1
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Salem?

2
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Glee club!

3
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Oh man, don't do that to me.

4
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Sorry, but I need a favor.

5
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See, I haven't had
a date in weeks.

6
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No.

7
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Come on, you've done it before.

8
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Well, I'm not doing it again.

9
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I'll make it worth your while.

10
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Hmm... okay,

11
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but it's going to cost you.

12
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Here's your cat, ma'am.

13
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I can't believe he did that.

14
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Bad kitty.

15
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Cats aren't the
brightest animals.

16
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You are so right. Ow!

17
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Are you okay?

18
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Yeah, I am fine.

19
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How can I ever thank you?

20
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Oh, look!

21
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A freshly baked
homemade seven-layer cake.

22
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Would you like some?

23
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Was it made by a single gal?

24
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Yes, sirree.

25
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I'll just put my ladder away

26
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and be right back.

27
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Good work, Salem.

28
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Show me the tuna!

29
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♪ You got to show me the tuna ♪

30
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Say, "I love the black cat."

31
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I love the black cat!

32
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I can't hear you. I
love the black cat!

33
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I lovethe black cat.

34
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When I go out, I
like to go Dutch.

35
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[ Clicking heels]

36
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Yes, genetics
willbe on the final.

37
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Everything we studied this
semester will be on the final...

38
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Including what mitosis is.

39
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It's not fair.

40
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We only get three days

41
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to learn a semester's
worth of biology.

42
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I guess we were supposed
to be learning it all along.

43
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I wish I could read my notes.

44
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Can you decipher this?

45
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"Mitosis is..."

46
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Nope.

47
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I'm doomed.

48
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Look, you can borrow my notes.

49
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We'll get through
finals together.

50
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Well, if it isn't
the cutest couple

51
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in the sophomore class.

52
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Geez, Libby, you're
running out of insults.

53
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No. I'm on the
yearbook committee.

54
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I just you'd like to know you've
been voted "cutest couple."

55
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I'd like to thank the academy...

56
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You're being very
brave about this, Sabrina

57
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considering the curse.

58
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What curse?

59
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Every couple who
ever won the award

60
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broke up by the
first day of finals.

61
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That's ridiculous.

62
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And sad.

63
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Well, you don't think
there's a curse, do you?

64
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No. We're solid as a rock.

65
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Curses belong in fairy tales

66
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along with giant
beanstalks and... witches.

67
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Zelda, will you do me a
favor and choke on this bread.

68
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What?!

69
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I can't think

70
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of any other way to
see my fireman again.

71
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You choke; He
heimlichs; We go dancing.

72
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Hilda, it's wrong
to distract a fireman

73
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from his public duty.

74
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Hey, I pay taxes.

75
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Oh, thank goodness you're home.

76
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Choke on this.

77
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Gladly.

78
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Stop that!

79
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Is everything okay?

80
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Depends on whether
curses are real or not.

81
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Harvey and I got voted
the "cutest couple"...

82
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No! Oh, no!

83
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What?

84
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Nothing. She's
just excited for you.

85
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And don't you worry about this
curse... you're going to be fine.

86
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Really?

87
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Absolutely.

88
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Cool.

89
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Then all I have to
worry about is finals.

90
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What are you saying?

91
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You know curses
count double for witches.

92
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Yes, but there's nothing
Sabrina can do about it.

93
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Knowing just makes it worse.

94
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Curses!

95
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Salem: Hurry up,
Sabrina... you'll miss the bus.

96
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Oh. Salem!

97
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Have you seen my biology notes?

98
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Nope. The sports section's
lining my box this week.

99
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But I need them.

100
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Chill, little witch.

101
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Just use a "finding"
spell in your magic book.

102
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Ah, here we go.

103
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"Finder of lost things, help me
find my... enter lost item here."

104
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Oh.

105
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Finder of lost things, help
me find my biology notes.

106
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I'm here.

107
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Who are you?

108
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Roland, finder of
lost things, local 134.

109
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Nice to meet you.

110
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If you'll just
sign this contract

111
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I'll be happy to get to work.

112
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It's really long.

113
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That's just to cover us
in the event I get trapped

114
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under something heavy.

115
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There.

116
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Okay.

117
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Stand back, please.

118
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[ Clears throat]

119
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Aha!

120
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I found your notes...

