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♪ Those fingers in my hair

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♪ that sly come-hither stare

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♪ that strips my
conscience bare ♪

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♪ it's witchcraft...

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Salem, did I hear you singing?

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No, I was just...

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It's okay! I came in
'cause it sounded good.

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Oh, come on. Enough.

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You think?

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Yeah, I just wanted
a front-row seat.

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Me, too.

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Right behind you.

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Well, well, well

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old yellow eyes,
you've still got it.

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Hit it, cat.

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♪ And I've got

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♪ no defense for it

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♪ the heat is too
intense for it ♪

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♪ what good would
common sense for it do... ♪

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[ Hacking cough]

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Hairball.

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Hairball.

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So-fari, so-goody.

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It's an interesting
theory, Jenny

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but I don't think there's a
force field around this table.

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Then why isn't anyone signing up

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to adopt a grandparent?

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You think it's clear
that these adoptions

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are not legally binding?

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Hi, guys.

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Libby, can I sign you up

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for the adopt-a-grandparent
program?

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Actually, I came
over to tell you guys

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about mynew community service...
It's the adopt-a-life program.

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May I sign you up?

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Don't answer, it's
a trick question.

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See you, freak.

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Frizzy freak.

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Frizzy? These
happen to be curls.

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Let it go, Jenny.

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Take the high road.

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What's going on?

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Some foreign exchange students

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are sitting at our table.

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Deport them.

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What's with your socks?

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Did you get dressed in
the dark this morning?

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No, I...

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How did this happen?

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Quick, switch socks
with each other.

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What?

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I need a trend

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and I need it now.

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Hey, Harvey, over here.

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We need you to sign up.

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I did on my way in.

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Yeah, but nobody else has.

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So could you do it
again and do it loudly.

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All right.

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Sure, I'd love to
adopt a grandparent.

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Old people are so much fun.

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They know tons of stuff

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and sometimes
they give you money.

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Shh! Don't go there.

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Well, at least we
filled the sign-up sheet.

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Yeah, but it's all Harvey
and mighty mouse.

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So, then my dance
instructor said...

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Hey, look at her.

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She matches.

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[ Laughing]

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What are you making?

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Hair soup.

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I thought long
tresses would look nice

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for a change.

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Mmm. Tastes really wavy.

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Sorry I'm late.

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It took longer at the
bookstore than I expected.

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Did you get me cat fancy?

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Yes. And Salem,
here's your new republic.

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Thanks.

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I hate the politics

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but brustein on the
theater is a revelation.

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Why do you keep smiling?

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I do not.

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Yes, you do.

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Do not.

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Fine. Don't tell me.
I can twist your arm.

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Cut it out.

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Oh, you...!

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Ow! You're pulling my ear!

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Let go of my arm!
Let go of my ear!

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Enough! Okay, I'll tell you.

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[ Sighs]

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I met a guy at the bookstore.

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Oh really? What
was his pickup line?

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He didn't have one... he mistook
me for an employee and asked

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if we carried any books on
meeting intelligent women.

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Mm-mmm.

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You think you'll see him again?

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He took my number,
but it wasn't a pickup.

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Soup's on.

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You want some?

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Just a smidge in the bowl.

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How about you
Zelda? It's hair soup?

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No thanks. I just got mine cut.

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[ Phone ringing]

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I'll get it.

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Hello...

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Oh, yuck.

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There's a hair in my hair soup.

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Of course, I remember you, Rick.

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No, I'm still here.

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What's she smiling about?

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A boy.

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Hold on, Rick.

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I'm going to grab the cordless.

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You were saying?

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You want some hair soup?

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It's really thick and luxurious.

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No, thanks. I'm on my
way to the senior center.

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But I should probably
bring them something.

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Chewy caramels. That's perfect.

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This is already better

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than visiting my
real grandparents.

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I don't have to take
my earrings out.

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How do we know
which one to choose?

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I see mine.

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Hi.

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This is kind of awkward,
but would you like to be

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my grandmother?

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Of course.

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That would be lovely.

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But before I start
bragging about you

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I need to know your name.

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I'm Sabrina. And what's yours?

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You can call me Nana.

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Great.

