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Previously on Superman:
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You owe me an explanation-
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Look, I've still got half the Kryptonite-
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I still can finish the job-
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Keep in mind, this is your last chance-
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Does this mean you and Bruce...?
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We haven't made a formal commitment
or anything, but...
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...yeah, it's that serious-
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This could be a fair fight after all,
and who wants to see that?
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Evening, Ms-Lane-Where's Mr-Kent?
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- Probably out husking some corn-
- Miss Lane?
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Yeah, I'm still here-
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Superman's towing the ship to harbor?
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Can you find out how close he is?
Yeah, I'll hold-
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Let me guess-You're the only one here-
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Is there something I should know?
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- How do I contact Superman?
- He's out at sea-
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Never around when you need him-
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Stay here-I'm the one it's after-
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Bruce?
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So when were you gonna tell me?
The honeymoon?
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Stay back-
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Did I miss anything?
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Reports indicate target acquisition
negative, Mr. Luthor, sorry.
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He survived-He lasted long enough
for Superman to save him-
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- Then they have the robot-
- I know-
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- But, Lex, they'll trace it back to you...
- I know!
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Call the clown-I need one last meeting-
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How could you have lied to me
like that?
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Now, I never actually said
I wasn't Batman-
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You wanna know what really galls me?
I mean, beside the fact...
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...that the new man in my life
is really two men?
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It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story
of the year, "Batman Unmasked"...
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...and there's not a blessed thing
I can do about it-
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Then you really do love me-
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I'll get some iodine for that scrape-
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Burning, stinging iodine-
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I see she's taking it well-
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It's ironic, you know-
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She likes Bruce Wayne
and she likes Superman-
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It's the other two guys
she's not crazy about-
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Too bad we can't mix-and-match-
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I'm not used to being rescued-
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- Thanks-
- I owed you one-
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That robot tonight, it came from Lexcorp-
I can prove it-
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That's why I'm here-I figured you might
want to help me bring Luthor in-
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A partnership? You're joking-
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I'm having trouble finding Luthor
and I thought...
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...you might have some ideas-
- I might-
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She's not gonna like this,
me leaving so soon...
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...for another fight-
- Tell me about it-
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That cut on your shoulder
looked pretty nasty, Bruce-
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I know a good doctor who...
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Oh, no-
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Has to be done-
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I don't suppose a stern lecture
on unnecessary risk-taking...
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...is going to sway you-
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- Sorry-
- I didn't think so-Just be...
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Careful-
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Look at all the toys-
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Santa's been good to you, Lex-
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Joker, we've got serious problems-
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A flying wing! Twenty times
bigger than Batman's...
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...and, knowing you,
a hundred times as lethal-
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Joker! Did you bring the rest
of the Kryptonite?
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Right here, chrome-dome-
What's the plan?
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Payback-
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What's so funny?
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Don't you get it, Harl?
We're being set up to take the fall-
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He can't do that-
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Oh, no? How does this sound?
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When I heard that one of my robots
had been commandeered to kill Batman...
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...I personally came here to investigate,
and much to my surprise...
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...I found you two-
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It'll be your word against pudding's-
I mean, Mr-J's-
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Somehow, Pooh, I don't think
we're gonna get the chance to say much-
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You mean he's gonna kill us?
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No, she is-I abhor violence-
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Now, this is funny, Mr-J,
except we're never gonna collect...
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...our billion bucks now-
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True, but I see
a delightful consolation prize-
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Nothing like a nice big smile-
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- All done-
- I love to personalize all my stuff-
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Very amusing-
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So how much is it going to cost me
to get out of this?
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I'm not a material guy, Lexy-
No, what I want now is for you...
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...to know what it feels like
to lose everything you have-
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Everything you've ever built-
Like I lost everything to old Batboy-
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We have incoming. Bats and flyboy.
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I'll be right in-Bye-bye-
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- See anything?
- Luthor's been lining his buildings...
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...with lead-
It blocks my x-ray vision-
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Well, there's always the direct approach-
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You're learning-
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A little distraction
would be useful right now...
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...wouldn't you say, Lexy?
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I think your toys can handle this
by themselves-
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Besides, I'd hate to spoil
my new paint job-
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Now, let's see here-
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Ignition-
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Couldn't have done it better myself-
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Helps if you're prepared-
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Where's Luthor?
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Joker took him in the Lexwing-
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He said he'd make him lose everything
he ever built-
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Luthor's built half of Metropolis-
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Go after The Joker-I shouldn't be long-
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How's it feel, Lexy boy?
Everything with your name on it...
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...is going to be rubble-
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Batman-It's always Batman-
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What do you got in the way
of air-to-air missiles, Lex?
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You're asking me for help?
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If I go down, you go down-
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It's a red switch-
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Which red...? Oh, the heck with it-
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Lead-lined door-
I'll have to thank Luthor-
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Who's flying this thing?
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Do something, for God's sake!
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Eenie, meenie, minie, mo-
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It's gonna blow!
I'll get Quinn, you take Luthor-
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- Pudding-
- At this point, he probably is-
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Hello, this is Angela Chen.
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Though the search
for Joker's body continues...
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...the Coast Guard reports
it is extremely unlikely...
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...that Gotham's most notorious criminal
survived the crash.
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In related news, billionaire Lex Luthor
was again rigorously grilled...
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...by the DA's office over his alleged
connection to The Joker's rampage.
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His statements have been questioned
both by local law officials...
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...and industrialist, Bruce Wayne...
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...who announced immediate termination
of his partnership with Lexcorp.
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And on a lighter note...
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...Joker accomplice Harley Quinn
was returned to Arkham Asylum...
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...for another round of rehabilitation.
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I want a lawyer. I want a doctor.
I want a cheese sandwich!
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Now that's funny-
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I still wish you'd change your mind
about Gotham-
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I adore you, Bruce, but now
there's a lot about you I don't know...
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...and I'm not sure I wanna know-
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I understand-
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Take care of yourself-
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Come to make sure I'm leaving?
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Actually, I thought
we worked well together-
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Not that I wanna make it a regular event-
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She's all yours now,
if you can handle that-
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But you'd better be good to her...
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...because I know where you live-
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