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So, in Central Park today,
there was a giant gold cube,
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like, made of solid gold
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that was worth $11 million.
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They took $11 million worth
of gold and made a cube with it
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and then they just put it
in the middle of Central Park.
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Apparently, it's
to promote something crypto.
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I don't even understand crypto
now at this point.
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I don't-- Ev-Every time
there's some shit
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that doesn't make sense
in the world,
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people just say it's crypto.
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You know what I mean?
Crypto has become, like,
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the new, like, UFO.
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"What happened?
Last night I heard some shit.
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There was something happening
outside my house."
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"Probably that crypto, Bob."
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I don't--
I don't know what this--
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They say there's a gold cube,
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and then someone said it's
because of crypto. I was like,
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"Okay, I don't understand
the blockchain. For real now."
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the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight,
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the masked Rudy.
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The NFL is racist.
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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♪ ♪
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We kick things off with the big
entertainment news of the day.
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One of the hottest game shows
on television right now
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is The Masked Singer,
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which is like American Idol
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if all the contestants
were minor celebrities
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disguised as genetically mutated
Teletubbies.
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And the best part of the show
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is always when the singers'
identities are revealed.
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They take off the mask.
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Because you never know
who it's gonna be.
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Wow! The skunk was Faith Evans?
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(gasps)
The hamster was Rob Schneider?
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And Rob Schneider
was Kevin Hart?
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It's so cool!
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But every now and then,
every now and then,
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the reveal
is truly, truly shocking.
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And at yesterday's taping,
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it brought the whole show
crashing down.
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Two judges on the Fox show
The Masked Singer
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reportedly walked off in protest
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during the taping
of a recent episode
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after it was revealed that...
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Rudy Giuliani was a contestant.
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According to Deadline,
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judges Ken Jeong and
Robin Thicke walked off the set
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as soon as Giuliani
was unmasked.
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What the (bleep)?
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Once again,
Rudy Giuliani ruins the day
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by showing people his face.
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America is truly,
truly, truly, truly
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the greatest country on Earth.
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Because this is the only place
in the world
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where entertainment
trumps everything.
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'Cause, I mean, a year ago,
just a year ago,
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this guy tried to overthrow
America's democracy,
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and now he's a contestant
on a reality show?
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Is there anyone
they won't have on?
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Like, one of these days,
a masked singer
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is gonna take off their head
and it's gonna be literally
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the coronavirus.
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"Aha! I knew it!
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"I said it had to be COVID,
and it was!
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(coughing)
It was!"
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And don't get me wrong.
I get why Giuliani did it.
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I mean, reality shows are the
best way to rehab your image.
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You know? Because
you can count on the fact
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that you'll always be surrounded
by even worse people.
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I mean, if Kim Jong-un
filmed a dinner scene
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with the Real Housewives,
he wouldn't seem that bad.
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I mean, sure,
he fed one of them to some dogs,
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but did you see
what Jen Shah said? (gasps)
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But the question is,
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why did the producers want
Rudy Giuliani on the show?
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I mean,
he's beyond controversial.
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And even more than that,
even more than that,
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for the show itself,
like, his performances,
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like, they really suck.
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The company counting our vote
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is owned by two Venezuelans
who were allies of Chavez,
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with a company whose chairman
is a close associate
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and business partner
of George Soros.
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What do we have to do?
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Let's have trial by combat!
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(cheering)
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No one's (bleep)ing to that.
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(chuckling)
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All right, let's move on
to a new story about Tesla,
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the first car designed
by a 24-pack of Red Bull.
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Teslas are famous right now
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for their fully automatic
self-driving mode.
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But it turns out
that their self-stopping mode...
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(hisses)
well, that needs a little work.
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NEWSWOMAN: 54,000 Tesla cars
are being recalled
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because of an autonomous
driving feature
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that disobeys stop signs.
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Tesla introduced
the rolling stop feature
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in a software update
in October of 2020.
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The program would allow cars
in self-driving mode,
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when no one is around,
to drive past the stop sign
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without coming
to a complete stop.
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Tesla says
it will fix the issues
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through
a wireless software update.
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Tesla claims no cars
in its self-driving program
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have been involved
in any accidents.
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No! No, don't fix this!
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Don't fix it.
You're breaking it.
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Come on, people, a self-driving
car that follows all the rules--
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that's gonna be dangerous.
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'Cause that's the last thing
that human drivers expect.
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Who stops at a stop sign?
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"You almost killed me
and my family!"
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Like, we need to program cars
to drive just like humans.
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That what we need, okay?
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They need to speed up
at a yellow light
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or they need to drive faster
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when a pedestrian
is crossing the street.
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Yeah, I mean,
you say it's dangerous,
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but we both love that game.
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So, look,
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I don't mind that Teslas
were rolling through stop signs,
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because I actually like the idea
of artificial intelligence
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not being so uptight
and perfect, you know?
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I don't know.
Like, I want lazy A.I.
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Yeah. Just want chilled A.I.
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'Cause then there's less chance
of a robot uprising, you know?
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'Cause the robots will be like,
"Must destroy human beings.
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"But first,
must scroll through TikTok.
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"♪ You want to bamba? ♪
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♪ You want to chill
with the big boys? ♪"
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But it turns out
there are some people
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that self-driving cars probably
should not drive like.
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And many of these people
are in Florida.
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For instance,
take a look at this story.