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An awkward silence.

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It's like we really are family.

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Here.

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How about looking

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at my scrapbook?

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Wow. Awesome
photo of Elijah wood.

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Aw, he's my little honey.

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You know him?

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Noah wyle introduced us.

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You know Noah wyle?

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Only through Christian slater.

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I love Christian slater.

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How do you know these people?

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Well, when you get to be my age

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you know just about everybody.

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Howard, did you come
to adopt a grandparent?

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No, I'm here to take a
photo for the school paper.

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We're doing an article
on community service.

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It's called "westbridge cares."

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But apparently not that much.

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I'll go set up.

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Excellent timing.

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A photo will be great
publicity for the program.

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Yeah. I only wish we could have
gotten someone cool to be here.

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Thanks a lot.

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You know what I mean.

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Someone who others follow.

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Like Libby, the lord high
empress of westbridge?

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I thought she was
sophomore class president.

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Libby would never
show her face here.

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Maybe we could fake it.

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My dad says Russia's
on their third Boris yeltsin.

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Oh, come on, you
can't fake a person.

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Of course, you can't.

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Got to go.

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This is the worst thing
I've ever had to do.

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Eww.

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All right, I'm here.

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Libby! what are you
doing at the senior center?

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I thought I'd stop by
and improve your image.

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You're going to help us?

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Look, I know I'm
completely shallow

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and self-absorbed

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but every now and
then I think of others.

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Howard: All set.

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If you could stand together.

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No problem.

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How's this?

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You mean, next to you?

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Sure.

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Smile.

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Now put that on the front page.

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And, remember...

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Old people are the coolest.

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You can quote me on that.

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I will. Thanks, Libby.

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What a scoop.

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Now that the reporter's
gone, I guess I'll go, too.

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Bye.

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Did you see that?

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Libby treated me like a human.

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I'm glad we took a picture.

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Cause' Sabrina's going
to think we pulled a yeltsin.

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Hey. What's up?

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Libby was just here.

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No!

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Well, that ought
to get kids involved.

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Sabrina, look.

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The senior center photo
made the front page.

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Cool. Has Libby seen this?

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[ Screaming]

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What is this?

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A photo of you
standing next to Jenny.

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Oh, I would not.

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This is a fake.

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They must have put my
face on someone else's body.

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And not a very good one.

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But it quotes you as saying

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"old people are the coolest."

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No... cheerleaders
are the coolest.

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Harvey, you were
at the senior center.

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You didn't see me there, right?

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Libby, you did a good thing.

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Deal with it.

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I've been framed!

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What's with her?

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How can she not remember?

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Isn't it obvious?

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Libby has multiple personalities

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and we finally

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met the nice one.

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Today we're going
to be studying sight

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and there's more to this
subject than meets the eye.

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Mr. Pool?

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Oh. Yeah?

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Before you begin, i'd like
to make an announcement

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to the class, regarding the front
page of the school newspaper.

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Oh, you know what,
I noticed that myself

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and may I say I
was proud to have

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all three outstanding
citizens in my class.

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Libby, Harvey, Jenny...

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You are the hope of america.

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Now let's hear it for these
everyday heroes, huh?

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[ Scattered applause]

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Now, uh, what was
it you wanted to say?

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Nothing.

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We'll be at the
center again today

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if anyone else wants to join us.

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Us?

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I don't recall seeing
youthere, Sabrina.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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I see the hair spell kicked in.

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I probably shouldn't have had
that second bowl of hair soup

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but... thought mutton chops
were nice for a change.

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You look like Greg allman.

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I'll take that as a compliment.

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So, how was your date with Rick?

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Oh, not so good.

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I'm starting to
feel really weird

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about the age difference.

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I mean, normally, I don't
care about these things

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but Rick keeps bringing up stuff

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that makes me feel old.

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Like what?

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Oh, he keeps talking about

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how he can't wait for
the turn of the century.

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Big deal.

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I've done that five times.

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And it's always the same.

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I've partied like it
was 1699, 1799, 1899.

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This time I'm staying home.

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Exactly. Think i'm going
to break off our relationship.

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You haven't even
given him a chance.

