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Look at that.

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The only thing holding
that dress up is faith.

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- 'Hey, come on.'
- 'Someone's coming!'

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- It's Lex! She's with him!
- Great!

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It's the paparazzi wolves
trying to get a scent

6
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of Lex's latest lady friend.

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Not that I read the gossip
columns or anything..

8
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...but I hear
they're quite an item.

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Maybe I should
warn her about him.

10
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- Nah.
- Who is she?

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The trendy
fashion designer, L.L.

12
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L.L.? Lana Lang?

13
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- Lana!
- L.L., over here!

14
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- No, here.
- Give us a smile.

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- 'What a couple.'
- 'Lana, are the jewels real?'

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Everything is real, boys.

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- Lana.
- Sorry, no more questions.

18
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I am here to work, you know.

19
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What's Lana doing
with a guy like Luthor?

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- You know her?
- We...we used to date.

21
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Get out.

22
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In high school.

23
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She's certainly
come up in the world.

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From Smallville, I mean.

25
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- Lana!
- Marco darling.

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Save me some dessert. Mm.

27
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'Mr. Luthor.'

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Mr. Eelan. Make me happy.

29
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The buyers are definitely
interested in the merchandise

30
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but they're insisting
on a demonstration.

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Fine. Arrange it.

32
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Finished. You look fabulous.

33
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Now go out there
and wow the crowd.

34
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'We like your dress.'

35
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Uh, thank you.

36
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And we'd like it <i>now!</i>

37
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Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

38
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Put me down!

39
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Lana?

40
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Let me go,
you fashion-disabled amazon!

41
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Ah!

42
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Keep your mouth shut, missy.

43
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We got a room where
you're gonna slip

44
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into something less expensive.

45
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- Look out!
- Ah!

46
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Maybe you ladies
haven't heard about me.

47
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Yeah, we heard.

48
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You like to <i>save</i> <i>people.</i>

49
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I imagine you hear
this a lot, but thanks.

50
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Hold on.

51
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snap

52
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Hmm, red, blue, yellow.

53
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Primary, but it works
in a superhero-ish kind of way.

54
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Let me guess,
Martha sewed it for you.

55
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What?

56
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By the way, Clark,
how are the folks?

57
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'Lana!'

58
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Over here, men.

59
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Lana, are you alright?

60
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I'm fine, Lex,
thanks to Superman.

61
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You know, this is the first time

62
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I've actually been happy
that alien showed up.

63
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Me too.

64
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I still don't see how you knew.

65
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Oh, come on, Clark.

66
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Just because I'm gorgeous

67
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doesn't mean I'm stupid.

68
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I saw you do all those amazing
things back in high school

69
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then Superman
shows up in Metropolis

70
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the same time as you do.

71
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How do you know
when I showed up in Metropolis?

72
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I've been keeping track.

73
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Root beer float?

74
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See? I didn't forget.

75
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Lana, I've come to warn you.

76
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About Lex. I know.
Everyone has.

77
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Powerful men get those
kinds of reputations.

78
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And I like powerful men.

79
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Lana, this is no joke.

80
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That man Luthor was
speaking with tonight

81
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he's a known arms dealer

82
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responsible for the deaths
of thousands of people.

83
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And you think Lex is
buying weapons through him?

84
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No. Selling.

85
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I think Luthor's got a stockpile
somewhere he's trying to unload.

86
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Well, you're wrong. Besides,
I know how to handle Lex.

87
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I know how to handle
most men, in fact.

88
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It's only Clark Kent I've ever
had any trouble pinning down.

89
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For me, Lana...
just be careful.

90
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For you, Clark, anything.

91
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whoosh

92
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I just want to know
what Superman was doing

93
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in your apartment last night.

94
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And I wanna know what
business you have spying on me.

95
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Are you jealous?

96
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Let's just say
I'm curious.

97
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He wanted to be
sure I was alright.

98
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And to warn me about you.
He said you were a bad boy.

99
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And what did you say?

100
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I said I liked bad boys.

101
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'Your 11:30's here, Mr. Luthor.'

102
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Show him in. Business.

103
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'Well?'

104
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'The merchandise is ready
to ship.'

105
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'As soon as the client
agrees to the terms'

106
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'the deal will go through.'

107
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'I've arranged
for a demonstration.'

108
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I think they'll
be impressed.

109
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- Where?
- 'Down by the old Carter Mill.'

110
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'1 o'clock.'

111
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I'm telling you,
she heard everything.

112
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Maybe I should take her
for a nice little ride.

113
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- No!
- But she was listening.

114
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Of course, she was listening.

115
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A woman like that is going
to be curious about things

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especially me.

117
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Anyway, what does it matter?

118
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She couldn't possibly have
understood what it meant.

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- 'Hello?'
- Clark, it's Lana.

120
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You were right. And the deal's
going down today.

121
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The rifle shoots
a microwave beam

122
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exciting electrons
to their highest state.

123
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pew pew

124
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- Nothing's happening.
- Wait.

125
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I'm gonna like this gun.

126
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pew pew

127
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thud

128
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I think it's deer season.

129
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pew

130
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Sorry. It's only open season
on terrorists.

131
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pew pew pew

132
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thud thud thud

133
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,008
Uh!

134
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I should warn you,
it's been done.

135
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pew

136
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boom

137
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clang clang

138
00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,022
screech

139
00:11:10,022 --> 00:11:13,012
clang clang

140
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'The terrorists are
keeping their mouths shut.'

