet off the port-a-let

2232
01:48:05,312 --> 01:48:06,392
with a hooded 7-iron.

2233
01:48:06,939 --> 01:48:08,583
He is! He's gonna hit it
right off the shitter!

2234
01:48:08,607 --> 01:48:10,807
I cannot believe he's
about to hit this shot.

2235
01:48:10,985 --> 01:48:13,442
Dave, vt 1, record, record.
Record this shot.

2236
01:48:13,904 --> 01:48:14,939
Hey!

2237
01:48:24,331 --> 01:48:28,825
Roy mcavoy
has banked his 3rd shot at the 2nd hole

2238
01:48:29,003 --> 01:48:31,665
between the trees,
off a water closet...

2239
01:48:31,922 --> 01:48:33,878
Toilet or loo,
as you might call it...

2240
01:48:34,049 --> 01:48:36,882
And got it on the green,
somehow, in three.

2241
01:48:37,052 --> 01:48:37,837
May be the shot, though,

2242
01:48:38,012 --> 01:48:40,549
that does get him right
back on track here in this final round.

2243
01:48:40,723 --> 01:48:42,304
It could erase
that double bogey at one.

2244
01:48:42,474 --> 01:48:44,474
It may be the best thing
that ever happened to him.

2245
01:49:14,715 --> 01:49:16,626
Oh, that was great.

2246
01:49:17,009 --> 01:49:19,250
I didn't know there was
a little mirror thing in here.

2247
01:49:19,428 --> 01:49:20,428
Isn't this cute?

2248
01:49:32,399 --> 01:49:34,185
Here. Let me just look at my...

2249
01:49:36,111 --> 01:49:39,603
Jj

2250
01:50:19,363 --> 01:50:22,363
Looks pretty level. Just roll it
in like you know what you're doin'.

2251
01:50:25,327 --> 01:50:26,362
Hit it close, sport.

2252
01:50:27,204 --> 01:50:30,446
Jj

2253
01:50:49,017 --> 01:50:50,803
Yes! Yes! Yaah!

2254
01:51:03,157 --> 01:51:05,318
Doreen, how did he
get the name "tin cup"?

2255
01:51:05,993 --> 01:51:08,575
Oh, he was the catcher
on the high school baseball team.

2256
01:51:09,204 --> 01:51:11,035
The star pitcher had
a big league curve.

2257
01:51:11,248 --> 01:51:13,739
Not all his pitches
hit Roy in the mitt. Ouch.

2258
01:51:14,710 --> 01:51:17,998
Team thought "tin cup”
was a whole lot better than "clank."

2259
01:51:19,756 --> 01:51:20,756
Clank...

2260
01:51:25,721 --> 01:51:27,461
= fuck.

2261
01:51:34,646 --> 01:51:37,183
Jj

2262
01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,858
Molly, can I ask you a question?

2263
01:51:50,204 --> 01:51:51,204
Sure.

2264
01:51:51,538 --> 01:51:53,403
Have you ever had a Latin lover?

2265
01:51:54,124 --> 01:51:55,910
Where does he get his name from

2266
01:51:56,084 --> 01:51:57,665
is what I wanna know.

2267
01:52:00,088 --> 01:52:03,956
Why did you wait
so long to leave that Simms character?

2268
01:52:04,384 --> 01:52:06,591
Well, it takes
a little while to realize

2269
01:52:06,762 --> 01:52:08,156
that prince charming
might be wearing

2270
01:52:08,180 --> 01:52:09,295
a beer-stained undershirt

2271
01:52:09,473 --> 01:52:11,033
with a sausage hangin'
out of his mouth,

2272
01:52:11,141 --> 01:52:14,975
makin' $7.00 an hour in
some armadillo-infested driving range.

2273
01:52:15,145 --> 01:52:17,332
You're not one of these women
who tries to fix men, I hope.

2274
01:52:17,356 --> 01:52:19,563
I mean, men cannot be fixed
and especially him.

2275
01:52:19,733 --> 01:52:21,794
Yeah. Well, I've been
pathetically slow learning that lesson.

2276
01:52:21,818 --> 01:52:23,604
Molly. Hey.

2277
01:52:23,946 --> 01:52:25,506
- Hi. How are ya?
- How are you?

2278
01:52:25,530 --> 01:52:27,771
Good. Hey, I could
use a little help, I think.