121
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And 50 cents.

122
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Thanks.

123
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Here you go.

124
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Get yourself something nice.

125
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I'm not looking
for a gratuity...

126
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Just my standard fee.

127
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What's that?
Anything in this room.

128
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It says so right
in that contract.

129
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Anything?

130
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Well, I have quite a selection.

131
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How about this
lovely paperweight?

132
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I don't need a paperweight.

133
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How's this bed?

134
00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,896
Oh, kind of lumpy.

135
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Ooh! I love this clock radio.

136
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Could you hurry up?

137
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I'm late for class.

138
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You know, you're kind
of cute when you pout.

139
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Could you just decide?

140
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Okay, I know what
I want... you. Me?!

141
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I want your hand in marriage.

142
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I'm only 16.

143
00:05:02,689 --> 00:05:07,931
I know you're kind of
old, but... that's okay.

144
00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,148
I don't have time
to deal with him.

145
00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:10,803
There's a troll in my room;
I'll tell you about it later.

146
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Did she say a troll?

147
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Intestinal peristaltic
action moves food

148
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through the body,
making digestion

149
00:05:16,827 --> 00:05:18,827
both a mechanical
andchemical process.

150
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Yes, Jenny.

151
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Did we even study that?

152
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For a week.

153
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Who's that?

154
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Oh, no.

155
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May I help you?

156
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I'm here to see
Sabrina... Personal matter.

157
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She's in the middle of class.

158
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I'll wait. Mind
if I have a seat?

159
00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,103
Uh, he's an actor.

160
00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,206
You can catch him
at the renaissance fair.

161
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Can we get back to learning?

162
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[ Groans]

163
00:05:44,206 --> 00:05:45,724
How long is the large intestine?

164
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Oh! Oh! Call me! Call me!

165
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Yes?

166
00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:50,113
The large intestine's
is over two miles long.

167
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No, it's not.

168
00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:51,896
Yes, it is.

169
00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,034
It's five feet Max.

170
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What do youknow?
He's the teacher.

171
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:56,862
I'm telling you...

172
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Human beings do not
have four stomachs.

173
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Well, let's open youup

174
00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:00,241
and find out.

175
00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,137
Leave me alone!

176
00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:03,724
Tha-that's all for today.

177
00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:05,413
I'm not finished yet.

178
00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,310
Who isthat guy?

179
00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:09,448
Oh, it's a really funny story.

180
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I'll tell you about it later.

181
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Got to go.

182
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So, do you want a big
wedding or just the family?

183
00:06:15,068 --> 00:06:16,655
We're notgetting married.

184
00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:18,137
Hey, Harvey, come sit with us.

185
00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:18,862
Who's that?

186
00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:19,862
My boyfriend.

187
00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,137
"Boyfriend"?

188
00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:21,758
Hi, guys.

189
00:06:21,793 --> 00:06:23,724
Harvey, this is Roland.

190
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Nice to meet you.

191
00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,068
Get lost, farm boy.

192
00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:29,000
"Farm boy"? I've never
been on a farm in my life.

193
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I find that hard to
believe, farm boy.

194
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My name's Harvey.

195
00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:35,482
Harvey, the farm boy.

196
00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:36,551
Why don't you back off?

197
00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:38,379
Why don't you make me?!

198
00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,931
It's go time, goober!

199
00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:45,344
I'm not going to fight you.

200
00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:47,000
Ooh, chicken.

201
00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:48,034
[ Clucking]

202
00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:50,103
Thinking of the farm, farm boy?

203
00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:51,655
That's it! Stop!

204
00:06:51,689 --> 00:06:54,448
Roland, quit it and
get off the table!

205
00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,034
Sabrina, what's going on?

206
00:06:56,068 --> 00:06:57,448
It's a funny story.

207
00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:58,034
I'll tell you

208
00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,689
about it later.

209
00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:02,827
Come on. Come on, come on.

210
00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,655
I think you could
have taken him.

211
00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:05,896
That was surreal.

212
00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:08,241
I have no idea
what just happened.

213
00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:09,620
Oh, it's the curse.

214
00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:12,379
I'm afraid you and
Sabrina are going down.

215
00:07:12,413 --> 00:07:16,310
Why did we have to be so cute?

216
00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:18,448
Now get in there
and no more fights.

