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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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whoosh
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Get ready. Now!
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beep beep beep
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whoosh
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beep beep beep
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whoosh
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boom
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The readings are off the scale!
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whoosh
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No sign of it.
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Professor, he's coming back!
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Congratulations, professor.
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Your team did a fantastic job
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of refitting this vehicle
for space travel.
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It's hard to believe
it's the same rocket
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that brought me to Earth.
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It was our honor, Superman.
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To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.
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Uh, where did you say
you've kept it all these years?
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I didn't.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
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But I can't help wondering
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about the civilizations
on other worlds.
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Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.
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burp
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I'm givin' you geeks ten seconds
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before I frag
everything in sight!
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One, ten!
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[all screaming]
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(Lobo)
'Not you, Sqweek.'
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Yike!
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Ugh. Heh-heh.
Hey, Lobo.
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Heh, long time no s-e-e.
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Emperor Spewge knows it was you
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what pilfered
his treasury, Sqweek.
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He's paying me
to bring the dough back
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in a nice little pile.
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- What about me?
- Same deal.
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Framed! I was framed!
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Is that so?
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No. No. H-e-elp.
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Hey, leave
my little brother alone.
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Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
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and his Roach Motel rejects.
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Don't tell me you're
after this bounty, too?
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If anyone's gonna collect
on Sqweek, it's gonna be family.
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- Hand him over.
- Sure.
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thud
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I was hoping I'd see
some excitement on this job.
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- Ooh!
- Ah!
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Huh, guess not.
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[cloamoring]
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[mumbling]
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[grunting]
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Hold on, Sqweek.
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[grunting]
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Lobo.
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Hey, wait, ah, ooh!
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bang bang bang
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Aah!
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Ahh. Old weasel spit.
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Too bad I can't stick around.
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[whistles]
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bang
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[engine revving]
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Hey, argh!
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Ergh!
Ah.
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boom
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[all groaning]
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Now I'm mad!
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Now I'm really mad!
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It's always sweeter
collecting a reward
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knowing you beat
some other geek out of it.
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The bounty hunter
has entered range.
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Proceed.
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Aah! Holy fragarolli!
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F-feels like
I'm being torn apart!
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Cool.
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Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely
tired of breathing.
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Show yourself,
ya slimy geek-wad!
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I am the Preserver.
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And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel de Frag.
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Lookie there.
It's checkout time.
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Fragging gizzards!
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'You are Lobo, assassin'
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brigand, sociopath, monster.
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You left out
"Scourge of the Cosmos."
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And the most ruthless
bounty hunter in the galaxy.
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I want to hire you.
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Sorry, dude.
I'm already on a job. Hey!
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Your prisoner will be held
until you return.
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Besides, this job
should be no great task
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to one with your skills.
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Behold.
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Gathered here
are the rarest creatures
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in the universe.
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Each, the last survivor
of its race.
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So you got a thing
for varmints. So what?
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Many years ago
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the planet Krypton
was destroyed.
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I had long believed, all members
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'of the Kryptonian race
were extinct..'
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'...until I found
evidence of one'
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'living on
a distant world called Earth.'
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(Lobo)
'Looks like
a first class wimp to me.'
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(Preserver)
'He is more than he appears.'
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Sluggo, I got better ways
to waste my time
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than rounding up bugs
for your flea circus.
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So if you'll
hand over the runt
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I'll cancel
the home-made colostomy
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I'm planning to inflict
on your tiny, wrinkled..
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[gasps]
Oh, mama!
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That's a lot of mai tais.
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Hoo-ah!
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(Preserver)
'You deliver
the last Kryptonian'
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'and the jewels are yours.'
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'Do we have a bargain?'
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(Lobo)
Hose down a cage, boss.
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You're getting a new monkey.
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(woman on TV)
'Remember those
blurry photos of UFOs'
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'that looked like
garbage pail lids?'
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'Well, we finally got one'
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'that's as clear
as it is confusing.'
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After careful analysis,
experts agree
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it's a scroungy biker
on a flying motorcycle.
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Yeah, right!
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Hey, how's it going, chief?
Uh, maybe you can help me.
