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Hi. I'm Grover Beindorf.

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I'm 14 years old.

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GROVER:
I live in Defiance, Ohio,

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which is somewhere between
Toledo and Hicksville.

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It's a nice town,
but pretty average, I guess.

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To tell you the truth,
that's how I was, too,

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that is, until last April,
when everything happened.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Now, if you're going
to blame someone,

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you should blame me.

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But things just didn't
happen like they were
supposed to.

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It's like everything
snowballed on me.

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I'm getting
ahead of my story.

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Let's start at the beginning,
when Mom and Dad got married.

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(LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
PLAYING)

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* Love

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* Love will
keep us together

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* Think of me babe
whenever

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* Some sweet talking
girl comes along

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* Singing a song

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* Don't mess around,
you just got to be strong

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* Just stop

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* 'Cause
I really love you

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* Stop

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* I'll be thinking of you

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* Look in my heart
and let love

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* Keep us together

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* You

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* You belong to me now

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* Ain't gonna
set you free now

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* When those girls
start hanging around

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* Talking me down

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* Hear with your heart
and you won't hear a sound

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* Just stop

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* 'Cause I really love you

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* Stop

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* I'll be thinking of you

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* Look in my heart
and let love

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* Keep us together

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* Whatever

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* I will, I will,
I will, I will

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* You better stop

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* 'Cause I really
love you

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* Stop

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* I'll be thinking of you

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* Look in my heart
and let love

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* Keep us together

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* Whatever

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* I will, I will,
I will, I will *

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So. Uh...

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What did you think?

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It's excellent.

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Except the song.

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Stacy, it's their song.

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I still think it sucks.

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Jeez, Groves, your parents
have been married 18 years?

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That's got to be
some kind of record.

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Teddy, Jimmy,
you're going to
be late for school.

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Don't think it's gonna work.
Yeah, it will.

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Hi, Louise.
Hi, kids.

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Hi, Mrs. Finley.

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Will you get dressed?

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You can't make us.

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Yeah,
you're not our real mom.

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(WHOOSHING)

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JIMMY: Bull's-eye!
TEDDY: Awesome!

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That's how I know
there's a God.

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VICTOR: Louise!

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I'm coming!

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Would you just get
the bomb squad dressed?

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(ALL CHATTERING)

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Shut up!

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VICTOR: I don't owe you
any more alimony!

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What are you talking about?

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Louise!
Coming!

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Don't look!

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What?

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Cosmo.

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Shut up!

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What do you mean,
child support?

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Why would I owe you
child support?

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I've got the kids!

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Wife Number two.

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Thanks.

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GROVER: Come on, Stacy,
hurry up!

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STACY: Wait up.

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GROVER: Morning!

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Not bad, huh?

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How's it going?
Okay.

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GROVER: Coming up on the rear.
STACY: No fair.

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Passing on the right.
Wait up!

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By a nose!

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No fair, you're cheating!

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Come on, Stace!

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Anybody home?

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JANET: We're in here.

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(WHISPERING)

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JANET: Here, Fuzzy.

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GROVER: Morning.
STACY: Morning.

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JANET:
Where did you go so early?
To Matt's.

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Did you get our note?

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JANET: Yes, thank you.

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You are the note queen.

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JANET: Yes, I am,
and here's another one.

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Today's my
Thursday staff meeting.

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I'm going to be late.

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There's lasagna
in the freezer.

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Put it in at 5:00
at 350, no higher.

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BOTH: At 350, no higher.

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JANET: Smarty,
I'll be home to take it out.

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NED: So,
why were you at Matt's?

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He was just helping
us with something.

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What?

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Happy anniversary!

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Happy anniversary.

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Unwrap it.

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It's for both of you.
Do it together.

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GROVER: We call it
"The Best of the Beindorfs."

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STACY: The best part's
when I'm born.

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Did I say something wrong?

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No, honey,
why don't we watch it later,
after work...

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Listen, kids,

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Daddy and I have something
we need to talk to you about.

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Janet.

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Here you go.

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MATT: It's Mystery Meat Day.

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Grover Beindorf
just can't get enough.

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Say something, Grove.

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Turn it off, Matt.

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MATT: Oh, baby,
come to Papa.

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WOMAN: Next.

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BROOKE: I'm paying for both.

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You're a quarter short.

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It's all I've got.

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Move out of the line,
and put something back.

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Here.

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Oh, thanks.

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Come on, let's go.

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MATT: Go sit with her.

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I can't breathe.

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Why not? You just loaned
Brooke Figler lunch.

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She's got to be nice to you.

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She doesn't know...

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Man.
Nasty.

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I'm sorry.

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Where are you going, Finley?

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Just chill, man.

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What did you say, Barndoor?

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I didn't hear you.

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I said, "I'm sorry."

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Good. Now tell me
that you're a skinny,
ugly little wussy.

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BOY: Go, T.J.

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I'm a skinny,
ugly little wussy.

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No shit.

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Looks good on you, Beindorf.

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(GROANS)

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Later.

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(BELL RINGING)

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BOY 1: Way to go, Beindorf!

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BOY 2: You geek!

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BOY 3: Loser!

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Remember when Krupp
pulled down your gym shorts?

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Or when he flunked
sixth grade and said

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he was gonna beat
up all fifth graders

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but he only beat up you?

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Or in fourth
grade when he smeared
dog crap all over your back

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and called you "Turd Boy"...

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Matt, shut up, okay?

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I'm sorry.

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My parents are
getting separated.

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Really?

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Groves, I'm sorry.
Did they say why?

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Not really.

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I don't mean to scare you,
but that's usually
a bad sign.

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It means there's a lot wrong.

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MATT: Who's moving out,
your mom or dad?

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My dad.

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Also bad.

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If your mom's moving out,
it's usually just temporary.

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Check out his suitcases.

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If most of them are packed,
you're really in trouble.

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What do you mean?

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Divorce.

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No. They're not
getting a divorce.

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They said it was
only a separation.

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Divorce isn't even
up for consideration.

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Groves,
I hate to break it to you,

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but that's what
they always say.

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First it's separation,
then it's divorce.

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If I were you,

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I'd lock them in a closet
until they worked
everything out.

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But look on the bright side.

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From now on,
you get twice the gifts

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on your birthday
and Christmas.

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(MATT LAUGHING)

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I'm kidding.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Hey.

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Hi.

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How's it going?

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Bad.

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Same here.

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What can we do about it?

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I don't know.

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(MEOWING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Have you been down
in the basement again?

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I think there's
mice down there.

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Come on.

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GROVER: Watch your step.

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JANET: Stacy,
I can't see, honey.
One, two, three!

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BOTH: Surprise!

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NED: Wow.

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Oh, my.

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GROVER: Do you like it?

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What's all this?

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Your anniversary party.

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NED: When did you kids
do all this?

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STACY: When we got
home from school.

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GROVER: What do you think?

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Grover!

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Honey, you know
the rules about this.

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You're not
supposed to touch it.

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It's only for
a very special occasion.

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You guys are
getting separated.

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What could be more
special than that?

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NED: Good cake.

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Thanks.
Thanks.

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And you've made the basement
look very festive.

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We wanted to remind you
of your honeymoon in Hawaii.

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There's the lanai
you stayed in.

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I made it.

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And, uh, Dad,
we even found
your old ukulele.

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Oh, my God,
where did you find this?

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It was stuck
behind the workbench.

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Why don't you play something?

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Yeah.

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Uh, no, that's
probably not a good idea.

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Listen, kids,
I'm not sure you understood.

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We did.

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You guys are
getting separated.

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What we don't
understand is why.

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Grover...

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Are you two having affairs?

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BOTH: No.

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Oh, no. Kids...

247
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It's like we said
this morning,

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Daddy and I are
just having some

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difficulties,
and we feel like

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we need some time apart.
That's all.

251
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Maybe you should
get counseling.

252
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No, honey, actually,
we don't need counseling.

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The truth is,
no one ever really
needs counseling.

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We just need time apart
from each other.

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No, you don't.
Grover.

256
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You guys spend
enough time apart.

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Maybe you need
some time together.

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(SIGHING)
That's enough, son.

259
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You guys used to
get along just fine.

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I remember when you couldn't
keep your hands
off each other.

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Grover,
let's just stop this, okay?

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Ned, don't yell at him.

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I'm not yelling,
I'm trying to get
some control here.

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You don't get control
by yelling at people.

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00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,243
I'm sorry,
is there a list of ways

266
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,878
to get control that
you've made for us?

267
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,846
Things I'm doing, not doing,
should've done?

268
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,781
Not doing?
Yes.

269
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,850
Okay,
the Beindorf family room.

270
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,285
What about it?

271
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,754
Well, supposed to have
an entertainment area,

272
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,557
and a room for pool
and maybe an extra bedroom.

273
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,393
It's been 14 years,
you haven't
finished the bathroom.

274
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,696
I've been working
14 years, Janet,
trying to afford the house.

275
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,165
And what's my job?

276
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,067
Is it a hobby?

277
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,373
Excuse me, kids.
Great job on the party.

278
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,144
Wait. Dad, you can't leave.

279
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,278
I mean, um,

280
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,181
the party's not over.

281
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,483
Yeah, um,
you've got to watch the tape.

282
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,353
You promised you'd watch it.
Come on.

283
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,322
It's really not very long.

284
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,959
Plus, we have
one more surprise.

285
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,994
JANET: Oh, Grover.

286
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,828
Please take the champagne
back upstairs

287
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,464
and put it back
where you found it.

288
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,999
Thank you.

289
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,468
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

290
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,569
Label out.

291
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,981
What has gotten
into these kids?

292
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,715
Why did you argue
in front of the children?

293
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,651
One thing the book said is,
"Don't argue in
front of the children."

294
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,988
Did it also mention
that I would
always be at fault?

295
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,922
(SHUSHING)
What?

296
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,391
Keep your voice down.

297
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,893
I think they know
there's something
wrong here, Janet.

298
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,096
(THUDDING)
Can't you just be quiet?

299
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,530
What is that?
I don't know.

300
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,898
Grover,
what are you doing up there?

301
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,100
GROVER: I'm nailing
the door shut.

302
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,567
There you go,
he's nailing the door shut.

303
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,935
It drives me...

304
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,404
BOTH: What?

305
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,172
You guys are gonna stay
down there a while.

306
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,245
He's really doing it.

307
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,613
He's nailing the door shut.

308
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,381
Grover, stop it right now.

309
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,750
What you're doing is
very bad for the wood.

310
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,386
We'll pay for the wood.

311
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,023
We'll be back in the morning
and see if you
worked anything out.

312
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,267
They got my tools.

313
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,202
And the phone's gone, too.

314
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,604
Oh, my God!

315
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,407
Boarded up the windows?

316
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,777
We boarded them up
and put cement in the basins.

317
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,014
I used the cement
that's been sitting in
the garage for three years.

318
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,316
And if you yell for help,
no one will hear you.

319
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,552
Besides,
the Bagleys are on vacation.

320
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,688
You two are in
very serious trouble!
Do you hear me?

321
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,457
Very serious trouble!

322
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492
As a matter of fact,
starting now,
you're both grounded.

323
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,294
No offense, guys,

324
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,097
but I think you are.

325
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,366
Grover! Stacy!

326
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,168
Good night.

327
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,578
BOTH: Grover!

328
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,846
Will they be ready
by tomorrow morning?

329
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,648
I don't know, I hope so.

330
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,350
What do you think
they're going to do tonight?

331
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,119
Try to escape.

332
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,528
Morning.

333
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,799
Morning.

334
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,836
Morning.

335
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:50,737
Good morning.

336
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,573
You guys ready to come out?

337
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,007
JANET: Yes, honey.

338
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,076
We talked through
most of our problems
last night

339
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,278
and we think
we've solved them.

340
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,580
Yes, all of them, in fact.

341
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,914
This was a good idea.

342
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,117
Yes, we're fine.
Really, we're fine now.

343
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,287
Dad, is that true?

344
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,122
Yeah,
I can't believe it, but...

345
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,523
It worked.

346
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,058
Yeah, you should see us.
Really?

347
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,493
NED: Yes.

348
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,628
Swear to God?
JANET: Swear to God.

349
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,630
Come on, we're fine now.
We're really happy.

350
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,599
NED: You should see us.

351
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,435
So, um,
what did you guys talk about?

352
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,338
Uh, everything.
What didn't we talk about?

353
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,274
I need to be
home more often.

354
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,442
JANET: And I need to be
less controlling

355
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,910
and organized.

356
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,580
NED: And critical,
and I need to finish
things that I start.

357
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,216
I'm actually
not very critical.
You're critical.

358
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,518
Of the two of us, I'd say...
No, you're critical.

359
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,353
When am I critical?
You hate my hair.

360
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,389
I love the claw.
I just can't touch it.

361
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,656
NED: Doesn't make me critical.

362
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,024
JANET: It's not nice of you

363
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,527
to criticize the one thing
that I'm very
sensitive about.

364
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,463
NED: No. Wait!
Stop! What are you doing?

