1 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:50,548   We wish you  2 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:50,548   a Merry Christmas   3 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:53,051   We wish you  4 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:53,051   a Merry Christmas   5 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,887   We wish you  6 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,887   a Merry Christmas   7 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,056   And a happy New Year   8 00:00:58,089 --> 00:01:03,995   Good tidings we bring    for you and your kin   9 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:09,100   Good tidings on Christmas    and a happy New Year   10 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:12,236   Now bring us  11 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:12,236   some figgy pudding   12 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,872   Now bring us  13 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,872   some figgy pudding   14 00:01:14,906 --> 00:01:17,241   Now bring us  15 00:01:14,906 --> 00:01:17,241   some figgy pudding   16 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:20,978   Morning light   17 00:01:21,012 --> 00:01:25,716   All is calm   18 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,319   All is bright   19 00:01:28,352 --> 00:01:30,321  [ Heavy Footsteps    Approaching ]  20 00:01:35,026 --> 00:01:36,661  That was lovely.  21 00:01:36,694 --> 00:01:38,129  Cookies anyone?  22 00:01:38,162 --> 00:01:39,497  [ Screaming ]  23 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:42,233  Oh, goody.   A James Brown encore.  24 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,068  Hot thang. Ha.  25 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,068   [ Funk ]  26 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,909  [ Screaming ]  27 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,909  [ Tray Clatters ]  28 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:54,345  [ Screams ]  29 00:01:57,181 --> 00:02:00,084  [ Scoffs ]   Everyone's a critic.  30 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:03,154   [ Humming ]  31 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:03,154  [ Water Bubbling ]  32 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:06,591  [ Creature Squeaking ]  33 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:13,631  How did the cookies go over?  34 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:15,666  Like garlic bread   at a vampire picnic.  35 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,935  Oh, people here are much   more health conscious...  36 00:02:17,969 --> 00:02:19,770  than back in   the old country.  37 00:02:19,804 --> 00:02:22,840  Anthrax scotchies   are very high   in saturated fat.  38 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:24,909  Well, more for us then, hmm?  39 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:27,879  What smells so good?  40 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:27,879  Herman Munster,   stop haunting my kitchen.  41 00:02:27,912 --> 00:02:29,347  [ Laughing ]  42 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,516  [ Screams ]  43 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:34,919  Oh, now shoo.   Go help Grandpa and Marilyn   decorate the living room.  44 00:02:34,952 --> 00:02:36,921  Ooh, is the tree up? Goody.   [ Laughs ]  45 00:02:36,954 --> 00:02:38,890  Oh, and please   remind Grandpa...  46 00:02:38,923 --> 00:02:41,159  to check the stockings   before he hangs them.  47 00:02:41,192 --> 00:02:43,461  Last year he forgot   to take the feet out.  48 00:02:43,494 --> 00:02:45,696   It's Christmas  49 00:02:43,494 --> 00:02:45,696   and the graveyard folk   50 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,065   Have all come out to play   51 00:02:48,099 --> 00:02:49,333   They're going to take--   52 00:02:51,536 --> 00:02:54,071  Well, would you just   look at all this.  53 00:02:54,105 --> 00:02:57,275  I don't think I've ever seen   halls decked quite as nicely.  54 00:02:57,308 --> 00:02:59,677  If I didn't know any better,   I would think...  55 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:02,980  that this is Santa's   Jolly-Holly Mausoleum.   [ Laughs ]  56 00:03:03,014 --> 00:03:06,684  I think Grandpa's got a little   interior decorator in his blood.  57 00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:09,020  That's where I got the makings   for these mistle-toes.  58 00:03:10,988 --> 00:03:15,159  Mistle-toes? Get it?   [ Laughs ]  59 00:03:19,363 --> 00:03:21,232  Uncle Herman,   can you help me   charge up the lights?  60 00:03:21,265 --> 00:03:23,067  Oh, happy to oblige.  61 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:28,239  [ Electricity Crackling ]  62 00:03:30,141 --> 00:03:33,811  Oh. Oh.   [ Chuckles ]   It's beautiful.  63 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:36,581  Well, it-it's about   the prettiest tree   I've ever seen.  64 00:03:36,614 --> 00:03:39,450  Eddie's going to be so excited   when he sees this.  65 00:03:39,483 --> 00:03:43,054  Kids.   That's what Christmas   is all about.  66 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:45,656  I can't wait to see   the happy expression   on his little face...  67 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,391  when he sees this.  68 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,391  [ Door Closes ]  69 00:03:49,694 --> 00:03:52,930  [ Gasps ]   Eddie. Eddie,   what do you think, huh?  70 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:55,266  Isn't this   the most Christmasy sight   you've ever seen?  71 00:03:57,635 --> 00:03:59,637  Well, maybe we should all   fan out a little bit...  72 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,205  and let Eddie   take it all in.  73 00:04:02,006 --> 00:04:03,741  He's speechless.  74 00:04:03,774 --> 00:04:05,443  We saved something   for you, Eddie.  75 00:04:08,446 --> 00:04:10,381  You get to top off   the tree, Son.  76 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,384  [ Squeals ]  77 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,488  Oh, yes.  78 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:20,625  Now-Now it's perfect.   What do you think, son?  79 00:04:20,658 --> 00:04:22,793  A little buzzard   whispered into my ear...  80 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,862  that this could be   the merriest Christmas yet.  81 00:04:24,895 --> 00:04:27,531  Yeah, I guess.  82 00:04:34,472 --> 00:04:37,508  [ Boy ]   Hey, quit pushing me, jerk.   Get off of me.  83 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:42,780  Hi, can I walk   with you?  84 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,448  Sure.  85 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:45,883  [ Boy ]   Hey, come on.  86 00:04:47,151 --> 00:04:48,619  Ow, ow, ow.  87 00:04:47,151 --> 00:04:48,619  [ Laughing ]  88 00:04:48,653 --> 00:04:51,422  Hey. Hey. Hey.  89 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:54,792  Oh, no.   Hector Barberi.  90 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:57,061  - Evasive action.   - [ Boy ]  91 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:57,061   Come on. Let's go get 'em.  92 00:04:57,094 --> 00:04:58,729  Are they following us?  93 00:04:58,763 --> 00:05:00,431  I'm too scared   to look.  94 00:05:00,464 --> 00:05:01,899  I wish there was   a full moon...  95 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:03,901  so I could change   into a werewolf.  96 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:07,305  Uh-huh.   And then we could both fly away   in my private Learjet.  97 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:10,441  - [ Gasps ]   - Check it out. An egghead  98 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:10,441   and some Munster cheese.  99 00:05:10,474 --> 00:05:12,510  Anyone for an omelet?  100 00:05:10,474 --> 00:05:12,510  [ Laughing ]  101 00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:14,412  Come on, Hector.   We just wanna go home.  102 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:16,947  Not till I say so,   Wolf-Boy.  103 00:05:16,981 --> 00:05:18,649  Hey, is that   for me?  104 00:05:18,683 --> 00:05:20,518  Come on. Give that back.  105 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,854  "Dear Santa--"  106 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,854  [ Snickering ]  107 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,457  "This year I'd be very grateful   if you could bring me  108 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,457  the following:  109 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,726  New torture spikes   for my iron maiden,  110 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:30,961  a Mr. Maggot Head,  111 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:33,564  some cobra venom   and a Little Pumper   Gas Chamber."  112 00:05:33,597 --> 00:05:35,266  - Oh.   - That's sweet.  113 00:05:35,299 --> 00:05:37,501  You're one sick puppy, Munster.  114 00:05:37,535 --> 00:05:40,237  - Santa doesn't visit freaks.   - [ Grunts ]  115 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:42,940  [ Boys Laughing ]  116 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:42,940  Merry Christmas, loser.  117 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:44,542  [ Boy ]   You're a loser, man.  118 00:05:47,111 --> 00:05:48,946  Ah, come on.   Throw it here.  119 00:05:51,716 --> 00:05:54,251  [ Sighs ]  120 00:05:54,285 --> 00:05:58,155  That Munster boy's   been digging up   people's flower beds again.  121 00:05:58,189 --> 00:06:00,191  [ Wind Whistling ]  122 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:20,010  Oh. Merry Christmas, Eddie.  123 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:21,712  Christmas bites.  124 00:06:23,047 --> 00:06:25,783  What's that you're holding? Hmm?  125 00:06:25,816 --> 00:06:28,018  Nothing.  126 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:32,189  Hmm. What's eating him,   I wonder?  127 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:39,330  Well, there goes the only guy   who cares about Christmas   more than I do.  128 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:42,233  Eddie, you're covered in mud.  129 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:45,336  Have you been burying   your classmates at recess again?  130 00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:47,838  Something like that.   I'm going to bed now.  131 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:58,249  [ Bell Tolling ]  132 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:01,185  Nighty-night, Eddie.   Time for bed.  133 00:07:13,164 --> 00:07:14,799  Hiya, champ.  134 00:07:14,832 --> 00:07:17,968  - Hi.   - Hi, Wolfie.  135 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,940  Is something bothering you?  136 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,940  Like about Christmas?  137 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:24,875  The Door Knocker said   that you said it bites.  138 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:29,180  I don't know.   It's just not the same here.  139 00:07:29,213 --> 00:07:31,649  Christmas was better   back in Transylvania.  140 00:07:31,682 --> 00:07:34,385  I mean, I used to have   so much fun.  141 00:07:34,418 --> 00:07:37,488  Had the freezing cold,   making snowmen,  142 00:07:37,521 --> 00:07:39,056  having fun   with my friends.  143 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:40,591  [ Sighs ]  144 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:43,794  I just miss home.  145 00:07:43,828 --> 00:07:45,663  Christmas just isn't   the same here.  146 00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:48,666  But we've got a new home,   here in America.  147 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:52,002  Maybe, but it doesn't   feel like home.  148 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:56,073  Doesn't feel like Christmas,   either. Good night.  149 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:57,708  I love you.  150 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:07,284  [ Door Creaks, Closes ]  151 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:13,390  Oh, Herman.   What are we going to do?  152 00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:16,894  Besides full moons,   Christmas has always been   Eddie's favorite.  153 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:19,697  Don't worry, Lily.   I'll think of something.  154 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:25,636  Okay, Munsters.  155 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:27,938  We are in   the holiday crisis mode.  156 00:08:27,972 --> 00:08:30,841  Eddie needs our help,   and I'll be poked   with a pitchfork...  157 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,510  before I let him down.  158 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:35,546  Don't knock   a little pitchfork poking...  159 00:08:35,579 --> 00:08:38,015  until you've tried it.   [ Laughs ]  160 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:41,218  We have to make Eddie   feel like this is home.  161 00:08:41,252 --> 00:08:43,354  Show him that Christmas here   can be just as wonderful...  162 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:44,855  as it was   in the old country.  163 00:08:44,889 --> 00:08:46,524  So, we need   to give Eddie...  164 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:48,158  the perfect   Transylvanian Christmas?  165 00:08:48,192 --> 00:08:51,595  Right. Now, what does that mean,   you might ask?  166 00:08:55,199 --> 00:08:56,667  Presents.  167 00:08:57,701 --> 00:08:59,937  A revelation, Herman.  168 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:03,140  But not just any present.   I'm talking   the ultimate present.  169 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:05,809  Imported directly   from Transylvania.  170 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:10,714  The Fears And Roebuck   Holiday Nightmare Catalog.  171 00:09:10,748 --> 00:09:12,783  Look here at page 666.  172 00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:17,121  "The Marquis de Sade  173 00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:17,121  Dungeon Action Playset."  174 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:21,191  [ Marilyn ]   It's so cute.   Look at the little thumbscrews.  175 00:09:21,225 --> 00:09:23,961  Plus the rack comes complete   with stretch-o-matic action.  176 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:25,763  What little boy   wouldn't love   to have that?  177 00:09:25,796 --> 00:09:28,766  Herman.   We can't afford this.  178 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,334  Nonsense, Lily.   It's Christmas.  179 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,802  I'll just have   a-a little talk...  180 00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:33,504  with Mr. Gateman   down at the parlor.  181 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:35,573  I'm sure he'll be happy   to give me an advance.  182 00:09:35,606 --> 00:09:38,676  That's it?   That's your big plan?  183 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,578  A toy dungeon?  184 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:44,515  I think someone's neck bolts   are too tight.  185 00:09:44,548 --> 00:09:47,751  If someone has another idea,   I'd like to hear it.  186 00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:49,820  Actually,  187 00:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,322  Eddie's homesick   for Transylvania.  188 00:09:51,355 --> 00:09:54,391  I say we invite the family   from the old country...  189 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:56,493  and throw   a big Christmas party.  190 00:09:56,527 --> 00:09:58,929  Now we're cookin'.   Lily? Any ideas?  191 00:09:58,963 --> 00:10:02,032  The reason L.A.   doesn't feel like home   to Eddie...  192 00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,834  is because he's alienated.  193 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:06,103  He needs to get involved.  194 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,372  The homeowners association   is having...  195 00:10:08,405 --> 00:10:12,009  a big holiday   decorating contest.  196 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:14,411  I'm going to enter us   and get Eddie to help me.  197 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:16,847  That way he can feel that he's   really involved with something.  198 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,183  Gimme that chalk.  199 00:10:19,216 --> 00:10:23,854  You people are making this   so complex, so psychological.  200 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:27,391  All Eddie needs-- snow.  201 00:10:27,424 --> 00:10:29,059  All Eddie needs...  202 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:33,464  is an old-fashioned   Transylvanian white Christmas.  203 00:10:33,497 --> 00:10:35,332  In Southern California?  204 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:40,070  You are looking at Eastern   Europe's preeminent alchemist.  