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I'm new in town, and I'm looking
to find this geek here.
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Superman?
We don't keep tabs on him.
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He only shows up
if there's trouble.
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I can do trouble.
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I'm confused, Kent, see,
I've lived in Metropolis
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most of my life
and I can't figure out
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how some yokel from Smallville
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is suddenly getting
every hot story in town.
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Well, Lois, the truth is
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I'm actually Superman
in disguise.
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And I only pretend
to be a journalist
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in order to hear about
disasters as they happen
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and then squeeze you
out of the byline.
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You're a sick man, Kent.
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You asked.
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pew pew pew
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boom
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[telephone ringing]
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Yeah? Lane.
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What? I'll be right there.
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Some lunatic's just
opened fire on the midtown..
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...police station.
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Oh, no, you don't,
Kent, not this time.
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boom
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bang
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[yawns]
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Aw, this is getting lame.
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I thought he'd be here
by now. Whoa!
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Mosquito!
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boom
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Ooh!
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thud
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whizz
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Time to up the ante,
I'm thinkin'.
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beep beep
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Huh?
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Finally. I've been trying to
get in touch with you all day!
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- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm sorry. My card.
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bam
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The name's Lobo,
that's L as in lacerate
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O as in obliterate,
B as in disembowel
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and O as in, uh..
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Oh, I guess I can use
obliterate twice, huh?
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What do you think?
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I think you're
a certifiable madman.
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Huh?
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Thanks.
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Oh. Ah!
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thud
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Ee-aah!
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Superman, roll clear!
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Aaah! Uh.
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hiss
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cough cough
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Gas?
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Now you ankle suckers
are playing dirty!
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I'm losing it!
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Going under..
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Ah, uh.
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- Stay back!
- What is it?
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I don't know. I've never
seen a creature like this.
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Mwah. I love you, too.
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[grunting]
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First rule of hunting,
superdude.
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Make the target come to you.
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Aah! Ugh!
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Good advice.
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Ugh!
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[whistles]
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Mm, hey. No riders.
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(Lois)
'Stop here, driver.
There they are.'
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I don't believe it!
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[all screaming]
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Believe me, Mr. President.
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You have my word
that my new weapon system will--
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boom
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bang
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What the devil?
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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Huh?
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[dramatic music]
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[all screaming]
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boom
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- Look out. No.
- Oh!
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Look out, look out!
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[indistinctive mumbling]
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- Huh?
- Ugh.
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Hey, man!
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I gotta say, I am impressed.
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When I seen you go
after that rocket
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I couldn't figure
what you were doing.
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Then it hit me, you didn't want
no one else getting hurt
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even if you took
the fragging yourself!
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You actually care
about them geeks.
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They're human beings. Uh.
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Yeah, well, they're gonna
have to make do
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without their big blue
babysitter from now on.
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See, someone's paying me
a heap of cash
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for your carcass
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and the main man
always delivers.
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Now, the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt.
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So feel free to go crazy.
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Excuse me?
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Leave him alone!
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Go on, get out of here.
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Well, little lady.
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Hello.
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Lois, stay back!
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- Aah!
- Pipe down, junior!
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Lois, huh?
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Guess that means
you know this loser.
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Right, honeybuns?
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You his girlfriend or something?
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Drop dead.
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Aah! Uh.
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[gasps]
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crunch crunch
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Of course, any babe with class
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would rather be hanging
with the main man.
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Why don't you show old Lobo
how classy you are?
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You pig! Ow!
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Hah! I like a babe
who plays rough.
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Come on, let me
have another, right here.
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Right.. Ugh!
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You dirty fraggin'
back fraggin', son of a..
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(Lex)
'Get maintenance teams
on every floor.'
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Put them on 'round-the-clock
shifts if you have to
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but I want all repairs
completed..
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Kill, main, frag, destroy!
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...immediately!
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- Are you alright?
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- I'm fine.
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- Gotta go.
- Give him one for me.
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Make it a dozen!
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thud
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Last call? Already?
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Uh-oh.
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Ugh!
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Get up. I said, get up!
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You ain't half the boy scout
you're cracked up to be.
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Looks like I'm in
for a real fight.
