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I need a piece of sky with smoke

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and a slightly
bulbous doohickey.

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Here you go.

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You know, it's funny.

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When you live 1,000 years

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Jigsaw puzzles don't seem like

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such a waste of time.

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Hey, I'm home.

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Wow! You guys haven't moved

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since I left this morning.

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Hi, Sabrina. How was school?

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Great. Libby dropped
her tray at lunch

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for the third day in a row.

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I'm getting really good at that.

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Hilda: Yes!

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Now you can read hindenberg.

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There's nothing in the freezer.

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We're all out of ice cream.

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Aren't you forgetting something?

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I know.

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I'm not supposed to
eat sweets before dinner.

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No. We're witches.

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Dig in.

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Cool. You want some?

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Of course.

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And you shouldn't eat sweets

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before dinner.

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I've got to get
better at this magic.

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Rollerblades.

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Why can't I find a
spell for rollerblades?

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Salem, help me.

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It's like you don't care.

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Oh, I care.

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I care deeply about
your... What was it?

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Rollerblades?

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Did you check under
"sporting goods"?

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Oh! Sporting events.

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"To win, lose or tie."

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Huh! That's all you have
to do to influence the game?

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Easy.

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Hey don't mess with that

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unless you give me
time to call my bookie.

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Here we go. "Sporting goods."

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They have in-line skates.

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Okay, I need an old shoe box.

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A gift from a
quick-footed animal.

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Ow!

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That wasn't a gift.

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Okay, here goes.

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Come on, rollerblades.

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Yes! It worked.

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I made...

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Roller-blahs?

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[ Laughing]

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Sabrina, you want
some breakfast?

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No, thanks.

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I'll be out rollerblahing.

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What's wrong?

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Salem: She wanted in-line skates
but she wanted a brand name.

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You can't do that.

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We have strict copyright
laws ever since the '70s

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when witches way
overdid the Gucci.

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You can still get
decent knock-offs

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from the Hong Kong witches.

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I don't care about labels.

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Rollerblahs aren't the same.

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Even the kid on the
box isn't having fun.

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Then there's only
one thing to do.

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You'll buy me rollerblades?

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No. You'll get a job
like the rest of us.

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"Baby-sitter
needed... Triplets."

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It's been up there for years.

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Oh, here's one... "earn
money watching TV."

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Hey, that was mine!

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You've got to be more aggressive

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in this job market.

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Oh, here's another
baby-sitting job

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and just one kid.

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I'm responsible,
and I love children.

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I even wasone.

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Can you start tonight?

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Tonight, uh, I guess I could.

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Not so fast.

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You're going to
fall down, honey.

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This is really great,
I appreciate this.

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My husband and I never get out.

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Oh, I really
should get to class.

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Wait! Don't go! Please!

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I need adult conversation.

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What's happening in the world?

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Look, I'll see you tonight

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and in the meantime,
you can watch mtv news.

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Now, cells reproduce by mitosis.

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Thank you for joining
us, miss spellman.

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I'm just about to tell
the class what mitosis is.

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Do you know?

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It's a... science thing?

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Listen closely.

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You just might learn something.

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Mitosis is...

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A process...

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And there you have it

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in a... zygote.

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[ Laughs]

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All right, uh, since we
covered so much material today

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I'm gonna move the
test up till tomorrow.

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Have fun studying.

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Mr. Pool, tonight's game
four of the world series.

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No? Really?

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Well, since I'll be stuck here

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hosting parents' night

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I guess we'll all be
missing the series.

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Vindictive? Perhaps.

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But it's what gets
me through the day.

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Hey, Sabrina.

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My hand kind of cramped
up after "mitosis is"

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so I was wondering
if maybe we could

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get together and study tonight?

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You and me?

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That's what "we" means.

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Yeah, sure.

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Oh, wait. I can't.

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I'm baby-sitting tonight

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but I bet you could come over.

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They're desperate.

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So... cool?

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Yeah, cool.

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Cool.

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Hilda, hurry up.

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We've got to go.

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I still don't understand

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why I can't go to
parents' night with you.

