1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:20,454 * 4 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,236 VUELA LA CONGA, MUCHACHOS! 5 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,171 DALE MAMITA! 6 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,641 AY, AY, AY! 7 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,149 QUE SABROSA ESTA LA COSA! 8 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,396 CONGA! 9 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,565 CONGA! 10 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,112 GOD ! SO BLOATED. 11 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:21,815 SHE'S BINGEING. BINGEING ? SHE'S FAT. 12 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,558 HONEY ? 13 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,296 THOUGHT I LOST YA, HONEY. 14 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,670 GOD, I THINK IT'S A THYROID PROBLEM. I THINK SHE'S JUST FAT. 15 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,141 - OH, YEAH. 16 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,147 * 17 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,357 HO ! 18 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,668 WHAT'S WRONG ? WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY ? 19 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:19,607 IT'S TOO SOON. OH. OH. JOSH ! COME HERE ! 20 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,912 HOLD ON, HONEY. EASY. EASY. 21 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,820 BRIAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING ? HELP ! 22 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,655 I'M ONLY IN THE FIRST TRIMESTER. HELP ! 23 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,525 WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ? I HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE ! I THINK-- 24 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,661 YEAH, CALL THE DOCTOR. UM, PLEASE, COULD YOU CALL DR. BENFANTE ? 25 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,297 CALM DOWN. 26 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,567 HUH ? HELP ME ! HELP ME. 27 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,669 OVER HERE. ONE AT A TIME. 28 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,875 COME ON NOW ! 29 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,978 PUT IT OVER HERE. NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 30 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,881 PUT IT IN THE TRAY. HONEY, IT'S YOUR TIN. 31 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,716 OH ! 32 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,852 OKAY. 33 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,555 NO SMOKING IN THE HOSPITAL. 34 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,423 NO SMOKING IN HERE. PUT THAT OUT. 35 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,728 I'M GONNA QUIT TOMORROW. I SWEAR. 36 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:18,366 OOF ! NO, NO, SIDEWAYS. COME THROUGH-- THAT'S IT. 37 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,302 WHEN ARE YOU DUE, MA'AM ? NOT FOR ANOTHER SEVEN MONTHS. 38 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,385 BRIAN, COME HERE. 39 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,253 JUST HOLD MY HAND. 40 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,954 HAVE YOU HAD LAMAZE ? 41 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,924 UH, WELL, I HAVEN'T EVEN SIGNED UP FOR THE COURSE YET. 42 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,527 I'M ONLY TWO MONTHS ALONG. 43 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,298 THAT'S THE EPIDURAL TALKING. SHE HASN'T HAD AN EPIDURAL. 44 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,732 WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT ? 45 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:55,736 IT'S TOO SOON. IT'S TOO SOON. 46 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,371 BRIAN. HERE HE COMES. 47 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,873 OKAY, GUYS. CALM DOWN. 48 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,976 OH ! TAKE IT EASY. CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY. CALM DOWN. 49 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,446 IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CONTRACTIONS. 50 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:08,048 HOLD TIGHT. HOLD MY HAND, HONEY. HOLD MY HAND. 51 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,351 ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST RELAX. 52 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:14,422 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 53 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:18,626 YOU SAID, "COME BACK NEXT WEEK." YOU SAID IT WAS JUST FLUID RETENTION. 54 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:22,663 "GO HOME. HAVE FUN." YEAH, I'M NOT HAVING FUN. 55 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,433 YEAH, YOU GOTTA BREATHE. 56 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,435 FOR A FULL-TERM PREGNANCY. 57 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,969 DOC, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? OKAY, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT... 58 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,439 THAT YOU RELAX AND BREATHE. SHE'S FULLY DILATED. 59 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,607 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE GONNA PUSH. 60 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,676 NO, IT'S TOO SOON. PUSH HARD. PUSH ! 61 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,746 PUSH. PUSH. PUSH. GOOD GIRL ! 62 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,749 GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT. NO, IT'S TOO SOON ! 63 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,951 - ONE MORE TIME. - ONE MORE DEEP BREATH. 64 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,787 ONE MORE DEEP BREATH. PUSH. 65 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,478 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOY. 66 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,713 HEY, THERE, BUD. 67 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,648 OH ! 68 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,017 HI ! 69 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,555 DON'T RUST UP ON ME NOW. I'M SORRY. 70 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,396 WE'LL CALL HIM JACK. 71 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:32,065 *WHAT YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP * 72 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,469 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 73 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,972 *WHAT YOU GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH * 74 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,908 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO 75 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:47,381 *THERE'S A ROAD LONG AND WINDIN' * 76 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:52,453 *THE LIGHTS ARE BLINDIN' 77 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,122 *BUT IT GETS THERE 78 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,625 *DON'T GIVE UP 79 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,395 *DON'T LOOK BACK 80 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,798 *THERE'S A SILVER LININ' 81 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,069 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 82 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,373 *EVERYBODY WANTS AN ANSWER 83 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,477 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND 84 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:21,114 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR 85 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:24,552 *ON WHICH WE CAN DEPEND 86 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:29,022 *SO TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH UPON A STAR * 87 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,025 * WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 88 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,563 *WHAT YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP * 89 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,198 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 90 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,400 *EVERY TIME 91 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,473 *IN YOUR LIFE 92 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,442 *YEAH, WHEN YOU BE DANCING AND SHIT * 93 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,480 *BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' IT 94 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,516 *DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED 95 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,552 *NO, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH 96 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:03,056 *'CAUSE IF WHAT YOU HAVE IS ALL YOU CAN GET * 97 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,725 *JUST KEEP ON TRYIN' 98 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,827 *JUST AIN'T HAPPENED YET 99 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,763 *EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A WINNER * 100 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,200 *AND EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM 101 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,471 *WE ALL NEED A SHININ' STAR 102 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:20,841 *WHEN THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM * 103 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:25,579 *SO TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH UPON A STAR * 104 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,849 *WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 105 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,924 I'M SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG. 106 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,928 LIKE YOU, WE'RE PUZZLED BY YOUR SON'S PREMATURE BIRTH. 107 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:46,500 THIS IS DR. LIN. HE'S AN INFANT DISORDER SPECIALIST FROM CORNELL. 108 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:51,505 I WANT TO ASSURE YOU BOTH THAT THERE IS NOTHING DEBILITATING ABOUT YOUR SON'S CONDITION. 109 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,274 HE'S TOTALLY HEALTHY AND NORMAL IN APPEARANCE, 110 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,677 ALERT AND QUITE HAPPY. 111 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,647 HOWEVER, HIS CELLS ARE DEVELOPING AT WHAT WE FEEL... 112 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,550 IS FOUR TIMES THE NORMAL RATE. 113 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,653 EVEN THOUGH YOUR SON WAS ONLY TEN WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN, 114 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:09,790 PHYSICALLY, HE WAS NINE MONTHS AND READY TO LEAVE YOUR WOMB. 115 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:14,061 NATURE HAS GIVEN US ALL AN INTERNAL CLOCK. 116 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:18,599 IT METERS OUT LIFE SPAN, CONTROLS OUR GROWTH. 117 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,169 YOUR SON'S INTERNAL CLOCK SEEMS TO BE TICKING... 118 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,738 FASTER THAN USUAL. 119 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,040 - ABSOLUTELY. 120 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,913 I'M SORRY. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. 121 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,750 I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 122 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,653 WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, NEITHER HAVE WE. 123 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,723 THERE ARE OTHER AGING SYNDROMES THAT WE KNOW OF. 124 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,926 PROGERIA, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH IS VERY DEVASTATING TO THE CHILD, BUT-- 125 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,597 JACK'S CELLS ARE REPLICATING AT AN UNHEARD OF RATE. 126 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,199 IS HE GONNA AGE LIKE THIS THE REST OF HIS LIFE ? 127 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,835 SIR, THIS IS ONLY SPECULATION. 128 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:59,006 BUT, UH, WE FEEL THAT AT AGE ONE, 129 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,010 YOUR SON MAY BE PHYSICALLY AROUND AGE FOUR. 130 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,212 AND IF THIS CONTINUES THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, 131 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,182 BY THE TIME HE REACHES AGE TEN, WELL, HE COULD-- 132 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,786 APPEAR TO BE AN ORDINARY, FULL-GROWN, 133 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,122 40-YEAR-OLD MAN. 134 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,824 ARE YOU SERIOUS ? BAA ! 135 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,260 [ Dog Barking, Motorcycle Departing ] 136 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,698 THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES. 137 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,767 RIGHT THERE DOWN THE STREET MY WHOLE LIFE, 138 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,937 AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. 139 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,040 I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF IT. HE'S LYING. 140 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,110 YEAH, HE'S NOT A MONSTER. THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 141 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:40,080 I'M TELLING YOU. HE'S OUR AGE, BUT HE LOOKS 40. 142 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,050 ALL HAIRY AND EVERYTHING. 143 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,654 HE'S LIKE A FREAK OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE IN THAT ONE MOVIE. 144 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,323 WHICH MOVIE ? DUH. 145 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,896 SORRY. THE ONE WITH THE FREAK IN IT. WHAT'D I JUST SAY ? 146 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,166 OH, YEAH. I-I SAW THAT ONE. HE DIDN'T SEE IT. 147 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,401 HIS MOM WOULDN'T LET HIM SEE IT 'CAUSE HE HAS NIGHTMARES. 148 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,638 I MEAN YOU NO HARM. WHY HAVEN'T WE EVER SEEN HIM THEN ? 149 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,076 I HEARD HE'S GOT ALL KINDS OF TOYS TOO. 150 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,778 HIS PARENTS BUY HIM EVERYTHING. 151 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,347 IF HE'S OUR AGE, WHY AIN'T HE IN SCHOOL ? 152 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:18,686 BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS. HE'S HUGE ENOUGH TO HURT OTHER KIDS. 153 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,122 THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP HIM LOCKED UP. FRIEND. 154 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,693 WHAT DO YOU SEE ? NOTHING. 155 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,099 A TEACHER COMES TO HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY. 156 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,041 JACK, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 157 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,844 JACK, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 158 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,312 DON'T BE AFRAID. 159 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,115 I SAW HIM IN THE STORE WITH HIS MOM. 160 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,450 I THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND AT FIRST. 161 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,854 BUT HE'S LIKE A GIANT BOY. HE SHAVES AND STUFF. 162 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,789 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GIANTS. 163 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,891 WELL, HOW'D HE GET LIKE THAT ? 164 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,794 MAYBE HIS MOM TOOK DRUGS. 165 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,831 MAYBE IT WAS THAT FERTILITY JUNK AND SHE WAS GONNA HAVE QUINTUPLETS, 166 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,834 BUT JUST TURNED INTO ONE BIG BABY. 167 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:12,873 DOOF. OH, HE SLEEPS UP THERE. 168 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:17,010 HE'S A MONSTROSITY. THAT'S WHY THEY HIDE HIM. 169 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,713 NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM OUTTA SCHOOL. 170 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:24,051 MAYBE THEY GOT HIM CHAINED UP. MAYBE THEY ONLY LET HIM LOOSE ONCE A DAY TO EAT. 171 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,854 IS THAT LIKE A BIG PILE OF BONES IN HIS BACKYARD ? 172 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,990 WHERE ? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. LOOK ! 173 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,892 LOOK ! 174 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,862 LOOK OUT ! 175 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,869 - WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE ! - OH, GROSS ! 176 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,204 COME ON, LOUIS ! HE'S WATCHING YOU ! COME ON ! 177 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,033 OW. 178 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,769 WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT'D YOU DO ? WHERE'S IT HURT ? 179 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,906 MY KNEE. LET ME SEE. 180 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,776 WELL, IT'S NOT BLEEDING. 181 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,211 OKAY. IT'S NOT ? 182 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,546 I CAN FIX IT FOR YOU. OKAY. OKAY. 183 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,916 I'LL BITE IT. NO, NO. DON'T BITE IT. 184 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,919 I REALLY DO. I HAVE TO BITE IT. DON'T. 185 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,921 YOU'RE GONNA INFECT IT. OKAY. 186 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,223 BUT THIS LEG HAS GOT TO COME OFF. I'LL GET YOUR FATHER'S SAW. 187 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,092 NO, NO. NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. 188 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,797 I SAW-- I SAW YOUR BUTT. 189 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,333 YOU DID. SORRY. 190 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,102 LET'S SEE. 191 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,242 WHAT DO YA HEAR ? NOTHING. IT'S OKAY. 192 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,878 HOW ABOUT THE TOES ? THE TOES ARE OKAY. I CAN FEEL THAT. 193 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,711 HERE ? I FEEL THAT. 194 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,948 HOW ABOUT THAT ? THAT'S-- THAT'S-- 195 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,189 OKAY. THAT FEELS GOOD NOW. 196 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,825 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE LACES, CHAMP. YEAH. 197 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,093 HMM ? YEAH. 198 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,462 OKAY ? YES, YOU DID. SORRY. 199 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,273 SO, WHERE WERE WE ? HISTORY. 200 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,841 HISTORY. OKAY. 201 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:33,113 SO, BY THE TIME HE WAS 18, 202 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,016 THE YOUNG ALEXANDER HAD ALREADY CONQUERED 203 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,451 MOST OF THE GREEK CITY-STATES. 204 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,890 AND SOME FEEL THAT HE HAD LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM HIS TUTOR... 