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Things go down all the time,
like social media.
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But when Spotify went down
today, it made me realize
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how cloud-dependent
we've come as people.
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You realize everything of yours
is on the cloud, right?
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Like, everything.
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Social media goes down,
it's fine.
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Today I had no music.
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Like, I just-- I had no music.
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Where's the music?
It's on the cloud.
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Back in the day,
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the Internet
didn't affect my music.
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You know what I mean?
You could do whatever you wanted
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with the Internet,
I still had my K-Ci & JoJo CD.
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You know what I mean?
The worst that could happen
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was that it could get a scratch.
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That was, like, the worst thing
that could happen to you.
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♪ And all
my-my-my-my-my-my-my... ♪
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And then you just skip.
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If you were really good,
when your-your CD skipped,
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you knew when to skip.
You know what I mean?
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You knew, like-- You knew
it would happen at 1:34.
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And so if you had people over,
at 1:33,
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you'd, like, pause
and then say something.
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"Ha-ha. You guys liking this?"
And then skip over to 1:37.
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"All right, I'll carry on."
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That's why I-I think
you should have a-a fair split.
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Some physical.
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You know what I mean?
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Some virtual.
Not everything in the cloud.
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I'm gonna go back
and buy some CDs now,
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just to get back in the game.
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Only the shit
I really listen to.
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Mixtapes coming back.
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I actually want
to go back to cassettes.
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Rewind that shit, son.
Take it back.
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in New York City,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight,
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Badass women of war.
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And Sadhguru.
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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And joining me
for today's headlines
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is my good friend Roy Wood Jr.!
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-What's going on, Roy?
-I'm good, man.
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I'm not worried about none
of that Spotify, the cloud.
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None-- I ain't gonna lose
none of my--
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I printed every email
I ever got...
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in life.
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I got 'em all at the house.
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So you're not worried
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because you've basically
just physicalized everything
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-in your life?
-Everything.
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Everything in--
Every picture. All that.
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All that shit in a box
at the crib, bro.
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That is a miserable way to live,
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-but at least you-you've got
your emails. -Ask me--
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ask me if I got every email.
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-Ask me if-- ask...
-Roy, do you-- do you have--
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-do you have every email?
-Yes, I do.
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-Like, every email I've
ever sent you? -You'll nev--
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you'll never catch me slacking,
bro.
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Well, I-I hope you're happy?
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Even the spam.
I print that, too.
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'Cause you never know.
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-Good to see you, Roy.
-Yeah.
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All right! Let's jump
into today's headlines.
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We kick things off
with COVID-19.
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Yesterday, the official
global death toll from COVID
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passed six million,
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which, according to the U.S.,
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means the pandemic is over!
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Congratulations, everybody.
We did it.
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And, yes,
things are getting better
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as the Omicron wave recedes--
don't get me wrong--
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because cases and
hospitalizations are falling.
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You know? Most places
are ending mask mandates
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and other antivirus measures,
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which means you can now legally
push the elevator buttons
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with your tongue again.
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We're back, baby.
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But don't forget this--
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around 1,400 Americans
are still dying from COVID
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every single day.
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Right? The vast majority of them
unvaccinated.
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Which is why the one measure
that all experts
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are pushing harder than ever
is vaccinations and boosters.
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But it turns out
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it's not all experts.
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Florida's head doctor says
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the state will be the first
in the nation to recommend
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that healthy kids should not
get vaccinated for COVID.
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State surgeon general
made the announcement yesterday
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during a round table discussion
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organized by Republican
Governor Ron DeSantis.
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It included doctors
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coronavirus lockdowns
and mandates.
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The CDC and the American
Academy of Pediatrics
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do recommend the COVID vaccine
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to all children five or older.
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The Florida Department of Health
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uh, be the first state
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against the COVID-19 vaccines
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Okay, first of all, let me
just say that it is shocking
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to find out that Florida
has a surgeon general.
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Yeah, I didn't know
they had that.
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It's like finding out that
T.J. Maxx actually has someone
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who organizes the clothes.
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What? What do you do all day?
Have you seen that shit?
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But, I mean, of course
the Florida surgeon general
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is going
to have some weird opinions.
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He's the surgeon general
of Florida. Come on.
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His other health recommendations
are, like,
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"Alligators can't hurt you
if you're drunk."
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What did we expect?
It's Florida, people.
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And don't get me wrong.
I-I do get...
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I do get where some people
are coming from on this issue.
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It is true
that with a few rare exceptions,
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COVID is not a problem for kids.
I understand that completely,
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especially since kids are little
germ factories all the time.
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Yeah, coronavirus doesn't
make them more sick
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than they already are
the 360 days of the year anyway.
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I get it. But don't forget
how vaccines work.
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The more everybody get them,
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even the people
who are not vulnerable,
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the less the virus can spread,
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which protects people
who are vulnerable,
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and it helps prevent
new variants from emerging.
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That's the main thing.
Yeah, because what?
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You thought Omicron was
gonna be the last variant? No.
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Not the way
this shit is still spreading.
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Next thing you know,
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the new variant
is probably gonna have legs.