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Because, Salem,
it's weird enough

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that we're two sisters who live
together in an old victorian house.

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If we show up with a cat

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we cross the line
into looneyville.

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Zelda, feel my head.

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I think I have a fever.

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I can't go to school.

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It's just parents' night.

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But I hate school.

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My stomach hurts.

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Oh, grow up

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and don't try making it snow.

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Hey, it just started snowing.

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It's really coming down.

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Hilda...

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Okay, okay.

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It stopped. There.

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No one was hurt.

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[ Tires screeching]

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Well, I'm off to my job.

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You're all dressed up.

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I wanted to make
a good impression

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on the baby...

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And Harvey's going to be there.

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Oh...

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Don't oh. We have a study date.

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Uh-huh.

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Don't uh-huh. We have a test.

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Mm-hmm.

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Don't you start.

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Look, it's no big deal.

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Harvey could have asked
anyone to study with him.

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Of course, he did ask me.

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Got to go.

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[ Groans]

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His bah bahs are in the fridge.

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Fridge, bah bah... got it.

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I'm so sorry, there's
not much for you

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and your friend
Harvey to snack on.

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I'm sure I'll be able
to whip something up.

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Let's go!

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Now, if he gets
fussy or anything

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just try reading him
goodnight, moonand also

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you'll always get a
big smile out of him

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if you call him Rudy kazootie

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or, more formally, Mr. Kazootie.

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Honey.

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Okay, there's his baby monitor.

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And here are his tookies.

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See why we have to get out?

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Now, we won't be late.
You call if you need anything.

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Right.

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I guess you'll need this.

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So, Mr. Kazootie, what
should we play first?

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Crazy eights?

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Hi. You found it.

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Yep. You should have
said it was the house

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with the flying
duck on the mailbox.

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You really notice
mailboxes, don't you?

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Yeah.

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So, how's the baby-sitting?

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Excellent, the baby's asleep,
so it's just the two of us.

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Not that I planned it that way.

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The baby was really tired, so...

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Hey, look, they've got a TV.

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I bet the world series
would look great on that

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but I came here to study.

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Right, so...

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Let's study.

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Except my notes
aren't very good.

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Well, we can work off my notes.

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Okay.

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"Mitosis is..." You know,
studying makes me hungry.

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Yeah, me too. I'll go
see what I can dig up.

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I found all kinds
of great stuff.

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It's not brand name

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but I'm sure it tastes fine.

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"Shmickers"?

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"N & ns."

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"Butterthumb"?

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Where do these people shop?

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I don't know, but
if you're thirsty

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there's popsi.

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Did they have Yoo-hoo?

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No, but they have

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"hey, over here."

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I think I'll have a diet popsi.

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So, should we get
back to studying?

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Yeah.

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"Mitosis is..."

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[ Rudy whimpering]

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The baby needs me.

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Be right back.

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[ Whimpering]

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Rudy, it's okay.

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Look, your favorite book...

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Good night, moon.

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"Hello, moon.

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Good night, moon."

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That was a good book, huh?

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Come on, Rudy, be a pal.

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Harvey and I have a study date.

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Don't "ooh" or "uh-huh."

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I do sort of think he's cute

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and I don't know
why I'm telling you.

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Enjoy your book.

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Commentator: And another
quiet inning comes to an end.

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The baby's fine.

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I was just checking the score.

242
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You're really into
baseball, huh?

243
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Yeah, but sports
aren't my only interest.

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I don't tell a lot
of people this

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but someday, I
want to be a dentist.

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A dentist? That's great.

247
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Who doesn't love the dentist?

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And I've noticed
you have good teeth.

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I do?

250
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Yeah, but that's not
a professional opinion.

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It's just me.

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[ Baby whimpering]

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Oh, excuse me.

254
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I've got to go to work.

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Oh, it's okay, Mr. Kazootie.

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Come here. Don't be sad.

257
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Come here.

258
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Big boys don't cry.

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Come on, be a big boy.

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Be a big boy.

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That's better.

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We go to the bottom of
the ninth and a yawner.