2279
01:52:27,950 --> 01:52:29,385
You know, I've seen what
you've done with mcavoy

2280
01:52:29,409 --> 01:52:30,694
and all
that psychological stuff.

2281
01:52:30,869 --> 01:52:32,096
I think it could
come in pretty handy.

2282
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:33,656
Well, hey! Let me
give you my card.

2283
01:52:33,830 --> 01:52:35,240
- Sure.
- Yeah, that'd be great.

2284
01:52:35,707 --> 01:52:37,852
Super. If, uh, actually, if you
got a few more of these,

2285
01:52:37,876 --> 01:52:40,104
there's a bunch of guys in the locker room
could use your help as well, I'm sure.

2286
01:52:40,128 --> 01:52:41,189
You know what? Take 'em all.

2287
01:52:41,213 --> 01:52:42,373
Thanks. This is Doreen.

2288
01:52:42,589 --> 01:52:43,328
- Hi. I'm Doreen.
- Hi, Doreen. How are you?

2289
01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:45,907
And, you know, my number's right there.
Just call me anytime.

2290
01:52:46,009 --> 01:52:46,794
I do counsel couples,

2291
01:52:46,969 --> 01:52:48,947
so if you want to bring your caddy,
that'd be just fine.

2292
01:52:48,971 --> 01:52:50,573
Yeah, I'll think about it,
and I'll give you a call.

2293
01:52:50,597 --> 01:52:51,597
- Okay.
- Great, thanks.

2294
01:52:51,723 --> 01:52:53,054
- Bye. Nice meetin' you.
- See ya.

2295
01:52:54,017 --> 01:52:55,017
Cheers.

2296
01:52:55,102 --> 01:52:56,102
Oh. Cheers.

2297
01:53:17,165 --> 01:53:18,405
Yes! Ho!

2298
01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:20,414
Boom.

2299
01:53:21,336 --> 01:53:24,078
That puts jacobsen
into a tie at seven, guys,

2300
01:53:24,256 --> 01:53:26,622
and that, uh, tin cup guy
is 1 shot back.

2301
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,040
Let's keep abreast of that.

2302
01:53:28,969 --> 01:53:32,177
That birdie by Peter jacobsen
forged a tie now for the lead

2303
01:53:32,347 --> 01:53:34,053
at seven under with David Simms.

2304
01:53:34,349 --> 01:53:36,556
And Roy mcavoy
just won't go away.

2305
01:53:36,727 --> 01:53:39,560
He's only one shot back
at six under par.

2306
01:53:56,663 --> 01:53:58,278
Man, he's throwin'
darts back there.

2307
01:53:58,665 --> 01:54:00,745
If we don't make some birdies,
we're playin' for 2nd.

2308
01:54:01,168 --> 01:54:03,159
Mcavoy? You believe
he's still hangin' around?

2309
01:54:03,378 --> 01:54:04,981
It's hard to believe
that a guy named tin cup

2310
01:54:05,005 --> 01:54:06,733
might have his name
beneath mine on the trophy.

2311
01:54:06,757 --> 01:54:10,045
So it's come down to the 72nd
hole of this great championship,

2312
01:54:10,218 --> 01:54:14,427
and three men, all battling
to be crowned the next open champion.

2313
01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:17,886
Peter jacobsen is in the fairway
at 18 at eight under par,

2314
01:54:18,060 --> 01:54:21,473
tied for the lead with Roy mcavoy,
who's on the 18th tee.

2315
01:54:21,646 --> 01:54:24,103
And David Simms is
back there trailing by one.

2316
01:54:41,583 --> 01:54:42,663
Jacobsen"s layin' up.

2317
01:54:42,834 --> 01:54:43,949
Yeah, he took out an iron.

2318
01:54:44,127 --> 01:54:45,355
Jacobsen's gonna lay up, Jim,

2319
01:54:45,379 --> 01:54:46,960
and I think that's
a very smart move.

2320
01:54:47,130 --> 01:54:49,872
He's tied for the lead,
virtually assures himself of a par.

2321
01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:52,541
And with his short game,
he could make birdie.

2322
01:54:54,179 --> 01:54:55,760
You ain't gonna have
that luxury, Dave.

2323
01:54:58,392 --> 01:54:59,427
Not if you play to win.

2324
01:55:26,503 --> 01:55:28,463
Well, we've
seen this position before.