205 00:10:40,104 --> 00:10:42,539  I could make it snow   in your pants if I want.  206 00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:44,975  Well, I'd rather you didn't,   if it's all the same to you.  207 00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:47,878  Ah. All it takes,   is a little of this,  208 00:10:47,911 --> 00:10:50,748  a little of that,   a bit of M.S.G....  209 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:54,218  and, poof,   instant blizzard.  210 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:58,489  So, what we have now is a--   is a four-step plan.  211 00:10:58,522 --> 00:11:01,558  Everybody's gonna pitch in.   I'll get the money   for the present.  212 00:11:01,592 --> 00:11:06,063  Uh, uh, Marilyn,   you send out the invitations   for the Christmas party,  213 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,465  and, Lily, you enter us into   the decoration contest.  214 00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:11,435  And, Grandpa, you make it snow,   but not in my pants.  215 00:11:11,468 --> 00:11:14,071  Oh, it's gonna be   the best Christmas   Eddie's ever seen.  216 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:17,908  [ Chuckles ]  217 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:17,908  Oh, Herman.  218 00:11:17,941 --> 00:11:21,645  I just love it when   you get all "take charge."  219 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,514  Mmm.  220 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,514  [ Laughs ]  221 00:11:23,547 --> 00:11:25,249  [ Man ]   Bonus?  222 00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:27,851  You want a bonus?  223 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:30,988  Well, you see, Mr. Gateman,   there's a special gift   I'd like to get for Eddie,  224 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:33,290  and I figured that,   well, since, you know,   it is Christmas--  225 00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:37,828  Christmas?   You want to talk   about Christmas?  226 00:11:37,861 --> 00:11:39,329  Oh-oh!  227 00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:43,000  This time of year   used to send   my business soaring.  228 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:46,537  Faulty wiring   on dried up Christmas trees.  229 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:50,040  [ Laughs ]   Broken dampers   on chimney flues.  230 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:54,044  Drinking and driving.   Oh, ho-ho!  231 00:11:54,078 --> 00:11:55,713  But now with...  232 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:58,916  safety restrictions   and fire codes...  233 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:02,052  and designated drivers,  234 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:05,489  I'm lucky if I can   pay my crematorium bills...  235 00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:07,458  at the end of the month.  236 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,126  Advance?  237 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:12,262  You're lucky I don't   fire your lame carcass...  238 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,797  on the spot!  239 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,971  [ Chuckles ]  240 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,971  [ Marilyn ]   The party's gonna rock,  241 00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:24,675  and these family photos   are a great way to remember   everyone to invite.  242 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:28,078  By the way, who is this?  243 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:29,780  [ Grandpa ]   Oh.  244 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:32,349  That's your uncle, Rahman Tha.  245 00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:34,752  He was in line   to be a pharaoh,  246 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:38,856  but they went   to the party system,   and he lost the vote.  247 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:43,694  Don't invite him. He's into   those pyramid schemes.   [ Chuckles ]  248 00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:46,396  Uh-oh.   Looks good.  249 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,565  Is that gonna make it snow   for Eddie?  250 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:52,669  No. It's gonna make   reality fade for Grandpa.  251 00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:54,938  [ Laughs ]  252 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:06,049  [ Deep Roaring ]  253 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:06,049  Hiya, Spot.  254 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,486  [ Roaring Continues ]  255 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,921  0h, feels good, huh?  256 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:18,495  Why do things always   have to change, huh, boy?   [ Sighs ]  257 00:13:18,529 --> 00:13:21,899  We're stuck in this lousy place   where the sun hurts my eyes.  258 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:24,835  And Hector Barberi   makes fun of my fangs.  259 00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:27,538  And you, you're not even   allowed out of the house.  260 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:32,609  If I can't have   a Transylvanian Christmas,  261 00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:35,112  I don't want Christmas at all.  262 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,547  Burn it, Spot.  263 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:44,555  [ Belches ]  264 00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:52,963  There you are.  265 00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:55,732  All righty, Edna.  266 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:59,203  You are now officially entered   into the Christmas   decorations contest.  267 00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,571  [ Laughs ]  268 00:14:00,604 --> 00:14:02,439  You, uh, think you're gonna   win again this year?  269 00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:05,576  Oh, that certainly   would be nice.  270 00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:05,576  Mm-hmm.  271 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:08,679  But winning first-class   ribbon six years in a row...  272 00:14:08,712 --> 00:14:11,348  does seem   a lot to hope for.  273 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,016  Oh. My money's on you.  274 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,352  I mean, that display   you did last year...  275 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,020  with the   square-dancing elves?  276 00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:18,689  Santa's Ho-Ho-Hoedown.  277 00:14:18,722 --> 00:14:20,657  [ Both Laughing ]  278 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:24,228  [ Lily ] Excuse me.   Is this where we sign up   for the decorating contest?  279 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:27,564  - Munster. You're entering?   - [ Lily ]  280 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:27,564   Well, hello, Edna.  281 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:31,902  Why, yes, Eddie and I   are gonna bond a little   and decorate the house.  282 00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:34,071  Say hello   to Mrs. Dimwitty, Eddie.  283 00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:34,071  Hi.  284 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,574  Shake.  285 00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,776  Oh!   I'm not touching that.  286 00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:42,646  - [ Growls ]   - [ Gasps ]  287 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,314  Probably just as well.  288 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:46,650  - He's overdue  289 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:46,650   for his flea dip.  290 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:46,650  - [ Gasps ]  291 00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:49,052  Oh. Oh!  292 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,422  Good luck   in the contest, Edna.  293 00:14:55,659 --> 00:14:57,494  That's my neighbor.   [ Giggles ]  294 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,736  Whoa.   [ Laughs ]  295 00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:08,105  Whoa!   [ Screams ]  296 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,642  [ Groans ]  297 00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:18,015  - 0h!   - [ Tires Screech ]  298 00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:19,483  [ Screams ]  299 00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:21,118  [ Thuds ]  300 00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:26,857  Oh. Oh.  301 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,693  Are you all right?  302 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,693  Yeah. Thanks for the assist.  303 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:31,128  Well, what happened?  304 00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,565  It's embarrassing   to admit it,  305 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:37,234  but I saw you   and got distracted.  306 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,370  Oh, gosh.   I'm so sorry.  307 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:42,239  I've always been   the ugliest member   of my family.  308 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,675  You're the ugliest?  309 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,675  Well, yes.  310 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,544  I don't have any neck bolts,   fangs or fur.  311 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,544  [ Chuckles ]  312 00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:49,913  And I don't have   half the fashion sense   my Aunt Lily does.  313 00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:52,983  Okay, now I know   you're kidding.  314 00:15:53,016 --> 00:15:55,385  You've got a great   sense of humor.  315 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:56,920  Thanks.  316 00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:58,755  I guess.  317 00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:01,191  Oh, and thanks for helping me   pick up my invitations.  318 00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:01,191  No problem.  319 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:05,162  "Marilyn Munster."  320 00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:10,033  Beautiful name   for a beautiful girl.  321 00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:12,669  Beautiful?  322 00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,905  Are you okay?  323 00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:18,909  Um, I have to,   you know, go now.  324 00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:20,844  Hey! Wait!   You forgot one.  325 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:28,585  [ Sighs ]   Ooh-wee.   California girls.  326 00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:33,223  "Phantom of The Opera,  327 00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:33,223  Grand Opera House, Paris."  328 00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:36,026  I guess she must know   someone in the cast.  329 00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:38,061  [ Liquid Bubbling ]  330 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,051  - Grandpa?   - [ Chuckles ]    Huh?  331 00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:04,321  Do you think a guy   could find me attractive?  332 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,623  Well, now, that's a--   that's a, uh--  333 00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:09,459  that's a very,   uh, interesting question.   [ Laughs ]  334 00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:16,633  Because I met this guy today   who said that I was beautiful.  335 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,870  Well, of course he did.   Appearances aren't everything.  336 00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:22,172  You have   a good heart.  337 00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:25,375  The guy that gets you   is lucky.  338 00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:29,079  - Who is that boy?   - Oh, well, I don't know.  339 00:17:29,112 --> 00:17:32,082  I kinda panicked   and ran away   before I got his name.  340 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,584  Uh-oh.   Soup!  341 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,286  [ Laughs ]  342 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:39,890  We're gonna have   a white Christmas   for real.  343 00:17:39,923 --> 00:17:42,392  [ Chuckles ]  344 00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,428  Bananas are curvy...  345 00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:46,630  and apples are spherical,  346 00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:48,598  bring into this circle...  347 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,968  a cool winter miracle.  348 00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:53,503  [ Explosion ]  349 00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:59,543  This is gonna be   tougher than I thought.  350 00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:04,314  Get the blow-dryer.  351 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,332  [ Fizzing, Bubbling ]  352 00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:26,369  [ Exhales ]  353 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,905  [ Eddie's Voice ]   Oh, cool!  354 00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:30,640  [ Gasps ]   What is it? What is it?  355 00:18:32,776 --> 00:18:35,912  A Marquis de Sade   Dungeon Action Playset!  356 00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:37,948  You've made me the happiest   Wolf-Boy in the world.  357 00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:40,550  [ Chuckles ]  358 00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:43,453  Look at yourself,   Herman Munster.  359 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:45,088  You talking to me?  360 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,991  Darn, darn, darn right!  361 00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:52,429  I've gotta lay off the hemlock.  362 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:56,533  Eddie needs your help,   and you're moping around   feeling sorry for yourself.  363 00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:58,835  I don't have any money.  364 00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:02,906  Then get off your lumpy   green keister and find some!  365 00:19:05,108 --> 00:19:06,743  [ Sighs ]   He's right.  366 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,912  I mean, I'm right.  367 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:12,415  I've gotta start seeking   alternative sources of income.  368 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,560  [ Herman ]   Good day, Madam.  369 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,560  [ Woman Screams ]  370 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,629  [ Herman ]   I just--  371 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,629  [ Glass Shattering ]  372 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:04,601  [ Screaming ]  373 00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,404  [ Glass Breaking ]  374 00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:16,947  [ Glass Pieces Clattering ]  375 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,024  [ Thuds ]  376 00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:35,365  [ Metal Creaking ]  377 00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:41,171  [ Creaking Continues ]  378 00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:52,616  [ Squishes ]  379 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:55,418  [ Oohing ]  380 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:55,418  [ Applause ]  381 00:20:55,452 --> 00:20:57,254  [ Female Doctor ]   Really good.  382 00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:01,491  [ Sucking ]  383 00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:07,330  [ Moans ]  384 00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:49,572  [ Thunder Rumbling ]  385 00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:49,572  [ Wolf Howling ]  386 00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:54,511  [ Growling ]  387 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:09,459  Something to be proud of,   isn't it Eddie?  388 00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:12,762  Decorating the house,   getting involved   with the neighborhood.  389 00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:16,599  - I'm tired of decorating.    Can I take a break?  390 00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:16,599  - You sure?  391 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,703  Oh, yeah.  392 00:22:19,736 --> 00:22:23,239  [ Sighs ]   Well, all right then.  393 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:26,009  But I'll need your help later   when it's time   to string the mealy worms.  