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President Biden came out
and he signed
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an executive order today.
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Uh, a cryptocurrency
executive order,
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where he has ordered that the
United States investigates
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cryptocurrency and figure out if
it should be regulated,
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or if America should create its
own cryptocurrency,
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or, like, what a
cryptocurrency is. Yeah.
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And this is where you realize
how crazy cryptocurrency is.
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Normally, executive orders are
like, "Ban all Muslims."
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"Change the economy!"
"Send money to people!"
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And then with cryptocurrency
it's like, "Eh, let's find out
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what, like, this thing is. Yeah.
Yeah. S-Should we do it?"
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-♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
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in New York City,
the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight:
Kim Kardashian's career advice,
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And Sandra Oh.
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah.
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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah,
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and joining me for today's
headlines
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is the one and only Desi Lydic!
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-What's going on, Desi,
how you doing? -Hey!
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I'm great, I'm great. Hey,
Happy International Women's Day.
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-Right?
-Right?
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-I mean, y-yesterday?
-Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, technically
it-it was a couple of days ago,
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but I like to celebrate it the
way I celebrate my birthday--
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-all week long.
-I like that.
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-Yeah. -And
you know what? You deserve it.
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-Thank you. -Just-- As long
as you want to celebrate it for.
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Thank you.
I'm going to ride it out.
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I like that. Okay. I mean,
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your birthday is only on one
day, though. That's different.
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Well, for you.
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But I celebrate for the
entire week, top to bottom.
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-Okay.
-You'll see in June.
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-(chuckles) I-I hope
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-(chuckles) Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
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All right, let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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♪ ♪
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We kick things off with the
Russian invasion of Ukraine,
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Or, as Prince William, calls it,
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"The brown thing
happening to white people" war.
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Today, Russia and Ukraine
held their first high-level
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peace talks, but please,
do not get your hopes up.
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Not only did Russia
not agree to end the war,
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It wouldn't even admit
that it started a war.
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Yeah, Russia's foreign minister,
Sergei Lavrov, was asked if
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they planned to invade any other
countries, and his answer was,
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(reading):
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Which is obviously a lie.
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And it's also not reassuring
for the rest of Europe.
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(Russian accent): "Yeah, now
we are not attacking Poland.
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"Now we're not attacking Paris.
Now we are not taking over the
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world. What are you guys
complaining about, huh?"
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(regular accent): And
by the way, just by the way,
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if Lavrov is denying that
Russia is attacking Ukraine,
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then what's he
attending peace talks for? Huh?
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What, he wants Ukraine to stop
blowing up Russian missiles
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with their maternity wards?
Get the (bleep) outta here, man.
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So, for now, the war is,
unfortunately, continuing.
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And not only is
the war continuing,
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it's even
spilling over into space.
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ANCHOR: This morning, the
International Space Station
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in political crosshairs
as Russia retaliates
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against American sanctions.
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The head of the Russian
Space Agency, Dmitry Rogozin,
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posting this video
on social media,
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threatening to abandon
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American astronaut
Mark Vande Hei at the station.
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He's supposed to return home
on a Russian ship
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in just three weeks.
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Rogozin also making
an ominous threat
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that without Russian help
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to move the ISS away
from space junk,
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the ISS would crash into America
or other countries.
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Wow, this is wild.
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Russia is so mad about sanctions
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that it's threatening to abandon
an American astronaut in space
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and allow
the International Space Station
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to crash into Earth.
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And, I mean, this is obviously
a horrible threat to make,
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but I will admit this.
I do kind of see Russia's side.
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I do. I'm not for Russia,
but I see it.
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I mean,
flying someone home from space
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is a huge favor to do,
especially for an enemy.
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You know?
It's like picking them up
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from the airport
a million times over.
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And, also, why didn't America
get this astronaut down
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before this war escalated? Huh?
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They knew he was hitching a ride
on a Russian thing.
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This is like
when you quit a job,
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and then you storm out of
the office cursing at everyone.
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"Yeah, suck my (bleep)!"
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And then you realize
you left your phone behind.
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(laughing):
"Oh, man. Oh, shit.
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"Yeah,
I'm sorry about that, sir.
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"I didn't realize
it was still charging.
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Yeah. But text me
about sucking my (bleep)."
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You know, people,
this is exactly why America
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needs to start some sort of
military force to defend space.
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Think about it. Right?
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What they could do
is have it up there
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defending all of space
on America's behalf.
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What? What's that?
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Oh. It did?
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And I called it
the military's version
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of University of Phoenix?
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Huh. That's funny,
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but that doesn't sound
like something I would say.
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Yeah, no. That's not me.
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Desi, would-would you
fetch someone stranded in space?
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No. No, never.
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I won't pick anyone up
at the airport.
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Not even my husband.
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My husband's been living
at LaGuardia
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for the last
three and a half months.
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Like that Tom Hanks movie?
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Sometimes I'll Venmo him
for a Cinnabon,
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you know,
just to keep the sparks alive.
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-(laughs)
-But no. No.
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Also,
this really proves my point
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that you have to overpack
for everything,
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'cause you never know.
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People are like,
"Oh, don't overpack.
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It costs had more money.
It takes up more space."
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No. Now you're stranded
in space,
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and you're gonna want
those two extra books
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and your DivaCup.
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-I hear you there.
-Not that my...