365
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,732
You guys lied.
You're not better at all.

366
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,269
Grover, let Mommy and...

367
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,707
(NED GRUNTING)

368
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,442
Come on!

369
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,544
Let us out, damn it!

370
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:05,878
I got it!

371
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,047
This is not funny!

372
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,282
Wait! What about this?

373
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,651
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on!

374
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,996
Why did you argue?

375
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,097
Why did you have to
say I was critical?

376
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,299
Because you are.

377
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,767
Grover, are you on drugs?

378
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,504
Yeah, I'm on heroin,
and Stacy's on crack.

379
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,206
Happy now?

380
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,507
Oh, he's kidding.

381
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,310
You'd better be joking!

382
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,979
Do you hear me?
Gregory Alan Beindorf,
do you hear me?

383
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,714
What is wrong with you?

384
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,251
You guys are splitting up,
that's what's wrong with me.

385
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,588
Now get down there,
and start
solving your problems.

386
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,694
Not critical?

387
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,631
Hi, Mr. Mitchell?

388
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,500
Um, yeah, okay.

389
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,369
Um, my dad can't
come to work today.

390
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,970
He's barfing up
all over the place.

391
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,505
(GAGGING)

392
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,941
Okay. Thanks.

393
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,844
GROVER: Breakfast. Lunch.

394
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,855
Hurry up.

395
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,557
You can't tell
any of your friends
at school.

396
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,892
I won't.

397
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,427
ROCCO: Hey, you Beindorfs.

398
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,364
Where are your folks?

399
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,165
They're late for work.

400
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,668
Good morning, Chief Rocco.

401
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,537
They got the bug
that's going around.

402
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,473
I didn't know there was one.

403
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,975
Uh, yeah, it's really bad.

404
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,878
Especially for old people.

405
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,383
(BARKING)

406
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,452
What?

407
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,853
Shut up.

408
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,422
(BELL RINGING)

409
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,789
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

410
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,525
MATT: Grover.

411
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,663
Grover.

412
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,268
What's wrong?

413
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,404
Nothing.

414
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,940
Yeah, there is.
You've been acting
weird all day.

415
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,375
Listen,
if you're still freaked

416
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,509
about your parents,
you can tell me.

417
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,177
I've been through it.

418
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,879
Not through this.

419
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,515
What do you mean?

420
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,288
Promise not to tell.

421
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,823
Of course.

422
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,659
Okay.

423
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,494
Do you remember yesterday
when you said

424
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,629
that I should lock my parents
in a closet?

425
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,064
Yeah.

426
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,367
Well, I did,

427
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,236
but not in the closet.

428
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,272
I locked them
in the basement.

429
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,476
But I didn't
really lock them in.

430
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,378
I nailed the door shut.

431
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,413
And I told them
I wasn't gonna let them out

432
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,014
until they talked out
their problems.

433
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,616
You're kidding, right?

434
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,950
No.

435
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,620
Yeah, you are.
You're yanking my chain.

436
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,424
Matt, Matt, I swear. I swear.

437
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,428
It's like
something came over me.

438
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,564
I had to do it.

439
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,466
Where are they now?

440
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,101
They're still down there.

441
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,405
You kidnapped your parents?

442
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,572
(TOILET FLUSHING)

443
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,811
I am impressed, Barndoor.

444
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,749
Who would have thought
that a wussy like you

445
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,984
could pull off
something like that?

446
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,396
Please,
tell me you're kidding.

447
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,533
NED: Come on, faster, faster.

448
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,939
GROVER: Anybody home?

449
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,408
NED: What is it?
One of them?
Wait, wait, wait.

450
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,376
Got it.
Give it here.

451
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,778
Oh, please.

452
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,180
JANET: Who's out there?

453
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,082
NED: I don't know.
Let me see.

454
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,485
Give me whatever it is
you're using to do that.

455
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,719
Come in here
and get it, son.

456
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,455
Hi, Mr. Beindorf.

457
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,956
JANET: Move!

458
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,257
Hi, Matt.

459
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,825
Hi, Mrs. Beindorf.
How are you?

460
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,761
NED: How do you think
we are, Matty-boy?

461
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,463
JANET: Don't yell at him.
He could help us.

462
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,097
Maybe I should ask
if he likes cake.

463
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,098
Do you like cake, Matt, huh?

464
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,435
NED: No.
JANET: No, that's mine!

465
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,936
I'm trying to get
their attention.

466
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,404
I'm in the Twilight Zone.

467
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,139
(TIRES SCREECHING)

468
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,044
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)

469
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,261
JANET: Matt.

470
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,163
You know you were
always my favorite
of Grover's friends.

471
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,599
(PHONE RINGING)

472
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,366
I don't know
where he got
this stupid idea,

473
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,435
but do you think
you could talk him out of it?

474
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,970
GROVER: What do you want?
JANET: Thank you.

475
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,806
NED: Phone.
Somebody's on the phone!

476
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,641
No, she's not here right now.

477
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,744
Ralph Doyle? Got it.

478
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,680
Hello! We're locked
in the basement! Help!

479
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,850
The noise?
Yeah, it's the TV.

480
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:11,951
Bye.

481
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:16,022
How come you can
tell your friends,
but I can't tell mine?

482
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,224
Hey, everybody.

483
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,027
Oh, no.

484
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,497
JANET: What is that?
NED: I don't know.

485
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,132
Hello?
Is someone else there?

486
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,700
Is someone else there?

487
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,368
Excuse me,
hey, who are you?

488
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,604
Hello, who, who are you?
Excuse me.

489
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,606
I'm your new security guard.

490
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,108
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, my God.

491
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,644
This door's gotta go.

492
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,547
(WHIRRING)

493
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,982
Folks,

494
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,118
you're looking at
"The Enforcer 2000."

495
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:50,557
It's the best security door
that money can buy.

496
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,726
Now, there's no need
to thank me.

497
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,562
It's my gift to you.

498
00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,731
Since you're my favorite
new customers,

499
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,800
here's a little bonus gift.

500
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,169
A shiny new pair
of jumper cables,

501
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,773
which just so happen
to be connected to two,
count them, two

502
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:10,810
12-volt car batteries
in my backpack.

503
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:14,113
That's why you're going
to hand over the knife,
Mr. Beindorf.

504
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,117
What are you talking about?

505
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,588
Let's just say
that this tomato here
is you. Gentlemen, please.

506
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,590
Here you go.

507
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:26,926
(BUZZING)

508
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,302
Well, he wouldn't
use that on us.

509
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,870
No, of course not.

510
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,171
So let's go.

511
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,141
After you, hon.

512
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,843
Give it to me, Mr. Beindorf.

513
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:44,777
Of course.

514
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,615
Now give me whatever
Mrs. Beindorf
was digging with.

515
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,416
That was mine.

516
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,384
He was using
this piece of chair.

517
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,520
Give it to me, Mr. Beindorf.

518
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,388
And give me
the rest of the chair, too.

519
00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:57,924
(CLANGING)

520
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:00,960
T.J.: Good.

521
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,962
Why don't you just
tell him everything?

522
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,431
Maybe he'd like
my social security number.

523
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,266
I'm surprised
you're not out there
helping them.

524
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,435
If you were,
they'd never finish.

525
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:10,837
Thanks, big guy.

526
00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:12,939
Okay, we're all done.

527
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,641
Good.

528
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,275
Catch you later.

529
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:19,679
Who is this guy?

530
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,250
Remember,
this hurts us more
than it hurts you.

531
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,520
You want a ride?

532
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:31,290
Yeah, that would be good.

533
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,492
MATT: Groves,
I've got a way to keep an eye
your parents.

534
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:34,894
You can use
my video equipment

535
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,129
hooked to the cable
on the basement TV.

536
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,765
No.

537
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,668
Well, hey, hey, man, you gotta
disconnect your doorbell.

538
00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,670
Otherwise your parents'll know
when somebody rings.

539
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,237
You can use my
Christmas lights...
No.

540
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,674
Wait a second.

541
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,744
I don't get it.
Why are you helping me?

542
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,848
It's like I told you.

543
00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,818
I think what you're doing
is a good idea.

544
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,521
No.
But you hate me, remember?

545
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,156
You've always hated me.

546
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,159
That's before
I respected you.

547
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,795
Okay, buddy?

548
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,196
Later.

549
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,736
Man, I still think
I had a good idea.

550
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,971
Yeah, well, uh,
I got a better one.

551
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,978
Hello, Dad.
Hi, Mrs. Burtis.

552
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,379
Changing your will again?

553
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,553
I think I better be going.

554
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,855
Bye, Mrs. Burtis.

555
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,523
Bye. Nice to meet you.

556
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,258
Say hi to your
husband for me.
I will.

557
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,365
What class did you say
this was for, T.J.?

558
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,267
Sociology, Mom.

559
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:51,403
It's a trust experiment.

560
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,273
Sociology?
This is kind of fun.

561
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,642
You know,
they used to take us
on wheelchairs, and...

562
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,844
(STUTTERING)

563
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,951
Hang on, Dad.

564
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,424
MATT: Experiment complete.

565
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,926
Except one thing.

566
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,762
We don't take Sociology.

567
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,429
You guys should
pay more attention.

568
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:19,198
(ALL MUMBLING)

569
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,802
Wait a second.
What are you doing?

570
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,837
They can't go down there.

571
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,605
(MUMBLING)
Yes, they can.
I paid for the door.

572
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:28,040
Now, open it.

573
00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:29,608
I can't hold
them much longer.

574
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:30,977
Hurry! Hurry!

575
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,181
Open the door!

576
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,515
I'll get it!

577
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,084
Come on! Hurry up!

578
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,419
This way, everybody!

579
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,123
Push them in!

580
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:50,830
Thank you.

581
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,265
What is going on?

582
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,234
I don't know!

583
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,003
Who are these people?

584
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:00,572
Grover!

585
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:02,641
No, wait a second!
They can't stay here!

586
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,476
Look,
it took over three hours
getting them here.

587
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,045
We ain't taking them back!

588
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,547
No. Stop!
You can't do this!

589
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,082
Listen, dude,
your parents aren't

590
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,583
the only ones
with problems, okay?

591
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,619
My dad treats Mom like dirt.

592
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:16,122
My dad's coming up
on his second year
with Louise.

593
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,824
So what?

594
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:20,759
So he always gets divorced
on his second year.
You know that.

595
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,494
It's like clockwork.
Come on, Groves.

596
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,496
We'll do some
massive group therapy
on them. It'll be fun.

597
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,832
(CAR HORN HONKING)

598
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,499
MATT: Teddy. Stop it.

599
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,701
What are they doing here?

600
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:30,803
Well, I couldn't
leave them at home.

601
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,571
Here you go, Matt.

602
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,373
You're such a good doggy.

603
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,342
You brought Cosmo?

604
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,644
Well, T.J. brought Spot.

605
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,046
Say hi, Spot.

606
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,513
A snake?

607
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:42,581
STACY: A boa constrictor.

608
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,050
Cool.

609
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,284
Where do you want
the sleeping bag?

610
00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,953
What is all this?

611
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,488
Dude, our parents could be
down there for months.

612
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,290
Make way.

613
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,926
Somebody had to
have seen you guys.

614
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,896
Nobody saw us, all right?
Trust me.

615
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,831
(DOG GROWLING)
I can't see.

616
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,732
Get off of my leg. Get off.

617
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,634
I've got business to do.

618
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,070
Get away.

619
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,638
(ALL CHATTERING)
People, if we could just...

620
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:07,840
Hello!

621
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:09,441
Go ahead.

622
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,377
You don't understand.
We've been trying
this for a little while.

623
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,678
They don't listen.

624
00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:14,713
Maybe you could
come downstairs,
be a little more comfortable.

625
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,282
It could be a while.

626
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,917
Wait a minute.

627
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,085
You mean we're
going to be locked

628
00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,652
in a basement
for a long time?

629
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:22,621
That's some kind
of joke, right?

630
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,891
I don't know,
I read an article
about some people

631
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:26,525
who were locked
in a basement.

632
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,428
The neighbor
came and found them,
hanged to death.

633
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,564
Jimmy!

634
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,733
(ALL SCREAMING)

635
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,936
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

636
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,607
(DOG BARKING)

637
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,909
(CAT YOWLING)

638
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,913
Hello. Sorry.

639
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:50,549
GROVER: Jimmy,
what are you doing?

640
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,251
Get those things outside.

641
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,122
Incoming!

642
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,394
What are you guys doing?

643
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,863
No rules, man! Boogie down!

644
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,367
We'll punish
the parents tomorrow.

645
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,969
I don't want
to punish them, okay.

646
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,303
I want to help them!

647
00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:17,409
(T.J. SCREAMING)

648
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:52,979
Cosmo!

649
00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,156
(T.J. SNORING)

650
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,306
(HISSING)

651
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,183
JANET: Grover, honey!

652
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,454
Hi.

653
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:41,360
Grover, listen, uh,
your mother
and my problems aside,

654
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,395
this is completely
out of hand now.

655
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,131
I know.

656
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,765
What do I do?