394 00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:28,278  Okay.  395 00:22:33,149 --> 00:22:36,519  Ooh. I'm out of my league here.  396 00:22:36,553 --> 00:22:40,490  I wish I could find   an expert on Christmas spirit.  397 00:22:45,028 --> 00:22:47,564  [ Sucks ]   Mmm.  398 00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:49,265  [ Bubbling,    Fizzing ]  399 00:22:49,299 --> 00:22:51,301  [ Grandpa Laughing ]  400 00:22:59,376 --> 00:23:02,779  [ Cackling ]  401 00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:08,351  [ Grunts, Shouts ]  402 00:23:11,354 --> 00:23:13,189  [ Laughs ]  403 00:23:17,527 --> 00:23:19,529  [ Chuckles ]  404 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:22,298  Polar Bear to Icehouse.  405 00:23:22,332 --> 00:23:24,334  Polar Bear to Icehouse.   Do you copy?  406 00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,202  That's a roger, Polar Bear.  407 00:23:26,236 --> 00:23:28,304  That last turn   was a little wiggy.  408 00:23:28,338 --> 00:23:30,440  I think there's something wrong   with Vixen's hoof.  409 00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:32,142  I copy that, Polar Bear.  410 00:23:32,175 --> 00:23:34,110  We'll check it   when you touch down.  411 00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:36,246  [ Santa ]   Speed diagnostic test, please.  412 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:38,815  Okay, let's open her up...  413 00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:41,050  and see what this baby's got   under the hood.  414 00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:42,852  Whoa!  415 00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:44,721  Oh, Lefty! Larry!  416 00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:46,523  Mind the weight distribution   back there.  417 00:23:46,556 --> 00:23:48,625  We seem to have picked up   a bit of a wobble.  418 00:23:48,658 --> 00:23:51,661  Sure thing, boss.   You got it, chief.  419 00:23:51,694 --> 00:23:54,397  "Mind the weight distribution   back there."  420 00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:56,266  Whoa.  421 00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:56,266  [ Groaning ]  422 00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:57,934  Uh--  423 00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:57,934  Lar-- Larry!  424 00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,636  [ Grunts ]  425 00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,636  Hey.  426 00:23:59,669 --> 00:24:02,205  Ow! Why'd you do that?  427 00:23:59,669 --> 00:24:02,205  Because, I'm cold   and I'm overworked...  428 00:24:02,238 --> 00:24:03,973  and I'm tired   of taking orders...  429 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,242  from that snowsuit-stretching   slave driver up there.  430 00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:07,677  I want a vacation!  431 00:24:15,518 --> 00:24:17,120  [ Thunderclap ]  432 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:20,890  [ Electricity Buzzing,    Crackling ]  433 00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:28,164  Somewhere where   it's warm and sunny.  434 00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:30,967  There's hot sand   and plenty of cold beer.  435 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,770  [ Laughs ]  436 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,770  And rubbing tanning lotion   on supermodels.  437 00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:35,638  Surgically-enhanced   supermodels.  438 00:24:35,672 --> 00:24:37,307  [ Both Laugh ]  439 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:39,309  [ Both Chanting ]   Silicone. Silicone.   Silicone.  440 00:24:39,342 --> 00:24:41,010  Oh, hush boys.  441 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,479  You're spooking Blitzen.  442 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,479  [ Elves Laughing ]  443 00:24:42,512 --> 00:24:45,248  Gimme a blizzard.  444 00:24:45,281 --> 00:24:47,717  Gimme the big one   from the Pole.  445 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,857  Where the fa-la-la-la am I?  446 00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,625  What am I doing here?  447 00:24:55,658 --> 00:24:58,061  Who are you people?  448 00:24:58,094 --> 00:25:01,831  Somebody around here   has been naughty   and I want answers.  449 00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:05,735  Duh, um, "naughty"   is a very strong word.   [ Laughs ]  450 00:25:05,768 --> 00:25:07,670  Oh, look! Elves!  451 00:25:08,671 --> 00:25:10,507  You guys   are so cute.  452 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,076  She thinks we're cute.  453 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,076  I heard.  454 00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:14,544  Pinch me.  455 00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:17,146  Ow! Not so hard,   you moron!  456 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,082  Lefty! Larry!   Behave yourselves, you boys.  457 00:25:19,115 --> 00:25:21,518  We've gotta find out   where we are!  458 00:25:21,551 --> 00:25:23,753  You're in Mockingbird Heights,   California.  459 00:25:23,786 --> 00:25:26,222  I'm Marilyn Munster,   and this is my grandpa.  460 00:25:26,256 --> 00:25:28,424  He accidentally   transported you here.  461 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,426  California?  462 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:34,931  Two days before Christmas,   and I'm in bah-humbuggin'   California?  463 00:25:34,964 --> 00:25:36,733  [ Stammering ]   Oh, pardon   my Norse, Miss.  464 00:25:36,766 --> 00:25:39,302  It's just that,   it's a bad time for me,  465 00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:41,738  what with Christmas Eve   tomorrow night and all!  466 00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:44,974  Hey, Larry,   I've just found religion.  467 00:25:45,008 --> 00:25:46,576  [ Cackles ]  468 00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:48,678  She defies   the laws of physics.  469 00:25:48,711 --> 00:25:51,247  It'd take me an hour   to climb up that,  470 00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:52,949  [ Together ]   but it'd be worth the trip.   [ Both Cackling ]  471 00:25:52,982 --> 00:25:56,352  Look, Grandpa,   isn't it?  472 00:25:56,386 --> 00:26:00,056  I need to get back   to the North Pole right away,   or there's going to be...  473 00:26:00,089 --> 00:26:04,160  a lot of very disappointed   children this Christmas.  474 00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:08,197  - [ Elves ] My, my, my.   - You can send me back there,    can't you? Can't you?  475 00:26:08,231 --> 00:26:10,800  Are you kidding me?  476 00:26:08,231 --> 00:26:10,800  [ Marilyn ]   Thanks.  477 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,203  I am Eastern Europe's   preeminent alchemist.  478 00:26:14,237 --> 00:26:17,340  All it takes   is a little magic.  479 00:26:17,373 --> 00:26:19,943  Why don't we give the magic   a rest, Grandpa,  480 00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:22,779  before you turn him   into a lunch box   or something.  481 00:26:22,812 --> 00:26:25,014  Let's try this   the safe way.  482 00:26:27,317 --> 00:26:29,319  I'll just   call the airlines.  483 00:26:29,352 --> 00:26:33,089  This is great.   For once, we're getting   what we want for Christmas.  484 00:26:33,122 --> 00:26:35,091  The night off!  485 00:26:33,122 --> 00:26:35,091  Oh.  486 00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:37,126  But what about   all the little boys   and girls?  487 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,761  Ah, it'll teach 'em   to deal with disappointment.  488 00:26:38,795 --> 00:26:40,997  We're in Southern   California, dude!  489 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,799  They've got it   all here--  490 00:26:42,832 --> 00:26:46,502  surfing, ball games,   mud wrestling!  491 00:26:46,536 --> 00:26:48,972  Naked beaches?  492 00:26:46,536 --> 00:26:48,972  All-girl   volleyball teams.  493 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:53,042  Yes, I'd like to book a flight   to the North Pole, please.  494 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:53,042  [ Groaning ]  495 00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:56,412  Hey, face it.   As long as Sir Tub-a-lot   is stuck here,  496 00:26:56,446 --> 00:26:57,914  the party light   is lit!  497 00:26:57,947 --> 00:26:59,582  Yes!  498 00:26:57,947 --> 00:26:59,582  [ Both Laugh ]  499 00:26:59,616 --> 00:27:02,785  Tell them he's   the original frequent flier.  500 00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:06,122  The passenger's name   is Kringle,   first name Kriss.  501 00:27:06,155 --> 00:27:10,560  [ Dial Tone ]  502 00:27:06,155 --> 00:27:10,560  Hello? Hello?  503 00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:12,028  They hung up.  504 00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:12,028  [ Chuckles ]  505 00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:13,596  Well, maybe it's   for the best.  506 00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:16,232  I hate traveling   by plane.  507 00:27:16,265 --> 00:27:18,968  I don't understand   how they keep the darn things   in the air.  508 00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,204  [ Grandpa ]   Well, are we ready   to, um,  509 00:27:21,237 --> 00:27:23,840  stoop to use my magic?  510 00:27:23,873 --> 00:27:26,476  After all, I am...  511 00:27:26,509 --> 00:27:29,045  [ All ]   Eastern Europe's   preeminent alchemist.  512 00:27:29,078 --> 00:27:31,014  We know already.  513 00:27:31,047 --> 00:27:33,282  We should ask Uncle Herman   and Aunt Lily first.  514 00:27:33,316 --> 00:27:34,784  Oh, yes.  515 00:27:33,316 --> 00:27:34,784  They'll know   what to do.  516 00:27:34,817 --> 00:27:36,653  Oh, good.  517 00:27:36,686 --> 00:27:38,154  No, no, no.   We can't do that.  518 00:27:38,187 --> 00:27:39,822  You know how they get.  519 00:27:39,856 --> 00:27:42,792  They become upset, they, uh,   blow things out of proportion.  520 00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:44,394  They'll take away   my chemicals.  521 00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:46,863  I got it   all under control.  522 00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:49,032  Relax. Trust me.  523 00:27:49,065 --> 00:27:50,466  [ Scoffs ]  524 00:27:54,537 --> 00:27:56,372  All right, Eddie,  525 00:27:56,406 --> 00:27:58,207  throw the switch.  526 00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,043  [ Beeping ]  527 00:28:00,076 --> 00:28:01,711  [ Engine Whirring ]  528 00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:03,646  That nuclear reactor   that Grandpa installed...  529 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,214  sure is   a lifesaver.  530 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,817  Especially with our summer   air-conditioning bills.  531 00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:11,554  [ Electricity Crackling ]  532 00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:11,554  Oh!  533 00:28:14,557 --> 00:28:16,059  [ Mechanical Whirring ]  534 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:24,067  I've never seen   a house this festive.  535 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:27,036  Now aren't you proud   of what we did together?  536 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,705  Yeah. I guess.  537 00:28:28,738 --> 00:28:31,541  Oh, I know   you're sad, Eddie,  538 00:28:31,574 --> 00:28:35,111  but you can let yourself   be a little proud   of what we've done.  539 00:28:35,144 --> 00:28:36,879  After all,   people are impressed   with you.  540 00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:41,451  Excuse me. Are you,   uh, Lily Munster?  541 00:28:41,484 --> 00:28:45,922  - Why, yes. And you are?   - Bob Pawlikowski.  542 00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:49,859  I'm the chair   of the voting committee.  543 00:28:49,892 --> 00:28:52,261  Oh. Pleasure to meet you.  544 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,297  Oh. Mmm.  545 00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:58,034  Well, this is it.  546 00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:02,772  We're thinking about calling it   "Santa, Bloody Santa."  547 00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:04,841  How cheery.  548 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:07,477  Uh-oh.  549 00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:10,279  And this is my son, Eddie.   He's the artist.  550 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,448  That's your son?   [ Chuckles ]  551 00:29:12,482 --> 00:29:14,650  I thought he was   one of the decorations.  552 00:29:14,684 --> 00:29:16,285  [ Pawlikowski Chuckling ]  553 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,254  [ Low Growling ]  554 00:29:18,287 --> 00:29:22,959  [ Gasps ]   Oh, great flaming bunions!   What is that?  555 00:29:22,992 --> 00:29:26,863  That's Eddie's creation.   Randolph the Rabid Reindeer.  556 00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:28,531  Show him, Eddie.  557 00:29:28,564 --> 00:29:31,300  Aw, come on, Mom.  558 00:29:28,564 --> 00:29:31,300  Please?  559 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,136  [ Sighs ]  560 00:29:33,169 --> 00:29:34,570  [ Beeping ]  561 00:29:35,371 --> 00:29:37,406  [ Roaring ]  562 00:29:42,044 --> 00:29:43,980  Ugh!  563 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:47,216  That's real dog foam too.  564 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,685  Us Munsters don't skimp   when it comes to Christmas.  565 00:29:49,719 --> 00:29:52,755  It's absolutely horrifying.  566 00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:54,524  You're too kind.  567 00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:57,927  The final vote isn't   until Christmas morning,  568 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,429  but as far as your display   is concerned,  569 00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:02,465  I'm afraid things   look pretty bleak.  570 00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,501  Oh, wonderful.  571 00:30:05,535 --> 00:30:08,738  That's exactly the effect   we were aiming for.  572 00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:10,239  Oh, he said something   to her.  573 00:30:10,273 --> 00:30:13,776  He said something to her   and she looks happy?  574 00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:15,545  Lily Munster looks happy.  575 00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:17,780  [ Snoring ]  576 00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,963  Poor dear.  577 00:30:33,996 --> 00:30:36,766  A day's work   and he's just dead.  578 00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:42,638  [ Snoring Continues ]  579 00:31:16,639 --> 00:31:18,307  [ Larry ]   What do we do now?  580 00:31:19,809 --> 00:31:22,011  I say we do   some barhopping.  581 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,015  How 'bout mud wrestling?   Can we see mud wrestling?  582 00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:29,986  "Nothing mends a broken heart  583 00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:29,986  like a mud-caked bikini model."  584 00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:29,986  [ Cackles ]  585 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:33,089  Let's make tracks while   Captain Wide-load is distracted.  586 00:31:33,122 --> 00:31:34,790  [ Inhales ]   Par--  587 00:31:34,824 --> 00:31:36,425  Shh.   He's sleeping.   Come on.  588 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,927  [ Whispers ]   Party. Party.  589 00:31:47,670 --> 00:31:49,505  I hate to be a pest, Grandpa,  590 00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:51,674  but I'm really   starting to get nervous.  591 00:31:51,707 --> 00:31:55,411  I mean,   the clock is ticking,   and we're still here.  592 00:31:55,444 --> 00:31:57,480  [ Chuckles ]  593 00:31:55,444 --> 00:31:57,480  Not to worry.  594 00:31:57,513 --> 00:32:00,716  Your teleportation potion   is right here.  595 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,953  [ Laughs ]   Whoa.  596 00:32:03,986 --> 00:32:06,689  Radioactive.   [ Laughing ]  597 00:32:12,795 --> 00:32:14,830   Four mockingbirds,    three French hens   598 00:32:14,864 --> 00:32:19,435   Two turtledoves and  599 00:32:14,864 --> 00:32:19,435   a partridge in a pear tree   600 00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:22,772   On the eighth day of Christmas    my true love sent to me   601 00:32:22,805 --> 00:32:25,041   Eight maids a-milking,  602 00:32:22,805 --> 00:32:25,041   seven swans a-swimming   603 00:32:25,074 --> 00:32:26,776   Six geese a-laying   604 00:32:26,809 --> 00:32:31,647  [ Nuns, Herman ]    Five golden rings   605 00:32:31,681 --> 00:32:33,282  [ Screaming ]  606 00:32:36,352 --> 00:32:38,054  Whoa!  607 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:40,523  Sisters, come!  608 00:32:40,556 --> 00:32:43,125  We've still got   four more days   to get through!  609 00:32:43,159 --> 00:32:44,727  [ Screaming Continues ]  610 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,162  [ Grunts ]  611 00:32:48,998 --> 00:32:50,399  Phooey!  612 00:32:57,306 --> 00:32:59,976  Just look   at this place, Eddie.  