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[whistles]
273
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,007
Ugh.
274
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:12,013
screech
275
00:15:12,013 --> 00:15:13,023
thud
276
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,011
I think I'll take five until
I'm ready to resume kicking
277
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,006
the collective butts of you
278
00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:20,008
and everyone else
on this dung heap.
279
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:21,018
Ciao!
280
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,022
whoosh
281
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:34,023
(Hamilton)
'But you've never tested the
vehicle in deep space before'
282
00:15:34,023 --> 00:15:36,023
let alone under
combat conditions.
283
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,022
I can't risk that maniac coming
back to Earth, professor.
284
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I've got one chance to drive
him away, and I'm taking it.
285
00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:46,024
Sensors have picked up
his bike's ion trail.
286
00:15:46,023 --> 00:15:48,013
He's close.
287
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,016
(Superman)
'But I can't get
a definite fix.'
288
00:15:56,012 --> 00:15:58,022
Ding dong. Lobo calling.
289
00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,012
Hi, there.
290
00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:05,007
Aah aah!
291
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,020
Okay, frag face, let's tango!
292
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,011
Arrrgh!
293
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:25,012
boom
294
00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:27,024
bang bang bang
295
00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:31,013
boom
296
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
bang bang bang
297
00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:46,008
beep beep beep
298
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,010
[instrumental music]
299
00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:00,995
I guess the only way
to reason with you
300
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:02,024
is to take away your toy.
301
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,020
Hey! Hands off my hog!
302
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,015
Ee-aah!
303
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:15,008
Lobo has lured
the Kryptonian into range.
304
00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:17,997
Excellent.
Fire when ready.
305
00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:26,015
Aah!
306
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,023
Lights out, Clyde.
307
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:36,004
Huh?
308
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:38,014
This can't be. Krypton?
309
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:42,005
(Preserver)
'No, but an incredible
simulation.'
310
00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:46,005
Let me guess.
311
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,010
You're the one
who hired Lobo to get me.
312
00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:50,023
I do what I must
to preserve species
313
00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:52,021
threatened with extinction.
314
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,000
You are the last Kryptonian.
315
00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:57,005
Therefore, your place is here.
316
00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,024
I think not! Ohh!
317
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Like Krypton's red sun
318
00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:03,014
this light cancels
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00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:05,021
the unnatural abilities
given to you
320
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,018
by the yellow sun of Earth.
321
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:11,010
I always strive
for complete accuracy.
322
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,007
Swell.
323
00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:22,024
Hey! Monkey want banana?
324
00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:25,013
When I get out,
I'm shoving that arrogant smirk
325
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,018
right down your throat.
326
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,012
Oh, yeah!
327
00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:30,006
You know,
I believe that Lois gal
328
00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:32,997
might be getting a tad lonely,
now that you're doing time
329
00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:34,023
in a cosmic petting zoo.
330
00:18:34,019 --> 00:18:37,009
Maybe I'll go back
and cheer her up.
331
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:42,016
Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.
332
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:45,012
Emperor Spewge
got a bad temper on him.
333
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,020
Adios, wrinkles.
334
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,020
You want any more rare dorks
snagged
335
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,019
you got my number.
336
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:52,010
Actually,
there is one other being
337
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:54,021
I need for my collection.
338
00:18:54,022 --> 00:18:56,022
The last Czarnian.
339
00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:59,023
Hah! That's rich.
I'm the last Czarnian.
340
00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:01,009
I fragged
the rest of the planet
341
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:03,008
for my high school
science project.
342
00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:05,012
Gave myself an A.
343
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,019
Hey!
344
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,012
Hm?
345
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:13,003
cough cough
346
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,007
You ugly, two-timing..
347
00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:18,013
[grunting]
348
00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:19,009
cough cough
349
00:19:19,014 --> 00:19:21,014
You just carved
your own headstone.
350
00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,012
cough cough
351
00:19:22,016 --> 00:19:25,006
(Lobo)
'Nobody...double-crosses..'
352
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:27,011
'...the main man.'
353
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:29,003
Nobody.
354
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
[instrumental music]
355
00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:45,012
[theme music]