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Yeah, it's gonna infect your
lungs and kick you in the nuts.
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Pow! (coughs) Aah!
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Here's the thing, though, man.
This is what
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people are not considering,
Trevor.
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There's gonna be
some strong kids
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coming out of Florida
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-(laughs) -'Cause, like, look
at what they up against, man.
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You up against COVID,
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you up against the toxic algae
down there,
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the water is all crazy
down there, too.
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I'm telling, man,
there's gonna be some strong...
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Alligators.
You got to run from gators.
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There's going to be some strong
kids. That's what they're doing.
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Strong or mutant.
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That's...
Oh, that also means strong.
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"Mutant" is another word
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-There's gonna be some strong...
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I can't fight you on that.
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Some strong,
unvaccinated children.
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I might move my boy down there
and teach him some football.
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All right, let's move on
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to the other pandemic
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that people keep insisting
is behind us-- racism.
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And I know, I know
there are all sorts of things
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that make people go, "Oh,
is that really racist, though?
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"Is it really racist to touch
a Black person's hair
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or say the "N" word
during karaoke?"
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I mean, yeah, you were singing
"Sweet Caroline."
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There was no need for it, but...
there is one thing
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that absolutely everyone
can agree is racist,
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and that's lynching,
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and now,
that is finally official.
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The U.S. Senate has just now
passed a bill
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making lynching
a federal hate crime.
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The Emmett Till Antilynching Act
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was passed unanimously
last night.
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That bill is named
for the 14-year-old
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whose brutal torture
and murder helped
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to spark
the civil rights movement,
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and it designates lynching
as a hate crime punishable
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by up to 30 years in prison.
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Congress had previously failed
to pass antilynching legislation
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despite over 200 attempts
since 1918.
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You see, people?
This just goes to show
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that both political parties
can come together
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and pass
common sense legislation.
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They just need 104 years
to do it.
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You just got to be patient.
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And you know what that means.
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Prescription drugs,
you better watch out,
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'cause your price is going down
in the year 2122? 2123?
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We'll be alive? We'll be alive
by...? We'll still be alive.
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Well, the prices will...
Then they'll definitely be down.
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You know, if you ask me,
it's actually no coincidence
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that they couldn't pass this law
for 100 years,
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and then Mike Pence
almost gets lynched,
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and suddenly,
lynching is a hate crime. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's a bit of a
coincidence, don't you think?
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Maybe... maybe that's how
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Black people can solve
all their problems.
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Like, I'm not saying
I want Mike Pence
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to get beaten up by the police.
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I'm saying if they tased him
once or twice,
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it would probably help
speed things along.
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And look, I know
it's slightly disappointing
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knowing that this law
only got passed in 2022,
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but all you got to do,
all you've got to do
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is treat the footage
a little... a little bit
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just to make it feel
like it happened ages ago
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when it actually should have.
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(dramatic voice):
The U.S. Senate has just now
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passed a bill make lynching
a federal hate crime.
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And this just in.
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I heard there's now
a telephone in Europe.
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Exciting times.
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Happened so long ago, Roy.
It feels good.
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It-It did happen so long ago.
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Should we still focus on old
racism, or, at this point, we--
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I just think we should just be
proactive and just look at
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future racism and just start
passing the laws now,
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so that by the time we need the
law, the law will be in place.
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Like, right now on the books
should be the anti Mars...
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The Mars Desegregation Act
should be on the books now.
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We should start discussing
the desegregation of Mars.
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Well you-you're assuming that
Black people are gonna
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make it to Mars.
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They never will if we don't
pass the legislation, Trevor.
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That's why we have to now focus
on making sure that
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it's legal for Black
people to go to Mars.
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Well, what if they say,
like, they're gonna send
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all the Black
people to Mars only.
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You know what? Let me call
my Congressman and discuss that,
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-because I hadn't considered
that option. -(laughter)
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All right, let's move on.
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Because our main story today is
about
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the continuing war in Ukraine.
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So let's catch up on all the
latest in our ongoing coverage
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of the war in Ukraine.
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♪ ♪
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It is now day 13 of Russia's
plan to "liberate" Ukrainians
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by bombing all of their cities,
and things don't look
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like they will be getting
better any time soon.
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A third round of peace talks
has ended with no resolution.
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2 million Ukrainians
have now fled the country,
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and the Russians are
reportedly trying to pay Syrians
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to come fight
with them against Ukraine.
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And I don't know, man, I feel
like Syrians must be pretty
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conflicted about this, you know?
'Cause on the one hand,
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Russia's asking them to
fight in another war?
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But on the other hand, there's
finally one European country
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happy to have
Syrians come over.
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Eh?
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And you know, if you ask me, I
think this is a pretty smart
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strategy from Putin. He's
probably thinking that
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if he can turn this into
a Middle East conflict,
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then the West will
stop caring about it.
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Meanwhile, in the battle to
isolate Russia,
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McDonald's and Starbucks
have become the latest
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western corporations
to cut ties with Russia,
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with both announcing that they
would temporarily close all
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locations in the country. Yeah.
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No Starbucks, no Mcdonald's.
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That's a sad life to live.
