1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,269 Hello there. You're about to watch 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,004 an episode of The Daily Show. 3 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:07,241 That means there's some news and some jokes on the way. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,743 So if you like laughing and news, 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,180 you're in the right (bleep) place, honey. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,681 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,850 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,552 the only city in America, 9 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,654 it's The Daily Show. 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,055 Tonight, 11 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,758 Elon Musk rules the Twitterverse, 12 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,594 Jordan Klepper fingers Florida, 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,030 and Rosie Perez is here. 14 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:34,368 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,739 (cheering and applause) 16 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,815 What's going on, everybody? 17 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,617 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 18 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,985 Thank you so much for tuning in. 19 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,354 Thank you for coming out in person! 20 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,658 Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate you. 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,893 I like seeing human beings. 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,297 I'm so excited, because tonight... tonight we got 23 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,898 Jordan Klepper, who's on the show, 24 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,934 he went down to Florida to CPAC, 25 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,169 which is basically Republican Comic-Con, so you know 26 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,438 that's gonna be interesting. And on top of that, New York's 27 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,807 very own, Rosie Perez is gonna be joining us, everyone! 28 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,943 -That's gonna be great. -(cheers and applause) 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,744 We're gonna be talking about boxing and The Flight Attendant, 30 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:18,979 so let's do this, people. 31 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,447 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 32 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,683 -(cheers and applause) -♪ ♪ 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,824 All right. 34 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,193 I don't even need to tell you this, but the biggest news 35 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,363 of the day has been about Twitter. 36 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,098 A fun place to share jokes and 37 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:41,101 find out which celebrities are dead. 38 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,837 Now, you may remember, last week Elon Musk 39 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,706 became Twitter's largest shareholder 40 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,542 by buying ten percent of their stock, 41 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:52,446 which gives him majority control of Denzel expressing relief. 42 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,382 Well, now Elon Musk has decided 43 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,284 he doesn't want ten percent of Twitter. 44 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:00,354 No, he wants 100% of Twitter. 45 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,623 Yeah, because he has plans to make it the best 46 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:06,059 social media site in the world. 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,229 Tesla CEO Elon Musk is offering to buy Twitter, 48 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,665 all of the shares he does not currently own, 49 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:15,068 for $43.4 billion in cash. 50 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,237 He also says he wants to take the company private. 51 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,439 Musk writing a letter to Twitter chair Bret Taylor, 52 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,276 saying, "Twitter has extraordinary potential. 53 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,779 I will unlock it." -The-- A top priority I have, 54 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:30,651 I would have, is-is eliminating the-the spam and scam bots. 55 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:34,588 Um, and the bot armies that are on Twitter. 56 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,790 -(applause) -Um... 57 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,526 They make the product much worse. (chuckles) 58 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,262 Oh, shit. It's happening, people! 59 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,798 Elon Musk is attempting a hostile takeover of Twitter! 60 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,668 He's offering $43 billion, 61 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,903 all cash, take it or leave it. 62 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,505 Yeah, that was his offer. His actual offer. 63 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:54,908 "$43 billion, all cash, take it or leave it." 64 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,543 But you got to admit, it's a very "Indian uncle" 65 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,580 way to negotiate. You know? Yeah. 66 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,882 Indian uncles always think if they put cash at the end 67 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,117 of the offer, then you can't refuse, you know? It's like, 68 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,153 "Trevor, I'll give you $47 for your car." 69 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,788 What? No. 70 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,357 "Cash." 71 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:14,795 No-- it's a car! I'm not gonna give you th-- it's a car! 72 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,531 Now, because Elon Musk is Elon Musk, he didn't-he didn't 73 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,066 just make a normal offer. No. 74 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:23,470 He offered to pay $54.20 per share. 75 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,739 Yeah. Not $54.00 exactly, 76 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:29,309 no-- fifty... 420. 77 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,714 And that's how you know that you're too rich. 78 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,983 When you're spending an extra few million dollars 79 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,751 just to slip a weed joke in 80 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,086 to your takeover bid. 81 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,721 And he didn't even have to waste that extra money. 82 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,523 We already knew he was high when he said he would 83 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,926 quote, "Unlock Twitter's full potential, man." 84 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,363 Which by, the way, am I the only person who got freaked out 85 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,731 by that part, where he said that? 86 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,933 He says he wants to unlock Twitter's full potential. 87 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,969 I thought Twitter was unlocked. No, like, 88 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,138 is there, is there a locked version we don't know about? 89 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,607 Are there parts of Twitter that are still shut down? 90 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,109 Well, maybe let's keep them like that. 91 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,144 Yeah, never once have I logged onto Twitter and been like, 92 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,048 man, I just wish this place would let loose. 93 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,418 People really hold back on here. All nuanced and shit. 94 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,655 But that's the thing with Elon Musk. 95 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,590 Nobody knows what he's going to do. 96 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,792 He is super smart, definitely. 97 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:22,229 But he admits that he also loves dumb jokes. 98 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,898 So we don't know how this could turn out. This-this-- 99 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,434 this could turn into Twitter into the best version of itself 100 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,371 or he could just rename tweets "farts" 101 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,141 and retweets "refarts." 102 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:37,311 The United Nations today, refarting a fart from 103 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,814 President Biden. Many farters online saying that 104 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,884 this fart went too far. 105 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,919 Moving on to Darfur. 