613 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:02,545  Awash with Christmas gloom.  614 00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:04,213  Good work, Son.  615 00:33:04,246 --> 00:33:06,949  You must be the proudest   little Wolfie-Boy around, huh?  616 00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:09,585  Well, as long   as Mom's happy.  617 00:33:13,923 --> 00:33:16,325  No matter what I do,   nothing seems to excite him.  618 00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:18,794  I thought he'd at least   start to snap out of it   by now,  619 00:33:18,828 --> 00:33:21,230  but so far... zero.  620 00:33:21,263 --> 00:33:23,199  Seeing him like this,   it really breaks my heart.  621 00:33:26,435 --> 00:33:29,038  Oh, how's the extra cash   scheme going?  622 00:33:29,071 --> 00:33:30,773  Well, you know   us Munsters, Lily.  623 00:33:30,806 --> 00:33:32,975  Moonlighting's   what I do best.  624 00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:34,744  No luck, huh?  625 00:33:34,777 --> 00:33:36,746  Plenty of it.   All bad.  626 00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:38,948  Oh.  627 00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:38,948  But I'm not gonna   let this beat me, Lily.  628 00:33:38,981 --> 00:33:41,017  I-I know that   I'm going to get a job.  629 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:42,818  I'm-I'm more motivated   than ever now.  630 00:33:42,852 --> 00:33:45,821  Now that I'm doing it   for-for Eddie.  631 00:33:45,855 --> 00:33:47,256  I can't give up.  632 00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:50,292  [ Explosion ]  633 00:33:56,165 --> 00:33:58,434  Oh, no.   Grandpa.  634 00:34:01,871 --> 00:34:04,006  He died with his boots off.  635 00:34:07,276 --> 00:34:09,245  What happened?  636 00:34:07,276 --> 00:34:09,245  What was that noise?  637 00:34:09,278 --> 00:34:11,580  It's Grandpa.   He--  638 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,249  He--  639 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:15,184  [ Grandpa Laughing ]   Wow. That was hot.  640 00:34:15,217 --> 00:34:18,454  I nearly singed the hair   right off the top of my feet.  641 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:24,293  - Grandpa?  642 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:24,293   I demand an explanation.  643 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:24,293  - It's entirely my fault.  644 00:34:24,326 --> 00:34:26,495  We made   an unscheduled stopover,  645 00:34:26,529 --> 00:34:28,064  and Grandpa was just   trying to help...  646 00:34:28,097 --> 00:34:30,633  me and the boys go home.  647 00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:32,068  Where are those elves?  648 00:34:35,304 --> 00:34:37,440  Santa?   Santa Claus?  649 00:34:37,473 --> 00:34:40,409  Is it really you?   [ Laughing ]  650 00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:42,078  [ Back Cracks ]  651 00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:42,078  [ Moans ]  652 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,612  You're hurting him.  653 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,612  [ Santa ]   My spine!  654 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,481  [ Groaning ]  655 00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,917  Oops. Sorry.  656 00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,917  It's okay.  657 00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:49,485  Uh, Herman, right?  658 00:34:49,518 --> 00:34:51,587  [ Laughs ]   He knows my name!  659 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:54,323  Santa Claus   knows my name. Oh--  660 00:34:55,758 --> 00:34:58,027  Look who it is, Son.   It's Santa himself.  661 00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:00,296  Now doesn't that set your   Christmas spirits soaring.  662 00:35:00,329 --> 00:35:02,298  Hmm? Go over there   and don't be nervous.  663 00:35:02,331 --> 00:35:06,035  Say hello to him.   You-You can   sit in his lap later.  664 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:10,039  - Hi.   - You must be Eddie, right?  665 00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:12,575  [ Chuckles ]  666 00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:12,575  How'd you know my name?  667 00:35:13,742 --> 00:35:15,911  I'm Santa Claus, son.  668 00:35:15,945 --> 00:35:17,947  It's my job.   [ Chuckles ]  669 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,524  [ Laughing ]  670 00:35:28,557 --> 00:35:32,061  That belly.   It really does shake   like a bowl of jelly.  671 00:35:32,094 --> 00:35:33,729  [ Laughs ]  672 00:35:32,094 --> 00:35:33,729  No more hugs.  673 00:35:33,762 --> 00:35:35,231  Oh, oh. Sorry.  674 00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:36,799  [ Chuckling ]  675 00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:36,799  [ Laughing ]  676 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:50,646  Three hundred and sixty-four   days out of every year,  677 00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:54,950  all I do is prepare   for this one night.  678 00:35:54,984 --> 00:35:56,485  I just can't miss it.  679 00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:59,488  Don't worry.   Grandpa's on the case.  680 00:35:59,522 --> 00:36:02,691  Yeah. Sooner or later,   he's bound to luck out   and get the spell right.  681 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,160  Well, I hope so,  682 00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:07,129  for all the children's sake.  683 00:36:07,163 --> 00:36:10,166  Nothing like a little   black widow's tea   to calm the nerves.  684 00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,268  [ Chuckles ]   Thank you, Mrs. Munster.  685 00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:13,769  Mm-hmm.  686 00:36:14,803 --> 00:36:16,272  [ Squeaking ]  687 00:36:14,803 --> 00:36:16,272  [ Sighs ]  688 00:36:16,305 --> 00:36:17,706  [ Grunts ]  689 00:36:21,644 --> 00:36:23,279  [ Squeaking Continues ]  690 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:24,747  [ Stomps ]  691 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:24,747  [ Squeaking Stops ]  692 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,382  [ Sighs ]  693 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:37,159  Well, now, Eddie, um,   is there anything you'd like   to ask Santa Claus...  694 00:36:37,193 --> 00:36:38,994  as long as   we've got the man right here?  695 00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:40,496  No, that's okay.   Thanks.  696 00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:42,164  Oh. Okay.  697 00:36:42,198 --> 00:36:44,567  Well, uh, Santa,   do you mind   if I ask you something?  698 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,769  Go right ahead, Herman.  699 00:36:46,802 --> 00:36:48,537  [ Laughs ]  700 00:36:50,573 --> 00:36:52,775  Let me do this   the formal way.  701 00:36:52,808 --> 00:36:54,910  [ Groans ]  702 00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:56,579  Santa? Santa?  703 00:36:56,612 --> 00:36:58,247  How do you   do it, hmm?  704 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,950  I mean, how do you deliver   all those gifts   to all those children...  705 00:37:00,983 --> 00:37:03,018  all over the world   in one night, hmm?  706 00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:06,589  And how do you fit   those zillion toys   into the one big burlap bag?  707 00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:08,591  [ Chuckles ]  708 00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:08,591  [ Groaning ]  709 00:37:08,624 --> 00:37:10,459  I'm gonna   black out now.  710 00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:13,729  Herman, I think   I hear bones crunching.  711 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:15,664  [ Groaning ]  712 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:15,664  Oh!  713 00:37:15,698 --> 00:37:17,266  Oh, sorry, sorry.  714 00:37:17,299 --> 00:37:19,668  Oh, sometimes I wonder...  715 00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:22,338  what pauper's grave   they dug my brains out of.  716 00:37:22,371 --> 00:37:24,473  No, it's all right, Herman.  717 00:37:24,506 --> 00:37:27,343  My lap's built up   quite a few calluses   over the years.  718 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:29,478  [ Wincing ]   Oh!  719 00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:31,847  [ Groaning ]   And that lumbar pinch.  720 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,016  [ Sobbing ]  721 00:37:34,049 --> 00:37:35,951  [ Santa ]   What's that?   That--  722 00:37:35,985 --> 00:37:37,419  [ Gasps ]  723 00:37:37,453 --> 00:37:40,222  It's addressed   to me.  724 00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:43,759  - What is that, Eddie?   - It's nothing.  725 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:45,527  Is that   your letter to Santa?  726 00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:49,898  It must have gotten lost   in the mail.  727 00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:51,600  No worry though.  728 00:37:51,634 --> 00:37:53,702  I can put in   an express order for you.  729 00:37:53,736 --> 00:37:55,704  No, thanks.   That's okay.  730 00:37:55,738 --> 00:37:58,841  See, I didn't mail it   for a reason this year.  731 00:37:58,874 --> 00:38:02,111  I don't want anything   from anybody.  732 00:38:02,144 --> 00:38:04,146  I just want Christmas   to be over.  733 00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:11,020  Well, I just--   I don't know what to do.  734 00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,022  I-I've never seen   Eddie like this.  735 00:38:13,055 --> 00:38:16,258  And, Santa,   maybe you could--  736 00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:19,662  Oh, might I talk to him?  737 00:38:19,695 --> 00:38:21,897  Oh, Santa.  738 00:38:21,930 --> 00:38:23,966  That would be wonderful.  739 00:38:26,168 --> 00:38:27,569  [ Groans ]  740 00:38:34,143 --> 00:38:35,911  [ Creatures Squealing ]  741 00:38:35,944 --> 00:38:38,514  Fine scorpion farm   you've got there.  742 00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,716  Mmm.   They're tricky   to raise.  743 00:38:42,451 --> 00:38:44,086  [ Squeals ]  744 00:38:42,451 --> 00:38:44,086  Eh, careful.  745 00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:46,088  You hold them too close   to the stinger,  746 00:38:46,121 --> 00:38:47,556  you might snap the tail.  747 00:38:47,589 --> 00:38:49,725  You know about scorpions?  748 00:38:49,758 --> 00:38:52,928  Oh, I know about   a lot of things.   I was your age once.  749 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:55,898  Granted, it was   hundreds of years ago,  750 00:38:55,931 --> 00:38:58,167  but nothing ever changes   that much.  751 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,769  Yeah? Bet your family   never made you move...  752 00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:02,204  to a whole 'nother country.  753 00:39:03,105 --> 00:39:04,740  Oh, they sure did.  754 00:39:04,773 --> 00:39:06,675  One time my dad   moved us all   to Greenland...  755 00:39:06,709 --> 00:39:08,911  so he could look   for work as a toymaker.  756 00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:10,713  I hated Greenland.  757 00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:12,448  It was bitterly cold,  758 00:39:12,481 --> 00:39:14,083  and the only kids   around to play with...  759 00:39:14,116 --> 00:39:16,251  were Viking children.  760 00:39:16,285 --> 00:39:17,853  Nothing meaner   than a young Viking.  761 00:39:17,886 --> 00:39:20,389  Then you haven't met   Hector Barberi.  762 00:39:20,422 --> 00:39:23,992  Oh, I know Hector.   Don't worry.  763 00:39:24,026 --> 00:39:26,195  He's on my   "coal and deer droppings" list   this year.  764 00:39:26,228 --> 00:39:27,930  [ Santa Chuckles ]  765 00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,598  So what'd you do   about Greenland?  766 00:39:29,631 --> 00:39:31,734  Made the best of it.  767 00:39:31,767 --> 00:39:33,702  Passed the time by learning   to build toys.  768 00:39:33,736 --> 00:39:36,271  Pretty soon   I had some friends...  769 00:39:36,305 --> 00:39:38,640  and Greenland actually   felt like home.  770 00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:45,314  Well, that's easy for you.   I mean, you're Santa Claus.  771 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:48,183  And you're Eddie Munster.  772 00:39:48,217 --> 00:39:51,019  And that's   something pretty special,   if you ask me.  773 00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:53,188  [ Sniffling ]  774 00:39:53,222 --> 00:39:56,759  Things will get better, son.  775 00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:59,895  But denying yourself   the joy of Christmas...  776 00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:02,064  won't make it   happen any faster.  777 00:40:07,369 --> 00:40:10,739  [ Scorpion Chitters ]  778 00:40:07,369 --> 00:40:10,739  [ Chuckles ]  779 00:40:10,773 --> 00:40:13,842  [ Choir ]  780 00:40:10,773 --> 00:40:13,842   The little Lord Jesus   781 00:40:13,876 --> 00:40:17,446   Lay down his sweet head   782 00:40:17,479 --> 00:40:20,983   The stars in the bright sky   783 00:40:21,016 --> 00:40:24,019   Looked down where he lay   784 00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:26,522   The lit--   785 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:29,057  What's the matter?   Cat got your tongue?  786 00:40:29,091 --> 00:40:31,627  You know,   he tried that with me,   but I got his first.  787 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:32,895  Wanna see?  788 00:40:34,229 --> 00:40:35,664  [ Screaming ]  789 00:40:36,465 --> 00:40:38,801  Oh, poop.  790 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:41,236  I'm never gonna hear a song   all the way through.  791 00:40:47,376 --> 00:40:49,378  Ooh.  792 00:40:47,376 --> 00:40:49,378  [ Murmuring ]  793 00:40:53,382 --> 00:40:57,886  Ah, yes.   This display   is magnificent.  794 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,023  - Are you serious?   - Naturellement.  795 00:41:01,056 --> 00:41:03,892  Obviously a tip of the hat   to the Artaudian Theatre   of Cruelty.  796 00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:05,694  Please, Peter.   Please.  797 00:41:05,727 --> 00:41:08,864  Where are the Artaud's   signature dadaist tropes?  798 00:41:08,897 --> 00:41:10,966  Note the interplay...  799 00:41:10,999 --> 00:41:14,403  between the positive   and negative space.  800 00:41:14,436 --> 00:41:18,674  Oh, yes!   This is clearly Grand Guignol.  801 00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:20,375  Touché, Gerald.  802 00:41:20,409 --> 00:41:25,080  The juxtaposition   using the iconography   of Christmas...  803 00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:28,283  should make   for scathing social commentary.  804 00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:32,688  - Wouldn't you say?   - Um, yeah,  805 00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:32,688   I was just thinking that.  806 00:41:34,289 --> 00:41:35,824  [ Chittering ]  807 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:38,827  Excuse me, ma'am.  808 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:38,827  [ Murmuring ]  809 00:41:49,037 --> 00:41:53,442  "Marilyn Munster,  810 00:41:49,037 --> 00:41:53,442  1313 Mockingbird Lane."  811 00:41:53,475 --> 00:41:56,745  [ Sighs ]   Well, this is it.   She's gotta be here.  812 00:41:59,581 --> 00:42:00,983  Whew.  813 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,620  [ Knocking ]  814 00:42:04,653 --> 00:42:06,889  - Um--   - [ Screams ]  815 00:42:06,922 --> 00:42:10,692  Proper etiquette states that   three short crisp knocks...  816 00:42:10,726 --> 00:42:12,628  are acceptable form.  817 00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:14,897  Anything more than that   is rude.  818 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:18,166  And, on a personal note,   bloody painful.  819 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:23,071  Sorry, Mr. Talking Door Knocker.  820 00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:26,742  Not at all.   And please, call me "Clive."  821 00:42:26,775 --> 00:42:29,511  [ Door Opening ]  822 00:42:31,179 --> 00:42:33,916  Okay.   I promise not to say a word.  823 00:42:33,949 --> 00:42:35,551  I just want   to hear you sing.  824 00:42:36,952 --> 00:42:38,587  I'm sorry?  825 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,589  [ Stammering ]   I promise not to interrupt.  826 00:42:40,622 --> 00:42:43,158  Just sing   your Christmas carol to me.  827 00:42:45,227 --> 00:42:48,730   Jingle bells, jingle bells,    jingle all the--   828 00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:50,132  Marilyn.  829 00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:52,067  Uncle Herman.  830 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,735  - This is--   - Tom.  831 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:56,772  Ah.  832 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:56,772  The boy I've been   talking about.  833 00:42:56,805 --> 00:42:59,575  You mean you're not here   to sing for me?  834 00:42:59,608 --> 00:43:03,812  - Sorry.   - Darn, darn, darn!  835 00:43:06,815 --> 00:43:08,617  It's very nice to meet you,   young man.  836 00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:11,954  [ Clears Throat ]  837 00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:11,954  Hmm?  838 00:43:17,426 --> 00:43:19,428  Wow. I can't believe   you're here.  839 00:43:19,461 --> 00:43:21,129  [ Sighs ]   Me neither.  840 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,966  How did you find me?  841 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,966  Um, I-I got   your address...  842 00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:26,602  off one of those   invitations you dropped.  843 00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:26,602  Oh.  844 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:31,106  I wanted to let you know   that my band is playing   at this club,  845 00:43:31,139 --> 00:43:34,042  and if you're   interested--  846 00:43:34,076 --> 00:43:37,346  - "Hog Heaven"?   - Yeah. It's kind of    a rough place.  847 00:43:37,379 --> 00:43:40,449  Bikers, bar brawls,   that kind of thing.   But you know--  848 00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:43,552  Oh. Well, it sounds nice.   Tell you what.  849 00:43:43,585 --> 00:43:47,456  We've got kind of a lot   going on around here tonight,   but if I can, I'll be there.  850 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:52,227  [ Laughs ]   Sounds good.  851 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:54,062  That green guy   is your uncle?  852 00:43:54,096 --> 00:43:57,532  Yeah.   Mom's side of the family   got all the looks.  853 00:43:57,566 --> 00:44:00,202  - Oh.   - Well, maybe  854 00:43:57,566 --> 00:44:00,202   I'll see you later.  855 00:44:00,235 --> 00:44:02,070  I hope so.  856 00:44:04,106 --> 00:44:06,908  - Bye.   - Bye.  857 00:44:13,415 --> 00:44:15,450  [ Both Laugh ]  858 00:44:15,484 --> 00:44:17,586  - Bye.   - Bye.  859 00:44:17,619 --> 00:44:19,488  [ Door Closes ]  860 00:44:19,521 --> 00:44:22,224  Oh, to be young   and in love again.  861 00:44:25,861 --> 00:44:27,496  Oh, my gosh.  862 00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:29,831  I've got to find   something to wear.  863 00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:32,701  How could you   forget your I.D.?  864 00:44:32,734 --> 00:44:35,237  I'm 608 years old   and I've got a full beard.  865 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:37,239  I wasn't expecting   to get carded.  866 00:44:37,272 --> 00:44:39,408  You're three feet   six inches tall.   Your toes jingle.  867 00:44:39,441 --> 00:44:40,876  Someone was   bound to ask.  868 00:44:40,909 --> 00:44:43,111  Lefty! Larry!   Good news, boys.  869 00:44:43,145 --> 00:44:45,180  Grandpa has figured out   the missing ingredient...  870 00:44:45,213 --> 00:44:47,115  to his teleportation potion.  871 00:44:47,149 --> 00:44:49,484  Marshmallow fudge,  872 00:44:49,518 --> 00:44:51,286  SnackWells cookies.  873 00:44:51,319 --> 00:44:55,891  - Yes!   - Those suckers never    cease to amaze me.  874 00:44:55,924 --> 00:44:58,326  [ Grandpa Chuckles ]  875 00:44:55,924 --> 00:44:58,326  We're going back?  876 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,395  There's no way   we're going back!   No way we're going back!  877 00:45:00,429 --> 00:45:02,497  No! Absolutely no!   We can't go back!  878 00:45:02,531 --> 00:45:04,666  Gotta stay here.   We're gonna party.   Come on.  879 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,335  No way! We can't go back!   Wait. No, no, no, wait.   We can't go back.  880 00:45:07,369 --> 00:45:09,471  Wait, wait.   Come on, come on.   Let's go. Come on.  881 00:45:17,479 --> 00:45:18,747  Elves.  882 00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:21,550  Grandpa,   how long will it take?  883 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:24,352  Oh, about an hour.  884 00:45:24,386 --> 00:45:27,556  In the meantime,   Grandpa is bushed.  885 00:45:29,591 --> 00:45:31,259  [ Wings Fluttering ]  886 00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:33,328  Gotta get   my beauty sleep.  887 00:45:35,697 --> 00:45:37,632  An hour.  888 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:41,336  Oh, I've gotta get back   and finish making those toys   for the children.  889 00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:43,739  Boys.  890 00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:45,173  Boys?  891 00:45:46,408 --> 00:45:48,577  Now where   have those elves got to?  892 00:45:48,610 --> 00:45:50,278  Oh, well, they're elves,   you know.  893 00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:52,814  They're probably off   doing something jolly.  894 00:45:53,749 --> 00:45:55,050  What'd you   hit me for?  895 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,052  'Cause I'm mad   and you're close.  896 00:45:57,085 --> 00:45:59,321  I've had it.   I'm not going back!  897 00:46:01,723 --> 00:46:04,559  What are we gonna do?  898 00:46:01,723 --> 00:46:04,559  Something we should have   done a long time ago.  899 00:46:06,027 --> 00:46:07,429  Cancel Christmas.  900 00:46:10,365 --> 00:46:12,434  We're gonna put   the Load Warrior   out of commission.  901 00:46:14,436 --> 00:46:16,705  How we gonna do that?  902 00:46:14,436 --> 00:46:16,705  I don't know.   Let me think.  903 00:46:17,839 --> 00:46:19,841  Let me think.  904 00:46:21,810 --> 00:46:25,280  [ Cackles ]   Larry, this is it.  905 00:46:25,313 --> 00:46:27,682  Santa's about   to have himself--   [ Sniffs ]  906 00:46:27,716 --> 00:46:29,518  a sleepy   little Christmas.  907 00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:32,087  [ Sniffs ]  908 00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:32,087  [ Sniffs ]   Oh!  909 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,923  [ Sniffs, Cackles ]  910 00:46:34,956 --> 00:46:36,925  Oh, now where   did I put my keys?  911 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:40,328  Sometimes I swear   I'd lose my head   if it wasn't bolted on.  912 00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:44,132  You know, I'm so excited.   I'll be home in one hour.  913 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:46,601  In the meantime,   I've got to go out and   get some supplies...  914 00:46:46,635 --> 00:46:48,970  for my, uh, my new job.  915 00:46:49,004 --> 00:46:51,573  Telephone solicitation.  916 00:46:51,606 --> 00:46:54,409  Trying to work my own   Christmas magic here.  917 00:46:54,442 --> 00:46:57,045  You know, Herman,   I could help you   with whatever you need.  918 00:46:57,078 --> 00:46:59,014  Uh, oh, no.   Thank you, Santa.  919 00:46:59,047 --> 00:47:01,383  No, I'd rather   do it myself.   [ Clears Throat ]  920 00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:02,818  And, uh, for Eddie.  921 00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:06,955  I'm sure you'll do just great.  922 00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:06,955  I think so.  923 00:47:06,988 --> 00:47:10,225  I'm a people pleaser.   Oh, there it is.  924 00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:12,327  Uh--   Pardon me.  925 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,995  Oh! Oh.  926 00:47:14,029 --> 00:47:15,430  Ah.  927 00:47:20,669 --> 00:47:22,804  Okay, Mr. Stitchie   just left out the front door.  928 00:47:22,838 --> 00:47:25,640  Hurry up and add   the sleep potion   so we can get outta here!  929 00:47:25,674 --> 00:47:27,175  Sleep potion. Right.  930 00:47:31,279 --> 00:47:33,982  All set at this end.  931 00:47:31,279 --> 00:47:33,982  [ Cackling ]   Yeah. Yeah.  932 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,186  [ Cackling  933 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,186   Continues ]  934 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:41,189   Someone's in  935 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:41,189   the kitchen with Lefty   936 00:47:41,223 --> 00:47:43,758   Someone's in the kitchen    I know   937 00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:46,628   We'll give Santa    sleeping potion   938 00:47:46,661 --> 00:47:49,564   And Christmas Eve    will be no go   939 00:47:49,598 --> 00:47:51,233  [ Cackling ]  940 00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,068  Hang on.   I'll be right back.  941 00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,068  Okay.  942 00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:55,437  [ Sniffing ]  943 00:47:58,306 --> 00:48:00,175  [ Clears Throat,  944 00:47:58,306 --> 00:48:00,175   Imitates Lily ]  945 00:47:58,306 --> 00:48:00,175  Oh, Santa.  946 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,610  Snack time.  947 00:48:09,818 --> 00:48:12,053  Did somebody say "snack"?  948 00:48:14,055 --> 00:48:16,391  I could have sworn   that I heard--  949 00:48:16,424 --> 00:48:18,627  [ Liquid Bubbling ]  950 00:48:20,428 --> 00:48:22,297  Oh.  951 00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,366  [ Laughing ]   Figgy pudding!  952 00:48:25,934 --> 00:48:27,535  What a wonderful family.  953 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:30,005  [ Smacks Lips ]  954 00:48:30,038 --> 00:48:32,507  Bizarre. Frightening.  955 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:34,142  But wonderful.  956 00:48:39,948 --> 00:48:41,349  [ Belches ]  957 00:48:42,350 --> 00:48:43,752  [ Belches ]  958 00:48:45,453 --> 00:48:46,855  [ Clattering ]  959 00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:59,367  - [ Gasps ]   - Ooh!  960 00:49:03,605 --> 00:49:05,273  Huh?  961 00:49:03,605 --> 00:49:05,273  Hmm.  962 00:49:07,776 --> 00:49:11,212  [ Grunting ]  963 00:49:16,384 --> 00:49:18,186  I think something   went wrong.  964 00:49:26,194 --> 00:49:29,297  "Dessert transmogrification   elixir"?  965 00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:31,399  Congratulations,   chestnut head.  966 00:49:31,433 --> 00:49:34,169  You just turned Santa   into fruitcake.  967 00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:35,603  I did?  968 00:49:40,408 --> 00:49:42,310  Okay, look at   the bright side.  969 00:49:42,344 --> 00:49:45,380  We did want Santa   out of commission.   Let's face it.  970 00:49:45,413 --> 00:49:47,482  You can't get   much more out of   commission than...  971 00:49:47,515 --> 00:49:50,585  being magically transformed   into holiday dessert.  972 00:49:50,618 --> 00:49:53,555  This clears the way   for us to have   a little fun.  973 00:49:53,588 --> 00:49:56,257  [ Cackling ]  974 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,496  I say we check out   this place tonight.  975 00:50:01,529 --> 00:50:03,498  "Hog Heaven."   [ Cackles ]  976 00:50:03,531 --> 00:50:05,166  Ooh. Hot music.  977 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,402  Cold beer, dancing.  978 00:50:07,435 --> 00:50:09,237  Whoa. But-But before   we go anywhere,  979 00:50:09,270 --> 00:50:11,740  I say we check out   Grandpa's lab and...  980 00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:14,576  do a little   redecorating.   [ Laughing ]  981 00:50:14,609 --> 00:50:18,213  Great idea.   Oh, that lab is   so dingy and cramped.  982 00:50:18,246 --> 00:50:20,315  We can really   open it up a bit.  983 00:50:20,348 --> 00:50:23,718  Add some light.   Experiment with colors.  984 00:50:23,752 --> 00:50:26,721  We could create a flow.   From the stairs.  985 00:50:26,755 --> 00:50:29,824  Puh-lease!   I don't mean   really redecorating.  986 00:50:29,858 --> 00:50:33,094  [ Grunts ]  987 00:50:29,858 --> 00:50:33,094  I mean trash the place   so nobody can fix Santa!  988 00:50:34,095 --> 00:50:36,464  [ Sputtering ]   One thought.  989 00:50:37,665 --> 00:50:39,401  What if   while we're gone...  990 00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:41,870  someone tries   to eat Santa?  991 00:50:43,471 --> 00:50:45,540  [ Scoffs ]   Never happen.  992 00:50:45,573 --> 00:50:47,242  Nobody likes fruitcake.  993 00:50:47,275 --> 00:50:50,678  [ Laughing ]  994 00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:05,060  Oh, hello.   Uh, hello, Mrs., uh, Tesseract?  995 00:51:05,093 --> 00:51:09,164  Yes, my name is Herman,   and I'm with   Consolidated Air Conditioning.  996 00:51:09,197 --> 00:51:11,666  Do you find your home   stuffy and uncomfortable?  997 00:51:11,699 --> 00:51:15,103  Do you find yourself   soaked with sweat   on hot summer days at--  998 00:51:15,136 --> 00:51:17,605  Hmm? Oh, yes. Certainly.  999 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:20,909  [ Speaking Slower ]   Uh, do you find yourself   soaked with sweat...  1000 00:51:20,942 --> 00:51:22,610  on hot summer days?  1001 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,612  [ Mrs. Tesseract  1002 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,612    Jabbering ]  1003 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,612  Uh--  1004 00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:27,315  Yes. Yes. Yes,   I'm a big believer   in discipline.  1005 00:51:27,348 --> 00:51:29,584  [ Jabbering ]  1006 00:51:27,348 --> 00:51:29,584  [ Laughs ]   My.  1007 00:51:29,617 --> 00:51:31,286  Aren't you   the curious one?  1008 00:51:31,319 --> 00:51:34,489  Um, a nightgown   and big boots.   How 'bout you?  1009 00:51:34,522 --> 00:51:37,826  [ Jabbering ]  1010 00:51:37,859 --> 00:51:41,096  W-Well, I guess you won't be   needing an air conditioner then.  1011 00:51:41,129 --> 00:51:42,931  I'm sorry to trouble you.  1012 00:51:41,129 --> 00:51:42,931  [ Jabbering ]  1013 00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:48,303  [ Bats Squeaking ]  1014 00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:48,303  Santa?  1015 00:51:49,938 --> 00:51:52,373  [ Cranking ]  1016 00:51:53,975 --> 00:51:55,376  [ Voice Screaming ]  1017 00:52:00,315 --> 00:52:01,883  [ Voice Screaming ]  1018 00:52:01,916 --> 00:52:04,486  You have to see   this monster display.  1019 00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:07,155  It's something   really special.  1020 00:52:07,188 --> 00:52:09,491  You really like   this monstrosity?  1021 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,759  Well, Fran,   it seems you missed...  1022 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:15,463  the obvious tip of the hat   to the Artaudian   Theatre of Cruelty.  1023 00:52:15,497 --> 00:52:18,133  I did?  1024 00:52:15,497 --> 00:52:18,133  It jumped   right out at me.  1025 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:21,035  But with my extensive   background in art--  1026 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:21,035  [ Screaming ]  1027 00:52:21,069 --> 00:52:22,504  Maybe if we squint.  1028 00:52:24,405 --> 00:52:26,941  Oh, no.   The judges are lingering.  1029 00:52:27,942 --> 00:52:29,544  That's a bad sign.  1030 00:52:29,577 --> 00:52:33,948   [ Whistling ]  1031 00:52:33,982 --> 00:52:36,117   [ Continues ]  1032 00:52:36,151 --> 00:52:38,720  Is that whistling   I hear?  1033 00:52:38,753 --> 00:52:42,790  Well, it's hard to be   totally grouchy when you got   Santa Claus in your house.  1034 00:52:42,824 --> 00:52:44,559  He's pretty cool   for an old guy.  1035 00:52:44,592 --> 00:52:48,062  Old? He's only 970.  1036 00:52:48,096 --> 00:52:50,598  And he doesn't look   a day over 400.  1037 00:52:48,096 --> 00:52:50,598  Yoo-hoo!  1038 00:52:50,632 --> 00:52:54,169  Bob! Oh, Bob!   Yoo-hoo!  1039 00:52:54,202 --> 00:52:58,940  How nice. Edna's coming over   to admire our decorations.  1040 00:52:58,973 --> 00:53:01,609  Oh, dear.  1041 00:52:58,973 --> 00:53:01,609  [ Edna Laughs ]  1042 00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:05,213  So, what do you say   we leave this ugly,   inappropriate lawn...  1043 00:53:05,246 --> 00:53:07,749  and walk across the street   to my house...  1044 00:53:07,782 --> 00:53:09,817  for some   delicious decorations.  1045 00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:12,887  Oh, oh! [ Laughs ]   I mean, dessert.  1046 00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:12,887  Uh--  1047 00:53:12,921 --> 00:53:16,791  I suppose   a tiny little bite   wouldn't hurt. Hmm?  1048 00:53:16,824 --> 00:53:19,928  Oh, Herman,   Edna Dimwitty is outside...  1049 00:53:19,961 --> 00:53:23,031  and I don't have   a Christmas present for her.  1050 00:53:23,064 --> 00:53:25,833  Oh. Oh! A fruitcake.  1051 00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:28,169  [ Gasps ]   Perfect.  1052 00:53:28,203 --> 00:53:30,405  Oh, Herman.  1053 00:53:28,203 --> 00:53:30,405  Uh--  1054 00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:33,341  You're the best.   Mwah!  1055 00:53:36,144 --> 00:53:38,913  Dessert.   Ooh, my favorite word.  1056 00:53:38,947 --> 00:53:41,549  But the judging.  1057 00:53:38,947 --> 00:53:41,549  Oh, it can wait.  1058 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,319  The last one back to Edna's   is a defective lightbulb.  1059 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,319  [ Laughing ]  1060 00:53:44,352 --> 00:53:46,988  - Oh, Edna.   - Oh. Oh, what does she want?  1061 00:53:48,289 --> 00:53:50,191  Uh, well, well,   go on, go on.  1062 00:53:50,225 --> 00:53:52,293  Uh, I'll catch up.   [ Chuckles ]  1063 00:53:54,662 --> 00:53:56,364  Edna.   [ Panting ]  1064 00:53:57,165 --> 00:53:59,534  Merry Christmas, Edna.  1065 00:53:59,567 --> 00:54:02,237  [ Grunts ]  1066 00:53:59,567 --> 00:54:02,237  From my family   to yours.  1067 00:54:03,404 --> 00:54:05,573  Fruitcake?   I can use this.  1068 00:54:05,607 --> 00:54:07,375  Hey, thanks, Munster.  