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Barry Bonds is being considered
for the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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A lot of people
are now asking the question,
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should you be
in the Hall of Fame
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if you were busted taking
performance-enhancing drugs?
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Yeah. It's a deep question.
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You know what I think
people should be discussing
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less than the Basketball
Hall of-- Baseball Hall of Fame?
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People should be talking
about the Hall of Shame
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for every sport.
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'Cause people forget
that a ton of athletes
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take all of these
performance-enhancing drugs
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and they don't do shit
afterwards.
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Those are the people
we should be going after.
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You took drugs
and no highlights?
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You're out here in these
streets, you're just, like--
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you're injecting yourself
and nothing?
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Striking out, walking off--
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nothing.
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Those are the people we should
be going after in this sport.
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Out here spoiling-- Imagine
how much time of our lives
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has been wasted by athletes
who dope and did nothing.
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Those are the people
that the sporting federations
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should go after.
If you're gonna take steroids
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and hit home runs,
I'm-I'm for you.
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'Cause you did it
for my entertainment.
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I like watching home runs.
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You're gonna take steroids
and then miss the ball.
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I could have missed the ball
with no steroids.
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Now you just spoiled the sport
for no reason.
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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And joining me for today's
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What's going on, Michael?
How you doing?
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I'm okay. You know,
it's kind of a...
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(stammers)
January.
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-Yeah, it's dark out.
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It's cold.
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You know, I just got
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You know,
it's just kind of a down time.
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I was thinking
maybe it would be nice
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if-- for you and for the viewers
if I started the show
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with a-- with a fun,
lighthearted fact.
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Oh, and that was it?
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Yeah. I mean,
wouldn't that be...
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I don't have one,
but wouldn't that be nice?
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It would be good-- It would be
a good way to start things.
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-Yeah, yeah. I think
you-you took... -Yeah.
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'Cause now I got depressed
thinking about your bills
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It would have been c--
It would be great
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if you started
with something lighthearted.
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Going forward,
that's what we'll do.
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-My man.
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I'm glad you think
of these things.
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into today's headlines.
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We kick things off
with Joe Byron,
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the president who puts
the hip in "hip replacement."
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Like most presidents,
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Biden has a complicated
relationship with the media.
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Which I get. You know?
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They nitpick everything he says.
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They challenge
all of his decisions.
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And they even get their own room
in his house,
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which is insane.
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Nobody else has to set aside
a guest room for their haters.
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Well, yesterday,
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Biden's true feelings about
at least one member of the press
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slipped out.
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NEWSWOMAN: On Monday,
when a Fox News reporter
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asked him a question
about inflation,
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Mr. Biden fired off an insult.
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-It's a great asset.
-WOMAN: Thank you.
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More inflation.
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What a stupid son of a bitch.
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NEWSMAN: Doocy says
President Biden later called him
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to clear the air and to say
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Within about an hour
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he called my cell phone,
and, uh, he said,
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"It's nothing personal, pal."
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And we went back and forth,
and we were talking
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about, uh, just kind of
moving... moving forward,
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and I made sure to tell him
that I'm always going to try
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to ask something different
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than what everybody else
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And, uh, he said,
"You've got to."
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And that's a quote
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so I'll keep doing it.
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You see?
This is what happens
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when you've been
on Zoom calls for two years.
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You forget that real life
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Son of a bitch.
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Was that out loud? Sorry.
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Now a lot of people are asking
if Biden even knew
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that the microphone was on.
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But guys, please, come on.
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All right, he's sitting there
talking into a giant microphone,
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so there's at least a 50-50
chance he knew it was there.
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dunking on the reporter, saying
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that he deserved this because
he's just some Fox News guy
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asking a dumb question,
and they're right, you know?
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"Do you think inflation is
a political liability?"
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is a very stupid question.
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I mean, what's Biden supposed
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"No, I think people like
spending more money
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to buy the same shit."
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I mean, if you get
to ask the president a question,
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you should ask him
real questions like,
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"Why can't the CDC get its
messaging straight on COVID?"
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Or "Can you ask your dog
to stop chewing my arm?"
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there are many people
who are saying
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that this shows that Biden
and Trump treat the press
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with the same level
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And I'm sorry, guys,
no, I can't accept that.
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I cannot believe
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that people would even say
something so disrespectful
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about my man
Donald "Jujitsu" Trump.
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First of all, he wouldn't mumble
that into a hot mic.
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No, he would scream that shit
into your face.
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He'd be like, "Get that
son of a bitch out of here!
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"So rude! So rude!
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My crimes are my business."
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Biden dropped one offhanded diss
on a reporter. He's no legend.
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Attacking the press was
Donald Trump's whole thing.
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You remember that guy?
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Shit,
you can't compare these two.
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It's like comparing Steph Curry
to a random guy
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who makes one half-court shot
during halftime.
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Show some respect!
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Don't compare him to Trump.
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-Can you imagine?
-Yeah, I know, but you know,
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-you got to know about
the hot mics, right? -Yeah.
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You got to know. Let's...
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When I'm on the show here,
you know, I know
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that if I want
to talk some shit,
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I got to cover up my mic,
and our audio guy-- he put...
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For me, he puts it on my...
on my wrist,
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so I can cover it up,
and I can say to you,
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"Yo, our audio guy sucks."
You know that, right?
