1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,871 So, in Central Park today, there was a giant gold cube, 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:06,039 like, made of solid gold 3 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:08,041 that was worth $11 million. 4 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:11,211 They took $11 million worth of gold and made a cube with it 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:13,614 and then they just put it in the middle of Central Park. 6 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,249 Apparently, it's to promote something crypto. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,917 I don't even understand crypto now at this point. 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,719 I don't-- Ev-Every time there's some shit 9 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:19,786 that doesn't make sense in the world, 10 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,421 people just say it's crypto. 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,756 You know what I mean? Crypto has become, like, 12 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,258 the new, like, UFO. 13 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,592 "What happened? Last night I heard some shit. 14 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,027 There was something happening outside my house." 15 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,295 "Probably that crypto, Bob." 16 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,296 I don't-- I don't know what this-- 17 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,731 They say there's a gold cube, 18 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,366 and then someone said it's because of crypto. I was like, 19 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,468 "Okay, I don't understand the blockchain. For real now." 20 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,970 -♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square, 21 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,973 in New York City, the only city in America, 22 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,975 it's The Daily Show. 23 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:43,243 Tonight, 24 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,779 the masked Rudy. 25 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,182 The NFL is racist. 26 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,018 And Johnny Knoxville. 27 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:55,622 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 28 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,191 Hey! What's going on, everybody? 29 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,825 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 30 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,094 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 31 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,564 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:07,501 We kick things off with the big entertainment news of the day. 33 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,103 One of the hottest game shows on television right now 34 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,839 is The Masked Singer, 35 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,674 which is like American Idol 36 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,676 if all the contestants were minor celebrities 37 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,345 disguised as genetically mutated Teletubbies. 38 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,746 And the best part of the show 39 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:22,416 is always when the singers' identities are revealed. 40 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,684 They take off the mask. 41 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,419 Because you never know who it's gonna be. 42 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,688 Wow! The skunk was Faith Evans? 43 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,790 (gasps) The hamster was Rob Schneider? 44 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,625 And Rob Schneider was Kevin Hart? 45 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,227 It's so cool! 46 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,962 But every now and then, every now and then, 47 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,831 the reveal is truly, truly shocking. 48 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,633 And at yesterday's taping, 49 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,802 it brought the whole show crashing down. 50 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:45,105 Two judges on the Fox show The Masked Singer 51 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,407 reportedly walked off in protest 52 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,409 during the taping of a recent episode 53 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,245 after it was revealed that... 54 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,181 Rudy Giuliani was a contestant. 55 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,983 According to Deadline, 56 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,887 judges Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off the set 57 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:03,056 as soon as Giuliani was unmasked. 58 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,958 What the (bleep)? 59 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,960 Once again, Rudy Giuliani ruins the day 60 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,829 by showing people his face. 61 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,865 America is truly, truly, truly, truly 62 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,734 the greatest country on Earth. 63 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,802 Because this is the only place in the world 64 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:19,840 where entertainment trumps everything. 65 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,642 'Cause, I mean, a year ago, just a year ago, 66 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,545 this guy tried to overthrow America's democracy, 67 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,148 and now he's a contestant on a reality show? 68 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,617 Is there anyone they won't have on? 69 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,686 Like, one of these days, a masked singer 70 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,122 is gonna take off their head and it's gonna be literally 71 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,123 the coronavirus. 72 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,558 "Aha! I knew it! 73 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,726 "I said it had to be COVID, and it was! 74 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,129 (coughing) It was!" 75 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,164 And don't get me wrong. I get why Giuliani did it. 76 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,167 I mean, reality shows are the best way to rehab your image. 77 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,236 You know? Because you can count on the fact 78 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,638 that you'll always be surrounded by even worse people. 79 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,007 I mean, if Kim Jong-un filmed a dinner scene 80 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,710 with the Real Housewives, he wouldn't seem that bad. 81 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,846 I mean, sure, he fed one of them to some dogs, 82 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,949 but did you see what Jen Shah said? (gasps) 83 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,550 But the question is, 84 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,820 why did the producers want Rudy Giuliani on the show? 85 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,455 I mean, he's beyond controversial. 86 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,057 And even more than that, even more than that, 87 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,060 for the show itself, like, his performances, 88 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,628 like, they really suck. 89 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,763 The company counting our vote 90 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,801 is owned by two Venezuelans who were allies of Chavez, 91 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,971 with a company whose chairman is a close associate 92 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,973 and business partner of George Soros. 93 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,441 What do we have to do? 94 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,810 Let's have trial by combat! 95 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,178 (cheering) 96 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,747 No one's (bleep)ing to that. 97 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,083 (chuckling) 98 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,486 All right, let's move on to a new story about Tesla, 99 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,656 the first car designed by a 24-pack of Red Bull. 100 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,091 Teslas are famous right now 101 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,660 for their fully automatic self-driving mode. 102 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,096 But it turns out that their self-stopping mode... 103 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,331 (hisses) well, that needs a little work. 104 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,700 NEWSWOMAN: 54,000 Tesla cars are being recalled 105 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,736 because of an autonomous driving feature 106 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,538 that disobeys stop signs. 107 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,040 Tesla introduced the rolling stop feature 108 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,643 in a software update in October of 2020. 109 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,912 The program would allow cars in self-driving mode, 110 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,481 when no one is around, to drive past the stop sign 111 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,516 without coming to a complete stop. 112 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,051 Tesla says it will fix the issues 113 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,953 through a wireless software update. 