217
00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:19,586
Do you understand?

218
00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,034
Okay, okay.

219
00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,275
Henpecked already...

220
00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,724
And I loveit.

221
00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:28,000
Oof! I'm exhausted.

222
00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:29,620
Mind if I make
myself comfortable?

223
00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:32,068
So she did say "troll."

224
00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:32,655
Ah...

225
00:07:32,689 --> 00:07:33,896
What's he doing here?

226
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,620
I'll tell you in the kitchen.

227
00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,413
Go, go, go, go.

228
00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,172
[ Snoring]

229
00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,103
So what do I do now?

230
00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:58,689
We'd better call a lawyer.

231
00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:00,275
This contract looks authentic.

232
00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,862
Do you know any
troll specialists?

233
00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:04,206
We'll look one up
in the purple pages.

234
00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:08,206
Stuart clarkson here.

235
00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:09,379
You have a legal emergency?

236
00:08:09,413 --> 00:08:12,413
A troll has asked for
my hand in marriage.

237
00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,068
Did you sign a contract? Yes.

238
00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:15,724
Did you read the contract? No.

239
00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:17,551
Have a nice wedding. Wait!

240
00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:19,068
You can't go. You
have to help us.

241
00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:21,896
But you're asking me to
break a legitimate contract.

242
00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:23,965
Isn't that what lawyers do?

243
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,655
Right...

244
00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,068
Where is the paper work?

245
00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,689
Hopeless...

246
00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:31,275
I am notgetting married.

247
00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,862
According to this, you are.

248
00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:33,551
Oh, no!

249
00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:34,172
What?

250
00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,482
Ah! Sorry. Misread a word.

251
00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:37,827
It's "dearth," not "death."

252
00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:40,137
Oh, man, I am
sweating up a storm.

253
00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:42,793
Do mind if I take off
my jacket and pants?

254
00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:43,379
Your pants?

255
00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:44,344
Yes. Well, don't worry.

256
00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,517
I'm wearing a four-piece suit.

257
00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:49,034
[ Doorbell chimes]

258
00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:49,827
Hey.

259
00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,482
Harvey.

260
00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,862
You left in kind of a hurry.

261
00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:54,000
Can I come in and talk?

262
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:54,827
No!

263
00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:57,448
Um... why don't we
just step outside?

264
00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,965
Oh, this is nice...
The great outdoors.

265
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,655
So, what did you
want to talk about?

266
00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:06,241
Who was that guy who tried
to beat me up at school today?

267
00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,655
Roland? Oh, it's a funny story.

268
00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:09,655
I'll tell you later.

269
00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:11,172
It islater.

270
00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:13,827
Well, he's a friend of my aunts.

271
00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:15,655
That's the funnystory?

272
00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,448
I don't tell it very well.

273
00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:19,655
Why do I feel like you're
keeping something from me.

274
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,034
I can't really talk about it.

275
00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,000
It's too weird.

276
00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,586
Sabrina, I'm your boyfriend.

277
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,482
Do you want us to keep
secrets from each other?

278
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:26,448
No.

279
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,862
So, can you tell
me who Roland is?

280
00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:29,758
No.

281
00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,689
Okay, I'm out of here.

282
00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:32,724
Harvey!

283
00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:41,379
Roland?

284
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,965
Glee club!

285
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,689
Roland, can I talk to you?

286
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:46,034
Of course.

287
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,413
Communication is the
foundation of any marriage.

288
00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:50,000
I'm not marrying you.

289
00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:50,965
Sorry.

290
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,172
I didn't hear you.

291
00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:54,517
I'm not marrying you!

292
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,758
Look, I'm very flattered

293
00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,517
that you chose me
over a clock radio

294
00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,862
but this is not my
idea of romance.

295
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:00,896
Farm boy is?

296
00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:02,000
Yes. Harvey and I happen

297
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,482
to be an award-winning couple.

298
00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:05,000
Even though
we're fighting now...

299
00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,344
You are? We'll work it out.

300
00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,724
Because Harvey and I
were meant to be together.

301
00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,655
So mylove goes unrequited.

302
00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:12,448
I guess there's

303
00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:15,896
no reason for me to
carry on this charade.

304
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,137
You still deserve your fee

305
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:18,517
for finding my notes.

306
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,724
Want that clock radio?