205 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:43,891 ARISTOTLE. 206 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,394 JACK ? 207 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,098 JACK ? HMM ? 208 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,935 WHAT DID I JUST SAY ? ARISTOTLE. 209 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,206 WHERE'S ARISTOTLE ? BOOK. 210 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,342 WHERE'S JACK ? OUTSIDE. 211 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,082 I THINK WHAT YOU HAVE SET UP HERE IS WONDERFUL. 212 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,152 I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THAT. 213 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,054 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 214 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:18,258 BUT TO SAY THAT JACK SHOULD START GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL IS CRAZY. 215 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,496 YEAH, BUT BECAUSE A PERSON IS DIFFERENT, 216 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,565 YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OUTCAST OF HIM. 217 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,068 BUT WE'LL TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 218 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,337 THE PRINCIPAL WILL PREPARE THE STUDENTS. 219 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,041 MR. WOODRUFF, HE'S GOT A 5:00 SHADOW. 220 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:38,111 I DON'T THINK HE CAN FIT IN. I WISH HE COULD. 221 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,047 NOBODY SAID IT WOULD BE EASY. 222 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,215 JACK'S DEVELOPED DEFENSE MECHANISMS 223 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,518 JUST LIKE ANY CHILD WITH A SHORTCOMING DOES. 224 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,188 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 225 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,559 BUT BRIAN AND I, WE'VE SEEN HOW PEOPLE REACT. 226 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,063 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. WE JUST DON'T WANT... 227 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,067 JACK TO HAVE TO FACE THAT. 228 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,972 LOOK AT HIS EYES. 229 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,508 HIS CHILD'S EYES. 230 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,481 LOOK AT HIS EYES WHEN HE SEES OTHER CHILDREN. 231 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,586 HIS LIFE MOVES FASTER THAN OURS, 232 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,653 BUT HE WANTS TO LEAD A FULL LIFE, 233 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,491 AND I DON'T THINK YOU OUGHT TO LET IT PASS HIM BY. 234 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,026 IT'S NOT FAIR. 235 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440 MARCO ? 236 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,080 OOOH ! 237 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,052 I'VE FOUND YOU NOW. 238 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,288 AAAH ! GOT YA ! 239 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,456 GOTTA TOUCH ME ! 240 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,197 "WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF UP THERE ?" 241 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,466 "YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF UP THERE !" 242 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,144 MARCO. POLO. 243 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,186 GOTCHA ! YOU'RE IT ! 244 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:30,023 HONEY 245 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,025 YEAH, I'M OKAY. 246 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,030 YOU KNOW, IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, JACKIE, YOU CAN TELL ME. 247 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,768 MR. WOODRUFF MENTIONED SOMETHING TODAY. 248 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,406 WHAT, HONEY, HUH ? 249 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,709 YOU CAN TELL ME. 250 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,448 MOM, AM I A GIANT ? 251 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,685 NO ! OF COURSE NOT. 252 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,224 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT ? 253 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,493 IS THAT WHY I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL ? 254 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:11,698 HONEY, I'VE TOLD YOU. IT'S LOTS OF THINGS. 255 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,266 WHAT THINGS ? 256 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,637 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY ? 257 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,439 WHEN ? 258 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,675 WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. IT'S-- 259 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,211 TIME FOR BED. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 260 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,212 PUT DOWN THE LID. 261 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,481 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 262 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,732 WOODRUFF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 263 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,933 IF HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, 264 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,770 THEN WHY ARE WE PAYING HIM ALL THIS MONEY TO TUTOR JACK ? 265 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:55,175 I BLAME HIM, FILLING JACK'S HEAD WITH ALL THESE IDEAS OF GOING TO SCHOOL. 266 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,245 IMAGINE THAT. 267 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,248 A TEACHER WANTING A KID TO GO TO SCHOOL, HMM ? 268 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,752 WHERE DO THEY GET SUCH IDEAS ? 269 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,288 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ? 270 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,823 JUST THROW HIM INTO SCHOOL ? 271 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:14,161 MM-HMM. YOU KNOW HOW CHILDREN ARE. 272 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,532 THEY MAKE FUN OF THE FAT KID AND THE KID WHO WEARS GLASSES. 273 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,438 WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO TO THE SIX 274 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,420 MOM 275 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,290 JACKIE ? YOU OKAY, HONEY ? 276 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,294 SOMETHING WRONG ? I'M OKAY. JUST CAN'T SLEEP. I HAD A SCARY DREAM. 277 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:54,434 CAN I SLEEP IN HERE ? YEAH. OF COURSE, BUDDY. 278 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,469 STIMPY TOO ? 279 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,338 OKAY. 280 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:02,242 OH. HEY. EASY. OKAY. 281 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,357 COME ON. COME ON. JACKIE. 282 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,158 GO TO SLEEP. OKAY. 283 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,296 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 284 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,931 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 285 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,778 YOU SURE HE'S READY FOR SCHOOL ? 286 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,349 JACKIE WILL BE FINE. 287 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,355 IT'S THE REST OF THE WORLD I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 288 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,277 TAKING A LOOK AT TRAFFIC APPROACHING THE BAY BRIDGE, NOT TOO BAD. 289 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,379 THE METERING LIGHTS HAVE BEEN SWITCHED ON AT THE TOLL PLAZA. 290 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,315 THE WAIT BEGINS RIGHT ABOUT THE OAKLAND ARMY BASE RIGHT NOW. 291 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,684 MARIN COUNTY IS UNDER FOG, BUT THE DRIVING IS AT THE SPEED LIMIT... 292 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,452 DOWN AND ACROSS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 293 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,853 AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY INTO THE CITY. 294 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,121 THAT'S TRAFFIC. BACK TO YOU, RICK. 295 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,523 HEY, IT'S RICK THE LIP WITH YOU 296 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,091 ON THE "Z" MORNING ZOO. 297 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,727 ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL ONE OUT THERE IN THE CITY BY THE BAY. 298 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,297 AND GUESS WHAT. WE'RE STILL HERE. 299 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,632 HOW ABOUT THAT LITTLE WAKE-UP CALL THAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING AT 5:00 ? 300 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,901 ONLY 3.2 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, 3.2 ! 301 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,037 IT WAS A BIG FAT 10 ON THE SCARE-THE-HELL-OUTTA-ME SCALE. 302 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,973 DIDN'T SCARE ME ! THIS MAN HASN'T SHAKEN SO MUCH SINCE I WAS SINGLE. 303 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,910 YOU GOT SOMEPLACE TO BE AT 7:00 ? 304 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,812 YEAH, RICK, I GOTTA BE AT SCHOOL. 305 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,348 YOU'RE LATE. IT'S 7:05. GET YOURSELF OUTTA BED. I'M LATE ? 306 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,284 YOU GOT A WHOLE DAY OUT THERE WAITIN' FOR YA. I'M LIVIN'. LET'S GO ! 307 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,353 I'M LIVIN' IT TOO, RICK. * 308 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,423 *PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD-- * 309 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,426 I HATE THAT SONG ! 310 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,495 THERE YOU GO. EASY. DAD, LET ME DO THIS ON MY OWN, OKAY ? 311 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,497 WELL, OKAY, OKAY, BUT TAKE-- WATCH. 312 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,466 TAKE IT EASY. TAKE IT EASY. 313 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,568 AND-- OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. 314 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,437 HOLD IT-- HOLD IT-- LET ME HELP YOU-- DAD, I CAN-- 315 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,307 OW ! DAD. HERE. OOPS. 316 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,577 PUT THIS LITTLE-- OKAY, PUT THAT THERE. 317 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,613 OH, OKAY. LET ME JUST GET THAT LAST LITTLE PART THERE. 318 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,650 YEAH, JUST FINISH UP AND COME ON DOWN. OKAY. OKAY. 319 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,452 HURRY UP. HMM. 320 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,105 YOU PSYCHED ? I'M PSYCHED. 321 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,440 OKAY. 322 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,614 OH, WOW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE KIDS. 323 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,517 JUST REMEMBER. YOU CAN COME HOME ANYTIME YOU WANT TO. UH-HUH. 324 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,985 OKAY ? YEAH. 325 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,421 OKAY. I'M OKAY. THANKS, DAD. 326 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,128 [ Imitating Car Engine Revving, Imitating Tires Screeching ] 327 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,831 HOLD IT, JACK ! 328 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,367 COME HERE. LET ME GET THIS. OKAY. 329 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,436 HERE WE GO. 330 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,379 COME ON. 331 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,549 TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 332 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,453 - AND TO THE REPUBLIC-- - WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 333 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,489 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD-- THANK YOU, MR. AND MRS. POWELL... 334 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,924 AND JACK ! 335 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,059 JACK, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU. 336 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,430 I'M MR. McGEE. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, JACK. 337 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,898 HELLO, MR. MAGOO. McGEE. 338 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,667 OH. McGEE. YES. 339 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:52,038 MAGOO. JACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR CLASSROOM 340 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,409 YES. A LITTLE LOUDER. 341 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,745 - YES. - A LITTLE LOUDER, JACK. 342 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,080 YES ! 343 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:03,950 FOLLOW ME. 344 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,521 IS HE DEAF ? IT'S OKAY. 345 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,424 TELL ME, JACK. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT SO FAR ? 346 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,861 HUMONGOUS HECK-A-COOL. IT IS "HECK-A-COOL"... 347 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,563 AND A WONDERFUL SCHOOL. 348 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,633 A FUN SCHOOL. AN UPBEAT SCHOOL. 349 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,570 AND I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE HERE. 350 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:28,207 YOU'LL HAVE SOME WONDERFUL TEACHERS AND WONDERFUL PUPILS. 351 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,977 - AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM. - WOW ! 352 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:35,582 HERE'S YOUR CLASSROOM RIGHT HERE. MISS MARQUEZ. 353 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,650 ONE SECOND. HONEY, YOU WANT TO BE BUTTONED UP, DON'T YA ? 354 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,552 THAT TOO TIGHT ? ALL RIGHT. 355 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,122 DON'T GIVE ME A SNUGGIE. OKAY. 356 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,058 DON'T. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 357 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,629 LISTEN, HONEY, IF ANYBODY'S MEAN WITH YOU, 358 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,799 YOU JUST TELL YOUR TEACHER AND SOMEONE WILL CALL ME... 359 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,603 AND I'LL KILL 'EM. KAREN. 360 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,838 NOW ARE YOU READY, JACK ? 361 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,842 YES. UM-- 362 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,243 ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ? 363 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,983 MISS MARQUEZ, EXCUSE ME. 364 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,621 BUT YOUR NEW STUDENT, JACK POWELL, HAS JUST ARRIVED. 365 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:18,057 JACK, THIS IS MISS MARQUEZ, YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER. 366 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,960 COME IN, PLEASE. 367 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,130 - DON'T BE SHY. 368 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,272 COME IN, JACK. 369 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,541 COME IN. 370 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,182 WHOA ! NO WAY. 371 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:51,791 GEEZ. HE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD. EXCEPT HAIRIER. 372 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:56,663 COME ON. IT'S OKAY. 373 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:59,298 WELCOME TO OUR CLASS. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 374 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,702 THIS PLACE IS FOR FUN. 375 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,672 EVERYBODY, THIS IS JACK POWELL. 376 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:11,978 CLASS-- 377 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,213 HI, JACK. 378 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,617 HI. 379 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,620 ALL RIGHT. I KNOW SOME OF YOU MUST BE CURIOUS ABOUT JACK. 380 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,822 SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW... 381 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,626 AND ASK HIM SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR MINDS. 382 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,761 IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, JACK ? SURE. 383 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,598 OKAY. I DON'T MIND. 384 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:34,701 GO ON. ASK HIM SOMETHING. 385 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,770 I'M NOT ASKIN' HIM. LOUIS ? 386 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,972 ANYBODY ? 387 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,577 COME ON. SINCE WHEN IS THIS GROUP SHY ? 388 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,345 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'VE GOT PLENTY OF QUESTIONS. 389 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,580 JACK, WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ? 390 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,550 SEPTEMBER 12. 1902. 391 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,655 THAT'S ENOUGH. HMM, LET ME SEE. 392 00:25:55,688 --> 00:26:00,026 OH, WHAT KIND OF FOODS DO YOU JUST HATE ? BROCCOLI. 393 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,560 BROCCOLI. YUCK. MAKES YOU FART. 394 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:08,901 ANYBODY ELSE HERE HATE BROCCOLI ? HANDS. YEAH. 395 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:13,673 UH-HUH. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. 396 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,744 JACK, YOUR SEAT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BACK. 397 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,246 WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, AND WE'LL GET STARTED, OKAY ? 398 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,614 OKAY. OKAY. 399 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,755 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 400 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,089 TAKE OUT YOUR GIANT BOOK-- 401 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,258 I MEAN, YOUR GEOGRAPHY BOOKS. 402 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,098 TURN TO PAGE 78. 403 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,668 OKAY, SO WHAT WE FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY 404 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:42,869 WAS THAT THE NAME CALIFORNIA... 405 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,436 WAS INITIALLY USED FOR-- 406 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:47,239 EVERYBODY, CALM DOWN. COME ON. I THINK HE'S STUCK. 407 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,777 WAS USED FOR WHAT WE KNOW TODAY AS BAJA CALIFORNIA. 408 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,245 IT WAS FIRST USED BY CORTEZ IN THE 1530s 409 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,747 AND WAS FOUND IN THE JOURNAL... 