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And no pick-me-up in
the morning, no Happy Meals--
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Or as they call
them in Russia, meals.
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I don't think they
have a word for happy.
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You know? Yeah, they just,
like, go to the drive-thru
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and give the kid the
food, just like,
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"Look in meal, Dimitri. There is
great toy of wheelbarrow,
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"to remind you the purpose of
like is work. (rhythmically):
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"This is your birthday. This is
your birthday.
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You were born on this
day. This is your birthday."
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Now, As the situation
in Ukraine gets more dire,
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the economic fallout of the war
is spreading
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to the rest of the world.
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This morning, gas prices
soaring to the highest average
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ever recorded,
$4.17 a gallon.
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I just filled up right now
and it cost me $50,
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versus normally it costing
me $30.
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NEWSMAN: Up ten cents
in just one day
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and 55 cents
since last week,
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eclipsing the previous record of
$4.10 a gallon set 14 years ago.
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NEWSWOMAN: In California,
four dollars a gallon
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would be a relief.
The average there is $5.28.
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Prices at this Shell station
in Los Angeles
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-hitting nearly seven dollars.
-Oh, my God.
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NEWSWOMAN: Gas prices
shocking drivers at the pump.
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It's $100,
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and it's not even a full tank.
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Yeah. If you thought
gas prices were already high,
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Russia invading Ukraine
has only made things worse,
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which sucks for everybody.
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I mean, it sucks for parents who
need to drive kids to school.
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It sucks for small businesses
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who have to spend more money
to move things around.
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It sucks for everyone,
because the price of gas
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affects the price
of everything.
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Like, if this keeps up,
the next Fast and Furious movie
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is gonna take place
on public transportation.
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It's all about saving gas.
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And I feel so bad
for everyone
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who gets surprised
when they fill up their tank.
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I mean, think about it--
yesterday you had enough money.
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And then, all of a sudden,
today you don't.
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Your salary didn't go up. Right?
Nothing in your life changed,
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you just don't
have enough money.
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Which, by the way, is weird.
Can we agree on this
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as a concept?
It's weird.
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It's weird that
the price of gas changes...
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but, like, instantly,
at the pump.
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Do-do you get what I'm saying?
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Like, I feel like the change
should only affect the gas
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that's on its way, not
the gas that's already there.
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Like, this gas has been here
for a week,
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so, technically,
that's the four-dollar gas.
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You know what I mean?
Give me the four-dollar gas.
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In fact, give me the gas
at the bottom of the tank,
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that's, like, the two-dollar
shit, it's been there
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for a while. Won't charge--
The five-dollar shit's
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still coming. The price changed.
That price changed.
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I want the stuff
that's here now.
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And can we spare a moment
for this woman
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who was surprised there?
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I mean, just think about it--
a camera crew comes up to her
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and they're, like,
"Uh, can we film you
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while you fill up your tank?"
She was probably like,
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"Oh, boy,
I'm on a secret game show!
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Oh! He's gonna
finally propose!"
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And then they're just like,
"Ha, ha! We showed
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"you don't have
enough money on the news.
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Have a good day."
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And, you know, you've really
got to hand it to corporations
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when you think about it, man.
Because you hear people
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all the time going, like, "Aw,
the price of oil has gone up,
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so everything costs more."
But they've done a great job
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of tricking all of us
into thinking
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that prices are these magical
things that nobody
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has control over. Because,
you understand, as consumers,
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we understand it. We go,
"The price of oil went up
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so we're gonna
have to pay more."
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But who made that rule?
Right?
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Oil companies are making
windfall profits right now,
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over a hundred billion dollars
a year.
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Why don't can't they take
the hit-- just a tiny hit?
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Yeah.
Because when prices go up,
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you know, the oil companies
are there, and
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they're just making the money.
They're just like,
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"Oh, man, I-- I wish there
was something we could do."
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"Well, you could make
a little less profit."
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"Nah, no, something else,
something else. Hmm.
347
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"Something else we could do
that wouldn't affect us.
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"What would it be?
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And the question is now,
why are gas prices
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surging the way they are?
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Well, as you heard,
Russia supplies a lot of oil
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to the rest of the world,
and even though
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America and Europe have passed
loads of sanctions
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against Russia--
they've cut off its banks
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and they've kicked it out
of the U.N. book club--
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they're still paying Russia
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$500 million every day
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for oil and gas.
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Which, I mean, let's be honest,
doesn't make a lot of sense.
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You're sending money
to a country
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that you're basically
at war with?
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Like, if you were in a bar
fight, wouldn't it be strange
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to buy the other guy
a bottle of Bud Light
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so that he can smash you
over the head with it?
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In fact, it's such a weird
arrangement that many countries
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have been talking about
boycotting Russian oil,
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which then created fears
of an oil shortage
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that sent oil prices
skyrocketing. Yeah.
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And apparently those fears
were well-founded,
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because today, America did this.
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NEWSMAN: Today more consequences
from the United States.
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President Biden announced
a ban on all Russian oil,
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natural gas and
coal imports to the U.S.
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Today, I am announcing
the United States
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is targeting the main artery
of Russia's economy.