1069 00:54:07,408 --> 00:54:09,811  Uh, your present   is, uh, in the mail.  1070 00:54:09,844 --> 00:54:12,180  [ Laughing ]  1071 00:54:13,448 --> 00:54:16,951  Lily, we're, um,   missing something.  1072 00:54:16,985 --> 00:54:20,655  Something big and red   and with a twinkle   in his eye.  1073 00:54:20,688 --> 00:54:23,424  Santa?  1074 00:54:20,688 --> 00:54:23,424  Oh, my. Are you sure   he's missing?  1075 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:26,294  We haven't seen him   for hours.  1076 00:54:26,327 --> 00:54:28,696  He could be   lost somewhere.   Or hurt.  1077 00:54:28,730 --> 00:54:31,899  We gotta find him.  1078 00:54:28,730 --> 00:54:31,899  Munsters,   let's move out.  1079 00:54:36,871 --> 00:54:38,172  [ Sniffing ]  1080 00:54:38,206 --> 00:54:40,241  [ Snarls, Howls ]  1081 00:54:41,409 --> 00:54:43,411  [ Growls, Sniffs ]  1082 00:54:45,313 --> 00:54:48,349  [ Snoring ]  1083 00:54:52,253 --> 00:54:54,255  [ Snoring Continues ]  1084 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:02,063  Pardon me, Mr. Sweep.   Have you seen Santa?  1085 00:55:10,305 --> 00:55:13,941  You really didn't   have to go to all   this trouble, Edna.  1086 00:55:13,975 --> 00:55:16,210  [ Chuckles ]   No trouble.  1087 00:55:16,244 --> 00:55:19,681  Not for my favorite people   in the whole darn neighborhood.  1088 00:55:19,714 --> 00:55:21,549  Oh.  1089 00:55:19,714 --> 00:55:21,549  [ Edna ]   So.  1090 00:55:21,582 --> 00:55:24,218  How's that judging   coming?  1091 00:55:24,252 --> 00:55:25,687  Made any decisions yet?  1092 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,823  [ Laughs ]   Standards are very high   this year.  1093 00:55:28,856 --> 00:55:31,359  But don't worry.   You're one of   the front-runners.  1094 00:55:31,392 --> 00:55:33,261  Along with   the Munsters.  1095 00:55:33,294 --> 00:55:37,332  - The Munsters?   - That display of theirs  1096 00:55:33,294 --> 00:55:37,332   is very sophisticated art.  1097 00:55:37,365 --> 00:55:43,171  Did you know that I imported   decorations from France   this year at great expense?  1098 00:55:43,204 --> 00:55:46,240  I hear the Munsters   got theirs at a Halloween   clearance sale,  1099 00:55:46,274 --> 00:55:50,178  but [ Laughs ] we can   talk about that over dessert.  1100 00:55:50,211 --> 00:55:52,714  So, what's on the menu?  1101 00:55:57,218 --> 00:55:59,554  - Oh.   - Oh, my!  1102 00:55:59,587 --> 00:56:01,756  That cake   is incredible.  1103 00:56:01,789 --> 00:56:04,892  Time to cut   the little fella up   and eat him.  1104 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,427  [ Chuckles ]  1105 00:56:08,629 --> 00:56:10,898  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1106 00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:13,868  [ Muffled Shouting    Continues ]  1107 00:56:13,901 --> 00:56:16,804  [ Laughing ]   Uh, don't mind me!  1108 00:56:16,838 --> 00:56:20,808  [ Laughing ]   I'm just so excited   by the competition this year...  1109 00:56:20,842 --> 00:56:23,411  that, uh,   I can't contain myself.  1110 00:56:23,444 --> 00:56:26,948  - [ Squawks ]   - [ Laughing ]  1111 00:56:26,981 --> 00:56:28,416  See?   [ Laughing ]  1112 00:56:30,618 --> 00:56:33,554  [ Muffled Screaming ]  1113 00:56:33,588 --> 00:56:35,223  [ Gasps ]   Ah!  1114 00:56:35,256 --> 00:56:37,125  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1115 00:56:37,158 --> 00:56:39,160  [ Muffled Shouting Continues ]  1116 00:56:39,193 --> 00:56:41,295  Edna, is everything   all right?  1117 00:56:41,329 --> 00:56:42,964  Yes.  1118 00:56:42,997 --> 00:56:46,234  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1119 00:56:42,997 --> 00:56:46,234  Never better.  1120 00:56:47,935 --> 00:56:49,904  [ Muffled Screaming ]  1121 00:56:49,937 --> 00:56:52,440  Aaah! I'll just be   one second.  1122 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:57,645  [ Muffled Screaming,    Sputtering ]  1123 00:57:00,081 --> 00:57:02,450  [ Sputtering Stops ]  1124 00:57:02,483 --> 00:57:04,685  [ Grunts, Exhales ]  1125 00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:07,855  [ Glass Clattering ]  1126 00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:07,855  [ Exhales ]  1127 00:57:07,889 --> 00:57:09,690  [ Egg Nog Splashing ]  1128 00:57:13,261 --> 00:57:16,631  A novelty item, you see.   It's got a microchip in it.  1129 00:57:16,664 --> 00:57:19,066  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1130 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:21,436  Aaah!   [ Grunts ]  1131 00:57:21,469 --> 00:57:23,137  [ Edna ]   Oh!  1132 00:57:21,469 --> 00:57:23,137  Oh.  1133 00:57:23,171 --> 00:57:24,372  Oh!  1134 00:57:24,405 --> 00:57:25,873  Wait.  1135 00:57:24,405 --> 00:57:25,873  [ Glass Shattering ]  1136 00:57:25,907 --> 00:57:27,975  Where do you people   think you're going?  1137 00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:31,045  [ Gasps ]   This is obviously   the wrong time.  1138 00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:33,881  Oh, no.   You don't understand.  1139 00:57:33,915 --> 00:57:36,884  It's not me.   It's the Munsters.  1140 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:39,053  This fruitcake   is on their side.   [ Gasps ]  1141 00:57:39,086 --> 00:57:41,589  It wants me   to lose the contest.  1142 00:57:41,622 --> 00:57:43,958  Well, I think   we all understand...  1143 00:57:43,991 --> 00:57:46,627  how temperamental   baked goods can be.  1144 00:57:46,661 --> 00:57:48,296  [ Laughing ]  1145 00:57:48,329 --> 00:57:50,431  Too much egg nog.  1146 00:57:48,329 --> 00:57:50,431  No.  1147 00:57:50,465 --> 00:57:52,366  No.  1148 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,303  No!   [ Echoes ]  1149 00:57:57,038 --> 00:58:00,308  [ Sniffles ]   We scoured every inch   of Mockingbird Heights.  1150 00:58:00,341 --> 00:58:02,643  Oh, I am   so exhausted.  1151 00:58:02,677 --> 00:58:06,314  You could douse me   with holy water   and I wouldn't budge.  1152 00:58:06,347 --> 00:58:11,185  How do you expect   to hide a guy   as fat as Santa?  1153 00:58:11,219 --> 00:58:14,689  Oh, my gosh.   Do you think maybe Spot   got hungry and--  1154 00:58:14,722 --> 00:58:17,391  Uh, no, no.   I-I checked his bowl.  1155 00:58:17,425 --> 00:58:20,294  There's still   half a mail carrier   in there.  1156 00:58:20,328 --> 00:58:21,696  [ Winch Clanking ]  1157 00:58:21,729 --> 00:58:23,998  [ Spot Belching ]  1158 00:58:24,031 --> 00:58:28,236  Well, Spot does like   to snack, you know.   [ Chuckles ]  1159 00:58:28,269 --> 00:58:30,338  That's not funny,   Grandpa.  1160 00:58:30,371 --> 00:58:33,674  I'm sure Santa's   out there somewhere,   and wherever he is,  1161 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:36,244  [ Inhales ]   he's perfectly safe.  1162 00:58:36,277 --> 00:58:38,145  What'd I say?  1163 00:58:39,647 --> 00:58:42,550  I'm sure   Santa's fine, Eddie.  1164 00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,952  Then why'd he leave us   like this?  1165 00:58:44,986 --> 00:58:47,421  You don't think he just   walked away from Christmas,   do you?  1166 00:58:47,455 --> 00:58:50,725  Oh. I'm sure   it's not like that.  1167 00:58:50,758 --> 00:58:54,161  [ Loud Sniffling ]  1168 00:58:56,364 --> 00:58:57,665  Oh.  1169 00:58:56,364 --> 00:58:57,665  [ Sobs ]  1170 00:58:57,698 --> 00:59:00,501  Oh.  1171 00:58:57,698 --> 00:59:00,501  [ Banging ]  1172 00:59:00,535 --> 00:59:02,770  Seems like   someone's tapping.  1173 00:59:04,138 --> 00:59:06,073  Tapping at   our front door.  1174 00:59:08,776 --> 00:59:11,512  Edna.   What a lovely surprise.  1175 00:59:11,546 --> 00:59:13,915  Can the sweet stuff,   Munster.  1176 00:59:13,948 --> 00:59:16,717  I happen to know   you deliberately   sabotaged me.  1177 00:59:16,751 --> 00:59:19,654  You and your trick   screaming fruitcake.  1178 00:59:19,687 --> 00:59:23,791  Edna, I assure you   I don't know anything   about a screaming fruitcake.  1179 00:59:23,824 --> 00:59:26,460  Although I do have a recipe   for one that bleeds.  1180 00:59:26,494 --> 00:59:29,463  You've got   a lot of gall, Munster.  1181 00:59:29,497 --> 00:59:33,367  Oh, you're right.   Where are my manners?   Would you like to come in?  1182 00:59:33,401 --> 00:59:38,472  I wouldn't set foot in there   if a pack of rabid dogs   were after me.  1183 00:59:38,506 --> 00:59:41,008  Of course.   Why would you be   cooped up indoors...  1184 00:59:41,042 --> 00:59:43,144  when you could be   outside frolicking   with rabid dogs?  1185 00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:45,680  [ Groans, Mutters ]  1186 00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:47,782  Don't be a stranger, Edna.  1187 00:59:48,849 --> 00:59:52,219  Oh. Two visits in one day.  1188 00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:54,388  We really are   starting to fit in.  1189 00:59:54,422 --> 00:59:56,223  [ Door Closes ]  1190 00:59:56,257 --> 00:59:58,593  The funniest thing   just happened.  1191 00:59:58,626 --> 01:00:01,262  Edna Dimwitty   thinks this fruitcake   screamed at her.  1192 01:00:02,597 --> 01:00:04,765  The fruitcake   is back.  1193 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:07,168  It's like a yummy   dessert boomerang.  1194 01:00:07,201 --> 01:00:10,404  Oh, I love you pussycat.   Bolts and all.  1195 01:00:10,438 --> 01:00:12,506  I love you too, dear.   [ Chuckles ]  1196 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:14,542  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1197 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:14,542  Aaah!  1198 01:00:14,575 --> 01:00:17,545  [ Screams ]  1199 01:00:14,575 --> 01:00:17,545  [ Muffled Shouting    Continues ]  1200 01:00:17,578 --> 01:00:19,614  [ Muffled ]   Get me out!  1201 01:00:19,647 --> 01:00:21,949  [ Muffled ]   Get me out!  1202 01:00:21,983 --> 01:00:24,652  Santa.   Is that you in there?  1203 01:00:24,685 --> 01:00:26,754  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1204 01:00:26,787 --> 01:00:29,523  The mystery is solved.  1205 01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:31,792  Somebody slipped Santa...  1206 01:00:31,826 --> 01:00:35,596  my dessert   transmogrification elixir.  1207 01:00:35,630 --> 01:00:37,198  You're what?  1208 01:00:37,231 --> 01:00:40,434  It's a potion.   It turns you into a fruitcake.  1209 01:00:40,468 --> 01:00:42,803  [ Muffled Shouting    Continues ]  1210 01:00:40,468 --> 01:00:42,803  What's the point of that?  1211 01:00:42,837 --> 01:00:45,473  Well, it's, uh,   it's a cure so you--  1212 01:00:45,506 --> 01:00:49,010  so you won't be a fruitcake.   [ Chuckles ]  1213 01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:50,878  Now, Grandpa,   how many times   have we told you...  1214 01:00:50,911 --> 01:00:52,847  about these frivolous   spells and potions?  1215 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,183  And what about the time   that you asked me...  1216 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:59,286  to conjure up the Sunday funnies   three days early?  1217 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,188  You don't call that   frivolous?  1218 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,491  Well, I--   I was going out of town,  1219 01:01:03,524 --> 01:01:05,493  and Little Orphan Annie   was in a real jam.  1220 01:01:05,526 --> 01:01:07,361  I had to find out   how things turned out.  1221 01:01:07,395 --> 01:01:09,563  Yeah.   Santa?  1222 01:01:09,597 --> 01:01:11,232  [ Muffled Talking ]  1223 01:01:09,597 --> 01:01:11,232  Santa?  1224 01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:13,834  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1225 01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:13,834  Don't you worry   about a thing.  1226 01:01:13,868 --> 01:01:16,470  We're going to go   down into the lab...  1227 01:01:16,504 --> 01:01:20,675  and have you back to normal   in a Saint Nick of time.  1228 01:01:28,649 --> 01:01:30,785  [ Grandpa ]   Now, all we have to do...  1229 01:01:30,818 --> 01:01:33,020  is reverse the formula   for the elixir.  1230 01:01:35,956 --> 01:01:37,858  My lab.  1231 01:01:37,892 --> 01:01:40,428  My beautiful lab!  1232 01:01:40,461 --> 01:01:42,930  Well, you can fix   Santa, can't you?  1233 01:01:44,432 --> 01:01:48,135  Without my lab,   I couldn't fix a martini.  1234 01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:49,570  [ Voice Screaming ]  1235 01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:54,442  [ Screaming ]  1236 01:01:57,178 --> 01:01:58,579  [ Screaming ]  1237 01:02:01,315 --> 01:02:03,918  That Christmas fairy   looks familiar. I--  1238 01:02:05,586 --> 01:02:07,354  [ Exhales ]   No!  1239 01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:09,924  [ Groans ]   You can't get away with this!  1240 01:02:09,957 --> 01:02:13,260  [ Angry Shouting ]  1241 01:02:16,931 --> 01:02:19,567  [ Wind Whistling ]  1242 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,936  Santa?   Can you hear me in there?  1243 01:02:24,171 --> 01:02:26,640  I should've known you wouldn't   give up on Christmas.  1244 01:02:26,674 --> 01:02:29,477  Well, without being mutated,   I mean.  1245 01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:31,312  [ Sighs ]   You're the best.  1246 01:02:34,915 --> 01:02:36,517  [ Sighs ]  1247 01:02:34,915 --> 01:02:36,517  [ Earpieces Pop ]  1248 01:02:41,722 --> 01:02:43,958  Please hurry, Mom.   We need Santa back.  1249 01:02:43,991 --> 01:02:46,861  Oh, I'm doing the best   that I can, Eddie.  1250 01:02:46,894 --> 01:02:49,463  Why isn't Grandpa   helping you?  1251 01:02:49,497 --> 01:02:51,866  Oh, well, um--  1252 01:02:51,899 --> 01:02:53,968  Grandpa had to take   a little rest.  1253 01:02:55,903 --> 01:02:58,773  Come on, Grandpa.   You gotta come out   of there sometime.  1254 01:02:58,806 --> 01:03:01,275  [ Grandpa ]   No, I'm a loser.  1255 01:03:01,308 --> 01:03:03,978  I used to be   Eastern Europe's   preeminent alchemist.  1256 01:03:04,011 --> 01:03:06,147  Now I'm just   the guy...  1257 01:03:06,180 --> 01:03:09,049  who turned Santa   into a giant hamburger.  1258 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:13,420  Fruitcake.  1259 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:13,420  What's the difference?  1260 01:03:13,454 --> 01:03:15,990  He's not Santa   anymore.  1261 01:03:18,192 --> 01:03:20,728  You see, Eddie,   when I was   a little girl,  1262 01:03:20,761 --> 01:03:22,930  Grandpa used to show me   all his tricks.  1263 01:03:22,963 --> 01:03:24,999  We turned wine   into weevils,  1264 01:03:25,032 --> 01:03:26,934  synthesized   the bubonic plague.  1265 01:03:26,967 --> 01:03:29,003  Oh, there was no end   to the fun.  1266 01:03:29,036 --> 01:03:31,906  And now, thanks to   this handy cookbook,  1267 01:03:31,939 --> 01:03:34,141  modern conjuring   is a snap...  1268 01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:36,343  using ordinary   household items.  1269 01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,813  Oh, would you   hand me that can   of gecko tongues, dear.  1270 01:03:42,650 --> 01:03:44,852  You can do it, Mom.  1271 01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:46,353  I hope so.  1272 01:03:48,789 --> 01:03:50,658  [ Sighs, Clears Throat ]  1273 01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:53,961  There. Finished.  1274 01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:58,833  Herman, why does   your steamboat have wheels?  1275 01:03:58,866 --> 01:04:00,634  It's a ducky.  1276 01:04:00,668 --> 01:04:03,637  You see, I figured   that since Santa's   so far behind schedule...  1277 01:04:03,671 --> 01:04:07,374  that I'd help him out   by making a few toys, hmm?  1278 01:04:07,408 --> 01:04:10,711  One down and, uh,   14 million to go.  1279 01:04:24,925 --> 01:04:27,061  [ Grunts ]  1280 01:04:24,925 --> 01:04:27,061  [ Screaming ]  1281 01:04:27,094 --> 01:04:29,396  [ Roaring ]  1282 01:04:32,933 --> 01:04:35,502  Oh, these people are sick.  1283 01:04:35,536 --> 01:04:37,137  Sick!  1284 01:04:57,725 --> 01:05:00,160  - [ Growling ]   - [ Screaming ]  1285 01:05:01,362 --> 01:05:02,763  [ Screaming ]  1286 01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:10,838  [ Screaming ]  1287 01:05:14,074 --> 01:05:17,244  [ In High-pitched Voice ]   Help me! Help me!  1288 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:19,947  [ Screaming ]  1289 01:05:19,980 --> 01:05:21,181  [ Thud ]  1290 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:28,289  [ Coughing ]  1291 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,890  [ Gasping, Coughing ]  1292 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:35,095  Cross your fingers.  1293 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:35,095  Three times for luck.   [ Grunting ]  1294 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,170  [ Thunderclap ]  1295 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,170  Oh, ah, gracious.   It's working.  1296 01:05:43,203 --> 01:05:47,708  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1297 01:05:47,741 --> 01:05:51,345  [ Muffled Grunting,    Groaning ]  1298 01:05:51,378 --> 01:05:53,414  [ Muffled Sobbing ]  1299 01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:57,217  Well, back to   the drawing board.  1300 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,889  [ Muffled Groaning ]  1301 01:06:04,558 --> 01:06:07,995  [ Muffled Shouting ]  1302 01:06:08,028 --> 01:06:09,797  [ Muffled Shouting Continues ]  1303 01:06:11,899 --> 01:06:14,601  [ Muffled Grunting, Groaning ]  1304 01:06:14,635 --> 01:06:16,804  Oh, dear.  1305 01:06:16,837 --> 01:06:18,706  Now I'm not even getting   the holiday right.  