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It reportedly started
when the driver
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that you're about to see
cut off another driver
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in traffic, right?
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And then, he got mad
and slammed his brakes
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when the first car started
riding his bumper.
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And then,
when the other car pulled out
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and tried to pass him,
this happened.
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In Florida, take a look
at this new dashcam video
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showing the moment
a driver shot at another driver
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during a road rage incident.
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♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo ♪
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♪ You can suck my dick,
you can suck my ♪
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(mumbling song)
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Oh, my God.
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(car horn blaring)
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Oh (bleep) off.
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♪ ♪
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USHERY:
And Popper's attorney says
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his client was just
defending himself.
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He's now facing two charges,
including aggravated assault
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with a firearm.
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(laughter)
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Like, what...
what's the deal with this guy?
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First of all,
first of all, guys,
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the whole point of road rage
is to not hurt each other.
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Right? We just act crazy
because we're safe in our cars.
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It's like Twitter,
but on the freeway.
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And secondly,
the way he pulled out the gun.
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I don't know about you,
but I thought
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he was gonna be, like,
a stone-cold assassin.
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You saw, like,
the way he pulled it out.
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And he just, you know?
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But then, when he actually
started shooting,
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he looked like a...
like a five-year-old
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holding fireworks
for the first time.
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Pah-pah-pah, pah, pah-pah-pah,
pah, pah.
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(crying)
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And guys,
I think we can all agree,
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someone like this should not
be allowed to have a gun.
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You can't just be spraying
bullets randomly on the freeway.
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First of all,
you could kill someone, right?
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But secondly, this is Florida.
Everyone else has a gun.
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You start shooting, next thing,
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someone in another car goes
like, "Oh, they're shooting."
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-Then they start shooting.
-(gunfire)
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Then there's people
in the houses. They're like,
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"They're shooting on the
freeway." They start shooting.
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And then grandmothers in
the old age homes, they're like,
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"Somebody's shooting."
And then, finally,
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the alligators come out
of the swamp. They're like,
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"All right, I guess
we're doing this."
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And it's not just this one dude.
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This is a big problem in
America. It's a huge problem.
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So many disputes
in this country go straight
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from talking shit to shooting.
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And you know why I think
this happens? It's because
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the Second Amendment
comes right after the First.
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First Amendment--
right to talk shit.
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Second Amendment-- you see
what happens when you talk shit.
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They should have made
a First Amendment-- talk shit,
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Second Amendment--
you know, the right
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to, like,
talk about what shit was said.
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Third Amendment-- right to grab
a drink with each other and be
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like, "Yeah, man, maybe we
shouldn't have said that shit."
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Fourth, Fifth, Sixth Amend...
maybe Fifteenth Amendment-- I...
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the right to bear arms.
"You want to shoot each other?"
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"Nah, I'm cool now, man.
I'm cool.
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Had some time to breathe."
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Seventh Amendment--
the right to breathe.
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But you see, this is why we need
Tesla's autopilot mode. Yeah.
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Because then,
you can keep driving,
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and the car will shoot for you.
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(laughter)
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All right, let's move on
to our top story.
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It's about the NFL.
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When you think of the NFL,
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you're supposed to think of
athletes doing exciting things,
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like making amazing catches,
or throwing incredible passes,
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and running up the middle
into a big pile of people
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for some crazy reason.
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What are you doing?!
Go around them, you idiot!
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That's what I would have done!
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But in recent years, the actual
football part of the NFL
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has often been overshadowed
by off-the-field scandals.
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From the Redskins controversy,
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to the blackballing
of Colin Kaepernick,
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to the league telling players
that dark spots on their MRIs
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was just
their brains getting a sun tan.
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And this week brought
a whole new scandal for the NFL,
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when former Miami Dolphins
coach Brian Flores
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filed a lawsuit
accusing the league
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of racial discrimination
against Black coaches.
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Flores claims that teams
are interviewing Black coaches
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with no intention
of actually hiring them.
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He says he had an interview
with the Broncos
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where the executives showed up
an hour late,
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and clearly hungover.
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And he had an interview
with the Giants
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that he knew was bullshit
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because the team had
already decided
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to hire a different,
white coach.
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And the way he found out
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that they'd already hired
somebody is pretty wild.
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NEWSMAN:
Flores says he found out
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from Patriots coach
Bill Belichick
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that the Giants had hired
a head coach
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three days
before he was scheduled
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to have an interview
with the team.
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NEWSWOMAN: The complaint states,
on January 24,
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Belichick wrote, "Sounds like
you have landed. Congrats!"
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Flores responded saying,
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"Did you hear something
I didn't hear?"
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Belichick texted back, "Giants?"
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Flores later texted Belichick
to ask
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if he's texting the right coach
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before Belichick fesses up
that he has the wrong man.
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(groans)
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This is so embarrassing.
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Why do old people
sign their texts?
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Like, do they do that
for everything?
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"I'm so horny right now.
Yours truly, Henry."
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"I want you to go to town
on my ass.
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Affectionately yours, Linda."
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"Squirt emoji, squirt emoji.
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Best wishes, Henry."
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No, but for real, though, this
was a screw-up by Belichick.
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And he's a coach,
so he can't even blame CTE.
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Because this is how
Flores found out
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that he already
lost the job that
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he was about to interview for--
about to.
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And you may be wondering
why would an NFL team
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grant an interview
to a Black coach
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if they have no intention
of hiring them?