106 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,225 Now, I know a lot of people, uh, don't like Elon Musk, 107 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,293 but I will admit some of the suggestions that he had 108 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,728 for Twitter are not that bad. All right? 109 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,197 He wants an edit button. I like that idea. All right? 110 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,099 He wants to make the algorithm more transparent, so we know 111 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,102 why things are trending or why tweets go places. I like that. 112 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,372 All right? And he wants to get rid of bots and scams, 113 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,308 which I love. I hate the bots on Twitter. 114 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,611 Do you know how many hours I've wasted talking to 115 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:14,481 @Oprah2467crypto, only to find out later 116 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,083 that it wasn't really Oprah? 117 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:20,687 I told her my deepest secrets! And I gave her money! 118 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,256 I mean, yeah, in hindsight, it was weird that 119 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:26,126 Oprah was asking me for money, but she seemed so real. 120 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,161 That-that would catch anyone, guys. 121 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,631 And this is also a risky business move 122 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,299 because if you kick all the bots off of Twitter, 123 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:33,867 that's, like, 99% of the platform. 124 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,736 Right? Who's gonna be left? Huh? 125 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,137 Yeah, it's like trying to ban 126 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,672 all sex criminals from Hollywood. 127 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:42,442 You're just gonna be left with Paul Rudd and Baby Yoda. 128 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,411 That's gonna be it. 129 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,779 Sorry, what's that? 130 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,781 Baby Yoda did what? 131 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,650 Sorry, guys. It's just Paul Rudd now. 132 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,251 That's all that's left. 133 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,153 All right, but let's move on from Twitter 134 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,189 to another place where nobody get along 135 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,390 and nothing gets done: 136 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,891 the U.S. Senate. 137 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,359 For decades now, 138 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,228 one of the most prestigious members of the Senate 139 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,031 has been Dianne Feinstein, Democrat from California. 140 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,699 Right? She's been a leading voice 141 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,168 on environmental issues and LGBTQ rights, 142 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,237 and she was the first woman ever 143 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,872 to chair the Intelligence Committee, 144 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,140 which was a big deal. 145 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,375 But recently, some of her colleagues 146 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,111 have been voicing concern about whether the senator 147 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,848 still has the capacity to do her job. 148 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,450 And at 88, they're wondering if it's time 149 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,519 for the senator to step down. 150 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:28,322 Some members of congress are reportedly expressing concerns 151 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,058 about Senator Dianne Feinstein's memory. 152 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,526 Now, the San Francisco Chronicle 153 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,561 reports it spoke to four U.S. senators, 154 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,296 three of whom are Democrats, 155 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,498 a California Democratic member of Congress 156 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,201 and several former Feinstein staffers. 157 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,071 All of them say her memory appears to be getting worse. 158 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,873 Now, the Chronicle says one of them 159 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,175 even started talking to other people in Congress 160 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,744 to see if they could convince her to resign. 161 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,513 NEWSMAN: An unnamed Democrat in Congress 162 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,582 who has worked with the senator for 15 years 163 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:58,085 had to reintroduce themselves several times 164 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,586 during a recent policy discussion. 165 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,189 Feinstein also allegedly repeated several questions 166 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,657 during that encounter. 167 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,626 Oof. All right, this is a tough one. 168 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,327 It really is. I mean, on the one hand, 169 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,630 you don't want to expel Senator Feinstein 170 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,532 just because she's old, right? 171 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,301 But on the other hand, if she is losing her faculties, 172 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,336 you can't have her making decisions 173 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,640 that affect the entire country. You know? This-this... 174 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,075 Like, this reminded me of my grandfather. 175 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:25,245 Right? He used to babysit me when I was younger. 176 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,181 Which was fine. Which was fine. 177 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,416 Until I realized that his mind was slipping 178 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,652 and I could trick him. 179 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,086 Yeah. Like one day, I tricked him 180 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,155 into spending all the family's grocery money 181 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,224 on Tamagotchis instead of food. 182 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,559 (laughter) 183 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,794 And that night, when my mom got home, 184 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,263 she saw there was no food. 185 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,501 And she made me eat my grandfather. 186 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,169 (laughter) 187 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,471 No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. 188 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,074 She just beat the shit out of me, that's all. 189 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,676 But you know what? I'm glad it happened. 190 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,211 Yeah, 'cause it inspired me to work hard 191 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,479 so I could make enough money to buy my own Tamagotchis, 192 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,449 and look at me now, Mom. A grown man with 10,000 Tamagotchis. 193 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,918 I did it, Mom. You can't touch me. 194 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,020 Yeah. How do you like me now? 195 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,122 (applause) 196 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,759 By the way, if anyone wants 10,000 Tamagotchis, DM me. 197 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,595 Here's the thing. 198 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,029 Everyone in Congress is asking the question now 199 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,130 because of the story. 200 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:18,932 Should there be an age limit? 201 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,535 Right? Because there's already a minimum age, 202 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,137 so people are saying there should be a maximum age. 203 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,607 I think if you're not gonna have a maximum age, 204 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,642 then it's only fair that you get rid of the minimum. 205 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,410 You know? Yeah. 'Cause right now, 206 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,479 you have to be 30 years old to be a senator. 207 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,548 Why? Huh? Let's be honest. 208 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,850 You-you could vote for Senator Baby. 209 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,620 Yeah. Sounds ridiculous, but think about it. 210 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,455 Senator Baby isn't fleeing to Cancún 211 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,590 during a power failure, huh? 212 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,792 -Senator Baby... -(cheering and applause) 213 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,395 Senator Baby is responsible. 