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[Piano music playing]
[Rap music playing]
[Music stops]
[Beeping]
Oh, my! I'm late!
Hmm. Now, which one was it again?
Ah. Here it is.
Computer: Please provide password for voice recognition
and access to laboratory.
Ahem. Ahem.
[As Dexter] I am Dexter, boy genius.
I live by the laws of science,
and I hate my stupid sister Dee Dee.
Good afternoon, Dexter. I will now teleport you to the lab.
Hi, Dexter!
Dee Dee, what are you doing in my laboratory?
Boy, that's a tough one.
Well, what areyou in your laboratory?
No, no. I asked you first.
No, no. I askedyou
what?
What?
Stop that!
I'm serious!
Ooh!
You are so annoying.
Will you just get out of my laboratory?!
Hmm. Ok.
Now, where was I?
Wait a second.
The exit'sthis
Dee Dee!
Hi, Dexter.
Dee Dee,
take off my hydroplasmatic inflation suit
this instant!
Ooh, what does it do? What does it do?
Oh, it, uh, it does nothing.
It does absolutely nothing.
I guess you can now just take off the suit
because you know it does nothing.
Boy, Dexter, for being such a "boy genius,"
you sure do make the dumbest things.
Ha! You are the dumb one
because all you have to do
is turn that dial, and---
dial?
No!
Dee Dee,
come down here this instant
and take off my suit.
Hi, Dexter!
I do not have any more time
to spend on this foolishness.
You are not bothering me!
I am ignoring you!
Just stay calm, Dexter.
You must continue your work.
Ha ha ha!
That's it! Dee Dee, I'm bringing you down!
It's Dexter time!
Computer, engage Dee Dee interception.
Heh heh heh!
Huh?
I've got you now, Dee Dee!
Gotcha!
♪ La da Dee la da dah ♪
♪ la da Dee la da dah ♪
[Boing boing boing]
Whee!
Hi, Dexter!
The prey is spotted.
Dee Dee!
I got you, Dee Dee! I got you!
Aah!
Dee Dee, I can't see!
Oh...
My hydroplasmatic inflation suit is ruined.
Wait a second, Dexter.
I can still make your balloon suit fly.
Announcer: The justice friends--
3 of earth's mightiest heroes
joining forces under one roof
to face the challenge of everyday life.
Starring major glory,
valhallen,
and the infragible krunk
in...
Uh...
Ah. The mighty valhallen.
How easily defeated you are
once you have been robbed of your mighty ax,
while i--mental mouse-- grow stronger with its power.
Soon I will possess an intellect great enough
to corner the world cheese market.
[Growl]
[Gasp]
White tiger!
Oh, rats.
Thou may have sapped the power of my ax,
but thou art no match for white tiger.
His slashing claws,
lightning speed,
and catlike reflexes
shall aid in my disposal of thee.
By channeling his static electricity through my ax,
I shall take my power back!
Many thanks, my old feline friend.
I do believe we've made mincemeat of the mental one.
[Yawn]
Thrashing super-foes is most exhausting.
Let us crash at my place for the night.
Thou shalt love my roommates.
[Growl]
Uh, no. I don't think we have any fish.
Shh. My roommates are catching many zs.
Shh.
[Whistling]
Yowch!
Rest well upon yon sofa.
Come the morn, we shall thrash many villains.
Thank you! Good night!
[Growling]
[Snoring]
Bottle empty.
Got milk?
Milk good for Teddy.
[Sniffing]
[Purring]
Kitty! Oh, pretty kitty.
Major glory: Why, yes, miss Liberty.
I'd love to take the guided tour.
[Gasp]
Ah-choo!
Cat! Cat! Cat!
What is this-- this creature doing in here?
Now be a good kitty.
Find a nice garbage can to sleep in!
Wilma!
Uh, uh, krunk!
Coochie-coochie-coo, kitty.
How many times have I told you
I am deathly allergic to c-c-c-c--
ah-choo!
We must get rid of the cat
at any co-- at any c-c--
ah-choo!
Major glory: Ok, krunk.
Time for operation scat-cat.
Sic 'em, boy.
Krunk: Squeak, squeak. Me am helpless mouse.