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Well, for a long time,
Black head coaches in the NFL
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were just not a thing.
Right? In fact,
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between 1926 and 1989
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there were zero
Black coaches-- nada. Yeah.
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During that 60-year period,
it was easier
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to find a Black person in space
than coaching in the NFL.
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Then, finally, in 2002,
Johnnie Cochran--
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yes, the O.J. guy, I guess
he was really into football--
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he threatened to sue the league
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if it didn't
get its act together.
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And so the NFL created something
called the Rooney rule,
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which said that at any time
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that there's an opening
for a new coach,
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at least one minority candidate
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has to be interviewed
for the job.
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Which is cool,
but now Brian Flores is saying
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that these interviews
he's getting-- they aren't real.
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These teams are just
going through the motions
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to satisfy the Rooney rule.
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Think of it this way:
it's almost like
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when your mom e-mails you
that her friend from church--
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her son is moving to your city
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and she wants you
to be friends with him.
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And then, yeah,
you go get a beer with him
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just to make your mom happy,
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but you know for a fact
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you're never gonna
hire him as your friend.
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And, honestly,
if you're gonna make someone
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come to a bullshit interview,
the least you can do
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is let them know ahead of time.
Let them know
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this is a bullshit interview,
'cause that way
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they can have some fun with it.
You know?
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Think how dope it would be
to get to an interview
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knowing you're not
gonna get the job.
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Then you can give
bullshit interviews.
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"So, what would you say
is your biggest weakness?"
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"Uh, I'm deathly
afraid of footballs.
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"And, uh, I also don't know
what a footballs is."
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Now, look,
we don't know for certain
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why Brian Flores
didn't get these jobs.
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But it's clear
that the Rooney rule,
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despite its good intentions,
has done nothing
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to solve the NFL's
Black coaching problem.
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The facts are clear that
Black coaches are not awarded
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the same opportunities
as their white counterparts.
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Black coaches take
longer to get hired.
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They get fired faster.
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A study found that
coaches of color averaged
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shorter tenures than
white coaches and were
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less likely to land another head
coaching job after being fired.
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There was an academic study
that came out across
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three decades,
over 1,000 coaches,
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finding that Black coaches were
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114% less likely to be promoted
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to coordinator positions.
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NEWSMAN: Despite the success
of coaches such as Tomlin
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and Tony Dungy,
who both won Super Bowls,
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when it comes to head coaches,
the league
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is nearly as white now
as it was in 1989.
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In 2003, when the Rooney rule
was instated,
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there were three
African American coaches
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in the National Football League.
We are 19 years removed
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from the institution
and implementation
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of the Rooney rule,
and there is now one head coach.
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Yeah, that's right--
out of 32 teams in the NFL,
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there's still only one Black
head coach,
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which is fewer than
the number of Black coaches
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when the Rooney rule started.
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So the Rooney rule
is basically as useless
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as the five-second rule.
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Yeah, bitch, you dropped
your food on the floor.
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If you put it in your mouth,
that's just nasty, okay?
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It's not like bacteria
is slow to figure it out.
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"Is that food?
Wait, that's food."
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And it turns out not only are
Black coaches still not getting
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enough opportunities,
but when they do get the job,
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they have a much shorter leash
than white coaches. Yeah.
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Even if they win,
there's still a good chance
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that they're gonna get fired.
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Now, is the NFL doing this
on purpose to Black coaches?
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Nobody knows.
I mean, maybe.
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Or maybe
it's an unconscious bias.
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And that's what makes racism
so hard to prove these days.
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Because, back in the day,
when someone
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was being racist to you,
you knew, all right?
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'Cause they would be up-front.
They'd just be like,
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"Oh, you? You want
the head coaching job?
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"(laughs)
You are one funny Negro.
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"I didn't even know Negroes
were smart enough to make jokes.
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Did you know that, Steve?
(laughs)"
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But that's why proving racism
for Black people in 2022
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can be so frustrating. Right?
Sometimes it feels like,
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you know, you-you're
the only person
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in a horror movie who
actually knows what's going on.
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"You got to believe me, man,
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there's a serial killer
in this camp."
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"Don't be ridiculous.
All these sexy teens
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are probably stabbing
themselves to death. Come on."
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But no matter why
it's happening, it's clear that
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Black coaches aren't getting
the same opportunities
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in the NFL
as their white counterparts,
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which is a pretty
demoralizing situation
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for Black coaches to be in.
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BRYANT GUMBEL: NFL owners
have stuck to an old game plan
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when it comes to hiring
head coaches. And that, in turn,
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has sent morale among Black
coaches plummeting to a new low.
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It's now so bad football agent
Brian Levy convened
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a Zoom meeting for many of
the Black coaches he represents
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to talk about the Rooney Rule.
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Part workshop,
part therapy session.
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You see, uh,
guys that are not as qualified
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that jump ahead of your guys
that you have trained
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and that were under you
for years
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that-that jumped, and now--
so what is the criteria?
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You know, the resume
doesn't matter anymore.
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OVERSTREET:
He's not getting interviewed
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because he's
the qualified coach.
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He's getting interviewed because
they have to hit their quota.
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You see the Black man, you
go like, "Oh, he's the Rooney.
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That's why he's interviewing.
He's the Rooney."
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Man, you see this shit?
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The situation is so bad
for Black coaches
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that they are voluntarily
having Zoom meetings.
