[ring]
At last! The first day of school has come!
Hello, Dexter.
Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.
Hey, Dexter.
Hello.
Man: Welcome back, Dexter.
Woman: Good to have you back, Dexter.
Teacher: Well, class, welcome to the new year.
So, let's get right into it. Uh, yes?
The answer is hydrogen.
Teacher: Uh, why, yes, that is the correct answer
to the question I was about to ask.
Oh, I almost forgot. I wanted to introduce our new student.
Will you come up here, please, son?
Class, say hello to Mr. Astronominoff.
Please, sir, call me mandark.
[Ruff ruff]
[Neigh]
Excuse me, sir,
but may I please relocate myself
to a closer location to the board
so I can achieve the optimum effect
of your education?
Uh, go ahead, mandark.
This location will be quite adequate.
Yes, Dexter, ica your thoughts,
and I am smarter than you.
This is your principal.
Welcome to the new year, students.
Let the studies begin!
Write an essay
on what you did this summer vacation.
Finished.
Done.
Teacher: Who wrote the bill of rights?
Thomas Jefferson.
What is the name of Neptune's moon?
Triton.
What kind of triangle has--
isosceles.
Dasyurid.
The medulla oblongata.
That's incredible.
No!
I am sorry, my mentor.
I have failed you.
[Crying]
Hey, Dexter.
Huh?
Some kid told me you have a laboratory.
A laboratory?
Dexter, your lab-- it is the one thing he does not have,
and it will still make you
the smartest one of all.
Go ahead. Show him your lab.
Welcome, and be amazed
at the world of Dexter's laboratory.
[Yawn]
Very cute, Dexter. Very cute.
Now let me show you area facility.
[Beep]
Welcome to my laboratory!
[Echo] Laboratory!
As you can plainly see, Dexter,
this facility accommodates
every aspect of science known to man.
Thank you.
So for you to continue to waste precious energy
with your little lab would be scientifically unsound.
And so I leave you with 2 choices:
Either you become my lackey
or shut down your lab
and discontinue any further experiments hereon in.
The choice is yours.
Good-bye, Dexter.
Computer: Dexter--
what are you doing, Dexter?
Good-bye, my love.
[Slurred] Good-bye, Dexter.
No!
[Crying]
Sir, we're reading a complete shutdown from Dexter's lab.
Our power levels are at optimum efficiency.
Excellent. Ha ha! Excellent.
Ha ha ha!
[Crying]
[Ring]
Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.
Hmm.
Mrs. Cartwright.
Hmm.
Mrs. Wolfberg?
Hmm.
Look! There he is.
[Excited chatter]
Hi, Dexter!
[Echo] Hi, Dexter!
[Love song playing]
Ohh...
Dexter!
What do you want?
Who is that?
Oh, that's just
my stupid sister Dee Dee.
Dee Dee.
Oh, what a heavenly name
the eternals have blessed her with!
Oh, Dexter, Dexter, please, please,
set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces
our undeserving school with her infinite beauty.
No way.
You don't owe that jerk any favors.
That's right!
He made you shut down your lab.
He's right.
Yeah.
And besides,
Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,
and she would probably wreck
mandark's labo--
there, there, old palsey.
I'll fix you up.
You will?
Sure. All you have to do is...
[Whispers]
[Knock knock]
Hello.
Ooh...candy!
There is more candy upstairs
if you desire, my love.
Hmm...
Ok.
Here you are, my dear.
Yum-yum.
So, Dee Dee, I heard
from a very reliable source
that you...
Like...
To...
Dance.
Dance? I'd love to!
Mandark: Aah!
Robots, help!
Ahh...
A toast to my sweet sister Dee Dee
for reuniting me with my true love.
computer: It's good to be back, Dexter.
[Clink]