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He's one of the worst audio guys
I've ever met in show biz.
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I'm embarrassed,
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but then once you pull it off,
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you know what I'm saying?
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He could, he couldn't
hear anything, right?
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Yo, my boy sucks,
right? (laughs)
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He's-- He's a great dude.
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See what I'm saying?
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-The m-- Don't worry.
-No?
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-Yeah.
-NOAH: Yeah.
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Yo, this shit
works all the time.
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He's a clown, you
know what I'm saying?
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Right.
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You've got him, Kosta.
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-That's what I'm saying, dude!
-(laughing)
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-Oh, boy. -Hey, hey, no one else
heard that, so...
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That's how I stay
alive in this biz, dude.
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And you've got a long
career ahead of you.
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All right. (chuckles)
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Let's move on to the
Winter Olympics.
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You know, it's that
time of the year
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where we all sit on our
couches and critique athletes
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doing sports we
just learned exited.
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We are now a weeks
away from seeing
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our favorite athletes
sliding down an icy track
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headfirst,
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and also feet first,
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and also crammed
inside a giant dildo.
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But it seems like the main
event of these Olympics
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will be fending off COVID,
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and right now China is
doing everything it can
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to win the gold.
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With the Winter Games
less than two weeks away,
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cities across
China are scrambling
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to contain COVID outbreaks.
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to stay in what they
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Authorities are tracking
down anyone in the city who's
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bought medicine in recent weeks
that could be used
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to treat fever or
other symptoms--
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even something as simple as
ibuprofen--
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and sending text messages
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ordering them to
get COVID tests.
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Entire buildings are
being locked down,
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sometimes without warning to
the people inside.
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Yo, China does not play games.
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I mean, they-they will
in two weeks, but not now.
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Can you imagine that?
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Can you imagine your building
being locked down
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without any warning?
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No warning. Nothing.
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Especially just after
you've broken up with someone?
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"Well, guess what, Sheila,
we're through!
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"And by the way,
I slept with your sister.
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Yeah!"
(laughs)
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(imitates lock rattling)
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"Look, we all said
a lot of things back there
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"about sleeping
with your sister.
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You know? Shit."
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But this is...
this is way too much oppression
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for the Winter Olympics.
Can we agree on that?
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I mean, Summer Olympics,
sure, oppress all you want.
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But you can't be locking people
in their apartments
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for sports like curling.
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Even the curling athletes
are like,
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"Guys, guys,
we're just sweeping ice.
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Chill. Chill."
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I don't know about you, but
the story gave me perspective,
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'cause Americans
complain so much
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when a restaurant
asks them to wear a mask,
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but then China
will shut down your entire block
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because somebody bought Advil.
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And I'll tell you now,
nobody in Beijing
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is sitting
inside their house like,
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"Damn, this is
just like communist New York."
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Because this is what
real authoritarian control
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looks like:
a government tracking
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your ibuprofen purchases.
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That's not
for the government to know.
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That's between you
and your pharmacy
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and your credit card company
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and the Google ads after
you type in "head hurt why."
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Not the government.
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And by the way,
if you're wondering
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how China can track
every single person
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who has bought ibuprofen,
um, it's actually not that hard.
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They just follow the CVS receipt
to their front door.
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"This you?"
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Yeah, I-I feel
like we just had the Olympics.
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I just didn't watch an Olympics,
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and now you're asking me
to not watch another Olympics?
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-Right? -It shouldn't go
summer, winter, summer.
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I think we should just...
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What are seasons, man?
It's fluid.
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I think we should combine
the Winter and Summer Olympics.
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Underwater bobsled, you know?
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Uh, rhythmic gymnastic archery.
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Uh, figure skating basketball.
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You know? That would be...
I would watch that.
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-The biathlon where you skate
and shoot the targets? -Yeah.
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I heard for this one in China,
you don't shoot targets.
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You just shoot people
who tested positive for COVID.
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I can't confirm that,
but that's what I heard.
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I'm gonna call
the Olympic Committee,
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-tell them about you.
-Call the Olympic Committee.
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-I know you call them a lot,
so call. -I-I text normally,
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-but this time, I'm calling.
-Yeah.
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All right, finally, let's get
into some education news.
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Every American student knows
about the SAT. Right?
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It's the only reason you know
what "supercilious" means.
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It means "very cilious."
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Uh, for years now,
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many experts have been saying
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that the SAT
isn't actually very useful.
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Yeah, that it doesn't predict
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how well students will do
in college,
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it's biased
against people of color,
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and rich kids
can just hire expensive tutors
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to take the test for them.
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But now the company that
makes the test is saying, no,
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don't throw it out altogether--
maybe it just needs an upgrade.
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The SAT is going digital
starting next year.
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Today, the College Board
is announcing several changes
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for the entrance exam taken by
millions of high school students
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each year.
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They'll be answering questions
on a digital device
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for two hours instead of the
current three-hour paper test.
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But students
still do have to go to a school
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or testing center-- the new test
cannot be taken at home.
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Wow. This is so convenient.
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Soon, high school kids
are gonna be able
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to take the SATs
on the same device they use
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to browse TikTok,
chat with their friends,
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block messages from Matt Gaetz.
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It's amazing.
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And I know
this idea has its haters.
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I know there's critics
who are like:
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Where is this gonna end?!
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They made the SAT shorter.
They've put it online.