1306 01:06:18,739 --> 01:06:20,607  Darn, darn, darn.  1307 01:06:20,641 --> 01:06:22,176  This is hopeless.  1308 01:06:22,209 --> 01:06:24,878  Well, let's not give up,   Herman Munster.  1309 01:06:24,912 --> 01:06:28,182  Go down to Grandpa's lab   and see if any of   his blowfish bile survived.  1310 01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:30,417  Maybe that's   what I'm missing.  1311 01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:30,417  That's my Lily.  1312 01:06:30,451 --> 01:06:33,153  She's got a true   never-say-die attitude.  1313 01:06:33,187 --> 01:06:35,055  Well, I'm a vampire, dear.   I can't.  1314 01:06:38,659 --> 01:06:42,129  Eddie? Marilyn?   Aaah!  1315 01:06:42,162 --> 01:06:44,031  What are you kids   doing down here?  1316 01:06:44,064 --> 01:06:46,767  We're trying to figure out   who trashed Grandpa's lab.  1317 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,536  Sounds like   a long shot to me.  1318 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,305  Wait a minute.   [ Blowing ]  1319 01:06:51,338 --> 01:06:53,607  What is it, Wolf-Boy?  1320 01:06:51,338 --> 01:06:53,607  I smell something.  1321 01:06:55,809 --> 01:06:57,978  Elves.  1322 01:06:58,012 --> 01:06:59,646  [ Herman ]   Elves did this?  1323 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,182  Santa's adorable   little mop-top elves?  1324 01:07:02,216 --> 01:07:04,818  Santa's trusty   never-say-die helpers?  1325 01:07:04,852 --> 01:07:07,287  Well, I don't mind saying   I feel a little bit betrayed.  1326 01:07:08,789 --> 01:07:12,326  Yeah, well, just imagine   how poor Santa must feel.  1327 01:07:12,359 --> 01:07:15,396  It's the night   before Christmas Eve,   and his own men turned on him.  1328 01:07:15,429 --> 01:07:17,131  I wonder where   those little stinkers got to.  1329 01:07:17,164 --> 01:07:19,133  How did this   get down here?  1330 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,269  Tom gave me this flyer.   I stuck it on the fridge.  1331 01:07:22,302 --> 01:07:25,205  Do you think the elves   brought it down here?  1332 01:07:25,239 --> 01:07:28,342  Hey. Maybe that's   where they went.  1333 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:31,812  Kids. I think it's time   we paid a visit   to Hog Heaven.  1334 01:07:31,845 --> 01:07:34,381   [ Rock ]  1335 01:07:31,845 --> 01:07:34,381  Come on!  1336 01:07:58,906 --> 01:08:01,708  Are you sure   this is what the kids   are wearing these days?  1337 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:05,379  How we gonna find   these two little losers?  1338 01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:08,082  Well, they don't   exactly fit in.  1339 01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:18,392  I'm glad you   could make it.  1340 01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:18,392  I'm glad to be here.  1341 01:08:18,425 --> 01:08:20,260  Uh, so you guys   are rehearsing...  1342 01:08:20,294 --> 01:08:22,696  for some sort of, uh,   performance art piece.  1343 01:08:22,729 --> 01:08:24,798  Is that it?  1344 01:08:24,832 --> 01:08:27,501  Uh, let me buy you   a drink. Hey!  1345 01:08:27,534 --> 01:08:30,270  What's your poison?  1346 01:08:27,534 --> 01:08:30,270  Strychnine.   What's yours?  1347 01:08:30,304 --> 01:08:32,139  [ Chuckles ]   How about something nonlethal?  1348 01:08:32,172 --> 01:08:34,441  All right.   Virgin Bloody Mary.  1349 01:08:34,475 --> 01:08:36,543  Light on the virgin's blood,   if you don't mind.  1350 01:08:36,577 --> 01:08:39,513   [ Continues ]  1351 01:08:45,953 --> 01:08:47,254  Hello, boys.  1352 01:08:45,953 --> 01:08:47,254  [ Gasps ]  1353 01:08:48,922 --> 01:08:51,492  What do you want?  1354 01:08:48,922 --> 01:08:51,492  I think you know.  1355 01:08:51,525 --> 01:08:54,294  What we did   was between us and   the jolly old suet sack.  1356 01:08:54,328 --> 01:08:56,864  This has nothing   to do with you.  1357 01:08:56,897 --> 01:08:58,332  [ Larry, Lefty ]   Oh! Aaah!  1358 01:08:58,365 --> 01:09:01,401  Hey! I thought elf-tossing   was Thursday night!  1359 01:09:03,403 --> 01:09:06,573  Nothing to do with us?   You guys are ruining Christmas.  1360 01:09:06,607 --> 01:09:09,409  You have to help us   change the fruitcake   back into Santa Claus.  1361 01:09:11,211 --> 01:09:14,648  Before you guys showed up,   I couldn't have cared less   about Christmas.  1362 01:09:14,681 --> 01:09:17,084  But Santa showed me   how important it really is.  1363 01:09:17,117 --> 01:09:20,020  Now, thanks to you guys,   there won't even be a Christmas.  1364 01:09:20,721 --> 01:09:22,589  Puh-lease!  1365 01:09:22,623 --> 01:09:24,291  Don't "oh, please" us.  1366 01:09:24,324 --> 01:09:26,293  What you did   broke Eddie's heart.  1367 01:09:26,326 --> 01:09:29,563  And that puts you two   at the top   of my naughty list.  1368 01:09:29,596 --> 01:09:33,800  Now, just imagine   all the kids in all the world...  1369 01:09:33,834 --> 01:09:36,904  who are gonna wake up tomorrow   and find nothing   under their trees.  1370 01:09:36,937 --> 01:09:39,873  If you don't come help us,   Christmas won't even happen.  1371 01:09:39,907 --> 01:09:41,975  Sorry. We got   better things to do.  1372 01:09:42,009 --> 01:09:44,144  Right, Larry?   Larry!  1373 01:09:45,946 --> 01:09:47,748  Fine.  1374 01:09:47,781 --> 01:09:50,150  Well, I hope you two   are darn proud of yourselves.   Come on, kids.  1375 01:09:51,351 --> 01:09:52,920  Um, I gotta run...  1376 01:09:52,953 --> 01:09:54,922  'cause we're storming out   and everything,  1377 01:09:54,955 --> 01:09:56,823  but maybe I could come back   and see you later.  1378 01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:59,626  That is,   if you don't mind.  1379 01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:59,626  Mind?  1380 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,728  Can't wait to hear   what the story is   with the little...  1381 01:10:02,930 --> 01:10:04,731  guys in tights.  1382 01:10:02,930 --> 01:10:04,731  Okay.  1383 01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:08,569  Do you think   we're being too selfish?  1384 01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:11,205  No, I don't think   we're being selfish.  1385 01:10:11,238 --> 01:10:13,073  Everybody's entitled   to a little fun.  1386 01:10:15,075 --> 01:10:17,811  I couldn't help   but overhear   your conversation.  1387 01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:19,346  Hot damn!  1388 01:10:19,379 --> 01:10:21,481  I used to think   short guys were really hot.  1389 01:10:22,616 --> 01:10:25,352  I even used to have   fantasies about elves.  1390 01:10:25,385 --> 01:10:27,654  But you guys   are really uncool.  1391 01:10:27,688 --> 01:10:29,656  Shame on you   for ruining Christmas!  1392 01:10:34,595 --> 01:10:36,663  I'll make this fast,   Santa.  1393 01:10:36,697 --> 01:10:39,433  You look like   you need to go out.  1394 01:10:36,697 --> 01:10:39,433  [ Whining ]  1395 01:10:42,369 --> 01:10:44,171  [ Shouts ]  1396 01:10:42,369 --> 01:10:44,171  Oh? Oh!  1397 01:10:44,204 --> 01:10:47,140  [ Barking ]  1398 01:10:44,204 --> 01:10:47,140  Ah! Oh!   [ Laughing ]  1399 01:10:47,174 --> 01:10:48,575  [ Clearing Throat ]  1400 01:10:47,174 --> 01:10:48,575  Oh.  1401 01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:54,281  [ Laughing ]  1402 01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:54,281  [ Lily ]   Ta-da!  1403 01:10:54,314 --> 01:10:56,984  Oh, Santa!   You fixed Santa!  1404 01:10:57,017 --> 01:10:58,752  Christmas is saved!  1405 01:10:58,785 --> 01:11:00,854  Not entirely,   I'm afraid.  1406 01:11:00,887 --> 01:11:02,856  What do you mean?  1407 01:11:00,887 --> 01:11:02,856  It's so late.  1408 01:11:02,889 --> 01:11:04,858  I couldn't possibly   make it home in time...  1409 01:11:04,891 --> 01:11:06,693  to load my sleigh   and make my ride.  1410 01:11:06,727 --> 01:11:09,062  Well, we could help.   I made a ducky.  1411 01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:13,367  Oh, and I'm sure   that we could find   a sleigh... somewhere.  1412 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,803  Oh, it's more complicated   than that.  1413 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:19,806  I need elfin magic.  1414 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,075  Elfin magic?  1415 01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:25,279  Elves are magical creatures.   They bend the laws of physics.  1416 01:11:25,312 --> 01:11:27,281  That's how I can make   millions of toys,  1417 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:31,418  fit them on one tiny sled   and make all my deliveries   in one night.  1418 01:11:31,451 --> 01:11:33,787  The elves   are my secret.  1419 01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:36,390  Well, let us   be your secret.  1420 01:11:36,423 --> 01:11:38,625  We can all   pitch in together.  1421 01:11:36,423 --> 01:11:38,625  [ Marilyn ] Yeah.  1422 01:11:38,659 --> 01:11:42,663  Thank you, Eddie,   but this is one problem   good intentions can't solve.  1423 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:47,701  Millions of disappointed   boys and girls.  1424 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:47,701  [ Door Opening ]  1425 01:11:47,734 --> 01:11:50,604  Start your engines,   the elves are in the house.   [ Laughing ]  1426 01:11:50,637 --> 01:11:52,839  What do you   holiday wreckers want?  1427 01:11:52,873 --> 01:11:55,876  Well, we thought about   what you said.  1428 01:11:52,873 --> 01:11:55,876  You were right.  1429 01:11:55,909 --> 01:11:58,412  We acted like jerks,   but we want   to make up for it.  1430 01:11:58,445 --> 01:12:00,914  Besides, the babe   at the bar dissed us.  1431 01:12:00,947 --> 01:12:03,317  But we haven't got   any toys to distribute.  1432 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:06,386  [ Laughing ]   Got it covered.  1433 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:10,891  How? Even with your magic,   we don't have the manpower.  1434 01:12:10,924 --> 01:12:13,460  [ Laughing ]  1435 01:12:14,261 --> 01:12:16,029  Let's make some Christmas!  1436 01:12:16,063 --> 01:12:18,265  [ Laughing,  1437 01:12:16,063 --> 01:12:18,265   Shouting ]  1438 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:22,502  - I hear you guys  1439 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:22,502   needed some help.  1440 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:22,502  - All right!  1441 01:12:22,536 --> 01:12:24,137  [ Laughing ]  1442 01:12:26,206 --> 01:12:28,175  Where's Grandpa?  1443 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,745  Oh, he's down in the lab   working on something   with Lefty and Larry.  1444 01:12:31,778 --> 01:12:34,381  But at least   he's not sulking   in his coffin anymore.  1445 01:12:34,414 --> 01:12:35,816  Look up.  1446 01:12:37,784 --> 01:12:39,553  Hope you don't mind.  1447 01:12:39,586 --> 01:12:40,987  Mind?   [ Chuckles ]  1448 01:12:42,789 --> 01:12:44,191  I insist.  1449 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,528  Oh, Eddie, look.  1450 01:12:48,562 --> 01:12:51,431  A Christmas kiss   underneath the mistletoe.  1451 01:12:52,632 --> 01:12:55,135  Yuck!  1452 01:12:52,632 --> 01:12:55,135  You said it, kid.  1453 01:12:55,168 --> 01:12:58,472  [ Chattering ]  1454 01:12:58,505 --> 01:13:00,340  You guys   are gonna love this.  1455 01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:04,378  Now, you know me, Santa.   I'm always gonna look out   for work-saving methods.  1456 01:13:04,411 --> 01:13:06,513  Usually hiding behind   the paint shed.  1457 01:13:06,546 --> 01:13:08,949  [ Chuckles ]   But go on.  1458 01:13:08,982 --> 01:13:10,951  Well, I've been noodling   on an idea...  1459 01:13:10,984 --> 01:13:13,720  that will keep us   from busting our butts   all year long.  1460 01:13:13,754 --> 01:13:15,956  Ladies and gentlemen--  1461 01:13:15,989 --> 01:13:18,024  or whatever else   you consider yourselves--  1462 01:13:18,058 --> 01:13:22,362  allow me to present to you   the Toymaster 6000!  1463 01:13:22,396 --> 01:13:24,531  [ Chugging ]  1464 01:13:42,382 --> 01:13:44,851  With Herman Munster interface!  1465 01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:47,687  [ Lefty Laughing ]   Observe.  1466 01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:02,636  Why, this is even better   than the ones back home.  1467 01:14:02,669 --> 01:14:04,971  Aaah! Still warm too!  1468 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:07,474  It can make just about   any kind of toy you want.  1469 01:14:07,507 --> 01:14:09,409  All we have to do is show   Herman a picture here...  1470 01:14:11,711 --> 01:14:13,246  and it comes out there.  1471 01:14:11,711 --> 01:14:13,246  [ Santa Laughs ]  1472 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,682  How fast   can it work?  1473 01:14:15,715 --> 01:14:17,818  Oh, we've got this baby   tweaked to the max!  1474 01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,387  We'll have no problems   cranking out   plenty of toys...  1475 01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,456  just in time   for Santa's run.  1476 01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,456  [ Eddie ] Great.  1477 01:14:22,489 --> 01:14:24,391  That means we're gonna   save Christmas after all.  1478 01:14:24,424 --> 01:14:27,394  Boys, I am impressed!  1479 01:14:27,427 --> 01:14:30,297  Why, if we had one of these   machines back at the North Pole,  1480 01:14:30,330 --> 01:14:33,700  we could increase production   ten times over!  1481 01:14:33,733 --> 01:14:36,703  And that would allow us   to give all you elves...  1482 01:14:36,736 --> 01:14:39,306  a couple of months' vacation   every year...  1483 01:14:39,339 --> 01:14:41,875  on the company nickel,   of course. [ Laughing ]  1484 01:14:41,908 --> 01:14:43,977  - You mean it?   - Trust me.  1485 01:14:44,010 --> 01:14:46,446  You guys deserve   a vacation.  1486 01:14:47,514 --> 01:14:49,783  Just one thing though.  1487 01:14:49,816 --> 01:14:53,153  No more fruitcake shenanigans!   Deal?  1488 01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:56,323  Deal.  1489 01:14:56,356 --> 01:14:58,692  It was his idea.  1490 01:14:56,356 --> 01:14:58,692  Shut up!  1491 01:14:58,725 --> 01:15:01,528  You mean you want me   to do this again?  1492 01:15:01,561 --> 01:15:03,697  Yes!   [ Laughing ]  1493 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:07,033  You are coming to   the North Pole next Christmas,   aren't you, Herman?  1494 01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:09,202  - [ Santa Laughs ]   - Are you kidding?  1495 01:15:09,236 --> 01:15:11,037  I'd love to!   [ Laughing ]  1496 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:13,640  What are we waiting for?   We got a holiday to save.  1497 01:15:13,673 --> 01:15:16,676   [ Triumphal ]  1498 01:15:23,149 --> 01:15:25,218  [ Santa ]   That's great.   [ Laughing ]  1499 01:15:25,252 --> 01:15:27,721  Well done, Tommy.   Thank you, Marilyn.  1500 01:15:27,754 --> 01:15:29,723  [ Laughing ]  1501 01:15:29,756 --> 01:15:31,625  [ Santa ]   How's it going, Slammer?  1502 01:15:31,658 --> 01:15:34,160  That's right,   keep it coming,   keep it coming.  1503 01:15:34,194 --> 01:15:36,930  Oh, Lily, why,   thank you so much.  1504 01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:39,766  Plenty more   where these came from.  1505 01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:39,766  [ Laughing ]  1506 01:15:53,613 --> 01:15:56,449  Randolph Derkins   gets the chemistry set.  1507 01:15:56,483 --> 01:15:58,752  [ Laughing ]  1508 01:15:56,483 --> 01:15:58,752  Check.  1509 01:15:58,785 --> 01:16:00,854  All righty then.   Bag the sucker.  1510 01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:03,056  [ Nose Tinkles ]  1511 01:16:03,089 --> 01:16:05,859  I love that trick.  1512 01:16:03,089 --> 01:16:05,859  Trade secret.  1513 01:16:05,892 --> 01:16:07,294  [ Tinkles ]  1514 01:16:05,892 --> 01:16:07,294  [ Santa Chuckles ]  1515 01:16:09,396 --> 01:16:12,299  [ Tinkles ]  1516 01:16:09,396 --> 01:16:12,299  Now, who's next?  1517 01:16:12,332 --> 01:16:13,967  [ Engine Revs ]  1518 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,802  [ Tires Screeching ]  1519 01:16:20,006 --> 01:16:23,076  Come on, Grandpa.  1520 01:16:20,006 --> 01:16:23,076  "Come on, Grandpa."  1521 01:16:23,109 --> 01:16:25,779  Why is it always,   "Come on, Grandpa"?  1522 01:16:25,812 --> 01:16:29,482  Why can't it be,   "Sit here and relax,   Grandpa"?  1523 01:16:29,516 --> 01:16:33,853  I'm almost 800 years old.   I can't keep doing   this stuff.  1524 01:16:35,322 --> 01:16:36,957  Here we are.  1525 01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:38,825  Don't you think this is   the perfect vehicle...  1526 01:16:38,858 --> 01:16:41,094  for Santa to be making   his appointed rounds in?  1527 01:16:41,127 --> 01:16:43,530  You're gonna get us shot.  1528 01:16:43,563 --> 01:16:45,532  Grandpa, please.  1529 01:16:45,565 --> 01:16:47,834  Now, it's not like   our domestic situation...  1530 01:16:47,867 --> 01:16:50,403  doesn't merit   a little drastic action.  1531 01:16:50,437 --> 01:16:52,572  Besides--  1532 01:16:50,437 --> 01:16:52,572  [ Thud ]  1533 01:16:52,606 --> 01:16:54,341  it's not like   were stealing.  1534 01:16:54,374 --> 01:16:56,910  We're commandeering.  1535 01:16:56,943 --> 01:16:58,979  And what are you   gonna tell the cops...  1536 01:16:59,012 --> 01:17:03,750  when they pull us over   for "commandeering"   city property?  