114 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,756 Tesla claims no cars in its self-driving program 115 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,091 have been involved in any accidents. 116 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:21,361 No! No, don't fix this! 117 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,764 Don't fix it. You're breaking it. 118 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:27,134 Come on, people, a self-driving car that follows all the rules-- 119 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,136 that's gonna be dangerous. 120 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,305 'Cause that's the last thing that human drivers expect. 121 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,806 Who stops at a stop sign? 122 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,275 "You almost killed me and my family!" 123 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,979 Like, we need to program cars to drive just like humans. 124 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,380 That what we need, okay? 125 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,649 They need to speed up at a yellow light 126 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,318 or they need to drive faster 127 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,220 when a pedestrian is crossing the street. 128 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,821 Yeah, I mean, you say it's dangerous, 129 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,590 but we both love that game. 130 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,891 So, look, 131 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:54,461 I don't mind that Teslas were rolling through stop signs, 132 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,130 because I actually like the idea of artificial intelligence 133 00:04:57,231 --> 00:05:00,033 not being so uptight and perfect, you know? 134 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,402 I don't know. Like, I want lazy A.I. 135 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,404 Yeah. Just want chilled A.I. 136 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:08,141 'Cause then there's less chance of a robot uprising, you know? 137 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:11,478 'Cause the robots will be like, "Must destroy human beings. 138 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,481 "But first, must scroll through TikTok. 139 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,149 "♪ You want to bamba? ♪ 140 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,118 ♪ You want to chill with the big boys? ♪" 141 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,120 But it turns out there are some people 142 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,556 that self-driving cars probably should not drive like. 143 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,559 And many of these people are in Florida. 144 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,194 For instance, take a look at this story. 145 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,196 It reportedly started when the driver 146 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,698 that you're about to see cut off another driver 147 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,400 in traffic, right? 148 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,136 And then, he got mad and slammed his brakes 149 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,972 when the first car started riding his bumper. 150 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,275 And then, when the other car pulled out 151 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,511 and tried to pass him, this happened. 152 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,147 In Florida, take a look at this new dashcam video 153 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,483 showing the moment a driver shot at another driver 154 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,485 during a road rage incident. 155 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,755 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-doo ♪ 156 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,891 ♪ You can suck my dick, you can suck my ♪ 157 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,092 (mumbling song) 158 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,762 Oh, my God. 159 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,163 (car horn blaring) 160 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,365 Oh (bleep) off. 161 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,501 ♪ ♪ 162 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,178 USHERY: And Popper's attorney says 163 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,047 his client was just defending himself. 164 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,949 He's now facing two charges, including aggravated assault 165 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,284 with a firearm. 166 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,420 (laughter) 167 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,059 Like, what... what's the deal with this guy? 168 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,827 First of all, first of all, guys, 169 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:37,064 the whole point of road rage is to not hurt each other. 170 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,133 Right? We just act crazy because we're safe in our cars. 171 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,102 It's like Twitter, but on the freeway. 172 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,471 And secondly, the way he pulled out the gun. 173 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,073 I don't know about you, but I thought 174 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,541 he was gonna be, like, a stone-cold assassin. 175 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,076 You saw, like, the way he pulled it out. 176 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,410 And he just, you know? 177 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,812 But then, when he actually started shooting, 178 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,146 he looked like a... like a five-year-old 179 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,815 holding fireworks for the first time. 180 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,351 Pah-pah-pah, pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah. 181 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:59,486 (crying) 182 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,557 And guys, I think we can all agree, 183 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,026 someone like this should not be allowed to have a gun. 184 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,596 You can't just be spraying bullets randomly on the freeway. 185 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:12,232 First of all, you could kill someone, right? 186 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:15,035 But secondly, this is Florida. Everyone else has a gun. 187 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,037 You start shooting, next thing, 188 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,739 someone in another car goes like, "Oh, they're shooting." 189 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,107 -Then they start shooting. -(gunfire) 190 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,508 Then there's people in the houses. They're like, 191 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,177 "They're shooting on the freeway." They start shooting. 192 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,811 And then grandmothers in the old age homes, they're like, 193 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,713 "Somebody's shooting." And then, finally, 194 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,081 the alligators come out of the swamp. They're like, 195 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:31,185 "All right, I guess we're doing this." 196 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,786 And it's not just this one dude. 197 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,155 This is a big problem in America. It's a huge problem. 198 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,958 So many disputes in this country go straight 199 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,394 from talking shit to shooting. 200 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,063 And you know why I think this happens? It's because 201 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,831 the Second Amendment comes right after the First. 202 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,767 First Amendment-- right to talk shit. 203 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,469 Second Amendment-- you see what happens when you talk shit. 204 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,438 They should have made a First Amendment-- talk shit, 205 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,674 Second Amendment-- you know, the right 206 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,876 to, like, talk about what shit was said. 207 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,145 Third Amendment-- right to grab a drink with each other and be 208 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,280 like, "Yeah, man, maybe we shouldn't have said that shit." 209 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,016 Fourth, Fifth, Sixth Amend... maybe Fifteenth Amendment-- I... 210 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,785 the right to bear arms. "You want to shoot each other?" 211 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,420 "Nah, I'm cool now, man. I'm cool. 212 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,754 Had some time to breathe." 213 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,457 Seventh Amendment-- the right to breathe. 214 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,694 But you see, this is why we need Tesla's autopilot mode. Yeah. 215 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,662 Because then, you can keep driving, 216 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,898 and the car will shoot for you. 217 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,067 (laughter) 218 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,639 All right, let's move on to our top story. 