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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from New York City,
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the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight,
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Elon Musk
rules the Twitterverse,
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Jordan Klepper fingers Florida,
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and Rosie Perez is here.
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This is
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
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(cheering and applause)
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What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Thank you
for coming out in person!
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Thank you so much for being
here. I appreciate you.
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I like seeing human beings.
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I'm so excited, because
tonight... tonight we got
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Jordan Klepper,
who's on the show,
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he went down to Florida to CPAC,
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which is basically Republican
Comic-Con, so you know
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that's gonna be interesting.
And on top of that, New York's
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very own, Rosie Perez is
gonna be joining us, everyone!
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-That's gonna be great.
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We're gonna be talking about
boxing and The Flight Attendant,
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so let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right.
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I don't even need to tell
you this, but the biggest news
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of the day
has been about Twitter.
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A fun place to share jokes and
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find out which celebrities
are dead.
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Now, you may remember,
last week Elon Musk
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became Twitter's
largest shareholder
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by buying ten percent
of their stock,
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which gives him majority control
of Denzel expressing relief.
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Well, now Elon Musk has decided
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he doesn't want
ten percent of Twitter.
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No, he wants 100% of Twitter.
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Yeah, because he has plans
to make it the best
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social media site in the world.
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Tesla CEO Elon Musk
is offering to buy Twitter,
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all of the shares he does
not currently own,
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for $43.4 billion in cash.
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He also says he wants to take
the company private.
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Musk writing a letter
to Twitter chair Bret Taylor,
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saying, "Twitter has
extraordinary potential.
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I will unlock it."
-The-- A top priority I have,
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I would have, is-is eliminating
the-the spam and scam bots.
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Um, and the bot armies
that are on Twitter.
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-(applause)
-Um...
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They make the product
much worse. (chuckles)
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Oh, shit.
It's happening, people!
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Elon Musk is attempting
a hostile takeover of Twitter!
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He's offering $43 billion,
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all cash, take it or leave it.
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Yeah, that was his offer.
His actual offer.
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"$43 billion, all cash,
take it or leave it."
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But you got to admit, it's
a very "Indian uncle"
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way to negotiate.
You know? Yeah.
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Indian uncles always think
if they put cash at the end
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of the offer, then you can't
refuse, you know? It's like,
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"Trevor, I'll give you
$47 for your car."
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What? No.
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"Cash."
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No-- it's a car! I'm not gonna
give you th-- it's a car!
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Now, because Elon Musk is
Elon Musk, he didn't-he didn't
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just make a normal offer.
No.
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He offered to pay
$54.20 per share.
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Yeah. Not $54.00 exactly,
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no-- fifty... 420.
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And that's how you know
that you're too rich.
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When you're spending
an extra few million dollars
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just to slip a weed joke in
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to your takeover bid.
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And he didn't even have
to waste that extra money.
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We already knew he was high
when he said he would
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quote, "Unlock Twitter's
full potential, man."
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Which by, the way, am I the only
person who got freaked out
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by that part,
where he said that?
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He says he wants to unlock
Twitter's full potential.
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I thought Twitter was unlocked.
No, like,
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is there, is there a locked
version we don't know about?
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Are there parts of Twitter
that are still shut down?
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Well, maybe let's
keep them like that.
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Yeah, never once have I logged
onto Twitter and been like,
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man, I just wish this
place would let loose.
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People really hold back on here.
All nuanced and shit.
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But that's the thing
with Elon Musk.
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Nobody knows what
he's going to do.
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He is super smart, definitely.
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But he admits that he also
loves dumb jokes.
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So we don't know how this
could turn out. This-this--
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this could turn into Twitter
into the best version of itself
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or he could just
rename tweets "farts"
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and retweets "refarts."
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The United Nations today,
refarting a fart from
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President Biden.
Many farters online saying that
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this fart went too far.
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Moving on to Darfur.
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Now, I know a lot of people,
uh, don't like Elon Musk,
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but I will admit some
of the suggestions that he had
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for Twitter are not that bad.
All right?
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He wants an edit button.
I like that idea. All right?
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He wants to make the algorithm
more transparent, so we know
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why things are trending or why
tweets go places. I like that.
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All right? And he wants
to get rid of bots and scams,
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which I love.
I hate the bots on Twitter.
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Do you know how many hours
I've wasted talking to
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@Oprah2467crypto,
only to find out later
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that it wasn't really Oprah?
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I told her my deepest secrets!
And I gave her money!
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I mean, yeah, in hindsight,
it was weird that
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Oprah was asking me for money,
but she seemed so real.
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That-that would
catch anyone, guys.
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And this is also
a risky business move
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because if you kick
all the bots off of Twitter,
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that's, like,
99% of the platform.
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Right? Who's gonna be left? Huh?
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Yeah, it's like trying to ban
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all sex criminals
from Hollywood.
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You're just gonna be left
with Paul Rudd and Baby Yoda.
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That's gonna be it.
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Sorry, what's that?
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Baby Yoda did what?
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Sorry, guys.
It's just Paul Rudd now.
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That's all that's left.
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All right,
but let's move on from Twitter
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to another place
where nobody get along
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and nothing gets done:
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the U.S. Senate.
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For decades now,
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one of the most prestigious
members of the Senate
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has been Dianne Feinstein,
Democrat from California.
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Right?
She's been a leading voice
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on environmental issues
and LGBTQ rights,
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and she was the first woman ever
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to chair
the Intelligence Committee,
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which was a big deal.
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But recently,
some of her colleagues
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have been voicing concern
about whether the senator
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still has the capacity
to do her job.
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And at 88,
they're wondering if it's time
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for the senator to step down.
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Some members of congress are
reportedly expressing concerns
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about Senator Dianne Feinstein's
memory.
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Now, the San Francisco Chronicle
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reports it spoke
to four U.S. senators,
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three of whom are Democrats,
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a California Democratic member
of Congress
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and several
former Feinstein staffers.
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All of them say her memory
appears to be getting worse.