657
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,267
What do you do?
It's very simple.

658
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,969
All you have to do
is let us out.

659
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,972
You listen to me,
sonny boy.

660
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:56,742
The second that
I get out of here,
I'm having you arrested.

661
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,046
That's right. Yeah.
This is unlawful restraint.

662
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,347
Now, that's a felony.

663
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,183
JANET: Honey.
Come here!

664
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,854
I'm going to have
you arrested, too.

665
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,389
(SNEEZING)

666
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,559
Oh, sweetheart.
Here, darling, take this.

667
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:16,595
You know?

668
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,198
What is it with you people?

669
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,067
Have you ever
heard of dusting?

670
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,202
Here.

671
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,437
Donald's allergic to mold.

672
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:32,611
Honey, if anything,
the house is spotless.

673
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,215
So, when you're frightened,
just do like my book says,

674
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:39,451
"Feel the fear,
and go for it."

675
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:43,089
That's right.
"Feel the fear,
and go for it."

676
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,125
Sorry about last night.

677
00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:47,793
I just wanted
to have some fun.

678
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,928
Fun time is over, Stace.

679
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,597
Why, are you
letting them out?

680
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,332
How can I? I'm a felon.

681
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,267
I'm gonna do what
we started out to do,

682
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,336
get Mom and Dad
back together.

683
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,205
They need our help,
so we're gonna help them.

684
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:02,174
How?
I don't know yet.
I need time to think.

685
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,143
What about the other parents?

686
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,611
Stacy,
they're not our problem.

687
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:13,018
Okay, make sure
everybody gets
some breakfast.

688
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,222
And don't let T.J.
out of your sight.

689
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,056
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Good morning.

690
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,495
Lovely day.

691
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,168
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

692
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,670
BOY: Lots of marshmallows.

693
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:32,571
MATT: More marshmallows.

694
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,275
(IT'S GOOD TO KNOW
THAT I'M ALIVE PLAYING)

695
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,314
* You make me smile

696
00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,616
* Everybody needs
a little sunshine

697
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,353
* And when I do, you're always
there with my surprise

698
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:51,223
* It's good to know
that I'm alive

699
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,629
* Caught up in the middle
of a lovely, lovely day

700
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:01,367
* And did you ever get
the blues and think
they'd never go away

701
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,803
* And then you're
by this big fat dude
who just stopped by to say

702
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,672
* There's a lesson
to be learned

703
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,308
* And everybody's
gotta pay

704
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,143
All right.

705
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,779
(SIZZLING)

706
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:18,184
* Everybody needs
a little something

707
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,952
(SMOKE ALARM RINGING)

708
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,754
* I'm alive

709
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,823
* I'm alive

710
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,927
What are these?

711
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,496
Crunch-berry burgers.

712
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,432
Delicious.

713
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:36,202
(ALL CHATTERING)

714
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,211
Excuse me.

715
00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:49,014
If we could gather around?

716
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,649
Ned and I just want
to tell you

717
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,118
how embarrassed
we are and sorry,

718
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,422
and really hope
we're going to get out soon.

719
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,390
But until we do,
I just thought maybe
it would be a good idea

720
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,259
if we laid some ground rules

721
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:03,429
so that we all
just got along better.

722
00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,097
First of all,
if you have any questions,
please don't...

723
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:09,067
Um, I do. Listen.

724
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,402
You could, uh,
you could actually...

725
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,404
I need some help
with something.

726
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:14,139
You don't happen
to have a cigarette,
do you?

727
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,807
No.

728
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,510
No, in fact,
we don't allow smoking
in the house.

729
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,946
Oh, well,
I guess I'll just go outside.

730
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:25,083
What a charming...
Secondly,

731
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:29,087
we are down here,
so we might as well
make the best of it, and...

732
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,523
Just like that,
just make the best of it?

733
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,125
Did you hear that, Gwen?

734
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,761
T.J. did say something
about sleeping bags,

735
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,263
in case we have to stay...

736
00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:40,666
Listen, honey.
We don't need sleeping bags

737
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,969
because we're not
staying another night
in this godforsaken...

738
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:45,404
(SNEEZING)

739
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,072
Oh, sweetheart.

740
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:50,842
Oh, my God,
give me the roll.

741
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,912
So, Ned,
how long have you been
remodeling down here?

742
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,114
Um, well, I...

743
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,816
About 14 years!

744
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,019
Well, takes time.

745
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,821
So, is your bathroom
still working?

746
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,256
(HISSING)

747
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,558
Yes. Toilet, sink,
it all works.

748
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,260
Louise?
LOUISE: Yes.

749
00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:10,629
Would you run interference
for me, please?

750
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,702
* Mine eyes have seen
the glory of the coming
of the Lord

751
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,107
* Where the grapes
of wrath are stored *

752
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,744
I'm not being punished
because your marriage
is falling apart, buddy.

753
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,280
I'm holding you
personally responsible
for this.

754
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:29,581
Sounds like some
sort of threat.

755
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,783
Well, is that what you think?

756
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,985
STACY: Dad,
can you come up here
for a second?

757
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,290
Go ahead, wussy.

758
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,296
Yes, what is it?

759
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,997
Mr. Mitchell just called.

760
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:47,766
He wants you
to be at the airport
in one hour

761
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,802
with the plans
for the Lakewood mall.

762
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:53,805
Good, then it's not too late.
Great.

763
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,209
Let me out of here right now,
and I can still
make the flight.

764
00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,011
I don't think so, Dad.
Found it.

765
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,347
What do you mean?
Good.

766
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,515
Where are you going?
The airport.

767
00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,283
We told Mr. Mitchell
you were still sick.

768
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,818
Wait. You don't understand.

769
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,219
I worked very hard on this.
I can't blow it.

770
00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:09,855
Dude,
just chill out, all right!

771
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,357
It's just a mall. Later.

772
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,861
Ned, would you like
to play Operation?

773
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,630
Stacy!

774
00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,031
(CLANKING)

775
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,039
BOY 1: Bombs away!

776
00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:29,908
BOY 2: Stop it.

777
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,911
Guys, don't ring the doorbell
until I tell you.

778
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,346
BOTH: We didn't.

779
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,526
Yeah?
Are the Beindorfs home?

780
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,862
Uh, no.
They're at the doctor's.

781
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,564
I'm babysitting.

782
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,833
Well, uh, I brought them
some chicken soup.

783
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,437
Oh, thanks.

784
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:05,677
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

785
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,731
"Feel the fear,
and go for it."

786
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:11,009
"Feel the fear,
and go for it."

787
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,645
Feel the fear.

788
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,115
Feel the fear.

789
00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:25,156
You owe me a quarter.

790
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,160
(SOBBING)

791
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,779
Thank you for joining us.
I'm Robin Leach

792
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:50,982
with those champagne wishes
and caviar dreams.

793
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,183
We'll look forward
to joining you...

794
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,652
BOY: Incoming!

795
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,487
...on the next edition of...

796
00:40:55,521 --> 00:40:57,055
This way, my friend.

797
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,793
Hey, guys.

798
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,463
Everything okay?

799
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,633
Everything is just groovy.
Fine.

800
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,068
Well, uh, listen.

801
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,471
I brought some company.

802
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:17,208
I think we can help her.

803
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:20,946
Hi.

804
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,050
Hi.

805
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:36,828
Hi. I'm Cindy Figler,
Brooke's mom.

806
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:39,197
I'm here for the emergency
PTA meeting.

807
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,572
Come on in.
Everybody's downstairs.

808
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,240
Cool.

809
00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:51,109
(DOG BARKING)

810
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,813
Hello.
My daughter says

811
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,381
there's some kind of
health problem at school.

812
00:41:56,414 --> 00:41:57,448
Yeah, lice.

813
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:58,817
Lice?

814
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,653
I don't understand.

815
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,155
Isn't that some disease
from the Middle Ages?

816
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,491
Hi.

817
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,560
Everybody's right down here.
Go ahead.

818
00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:09,895
That way.

819
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,863
That's your mom?

820
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,733
Is this the PTA meeting?

821
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:15,801
Mom.

822
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,469
Brooke, don't call me Mom.

823
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:19,905
I have a name.
What is it?

824
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:21,539
What is it?

825
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,241
Cindy.
Thank you.

826
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,643
Fresh meat.
Excuse me.

827
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,444
What seems to be
the problem here?

828
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,179
We've been kidnapped, honey.
Kidnapped?

829
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,881
My name is Gwenna.

830
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,449
(ALL CHATTERING)
This is my husband, Donald.

831
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:33,985
Everybody,
let's get started.

832
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,987
Just gather around
the door.

833
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:37,756
We're going to start
group therapy.

834
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,557
What? Group therapy?

835
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,926
(ALL LAUGHING)

836
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:41,960
That's funny.
You're gonna need

837
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,128
physical therapy
when I'm done.

838
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,796
What's going on?

839
00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:47,232
You understand me?
We'll explain it to you.

840
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:50,201
Mom, you dress like me,
you look like me,
you talk like me,

841
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,302
you say "cool," Mom.

842
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:53,739
DONALD: Not group therapy.

843
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,373
It was a nice try.

844
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,842
Now.

845
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,611
Does anybody
wanna play some football?

846
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,246
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

847
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,180
Guys!

848
00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:05,717
All right,
there's no need to shout.

849
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:08,920
I always believe we should
relate to children
as adults and peers.

850
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,989
I think if we talk
to them very calmly...

851
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,660
(LAUGHING)
Watch this. Brooke, honey.

852
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,928
(SCREAMING)

853
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,298
Come here.
Go deep.

854
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,000
CINDY: Brooke, it's Cindy.

855
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,736
Obviously,
you're feeling confused
about something.

856
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,705
Brooke, darling.

857
00:43:27,505 --> 00:43:28,707
T.J.: This way.

858
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:36,081
Hey, Barndoor. Incoming.

859
00:43:38,483 --> 00:43:39,685
This way!

860
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,654
Dude!

861
00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:43,822
Why did you do that?

862
00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:46,725
Shut up, okay?

863
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:49,460
Everybody just shut up,
and listen for a second.

864
00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:51,029
Come on, Groves. You don't...

865
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,398
(GIGGLING)

866
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,470
Your parents are here
because you guys said
they needed help.

867
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:03,174
Now you could just care less.
You're too busy
playing football

868
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,510
or watching TV
or having some party.

869
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:08,847
Who died
and made you housemom?

870
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,916
I've got news for all of you.

871
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:13,618
This was my idea, remember?

872
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,121
It's not a joke,
and it's not a party.

873
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,289
I'm not doing this
to impress anybody.

874
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,992
You got that, Matt?

875
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,728
Or are you too busy
kissing up to T.J.?

876
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:27,065
Well, what's wrong with that?

877
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:31,737
Go ahead.

878
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,373
Beat me up.

879
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,574
T.J., let him go.

880
00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,409
"T.J., let him go."

881
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:41,379
From now on,
you're gonna start

882
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,380
to listen to
what I have to say.

883
00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:45,316
Or I'm gonna let
all the parents out.

884
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:46,384
(ALL CHATTERING)

885
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,553
MATT: Come on.

886
00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:50,688
BROOKE: You're such a bully.
My mother needs help.

887
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:51,923
Dude, let him go.

888
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,760
You guys heard the man.

889
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,328
Now, let's listen up.

890
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,773
Okay.
First order of business.

891
00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:11,777
We gotta clean the house.
After that,

892
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,313
we're going to make
this group therapy
thing work.

893
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:18,750
But, Grover, how are we going
to get them to listen to us?

894
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:21,920
I've got an idea.

895
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,455
(BUZZING)

896
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,457
Don't hover over me.

897
00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,827
You made me drop
the Adam's apple.

898
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:31,296
I'm sorry, Vic.
My God, it's just a game.

899
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:35,967
They've been
vacuuming up there
for over an hour.

900
00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:37,502
I hope they haven't
stained my carpet.

901
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,304
What do you use?

902
00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,907
For really tough ones,
I dab a little detergent.

903
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:44,409
Then I sprinkle
with a little talcum powder.

904
00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,710
Does that blot?

905
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,780
Hello.
What is this, vacation?

906
00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:52,650
We're being
outwitted by a bunch
of snot-nosed kids.

907
00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:54,052
Come on.

908
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,787
There's gotta be
a way out of here.

909
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:58,689
Excuse me, I'm not sure
who elected you
mayor of the basement

910
00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:01,159
but this is my house,
and I also happen
to be an architect,

911
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,794
so I think I would know
every nook and cranny...

912
00:46:02,828 --> 00:46:04,329
Of course.

913
00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:05,496
What?

914
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:06,965
The laundry chute.

915
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:09,134
Do you remember
when we bought the house,

916
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,501
there was
a laundry chute that went

917
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,702
from our bedroom
to the basement?

918
00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,072
You closed it
'cause you were scared
the kids would fall through.

919
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:15,673
It's under the drywall.
The laundry chute!

920
00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,275
Where are the plans?

921
00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:20,278
Now we're going up
the laundry chute.

922
00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:26,784
Even marry your own brother?