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Pretty soon
it'll just be a BuzzFeed quiz
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called "Tell Us
Your Favorite Ninja Turtle
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and We'll Tell You if
You're Smart Enough for Yale."
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This guy should host a show.
I like him.
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But you know what, they
actually might have a point.
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You know, because
the SAT company, they say...
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that what they're gonna do for
the test when it's digital is,
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they're gonna block other tabs
from popping up on the screen--
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you can't go anywhere,
you can just do the test--
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and the device
will only have the test.
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I don't know, man,
have you tried to block pop-ups?
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Like, you try to close that ad,
and the next thing you know,
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you're balls-deep in a rabbit
hole of porn, sports gambling,
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crypto,
why George Bush did 9/11.
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I mean, it's all the things
you're gonna learn in college,
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so I guess it works.
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-But still.
-More screen time for kids?
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That's what you're telling me?
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Look, the SAT is not relevant.
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I mean, I didn't do great
on my SAT,
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and my vocabulary
is still extremely well.
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You know, I... I understand
and use words wonderfully.
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Or, as some others
might call it, a "necrophiliac."
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So it's not like it
prepares kids to be successful.
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If you want to prepare
American kids to be successful,
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teach them how to sing
in a competition on TV
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or run through
an obstacle course.
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(crew laughing)
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That's...
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-powerful.
-You know what I mean?
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-I-I feel you completely.
-Yeah.
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-I really do. -I know
I didn't need to tell you,
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but I didn't...
I didn't crush the SAT.
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-But I crushed...
-I would have never known.
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I know. And I, you know,
I don't share that
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with people that often, but to
reach the heights that I'm at...
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-Yeah. -you know,
even though I sit beneath you,
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pretty low, actually,
uh, it's-it's remarkable,
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'cause my SAT score
was pretty bad.
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And I guess that...
that really has shown,
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that the SAT,
though sometimes shows,
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-but in most cases, does not.
-Right. Totally, totally.
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'Cause I would have never known
you did badly.
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And I don't share that
with a lot of people, so...
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Yeah, and you know what,
I don't think you should,
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-'cause there's no point
in bragging. -Right.
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-You just keep that between us.
-Yeah. You got it.
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Oh, you wanna...
You know what?
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I didn't-- hold on--
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I didn't do great on the SAT.
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-My man.
-Okay. (whistles) Thank you.
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All right, don't go away,
because when we come back,
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we're gonna look at why
everyone in the music industry
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is fighting right now.
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You don't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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Like cocaine and harmonies,
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beefs are an essential part
of the music business.
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Think about it.
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Tupac versus Biggie.
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The Dixie Chicks
versus George Bush.
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Keith Richards
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versus mortality.
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And with so many new beefs going
on in the music world right now,
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we figured it's about time
to settle some of those scores
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in our brand-new segment we call
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Beefzuz.
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♪ ♪
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(air horn blowing)
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All right, all right, everybody,
this is our first beef!
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Check this out! In one corner,
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we got Neil Young,
the Godfather of Grunge,
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the man with a heart of gold,
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the dude who owns
your dad's CD shelf!
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He's going up against Spotify,
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the streaming service
that's paid artists
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thousands of cents
over the years.
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Can't wait to see this beef!
Hit it!
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Fans of Neil Young
might soon have one less place
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to listen to his music.
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The rocker wants Spotify
to remove his music
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from its streaming services
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due to the spread
of COVID-19 misinformation
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on Spotify's popular
Joe Rogan podcast.
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In a statement, he said,
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"I'm doing this because Spotify
is spreading fake information
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"about vaccines,
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"potentially causing death
to those who believe
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the disinformation
being spread by them."
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Now, he gave Spotify execs
an ultimatum,
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saying they can have Joe Rogan
or Neil Young
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but not both.
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Damn.
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00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:20,354
Neil Young's got balls.
383
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Because, yeah, he's popular,
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but he's going up
against the guy who's so popular
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he's the reason
kids now have horse dewormer
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in their lunch boxes.
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00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,265
I mean, at the same time though,
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Spotify should think about this.
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Think about who's gonna leave
a greater legacy.
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You know, in 30 years,
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what are people
gonna be slow-dancing to
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at their weddings,
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a Neil Young ballad
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or clips of Joe Rogan
being wrong about the vaccine?
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I don't think it's true
that there's an increased risk
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of myocarditis.
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I don't know.
It actually kind of works.
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Now, look, to me,
the outcome is clear.
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Between Neil Young and Spotify,
the winner of this beefzuz
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is... guys who love to talk
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about how everything
sounds better on vinyl.
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00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,731
This is a perfect excuse
for them to tell you,
403
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,866
"Why are you listening
to Spotify anyway?
404
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,002
The bit rate totally ruins
the dynamic range."
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00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,537
(air horn honking)
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00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,972
All right, next up,
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the artist who soundtracked
your quarantine,
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the Empress of Evermore,
Taylor Swift!
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She's been dropping albums
almost every week,
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00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:21,682
but according to the guy
from the British band
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that wasn't Oasis,
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she's not putting in
enough work!
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Let's see the beef!
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NEWSWOMAN: Looks like
there is some bad blood
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between Taylor Swift
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and Blur front man
Damon Albarn.
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During an interview,
a recent interview
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with the Los Angeles Times,
he claimed
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Swift doesn't write
her own songs.