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Somebody do something.

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Well, the baby's
got his bottle now.

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Shall we get back
to "mitosis is"?

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Yeah, right.

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I mean, the test is tomorrow.

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I really got to focus.

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"Mitosis is..."

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What was that?

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Better go check the baby.

272
00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:45,931
I'm coming, Rudy.

273
00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,517
What happened?

274
00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:48,482
Oh, my god!

275
00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:49,793
Rudy, is that you?

276
00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:51,000
Ba-ba.

277
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,310
Oh, Mr. Kazootie.

278
00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:58,413
What have I done?

279
00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:00,724
I'm in so much trouble.

280
00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,000
I broke the baby.

281
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:02,724
Bah-bah.

282
00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:03,931
We have to undo this, ok.

283
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:06,103
Presto change-o,
go back to normal.

284
00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:06,586
Bah-bah.

285
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,551
Go back to normal!

286
00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:08,551
Bah-bah.

287
00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,620
Oh, not even close.

288
00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:13,206
Here's your bah-bah.

289
00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:15,655
This is so creepy.

290
00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:17,379
We've got to get help.

291
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:18,034
Bankie?

292
00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,689
You keep your bankie

293
00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,310
till after we get you dressed.

294
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,758
Sabrina, you need some help?

295
00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,379
Nope. Everything's fine.

296
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:26,206
Why don't you, uh,
watch the game?

297
00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:27,689
It's one strike from the end.

298
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,931
Unless this guy
knocks one out, it's over.

299
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,724
Hey, look!

300
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,689
It's a home run!

301
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:34,896
Unbelievable...

302
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:38,379
Folks, we're going
into extra innings.

303
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,137
You could help a little.

304
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:40,793
Nose.

305
00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:43,655
Ow. That's not helping.

306
00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:44,620
Okay, there.

307
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,517
Now just don't spit up

308
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:48,172
on your dad's suit
jacket, okay? Go!

309
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,655
Up... up.

310
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:50,896
You've got to be kidding?

311
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:52,034
[ Phone rings]

312
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,000
Got to get the phone.

313
00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,793
Did she answer yet?

314
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,827
Am I talking?

315
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,758
Oh, hi, Sabrina. Yeah,
it's Jerry, Rudy's dad.

316
00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,551
Is he okay? Ask
her if he's okay.

317
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,482
I know what to ask.

318
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,344
Is he okay?

319
00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:05,034
Yeah, Rudy's having
a real good time.

320
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,379
He's riding his
banana right now.

321
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,551
How's your dinner?

322
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,448
They were late in seating us.

323
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,344
Really?

324
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,275
But since we got a table

325
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,931
they've been rushing
the heck out of us.

326
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,862
Don't let them.
You're there to relax.

327
00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,172
Take all the time you want.

328
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,344
Wow! That's very
sweet of you, Sabrina.

329
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,689
Well, we were just checking in

330
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,379
so we'll see you soon.

331
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:23,344
Hmm?

332
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,551
Okay, not too soon.

333
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,517
Right. Bye.

334
00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,724
See? Everything's fine.

335
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:29,862
I'm sorry.

336
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,758
It's just been such a weird day.

337
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:34,310
You almost went off the
road in that freak snowstorm

338
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:37,517
and now, I just have
the funniest feeling.

339
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,655
Stop with the feelings.

340
00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:41,931
Harvey, i'm, uh,
going to walk the baby.

341
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,424
You stay here and
watch the game, okay?

342
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,310
Okay, but it's almost over.

343
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:48,448
Only a grand slam would tie it.

344
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,413
He got a hold of that one!

345
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,448
It's up... it's hanging there...

346
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:55,413
It could be...

347
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,310
It might be...

348
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,931
It's a grand slam!

349
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,275
All right!

350
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:04,344
There's magic in the air!

351
00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:05,517
Welcome, parents.

352
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,413
I'm... Mr. Pool.

353
00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:09,379
You may look at me...
A man in his prime...

354
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:12,655
And wonder why is he
teaching high school biology.

355
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:14,137
Well, it's because I believe

356
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:17,344
that science is the foundation
upon which we build our future.