923
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,955
WOMAN: He's not my brother.
He was my brother,
but he's my husband now.

924
00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:32,858
Hi. You don't happen to have
a cigarette, do you?

925
00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:35,126
Yes.
As a matter of fact, I do.

926
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,728
I have one cigarette
that I've carried in my purse

927
00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:40,565
ever since I quit
smoking five years ago.

928
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:44,936
Any time I get the urge,
I pull it out,
and I look at it, and I say,

929
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,906
"Who's stronger, you or me?"

930
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,707
That cigarette...

931
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,576
That's so good.
Good for you.

932
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,711
Thanks.
Can I have it?

933
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,915
No. It has sentimental value.

934
00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,783
Don't label them all,
all right?

935
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,718
This crap's labeled,
these aren't.

936
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,520
I just...
Found it!

937
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,889
Found it.
Got it!

938
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:05,823
DONALD: Good.
Now we're getting somewhere.

939
00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:08,526
Okay. Here we go. Let's see.

940
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,261
(WHIRRING)

941
00:47:10,896 --> 00:47:12,297
Watch out.

942
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,367
Stop that, Grover.

943
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:20,571
Watch out.

944
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,046
JANET: Grover, what are you...

945
00:47:29,214 --> 00:47:30,848
DONALD: Is that a camera?

946
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:32,317
CINDY: It has
a camera for a head.

947
00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:39,925
MATT:
Testing. Testing. Testing.

948
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,929
Five, four, three, two...

949
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,866
Hello, and, uh, welcome

950
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,502
to The Grover Beindorf Hour,

951
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,706
live from up above.

952
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,909
These are my assistants.

953
00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,478
ALL: We are here to help you.

954
00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:02,847
Oh, my God.

955
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,282
Did you say something, Mom?

956
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,218
Yeah, the holes.

957
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,920
If you're mad
about the holes,
don't worry.

958
00:48:08,954 --> 00:48:10,888
I promise,
it may take 30 years

959
00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:13,624
but I'll pay you back
for them.

960
00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:16,261
GROVER: Okay, everybody,
let's get started.

961
00:48:16,294 --> 00:48:17,528
Mrs. Finley,
please move the TV...

962
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:18,863
DONALD: I've had enough.

963
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:22,233
...under the camera,
everybody make
a semicircle around the TV

964
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,469
and we'll begin
with a little music

965
00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:28,306
to remind us of
better days gone by.

966
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,674
Remember this one?

967
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:33,111
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

968
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,248
One, two, three, four.

969
00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:43,588
No. We're not
just getting started,
we're finishing.

970
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:46,357
It's ending,
it's over right now! Finito!

971
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:48,159
Pull it up!

972
00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:50,128
Faster!
Teddy, Jimmy. Pull it up.

973
00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:51,662
I hate that song.

974
00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:54,532
That was our song.

975
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,303
Well, how am I supposed
to remember that?

976
00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,271
I gotta get out of here.
It was.

977
00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:02,440
Everyone is going
to participate, Dad.

978
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,409
And why's that, son?

979
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:07,979
Well, because if you don't,
we won't feed you.

980
00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:12,150
Then, we'll shut off
the water,

981
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:14,219
which means,
once you flush that toilet,

982
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,886
your drinking water's gone.

983
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,055
You wouldn't.

984
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:18,223
Of course he wouldn't.

985
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:20,158
Oh, yes, we would, Louise.

986
00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:23,428
T.J.: Now, move the TV.

987
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,163
GWENNA: Come on,
help me move the TV.

988
00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:26,764
GROVER:
It will start out easy.

989
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,266
I promise, it won't be hard.

990
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,935
When we're through,
we'll have a little lunch.

991
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:31,969
Maybe.

992
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,404
How's that?

993
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,640
You know,
my son's got a point.

994
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,675
T.J., I just wanted to say...

995
00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:40,511
(GASPING)

996
00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:42,513
GWENNA: What's wrong?
What's the matter?

997
00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,149
What's happening?

998
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,717
Help!

999
00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,319
Do something!

1000
00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:50,721
What do we do?

1001
00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,623
Stacy, call 911!

1002
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:55,793
Breathe in his mouth!

1003
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,396
Dad, cut it out.
Everyone sit down,

1004
00:49:58,429 --> 00:49:59,764
and let's get
this thing going.

1005
00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:01,299
Please.

1006
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,667
NED: He's trying to
breathe on his own.

1007
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:04,035
Get off me.

1008
00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:05,336
It worked.

1009
00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:09,540
He's alive.
Did you see that?
He's alive.

1010
00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:10,975
Cool.

1011
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,510
That just
wasn't funny at all.

1012
00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:13,744
At least I tried.

1013
00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:15,913
Okay. Everybody,

1014
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:18,483
settle down.

1015
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:22,487
Um, I think that the kids
have a very good idea here.

1016
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,322
It's obviously
important to them,

1017
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,291
and I think that
we should cooperate.

1018
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:29,060
I certainly don't want
to drink toilet water.

1019
00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:30,461
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1020
00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:33,498
Yes,
I think my wife is right.

1021
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,033
Why don't we get in
that circle thing,
that they were saying?

1022
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:39,404
Good, good, good. Okay.

1023
00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:41,939
Okay, let's start out easy,
by going down the line,

1024
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,608
and saying our names
and occupations.

1025
00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,811
We'll start on Dad's end.
Dad?

1026
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,546
Dad.

1027
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,048
Ned Beindorf.

1028
00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:53,118
I'm an architect.

1029
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:54,385
I work at
Mitchell Engineering.

1030
00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:56,654
Or at least I did.

1031
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,194
Oh, me?
Um, I'm Cindy Figler.

1032
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,430
I'm a dental
hygienist by day,

1033
00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,998
and I'm a performance
artist by night.

1034
00:51:08,032 --> 00:51:09,667
Mom, you're a waitress.

1035
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,802
Brooke, I am not a waitress.

1036
00:51:11,836 --> 00:51:14,272
You know I get up
and perform those pieces.

1037
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:17,074
I only serve coffee
between sets.

1038
00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:19,777
Anyhow, I think it's way cool
that you kids

1039
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:22,147
have chosen
to share your feelings
with us.

1040
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,682
God, she's doing it again.

1041
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:26,050
What? Your mom's okay.

1042
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,952
She's talking like me.
I can't stand it.

1043
00:51:27,985 --> 00:51:29,687
What's she talking about?

1044
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,424
I think we should
all hold hands.

1045
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,127
Mom, please stop it.

1046
00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:39,230
I'm, uh, Victor Finley.

1047
00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:41,166
But everybody
just calls me Vic.

1048
00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:42,567
Hi, Vic.

1049
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:47,838
VICTOR: I'm a salesman
at Buckeye Big and Tall.
You know.

1050
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:50,741
"If you're big and tall,
and you want to look sporty,

1051
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,944
"come on down to Buckeye's,
and ask for Shorty."

1052
00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:55,446
(ALL LAUGHING)

1053
00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:00,318
Oh, uh, hi.

1054
00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:03,120
I'm Louise Finley,

1055
00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:07,458
and I am
a part-time cosmetologist
at Stang's Pharmacy,

1056
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,094
and I'm Vic's
full-time audience.

1057
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,696
Yes, well.

1058
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:16,100
I'm always getting
standing ovations,
especially in bed.

1059
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,968
(LAUGHING)

1060
00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:20,438
(EXCLAIMING)

1061
00:52:22,373 --> 00:52:24,675
This is great.
We're all talking.

1062
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:26,844
Let's continue.

1063
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:28,679
Mom?

1064
00:52:32,016 --> 00:52:33,284
JANET: Yes?

1065
00:52:37,021 --> 00:52:38,723
GROVER: What were you doing?

1066
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,825
Just stretching, honey.
My back hurts very much.

1067
00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:42,960
I didn't sleep well.

1068
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:47,698
Um, I'm Janet Beindorf,
and I'm a loan officer
at Defiance Bank.

1069
00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,301
I'm in charge of

1070
00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:53,438
keeping 317 credit
histories up to date

1071
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:55,606
and ready at
a moment's notice.

1072
00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,775
So, you're the one!

1073
00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,377
(SCREAMING)

1074
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:03,348
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1075
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:09,387
He loves to play games
with finance people.

1076
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,390
Stop it. Just stop it.

1077
00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:16,961
T.J.: Next.

1078
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,496
Dad?

1079
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:24,001
Yes, I'm Donald Krupp,
attorney at law.

1080
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,837
I want you kids to know
that you are guilty
of kidnapping

1081
00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:31,809
under Ohio revised code,
Section 2905.01.

1082
00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:34,645
This is an aggravated felony
of the first degree.

1083
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,013
Second degree
under the revised code.

1084
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,582
Gwenna, I'm talking.

1085
00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:41,419
GROVER: Mrs. Krupp,
what were you saying?

1086
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,526
Gwenna Krupp, homemaker.

1087
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,602
That's it. I've had it.
This is ridiculous.

1088
00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:59,804
Your son is
truly certifiable.

1089
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:02,507
Wait a minute.

1090
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,342
My son is certifiable?
Yeah, your son.

1091
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,610
How about when
the yearbook comes out

1092
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,944
and your kid's
picture's gonna be there,

1093
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:09,447
"Most likely to be
a serial killer."
That's your boy.

1094
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,749
Everybody
just settle down, okay?

1095
00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:15,085
That's right.
Go ahead, push me.

1096
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:16,987
That's worth
a few thousand bucks.

1097
00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:18,323
Come on. Go ahead.

1098
00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:22,560
Okay, everybody settle down.

1099
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,462
CINDY: Violence doesn't
solve anything.

1100
00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:27,332
(ALL CLAMORING)

1101
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,835
This is better than
American Gladiator.

1102
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,969
Give him a left.

1103
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,740
Everybody has to
take a deep breath.

1104
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,608
The squirt guns.

1105
00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,610
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

1106
00:54:44,248 --> 00:54:45,616
CINDY:
You're acting like children.

1107
00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:49,487
You take your dad,
I'll take mine.

1108
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,426
(LAUGHING)

1109
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,029
(ALL SCREAMING)

1110
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,339
LOUISE: I'm gonna faint.

1111
00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:09,507
This is horrible.

1112
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:14,545
GWENNA: Louise, I'm sorry.
I didn't know what it was.

1113
00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:16,447
What can I do? I'm sorry.

1114
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,983
We're taking a break.

1115
00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:20,851
But you guys aren't
getting any lunch,

1116
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:22,853
you're not
getting any dinner,

1117
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,890
you're not getting anything,
until you apologize.

1118
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,659
(BUZZING)

1119
00:55:32,229 --> 00:55:33,531
DONALD: He started it.

1120
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,333
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)

1121
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,868
RALPH:
Janet? Ralph Doyle here.

1122
00:55:37,902 --> 00:55:39,570
Listen,
I'm leaving town on Monday.

1123
00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:41,672
Please give me
a call before then.

1124
00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:47,412
So, what's next?

1125
00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:50,815
We just wait.

1126
00:55:52,316 --> 00:55:53,851
My dad's pretty stubborn,
you know?

1127
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:56,153
Yeah, so is ours.

1128
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,556
You know, your mom's
been handling this
the best of all.

1129
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:01,225
Yeah. She should.
She's been in therapy
since the day I was born.

1130
00:56:01,258 --> 00:56:03,193
Well. It worked.

1131
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:05,763
She's always been
the most popular
mom on the block.

1132
00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:08,833
That was okay
when I was seven.

1133
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,201
Now she wants to, like,
go and hang out with
me and my friends,

1134
00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,703
or worse, go out with us.

1135
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,774
I just wish she'd learn
to stay out of my life.

1136
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:19,043
At least she cares enough
to try to stay in it.

1137
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,378
(SCREAMING)

1138
00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:26,116
You know,
I don't see why
this is necessary.

1139
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:28,586
That old fart still thinks
he's chief of police.

1140
00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,421
He's dangerous, okay?

1141
00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,723
Yeah, but I don't know
about, about this.

1142
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,859
All right.
Prepare for demonstration.

1143
00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,796
Now, it's just
really quite simple, okay?

1144
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:41,966
Rocco trips over a series of
carefully disguised wires,

1145
00:56:42,366 --> 00:56:43,734
et voila!

1146
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,672
Awesome.
Wow.

1147
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,677
I think you might
want to give this
a little more thought.

1148
00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:55,880
I think maybe
this'll work for you.

1149
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,347
Oh, thank you.

1150
00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:59,750
(DOG GROWLING)

1151
00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:02,152
Grover?

1152
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:06,791
JANET: Grover? Um, Grover.

1153
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,960
Yeah, Mom?

1154
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,529
Can I talk to you upstairs,
please?

1155
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,964
Grover, whose dog is that?

1156
00:57:13,998 --> 00:57:15,500
Matt's.

1157
00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,835
This has gotten out of hand.

1158
00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,770
It's very tense
down here,

1159
00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:21,238
especially between your father
and Mr. Krupp.

1160
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:22,540
Tell them to start
getting along.