307
00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,241
No.

308
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,724
Can I say something?

309
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:25,655
I've found a lot
of things in my life

310
00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,000
but I guess...

311
00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:28,827
I'm still looking for love.

312
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,172
Good-bye.

313
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,931
What did you do to him?

314
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,862
Nothing. I just...

315
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:38,931
Look, he left his hat.

316
00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,206
You'd better take it to him.

317
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,758
It completes his outfit.

318
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,310
I'll be right back. See ya.

319
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,137
Hello?

320
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,758
Roland?

321
00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,034
What do youwant?

322
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,448
You forgot your hat.

323
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,586
Who cares?

324
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,044
Look, I'm sorry
things didn't work out

325
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,103
the way you planned.

326
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:03,551
Well, I got to go study.

327
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:07,965
It's stuck.

328
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,758
No. It's locked.

329
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,241
You're trapped in here forever.

330
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:12,724
You tricked me?!

331
00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:15,896
Sabrina, I'm a
finder, not a loser.

332
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,413
[ Laughs]

333
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:18,482
Oh, no.

334
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,620
[ Cackling]

335
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,448
So, when should we
have the wedding?

336
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:26,172
Never!

337
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,827
I think June would be better.

338
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,482
You can't keep me here.

339
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,068
Oh, yes, I can.

340
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,620
Faster, faster.

341
00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:35,517
Please, I am dealing with
some incredibly big words.

342
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:38,206
Guys, Sabrina went to return
Roland's hat an hour ago

343
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,793
and she hasn't come back yet.

344
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:42,344
Oh, no! That old troll trick.

345
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:45,034
And it's perfectly legal.

346
00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:47,965
Took me two days, but I
found that needle in a haystack.

347
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,724
Don't you ever talk
about anything but work?

348
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,862
[ Knocking]

349
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:55,275
That must be the
wedding coordinator.

350
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,172
My aunts!

351
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:56,586
You've come

352
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,655
to rescue me?

353
00:11:57,689 --> 00:12:00,310
Actually no, but we're
working on getting you out.

354
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,586
Good luck. It's an
iron-clad contract.

355
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,482
Yes, but we have a
lawyer with... Great legs.

356
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,413
And in the meantime

357
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,310
we brought Sabrina
her schoolbooks.

358
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,103
Woo-hoo. I'm engaged to a troll

359
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:12,000
Andi get to study for finals.

360
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,965
Okay, visiting hours are over.

361
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,827
Once we're family

362
00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:16,896
you're welcome in
my house anytime...

363
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:19,724
But for now, vamoose.

364
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,482
Don't worry.

365
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:22,620
We'll get you out.

366
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:23,413
Before Friday

367
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,068
or I'll fail biology.

368
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:27,413
Forget homework.

369
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,000
You're my Princess now.

370
00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:34,344
I can dress myself.

371
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:38,034
Hopeless...

372
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,482
O-ho! A buried
clause. Is that good?

373
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:41,596
"The party of the first part

374
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,931
may be rescued by
a prince she desires."

375
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,310
This may be the way out.

376
00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:46,379
That's great!

377
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:48,000
Do we know any princes?

378
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,517
Eh, I'll set up some interviews.

379
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,413
Under "special skills,"
it says wall climbing?

380
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,551
Oh, that's old.

381
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:54,965
What about dragon slaying?

382
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,931
Haven't done it in years.

383
00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:58,448
Look, I know I've let myself go

384
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,827
but I think I can
handle a troll.

385
00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:01,827
[ Sniffing]

386
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,965
Do I smell pie?

387
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,034
Look, I know 12 different ways

388
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:08,379
of killing you both
without leaving my chair.

389
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,689
So, when do I start?

390
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:12,137
Isis, you are our most
qualified applicant

391
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,862
but we still can't use you.

392
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,379
It's because I'm
a womanisn't it?

393
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:16,620
Well, yes.

394
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,034
That makes me so...!

395
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:23,379
No. I'm going to save this
anger for my support group.

396
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,034
Do you want some juice?

397
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,172
Okay, we are
looking for a prince

398
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,965
to save our niece from a troll.

399
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,689
It could involve some swordplay

400
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:33,379
and there is no guarantee
you'll come back alive.

401
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,551
I don't want to die.

402
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:37,965
Don't cry.