214 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,298 Senator Baby isn't cheering on insurrectionists. No. 215 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:54,234 Senator Baby wants one thing and one thing alone: 216 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,436 bah bah. 217 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,373 And you might not know what bah bah is, 218 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,375 but do you know what Rand Paul is talking about 219 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:03,010 90% of the time? 220 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,611 I rest my case. 221 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,779 (laughter) 222 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,014 Like, do you realize 223 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,050 the average age of the Senate is 64? 224 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,785 Average age. 225 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,087 And I'm not saying that they can't do their job. 226 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:17,291 I'm just saying how invested are you in the future of the planet 227 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,293 if you'll be leaving soon? You know? 228 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,561 No, I-I... Hey, 229 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,330 I know how I treat the urinal at Disney World. 230 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:26,166 That's not my house. 231 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,402 And just to be clear, just to be clear, 232 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:29,636 people are like, "Oh, that's ageism." 233 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,939 No, look, I'm not saying that being younger 234 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,074 guarantees your brain works, okay? 235 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,776 Like, look at Madison Cawthorn. 236 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,744 He's 26. He's having all these delusions 237 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,913 of, like, cocaine and orgies in Congress, 238 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,448 which you know isn't a real thing. 239 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,051 People in Congress aren't having orgies. 240 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,553 And if they were, they'd probably be terrible. 241 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:49,256 You know? Like, "I respectfully remind 242 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,926 "the gentlelady from Minnesota that she's out of order. 243 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,729 The gentlemen from Montana was supposed to go second." 244 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,331 (laughter) 245 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:01,034 "And as for me, I yield the remainder of my time. 246 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,238 I got a lot more excited than I thought." 247 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:06,039 (laughter and applause) 248 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,841 "A lot more." 249 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,612 All right. 250 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,248 Let's move on to some sports news. 251 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,149 It is NBA playoff season, 252 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,652 that magical time of the year when the league's best players 253 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,287 battle it out for the championship 254 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,590 and the Knicks go on their annual fishing trip. 255 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,426 Now, there's always a lot of drama in the NBA playoffs, 256 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:27,594 but last night, 257 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,831 one player got a little too dramatic. 258 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,833 The Charlotte Hornets had a rough night in Atlanta. 259 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,635 Charlotte getting frustrated in the fourth quarter. 260 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,103 Miles Bridges gets ejected 261 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,206 after a fan yells at him on the way out. 262 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,910 He threw his mouth guard, hitting a girl in the stands. 263 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,847 After the game, Bridges called his actions unacceptable 264 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,349 and went on Twitter to see if he could contact that young lady 265 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,118 to make up for what he did. 266 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,486 I was upset about a call. 267 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,254 I was aiming for the guy that was screaming at me, 268 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,757 and it, you know, saying it hit a little girl, 269 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,926 so that's definitely unacceptable on my part, 270 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,128 and I take, you know, full responsibility. 271 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,429 Okay. All right. 272 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131 First of all, good on Miles Bridges 273 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,532 for taking responsibility, 274 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,900 you know, for throwing his mouth guard into the crowd. 275 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,302 I like that he said it. He's like, "Look, man, 276 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,070 I shouldn't have done that." Uh, I will also say this-- 277 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,972 if you're a basketball player who shoots for the heckler 278 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,741 but you hit a teenage girl... 279 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,211 -kind of proved the heckler's point. -(applause) 280 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,246 That's your only job. 281 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,250 And, to be fair, that girl played horrible defense. 282 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,086 But, still, I'm not blaming her. I'm not blaming her. 283 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,589 Now, you know, if you follow sports, you may have noticed 284 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,592 that this feels like it's a bit of a trend recently. 285 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,794 You know? Fans antagonizing the players 286 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,396 or players losing their shit with the crowd. 287 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,398 Like, a few days ago, Kyrie Irving, 288 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,335 he got in the face of a fan who shouted something at him. 289 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:44,371 But then it turned out that he got angry at the wrong fan. 290 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,507 Right? Yeah. And then, in the Premier League, 291 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:49,643 Cristiano Ronaldo slapped a kid's phone out of his hand 292 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,478 because he was injured and the kid was filming 293 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,679 and then he was frustrated. 294 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,815 And he said sorry afterwards, but, still, 295 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,149 people, like, 296 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,784 I don't know if confrontations are getting worse 297 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,387 because of COVID and, like, athletes and fans are angry, 298 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,590 but it does seem like everyone needs to chill. 299 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,858 Okay? Yeah. 300 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,426 If you're a professional athlete, 301 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,495 you have to accept that part of your job 302 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,430 is getting yelled at by strangers. 303 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:11,932 It's part of the job. All right? 304 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,067 Just comes with the territory. Certain jobs do. 305 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,769 It's the same way strippers know 306 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,105 people are gonna be throwing money at them. 307 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,740 Yeah. If you were a stripper 308 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,874 and you have a fear of flying objects, 309 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,242 you're in the wrong job, you know? 310 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,078 If you're like, "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 311 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,813 Just deposit it into my account!" 312 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,749 That's not how this works. 313 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,886 Athletes have to learn to ignore it. 314 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,688 You know? If you don't want to get yelled at by strangers, 315 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,657 there are a lot of other jobs where that doesn't happen. 