1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,035 President Biden came out and he signed 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,737 an executive order today. 3 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,173 Uh, a cryptocurrency executive order, 4 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:08,642 where he has ordered that the United States investigates 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,745 cryptocurrency and figure out if it should be regulated, 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,548 or if America should create its own cryptocurrency, 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,351 or, like, what a cryptocurrency is. Yeah. 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,686 And this is where you realize how crazy cryptocurrency is. 9 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:23,490 Normally, executive orders are like, "Ban all Muslims." 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,893 "Change the economy!" "Send money to people!" 11 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:28,729 And then with cryptocurrency it's like, "Eh, let's find out 12 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:33,734 what, like, this thing is. Yeah. Yeah. S-Should we do it?" 13 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,370 -♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,206 in New York City, the only city in America, 15 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,842 it's The Daily Show. 16 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:45,145 Tonight: Kim Kardashian's career advice, 17 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,748 What's an Oligarch? 18 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:50,484 And Sandra Oh. 19 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:54,855 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 20 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,657 Hey, what's going on, everybody? 21 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,659 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah, 22 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,460 and joining me for today's headlines 23 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,296 is the one and only Desi Lydic! 24 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,964 -What's going on, Desi, how you doing? -Hey! 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,068 I'm great, I'm great. Hey, Happy International Women's Day. 26 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,136 -Right? -Right? 27 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,238 -I mean, y-yesterday? -Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,907 I mean, technically it-it was a couple of days ago, 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,543 but I like to celebrate it the way I celebrate my birthday-- 30 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,178 -all week long. -I like that. 31 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,613 -Yeah. -And you know what? You deserve it. 32 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,181 -Thank you. -Just-- As long as you want to celebrate it for. 33 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,916 Thank you. I'm going to ride it out. 34 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,484 I like that. Okay. I mean, 35 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,753 your birthday is only on one day, though. That's different. 36 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,789 Well, for you. 37 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:32,192 But I celebrate for the entire week, top to bottom. 38 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:33,594 -Okay. -You'll see in June. 39 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,864 -(chuckles) I-I hope not, but, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 40 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:39,933 -(chuckles) Happy birthday. -Thank you. 41 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,970 All right, let's jump straight into today's headlines. 42 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,672 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,576 We kick things off with the Russian invasion of Ukraine, 44 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,345 Or, as Prince William, calls it, 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,014 "The brown thing happening to white people" war. 46 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,017 Today, Russia and Ukraine held their first high-level 47 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,887 peace talks, but please, do not get your hopes up. 48 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,356 Not only did Russia not agree to end the war, 49 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,058 It wouldn't even admit that it started a war. 50 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:09,062 Yeah, Russia's foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, was asked if 51 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:12,900 they planned to invade any other countries, and his answer was, 52 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,268 (reading): 53 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,440 Which is obviously a lie. 54 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,577 And it's also not reassuring for the rest of Europe. 55 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,245 (Russian accent): "Yeah, now we are not attacking Poland. 56 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,713 "Now we're not attacking Paris. Now we are not taking over the 57 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,417 world. What are you guys complaining about, huh?" 58 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,852 (regular accent): And by the way, just by the way, 59 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:35,556 if Lavrov is denying that Russia is attacking Ukraine, 60 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,158 then what's he attending peace talks for? Huh? 61 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,561 What, he wants Ukraine to stop blowing up Russian missiles 62 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,397 with their maternity wards? Get the (bleep) outta here, man. 63 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,799 So, for now, the war is, unfortunately, continuing. 64 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,801 And not only is the war continuing, 65 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,871 it's even spilling over into space. 66 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,940 ANCHOR: This morning, the International Space Station 67 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,809 in political crosshairs as Russia retaliates 68 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,411 against American sanctions. 69 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,514 The head of the Russian Space Agency, Dmitry Rogozin, 70 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,816 posting this video on social media, 71 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,318 threatening to abandon 72 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,354 American astronaut Mark Vande Hei at the station. 73 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,057 He's supposed to return home on a Russian ship 74 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,692 in just three weeks. 75 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,127 Rogozin also making an ominous threat 76 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,329 that without Russian help 77 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,865 to move the ISS away from space junk, 78 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,869 the ISS would crash into America or other countries. 79 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,570 Wow, this is wild. 80 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,706 Russia is so mad about sanctions 81 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:29,376 that it's threatening to abandon an American astronaut in space 82 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,379 and allow the International Space Station 83 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,349 to crash into Earth. 84 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,819 And, I mean, this is obviously a horrible threat to make, 85 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,522 but I will admit this. I do kind of see Russia's side. 86 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,091 I do. I'm not for Russia, but I see it. 87 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,560 I mean, flying someone home from space 88 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,196 is a huge favor to do, especially for an enemy. 89 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,831 You know? It's like picking them up 90 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,333 from the airport a million times over. 91 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,936 And, also, why didn't America get this astronaut down 92 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,304 before this war escalated? Huh? 93 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,339 They knew he was hitching a ride on a Russian thing. 94 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,041 This is like when you quit a job, 95 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,043 and then you storm out of the office cursing at everyone. 96 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,578 "Yeah, suck my (bleep)!" 97 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,246 And then you realize you left your phone behind. 98 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,082 (laughing): "Oh, man. Oh, shit. 99 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:12,186 "Yeah, I'm sorry about that, sir. 100 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,821 "I didn't realize it was still charging. 101 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,491 Yeah. But text me about sucking my (bleep)." 102 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,126 You know, people, this is exactly why America 103 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:22,863 needs to start some sort of military force to defend space. 104 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,264 Think about it. Right? 105 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,632 What they could do is have it up there 106 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,601 defending all of space on America's behalf. 107 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,236 What? What's that? 108 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:32,072 Oh. It did? 109 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,241 And I called it the military's version 110 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,576 of University of Phoenix? 