410 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,117 OF JUAN RODRIGUEZ CABRILLO IN 1542. 411 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:01,788 VICTOR ! EYES UP FRONT ! EVERYBODY ! COME ON NOW. CALM DOWN. 412 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:02,822 TIMBER ! 413 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,359 JACK 414 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:14,033 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE ? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP ? 415 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,655 YOU OKAY, JACK ? I'M OKAY. 416 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,128 JACK ! 417 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,407 IS HE IN OUR CLASS ? 418 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,253 HOT, HOT, HOT. ALMOST. 419 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:12,925 SHOOT. OOH-OOH. AH. 420 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,738 DOG ALWAYS GETS 'EM. 421 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,376 OH, MAN. HE'S LOOKIN' AT US. 422 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,180 HE PROBABLY RECOGNIZES US FROM THE STREET. 423 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,448 HE'S PROBABLY PLANNING ON KICKING OUR BUTTS OR SOMETHING. 424 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,907 HEY, PUNK ! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE MY BALL IS GOING ? 425 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,742 YOU'RE FUNNY, VICTOR ! MAYBE IF YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. 426 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,278 WHAT WAS THAT ? 427 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:09,215 YOU HEARD ME. YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, VICTOR ? 428 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,150 YOU HAVE "ZACKLY" DISEASE. 429 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,889 IT MEANS YOUR MOUTH SMELLS "ZACKLY" LIKE YOUR BUTT. 430 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,925 SHUT UP. THAT'S PATHETIC. 431 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,827 THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. 432 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,829 " 433 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,530 LOSERS ! LOSERS ! 434 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,934 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH ? 435 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,936 TAKE IT OUT ON THE COURT, 'CAUSE I CAN WHUP YOUR BUTT. 436 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,972 COME ON, JOHN-JOHN. LET'S KICK THEIR BUTT ! YEAH ! 437 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,007 WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO DRAG ME ALONG ? 438 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,809 YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA CREAM US. 439 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,281 OW. DON'T. 440 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,018 ARE YOU A FREAK ? NO. 441 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,088 OH, WELL, JANE SAYS THAT YOU'RE A FREAK. 442 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,324 WHO'S JANE ? I'M JANE, AND I THINK YOU ARE A FREAK. 443 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:55,094 LOOK AT YOUR HAIRY ARMS AND YOUR EYEBROWS AND-- 444 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,596 YEAH, HE HAS RECEDING HAIRLINE. 445 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,465 WELL, I'M NOT A FREAK. 446 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,302 DON'T ! OR I'LL TELL ! 447 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,907 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? I'M TEN. 448 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,876 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? I'M EIGHT. 449 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,377 YEAH ? YEAH. 450 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,379 SO ? 451 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:18,117 YOU DON'T LOOK TEN. LOOK, YOU GOT THE HAIRY ARMS. 452 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:22,855 YOU GOT HAIRY KNUCKLES. YOU LOOK A LOT OLDER THAN US. 453 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:25,191 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SHAVE THERE. 454 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,394 YEAH, I DO. SO ? 455 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,463 A TEN YEAR OLD DOESN'T SHAVE, SO THEN YOU CAN'T BE TEN. 456 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:34,466 YOU CAN'T BE TEN IF YOU SHAVE AND YOU HAVE HAIRY ARMS, 457 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,037 AND YOU'RE TALL, REALLY TALL, AND YOU'RE BIGGER. FOR REAL. 458 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,940 YEAH. SO, I'M BIG FOR MY AGE. 459 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:45,177 LOOK, YOU HAVE NO HAIR. I HAVE HAIR. I GOT HAIR. SEE ? LOOK. 460 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,647 YEAH, BUT, LOOK, RIGHT HERE YOU HAVE NO HAIR. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BALD. 461 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,117 I'M NOT BALD, AND I'M NOT A FREAK. YOU'RE A FREAK, FOUR EYES. 462 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:54,586 HE'S TEN. 463 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,656 A WHOLE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN US, SEE ? 464 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,493 OH, SURE. LIKE THAT EXPLAINS IT ? PLEASE. 465 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,628 "PLEASE." 466 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,003 DON'T POKE ME, OR I'M TELLING. 467 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,241 YEAH ! 468 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,311 LOSERS ! YEAH, LOSERS ! 469 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:33,659 HEY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP ? 470 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,030 THROW IT OVER. 471 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,166 YEAH, THROW IT OVER. 472 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,707 WAIT ! 473 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,210 I'M NOT TOUCHIN' THAT THING. IT'S BEEN CONTAMINATED NOW THAT HE'S TOUCHED IT. 474 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,046 YEAH, I AIN'T TOUCHIN' IT ! ME NEITHER ! 475 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,549 I AIN'T PLAYIN' BASKETBALL ! ME TOO ! 476 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,518 COOTIES ! 477 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,522 COOTIES ! COOTIES ! 478 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,113 JACK 479 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,617 I MADE SLOPPY JOES FOR DINNER. 480 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,487 I'M NOT HUNGRY, MOM. 481 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:39,025 REALLY JUICY ONES. YEAH ? 482 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:42,261 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. NO, I WON'T. 483 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,729 GUESS WHAT I MADE FOR DESSERT. 484 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,165 WHAT ? 485 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,068 YA HAVE TO GUESS. 486 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,141 CAN YA SMELL IT ? NOT THROUGH A BOX. 487 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,376 CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 488 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:02,081 YOUR FAVORITE. NOT ANYMORE, MOM. 489 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,616 IT'S STILL HOT. 490 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:09,055 MMM ! I CAN SMELL IT. IT'S STEAMING. NO, THANKS. 491 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,675 THIS IS SERIOUS. WHAT HAPPENED ? 492 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:34,180 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED ? CHILDREN WHISPERING. CHILDREN POINTING. 493 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,616 HE'S NOT USED TO THAT, BRIAN. KAREN. 494 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,721 JACK ! 495 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,564 HEY, YOUR MOM MADE SLOPPY JOES. 496 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,102 MOM HATES SLOPPY JOES. 497 00:33:56,135 --> 00:34:01,240 UH, THAT'S TRUE. IN FACT, ALL ADULTS HATE SLOPPING JOES, 498 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,509 BUT SOMETIMES WE MAKE 'EM TO CHEER UP A KID WHO'S HAD A BAD DAY. 499 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,078 WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT ? NO. 500 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,045 OKAY. 501 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,552 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT FIRST TIME YOU EVER RODE A BIKE. 502 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,720 YOU REMEMBER THAT ? OH, YEAH. 503 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:20,192 HUH ? I MEAN, YOU-- YOU WERE SO DETERMINED TO RIDE. 504 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,128 YOU KEPT WIPIN' OUT AND-- YEAH. 505 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,232 YOU NEARLY TOOK OUT A COUPLE OF THE NEIGHBORS. 506 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:29,135 IT TOOK A COUPLE OF DAYS UNTIL YOU FINALLY GOT IT. 507 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:33,405 BUT, LOOK AT YOU NOW. I MEAN, YOU-- YOU'RE RIDIN' LIKE A PRO. 508 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:41,113 KIND OF LIKE SCHOOL, ISN'T IT ? YEAH. 509 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:46,118 WELL, ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOIN'. 510 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,487 YOU NEED ANYTHING, GIVE ME A HOLLER. 511 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,627 HEY, DAD. 512 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,596 COULD WE PUT UP A BASKETBALL HOOP ? 513 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,532 YEAH. 514 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,622 HI. 515 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,657 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 516 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:38,470 HEY IN THERE. HOW YA DOIN', JACK ? HI, MISS MARQUEZ. 517 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:49,315 OH, ARE THOSE GUMMI BEARS ? 518 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,149 COULD I HAVE A RED ONE ? THE RED ONES ARE MY FAVORITE. 519 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,324 YEAH ? OH, THANKS. 520 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,199 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR ? 521 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,805 *MISS MARQUEZ AND JACK 522 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,707 *SITTIN' IN A TREE 523 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,311 *K-I-S-S-I-N-G 524 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,380 GIRLS ! *FIRST COMES LOVE 525 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,916 *THEN COMES MARRIAGE 526 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:28,354 JACK, IF ANYBODY BOTHERS YOU, YOU JUST COME AND TELL ME, OKAY ? 527 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,789 OKAY. 528 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:36,995 THANKS FOR LUNCH. 529 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,964 DE NADA. 530 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,302 PHOEBE AND JANE ! 531 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,336 I TOLD YOU. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 532 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,538 OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. TODAY ! 533 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,009 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA GO SEE YOUR TEACHER. 534 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,378 SHE STARTED IT. PLEASE. 535 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,712 THAT WAS VERY RUDE, YOU KNOW. 536 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,416 LET'S KICK THEIR BUTTS. 537 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:05,557 HA ! HEY, LOUIS ! YOU "LOUISER." TO TEN ! 538 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,993 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET MY BUTT KICKED TODAY. 539 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:12,364 WELL, WE GOT THE NEW KID. 540 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:16,402 WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY ? WAIT. YOU CAN'T PICK HIM. HE CAN'T PLAY WITH US. 541 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,405 I CAN PICK WHOEVER I WANT. WHAT ? ARE YOU AFRAID TO LOSE ? 542 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:24,276 NO ! PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT. WE NEVER LOSE. 543 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,812 YEAH, PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT. WE NEVER LOSE. 544 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,381 HEY, YOU ! BIG GUY ! YOU SHOOT HOOPS ? 545 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,883 ME ? 546 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,585 NO, THE 40-YEAR-OLD KID BEHIND YOU. 547 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,823 YEAH, YOU. YOU PLAY BALL ? 548 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,360 YEAH, WITH MY DAD. 549 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:46,565 ARE YOU FRIED ? HEY, AT LEAST NOBODY'S GONNA SLAM 'IM. 550 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,335 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. LOSERS TAKE OUT. 551 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,002 - SO YOU TAKE OUT. - YEAH ! 552 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,938 YEAH, YOU TAKE OUT. 553 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,008 COME ON. JUST ONE CHIP. NO ! 554 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,679 THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD GAME, MAN. 555 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,648 LET GO, MAN. GIVE ME SOME ROOM. 556 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,417 WANNA GRAB A BURGER AFTER SCHOOL SOMETIME ? 557 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:09,455 NOW, LISTEN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST STAND BY THE HOOP, OKAY ? 558 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,289 AND I'LL FEED YA THE BALL LIKE THIS. 559 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,428 LET'S DO THIS. YEAH, KICK THEIR BUTTS. 560 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,365 NOW, STAND UNDER THE HOOP. GET YOUR HANDS UP. 561 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,504 THEY LET GODZILLA OUT. 562 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,473 AND BLOCK HIM ! I'LL TRY. 563 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,306 LET'S DO IT. 564 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,345 OH, BOY. 565 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,884 COME ON ! GET 'IM, JACK ! 566 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,352 YES ! 567 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,321 YOU SAID STAND HERE. 568 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,657 JUST MOVE YOUR FEET. 569 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,494 OKAY. MOVE MY FEET. 570 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,996 PEZ ? SURE. THANKS. 571 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,399 STAND HERE AND MOVE MY FEET. 572 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,368 COME ON ! COME ON ! 573 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,637 - JACK ! GET 'IM ! 574 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,373 HELLO, McFLY. HELLO. 575 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,509 YOU GOTTA BLOCK HIM. 576 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,710 INVINCIBLE ! 577 00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:08,079 FAKE OUT. 578 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,852 COME ON, JACK. BLOCK 'IM ! 579 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:19,391 NO ! MAN ! 580 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,728 GOOD WORK. 581 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,396 GET 'IM ! YOU GET HIM ! 582 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,432 THAT'S RIGHT, MARIO ! 583 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,469 - LOSERS TAKE OUT. 584 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,507 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 585 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,410 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 586 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:40,178 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 587 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,748 COME ON, JOHN-JOHN ! GET IT, JOHN ! 588 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,851 GET IT IN THE HOLE, JACK ! 589 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,620 - LIKE, THAT'S NO FAIR ! 590 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,591 THAT WAS GOOD. 591 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,026 GIVE ME THE BALL. HEY, WHAT'D YOU STICK AT HIM ? 592 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,529 LOSER TAKES OUT ! 593 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,500 LOSERS TAKE OUT ! WHOO ! 594 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,903 GIVE IT TO MARIO ! 595 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,573 MARIO ! SHUT UP, MAN ! 596 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,415 LOSER ! NEXT TIME. 597 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:24,623 OKAY, JACK, GET IT. COME ON, OVER HERE. 598 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,157 GET IT ! 599 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:31,830 VICTOR ! 600 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,131 BOUNCER ! 601 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,545 - WHOO ! - UNSTOPPABLE ! 602 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,954 - COME ON, VICTOR. - GIVE IT UP ! 603 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,689 GET OFF OF HIM ! MAN ! 604 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,492 GET OFF OF HIM ! 605 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,631 - GET OFF OF HIM ! - AAH ! 606 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:18,544 EVERYBODY, TAKE OUT YOUR NOTEBOOKS. WE HAVE A NEW ASSIGNMENT. 607 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:23,181 AND IT'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT INTO. 608 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,784 I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO WRITE AN ESSAY-- 609 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,821 ON WHAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. 610 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:32,123 BE SURE TO INCLUDE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES. 611 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,862 AND WATCH THE SPELLING, PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR, PLEASE. 612 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,565 YOU'LL HAVE TO THE END OF THE SEMESTER TO FINISH IT. 613 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,067 WRITE THE DATE ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE. DON'T FORGET. 614 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,804 YOU TOO, GEORGE. THE DATE. I WANNA BE A GYNECOLOGIST. 615 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,039 IF THAT'S SO, THEN I WANT GOOD REASONS WHY. 616 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,676 YOU ARE THE REASON WHY, MISS MARQUEZ. 617 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,945 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS. IT'S GONNA BE A BIG PART OF YOUR GRADE. 618 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,819 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO THINK ABOUT ? 619 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,289 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT USING ONE OF THE CHOICES FROM THE BOARD, ALL RIGHT ? 