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Now, the Chronicle says
one of them
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even started talking
to other people in Congress
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to see if they
could convince her to resign.
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NEWSMAN:
An unnamed Democrat in Congress
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who has worked with the senator
for 15 years
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had to reintroduce themselves
several times
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during
a recent policy discussion.
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Feinstein also allegedly
repeated several questions
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during that encounter.
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Oof. All right,
this is a tough one.
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It really is.
I mean, on the one hand,
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you don't want to expel
Senator Feinstein
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just because she's old, right?
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But on the other hand,
if she is losing her faculties,
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you can't have her
making decisions
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that affect the entire country.
You know? This-this...
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Like, this reminded me
of my grandfather.
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Right? He used to babysit me
when I was younger.
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Which was fine. Which was fine.
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Until I realized
that his mind was slipping
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and I could trick him.
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Yeah. Like one day,
I tricked him
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into spending
all the family's grocery money
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on Tamagotchis instead of food.
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(laughter)
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And that night,
when my mom got home,
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she saw there was no food.
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And she made me eat
my grandfather.
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(laughter)
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No, I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
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She just beat the shit
out of me, that's all.
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But you know what?
I'm glad it happened.
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Yeah, 'cause it inspired me
to work hard
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so I could make enough money
to buy my own Tamagotchis,
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and look at me now, Mom. A grown
man with 10,000 Tamagotchis.
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I did it, Mom.
You can't touch me.
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Yeah. How do you like me now?
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(applause)
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By the way, if anyone wants
10,000 Tamagotchis, DM me.
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Here's the thing.
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Everyone in Congress
is asking the question now
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because of the story.
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Should there be an age limit?
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Right? Because there's already
a minimum age,
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so people are saying
there should be a maximum age.
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I think if you're not gonna have
a maximum age,
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then it's only fair
that you get rid of the minimum.
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You know? Yeah.
'Cause right now,
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you have to be 30 years old
to be a senator.
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Why? Huh? Let's be honest.
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You-you could vote
for Senator Baby.
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Yeah. Sounds ridiculous,
but think about it.
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Senator Baby
isn't fleeing to Cancún
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during a power failure, huh?
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-Senator Baby...
-(cheering and applause)
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Senator Baby is responsible.
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Senator Baby isn't cheering on
insurrectionists. No.
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Senator Baby wants one thing
and one thing alone:
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bah bah.
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And you might not know
what bah bah is,
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but do you know
what Rand Paul is talking about
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90% of the time?
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I rest my case.
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(laughter)
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Like, do you realize
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the average age of the Senate
is 64?
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Average age.
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And I'm not saying
that they can't do their job.
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I'm just saying how invested are
you in the future of the planet
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if you'll be leaving soon?
You know?
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No, I-I... Hey,
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I know how I treat the urinal
at Disney World.
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That's not my house.
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And just to be clear,
just to be clear,
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people are like,
"Oh, that's ageism."
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No, look, I'm not saying
that being younger
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guarantees your brain works,
okay?
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Like, look at Madison Cawthorn.
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He's 26.
He's having all these delusions
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of, like, cocaine and orgies
in Congress,
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which you know
isn't a real thing.
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People in Congress
aren't having orgies.
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And if they were,
they'd probably be terrible.
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You know? Like,
"I respectfully remind
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"the gentlelady from Minnesota
that she's out of order.
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The gentlemen from Montana
was supposed to go second."
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(laughter)
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"And as for me, I yield
the remainder of my time.
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I got a lot more excited
than I thought."
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(laughter and applause)
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"A lot more."
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All right.
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Let's move on
to some sports news.
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It is NBA playoff season,
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that magical time of the year
when the league's best players
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battle it out
for the championship
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and the Knicks go
on their annual fishing trip.
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Now, there's always a lot
of drama in the NBA playoffs,
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but last night,
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one player
got a little too dramatic.
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The Charlotte Hornets
had a rough night in Atlanta.
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Charlotte getting frustrated
in the fourth quarter.
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Miles Bridges gets ejected
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after a fan yells at him
on the way out.
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He threw his mouth guard,
hitting a girl in the stands.
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After the game, Bridges
called his actions unacceptable
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and went on Twitter to see if he
could contact that young lady
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to make up for what he did.
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I was upset about a call.
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I was aiming for the guy
that was screaming at me,
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and it, you know,
saying it hit a little girl,
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so that's definitely
unacceptable on my part,
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and I take, you know,
full responsibility.
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Okay. All right.
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First of all,
good on Miles Bridges
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for taking responsibility,
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you know, for throwing
his mouth guard into the crowd.
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I like that he said it.
He's like, "Look, man,
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I shouldn't have done that."
Uh, I will also say this--
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if you're a basketball player
who shoots for the heckler
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but you hit a teenage girl...
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-kind of proved
the heckler's point. -(applause)
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That's your only job.
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And, to be fair, that girl
played horrible defense.
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But, still, I'm not blaming her.
I'm not blaming her.
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Now, you know, if you follow
sports, you may have noticed
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that this feels like it's
a bit of a trend recently.
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You know?
Fans antagonizing the players
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or players losing their shit
with the crowd.
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Like, a few days ago,
Kyrie Irving,
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he got in the face of a fan
who shouted something at him.
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But then it turned out that
he got angry at the wrong fan.
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Right? Yeah. And then,
in the Premier League,
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Cristiano Ronaldo slapped
a kid's phone out of his hand
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because he was injured
and the kid was filming
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and then he was frustrated.
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And he said sorry afterwards,
but, still,
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people, like,
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I don't know if confrontations
are getting worse
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because of COVID and, like,
athletes and fans are angry,
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but it does seem like everyone
needs to chill.
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Okay? Yeah.
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If you're
a professional athlete,
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you have to accept
that part of your job
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is getting yelled at
by strangers.
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It's part of the job. All right?
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Just comes with the territory.
Certain jobs do.
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It's the same way strippers know
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people are gonna be
throwing money at them.
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Yeah. If you were a stripper
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and you have a fear
of flying objects,
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you're in the wrong job,
you know?