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Do you know how truly unfair
something has to be
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for football coaches
to talk about their feelings?
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Think about it, even
when they win the Super Bowl,
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00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,955
they'll be up on the podium
that night, like:
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We played well today.
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Then give the boys
20 minutes off tomorrow
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and then it's back
to the weight room.
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This is the most exciting day
of my life.
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Well, for more on this issue,
let's go now
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to our senior
tailgating correspondent
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Roy Wood Jr.
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Roy, I believe you're out at
Miami Dolphin Stadium right now.
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00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:14,174
And this story is truly
a bombshell story.
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00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,144
It is shocking, Trevor,
shocking.
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00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,347
I can't believe that racism
still exists in the NFL.
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00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,084
I mean, they had "End Racism"
on their helmets.
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00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,053
Are you telling me
that didn't do anything?
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00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,355
You know, Roy,
I'm as shocked as you are.
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00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,058
But let me ask you, what do you
think of the Rooney Rule?
420
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Because this lawsuit seems
to prove that it hasn't worked.
421
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,431
Well, the problem
with the Rooney Rule
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00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:40,167
is that it underestimates
racial bias.
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00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,469
The Rooney Rule says:
You don't like Black people?
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Well, hang out with one
and see what happens.
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00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,473
But nothing happened.
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00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,774
So now it's even worse,
427
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,843
and you're still hiring
the white coach
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and wasting
the Black man's time.
429
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,082
-Right, Roy, so then
let me ask... -Not to mention
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00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,184
that this rule messes with
the Black man's self-esteem.
431
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,286
He's going
on all these interviews
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00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,655
and doesn't get the job--
he's obviously gonna wonder:
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00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,891
Well, is it me?
You get low self-esteem.
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00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,926
That shit starts affecting
your whole life.
435
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,594
You start having problems
with intimacy.
436
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,097
Your girl asks, "What's wrong?"
But you're too manly to admit
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00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,099
that when you get older,
things don't work as good.
438
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,934
You know what
I'm talking about, Trevor.
439
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,669
You know exactly
what I'm talking about.
440
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,038
You've been through this shit.
You start growing apart,
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00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,706
she leaves you,
next thing you know,
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00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,209
she's dating the white coach,
because he got a good job.
443
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,212
Meanwhile, you're at home,
by yourself, watching porn.
444
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,948
You're not even jerking off
while you're watching the porn.
445
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,051
You're just watching it
and eating cheese.
446
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,187
I, uh...
447
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,522
I think that went
a bit off track,
448
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,558
but I get what
you're saying, Roy.
449
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:41,061
You think the Rooney Rule
should be abolished.
450
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,296
No, I didn't say that.
451
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,298
We just got to replace
the Rooney Rule
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with the Roy Wood Jr. Rule.
453
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,302
The Roy Wood Jr. Rule?
I'm sorry, what is that?
454
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,536
Oh, dawg, it's simple.
455
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,538
If a team is gonna hire
a white guy,
456
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,707
but they have to interview
a Black guy,
457
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,609
then they should just have
to fly me out.
458
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,411
Yeah, but then doesn't that
waste your time?
459
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,246
Nah, man,
I ain't got nothin' goin' on
460
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,714
except for this stupid-ass job.
461
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,016
And I get to have
a fun weekend.
462
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,184
Get to fly first class.
463
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,153
Get to chill in the hotel
with the minibar.
464
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,722
Hanging out in fun cities.
Drunk in New Orleans.
465
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,557
Back tattoos in Miami.
466
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,459
I'm gonna have
a good-ass time, dawg.
467
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,461
Well, Roy,
um, I'm looking here,
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00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,897
and it says that one
of the first available jobs
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00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:21,101
is gonna be in Minnesota,
so, uh, you want to fly there?
470
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,037
You want to send a Black man
to Minnesota?
471
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,572
In February?
472
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,942
What part of "End Racism"
do you not understand, Trevor?
473
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,878
My skin wasn't made
for them type of temperatures.
474
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,046
Let them white coaches have
Minnesota. They can have that.
475
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,748
Okay, uh,
I thought you wanted the j...
476
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,650
All right, I guess we'll have
to figure something else out.
477
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,285
You know what,
let's take a break,
478
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,454
and when we come back,
we'll tell you the truth
479
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,890
about where your poop
actually goes.
480
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,157
Stick around.
481
00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:45,526
So, Roy, you...
482
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,427
you're just gonna give up
on Minnesota?
483
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,429
Trevor, there's a reason
that you never saw
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00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,898
any Black Vikings.
485
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,066
-You ever seen a Black Viking?
-I-I can't say that I have.
486
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,169
-Yeah, huh?
-That's a good point. Huh.
487
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,304
Name one Black Viking.
488
00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,140
-You got me.
-Yeah.
489
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,977
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
We live in a time
490
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,214
where everything has become
a conspiracy theory:
491
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,684
vaccines have microchips
in them,
492
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:15,021
the election was stolen
by the Illuminati pedophiles,
493
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:17,824
Joe Biden is still alive.
494
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,693
But those are
just the obvious ones.
495
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,728
Now there's a new show
496
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,764
where they reveal
the conspiracies
497
00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:26,333
that we never even knew about.
498
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,567
Check it out.
499
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,303
KOSTA: Conspiracies.
They're everywhere.
500
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,038
Or are they nowhere?
501
00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:35,942
Or is that exactly what
they want you to think?