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Not that my DivaCup
takes up a lot of space.
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It's a very normal,
compact item.
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It doesn't take up much space.
You know.
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No, I... Well, I don't know.
I understand.
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Do you think you can
actually use a DivaCup in space?
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Gravity is a tricky thing, huh?
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"How does gravity work?"
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"Work."
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-I'll circle back around.
-Okay. Okay, cool.
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Okay. I have... I have limited
experience in this field, so...
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You got that.
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All right,
we're gonna be talking more
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about Russia and Ukraine
later on in the show,
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but let's move on,
because it turns out
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there is
another terrifying invasion
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that's in the news right now.
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Very soon, you may be seeing
a massive new spider
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right in your own backyard.
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NEWSMAN:
Now comes the Joro spider.
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Native to Asia,
it was first spotted in Georgia
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nearly a decade ago.
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They've since spread
across the Southeast,
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with some using
their parachute-like silks
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to travel in the wind.
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A new study at the University
of Georgia predicts
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the Joro spiders will make
their way up the East Coast
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this spring.
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It's unclear
how far north they'll go,
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but they'll be hard to miss,
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growing up to three inches long.
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End to end,
that's as wide as your palm.
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People are going to have
to learn to appreciate spiders,
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because this spider
isn't going anywhere.
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Okay, this guy
has clearly never met humans.
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All right? 'Cause
when we're afraid of something,
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we don't try and learn
to appreciate it.
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We try and destroy it
at all costs.
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That's what humans do.
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This scientist's
gonna sit there and tell us
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we need to sit back
and learn to appreciate spiders?
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What kind of rational bullshit
is that?
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Pick up a broom
and join the fight, you coward!
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You know, sometimes
I don't understand nature.
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Why did it feel the need
to create something like this?
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Huh? Spiders that have
parachutes and fly around?
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You know, with some things,
you get why they exist,
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like how plants put oxygen
into the atmosphere
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and how birds
evolve into chickens
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so we can make
delicious sandwiches.
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But giant spiders?
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Was Mother Nature like,
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"People's nightmares
have become too boring--
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let's spice things up"?
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You can't even kill that thing
with a regular shoe.
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Did you see the size?
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You probably need, like,
a Shaq-sized shoe.
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Yeah, so thanks, spiders.
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Now I've got to break
into Shaq's house
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and steal his shoes again.
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(sighs)
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And, by the way, if you think
a giant spider is bad,
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wait until we see the giant pig
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the giant spider is gonna become
best friends with.
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This thing is a disaster.
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All a disaster. I don't know
why everyone isn't panicking.
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I mean, it's probably because
scientists say
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that we actually shouldn't be
worried.
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That-That's what they say.
Uh, these spiders
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are actually completely harmless
to people.
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Yeah. They're not even bad
for the ecosystem.
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Which actually makes me feel
a little bit better.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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-♪ ♪ -Yeah. Because, last night,
I-I had a dream
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that those spiders
crawled into my ear
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and they laid eggs in my brain.
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And then now,
every-every time I keep quiet,
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I feel like I can hear
something...
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(squeaking)
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Anyway, dreams are weird.
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Desi, are you--
are you freaked out by spiders?
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Nah. I'm not-- I'm-I'm
not afraid of these spiders
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coming to New York at all.
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No, because nothing
can be more devastating
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than Spider-Man on Broadway.
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Like, ruptured eardrums,
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broken bones, bad reviews.
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Terrible!
Nothing can be worse than that.
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Plus, I feel like
the Manhattan cockroaches
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have just kind of gotten
complacent lately,
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with the pandemic.
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Like, they don't even scatter
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when you turn the lights on
anymore.
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I come home and turn
the lights on and they're like,
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"Ah. Desi, you're home late."
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Like, very confident.
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So I'm excited
about these spiders.
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You have a-an interesting
perspective on life.
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-I like that.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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(chuckles)
All right,
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let's move away from spiders
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to someone else who's got
America ensnared in her web.
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I'm talking about
Kim Kardashian.
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Influencer, business mogul,
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and Instagram's final boss.
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To promote the new Kardashian
show that's launching on Hulu,
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Kim and her sisters
gave an interview to Variety
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where they talked about
their lives
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and their business strategies,
but one clip that's gone viral
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has rubbed many people
the wrong way.
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Kim Kardashian has sparked
outrage amongst some people
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after offering women career
advice during a recent interview
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with Variety magazine.
Here's what she said.
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I have the best advice
for women in business:
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get your (bleep) ass up
and work.
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It seems like nobody
wants to work these days.
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-That's so true.
-You have to s-- you have to
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surround yourself with people
that want to work.
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No toxic work environments,
and show up and do the work.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, I know--
I know a lot of people
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are pissed off at Kim.
I know.
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But if I'm being
perfectly honest,
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I can see this thing
from both sides. I honestly can.
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Like, I can see it
from Kim's side.
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I can see it from Kim's side,
you know? She's like,
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"You guys think I just
take a few pictures
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"and I go to a few events,
and then suddenly
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"I'm rich and famous,
and you think it's easy,
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but it's not easy,"
and I understand that.
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I understand that.
Kim does a lot of work.
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She grinds all the time.
She's a shrewd businesswoman.
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And she's a mom
to Kanye and the kids.
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But... but part of this idea
that people have of Kim
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is Kim's fault.