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We're banning all imports
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of Russian oil
and gas and energy.
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Americans
have rallied support...
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have rallied to support
the Ukrainian people
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and made it clear we will not be
part of subsidizing Putin's war.
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This is a step that we're taking
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to inflict further pain
on Putin,
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but there will be cost, as well,
here in the United States.
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Since Putin began
his military buildup
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on Ukrainian borders,
just since then,
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the price of the gas
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at the pump in America
went up 75 cents.
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And with this action,
it's gonna go up further.
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I'm going to do everything I can
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to minimize Putin's price hike
here at home.
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Yes, you heard the president.
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Russian oil is now banned
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from the United States.
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But don't get it twisted.
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America isn't just gonna start
riding bikes everywhere,
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all right? It's gonna get
that oil from somewhere.
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And luckily, America produces
a lot of its own oil.
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There's Texas. There's Alaska.
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There's Rudy Giuliani.
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But it's still not enough.
It's still not enough oil.
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So America has also been
reaching out to countries
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that it's not exactly
on great terms with.
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You know,
like Venezuela and Saudi Arabia
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to try and get them
to pump more oil
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to get the prices back down.
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Which, you have to admit,
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is a bit of an awkward situation
to be in, you know?
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'Cause, yeah,
America's basically like,
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"These countries are immoral,
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and we will have nothing
to do with them."
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00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,807
(imitates engine sputtering)
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00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:17,077
"You guys have any gas money,
Saudi Arabia?" (chuckles)
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00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,279
"I said to that shit to you
before I was home.
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Yeah."
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00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,583
Wouldn't it be funny
if those countries
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turned around
and-and flipped it on America?
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If they were like, "America,
we would love to sell you oil,
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"but cannot do business
with a country
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"that drowns civilians
in the Middle East.
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Our conscience
will not allow it."
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00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:35,162
(laughs) "No, we're just
kidding. We'll take your money.
422
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,164
"You should have seen your face,
though. You were so scared, huh?
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Imagine we don't take
your money."
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(chuckles)
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00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,470
But while America's
able to go cold turkey
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on Russian oil,
Europe is hooked.
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00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,974
They're completely hooked
for now.
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And, like, completely hooked.
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The EU gets 40% of its gas
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and a quarter of its oil
from Russia,
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which is why
they couldn't join this boycott
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even if they wanted to.
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00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,821
Yeah, without Russia's energy,
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Europe wouldn't have
enough heat for their homes
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or fuel for their cars
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00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,562
or oil for their weird Christmas
blackface celebrations.
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00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,397
Which means that Russia
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has a lot of leverage
in that relationship,
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00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:15,035
and it turns out
that they know it.
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NEWSWOMAN: As the weight
of crippling sanctions
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falls on Russia, Vladimir Putin
is now threatening
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to cut off Europe's gas supply.
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00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,177
NEWSMAN: In an address
on state television on Monday,
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Russia's Deputy Prime Minister
Alexander Novak
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warned
that Russia has every right
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00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,918
to shut off its gas deliveries
to Europe.
447
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,087
He added, "So far, we are not
taking such a decision,
448
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,523
"but European politicians
with their statements
449
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,860
and accusations against Russia
push us towards that."
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00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,129
Yeah, you see,
you can't go too hard
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00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,931
after the country
that makes it possible
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for you to survive winter.
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That's why Europe
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always has to pepper
its denunciations of Russia
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with, like,
the occasional compliment.
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00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,809
"This war in Ukraine
is as inexcusable
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00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:59,513
as Tchaikovsky's music
is unforgettable, huh?"
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00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,114
Now, of course,
this is a two-way street.
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00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:03,250
Sure, Europe needs Russian oil.
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00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,719
Russia needs Europe's money.
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00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,155
I mean, what else
do they have to offer?
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00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,024
It's not like they're gonna fund
a war by selling cabbage soup.
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00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,526
So, both sides
of this relationship
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are in a game of chicken,
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and nobody knows
who's gonna give.
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The one thing we do know
is this.
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It would definitely be better
for Europe and America
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00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,405
to not be in this situation
in the first place.
469
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,808
Because Putin
has shined a spotlight
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on the trade-offs
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00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:31,678
that dependency
on fossil fuels creates.
472
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,647
If countries want to move
to renewable energy
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00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:37,050
or safe nuclear power,
they can no longer afford
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to make that, like,
item number ten on the agenda.
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Yeah. Because not only
will the planet suffer
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00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,558
but you'll find yourself
477
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:48,195
constantly having to make deals
with the devil.
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All right, when we come back,
we'll take a look
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at the women who are helping
to fight the Russian invasion.
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You don't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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When Russia invaded Ukraine,
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most of the world thought
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00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,176
that they were
just gonna roll their tanks in
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and have the whole country
in a few days.
486
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,680
But, as it turns out,
487
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,683
the Ukrainian resistance
has been so effective
488
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,218
that, after two weeks, the
Russians have barely captured
489
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,055
any of the cities
that they've been attacking.
490
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,823
And considering
that the Russian army
491
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,159
is eight times
the size of Ukraine's,
492
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,795
this has been humiliating
for Russia.