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He said
writing music doesn't count
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if you co-write,
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00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,138
and that co-writing is
very different from writing.
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Well, Taylor swiftly hit back.
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Slamming the musician
on Twitter, she tweeted,
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"I was such a big fan
of yours until I saw this.
426
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"I write all of my songs,
my own songs.
427
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:57,351
"Your hot take is completely
false and so damaging.
428
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,886
"You don't have
to like my songs,
429
00:16:58,986 --> 00:17:00,621
"but it's really messed up
to try
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00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,456
and discredit my writing."
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00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,058
Albarn later responded
with an apology, saying,
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he had a conversation
about songwriting
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that was reduced to clickbait.
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He said
he apologizes unreservedly
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and unconditionally,
and said the last thing
436
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,835
he would want to do
is discredit Taylor Swift.
437
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:17,037
(laughing):
Yo.
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00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,306
That was the fastest
ending beef of all time.
439
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,674
'Cause one minute,
the dude was like,
440
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,644
"Yo, Taylor ain't shit!
She doesn't write shit.
441
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,446
"And also, I'm sorry, Taylor.
442
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,448
Please don't hurt me, please."
443
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,650
And I'm not surprised
he realized how wrong he was.
444
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,920
I mean, guys, T. Swift is one
of the most renowned lyricists
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of our generation.
446
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:41,328
Meanwhile, Blur's
most famous lyric is "Woo-hoo."
447
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,030
And by the way,
by the way, people,
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00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,966
there's no shame
in co-writing, right?
449
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:46,967
I'm not saying
Taylor Swift does,
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I'm just saying there's no shame
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in cowriting.
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Don't forget,
Even God had cowriters.
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All right?
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00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,408
There was Matthew, Mark,
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00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,176
Luke, John,
they all helped with the Bible.
456
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,012
And no one ever says God's fake.
457
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,914
I mean, except Ricky Gervais.
458
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,616
But he's, he's going to
hell anyway, so,
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doesn't count.
460
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,253
Anyway, it's no surprise
461
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,322
who the winner of the beefzuz
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00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:11,525
between Taylor Swift and Damon
Albarn is.
463
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,960
It's Jake Gyllenhaal.
464
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,461
Yeah, you
see, finally,
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00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:15,696
the heat is off.
466
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:16,864
Now he's in the corner like,
467
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:20,033
"Yeah, get that Blur guy!
468
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:23,470
And I keep the scarf!"
469
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:24,838
All right, next beef, y'all.
470
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,240
I'm talking about Cardi B,
471
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,675
the WAP-iest WAP in the game...!
472
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,778
And thanks to her beef
with a Youtube blogger,
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00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:35,015
the "Bodak Yellow" singer is
about to see a lot more green!
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00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,950
NEWSWOMAN: A legal
victory for Cardi B.
475
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,285
Yesterday, a federal judge
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00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,853
awarded the "Bodak Yellow"
singer more than
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$1 million dollars after
Cardi sued blogger Tasha K
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00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,192
for spreading lies.
479
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,795
TMZ reporting that the
court found the youtuber
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liable on three separate counts.
481
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,633
Now, an issue was Tasha K
saying that Cardi B
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once worked as a prostitute,
483
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,805
did drugs, and contracted
sexually-transmitted infections.
484
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Yes!
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Sue them, Cardi!
486
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:01,742
Sue them!
487
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,077
People got to know.
488
00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:07,614
Spreading lies about
Cardi B is not okurr!
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I'll show myself out.
490
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,687
Well, at the very least, at the
very least,
491
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if you're going to
lie, be smart about it.
492
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,657
All right?
493
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:17,791
If you're going to
talk shit about people,
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00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,626
don't print them
as allegations.
495
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,095
That's libel.
496
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:22,796
What you should
do is add a beat.
497
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,265
Now it's a diss track.
498
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,734
At the same time, though,
499
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,635
winning a $1 million judgement
from a blogger isn't necessarily
500
00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:30,070
the pay day that it sounds like.
501
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,271
'Cause, I mean, what
are they gonna do?
502
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,541
Garnish her wages for
the next 700 years?
503
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,643
But even though the
courts declared cardi B
504
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,479
the winner of this beefzuz,
505
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:42,416
the actual winner
is my friend, Pete.
506
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,285
Because, you see, he said all
the same shit about Cardi B,
507
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,287
but nobody reads his blog, so...
508
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,889
he didn't get sued.
509
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,424
(air horn blares)
510
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,593
All right, y'all,
it's time for our final beef.
511
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,061
We got the guitar god,
512
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,230
the dude responsible
for some of the hottest licks
513
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,399
and the most racist rants
of all time,
514
00:19:58,499 --> 00:20:00,100
Eric Clapton!
515
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,969
He's throwing down once again
516
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:05,239
with his long-time rival,
reality.
517
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:08,876
Singer Eric Clapton continuing
his parade of anti-vax nonsense,
518
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,611
and this time,
he says he believes
519
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,713
people vaccinated
against coronavirus
520
00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:15,082
are under mass hypnosis.
521
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,317
And he's very serious
about this.
522
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,720
In an interview,
Clapton, who is vaccinated,
523
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,890
argued that subliminal messaging
hidden in advertising
524
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,626
is what's leading people
to get vaccinated.
525
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,261
You know, the-the theory
526
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:31,298
of mass, um, hypnosis formation.