2325
01:55:28,630 --> 01:55:31,622
Mcavoy with another
perfect drive at the 18th.

2326
01:55:31,800 --> 01:55:33,415
The last thing he needs
right now, Jim,

2327
01:55:33,593 --> 01:55:35,879
is an excuse to go
for the green again.

2328
01:55:36,304 --> 01:55:37,544
I didn't catch it all.

2329
01:55:37,889 --> 01:55:40,221
That's okay. You have
to lay up, then.

2330
01:56:06,209 --> 01:56:08,370
Jj

2331
01:56:16,303 --> 01:56:17,634
This is for par.

2332
01:56:21,183 --> 01:56:22,183
So birdie wins it.

2333
01:56:22,309 --> 01:56:23,309
Birdie wins it.

2334
01:56:23,643 --> 01:56:26,259
That's par. Lower 3rd.

2335
01:56:26,438 --> 01:56:28,249
- He's in the lead now.
- Jacobsen"s in the lead.

2336
01:56:28,273 --> 01:56:29,273
Eight under.

2337
01:56:29,316 --> 01:56:30,956
And they all have to catch him.

2338
01:56:31,109 --> 01:56:32,109
You or me, Dave?

2339
01:56:42,287 --> 01:56:43,287
Wanna lay up?

2340
01:56:44,956 --> 01:56:45,956
He's layin' up.

2341
01:56:47,209 --> 01:56:48,289
He's layin' up.

2342
01:56:49,211 --> 01:56:50,211
Yeah.

2343
01:56:50,378 --> 01:56:52,164
Birdie to tie, eagle to win.

2344
01:56:52,547 --> 01:56:54,412
Gutless wonder's layin' up.

2345
01:56:55,091 --> 01:56:57,002
It's a birdie to win
and par to tie for you.

2346
01:56:57,511 --> 01:56:58,591
You lay up, too, man.

2347
01:57:00,055 --> 01:57:02,091
You can still
make a... birdie layin' up.

2348
01:57:03,308 --> 01:57:04,468
You know somethin', romes?

2349
01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:07,142
If I make a eagle,
that puts me 10 under.

2350
01:57:07,646 --> 01:57:10,137
No one's ever finished
an open 10 under, not even nicklaus.

2351
01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:13,439
You don't need
an eagle to win, Roy.

2352
01:57:13,902 --> 01:57:15,858
Birdie wins! Par ties!

2353
01:57:16,029 --> 01:57:17,029
Now lay it up.

2354
01:57:20,116 --> 01:57:21,401
Birdie wins! Par ties!

2355
01:57:21,576 --> 01:57:23,942
Look, you can hole out a wedge
for a goddamn eagle.

2356
01:57:26,248 --> 01:57:27,408
This is everything, ain't it?

2357
01:57:28,041 --> 01:57:29,702
This is the choice
it comes down to.

2358
01:57:29,876 --> 01:57:31,537
This is our immortality.

2359
01:57:31,920 --> 01:57:33,581
You don't need to be
thinkin' immortality.

2360
01:57:34,005 --> 01:57:35,870
You need to be thinkin',
"hit the 7-iron"!

2361
01:57:39,761 --> 01:57:41,342
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

2362
01:57:41,596 --> 01:57:43,006
This is what always happens.

2363
01:57:43,848 --> 01:57:44,848
He's goin' for it.

2364
01:57:45,183 --> 01:57:46,183
Go for it!

2365
01:57:49,688 --> 01:57:50,848
Molly, get a grip.

2366
01:57:51,773 --> 01:57:53,980
He only needs par to tie.
Tell him to lay up.

2367
01:57:54,150 --> 01:57:55,150
He'll listen to you.

2368
01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:57,225
Go for it, Roy.
Just knock it on.

2369
01:57:57,904 --> 01:58:00,520
Mol... you know,
this is why we broke up.

2370
01:58:00,782 --> 01:58:02,113
He always went for it.

2371
01:58:02,617 --> 01:58:03,636
You know what my problem is,

2372
01:58:03,660 --> 01:58:06,197
is I've never
been with a man who went for it.

2373
01:58:06,413 --> 01:58:08,779
Well, honey, he's your guy.

2374
01:58:11,626 --> 01:58:12,741
One swing, Roy.

2375
01:58:13,837 --> 01:58:15,327
One good swing.