316 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,092 Like-like, I've never once been at the dentist's office 317 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,195 just like, "Boo! 318 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,764 "Yo! This dude sucks at scraping my gums! 319 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,132 "Boo! 320 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,234 You're not even a real doctor!" 321 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,438 But I will say this-- the fans also need to chill. 322 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,974 Remember, athletes are human beings. 323 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,877 All right? Have some respect. Have some compassion. 324 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,947 Because a lot of the fans right now are filming themselves 325 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,815 saying crazy shit to athletes 326 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,051 because they know if they get a reaction, 327 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,485 they're gonna go viral. 328 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,288 Right? Like last month, one dude heckled a player 329 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,523 on the Portland Trailblazers 330 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,925 by talking shit about his grandmother 331 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,394 who had recently died of COVID. 332 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,296 -(gasping) -Exactly. 333 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,398 Guys, I'm sorry, if you're looking for heckling material 334 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,434 in the obituaries, that's taking things too far. 335 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,536 All right? Say something about the game and move on. 336 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,738 That's a shitty thing to do. 337 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,807 Like, you-you're at a professional basketball game. 338 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,075 It's supposed to be fun. 339 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,476 Why are you so angry? 340 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,677 I see people in the stands all the time. 341 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,779 (angry gibberish sounds) 342 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,181 This is fun. 343 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,250 I almost feel like NBA games need to add, like, 344 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,219 a courtside therapist for the fans. 345 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,422 Yeah, I-I guess when I-- when I screamed 346 00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:45,492 that LeBron sucks donkey balls, I was... 347 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,195 (sighs): I... I was really angry at my dad 348 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,130 for never hugging me. I... 349 00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:54,401 Le-LeBron reminds me of my dad. 350 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,936 He left to go to another city 351 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,571 and he pretended like it was normal 352 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,375 and that's why I hate LeBron... 353 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,510 -(crying) -(applause) 354 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,719 So, my advice would be 355 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,389 for everyone to take the temperature down just a notch 356 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,057 and remember that the point of going to a game 357 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,059 isn't to try and get a professional athlete 358 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,661 to beat the shit out of you, okay? 359 00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:21,728 The point of going to the game 360 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:22,963 is to bribe your kids with snacks 361 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,498 so they pick you in the custody battle. 362 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,266 Remember what it's about. 363 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,068 It's about love. 364 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,369 All right, finally, 365 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,704 let's talk about homelessness. 366 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,372 It is a big problem in America, 367 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,108 and not everyone is offering helpful solutions. 368 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,710 For instance, in Tennessee, 369 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,479 yesterday, the state senate passed a bill 370 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:43,951 that would make it a crime to sleep under bridges. 371 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:45,886 Yeah. 372 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,621 Which I guess could save lives, 373 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,156 given the state of infrastructure in this country. 374 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,226 But I don't think that-that's what they were going for. 375 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,961 You know? They just don't want to have to look 376 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,863 at homeless people anymore so they made it a crime. 377 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,732 But here's-here's my question-- whenever they do this, 378 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,768 what are the homeless people supposed to do? 379 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,370 Right? When you make it a crime. 380 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,705 What-- Like, what do you think's gonna happen? 381 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,039 You think they're gonna be like, 382 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,841 "Well, if sleeping under this bridge is illegal, 383 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,443 "I-I guess I'll finally buy 384 00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,912 "that townhouse I've been looking at. 385 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,848 Eh, it was all about my options." 386 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,184 'Cause, honestly, these policies are pretty typical 387 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,653 of the approach to homelessness in many parts of the country. 388 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,256 And, now, the reason that people are talking about this bill 389 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,690 in particular, this one, 390 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,294 is because of this really inspirational story 391 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,230 that one Republican told during the debate. 392 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,666 Mr. Speaker, I haven't given y'all a history lesson 393 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,068 in a while, and I wanted to give you a little history 394 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,703 on homelessness. 395 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,206 19 and ten, Hitler decided 396 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,141 to live on the streets for a while. 397 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,644 So for two years, Hitler lived on the streets 398 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:46,113 and practiced his oratory and his body language 399 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,948 and how to connect with the masses, 400 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,217 and then went on to lead a life 401 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,818 that got him in the history books. 402 00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:54,588 So, a lot of these people, it's not a dead end. 403 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,328 Very interesting angle to take. 404 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,863 (Southern accent): Yeah, that's right, folks. 405 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,231 Uh, Hitler was homeless, 406 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,867 and it made him a better person. Mah. 407 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,769 Yes, don't despair, homeless people. 408 00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:10,170 If you really apply yourself, 409 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,239 one day, you, too, could do genocide. 410 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,308 (laughter, groaning) 411 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,876 (his voice): Like, just-just checking. 412 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,846 The Hitler in this inspiring story-- is this Adolf Hitler? 413 00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:21,815 Yeah? Like, there isn't another Hitler 414 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,051 somewhere in history who was an astronaut or something, right? 415 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,919 You know, it's just like, "Hey, I'm Hitler." 416 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,688 "What?!" "Yeah, yeah, the Olympic skater, 417 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,122 Steve Hitler." 418 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,625 "Oh, shit, you should just go by Steve, man. Yeah." 419 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:34,061 (laughter) 420 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,763 You realize comparing homeless people to the worst person 421 00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:39,132 in history is definitely not gonna help them, right? 