620 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:16,602 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM JACK TO SHAQ. 621 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,604 NICE SHOOTING. WAY TO GO. 622 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,007 PLEASE, PEOPLE, DON'T LEAVE THIS TILL THE LAST MINUTE. 623 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,576 THIS IS THE KIND OF ASSIGNMENT I WANT YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME ON. 624 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:27,713 YOU HAVE THE WHOLE SEMESTER TO DO IT, AND JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. 625 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,981 DON'T SIT DOWN AND WRITE IT ALL IN ONE WEEKEND. 626 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,055 HEY, GUYS. 627 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,758 I GOT THE NEW BLUEPRINTS FOR THE TREE HOUSE. WE MADE IT. 628 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,860 YOU GUYS, IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY. 629 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:45,063 WHO ARE WE WAITIN' FOR ? WHAT'S HER NAME ? MRS. DURANTE. 630 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,365 PROBLEM IS, WE DON'T HAVE ANY PLAYBOYS IN THE TREE HOUSE. 631 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,235 ARE YOU DONE WITH IT ? I HEARD GEORGE HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 632 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,270 RIGHT OVER THERE. OKAY, YOU GUYS, I GOTTA GO. 633 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:53,805 GLASSES. TREE HOUSE IN AN HOUR, RIGHT ? 634 00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:55,073 SHE'S LATE. YEP. 635 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:57,242 WE CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY. MAYBE WE BETTER GO BACK INSIDE. 636 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,880 HEY, GREAT GAME TODAY. 637 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,215 THANKS. THANKS FOR PICKIN' ME. 638 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,085 NOW YOU GOTTA DO ME ANOTHER FAVOR. WHAT KIND OF FAVOR ? 639 00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,087 FOLLOW ME. 640 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:16,261 LISTEN, MY MOTHER'S COMING TO MEET THE PRINCIPAL TODAY. 641 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,396 SHE WANTS TO TALK TO HIM. SO ? 642 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,298 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE PRINCIPAL. 643 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,733 WHAT ? 644 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:25,336 YOU GOTTA DO IT. 645 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,238 MY MOM TALKS TO PRINCIPAL McGEE, 646 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,740 HE'LL TELL HER I'VE BEEN BAD. 647 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,275 WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN BAD ? 648 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:33,912 WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE HOMEWORK SINCE, LIKE, THE THIRD GRADE. 649 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,414 YOUR DOG MUST BE PRETTY FULL. YEAH, RIGHT. 650 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:40,285 HERE SHE IS. YOU GOTTA DO IT. 651 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,153 HERE. TURN AROUND. LOUIE, I CAN'T BE A PRINCIPAL. 652 00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:46,024 I CAN'T DO THIS. TURN AROUND ! 653 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:48,426 PRINCIPAL McGEE'S REALLY OLD. SHH ! 654 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,696 LOUIE ? I CAN'T DO THIS. IT'S A FIB. 655 00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,931 OH, HI, HONEY. 656 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,667 OH, SWEETIE, THE BEEF AND BREW ONLY GAVE ME 657 00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:58,036 TEN MINUTES OFF, SO I GOTTA HUSTLE. 658 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,772 YEAH. HI. HI, SWEETIE. HELLO. 659 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,808 SO WHERE'S THE PRINCIPAL ? 660 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:05,777 UM, THIS IS PRINCIPAL POWELL. 661 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,045 HE'S NEW HERE. OH. 662 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,814 JUST CAME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. 663 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:12,851 I TOLD HIM YOU WERE COMING. OH, WELL, HELLO, MR. POWELL. 664 00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:16,321 MY NAME IS DOLORES, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME D.D. 665 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:18,323 SO, TELL ME, WHAT HAPPENED TO PRINCIPAL McGEE ? 666 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,424 I JUST TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE. 667 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,227 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. McGEE. MR. POWELL ? 668 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:30,001 HE GOT DIARRHEA. 669 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,804 DIARRHEA ? YEAH, HE GOT DIARRHEA. 670 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,474 UH, AND HE SPEWED. 671 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,144 YEAH ? THREW UP. YEAH, AND HE HAD THE SQUIRTS. 672 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,147 HE HAD DIARRHEA. OH, BOY, THAT'S MORE THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW. 673 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,315 HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 674 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:45,851 APPENDICITIS. HE HAD A BELLYACHE. 675 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:49,988 OH, MY GOD. APPENDICITIS. THAT'S TOO BAD. 676 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,723 WELL, HONEY, LISTEN. 677 00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:53,792 I SWIPED YA A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FROM THE RESTAURANT. 678 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,828 SO GO SIT DOWN AND EAT IT WHILE I TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 679 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,363 NO, LET ME STAY, MOM. 680 00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:01,767 OH, SWEETIE, PLEASE DON'T BUST MY CHOPS OVER EVERYTHING. 681 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,335 GO SIT DOWN. OH, GOD, YOU SEE ? 682 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:07,773 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. HE-- HE DOESN'T LISTEN. 683 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:10,508 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ALL KIDS OR JUST HIM. 684 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,778 AM I RIGHT ? WHAT'D YOU SAY ? 685 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:17,883 I SAID KIDS DON'T LISTEN. AM I RIGHT ? DON'T LISTEN. NO. 686 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,084 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 687 00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:22,187 OF COURSE, YOU COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT MEN TOO. 688 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:26,224 PROBABLY YOUR WIFE DOES ALL THE TIME. OH, NO. 689 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:29,795 AREN'T YA MARRIED ? MARRIED ? 690 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:32,197 NO, NOT MARRIED. I'M DIVORCED MYSELF. 691 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,767 AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING. YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND LEFT US, 692 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:38,203 HE'S GOT SUCH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. 693 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,807 POTATO OR CORN ? 694 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,812 ANYWAY, UH, YOU KNOW. HE'S STARTING TO GET INTERESTED IN GIRLS. 695 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:48,947 I FOUND SOME DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDER HIS BED. 696 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:52,851 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 697 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,253 IT'S A TOUGH AGE. HMM. 698 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,989 I KNOW, I MEAN, I-I REMEMBER. 699 00:45:58,023 --> 00:46:00,491 I MEAN, I RE-- I'M REMEMBERING NOW. 700 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:02,493 IT'S A TOUGH AGE. UH. 701 00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:04,830 ROUGH, TOUGH AGE. AH. 702 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,134 SO, TELL ME, MEANWHILE, HOW IS HE DOIN' ? 703 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,237 'CAUSE LAST SEPTEMBER, HE WAS FAILING, UH, MISERABLY. 704 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,842 OH, UM, LOUIE'S SHOWING A LOT OF IMPROVEMENT. 705 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,410 HE'S ON A ROLL REALLY. REALLY ? 706 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:20,511 ROLLING. A ROLL ? 707 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:21,813 REALLY. ROLLING ALONG. 708 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:23,815 REALLY, REALLY ROLLING ALONG. WOW. 709 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:28,920 WOW. AND, UH, I WOULD SAY, UH, HE'S, UH, 710 00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,823 THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 711 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:35,026 YEAH, IF NOT, MAYBE THE SMARTEST KID I HAVE EVER MET. 712 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:39,264 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY GETTING A GOOD REPORT. 713 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,967 MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 714 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,970 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS. 715 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,438 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS THAT MAYBE HE'S HAPPY, 716 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:50,876 AND I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION ABOUT MOVING US OUT HERE. 717 00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:57,115 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA HAVE LUNCH OR SOMETHING, 718 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,018 WE CAN TALK ABOUT LOUIE AND, YOU KNOW, 719 00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:02,553 JUST KIND OF SHOOT THE BREEZE. 720 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:05,190 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? DON'T. 721 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:08,126 OH, GOT A PROBLEM ? IT'S BAD FOR YA. 722 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:12,363 SINCE WHEN IS BEIN' BAD, BAD ? 723 00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:17,068 OH, NO. OH, HERE SHE GOES. 724 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:23,041 SO, UH, WHAT DO YA THINK ? DO YOU WANNA DO LUNCH ? 725 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,876 I GET A DISCOUNT AT THE BEEF AND BREW. 726 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:28,413 WELL, MY MOM BRINGS MY LUNCH USUALLY-- I MEAN, SHE MAKES IT. 727 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,482 HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO CUT THOSE APRON STRINGS. 728 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:34,019 HI, SWEETIE. HI. 729 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,420 HI, ANGEL. HI. 730 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,923 WELL, MR. POWELL HAS BEEN TELLING ME WHAT A GOOD BOY YOU'VE BEEN. 731 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:42,393 I TOLD YOU. I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU, BUT NOW I DO. 732 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:46,064 AND I'M GONNA GIVE MR. POWELL MY NUMBER AT WORK, 733 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:50,168 SO THAT YOU CAN CALL ME, LET ME KNOW HOW HE'S DOING. 734 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:53,038 CAN STAY ON TOP OF THINGS. 735 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,907 THAT'S MY NUMBER AT WORK. YOU CAN GET ME THERE ANYTIME. 736 00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:58,243 MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MATCHES. 737 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,913 OH, YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER ? WELL, YEAH, AT NIGHT. 738 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:04,615 WELL, TO EACH HIS OWN. ANYWAY, YOU CAN CALL ME, 739 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:09,120 UH, TO TALK ABOUT LOUIS OR, YOU KNOW, ANY OLD THING. 740 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:14,993 SO, UH-- OH, AND THAT'S MEMORIES. 741 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,062 THAT'S A CLUB THAT I HANG OUT IN SOMETIMES. 742 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:20,098 YOU KNOW, IF I'M NOT AT WORK, THAT USUALLY WHERE I AM. 743 00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:23,101 BUT IT'S A NICE PLACE FOR PEOPLE OUR AGE TO HANG OUT, 744 00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:25,937 HAVE A LITTLE DRINK, TAKE THE EDGE OFF, YOU KNOW. 745 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,308 OH, I GOTTA GO. OH, I'M GONNA GET FIRED. 746 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:31,943 LOVE YOUR FACE. OKAY. LOVE YOU TOO. 747 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:35,413 NICE MEETING YOU, MR. POWELL. OOH, YOU GOT A STRONG GRIP. YOU'RE A MANLY MAN. 748 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:38,984 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR KEY TO THE HOUSE ? MMM ! 749 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,285 OKAY, I'LL MEET YA AT HOME. OKAY. 750 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,353 I LOVE YA. I LOVE YOU TOO. 751 00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,590 BYE ! 752 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,641 WOW ! WHOA. THAT WAS GREAT. 753 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,176 HOW'D I DO ? YOU DID GREAT. 754 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,344 YEAH ? YEAH. 755 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:10,982 BOY ! 756 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,519 HEY, MAN. I OWE YOU ONE. SORRY ABOUT MY MOM, JACK. 757 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:17,955 SHE'S LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. YEAH, I KNOW. 758 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,193 MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU OVER THE WEEKEND. 759 00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:24,329 COOL. 760 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,366 PAL. 761 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:29,634 THANKS. 762 00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,660 MOM ! I'M HOME ! 763 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:02,733 I'M HERE. I'M HERE. HERE. 764 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,572 YEAH, OKAY. 765 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:14,045 PHONE CALL FOR YOU, BRIAN, OKAY ? YEAH, JUST 766 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:15,446 CAN I TALK TO HIM ? CAN I TALK TO HIM ? JACKIE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 767 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:20,185 DAD, HEY, DAD. GOT YOUR HAIR, MOM. SORRY. HEY, DAD. YEAH. HEY, DAD. 768 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:23,188 I GOT TO PLAY BASKETBALL TODAY. THEY PICKED ME. 769 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:26,091 YEAH, NOT JUST 'CAUSE I'M HUMONGOUS. 'CAUSE I'M REAL GOOD. 770 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,492 YEAH, I SCORED A THOUSAND POINTS. 771 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,660 NAW, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS ONLY A HUNDRED. 772 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:33,198 I'M KIDDING. IT WAS 14. YEAH, BUT EACH TIME I GOT THE-- I SCORED ! 773 00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:35,266 JUST LIKE THIS. WAIT. LISTEN, DAD. 774 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:39,670 OH ! YEAH, AND I MET THIS REALLY COOL KID NAMED LOUIE. NOT LOUIS, LOUIE. YEAH. 775 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:43,208 HIS MOM GAVE ME SOME MATCHES. YEAH. THOSE ARE THE MATCHES. CAN I PLAY WITH 'EM ? 776 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,143 OKAY, SLOW DOWN, BUDDY. SLOW DOWN. 777 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:49,214 HEY, DAD, LOUIE HAS DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDER HIS BED. 778 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:50,748 WHAT ARE DIRTY MAGAZINES ? 779 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,218 I GOT TO BE PRINCIPAL. YEAH, I PRETENDED TO BE. 780 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:55,620 AND I GOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO. I GOT A GREAT HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. 781 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:58,523 AND YOU KNOW WHAT. MISS MARQUEZ ATE ONE OF MY RED GUMMI BEARS. 782 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,092 AND SHE SAID, "WAY TO GO." YOU KNOW, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF RED GUMMI BEARS. 783 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,194 BECAUSE OF THE WAY I PLAY BASKETBALL. YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. 784 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,363 SHE SAID SHAQ BETTER WATCH HIS BACK. 785 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,565 SHE'S WHAT GRANDPA SAYS IS A REAL PIECE OF WORK. 786 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:08,699 IT'S REALLY GREAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 787 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:13,138 NAW, I'M JUST-- JUST, UH, SHOOTIN' AN AD LAYOUT. 788 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:16,607 CARROTS, FOR THE CARROT BOARD. JUST GIANT CARROTS, YEAH. 789 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:19,544 - WOW, THAT'S PRETTY BORING. - WELL-- 790 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:22,113 LISTEN, DAD, I GOTTA GO. NO, I REALLY GOTTA GO. 791 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:25,183 NUMBER ONE. OKAY ? SEE YA. 792 00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:28,419 YEAH, LISTEN, DAD ? DON'T HUG ME ANYMORE IN FRONT OF THE GUYS, OKAY ? 793 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:31,489 YEAH, YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE-- IT'S WEIRD. 794 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:33,023 YEAH, OKAY. SEE YA. 795 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:36,161 YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE MATCHES IN THE BATHROOM, SO IF I DO NUMBER TWO, I'M READY. 796 00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:38,596 OKAY, PUT YOUR MOM ON. YEAH. 797 00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:42,300 BRIAN. 798 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,302 YEAH, I CAN HEAR YA ALL RIGHT. NO, IT'S THIS CORD. 799 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,204 OH, WAIT. OH ! 800 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:47,372 YOU OKAY ? 801 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,243 - HONEY ! 802 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,846 YES, HE'S OKAY. HE'S SO EXCITED. 803 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,149 [ Karen Laughing, Indistinct Clattering ] 804 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,420 [ Jack Screaming, Clattering Continues ] HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 805 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,190 [ Karen Shrieks, Clattering Continues ] HEY, JACK ? 806 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,192 [ Laughing, Video Game Noises Beeping ] 807 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:20,238 JACK'S MOTHER ? CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 808 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,709 I'M MRS. POWELL. AND YOU ARE ? 809 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,511 LOUIS DURANTE. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 810 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,650 I KNOW JACK FROM SCHOOL. I WAS WONDERING IF JACK WANTED TO... 811 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,620 TO COME TO A SLEEPOVER SOME OF US GUYS ARE HAVING. 812 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:39,324 I MEAN, IF HE'S ALLOWED TO AND STUFF. SLEEPOVER. 813 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:42,327 WELL, I CAN CHECK. WE KIND OF HAD SOME OTHER PLANS, YOU KNOW. 814 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,395 HEY, JACK ! BYE, MOM. 815 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:48,399 SEE YA. 816 00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:52,237 HONEY, BE EXTRA CAREFUL ! 817 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,640 - AND DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE ! - I WON'T, MOM ! 818 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:12,523 SO, HOW FAST DO YOU GROW ? FOUR TIMES AS FAST AS YOU. 819 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:15,826 LIKE CAT YEARS ? YEAH, SORT OF. 820 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:19,264 LIKE WHEN I'M 20, I'LL LOOK REALLY OLD. 821 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:22,233 HEY, MAN, YOU HEAR THE FIRST 20 ARE THE BEST ONES ANYWAY. 822 00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:25,270 MY MOM SAYS IT'S ALL DOWNHILL AFTER THAT. YEAH ? 823 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:28,239 YEAH ! LIKE THIS ? HA ! 824 00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:29,940 LIKE THIS ! 825 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,946 WOW. YOU GUYS BUILT THIS YOURSELF ? 826 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:36,881 YEAH. COOL, HUH ? 827 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:40,017 YOU MUST HAVE STARTED THIS IN PRESCHOOL. 828 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,852 WE'RE GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GUYS. 829 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,389 IS THIS SAFE ? YEAH, IT'S SAFE. 830 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:47,325 REALLY ? 831 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:50,027 HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT. JUST GO ALONG WITH WHATEVER I SAY. 832 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,596 DO YOU THINK THE OTHER KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE ME ? 833 00:53:51,629 --> 00:53:55,266 HEY, YOU'RE TIGHT WITH ME, YOU'RE TIGHT WITH THEM. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU. 834 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,537 YEAH, IT IS. IT'S A PURPLE ONE. 835 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,772 BIGGER, MAN. HEY, LOU. 836 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:07,778 - HEY, LOUIE. - HEY. I BROUGHT JACK. HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE. 837 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:10,381 - HE'S NOT A FREAK. 838 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,383 - YOU SAID HE WAS A FREAK. - YEAH. 839 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,818 I SAID WRONG, RIGHT ? 840 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:15,586 GET OVER IT. HE'S COOL. 841 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,722 HE KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT HOOPS. 842 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:21,659 AND HE DID ME A FAVOR TODAY. HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 843 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:27,632 LOOK WHAT HE PICKED UP ON THE WAY OVER. HUH ? 844 00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:30,435 - EH, EH. 845 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:33,804 NO WAY. WAY ! WALKED RIGHT INTO THE STORE, PICKED IT UP. 846 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,406 NO FEAR OR NOTHIN'. 847 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,376 MY MAN'S THE MAN. THAT IS WAY COOL. 848 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:43,681 WISH I WAS A FREAK. HEY, LAY OFF THE FREAK STUFF, ALL RIGHT ? 849 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,318 JACK'S COOL. WE GOTTA LET HIM KICK IT WITH US. 850 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:51,021 IF HE WALKS, THE PENTHOUSE WALKS TOO. 851 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:53,491 BYE, BOYS. * 852 00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:55,426 OKAY, HE CAN HANG. * 853 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:59,096 BUT IF HE WEIRDS OUT OR ANYTHING, HE'S HISTORY, OKAY ? 854 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,632 WAIT A SECOND. LOOK, SEE THE MAXIMUM WEIGHT UP HERE. 855 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,034 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 150 POUNDS UP HERE. IT'LL NEVER HOLD. 856 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:08,739 EDDIE. TWO WORDS. PENT HOUSE. HE'S COMIN' UP, SO-- 857 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:25,656 GUYS, THIS IS JACK. 858 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,630 OH, MAN, I GOT A BAD HIP PROBLEM. 859 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,066 SORRY. WATCH THE TV. 860 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,402 COME ON ! 861 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:39,604 COME ON ! WATCH OUT, OKAY ? 862 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,105 SORRY. 863 00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:43,841 - TAKE IT EASY. 864 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,911 WATCH THE LAMP ! 865 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,547 - COME ON, MAN ! - SIT DOWN. 866 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:52,650 SIT DOWN ALREADY. SIT DOWN. 867 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,552 THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 868 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,421 COME ON. EASY. THIS TREE HOUSE IS FOUR YEARS OLD. 869 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:58,055 I WANT IT TO LIVE TILL TEN. PLEASE. 870 00:55:58,088 --> 00:56:01,392 HEY, JACK, UH, SO, YOU BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE ? YEAH. 871 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:05,396 BUY 'EM ALL THE TIME. 872 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:08,499 WHAT ABOUT HUSTLER ? YOU GET HUSTLER ? IF YOU WANT IT. 873 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,835 SWANK ? YEAH. 874 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:15,606 THAT AND, UH, YOU KNOW, ALL THE GROWNUP STUFF... 875 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,743 THAT ONLY GROWNUPS CAN READ. 876 00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,712 COOL. AND THEY DON'T GIVE YOU NO TROUBLE IN BUYING ONE ? 877 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,914 I MEAN, LIKE, THEY DON'T ASK FOR I.D. ? 878 00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:27,585 NO. YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T SHAVE FOR A DAY AND THEN I LOOK LIKE I'M 50. 879 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:32,457 HEY, UH, JACK, MIND IF I LOOK AT THE PENTHOUSE ? 880 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,592 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 881 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:38,529 SO YOU REALLY SHAVE, JACK ? OH, YEAH, YEAH. I STARTED WHEN I WAS FOUR. 882 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,064 OH, WOW. COOL. FEEL. 883 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,032 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SHAVING. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 884 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,634 SEE ANYTHING RIGHT THERE ? 885 00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:45,670 ANY WHISKERS AROUND THERE ? LET'S SEE. 886 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:49,073 YEAH, THERE'S MAYBE ONE THERE. 887 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,576 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ONE. OH, IF I WERE YOU, 888 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,079 I'D GROW LIKE A FU MANCHU THING OR MAYBE A GOAT. 889 00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:56,547 A GOAT ? LIKE A GOATEE. 890 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:59,550 OH ! THAT'D BE BA-A-A-D. BA-A-A-D, DUDE. 891 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:04,589 BA-A-A-D, MAN. OOH, EDDIE. CHECK THIS OUT. 892 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,925 EXCUSE ME. THINK OUR MOMS LOOK LIKE THAT ? 893 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:11,061 NO, ONLY PENTHOUSE GIRLS LOOK LIKE THAT. 894 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,063 THEY'RE SPECIAL. 895 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,467 I MEAN, LIKE, THEY COME FROM A SPECIAL PART OF THE COUNTRY OR SOMETHIN'. 896 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,068 SO HOW DO YA LIKE IT ? 897 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,771 IT'S GREAT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO HERE ALL NIGHT ? 898 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,241 ANYTHING WE WANT. 899 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,143 HEY, JACK, EVER GET A BONER ? 900 00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,483 YOU KNOW, AN ERECTOR ? 901 00:57:32,517 --> 00:57:34,519 NOT YET. I'M HOPIN' TO GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 902 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:42,192 I WANT TO HEAR A MANLY RIP. SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. OH, WAIT. 903 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:45,262 WAIT, WAIT. OH, JUST WARMIN' UP. JUST CLEARIN' MY THROAT. 904 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,631 I FEEL IT DOWN BELOW. 905 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:52,503 THAT'S DISGUSTING ! 906 00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:56,574 ALMOST BLEW A SEAM ON MY PANTS. 907 00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:58,876 OH ! HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE ! OH, HERE YOU GO ! 908 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,646 CAN THIS ONE ! A REAL RECTAL ROCKET. OH, YES. 909 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,750 OUT, DEMON SPIRIT. 910 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,822 BINGO ! 911 00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:17,695 - GET IT OUTTA HERE. - THE EARTH IS RUMBLING. 7.5 ON THE PRICKTER SCALE. 912 00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:20,297 GIVE IT TO GEORGE. JACK POWELL, THE MANLY FARTER. 913 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,668 SMELL IT. IT'S GOT GOOD HANG TIME. GO, GEORGE. OH ! 914 00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:25,570 OH ! IT'S DEADLY ! NERVE GAS ! 915 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:31,876 - WHOO ! FIRE DOWN BELOW ! - HE'S REVIVED. 916 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,744 HEY, FIRE IN THE HOLE, GUYS. CHECK IT OUT. 917 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:38,148 OKAY, GUYS, HERE WE GO ! FLASHLIGHTS OFF, EVERYBODY. 918 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,550 OPEN IT. OPEN IT. READY ? 919 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,588 KAREN 920 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,592 JACK ? 921 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,027 NO. IT'S ME. 922 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:55,199 WE'VE GOT TO BE THERE IN A HALF-HOUR. 923 00:58:57,702 --> 00:59:00,037 DON'T MAKE FUN. I NEVER WOULD. 924 00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:07,778 WE USUALLY COME IN HERE AND HAVE OUR LITTLE TALKS BEFORE BEDTIME. 925 00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:11,749 YOU FEEL TRADED IN FOR A BUNCH OF SPITTING, SWEARING TEN YEAR OLDS ? 926 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:14,251 YEAH. STILL GOT ME, YOU KNOW. 927 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,630 IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS FOR EVERYBODY. 928 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:29,033 YOU GIVE BIRTH TO 'EM, YOU CLOTHE 'EM, YOU FEED 'EM. 929 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:32,136 THEN ONE DAY YOU COME HOME, THEY'RE TEENAGERS. THEY HATE YOU FOR NO REASON. 930 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,905 WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU IF YOUR HAIR WAS ON FIRE. 931 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:39,243 I KNOW. 932 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:43,614 IT'S JUST IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT HE'S SLEPT AWAY FROM HOME. 933 00:59:43,648 --> 00:59:47,918 MEANING, WE'VE NEVER BEEN ALONE IN THE HOUSE BEFORE. 934 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,088 UH-OH. 935 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:55,025 I THINK IT'S NICE BEING THE ONLY SIZE 11 SHOE UNDER OUR BED. 936 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,269 OH, I JUST HOPE HE'S OKAY. 937 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:06,971 WOW ! I THINK I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN ME ! 938 01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:11,141 NO ! WE NEED MORE KETCHUP ! 939 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,812 - MAGGOT SOUP. - THYME. 940 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:16,146 FART JUICE. 941 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,949 - FART JUICE. - JACK, YOU'D BETTER EAT THIS. 942 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,252 EAT IT ALL. OOF ! 943 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:23,921 - YOU BETTER EAT THIS. - MIX IT UP. 944 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,289 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? 945 01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:28,793 - SARDINES ! 946 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:32,096 - NO, I CAN'T DO IT. OH, NO, NO, DON'T PUT THAT IN. - GO, GO, GO ! 947 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,431 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! WORMS ? 948 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,934 GO, GO, GO ! DON'T ADD THE WORM. 949 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,870 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! - GO ON ! 950 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:43,273 I'M GONNA PUKE. NO, NO, NO, NO ! 951 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,875 OH, PLEASE, NO. GO, GO, GO, GO ! 952 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,977 NO ! NO ! YEAH ! YEAH ! 953 01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,946 DON'T PUT MY HAND IN IT ! NO ! 954 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,682 - OH ! 955 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,200 WATCH OUT ! HE'S GONNA SPEW ! 956 01:01:11,802 --> 01:01:12,903 I'M WARNING YOU ! 957 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:19,176 WOW. NOT BAD. 958 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:31,321 HEY, JACK. HEY, LOUIS. 959 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:34,091 LET US UP. PLEASE ? I WANNA SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE UP THERE. 960 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:35,993 WILL YOU GUYS HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND ? 961 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,028 WE JUST WANNA CLEAN THE PLACE UP A LITTLE BIT, OKAY ? 962 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,998 SEE ? HE'S GONNA LET US UP. HE'S NOT GONNA LET US UP. 963 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,167 DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE SAID IT ? 964 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,872 BOYS DO NOT CLEAN UP ! "LET US CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE BIT." 965 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:50,941 YEAH, RIGHT. I'LL BET YOU. WATCH. 966 01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:53,377 NO GIRLS ALLOWED ! 967 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:56,513 - OH, DANG ! - DIRECT HIT ! 968 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:06,757 LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. 969 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:10,795 HEY, ED, ARE YOU DR. KEVORKIAN ? 970 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:12,362 YEAH. AH. 971 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,031 PEPPERMINTS. PEPPERMINTS. 972 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,966 POM-POM. POM-POMS. 973 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,902 POWER BAR. POWER BAR. 974 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,403 PEZ. PEZ. 975 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,105 AND PEANUTS. PEANUTS. 976 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:26,376 - UH, PENTHOUSE. - OKAY, AND A PENTHOUSE. 977 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:29,546 JACK DO YOU READ ME ? COME IN. 978 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,382 TEN-FOUR. WE HAVE LIFTOFF. I HAVE THE PENTHOUSE. 979 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,452 DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF THE POPE ? IT'S JUST A "P." 980 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,458 YOU GUYS, I BROUGHT A FRIEND. 981 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:43,493 OKAY ? 982 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,442 THIS IS MR. WOODRUFF. 983 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,813 ARE YOU TEN TOO ? 984 01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:05,950 UH, WELL, IF YOU ASK MY WIFE. 985 01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:09,553 NO, I'M AFRAID I'M JUST A REGULAR, GARDEN VARIETY, OLD FART. 986 01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,892 I MEAN, THIS TREE HOUSE WASN'T MADE FOR-- 987 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:15,893 WHAT ? 988 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:20,865 IT WON'T HOLD, YOU KNOW-- THE, UH-- THE, UH-- 989 01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:28,538 WELL, NOW, THIS PLACE IS A LOT HIPPER THAN I THOUGHT. 990 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:33,077 NO, IT ISN'T. SO-- 991 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,980 SO I HEAR YOU'RE A GOOD TUTOR. 992 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:38,983 WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO BLOW MY OWN HORN, BUT, UH-- 993 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:44,154 YOU KNOW, TWIN CHEEKS. LET ONE FLY. RECTAL ROCKET. 994 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,560 I'M AFRAID, BOYS, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 995 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,963 SOME OF MY PARTS ARE ROTTEN. 996 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,632 COME ON. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A GOOD "TOOTER." 997 01:03:55,665 --> 01:04:00,037 I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO CHASE WHOLE FAMILIES AWAY. 998 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:04,474 YOU MEAN YOU'RE BETTER THAN JACK ? I TAUGHT JACK. 999 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,376 OH ! OH ! 1000 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:10,047 FELLAS NO, THIS IS ENOUGH. 1001 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,648 - NO. 1002 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,350 A LITTLE TABASCO COMIN' IN. FELLAS. 1003 01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,085 * 1004 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,421 I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. 1005 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,589 DID YOU EAT THIS, JACK ? YEAH. 1006 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:22,026 EVERYBODY HAS TO. IT'S GOOD ! 1007 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:22,993 DID YOU EAT IT REALLY ? MM-HMM. 1008 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:26,496 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! 1009 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,566 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! 1010 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,538 GO, GO, GO ! I LOVE YOU, MAN ! 1011 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:40,044 - OH, NO ! 