I mean, think about it.
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For decades, the thing that
she's sold is "not work."
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Yeah, in fact,
she works really hard
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to look like
she's not working hard.
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Every photo on Instagram,
she's either on a beach
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or in a pool or in a hot tub.
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Basically, any relaxing
body of water, she's there.
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You know? So I get
why people have the idea
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that she doesn't work,
because you don't see it.
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You know?
I mean-I mean, maybe Kim
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should put that stuff
on Instagram, you know?
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Put up photos
of late-night meetings,
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constant calls
on product design.
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I mean, you can still
do it in a bikini if you want,
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but the point is, you know,
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people should see more
of the work. They'd understand.
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Like, take the Rock.
Here's an example.
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Look at the Rock. Right?
Because of his social media,
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I know what it takes
to become the Rock.
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I know if I'm gonna
try and become like him,
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I've got to wake up
at 4:00 a.m. every day,
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lift every weight in the gym,
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and try not to laugh
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every time I have to
work with Kevin Hart.
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I mean, how can you not?
He's, like, the...
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He's a human, but he's
the size of, like, a...
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a little dog.
Kevin, I got you. Oh, Kevin.
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He's, like, he's
in my pocket right now.
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(laughs) "Damn!"
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But here's the thing
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that maybe Kim Kardashian
doesn't understand:
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it can come off as
extremely condescending
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to tell women that the reason
they're not successful
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is because they're too lazy
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to get off their asses
and actually work.
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Because, yes,
Kim Kardashian works hard,
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but you know
who else works hard?
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Most women.
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But what their asses
don't have is Kim's luck
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to be born into a rich family
with a famous lawyer parent,
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and an even more famous
Olympian step-parent,
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and all the access
and the connections that
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that brings you.
Think about it.
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If you're lucky...
if you're lucky to have that,
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then, yeah,
there's a good chance
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that your hard work
is gonna make you successful.
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But don't forget how much luck
has to do with that success.
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Anyone who says, "Just work
hard, and things will work out,"
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those people are forgetting a
major component, known as luck.
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A lot of people work hard,
and they're still broke.
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In fact, a lot of the time,
the broker you are,
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the harder
you probably work. Yeah.
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My grandmother worked
ten times harder than me,
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but I'm balling circles
around that woman. Yeah.
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You hear that, Gogo? You can't
touch me! You can't touch me!
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And by the way,
happy birthday, Gogo.
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She just turned 95.
Yeah. Yeah, she did.
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So, uh, just think about it.
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I get it from everyone's point
of view. You know, Desi, like,
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as a failed
Instagram influencer yourself,
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like, what do you think
about this?
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Well, I'm not so much failed
as blocked.
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It's more of a legal issue.
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But we're getting
into semantics. I don't know.
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I feel like for Kim,
she didn't really have the time
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to go into the fact
that she was born into privilege
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in such an expanded way.
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-So I feel like this was
her short answer, right? -Okay.
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It's the... it's the
"I drink a lot of water"
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of the finance world.
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Like, when you know celebrities
spend 30 hours a week
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looking as gorgeous as they do,
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-and they're like,
"I drink a lot of water." -Ah.
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I feel like that's kind of
what she was doing, right?
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-Okay, okay. -But telling women
to work hard isn't wrong.
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I mean, that's not bad advice.
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In fact, it's kind of inspiring
to me. I mean, she's right.
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I got to get off my ass, and
stop doing nothing with my life.
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I mean, literally, nothing.
Look at... Look at me.
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I'm doing nothing. What am I
even doing? I got to...
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Well, I don't think
you're doing nothing, Desi. I...
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I got to do something, you know?
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No, no, Desi, you-you...
you're working here. You...
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-I got to do something.
-Desi, you have a job.
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I'm going to get a job.
I'm going to get a...
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I'm going to get a job.
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Desi, you have a...
you have a job.
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No, I mean like a real job.
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You can keep me
on payroll, though.
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Did she just say a "real job,"
like what we do here isn't...?
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Wow. That... that hurts.
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Good luck out there, Desi.
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All right, I'm going to take
a moment to process that pain.
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And, uh, while I do that,
don't go away,
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because when we come back,
we're going to be looking
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at the Russian oligarchs
who might be the key
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to stopping Putin's war.
You don't want to miss it.
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Desi, you do have a job!
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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Ever since Russia
invaded Ukraine,
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America and Europe have been
trying to find a balance between
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helping Ukraine whilst
also avoiding going to war
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with Russia themselves, because
nobody wants World War III.
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I mean, other than
defense contractors and
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those people who sell
merch in the trenches.
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But one of the weapons
the West has been using against
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Russia is sanctions.
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Yes, which comes from
the Latin, sanctio, meaning,
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"To mess with
someone else's shit."
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Yeah, whether it's military,
diplomatic, or financial,
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the ultimate goal of these
sanctions is to turn up
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the pressure on Russia
so that it ends
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Ukraine's conservatorship and
finally lets sets it free.
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And one of the most significant
sanctions America and Europe
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have imposed
is going after oligarchs.
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Tonight, the U.S. is moving to
tighten the squeeze
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on Vladimir Putin
and the oligarchs,
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the richest
Russians who surround him.
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ANCHOR 2: The administration,
along with Britain and Europe,
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introducing a raft of
sanctions targeting oligarchs
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and their families,
even President Putin.