493
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,964
Right? It's like Godzilla
494
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,666
getting his ass whupped
by the Geico gecko.
495
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,468
And a major part
of Ukraine's resistance
496
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,604
has been thanks
to Ukrainian women.
497
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,606
And I'm not just talking
about the Ukrainian women
498
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,441
who protected
their children while on the run
499
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,610
or helped lead others
into bomb shelters
500
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,878
or even gave birth
in subway stations
501
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,447
while Russian missiles
rained down on them.
502
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,116
No, I'm talking
about all the Ukrainian women
503
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,152
who have actively joined
the fight itself.
504
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,121
As the fighting
in Ukraine continues,
505
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,991
thousands of women of all ages,
506
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,393
some even without
military training,
507
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,596
are taking up weapons
and heading to the front lines
508
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,131
to defend their country.
509
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,567
NEWSWOMAN: Hundreds of thousands
of Ukrainian women
510
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,603
have stayed behind
to fight on the front lines.
511
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,205
NEWSWOMAN 2:
They are Ukraine's mothers,
512
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,340
daughters, teachers,
politicians,
513
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,909
now on the front lines,
514
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,177
defending their country
under siege.
515
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,146
Men are required by martial law
516
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,382
to stay back and fight
the Russian invasion,
517
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,585
but many women are foregoing
the chance to leave.
518
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,721
I was helping my husband
to pack for a war.
519
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,391
You know, T-shirts,
underwear, weapons.
520
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,493
Um, and then I thought,
521
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,028
"Okay, he's going to war.
522
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,329
I'm going, too."
523
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,730
I want to fight, also,
524
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,400
because this is my country,
this is my home.
525
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,477
Goddamn, the women of Ukraine
are not (bleep) around.
526
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,080
And how about the woman who went
to war to be with her husband?
527
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,382
I mean, people,
the phrase "relationship goals"
528
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,184
gets thrown around a lot
nowadays,
529
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,819
but that's next level.
530
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,321
Yeah, that's not even
in wedding vows.
531
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,822
You realize, the priest is like,
532
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,658
"You've got to stay together
in sickness and in health,
533
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,994
but if Russia invades,
you do you."
534
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,529
Now, obviously,
not every Ukrainian woman's
535
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,431
on the front lines, right,
but even the women
536
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,166
who aren't fighting
aren't just waiting at home,
537
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,667
hoping for the best.
538
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,137
No, they're joining
the resistance in other ways.
539
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,572
NEWSWOMAN:
From making protective gear,
540
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,507
like camouflage nets
and bulletproof vests,
541
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,710
to building homemade weapons,
542
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:22,214
Ukrainian women are mobilizing,
no matter how old or how young.
543
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,583
NEWSMAN:
In a volunteer center in Lviv,
544
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,687
moms gather supplies for
those fighting further east.
545
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,690
(translated): We understand
we need to hold strong,
546
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,159
like a fist, like this.
547
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,395
NEWSWOMAN 2: Since military-age
men can't leave Ukraine,
548
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,897
women are acting as couriers.
549
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,634
29-year-old Christinia came
to this border crossing
550
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:45,638
with a mission-- to pick up and
deliver this car to the front.
551
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,373
NEWSWOMAN 3: Women of all ages
are now helping
552
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,176
to defend the besieged nation,
making Molotov cocktails.
553
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,013
How did you learn
how to make Molotov cocktails?
554
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,481
(speaking foreign language)
555
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:58,384
CLARISSA WARD:
"Google helped," she tells me.
556
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,420
Okay, that's amazing.
That grandmother learned
557
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,156
how to make Molotov
cocktails from Google?
558
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,525
I didn't even know
you could do that.
559
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,360
I mean, she is gonna
pay the price, now, though.
560
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,797
Yeah, because every website she
goes to is gonna give her ads
561
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,565
for Molotov cocktails, now.
562
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,134
Yeah, and then
she's gonna be like,
563
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,202
"I don't need to see these ads!
I already made the Molotovs!
564
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,371
"Oh, it's so annoying!
I wish there was a way to tell
565
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,740
"the ads to stop popping up.
You won! Leave me alone!
566
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,143
I bought the
thing you told me to buy!"
567
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,644
And, by the way, If
a grandmother is
568
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:29,181
making Molotov cocktails, it's
probably going to be the best
569
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,649
tasting cocktails around.
570
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,151
Yeah, because I
don't know about yours,
571
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:35,321
but my grandmother
can make anything taste good.
572
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,323
Yeah, Russian soldiers are
going to be on fire, like,
573
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,659
"(screaming) Ah...!
Ah..! So tasty! Ah...!"
574
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:43,662
But it's not just Ukrainian
women fighting against Putin.
575
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,532
No, it turns out there
are also Russian women
576
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,267
fighting against him, too.
577
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,869
-(chanting in Russian)
NEWSWOMAN: The chant "No To War"
578
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,272
is resounding throughout Russia.
579
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,607
(people shouting)
580
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:58,110
In St. Petersburg, this brave
old lady stood up to
581
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,880
a goon squad of armored police
during an antiwar protest.