111 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,077 Huh. That's funny, 112 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,445 but that doesn't sound like something I would say. 113 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,347 Yeah, no. That's not me. 114 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,250 Desi, would-would you fetch someone stranded in space? 115 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,118 No. No, never. 116 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,820 I won't pick anyone up at the airport. 117 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,222 Not even my husband. 118 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,357 My husband's been living at LaGuardia 119 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,792 for the last three and a half months. 120 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,493 Like that Tom Hanks movie? 121 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,963 Sometimes I'll Venmo him for a Cinnabon, 122 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,332 you know, just to keep the sparks alive. 123 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,200 -(laughs) -But no. No. 124 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,935 Also, this really proves my point 125 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,404 that you have to overpack for everything, 126 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,672 'cause you never know. 127 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,441 People are like, "Oh, don't overpack. 128 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,276 It costs had more money. It takes up more space." 129 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,045 No. Now you're stranded in space, 130 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,780 and you're gonna want those two extra books 131 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,415 and your DivaCup. 132 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,117 -I hear you there. -Not that my... 133 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,386 Not that my DivaCup takes up a lot of space. 134 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,456 It's a very normal, compact item. 135 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,092 It doesn't take up much space. You know. 136 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,461 No, I... Well, I don't know. I understand. 137 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:31,265 Do you think you can actually use a DivaCup in space? 138 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,937 Gravity is a tricky thing, huh? 139 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,074 "How does gravity work?" 140 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,178 "Work." 141 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:46,480 -I'll circle back around. -Okay. Okay, cool. 142 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,683 Okay. I have... I have limited experience in this field, so... 143 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:50,984 You got that. 144 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,120 All right, we're gonna be talking more 145 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,755 about Russia and Ukraine later on in the show, 146 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,657 but let's move on, because it turns out 147 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,159 there is another terrifying invasion 148 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,261 that's in the news right now. 149 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,665 Very soon, you may be seeing a massive new spider 150 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,033 right in your own backyard. 151 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,502 NEWSMAN: Now comes the Joro spider. 152 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,038 Native to Asia, it was first spotted in Georgia 153 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,706 nearly a decade ago. 154 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,108 They've since spread across the Southeast, 155 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,644 with some using their parachute-like silks 156 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,279 to travel in the wind. 157 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,782 A new study at the University of Georgia predicts 158 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,952 the Joro spiders will make their way up the East Coast 159 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,053 this spring. 160 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,889 It's unclear how far north they'll go, 161 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,324 but they'll be hard to miss, 162 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,492 growing up to three inches long. 163 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,062 End to end, that's as wide as your palm. 164 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,265 People are going to have to learn to appreciate spiders, 165 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,367 because this spider isn't going anywhere. 166 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,769 Okay, this guy has clearly never met humans. 167 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,404 All right? 'Cause when we're afraid of something, 168 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,106 we don't try and learn to appreciate it. 169 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,875 We try and destroy it at all costs. 170 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,276 That's what humans do. 171 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,978 This scientist's gonna sit there and tell us 172 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,780 we need to sit back and learn to appreciate spiders? 173 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,382 What kind of rational bullshit is that? 174 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,285 Pick up a broom and join the fight, you coward! 175 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,154 You know, sometimes I don't understand nature. 176 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,557 Why did it feel the need to create something like this? 177 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:07,127 Huh? Spiders that have parachutes and fly around? 178 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,296 You know, with some things, you get why they exist, 179 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:12,232 like how plants put oxygen into the atmosphere 180 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,034 and how birds evolve into chickens 181 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,602 so we can make delicious sandwiches. 182 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,171 But giant spiders? 183 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,338 Was Mother Nature like, 184 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,840 "People's nightmares have become too boring-- 185 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,175 let's spice things up"? 186 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,576 You can't even kill that thing with a regular shoe. 187 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,911 Did you see the size? 188 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,046 You probably need, like, a Shaq-sized shoe. 189 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,447 Yeah, so thanks, spiders. 190 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,782 Now I've got to break into Shaq's house 191 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,317 and steal his shoes again. 192 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,685 (sighs) 193 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,720 And, by the way, if you think a giant spider is bad, 194 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,122 wait until we see the giant pig 195 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,391 the giant spider is gonna become best friends with. 196 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,859 This thing is a disaster. 197 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,363 All a disaster. I don't know why everyone isn't panicking. 198 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,232 I mean, it's probably because scientists say 199 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,633 that we actually shouldn't be worried. 200 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,468 That-That's what they say. Uh, these spiders 201 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,070 are actually completely harmless to people. 202 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,873 Yeah. They're not even bad for the ecosystem. 203 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,409 Which actually makes me feel a little bit better. 204 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,777 I'm not gonna lie. 205 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,846 -♪ ♪ -Yeah. Because, last night, I-I had a dream 206 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,748 that those spiders crawled into my ear 207 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,684 and they laid eggs in my brain. 208 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,353 And then now, every-every time I keep quiet, 209 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,789 I feel like I can hear something... 210 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,924 (squeaking) 211 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,028 Anyway, dreams are weird. 212 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,464 Desi, are you-- are you freaked out by spiders? 213 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,700 Nah. I'm not-- I'm-I'm not afraid of these spiders 214 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,268 coming to New York at all. 215 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,403 No, because nothing can be more devastating 216 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,239 than Spider-Man on Broadway. 217 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,274 Like, ruptured eardrums, 218 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,177 broken bones, bad reviews. 219 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,113 Terrible! Nothing can be worse than that. 220 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,315 Plus, I feel like the Manhattan cockroaches 221 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,484 have just kind of gotten complacent lately, 222 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,685 with the pandemic. 223 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:39,753 Like, they don't even scatter 224 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,188 when you turn the lights on anymore. 