1161
00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:23,874
They're adults.

1162
00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:26,043
You know how
your father gets.

1163
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,712
He's not gonna back down.

1164
00:57:28,546 --> 00:57:30,447
Especially when
his pride is hurt.

1165
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,249
Honey,
please just let us out.

1166
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,118
I can't do that.

1167
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,587
Well,
at least give us some food.

1168
00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,989
Something's gotta
bend here.

1169
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:42,259
Now, I know these people
are your hostages.

1170
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,595
But they're also
guests in our home,

1171
00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:47,464
and we don't
treat guests this way.

1172
00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:49,934
So why don't you
make a meatloaf?

1173
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:51,936
There's some turkey
in the fridge,

1174
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,403
and you can use
Aunt Mary's recipe.

1175
00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:55,139
Yeah, I know, Mom.

1176
00:57:55,172 --> 00:57:58,843
I've made
meatloaf and lasagna,
pot roast.

1177
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:02,146
You don't have to
leave notes for me,
or hide them in my lunch,

1178
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,814
laminate lists for me.

1179
00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,216
I'm not a kid anymore.

1180
00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:08,719
I know.

1181
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,060
Here they are.

1182
00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:17,762
Thanks.

1183
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,131
Ned, Ned.

1184
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:23,267
Yes?

1185
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,202
Do you think Krupp is right?

1186
00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,404
Do you think
we're bad parents?

1187
00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,740
I think Krupp is an idiot.

1188
00:58:29,774 --> 00:58:32,543
No, I don't think
we've been bad parents.

1189
00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:34,078
I think you've done
a great job.

1190
00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:36,981
Listen.
We found the chute.

1191
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,716
Oh, great.

1192
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,417
Okay. I think the kids
are gonna be distracted

1193
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,686
cooking for a while,
let's go.

1194
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,788
All right.
We gotta organize. Louise?
What?

1195
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:45,623
Could you watch the stairs?
Where?

1196
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:47,191
At the top of the stairs.
Okay.

1197
00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:50,527
Cindy, could you
find something sharp
to dig with over there?

1198
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,063
T.J.: Incoming!

1199
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,400
Sleeping bags? Thanks.

1200
00:58:56,433 --> 00:58:58,502
Gwenna, sleeping bags.

1201
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,571
Sleeping bags!

1202
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,506
I got something!

1203
00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,174
(ALL SHUSHING)

1204
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,944
You can hit the thing,
even if it's really hard.

1205
00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:08,846
Thank you.
You're welcome.

1206
00:59:09,446 --> 00:59:11,649
JANET: Where? Where? Where?

1207
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,684
Straight up.
Straight up?

1208
00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:17,021
LOUISE: * Mine eyes have
seen the glory of the coming
of the Lord *

1209
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,288
Louder, louder!

1210
00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:21,291
(LOUISE HUMMING)

1211
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:28,198
Forks on the left,
knife and spoon on the right.

1212
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:30,868
Well,
our silverware usually comes
wrapped in plastic.

1213
00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,038
Doesn't your mom cook?

1214
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,372
She can defrost it.

1215
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,808
Or have it delivered.

1216
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:40,244
Actually, guys,
the glasses go on the...

1217
00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:43,848
Wait a minute.
Who's gonna say anything

1218
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:45,816
if we, uh,
change things around?

1219
00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,686
"Obi-Wan
has taught you well."

1220
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:52,757
(DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
FOR LOVE PLAYING)

1221
01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:08,072
* Lyin' here
where it's sunny

1222
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:13,610
* Makin' friends like
a bee makes honey

1223
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:17,414
* No two snowflakes
the same

1224
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,651
* If not, we're not playin'
the right game

1225
01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:24,989
* Still, the mystery
grows wider

1226
01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:29,660
* Climbing upwards of
unknown desire

1227
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,730
* Driftin' in
on a warm wave

1228
01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:35,032
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1229
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,902
* Some dreams are just
too good to wake from

1230
01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:47,244
* Keep your heart high

1231
01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:50,314
* Save it for the special day
when hope comes to stay

1232
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,084
* Flaps up,
we'll sail away

1233
01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:55,986
* Yeah, hey

1234
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:03,060
* Talk to someone
much wiser

1235
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:08,799
* Send out for a soul
and a driver

1236
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:12,737
* Come with
no directions, yeah

1237
01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:16,673
* Diving in makes
the whole thing
much more better

1238
01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:20,878
* Keep your quota high

1239
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,747
* Save it for
that special day

1240
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:23,781
* When hope comes
to stay *

1241
01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:25,249
Well, shall we?

1242
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,230
Here we are.

1243
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:44,034
This is unbelievable.

1244
01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:47,171
Yeah. This is really nice.

1245
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,906
I still can't
believe you're here.

1246
01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,642
Why not?

1247
01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:56,513
Because, you know,
you're Brooke Figler.

1248
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,448
What's that supposed to mean?

1249
01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,051
Gorgeous, popular, legendary.

1250
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:02,820
And what are you?

1251
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,957
Invisible.

1252
01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:10,727
Everyone's invisible
to the Ice Queen.

1253
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:12,797
She has her image to uphold.

1254
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:14,664
How would you know?

1255
01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:17,902
In eighth grade,
I sat behind you
for a whole year.

1256
01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:20,370
(SHIVERING)

1257
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,139
I felt the chill.

1258
01:02:22,172 --> 01:02:24,441
You never even
came to class.

1259
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,376
Oh, did I strike a nerve?

1260
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,779
Come on, you guys,
you're acting like them.

1261
01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:34,451
She's right. I'm sorry.

1262
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:36,821
Yeah. Me, too.

1263
01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:40,524
You know,
they could learn from us,

1264
01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:42,326
I mean,
if we could get along.

1265
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:44,228
That's one thing all of us
have in common.

1266
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,830
Our parents are nuts.

1267
01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:48,966
If my mom reads one more
New Age self-help book...

1268
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:51,568
My mom still
labels my sandwiches.

1269
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,737
(ALL LAUGHING)

1270
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,206
What about Matt's dad
with those jokes?

1271
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,542
What's wrong
with my dad's jokes?
Yeah. They're funny.

1272
01:02:58,575 --> 01:03:00,277
We happen to like them.

1273
01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:06,951
And then there's my parents.

1274
01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:16,894
When you get old,
you get crazy.

1275
01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,795
I'm not gonna be like that
when I grow up.

1276
01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:20,030
Me neither.

1277
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:27,771
You know, uh,
this dinner calls
for a special celebration.

1278
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,274
And a little music.
I'll be right back.

1279
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,912
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO)

1280
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,213
(POPPING)

1281
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:42,452
What are you doing? No!

1282
01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:45,355
What's a little fine dining
without some bubbly?

1283
01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:48,792
You don't understand!
My mom has been saving
that for 14 years!

1284
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:49,894
She's gonna kill me.

1285
01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:51,461
No wine before your prime.

1286
01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:53,230
She'll get over it.
No!

1287
01:03:53,263 --> 01:03:56,266
Yes, siree,
a little beverage for thee.

1288
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:59,436
"To champagne wishes
and caviar dreams."

1289
01:03:59,769 --> 01:04:01,438
(CLINKING)

1290
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,143
I've always wanted
to try this stuff.

1291
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:25,062
(ALL GROANING)

1292
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,199
Your mom should have drank it
while it was still fresh.

1293
01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:37,041
So, uh, Ned,
why do you have all these

1294
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:39,309
strange decorations
down here?

1295
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,446
Well, the kids put them up
for our anniversary.

1296
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,282
Yeah.
They wanted to remind us
of our honeymoon in Hawaii.

1297
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,318
Can you imagine having
a Hawaii honeymoon?

1298
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,654
That'd be so great.
Where did you go?

1299
01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:51,989
We didn't have a honeymoon.

1300
01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:53,590
You didn't have
a honeymoon?

1301
01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:56,293
No. Donald
was still busy at work,
and I was still waitressing.

1302
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,296
You waitressed?
Yeah, for five years.

1303
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,597
Really?

1304
01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:02,566
You see, Donald and I
were at law school together.

1305
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:04,568
He couldn't
afford the tuition

1306
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:07,671
so I dropped out
and started waitressing
until he got established.

1307
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:08,872
She wanted to.

1308
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,274
JANET: I got it!

1309
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:11,675
Well?

1310
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,111
(ALL CHATTERING)

1311
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:19,416
The latch is broken,
and the door is rusted shut.

1312
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:20,617
Oh, get me down.

1313
01:05:23,187 --> 01:05:26,390
Honey,
let's take a little break.

1314
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:30,094
A pipe or something
that we could hit at it with.

1315
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,003
(SOBBING)
Just hang on
a little longer, honey.

1316
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:41,938
When we get out of here,
I'm gonna buy you

1317
01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:43,773
a whole truckload
of cigarettes.

1318
01:05:43,807 --> 01:05:45,609
No, it's not that.

1319
01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:46,977
What is it, then?

1320
01:05:47,011 --> 01:05:49,346
It just must be
nice to have kids

1321
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:51,915
who care about you
as much as theirs do.

1322
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,150
What are you talking about?

1323
01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:54,918
My kids love you.

1324
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,920
You see, it's your kids.

1325
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,455
They don't think of me
as their mother,

1326
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,490
they don't want me
as their mother.

1327
01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:03,760
Well, of course they do.
Why do you think
they locked you in here?

1328
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,662
DONALD: Brilliant.
NED: Brilliant.

1329
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,266
Brilliant.

1330
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,170
Absolutely brilliant.

1331
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,174
What are you doing?

1332
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,675
Turning off the electricity.

1333
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:20,844
Don't you understand?
They can't survive
without electricity.

1334
01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:22,412
No Nintendo, no MTV.

1335
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,981
I've already thought of it.
It won't work.

1336
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:27,951
It will work.

1337
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:29,219
Two hours
without electricity,

1338
01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:30,687
they'll be screaming
for their mommy.

1339
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,223
Two hours without electricity
and we're gonna be screaming

1340
01:06:33,257 --> 01:06:35,325
while they burn
down the house
with matches.

1341
01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:50,274
You don't like this
because it isn't your plan.

1342
01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:52,109
You are so childish.
No, I'm not.

1343
01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:53,877
Yes, you are.

1344
01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,312
Why are you acting this way?

1345
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:57,514
Why am I acting this way?
Why?

1346
01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:58,982
I haven't a clue.

1347
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,450
Let's take a stab
at it, shall we?

1348
01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:02,752
I got it!
We've been held hostage
since Thursday,

1349
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:05,655
our kids are starting
to act like Freud,
I've probably lost my job,

1350
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,757
spurned
a fist-fight with the town's
biggest ass-wipe

1351
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:11,795
and we just
wasted the entire day
with your stupid plan.

1352
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,998
Oh, turning off
the electricity is brilliant,
it's a brilliant plan.

1353
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,367
Oh, I forgot,
you graduated from Mensa,
didn't you?

1354
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:19,236
You and Nostradamus
were like this.

1355
01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:21,671
It's a bad plan,
Ned, a stupid plan.

1356
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,774
What did he just call me?

1357
01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:26,276
"Ass-wipe."

1358
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,816
The plumber's wrench
is over by the camera.

1359
01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:34,418
You guys are
in big trouble now.

1360
01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:40,390
Who's there?

1361
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:42,392
STACY:
Groves, what's going on?

1362
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,398
It's the cops. Hide.

1363
01:07:58,675 --> 01:08:00,277
Hi.

1364
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:05,048
Can I help you?

1365
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,616
We're responding
to a complaint.

1366
01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:10,287
A neighbor says
your lights keep flashing.

1367
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,957
Oh, that. It's
the electricity. We've been
having some troubles with it.

1368
01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:15,492
Are your parents at home?

1369
01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:17,661
No, sir.

1370
01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:20,697
Hi, officers. Groves,
we're waiting for you.
Come on.

1371
01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:23,867
You guys can come, too.

1372
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,101
You sure?

1373
01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:26,603
Yeah, follow me.

1374
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:30,774
Come on in.

1375
01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:37,614
Hi.

1376
01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,184
BROOKE: Wanna play?
STACY: Yeah.

1377
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,452
BOTH: No, thanks.

1378
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,291
The problem's
with the fuse box.

1379
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:49,526
The wire came
loose from the jamrod,

1380
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:52,128
which caused
a short in the connector.

1381
01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:53,997
How are you doing, officers?

1382
01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:55,532
I paid those parking tickets.

1383
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:07,177
So, uh,
what did you find, huh?

1384
01:09:07,211 --> 01:09:10,714
The usual, Chief.
Sex, drugs, Twister.

1385
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,550
Everything's fine, Chief.

1386
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:14,718
Have a good night.

1387
01:09:16,052 --> 01:09:17,421
Get some rest.

1388
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,263
Yes! Yes! We did it!

1389
01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:29,799
How did you keep
the parents quiet?

1390
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,801
Ah, my friend, with Matt.

1391
01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,171
(ALL SCREAMING)

1392
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:37,140
Stay back.

1393
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,075
Remember the tomato, okay?