219 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,208 It's about the NFL. 220 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,310 When you think of the NFL, 221 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,279 you're supposed to think of athletes doing exciting things, 222 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:36,917 like making amazing catches, or throwing incredible passes, 223 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,086 and running up the middle into a big pile of people 224 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,721 for some crazy reason. 225 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,524 What are you doing?! Go around them, you idiot! 226 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,958 That's what I would have done! 227 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,895 But in recent years, the actual football part of the NFL 228 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,963 has often been overshadowed by off-the-field scandals. 229 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,565 From the Redskins controversy, 230 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,067 to the blackballing of Colin Kaepernick, 231 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,803 to the league telling players that dark spots on their MRIs 232 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,872 was just their brains getting a sun tan. 233 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,775 And this week brought a whole new scandal for the NFL, 234 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,911 when former Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores 235 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,246 filed a lawsuit accusing the league 236 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:10,684 of racial discrimination against Black coaches. 237 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,854 Flores claims that teams are interviewing Black coaches 238 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,689 with no intention of actually hiring them. 239 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,025 He says he had an interview with the Broncos 240 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,194 where the executives showed up an hour late, 241 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:21,895 and clearly hungover. 242 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,797 And he had an interview with the Giants 243 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,465 that he knew was bullshit 244 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,034 because the team had already decided 245 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,903 to hire a different, white coach. 246 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,672 And the way he found out 247 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,275 that they'd already hired somebody is pretty wild. 248 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,643 NEWSMAN: Flores says he found out 249 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,945 from Patriots coach Bill Belichick 250 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,080 that the Giants had hired a head coach 251 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,715 three days before he was scheduled 252 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,083 to have an interview with the team. 253 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,552 NEWSWOMAN: The complaint states, on January 24, 254 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:49,056 Belichick wrote, "Sounds like you have landed. Congrats!" 255 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,224 Flores responded saying, 256 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:51,892 "Did you hear something I didn't hear?" 257 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,261 Belichick texted back, "Giants?" 258 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,129 Flores later texted Belichick to ask 259 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,965 if he's texting the right coach 260 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,235 before Belichick fesses up that he has the wrong man. 261 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,278 (groans) 262 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,647 This is so embarrassing. 263 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,750 Why do old people sign their texts? 264 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,019 Like, do they do that for everything? 265 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:23,090 "I'm so horny right now. Yours truly, Henry." 266 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,359 "I want you to go to town on my ass. 267 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,095 Affectionately yours, Linda." 268 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,330 "Squirt emoji, squirt emoji. 269 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,299 Best wishes, Henry." 270 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,569 No, but for real, though, this was a screw-up by Belichick. 271 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,572 And he's a coach, so he can't even blame CTE. 272 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,774 Because this is how Flores found out 273 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,242 that he already lost the job that 274 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,945 he was about to interview for-- about to. 275 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,115 And you may be wondering why would an NFL team 276 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,217 grant an interview to a Black coach 277 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,119 if they have no intention of hiring them? 278 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,655 Well, for a long time, Black head coaches in the NFL 279 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,156 were just not a thing. Right? In fact, 280 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,259 between 1926 and 1989 281 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:03,730 there were zero Black coaches-- nada. Yeah. 282 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,599 During that 60-year period, it was easier 283 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,836 to find a Black person in space than coaching in the NFL. 284 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,705 Then, finally, in 2002, Johnnie Cochran-- 285 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,208 yes, the O.J. guy, I guess he was really into football-- 286 00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:15,709 he threatened to sue the league 287 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,311 if it didn't get its act together. 288 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,713 And so the NFL created something called the Rooney rule, 289 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,648 which said that at any time 290 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,917 that there's an opening for a new coach, 291 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,986 at least one minority candidate 292 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,688 has to be interviewed for the job. 293 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,123 Which is cool, but now Brian Flores is saying 294 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,559 that these interviews he's getting-- they aren't real. 295 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,361 These teams are just going through the motions 296 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,730 to satisfy the Rooney rule. 297 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,966 Think of it this way: it's almost like 298 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,902 when your mom e-mails you that her friend from church-- 299 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,004 her son is moving to your city 300 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,906 and she wants you to be friends with him. 301 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,908 And then, yeah, you go get a beer with him 302 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,910 just to make your mom happy, 303 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,912 but you know for a fact 304 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,715 you're never gonna hire him as your friend. 305 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,351 And, honestly, if you're gonna make someone 306 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,353 come to a bullshit interview, the least you can do 307 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,922 is let them know ahead of time. Let them know 308 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,123 this is a bullshit interview, 'cause that way 309 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,591 they can have some fun with it. You know? 310 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,226 Think how dope it would be to get to an interview 311 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,361 knowing you're not gonna get the job. 312 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,962 Then you can give bullshit interviews. 313 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,698 "So, what would you say is your biggest weakness?" 314 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,700 "Uh, I'm deathly afraid of footballs. 315 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,303 "And, uh, I also don't know what a footballs is." 316 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,971 Now, look, we don't know for certain 317 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,640 why Brian Flores didn't get these jobs. 318 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,608 But it's clear that the Rooney rule, 319 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,877 despite its good intentions, has done nothing 320 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,713 to solve the NFL's Black coaching problem. 321 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:30,350 The facts are clear that Black coaches are not awarded 322 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,986 the same opportunities as their white counterparts. 323 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,123 Black coaches take longer to get hired. 324 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,358 They get fired faster. 325 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,260 A study found that coaches of color averaged 326 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,329 shorter tenures than white coaches and were 327 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,232 less likely to land another head coaching job after being fired. 