141
00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:36,012
But those weapons had
Luthor written all over them.

142
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:39,008
I just wish I knew where
he was keeping them stockpiled.

143
00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:41,008
Don't forget,
you still have me.

144
00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:43,016
Oh, no, I don't.
It's too dangerous.

145
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Mmm, but we make
such a perfect team.

146
00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:47,016
No.

147
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,010
I could be your
trusty sidekick

148
00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:51,023
your Dr. Watson,
your Batgirl.

149
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Definitely no.

150
00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:56,019
I, I still have feelings
for you, Clark.

151
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,021
I knew it the minute
I saw you again.

152
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Don't pretend you didn't
feel something too.

153
00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:03,996
Let me prove to you
how good we could be together.

154
00:12:04,004 --> 00:12:05,014
Lana, I don't..

155
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,016
Mmm..

156
00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:15,011
I've seen enough.

157
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,021
I'm glad you could finally
make time for me, Lana.

158
00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:35,021
I was beginning to think
you were trying to avoid me.

159
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,001
You're not getting
rid of me, Lex Luthor.

160
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,996
I'm sticking
to you like glue.

161
00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:44,008
Then I'll see you
tonight for dinner.

162
00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:45,999
Mercy will pick you up
at 7:00.

163
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,006
It's Eelan.

164
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,000
- Yes?
- 'There's a problem.'

165
00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:53,012
I don't care! I want you
in Central City waiting!

166
00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,016
The client expects the shipment
to be ready tonight!

167
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And there'd better not be

168
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,020
any surprise
visitors this time.

169
00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,015
- Hello?
- 'Clark.'

170
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,019
I've been trying
to reach you all day.

171
00:13:09,018 --> 00:13:11,018
Listen, the reason you
haven't been able to find

172
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:14,001
the merchandise in Metropolis is

173
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:15,024
it isn't in Metropolis.

174
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:17,010
'It's in Central City.'

175
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:19,011
'Our friend
has a factory there.'

176
00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:21,024
- How do you know this?
- 'I overheard him.'

177
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:25,012
Oh, Clark, this is how
it could be forever.

178
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:28,006
Me ferreting out crooks,
you catching them.

179
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:32,005
Lana, I told you I didn't
want you spying on Lex anymore.

180
00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:34,008
'I wasn't spying. I was
sitting right next to him.'

181
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,013
Lana..

182
00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:38,017
That must be the limo.
Gotta run.

183
00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:41,999
Remember, Central City
is 500 miles away.

184
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:45,012
'I suggest you
schedule a flight.'

185
00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,017
Lana, wait.

186
00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:13,012
Sorry, I'm late.

187
00:14:15,012 --> 00:14:19,012
- Where's Mercy?
- Sorry, no mercy tonight.

188
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,011
Just heard from Eelan.

189
00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:36,004
Should I cancel
your dinner reservations?

190
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:37,013
Get out.

191
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,016
Get out!

192
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,023
'Unh! Let me go, you maniac!'

193
00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:34,009
Help! Help!

194
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:38,000
That won't do you any good,
Ms. Lang. Nobody's here.

195
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:41,003
The factory is fully automated
because of the lead fumes.

196
00:15:41,002 --> 00:15:43,022
'In fact, there's so much
lead residue on the walls'

197
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:45,011
I doubt Superman
can see through them

198
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:48,014
even if he weren't
in Central City.

199
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,013
crash

200
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,011
You're right, Eelan.

201
00:15:53,013 --> 00:15:54,023
I couldn't see you,

202
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:56,018
but my hearing's pretty good.

203
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:07,013
hiss

204
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,997
snap snap

205
00:16:26,011 --> 00:16:27,021
What are you doing here?

206
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,019
I thought you'd be
in Central City.

207
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:32,009
You overheard too much.
It was too easy.

208
00:16:32,015 --> 00:16:35,995
I knew Central City had to be
a setup, so I followed you.

209
00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:37,016
zap

210
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,006
Hurry. You'll be safe in here.

211
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,018
He calls this safe?

212
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:25,007
pew

213
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,007
boom

214
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,005
rumble

215
00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:34,023
crash

216
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:40,015
Yes!

217
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,005
pew pew

218
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,020
Ah!

219
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,016
crash

220
00:18:34,008 --> 00:18:35,998
thud thud

221
00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:46,008
Ah!

222
00:18:46,012 --> 00:18:48,012
Ah! Uh!

223
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:02,020
Help! Help!

224
00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:13,019
Ah!

225
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:20,000
Clark! Clark!

226
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:24,998
You're a mess.

227
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,012
crash

228
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:55,013
Lana! Going somewhere?

229
00:19:55,016 --> 00:19:57,996
Only to Paris for the unveiling
of the spring line.

230
00:19:58,004 --> 00:20:01,004
I think my strengths are in
fashion, not crime-fighting.

231
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:04,013
Lana, you know I really
care about you. You're like--

232
00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:06,022
Clark Kent, I swear
if you say I'm like

233
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
a sister to you,
I'm going back to Lex.

234
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:13,005
Sorry. But I know you'll find
that special person someday.

235
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,015
So will you.
You deserve it.

236
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:21,001
Someone quiet,
understanding, patient.

237
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:23,995
Hey, Smallville.
Get your tail in here.

238
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,996
Perry's got
an assignment for us.

239
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:31,011
Remember, if you ever
change your mind about me

240
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,012
feel free to fly on up any time.

241
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:38,005
Kent!

242
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:41,005
Coming.