357
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,827
That and I tanked my mcats.

358
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,689
Mr. Pool is cute.

359
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,620
You have got to get out more.

360
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,310
I wonder if he's single.

361
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,758
Excuse me. Is there something

362
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,458
you'd like to share
with the rest of the class.

363
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,793
I need to go to the nurse.

364
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:33,172
Is there a problem...
Mrs. Spellman?

365
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,034
Yes, my tummy...

366
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:36,034
No, she's fine...

367
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,241
And it's miss spellman.

368
00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:39,103
Who are you?

369
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,758
Oh, I'm also miss spellman.

370
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,206
We're Sabrina's aunts.

371
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,965
Sisters... not an
alternative couple.

372
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,931
So you're, uh... single?

373
00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,034
Yes.

374
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:48,931
And you?

375
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,000
Extremely.

376
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,275
Now I really am
going to throw up.

377
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,000
Okay, just sit here.

378
00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:02,655
Okay.

379
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:03,849
Here. You can read your book.

380
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,862
Or just chew on it.

381
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,586
Yes! Yes!

382
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,000
Salem, what are you doing?

383
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,275
Uh... nothing.

384
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,182
It looks like you're
playing with a ball of yarn.

385
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,000
I have urges, Sabrina.

386
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,000
Can we deal with
your issues later?

387
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,137
I've got a bigger problem.

388
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:23,172
My yarn...

389
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:25,103
Okay, now, what
do I do about this?

390
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,310
Dear lord. You picked
up a guy at the bus station.

391
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,931
No, it's the baby
I'm baby-sitting for.

392
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,000
He's 14 months old.
Something happened to him.

393
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,655
Do I smell teen witchery?

394
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,206
Salem, you've got to help me.

395
00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:37,113
We've got to change him back before
his parents get home and prosecute.

396
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:39,413
What do you want
me to do? I'm a cat.

397
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:40,517
Go talk to your aunts.

398
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,482
They're at my school.
I can't bring him there.

399
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,482
Can you watch him?

400
00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:44,896
I-I suppose.

401
00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,068
Thanks. I owe you one.

402
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,827
Horsey! Ride horsey!

403
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,000
Get him off of me!

404
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:57,034
What an amusing erlenmeyer
flask story, Mr. Pool.

405
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,275
Really? I've told it
a thousand times.

406
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,862
No one's ever gotten it.

407
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,862
Fools.

408
00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:03,482
You know

409
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,965
we should exchange e-mail.

410
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,172
What's your address?

411
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:08,206
Me? I'm on quick net.

412
00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:11,413
My screen name is... biostud.

413
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:14,310
You're biostud? I'm chemkitten!

414
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:17,620
Didn't we meet in a chat room
and discuss polyvinyl chloride?

415
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,034
Yes.

416
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,413
And you are very naughty.

417
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:22,965
Well...

418
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,275
L-o-

419
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:26,793
s-e-r...

420
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,172
Loser.

421
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,241
Hey, Sabrina.

422
00:14:33,275 --> 00:14:35,310
Sabrina? What are you
doing at parents' night?

423
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,413
Nothing, I just...

424
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,758
I see you brought your father.

425
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:39,793
Moo...

426
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,448
Oh, don't play with that...

427
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:42,586
Dad.

428
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,034
Nice to meet you, Mr. Spellman.

429
00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,000
Uh, Mr. Spellman...

430
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:48,182
Actually, you know, he likes
to be called "Mr. Kazootie."

431
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,172
Mr. Kazootie?

432
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,034
Yeah, that's our real
name. It's... Scottish.

433
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,655
I'm Scottish too.

434
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:55,137
I know not of the clan kazootie.

435
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:56,206
Be you a highlander?

436
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,586
Oh, we're [
Raspberry] lowlanders.

437
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,448
Is your dad okay, Sabrina?

438
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,724
Oh, darn... I got to
go work the bake sale.

439
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,793
It's a... prestige thing.

440
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:08,482
Oh... you do it all, don't you?

441
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:09,551
Bye-bye.