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ANCHOR 3: These tough new
measures are designed to hurt
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those closest to Putin.
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Figures who, until now,
have seemed untouchable,
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now clear targets.
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Britain's threat
to the Russian oligarchs,
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seven of them sanctioned,
including Roman Abramovich,
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the owner of
the Chelsea Football Club.
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That club can no
longer sell tickets,
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it can't sign new contracts,
and it cannot be sold.
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Italy seized an oligarch's
$70 million yacht.
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ANCHOR: French officials
seized the Amore Vero,
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about 280 feet long,
with multiple V.I.P. suites,
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and a pool that
turns into a helipad."
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Damn, that guy has a boat that
has a pool
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that turns into a helipad?
Whew!
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Do you know how rich a
person has to be to have a
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mode of transportation
that carries another mode
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of transportation and
it sits on a body of water
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while it carries a
body of water? That's money.
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I mean, think about it: a pool
that turns into a helipad.
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Wow.
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The only thing better than that
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would be a pool
that stays a pool.
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Yeah, maybe it's just me,
but one of my favorite things
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about relaxing in a pool
is not worrying
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if a helicopter's
gonna land on me.
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It's part of the pleasure I get.
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But yes, Europe and America
are handling Putin
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the way you handle any breakup:
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by blocking him
and all his friends.
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And you might be wondering,
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well, the oligarchs
didn't start the war.
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They're not ordering troops
to bomb hospitals,
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so why are they being targeted
by the sanctions?
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Well, let's find out why
in another installment
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of If You Don't Know,
Now You Know.
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♪ ♪
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So, first things first.
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Who are the oligarchs?
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And I know "oligarch"
sounds like a creature
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chasing Frodo in Middle-earth,
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but it's actually
just a fancy term
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for a group of superrich
billionaires in Russia.
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But it's how these billionaires
got that way
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that makes them interesting.
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NEWSWOMAN: After almost 70 years
of Russian Communism
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where the state
controlled everything,
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the Russian people saw huge
political and economic change
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practically overnight.
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For a select few businessmen
known as oligarchs,
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they managed to rise to the top.
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MAN:
Soviet Union, uh,
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all land and all property
was owned by the state.
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In the 1990s, it was privatized,
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and the most valuable companies
were...
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landed in the hands
of these businesspeople.
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Uh, mostly oil and gas
and mineral companies.
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Under the Putin era,
he took some of the assets
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from the oligarchs who had made
their money in the 1990s,
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uh, and gave them
to his friends.
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NEWSWOMAN 2:
A lot of money that is his,
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he has basically handed over
to oligarchs for safekeeping.
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NEWSMAN:
They include Yuri Kovalchuk.
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The billionaire chairman
of Bank Rossiya
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is also the bank's
largest shareholder
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and has been called
one of Putin's cashiers.
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Arkady Rotenberg.
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He grew up alongside Putin
in St. Petersburg
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and, for a time, was
Putin's judo sparring partner.
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NEWSMAN 2:
Yevgeniy Prigozhin,
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a secretive oligarch
dubbed Putin's chef
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because his company
oversees catering
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for the Kremlin
and other state agencies.
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Putin's cashier.
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Putin's chef.
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Putin's dog walker.
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They call him that
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because he walks Putin's dogs.
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But yeah, essentially, uh,
when the Soviet Union fell
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and Communism ended in Russia,
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a bunch of lucky dudes
were just handed the keys
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to entire industries
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that used to be owned
by the government,
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and they became superrich.
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Yeah. Those are the oligarchs.
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And when Putin came to power
a decade later,
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a new generation of his buddies
became oligarchs, too.
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So, clearly,
it pays to be Putin's friend.
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I mean, sure, you're the one
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who always has to take
those shirtless horse pics,
477
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,643
but, I mean, in the end,
you get an oil company.
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"Yeah, make sure
you get entire horse.
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-And take a lot so I have
options." -(shutter clicking)
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But, still,
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why sanction Putin's friends
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over the war in Ukraine?
483
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,992
Well, it's because
they're Putin's friends.
484
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,195
And that means
that if you maybe,
485
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,197
maybe make their lives shittier,
486
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,067
maybe they'll try to talk
some sense into him.
487
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,636
And let's be honest, man--
that's-that's life.
488
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:34,040
Rich people complaining
is how shit always gets done.
489
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,042
That's how colonization
happened.
490
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,778
Rich people were like,
"My food has no flavor!"
491
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,414
And two days later,
the British took over India.
492
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,416
Now, of course,
to sanction these oligarchs,
493
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,018
America and Europe
need to access their wealth.
494
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,453
That's a question, right?
495
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,022
I mean, how can you get
to all of this Russian money?
496
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,557
Well, because, it turns out,
497
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,093
none of the money
is actually in Russia.
498
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,029
MAN: Oligarchs around the Putin
regime use Western countries,
499
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,765
Western banks, and
Western jurisdictions as havens
500
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,033
for the wealth
that they're stealing
501
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,068
from the people of Russia.
502
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,170
Billions and billions
of dollars stolen
503
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,172
and then laundered
through Western banks,
504
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,574
like Deutsche Bank,
laundered through real estate
505
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,109
in Europe and the United States.