422 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,401 Because who's going to want to help homeless people now? 423 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,337 It's gonna be people like, "Ah." 424 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,771 "No, I'm not giving you money. 425 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,107 You could become the future Hitler." 426 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,409 And by the way, who even knew that Hitler was homeless? 427 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,744 -Did you guys know that? -PEOPLE: No. 428 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,846 I didn't... I didn't know this. 429 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,314 I don't know about you, but it creeps me out 430 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,217 -when people know too much about Hitler's life. -(laughter) 431 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,619 Yeah, there's something really disturbing 432 00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,387 about anyone who's like, "Did you know 433 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,656 Hitler's favorite fruit was the mango?" 434 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:07,194 (laughter) 435 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,063 "I'm-I'm just... I'm just gonna go over here now." 436 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,765 It's a weird thing. 437 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,400 All right, that is it for the headlines, which means 438 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,835 it's time for us to check on in 439 00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,203 on this weekend's weather forecast 440 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,038 with our very own Desi Lydic, everybody. 441 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,174 (applause and cheering) 442 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:22,409 Hey. 443 00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:28,815 Good to, uh... good see you, Desi. How are you doing? 444 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:32,419 -Great. Good to see you. We're back with our audience. -Yeah. 445 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,688 -(applause and cheering) -It's great. 446 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,590 It's a good day. It's a good day. 447 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,192 Also, you'll like this. 448 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:41,061 I set up a booby trap in my building 449 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,130 to catch whoever's been stealing my neighbor's paper 450 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,865 before I could steal it. 451 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:47,534 -So... -Huh. That's a good thing for a bad thing. 452 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,369 -Oh, well, well... -Oh, yeah, we'll get him. 453 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,105 -We'll get him, or her. -(laughter) 454 00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:53,841 What's going on, Desi? 455 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,609 -Yeah. -So, what's been going on? 456 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,078 God, that story. How crazy. 457 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,448 Did that guy actually use Hitler as an inspiration story? 458 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,317 -Right? -Are we doing that now? 459 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,453 Are we doing, like, "hashtag Hitler Goals"? 460 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,755 I mean, it's bad enough. 461 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:12,025 Like, girl boss culture already makes me feel so unaccomplished. 462 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,261 Now I got to live up to Hitler? 463 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,796 -Well, I don't think you have to. -It's not fair. 464 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,298 -I... You know? -No, it's, like, too much pressure, man. 465 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,300 It's not cool. Although I will say, 466 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,603 if it works, I will use that tactic 467 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,705 to get my kid to finish his dinner. 468 00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:28,075 Yeah. Do you know who would eat all this broccoli? 469 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,211 Hitler. If he can do it, so can you. 470 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,647 That's gonna be a weird thing to teach your kid, I think. 471 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,617 -You know? -Yeah, yeah. Also that mouth guard thing. 472 00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:38,285 What the hell?! 473 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,054 Trevor, have you ever been hit in the head with a mouth guard? 474 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:43,690 -I actually have once, yeah. -Me... me, too. 475 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,760 -You have? -Yeah, like, every day in third grade. 476 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,063 And fourth. And fifth and sixth. 477 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:52,065 -AUDIENCE: Oh! -Yeah, it was tough. 478 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,867 The teachers were super mean at that school. 479 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,335 (laughter) 480 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,604 That's a very strange school that... 481 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,106 Anyway, Desi, um, what's going on 482 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,242 -with the weather this weekend? -Oh, come on, Trevor. 483 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,011 The weather? 484 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,680 I mean, we know each other better than that. 485 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,315 We can cut the small talk. 486 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,651 I'm not your neighbor in the elevator. 487 00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,854 Let's have a real conversation, you know, heart to heart. 488 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:17,224 Tell me, what are your deepest, darkest fears? 489 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,359 No. No, I want to know what the weather is. 490 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,928 -It's not small talk. Um... -Here's another one. 491 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:24,131 When was the last time you cried? 492 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,133 No, I-I... 493 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:30,170 You can tell me. It's just you, me, all these lovely people. 494 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,672 -No, it's not small talk. -Let me help you. 495 00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:33,040 -I'm saying, the weather. -Yeah. 496 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,442 I was talking about weather, like, behind. 497 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,377 -It's behind you. -Oh, God, yeah. 498 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:41,849 The past is always haunting us right at the back door, man. 499 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:43,383 -Can't escape it. You really can't. -No. 500 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,854 -No, no, I'm... You see, I... This... -Here's a question. 501 00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:48,355 Are you asking about the weather, 502 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,123 or is it your inner child? 503 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,326 That's what I want to know. 504 00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:54,228 What is it specifically about the weather 505 00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,463 that's triggering you? 506 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,833 -It's the picture that's behind you. -Yeah. 507 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,335 -Yeah. -It's like the news. We do... 508 00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:02,769 It is. It's hard. It's like, 509 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,572 you can keep those memories, right up here 510 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,274 -and they just come knocking, man. -They're not memories. 511 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,209 I feel like nobody's trying to make a news show with me. 512 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,711 -Yeah. -Um, you don't understand... 513 00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,779 Yeah, I'm glad we had this talk 514 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,915 because I could tell, you were really frustrated. 515 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,784 -I-I have gotten frustrated, yeah. I, uh... -Yeah. 516 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,220 Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there, uh...? 517 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,090 You need anything else from me while I'm here? 518 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,361 No, we're good. We're good. Desi Lydic, everybody. 519 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,829 -Thank you so much. -Hey, hey. 520 00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,597 -(applause and cheering) -We're all out of time. 521 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:34,001 All right, we'll be right back with Jordan Klepper 522 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,403 and the Republicans right after this. 523 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,771 It's the weather. 