328 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,234 There was an academic study that came out across 329 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,636 three decades, over 1,000 coaches, 330 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,272 finding that Black coaches were 331 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:56,810 114% less likely to be promoted 332 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,478 to coordinator positions. 333 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:01,315 NEWSMAN: Despite the success of coaches such as Tomlin 334 00:13:01,415 --> 00:13:04,051 and Tony Dungy, who both won Super Bowls, 335 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,719 when it comes to head coaches, the league 336 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,655 is nearly as white now as it was in 1989. 337 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,059 In 2003, when the Rooney rule was instated, 338 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,794 there were three African American coaches 339 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,097 in the National Football League. We are 19 years removed 340 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,132 from the institution and implementation 341 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,469 of the Rooney rule, and there is now one head coach. 342 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,305 Yeah, that's right-- out of 32 teams in the NFL, 343 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,941 there's still only one Black head coach, 344 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,310 which is fewer than the number of Black coaches 345 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,945 when the Rooney rule started. 346 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,314 So the Rooney rule is basically as useless 347 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,949 as the five-second rule. 348 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,651 Yeah, bitch, you dropped your food on the floor. 349 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,320 If you put it in your mouth, that's just nasty, okay? 350 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,222 It's not like bacteria is slow to figure it out. 351 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,992 "Is that food? Wait, that's food." 352 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,160 And it turns out not only are Black coaches still not getting 353 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,563 enough opportunities, but when they do get the job, 354 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:53,267 they have a much shorter leash than white coaches. Yeah. 355 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,902 Even if they win, there's still a good chance 356 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,370 that they're gonna get fired. 357 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:59,806 Now, is the NFL doing this on purpose to Black coaches? 358 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,075 Nobody knows. I mean, maybe. 359 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,077 Or maybe it's an unconscious bias. 360 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,246 And that's what makes racism so hard to prove these days. 361 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,748 Because, back in the day, when someone 362 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,450 was being racist to you, you knew, all right? 363 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,186 'Cause they would be up-front. They'd just be like, 364 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,621 "Oh, you? You want the head coaching job? 365 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,291 "(laughs) You are one funny Negro. 366 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,893 "I didn't even know Negroes were smart enough to make jokes. 367 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,529 Did you know that, Steve? (laughs)" 368 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,698 But that's why proving racism for Black people in 2022 369 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,434 can be so frustrating. Right? Sometimes it feels like, 370 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,069 you know, you-you're the only person 371 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,072 in a horror movie who actually knows what's going on. 372 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,540 "You got to believe me, man, 373 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,542 there's a serial killer in this camp." 374 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,111 "Don't be ridiculous. All these sexy teens 375 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,515 are probably stabbing themselves to death. Come on." 376 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,784 But no matter why it's happening, it's clear that 377 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,619 Black coaches aren't getting the same opportunities 378 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,121 in the NFL as their white counterparts, 379 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,357 which is a pretty demoralizing situation 380 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,693 for Black coaches to be in. 381 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:55,529 BRYANT GUMBEL: NFL owners have stuck to an old game plan 382 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:59,099 when it comes to hiring head coaches. And that, in turn, 383 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,536 has sent morale among Black coaches plummeting to a new low. 384 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,572 It's now so bad football agent Brian Levy convened 385 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,876 a Zoom meeting for many of the Black coaches he represents 386 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,111 to talk about the Rooney Rule. 387 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,113 Part workshop, part therapy session. 388 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:17,618 You see, uh, guys that are not as qualified 389 00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:20,320 that jump ahead of your guys that you have trained 390 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,256 and that were under you for years 391 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,425 that-that jumped, and now-- so what is the criteria? 392 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:28,095 You know, the resume doesn't matter anymore. 393 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,162 OVERSTREET: He's not getting interviewed 394 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,797 because he's the qualified coach. 395 00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:33,100 He's getting interviewed because they have to hit their quota. 396 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,536 You see the Black man, you go like, "Oh, he's the Rooney. 397 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,205 That's why he's interviewing. He's the Rooney." 398 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,673 Man, you see this shit? 399 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,708 The situation is so bad for Black coaches 400 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,145 that they are voluntarily having Zoom meetings. 401 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,381 Do you know how truly unfair something has to be 402 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:50,117 for football coaches to talk about their feelings? 403 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,619 Think about it, even when they win the Super Bowl, 404 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,955 they'll be up on the podium that night, like: 405 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,156 We played well today. 406 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,891 Then give the boys 20 minutes off tomorrow 407 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,359 and then it's back to the weight room. 408 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,695 This is the most exciting day of my life. 409 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,031 Well, for more on this issue, let's go now 410 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,033 to our senior tailgating correspondent 411 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,701 Roy Wood Jr. 412 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,804 Roy, I believe you're out at Miami Dolphin Stadium right now. 413 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:14,174 And this story is truly a bombshell story. 414 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,144 It is shocking, Trevor, shocking. 415 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,347 I can't believe that racism still exists in the NFL. 416 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,084 I mean, they had "End Racism" on their helmets. 417 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,053 Are you telling me that didn't do anything? 418 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,355 You know, Roy, I'm as shocked as you are. 419 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,058 But let me ask you, what do you think of the Rooney Rule? 420 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,962 Because this lawsuit seems to prove that it hasn't worked. 421 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,431 Well, the problem with the Rooney Rule 422 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:40,167 is that it underestimates racial bias. 423 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,469 The Rooney Rule says: You don't like Black people? 424 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,471 Well, hang out with one and see what happens. 425 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,473 But nothing happened. 426 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,774 So now it's even worse, 427 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,843 and you're still hiring the white coach 428 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:52,379 and wasting the Black man's time. 429 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,082 -Right, Roy, so then let me ask... -Not to mention 430 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,184 that this rule messes with the Black man's self-esteem. 431 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,286 He's going on all these interviews 432 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,655 and doesn't get the job-- he's obviously gonna wonder: 433 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,891 Well, is it me? You get low self-esteem. 