2376
01:58:18,758 --> 01:58:20,294
John daly couldn't
get there in 2.

2377
01:58:20,468 --> 01:58:21,207
What the hell is he doing?

2378
01:58:21,386 --> 01:58:23,593
Unbelievable that he's doing this.
Four days in a row...

2379
01:58:23,763 --> 01:58:26,117
No. It's three days
he's put the ball in the water.

2380
01:58:26,141 --> 01:58:28,257
It'll be four days
if he hits this 3-wood.

2381
01:58:28,643 --> 01:58:29,643
Unbelievable.

2382
01:58:31,354 --> 01:58:32,764
Come on, baby...

2383
01:58:33,148 --> 01:58:33,978
- Please...
- We're home.

2384
01:58:34,149 --> 01:58:35,685
Jj

2385
01:58:35,859 --> 01:58:37,059
This has a chance.

2386
01:58:37,652 --> 01:58:39,893
It's gotta go...
This has got a chance.

2387
01:58:40,238 --> 01:58:41,238
I think he's done it.

2388
01:58:41,364 --> 01:58:44,106
Jj

2389
01:58:44,284 --> 01:58:45,364
A little gust there, romes.

2390
01:58:52,250 --> 01:58:53,456
D

2391
01:58:55,837 --> 01:58:57,117
Yes, he did... oh!

2392
01:58:57,213 --> 01:58:57,793
- Hold up!
- Stay up!

2393
01:58:57,964 --> 01:58:59,317
- Stay up!
- Hold up!

2394
01:58:59,341 --> 01:59:00,046
No!

2395
01:59:00,342 --> 01:59:01,444
- Stay up! Stay...
- Whoa!

2396
01:59:05,597 --> 01:59:07,303
No! No! Go back! Back!

2397
01:59:15,023 --> 01:59:16,138
Aw... shit!

2398
01:59:16,441 --> 01:59:18,227
Jj

2399
01:59:18,568 --> 01:59:20,399
You can still make par
from up there, Roy.

2400
01:59:20,904 --> 01:59:21,944
She's right, pods.

2401
01:59:22,113 --> 01:59:23,424
Take a drop and a stroke
up and down,

2402
01:59:23,448 --> 01:59:24,488
we'll make par, we'll tie.

2403
01:59:24,616 --> 01:59:25,616
I nutted that thing.

2404
01:59:26,326 --> 01:59:27,326
I mean, I nutted it.

2405
01:59:28,119 --> 01:59:28,858
I know you did, man.

2406
01:59:29,037 --> 01:59:30,527
You put a helluva
move on that, man.

2407
01:59:30,705 --> 01:59:32,741
Little gust
from the gods cost me.

2408
01:59:33,375 --> 01:59:35,436
Okay, look, we'll go up there,
we'll take our drop, we'll tie,

2409
01:59:35,460 --> 01:59:36,646
and we'll win it in the playoff.

2410
01:59:36,670 --> 01:59:37,670
I can make that shot!

2411
01:59:37,754 --> 01:59:39,665
I know you can, Roy,
but not now!

2412
01:59:39,839 --> 01:59:40,839
Now!

2413
01:59:41,299 --> 01:59:43,255
I'm playin' it
from right here, now!

2414
01:59:45,220 --> 01:59:47,302
Take your drop
and make your par, Roy.

2415
01:59:47,472 --> 01:59:48,472
Now.

2416
01:59:48,682 --> 01:59:49,682
Take a drop, Roy.

2417
01:59:50,517 --> 01:59:51,222
Gimme a ball.

2418
01:59:51,393 --> 01:59:52,678
Unbelievable.

2419
01:59:55,855 --> 01:59:57,061
I can't watch this.

2420
02:00:03,988 --> 02:00:04,647
Fourth shot.

2421
02:00:04,823 --> 02:00:05,983
- Aw, honey.
- Oh, my god.

2422
02:00:06,157 --> 02:00:07,385
Jimmy, I don't believe this.

2423
02:00:07,409 --> 02:00:10,572
He could go up,
use the drop zone, make par,

2424
02:00:10,912 --> 02:00:12,493
force a playoff with jacobsen,

2425
02:00:13,039 --> 02:00:14,039
and get outta here.

2426
02:00:14,082 --> 02:00:16,164
Easy, guys.
Now, he could still make a five.

2427
02:00:16,334 --> 02:00:17,561
- That's right.
- He can still make a five.