502
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,811
So that's where my wallet is.
503
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,313
Well, for every "they,"
504
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:41,782
there's a me.
505
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,617
I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp.
506
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,419
Follow me
as I pull back the curtain
507
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,654
to find the truth behind...
508
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,955
the curtain.
509
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,626
This is Project Conspiracy.
510
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:53,994
♪ ♪
511
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:57,798
People always ask how I uncover
government conspiracies.
512
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,600
Simple: it's all about knowing
where to look.
513
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,304
And sometimes
you only need to look...
514
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,673
right under your feet.
515
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,707
(horn honks)
516
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:08,875
Shut up!
517
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,044
I'm uncovering
a conspiracy here!
518
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,180
He's probably in on it.
519
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,682
The mysterious disk
that I discovered
520
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,351
in the middle of a busy street
is not uncommon.
521
00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:21,521
In fact, I found them in every
city in the United States--
522
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,623
New York, Boston,
523
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,658
Tulsa,
524
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:25,992
Toronto.
525
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:27,994
Seems innocent enough,
but what if I told you
526
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,997
they're portals to a complex
network of hidden tunnels
527
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:34,167
buried deep underground?
528
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,938
Thousands of miles of tunnels
put there by who else?
529
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:39,673
The government.
This secret
530
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,676
government tunnel system
pervades everything.
531
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,544
The pipes reach
into our schools,
532
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,180
our businesses, and even...
533
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,615
our homes.
534
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,250
I didn't consent to this!
535
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,918
And until I get the truth,
536
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,920
I'm not going to become
part of this system.
537
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,155
Did you hear that?
538
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,357
You're not getting anything
from me!
539
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,359
The question is,
what is the government doing
540
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,927
with these tunnels?
541
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,563
Why are they harvesting
our bodily fluids?
542
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,466
And why aren't we allowed
to see for ourselves?
543
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,735
Well, I did some digging,
and it turns out,
544
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:14,508
this conspiracy goes all the way
back to ancient Rome.
545
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,144
The Roman elders devised
a hidden system
546
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,446
kept out of the eye
of the public called
547
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,481
"the Cloaca Maxima,"
548
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,785
which I believe translates
to "giant bird hole."
549
00:21:24,885 --> 00:21:28,488
Turns out old Caesar was a part
a conspiracy way darker
550
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,024
than sneaking anchovies
into salad dressing.
551
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,226
Who else was involved
with this thing?
552
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,629
It was time to get some answers.
553
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,332
But how could I enter
the secret tunnel system?
554
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:40,901
If I wanted
to find out the truth,
555
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,569
I'd have to go undercover.
556
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,171
Let's go!
557
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,908
Okay, testing, testing.
One, two, three, testing.
558
00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:49,810
MAN:
As long as you have respect
and perseverance,
559
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:52,079
you're gonna do great, so just
once you get down that hole...
560
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,448
Hello,
fellow construction workers!
561
00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:55,549
Can I help you, pal?
562
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,784
Oh, I've been made!
563
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,389
So, clearly, the government's
security around this system
564
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,825
was tighter than I thought.
But screw it.
565
00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,094
I'm just gonna
breach the network myself.
566
00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,696
Aah! (groaning)
567
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:13,300
Wow. Must be some kind
of DARPA magnetic technology,
568
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,368
otherwise I'd be able
to lift that.
569
00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:19,172
After trying for hours to break
the government's high-tech seal,
570
00:22:19,306 --> 00:22:22,075
it became clear
there was no way in.
571
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,677
But then I had a realization.
572
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,880
Instead of trying to get into
the beginning of the tunnels,
573
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,483
why not go to where they end?
574
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:34,321
And to find out where that is,
I had to go to the dark web.
575
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,356
Turns out there are
entire agencies
576
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,059
that no one has ever heard of,
dedicated to maintaining
577
00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,895
this secret network
of underground tunnels.
578
00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,697
(chuckles)
579
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,065
Busted.
580
00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:48,201
This government facility
hiding in plain sight
581
00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,504
is an end point
where your feces--
582
00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:52,806
which contains your DNA,
by the way--
583
00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:55,108
is collected.
Let's get some answers.
584
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,111
Hey, what are you doing with our
fluids? We have a right to know.
585
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,081
Sir, this is just a waste water
treatment plant. That's it.
586
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:03,450
So you admit that
you have our poop.
587
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,118
Uh, briefly, I guess.
588
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,653
-See? I knew it.
-Wait, come here.
589
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:10,590
Aah! You can't get me, (bleep).
(groans) Goddamn it!
590
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,859
We may never know why
the government
591
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,962
is harvesting our feces through
an elaborate network of tubes,
592
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,064
but there's one thing I do know:
593
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:21,201
they're never gonna get mine,
594
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,004
because I've sewn
my butthole shut.
595
00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,139
Checkmate, Uncle Sam.
596
00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:27,808
♪ ♪
597
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,947
Rest in peace, Kevin.
We'll never forget you.
598
00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:36,683
It was Kevin, right?
I-I forgot.
599
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,352
All right, when we come back,
the legend of injuring yourself,
600
00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,054
Johnny Knoxville,
will be joining me on the show
601
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:44,524
to talk about the brand-new
Jackass movie, so stay tuned.
602
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,794
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
603
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,263
is the creator and star
of Jackass,
604
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,498
Johnny Knoxville.