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You grow a little facial hair

273
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:38,241
and suddenly you're on his side.

274
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,689
Hey, look at me.

275
00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:42,241
I'm a hippie cat.

276
00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,448
Try some fudge.

277
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:44,827
Pete Sampras sent it to me.

278
00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,517
And who sent you the turtles?

279
00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:47,379
Chris O'Donnell?

280
00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:50,482
No. Leonardo DiCaprio.

281
00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:53,310
Mmm. Then I'll
have one of these.

282
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,413
Oh, excuse me.
I'll be right back.

283
00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:56,620
Hey, guys, where you going?

284
00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:58,286
You got to pick out a
grandparent while they last.

285
00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,448
No, thanks.

286
00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,217
We only came because we
thought Libby would be here.

287
00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,862
And she's not, so we're going.

288
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,137
But you can't go.

289
00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:04,758
We need people

290
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,758
and maybe Libby will come.

291
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,965
In fact, I'm sure
Libby will come.

292
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,068
Oh, I think I see her now.

293
00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:15,310
Oh, man, not again.

294
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,241
Stupid Libby.

295
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,413
Hi, guys.

296
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:26,655
Libby. you made it.

297
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,586
Sabrina told me
you were taking off.

298
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,551
No.

299
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:30,758
Old people are the coolest.

300
00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,379
You got that right.

301
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,862
Oh, there's Jenny.

302
00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:35,655
Hi, Jenny.

303
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,689
How's it going?

304
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,724
Good.

305
00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,068
Nana...

306
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,689
Sabrina had to
run out for a minute

307
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,758
so she asked me to take over.

308
00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:48,862
I'm Libby.

309
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,517
Pleasure to meet you.

310
00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:51,620
Turtle?

311
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,724
Mr. Berry, are you sure
you want to do that?

312
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,344
I admit leaving my
king unprotected

313
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,103
is a somewhat risky strategy

314
00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:59,344
but I think I know
what I'm doing.

315
00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:01,344
You beat me ten times in a row.

316
00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:03,344
I'm not going to argue with you.

317
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,482
Hey, checkmate!

318
00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:07,896
How about that.

319
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,241
It's time for a victory soda.

320
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:11,275
Libby?

321
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:13,689
Yeah, Harvey.

322
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,896
Can I get you a soda?

323
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:18,379
Sure. I'd love a ginger ale.

324
00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,379
Harvey...

325
00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,724
You must have been super thirsty

326
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,551
if you couldn't wait
for me to bring it back.

327
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,310
Here you go.

328
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,137
What's this?

329
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,275
It's your soda.

330
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,965
Ginger ale? What kind
of freak drink is that?

331
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
I only drink diet.

332
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,379
But you asked for this.

333
00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,586
No, I didn't.

334
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,310
Now move. I'll get my own soda.

335
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:43,068
You know, I think I your
other personality better

336
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,206
even if she does pick her nose.

337
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,000
Hey, I got an extra soda.

338
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:47,758
Do you want it?

339
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,551
I never turn down a free drink.

340
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,275
Harvey.

341
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,241
Where's my soda?

342
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:57,379
You said you didn't want it.

343
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,103
When?

344
00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:00,034
You called it a "freak drink."

345
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:04,827
I would not... yes, I would.

346
00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:05,862
Got to go.

347
00:12:08,586 --> 00:12:11,137
Oh! Stupid, old
people's soda machine.

348
00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:21,931
Sorry, sir. I need the phone.

349
00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:24,241
If you have a problem
with that, my name is Libby.

350
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,379
Shut the door!

351
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:29,413
Oh, finally.

352
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,965
Hi, Libby. You made it.

353
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,862
This stupid machine
gave me ginger ale.

354
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:33,931
I won't drink this.

355
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:34,827
I will.

356
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:35,862
Thanks.

357
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,034
All right, I'm here.

358
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:44,689
Isn't anyone going to say "hi"?

359
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:45,482
We already did.

360
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,758
When you first came in.

361
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,413
I didjust come in.

362
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:51,379
This isn't funny anymore.

363
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,172
And what are you
doing with that old lady?

364
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,655
That's the way the program
works. You select a grandparent

365
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,034
and spend some time with them.