434 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,926 That shit starts affecting your whole life. 435 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,594 You start having problems with intimacy. 436 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,097 Your girl asks, "What's wrong?" But you're too manly to admit 437 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,099 that when you get older, things don't work as good. 438 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,934 You know what I'm talking about, Trevor. 439 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,669 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 440 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,038 You've been through this shit. You start growing apart, 441 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,706 she leaves you, next thing you know, 442 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,209 she's dating the white coach, because he got a good job. 443 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,212 Meanwhile, you're at home, by yourself, watching porn. 444 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,948 You're not even jerking off while you're watching the porn. 445 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,051 You're just watching it and eating cheese. 446 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,187 I, uh... 447 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,522 I think that went a bit off track, 448 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,558 but I get what you're saying, Roy. 449 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:41,061 You think the Rooney Rule should be abolished. 450 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,296 No, I didn't say that. 451 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,298 We just got to replace the Rooney Rule 452 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,966 with the Roy Wood Jr. Rule. 453 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,302 The Roy Wood Jr. Rule? I'm sorry, what is that? 454 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,536 Oh, dawg, it's simple. 455 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,538 If a team is gonna hire a white guy, 456 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,707 but they have to interview a Black guy, 457 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,609 then they should just have to fly me out. 458 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,411 Yeah, but then doesn't that waste your time? 459 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,246 Nah, man, I ain't got nothin' goin' on 460 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,714 except for this stupid-ass job. 461 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,016 And I get to have a fun weekend. 462 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,184 Get to fly first class. 463 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,153 Get to chill in the hotel with the minibar. 464 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,722 Hanging out in fun cities. Drunk in New Orleans. 465 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,557 Back tattoos in Miami. 466 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,459 I'm gonna have a good-ass time, dawg. 467 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,461 Well, Roy, um, I'm looking here, 468 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,897 and it says that one of the first available jobs 469 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:21,101 is gonna be in Minnesota, so, uh, you want to fly there? 470 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,037 You want to send a Black man to Minnesota? 471 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,572 In February? 472 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,942 What part of "End Racism" do you not understand, Trevor? 473 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,878 My skin wasn't made for them type of temperatures. 474 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,046 Let them white coaches have Minnesota. They can have that. 475 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,748 Okay, uh, I thought you wanted the j... 476 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,650 All right, I guess we'll have to figure something else out. 477 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,285 You know what, let's take a break, 478 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,454 and when we come back, we'll tell you the truth 479 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,890 about where your poop actually goes. 480 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,157 Stick around. 481 00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:45,526 So, Roy, you... 482 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,427 you're just gonna give up on Minnesota? 483 00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,429 Trevor, there's a reason that you never saw 484 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,898 any Black Vikings. 485 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,066 -You ever seen a Black Viking? -I-I can't say that I have. 486 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,169 -Yeah, huh? -That's a good point. Huh. 487 00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,304 Name one Black Viking. 488 00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,140 -You got me. -Yeah. 489 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,977 Welcome back to The Daily Show. We live in a time 490 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,214 where everything has become a conspiracy theory: 491 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,684 vaccines have microchips in them, 492 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:15,021 the election was stolen by the Illuminati pedophiles, 493 00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:17,824 Joe Biden is still alive. 494 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,693 But those are just the obvious ones. 495 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,728 Now there's a new show 496 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,764 where they reveal the conspiracies 497 00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:26,333 that we never even knew about. 498 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,567 Check it out. 499 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,303 KOSTA: Conspiracies. They're everywhere. 500 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,038 Or are they nowhere? 501 00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:35,942 Or is that exactly what they want you to think? 502 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,811 So that's where my wallet is. 503 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,313 Well, for every "they," 504 00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:41,782 there's a me. 505 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,617 I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp. 506 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,419 Follow me as I pull back the curtain 507 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,654 to find the truth behind... 508 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,955 the curtain. 509 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,626 This is Project Conspiracy. 510 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:53,994 ♪ ♪ 511 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:57,798 People always ask how I uncover government conspiracies. 512 00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,600 Simple: it's all about knowing where to look. 513 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,304 And sometimes you only need to look... 514 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,673 right under your feet. 515 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,707 (horn honks) 516 00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:08,875 Shut up! 517 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,044 I'm uncovering a conspiracy here! 518 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,180 He's probably in on it. 519 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,682 The mysterious disk that I discovered 520 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,351 in the middle of a busy street is not uncommon. 521 00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:21,521 In fact, I found them in every city in the United States-- 522 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,623 New York, Boston, 523 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,658 Tulsa, 524 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:25,992 Toronto. 525 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:27,994 Seems innocent enough, but what if I told you 526 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,997 they're portals to a complex network of hidden tunnels 527 00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:34,167 buried deep underground? 528 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,938 Thousands of miles of tunnels put there by who else? 529 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:39,673 The government. This secret 530 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,676 government tunnel system pervades everything. 531 00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,544 The pipes reach into our schools, 532 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,180 our businesses, and even... 533 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,615 our homes. 534 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,250 I didn't consent to this! 535 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,918 And until I get the truth, 536 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,920 I'm not going to become part of this system. 537 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,155 Did you hear that? 538 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,357 You're not getting anything from me! 539 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,359 The question is, what is the government doing 540 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,927 with these tunnels? 541 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,563 Why are they harvesting our bodily fluids? 542 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,466 And why aren't we allowed to see for ourselves? 