2428
02:00:17,585 --> 02:00:18,785
We could still have a playoff.

2429
02:00:18,878 --> 02:00:20,158
Stay with him, Paulie.

2430
02:00:33,435 --> 02:00:34,720
Oh, no!

2431
02:00:41,401 --> 02:00:42,481
Gimme another ball.

2432
02:00:43,153 --> 02:00:44,153
Take a drop, Roy.

2433
02:00:44,195 --> 02:00:44,934
Roy, just...

2434
02:00:45,113 --> 02:00:46,148
Gimme another ball!

2435
02:00:47,407 --> 02:00:48,738
Roy, just take your drop.

2436
02:00:55,707 --> 02:00:57,868
Droppin' five. Hittin® six.

2437
02:00:58,168 --> 02:00:59,437
What the hell is he gonna do?

2438
02:00:59,461 --> 02:01:00,604
Why would he hit it from here?

2439
02:01:00,628 --> 02:01:02,481
All he had to do
was walk up there, take a drop,

2440
02:01:02,505 --> 02:01:03,961
and make a 5,
for cryin' out loud.

2441
02:01:04,132 --> 02:01:05,132
That's insane.

2442
02:01:05,633 --> 02:01:07,043
Somebody tackle him!

2443
02:01:09,846 --> 02:01:10,846
Gimme another ball.

2444
02:01:16,019 --> 02:01:17,179
Awww!

2445
02:01:18,021 --> 02:01:19,021
Shit!

2446
02:01:23,401 --> 02:01:25,892
Droppin' seven,
hittin' his eighth shot.

2447
02:01:32,535 --> 02:01:34,776
I'll tell ya, it's a miracle
he lasted this long.

2448
02:01:36,080 --> 02:01:39,163
Jj

2449
02:01:43,046 --> 02:01:45,458
Look at Simms.
We ought to have a camera on Simms.

2450
02:01:45,632 --> 02:01:46,632
He can't watch.

2451
02:01:46,883 --> 02:01:49,625
Somebody tell this clown
he doesn't have to hit it from there.

2452
02:01:51,721 --> 02:01:54,212
All right. Now he's droppin' nine.
He's hittin' ten.

2453
02:01:55,809 --> 02:01:59,017
Jj

2454
02:02:06,903 --> 02:02:08,894
Oh, god. I'm gonna faint.

2455
02:02:11,282 --> 02:02:12,317
Oh, Jesus.

2456
02:02:19,666 --> 02:02:21,466
This is the last ball
you got in the bag, Roy.

2457
02:02:21,709 --> 02:02:23,495
You get this one wet,
we're disqualified.

2458
02:02:24,087 --> 02:02:25,418
I can make it across.

2459
02:02:25,797 --> 02:02:26,797
Well, then do it.

2460
02:02:27,131 --> 02:02:28,337
Quit fuckin' around.

2461
02:02:33,137 --> 02:02:34,252
Oh...

2462
02:02:38,059 --> 02:02:40,516
He's crazy.

2463
02:02:41,896 --> 02:02:43,807
Oh, god. He's right.

2464
02:02:44,065 --> 02:02:45,851
You're right, Roy.
Just knock it on.

2465
02:02:46,025 --> 02:02:47,356
Let 'er rip!

2466
02:02:47,527 --> 02:02:49,017
Oh, Molly, you're losin' it.

2467
02:02:49,195 --> 02:02:51,607
No, I have lost it,
and so has he.

2468
02:02:54,242 --> 02:02:54,901
He's crazy.

2469
02:02:55,076 --> 02:02:56,156
Honey, so are you.

2470
02:02:56,202 --> 02:02:58,363
11. Now this is a 12, guys.

2471
02:02:58,580 --> 02:03:00,307
Now he's gotta start worrying
about qualifying

2472
02:03:00,331 --> 02:03:02,367
for next year's open
and the masters here.

2473
02:03:02,542 --> 02:03:03,742
But he's lost this tournament.

2474
02:03:03,877 --> 02:03:06,289
He'll end up selling
countess Mara ties

2475
02:03:06,462 --> 02:03:08,828
and renting golf carts
the rest of his life. Look at this!

2476
02:03:09,340 --> 02:03:11,277
I... I don't know...
Even know what I'm feeling, all right.