506
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,311
Russian oligarchs
have long used New York City
507
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,213
as a place to park their cash
508
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,115
in the form
of large apartment buildings,
509
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,850
often that sit empty.
510
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,453
Russian oligarchs
have about as much money
511
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,990
in financial wealth
stashed in offshore accounts
512
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,660
as the entire Russian population
has in Russia.
513
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,228
That is, i-in many ways,
514
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,431
Russia's Achille's heel
in all of this.
515
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,369
Suddenly now, governments
suddenly start seizing hotels,
516
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,272
football teams, yachts, homes.
517
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,407
It will certainly get
the attention
518
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,476
o-of the most powerful people
in Russia,
519
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,811
by hitting them where it hurts.
520
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,479
That's right!
521
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,682
The oligarchs own shit
everywhere.
522
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,818
Real estate in New York--
oligarch money.
523
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,353
Sports teams in Britain--
oligarch money.
524
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,823
That couch
you're sitting on right now.
525
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,324
Well, I mean,
you bought that, but...
526
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,059
check between the cushions.
527
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,195
There's some rubles in there.
528
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,596
And, look, man, I get why.
529
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,598
I get why these guys want
to buy football teams in London
530
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,433
or luxury apartments in New York
531
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,135
or park their yachts
in Saint-Tropez,
532
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,136
because, I mean,
let's be honest,
533
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,471
spending money in Russia?
534
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,372
That isn't as much fun.
535
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,508
I mean, the yacht experience
is just not the same
536
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,378
if you have to wear a
bathing suit over your fur coat.
537
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,180
And, look, for a long time,
it didn't matter
538
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,316
that these borscht ballers kept
all their wealth in the West.
539
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,784
But that changed real quick
when these sanctions
540
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,553
started getting passed.
And now
541
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,655
they're all well aware
that their assets
542
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,859
are in bigger danger than
Mike Pence at a Trump rally.
543
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,129
Russian oligarchs are scrambling
to secure their assets
544
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,664
as the U.S. works to enforce
sanctions against
545
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,034
the ultra-rich surrounding
President Vladimir Putin.
546
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,669
Here at the Plaza Hotel,
547
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:47,206
a $50 million
Russian-owned apartment
548
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,077
is reportedly up for sale
before it can be seized.
549
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,646
NEWSWOMAN: Oligarchs scrambling
commercial-sized aircraft
550
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,415
to safe havens they hope
will be beyond the reach
551
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,918
of U.S. and international
law enforcement.
552
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,187
NEWSMAN: They are also
moving their yachts.
553
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,357
Tracking data showing many
of their largest vessels sailing
554
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,493
toward the Maldives, where
they will be harder to seize.
555
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,428
NEWSMAN 2: Now, as pressure
grows on the ultra-wealthy,
556
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,330
some oligarchs are starting
to call publicly
557
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,732
for an end to the war.
558
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,934
We've counted up
to eight billionaires
559
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,504
who have spoken publicly,
which is really unprecedented.
560
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,373
This has never happened before.
561
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,608
Yeah, because of these sanctions
562
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,011
and because they're afraid
of losing stuff,
563
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,646
a bunch of these oligarchs
564
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,283
are already speaking out
against Putin's war.
565
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,219
(Russian accent): "Please, we
must think of this war's impact
566
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,054
"on innocent children.
567
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,723
"That is the name of my yacht:
Innocent Children.
568
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:41,360
She does not deserve this.
Please, look at her."
569
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,728
(regular accent): But you can
see how spooked these oligarchs
570
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,130
are, right?
They're moving their planes,
571
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,364
they're sailing out to sea,
572
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,899
they're swallowing condoms
full of gold.
573
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,668
And, like, I know all
of this stuff is complicated,
574
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,137
but it does seem a
little counter-productive that
575
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,272
these guys had enough warning
to take all of these measures,
576
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,575
don't you think? Yeah, it's like
giving your teenage son
577
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,643
a heads-up that a week from now,
578
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,612
you're gonna look through
his Internet history.
579
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,347
And by the time you get there,
all you're gonna find
580
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:02,582
is a Google search for
581
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,018
"why isn't there
a second Mother's Day?" Aw.
582
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,721
But the real question is
will putting pressure
583
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,858
on these oligarchs
be enough to end this war?
584
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,392
Well, to help answer that,
585
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,596
we go to our very own
Roy Wood Jr.,
586
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,232
who is reporting live
from international waters.
587
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,968
-Roy, what is your reporting
telling you? -♪ ♪
588
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,537
You know, Trevor, I've been
hearing all this noise
589
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,874
about how evil and corrupt
these oligarchs are,
590
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,443
but I've been doing
some personal investigating,
591
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,145
and it turns out these oligarchs
592
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,815
are very decent, kind people.
They're just good people.
593
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,818
Oh, more caviar.
594
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,155
Thank you, Oksana. Pasiba.
595
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,858
-Right. -Roy, are you
on a superyacht right now?
596
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:49,061
That's right. I needed
to investigate firsthand.
597
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,664
That's why I searched
up and down this yacht
598
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,900
for dirt
on these oligarchs, Trevor.
599
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,336
I looked in the massage parlors,
I looked in the cigar lounge,
600
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,373
I looked in the casino, then
back to the massage parlors.
601
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:03,242
Then, I was on the deck
checking out the sunrise yoga.