527
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,634
Once I kind of start
to look for it,
528
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,135
I saw it everywhere.
529
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,939
And then I remembered
seeing little things on YouTube
530
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:41,875
which were, like,
subliminal advertising.
531
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,410
Huh.
532
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,979
So, he heard about the hypnosis,
533
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,414
and he didn't notice it,
534
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,950
and then he looked for it,
and then he saw it everywhere.
535
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,186
So he got hypnotized?
536
00:20:52,286 --> 00:20:53,420
Come on, people.
537
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,689
This conspiracy theory
is so ridiculous.
538
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,891
Subliminal advertising?
539
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,593
It's not even a real thing.
540
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,328
(mouths)
541
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,429
I mean, this really drives home
542
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,897
that being an expert
at one thing
543
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,166
does not necessarily make you
an expert at everything.
544
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,170
Because Eric Clapton
is an amazing guitar player.
545
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,607
I'm just not gonna listen to him
about COVID
546
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,277
any more than I would buy
an album from Dr. Fauci.
547
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,413
♪ I'm Dr. Fauci,
and I'm here to say ♪
548
00:21:19,513 --> 00:21:22,416
♪ COVID is messing up
the U.S.A. ♪
549
00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:23,951
This is almost not a beef
550
00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:25,753
because reality doesn't care
about your hot takes.
551
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:28,122
Right? Yeah. It's reality.
552
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:30,124
I mean, try having an argument
with oncoming traffic,
553
00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:32,159
and you let me know
how that works out.
554
00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:34,361
But still,
we have to pick a winner,
555
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,730
and the winner of this Beefzuz
556
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,465
is Kanye West.
557
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,135
Yeah, you thought
he was saying crazy shit,
558
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:44,838
but next to Eric Clapton,
he's basically Barack Obama.
559
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,206
"Uh, Taylor,
I'm-a let you finish,
560
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,676
"but, uh...
561
00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:50,844
psych."
562
00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,346
All right,
that's enough of the beef.
563
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:53,914
I got the itis.
Let's take a break.
564
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,017
When we come back, W. Kamau Bell
will be here on the show
565
00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:00,487
to talk about Bill Cosby. "Oh!"
566
00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:04,124
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
567
00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:06,994
is comedian and director
W. Kamau Bell.
568
00:22:07,094 --> 00:22:09,696
He's here to talk
about his new docuseries
569
00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:12,366
We Need to Talk About Cosby.
570
00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:14,701
I think one of the reasons
that it was difficult for people
571
00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:16,303
to really...
572
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:20,707
accept that Cosby...
573
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:24,611
was what he ultimately... is
574
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,747
is that I don't think
that people were willing
575
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,715
to countenance
576
00:22:28,816 --> 00:22:32,286
that kind of exponent
of hypocrisy.
577
00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:34,788
It's just so different if...
578
00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,391
someone trusts you
579
00:22:37,491 --> 00:22:40,894
and you drug that person...
580
00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:42,830
you know, that's...
(stammers)
581
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:43,997
that's where I struggle.
582
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:47,534
Because here's a guy
I love on one level,
583
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,002
but...
584
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,040
...you do that to someone,
585
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,275
you're a (bleep) monster.
586
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,443
W. Kamau Bell,
587
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,478
welcome to The Daily Show.
588
00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:59,213
Yeah. May be my last time.
589
00:22:59,313 --> 00:23:00,681
-Welcome-- What do you mean,
your last time? -(laughs)
590
00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,116
I just feel like
I might be doing my last run
591
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,417
-in showbiz. -You know what
I appreciate you, my friend?
592
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:05,085
Is the-the last time we spoke
was,
593
00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:06,453
like, in the heart
of the pandemic.
594
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,188
-Yeah. -I was in my apartment
and you were, I think,
595
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,723
-at home as well.
And we're talking... -Yeah.
596
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,859
...and I said to you,
I said, "You know, Kamau,
597
00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:13,327
"every single time I see you,
598
00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:15,229
"you're talking about racism.
You're talking about racism.
599
00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:16,463
-"You're always bringing
the room down. -(laughing)
600
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,631
You're talking about racism."
601
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,199
And I see you felt that
as a challenge.
602
00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:21,235
You were like, "You know what,
Trevor, I'm gonna show you.
603
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,403
-And, this time, we're gonna
talk about Bill Cosby." -Yeah.
604
00:23:23,504 --> 00:23:25,706
-Oh, you thought I brought
the room down before. -(laughs)
605
00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:27,875
The room is down,
and they're down--
606
00:23:28,008 --> 00:23:29,510
a lot of 'em are down on me
right now, so...
607
00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:32,246
Why would you choose to do this?
608
00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:34,481
I remember you calling me
and you said, "Hey, do you--
609
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,216
"I'm doing this documentary
about Bill Cosby.
610
00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,518
Would you like to be in it?"
611
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,386
-And I was like, "No.
-Yeah.
612
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,455
There is no reason I would want
to be part of this documentary."
613
00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:43,824
But, no-- But, in all honesty,
it's because, in--
614
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,292
and I know
this is strange to say--
615
00:23:45,392 --> 00:23:47,928
Bill Cosby just was not
a cultural influence
616
00:23:48,028 --> 00:23:49,263
-in my life. Yeah.
-No, we talked about that.