524 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,907 (cheering, applause) 525 00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,419 (cheering and applause) 526 00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:53,992 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 527 00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:56,528 Recently, our very own Jordan Klepper 528 00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:58,697 traveled down to Florida to finger the pulse 529 00:20:58,797 --> 00:21:01,366 at the Conservative Political Action Conference. 530 00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:04,036 It led to some unexpected interactions 531 00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:07,773 and one very unexpected place. 532 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,908 ♪ ♪ 533 00:21:13,712 --> 00:21:15,914 KLEPPER: Every year, CPAC brings together 534 00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:19,017 all the brightest minds and salespeople 535 00:21:19,117 --> 00:21:20,786 in the conservative world. 536 00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:23,855 And with the world careening from crisis to crisis, 537 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:27,559 I've come to Orlando to find out where their movement is going 538 00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:29,795 and brace myself for what's to come. 539 00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:31,129 People are asking the question who the future 540 00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:32,898 -of the Republican Party is. -Trump. 541 00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:34,700 -It's Trump. -Trump is the Republican Party. 542 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,468 -CPAC is Trump. -I'm here to support 543 00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,437 the greatest president ever, Donald J. Trump. 544 00:21:38,537 --> 00:21:40,739 -Donald J. Trump's the greatest president ever? -Yeah. 100%. 545 00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:43,809 If you look at the Trump administration on paper 546 00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:47,045 as a report card, it was stellar. It just was. 547 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,213 -In what sense? -The numbers. 548 00:21:48,313 --> 00:21:49,982 -The economy? -The economy. 549 00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:52,150 -Down. -Well, I'm talking 550 00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:56,288 about before the COVID economic collapse. 551 00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:58,757 We don't count the whole term. We can cherry-pick numbers 552 00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:01,860 that make him look like a fantastic president. 553 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,061 Why are you so obsessed with Trump? 554 00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:04,763 I like how he's funny. He's as funny 555 00:22:04,863 --> 00:22:06,265 -as he is political. -How is he funny to you? 556 00:22:06,365 --> 00:22:07,799 The 2015 debate, 557 00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:10,402 he was like, "Lyin' Ted, Little Marco, 558 00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:12,571 you're fat. You're stupid." I just loved it. 559 00:22:12,671 --> 00:22:15,641 I-I felt like his personality was my personality. 560 00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,776 It's like he has a 15-year-old's sense of humor. 561 00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:20,579 Exactly. But that is... I love that. 562 00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:21,913 So, you wanted a 15-year-old as president, 563 00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:23,715 -and you got one. -100%. 564 00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:26,418 KLEPPER: Clearly, this was still Trump's party. 565 00:22:26,518 --> 00:22:28,387 But this trip wasn't about R and R. 566 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,989 Is this what I think it is? It's a Trump sex swing? 567 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:32,624 Or S and M. 568 00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:34,092 That's nice. 569 00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,627 -And then you get somebody... Then it's like this. -Oh. 570 00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:37,629 KLEPPER: It's about the GOP and their party's plan 571 00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:40,065 to tackle the issues that face America. 572 00:22:40,165 --> 00:22:42,367 They want to destroy the-the neutral family. 573 00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:44,770 -Who does? -But, uh... The left. The Democratic Party. 574 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:47,272 You can't use the words "mother," "father." 575 00:22:47,372 --> 00:22:48,507 Am I gonna get in trouble 576 00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:50,242 if I use the word "mother" or "father"? 577 00:22:50,342 --> 00:22:51,743 They'll try to correct you. 578 00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:53,478 KLEPPER: What do you think of the trans issue right now? 579 00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:54,947 That seems to be a big talking point here. 580 00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:56,715 I don't think it should be indoctrinated into kids. 581 00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:58,917 -Indoctrinated. In what way? -(chuckles) 582 00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:00,953 Indoctrinated in what way? 583 00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:03,855 Um, putting trans flags 584 00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,891 in elementary kids' schools' rooms 585 00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:07,593 because they're pretty colors. 586 00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:10,395 -Those flags, they offend you? -They don't offend me. 587 00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:14,333 I think they cause problems for young people. 588 00:23:14,499 --> 00:23:15,934 -To see a flag like that in their school. -No. 589 00:23:16,034 --> 00:23:17,903 To have colors like that 590 00:23:18,003 --> 00:23:20,839 and then associating it to something else. 591 00:23:20,939 --> 00:23:22,040 What are the colors? I actually don't even think 592 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,241 -I know the colors. -Neither do I. 593 00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:24,843 But they're pretty offensive. 594 00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:26,378 Uh, they're colorful, 595 00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:27,879 and kids like colors. 596 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,681 KLEPPER: But even though the theme of CPAC 597 00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,116 was the culture war, 598 00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:33,785 what about the war war? 599 00:23:33,885 --> 00:23:35,654 Whose fault is what's happening in Ukraine right now? 600 00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:37,222 Well, of course it's Biden's fault. 601 00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:40,058 He didn't do anything to, uh... to protect the nation, 602 00:23:40,158 --> 00:23:42,294 -to protect those people. -When you look at what happened 603 00:23:42,394 --> 00:23:44,830 between Russia and Ukraine, you have to point the finger 604 00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,231 at the leader of the United States of America. 605 00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:47,699 Of course. You-you have to. 606 00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:50,469 Biden helped make Ukraine so important 607 00:23:50,535 --> 00:23:52,771 by all of the dealings that they were doing in it. 608 00:23:52,871 --> 00:23:55,240 How should a leader handle someone like Vladimir Putin? 609 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:57,075 -Peace through strength. -Peace through strengths. 610 00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:58,477 What do you think about Donald Trump 611 00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:01,346 when he called Vladimir Putin a genius? 612 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,481 Was that him being tough? 613 00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:05,484 I think he has a way of, um... 614 00:24:05,517 --> 00:24:06,618 playing with words. 615 00:24:06,718 --> 00:24:08,487 Yeah, definitely. Like saying the-the opposite 616 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,588 -of what a patriot would say. -Yes. 617 00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,590 And then he gets the media riled up. 618 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:13,492 He disregards his own intelligence community 619 00:24:13,592 --> 00:24:15,627 and, instead, he kisses the ass of Vladimir Putin. 620 00:24:15,727 --> 00:24:17,195 But that's him just being smart. 621 00:24:17,296 --> 00:24:18,931 It's being a wise guy. 622 00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:20,132 He's being a wise guy. 623 00:24:20,232 --> 00:24:22,100 The MAGA crowd's obsessions were predictable. 624 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,502 Is this a little much? 625 00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:26,505 But there was a new infatuation I was surprised to hear. 626 00:24:26,571 --> 00:24:28,507 Because, for the first time at CPAC, 627 00:24:28,573 --> 00:24:31,109 people were applauding another country. 628 00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:32,778 Hungary's on the forefront. 629 00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:34,947 When you see people like leaders in Hungary, uh, 630 00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:37,516 talking and speaking the way that Donald Trump did 631 00:24:37,549 --> 00:24:39,217 when he was in office, it inspires me. 632 00:24:39,318 --> 00:24:41,420 I think Hungary is a positive example 633 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,656 about how being a confident conservative 634 00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:46,725 can really do wonderful things for a country. 