366
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,034
And what's the catch?

367
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,562
There isn't a catch.
You get the satisfaction

368
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,206
of doing something
nice for someone.

369
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:04,137
Libby... Libby!

370
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,034
I guess I'll go with her

371
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,862
since she already
seems to know me.

372
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,172
Isn't it great?

373
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,896
Look: Everyone has someone.

374
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,034
I know, it's working
better than I ever imagined.

375
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,586
And it's all thanks to Libby.

376
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,689
Libby?

377
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,172
You know, deep down

378
00:13:18,206 --> 00:13:20,137
she's a really good person.

379
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,241
I wouldn't go that far.

380
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,034
I mean, I'm sure
Libby can be nice

381
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,965
on rare occasions
when I'm not around

382
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,344
but most of the time
Libby is just... Libby.

383
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:33,000
Oh, Sabrina, if only you could
have seen the way she waved at me.

384
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:34,827
But I did. It was like this!

385
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,275
You are not.

386
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,068
I'mthe world's biggest
Johnny Depp fan.

387
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,103
Hey. What's up?

388
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,620
May we help you?

389
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,034
I just wanted to talk to Nana.

390
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,758
Oh, I'm afraid
that's impossible.

391
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,000
She's my Nana now.

392
00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,241
Aunt hilda, you got a sec?

393
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,241
Yeah.

394
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,965
I have a problem.

395
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,034
I'm yours.

396
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:08,482
I always have
time for girl talk.

397
00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:09,862
This isn't about boys.

398
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:11,103
This is about Libby.

399
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,862
Is she being mean again?

400
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,275
No. She's being nice.

401
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,724
It's just as bad.

402
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:19,137
You see, Jenny and I started
this adopt-a-grandparent program...

403
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,241
Uh-huh.

404
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,137
And then Libby got involved.

405
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:23,206
Now she's queen
of the senior center.

406
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,521
Why does she always have to win?

407
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,827
Sabrina, charity's
not a contest.

408
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,551
It sounds like when Libby
wins, everybody wins.

409
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,896
Not me. I lost.

410
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:33,103
She stole my
adopted grandmother.

411
00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,596
Well, then why don't
you get a new one?

412
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,413
Because all the
good ones are taken.

413
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:37,241
Just wait.

414
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,724
People get old all the time.

415
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:43,827
And remember,
virtue is its own reward.

416
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,206
Thanks for the advice.

417
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,137
Now can I give you some? Hmm?

418
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,655
Get some tattoos;
You'll work forever.

419
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,275
[ Laughing]

420
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,724
It's not fair.

421
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,724
She was mine first...

422
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,689
Not that I don't enjoy

423
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,793
getting to know
you, Mrs. Hartel.

424
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:02,241
So, James michener's Hawaii...

425
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,344
Now, what's this about?

426
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:06,655
You make it sound like
so much fun, Mr. Berry.

427
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,044
Why did they call
it "the depression"?

428
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:11,655
Not everybody liked
apples as much as I did.

429
00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:13,551
So tell me more
about Ethan hawke.

430
00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:15,827
Oh, he's a nice boy.

431
00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:17,206
Does he ever come to visit?

432
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,551
When I call him.

433
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:21,931
Well... what are
you waiting for?

434
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:23,551
Poi is made from taro root.

435
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,586
Isn't that fascinating?

436
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:29,034
I'll read on.

437
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:29,758
Libby: Hi, Sabrina.

438
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:30,586
I just was getting

439
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,931
some sodas for me and Nana.

440
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,241
That's nice. I'm going home.

441
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,965
So soon? Why?

442
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,379
Well, I've been here two
hours, and Mrs. Hartel woke up

443
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,068
just long enough to
tell me why foreigners

444
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,896
are ruining this country and
then she went back to sleep.

445
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,137
Oh, too bad.

446
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:45,758
Nana and I are
having the best time.

447
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:49,137
In fact, I this project may
turn out to be very rewarding.

448
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,931
I should thank you
for that, Sabrina.

449
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:51,931
You're thanking me?

450
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,482
Well, I better go back in now.

451
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,931
I don't want to keep
mynana waiting.

452
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,068
Ha!