442
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,344
Yeah, bye-bye.

443
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:13,000
Yes, uh, bye-bye to all of you.

444
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,275
I thought you were
suppose to be baby-sitting.

445
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,586
I am. That's him.

446
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,827
That's the little baby?

447
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,172
Funny clown!

448
00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:22,172
Watch it.

449
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,034
Look, I'm desperate.
You guys have to help me.

450
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,517
Rudy's parents are going
to be back really soon.

451
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,389
I think they might notice
they missed a big moment

452
00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:29,517
in their son's life!

453
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,172
Well, obviously you've
cast some kind of spell

454
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,379
so, all you have
to do is reverse it.

455
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:36,310
Well, I didn't me
to cast a spell.

456
00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:37,862
This magic ruins everything.

457
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,458
He's supposed to be in
his crib sucking his thumb

458
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,241
and I'm supposed

459
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:41,758
oh... to be studying
with Harvey.

460
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:42,448
Uh-huh.

461
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,172
Stop that! This is serious!

462
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:45,448
Calm down, Sabrina.

463
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,517
Try to figure out
exactly what you did.

464
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,655
I don't know. I don't remember.

465
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,620
Rudy was crying.
I picked him up.

466
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:54,000
I said "big boys don't
cry" and I rubbed his back.

467
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:55,517
Did you say anything else?

468
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:56,482
I don't think so.

469
00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,172
Be a big boy.

470
00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,655
He's right. I said,
"be a big boy."

471
00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:01,724
And I bet you
said it three times.

472
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,103
Ah, mystery solved.

473
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:04,896
You cast a passion spell.

474
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,103
Passion spell, what's that?

475
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,182
If you want something enough

476
00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:09,689
and you say it three
times, it might just happen.

477
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,241
We like to call it a "Travis."

478
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:12,068
Why?

479
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:16,482
Randy Travis. Randy Travis.

480
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,931
I love this spell.

481
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,103
Wh-what am I doing here?

482
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,965
We were illustrating
a point for our niece.

483
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,758
I hope we haven't
caught you at a bad time.

484
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:29,068
No, but my wife does wonder
where I keep popping off to, though.

485
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,034
Will there be anything else?

486
00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,137
Maybe later.

487
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:33,896
If you need me...

488
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,000
You'll know where to find me.

489
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,862
You always do.

490
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:39,931
[ Sexy growl]

491
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,655
Now, he is so cute!

492
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,000
I love his new album.

493
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:46,000
Can we get back to me?
What do I do to fix this?

494
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,689
Exactly what you did before...

495
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:50,482
Three times, but in reverse.

496
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,862
This is really weird.

497
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,724
Boy big a be. Boy
big a be. Boy big a be.

498
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,586
[ Giggling]: It tickles.

499
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,551
Nothing happened.
It didn't work.

500
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,931
It just takes time.

501
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,931
His parents are going
to be home soon.

502
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,665
Hilda: You better hope
they have a sense of humor.

503
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,689
Maybe I can blame it
on a radioactive spider.

504
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,275
Lets' go Rudy.

505
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,379
Rudy?

506
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,586
Where's the baby?!

507
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:16,793
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

508
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,206
It's on the house, Mr. Travis.

509
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,206
Thank you.

510
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,517
Does it have nuts?

511
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,448
Yes, but you can pick them out.

512
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,413
Tookies!

513
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,344
Hey-hey-hey!

514
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,655
You can't do that.

515
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:34,724
Mine.

516
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:38,000
Mr. Kazootie!

517
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,172
You can see why I
changed my name.

518
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,413
It's the bottom of the 15th.

519
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,068
Put on a pot of java.

520
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:51,448
We could be here all night.

521
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:52,862
Sabrina, is that you?

522
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:53,586
Yeah.

523
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,000
You are missing a freaky game.

524
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:00,896
You've had a big night

525
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:02,586
now let's go over
what I taught you.

526
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,586
Rudy, how did you get this way?

527
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,137
Good.

528
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,620
Okay, now it's sleepy time.

529
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,827
Wead me. Moon.