617
00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:50,697
-We talked about that.
-And it was so weird to me,
618
00:23:50,798 --> 00:23:53,467
because I'm glad I've watched
this documentary you made,
619
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:57,404
because now I truly understand
how big Bill Cosby actually was.
620
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,173
-So tell me why. Why
would you... -First of all...
621
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,374
Why do you think
we need to talk about Cosby?
622
00:24:00,474 --> 00:24:02,276
I appreciate you talking
about that phone call,
623
00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:03,577
'cause I got a lot of no's
from a lot of people
624
00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:05,045
and I've been very clear about--
625
00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:06,980
o-other than, obviously,
Hannibal Buress--
626
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,782
I've not--
I haven't said who said no.
627
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,784
-So thank you for outing
yourself here. -Oh, yeah.
628
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,653
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Wait,
so a lot of people said no?
629
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,588
-Of course. -Well, I only said
no because I didn't--
630
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,490
like, I didn't think I could add
to the conversation.
631
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,225
I mean, a lot of peo--
I mean, yes, I understand that.
632
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:20,294
But I'm saying, like, a lot of--
I mean, if you stacked
633
00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:22,463
the-the yeses
next to the no's...
634
00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,431
-Wow. -Yeah.
And it's-- And, you know--
635
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,866
And a lot of people had
a lot of--
636
00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:27,568
I mean, I had
some really great conversations,
637
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,670
like the one I had with you,
with people for a long time
638
00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:31,071
that ended in no.
639
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:33,006
-Huh.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
640
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,075
So when you were getting
all the 'no's, did you think,
641
00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,211
"Ooh, should I not be making
this thing?"
642
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:38,712
-Yeah.
-(laughing)
643
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,247
That was one
of the many times I thought.
644
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,249
And right now, as I sit here,
"Should I be making this thing?"
645
00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,551
It's like, I can't explain it,
other than I was comp...
646
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,187
-I'm always drawn to difficult
conversations. -Yes, you are.
647
00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:48,922
-That's kind of my thing.
-Yeah.
648
00:24:49,022 --> 00:24:53,660
Uh, and because Bill Cosby was
such a huge cultural,
649
00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:57,030
racial figure in my life,
and so charted a path,
650
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,166
that I was like,
"That's the path I should be on.
651
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,969
Do good work, be a comedian,
but also do good in the world."
652
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:03,370
Like, a lot of Black folks,
653
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,972
specifically of my generation
and older--
654
00:25:05,072 --> 00:25:06,974
we were just gutted to find out
about all these allegations.
655
00:25:07,074 --> 00:25:08,542
-Right, right.
-And then wrestled with,
656
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,677
"Do I believe them?"
And I believe them.
657
00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,012
And so, it's, like, and I...
658
00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:13,881
That conversation's going
in my head all the time.
659
00:25:13,981 --> 00:25:15,249
Every time
he makes an appearance,
660
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,984
-or sends out a... sends out
a tweet, and... -Uh-huh.
661
00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,385
Like, I'm always thinking
about it and talking
662
00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,154
to other people about it,
and I couldn't...
663
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,989
I found myself in a position
where I was talking
664
00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:24,558
to the producers of this doc
about it, and they were like...
665
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,994
They had never thought
about it this way, and so,
666
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,796
this is where we ended up.
But, yeah, it was...
667
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:31,265
I can only say
I was compelled to do it
668
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,500
by something
that was not rational.
669
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,104
I think you doing it
has honestly opened up one
670
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,672
of the hardest conversations
671
00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,007
that we need
to be having in society,
672
00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:42,009
not just specifically
about Bill Cosby,
673
00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:44,344
but about society as a whole.
674
00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:47,581
Right? It feels like, especially
when you watch this docuseries,
675
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,584
that there are almost, you know,
676
00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:53,821
-three generations of people
that are going to exist. -Yes.
677
00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:57,091
-There are the people
who came up with Cosby. -Mm-hmm.
678
00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:59,159
-You know? You are sort of in
the heart of that. -Yeah. Yeah.
679
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,295
-Like, Cosby... -'Cause I was,
as a child, I was...
680
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,030
-Cosby was one of the
influences. -He shaped you.
681
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:05,032
-Racing, yeah. -No, shape...
Was part of shaping you, really.
682
00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:07,601
-Mm-hmm. -You know? I mean,
people were talking about this
683
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,536
just before we came out
for this interview.
684
00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,004
Like, my producers,
and they were talking
685
00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:13,540
about how, like, in
white families, they were like,
686
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,042
"Cosbys.
This is the biggest thing."
687
00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:17,077
It wasn't about Black or white.
It was Cosby.
688
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:18,545
-He was America's dad.
-America's dad.
689
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,647
-Not Black America's dad.
Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. Right.
690
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,984
And he had done so much, and,
you know, we talk about how,
691
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,786
you know, you learn this
in the documentary.
692
00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:29,123
How Cosby changed stuntmen
in America.
693
00:26:29,223 --> 00:26:30,624
Like, Cosby was the one
who said, "Hey,
694
00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:32,826
"you can't have white guys
in blackface doing a stunt.
695
00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:34,361
-Just get Black stuntmen."
-Yeah.
696
00:26:34,461 --> 00:26:35,996
-He changed Hollywood forever.
-Yeah, yeah.