602
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,244
Then, back
to the massage parlors again.
603
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:08,614
I keep forgetting
what we was talking about, man.
604
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:12,151
Damn, this is a nice-ass yacht,
man. I tell you this much, boy.
605
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,688
-Roy!
-It's a nice one, man.
606
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,890
-Roy?
-Huh? What's up?
607
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,293
Hang-hang on a second, man.
Oh, breakfast champagne.
608
00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,061
Thank you, Oksana.
You're on the ball. I like this.
609
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,863
Okay, Roy, Roy,
do you see what's happening?
610
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,032
Your journalistic ethics have
clearly been compromised, Roy.
611
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,835
Whoever's yacht
this is has bribed you.
612
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,871
Bribed? What did you say to me?
613
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,106
Boy, I ought to slap you
with my new Gucci shoes.
614
00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:35,808
But I don't want
to damage the soles.
615
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,243
They're made of seal skin.
616
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,245
-There are only two.
-Roy, this is what oligarchs do.
617
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,080
Do you not understand?
They use their money
618
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,849
to corrupt everyone around them
619
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:45,184
so that they can get away
with their evil deeds.
620
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:48,521
Oh, so now it's evil
to build a fortune
621
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,090
-on the back
of a murderous regime? -Yeah!
622
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,125
And I know the next thing
I know, you're gonna tell me
623
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:56,229
it's evil for them to launder
dirty money all over the world,
624
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:59,165
driving up real estate costs
and avoiding taxes
625
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,867
that could be used
to help the Russian people?!
626
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,470
-Yeah. -And if I accept
their dirty money
627
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,272
and allow
their personal assistant Oksana
628
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,341
to rub me head to toe
in truffle oil
629
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:09,909
in return
for favorable coverage,
630
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:13,513
you're saying that I'm somehow
complicit in this evil?
631
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,281
Yes, Roy!
632
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,650
Damn, I was hoping
you would say "no," man.
633
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,720
This is some heavy shit.
It's a lot to think about.
634
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:24,824
I better think about this
over some dodo bird wings.
635
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,926
Oh, yeah,
that's dodo right there.
636
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,495
-That's some good dodo bird
right here. -Did he say...?
637
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,632
Wait. Aren't dodo birds extinct?
638
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:36,035
They are now,
but it was worth it.
639
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,837
-You know what? That's enough,
Roy. -Yeah. Hit me, baby.
640
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,372
I'm suspending
your reporter license.
641
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,741
Just get back to America.
Get back to America, Roy.
642
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,109
All right, we're gonna
take a quick break,
643
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,577
but when we come back,
the great Sandra Oh
644
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,078
is gonna joining me on the show
645
00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:49,048
to talk about Pixar's brand-new
movie, so stay tuned.
646
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:53,486
Hit me one more time, baby.
All right, that's good.
647
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,954
This guy... Roy? Roy!
648
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:59,158
Oh, my God.
You never had dodo?
649
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,694
We got some woolly mammoth
down there in the freezer.
650
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,830
Let it thaw out for you.
651
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,898
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
652
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,534
My guest tonight is
Emmy-nominated actor Sandra Oh.
653
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,671
She's here to talk about
starring in the new Disney-Pixar
654
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,573
film, Turning Red.
655
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,875
This isn't happening!
This isn't happening!
656
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,679
(panicked breaths, whimpering)
657
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,414
(sniffs)
658
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,815
(sniffs)
(retches)
659
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,952
(crying) Wake up, wake
up, wake up!
660
00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,220
-MING: Mei-Mei?
-(gasps)
661
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,921
-MING: Is everything okay?
-Don't come in here!
662
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,990
MING: Mei-Mei, what's
going on, honey?
663
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,925
Are you sick? Is it a fever?
664
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,293
A stomachache? Chills?
665
00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,695
-Constipation?
-MEI: No...!
666
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,097
Wait. Is it...
667
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:42,501
-..."that"? Did... the...
-(gulps)
668
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,504
-Did the red peony bloom?
-MEI: No!
669
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,439
-MEI: Maybe...?
-(gasps)
670
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,608
-(chuckling)
-I love it.
671
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,309
-Sandra Oh, welcome to The Daily
Show. -Oh, hi.
672
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:54,045
-Oh, it's good to be here.
-It is so good to have you here,
673
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,714
and congratulations
on being part of--
674
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:57,349
I think it's an instant
classic. Immediately.
675
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,251
(gasps) I really,
really hope so. I mean,
676
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,521
it's an amazing thing to be a
part of, like the Pixar canon,
677
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,722
-it's, like, crazy.
-Yeah.
678
00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:04,956
You know what I mean?
And then it really,
679
00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,392
really unabashedly talks
about, like, puberty.
680
00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:09,494
And, like, that scene
is kind of, like,
681
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,496
about the changing
of a young woman's body,
682
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:12,998
about menstruation,
683
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,168
and then also about, like, "Mom,
684
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,137
-you got to give me some space."
-(laughs)
685
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,973
So, you know, playing the mom,
it was, uh...
686
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,875
it was a really great thing
to kind of lend that voice,
687
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,444
-my little voice to that.
-It's a fun...
688
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,312
You know,
it-it's so interesting to me
689
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,715
how Pixar has found a way
to tell stories
690
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,585
that people are almost afraid
to tell in any other medium now.