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If you're like,
"Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Just deposit it
into my account!"
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That's not how this works.
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Athletes have to learn
to ignore it.
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You know? If you don't want
to get yelled at by strangers,
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there are a lot of other jobs
where that doesn't happen.
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Like-like, I've never once been
at the dentist's office
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just like, "Boo!
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"Yo! This dude sucks
at scraping my gums!
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"Boo!
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You're not even a real doctor!"
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But I will say this--
the fans also need to chill.
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Remember,
athletes are human beings.
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All right? Have some respect.
Have some compassion.
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Because a lot of the fans
right now are filming themselves
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saying crazy shit to athletes
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because they know
if they get a reaction,
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they're gonna go viral.
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Right? Like last month,
one dude heckled a player
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on the Portland Trailblazers
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by talking shit
about his grandmother
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who had recently died of COVID.
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-(gasping)
-Exactly.
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Guys, I'm sorry, if you're
looking for heckling material
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in the obituaries,
that's taking things too far.
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All right? Say something
about the game and move on.
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That's a shitty thing to do.
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Like, you-you're at
a professional basketball game.
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It's supposed to be fun.
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Why are you so angry?
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I see people in the stands
all the time.
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(angry gibberish sounds)
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This is fun.
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I almost feel like NBA games
need to add, like,
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a courtside therapist
for the fans.
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Yeah, I-I guess when I--
when I screamed
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that LeBron sucks donkey balls,
I was...
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(sighs): I...
I was really angry at my dad
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for never hugging me. I...
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Le-LeBron reminds me of my dad.
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He left to go to another city
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and he pretended
like it was normal
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and that's why I hate LeBron...
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-(crying)
-(applause)
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So, my advice would be
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for everyone to take the
temperature down just a notch
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and remember that the point
of going to a game
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isn't to try and get
a professional athlete
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to beat the shit out of you,
okay?
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The point of going to the game
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is to bribe your kids
with snacks
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so they pick you
in the custody battle.
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Remember what it's about.
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It's about love.
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All right, finally,
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let's talk about homelessness.
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It is a big problem in America,
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and not everyone
is offering helpful solutions.
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For instance, in Tennessee,
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yesterday,
the state senate passed a bill
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that would make it a crime
to sleep under bridges.
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Yeah.
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Which I guess could save lives,
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given the state of
infrastructure in this country.
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But I don't think that-that's
what they were going for.
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You know? They just don't want
to have to look
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at homeless people anymore
so they made it a crime.
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But here's-here's my question--
whenever they do this,
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what are the homeless people
supposed to do?
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Right? When you make it a crime.
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What-- Like, what
do you think's gonna happen?
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You think they're gonna be like,
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"Well, if sleeping
under this bridge is illegal,
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"I-I guess I'll finally buy
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"that townhouse
I've been looking at.
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Eh, it was
all about my options."
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'Cause, honestly, these policies
are pretty typical
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of the approach to homelessness
in many parts of the country.
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And, now, the reason that people
are talking about this bill
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in particular, this one,
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is because of
this really inspirational story
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that one Republican told
during the debate.
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Mr. Speaker, I haven't given
y'all a history lesson
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in a while, and I wanted
to give you a little history
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on homelessness.
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19 and ten, Hitler decided
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to live on the streets
for a while.
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So for two years,
Hitler lived on the streets
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and practiced his oratory
and his body language
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and how to connect
with the masses,
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and then went on to lead a life
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that got him
in the history books.
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So, a lot of these people,
it's not a dead end.
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Very interesting angle to take.
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(Southern accent):
Yeah, that's right, folks.
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Uh, Hitler was homeless,
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and it made him a better person.
Mah.
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Yes, don't despair,
homeless people.
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If you really apply yourself,
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one day, you, too,
could do genocide.
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(laughter, groaning)
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(his voice):
Like, just-just checking.
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The Hitler in this inspiring
story-- is this Adolf Hitler?
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Yeah? Like, there isn't
another Hitler
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somewhere in history who was an
astronaut or something, right?
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You know, it's just like,
"Hey, I'm Hitler."
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"What?!"
"Yeah, yeah, the Olympic skater,
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Steve Hitler."
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00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,625
"Oh, shit, you should just go
by Steve, man. Yeah."
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(laughter)
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You realize comparing homeless
people to the worst person
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in history is definitely not
gonna help them, right?
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Because who's going to want
to help homeless people now?
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It's gonna be people like, "Ah."
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"No, I'm not giving you money.
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You could become
the future Hitler."
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00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,409
And by the way, who even knew
that Hitler was homeless?
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-Did you guys know that?
-PEOPLE: No.
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I didn't... I didn't know this.
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I don't know about you,
but it creeps me out
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-when people know too much
about Hitler's life. -(laughter)
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00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,619
Yeah, there's something
really disturbing
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about anyone who's like,
"Did you know
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Hitler's favorite fruit
was the mango?"
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00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:07,194
(laughter)
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00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,063
"I'm-I'm just... I'm just gonna
go over here now."
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00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,765
It's a weird thing.
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All right, that is it
for the headlines, which means
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it's time for us to check on in
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on this weekend's
weather forecast
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with our very own Desi Lydic,
everybody.
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(applause and cheering)
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00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:22,409
Hey.
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00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:28,815
Good to, uh... good see you,
Desi. How are you doing?
444
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:32,419
-Great. Good to see you. We're
back with our audience. -Yeah.
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00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,688
-(applause and cheering)
-It's great.
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It's a good day.
It's a good day.
447
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,192
Also, you'll like this.
448
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:41,061
I set up a booby trap
in my building
449
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to catch whoever's been
stealing my neighbor's paper
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00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,865
before I could steal it.
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00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:47,534
-So... -Huh. That's a good thing
for a bad thing.
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00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,369
-Oh, well, well...
-Oh, yeah, we'll get him.
453
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,105
-We'll get him, or her.
-(laughter)
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00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:53,841
What's going on, Desi?
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00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,609
-Yeah.
-So, what's been going on?