1394
01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:41,177
You are going
too far with this.

1395
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:42,712
You're not staying back.

1396
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:45,249
You're not fooling me.

1397
01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:49,486
Got him!
He is faking. I knew it.

1398
01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:52,622
Come on, you little wuss.

1399
01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:53,790
(BUZZING)

1400
01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:55,925
Stop it!

1401
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,665
Mr. Krupp.

1402
01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:03,500
How?

1403
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,903
Mom, thanks.

1404
01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:13,710
He called me "Mom."

1405
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:15,345
DONALD:
It was our way out of here.

1406
01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:16,680
That dumb thing didn't work.

1407
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,683
Grover! Grover!

1408
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:23,320
I am ashamed of all of you.

1409
01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:26,490
You ask us to listen
to you and trust you
and you're up there drinking?

1410
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,559
It was my fault,
Mrs. Beindorf.

1411
01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:32,161
I opened it,
and I only took a little sip.

1412
01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:35,832
Oh, only a sip? Well,
that's just fine, isn't it?

1413
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,468
What kind of impression
are you making
on these younger children?

1414
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,338
I'm sorry.

1415
01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,739
JANET: Well, sorry isn't
good enough, is it?

1416
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,107
Now, I want you
all in bed right now!

1417
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:45,275
Do you hear me? Right now!

1418
01:10:45,309 --> 01:10:47,210
Right now!

1419
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,578
You heard the lady, let's go.

1420
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,716
That was good.

1421
01:10:54,351 --> 01:10:55,619
Good night.

1422
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,488
So, that's how it's done.

1423
01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:00,657
What do we do now?

1424
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:02,359
If I had
a little piece of wire,

1425
01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,160
my stupid plan
would have worked.

1426
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,996
Wire? That's it?
There's wire all
over the basement!

1427
01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:12,135
If that's all you want,
why not take
a part of Louise's brassiere?

1428
01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:14,738
You could wire
the whole town.

1429
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,706
(ALL LAUGHING)

1430
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:21,511
Oh, she's gonna get it.

1431
01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:23,713
This is gonna be the time.

1432
01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:25,014
I got her.

1433
01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:27,351
LOUISE: Don't let her go.

1434
01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:30,820
CINDY:
Hook it around the ledge.

1435
01:11:30,854 --> 01:11:32,822
Just bend it
around really good.

1436
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,324
I got it!

1437
01:11:34,358 --> 01:11:35,592
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1438
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:37,260
DONALD: What is this?

1439
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:38,528
(DONALD SNEEZING)

1440
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,034
Take it away from my face!

1441
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,637
Grover.

1442
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:49,839
Quick, come here.

1443
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,044
First window on the right.

1444
01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:59,916
That dude can have us
put away, man.

1445
01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:01,017
STACY: But we're minors.

1446
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,054
(GRUNTING)

1447
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,392
(SQUEAKING)

1448
01:12:09,793 --> 01:12:11,495
(GROANING)

1449
01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:21,705
I don't think
Rocco's smart enough
to get us put away.

1450
01:12:21,738 --> 01:12:23,840
Yeah, but what if he does?
I mean,
what if we end up in jail?

1451
01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:25,675
What would
our parents do to us?

1452
01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:27,977
What would
the other prisoners
do to us?

1453
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,547
(PANTING)

1454
01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,584
They could be
outside the house.

1455
01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:35,885
We could be surrounded.

1456
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:40,089
(THUDDING)

1457
01:12:42,659 --> 01:12:43,827
Did you hear something?

1458
01:12:46,129 --> 01:12:47,464
They're inside the house.

1459
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:48,698
They're in the wall.

1460
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,075
(ALL SCREAMING)

1461
01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:00,977
Wait!

1462
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,780
It's Mom.

1463
01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:08,718
Hi, kids.
Do you think you could maybe

1464
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:10,286
just give me
a little hand here?

1465
01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:11,521
Thanks.

1466
01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,592
(JANET SCREAMING)

1467
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,432
Look out!

1468
01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:25,769
I got you.

1469
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,074
What happened?
Why were you screaming?

1470
01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:32,776
What's so funny?

1471
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:34,478
(LAUGHING)

1472
01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:36,613
The only thing you ever
finished in this house

1473
01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,682
was closing off our escape.

1474
01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:41,117
What do you mean,
our escape?

1475
01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,620
What do you mean?
This is our only
means of escape?

1476
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:44,954
GWENNA: Are you all right?

1477
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:46,756
I ripped my pants.

1478
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:50,359
There's always champagne.

1479
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,496
What do you say?

1480
01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:54,163
Why not?

1481
01:13:58,702 --> 01:13:59,969
We gotta board this up.

1482
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:00,937
Yeah.

1483
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,212
What is this?

1484
01:14:09,245 --> 01:14:12,516
Oh, that was something
that Ned gave me
for Valentine's Day.

1485
01:14:12,549 --> 01:14:14,317
It just wasn't me.

1486
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:15,885
I know.
When you become a mom,

1487
01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:18,121
you don't get to wear
stuff like this anymore.

1488
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:20,423
I'd roll over and die
if I believed that.

1489
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:21,925
Cake?
No, thanks.

1490
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,360
Do you want some champagne?

1491
01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:26,295
No, thank you.

1492
01:14:26,329 --> 01:14:29,733
I prefer not to indulge
in artificial stimulants
of any kind.

1493
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,101
You are of age
to drink, right?

1494
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:33,703
21 at least?

1495
01:14:33,737 --> 01:14:35,471
What do you mean by that?

1496
01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:37,707
I think what
he's trying to say is,

1497
01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:39,809
judging from the way
you talk and dress

1498
01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:41,745
I'd say you're about 15.
Excuse me.

1499
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:44,380
Excuse me,
I don't really think
the way I talk

1500
01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,650
and dress is
any business of yours.

1501
01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:48,718
You know, a lot of people
don't dress their age.

1502
01:14:48,752 --> 01:14:50,353
Phil Donahue did
a whole show...

1503
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:52,722
Gwenna, no one wants to hear
about Phil Donahue right now.

1504
01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:55,091
Why are you
always interrupting her
all the time?

1505
01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:57,360
How would like it
if somebody interrupted you

1506
01:14:57,393 --> 01:14:58,862
every time
you started to talk?

1507
01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,029
Like I said...

1508
01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:01,364
I don't think you
respect her very much.

1509
01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:02,966
Respect?

1510
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,601
She's my wife.

1511
01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:06,202
Of course I respect her,
for God's sake.

1512
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:08,504
Actually, Donald, you do...
Gwenna, I'm talking.

1513
01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:11,040
You're a fine one
to talk about respect,
with you and your kid.

1514
01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:13,677
Think your daughter
respects you,
you dress like you're 12?

1515
01:15:15,411 --> 01:15:17,714
(ALL LAUGHING)

1516
01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:20,617
Not bad. Excuse me.

1517
01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,257
How about a toast?

1518
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:29,693
To what?

1519
01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:33,296
How about to a night

1520
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:36,566
all alone, without our kids.

1521
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:40,770
Sorry, John.

1522
01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:46,509
Ned, do you play that thing?

1523
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,077
Uh, no.

1524
01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:51,014
Come on, Ned, one song.

1525
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:52,248
(ALL CHATTERING)

1526
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,024
I'm sorry I made fun of you,
really, honey.

1527
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,628
Come on.
You play, I'll hula.

1528
01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,430
LOUISE: How do you know
how to do a hula?

1529
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,132
I learned it on
our honeymoon.

1530
01:16:09,165 --> 01:16:10,233
(PLAYING)

1531
01:16:14,638 --> 01:16:16,505
Go, girl.

1532
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:18,574
Hey, handsome.

1533
01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:20,176
Come on, dance with me.

1534
01:16:30,519 --> 01:16:33,056
Come on, Ned.
Dance with me, please?

1535
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,423
No, I can't.

1536
01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:35,925
That's not what I remember.

1537
01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:37,761
Come on.

1538
01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:40,730
What about music?

1539
01:16:40,764 --> 01:16:42,331
I'll take care of the music.

1540
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,136
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1541
01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:48,237
CINDY: It's a music box.

1542
01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:49,639
Oh, no.

1543
01:16:50,573 --> 01:16:52,642
(HUMMING)

1544
01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:01,918
I don't remember.

1545
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,186
Yes, you do.

1546
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,255
JANET: Hips.

1547
01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:30,246
It's a shame
these other people are here.

1548
01:17:30,279 --> 01:17:31,480
What people?

1549
01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:33,316
ALL: * The night is young

1550
01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,853
* And so are we

1551
01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,359
* Dreams come true

1552
01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:45,461
* Dreams come true

1553
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:48,664
* In Blue Hawaii

1554
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,102
* All my dreams
will come true

1555
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:56,840
* On this night of
nights with you *

1556
01:18:24,801 --> 01:18:26,770
What are you doing up?

1557
01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:28,204
I couldn't sleep.

1558
01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:31,074
Me either.

1559
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:35,078
What's going on?

1560
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:38,848
They're dancing.

1561
01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:42,952
* Lovely you

1562
01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:47,023
* And Blue Hawaii

1563
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:52,095
* With all
this loveliness... *

1564
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:53,329
Let's go to bed.

1565
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,131
Okay.

1566
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,472
(ALL CHATTERING)

1567
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:00,930
Cosmo, go away.

1568
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:17,746
(SCREAMING)

1569
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:23,052
Ladies and gentleman,
put your hands together
for the Mr. Tom Jones.

1570
01:20:23,086 --> 01:20:25,889
(IT'S NOT USUAL PLAYING)

1571
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:36,099
They're playing our song.

1572
01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:43,339
* It's not unusual
to have fun with anyone

1573
01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,042
* But when I see you hanging
about with anyone *

1574
01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:49,112
I'm sorry.

1575
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,049
It's okay.
I just finished, actually.

1576
01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:54,783
Go ahead.

1577
01:20:54,817 --> 01:20:56,452
Thanks.

1578
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,488
And, Grover.

1579
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,960
Remember last night,
when you said that
you were invisible?

1580
01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,896
Yeah.

1581
01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:10,133
Well, you're wrong.
I've always noticed you,

1582
01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:14,337
and you're not invisible.

1583
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:25,148
(ALL CHATTERING)

1584
01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:34,623
T.J.: I fixed up those traps,
but I think we ought to
give them a test.

1585
01:21:35,524 --> 01:21:36,659
I'll get it.

1586
01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,665
Hello. Is your mother home?

1587
01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:47,236
Yes, but she's sick.

1588
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,105
We all are.

1589
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,040
(COUGHING)

1590
01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:54,543
She's been waiting for this.

1591
01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:56,980
Can you tell her
it's from Mr. Doyle?

1592
01:21:57,013 --> 01:21:58,881
Oh, okay. Do you work
with her at the bank?

1593
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,683
No, I'm her lawyer.

1594
01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:02,151
Thanks.

1595
01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,773
Listen, I just...
I thought that...

1596
01:22:24,807 --> 01:22:26,009
Go ahead.
No, go on.

1597
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:27,910
Well, last night, I...

1598
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:30,746
Could I just
have your attention
for just a minute, please?

1599
01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,715
Introducing
the new Cindy Figler.

1600
01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:35,651
Come on.

1601
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:41,390
From the private
basement collection
of Janet Beindorf,

1602
01:22:41,424 --> 01:22:44,893
(EXCLAIMING)
Cindy is wearing
a beautiful evening gown

1603
01:22:44,927 --> 01:22:47,196
of green sequins

1604
01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:50,199
and it's got a green
dirndl skirt, as well.

1605
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:57,306
We're ready.

1606
01:22:58,274 --> 01:22:59,708
All right, everybody.

1607
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,179
Let's get down to business.

1608
01:23:04,613 --> 01:23:06,315
Mom? Dad?

1609
01:23:10,686 --> 01:23:11,887
Your turn.

1610
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,589
Are you all right?

1611
01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:16,725
Okay, I'm the one
asking the questions
right now, all right?

1612
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:21,730
What's the first thing
that you noticed about Dad?

1613
01:23:23,699 --> 01:23:24,767
Honestly?

1614
01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:27,736
His car.

1615
01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:30,439
CINDY: His car?
JANET: It's true.

1616
01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:33,542
It was a 1972 Olds
Cutlass convertible.

1617
01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:36,545
It was dark blue
with a V8 engine.

1618
01:23:36,579 --> 01:23:38,647
It had no muffler.
It was very loud.

1619
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:42,485
My father hated it,
and of course, I loved it.

1620
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:45,554
It really was a beauty,
and Ned took
great care of it.

1621
01:23:46,589 --> 01:23:48,424
Dad? What did you
notice about Mom?

1622
01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:59,502
That she was
the most beautiful girl
I had ever seen.

1623
01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,308
GROVER:
So, let's cut to the chase.

1624
01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,710
What went wrong?

1625
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:11,046
It's just like we said.
It's not any big thing.

1626
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,349
It's just a bunch of...
Little things?

1627
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:15,418
Like you thought you should
get a divorce?