Squeak.
Squeak, squeak.
[White tiger growls]
Squeak!
[Snoring]
Major glory, sniffling: Ok, krunk.
Now, it is a known fact cats love to scratch.
Ah-choo!
I--i can't hold out much longer.
Krunk, we must put cat out!
Krunk stop cat reign of terror.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[White tiger growls]
Aah!
Krunk!
Oh, krunk. It seems as though we've met our match.
[White tiger growls]
Aah! My knitting!
Drop that yarn, you cad!
Ah-choo!
[Yawn]
Hey. Good morning.
Did you meet my roommates?
Whoa! Looks like they partied too hard.
Well, we're going out to get some breakfast!
Later, dudes.
Krunk, look. It's heck-hound!
Hound! Hound! Hound!
Ah-choo!
Dog.
I, the evil mathmagician,
shall capture all the children
and force them to do homework forever!
Announcer: Just then...
Major glory!
You asked for it.
Uh-uh-uh! No violence in schools.
Hmm. You're right, but there is one way to stop you.
No! Not justice fruit pies,
a delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate!
Oh, I give up.
Thanks, major glory.
[Muffled] Don't thank me.
Thank justice fruit pies!
What?
I said--oh!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Aah! Aah!
[Thinking] My recent study
of horton's theory of "who"
has led me to believe that I have found
some sort of submolecular life-forms.
Utter silence is necessary
to focus in on their quantum sound wavelengths.
[Ding]
Hi!
Oh, Dee Dee,
I am doing very delicate research.
I need absolute quiet.
So anyway, I went to the park to meet my friend Lilah
who started to tell me a story about a story
of a boy and a girl who met in the park,
and the boy said to the girl--
uh, wait a minute.
This isn't another one
of your stupid knock-knock jokes, is it?
No.
So anyway,
the boy told the girl that he came to the park from his house
to see her and to tell her--
hey! Can you not be quiet for a nanosecond?
I cannot even hear myself think!
So the boy continued to tell the girl
who came to the park from her house--
just shut up!
And the girl took a big, flying pony to the park--
I got to shut her up!
Dee Dee, would you like a drink?
Thank you. Iwa
[gulp gulp gulp]
From all that talking.
Silence!
[Growl]
And the girl rode in on the pony!
Oh, sweet father of chemistry,
what have I done?
Oh, shoot.
Ha ha! Nice Dee Dee. Nice Dee Dee.
Aah!
[Growl]
Help! Help! Save me! I'm a genius!
Save the brain! Save the brain!
Dexter, I haven't finished my story yet.
Wah!
[Panting]
[Crying]
[Crash]
My lab!
Shut up!
This is unacceptable!
You want to torture me? Fine,
but when you mess with the lab,
there will be a Piper to pay.
It is time to fight fire with fire.
I'm coming after you.
Uh...uh...
[Growl]
Oops.
[Whistling]
Youw to my story!
Whew!
Oh, Dexter! Dexter!
Now where did he go?
Ahh. Peace at last.
[Ring]
[Yawn]
[Growl]
So anyway, the boy told her
that he liked ponies, too.
No. Wait a second.
Maybe it was theboy who rode in on a pony.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Aah!
Well, nonetheless, it was a pink pony, and--
oh, Dexter! Dexter!
Aah! Monster!
[Burp]
Dee Dee: Oh, there you are, Dexter.
So let's continue.
The boy and the girl were in the park,
and the pink pony brought some snacks--
I'm sorry, miss, but we have a one monster per building rule.
I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
Now then, I'll need your license and registration.
Uh-huh. We'll just send you a bill.
Hey, Dexter! I see you!
This ends now!
But I'm not finished!
Hyah!
Nitro-punch!
Mud saw!
Tail rip!
Squid attack!
Monkey mouth!
Octo-bash!
Aah! Aah!
Now you'll listen.
So the boy told the girl in the park on the pony,
"knock knock."
No!
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enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door
where impossible things may happen
that the world's never seen before.
♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
♪ you've ever seen
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens
♪ there is gloom and doom ♪
♪ while things go boom ♪
♪ in Dexter's lab