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00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,078
God, that story. How crazy.
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Did that guy actually use Hitler
as an inspiration story?
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00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,317
-Right?
-Are we doing that now?
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00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,453
Are we doing, like,
"hashtag Hitler Goals"?
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00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,755
I mean, it's bad enough.
461
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:12,025
Like, girl boss culture already
makes me feel so unaccomplished.
462
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,261
Now I got to live up to Hitler?
463
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,796
-Well, I don't think
you have to. -It's not fair.
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00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,298
-I... You know? -No, it's,
like, too much pressure, man.
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00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,300
It's not cool.
Although I will say,
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if it works,
I will use that tactic
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to get my kid
to finish his dinner.
468
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:28,075
Yeah. Do you know
who would eat all this broccoli?
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00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,211
Hitler. If he can do it,
so can you.
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That's gonna be a weird thing
to teach your kid, I think.
471
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,617
-You know? -Yeah, yeah.
Also that mouth guard thing.
472
00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:38,285
What the hell?!
473
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,054
Trevor, have you ever been hit
in the head with a mouth guard?
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00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:43,690
-I actually have once, yeah.
-Me... me, too.
475
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,760
-You have? -Yeah, like,
every day in third grade.
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And fourth.
And fifth and sixth.
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00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:52,065
-AUDIENCE: Oh!
-Yeah, it was tough.
478
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,867
The teachers were super mean
at that school.
479
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,335
(laughter)
480
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,604
That's a very strange school
that...
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00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,106
Anyway, Desi, um,
what's going on
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-with the weather this weekend?
-Oh, come on, Trevor.
483
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,011
The weather?
484
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,680
I mean, we know each other
better than that.
485
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,315
We can cut the small talk.
486
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,651
I'm not your neighbor
in the elevator.
487
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,854
Let's have a real conversation,
you know, heart to heart.
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Tell me, what are
your deepest, darkest fears?
489
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,359
No. No, I want
to know what the weather is.
490
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,928
-It's not small talk. Um...
-Here's another one.
491
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:24,131
When was the last time
you cried?
492
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,133
No, I-I...
493
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:30,170
You can tell me. It's just you,
me, all these lovely people.
494
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,672
-No, it's not small talk.
-Let me help you.
495
00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:33,040
-I'm saying, the weather.
-Yeah.
496
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,442
I was talking about weather,
like, behind.
497
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,377
-It's behind you.
-Oh, God, yeah.
498
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:41,849
The past is always haunting us
right at the back door, man.
499
00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:43,383
-Can't escape it.
You really can't. -No.
500
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,854
-No, no, I'm... You see, I...
This... -Here's a question.
501
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:48,355
Are you asking
about the weather,
502
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,123
or is it your inner child?
503
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,326
That's what I want to know.
504
00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:54,228
What is it specifically
about the weather
505
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,463
that's triggering you?
506
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,833
-It's the picture
that's behind you. -Yeah.
507
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,335
-Yeah.
-It's like the news. We do...
508
00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:02,769
It is. It's hard. It's like,
509
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,572
you can keep those memories,
right up here
510
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,274
-and they just come knocking,
man. -They're not memories.
511
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,209
I feel like nobody's trying
to make a news show with me.
512
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,711
-Yeah.
-Um, you don't understand...
513
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,779
Yeah, I'm glad we had this talk
514
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,915
because I could tell,
you were really frustrated.
515
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,784
-I-I have gotten frustrated,
yeah. I, uh... -Yeah.
516
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,220
Well, I'm glad I could help.
Is there, uh...?
517
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,090
You need anything else
from me while I'm here?
518
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,361
No, we're good. We're good.
Desi Lydic, everybody.
519
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,829
-Thank you so much.
-Hey, hey.
520
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,597
-(applause and cheering)
-We're all out of time.
521
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:34,001
All right, we'll be right back
with Jordan Klepper
522
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,403
and the Republicans
right after this.
523
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,771
It's the weather.
524
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,907
(cheering, applause)
525
00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,419
(cheering and applause)
526
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:53,992
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
527
00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:56,528
Recently,
our very own Jordan Klepper
528
00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:58,697
traveled down to Florida
to finger the pulse
529
00:20:58,797 --> 00:21:01,366
at the Conservative
Political Action Conference.
530
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:04,036
It led
to some unexpected interactions
531
00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:07,773
and one very unexpected place.
532
00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,908
♪ ♪
533
00:21:13,712 --> 00:21:15,914
KLEPPER:
Every year, CPAC brings together
534
00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:19,017
all the brightest minds
and salespeople
535
00:21:19,117 --> 00:21:20,786
in the conservative world.
536
00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:23,855
And with the world careening
from crisis to crisis,
537
00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:27,559
I've come to Orlando to find out
where their movement is going
538
00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:29,795
and brace myself
for what's to come.
539
00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:31,129
People are asking the question
who the future
540
00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:32,898
-of the Republican Party is.
-Trump.
541
00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:34,700
-It's Trump.
-Trump is the Republican Party.
542
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,468
-CPAC is Trump.
-I'm here to support
543
00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,437
the greatest president ever,
Donald J. Trump.
544
00:21:38,537 --> 00:21:40,739
-Donald J. Trump's the greatest
president ever? -Yeah. 100%.
545
00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:43,809
If you look at the
Trump administration on paper
546
00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:47,045
as a report card,
it was stellar. It just was.
547
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,213
-In what sense?
-The numbers.
548
00:21:48,313 --> 00:21:49,982
-The economy?
-The economy.
549
00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:52,150
-Down.
-Well, I'm talking
550
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:56,288
about before
the COVID economic collapse.
551
00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:58,757
We don't count the whole term.
We can cherry-pick numbers
552
00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:01,860
that make him look
like a fantastic president.
553
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,061
Why are you so obsessed
with Trump?
554
00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:04,763
I like how he's funny.
He's as funny
555
00:22:04,863 --> 00:22:06,265
-as he is political.
-How is he funny to you?