635 00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:48,260 KLEPPER: That's right. Conservatives here 636 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,362 were looking for inspiration from Hungary, 637 00:24:50,462 --> 00:24:51,863 the Central European country 638 00:24:51,964 --> 00:24:54,132 that's been steadily sliding away from democracy 639 00:24:54,232 --> 00:24:56,702 under its right-wing leader Viktor Orbán. 640 00:24:56,802 --> 00:24:58,870 Trump has endorsed Orbán twice, 641 00:24:58,971 --> 00:25:01,173 and Tucker Carlson has done a week of shows 642 00:25:01,273 --> 00:25:02,941 and a special about Hungary. 643 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,476 It's not my job to defend Hungary, 644 00:25:04,509 --> 00:25:06,144 only to learn from it as an American 645 00:25:06,244 --> 00:25:08,313 and try and hold up the lessons for us to emulate. 646 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,483 KLEPPER: CPAC is doing a special event from Hungary in May, 647 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,919 and there are even conservative speakers from Hungary 648 00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:15,487 here in Orlando. 649 00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:17,689 God bless you, God bless America. 650 00:25:17,789 --> 00:25:20,993 God bless, Hungary. And of course, let's go, Brandon. 651 00:25:21,093 --> 00:25:23,595 KLEPPER: So I decided to pack a backpack full of rapid tests 652 00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:27,866 and Trevor's AMEX card to finger the pulse international style. 653 00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:29,401 ♪ ♪ 654 00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,069 I arrived in beautiful Budapest 655 00:25:31,169 --> 00:25:34,139 to find out how similar these two movements really are. 656 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,309 What do you think about what's happening with Ukraine? 657 00:25:41,113 --> 00:25:43,749 If it is not Putin's fault, is it Biden's fault? 658 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,222 This makes me feel at home, I got to say. 659 00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:53,025 Yup, there is a lot here to unpack, 660 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,627 and I did in my new half-hour special. 661 00:25:55,727 --> 00:25:58,664 (chanting in foreign language) 662 00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,499 Lock her up! 663 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:02,734 (chanting stops) 664 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:03,969 I thought I heard, "Lock her up." 665 00:26:04,069 --> 00:26:05,871 If you want equality, 666 00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:08,273 -hit the road, Jack. -I think, yes. 667 00:26:08,373 --> 00:26:10,609 KLEPPER: I asked all the hard-hitting questions. 668 00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:12,277 What is Hungarian for "ass licking"? 669 00:26:12,377 --> 00:26:14,579 -(speaking Hungarian) -"Shag nallow. Shag nallow." -Yes, sir. 670 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,482 -Actually, we have "shag nallow" in America, too. -Oh. 671 00:26:17,516 --> 00:26:19,184 KLEPPER: And I investigate the GOP's obsession 672 00:26:19,284 --> 00:26:22,387 with this barely democratic democracy. 673 00:26:22,487 --> 00:26:24,690 WOMAN: only chance for us is to band together. 674 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,492 It's like Suicide Squad. Did you see Suicide Squad? 675 00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,628 -Yeah, of course I did. -Actually, I didn't. 676 00:26:29,728 --> 00:26:31,296 -Is it like Suicide Squad? -No. 677 00:26:31,396 --> 00:26:32,331 No. Shit. 678 00:26:32,497 --> 00:26:34,566 So the government knows all 679 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:37,736 -your contacts? -And has access to all my messages. 680 00:26:37,836 --> 00:26:39,838 KLEPPER: Tune in April 21. 681 00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:41,607 Oh. Awful. 682 00:26:41,707 --> 00:26:42,975 -Awful. I told you. -Yeah. 683 00:26:43,075 --> 00:26:44,443 Hold on one second. 684 00:26:48,513 --> 00:26:49,948 (clears throat) 685 00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:54,353 You don't happen to know my wife's phone number, do you? 686 00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:57,789 -(heart beating) -(applause and cheering) 687 00:26:57,889 --> 00:26:59,124 Thank you so much for that, Jordan, 688 00:26:59,224 --> 00:27:00,826 and we're really looking forward to it. 689 00:27:00,926 --> 00:27:02,894 All right, when we come back, New York's very own 690 00:27:02,995 --> 00:27:06,531 Rosie Perez is joining me right here so stay tuned. 691 00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:08,667 (applause and cheering) 692 00:27:16,275 --> 00:27:18,310 (cheering and applause) 693 00:27:22,347 --> 00:27:25,784 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is 694 00:27:25,884 --> 00:27:29,254 Oscar and Emmy Award-nominated actor Rosie Perez. 695 00:27:29,354 --> 00:27:31,223 She's here to talk about the new season 696 00:27:31,323 --> 00:27:34,626 of the HBO Max series The Flight Attendant. 697 00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:36,161 ♪ I need you... ♪ 698 00:27:36,261 --> 00:27:38,197 -Hello? -Cassie. 699 00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:40,399 Megan? Uh, hi. 700 00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:41,667 Uh, listen, I can't really have 701 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,068 one of our weird off-the-record chats, 702 00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:44,570 if you don't mind. Just tell me you're good, okay? 703 00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:45,938 -'Cause I really got to go. -All right, listen, 704 00:27:46,038 --> 00:27:47,706 did you get a key in the mail? (gasps) 705 00:27:47,806 --> 00:27:49,341 Megan, are you there? 706 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,911 -(laughter) -Please welcome Rosie Perez! 707 00:27:53,011 --> 00:27:55,047 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 708 00:28:00,385 --> 00:28:02,754 -What's going on? -Welcome. 709 00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:08,093 Thank you. 710 00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:16,268 -Wow. -Welcome back to The Daily Show. 711 00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:18,637 -Aw, thank you so much. -It's so good to have you here. 712 00:28:18,737 --> 00:28:20,472 And congratulations on season two 713 00:28:20,572 --> 00:28:22,141 of The Flight Attendant. That's really exciting. 714 00:28:22,241 --> 00:28:23,575 Yes, it's very exciting. 715 00:28:23,675 --> 00:28:25,544 Like, when you started the show, 716 00:28:25,644 --> 00:28:27,880 did you think it would receive 717 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,448 the amount of acclaim that it has? 718 00:28:29,548 --> 00:28:31,783 Because, I mean, it got tons of Emmy nominations. 719 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,485 -Mm-hmm. -People have raved about it. 720 00:28:33,585 --> 00:28:34,987 It's no surprise that it got renewed. 721 00:28:35,087 --> 00:28:37,189 But when you start a show, do you have a feeling 722 00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:39,124 where you go, "Yeah, this is... this is just gonna keep going"? 723 00:28:39,224 --> 00:28:42,394 When I first read it, I said, "This is a weird show." 724 00:28:42,494 --> 00:28:44,029 (laughter) 725 00:28:44,129 --> 00:28:46,732 And I turned it down 'cause I don't like traveling. 726 00:28:46,832 --> 00:28:48,700 -I-I hate flying. -Yeah, we spoke. Yeah. 727 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,504 And, um, I'm glad that I said yes. (chuckles) 728 00:28:52,604 --> 00:28:55,808 Um, it was the first scene 729 00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,476 that I had with Kaley Cuoco. 730 00:28:57,576 --> 00:28:59,411 I just knew it. I just knew it. 731 00:28:59,511 --> 00:29:01,146 First day, first scene, 732 00:29:01,246 --> 00:29:04,750 out the bag, I said, "This is gonna be a hit." 733 00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:06,852 The two of you do have an amazing chemistry. 734 00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:08,921 And-and, you know, to your point of the characters, 735 00:29:09,021 --> 00:29:11,590 what I loved right at the end of season one 736 00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:12,991 is that your character... 737 00:29:13,091 --> 00:29:14,960 I mean, it was one of the most amazing monologues. 738 00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,195 If you haven't watched the show, watch it, 739 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:17,896 and then specifically this scene. 740 00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:18,897 Y-You know what I'm talking about. 741 00:29:18,997 --> 00:29:20,132 It's this beautiful moment 742 00:29:20,232 --> 00:29:22,868 where your character has this-this monologue 743 00:29:22,968 --> 00:29:24,269 where, you know, she talks about, 744 00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:25,604 you know, the invisible woman. 745 00:29:25,704 --> 00:29:27,573 And it's-it's this beautiful journey 746 00:29:27,673 --> 00:29:30,008 where we-we learn about menopause 747 00:29:30,108 --> 00:29:31,376 but in an intimate way. 748 00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:33,579 It's not like a caricature of what menopause is. 749 00:29:33,679 --> 00:29:36,014 What was-- what was special about that scene for you? 750 00:29:36,114 --> 00:29:38,217 It was special because, in Hollywood, 751 00:29:38,383 --> 00:29:40,719 they don't allow women to age. You know? 752 00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:44,389 And you have to do all this shit to your face and body. 753 00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:45,958 You know? I'm serious. 754 00:29:46,058 --> 00:29:48,193 -I love to eat, honey. I can't do it. -(laughs) 755 00:29:48,293 --> 00:29:51,096 -I just can't do it. You know? -(cheering and applause) 756 00:29:51,196 --> 00:29:52,731 I can't. 757 00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:55,601 I mean, I try! 758 00:29:55,701 --> 00:30:00,272 But it was-- it was very important to me to... 759 00:30:00,405 --> 00:30:03,041 to embrace the age. 760 00:30:03,142 --> 00:30:05,577 I thought it would be okay because... 