1012 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,952 YOU'RE IN. 1013 01:04:47,985 --> 01:04:50,020 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE IN THE CLUB. 1014 01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,089 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT 1015 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:55,459 WAIT. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A COOL SONG ? THIS IS A COOL SONG. 1016 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,528 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A COOL SONG. 1017 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:02,232 *JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE WHY'S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON-- * 1018 01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:03,700 *YOU KNOW THE PARTS *BA-ROOM 1019 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:07,371 *BEEP, BEEP, BA, BA BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * *BA-ROOM 1020 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:11,008 *I SMELL SMOKE IN THE AUDITORIUM * *BA-ROOM 1021 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:14,011 *CHARLEY BROWN *CHARLEY BROWN 1022 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:16,713 *YEAH, HE'S A CLOWN *CHARLEY BROWN 1023 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,083 *THAT CHARLEY BROWN *BOO, DA, BO 1024 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:23,087 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE * 1025 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,991 *WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME * 1026 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:31,028 *WHO'S ALWAYS WRITIN' ON THE WALL * 1027 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:34,598 *WHO'S ALWAYS GOOFIN' IN THE HALL * 1028 01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:37,667 *WHO'S ALWAYS THROWIN' SPITBALLS * 1029 01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:39,103 *GUESS WHO 1030 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:40,971 - *WHO, ME - *YEAH, YOU 1031 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:42,973 - WATCH OUT ! - NO, NO. 1032 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:48,645 WAIT A SECOND, PEOPLE. WE'RE AT THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT HERE ! 1033 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:51,982 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG, EDDIE. YOU'RE PARANOID. 1034 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,251 - *CHARLEY BROWN 1035 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,585 EVERYBODY, STAY CALM. 1036 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,655 WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? NO, NO. NO ! 1037 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,091 - OH ! - EVERYBODY, STAY CALM ! 1038 01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:42,199 OH ! OH, GUYS. 1039 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:46,103 - STAY CALM. - I TOLD YOU SO. I TOLD YOU SO. 1040 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:51,208 - WE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED ! - *WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS FALLIN' ON ME * 1041 01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:53,177 AND SPEAKING OF THE MAYOR, IT'S CERTAINLY GOING TO BE... 1042 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,911 A BUSY DAY FOR HIM TODAY. 1043 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:58,815 HE'LL BE ATTENDING THE OPENING CEREMONIES OF THE NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY. 1044 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:02,486 AND BY THE WAY, WE INVITE YOU TO STOP BY AND ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES THERE. 1045 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,088 BE SURE TO BRING ALONG THE KIDS IF YOU CAN. 1046 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:07,324 LATER ON, THE MAYOR WILL BE MEETING WITH THE CITY COUNCIL. 1047 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,394 AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE-- 1048 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:16,333 THEN AT APPROXIMATELY 12:00 NOON, ST. ANTHONY'S CHURCH... 1049 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,668 WILL BE HOLDING THEIR ANNUAL AUCTION FUND-RAISER-- 1050 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,671 JACK, HONEY ! IT'S 8:15. 1051 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:24,508 THEY INVITE YOU TO STOP BY AND PUSHING IT. 1052 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,210 [ Radio Continues, Indistinct ] 1053 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:38,088 WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO GET MARRIED WHEN I'M 28. 1054 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:43,360 BECAUSE IF YOU GET MARRIED BEFORE THAT, STATISTICS SAY THAT YOU'LL BE DIVORCED. 1055 01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:48,532 HOWEVER, I FEEL IF I WAIT TILL MY LATE TWENTIES, I CAN FOOL STATISTICS... 1056 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,135 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH MY HUSBAND, 1057 01:07:51,168 --> 01:07:54,138 WHO WILL ALSO BE OVER 28. 1058 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:56,873 WHAT DO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP ? I WANT TO BE-- 1059 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,475 ...AND DELIVER BABIES. ALIVE. 1060 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,110 WE GET THE PICTURE, GEORGE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1061 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:03,580 HEY, JACK. 1062 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:07,651 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY ? NOTHIN'. 1063 01:08:07,684 --> 01:08:10,254 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1064 01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,189 GOTTA STAY AND ASK MISS MARQUEZ SOMETHING. 1065 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,125 YOU WANT ME TO STICK AROUND ? 1066 01:08:15,159 --> 01:08:16,326 YEAH, BUT I'LL SEE YA DOWNSTAIRS. 1067 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:18,662 GOOD LUCK. 1068 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:21,598 YOU STUD, YOU. 1069 01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:28,472 BYE, MISS MARQUEZ. BYE-BYE. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1070 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:30,374 BYE, MISS MARQUEZ. BYE. 1071 01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:36,213 JACK, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 1072 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:44,221 JACK, DO YOU FEEL OKAY ? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 1073 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:46,523 MM-HMM. OKAY. 1074 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,440 I KNOW YOU LIKE 'EM. 1075 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,941 I SAVED ALL THE RED GUMMI BEARS. 1076 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,511 TOOK A LONG TIME TO GET A WHOLE BAG. 1077 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:12,449 WELL, THIS IS VERY SWEET OF YOU, JACK. THANK YOU. 1078 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,418 SO I'M A NICE GUY, HUH ? 1079 01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:18,188 YOU'RE A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN, YES. 1080 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,226 MISS MARQUEZ ? 1081 01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:26,663 I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE, IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, 1082 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:29,266 THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME. 1083 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,337 IT'D BE REALLY, REALLY FUN. 1084 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:34,504 OH, JACKIE. 1085 01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:39,609 SO YOU WANT TO GO ? MY MOM WILL DRIVE US. 1086 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:44,248 JACK, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME. I'M AN OLD LADY. 1087 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:47,717 BUT THAT'S WHY. THAT'S WHY I WANNA GO WITH YA. 1088 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:51,288 I CAN'T GO WITH THE GIRLS MY AGE, BECAUSE I LOOK SO MUCH OLDER THAN THEM. 1089 01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:54,424 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1090 01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,629 OH, JACKIE. JACK. 1091 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,767 YOU ARE STILL A VERY YOUNG MAN... 1092 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:05,635 UP HERE. 1093 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:13,677 I-- I KNOW I LOOK CLOSER TO YOUR AGE THAN THE GIRLS IN CLASS. 1094 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,545 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 1095 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:18,214 SO WHAT TIME SHOULD MY MOM AND I PICK YA UP ? 1096 01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:27,257 JACK, YOU ARE MY STUDENT. 1097 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,428 AND I'M YOUR TEACHER. 1098 01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:34,598 AND TEACHERS AND STUDENTS DON'T GO TO DANCES TOGETHER. 1099 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,401 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? PLEASE ? 1100 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:42,606 NO. 1101 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,042 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 1102 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,278 IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. 1103 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,581 DO YA UNDERSTAND ? 1104 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,518 OH, JACKIE, DON'T. 1105 01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,455 OH, JACK. I'M OKAY. 1106 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:03,427 JACK WAIT. 1107 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:06,496 JACK, COME BACK. LET'S TALK ! I DON'T WANNA TALK. 1108 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,665 JACK, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE. 1109 01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:11,535 OW. 1110 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:16,373 OW. 1111 01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:27,417 JACK ? IT HURTS. 1112 01:11:27,451 --> 01:11:30,587 SOMEBODY HELP US ! SOMEBODY HELP ! 1113 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,457 SOMETHING'S WRONG. HOLD ON. 1114 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:36,693 SOMEBODY HELP ! SOMEBODY HELP ! 1115 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:39,329 MISS MARQUEZ ! JACK'S HURT ! 1116 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:45,335 EXCUSE ME. MISS ? NURSE, WHICH WAY'S INTENSIVE CARE ? 1117 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:47,704 DOWN THE HALL, FIRST LEFT AND UP THE STAIRS. OKAY. 1118 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:56,480 I THINK WHAT HAPPENED HERE IS THE RESULT OF SEVERE STRAIN. 1119 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:58,382 SO IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK ? 1120 01:11:58,415 --> 01:12:00,083 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1121 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:05,021 THIS IS A FORM OF ARTERIOSCLEROSIS OR ANGINA. 1122 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:09,793 BUT JACK'S SITUATION IS UNIQUE. 1123 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,995 HONEY, THAT'S YOUR HEART. IS IT OKAY ? 1124 01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,830 HIS 40-YEAR-OLD HEART IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO KEEP UP-- 1125 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,966 YOU CAN WAIT FOR YOUR PARENTS HERE. THEY'LL BE A FEW MORE MINUTES. 1126 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,503 THAT COMBINED WITH HIS RAPID GROWTH HAS CAUSED A GREAT DEAL... 1127 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,571 OF WEAR AND TEAR ON HIS HEART. CAN I HAVE A SUCKER ? 1128 01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:24,007 HIS INTERNAL CLOCK IS RUNNING OUT. 1129 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:29,913 THE PHYSICAL SIGNS OF AGING ARE GOING TO OCCUR MORE QUICKLY. 1130 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,382 HIS BODY IS WORKING OVERTIME. 1131 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:36,786 LITTLE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED ARE GONNA AFFECT HIM TRULY. 1132 01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:06,716 HEY. 1133 01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:11,988 GO ON. HEY. 1134 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,173 [ Train Whistle Blowing In The Distance ] 1135 01:13:34,844 --> 01:13:38,482 HOW DO YOU FEEL, JACKIE ? I'M OKAY. 1136 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:45,455 LOUIS JUST CALLED FOR YOU. HE SAID HE HOPES YOU FEEL BETTER. 1137 01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:48,658 I TOLD HIM YOU'D CALL HIM BACK TOMORROW. 1138 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:52,496 - YOU NEED YOUR REST. 1139 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:59,068 HERE. WHAT'S THAT ? 1140 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,771 IT'S FOR YOU. A SURPRISE ? 1141 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,110 OH, THANKS. 1142 01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:12,181 HONEY-- 1143 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,017 OH. 1144 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:21,591 WE DON'T EVER WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. ME TOO. 1145 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:25,529 SO, WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE BEFORE YOU STARTED SCHOOL. 1146 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:31,000 NO. 1147 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,237 HEY, REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE HAD ? NO. 1148 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,575 NO. NO ! NO ! 1149 01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,145 IT WASN'T FUN ! 1150 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,517 JACK, IT'S-- IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1151 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:49,786 WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS ? WHAT ABOUT LOUIE ? 1152 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:52,656 WHAT ABOUT GEORGE ? WHAT ABOUT JOHN 1153 01:14:52,689 --> 01:14:56,125 WELL, HONEY, THEY'LL COME, AND THEY'LL VISIT WITH YOU. 1154 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:59,729 MR. WOODRUFF WILL COME. MOM, MOM. 1155 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:02,165 I WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS. I WANT TO BE OUTSIDE. 1156 01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,634 HONEY, PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT. OH ! 1157 01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,069 HONEY. PLEASE, MOM. PLEASE. 1158 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:09,138 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN. COME ON. 1159 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,575 HEY. HEY, REMEMBER-- 1160 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:15,679 *BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT WHEN THE WIND BLOWS FREE * 1161 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:19,082 *TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF YOU BELONG TO ME * 1162 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,618 NO, I DON'T. 1163 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,656 DAD ! 1164 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,197 DAD ! 1165 01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:38,702 DAD. 1166 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:42,205 HEY. PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME STAY HOME. 1167 01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:47,577 I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL. PLEASE ! LET ME GO BACK. 1168 01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:50,847 DON'T MAKE ME BE ALONE. 1169 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,816 PLEASE, DAD, PLEASE. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1170 01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:56,853 PLEASE ! PLEASE ! PLEASE. 1171 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,122 OKAY. 1172 01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:03,226 JACKIE. YOU'RE MY BOY. MY LITTLE BOY. 1173 01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:07,731 OH ! JACKIE. 1174 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:09,899 OH, PLEASE. 1175 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:11,300 OH, PLEASE. 1176 01:16:25,749 --> 01:16:28,652 I-I'M JUST SAYIN' THAT WE CAN'T BE AFRAID. 1177 01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:31,788 AFRAID THAT HE'LL FALL DOWN. 1178 01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:34,390 AFRAID THAT HE'LL HURT HIMSELF... 1179 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,925 OR ANOTHER KID. 1180 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:41,197 AFRAID TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY. 1181 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,300 BRIAN, YOU KNOW WE CAN'T DO THAT. 1182 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:47,303 NO, I DON'T KNOW THAT. 1183 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:49,238 YOU KNOW ANOTHER BABY MIGHT BE LIKE-- 1184 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:50,707 NO, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING OF THE SORT, 1185 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:53,142 AND THE DOCTORS NEVER TOLD US ANYTHING OF THE SORT. 1186 01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:56,813 HON, TEN YEARS AGO, WHEN WE HAD JACK, 1187 01:16:56,846 --> 01:17:00,316 WE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST OF THREE OR FOUR. 1188 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:02,786 IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT. 1189 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:05,288 SOONER OR LATER WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, HON. 1190 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,663 NICE SET OF WHEELS YOU GOT THERE, BOY. 1191 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:18,802 YOU OKAY ? 1192 01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:20,369 YOU OKAY ? 1193 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:27,110 HERE. HAVE ANOTHER HIT OFF THIS. IT'LL HELP YOU. 1194 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,145 OH. DON'T WASTE IT. 1195 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,814 CHECK YOUR BIKE, BUDDY. 1196 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:37,020 *AH, BABY, I REALIZED 1197 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,824 *THAT I'M TRYING 1198 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,826 *TRYING TO FORGET YOU 1199 01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:45,328 HEY ! WATCH IT, ASSHOLE. EXCUSE ME. 1200 01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:48,732 *WITH TEARS BOOGER BREATH. 1201 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:51,801 SO HE STARTS THIS MINIMALIST-- YOU EVER HEAR OF THIS MINIMALIST JOKE ? 1202 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:54,871 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I'M SUPPOSED TO LAUGH. 1203 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:58,174 HERE'S ONE. KNOCK. KNOCK ? 1204 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:01,410 THIS IS THE JOKE. KNOCK 1205 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:05,882 THAT'S IT. THIS GUY COMES IN HERE. HE ASKS FOR Q-TIPS. 1206 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:08,885 WE CAN'T EVEN GIVE ASPIRIN. I THINK HE'S KIDDING. THIS A JOKE ? 1207 01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:12,455 HE GETS MAD AT ME 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE Q-TIPS. THIS IS NO DRUGSTORE. WHAT ? 