556
00:22:06,365 --> 00:22:07,799
The 2015 debate,
557
00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:10,402
he was like,
"Lyin' Ted, Little Marco,
558
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:12,571
you're fat. You're stupid."
I just loved it.
559
00:22:12,671 --> 00:22:15,641
I-I felt like his personality
was my personality.
560
00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,776
It's like he has
a 15-year-old's sense of humor.
561
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:20,579
Exactly. But that is...
I love that.
562
00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:21,913
So, you wanted a 15-year-old
as president,
563
00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:23,715
-and you got one.
-100%.
564
00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:26,418
KLEPPER: Clearly,
this was still Trump's party.
565
00:22:26,518 --> 00:22:28,387
But this trip
wasn't about R and R.
566
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,989
Is this what I think it is?
It's a Trump sex swing?
567
00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:32,624
Or S and M.
568
00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:34,092
That's nice.
569
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,627
-And then you get somebody...
Then it's like this. -Oh.
570
00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:37,629
KLEPPER: It's about the GOP
and their party's plan
571
00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:40,065
to tackle the issues
that face America.
572
00:22:40,165 --> 00:22:42,367
They want to destroy
the-the neutral family.
573
00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:44,770
-Who does? -But, uh...
The left. The Democratic Party.
574
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:47,272
You can't use the words
"mother," "father."
575
00:22:47,372 --> 00:22:48,507
Am I gonna get in trouble
576
00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:50,242
if I use the word "mother"
or "father"?
577
00:22:50,342 --> 00:22:51,743
They'll try to correct you.
578
00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:53,478
KLEPPER: What do you think
of the trans issue right now?
579
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:54,947
That seems to be
a big talking point here.
580
00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:56,715
I don't think it should be
indoctrinated into kids.
581
00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:58,917
-Indoctrinated. In what way?
-(chuckles)
582
00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:00,953
Indoctrinated in what way?
583
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:03,855
Um, putting trans flags
584
00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,891
in elementary kids'
schools' rooms
585
00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:07,593
because they're pretty colors.
586
00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:10,395
-Those flags, they offend you?
-They don't offend me.
587
00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:14,333
I think they cause problems
for young people.
588
00:23:14,499 --> 00:23:15,934
-To see a flag like that
in their school. -No.
589
00:23:16,034 --> 00:23:17,903
To have colors like that
590
00:23:18,003 --> 00:23:20,839
and then associating it
to something else.
591
00:23:20,939 --> 00:23:22,040
What are the colors?
I actually don't even think
592
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,241
-I know the colors.
-Neither do I.
593
00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:24,843
But they're pretty offensive.
594
00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:26,378
Uh, they're colorful,
595
00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:27,879
and kids like colors.
596
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,681
KLEPPER: But even though
the theme of CPAC
597
00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,116
was the culture war,
598
00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:33,785
what about the war war?
599
00:23:33,885 --> 00:23:35,654
Whose fault is what's happening
in Ukraine right now?
600
00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:37,222
Well, of course
it's Biden's fault.
601
00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:40,058
He didn't do anything to, uh...
to protect the nation,
602
00:23:40,158 --> 00:23:42,294
-to protect those people.
-When you look at what happened
603
00:23:42,394 --> 00:23:44,830
between Russia and Ukraine,
you have to point the finger
604
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,231
at the leader
of the United States of America.
605
00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:47,699
Of course. You-you have to.
606
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:50,469
Biden helped make Ukraine
so important
607
00:23:50,535 --> 00:23:52,771
by all of the dealings
that they were doing in it.
608
00:23:52,871 --> 00:23:55,240
How should a leader handle
someone like Vladimir Putin?
609
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:57,075
-Peace through strength.
-Peace through strengths.
610
00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:58,477
What do you think
about Donald Trump
611
00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:01,346
when he called Vladimir Putin
a genius?
612
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,481
Was that him being tough?
613
00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:05,484
I think he has a way of, um...
614
00:24:05,517 --> 00:24:06,618
playing with words.
615
00:24:06,718 --> 00:24:08,487
Yeah, definitely.
Like saying the-the opposite
616
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,588
-of what a patriot would say.
-Yes.
617
00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,590
And then he gets the media
riled up.
618
00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:13,492
He disregards
his own intelligence community
619
00:24:13,592 --> 00:24:15,627
and, instead, he kisses the ass
of Vladimir Putin.
620
00:24:15,727 --> 00:24:17,195
But that's him just being smart.
621
00:24:17,296 --> 00:24:18,931
It's being a wise guy.
622
00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:20,132
He's being a wise guy.
623
00:24:20,232 --> 00:24:22,100
The MAGA crowd's obsessions
were predictable.
624
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,502
Is this a little much?
625
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:26,505
But there was a new infatuation
I was surprised to hear.
626
00:24:26,571 --> 00:24:28,507
Because,
for the first time at CPAC,
627
00:24:28,573 --> 00:24:31,109
people were applauding
another country.
628
00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:32,778
Hungary's on the forefront.
629
00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:34,947
When you see people
like leaders in Hungary, uh,
630
00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:37,516
talking and speaking
the way that Donald Trump did
631
00:24:37,549 --> 00:24:39,217
when he was in office,
it inspires me.
632
00:24:39,318 --> 00:24:41,420
I think
Hungary is a positive example
633
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,656
about how being
a confident conservative
634
00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:46,725
can really do wonderful things
for a country.
635
00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:48,260
KLEPPER: That's right.
Conservatives here
636
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,362
were looking for inspiration
from Hungary,
637
00:24:50,462 --> 00:24:51,863
the Central European country
638
00:24:51,964 --> 00:24:54,132
that's been steadily
sliding away from democracy
639
00:24:54,232 --> 00:24:56,702
under its right-wing leader
Viktor Orbán.
640
00:24:56,802 --> 00:24:58,870
Trump has endorsed Orbán twice,
641
00:24:58,971 --> 00:25:01,173
and Tucker Carlson
has done a week of shows
642
00:25:01,273 --> 00:25:02,941
and a special about Hungary.