453
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:06,034
Would you initial here, sir?

454
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,206
Thank you.

455
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:10,137
And it's "ma'am."

456
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:11,034
Who was that?

457
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,206
More flowers.

458
00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:15,103
Oh, Rick is not
giving up easily.

459
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,758
He is one determined young man

460
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:20,275
but not so young as to make
a relationship impossible.

461
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,068
They are beautiful, aren't they?

462
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:23,827
Zeldie, do what you want

463
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:26,034
but, uh, my female
intuition tells me

464
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,586
you still like this guy.

465
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,586
And if that's true

466
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,551
you shouldn't let
age get in the way.

467
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:33,103
You're as young as you feel.

468
00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:34,241
I'm 612.

469
00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:36,241
Do I look it?

470
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:37,034
Well...

471
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,793
The beard makes you look older.

472
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,517
But you might be right.

473
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,482
There's a lot of
stuff about Rick I like

474
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,517
and maybe he'll mature.

475
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:45,862
I think I'll call him.

476
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:48,758
Oh, and hilda...
Thanks for caring.

477
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:51,172
That's what sisters are for.

478
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:51,931
Wait.

479
00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:52,931
Oh! Ow!

480
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,034
Don't pull.

481
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:58,034
And so the outer ear
channels the sound waves

482
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,275
to the eardrum, which
picks up the vibrations.

483
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,931
Then three tiny
bones in the middle ear

484
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,965
carry the movement
to the cochlea

485
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,172
which is filled with fluid

486
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:08,241
and cells with tiny
hairs that move

487
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:09,103
and... do you think

488
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:11,034
I can't hear you whispering?

489
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:14,000
Come on. I've got three
tiny bones in my ear.

490
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:14,862
Now, somebody want to tell me

491
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:18,931
what this is all about?

492
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:21,172
What? Libby's going
to meet Ethan hawke?

493
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,206
How do you know him?

494
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,827
He's a friend of a friend.

495
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,379
You do a good deed,
you get a little back.

496
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,310
What's so funny?

497
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,931
Oh, um...

498
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,000
The word "cochlea."

499
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,551
I just...

500
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,482
You were laughing at
me in class, weren't you?

501
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,586
Yes, you were. No, I wasn't.

502
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,700
Oh, come on. I've
laughed at enough people

503
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,448
to know when I'm
being laughed at.

504
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:42,793
Okay. I was but...

505
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,769
Just because I never
thought you'd be so gullible.

506
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:45,896
"Gullible"?

507
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,724
You want to tell me what
you mean by that... quietly?

508
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:52,310
Let's see, how can
I put this nicely?

509
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:53,724
Oh, I can't.

510
00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:55,068
Nana's whacked.

511
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,413
Look, she doesn't know
Pete, she doesn't know Keanu

512
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,448
she doesn't Noah, and
she doesn't know Brad.

513
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:00,482
Yes, she does.

514
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:01,482
I've seen the scrapbook.

515
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,034
So have I. It's all
cutouts from magazines.

516
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,896
But have you seen
any real proof?

517
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,655
She has a Johnny
mnemonict-shirt.

518
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,103
Look, I fell for it, too.

519
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,482
I mean, who wouldn't...?

520
00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:12,172
Till the DiCaprio turtles.

521
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:16,862
You mean, Leonardo
didn't make this?

522
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,655
Eat it.

523
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,206
Let the sugar comfort you.

524
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:22,344
All the time I spent with
Nana has been a total waste.

525
00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:24,206
No, you made a dear
old woman happy.

526
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,551
Oh, please.

527
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,172
If I could sue, I would.

528
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,103
Look, why don't you
just forget about it.

529
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,862
How? Itwas just

530
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,068
announced to the whole class

531
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,596
which means itwill
spread to the entire school

532
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,700
which is exactly what I wanted

533
00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:36,217
when I thought I was
going to meet Ethan!

534
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,517
Libby, you're getting all red.

535
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:41,344
I'm so humiliated.

536
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,838
She's not going to
get away with this.

537
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:43,941
What is that supposed to mean?

538
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,034
After school I'm going
to the senior center

539
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,931
and rip Nana a new Afghan.

