'I can't believe it.'
Not only has Lobo failed to deliver
your thieving brother Sqweek
but now you tell me that Lobo's taken a bribe
to let Sqweek escape!
It's true, Emperor Spooj
on my honor as a bounty hunter.
Lobo has broken his word.
He'll pay for that!
'Find him, Gnaww.'
Drag Lobo and that worthless brother of yours back here
alive or in pieces!
splat
Uh, got it.
Thanks for returning my uniform.
- Now, how about my ship? - Impossible.
For ages I have preserved many rare creatures
even some from your adopted planet Earth.
I'm not an animal to be stuck in a cage.
Normally I don't take sentient beings
but you and Lobo are all that survive
from your respective home worlds.
The Czarnian seems to be adjusting
to his new surroundings.
I suggest you do the same.
Rise and shine, big boy.
Pinch me, I'm dreamin'.
Whoo! Ha ha. No, I'm not.
It's a party, right? I can deal with that.
You babes sit tight, and I'll grab us some suds.
Man, I don't know where I am or how I got here
but I'm glad I.. Urgh!
Morning.
Suddenly it's all coming back to me.
Where's that wrinkled little creep that locked me in here?
When I get my hands on him, I'll..
thud thud
Take it easy, swookums.
No need to get rowdy.
hiss
Gas. Back off, you blasted robo-bims.
There. Nice and peaceful.
No one fights here.
Sorry, fella, but you're my ticket out of here.
crash
A disturbance in the south wing, sir.
Send the security probes.
'Yo, Supes.'
Aw, you ain't gonna bail
without your old pal Lobo, are you?
If any creature in the galaxy
deserves to be locked up, it's you.
Why, you dirty..
Lobie, are you getting rowdy again?
Huh? Oh, no, no. I'm cool.
Come on, man. Cut me a break.
They keep me so pumped with gas I can hardly move.
I gotta get out of here.
So you can attack the Earth again?
I don't think so.
Alright. I don't need you!
I'm the main man. You hear me, you rag-fragging geek-wad?
Oh, my. Such language.
It might take me a week.
It might take me ten years, but I'm gonna bust out..
...and kick that big red S of yours
all over the galaxy...right after..
...I'm done nuking the Earth into guacamole.
And that's...a promise.
If I let you out, do you swear
to leave me and everyone else on Earth in peace?
The main man's word is his bond, man.
thud thud
Oh, jinkies. The Preserver won't like this one bit.
Come here, sweet things.
Oh!
Dang, that felt good.
thud thud
Hey, blue, thanks.
What was that for?
Didn't want you to think I'm going soft on you.
Return to your enclosures.
Who's gonna make us?
zap
Thanks, big-mouth.
I didn't know they were armed.
zap
Neither one of us is back to full strength.
If they drag us back in those cages
they'll probably strap our butts to the floor with razor wire.
Not that it ain't a pleasurable way to perk up
an otherwise ho-hum evening
but I do have me that prisoner to deliver.
We need a decoy to draw their fire.
- Elected. - Hey!
zap zap
thud
Ye-e-eah!
boom
zap
Fragger.
clang
Come on.
Soon as that gas wears off
I'm grinding that Preserver geek into kibble
and feeding him to his varmints.
We should just get our ships and leave.
You want to run? Fine.
Your wimpy little toy rocket
is in the south hangar, right where I left it.
Me? I'm staying to feed wrinkles 31 different flavors of pain.
I give the lessons in discipline here, Czarnian.
I think I stepped in something.
thud
Thanks. I owe you.
Whoa. Heh heh. That's gonna hurt.
Lobo, thought you said you owed me.
What, now?
Oh, whoop-de-fraggin'-do.
Belt?
I may have to capture them myself.
Preserver, another ship is hailing us.
We've tracked the bounty hunter Lobo to your ship.
'Hand him over at once.'
Better yet, come and get him.
Ah, this is sweet.
Quench me, babe.
slurp slurp slurp
Hey-hey, what do you think you're doing?
- Ah! - Say aloha, babe.
The docking bay's on the other side of the jungle.
We're home free.
'Don't bet on it.'
'Move in, boys, without their powers'
'these wimps are dead meat.'
'Ha ha. Let's go get 'em.'
zap zap zap
zap
zap zap
Hey, Lobo, remember us? Ha ha ha.
zap zap
boom
zap zap zap
- Friends of yours? - My bridge club.
It's my brother Gnaww. He's come to rescue me.
In your dreams, Sqweek.
We followed your bike's ion trail.
'It was stronger than your breath.'
Hey, watch what you say about my bike.
zap
We're no match for their weapons.
Tell me about it.
'They're trying to surround us.'
At least I'll go down fraggin'.
'Wait. I see something else.'
- It's.. - What? What?
Get to the docking bay. I'll hold them off here.
Your funeral, Clyde.
Mm, uh, uh, uh..
Now what were you up to?
Oh, I get it.
You were gonna sic one of the Preserver's
bloodthirsty beasts on us.
Well, maybe we'll let whatever's in there rip into you.
You don't want to do that.
Oh, yes, we do.
Throw him in!
That's a bloodthirsty beast?
Not quite.
It's a dodo from Earth.
Earth?
Uh-oh.
thud thud
Ah, the old hog never looked so good.
Yeah. I was hoping I'd get a piece of you before I left.
As much as I dislike taking a personal hand in this matter
you leave me no other choice.
Return to your enclosure immediately.
Who's gonna make me?
I'm gonna have to stop saying that.
thud
How could I ever think trash like you
was worth saving?
I got a cute smile?
thud
thud thud
clang
thud
Sqweek, old buddy, you're about to witness
my good deed for this century.
- You're gonna let me go? - Heh. Funny.
Hey, Supes.
wham
'Hang on!'
screech
And that's how come I was so late getting back here, Spoojie.
I knew you'd never let me down, Lobo.
Despite rumors to the contrary.
splash
But what about Superman and the rest of those creatures?
That's the weirdest part.
Me? I'd have let the critters drift.
Or maybe host a three-year barbecue.
Not old Supes.
Said he had a place all picked out for 'em.
splash
I guess that boy's just a sucker for hard-luck cases.