582
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,117
She's said to be
a childhood survivor
583
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,687
of the Nazi siege of Leningrad
during World War II.
584
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,489
NEWSWOMAN 2: Some saying
they'd rather risk arrest
585
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,157
than live with guilt.
586
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,492
-(speaking Russian)
-NEWSWOMAN 2: "I want
587
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,561
the whole world to see
that we don't want it,"
588
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:16,829
this woman says.
589
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,797
NEWSMAN: One video
on social media showed
590
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,133
Russian security forces
in St. Petersburg
591
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:25,604
roughing up a woman
holding a peace sign and a baby.
592
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,908
NEWSMAN 2: This woman even
burning her Russian passport
593
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,710
in an antiwar protest
in Germany.
594
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,846
(indistinct chatter)
595
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,150
(cheering)
596
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,886
Yeah, it turns out
Russian women all over the globe
597
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,622
are also standing up
against this unjust war.
598
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,225
I mean, that
granny survived Nazis
599
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,960
and now she's fighting for this.
600
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,563
That mother was arrested with
her baby attached to her chest.
601
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,666
And I'm sorry--
people, armored police
602
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,501
should not be
roughing up a baby.
603
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,570
Only an armored police baby
is allowed do that.
604
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,104
It's called a fair fight.
605
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,807
Now, look, I don't know
if Ukraine's or Russian's women
606
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,475
will be able to stop Putin,
607
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,778
but on this
International Women's Day,
608
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:09,648
I think it's worth highlighting
how women across two countries
609
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:13,385
are coming together
to fight a crazy man's war.
610
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,121
All right, don't go away,
'cause when we come back,
611
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,991
international spiritual leader
Sadhguru
612
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,660
will be joining me on the show.
So don't go away.
613
00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:25,998
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
614
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,100
is yogi, mystic, visionary,
615
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,235
and best-selling author
Sadhguru.
616
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,104
He's here to talk
about why he's beginning
617
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,641
a global awareness campaign
to save soil.
618
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,876
-♪ ♪
-SADHGURU: We have engineered
619
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:41,079
the outside world
in so many ways,
620
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:44,049
but we have done nothing
about this one.
621
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,985
If you want to know well-being,
622
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,421
in is the only way out.
623
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,957
-Sadhguru, welcome
to The Daily Show. -Wonderful.
624
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,759
-(chuckles) -You see,
now, this is weird for me,
625
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,428
because we tried to start
this interview
626
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:57,629
and then we had
a technical issue
627
00:24:57,729 --> 00:24:59,598
and now we're starting
the interview again
628
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,668
and now I'm like, "Am I being
as authentic as I could be
629
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:06,438
with you as a guru or is this,
in and of itself, inauthentic?"
630
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,640
-To-- You know?
-Just be yourself.
631
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,142
There's nothing called
authentic.
632
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,577
Nobody knows what's that,
authentic.
633
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,847
Because, uh, human beings
are a consequence of...
634
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:18,684
a thousand things
they have picked up all over.
635
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,152
Man, that's deep.
636
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,420
Impressions, right?
637
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,754
We're gonna have a good time.
I can tell.
638
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,289
-(chuckles) -We're gonna have
a really good time.
639
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,559
By the way, I-I woke up today
640
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:30,629
a lot unhappier
than I woke up yesterday,
641
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,197
because I-I had to do
all the research
642
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,632
-for our interview.
-(laughs)
643
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,034
And I-I knew
that there's war in Russia.
644
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,903
I knew that there is, um...
645
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,072
you know, that we-we're facing
a climate crisis.
646
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,473
And then now, thanks to you,
647
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:44,676
I know that we also are facing
a soil crisis,
648
00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:46,611
where some people
are estimating that,
649
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,946
if we do nothing,
650
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,983
in 50 years' time, we may not
be able to grow anything
651
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,284
because we may have run out
of soil.
652
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,819
Which, forgive my ignorance,
653
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,320
I did not know
that soil is even something
654
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,855
that we could run out of.
655
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,124
Um, the thing is, uh,
656
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,226
this has happened
in the last 50 to 100 years
657
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:03,228
of industrialized farming,
658
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,864
that the organic content
in the soil is going away
659
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,300
because there's
no replenishment.
660
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,035
To replenish the soil,
661
00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:11,937
we either need, uh, you know,
662
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:15,240
leaves and vegetative matter
or animal waste.
663
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,309
Both of them have disappeared
from the farms.
664
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,244
We thought we could do
everything with the machines.
665
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,646
-Mm-hmm.
-Machines can plow.
666
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,347
Machines can do the work
667
00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,616
that animals
and human beings were doing.
668
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:28,186
But organic content
cannot come from the machine.
669
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,289
It has to come from vegetative
or animal waste,
670
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,258
and that is not there.
671
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:35,293
Because of that,
one must understand,
672
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,063
if you add organic content
to sand, it becomes soil.
673
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:42,100
If you take away organic content
from soil, it becomes sand.
674
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,568
So right now, desertification
675
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,637
is one
of the most serious problems.
