Dexter: After countless experiments,
all testing proves negative.
No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,
no nothing!
It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.
Monkey, this is agent honeydew.
Help us.
Oh, monkey, monkey, earth's in trouble.
We need your help.
Hear my thoughts. Help us, monkey!
[Ding]
Thank the stars!
We knew you'd come through, monkey.
You always do.
Greetings, everyone. As you were.
Monkey, I can't thank you enough
for your speedy rescue of agent honeydew and crew.
However, we have a much larger problem
on our hands. Honeydew.
As we entered sector 12 on routine patrol,
an armada of unknown warships dropped out of warp
directly on top of us.
We never had a chance.
We know nothing of this deadly fleet
except for its trajectory--
planet earth.
We're desperate.
Monkey, can you help us?
[Eek eek eek]
[Eek]
He's strong.
He's falling into my trap as I had planned.
Please come in.
Take your shoes off. Stay awhile.
That was quite a show you put on out there, monkey.
But as we speak, my space station
is set to destroy your planet earth in 5 minutes.
[Eek]
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Brute force will get you nowhere.
I'm a man of class. Behold my succulent feast--
king crab, swordfish, scalloped potatoes.
But of course, if this is too rich for you,
I'll have my cooks make you a banana split.
Ha ha ha!
[Eek eek]
No! I amnot
I am simion!
[Eek eek]
What is my problem with man, you ask?
No. I ask you, what was man's problem withme?
I deserve revenge for what they did to me.
The pain...
The horror.
I was to be the first monkey in space.
The mission was disastrous.
A crack in the ship's hull created an explosion
that hurled me into a radioactive energy belt.
I was exposed to gamma rays
and changed for life.
I became strong and amazingly intelligent.
Yes. I began to build ane
I expanded my knowledge and skill by meditation.
Soon I could create matter merely by thought.
In half a century,
I built this entire space station from scratch.
Now the time has finally come
for my revenge on the hairless apes
for making a Guinea pig out of me.
Like you, monkey--
while you put your neck on the line,
the humans sit comfortably, getting fat.
That is why I brought you here.
Your presence is strong.
Together we could combine our forces and bring
a new order to the galaxy.
Seek your heart.
You know it to be true.
Nohum
real kindness and love.
It's all been a lie.
But with my knowledge and your amaz--
What?
[Eek eek]
I--
i--
[sniff]
No!
Oh, I never thought all the answers would be given to me
in such a simple package.
How could I not see that I have become that which I hate?
Only a monkey could show me that.
Oh, my friend, I want to walk like you,
talk like you.
Ooh woo woo woo! Where do I start?
[Eek eek]
Yes, of course.
I must destroy
that which I have created
out of anger.
So be it!
Ahh...
This is paradise.
I am born again!
[Ooh ooh eek eek eek ooh-gah ooh-gah ah ah ah]
Ha ha ha! It feels good.
[Eek eek]
Thank you, my little friend!
[Eek eek]
The tuning fork
is an excellent instrument
for studying
vibrational phenomena.
Fork?
Now you can sample
some of my triple-fudge chocolate cake.
[Humming]