1628
01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:18,487
Honey, we've said
we're not getting a divorce.

1629
01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:20,989
Mommy and Daddy
just needed some time.

1630
01:24:21,023 --> 01:24:24,627
We thought it would be best
if we separated
for just a little while.

1631
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,362
I didn't, actually.

1632
01:24:27,430 --> 01:24:29,064
I mean,
you said you were unhappy,

1633
01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:30,299
and I said,
"Well, if you're unhappy,

1634
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:31,834
"then maybe we should get..."

1635
01:24:31,867 --> 01:24:33,769
Ned, you did say so.

1636
01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:37,039
No, I wasn't happy,
but I didn't say...

1637
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,741
Ned,
I remember you saying it.

1638
01:24:38,774 --> 01:24:40,443
You don't really
talk all that much,

1639
01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:42,545
so I would remember
that you would say it.

1640
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:45,581
Why does everything
have to turn into a fight
with you guys?

1641
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:49,385
No wonder
you're getting divorced.

1642
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:54,157
Son, again,
no one is saying anything
about divorce.

1643
01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:56,159
No one is talking
about divorce.

1644
01:24:58,127 --> 01:24:59,728
(PHONE RINGING)

1645
01:25:00,996 --> 01:25:02,365
Then who sent
the divorce papers?

1646
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,772
Who turned off
the answering machine?

1647
01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:17,180
I want to see those papers.
Matt!

1648
01:25:18,147 --> 01:25:19,815
Hey, Matt,
are you still up there?

1649
01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:21,417
Right here, Mr. Beindorf.

1650
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,885
Matt.

1651
01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:26,289
Matt, bring the papers up
for me to see. Now!

1652
01:25:31,327 --> 01:25:32,761
Hello?

1653
01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:34,197
RALPH: Hi, it's Ralph Doyle.

1654
01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:35,764
What do you want?

1655
01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,233
I want to talk
to your mother.

1656
01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:39,034
I thought I told you
that she's sick.

1657
01:25:39,067 --> 01:25:40,769
Did you give her that...

1658
01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:42,338
You mean the divorce papers?

1659
01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:44,240
She got them,
she was just thrilled.

1660
01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,141
What happened
to trial separation?

1661
01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,344
Just listen to me, please.
You never...

1662
01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:50,346
It's getting a little
ugly down here, man.

1663
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,080
Can't you tell
we're having a party?

1664
01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:54,417
Whoopee!

1665
01:25:55,718 --> 01:25:57,286
DOYLE: I'm sure she must
have some questions.

1666
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,588
Oh, yeah? Well, so do I!

1667
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,524
(YOWLING)

1668
01:26:01,557 --> 01:26:04,327
We're supposed to be
saving marriages,
not breaking them up.

1669
01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:10,899
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1670
01:27:01,250 --> 01:27:02,685
What happened?

1671
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:08,957
Things just aren't going
exactly the way we planned.

1672
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:24,473
Ned.
What?

1673
01:27:25,474 --> 01:27:27,610
Come on, I'm sorry.

1674
01:27:27,643 --> 01:27:30,279
About what? You purposely
deceiving me?
I don't think so.

1675
01:27:30,313 --> 01:27:33,282
I went to this lawyer
just for advice.

1676
01:27:33,316 --> 01:27:35,451
He said anybody
who separates,

1677
01:27:35,484 --> 01:27:37,820
they usually draw up
divorce papers.

1678
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:39,755
He said
you were probably
doing the same thing.

1679
01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:42,425
Well, I wasn't.
And if I were,
I would've told you.

1680
01:27:42,458 --> 01:27:43,859
Come on,
Ned, just talk to me.

1681
01:27:44,693 --> 01:27:46,995
Talk to my attorney, Donald.

1682
01:27:51,867 --> 01:27:53,001
I'll get you the house.

1683
01:27:53,035 --> 01:27:54,670
The kids may be a problem.

1684
01:28:52,361 --> 01:28:54,329
Yes! That's it!

1685
01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:58,333
(LAUGHING)

1686
01:28:58,367 --> 01:28:59,735
We're through!

1687
01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:00,936
Oh, my God!

1688
01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:07,776
Yeah,
but who are you going to get
to fit through there?

1689
01:29:14,316 --> 01:29:15,784
They're trying to escape!

1690
01:29:15,818 --> 01:29:17,319
It'll be okay.

1691
01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:18,921
Groves is going to be pissed!

1692
01:29:18,954 --> 01:29:20,255
He'll be back any second.

1693
01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:21,690
Get in there!

1694
01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:23,091
(ALL CHATTERING)

1695
01:29:26,061 --> 01:29:27,396
Making progress.

1696
01:29:27,430 --> 01:29:28,731
I made it!

1697
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,537
I'm stuck!

1698
01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:36,405
Hang in.
Hang in, honey, hang in.

1699
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:37,973
Yes, you can do it!
Louise.

1700
01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:39,775
VICTOR: Help!

1701
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:41,043
Be careful!

1702
01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,445
Help!

1703
01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:55,491
Look out for the trip wire!

1704
01:29:57,292 --> 01:29:58,894
Don't do that!

1705
01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:00,529
Help me, come on!

1706
01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:07,670
VICTOR: Matt,
Jimmy, Teddy, come here!

1707
01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:19,582
VICTOR:
You can't push and pull
at the same time!

1708
01:30:23,318 --> 01:30:24,620
Grover?

1709
01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:32,360
Wait!

1710
01:30:32,394 --> 01:30:35,163
Groves,
where have you been, man?

1711
01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:37,800
VICTOR:
Hey, what about me?

1712
01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:41,436
T.J.: Later!

1713
01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:45,240
Operator?
This is Chief Rocco.

1714
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:47,476
Get me the police.

1715
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:54,850
MATT: Grover!

1716
01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,622
Nothing's wrong, huh?

1717
01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:01,857
Well, what about this?

1718
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,532
Hello.

1719
01:31:10,899 --> 01:31:13,135
This is Officers
Davis and Brickowski.

1720
01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:15,237
All right, now.

1721
01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:17,372
Don't you worry
about anything.

1722
01:31:17,405 --> 01:31:19,241
Something strange
is going on here.

1723
01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:20,976
(SCREAMING)

1724
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:25,313
Hey! Did you see that?

1725
01:31:25,347 --> 01:31:27,816
Hey, Dave!
What happened to you?

1726
01:31:31,219 --> 01:31:32,555
Did you see that?

1727
01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:34,356
How did those kids do that?

1728
01:31:34,389 --> 01:31:36,424
Mayday!

1729
01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:38,326
You wait right here.
Don't go away.

1730
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:39,762
I'm gonna get help.

1731
01:31:39,795 --> 01:31:40,663
But...

1732
01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:42,364
Chief!

1733
01:31:42,397 --> 01:31:43,732
Chief Rocco!

1734
01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:48,571
MAN: Help!

1735
01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:54,677
Grover, come on,
open the door.

1736
01:31:55,410 --> 01:31:56,845
Please?

1737
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:07,856
Come on in.

1738
01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:20,903
How are you doing?

1739
01:32:21,436 --> 01:32:22,871
Bad.

1740
01:32:23,338 --> 01:32:24,740
Same here.

1741
01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:33,548
(SIGHING)

1742
01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:36,351
It's over.

1743
01:32:36,384 --> 01:32:37,653
What do you mean?

1744
01:32:38,987 --> 01:32:40,756
I mean, we failed.

1745
01:32:44,092 --> 01:32:47,663
Our parents aren't
going to change just
because we want them to.

1746
01:32:50,365 --> 01:32:51,700
What we did was wrong.

1747
01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:54,903
Wrong and stupid.

1748
01:32:58,540 --> 01:32:59,975
It's time to
let them out, guys.

1749
01:33:01,109 --> 01:33:03,178
No, wait a minute!

1750
01:33:05,881 --> 01:33:08,116
Look,
it wasn't stupid at all.

1751
01:33:09,952 --> 01:33:12,320
So, maybe we can't
fix everything,
you know,

1752
01:33:13,021 --> 01:33:14,657
but, who can?

1753
01:33:15,758 --> 01:33:17,893
But at least we tried, right?

1754
01:33:20,495 --> 01:33:22,698
I don't know if
your parents will separate

1755
01:33:22,731 --> 01:33:25,200
or divorce or live
happily ever after,

1756
01:33:26,468 --> 01:33:27,970
but we didn't fail.

1757
01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:31,239
I mean, at least
they know how we feel.

1758
01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:33,608
MATT: She's right, Groves.

1759
01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:37,045
Who'd have thought
we'd all be friends,
you know?

1760
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,082
Hey, who says we're friends?

1761
01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:46,288
We're more like a family.

1762
01:34:04,773 --> 01:34:06,842
You guys,
group hug, group hug!

1763
01:34:08,877 --> 01:34:10,645
T.J.: God,
I love you all so much!

1764
01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:15,851
I love you!

1765
01:34:16,584 --> 01:34:19,154
(SIRENS WAILING)

1766
01:34:26,394 --> 01:34:28,463
MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:
The house
is completely surrounded!

1767
01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:30,432
Come out with your hands up!

1768
01:34:30,465 --> 01:34:31,533
What's going on?

1769
01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:32,701
Oh, no.

1770
01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,137
The cops!
The cops?

1771
01:34:38,707 --> 01:34:41,710
Hey! Mayday!

1772
01:34:41,744 --> 01:34:42,978
MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:
The house is surrounded.

1773
01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,346
Come out with your hands up.

1774
01:34:44,379 --> 01:34:46,081
Fellas? Excuse me?

1775
01:34:46,882 --> 01:34:48,550
Did you hear that?
We're free.

1776
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,118
Who is that?
We're free!

1777
01:34:50,152 --> 01:34:51,586
We're free?

1778
01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:53,288
(ALL CHATTERING)

1779
01:34:53,321 --> 01:34:54,890
We're free!

1780
01:34:54,923 --> 01:34:57,025
CINDY: I can't believe
that we're free!

1781
01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:00,929
Come on! Let's go.

1782
01:35:03,565 --> 01:35:05,700
Gwenna.

1783
01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:08,036
I forgive you. Come on.

1784
01:35:22,317 --> 01:35:23,952
Come on.

1785
01:35:26,789 --> 01:35:29,224
I'm sure that it's
not over yet for you.

1786
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,293
I knew you two
still loved each other

1787
01:35:31,326 --> 01:35:33,295
when you were fighting
over the fuse box.

1788
01:35:33,328 --> 01:35:34,797
You have so much passion.

1789
01:35:34,830 --> 01:35:37,099
Yeah, don't ever
lose that, honey, okay?

1790
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,002
ROCCO: Move it, rookie.

1791
01:35:40,035 --> 01:35:42,737
MAN: Keep the house covered!

1792
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:49,744
I repeat.
Put down your weapons,

1793
01:35:49,778 --> 01:35:51,980
and come out
with your hands up.

1794
01:35:52,014 --> 01:35:54,482
The house is
completely surrounded.

1795
01:35:57,552 --> 01:35:59,822
Prepare to enter, boys.

1796
01:35:59,855 --> 01:36:01,623
You have five seconds.

1797
01:36:01,656 --> 01:36:03,391
One.

1798
01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:05,027
Two.

1799
01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:06,361
Three.

1800
01:36:07,662 --> 01:36:09,497
MAN: Movement at the door!

1801
01:36:27,916 --> 01:36:29,451
Our parents are
locked in the...

1802
01:36:33,188 --> 01:36:35,790
Our parents are
locked in the basement.

1803
01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:43,131
And Mr. Finley is stuck
in one of the windows.

1804
01:36:45,033 --> 01:36:49,404
We are prepared to surrender!

1805
01:36:59,481 --> 01:37:00,849
Let's go!

1806
01:37:01,683 --> 01:37:03,151
Let's go, go, go!

1807
01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:04,853
Move!

1808
01:37:08,256 --> 01:37:09,491
Come on, move!

1809
01:37:09,524 --> 01:37:10,592
Come on. Let's go. Move.

1810
01:37:12,727 --> 01:37:14,229
NED: We're in here!

1811
01:37:14,262 --> 01:37:15,563
Help us!

1812
01:37:15,597 --> 01:37:17,065
In here!

1813
01:37:17,966 --> 01:37:19,234
DONALD: Behind the blanket,
you idiots.

1814
01:37:19,267 --> 01:37:20,535
Come on!

1815
01:37:25,307 --> 01:37:27,642
Look at this!
It's some kind of cult!

1816
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:29,311
Officer,
my husband's in the wall.

1817
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,445
(SNEEZING)

1818
01:39:05,107 --> 01:39:07,409
Does anybody have a cigarette
for my friend here?

1819
01:39:08,510 --> 01:39:10,145
Forget it, I quit.

1820
01:39:11,046 --> 01:39:12,680
Sir, sir, sir,
could you help me?

1821
01:39:12,714 --> 01:39:14,116
My husband is in the wall.

1822
01:39:23,058 --> 01:39:25,560
You're in very big trouble.
You know that, don't you?

1823
01:39:25,927 --> 01:39:27,662
Ned?