1208 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:16,359 COOL. 1209 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:28,704 WHAT ? WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 1210 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,844 I'LL HAVE A... 1211 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:37,380 SHIRLEY TEMPLE WITH EXTRA "MARCIANO" CHERRIES. 1212 01:18:38,982 --> 01:18:40,383 MARASCHINO. 1213 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,052 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. MARASCHINO. 1214 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,457 WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM A MADONNA ? YOU KNOW WHAT A MADONNA IS ? 1215 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,326 NO. A SHIRLEY TEMPLE WITHOUT THE CHERRY. 1216 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,500 BRING HIM ONE OF THESE, WILL YA ? I'M PAULIE. HOW'S IT HANGIN' ? 1217 01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:02,171 OKAY. MY NAME'S JACK. ALL RIGHT. TO JACK. 1218 01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:04,440 GO AHEAD. 1219 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,478 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. TO PAULIE. 1220 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,380 YEAH. COME ON. KNOCK IT BACK, WILL YA ? 1221 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,916 HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID. I'M NO KID ! 1222 01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:15,952 ALL RIGHT. 1223 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:23,492 YOU LIKE THAT ? GETS THE BUGS OUTTA YOUR NOSE. YEAH. 1224 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:27,496 SO SHE SAYS TO ME-- SHE SAYS, "I WANT TO SPANK YOU NOW." 1225 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,266 OH, NO. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? 1226 01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:32,068 NO. SPANK ME. 1227 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:34,503 PAULIE, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY. OH, YEAH. 1228 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:38,307 OH, PAULIE WAS BAD. BAD ? OH, WOW. WHAT DID YA DO ? 1229 01:19:40,009 --> 01:19:42,345 WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS LED TO THAT, 1230 01:19:42,378 --> 01:19:45,949 AND I-I-I ENDED UP GOIN' LIMP. 1231 01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:48,117 YOU HURT YOUR LEG ? YEAH. 1232 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:52,021 I COULDN'T GET IT STARTED. AND I'M STUCK THERE IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT... 1233 01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,090 AS LIMP AS A WET NOODLE. IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ? 1234 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:58,261 HUMILIATED BEYOND BELIEF, BEYOND REPAIR. 1235 01:19:58,294 --> 01:20:03,132 WOW. EVER HAPPEN TO YOU ? LOTS. 1236 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:07,136 OH, CHRIST. OH, MAN. OH, GOD. IT IS A PITY. 1237 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:11,140 WELL, WHAT CAN I TELL YA, MAN ? 1238 01:20:11,174 --> 01:20:14,343 YOU MARRIED MAN, JACK NOT YET. 1239 01:20:14,377 --> 01:20:15,845 "NOT YET." 1240 01:20:15,879 --> 01:20:17,947 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. DON'T GIVE THAT UP. 1241 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,285 YEAH, MINE, UH, MINE THREW ME OUT... 1242 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:26,322 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY LITTLE ESCAPADES. 1243 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:29,125 SHE WANTED TO TAKE ME BACK, BUT I SAID-- I SAID NO. 1244 01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:33,396 I SAID, "NO, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE." 1245 01:20:33,429 --> 01:20:36,165 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT, ISN'T IT ? IT'S ALL ABOUT CHANGE. 1246 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,002 YEAH. 1247 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:42,005 GOD, I'LL TELL YA, 1248 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:44,340 IT IS GOD'S CRUEL TRICK, JACK. 1249 01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:48,144 FIRST YOU START LOSIN' YOUR HAIR. YEAH. 1250 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,346 THEN IT STARTS GROWIN' ON YOUR BACK. ON YOUR BACK ! YEAH. 1251 01:20:50,379 --> 01:20:53,516 LIKE THAT. OUT OF YOUR NOSE. LOOK AT THAT. 1252 01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:55,484 AND YOUR EARS. YOUR EARS, YEAH. 1253 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:57,520 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ? 1254 01:20:57,553 --> 01:21:00,556 YOUR EYEBROWS START GROWIN' ALL OUT OF WHACK. 1255 01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:03,927 NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE WALKIN' AROUND LIKE SOME BALD GORILLA. 1256 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,496 THEY CALL YOU FREAK. 1257 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:10,967 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE PUSHIN' UP THE DAISIES AT SOME DEPRESSING CEMETERY. 1258 01:21:16,973 --> 01:21:18,507 OOH ! 1259 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:23,179 WOW. NOW THERE IS A SAD STORY FOR YA. 1260 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,547 I KNOW HER. YEAH, YA DO ? 1261 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:28,051 YEAH. HUSBAND RAN OUT ON HER AND THE KIDS COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. 1262 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:29,919 KID. HAVEN'T SEEN HER... 1263 01:21:29,953 --> 01:21:31,487 SINCE, I GUESS. 1264 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:35,891 BET YOU COULD CRACK WALNUTS ON HER ASS TOO. 1265 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,072 HEY, GO FOR IT, BIG JACK. HI, BOYS. 1266 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,106 HI, D.D. 1267 01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,346 OH ! 1268 01:21:58,982 --> 01:22:02,318 PRINCIPAL POWELL ! 1269 01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:05,955 I'M SO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 1270 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:10,559 OH, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1271 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:14,230 NICE TO SEE YOU. IT'S NICE TO SEE SOMEONE I KNOW. 1272 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:20,403 OH, WELL, THAT'S A NICE THING TO SAY. HOW YOU DOING ? 1273 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:23,306 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. ME TOO. 1274 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,976 BELIEVE ME. THAT WASN'T THE FIRST MATCHBOOK I EVER PASSED OUT. 1275 01:22:30,146 --> 01:22:34,517 MMM. OOH. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. WANNA GO DANCE ? 1276 01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:37,186 OKAY. 1277 01:22:40,156 --> 01:22:40,956 OH. 1278 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:45,628 MMM, SO GALLANT. YOU MAN, YOU. 1279 01:22:45,661 --> 01:22:49,765 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1280 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:53,102 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1281 01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:56,205 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1282 01:22:56,239 --> 01:22:59,175 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE WHOA * 1283 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:04,780 *IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT * 1284 01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:07,116 I LIKE YOU. *I HELD YOU 1285 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:10,786 YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM A LOT OF THE MEN I KNOW. 1286 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:13,056 AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES YOU ? 1287 01:23:13,089 --> 01:23:18,061 MY LOUIE. HE'S A GREAT JUDGE OF CHARACTER. 1288 01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:20,663 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GETS IT FROM. 1289 01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:26,269 OF COURSE, HE HATES EVERYBODY THAT I USUALLY GO FOR. 1290 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,139 I LIKE A BURLY GUY. 1291 01:23:30,173 --> 01:23:32,108 OH, HONEY. 1292 01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,644 MMM ! 1293 01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:39,115 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU, MISTER. 1294 01:23:39,148 --> 01:23:42,685 *THE STARS WERE BRIGHT ABOVE * 1295 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:45,321 *I REMEMBER 1296 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:51,227 *I'LL HOPE AND I'LL PRAY 1297 01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:57,266 *TO KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE * 1298 01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,835 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? GOTTA GO. 1299 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,071 WHY 1300 01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,840 YOU'RE LOUIE'S MOM. I GOTTA GO. 1301 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,776 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO PERFECT, HONEY. 1302 01:24:07,810 --> 01:24:11,080 I'M LOUIE'S MOM, AND YOU'RE LOUIE'S PRINCIPAL. 1303 01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:13,482 *IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT 1304 01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:17,286 - HEY ! WATCH IT ! - HEY ! HEY ! WATCH IT ! 1305 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,787 WHOA ! YOU ! 1306 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:21,090 THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU 1307 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:24,860 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1308 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:27,296 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', MAN ? I WANT AN APOLOGY. 1309 01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:30,433 I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH. 1310 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:33,469 "SORRY." WELL, I SAID, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1311 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:35,571 GEEZ, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ? WHAT ? ARE YOU TOTALLY HYPER OR SOMETHING ? 1312 01:24:35,604 --> 01:24:37,240 TOO MUCH SUGAR ? 1313 01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:38,441 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? YOU'RE PRETTY SMART ? 1314 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:40,443 YEAH, I DO GOOD IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOCIAL STUDIES. 1315 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,479 STUDIES ? HOW'D YOU LIKE TO STUDY MY FIST ? 1316 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:46,615 HEY, HEY, HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE, ASSHOLE ! COME ON, MR. POWELL. 1317 01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:48,484 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN ? 1318 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:50,453 YOU GOTTA LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE STAND UP FOR YOU ? 1319 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,555 COME ON. JUST LET'S GO. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, MISTER ? 1320 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:56,259 YOU GOT THE "ZACKLY" DISEASE. WHAT'S THAT ? 1321 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:58,794 IT'S WHERE YOUR MOUTH SMELLS "ZACKLY" LIKE YOUR BUTT ! 1322 01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:01,130 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ? FROM LOUIS ? HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. 1323 01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:03,266 COME ON. LET'S JUST GO. AND YOU'RE A LOSER ! 1324 01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:05,268 OH, YEAH ? LOSERS SAY, "WHAT ?" WHAT ? 1325 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:08,404 LOSER ! RUBBER GLUE STICKS TO YOU ! GOT HIM ! 1326 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,340 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? THIS GUY IS VERY TOUGH. STOP WITH THIS. LET'S GO. 1327 01:25:11,374 --> 01:25:14,277 I'M A LOSER, BUT YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH ! 1328 01:25:14,310 --> 01:25:16,412 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. YOU CUSSED ! 1329 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,147 OH, YOU SAID THE "B" WORD. 1330 01:25:18,181 --> 01:25:20,616 OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. YOU REALLY ARE. 1331 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,518 TROUBLE ? 1332 01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:26,789 HERE'S SOME TROUBLE ! COME ON. COME ON, PRINCIPAL-- 1333 01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:32,661 OH, MY GOD ! ARE YOU OKAY ? YOU ALL RIGHT ? 1334 01:25:34,297 --> 01:25:35,264 YOU OKAY ? LOOK OUT ! 1335 01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:40,669 PAULIE ! HUH ? 1336 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:42,671 PAULIE ! OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1337 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:44,507 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 1338 01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:51,614 MR. POWELL, PUT YOUR FEET ON THE MARKS ON THE FLOOR. 1339 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,683 NOW LOOK UP AT THE CAMERA. HOLD THE PLAQUE CHIN HIGH. 1340 01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:58,687 NOW TURN TO YOUR RIGHT. 1341 01:26:04,393 --> 01:26:05,594 JACK POWELL. 1342 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,198 YOUR BAIL'S POSTED, PAL. 1343 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:13,336 COME ON. 1344 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:26,282 LET'S GET YOUR STUFF HERE AND YOU CAN GO. 1345 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:31,687 WE'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD, A POCKET KNIFE, 1346 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,990 SPIDER-MAN WATCH, PEZ DISPENSER. 1347 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:37,726 WHERE'S MY POG ? IT WAS THE SLAMMER. 1348 01:26:44,367 --> 01:26:49,204 IS MY MOM HERE ? OH, MR. POWELL, ARE YOU OKAY ? 1349 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,676 HEY, BUDDY BOY. TAKE CARE. 1350 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,011 THEY WERE PRETTY SHOCKED TO HEAR THEY ARRESTED THE PRINCIPAL, 1351 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,580 BUT THEY LET YOU GO. 1352 01:27:13,596 --> 01:27:15,264 SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT. 1353 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:16,899 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 1354 01:27:20,636 --> 01:27:22,305 MMM. 1355 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,475 THAT EYE IS JUST LIKE LOUIS, 1356 01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:29,278 SO YOUNG LOOKING. 1357 01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,915 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING. 1358 01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:36,952 WHAT KIND OF EYE CREAM DO YOU USE ? 1359 01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:39,288 CAN I HAVE ABOUT A QUART ? 1360 01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:46,295 WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. 1361 01:27:46,329 --> 01:27:49,565 I'M GONNA LET YOU OUT OF MY CHARIOT. 1362 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:52,835 GOTTA BE GOING. THANKS FOR TAKING ME HOME. 1363 01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:05,548 GOOD NIGHT, MR. POWELL. 1364 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:13,416 HEY, MR. WOODRUFF ! HEY, KID ! 1365 01:29:13,449 --> 01:29:15,451 HI, MR. WOODRUFF. HOW YA DOIN', FELLAS ? 1366 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,556 HOW'S THE TREE HOUSE COMIN' ? 1367 01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:22,925 LOOKS LIKE MY ROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. 1368 01:29:22,958 --> 01:29:26,395 WE'RE JUST HANGIN', TRYIN' TO CATCH JACK. 1369 01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:29,498 JACK'S STILL A LITTLE TIRED, BOYS, AND HE'S SLEEPING. 1370 01:29:29,532 --> 01:29:32,535 I'LL TELL HIM YOU CAME BY. GIVE ME SOME SKIN, BOYS. 1371 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:37,105 I'LL TAKE THIS UP TO JACK FOR YOU. 1372 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:39,374 BYE, MR. WOODRUFF. BYE, MRS. POWELL. 1373 01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:43,479 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1374 01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,083 HE'S BEEN IN HIS ROOM FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS. 1375 01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,786 MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO HIM. 1376 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:52,788 HE'S VERY CONFUSED. 1377 01:29:52,821 --> 01:29:55,891 I THINK HE'S REALIZED HOW FRAGILE HIS LIFE IS. 1378 01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:00,896 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'M NOT THE ANSWER. 1379 01:30:00,929 --> 01:30:02,931 MAYBE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1380 01:30:02,965 --> 01:30:05,100 HE CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1381 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:07,503 THAT'S WHAT STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1382 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:09,572 WE CAN'T RISK HIS HEALTH AGAIN. 1383 01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:13,442 JACK, MR. WOODRUFF'S HERE TO SEE YOU ! 1384 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:19,448 HERE, GIVE ME THIS. 1385 01:30:22,485 --> 01:30:24,152 JACK, HONEY. 1386 01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:26,722 MR. WOODRUFF'S HERE TO SEE YOU. 1387 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,446 SO, WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU ANYMORE ? 1388 01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,852 WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN STUFF I'M NEVER GONNA USE ? 1389 01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,421 THAT ISN'T WHY I'M TEACHING YOU, JACK. 1390 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:03,526 I'M TEACHING YOU SO YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING NEW, INTERESTING. 1391 01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:04,727 THAT'S ALL. 1392 01:31:05,861 --> 01:31:07,663 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 1393 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:17,706 IS HE SICK ? 1394 01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:20,175 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1395 01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:23,111 THEN WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ? YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ? 1396 01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,514 HE'S AGING. IS HE COMING BACK ? 1397 01:31:27,883 --> 01:31:31,119 I WISH HE'D COME BACK. SO DO I. 1398 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,988 YEAH, SO DO I. 1399 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,223 HEY, WE ALL DO. YEAH. YEAH. 1400 01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:49,672 WHAT'RE YOU DOING ? 1401 01:31:49,705 --> 01:31:50,973 GOING HOME. 1402 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:53,842 YOU BE BACK TOMORROW ? 1403 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:57,680 THIS IS YOURS. YOU CAN'T QUIT. 1404 01:31:57,713 --> 01:31:59,615 I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF QUITTING. 1405 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:02,217 I CONSIDER MYSELF LOSING A STUDENT. 1406 01:32:03,786 --> 01:32:07,155 DO YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE TO TEACH CHILDREN, JACK ? 1407 01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:11,193 SO I DON'T GET SO REVVED UP IN BEING AN ADULT. 