605
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,600
He's here to talk
about his death-defying stunts
606
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,870
in the new film Jackass Forever.
607
00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:00,874
-(whooping)
-Oh, my God!
608
00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:02,542
Oh!
609
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,411
-Oh!
-(cheering, applause)
610
00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,815
I felt like I got
a 200-pound colonic.
611
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,083
Oh, my God.
612
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,218
(laughter)
613
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,555
You looked like an angel!
614
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,590
(voice-over):
Unfortunately, you know,
615
00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:19,326
Icarus got a little bit cocky.
616
00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,795
Sure enough,
he flew too close to the sun.
617
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,730
Fell to his doom.
618
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,567
Johnny Knoxville,
welcome to The Daily Show.
619
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,102
Thank you for having me.
620
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,404
It is so good to see you, like,
functioning as a human being.
621
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,840
(laughs) You know,
I'm happy to be functioning
622
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,675
-after one of those films.
-I'm-- Like,
623
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,944
you're one of those people where
if somebody bet money with me
624
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,946
and said, like, "How long do you
think this guy will live for?"
625
00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,615
I would have probably lost
all my money.
626
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:43,116
-(laughs)
-You're-you're 50 now, right?
627
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:44,217
-Yeah, 50.
-Congratulations.
628
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,619
-Thank you.
-I'm loving it.
629
00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,787
I did not think I would live
to see you get, like, old.
630
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,322
Like, look at you.
Silver fox and everything.
631
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,658
-Oh, thank you. -You went
natural during the pandemic.
632
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,027
-Oh, yes. -And yet
you're still trying to die.
633
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,262
(laughs)
634
00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,364
Well, try--
still trying to entertain.
635
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,099
-Which you do successfully,
by the way. -Thank you.
636
00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:00,800
Congratulations. I think
the movie's really funny.
637
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,168
-I think the stunts are crazy.
-Thank you.
638
00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,770
Have you guys gotten tired
of the pain?
639
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,705
Do you still feel pain?
640
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,774
Yeah, I feel--
My pain threshold, I think,
641
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,943
is about the same
as anyone else's.
642
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,945
-It's my "give a damn"
threshold. -I don't think so.
643
00:25:12,045 --> 00:25:13,513
-Okay.
-Yeah.
644
00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,282
I-I don't think it's the same.
645
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,217
I've been hit by a car once.
646
00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:19,519
-Right.
-It never happened again.
647
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,521
-(laughing) -Like, if you cross
the street with me, Johnny,
648
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:24,324
like, there is no car anywhere
in sight.
649
00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,192
Because that pain--
I will never forget that shit.
650
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:28,528
And then you come along
and I go, like...
651
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,663
When that bull hits you--
652
00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:30,830
So, there's-there's the scene
653
00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:32,265
where you're getting hit
by the bull.
654
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,733
Do you even remember that,
by the way?
655
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,303
I remember the bull hitting me
and me flipping,
656
00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,972
and, after that, they had to
send me footage in the hospital
657
00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,206
to remember what happened.
658
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,641
'Cause you were snoring
afterwards.
659
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,909
That was-- The doctor said
660
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,678
that was me trying
to swallow my tongue.
661
00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:50,650
Yeah, I-I thought it was like...
I thought it was...
662
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,786
So this is what happens.
You get hit by the bull.
663
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,721
You flip, you crash down.
You start snoring.
664
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,656
Then I'm like,
"Ha! Johnny, that's funny."
665
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,625
-You're saying, "I'm knocked
out, so I'm snoring"? -Yeah.
666
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,628
-And now you tell me
that part of it. -(laughing)
667
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,296
I didn't bring that up
in the movie.
668
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,031
Yeah, because I mean, like,
look at me now.
669
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,033
Now I'm the opposite
of entertained.
670
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,068
-I'm worried about you.
-(laughing)
671
00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:09,736
What else have the doctors said?
672
00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,871
Are you... are you, like,
fully okay as a person?
673
00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,873
'Cause, like, you can't do this
for much longer, right?
674
00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:17,010
I...
That was my last bull to face
675
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:19,512
because I've had 16 concussions,
676
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:22,082
and that one was really
pretty gnarly.
677
00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:23,516
I had a brain hemorrhage,
678
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:26,252
and it took me several months
to come back from.
679
00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:28,388
I took a lot
of cognitive tests, and, boy,
680
00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,523
-my scores weren't great.
-Wow.
681
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,992
Yeah. The doctor's like,
682
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,860
"Do you have trouble
paying attention?"
683
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,262
I'm like,
"Yeah, I can't sit still lately.
684
00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:36,696
I can't edit, I can't..."
He's like,
685
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:40,867
"Because you scored 17 out
of 100 on the,
686
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,869
-on the, uh, attention span."
-You're just taking knocks.
687
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,204
-Yeah. -You're just taking knock
after knock
688
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,672
-after knock after knock.
-But I'm-I'm better now.
689
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,241
-So now it's like--
I don't know-- 20. -(knocking)
690
00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:51,311
-I'm glad you've gone up.
That's so... -(laughing)
691
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:52,812
We're glad that
Johnny Knoxville has gone up.
692
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,314
Here's another question
I had for you is like,
693
00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:56,983
who is your health insurance
provider?
694
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,019
I actually have
very good health insurance.
695
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,490
-Um... -Do they know what you
do? Like, 'cause I... Like...