691
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,787
-Mm. -You know, they... Pixar's
talking about mental health.
692
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,522
-That's exactly... -Pixar's
taking about life and death.
693
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,424
-Uh-huh. -Pixar's
now talking here about puberty.
694
00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:40,926
-Yeah.
-And in, like, a very real way
695
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,260
where I think parents, kids...
696
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,563
It-It's almost like Pixar
is taking over the role
697
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,765
of, you know, the conversations
that people don't want to have.
698
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,433
-Oh, sure. -You know, if you
have kids and you're like,
699
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,135
"Oh, puberty's coming.
Let's go watch a Pixar movie.
700
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,503
-Let's go. Let's go have
a Pixar moment." -(laughs)
701
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,705
But I think it's like...
It's like... So, my friends
702
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:56,741
who have taken their kids,
particularly, like, eight to 12
703
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,477
who are right before it,
704
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,412
uh, they've struck up
a conversation.
705
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,614
My friend, she has a, you know,
eight, nine-year-old kid,
706
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,749
and he was like, "What's a pad?"
707
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,119
-I love that. -Right?
And then she's like, "Okay,
708
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,254
he's asking me a question about
it. Let's talk about this."
709
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,156
These... "What are hormones?"
710
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,657
Oh, my gosh,
someone was telling me
711
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,060
that they had a conversation
with their 12-year-old,
712
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,395
uh, or ten-year-old
about metaphor.
713
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,231
Do you know what I mean?
So, like, the panda...
714
00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:21,099
Like, so, basically,
the main character, Meilin Lee,
715
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,935
she's, like, a 13-year-old
Chinese Canadian girl, right?
716
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,671
When she, uh,
gets overwhelmed...
717
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:27,906
Like, puberty, the...
718
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,575
She poofs into
this giant red panda, right?
719
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:34,179
But the panda is, like,
a metaphor for a lot of stuff.
720
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,282
So even just to have the
discussion of what is metaphor?
721
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,284
-I mean, come on. It's great.
Yeah. -I love that.
722
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,752
Is it true
that somebody told you--
723
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:41,953
I think it was an agent--
724
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,455
-that you should
just leave America? -Yeah.
725
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,024
-They were like, "Go home.
There's no room for you." -Yeah.
726
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:47,893
And they weren't saying it
to you like, "Get out of here."
727
00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:49,494
They were saying, like,
"Hey, I'll be honest with you."
728
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,062
-Yeah.
-"An Asian actress, man,
729
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,697
-there's no space for you
in this industry." -Yeah.
730
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:55,767
Yeah. Yeah,
it's, like, crushing.
731
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,702
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you're 21,
732
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,238
and you have, like,
a certain amount of credits.
733
00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,941
You know, uh, you know, having
been born and raised in Canada,
734
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,210
-at that point, I had
already done films. -Right.
735
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,712
-I'd already done, like, A-list
theater. -You had won awards.
736
00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:09,014
Yes, won awards.
737
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,650
And it just, like,
didn't matter at that time.
738
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:14,386
So-- But we're talking about,
you know, the mid-'90s.
739
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,254
-Wow.
-Right? So it's like-- Again,
740
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:19,391
it's like some of the projects
that I'm working with...
741
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,828
It's amazing to age,
742
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,330
because you get, like,
perspective, right?
743
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,799
So, like, I'm doing, like,
a press tour with Domee.
744
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,901
-She's a millennial.
Our director, right? -Mm.
745
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,037
And these t--
All these young girls, right?
746
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,706
Rosalie Chiang. Sh-She's 16.
747
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,475
Maitreyi, um, Ramakrishnan.
748
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,143
She's, like, 20.
749
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:41,546
And it's like I feel,
like, so great to go,
750
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,748
"Girls, you know, welcome"
751
00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,250
and to kind of help 'em out
a little bit.
752
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,686
-Right, right, right.
-Because I'm not saying
753
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,921
that everything has changed
and we can't stop
754
00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,791
kind of working at, you know...
755
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,693
I-I hate kind of, like,
the word, like,
756
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,095
"diverse storytelling,"
'cause I feel it's,
757
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,164
like... marginalizing,
758
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:00,565
-you know, us, you know?
-You know what it is sometimes?
759
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,501
Sometimes it feels
like people use it as, like,
760
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,770
a tokenism thing. People use it
as, like, a pandering--
761
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,938
I think of it as originality.
That's how I think of it.
762
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,774
-That's exactly it. It's,
like, you know... -You know?
763
00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,109
-At some point, stories all
become the same. Okay? -Yeah.
764
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,711
And then,
the more you try and branch out
765
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,646
and find new stories to tell,
766
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,282
-you have to find new people to
tell those stories with. -Yes.
767
00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:18,717
-Yeah. -And I find
that becomes more interesting.
768
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,886
-That-- You know, it...
-Absolutely. I totally agree.
769
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,955
And the fact that it's also,
like, uh...
770
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,691
So, Domee, right, the--
She-she did an--
771
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,827
her Oscar-winning short Bao
772
00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,495
-and then-- So-- Right? So she
was picked up... -I loved that.
773
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,099
...by, uh, Pixar, I want to say,
like, out of Sheridan College.
774
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,234
So talented.
And then, after that,
775
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,736
then she got her shot
to do this.
776
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,937
Because they're smart.