543 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,735 Well, I did some digging, and it turns out, 544 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:14,508 this conspiracy goes all the way back to ancient Rome. 545 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,144 The Roman elders devised a hidden system 546 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,446 kept out of the eye of the public called 547 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,481 "the Cloaca Maxima," 548 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,785 which I believe translates to "giant bird hole." 549 00:21:24,885 --> 00:21:28,488 Turns out old Caesar was a part a conspiracy way darker 550 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,024 than sneaking anchovies into salad dressing. 551 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,226 Who else was involved with this thing? 552 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,629 It was time to get some answers. 553 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,332 But how could I enter the secret tunnel system? 554 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:40,901 If I wanted to find out the truth, 555 00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,569 I'd have to go undercover. 556 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,171 Let's go! 557 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,908 Okay, testing, testing. One, two, three, testing. 558 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:49,810 MAN: As long as you have respect and perseverance, 559 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:52,079 you're gonna do great, so just once you get down that hole... 560 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,448 Hello, fellow construction workers! 561 00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:55,549 Can I help you, pal? 562 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,784 Oh, I've been made! 563 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,389 So, clearly, the government's security around this system 564 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,825 was tighter than I thought. But screw it. 565 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,094 I'm just gonna breach the network myself. 566 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,696 Aah! (groaning) 567 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:13,300 Wow. Must be some kind of DARPA magnetic technology, 568 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,368 otherwise I'd be able to lift that. 569 00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:19,172 After trying for hours to break the government's high-tech seal, 570 00:22:19,306 --> 00:22:22,075 it became clear there was no way in. 571 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,677 But then I had a realization. 572 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,880 Instead of trying to get into the beginning of the tunnels, 573 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,483 why not go to where they end? 574 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:34,321 And to find out where that is, I had to go to the dark web. 575 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,356 Turns out there are entire agencies 576 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,059 that no one has ever heard of, dedicated to maintaining 577 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,895 this secret network of underground tunnels. 578 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,697 (chuckles) 579 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,065 Busted. 580 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:48,201 This government facility hiding in plain sight 581 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,504 is an end point where your feces-- 582 00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:52,806 which contains your DNA, by the way-- 583 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:55,108 is collected. Let's get some answers. 584 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,111 Hey, what are you doing with our fluids? We have a right to know. 585 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,081 Sir, this is just a waste water treatment plant. That's it. 586 00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:03,450 So you admit that you have our poop. 587 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,118 Uh, briefly, I guess. 588 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,653 -See? I knew it. -Wait, come here. 589 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:10,590 Aah! You can't get me, (bleep). (groans) Goddamn it! 590 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,859 We may never know why the government 591 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,962 is harvesting our feces through an elaborate network of tubes, 592 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,064 but there's one thing I do know: 593 00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:21,201 they're never gonna get mine, 594 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,004 because I've sewn my butthole shut. 595 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,139 Checkmate, Uncle Sam. 596 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:27,808 ♪ ♪ 597 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,947 Rest in peace, Kevin. We'll never forget you. 598 00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:36,683 It was Kevin, right? I-I forgot. 599 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,352 All right, when we come back, the legend of injuring yourself, 600 00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,054 Johnny Knoxville, will be joining me on the show 601 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:44,524 to talk about the brand-new Jackass movie, so stay tuned. 602 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,794 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 603 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,263 is the creator and star of Jackass, 604 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,498 Johnny Knoxville. 605 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,600 He's here to talk about his death-defying stunts 606 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,870 in the new film Jackass Forever. 607 00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:00,874 -(whooping) -Oh, my God! 608 00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:02,542 Oh! 609 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,411 -Oh! -(cheering, applause) 610 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,815 I felt like I got a 200-pound colonic. 611 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,083 Oh, my God. 612 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,218 (laughter) 613 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,555 You looked like an angel! 614 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,590 (voice-over): Unfortunately, you know, 615 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:19,326 Icarus got a little bit cocky. 616 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,795 Sure enough, he flew too close to the sun. 617 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,730 Fell to his doom. 618 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,567 Johnny Knoxville, welcome to The Daily Show. 619 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,102 Thank you for having me. 620 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,404 It is so good to see you, like, functioning as a human being. 621 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,840 (laughs) You know, I'm happy to be functioning 622 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,675 -after one of those films. -I'm-- Like, 623 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,944 you're one of those people where if somebody bet money with me 624 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,946 and said, like, "How long do you think this guy will live for?" 625 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,615 I would have probably lost all my money. 626 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:43,116 -(laughs) -You're-you're 50 now, right? 627 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:44,217 -Yeah, 50. -Congratulations. 628 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,619 -Thank you. -I'm loving it. 629 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,787 I did not think I would live to see you get, like, old. 630 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,322 Like, look at you. Silver fox and everything. 631 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,658 -Oh, thank you. -You went natural during the pandemic. 632 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,027 -Oh, yes. -And yet you're still trying to die. 633 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,262 (laughs) 634 00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,364 Well, try-- still trying to entertain. 635 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,099 -Which you do successfully, by the way. -Thank you. 636 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:00,800 Congratulations. I think the movie's really funny. 637 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,168 -I think the stunts are crazy. -Thank you. 638 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,770 Have you guys gotten tired of the pain? 639 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,705 Do you still feel pain? 640 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,774 Yeah, I feel-- My pain threshold, I think, 641 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,943 is about the same as anyone else's. 642 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,945 -It's my "give a damn" threshold. -I don't think so. 643 00:25:12,045 --> 00:25:13,513 -Okay. -Yeah. 644 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,282 I-I don't think it's the same. 645 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,217 I've been hit by a car once. 646 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:19,519 -Right. -It never happened again. 647 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,521 -(laughing) -Like, if you cross the street with me, Johnny, 648 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:24,324 like, there is no car anywhere in sight. 649 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,192 Because that pain-- I will never forget that shit. 650 00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:28,528 And then you come along and I go, like... 651 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,663 When that bull hits you-- 652 00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:30,830 So, there's-there's the scene 653 00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:32,265 where you're getting hit by the bull. 654 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,733 Do you even remember that, by the way? 655 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,303 I remember the bull hitting me and me flipping, 656 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,972 and, after that, they had to send me footage in the hospital 657 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,206 to remember what happened. 