696
00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:04,891
Like, whenever I think
of health insurance, I think
697
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,359
of them being like,
"Ah, but, you know,
698
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:07,594
"preexisting conditions.
699
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,763
What do you do
for a living?" type thing.
700
00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:12,265
Like, does... Like, do you have,
like, life insurance?
701
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,301
I actually got life insurance,
which is amazing. I got a...
702
00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,770
-And they know what you do?
-Yeah, they know what I do.
703
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,772
I don't harp on it with them,
but they know what I do, and...
704
00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:20,240
I like how you say it.
705
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,574
Like, you just gloss over it
in the call.
706
00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:23,576
-Yeah, yeah.
-"What do you do for a living?"
707
00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,513
"I work with animals. Uh,
you know, I work near water."
708
00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:29,616
"I work with gravity, and
Newton's third law of motion."
709
00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:34,254
Um, is there a stunt
that-that terrifies you?
710
00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,222
Is there, like, a thing where
you go like, "You know what?
711
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,524
"I want to do it,
but I don't think
712
00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:39,225
I'll ever have the balls
to do it"?
713
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,928
I don't like cold weather
or cold water.
714
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,097
That's my line in the sand.
715
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,734
-Wow.
-Yeah, I d-I don't like it.
716
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,603
Although I have-I have
done things
717
00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:51,104
in cold weather and cold water,
I don't like it.
718
00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:53,840
But that's actually your--
So, it's not pain, it's cold.
719
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,610
Yeah. And...
Well, Steve-O's is, like,
720
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,478
he'll let you put a hook
in his mouth
721
00:27:58,578 --> 00:28:01,081
-and cast him out in the sea,
-Yes.
722
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,116
to chummed-up waters for sharks,
723
00:28:03,216 --> 00:28:05,485
but they tried
to get him to, uh,
724
00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,320
bungee dive
off a bridge once--
725
00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:09,289
he's like,
"No way, dude! No way."
726
00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:12,492
It's, like, something
grandmas do.
727
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,028
Everyone has their
irrational thing about them--
728
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:17,497
all the cast members--
he wouldn't bungee dive.
729
00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,766
It's like, "Okay,
Steve-O. Uh..." (chuckles)
730
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,234
Okay, so then how do you
pick the stunts
731
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,969
and-and how do you pick
who's gonna do the stunt?
732
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,838
'Cause, I mean, like, in-in this
movie you've got, like,
733
00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:26,973
vultures and penises.
I'm gonna say that
734
00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,009
just to keep people on the hook,
you know what I mean?
735
00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,511
-Yeah. -You've got-you've got
scorpions in-involved
736
00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:35,215
in people's faces, you know?
You've got penises and bees.
737
00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:37,417
-Yes. There's a lot of penis.
-You know? Who...
738
00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:39,085
There's a lot of penis,
which is good.
739
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,088
Um... It's like Euphoria,
but with comedy, you know?
740
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,058
How do we... how do we choose
who gets to do which stunt?
741
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,060
Do the people know ahead of time
and do they say,
742
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,728
"Yes, I'll do it"
or-or is it like,
743
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,598
-"Nah, I want you to do this"?
-Um...
744
00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:53,700
Everyone has their specialties.
745
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,969
-Like, Dave Englund's
the poop guy. -Okay.
746
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,271
-Pontius is the naked guy,
although Steve-O -Uh-huh.
747
00:28:58,371 --> 00:29:01,641
will do naked things. I-I'm...
748
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:05,312
more of the
blunt force trauma guy. And...
749
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,480
and, no, they don't know,
a lot of times,
750
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,249
what's happening ahead of time.
Jeff and I know
751
00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:10,917
-who we want to do it.
-Right.
752
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,186
And if they protest
like they don't want to do it,
753
00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,889
then Jeff has a way of--
you know, he'll, like,
754
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,558
either bulldog them into it
or take them on a walk
755
00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:21,728
and be their buddy and-and
talk them into it that way.
756
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:24,497
He has a number of ways
of coming at the guys.
757
00:29:24,564 --> 00:29:26,333
-I appreciate that.
-Yes.
758
00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:28,101
Encouraging people to get hurt.
759
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,970
-Ye-- (laughs) -But, like,
of their own volition.
760
00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,105
Well, secretly, they all
want footage, right?
761
00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:34,307
If someone gets a really
good bit, no matter how painful,
762
00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,843
they're like,
"Go, I-- now I need to get one."
763
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,612
And so everyone
tries to top each other
764
00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:40,413
and it really helps
for the film.
765
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:41,815
It really does help the film.
766
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,950
Um, Johnny Knoxville has evolved
a lot over the years.
767
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,952
You know, I mean,
you started the show
768
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,687
at what, the age of 29, I think.
769
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,489
-Yeah.
-On MTV, back in the day.
770
00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:51,091
Um, you've gone on
to do everything--
771
00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:52,792
you know,
the movies, the TV show.
772
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:53,727
Everybody loves what you do.
773
00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:56,096
You've developed
a rabid fan base.
774
00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,231
But what was
an interesting evolution for me,
775
00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:00,533
maybe one of your
"craziest" stunts for people
776
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,535
was speaking out
after George Floyd.
777
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:05,739
Oh, my God, I mean, that was...
778
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,041
I mean, infuriating
for everyone, I believe.
779
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,076
Oh, but I think it was,
like, it was impressive,
780
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,145
because a lot of people
didn't expect you--
781
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,147
I mean, you're Johnny Knoxville.