540
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,034
Look, leave her alone.

541
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,113
Why don't you take it out on me?

542
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:51,724
You love doing that!

543
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,275
I want to talk to you!

544
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,482
Libby, what a pleasant surprise.

545
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:02,965
Sit down, Nana, if
that isyour real name.

546
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,655
What's wrong?

547
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:04,586
You seem upset.

548
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,793
I amupset.

549
00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:08,344
You said I was going
to meet Ethan hawke.

550
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,103
Well, you're not.

551
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,034
So you lied to me.

552
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,310
That's a little harsh.

553
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,620
In my day, we called
them "tall tales."

554
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,344
You have no idea what
you've done, do you?

555
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:18,689
Not really.

556
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,551
I'm going to be teased
about this for weeks

557
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:23,931
and then again, every time a
new Ethan hawke movie comes out.

558
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,525
I mean, my only hope
is his career takes

559
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,379
a total nose-dive,
which means I have

560
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:30,448
to root against him,
and I've really cared.

561
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:31,241
Sorry.

562
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,206
"Sorry" is not enough.

563
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,793
You did a number on me.

564
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:35,827
I hope you're happy

565
00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:39,241
you lying, sad,
patheticold woman!

566
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,103
Libby?

567
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,275
Libby...

568
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,000
Libby!

569
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:46,620
I never meant to hurt you.

570
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:50,137
Ooh... she was mad.

571
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,379
Sabrina... you're right.

572
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,344
I thoroughly enjoyed my walk.

573
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,448
Well, a little fresh air
always does one good.

574
00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:06,517
So is it just you and me or
will Libby be stopping by?

575
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:09,000
Oh, I don't think you'll
see her around here again.

576
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:11,827
She... made up with
her real grandmother.

577
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,724
Oh, that's nice.

578
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,793
Oh, I'll miss her.

579
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,620
She's such a sweet girl.

580
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:19,344
Nana, you're an excellent
judge of character.

581
00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:20,699
Hey, do you want
to catch a movie?

582
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,217
Sure. We'll go see
one of your friends.

583
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:24,103
I think Ethan hawke
has a new movie out.

584
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,000
Uh-huh. He called.
Oh, what did he say?

585
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:30,586
Asked all about you.

586
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,448
Hi.hey...

587
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,620
Where have you been?

588
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,862
Nana and I went to see
the new Ethan hawke movie.

589
00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,137
It's going to be huge.

590
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,344
Hey, you shaved your beard.

591
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:39,137
Yeah. The upkeep was too much

592
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,379
and the weirdest guys
kept coming on to me.

593
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,068
Zelda: You nut.

594
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:45,275
Who's aunt Zelda with?

595
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,551
Rick. The younger man
is back in the picture.

596
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,896
I've got to check this out.

597
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,931
Pardon me...

598
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:53,586
Mr. Berry? Sabrina.

599
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,862
You know each other?

600
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,551
Yes. From the senior center.

601
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,206
What a small world.

602
00:20:58,241 --> 00:20:59,655
Sabrina is my niece.

603
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,620
You look too young
to be her aunt.

604
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,206
Oh, Rick.

605
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,517
[ Chuckles]

606
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,103
I'll leave you two alone.

607
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:09,965
Hey, Salem, you want a...?

608
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,827
Whoa! What happened to you?

609
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:13,206
Too much soup.

610
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,620
Groom me.

611
00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:16,275
Please, groom me!

612
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,413
[ Sobbing]

613
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,689
Hey, Zelda, did you have some
of the tuna noodle casserole

614
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,000
I put in the fridge last night?

615
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,034
No. Why?

616
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:27,724
Somebody took a
big chunk out of it.

617
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:28,620
I'd check with Salem.

618
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,482
Right. Tuna.

619
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,931
Well, he'll regret that.

620
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,551
I threw in the leftover soup.

621
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:34,379
You didn't.

622
00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:35,517
Yes. I know

623
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:36,448
it has horrible side effects

624
00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:40,310
but I just hate
throwing away food.

625
00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:41,344
Good morning.

626
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,793
What? What?

627
00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:44,862
Not Salem.

628
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:45,896
[ Screams]