697
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,999
There were no stunt peop-- Black
stunt performers under contract
698
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,501
-until Bill Cosby.
-So, you have this generation
699
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,002
of people who goes,
700
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:45,506
"Man, Bill Cosby changed my
world in all the best ways."
701
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,574
Then you have the now
generation who goes like,
702
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,277
-"Well, I just know Bill Cosby
as 'the rapist guy'." -Uh-huh.
703
00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:52,212
Right? And then you have
the generation that goes, like,
704
00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:57,151
-"Man, how do we, how do we live
with the myth... -Yeah.
705
00:26:57,251 --> 00:26:58,719
-...and the man?"
-Yeah. And that, I...
706
00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:00,220
Did you answer that question in
the documentary for yourself?
707
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,756
I think the-the way we...
is to deal with all of it.
708
00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,591
I think the only way you can
deal with it, like, I-- we--
709
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,293
Roland Martin makes the great
point of, like,
710
00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:08,595
you can't talk about Black...
Black... you can't
711
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,964
talk about America in the 21st
century without talking about
712
00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,099
-Bill Cosby.
-Wow.
713
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:13,400
-Wow. -He, I think
he says Black America,
714
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,535
but you can't talk about
America in the 21st century
715
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,069
without talking
about Bill Cosby.
716
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:19,373
But you can't, also, ignore all
the things that have come out
717
00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:20,774
-in the 21st century.
-Right.
718
00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:22,676
And so, for me, this
whole doc is about
719
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,077
creating a space to
talk about all of it.
720
00:27:24,178 --> 00:27:25,846
It's "We Need To
Talk About Cosby,"
721
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,714
not, "Here's
My Thoughts On Cosby."
722
00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:29,249
And, as you can
see from that clip,
723
00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:30,417
There's-there's a
lot, there's nuance,
724
00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:31,785
there's anger, there's
sorrow, there's...
725
00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:34,288
A lot, a lot of it
is based in conflict,
726
00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:37,991
or roiling frustration,
and you have to talk
727
00:27:38,025 --> 00:27:39,259
about all of it,
'cause otherwise
728
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,361
we lose essential parts
of American history.
729
00:27:41,462 --> 00:27:42,563
For a lot of people,
I'm hearing, like,
730
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,298
they've been waiting
for this conversation
731
00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,666
to happen in some format.
732
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,334
And the other problem in
America we have, the, like,
733
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:49,103
-"It's not time now, it's not
time now." -Yes. Correct.
734
00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:50,804
Any time there's any
major conversation,
735
00:27:50,904 --> 00:27:53,006
it just felt like-- When I
started, he was in prison.
736
00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:56,844
I felt like, "It's time,"
and then he got out.
737
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:59,046
-He got out on the last
day of filming. -Yeah.
738
00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:00,114
I had two questions.
739
00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:01,348
One, how did you
feel about that?
740
00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:03,383
And two, did you ever
reach out to him to be
741
00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:04,651
a part of the documentary?
742
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,520
Uh, so, he got out on the last
day of filming,
743
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:07,988
it was one of the most
surreal days of my life
744
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:09,823
up until tomorrow when he
releases his statement
745
00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:12,793
about the doc. Uh, the surreal--
the surreality will continue.
746
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,962
Um, you know, I thought
maybe the project
747
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,564
goes away, and also, "Yay!
Maybe the project goes away!"
748
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:19,833
You know? Because it
was just so hard to make.
749
00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:20,868
I didn't reach out to him,
750
00:28:20,968 --> 00:28:22,169
because I was always
clear that, one,
751
00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:23,804
it's a conversation about him.
752
00:28:23,971 --> 00:28:25,873
-It's not, it's not about a true
crime documentary. -Oh, yeah.
753
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:27,574
-It's not about finding out what
this person thinks. -Got it.
754
00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:30,177
It's a conversation about the
legacy, and the work,
755
00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:33,213
and also the allegations--
that I believe, as I said--
756
00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:35,282
and it just felt like
I had really...
757
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:38,352
We had worked hard as a team
to get, to get the st--
758
00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:40,187
-To earn the survivors' trust.
-Right.
759
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:41,522
-Right. Right. -Sit down
and have these conversations
760
00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:43,157
in a more wide-open way,
and it...
761
00:28:43,257 --> 00:28:45,025
That would have felt like
a real betrayal of their trust
762
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,527
to put Bill Cosby into this.
763
00:28:46,627 --> 00:28:48,228
One thing I appreciated
in this documentary
764
00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,164
is how you're having
those conversations.
765
00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,865
You know, it feels like...
766
00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:54,401
You had to tackle it...
tackle it in a nuanced way.
767
00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,003
You didn't just go like,
"So, what happened?"
768
00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:58,338
It seemed like there was more
to the conversation.
769
00:28:58,439 --> 00:29:00,507
What do you think we missed
770
00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:03,143
in some of the ways we were
trying to have conversations
771
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:04,578
in and around Cosby
772
00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,814
and in many of his survivors
who came out?
773
00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:08,081
It was really important for me
774
00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:09,716
and the filmmakers
and the other producers
775
00:29:09,817 --> 00:29:11,552
to go, "Let's show
who these people were.
776
00:29:11,652 --> 00:29:13,020
"Let's bring them in the doc
777
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,255
"when they're just commenting
on the time and the era,
778
00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,723
"and if they have good memories
of Bill Cosby,
779
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,459
let's let them bring them in
to talk about that."