They're like:
782
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,182
"The guy gets hit by things
in the head.
783
00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,151
I don't think he's
gonna say something anytime."
784
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,153
And then you came on and you
said really beautiful things
785
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,155
about the moment and what
was happening in America.
786
00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,190
And then there were some fans
of yours who were pissed off.
787
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:26,726
They were like, "No, Johnny,
we don't want you...
788
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:31,498
-saying anything."
-I was so disgusted by that...
789
00:30:31,531 --> 00:30:33,767
by-- like a lot of people--
790
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,337
and I felt like I couldn't
not say something, you know?
791
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,006
And yeah, I lost...
people on my Inst...
792
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,008
like, a hundred thousand people
unfollowed me.
793
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,877
-You're kidding.
-But I told them to.
794
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,179
I was like: If... if you
don't like what I'm saying,
795
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,448
-Right. -please don't follow me,
because I don't...
796
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,451
I don't want you in my life,
I don't need you in my life.
797
00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:54,854
-I wanted to clear those people
out, and I did. -Wow!
798
00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:57,290
And it felt much better.
799
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,959
Right? Because...
800
00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:01,928
-I mean, that shit's been going
on way too long. -I hear you.
801
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,463
-Yeah.
-And it's...
802
00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:05,465
-I don't know, it was...
it was too much. -No, no, no.
803
00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:07,133
I appreciate you, I really do.
804
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,002
-Thank you, I appreciate you.
-And I had a lot of fun.
805
00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:10,737
I think a lot of people
are gonna enjoy the movie,
806
00:31:10,837 --> 00:31:12,272
'cause you guys don't
take yourselves seriously.
807
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,840
It's just fun.
You're hurting yourselves,
808
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,875
which is a wonderful thing--
you know, it's, like,
809
00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:18,111
-consensual hurting of thyself.
-Yes.
810
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,879
And, uh, yeah, I, uh...
811
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,548
I hope we see you
in another Jackass,
812
00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:23,683
but not getting--
like, I hope we find stunts
813
00:31:23,783 --> 00:31:27,287
that you can do safely without,
like, failing cognitive tests.
814
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,688
(laughs):
Well...
815
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:30,523
well, I hoped,
if we do another one--
816
00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:32,492
and we may, we may not,
I don't know--
817
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,527
but I'll try my best
to sit behind the camera
818
00:31:34,628 --> 00:31:35,862
with Jeff Tremaine.
819
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,531
But, as he told me,
I'm lousy at doing that, so...
820
00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,267
You could switch
to the naked stunts.
821
00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,569
I'm not built for speed
like Pontius.
822
00:31:42,669 --> 00:31:45,705
-(laughing) -You know?
I mean, just to be honest.
823
00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:50,110
There's a reason
I wasn't picked for the opening.
824
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,244
(laughter)
825
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,446
Looks like an egg in a nest,
Trevor.
826
00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:55,749
Oh, man.
827
00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:57,284
Sorry, everyone.
828
00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,719
(crew laughter)
829
00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,721
Oh. Oh, boy.
830
00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,723
Johnny Knoxville, it's
always fun having you on, man.
831
00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:05,558
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.
832
00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:07,193
Thank you for the movie.
Thank you for joining me.
833
00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,762
-And I hope to see you again.
-Thank you.
834
00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,030
All right, people,
Jackass Forever
835
00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:11,598
is in theaters everywhere
on February 4.
836
00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:13,233
You definitely want
to check it out.
837
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,801
It's a lot of fun.
We're gonna take a quick break,
838
00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:17,037
but we'll be right back
after this.
839
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,372
An ostrich egg, or, like,
a, like, another bird?
840
00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,708
No, no, like, a hummingbird.
841
00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,277
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but before we go--
842
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:26,712
please consider supporting
the Loveland Foundation.
843
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,748
They're an organization
dedicated to providing
844
00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,916
therapy services
to underserved communities,
845
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,319
especially Black women
and girls.
846
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,221
So if you want to support them
in their work,
847
00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,356
then please donate
at the link below.
848
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,325
Until next time,
stay safe out there,
849
00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,527
get your vaccine, and remember,
850
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:45,231
nothing is worth pulling
your gun out on another car...
851
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:49,101
unless that car makes
a full stop at a stop sign.
852
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,571
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
853
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,407
Vaseline is making a comeback
854
00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:57,176
in the beauty
and skin care world right now.
855
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:59,745
Many people are doing
something called "slugging,"
856
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,081
which means they smother
their face in Vaseline
857
00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:03,749
before they go to bed.
858
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,818
-We're Saran Wrapping our skin
-WOMAN: Mm.
859
00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:08,521
and it doesn't breathe.
860
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,690
I can only speak as a guy, but
that would be a big breakout...
861
00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:13,959
My main concern
is that the pillow case...
862
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,828
what if it gets in your hair
863
00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:18,097
and then your hair gets
super greasy?
864
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,132
Um, you'd have to,
you'd definitely have
865
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,834
to lie on your back
the whole night.
866
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,836
Your pillow and sheets and stuff
would be gross.
867
00:33:23,936 --> 00:33:26,138
I'm a stomach sleeper,
so that would not...
868
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,740
-Oh, well, yeah...
-I would just...
869
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,375
(laughs):
it would be, like, hair...
870
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,077
I mean, it would be everywhere.