225 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,923 I come home and turn the lights on and they're like, 226 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,559 "Ah. Desi, you're home late." 227 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,494 Like, very confident. 228 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:50,430 So I'm excited about these spiders. 229 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,499 You have a-an interesting perspective on life. 230 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,501 -I like that. -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do. 231 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,336 (chuckles) All right, 232 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,071 let's move away from spiders 233 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:01,842 to someone else who's got America ensnared in her web. 234 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,877 I'm talking about Kim Kardashian. 235 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,913 Influencer, business mogul, 236 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,415 and Instagram's final boss. 237 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,151 To promote the new Kardashian show that's launching on Hulu, 238 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,154 Kim and her sisters gave an interview to Variety 239 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,123 where they talked about their lives 240 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:20,027 and their business strategies, but one clip that's gone viral 241 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,163 has rubbed many people the wrong way. 242 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,600 Kim Kardashian has sparked outrage amongst some people 243 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:30,137 after offering women career advice during a recent interview 244 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,739 with Variety magazine. Here's what she said. 245 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,175 I have the best advice for women in business: 246 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,311 get your (bleep) ass up and work. 247 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,446 It seems like nobody wants to work these days. 248 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,048 -That's so true. -You have to s-- you have to 249 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:44,551 surround yourself with people that want to work. 250 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:48,655 No toxic work environments, and show up and do the work. 251 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,224 Okay. Okay. 252 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:52,593 Okay, I know-- I know a lot of people 253 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,062 are pissed off at Kim. I know. 254 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,831 But if I'm being perfectly honest, 255 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,501 I can see this thing from both sides. I honestly can. 256 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,903 Like, I can see it from Kim's side. 257 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,539 I can see it from Kim's side, you know? She's like, 258 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,241 "You guys think I just take a few pictures 259 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,076 "and I go to a few events, and then suddenly 260 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,144 "I'm rich and famous, and you think it's easy, 261 00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:12,646 but it's not easy," and I understand that. 262 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,516 I understand that. Kim does a lot of work. 263 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:18,252 She grinds all the time. She's a shrewd businesswoman. 264 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:21,321 And she's a mom to Kanye and the kids. 265 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,625 But... but part of this idea that people have of Kim 266 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,827 is Kim's fault. I mean, think about it. 267 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,964 For decades, the thing that she's sold is "not work." 268 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,633 Yeah, in fact, she works really hard 269 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,735 to look like she's not working hard. 270 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,538 Every photo on Instagram, she's either on a beach 271 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,740 or in a pool or in a hot tub. 272 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,109 Basically, any relaxing body of water, she's there. 273 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,810 You know? So I get why people have the idea 274 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,513 that she doesn't work, because you don't see it. 275 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,182 You know? I mean-I mean, maybe Kim 276 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:49,917 should put that stuff on Instagram, you know? 277 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,618 Put up photos of late-night meetings, 278 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,387 constant calls on product design. 279 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,022 I mean, you can still do it in a bikini if you want, 280 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,490 but the point is, you know, 281 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,392 people should see more of the work. They'd understand. 282 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,826 Like, take the Rock. Here's an example. 283 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,063 Look at the Rock. Right? Because of his social media, 284 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,466 I know what it takes to become the Rock. 285 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:09,069 I know if I'm gonna try and become like him, 286 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,405 I've got to wake up at 4:00 a.m. every day, 287 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,540 lift every weight in the gym, 288 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,808 and try not to laugh 289 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,577 every time I have to work with Kevin Hart. 290 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,645 I mean, how can you not? He's, like, the... 291 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,148 He's a human, but he's the size of, like, a... 292 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,685 a little dog. Kevin, I got you. Oh, Kevin. 293 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,820 He's, like, he's in my pocket right now. 294 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,288 (laughs) "Damn!" 295 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,556 But here's the thing 296 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,292 that maybe Kim Kardashian doesn't understand: 297 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,095 it can come off as extremely condescending 298 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,899 to tell women that the reason they're not successful 299 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,367 is because they're too lazy 300 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,669 to get off their asses and actually work. 301 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,872 Because, yes, Kim Kardashian works hard, 302 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,273 but you know who else works hard? 303 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,875 Most women. 304 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,477 But what their asses don't have is Kim's luck 305 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,280 to be born into a rich family with a famous lawyer parent, 306 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,582 and an even more famous Olympian step-parent, 307 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,385 and all the access and the connections that 308 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,187 that brings you. Think about it. 309 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,256 If you're lucky... if you're lucky to have that, 310 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:03,657 then, yeah, there's a good chance 311 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,626 that your hard work is gonna make you successful. 312 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,496 But don't forget how much luck has to do with that success. 313 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,599 Anyone who says, "Just work hard, and things will work out," 314 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,936 those people are forgetting a major component, known as luck. 315 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,639 A lot of people work hard, and they're still broke. 316 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,807 In fact, a lot of the time, the broker you are, 317 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,410 the harder you probably work. Yeah. 318 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,146 My grandmother worked ten times harder than me, 319 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,482 but I'm balling circles around that woman. Yeah. 320 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,920 You hear that, Gogo? You can't touch me! You can't touch me! 321 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,621 And by the way, happy birthday, Gogo. 322 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:38,091 She just turned 95. Yeah. Yeah, she did. 323 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,626 So, uh, just think about it. 324 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,095 I get it from everyone's point of view. You know, Desi, like, 325 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,298 as a failed Instagram influencer yourself, 326 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:45,666 like, what do you think about this? 327 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,168 Well, I'm not so much failed as blocked. 328 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,770 It's more of a legal issue. 329 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,573 But we're getting into semantics. I don't know. 330 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:56,577 I feel like for Kim, she didn't really have the time 331 00:12:56,677 --> 00:12:59,613 to go into the fact that she was born into privilege 332 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,114 in such an expanded way. 333 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,150 -So I feel like this was her short answer, right? -Okay. 334 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,652 It's the... it's the "I drink a lot of water" 335 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,621 of the finance world. 