643
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,476
It's not my job
to defend Hungary,
644
00:25:04,509 --> 00:25:06,144
only to learn from it
as an American
645
00:25:06,244 --> 00:25:08,313
and try and hold up the lessons
for us to emulate.
646
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,483
KLEPPER: CPAC is doing a special
event from Hungary in May,
647
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,919
and there are even conservative
speakers from Hungary
648
00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:15,487
here in Orlando.
649
00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:17,689
God bless you,
God bless America.
650
00:25:17,789 --> 00:25:20,993
God bless, Hungary. And
of course, let's go, Brandon.
651
00:25:21,093 --> 00:25:23,595
KLEPPER: So I decided to pack
a backpack full of rapid tests
652
00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:27,866
and Trevor's AMEX card to finger
the pulse international style.
653
00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:29,401
♪ ♪
654
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,069
I arrived in beautiful Budapest
655
00:25:31,169 --> 00:25:34,139
to find out how similar
these two movements really are.
656
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,309
What do you think about
what's happening with Ukraine?
657
00:25:41,113 --> 00:25:43,749
If it is not Putin's fault,
is it Biden's fault?
658
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,222
This makes me feel at home,
I got to say.
659
00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:53,025
Yup, there is a lot here
to unpack,
660
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,627
and I did in my new
half-hour special.
661
00:25:55,727 --> 00:25:58,664
(chanting in foreign language)
662
00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,499
Lock her up!
663
00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:02,734
(chanting stops)
664
00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:03,969
I thought I heard,
"Lock her up."
665
00:26:04,069 --> 00:26:05,871
If you want equality,
666
00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:08,273
-hit the road, Jack.
-I think, yes.
667
00:26:08,373 --> 00:26:10,609
KLEPPER: I asked all
the hard-hitting questions.
668
00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:12,277
What is Hungarian
for "ass licking"?
669
00:26:12,377 --> 00:26:14,579
-(speaking Hungarian) -"Shag
nallow. Shag nallow." -Yes, sir.
670
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,482
-Actually, we have "shag nallow"
in America, too. -Oh.
671
00:26:17,516 --> 00:26:19,184
KLEPPER: And I investigate
the GOP's obsession
672
00:26:19,284 --> 00:26:22,387
with this barely
democratic democracy.
673
00:26:22,487 --> 00:26:24,690
WOMAN: only chance for us
is to band together.
674
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,492
It's like Suicide Squad.
Did you see Suicide Squad?
675
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,628
-Yeah, of course I did.
-Actually, I didn't.
676
00:26:29,728 --> 00:26:31,296
-Is it like Suicide Squad?
-No.
677
00:26:31,396 --> 00:26:32,331
No. Shit.
678
00:26:32,497 --> 00:26:34,566
So the government knows all
679
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:37,736
-your contacts? -And has access
to all my messages.
680
00:26:37,836 --> 00:26:39,838
KLEPPER:
Tune in April 21.
681
00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:41,607
Oh. Awful.
682
00:26:41,707 --> 00:26:42,975
-Awful. I told you.
-Yeah.
683
00:26:43,075 --> 00:26:44,443
Hold on one second.
684
00:26:48,513 --> 00:26:49,948
(clears throat)
685
00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:54,353
You don't happen to know
my wife's phone number, do you?
686
00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:57,789
-(heart beating)
-(applause and cheering)
687
00:26:57,889 --> 00:26:59,124
Thank you so much
for that, Jordan,
688
00:26:59,224 --> 00:27:00,826
and we're really
looking forward to it.
689
00:27:00,926 --> 00:27:02,894
All right, when we come back,
New York's very own
690
00:27:02,995 --> 00:27:06,531
Rosie Perez is joining me
right here so stay tuned.
691
00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:08,667
(applause and cheering)
692
00:27:16,275 --> 00:27:18,310
(cheering and applause)
693
00:27:22,347 --> 00:27:25,784
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight is
694
00:27:25,884 --> 00:27:29,254
Oscar and Emmy Award-nominated
actor Rosie Perez.
695
00:27:29,354 --> 00:27:31,223
She's here to talk
about the new season
696
00:27:31,323 --> 00:27:34,626
of the HBO Max series
The Flight Attendant.
697
00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:36,161
♪ I need you... ♪
698
00:27:36,261 --> 00:27:38,197
-Hello?
-Cassie.
699
00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:40,399
Megan? Uh, hi.
700
00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:41,667
Uh, listen, I can't really have
701
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,068
one of our weird
off-the-record chats,
702
00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:44,570
if you don't mind.
Just tell me you're good, okay?
703
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:45,938
-'Cause I really got to go.
-All right, listen,
704
00:27:46,038 --> 00:27:47,706
did you get a key in the mail?
(gasps)
705
00:27:47,806 --> 00:27:49,341
Megan, are you there?
706
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,911
-(laughter)
-Please welcome Rosie Perez!
707
00:27:53,011 --> 00:27:55,047
-(cheering and applause)
-♪ ♪
708
00:28:00,385 --> 00:28:02,754
-What's going on?
-Welcome.
709
00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:08,093
Thank you.
710
00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:16,268
-Wow.
-Welcome back to The Daily Show.
711
00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:18,637
-Aw, thank you so much.
-It's so good to have you here.
712
00:28:18,737 --> 00:28:20,472
And congratulations
on season two
713
00:28:20,572 --> 00:28:22,141
of The Flight Attendant.
That's really exciting.
714
00:28:22,241 --> 00:28:23,575
Yes, it's very exciting.
715
00:28:23,675 --> 00:28:25,544
Like, when you started the show,
716
00:28:25,644 --> 00:28:27,880
did you think it would receive
717
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,448
the amount of acclaim
that it has?
718
00:28:29,548 --> 00:28:31,783
Because, I mean,
it got tons of Emmy nominations.
719
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,485
-Mm-hmm.
-People have raved about it.
720
00:28:33,585 --> 00:28:34,987
It's no surprise
that it got renewed.
721
00:28:35,087 --> 00:28:37,189
But when you start a show,
do you have a feeling
722
00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:39,124
where you go, "Yeah, this is...
this is just gonna keep going"?