403
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Do you want your mom?
Should we get the queen?

404
00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:43,758
Hi. Is Sabrina home?

405
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,689
Oh, no. I'm sorry.

406
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,896
Me, too. Well, when you see her

407
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,655
could you tell her
I've thought about it

408
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:50,517
and I'm willing to accept

409
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:53,137
whatever weird
situation she's in?

410
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:55,000
That's all. See ya.

411
00:13:56,344 --> 00:14:00,034
Harvey, would you
come in for a moment?

412
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,931
Sure.

413
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:05,551
I... I couldn't help
but notice your jacket.

414
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:08,551
Who is the "termite king"?

415
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,827
My dad.

416
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,034
That's his company.

417
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,068
Which would make
you the termite prince.

418
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,862
That's why I'm leaving the
area when I go to college.

419
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,000
Will you excuse me?

420
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,620
There's hope! The termite prince

421
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:21,172
willstand up in
a court of troll.

422
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,206
Yes! yeah.

423
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,137
Only problem is Harvey's mortal.

424
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,344
Do we have the fixings
for a memory loss potion?

425
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,896
Do we!

426
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,965
I see you two in a gazebo

427
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,103
draped in wistaria...

428
00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,586
I'm loving it.

429
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,896
With garlands

430
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:36,862
in her hair

431
00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,000
and yours.

432
00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:39,620
Divine.

433
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:40,793
[ Chuckling]

434
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,137
I have an idea... why
don't you two get married?

435
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,206
[ Snickers]

436
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:46,724
I see the bride has
a case of cold feet.

437
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:50,344
Oh... poor Sabrina.

438
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,827
Maybe I shouldn't put you

439
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,206
through all the stress of this.

440
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:54,827
You mean...? Yes.

441
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,793
Let's move the
wedding up to tomorrow.

442
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:57,931
Tomorrow?!

443
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,758
Somebody help me!

444
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:00,931
Help!

445
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:05,965
Mmm. Cinnamony.

446
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,034
What we're about
to tell you is strange

447
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,931
so I hope you can accept it.

448
00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,862
I'm drinking from a chalice
in front of a guy with no pants.

449
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,551
I'm trying.

450
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:15,827
So what's the truth?

451
00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:18,517
Sabrina's a witch, and
she's being held by a troll

452
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,379
in his castle and only a prince
who she loves can save her.

453
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,413
That's all?

454
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,655
So the quest starts with me
going throughthe linen closet.

455
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,241
Yes. Wait.

456
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,482
Your clothes are all wrong.

457
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,034
I don't have to dress
like this forever, do I?

458
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,448
No. Just until you
vanquish the troll.

459
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,482
I couldn't vanquish
the troll in pants?

460
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:51,275
Sabrina! harvey?

461
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:54,862
Sabrina!

462
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:55,896
Harvey!

463
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,000
How's it going?

464
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,724
What are you doing here?

465
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,862
I'm supposed to
vanquish the troll.

466
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,137
Oh. Come on up!

467
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,965
I can't. The door is locked.

468
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,172
There must be a way.

469
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,241
We have to think fairy tale.

470
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:10,275
I've got it.

471
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:24,275
[ Grunts]

472
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,448
Harvey, climb up my hair.

473
00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:27,758
You're okay with that?

474
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,758
Yeah. Just don't split any ends.

475
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,068
[ Spitting]

476
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,620
Al...

477
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:40,862
Most...

478
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,034
There.

479
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,517
Hurry up.

480
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,586
Ah, made it.

481
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,724
My prince has come.

482
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,034
You look great with long hair.

483
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,689
Eh, it's a lot of upkeep.

484
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,068
Let me look at you.

485
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,482
So, I guess this means

486
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,034
you know how weird my life is?

487
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,172
Your aunts told me.

488
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,275
I figured as much
when I saw you in tights.

489
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,103
They're kind of bunching on me.

490
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,251
Roland: Sweetheart, look what

491
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,793
the Billy goats sent us!

492
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:06,862
Quick, hide!

493
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,344
I've got to get
rid of this hair.

494
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,896
It's a blender.

495
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,896
What's he doing here?

496
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:23,413
Oh. Right, you're
good at finding things.

497
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,448
Where's my sword?

498
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:27,655
Where's my sword!?