336 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,957 Like, when you know celebrities spend 30 hours a week 337 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,525 looking as gorgeous as they do, 338 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,960 -and they're like, "I drink a lot of water." -Ah. 339 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,295 I feel like that's kind of what she was doing, right? 340 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:19,967 -Okay, okay. -But telling women to work hard isn't wrong. 341 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,535 I mean, that's not bad advice. 342 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:26,106 In fact, it's kind of inspiring to me. I mean, she's right. 343 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,143 I got to get off my ass, and stop doing nothing with my life. 344 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,913 I mean, literally, nothing. Look at... Look at me. 345 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,382 I'm doing nothing. What am I even doing? I got to... 346 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,085 Well, I don't think you're doing nothing, Desi. I... 347 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,520 I got to do something, you know? 348 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,321 No, no, Desi, you-you... you're working here. You... 349 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,092 -I got to do something. -Desi, you have a job. 350 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,162 I'm going to get a job. I'm going to get a... 351 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,497 I'm going to get a job. 352 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,533 Desi, you have a... you have a job. 353 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,368 No, I mean like a real job. 354 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,603 You can keep me on payroll, though. 355 00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:00,307 Did she just say a "real job," like what we do here isn't...? 356 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,376 Wow. That... that hurts. 357 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,845 Good luck out there, Desi. 358 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,147 All right, I'm going to take a moment to process that pain. 359 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,082 And, uh, while I do that, don't go away, 360 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,918 because when we come back, we're going to be looking 361 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,554 at the Russian oligarchs who might be the key 362 00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:16,323 to stopping Putin's war. You don't want to miss it. 363 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,193 Desi, you do have a job! 364 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:21,861 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 365 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,397 Ever since Russia invaded Ukraine, 366 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,200 America and Europe have been trying to find a balance between 367 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,970 helping Ukraine whilst also avoiding going to war 368 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,941 with Russia themselves, because nobody wants World War III. 369 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,542 I mean, other than defense contractors and 370 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,911 those people who sell merch in the trenches. 371 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,915 But one of the weapons the West has been using against 372 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,718 Russia is sanctions. 373 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,555 Yes, which comes from the Latin, sanctio, meaning, 374 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,757 "To mess with someone else's shit." 375 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,327 Yeah, whether it's military, diplomatic, or financial, 376 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,729 the ultimate goal of these sanctions is to turn up 377 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,798 the pressure on Russia so that it ends 378 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,468 Ukraine's conservatorship and finally lets sets it free. 379 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,737 And one of the most significant sanctions America and Europe 380 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,707 have imposed is going after oligarchs. 381 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,009 Tonight, the U.S. is moving to tighten the squeeze 382 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,011 on Vladimir Putin and the oligarchs, 383 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,147 the richest Russians who surround him. 384 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,382 ANCHOR 2: The administration, along with Britain and Europe, 385 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,819 introducing a raft of sanctions targeting oligarchs 386 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,021 and their families, even President Putin. 387 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,257 ANCHOR 3: These tough new measures are designed to hurt 388 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,025 those closest to Putin. 389 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,161 Figures who, until now, have seemed untouchable, 390 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,630 now clear targets. 391 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,465 Britain's threat to the Russian oligarchs, 392 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,102 seven of them sanctioned, including Roman Abramovich, 393 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,237 the owner of the Chelsea Football Club. 394 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,673 That club can no longer sell tickets, 395 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,477 it can't sign new contracts, and it cannot be sold. 396 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,281 Italy seized an oligarch's $70 million yacht. 397 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,082 ANCHOR: French officials seized the Amore Vero, 398 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:54,387 about 280 feet long, with multiple V.I.P. suites, 399 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,623 and a pool that turns into a helipad." 400 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,159 Damn, that guy has a boat that has a pool 401 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,229 that turns into a helipad? Whew! 402 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,597 Do you know how rich a person has to be to have a 403 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,632 mode of transportation that carries another mode 404 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,901 of transportation and it sits on a body of water 405 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,871 while it carries a body of water? That's money. 406 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,374 I mean, think about it: a pool that turns into a helipad. 407 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,642 Wow. 408 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,810 The only thing better than that 409 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,313 would be a pool that stays a pool. 410 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,415 Yeah, maybe it's just me, but one of my favorite things 411 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,317 about relaxing in a pool is not worrying 412 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,018 if a helicopter's gonna land on me. 413 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,487 It's part of the pleasure I get. 414 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,123 But yes, Europe and America are handling Putin 415 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,892 the way you handle any breakup: 416 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,828 by blocking him and all his friends. 417 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,597 And you might be wondering, 418 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,732 well, the oligarchs didn't start the war. 419 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,868 They're not ordering troops to bomb hospitals, 420 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,203 so why are they being targeted by the sanctions? 421 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,039 Well, let's find out why in another installment 422 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,509 of If You Don't Know, Now You Know. 423 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,644 ♪ ♪ 424 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,485 So, first things first. 425 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,121 Who are the oligarchs? 426 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,891 And I know "oligarch" sounds like a creature 427 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,492 chasing Frodo in Middle-earth, 428 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,261 but it's actually just a fancy term 429 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,097 for a group of superrich billionaires in Russia. 430 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,333 But it's how these billionaires got that way 431 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,169 that makes them interesting. 432 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,437 NEWSWOMAN: After almost 70 years of Russian Communism 433 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,373 where the state controlled everything, 434 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,309 the Russian people saw huge political and economic change 435 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,677 practically overnight. 436 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,313 For a select few businessmen known as oligarchs, 437 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,448 they managed to rise to the top. 438 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,917 MAN: Soviet Union, uh, 439 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,486 all land and all property was owned by the state. 