2477
02:03:11,301 --> 02:03:13,101
This is the most painful thing
I've ever seen.

2478
02:03:13,261 --> 02:03:14,501
You know what's crazy, Jimmy?

2479
02:03:14,679 --> 02:03:16,510
If he doesn't finish the hole
with this ball,

2480
02:03:16,890 --> 02:03:19,302
he can't turn in a card.
He's disqualified.

2481
02:03:19,517 --> 02:03:20,744
Oh, my god.

2482
02:03:20,768 --> 02:03:22,554
Oh, dear lord, please.
Oh, dear lord.

2483
02:03:36,284 --> 02:03:39,151
Get up! Get up! Come on, baby!

2484
02:03:39,329 --> 02:03:40,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2485
02:03:41,623 --> 02:03:43,739
Jj

2486
02:03:45,126 --> 02:03:46,126
There it goes!

2487
02:03:46,544 --> 02:03:47,544
Get over.

2488
02:03:49,797 --> 02:03:51,082
There ya go!

2489
02:03:51,382 --> 02:03:53,748
Jj

2490
02:03:53,927 --> 02:03:54,927
He's over.

2491
02:04:18,493 --> 02:04:19,493
No!

2492
02:04:19,619 --> 02:04:20,619
Jj

2493
02:04:22,914 --> 02:04:24,450
I can't believe it!

2494
02:04:27,168 --> 02:04:28,704
I love you!

2495
02:04:30,838 --> 02:04:31,838
Come on!

2496
02:04:38,846 --> 02:04:42,555
Jj

2497
02:04:47,647 --> 02:04:48,386
Unbelievable!

2498
02:04:48,564 --> 02:04:49,770
Jesus Christ!

2499
02:04:49,941 --> 02:04:51,647
Did you see this? What was that?

2500
02:04:53,194 --> 02:04:55,560
That was a 12. That was a 12.

2501
02:04:55,738 --> 02:04:58,150
He was on the green, on in 12.

2502
02:05:06,207 --> 02:05:08,368
Jj

2503
02:05:16,050 --> 02:05:19,588
Jj

2504
02:06:02,555 --> 02:06:04,511
Well, boss, we blew that one.

2505
02:06:04,766 --> 02:06:06,757
I didn't come here
to play for no second, Romeo.

2506
02:06:06,934 --> 02:06:08,774
And Simms will always be second.

2507
02:06:13,441 --> 02:06:15,352
Hey, meet you back
at the winnebago, man.

2508
02:06:15,526 --> 02:06:16,811
I'll get the blender fired up!

2509
02:06:18,404 --> 02:06:19,940
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.

2510
02:06:20,615 --> 02:06:22,355
I just gave away the us open.

2511
02:06:24,202 --> 02:06:25,988
Excuse me. Roy!

2512
02:06:26,662 --> 02:06:27,662
Roy!

2513
02:06:28,247 --> 02:06:29,703
That was incredible!

2514
02:06:30,124 --> 02:06:32,536
That was the shot
of this tournament! My god!

2515
02:06:32,710 --> 02:06:35,147
- Did you hear the people...
- Molly, I just gave away the us open.

2516
02:06:35,171 --> 02:06:36,690
- I mean...
- Oh, hell, Roy. It doesn't matter.

2517
02:06:36,714 --> 02:06:37,714
Molly, I just...

2518
02:06:37,799 --> 02:06:39,109
- Just give him a minute.
- One time in my life,

2519
02:06:39,133 --> 02:06:40,714
I know the safe place
to hit the lay-up,

2520
02:06:40,885 --> 02:06:42,341
and I still... shit!

2521
02:06:42,512 --> 02:06:44,239
I still can't make myself do it.

2522
02:06:44,263 --> 02:06:45,783
- It doesn't matter, Roy.
- My whole career,

2523
02:06:45,807 --> 02:06:47,468
my whole life on the line,
and I...

2524
02:06:48,392 --> 02:06:51,225
I just made a 12 on the last hole
of the us open!

2525
02:06:51,395 --> 02:06:52,456
That's right, you sure did, Roy,

2526
02:06:52,480 --> 02:06:54,391
and it was
the greatest 12 of all time!

2527
02:06:54,857 --> 02:06:57,143
No one's gonna remember the open
five years from now...

2528
02:06:57,318 --> 02:06:58,057
Who won, who lost...