530
00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:11,965
I'm too tired.

531
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,137
Play with your toes.

532
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,241
Good night.

533
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:21,310
I could sure use a popsi.

534
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,413
Is the game still on?

535
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,413
Yeah.

536
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:25,310
Man, it could go on forever.

537
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:30,517
And it's an
unassisted triple play!

538
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:31,827
It's over!

539
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,034
Wow.

540
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,344
See, now, that's what's
so great about baseball.

541
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,758
Anything can happen.

542
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:39,689
Yeah, yeah, you never know.

543
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:42,827
We really should study now.

544
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,241
Okay.

545
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:45,586
Mitosis is...

546
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,827
Can we take a break. I'm wiped.

547
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:49,034
Baby-sitting is a lot
harder than I thought.

548
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,103
Sure.

549
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:53,034
I mean, we could
just sit here and talk.

550
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:54,586
I'd like that.

551
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,413
This is kind of nice.

552
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,793
Yeah.

553
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:02,344
So...

554
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,241
We're home. Mitosis is...

555
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,620
I didn't expect you so soon.

556
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:08,931
We skipped dessert. I
missed my baby so much.

557
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,379
How much do we owe
you? Four dollars an hour?

558
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:14,586
Uh, actually, it's five...
Four would be fine.

559
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,344
Carol: Jerry, you've
got to come see this!

560
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,827
Uh, thanks. Got to go.

561
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,068
Look at our sweet little angel.

562
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,689
They grow so
quickly, don't they?

563
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:32,068
Oh, yeah.

564
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,896
Do you ever think
about having another?

565
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,000
No.

566
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:36,275
We should go now.

567
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,275
I'm looking for a
slanty green piece

568
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,655
with a funny little waddle.

569
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,724
Here you go.

570
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,034
Thank you.

571
00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:00,724
You really have a flair
for Jigsaw puzzles, Randy.

572
00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,517
I spend a lot of time on a bus.

573
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,034
This is kind of nice, though...

574
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:07,241
Popcorn, puzzle,
lightly falling snow.

575
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,724
It's real nice.

576
00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:10,034
Can I go yet?

577
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:12,172
No. No.

578
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:13,482
Okay.

579
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,827
Looking for a sky blue rhombus

580
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:19,068
with a little puff of clouds.

581
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,137
Oh, there it is.

582
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,034
Mitosis is...

583
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,655
Salem, I can't concentrate.

584
00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:27,689
You want to play risk?

585
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,862
I'm sick of risk.

586
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,103
Hey, I've got a great idea.

587
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,724
Salem, I think I
hear the can opener.

588
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:34,482
Really?

589
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:37,206
Please be tuna! Please be tuna!

590
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:44,448
Eddie cibrian. Eddie
cibrian. Eddie cibrian.

591
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:47,206
Uh... what am I doing here?

592
00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:48,620
I was just about
to pull Hasselhoff

593
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:49,862
out of a burning corvette.

594
00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,206
Oh, well, you can do that later.

595
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,793
Uh... I was just
kind of wondering

596
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:55,551
if you would...
Turn around for me.

597
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,068
Sure.

598
00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,103
Thanks.

599
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,206
Is that it?

600
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,241
Yeah. Unless you're
into Jigsaw puzzles.

601
00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:07,034
My aunts are working on one
downstairs with Randy Travis.

602
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,068
Hmm... sounds like fun.

603
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:12,793
Well, guess Hasselhoff
will have to wait.

604
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:13,896
Wow...

605
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:16,413
This magic thing isn't so bad.

606
00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,172
Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt.

607
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,034
You have the test.

608
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:23,413
You may commence failing.

609
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,793
Mitosis is...

610
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,068
Great game, huh, Harvey?

611
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,896
Yeah, wasn't it freaky?

612
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:33,310
Freaky? You want freaky?

613
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,172
Randy Travis came
to parents' night.

614
00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:38,482
Have you met Sabrina's father?

615
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:41,068
He's pretty freaky too.

616
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:44,241
Get back to your test there.

617
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:49,172
Mitosis is...