676
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:48,840
As you said,
50 years or 60 years' time,
677
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,410
after that, there's not
enough soil to grow crops.
678
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,346
But the more important thing is,
679
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:58,517
by 2035 to 2040,
they're expecting
680
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,385
that we will grow 40% less food
681
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:02,087
than what we are growing
right now,
682
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,890
and our populations
will be over nine billion.
683
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,458
That's not a world
you want to live in.
684
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,827
That's not a world where
you want to leave your children,
685
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,829
so we need to act now.
686
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,231
Why it's very important
to act now
687
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,234
and institute or enshrine this
in our policy is,
688
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,938
-on an average,
according to U.N.FAO... -Mm-hmm.
689
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,774
On an average, 27,000 species
690
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:25,444
of microbes are going extinct
per year.
691
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:28,280
And is that because
of how we farm,
692
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,816
or is that a natural consequence
of existence?
693
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:34,086
Because there is no organic
content for the microbes. See?
694
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,321
-I see.
-As you know, today,
695
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,457
that you cannot even digest
the food that you eat
696
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,492
-if there are no gut microbion.
-Yes.
697
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,228
Similarly in the soil,
it's the same reflection
698
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,030
in a much more complex way.
699
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,332
Without the microbial activity
in the soil,
700
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,001
the plants are not able
701
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,303
to get the necessary
nourishment from the soil.
702
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,772
So we are throwing chemicals
and boosting them up,
703
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:55,707
but without
needed nourishment.
704
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,876
On an average,
the drop in nourishment
705
00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:00,212
in the United States
from the early 20th century
706
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:05,217
to now is approximately 90%.
Only ten percent is left.
707
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,719
If you ate one orange in 1920,
708
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,255
you need to eat eight oranges
today to get the same stuff.
709
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,624
So that's simply impractical.
710
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,860
So we're moving to a place where
711
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,230
-food production is
sliding down gradually. -Mm-hmm.
712
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,065
So this sliding down
will affect...
713
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,868
FAO predicts that by 2035,
714
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:26,438
there could be dozens
of civil wars across the world.
715
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,274
And that is not necessarily
in African countries,
716
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,344
or South America.
It could be anywhere.
717
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:36,081
The World Food Program
talks about famines
718
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,618
around Chicago, Illinois
area by 2035.
719
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,853
This is terrifying.
720
00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:45,957
You know, it's-- (sighs) I was
talking to a friend about how,
721
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:50,495
before the pandemic, I think
there was a certain hubris that
722
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:53,365
humans had about everything.
We just believed it would
723
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,034
always go on. You hear these
doomsday prophecies,
724
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,370
or you hear these-- even
warnings about the world ending
725
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,739
at some point, or humans not
being able to inhabit the planet
726
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:05,043
but until the pandemic, I feel
like we didn't have a-- Um...
727
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,479
-A tangible example of the world
stopping. -Mm-hmm.
728
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,014
You know, people would even say,
"How do you stop the world?"
729
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,216
How could you just stop travel?
How could you stop countries?
730
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:12,985
-How-- And now we've seen it.
-Yes.
731
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,386
And now you're telling us...
732
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,588
-No, this is not a doomsday
prediction. -Okay.
733
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:21,126
This is a wakeup call, because
we are at a cusp of time that if
734
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:24,730
we do the right things right
now, in another 15 to 20 years,
735
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,632
we can make a
significant turnaround.
736
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,166
So what are the right
things to do?
737
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,335
We have been pushing this
for the last two years.
738
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,373
We have these programs going for
over 25 years in southern India
739
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:38,710
where we have brought in ten
percent of the farmers' lands
740
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:42,047
under, uh, tree cultivation
and animals.
741
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,182
Before that, this ten
percent produces
742
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,586
-enough organic content for
the remaining 90%. -Oh, okay.
743
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:51,189
So, once the organic content
is about three to six percent--
744
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,258
minimum is three
to six percent--
745
00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:55,527
if you raise the organic
content to eight
746
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,864
to ten percent in the soil,
your elevation requirements
747
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,433
will come down to 30%
of what it is,
748
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,235
because
the water-holding capacity
749
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,604
of organically rich soil
is such.
750
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:09,074
If you raise it to 12 to 15%,
your irrigation requirement
751
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:12,711
would come down to ten to 15%.
That is,
752
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,947
in, so, 100 liters of water
you'd use 15 liters of water
753
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,917
for the same crop.
That's what needs to happen.
754
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,986
And this is the same
story everywhere.
755
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,522
When it comes to ecology,
when it comes to soil,
756
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:26,158
-Yeah.
-our national barriers--
757
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:29,695
racial discriminations,
our religions, our gods,
758
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:31,396
our creeds, our gendered stuff,
759
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,266
our, uh, you know,
political ideologies--
760
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,868
nothing matters.
This is a unifying factor.
761
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:40,505
If we as a generation of people
act now to change
762
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,574
the necessary policy changes,
which is not some
763
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,710
rocket science,
this is something.
764
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:47,245
-Always farmers
in the past knew. -Yeah.
765
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,348
But we forgot
in the last 50 years.