1824
01:39:27,695 --> 01:39:30,532
We're going to have
to get a statement
from your daughter.

1825
01:39:30,565 --> 01:39:32,234
I'll be there in a minute.

1826
01:39:32,267 --> 01:39:33,701
Ned? We have to talk.

1827
01:39:34,969 --> 01:39:36,138
I don't...

1828
01:39:36,171 --> 01:39:38,206
Don't talk. Look.

1829
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:40,275
Just look!

1830
01:39:40,308 --> 01:39:42,710
Look at what
Grover's done for us.

1831
01:39:44,012 --> 01:39:47,049
Not this.
Just everything else.

1832
01:39:48,683 --> 01:39:50,185
I know we made mistakes, Ned.

1833
01:39:50,218 --> 01:39:51,686
I made most of them.

1834
01:39:53,188 --> 01:39:55,190
I don't think they would have
done any of this

1835
01:39:55,223 --> 01:39:56,991
if we hadn't
done something right.

1836
01:39:57,025 --> 01:39:58,426
But you said...

1837
01:39:58,460 --> 01:40:00,462
But it doesn't
matter what I said.

1838
01:40:00,495 --> 01:40:01,729
Ned.

1839
01:40:03,865 --> 01:40:06,101
You love me very much.

1840
01:40:10,972 --> 01:40:13,007
And you love me, too.

1841
01:40:25,087 --> 01:40:27,489
Hold on a second, Ma. Grover!

1842
01:40:29,591 --> 01:40:31,059
Grover.

1843
01:40:31,093 --> 01:40:32,394
Grover.

1844
01:40:32,927 --> 01:40:35,230
Anything you say can...

1845
01:40:36,431 --> 01:40:37,799
You've also
the right to remain silent.

1846
01:40:37,832 --> 01:40:39,367
Anything you say...

1847
01:40:39,401 --> 01:40:40,602
Excuse me?

1848
01:40:40,635 --> 01:40:42,170
All right!

1849
01:40:43,405 --> 01:40:45,507
Oh, my God!
They're kissing!

1850
01:41:09,764 --> 01:41:10,798
Let's go bail out our boy.

1851
01:41:10,832 --> 01:41:12,134
Okay.

1852
01:41:12,734 --> 01:41:14,169
I'm stuck!

1853
01:41:14,936 --> 01:41:16,704
(BARKING)

1854
01:41:26,214 --> 01:41:28,082
Excuse me, miss.

1855
01:41:28,116 --> 01:41:30,352
Son, do you
understand these rights...

1856
01:41:30,385 --> 01:41:33,688
Grover!
Do you have any idea...

1857
01:41:33,721 --> 01:41:36,391
(ALL SCREAMING)

1858
01:41:41,429 --> 01:41:42,597
Excuse me!

1859
01:41:43,064 --> 01:41:44,299
Excuse me.

1860
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:48,203
Hello? Anybody?

1861
01:41:48,236 --> 01:41:51,606
We were charged
with kidnapping,
civil disobedience

1862
01:41:51,639 --> 01:41:55,310
and practicing psychotherapy
without a license.

1863
01:41:55,343 --> 01:41:57,679
GROVER: We all spent
a night in juvenile hall,

1864
01:41:57,712 --> 01:41:59,614
but then Mr. Krupp
came and got us out.

1865
01:42:00,548 --> 01:42:02,250
Mrs. Krupp said
she'd take him

1866
01:42:02,284 --> 01:42:04,919
for everything
he had if he didn't.

1867
01:42:04,952 --> 01:42:08,423
They later got divorced.

1868
01:42:08,456 --> 01:42:11,559
Mrs. Krupp went back
to law school, though.

1869
01:42:11,593 --> 01:42:13,861
They started up
their own law practice,

1870
01:42:13,895 --> 01:42:16,231
Krupp & Krupp,
attorneys at law.

1871
01:42:17,399 --> 01:42:19,467
Mr. and Mrs. Finley
are doing great.

1872
01:42:19,501 --> 01:42:21,803
They even passed
the two-year mark.

1873
01:42:21,836 --> 01:42:25,673
And Mrs. Finley is expecting
a new member of the family.

1874
01:42:25,707 --> 01:42:28,310
Mrs. Figler stopped
going out on Brooke's dates

1875
01:42:28,343 --> 01:42:29,844
and started going out
on her own.

1876
01:42:34,115 --> 01:42:36,684
All of us kids
still pretty much
hang out together

1877
01:42:36,718 --> 01:42:40,522
and things pretty much
got back to normal.

1878
01:42:43,124 --> 01:42:46,127
Well, not quite normal.

1879
01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:48,530
(ALL CHEERING)

1880
01:43:01,209 --> 01:43:03,611
And Brooke and I are also
kind of dating right now.

1881
01:43:04,346 --> 01:43:07,215
It's weird, but great.

1882
01:43:14,956 --> 01:43:16,658
All right, Grover rules!

1883
01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:19,794
Mom and Dad found
a good shrink,

1884
01:43:19,827 --> 01:43:22,597
and they're still together.

1885
01:43:22,630 --> 01:43:24,799
In fact, right now,
me and Stacy

1886
01:43:24,832 --> 01:43:26,934
are with them
on their second honeymoon

1887
01:43:26,968 --> 01:43:28,636
in Hawaii.

1888
01:43:28,670 --> 01:43:30,238
Stacy, can you zoom in
on that kiss?

1889
01:43:30,272 --> 01:43:31,539
STACY: Sure!

1890
01:43:34,309 --> 01:43:37,245
Hang on a second,
I almost forgot.

1891
01:43:37,279 --> 01:43:39,213
Mom and Dad
made us promise never

1892
01:43:39,247 --> 01:43:40,782
to lock them
in the basement again.

1893
01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:43,385
We promised.

1894
01:43:43,418 --> 01:43:45,587
Because we figured
there's always the attic.

1895
01:43:46,888 --> 01:43:48,290
Come on!

1896
01:43:50,392 --> 01:43:53,461
Come on,
let's go to the beach
before it's too late.

1897
01:43:53,495 --> 01:43:55,330
Tomorrow,
the first thing we should do
is go windsurfing

1898
01:43:55,363 --> 01:43:57,532
and then go scuba diving.

1899
01:43:57,565 --> 01:43:59,100
All right,
should I stop making plans?

1900
01:43:59,133 --> 01:44:00,768
GROVER: I think so!

1901
01:44:00,802 --> 01:44:02,637
(ALL SCREAMING)

1902
01:44:15,783 --> 01:44:17,785
(DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
FOR LOVE PLAYING)

1903
01:44:28,763 --> 01:44:31,733
* Change the world,
it's not all that crazy

1904
01:44:31,766 --> 01:44:35,269
* Innocent but twisted,
she cried

1905
01:44:35,303 --> 01:44:37,905
* Open up the source
of confusion

1906
01:44:37,939 --> 01:44:41,509
* Oh, what a life,
oh, what a surprise

1907
01:44:41,543 --> 01:44:44,512
* Take a chance
before you know it

1908
01:44:44,546 --> 01:44:47,582
* Once begun you'll find
yourself all the way in

1909
01:44:47,615 --> 01:44:50,718
* There's always a prize
when you go in

1910
01:44:50,752 --> 01:44:53,821
* If you work harder
I'm bettin' you'd win

1911
01:44:53,855 --> 01:44:56,324
* If you work hard
I'm bettin' you'd win

1912
01:44:57,825 --> 01:45:00,862
* Life is but
a wonderful journey

1913
01:45:00,895 --> 01:45:03,898
* Be careful not to lose
your point along the way

1914
01:45:03,931 --> 01:45:07,602
* You're so young, young,
young, full of wonder

1915
01:45:07,635 --> 01:45:10,538
* I'd do anything
to make you stay

1916
01:45:10,572 --> 01:45:13,641
* The big, round sun
is shinin'

1917
01:45:13,675 --> 01:45:16,778
* It's gonna be
a brand new day

1918
01:45:16,811 --> 01:45:19,447
* Do what you gotta do
for love

1919
01:45:19,481 --> 01:45:21,315
* And no one's gonna
tell you

1920
01:45:21,349 --> 01:45:23,250
* Not to chase your dreams
out to the very edge

1921
01:45:23,284 --> 01:45:24,986
* Do what you gotta do
for love

1922
01:45:26,421 --> 01:45:28,723
* What you gotta do,
gotta do for love

1923
01:45:28,756 --> 01:45:31,559
* For love, for love,
for love, for love

1924
01:45:32,960 --> 01:45:35,730
* Yeah, you know
your mama told you

1925
01:45:35,763 --> 01:45:37,331
* So many times
like nursery rhymes

1926
01:45:37,365 --> 01:45:39,333
* Stuck inside your head

1927
01:45:39,367 --> 01:45:42,203
* The mystery of life
can enfold you

1928
01:45:42,236 --> 01:45:44,806
* You don't sell out cheap,
you set out cheap instead

1929
01:45:44,839 --> 01:45:48,075
* They were talkin'
David and Goliath

1930
01:45:48,109 --> 01:45:50,044
* Don't let it be,
shake the tree

1931
01:45:50,077 --> 01:45:52,514
* Till happiness flows

1932
01:45:52,547 --> 01:45:54,782
* It's such an
age-old story, yeah

1933
01:45:54,816 --> 01:45:56,718
* Take a chance,
true romance

1934
01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:58,285
* You gotta dance
the dance

1935
01:45:58,319 --> 01:46:01,423
* There's no way around It,
you just gotta dance
the dance

1936
01:46:01,456 --> 01:46:04,759
* So take a ride,
choose your side

1937
01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:08,029
* And at least you try,
you try to make it right

1938
01:46:08,062 --> 01:46:11,433
* Show them you
can get them there

1939
01:46:11,466 --> 01:46:14,669
* With your heart hangin',
on the corner hangin' out

1940
01:46:14,702 --> 01:46:18,072
* Yeah, take a stand
in the matters that we got

1941
01:46:18,105 --> 01:46:20,775
* Yeah, you reach that,
reach that sweet delight

1942
01:46:20,808 --> 01:46:22,977
* Do what you gotta
do for love

1943
01:46:24,145 --> 01:46:26,948
* What you gotta do,
gotta do for love

1944
01:46:26,981 --> 01:46:30,485
* Do what you gotta
do for love

1945
01:46:30,518 --> 01:46:32,987
* What you gotta do,
gotta do for love *

1946
01:46:49,604 --> 01:46:51,405
(IT'S GOOD TO KNOW
THAT I'M ALIVE PLAYING)

1947
01:47:00,648 --> 01:47:03,885
* You make me smile

1948
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:06,020
* Everybody needs
a little sunshine

1949
01:47:06,053 --> 01:47:08,723
* And when I do, you're always
there with my surprise

1950
01:47:08,756 --> 01:47:12,494
* It's good to know
that I'm alive

1951
01:47:15,963 --> 01:47:19,166
* Caught up in the middle
of a lovely, lovely day

1952
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:23,104
* And did you ever get
the blues and think
they'd never go away

1953
01:47:23,137 --> 01:47:26,508
* And then you're by
this big fat dude
who just stopped by to say

1954
01:47:26,541 --> 01:47:28,776
* There's a lesson
to be learned

1955
01:47:28,810 --> 01:47:31,178
* And everybody's
gotta pay

1956
01:47:32,514 --> 01:47:35,983
* You make me sing

1957
01:47:36,017 --> 01:47:38,486
* Everybody's lookin' for an
answer with a metaphysical
ring

1958
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:40,622
* Can you take me out there

1959
01:47:40,655 --> 01:47:44,058
* It's good to know
that I'm alive

1960
01:47:47,461 --> 01:47:49,096
* Now you got
your crazy wisdom

1961
01:47:49,130 --> 01:47:50,998
* To light
the stars at night

1962
01:47:51,032 --> 01:47:54,636
* You've been walkin'
that high wire, babe,
without a net in sight

1963
01:47:54,669 --> 01:47:56,437
* And you believe
in reincarnation

1964
01:47:56,470 --> 01:47:58,172
* But that was in
another life

1965
01:47:58,205 --> 01:48:00,341
* Well, like the bible said,
be happy

1966
01:48:00,374 --> 01:48:02,243
* It's okay to change
your mind

1967
01:48:04,445 --> 01:48:07,281
* You make me smile

1968
01:48:07,314 --> 01:48:12,554
* Everybody needs
a little something

1969
01:48:12,587 --> 01:48:16,290
* It's good to know
that I'm alive

1970
01:48:16,323 --> 01:48:18,760
* I'm alive

1971
01:48:20,061 --> 01:48:22,163
* You make me sing

1972
01:48:22,196 --> 01:48:27,635
* Everybody needs
a little something

1973
01:48:27,669 --> 01:48:31,372
* It's good to know
that I'm alive

1974
01:48:31,405 --> 01:48:33,741
* I'm alive

1975
01:48:34,709 --> 01:48:37,979
* You make me smile

1976
01:48:39,446 --> 01:48:41,182
(GIRL LAUGHING)