723
00:28:39,224 --> 00:28:42,394
When I first read it, I said,
"This is a weird show."
724
00:28:42,494 --> 00:28:44,029
(laughter)
725
00:28:44,129 --> 00:28:46,732
And I turned it down
'cause I don't like traveling.
726
00:28:46,832 --> 00:28:48,700
-I-I hate flying.
-Yeah, we spoke. Yeah.
727
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,504
And, um, I'm glad
that I said yes. (chuckles)
728
00:28:52,604 --> 00:28:55,808
Um, it was the first scene
729
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,476
that I had with Kaley Cuoco.
730
00:28:57,576 --> 00:28:59,411
I just knew it. I just knew it.
731
00:28:59,511 --> 00:29:01,146
First day, first scene,
732
00:29:01,246 --> 00:29:04,750
out the bag, I said,
"This is gonna be a hit."
733
00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:06,852
The two of you
do have an amazing chemistry.
734
00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:08,921
And-and, you know,
to your point of the characters,
735
00:29:09,021 --> 00:29:11,590
what I loved
right at the end of season one
736
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:12,991
is that your character...
737
00:29:13,091 --> 00:29:14,960
I mean, it was one
of the most amazing monologues.
738
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,195
If you haven't watched the show,
watch it,
739
00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:17,896
and then specifically
this scene.
740
00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:18,897
Y-You know
what I'm talking about.
741
00:29:18,997 --> 00:29:20,132
It's this beautiful moment
742
00:29:20,232 --> 00:29:22,868
where your character
has this-this monologue
743
00:29:22,968 --> 00:29:24,269
where, you know,
she talks about,
744
00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:25,604
you know, the invisible woman.
745
00:29:25,704 --> 00:29:27,573
And it's-it's
this beautiful journey
746
00:29:27,673 --> 00:29:30,008
where we-we learn
about menopause
747
00:29:30,108 --> 00:29:31,376
but in an intimate way.
748
00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:33,579
It's not like a caricature
of what menopause is.
749
00:29:33,679 --> 00:29:36,014
What was-- what was special
about that scene for you?
750
00:29:36,114 --> 00:29:38,217
It was special
because, in Hollywood,
751
00:29:38,383 --> 00:29:40,719
they don't allow women to age.
You know?
752
00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:44,389
And you have to do all this shit
to your face and body.
753
00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:45,958
You know? I'm serious.
754
00:29:46,058 --> 00:29:48,193
-I love to eat, honey.
I can't do it. -(laughs)
755
00:29:48,293 --> 00:29:51,096
-I just can't do it. You know?
-(cheering and applause)
756
00:29:51,196 --> 00:29:52,731
I can't.
757
00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:55,601
I mean, I try!
758
00:29:55,701 --> 00:30:00,272
But it was-- it was
very important to me to...
759
00:30:00,405 --> 00:30:03,041
to embrace the age.
760
00:30:03,142 --> 00:30:05,577
I thought it would be okay
because...
761
00:30:05,677 --> 00:30:07,880
just because you turn
a certain, uh, age
762
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,214
doesn't mean you're dead.
763
00:30:09,314 --> 00:30:12,417
You know? But when you do turn
a certain age,
764
00:30:12,518 --> 00:30:14,419
your mind is going crazy.
765
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,221
It is.
Especially when it's menopause.
766
00:30:16,355 --> 00:30:18,490
-You're like, "What the hell
is going on?" -(laughs)
767
00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:20,225
(chuckles)
You know? And, um...
768
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:21,660
So I really wanted
to bring that.
769
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,963
And I was really happy that
the executive producers, uh,
770
00:30:25,063 --> 00:30:26,498
you know, uh, Steve Yockey,
771
00:30:26,598 --> 00:30:29,368
Meredith, uh, Lavender
and Marcie,
772
00:30:29,401 --> 00:30:30,903
they were like, "Go with it."
773
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,204
You know?
And I was like, "Great."
774
00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:33,872
You know? And I--
And-and you're right.
775
00:30:33,972 --> 00:30:36,408
I get so much response
776
00:30:36,508 --> 00:30:38,944
-from women of a certain age
saying, "Thank you. -Mm-hmm.
777
00:30:39,044 --> 00:30:41,180
Thank you. My husband
doesn't think I'm crazy now."
778
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,648
-You know?
-I love that.
779
00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:45,117
-Yeah. -It-it really has been
amazing to watch, you know?
780
00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:47,920
You know, and-and I feel like
Rosie Perez, as a whole,
781
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,055
it's like I-I feel like
you're in a moment right now,
782
00:30:50,155 --> 00:30:52,291
you know, which-which is such
a wonderful thing, you know?
783
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,393
It's-it's Flight Attendant,
of course.
784
00:30:54,493 --> 00:30:56,295
And then-- You were one
of my favorite moments
785
00:30:56,395 --> 00:30:57,996
from the Oscars.
Just that scene of, like,
786
00:30:58,096 --> 00:31:00,499
the reunion of-of the cast
of White Men Can't Jump.
787
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:02,668
You know, that was really cool
to see onstage.
788
00:31:02,768 --> 00:31:04,203
I was pissed off at them though.
789
00:31:04,303 --> 00:31:05,604
-You were?
-I was.
790
00:31:05,704 --> 00:31:07,539
'Cause I said--
I just said to them,
791
00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:09,174
"I have a train.
792
00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:10,442
Just pick it up."
793
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:12,277
'Cause they had us sit back.
794
00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:15,247
-Yes. -"And fluff it, let it go
and let me walk out."
795
00:31:15,347 --> 00:31:16,348
-Okay.
-They said okay.
796
00:31:16,448 --> 00:31:19,117
And then I see--
I see on the playback,
797
00:31:19,218 --> 00:31:22,654
-they were holding it the whole
time, cracking up. -(laughing)
798
00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:25,123
And they were high
off their asses.
799
00:31:25,224 --> 00:31:28,093
(laughing)
800
00:31:28,193 --> 00:31:30,262
-I thought that was a joke, no?