777
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:40,071
I'm sorry, Pixar is smart.
778
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,540
-(laughs)
-They were like-- They-they--
779
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,809
The way that
they consciously make films,
780
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,744
-it's all about the filmmaker,
right? -Yeah.
781
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,680
And that whole thing
about originality, uniqueness.
782
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,416
It's like we want to grow
the storytelling canon,
783
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,685
because I feel...
784
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,887
You know, I get this qu--
this question a lot,
785
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,156
which is, like,
"Oh, you work with women a lot."
786
00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:01,026
Like-- You know what I mean?
"You work with women a lot."
787
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,361
And it's like,
it's true, it's true,
788
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,630
because that's who hires me,
by the way.
789
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,500
So, all throughout my career,
the majority of people
790
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,103
who I've worked with
regarding, like,
791
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,871
-writer-directors, right?
-Interesting.
792
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:15,006
Women, women of color. Right?
793
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:18,176
So, what is it-- one,
why do I work with them?
794
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,045
One, they hire me.
But two, I think
795
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:23,648
now it's like...
Oh, because, you know,
796
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,718
Shonda Rhimes is writing her
characters from her perspective,
797
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:30,055
as a woman. Phoebe Waller-Bridge
is writing her perspective
798
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,657
-Yes. -as a woman.
Same with, obviously, Domee.
799
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,227
She and this other movie that
I'm in, coming-coming out--
800
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,028
Umma, by Iris Shim--
it's, like,
801
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,864
a young woman's perspective.
802
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,032
So she wants... So that's-that's
what's interesting,
803
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,702
-Yes. -because it's, like,
coming from a point of view
804
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,804
that I'm interested in.
They're interested in,
805
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,506
like, you know,
me doing the work for them,
806
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:50,375
and so that... that's how
it's worked out so far.
807
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,744
I think it... I think it's
working out, uh, for the best.
808
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:55,013
I mean... No, really.
As-as a... as a viewer,
809
00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,982
as a consumer,
I love it, I get to enjoy it.
810
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,084
I mean, I'm sad that Killing Eve
is coming to an end.
811
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:00,752
-Yeah, yeah. -You know?
That's, uh, that's-that's been
812
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,954
quite a journey, and you've
left your imprint on that.
813
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,090
Um, what are you
looking forward to?
814
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,295
You know, I've got to tell you,
like, I'm sure,
815
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,331
like, many of us,
this time during the pandemic,
816
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,100
it makes... it really...
817
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,471
-It really brought
the thought inward. -Mm-hmm.
818
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:27,646
And, uh, also, at this deeply
in the midlife part of my life,
819
00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:31,850
um... I think the reas...
the assessment
820
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,652
of what is important
and what I choose
821
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,855
to put my time into is becoming
more and more important.
822
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,490
That's why, like, an actor,
it's just, like,
823
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:39,925
-you just want a job.
-Mm-hmm.
824
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,394
You just want to work.
So, one of the things
825
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,696
that I was able
to practice after Grey's is,
826
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,765
I'm just gonna to sit.
827
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:50,035
I'm going to sit
and be uncomfortable
828
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:53,105
because the usual desire
to make a move
829
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,506
-or to try and get work or...
-Mm-hmm.
830
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,907
Like, you know what I mean?
831
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:58,043
Which is eventually,
hopefully, um,
832
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,179
-the stuff that you have
to grow out of. -Right.
833
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,915
-It's hard. Yeah.
-It's hard. Right?
834
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:07,385
So, I feel just kind of
continuing that, taking...
835
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:11,423
It's not, like, a little break,
but, like, uh, being discerning.
836
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,658
-I love that.
-Mm-hmm.
837
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,227
-Discerning,
enjoying the moment. -Yeah.
838
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,229
And, uh, yeah. At least
we get to enjoy all the work
839
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,730
that you've been doing
for the last few years
840
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,732
-'cause it's coming out now.
-Yeah, it's coming out now.
841
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,100
-Yeah. -Thank you so much
for joining me on the show.
842
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,335
-Aw, thank you. -And
congratulations. Congratulations
843
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,636
on everything
that you've done.
844
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,171
Aw. Thank you so much.
What a pleasure.
845
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,039
Appreciate you so much.
All right, people,
846
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:31,209
Turning Red will be available
March 11 on Disney+.
847
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,844
You have no excuse not
to watch it.
848
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,646
Disney+. You've got it.
All right,
849
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,915
we're gonna take a break, but
we'll be right back after this.
850
00:33:41,752 --> 00:33:43,221
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but before we go,
851
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,755
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852
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,258
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853
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,428
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854
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855
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,366
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856
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:59,403
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857
00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:01,072
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858
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859
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,475
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860
00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:07,078
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861
00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,113
Until next time,
stay safe out there,
862
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,950
get your vaccine, and if you
see a giant spider, remember:
863
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,153
you're more afraid of them
than they are of you.
864
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,156
Now, here it is--
Your Moment of Zen.
865
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,526
A moment of defiance
through music.
866
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,296
The Kyiv Classic Orchestra
playing an impromptu concert
867
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:26,631
for a small crowd,
868
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,333
even while Russian troops
advance on their city.
869
00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,769
(playing upbeat
classical music)
870
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,440
♪ ♪
871
00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:46,284
(song ends)
872
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,718
MAN: Bravo!