780
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:19,993
Because then
the thing happens, like,
781
00:29:20,094 --> 00:29:22,529
maybe some woman is telling me
about how Playboy worked
782
00:29:22,629 --> 00:29:25,666
and who Hugh Hefner was--
another man who's in this era--
783
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,768
and you go, "Oh,
she's an expert 'cause she was
784
00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,336
in Playboy magazine
and she was a Playmate."
785
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:31,105
And then you go,
"Oh, wait, she's a survivor."
786
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,340
So, you get to meet her
as a human being
787
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,110
who's an expert in her life,
in her field, and you don't...
788
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:37,444
And you're not bringing
all that,
789
00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:39,213
"This survivor's
about to tell me a story, too."
790
00:29:39,313 --> 00:29:41,248
Right, right. Is it possible
791
00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:43,750
to separate the artist
from the art?
792
00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:45,986
-Do you think it is possible?
-I mean, I would say this.
793
00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:48,088
We separate the art
from the artist all the time.
794
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:49,623
-Hmm.
-There are so many ways.
795
00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:51,759
It could be musicians,
could be actors. We...
796
00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:53,427
They don't have to be criminals,
but you go...
797
00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:55,329
Like, right now, you're talking
about Eric Clapton,
798
00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:57,030
-you know what I mean? (laughs)
-(laughs)
799
00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:58,432
There are a lot of people
who don't agree
800
00:29:58,532 --> 00:29:59,733
with any of his vaccine stances
801
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,102
but-but maybe felt touched
802
00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:03,937
by the song "Tears in Heaven."
You know what I mean?
803
00:30:04,037 --> 00:30:05,839
Like, so,
we do that all the time.
804
00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:07,641
We just don't think about it
until it becomes somebody
805
00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:09,643
who's so seminal as Bill Cosby.
806
00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,345
-Hmm.
-Where if I separate...
807
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:12,946
If I go, "I can't watch
this stuff anymore,"
808
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,615
and you go, "I can,"
then it becomes a fight
809
00:30:14,715 --> 00:30:15,949
of you mad at me for...
810
00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,417
'cause you think
I don't understand
811
00:30:17,518 --> 00:30:19,219
and 'cause you don't think
I'm taking him seriously.
812
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,754
And, so, for me,
I'm like, in this doc,
813
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:22,156
we can take the art seriously,
814
00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,657
-but we have to talk
about the other stuff. -Right.
815
00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:25,993
Well, I'll tell you this, man.
This documentary,
816
00:30:26,093 --> 00:30:28,695
I can't imagine how hard
and scary it was to make.
817
00:30:28,796 --> 00:30:30,197
-It's still scary right now,
Trevor. -Yeah, no.
818
00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:32,232
-Yeah. -I-I appreciate that.
But-but honestly,
819
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,201
I appreciate it
just on a personal level
820
00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:37,871
because I think it gives people
an opportunity
821
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:40,974
to consume
an extremely complicated story
822
00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:42,976
and a complicated legacy
823
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,412
in one of the most nuanced ways
possible, so thank you for that.
824
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,980
Thank you for putting yourself
on the line.
825
00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:48,615
-And just be clear, thank...
-And I want you to know,
826
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:50,784
if your career ends, I will...
827
00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:52,986
I will, like,
claim that I never knew you.
828
00:30:53,086 --> 00:30:55,122
-(laughs)
-But I appreciate what you did.
829
00:30:55,222 --> 00:30:57,691
Well, I... And I will respect
that. I will respect that.
830
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:59,660
-This tape will be deleted.
I understand. -No, man.
831
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,361
For real, man, congratulations,
and thank you very much.
832
00:31:01,462 --> 00:31:02,629
Thank you very much, Trevor.
833
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,064
NOAH:
We Need to Talk About Cosby
834
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:07,167
premieres January 30th
only on Showtime.
835
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,435
We're gonna take a quick break,
836
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:10,571
but we'll be right back
after this.
837
00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:14,314
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
838
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,316
But before we go, this weekend
was the 49th anniversary
839
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,717
of Roe v. Wade,
840
00:31:17,817 --> 00:31:20,420
and while it is still law,
in much of the country,
841
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,522
women's reproductive rights
are being threatened.
842
00:31:22,622 --> 00:31:24,457
But Planned Parenthood
is on the ground.
843
00:31:24,558 --> 00:31:26,793
They're helping deliver
vital reproductive health care,
844
00:31:26,893 --> 00:31:29,529
sex education and information
to millions of people
845
00:31:29,629 --> 00:31:32,032
not just in the United States
but worldwide.
846
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,367
So, if you want to support them
in their mission,
847
00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,636
then you can donate
at the link below.
848
00:31:36,736 --> 00:31:38,872
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
849
00:31:38,972 --> 00:31:41,007
Get your vaccine, and remember:
850
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:44,444
you never know when there's
a microphone recording you,
851
00:31:44,544 --> 00:31:46,546
so just to be safe,
852
00:31:46,646 --> 00:31:49,082
call everyone
a stupid son of a bitch.
853
00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:52,252
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
854
00:31:52,352 --> 00:31:54,387
♪ ♪
855
00:31:55,822 --> 00:31:56,990
I-I see murders
856
00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:59,793
that you don't get to see
the way I see them.