1408 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:12,227 SO I CAN REMEMBER THAT... 1409 01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:17,132 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT IN LIFE. 1410 01:32:19,201 --> 01:32:21,670 LIKE RIDING A BIKE. 1411 01:32:21,704 --> 01:32:23,739 PLAYING IN A TREE HOUSE. 1412 01:32:23,772 --> 01:32:26,709 SPLASHING IN WATER WITH GOOD SHOES ON. 1413 01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:34,016 AND YOU, MY FRIEND, 1414 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:37,285 WERE MY MOST SPECIAL STUDENT. 1415 01:32:37,319 --> 01:32:42,625 AND UNTIL RECENTLY, YOU WERE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A STUDENT. 1416 01:32:42,658 --> 01:32:45,961 YOU WERE A SHOOTING STAR AMONGST ORDINARY STARS. 1417 01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:49,598 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHOOTING STAR, JACK ? 1418 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,600 NO. 1419 01:32:51,634 --> 01:32:53,736 OH, IT'S-- IT'S WONDERFUL. 1420 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:56,304 IT PASSES QUICKLY, 1421 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:59,207 BUT WHILE IT'S HERE, IT JUST LIGHTS UP THE WHOLE SKY. 1422 01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:02,711 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'D EVER WANT TO SEE. 1423 01:33:02,745 --> 01:33:06,749 SO BEAUTIFUL THAT THE OTHER STARS STOP... 1424 01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:09,484 AND WATCH. 1425 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:17,059 YOU ALMOST NEVER SEE ONE. WHY ? 1426 01:33:17,092 --> 01:33:19,594 'CAUSE THEY'RE VERY RARE, QUITE RARE. 1427 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:22,631 BUT I SAW ONE. 1428 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:26,268 I DID. 1429 01:33:33,341 --> 01:33:35,610 I JUST WANNA BE A REGULAR STAR. 1430 01:33:39,748 --> 01:33:43,686 JACK, YOU'LL NEVER BE REGULAR. 1431 01:33:44,452 --> 01:33:46,154 YOU'RE SPECTACULAR. 1432 01:33:55,731 --> 01:33:57,232 MR. WOODRUFF ? 1433 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:33,101 EUREKA. 1434 01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:39,742 YO, MRS. POWELL ! 1435 01:34:40,776 --> 01:34:41,944 HEY, MRS. POWELL ! 1436 01:34:43,746 --> 01:34:45,714 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1437 01:34:45,748 --> 01:34:47,082 JACK'S MOTHER ! 1438 01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,852 MRS. POWELL ! 1439 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,898 HEY, CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1440 01:35:02,931 --> 01:35:06,835 I'M SORRY, LOUIS. HE CAN'T. 1441 01:35:06,869 --> 01:35:09,738 BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS ? 1442 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:15,110 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1443 01:35:18,113 --> 01:35:19,247 MRS. POWELL ! 1444 01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:20,749 MRS. POWELL ! 1445 01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:26,488 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1446 01:35:28,957 --> 01:35:30,225 HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1447 01:35:46,108 --> 01:35:48,543 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1448 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:50,813 JACK'S MOTHER ! 1449 01:35:52,815 --> 01:35:55,483 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER. 1450 01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:58,053 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1451 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,555 GIRLS, I'M SORRY. HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1452 01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:03,158 CAN WE AT LEAST SEE HIM, SO WE'LL KNOW THAT HE'S ALIVE ? 1453 01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:12,167 I TOLD YOU. 1454 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:13,902 NO, I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. 1455 01:36:13,936 --> 01:36:16,238 I SAID SHE WASN'T GOING TO LET US IN. 1456 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,173 NO, YOU SAID, "YES, SHE IS, LET'S GO." 1457 01:36:18,206 --> 01:36:20,408 AND I SAID, "NO, HE FEELS TOO BAD." 1458 01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,510 I SAID THAT WE SHOULD NOT GO. 1459 01:36:22,544 --> 01:36:24,579 - YOU SAID-- - I TOLD YOU. 1460 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:27,115 OF COURSE, AS ALWAYS, YOU SAY THAT-- 1461 01:36:31,219 --> 01:36:34,089 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! I KNOW, I KNOW. 1462 01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:35,991 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1463 01:36:36,024 --> 01:36:38,160 YEAH, CAN HE COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1464 01:36:38,193 --> 01:36:40,195 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GO AWAY, ARE YOU ? 1465 01:36:40,228 --> 01:36:42,898 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! I KNOW I'M JACK'S MOTHER. 1466 01:36:42,931 --> 01:36:46,935 YO, JACK ! COME ON OUT, MAN ! YEAH, COME ON OUT ! 1467 01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:49,938 KIDS, I'M SORRY. I KNOW HE MISSES YOU, 1468 01:36:49,972 --> 01:36:52,540 BUT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT TODAY ! 1469 01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:54,076 HEY, GUYS. 1470 01:36:54,109 --> 01:36:55,844 TRY AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP, VICTOR ? 1471 01:36:57,345 --> 01:36:59,181 MARIO, ERIC. 1472 01:37:04,019 --> 01:37:05,988 HEY, JACK, COME OUT AND PLAY ! 1473 01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:13,161 COME ON, JACK. COME ON AND HANG OUT. 1474 01:37:13,195 --> 01:37:15,163 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US ? 1475 01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:19,534 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 1476 01:37:19,567 --> 01:37:22,304 COME ON, JACK. WE NEVER SEE YOU. 1477 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,872 I MISS YOU ON THE COURT, JACK. 1478 01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:35,517 SHOO ! GO AWAY ! 1479 01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:47,129 GO ON, EVERYONE ! 1480 01:37:52,634 --> 01:37:55,370 CAN JACK COME OUT TO PLAY ? 1481 01:38:54,362 --> 01:38:55,964 [ Crunching Cereal ] 1482 01:39:07,509 --> 01:39:08,977 MOM, DAD ? 1483 01:39:10,378 --> 01:39:12,147 I'M GOING TO SCHOOL. 1484 01:39:16,651 --> 01:39:18,987 MOM, PLEASE SAY IT'S OKAY. 1485 01:39:22,124 --> 01:39:24,026 WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY UP. 1486 01:39:24,059 --> 01:39:25,560 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 1487 01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:29,998 THANKS. WAIT. 1488 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:33,635 UH-- A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1489 01:39:33,668 --> 01:39:35,203 OKAY. UH, PRINCIPAL McGEE, PLEASE. 1490 01:39:35,237 --> 01:39:37,039 GOTTA TURN IN MY ASSIGNMENT. 1491 01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:40,442 "WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA PUT ON ABOUT 250 POUNDS... 1492 01:39:40,475 --> 01:39:44,212 "AND BE A RAPPER LIKE HEAVY D, EXCEPT HEAVY E. 1493 01:39:44,246 --> 01:39:49,051 I WANNA GO TO CHINA AND FILM A MUSIC VIDEO CALLED 'CHUBBY.'" 1494 01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:51,019 [ Blowing, Spitting, Grunting ] 1495 01:39:54,822 --> 01:39:57,659 "THEN I MIGHT WANT TO BE A PART-TIME BOXER, 1496 01:39:57,692 --> 01:40:00,362 OR MAYBE A KICKBOXER, SO I CAN KICK SOME BUTT." 1497 01:40:01,229 --> 01:40:02,397 LOUIS. 1498 01:40:07,669 --> 01:40:12,040 "I WANNA BE JUST LIKE MY BEST FRIEND WHEN I GROW UP. 1499 01:40:12,074 --> 01:40:14,676 "HE'S ONLY TEN, BUT HE LOOKS MUCH OLDER. 1500 01:40:16,844 --> 01:40:20,515 "HE'S LIKE THE PERFECT GROWNUP, BECAUSE ON THE INSIDE, 1501 01:40:20,548 --> 01:40:22,450 "HE'S STILL JUST A KID. 1502 01:40:24,086 --> 01:40:28,190 "HE'S NOT AFRAID TO LEARN THINGS OR TRY THINGS... 1503 01:40:29,757 --> 01:40:33,828 "OR TO MEET NEW PEOPLE THE WAY MOST GROWNUPS ARE. 1504 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:37,265 "IT'S LIKE HE'S LOOKING AT EVERYTHING FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1505 01:40:37,299 --> 01:40:39,167 "BECAUSE HE IS. 1506 01:40:39,201 --> 01:40:42,504 "AND MOST GROWNUPS AREN'T LIKE THAT. 1507 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:47,342 "MOST GROWNUPS JUST WANNA GO TO WORK AND MAKE MONEY... 1508 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:49,577 "AND SHOW OFF FOR THE NEIGHBORS. 1509 01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:54,216 "AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, HE KNOWS HOW TO BE A GREAT FRIEND, 1510 01:40:54,249 --> 01:40:57,085 MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ADULTS." IT'S JACK. 1511 01:40:57,119 --> 01:41:00,122 JACK'S BACK ! IT'S JACK ! 1512 01:41:00,155 --> 01:41:01,223 COME IN, JACK. 1513 01:41:01,256 --> 01:41:04,392 JACK, IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 1514 01:41:04,426 --> 01:41:07,129 SORRY I'M LATE. THAT'S OKAY. 1515 01:41:07,162 --> 01:41:08,230 HI, JACK. HI. LOUIE. 1516 01:41:08,263 --> 01:41:11,099 YOUR SEAT'S WAITING FOR YOU. 1517 01:41:11,133 --> 01:41:12,734 WE WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF LOUIS' ESSAY. 1518 01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:15,703 HEY, JACK. HEY, BUDDY. 1519 01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:17,439 WELCOME BACK, JACK. 1520 01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:28,783 LOUIS, YOU MAY CONTINUE. 1521 01:41:28,816 --> 01:41:33,721 "AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, HE KNOWS HOW TO BE A GREAT FRIEND, 1522 01:41:33,755 --> 01:41:37,759 "MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ADULTS. 1523 01:41:37,792 --> 01:41:41,263 "SO, I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP, 1524 01:41:41,296 --> 01:41:44,166 "AND RIGHT NOW I REALLY DON'T CARE, 1525 01:41:44,199 --> 01:41:46,201 "BUT I DO KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE LIKE. 1526 01:41:47,835 --> 01:41:50,205 "I WANT TO BE LIKE THE GIANT, 1527 01:41:51,773 --> 01:41:54,176 "THE BIG GUY, 1528 01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:57,512 MY BEST FRIEND, JACK." 1529 01:42:01,216 --> 01:42:02,917 THANK YOU. 1530 01:42:09,724 --> 01:42:12,194 THANK YOU, LOUIS. 1531 01:42:12,227 --> 01:42:13,295 THAT WAS WONDERFUL, LOUIS. 1532 01:42:16,831 --> 01:42:18,400 YEAH, LOUIS, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 1533 01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:24,406 OKAY, CLASS, LET'S BEGIN OUR LESSON TODAY. 1534 01:42:28,310 --> 01:42:30,278 TURN TO PAGE 173. 1535 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:35,650 ARE YOU OKAY, JACK ? 1536 01:42:38,586 --> 01:42:41,723 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, THAT'S ENOUGH. COME ON, SETTLE DOWN. 1537 01:42:49,231 --> 01:42:51,233 THANK YOU. OH, LOUIS, LOUIS. 1538 01:42:51,266 --> 01:42:53,635 COME HERE, SWEETIE. LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU. 1539 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:56,338 WAIT, COME HERE. LOUIE, COME ON. LOUIE, LOUIE. 1540 01:42:56,371 --> 01:42:59,241 SMILE. I'M STILL PAYIN' FOR THE DAMNED ORTHODONTIST. 1541 01:42:59,274 --> 01:43:01,243 OKAY, TAKE A PICTURE. COME CLOSER. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1542 01:43:01,276 --> 01:43:04,646 OKAY, HERE, LOUIE, SWEETIE. ON THREE. RIGHT THERE. 1543 01:43:04,679 --> 01:43:08,383 OOH ! OOH, EDDIE. OH, MY GOD ! 1544 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:09,116 ARE YOU OKAY ? I'M FINE. 1545 01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:11,686 ARE YOU SURE ? YEAH, I'M SURE. 1546 01:43:11,719 --> 01:43:14,356 JOHN-JOHN ! GEORGE, WHAT'S UP, FELLAS ? 1547 01:43:14,389 --> 01:43:17,592 GRADUATION, GRADUATION ! HEY, EDDIE, WHAT'S UP ? 1548 01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:19,561 LET'S GO. WE'LL NEVER FIND EVERYBODY. 1549 01:43:19,594 --> 01:43:22,230 YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SIT BY JOHNNY. NO, I DON'T. 1550 01:43:22,264 --> 01:43:24,366 STOP ! YOU STOP. 1551 01:43:24,399 --> 01:43:25,667 PLEASE ! PLEASE YOURSELF. 1552 01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:27,201 OKAY, I WILL. DO THAT. 1553 01:43:32,874 --> 01:43:34,742 I'LL TAKE HER, BRIAN. 1554 01:43:34,776 --> 01:43:35,943 OH. 1555 01:43:35,977 --> 01:43:38,212 * 1556 01:44:17,385 --> 01:44:19,721 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY HONOR TO INTRODUCE... 1557 01:44:19,754 --> 01:44:23,491 THIS YEAR'S VALEDICTORIAN, JACK CHARLES POWELL. 1558 01:44:49,617 --> 01:44:51,453 THANK YOU, ARISTOTLE. 1559 01:44:56,491 --> 01:44:57,459 SORRY. 1560 01:45:00,962 --> 01:45:02,029 OH-- 1561 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,337 YO, JACK ! GO GET 'EM ! 1562 01:45:12,039 --> 01:45:15,042 I GOT IT, ERIC. I'M COOL. 1563 01:45:15,076 --> 01:45:18,446 MY SPEECH. 1564 01:45:21,549 --> 01:45:25,487 I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH TIME THESE DAYS, SO I'LL MAKE IT QUICK, 1565 01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:27,555 LIKE MY LIFE. 1566 01:45:31,058 --> 01:45:35,630 YOU KNOW, AS WE COME TO THE END OF THIS PHASE OF OUR LIFE, 1567 01:45:35,663 --> 01:45:39,601 WE FIND OURSELVES TRYING TO REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES... 1568 01:45:40,735 --> 01:45:42,870 AND TRYING TO FORGET THE BAD TIMES. 1569 01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:47,442 AND WE FIND OURSELVES THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE... 1570 01:45:48,576 --> 01:45:50,445 AND START TO WORRY... 1571 01:45:50,478 --> 01:45:52,580 THINKING, "WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? 1572 01:45:54,015 --> 01:45:56,451 WHERE AM I GONNA BE IN TEN YEARS ?" 1573 01:45:59,454 --> 01:46:01,155 BUT I SAY TO YOU, 1574 01:46:01,188 --> 01:46:03,758 "HEY, LOOK AT ME." 1575 01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:08,095 PLEASE, DON'T WORRY SO MUCH. 1576 01:46:09,597 --> 01:46:10,432 'CAUSE IN THE END, 1577 01:46:10,465 --> 01:46:13,367 NONE OF US HAVE VERY LONG ON THIS EARTH. 1578 01:46:15,937 --> 01:46:17,572 LIFE IS FLEETING. 1579 01:46:21,809 --> 01:46:24,045 AND IF YOU'RE EVER DISTRESSED, 1580 01:46:27,081 --> 01:46:30,585 CAST YOUR EYES TO THE SUMMER SKY. 1581 01:46:30,618 --> 01:46:34,956 WHEN THE STARS ARE STRUNG ACROSS THE VELVETY NIGHT, 1582 01:46:34,989 --> 01:46:37,725 AND WHEN A SHOOTING STAR STREAKS THROUGH THE BLACKNESS... 1583 01:46:37,759 --> 01:46:40,595 TURNING NIGHT INTO DAY... 1584 01:46:43,498 --> 01:46:44,899 MAKE A WISH, 1585 01:46:46,634 --> 01:46:48,436 AND THINK OF ME. 1586 01:46:51,238 --> 01:46:54,609 AND MAKE YOUR LIFE SPECTACULAR. 1587 01:46:58,613 --> 01:46:59,847 I KNOW I DID. 1588 01:47:05,620 --> 01:47:06,588 I MADE IT, MOM. 1589 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:10,558 I'M A GROWNUP. 1590 01:47:13,628 --> 01:47:14,762 THANK YOU. 1591 01:47:34,682 --> 01:47:37,151 COME ON, JACKIE ! LET'S GO ! 1592 01:47:37,184 --> 01:47:39,487 MOM, IT'S THE GUYS. I GOTTA GO. 1593 01:47:39,521 --> 01:47:41,255 SEE YA. NOT TOO LATE. 1594 01:47:41,288 --> 01:47:43,591 YEAH, NEXT TUESDAY. 1595 01:47:43,625 --> 01:47:44,959 LET'S GO ! 1596 01:47:44,992 --> 01:47:48,496 OH, WHOA ! HOW SWEET IT IS ! MOM ! 1597 01:47:50,865 --> 01:47:52,967 HEY, GUY, LET'S GO. LET'S GO ! 1598 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:55,803 COME ON. YEAH. 1599 01:47:55,837 --> 01:47:57,839 ALL RIGHT ? ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 1600 01:48:00,141 --> 01:48:01,509 SEE YOU, MOM ! 1601 01:48:02,810 --> 01:48:04,779 YEAH, LET'S GO. SEE YOU. 1602 01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:06,213 OUT OF HERE. WE MADE IT. 1603 01:48:09,651 --> 01:48:13,154 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1604 01:48:13,187 --> 01:48:16,724 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1605 01:48:16,758 --> 01:48:19,561 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN * 1606 01:48:19,594 --> 01:48:22,664 *THERE'S A ROAD 1607 01:48:22,697 --> 01:48:25,266 *LONG AND WINDIN' 1608 01:48:26,267 --> 01:48:28,570 *THE LIGHTS ARE BLINDIN' 1609 01:48:30,004 --> 01:48:32,540 *BUT IT GETS THERE 1610 01:48:33,741 --> 01:48:35,176 *DON'T GIVE UP 1611 01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:38,746 *DON'T LOOK BACK 1612 01:48:40,181 --> 01:48:42,249 *THERE'S A SILVER LININ' 1613 01:48:43,951 --> 01:48:46,554 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 1614 01:48:48,623 --> 01:48:51,893 *EVERYBODY WANTS A MESSAGE 1615 01:48:51,926 --> 01:48:55,663 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND 1616 01:48:55,697 --> 01:49:02,236 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR ON WHICH WE CAN DEPEND * 1617 01:49:02,269 --> 01:49:05,239 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1618 01:49:05,272 --> 01:49:10,077 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1619 01:49:10,111 --> 01:49:12,714 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1620 01:49:12,747 --> 01:49:14,248 *FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR * 1621 01:49:14,281 --> 01:49:16,050 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1622 01:49:16,083 --> 01:49:18,319 *THERE'LL BE TIMES 1623 01:49:19,153 --> 01:49:21,756 *IN YOUR LIFE 1624 01:49:23,124 --> 01:49:24,358 *YEAH 1625 01:49:24,391 --> 01:49:27,762 *WHEN YOU'LL BE DANCIN' AND SHIT * 1626 01:49:27,795 --> 01:49:30,197 *BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' IT 1627 01:49:30,231 --> 01:49:33,267 *DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED 1628 01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:36,237 *NO, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH 1629 01:49:37,772 --> 01:49:41,075 *'CAUSE IF WHAT YOU HAVE IS ALL YOU CAN GET * 1630 01:49:41,108 --> 01:49:44,812 *JUST KEEP ON TRYIN' IT JUST AIN'T HAPPENED YET * 1631 01:49:44,846 --> 01:49:47,782 *EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A WINNER * 1632 01:49:48,650 --> 01:49:52,153 *EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM 1633 01:49:52,186 --> 01:49:55,657 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR 1634 01:49:55,690 --> 01:49:58,793 *WHEN THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM * 1635 01:49:58,826 --> 01:50:01,896 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1636 01:50:01,929 --> 01:50:06,768 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1637 01:50:06,801 --> 01:50:08,736 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1638 01:50:08,770 --> 01:50:10,738 *THAT'LL GET WHERE YOU'RE HEADIN' FOR * 1639 01:50:10,772 --> 01:50:13,240 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1640 01:50:13,274 --> 01:50:14,676 *OH, YEAH 1641 01:50:26,287 --> 01:50:27,789 *OOH 1642 01:50:27,822 --> 01:50:31,125 *EVERYBODY WANTS SOME KINDNESS * 1643 01:50:31,158 --> 01:50:34,862 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A BREAK * 1644 01:50:34,896 --> 01:50:41,268 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR WHEN THINGS GET HARD TO TAKE * 1645 01:50:41,302 --> 01:50:44,438 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1646 01:50:44,471 --> 01:50:48,843 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1647 01:50:48,876 --> 01:50:51,713 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1648 01:50:51,746 --> 01:50:54,816 *YEAH, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1649 01:50:54,849 --> 01:50:59,687 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1650 01:50:59,721 --> 01:51:03,024 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1651 01:51:03,057 --> 01:51:05,459 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1652 01:51:05,492 --> 01:51:06,660 *GONNA FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR * 1653 01:51:06,694 --> 01:51:08,963 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1654 01:51:08,996 --> 01:51:11,198 *JUST DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED * 1655 01:51:11,232 --> 01:51:13,868 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN * *NO, DON'T 1656 01:51:13,901 --> 01:51:16,704 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1657 01:51:16,738 --> 01:51:19,373 *HEY *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1658 01:51:19,406 --> 01:51:20,574 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, BABY * 1659 01:51:20,607 --> 01:51:24,712 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1660 01:51:24,746 --> 01:51:28,049 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1661 01:51:28,082 --> 01:51:31,786 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1662 01:51:31,819 --> 01:51:33,721 * 1663 01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:51,205 * 1664 01:52:21,402 --> 01:52:23,237 * 1665 01:52:57,471 --> 01:53:00,207 CAN JACK COME OUT TO PLAY ?