440 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,922 In the 1990s, it was privatized, 441 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,025 and the most valuable companies were... 442 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,160 landed in the hands of these businesspeople. 443 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,363 Uh, mostly oil and gas and mineral companies. 444 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,166 Under the Putin era, he took some of the assets 445 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,470 from the oligarchs who had made their money in the 1990s, 446 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,039 uh, and gave them to his friends. 447 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,574 NEWSWOMAN 2: A lot of money that is his, 448 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:58,377 he has basically handed over to oligarchs for safekeeping. 449 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,112 NEWSMAN: They include Yuri Kovalchuk. 450 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,315 The billionaire chairman of Bank Rossiya 451 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,650 is also the bank's largest shareholder 452 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,854 and has been called one of Putin's cashiers. 453 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,222 Arkady Rotenberg. 454 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,791 He grew up alongside Putin in St. Petersburg 455 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,061 and, for a time, was Putin's judo sparring partner. 456 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,362 NEWSMAN 2: Yevgeniy Prigozhin, 457 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,432 a secretive oligarch dubbed Putin's chef 458 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,767 because his company oversees catering 459 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,537 for the Kremlin and other state agencies. 460 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,539 Putin's cashier. 461 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,041 Putin's chef. 462 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,410 Putin's dog walker. 463 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,179 They call him that 464 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,349 because he walks Putin's dogs. 465 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,918 But yeah, essentially, uh, when the Soviet Union fell 466 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,620 and Communism ended in Russia, 467 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,589 a bunch of lucky dudes were just handed the keys 468 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,024 to entire industries 469 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,692 that used to be owned by the government, 470 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,427 and they became superrich. 471 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,329 Yeah. Those are the oligarchs. 472 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,899 And when Putin came to power a decade later, 473 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,468 a new generation of his buddies became oligarchs, too. 474 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,737 So, clearly, it pays to be Putin's friend. 475 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,105 I mean, sure, you're the one 476 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,107 who always has to take those shirtless horse pics, 477 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,643 but, I mean, in the end, you get an oil company. 478 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,245 "Yeah, make sure you get entire horse. 479 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,215 -And take a lot so I have options." -(shutter clicking) 480 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,419 But, still, 481 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,354 why sanction Putin's friends 482 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,056 over the war in Ukraine? 483 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,992 Well, it's because they're Putin's friends. 484 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,195 And that means that if you maybe, 485 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,197 maybe make their lives shittier, 486 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,067 maybe they'll try to talk some sense into him. 487 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,636 And let's be honest, man-- that's-that's life. 488 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:34,040 Rich people complaining is how shit always gets done. 489 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,042 That's how colonization happened. 490 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,778 Rich people were like, "My food has no flavor!" 491 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,414 And two days later, the British took over India. 492 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,416 Now, of course, to sanction these oligarchs, 493 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,018 America and Europe need to access their wealth. 494 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,453 That's a question, right? 495 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,022 I mean, how can you get to all of this Russian money? 496 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,557 Well, because, it turns out, 497 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,093 none of the money is actually in Russia. 498 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,029 MAN: Oligarchs around the Putin regime use Western countries, 499 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,765 Western banks, and Western jurisdictions as havens 500 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,033 for the wealth that they're stealing 501 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,068 from the people of Russia. 502 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,170 Billions and billions of dollars stolen 503 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,172 and then laundered through Western banks, 504 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,574 like Deutsche Bank, laundered through real estate 505 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,109 in Europe and the United States. 506 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,311 Russian oligarchs have long used New York City 507 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,213 as a place to park their cash 508 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,115 in the form of large apartment buildings, 509 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,850 often that sit empty. 510 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,453 Russian oligarchs have about as much money 511 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,990 in financial wealth stashed in offshore accounts 512 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,660 as the entire Russian population has in Russia. 513 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,228 That is, i-in many ways, 514 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,431 Russia's Achille's heel in all of this. 515 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,369 Suddenly now, governments suddenly start seizing hotels, 516 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,272 football teams, yachts, homes. 517 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,407 It will certainly get the attention 518 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,476 o-of the most powerful people in Russia, 519 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,811 by hitting them where it hurts. 520 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,479 That's right! 521 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,682 The oligarchs own shit everywhere. 522 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,818 Real estate in New York-- oligarch money. 523 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,353 Sports teams in Britain-- oligarch money. 524 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,823 That couch you're sitting on right now. 525 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,324 Well, I mean, you bought that, but... 526 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,059 check between the cushions. 527 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,195 There's some rubles in there. 528 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,596 And, look, man, I get why. 529 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,598 I get why these guys want to buy football teams in London 530 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,433 or luxury apartments in New York 531 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,135 or park their yachts in Saint-Tropez, 532 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,136 because, I mean, let's be honest, 533 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,471 spending money in Russia? 534 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,372 That isn't as much fun. 535 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,508 I mean, the yacht experience is just not the same 536 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,378 if you have to wear a bathing suit over your fur coat. 537 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,180 And, look, for a long time, it didn't matter 538 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,316 that these borscht ballers kept all their wealth in the West. 539 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,784 But that changed real quick when these sanctions 540 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,553 started getting passed. And now 541 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,655 they're all well aware that their assets 542 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,859 are in bigger danger than Mike Pence at a Trump rally. 543 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,129 Russian oligarchs are scrambling to secure their assets 544 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,664 as the U.S. works to enforce sanctions against 545 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,034 the ultra-rich surrounding President Vladimir Putin. 546 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,669 Here at the Plaza Hotel, 547 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:47,206 a $50 million Russian-owned apartment 548 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,077 is reportedly up for sale before it can be seized. 549 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,646 NEWSWOMAN: Oligarchs scrambling commercial-sized aircraft 550 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,415 to safe havens they hope will be beyond the reach 551 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,918 of U.S. and international law enforcement. 