658 00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,641 'Cause you were snoring afterwards. 659 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,909 That was-- The doctor said 660 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,678 that was me trying to swallow my tongue. 661 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:50,650 Yeah, I-I thought it was like... I thought it was... 662 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,786 So this is what happens. You get hit by the bull. 663 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,721 You flip, you crash down. You start snoring. 664 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,656 Then I'm like, "Ha! Johnny, that's funny." 665 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,625 -You're saying, "I'm knocked out, so I'm snoring"? -Yeah. 666 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,628 -And now you tell me that part of it. -(laughing) 667 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,296 I didn't bring that up in the movie. 668 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,031 Yeah, because I mean, like, look at me now. 669 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,033 Now I'm the opposite of entertained. 670 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,068 -I'm worried about you. -(laughing) 671 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:09,736 What else have the doctors said? 672 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,871 Are you... are you, like, fully okay as a person? 673 00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,873 'Cause, like, you can't do this for much longer, right? 674 00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:17,010 I... That was my last bull to face 675 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:19,512 because I've had 16 concussions, 676 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:22,082 and that one was really pretty gnarly. 677 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:23,516 I had a brain hemorrhage, 678 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:26,252 and it took me several months to come back from. 679 00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:28,388 I took a lot of cognitive tests, and, boy, 680 00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,523 -my scores weren't great. -Wow. 681 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,992 Yeah. The doctor's like, 682 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,860 "Do you have trouble paying attention?" 683 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,262 I'm like, "Yeah, I can't sit still lately. 684 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:36,696 I can't edit, I can't..." He's like, 685 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:40,867 "Because you scored 17 out of 100 on the, 686 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,869 -on the, uh, attention span." -You're just taking knocks. 687 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,204 -Yeah. -You're just taking knock after knock 688 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,672 -after knock after knock. -But I'm-I'm better now. 689 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,241 -So now it's like-- I don't know-- 20. -(knocking) 690 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:51,311 -I'm glad you've gone up. That's so... -(laughing) 691 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:52,812 We're glad that Johnny Knoxville has gone up. 692 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,314 Here's another question I had for you is like, 693 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:56,983 who is your health insurance provider? 694 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,019 I actually have very good health insurance. 695 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,490 -Um... -Do they know what you do? Like, 'cause I... Like... 696 00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:04,891 Like, whenever I think of health insurance, I think 697 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,359 of them being like, "Ah, but, you know, 698 00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:07,594 "preexisting conditions. 699 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,763 What do you do for a living?" type thing. 700 00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:12,265 Like, does... Like, do you have, like, life insurance? 701 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,301 I actually got life insurance, which is amazing. I got a... 702 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,770 -And they know what you do? -Yeah, they know what I do. 703 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,772 I don't harp on it with them, but they know what I do, and... 704 00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:20,240 I like how you say it. 705 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,574 Like, you just gloss over it in the call. 706 00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:23,576 -Yeah, yeah. -"What do you do for a living?" 707 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,513 "I work with animals. Uh, you know, I work near water." 708 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:29,616 "I work with gravity, and Newton's third law of motion." 709 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:34,254 Um, is there a stunt that-that terrifies you? 710 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,222 Is there, like, a thing where you go like, "You know what? 711 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,524 "I want to do it, but I don't think 712 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:39,225 I'll ever have the balls to do it"? 713 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,928 I don't like cold weather or cold water. 714 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,097 That's my line in the sand. 715 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,734 -Wow. -Yeah, I d-I don't like it. 716 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,603 Although I have-I have done things 717 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:51,104 in cold weather and cold water, I don't like it. 718 00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:53,840 But that's actually your-- So, it's not pain, it's cold. 719 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,610 Yeah. And... Well, Steve-O's is, like, 720 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,478 he'll let you put a hook in his mouth 721 00:27:58,578 --> 00:28:01,081 -and cast him out in the sea, -Yes. 722 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,116 to chummed-up waters for sharks, 723 00:28:03,216 --> 00:28:05,485 but they tried to get him to, uh, 724 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,320 bungee dive off a bridge once-- 725 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:09,289 he's like, "No way, dude! No way." 726 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:12,492 It's, like, something grandmas do. 727 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,028 Everyone has their irrational thing about them-- 728 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:17,497 all the cast members-- he wouldn't bungee dive. 729 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,766 It's like, "Okay, Steve-O. Uh..." (chuckles) 730 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,234 Okay, so then how do you pick the stunts 731 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,969 and-and how do you pick who's gonna do the stunt? 732 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,838 'Cause, I mean, like, in-in this movie you've got, like, 733 00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:26,973 vultures and penises. I'm gonna say that 734 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,009 just to keep people on the hook, you know what I mean? 735 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,511 -Yeah. -You've got-you've got scorpions in-involved 736 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:35,215 in people's faces, you know? You've got penises and bees. 737 00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:37,417 -Yes. There's a lot of penis. -You know? Who... 738 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:39,085 There's a lot of penis, which is good. 739 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,088 Um... It's like Euphoria, but with comedy, you know? 740 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,058 How do we... how do we choose who gets to do which stunt? 741 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,060 Do the people know ahead of time and do they say, 742 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,728 "Yes, I'll do it" or-or is it like, 743 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,598 -"Nah, I want you to do this"? -Um... 744 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:53,700 Everyone has their specialties. 745 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,969 -Like, Dave Englund's the poop guy. -Okay. 746 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,271 -Pontius is the naked guy, although Steve-O -Uh-huh. 747 00:28:58,371 --> 00:29:01,641 will do naked things. I-I'm... 748 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:05,312 more of the blunt force trauma guy. And... 749 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,480 and, no, they don't know, a lot of times, 750 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,249 what's happening ahead of time. Jeff and I know 751 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:10,917 -who we want to do it. -Right. 752 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,186 And if they protest like they don't want to do it, 753 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,889 then Jeff has a way of-- you know, he'll, like, 754 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,558 either bulldog them into it or take them on a walk 755 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:21,728 and be their buddy and-and talk them into it that way. 756 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:24,497 He has a number of ways of coming at the guys. 757 00:29:24,564 --> 00:29:26,333 -I appreciate that. -Yes. 758 00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:28,101 Encouraging people to get hurt. 759 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,970 -Ye-- (laughs) -But, like, of their own volition. 760 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,105 Well, secretly, they all want footage, right? 