2529
02:06:58,236 --> 02:06:59,897
But they're gonna
remember your 12!

2530
02:07:00,321 --> 02:07:01,777
My god, Roy! It was...

2531
02:07:02,198 --> 02:07:03,483
Why, it's immortal!

2532
02:07:03,699 --> 02:07:05,439
I am so proud of you!

2533
02:07:10,164 --> 02:07:11,654
I gotta hand it to you, Roy.

2534
02:07:12,208 --> 02:07:15,325
When you go down,
you go down in flames.

2535
02:07:15,628 --> 02:07:17,459
Roy, never mind what...

2536
02:07:17,630 --> 02:07:19,370
Roy... kiss me.

2537
02:07:21,092 --> 02:07:22,252
Hey, David, you got a minute?

2538
02:07:22,385 --> 02:07:24,671
- Not right now.
- David! David!

2539
02:07:25,096 --> 02:07:26,506
Can I have your autograph?

2540
02:07:26,973 --> 02:07:29,430
Sure. I always got time
for my fans, darlin'.

2541
02:07:29,684 --> 02:07:31,845
Well, don't you look cute.
Come on under.

2542
02:07:39,569 --> 02:07:41,184
Nice par, David.

2543
02:07:44,198 --> 02:07:47,611
Jj

2544
02:08:26,949 --> 02:08:30,282
Hey, do you know that by
finishing in the top 15 at the open,

2545
02:08:30,453 --> 02:08:31,989
you qualified to be
in it next year?

2546
02:08:33,497 --> 02:08:34,828
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

2547
02:08:36,292 --> 02:08:37,122
I didn't know that.

2548
02:08:37,293 --> 02:08:39,534
Yeah, so I'm thinkin'
with your game,

2549
02:08:39,712 --> 02:08:42,294
you could go back to the qualifying
school and go out on tour.

2550
02:08:44,050 --> 02:08:45,050
Nah.

2551
02:08:45,426 --> 02:08:46,541
Then I wouldn't see you.

2552
02:08:47,637 --> 02:08:49,037
Uh, well, actually,

2553
02:08:49,180 --> 02:08:51,762
I picked up a whole bunch
of new clients at the open.

2554
02:08:52,183 --> 02:08:54,663
A lot of the guys on tour
said if I could do that much for you,

2555
02:08:54,727 --> 02:08:56,007
imagine what
I could do for them.

2556
02:08:58,397 --> 02:09:00,388
Yeah, there's a lotta
head cases out there.

2557
02:09:01,859 --> 02:09:04,087
You know, a man goes through
what I've gone through,

2558
02:09:04,111 --> 02:09:05,442
he's supposed
to learn somethin'.

2559
02:09:05,905 --> 02:09:07,465
I'm tryin' to figure out
what I learned.

2560
02:09:11,953 --> 02:09:12,953
Oh, yeah.

2561
02:09:13,329 --> 02:09:16,036
I mean, you learned a little discipline,
a little self-control.

2562
02:09:16,499 --> 02:09:17,784
Yeah. I learned, uh...

2563
02:09:18,292 --> 02:09:19,478
You can't just listen
to your heart.

2564
02:09:19,502 --> 02:09:21,914
Ya gotta...
Listen to your brain.

2565
02:09:22,380 --> 02:09:24,746
I'm learning how to listen
to that tuning fork,

2566
02:09:25,258 --> 02:09:26,498
throw caution to the wind,

2567
02:09:26,676 --> 02:09:30,385
and take crazy risks that
I never thought were possible.

2568
02:09:31,389 --> 02:09:32,094
Aw, come on, Molly,

2569
02:09:32,265 --> 02:09:34,221
when did you ever
take a crazy risk?

2570
02:09:35,601 --> 02:09:36,966
Well, I'm with you, Roy.

2571
02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:41,773
I'm with you.

2572
02:09:44,902 --> 02:09:45,902
Yeah.

2573
02:09:46,821 --> 02:09:47,821
You know, Roy...

2574
02:09:48,739 --> 02:09:50,149
We could kiss.

2575
02:09:52,159 --> 02:09:55,151
You mean like a...
No-harm, no-foul kiss?

2576
02:09:55,329 --> 02:09:58,162
Yeah, kind of
a semi-platonic... little...

2577
02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:00,865
Sweet... innocent...

2578
02:10:01,335 --> 02:10:02,074
Good idea!