552 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,187 NEWSMAN: They are also moving their yachts. 553 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,357 Tracking data showing many of their largest vessels sailing 554 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,493 toward the Maldives, where they will be harder to seize. 555 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,428 NEWSMAN 2: Now, as pressure grows on the ultra-wealthy, 556 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,330 some oligarchs are starting to call publicly 557 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,732 for an end to the war. 558 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,934 We've counted up to eight billionaires 559 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,504 who have spoken publicly, which is really unprecedented. 560 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,373 This has never happened before. 561 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,608 Yeah, because of these sanctions 562 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,011 and because they're afraid of losing stuff, 563 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,646 a bunch of these oligarchs 564 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,283 are already speaking out against Putin's war. 565 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,219 (Russian accent): "Please, we must think of this war's impact 566 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,054 "on innocent children. 567 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,723 "That is the name of my yacht: Innocent Children. 568 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:41,360 She does not deserve this. Please, look at her." 569 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,728 (regular accent): But you can see how spooked these oligarchs 570 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,130 are, right? They're moving their planes, 571 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,364 they're sailing out to sea, 572 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,899 they're swallowing condoms full of gold. 573 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,668 And, like, I know all of this stuff is complicated, 574 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,137 but it does seem a little counter-productive that 575 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,272 these guys had enough warning to take all of these measures, 576 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,575 don't you think? Yeah, it's like giving your teenage son 577 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,643 a heads-up that a week from now, 578 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,612 you're gonna look through his Internet history. 579 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,347 And by the time you get there, all you're gonna find 580 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:02,582 is a Google search for 581 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,018 "why isn't there a second Mother's Day?" Aw. 582 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,721 But the real question is will putting pressure 583 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,858 on these oligarchs be enough to end this war? 584 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,392 Well, to help answer that, 585 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,596 we go to our very own Roy Wood Jr., 586 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,232 who is reporting live from international waters. 587 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,968 -Roy, what is your reporting telling you? -♪ ♪ 588 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,537 You know, Trevor, I've been hearing all this noise 589 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,874 about how evil and corrupt these oligarchs are, 590 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,443 but I've been doing some personal investigating, 591 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,145 and it turns out these oligarchs 592 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,815 are very decent, kind people. They're just good people. 593 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,818 Oh, more caviar. 594 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,155 Thank you, Oksana. Pasiba. 595 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,858 -Right. -Roy, are you on a superyacht right now? 596 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:49,061 That's right. I needed to investigate firsthand. 597 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,664 That's why I searched up and down this yacht 598 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,900 for dirt on these oligarchs, Trevor. 599 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,336 I looked in the massage parlors, I looked in the cigar lounge, 600 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,373 I looked in the casino, then back to the massage parlors. 601 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:03,242 Then, I was on the deck checking out the sunrise yoga. 602 00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,244 Then, back to the massage parlors again. 603 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:08,614 I keep forgetting what we was talking about, man. 604 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:12,151 Damn, this is a nice-ass yacht, man. I tell you this much, boy. 605 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,688 -Roy! -It's a nice one, man. 606 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,890 -Roy? -Huh? What's up? 607 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,293 Hang-hang on a second, man. Oh, breakfast champagne. 608 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,061 Thank you, Oksana. You're on the ball. I like this. 609 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,863 Okay, Roy, Roy, do you see what's happening? 610 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,032 Your journalistic ethics have clearly been compromised, Roy. 611 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,835 Whoever's yacht this is has bribed you. 612 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,871 Bribed? What did you say to me? 613 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,106 Boy, I ought to slap you with my new Gucci shoes. 614 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:35,808 But I don't want to damage the soles. 615 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,243 They're made of seal skin. 616 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,245 -There are only two. -Roy, this is what oligarchs do. 617 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,080 Do you not understand? They use their money 618 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,849 to corrupt everyone around them 619 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:45,184 so that they can get away with their evil deeds. 620 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:48,521 Oh, so now it's evil to build a fortune 621 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,090 -on the back of a murderous regime? -Yeah! 622 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,125 And I know the next thing I know, you're gonna tell me 623 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:56,229 it's evil for them to launder dirty money all over the world, 624 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:59,165 driving up real estate costs and avoiding taxes 625 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,867 that could be used to help the Russian people?! 626 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,470 -Yeah. -And if I accept their dirty money 627 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,272 and allow their personal assistant Oksana 628 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,341 to rub me head to toe in truffle oil 629 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:09,909 in return for favorable coverage, 630 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:13,513 you're saying that I'm somehow complicit in this evil? 631 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,281 Yes, Roy! 632 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,650 Damn, I was hoping you would say "no," man. 633 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,720 This is some heavy shit. It's a lot to think about. 634 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:24,824 I better think about this over some dodo bird wings. 635 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,926 Oh, yeah, that's dodo right there. 636 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,495 -That's some good dodo bird right here. -Did he say...? 637 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,632 Wait. Aren't dodo birds extinct? 638 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:36,035 They are now, but it was worth it. 639 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,837 -You know what? That's enough, Roy. -Yeah. Hit me, baby. 640 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,372 I'm suspending your reporter license. 641 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,741 Just get back to America. Get back to America, Roy. 642 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,109 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 643 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,577 but when we come back, the great Sandra Oh 644 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,078 is gonna joining me on the show 645 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:49,048 to talk about Pixar's brand-new movie, so stay tuned. 646 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:53,486 Hit me one more time, baby. All right, that's good. 647 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,954 This guy... Roy? Roy! 648 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:59,158 Oh, my God. You never had dodo? 649 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,694 We got some woolly mammoth down there in the freezer. 650 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,830 Let it thaw out for you. 651 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,898 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 652 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,534 My guest tonight is Emmy-nominated actor Sandra Oh. 653 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,671 She's here to talk about starring in the new Disney-Pixar 654 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,573 film, Turning Red. 655 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,875 This isn't happening! This isn't happening! 