1537 01:17:03,783 --> 01:17:06,853  Well, we'll tell them   that Santa Claus needs it.  1538 01:17:03,783 --> 01:17:06,853  [ Metal Groans ]  1539 01:17:10,023 --> 01:17:12,993  Besides, who can say no   to Santa Claus?  1540 01:17:18,698 --> 01:17:21,468  [ Siren Wailing ]  1541 01:17:21,501 --> 01:17:22,902  [ Tires Screeching ]  1542 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,349  You, uh,   goin' somewhere, pops?  1543 01:17:36,383 --> 01:17:39,019  Well, actually,  1544 01:17:39,052 --> 01:17:43,423  my son-in-law and I   are commandeering   this sleigh...  1545 01:17:43,456 --> 01:17:45,759  because Santa Claus   needs it...  1546 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:48,662  to deliver   all his toys tonight.  1547 01:17:48,695 --> 01:17:51,898  Uh-huh. You wanna   step out of the vehicle, sir?  1548 01:17:51,931 --> 01:17:54,367  [ Thudding ]  1549 01:17:54,401 --> 01:17:56,269  [ Heavy Footsteps    Approaching ]  1550 01:17:57,470 --> 01:17:58,872  Is there a problem,   Officer?  1551 01:17:59,739 --> 01:18:02,175  There's no problem, no.  1552 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:04,878  No, I got no problem.   No problem with anybody!  1553 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:04,878  [ Engine Starts ]  1554 01:18:04,911 --> 01:18:07,180  There's no problem   at all! No!  1555 01:18:04,911 --> 01:18:07,180  [ Engine Revs ]  1556 01:18:07,213 --> 01:18:09,315  [ Tires Squealing ]  1557 01:18:07,213 --> 01:18:09,315  No problem!  1558 01:18:09,349 --> 01:18:11,818  Whoa!   Wait for me!  1559 01:18:12,619 --> 01:18:14,421  Well, you see?  1560 01:18:14,454 --> 01:18:17,490  You mention Santa,   and suddenly everything's   all right.  1561 01:18:19,492 --> 01:18:23,730  [ Laughing ]  1562 01:18:23,763 --> 01:18:26,199  [ Laughing Continues ]  1563 01:18:26,232 --> 01:18:28,034  Yes.   [ Chuckles ]  1564 01:18:28,068 --> 01:18:30,136  Well, that looks   like everything.   Mount up, boys.  1565 01:18:30,170 --> 01:18:32,038  We've got a long night   ahead of us.  1566 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,075  You know, Santa,  1567 01:18:35,108 --> 01:18:37,677  I-I was noticing   that you've got some...  1568 01:18:37,711 --> 01:18:40,447  extra room   in the front seat,   and, um--  1569 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,749  Well, I was wondering,   do you ever think about...  1570 01:18:42,782 --> 01:18:46,052  bringing along, you know,   an extra helper?  1571 01:18:47,253 --> 01:18:48,688  Extra helper?  1572 01:18:48,722 --> 01:18:50,657  Uh, why?   I've got the boys.  1573 01:18:50,690 --> 01:18:52,058  [ Laughing ]  1574 01:18:50,690 --> 01:18:52,058  Yes.  1575 01:18:52,092 --> 01:18:54,094  Well, it's just that--   I mean,  1576 01:18:54,127 --> 01:18:57,163  if you were   to ever meet someone   whose lifelong dream...  1577 01:18:57,197 --> 01:18:59,833  was to make   your Christmas Eve ride   with you,  1578 01:18:59,866 --> 01:19:02,235  Well, then you'd have   a lot of room for him,  1579 01:19:02,268 --> 01:19:05,271  uh, even if he was, uh,   heroically proportioned.  1580 01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:07,307  Hmm. Never thought of that.  1581 01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:10,510  What a wonderful idea!   Boys, take a note.  1582 01:19:10,543 --> 01:19:12,312  Starting next Christmas,  1583 01:19:12,345 --> 01:19:16,316  we bring along   one lucky passenger   with us on our ride.  1584 01:19:16,349 --> 01:19:19,152  - Gotcha, boss.   - [ Chuckles ]  1585 01:19:16,349 --> 01:19:19,152   Thank you, Herman.  1586 01:19:19,185 --> 01:19:22,155  You've made some little boy   or girl very happy.  1587 01:19:22,188 --> 01:19:24,758  Well, hmph,   whoop-de-do for them.  1588 01:19:25,759 --> 01:19:27,994  Oh, and, uh--   [ Laughs ]  1589 01:19:28,027 --> 01:19:29,929  Herman?   [ Chuckles ]  1590 01:19:28,027 --> 01:19:29,929  What's this?  1591 01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:33,032  Early Christmas gift.   Open it.  1592 01:19:36,803 --> 01:19:39,539  Oh.   It's a Santa suit.  1593 01:19:39,572 --> 01:19:41,474  It's a uniform.  1594 01:19:41,508 --> 01:19:44,544  And you'd better   put it on quick if you   want to come with us tonight.  1595 01:19:44,577 --> 01:19:48,181  [ Wheezing Gasp ]  1596 01:19:48,214 --> 01:19:51,217  I'll be back in two shakes   of a harpy's pinfeather!  1597 01:19:51,251 --> 01:19:53,753  [ Herman Laughs ]  1598 01:19:51,251 --> 01:19:53,753  [ Heavy Rapid Footsteps ]  1599 01:19:53,787 --> 01:19:55,121  [ Heavy Footsteps    Approaching ]  1600 01:19:53,787 --> 01:19:55,121  Aaah!  1601 01:19:55,155 --> 01:19:56,956  [ Laughing ]  1602 01:19:59,659 --> 01:20:01,761  What a great Christmas.  1603 01:20:01,795 --> 01:20:05,031  I wonder if anyone's   as caught up in the spirit   of the season as we are.  1604 01:20:06,032 --> 01:20:07,433  [ Together ]   Mm-hmm!  1605 01:20:08,635 --> 01:20:11,237  Santa? I just had   a terrible thought.  1606 01:20:11,271 --> 01:20:13,807  - Oh?   - Now that we've got    the presents,  1607 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,942  the sleigh and the elves,  1608 01:20:15,975 --> 01:20:19,746  how we gonna get the sleigh to,   um, you know, fly?  1609 01:20:19,779 --> 01:20:22,816  [ Laughing ]   Well, that's where the reindeer   come in, Eddie.  1610 01:20:22,849 --> 01:20:25,852  Don't you ever watch any   of those TV Christmas specials?  1611 01:20:25,885 --> 01:20:27,987  But we don't have   any reindeer.  1612 01:20:28,021 --> 01:20:29,989  Well, we're going   to have to improvise.  1613 01:20:31,858 --> 01:20:33,993  [ Laughing ]  1614 01:20:34,027 --> 01:20:35,395  Rocco.  1615 01:20:34,027 --> 01:20:35,395  Yeah.  1616 01:20:35,428 --> 01:20:36,563  Knuckles.  1617 01:20:35,428 --> 01:20:36,563  Yo.  1618 01:20:36,596 --> 01:20:37,864  Slammer.  1619 01:20:36,596 --> 01:20:37,864  Yeah.  1620 01:20:37,897 --> 01:20:39,132  Zero.  1621 01:20:37,897 --> 01:20:39,132  Yeah.  1622 01:20:39,165 --> 01:20:40,600  Chopper?  1623 01:20:39,165 --> 01:20:40,600  Yo!  1624 01:20:40,633 --> 01:20:41,634  Bomber.  1625 01:20:40,633 --> 01:20:41,634  What?  1626 01:20:41,668 --> 01:20:43,069  Bammer.  1627 01:20:41,668 --> 01:20:43,069  Yo!  1628 01:20:51,244 --> 01:20:52,679  [ Gasps ]  1629 01:20:52,712 --> 01:20:54,380  [ Gasps ]   Cool.  1630 01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:55,815  [ Chuckles ]  1631 01:20:57,383 --> 01:20:58,818  Bye, Lily.  1632 01:20:58,852 --> 01:21:00,253  Bye, pussycat.  1633 01:21:04,023 --> 01:21:05,658  - Oh! Oh!   - Sorry. Sorry, Santa.  1634 01:21:05,692 --> 01:21:07,594  [ Santa ]   Ooh!  1635 01:21:05,692 --> 01:21:07,594  Oh, Herman.  1636 01:21:07,627 --> 01:21:09,696  Oh.  1637 01:21:07,627 --> 01:21:09,696  Sorry.   [ Chuckles ]  1638 01:21:09,729 --> 01:21:11,698  You know, Santa,  1639 01:21:11,731 --> 01:21:15,034  I understand about the sleigh,   but what are we going to do   about the...  1640 01:21:17,904 --> 01:21:19,706  reindeer?  1641 01:21:19,739 --> 01:21:22,108  [ Laughing ]  1642 01:21:22,141 --> 01:21:26,446  [ Larry, Lefty Laughing ]  1643 01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:29,115  [ Laughing ]  1644 01:21:29,148 --> 01:21:31,484  [ Laughing Continues ]  1645 01:21:31,517 --> 01:21:34,621  Well, we had to   improvise, Herman.  1646 01:21:34,654 --> 01:21:37,724  The elves whipped up   a magic harness   to make them fly.  1647 01:21:37,757 --> 01:21:39,325  Pretty neat, huh?  1648 01:21:39,359 --> 01:21:43,630  Um, are-are you guys   all-all right with this?  1649 01:21:43,663 --> 01:21:46,099  Sure. Santa promised me   a choo-choo.  1650 01:21:46,966 --> 01:21:49,002  You know, Eddie,  1651 01:21:49,035 --> 01:21:51,137  I couldn't have done it   without you.  1652 01:21:51,170 --> 01:21:54,073  Well, I'm just glad   I could help.  1653 01:21:54,107 --> 01:21:57,510  And besides, I'd do anything   to make sure Hector   got his coals on time.  1654 01:21:57,543 --> 01:22:00,713  Don't forget   the deer droppings.   [ Laughing ]  1655 01:22:00,747 --> 01:22:03,650  [ Laughing ]  1656 01:22:00,747 --> 01:22:03,650  Come on, Herman.   The children are waiting.  1657 01:22:03,683 --> 01:22:05,318  Prepare for liftoff!  1658 01:22:05,351 --> 01:22:08,054  Oh, boy! Oh, boy!   [ Babbling ]  1659 01:22:08,087 --> 01:22:10,857  On, Leadfoot!   On, Rocco!  1660 01:22:10,890 --> 01:22:12,926  On, Knuckles   and Slammer!  1661 01:22:12,959 --> 01:22:14,861  On, Zero!   On, Chopper!  1662 01:22:14,894 --> 01:22:17,163  On, Bomber   and Bammer!  1663 01:22:19,465 --> 01:22:21,734  Oh!  1664 01:22:19,465 --> 01:22:21,734  Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!  1665 01:22:21,768 --> 01:22:24,103  It's working, Mom.   It's working.  1666 01:22:24,137 --> 01:22:27,974  We did it.   Christmas is going   to happen on schedule.  1667 01:22:28,007 --> 01:22:31,444  Merry Christmas to all,   and to all a good night!  1668 01:22:31,477 --> 01:22:33,112  Don't wait up for me, Lily!  1669 01:22:33,146 --> 01:22:34,781  Merry Christmas!  1670 01:22:34,814 --> 01:22:37,083  [ All ]   Merry Christmas!  1671 01:22:37,116 --> 01:22:39,552  [ Munsters, Bikers    Cheering ]  1672 01:22:39,585 --> 01:22:41,988  [ Growling ]  1673 01:22:45,525 --> 01:22:48,428  [ Growling ]  1674 01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:55,601  Hey!  1675 01:22:55,635 --> 01:22:57,236  [ Creaking ]  1676 01:22:58,705 --> 01:23:00,206  Ah, no.   [ Laughing ]  1677 01:23:00,239 --> 01:23:02,608  Oh, no, Santa, don't, no.  1678 01:23:02,642 --> 01:23:04,711  No, don't retire.   No, Santa, no.  1679 01:23:04,744 --> 01:23:07,013  I couldn't possibly   take over for you.  1680 01:23:07,046 --> 01:23:09,582  [ Santa ]   Merry Christmas, Herman!  1681 01:23:09,615 --> 01:23:11,150  [ Laughing ]  1682 01:23:13,319 --> 01:23:15,121  What? Oh.  1683 01:23:16,622 --> 01:23:19,425  Long night.   I must've dozed.  1684 01:23:19,459 --> 01:23:20,860  Bye, Santa.  1685 01:23:24,797 --> 01:23:26,432  "Dear Herman:  1686 01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:29,202  Since you've been   so busy helping me,   I thought I'd help you...  1687 01:23:29,235 --> 01:23:31,304  with your Christmas shopping   for Eddie.  1688 01:23:31,337 --> 01:23:32,739  Love, Santa."  1689 01:23:36,376 --> 01:23:39,178  Santa, you shouldn't have.  1690 01:23:40,046 --> 01:23:41,981  But I'm glad you did!  1691 01:23:46,252 --> 01:23:47,153  Lily.  1692 01:23:50,656 --> 01:23:53,459  I'm afraid I've missed   almost all of Christmas. I--  1693 01:24:04,070 --> 01:24:06,672  Lily, you look   beautiful. I--  1694 01:24:08,107 --> 01:24:10,410  Merry Christmas!  1695 01:24:10,443 --> 01:24:13,046  [ Cheering ]  1696 01:24:13,079 --> 01:24:14,547  Hello, Herman!  1697 01:24:14,580 --> 01:24:17,016  They've been arriving   all morning long.  1698 01:24:17,050 --> 01:24:19,285  Merry Christmas, Herman!  1699 01:24:20,219 --> 01:24:23,456  [ Chattering ]  1700 01:24:23,489 --> 01:24:25,858  Put this under   the tree, Eddie. Hi.  1701 01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:28,995  [ Lily ]   Everyone is here too.   The Headless Horseman made it.  1702 01:24:29,028 --> 01:24:30,630  And your cousin Rosemary.  1703 01:24:30,663 --> 01:24:32,698  Rosemary?   Rosemary's here?   Where?  1704 01:24:32,732 --> 01:24:35,168  Oh, I don't know.   But she left Junior   over there.  1705 01:24:35,201 --> 01:24:36,836  Ah.  1706 01:24:36,869 --> 01:24:38,237  [ Baby Crying ]  1707 01:24:36,869 --> 01:24:38,237  [ Flatulence ]  1708 01:24:38,271 --> 01:24:40,406  Oh, no.   I'm not changing that.  1709 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:43,076   [ Organ Intro ]  1710 01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:48,681   [ Rock ]  1711 01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:56,689   [ Continues ]  1712 01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:13,139  Oop.  1713 01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:13,139  Whoo!  1714 01:25:13,172 --> 01:25:15,541  This is some party,   huh, Uncle Herman?  1715 01:25:13,172 --> 01:25:15,541  You betcha.  1716 01:25:15,575 --> 01:25:17,443  Thanks for all   your help there, Tom.  1717 01:25:17,477 --> 01:25:20,113  Hey, no problem,   Mr. Munster.  1718 01:25:20,146 --> 01:25:22,748  Ow. Christmas   costume party.  1719 01:25:22,782 --> 01:25:24,750  Now that's the kind   of idea that could   really catch on.  1720 01:25:24,784 --> 01:25:26,352  Huh. Yeah.  1721 01:25:26,385 --> 01:25:28,488  [ Lily, Herman Laughing ]  1722 01:25:28,521 --> 01:25:30,857  Hmm. Did somebody   show up, uh,   in a costume?  1723 01:25:30,890 --> 01:25:33,326  Mm-mmm.   Not that I know of.  1724 01:25:30,890 --> 01:25:33,326  Oh.  1725 01:25:33,359 --> 01:25:36,462  Well, he's a tad confused,   but he's a nice person,   you know?  1726 01:25:36,496 --> 01:25:38,331  He saw beneath Marilyn's   homely exterior...  1727 01:25:38,364 --> 01:25:40,700  to what a beautiful   person she is.  1728 01:25:40,733 --> 01:25:42,635  Well, did you   get a load of him?  1729 01:25:40,733 --> 01:25:42,635  Uh.  1730 01:25:42,668 --> 01:25:46,439  Beggars can't be choosers.  1731 01:25:42,668 --> 01:25:46,439  [ Laughing ]  1732 01:25:46,472 --> 01:25:48,574  [ Gasping ]   Oh, Lily.  1733 01:25:46,472 --> 01:25:48,574  [ Electricity Crackling ]  1734 01:25:48,608 --> 01:25:50,376  Lily, you'll bury me.   [ Laughs ]  1735 01:25:48,608 --> 01:25:50,376  [ Laughing ]  1736 01:25:50,409 --> 01:25:52,378  - Again. [ Laughing ]   - [ Laughing ]  1737 01:25:54,914 --> 01:25:56,983  [ Sloshing ]  1738 01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:04,624  [ Thudding ]  1739 01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:14,367  Not now, Boy Scout.   I am working here.  1740 01:26:16,802 --> 01:26:19,372  I've gotta tell you, Edna,   it was close this year.  1741 01:26:19,405 --> 01:26:21,574  You and the Munsters   were neck and neck   all the way.  1742 01:26:21,607 --> 01:26:24,010  Could we just get to the part   where you announce the winner?  1743 01:26:24,043 --> 01:26:25,811  Oh, right.   Of course.  1744 01:26:27,146 --> 01:26:29,682  It is with great pride   that I award you,  1745 01:26:29,715 --> 01:26:31,484  Edna Dimwitty--  1746 01:26:31,517 --> 01:26:34,453  [ Gasps ]   Look, it's snowing   at the Munsters'!  1747 01:26:39,325 --> 01:26:41,093  Look.  1748 01:26:41,127 --> 01:26:42,962  Son of a gun.  1749 01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:44,997  He made it snow.  1750 01:26:45,031 --> 01:26:47,233  Way to go, Santa!  1751 01:26:47,266 --> 01:26:49,202  Oh, wow!  1752 01:26:47,266 --> 01:26:49,202  Excuse me.  1753 01:26:49,235 --> 01:26:52,505  That's really pretty.  1754 01:26:49,235 --> 01:26:52,505  Excuse me.   Could we finish?  1755 01:26:52,538 --> 01:26:54,507  "Pretty"?   It's perfect.  1756 01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:56,309  [ Edna ]   Hello?  1757 01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:56,309  Ahhh!  1758 01:26:56,342 --> 01:26:58,311  Ah. I'd like   to change my vote.  1759 01:26:58,344 --> 01:27:00,213  - Yeah, yeah.   - So would I.  1760 01:27:00,246 --> 01:27:02,615  Well, let's get   over there.  1761 01:27:02,648 --> 01:27:05,017  Oh, no. I won.  1762 01:27:05,051 --> 01:27:10,156  Oh, it was--   I was gonna be winner   six years in a row!  1763 01:27:10,189 --> 01:27:11,958  Congratulations, Eddie.  1764 01:27:13,159 --> 01:27:14,794  You've won first prize...  1765 01:27:14,827 --> 01:27:16,896  in the homeowners association   decoration contest.  1766 01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:21,734  - All right!   - We won, Eddie. We won!  1767 01:27:21,767 --> 01:27:24,170  [ Grunts ]   Snow.  1768 01:27:24,203 --> 01:27:26,539  - [ Cackling ]   - [ Shrieking ]  1769 01:27:26,572 --> 01:27:27,974  [ Whimpering ]  1770 01:27:29,575 --> 01:27:32,411  [ Judges Shrieking,    Whimpering ]  1771 01:27:35,481 --> 01:27:37,850  Now our whole family   will feel...  1772 01:27:37,883 --> 01:27:40,253  we're living   in a weird neighborhood.  1773 01:27:42,622 --> 01:27:46,425  Just look   at that trophy.  1774 01:27:46,459 --> 01:27:49,428  I've never won   anything before.  1775 01:27:46,459 --> 01:27:49,428  You see, Eddie?  1776 01:27:49,462 --> 01:27:53,599  We came together,   worked hard and now we're   the talk of the neighborhood.  1777 01:27:53,633 --> 01:27:56,435  And the best   is yet to come, Eddie.   Why don't you open your present?  1778 01:28:04,076 --> 01:28:05,511  [ Gasps ]  1779 01:28:05,544 --> 01:28:08,047  A Marquis de Sade   Dungeon Action Playset!  1780 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,515  [ Laughing ]  1781 01:28:11,751 --> 01:28:14,120  Merry Christmas, Pop.  1782 01:28:14,153 --> 01:28:16,022  Merry Christmas, Son.  1783 01:28:16,055 --> 01:28:19,091   [ Intro ]  1784 01:28:22,328 --> 01:28:27,099   It's Christmas  1785 01:28:22,328 --> 01:28:27,099   and the graveyard folks  1786 01:28:22,328 --> 01:28:27,099   are coming out to play   1787 01:28:27,133 --> 01:28:31,704   The skeletons and zombies    sing a ghoulish rondelet   1788 01:28:31,737 --> 01:28:33,806   The goblins wear  1789 01:28:31,737 --> 01:28:33,806   their jingle bells   1790 01:28:33,839 --> 01:28:36,008   And wait  1791 01:28:33,839 --> 01:28:36,008   for Santa's sleigh   1792 01:28:36,042 --> 01:28:40,346   Good tidings  1793 01:28:36,042 --> 01:28:40,346   of mayhem and gore  1794 01:28:36,042 --> 01:28:40,346   Blood on the floor   1795 01:28:40,379 --> 01:28:45,685   May your Christmases    be scary evermore   1796 01:28:45,718 --> 01:28:48,688  - [ Cheering ]   - Merry Christmas!    Happy New Year!