761 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:34,307 If someone gets a really good bit, no matter how painful, 762 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,843 they're like, "Go, I-- now I need to get one." 763 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,612 And so everyone tries to top each other 764 00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:40,413 and it really helps for the film. 765 00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:41,815 It really does help the film. 766 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,950 Um, Johnny Knoxville has evolved a lot over the years. 767 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,952 You know, I mean, you started the show 768 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,687 at what, the age of 29, I think. 769 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,489 -Yeah. -On MTV, back in the day. 770 00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:51,091 Um, you've gone on to do everything-- 771 00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:52,792 you know, the movies, the TV show. 772 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:53,727 Everybody loves what you do. 773 00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:56,096 You've developed a rabid fan base. 774 00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,231 But what was an interesting evolution for me, 775 00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:00,533 maybe one of your "craziest" stunts for people 776 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,535 was speaking out after George Floyd. 777 00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:05,739 Oh, my God, I mean, that was... 778 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,041 I mean, infuriating for everyone, I believe. 779 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,076 Oh, but I think it was, like, it was impressive, 780 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,145 because a lot of people didn't expect you-- 781 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,147 I mean, you're Johnny Knoxville. They're like: 782 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,182 "The guy gets hit by things in the head. 783 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,151 I don't think he's gonna say something anytime." 784 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,153 And then you came on and you said really beautiful things 785 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,155 about the moment and what was happening in America. 786 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,190 And then there were some fans of yours who were pissed off. 787 00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:26,726 They were like, "No, Johnny, we don't want you... 788 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:31,498 -saying anything." -I was so disgusted by that... 789 00:30:31,531 --> 00:30:33,767 by-- like a lot of people-- 790 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,337 and I felt like I couldn't not say something, you know? 791 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,006 And yeah, I lost... people on my Inst... 792 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,008 like, a hundred thousand people unfollowed me. 793 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,877 -You're kidding. -But I told them to. 794 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,179 I was like: If... if you don't like what I'm saying, 795 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,448 -Right. -please don't follow me, because I don't... 796 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,451 I don't want you in my life, I don't need you in my life. 797 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:54,854 -I wanted to clear those people out, and I did. -Wow! 798 00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:57,290 And it felt much better. 799 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,959 Right? Because... 800 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:01,928 -I mean, that shit's been going on way too long. -I hear you. 801 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,463 -Yeah. -And it's... 802 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:05,465 -I don't know, it was... it was too much. -No, no, no. 803 00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:07,133 I appreciate you, I really do. 804 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,002 -Thank you, I appreciate you. -And I had a lot of fun. 805 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:10,737 I think a lot of people are gonna enjoy the movie, 806 00:31:10,837 --> 00:31:12,272 'cause you guys don't take yourselves seriously. 807 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,840 It's just fun. You're hurting yourselves, 808 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,875 which is a wonderful thing-- you know, it's, like, 809 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:18,111 -consensual hurting of thyself. -Yes. 810 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,879 And, uh, yeah, I, uh... 811 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,548 I hope we see you in another Jackass, 812 00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:23,683 but not getting-- like, I hope we find stunts 813 00:31:23,783 --> 00:31:27,287 that you can do safely without, like, failing cognitive tests. 814 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,688 (laughs): Well... 815 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:30,523 well, I hoped, if we do another one-- 816 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:32,492 and we may, we may not, I don't know-- 817 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,527 but I'll try my best to sit behind the camera 818 00:31:34,628 --> 00:31:35,862 with Jeff Tremaine. 819 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,531 But, as he told me, I'm lousy at doing that, so... 820 00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,267 You could switch to the naked stunts. 821 00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,569 I'm not built for speed like Pontius. 822 00:31:42,669 --> 00:31:45,705 -(laughing) -You know? I mean, just to be honest. 823 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:50,110 There's a reason I wasn't picked for the opening. 824 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,244 (laughter) 825 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,446 Looks like an egg in a nest, Trevor. 826 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:55,749 Oh, man. 827 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:57,284 Sorry, everyone. 828 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,719 (crew laughter) 829 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,721 Oh. Oh, boy. 830 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,723 Johnny Knoxville, it's always fun having you on, man. 831 00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:05,558 Thank you. Thank you for having me. 832 00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:07,193 Thank you for the movie. Thank you for joining me. 833 00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,762 -And I hope to see you again. -Thank you. 834 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,030 All right, people, Jackass Forever 835 00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:11,598 is in theaters everywhere on February 4. 836 00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:13,233 You definitely want to check it out. 837 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,801 It's a lot of fun. We're gonna take a quick break, 838 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:17,037 but we'll be right back after this. 839 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,372 An ostrich egg, or, like, a, like, another bird? 840 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,708 No, no, like, a hummingbird. 841 00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,277 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go-- 842 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:26,712 please consider supporting the Loveland Foundation. 843 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,748 They're an organization dedicated to providing 844 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,916 therapy services to underserved communities, 845 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,319 especially Black women and girls. 846 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,221 So if you want to support them in their work, 847 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,356 then please donate at the link below. 848 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,325 Until next time, stay safe out there, 849 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,527 get your vaccine, and remember, 850 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:45,231 nothing is worth pulling your gun out on another car... 851 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:49,101 unless that car makes a full stop at a stop sign. 852 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,571 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 853 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,407 Vaseline is making a comeback 854 00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:57,176 in the beauty and skin care world right now. 855 00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:59,745 Many people are doing something called "slugging," 856 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,081 which means they smother their face in Vaseline 857 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:03,749 before they go to bed. 858 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,818 -We're Saran Wrapping our skin -WOMAN: Mm. 859 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:08,521 and it doesn't breathe. 860 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,690 I can only speak as a guy, but that would be a big breakout... 861 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:13,959 My main concern is that the pillow case... 862 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,828 what if it gets in your hair 863 00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:18,097 and then your hair gets super greasy? 864 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,132 Um, you'd have to, you'd definitely have 865 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,834 to lie on your back the whole night. 866 00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,836 Your pillow and sheets and stuff would be gross. 867 00:33:23,936 --> 00:33:26,138 I'm a stomach sleeper, so that would not... 868 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,740 -Oh, well, yeah... -I would just... 869 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,375 (laughs): it would be, like, hair... 870 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,077 I mean, it would be everywhere.