They... -No!
801
00:31:30,362 --> 00:31:31,964
Oh, man!
802
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,499
Oh, that's-that's--
Okay, you see,
803
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:34,766
now, this is what I'm loving.
804
00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:35,968
-(laughs) -We're getting
the behind-the-scenes now.
805
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,202
We're getting
the behind-the-scenes.
806
00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:39,371
You-you-- I feel like
you're-you're living
807
00:31:39,471 --> 00:31:40,706
in an exciting time right now.
808
00:31:40,806 --> 00:31:42,808
Y-You're back in New York now
for a little bit.
809
00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:44,710
The boxing.
Madison Square Garden.
810
00:31:44,810 --> 00:31:46,411
Madison Square Garden.
811
00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:50,716
April 30, there's going
to be the biggest
812
00:31:50,816 --> 00:31:53,252
-women's boxing title.
-(applause and cheering)
813
00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:57,222
-Oh, my God. -First time,
first time ever, ever
814
00:31:57,389 --> 00:32:00,392
that it's going to be a women's
boxing headline at MSG ever.
815
00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:01,894
Yes. They are the main event.
816
00:32:01,994 --> 00:32:05,764
It is Amanda Serrano.
She is Puerto Rican!
817
00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:09,268
-(applause and cheering) -Um,
and, uh, versus Katie Taylor.
818
00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:11,103
-Uh-huh. Yeah.
-And she's no joke.
819
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:13,906
You know, these are really
two tough women
820
00:32:14,006 --> 00:32:16,975
who are at the elite level.
821
00:32:17,075 --> 00:32:18,977
It's not just a silly fight.
822
00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:20,512
This is going to be a banger.
823
00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,681
I will say this.
824
00:32:22,781 --> 00:32:25,551
I did not have a lot
of love for Jake Paul.
825
00:32:25,651 --> 00:32:27,252
-I have never met him.
-Uh-huh.
826
00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:30,656
Um, just because of the antics
and all of that.
827
00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:32,991
-Right. -You know,
I don't know him personally.
828
00:32:33,091 --> 00:32:35,561
I have no... nothing personally
against him, but I was just
829
00:32:35,661 --> 00:32:36,695
-like, "Whatever."
-Right, right.
830
00:32:36,795 --> 00:32:39,131
The fact
that he put on this fight
831
00:32:39,231 --> 00:32:42,100
against Amanda Serrano
versus Katie Taylor
832
00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:46,905
at Madison Square Garden
April 30, um,
833
00:32:47,005 --> 00:32:50,375
is something to give him
a lot of credit for.
834
00:32:50,476 --> 00:32:53,779
Because there... That fight
should have happened years ago.
835
00:32:53,879 --> 00:32:56,482
-Mm. -And a lot of promoters
did not pay attention.
836
00:32:56,582 --> 00:32:59,117
Even the promoters that are
co-promoting the fight.
837
00:32:59,218 --> 00:33:01,720
-Wow. -You know, Amanda Serrano
deserved that fight.
838
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,555
She deserved more.
839
00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:06,391
Katie Taylor was getting paid,
and Amanda Serrano was not.
840
00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:11,230
She is a seven division,
seven-time world champion.
841
00:33:11,396 --> 00:33:13,232
-Seven division?
-Seven division.
842
00:33:13,398 --> 00:33:15,901
And now
she's getting a real payday.
843
00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,570
Now she's getting,
like, seven figures.
844
00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:21,340
And I hate to say it, but
it's all because of Jake Paul.
845
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,041
-Kudos to Jake Paul.
-You know, so I got to...
846
00:33:23,142 --> 00:33:24,810
I got to give him credit.
But you know what?
847
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:28,247
-Stay the hell out of the ring,
Jake, you know? -(laughter)
848
00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:30,015
(applause)
849
00:33:30,115 --> 00:33:32,184
Oh, man, I could talk
to you forever.
850
00:33:32,351 --> 00:33:33,619
Thank you so much for joining me
on the show.
851
00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,154
-Thank you for that.
-I appreciate you.
852
00:33:35,254 --> 00:33:38,557
I loved seeing here. Season two
of The Flight Attendant
853
00:33:38,657 --> 00:33:40,492
premieres April 21 on HBO Max.
854
00:33:40,592 --> 00:33:41,660
We're gonna take
a quick break,
855
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,195
but we'll be right back
after this.
856
00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:45,364
-(applause and cheering)
-Thank you.
857
00:33:52,107 --> 00:33:55,477
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but before we go,
858
00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:58,313
remember, Team Rubicon
mobilizes veterans
859
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:01,316
to help people prepare, respond
and recover from disasters.
860
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,817
They're on the ground right now
861
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,820
supporting internally-displaced
persons inside Ukraine.
862
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,389
So if you can,
donate to the link below
863
00:34:07,489 --> 00:34:08,857
to support them in their work.
864
00:34:08,957 --> 00:34:11,259
Until tomorrow, stay safe
out there, and remember.
865
00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:14,062
If you tweet anything
that's problematic,
866
00:34:14,162 --> 00:34:17,299
technically, that's ten percent
Elon Musk's fault.
867
00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:20,001
Now here it is--
Your Moment of Zen.
868
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,871
♪ ♪
869
00:34:22,971 --> 00:34:24,639
FRANK NICELY:
I was gonna give you
870
00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:26,875
a little quick history lesson.
871
00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:30,111
My grandson one time
asked me, he said,
872
00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:33,648
"Papi, did the South really lose
the war between the States?"
873
00:34:33,748 --> 00:34:37,919
-I said, "Well, son, it's too
early to tell." -(laughter)
874
00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:40,755
I said, "If you look at...
if you compare
875
00:34:40,855 --> 00:34:42,958
their northern cities,
to our southern cities..."
876
00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:45,493
I think can I tell my grandson
877
00:34:45,594 --> 00:34:48,863
the war between the states
is going on, and we're winning.
878
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:53,101
Thank you. (laughs)