499
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:28,965
Aha!

500
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,034
Found it!

501
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,344
Sabrina, what do I do?

502
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,862
Draw yoursword.

503
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:36,482
Now, what do I do? Use it!

504
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:37,517
[ Grunting]

505
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,827
Take... that!

506
00:17:57,862 --> 00:17:59,758
Take it back!

507
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:00,793
Watch out!

508
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,379
Time out. Time out.

509
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,068
Time in.

510
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:17,758
Where'd he go?

511
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,068
To your left!

512
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,551
Over here, farm boy.

513
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:23,034
I hate that name.

514
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,827
Don't worry, Harvey;
Here comes the air support.

515
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,965
Honey! That almost hit me.

516
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,827
What are you doing?!

517
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:44,034
Hey, I'm dueling down here!

518
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:48,517
[ Sinister laughter]

519
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,206
You've taken your last

520
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,103
breath!

521
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,517
My aim is true.

522
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,068
Bull's-eye!

523
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:02,931
And to think I complained

524
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,586
about lugging that
around all year.

525
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,034
Harvey?

526
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:08,068
Harvey.

527
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,793
What happened?

528
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:14,034
Sabrina, did you do this to me?

529
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:17,206
Sorry, Roland, but consider
yourself vanquished.

530
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,379
You're a very complicated woman

531
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:20,413
and more trouble

532
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:21,586
than you're worth.

533
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,206
The marriage is off.

534
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:27,137
And if anyone asks, idumped you.

535
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:27,793
We did it.

536
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,068
Let's frolic.

537
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:42,862
Wait! What day is it?

538
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:43,827
Thursday.

539
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,344
We've got our
biology test tomorrow.

540
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:46,310
We've got to study.

541
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:47,344
Move it!

542
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:54,517
Sabrina, you're back!

543
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,793
Harvey saved me, and
now he knows everything.

544
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,241
Yep. Sabrina's a
witch; You're a witch;

545
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,448
your sister's a witch.

546
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,517
It all makes sense.

547
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,241
But only for 15 more seconds.

548
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,103
Then the knowledge

549
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,000
will be erased from
his memory forever.

550
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,206
But I like it like this.

551
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:08,689
We have no secrets
from each other

552
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:12,586
then, for the next five seconds,
you have a perfect relationship.

553
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,344
Well, that doesn't
give me much time

554
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,620
but I always knew

555
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:20,931
there was something magical
about you Sabrina, and now...

556
00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:22,068
What was I saying?

557
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:25,379
Uh, you were telling
me what mitosis is.

558
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,517
Right.

559
00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:28,551
What is it?

560
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:33,241
And initial here.

561
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,275
I found this pen, you know.

562
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,527
Sabrina is now free and clear
to marry whoever she wants.

563
00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:40,034
In return, you are
entitled to her clock radio.

564
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,172
I didn't really want it.

565
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,310
I just took it to hurt her.

566
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,655
It's the first day of finals.

567
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,044
What are you two
doing holding hands?

568
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,517
We survived the curse.

569
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,310
How?

570
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:53,275
It's a funny story.

571
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:57,034
I'll tell you about it later.

572
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,103
You have 50 minutes.

573
00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,724
Don't start until everyone

574
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,758
has a test.

575
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,379
Sabrina, good luck.

576
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,862
You, too, and don't forget...

577
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:05,517
Mitosis is...

578
00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:06,344
You may begin.

579
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:06,965
The process

580
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,172
of cell division.

581
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:17,689
Sabrina, we have a surprise.

582
00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,448
Since you did so
well on your finals

583
00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:21,068
we think you deserve a reward.

584
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,620
I've been thinking that, too.

585
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,103
So, where are we going?

586
00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,000
Tony roma's?

587
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,137
No.

588
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,137
What's going on?

589
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,448
It's an around-the-world tour

590
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,034
available only to
witches who ace biology.

591
00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:33,379
And their relatives.

592
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:34,965
First stop, Spain.

593
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,206
Ole!

594
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,896
They left me behind.

595
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,068
Be strong. Don't cry.

596
00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:42,310
[ Crying]

597
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,034
I can't believe we
almost forgot you.

598
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:45,413
What? Had you left?

599
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:46,896
Yes. Now we have to catch up

600
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:47,724
with the others.

601
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,034
Ole!