656 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,679 (panicked breaths, whimpering) 657 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,414 (sniffs) 658 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,815 (sniffs) (retches) 659 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,952 (crying) Wake up, wake up, wake up! 660 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,220 -MING: Mei-Mei? -(gasps) 661 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,921 -MING: Is everything okay? -Don't come in here! 662 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,990 MING: Mei-Mei, what's going on, honey? 663 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,925 Are you sick? Is it a fever? 664 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,293 A stomachache? Chills? 665 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,695 -Constipation? -MEI: No...! 666 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,097 Wait. Is it... 667 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:42,501 -..."that"? Did... the... -(gulps) 668 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,504 -Did the red peony bloom? -MEI: No! 669 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,439 -MEI: Maybe...? -(gasps) 670 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,608 -(chuckling) -I love it. 671 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,309 -Sandra Oh, welcome to The Daily Show. -Oh, hi. 672 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:54,045 -Oh, it's good to be here. -It is so good to have you here, 673 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,714 and congratulations on being part of-- 674 00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:57,349 I think it's an instant classic. Immediately. 675 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,251 (gasps) I really, really hope so. I mean, 676 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,521 it's an amazing thing to be a part of, like the Pixar canon, 677 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,722 -it's, like, crazy. -Yeah. 678 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:04,956 You know what I mean? And then it really, 679 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,392 really unabashedly talks about, like, puberty. 680 00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:09,494 And, like, that scene is kind of, like, 681 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,496 about the changing of a young woman's body, 682 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:12,998 about menstruation, 683 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,168 and then also about, like, "Mom, 684 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,137 -you got to give me some space." -(laughs) 685 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,973 So, you know, playing the mom, it was, uh... 686 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,875 it was a really great thing to kind of lend that voice, 687 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,444 -my little voice to that. -It's a fun... 688 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,312 You know, it-it's so interesting to me 689 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,715 how Pixar has found a way to tell stories 690 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,585 that people are almost afraid to tell in any other medium now. 691 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,787 -Mm. -You know, they... Pixar's talking about mental health. 692 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,522 -That's exactly... -Pixar's taking about life and death. 693 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,424 -Uh-huh. -Pixar's now talking here about puberty. 694 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:40,926 -Yeah. -And in, like, a very real way 695 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,260 where I think parents, kids... 696 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,563 It-It's almost like Pixar is taking over the role 697 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,765 of, you know, the conversations that people don't want to have. 698 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,433 -Oh, sure. -You know, if you have kids and you're like, 699 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,135 "Oh, puberty's coming. Let's go watch a Pixar movie. 700 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,503 -Let's go. Let's go have a Pixar moment." -(laughs) 701 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,705 But I think it's like... It's like... So, my friends 702 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:56,741 who have taken their kids, particularly, like, eight to 12 703 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,477 who are right before it, 704 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,412 uh, they've struck up a conversation. 705 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,614 My friend, she has a, you know, eight, nine-year-old kid, 706 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,749 and he was like, "What's a pad?" 707 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,119 -I love that. -Right? And then she's like, "Okay, 708 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,254 he's asking me a question about it. Let's talk about this." 709 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,156 These... "What are hormones?" 710 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,657 Oh, my gosh, someone was telling me 711 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,060 that they had a conversation with their 12-year-old, 712 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,395 uh, or ten-year-old about metaphor. 713 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,231 Do you know what I mean? So, like, the panda... 714 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:21,099 Like, so, basically, the main character, Meilin Lee, 715 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,935 she's, like, a 13-year-old Chinese Canadian girl, right? 716 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,671 When she, uh, gets overwhelmed... 717 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:27,906 Like, puberty, the... 718 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,575 She poofs into this giant red panda, right? 719 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:34,179 But the panda is, like, a metaphor for a lot of stuff. 720 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,282 So even just to have the discussion of what is metaphor? 721 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,284 -I mean, come on. It's great. Yeah. -I love that. 722 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,752 Is it true that somebody told you-- 723 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:41,953 I think it was an agent-- 724 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,455 -that you should just leave America? -Yeah. 725 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,024 -They were like, "Go home. There's no room for you." -Yeah. 726 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:47,893 And they weren't saying it to you like, "Get out of here." 727 00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:49,494 They were saying, like, "Hey, I'll be honest with you." 728 00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,062 -Yeah. -"An Asian actress, man, 729 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,697 -there's no space for you in this industry." -Yeah. 730 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:55,767 Yeah. Yeah, it's, like, crushing. 731 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,702 Do you know what I mean? Like, you're 21, 732 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,238 and you have, like, a certain amount of credits. 733 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,941 You know, uh, you know, having been born and raised in Canada, 734 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,210 -at that point, I had already done films. -Right. 735 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,712 -I'd already done, like, A-list theater. -You had won awards. 736 00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:09,014 Yes, won awards. 737 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,650 And it just, like, didn't matter at that time. 738 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:14,386 So-- But we're talking about, you know, the mid-'90s. 739 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,254 -Wow. -Right? So it's like-- Again, 740 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:19,391 it's like some of the projects that I'm working with... 741 00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,828 It's amazing to age, 742 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,330 because you get, like, perspective, right? 743 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,799 So, like, I'm doing, like, a press tour with Domee. 744 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,901 -She's a millennial. Our director, right? -Mm. 745 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,037 And these t-- All these young girls, right? 746 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,706 Rosalie Chiang. Sh-She's 16. 747 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,475 Maitreyi, um, Ramakrishnan. 748 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,143 She's, like, 20. 749 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:41,546 And it's like I feel, like, so great to go, 750 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,748 "Girls, you know, welcome" 751 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,250 and to kind of help 'em out a little bit. 752 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,686 -Right, right, right. -Because I'm not saying 753 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,921 that everything has changed and we can't stop 754 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,791 kind of working at, you know... 755 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,693 I-I hate kind of, like, the word, like, 756 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,095 "diverse storytelling," 'cause I feel it's, 757 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,164 like... marginalizing, 758 00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:00,565 -you know, us, you know? -You know what it is sometimes? 759 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,501 Sometimes it feels like people use it as, like, 760 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,770 a tokenism thing. People use it as, like, a pandering-- 761 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,938 I think of it as originality. That's how I think of it. 762 00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,774 -That's exactly it. It's, like, you know... -You know? 763 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,109 -At some point, stories all become the same. Okay? -Yeah. 764 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,711 And then, the more you try and branch out 765 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,646 and find new stories to tell, 766 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,282 -you have to find new people to tell those stories with. -Yes. 767 00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:18,717 -Yeah. -And I find that becomes more interesting. 