761 00:30:05,677 --> 00:30:07,880 just because you turn a certain, uh, age 762 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,214 doesn't mean you're dead. 763 00:30:09,314 --> 00:30:12,417 You know? But when you do turn a certain age, 764 00:30:12,518 --> 00:30:14,419 your mind is going crazy. 765 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,221 It is. Especially when it's menopause. 766 00:30:16,355 --> 00:30:18,490 -You're like, "What the hell is going on?" -(laughs) 767 00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:20,225 (chuckles) You know? And, um... 768 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:21,660 So I really wanted to bring that. 769 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,963 And I was really happy that the executive producers, uh, 770 00:30:25,063 --> 00:30:26,498 you know, uh, Steve Yockey, 771 00:30:26,598 --> 00:30:29,368 Meredith, uh, Lavender and Marcie, 772 00:30:29,401 --> 00:30:30,903 they were like, "Go with it." 773 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,204 You know? And I was like, "Great." 774 00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:33,872 You know? And I-- And-and you're right. 775 00:30:33,972 --> 00:30:36,408 I get so much response 776 00:30:36,508 --> 00:30:38,944 -from women of a certain age saying, "Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 777 00:30:39,044 --> 00:30:41,180 Thank you. My husband doesn't think I'm crazy now." 778 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,648 -You know? -I love that. 779 00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:45,117 -Yeah. -It-it really has been amazing to watch, you know? 780 00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:47,920 You know, and-and I feel like Rosie Perez, as a whole, 781 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,055 it's like I-I feel like you're in a moment right now, 782 00:30:50,155 --> 00:30:52,291 you know, which-which is such a wonderful thing, you know? 783 00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,393 It's-it's Flight Attendant, of course. 784 00:30:54,493 --> 00:30:56,295 And then-- You were one of my favorite moments 785 00:30:56,395 --> 00:30:57,996 from the Oscars. Just that scene of, like, 786 00:30:58,096 --> 00:31:00,499 the reunion of-of the cast of White Men Can't Jump. 787 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:02,668 You know, that was really cool to see onstage. 788 00:31:02,768 --> 00:31:04,203 I was pissed off at them though. 789 00:31:04,303 --> 00:31:05,604 -You were? -I was. 790 00:31:05,704 --> 00:31:07,539 'Cause I said-- I just said to them, 791 00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:09,174 "I have a train. 792 00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:10,442 Just pick it up." 793 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:12,277 'Cause they had us sit back. 794 00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:15,247 -Yes. -"And fluff it, let it go and let me walk out." 795 00:31:15,347 --> 00:31:16,348 -Okay. -They said okay. 796 00:31:16,448 --> 00:31:19,117 And then I see-- I see on the playback, 797 00:31:19,218 --> 00:31:22,654 -they were holding it the whole time, cracking up. -(laughing) 798 00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:25,123 And they were high off their asses. 799 00:31:25,224 --> 00:31:28,093 (laughing) 800 00:31:28,193 --> 00:31:30,262 -I thought that was a joke, no? They... -No! 801 00:31:30,362 --> 00:31:31,964 Oh, man! 802 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,499 Oh, that's-that's-- Okay, you see, 803 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:34,766 now, this is what I'm loving. 804 00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:35,968 -(laughs) -We're getting the behind-the-scenes now. 805 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,202 We're getting the behind-the-scenes. 806 00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:39,371 You-you-- I feel like you're-you're living 807 00:31:39,471 --> 00:31:40,706 in an exciting time right now. 808 00:31:40,806 --> 00:31:42,808 Y-You're back in New York now for a little bit. 809 00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:44,710 The boxing. Madison Square Garden. 810 00:31:44,810 --> 00:31:46,411 Madison Square Garden. 811 00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:50,716 April 30, there's going to be the biggest 812 00:31:50,816 --> 00:31:53,252 -women's boxing title. -(applause and cheering) 813 00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:57,222 -Oh, my God. -First time, first time ever, ever 814 00:31:57,389 --> 00:32:00,392 that it's going to be a women's boxing headline at MSG ever. 815 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:01,894 Yes. They are the main event. 816 00:32:01,994 --> 00:32:05,764 It is Amanda Serrano. She is Puerto Rican! 817 00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:09,268 -(applause and cheering) -Um, and, uh, versus Katie Taylor. 818 00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:11,103 -Uh-huh. Yeah. -And she's no joke. 819 00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:13,906 You know, these are really two tough women 820 00:32:14,006 --> 00:32:16,975 who are at the elite level. 821 00:32:17,075 --> 00:32:18,977 It's not just a silly fight. 822 00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:20,512 This is going to be a banger. 823 00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,681 I will say this. 824 00:32:22,781 --> 00:32:25,551 I did not have a lot of love for Jake Paul. 825 00:32:25,651 --> 00:32:27,252 -I have never met him. -Uh-huh. 826 00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:30,656 Um, just because of the antics and all of that. 827 00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:32,991 -Right. -You know, I don't know him personally. 828 00:32:33,091 --> 00:32:35,561 I have no... nothing personally against him, but I was just 829 00:32:35,661 --> 00:32:36,695 -like, "Whatever." -Right, right. 830 00:32:36,795 --> 00:32:39,131 The fact that he put on this fight 831 00:32:39,231 --> 00:32:42,100 against Amanda Serrano versus Katie Taylor 832 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:46,905 at Madison Square Garden April 30, um, 833 00:32:47,005 --> 00:32:50,375 is something to give him a lot of credit for. 834 00:32:50,476 --> 00:32:53,779 Because there... That fight should have happened years ago. 835 00:32:53,879 --> 00:32:56,482 -Mm. -And a lot of promoters did not pay attention. 836 00:32:56,582 --> 00:32:59,117 Even the promoters that are co-promoting the fight. 837 00:32:59,218 --> 00:33:01,720 -Wow. -You know, Amanda Serrano deserved that fight. 838 00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,555 She deserved more. 839 00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:06,391 Katie Taylor was getting paid, and Amanda Serrano was not. 840 00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:11,230 She is a seven division, seven-time world champion. 841 00:33:11,396 --> 00:33:13,232 -Seven division? -Seven division. 842 00:33:13,398 --> 00:33:15,901 And now she's getting a real payday. 843 00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,570 Now she's getting, like, seven figures. 844 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:21,340 And I hate to say it, but it's all because of Jake Paul. 845 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,041 -Kudos to Jake Paul. -You know, so I got to... 846 00:33:23,142 --> 00:33:24,810 I got to give him credit. But you know what? 847 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:28,247 -Stay the hell out of the ring, Jake, you know? -(laughter) 848 00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:30,015 (applause) 849 00:33:30,115 --> 00:33:32,184 Oh, man, I could talk to you forever. 850 00:33:32,351 --> 00:33:33,619 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 851 00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,154 -Thank you for that. -I appreciate you. 852 00:33:35,254 --> 00:33:38,557 I loved seeing here. Season two of The Flight Attendant 853 00:33:38,657 --> 00:33:40,492 premieres April 21 on HBO Max. 854 00:33:40,592 --> 00:33:41,660 We're gonna take a quick break, 855 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,195 but we'll be right back after this. 856 00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:45,364 -(applause and cheering) -Thank you. 857 00:33:52,107 --> 00:33:55,477 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 858 00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:58,313 remember, Team Rubicon mobilizes veterans 859 00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:01,316 to help people prepare, respond and recover from disasters. 860 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,817 They're on the ground right now 861 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,820 supporting internally-displaced persons inside Ukraine. 862 00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,389 So if you can, donate to the link below 863 00:34:07,489 --> 00:34:08,857 to support them in their work. 864 00:34:08,957 --> 00:34:11,259 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, and remember. 865 00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:14,062 If you tweet anything that's problematic, 866 00:34:14,162 --> 00:34:17,299 technically, that's ten percent Elon Musk's fault. 867 00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:20,001 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 868 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,871 ♪ ♪ 869 00:34:22,971 --> 00:34:24,639 FRANK NICELY: I was gonna give you 870 00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:26,875 a little quick history lesson. 871 00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:30,111 My grandson one time asked me, he said, 872 00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:33,648 "Papi, did the South really lose the war between the States?" 873 00:34:33,748 --> 00:34:37,919 -I said, "Well, son, it's too early to tell." -(laughter) 874 00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:40,755 I said, "If you look at... if you compare 875 00:34:40,855 --> 00:34:42,958 their northern cities, to our southern cities..." 876 00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:45,493 I think can I tell my grandson 877 00:34:45,594 --> 00:34:48,863 the war between the states is going on, and we're winning. 878 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:53,101 Thank you. 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