2579
02:10:02,253 --> 02:10:03,538
Mmm. Yeah?

2580
02:10:03,713 --> 02:10:05,294
J close and lock the door j

2581
02:10:05,715 --> 02:10:07,626
j duck down fo the floor j

2582
02:10:08,050 --> 02:10:11,463
j forget the phone
until you see the sun j

2583
02:10:12,513 --> 02:10:14,845
j baby, it's all right j

2584
02:10:15,266 --> 02:10:17,723
j 'cause ya know
I'll make this fun j;

2585
02:10:17,893 --> 02:10:20,225
j and when we see
the morning light ;

2586
02:10:20,479 --> 02:10:22,845
j well, we're right back
where we started from j

2587
02:10:23,024 --> 02:10:26,687
j 'cause this could
take all night j

2588
02:10:27,862 --> 02:10:30,478
j and it's a dirty,
lowdown job j

2589
02:10:31,032 --> 02:10:32,647
j when ya do it right j

2590
02:10:32,825 --> 02:10:35,111
j well, you can turn it off,
you can leave iton j

2591
02:10:35,286 --> 02:10:38,449
j I don't care about the light j

2592
02:10:38,831 --> 02:10:42,699
j baby, this could
take all night j

2593
02:11:00,770 --> 02:11:03,386
J baby, don't be afraid j

2594
02:11:03,564 --> 02:11:06,101
j a little work
won't hurt your back

2595
02:11:06,275 --> 02:11:08,231
j but just in case I'm wrong j

2596
02:11:08,402 --> 02:11:10,893
j you'll be smilin'
when they pronounce ya dead j

2597
02:11:11,072 --> 02:11:14,610
j 'cause this could
take all night j

2598
02:11:15,701 --> 02:11:18,408
j well, it's a dirty,
lowdown job j

2599
02:11:18,746 --> 02:11:20,452
j when ya do it right j

2600
02:11:20,623 --> 02:11:22,989
j well, you can turn it off,
you can leave iton j

2601
02:11:23,167 --> 02:11:26,125
j I don't care about the light j

2602
02:11:26,587 --> 02:11:30,250
j baby, this could
take all night j

2603
02:11:31,592 --> 02:11:33,924
j well, you can turn it off,
you can leave iton j

2604
02:11:34,095 --> 02:11:37,053
j I don't care about the light j

2605
02:11:37,515 --> 02:11:41,508
j baby, this could
take all night j

2606
02:11:42,728 --> 02:11:44,184
j; Yeah j

2607
02:12:01,497 --> 02:12:07,163
J I'm goin' back to salome j

2608
02:12:09,964 --> 02:12:16,881
j things could get ugly
if I stay j

2609
02:12:18,305 --> 02:12:25,598
j and I was just leavin'
anyway, yeah j

2610
02:12:25,896 --> 02:12:29,935
j I could sink or swim,
but then again j

2611
02:12:30,109 --> 02:12:34,603
j I could go back fo salome j

2612
02:12:35,573 --> 02:12:41,864
j to be the champion
of lost causes j

2613
02:12:44,123 --> 02:12:50,494
j to be the cutter
of the losses j

2614
02:12:52,506 --> 02:12:58,046
j or just to let
sleeping dogs lay j

2615
02:12:59,847 --> 02:13:03,840
j I might be worse for wear,
but, darlin', I don't care j

2616
02:13:04,018 --> 02:13:08,887
j I'm goin' back to salome j

2617
02:13:09,982 --> 02:13:16,478
I to find a friend j

2618
02:13:18,032 --> 02:13:25,780
j to find my way home again j

2619
02:13:26,540 --> 02:13:33,332
j dear lord, please lead me
not astray j

2620
02:13:33,797 --> 02:13:37,790
j 'cause I could shoot to kill,
but better still j»

2621
02:13:37,968 --> 02:13:42,462
j I could go back fo salome j

2622
02:14:00,824 --> 02:14:08,071
I to find a friend j

2623
02:14:08,749 --> 02:14:16,749
j to find my way home again j

2624
02:14:17,258 --> 02:14:25,176
j and if I die before today j

2625
02:14:25,474 --> 02:14:27,681
j then you can box my ass j

2626
02:14:27,851 --> 02:14:29,762
j speak kindly when I pass j

2627
02:14:29,937 --> 02:14:35,273
j and take me back to salome j