768 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,886 -That-- You know, it... -Absolutely. I totally agree. 769 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,955 And the fact that it's also, like, uh... 770 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,691 So, Domee, right, the-- She-she did an-- 771 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,827 her Oscar-winning short Bao 772 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,495 -and then-- So-- Right? So she was picked up... -I loved that. 773 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,099 ...by, uh, Pixar, I want to say, like, out of Sheridan College. 774 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,234 So talented. And then, after that, 775 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,736 then she got her shot to do this. 776 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,937 Because they're smart. 777 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:40,071 I'm sorry, Pixar is smart. 778 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,540 -(laughs) -They were like-- They-they-- 779 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,809 The way that they consciously make films, 780 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,744 -it's all about the filmmaker, right? -Yeah. 781 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,680 And that whole thing about originality, uniqueness. 782 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,416 It's like we want to grow the storytelling canon, 783 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,685 because I feel... 784 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,887 You know, I get this qu-- this question a lot, 785 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,156 which is, like, "Oh, you work with women a lot." 786 00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:01,026 Like-- You know what I mean? "You work with women a lot." 787 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,361 And it's like, it's true, it's true, 788 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,630 because that's who hires me, by the way. 789 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,500 So, all throughout my career, the majority of people 790 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,103 who I've worked with regarding, like, 791 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,871 -writer-directors, right? -Interesting. 792 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:15,006 Women, women of color. Right? 793 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:18,176 So, what is it-- one, why do I work with them? 794 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,045 One, they hire me. But two, I think 795 00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:23,648 now it's like... Oh, because, you know, 796 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,718 Shonda Rhimes is writing her characters from her perspective, 797 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:30,055 as a woman. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is writing her perspective 798 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,657 -Yes. -as a woman. Same with, obviously, Domee. 799 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,227 She and this other movie that I'm in, coming-coming out-- 800 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,028 Umma, by Iris Shim-- it's, like, 801 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,864 a young woman's perspective. 802 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,032 So she wants... So that's-that's what's interesting, 803 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,702 -Yes. -because it's, like, coming from a point of view 804 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,804 that I'm interested in. They're interested in, 805 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,506 like, you know, me doing the work for them, 806 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:50,375 and so that... that's how it's worked out so far. 807 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,744 I think it... I think it's working out, uh, for the best. 808 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:55,013 I mean... No, really. As-as a... as a viewer, 809 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,982 as a consumer, I love it, I get to enjoy it. 810 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,084 I mean, I'm sad that Killing Eve is coming to an end. 811 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:00,752 -Yeah, yeah. -You know? That's, uh, that's-that's been 812 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,954 quite a journey, and you've left your imprint on that. 813 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,090 Um, what are you looking forward to? 814 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,295 You know, I've got to tell you, like, I'm sure, 815 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,331 like, many of us, this time during the pandemic, 816 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,100 it makes... it really... 817 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,471 -It really brought the thought inward. -Mm-hmm. 818 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:27,646 And, uh, also, at this deeply in the midlife part of my life, 819 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:31,850 um... I think the reas... the assessment 820 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,652 of what is important and what I choose 821 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,855 to put my time into is becoming more and more important. 822 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,490 That's why, like, an actor, it's just, like, 823 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:39,925 -you just want a job. -Mm-hmm. 824 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,394 You just want to work. So, one of the things 825 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,696 that I was able to practice after Grey's is, 826 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,765 I'm just gonna to sit. 827 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:50,035 I'm going to sit and be uncomfortable 828 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:53,105 because the usual desire to make a move 829 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,506 -or to try and get work or... -Mm-hmm. 830 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,907 Like, you know what I mean? 831 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:58,043 Which is eventually, hopefully, um, 832 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,179 -the stuff that you have to grow out of. -Right. 833 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,915 -It's hard. Yeah. -It's hard. Right? 834 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:07,385 So, I feel just kind of continuing that, taking... 835 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:11,423 It's not, like, a little break, but, like, uh, being discerning. 836 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,658 -I love that. -Mm-hmm. 837 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,227 -Discerning, enjoying the moment. -Yeah. 838 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,229 And, uh, yeah. At least we get to enjoy all the work 839 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,730 that you've been doing for the last few years 840 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,732 -'cause it's coming out now. -Yeah, it's coming out now. 841 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,100 -Yeah. -Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 842 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,335 -Aw, thank you. -And congratulations. Congratulations 843 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,636 on everything that you've done. 844 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,171 Aw. Thank you so much. What a pleasure. 845 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,039 Appreciate you so much. All right, people, 846 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:31,209 Turning Red will be available March 11 on Disney+. 847 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,844 You have no excuse not to watch it. 848 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,646 Disney+. You've got it. All right, 849 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,915 we're gonna take a break, but we'll be right back after this. 850 00:33:41,752 --> 00:33:43,221 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 851 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,755 in honor of Women's History Month, 852 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,258 The Daily Show has partnered with Lolly Lolly Ceramics 853 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,428 to create three special-edition Daily Show mugs. 854 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,064 All month long, Lolly Lolly mugs will be right here 855 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,366 on our desk, and each Thursday night, 856 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:59,403 we will be putting a few of them up online for you to buy. 857 00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:01,072 So, if you want to support a Black-owned, 858 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:03,107 women-run small business and look fresh 859 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,475 while drinking your coffee, 860 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:07,078 all you've got to do is head to the link below. 861 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,113 Until next time, stay safe out there, 862 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,950 get your vaccine, and if you see a giant spider, remember: 863 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,153 you're more afraid of them than they are of you. 864 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,156 Now, here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 865 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,526 A moment of defiance through music. 866 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,296 The Kyiv Classic Orchestra playing an impromptu concert 867 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:26,631 for a small crowd, 868 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,333 even while Russian troops advance on their city. 869 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,769 (playing upbeat classical music) 870 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,440 ♪ ♪ 871 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:46,284 (song ends) 872 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,718 MAN: Bravo!