766
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:52,718
Are you-are you getting
any signs that governments
767
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:55,921
are... are enthusiastic to try
and do something about this?
768
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:59,257
See, in the last two years,
I have been talking to various,
769
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:03,462
uh, country heads, various
politicians, political parties,
770
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:07,432
we have written to 730 political
parties on the planet
771
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,335
to make sure that they include
soil and ecology
772
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:12,004
as a part of their
election manifestos,
773
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,939
as their political philosophy.
774
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,041
Whatever they believe in--
right, left, center,
775
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,543
whatever they are--
soil is one thing
776
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,278
which is a common factor
for all of us.
777
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:23,348
We're always looking at what
divides us. It's time.
778
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:25,584
If you don't understand
the consciousness
779
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,552
of this cosmos
and stuff like that,
780
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,988
at least you understand
you come from the soil,
781
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,289
you live off the soil,
782
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,025
when you die,
you go back to the soil.
783
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,526
That much, you get it.
784
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,228
What I see is
in the last two years
785
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:37,596
that I've been talking
to people,
786
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,865
everybody knows
there is a serious problem.
787
00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:42,334
-Yeah. -Everybody knows
what is the solution, also.
788
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,370
But I think it looks
like they were all waiting
789
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,440
-for an idiot to build a cat.
So here I am. -(laughing)
790
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,208
I'm 65,
791
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,411
and I'm riding
30,000 kilometers.
792
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,714
Must be an idiot, isn't it?
(laughs)
793
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,649
Sadhguru,
I could talk to you forever,
794
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,786
and I guess that's why people,
you know, come to your events
795
00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:02,454
and your, you know, uh...
796
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,189
It's the gatherings.
They read your books.
797
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,590
They-they want to see
what you're gonna do.
798
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,627
Um, on a journey of soil,
799
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,930
it-it feels
like it is yet another thing
800
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,766
that we add to our list
that governments need to do,
801
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,368
that people need to do, that...
802
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:17,803
You know,
if we don't do this, it's over.
803
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,471
-If we don't do that, it's over.
-So, this is not
804
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,206
-one more thing, Trevor.
-No, no, no.
805
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,008
-I'm-I'm saying it feels like.
-I... See, I'm...
806
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:25,310
I have enough on my hands.
I don't have to take this up.
807
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,380
I've taken this up because,
as a generation of people,
808
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,650
if we don't do this now,
we will regret this, seriously.
809
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,919
If you don't enshrine it
in the policy now,
810
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:36,021
it will get too late
if you leave it
811
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,656
for another 20, 30 years' time.
812
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,792
This needs to happen now,
so we want everybody
813
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:43,528
to talk about soil for 100 days
in their own terms.
814
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,664
If they don't know anything,
we'll provide
815
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:48,066
-a massive amount of information
on our website. -Mm-hmm.
816
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,168
They can pick it up
and use it on their own
817
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,871
or they can research themselves.
Whichever way they want.
818
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,040
If they don't know
anything else to say,
819
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,309
just say, "Save soil."
Let's make it happen every day.
820
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,745
(laughs)
If you... If you send a message
821
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,613
to somebody,
close it with "save soil."
822
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,415
If you call somebody,
say "save soil."
823
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,851
Save soil. It was great
chatting to you, Sadhguru.
824
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:07,219
-(laughs)
-Save soil, my friend.
825
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,654
-Thank you very much
for being here. -Thank you.
826
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,589
-It's really been wonderful
having you. -Yeah.
827
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,759
For more information on
Sadhguru's Save Soil movement,
828
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,861
all you got to do
is visit the website below.
829
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,095
We're gonna take a quick break,
830
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,231
but we'll be right back
after this.
831
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,234
Well, that's our show
for tonight,
832
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,603
But before we go, today
is International Women's Day,
833
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:29,573
so please consider supporting
Women Giving Back.
834
00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:32,410
Their mission is to support
women and children in crisis
835
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,278
by providing quality clothing
836
00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:37,114
and diaper assistance
at no cost.
837
00:33:37,214 --> 00:33:40,751
Every year, they provide
over 10,000 women and children
838
00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:42,086
with these necessities.
839
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,188
So, if you can support them
in their work,
840
00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:46,290
then please donate
at the link below.
841
00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:48,459
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
842
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:50,528
Get your vaccine, and remember,
843
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,930
pumping gas at the gas station
might be expensive,
844
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:55,766
but siphoning the gas
out of your neighbor's tank,
845
00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:57,134
that's free.
846
00:33:57,234 --> 00:34:00,037
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
847
00:34:00,137 --> 00:34:02,673
NEWSWOMAN: Eight-year-old
Angelina is trying to stay warm
848
00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:06,143
as her mother figures out
where they'll go next.
849
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,480
(man translating in Ukrainian)
850
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,818
-(speaks Ukrainian)
-MAN: "Yes, I am."
851
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,589
(man translating)
852
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,591
(speaking Ukrainian)
853
00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:22,560
MAN:
"I want them not to be afraid
854
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,228
"and not to worry.
855
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,765
"I want them
to listen to their parents
856
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:31,736
because their parents tell them
more than anyone else."