1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,803 Stock market. Do you guys celebrate the stock market? 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,905 Yeah? Well, maybe not today. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,474 Shit was crashing, son. 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,409 It was the wildest thing I've ever seen. 5 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,212 Just, like, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. 6 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:13,614 And then Bitcoin was also crashing, 7 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,048 which makes no sense to me 'cause people tell me 8 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,383 Bitcoin is the thing that's supposed 9 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,818 to protect you from the market, but then, 10 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,721 Bitcoin goes with the market, which makes no sense. 11 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,790 At one point, I tried to check my stock portfolio app, 12 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,058 and my app was just like, 13 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,960 "Ah, maybe go play some Wordle, buddy." 14 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,863 It's not a good day. Actually, you know what? 15 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,698 I feel bad for all the Wall Street guys 16 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,001 who jumped out of the window at noon, 17 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,069 because the market rebounded 18 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,172 and it came up higher at the end of the day. 19 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,340 So now you know there's at least, like, one guy 20 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,943 who jumped out of the window, and then it's like... 21 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,678 Ah, man. You got to wait 'till the end of the day 22 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,113 to kill yourself, fellas. 23 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,048 You never know what the market's gonna do. 24 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,584 Imagine jumping out the window, and you're like, "Aah!" 25 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:51,985 And then, as you're falling down the building, 26 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:53,320 you're looking in the windows of your building. 27 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,421 Then you're seeing the thing go up, 28 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,290 and you're like, "Aah, no! 29 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,226 No! I'm rich! I'm rich!" 30 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,130 Yeah, but that happened today on the stock market. 31 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,265 And I think it's rebounded. 32 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,135 They said it ended higher than where it started in the day, 33 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,938 which must be terrifying for people's money. 34 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,372 'Cause we always think about this 35 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:13,774 from our perspective as humans, 36 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,475 but imagine how your money feels. 37 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,878 -(laughter) -The stock market is like a rollercoaster 38 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,080 for your money. You know how terrifying that shit is? 39 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,381 You just put your money in there. 40 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,783 You don't even think about your money. 41 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,085 Your money buys you food, your money buys you shelter. 42 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,486 And you don't give a shit. You're just like, 43 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,955 "Yeah, money, go to the stock market." 44 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,690 And then, your money is just there terrified. 45 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:33,627 "I'm down! I'm up! I'm less! I'm more!" 46 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,429 It's terrifying. 47 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,798 I do that on purpose, though, with my money. 48 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,399 I put my money in the stock market 49 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:42,102 -just so that it appreciates my bank account more. -(laughter) 50 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,171 Then, when my money comes back to my bank account, it's like, 51 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,506 "Yo, Trev, I'm never gonna talk shit 52 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,974 about this ever again man." 53 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,443 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 54 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,613 in New York City, the only city in America, it's 55 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,448 The Daily Show. 56 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,951 Tonight-- the playoffs in overtime, 57 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,554 TikTok's new villain 58 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,090 and Jay Shetty! 59 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:07,861 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 60 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,530 Hey! What's going on, everybody? 61 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,198 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 62 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,066 And joining me for today's headlines 63 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,936 is our very own Desi Lydic. What's going on, Desi? 64 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,305 -I've missed you. -Thanks, Trevor. I missed you! 65 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:21,141 -You know, I'm making the most of my January. -Yeah? 66 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,077 Yeah, yeah, I'm doing dry January, actually, 67 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:27,080 and I feel really great. I feel really good. 68 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,949 It's hard, but, you know, I'm just, like, 69 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,584 drinking a ton of water, 70 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,587 dropping a little LSD every night, taking the edge off. 71 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,122 So far, I feel awesome. 72 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:37,391 The whole point, I think, is to... 73 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,092 You know what? Good for you, Desi. 74 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,094 -Thank you. Thank you. I'm really proud. -Yeah, congrats. 75 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,663 Completely sober. All right, 76 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,731 let's jump right into today's headlines. 77 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,267 ♪ ♪ 78 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,503 We kick things off with the NFL, 79 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:53,240 the sport so good, we totally forgot about the brain damage. 80 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,443 Now, this weekend had some absolutely crazy 81 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,245 NFL playoff games. 82 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,948 I mean, football hasn't seen anything this exciting 83 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,417 since that Super Bowl where the Patriots accidentally 84 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,519 took on a Puppy Bowl team. You remember that? 85 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:09,289 Yo, those puppies got blown out! 52-17. 86 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,425 And for all four games this weekend, 87 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,560 if you didn't stick around 'till the very end, 88 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,129 you basically missed the entire thing. 89 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:19,833 There may have never been another playoff weekend 90 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,969 like the one that you saw this weekend. 91 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:25,339 The Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills capped off one 92 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,975 of the wildest weekends of football of all time, 93 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:31,945 with all four games decided on the final play. 94 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,780 NEWSMAN: Remarkable! 95 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,083 NEWSWOMAN: The Chiefs and Bills scored a combined 25 points 96 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,885 over the final two minutes of regulation 97 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,654 with the lead changing three times. 98 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,156 NEWSMAN: He might be gone! He is! 99 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,792 NEWSWOMAN: Buffalo went ahead with 13 seconds remaining 100 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,662 after Josh Allen's fourth touchdown pass of the game, 101 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,931 all of them to Gabriel Davis. 102 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,534 NEWSMAN: Down to the middle of the end zone! And there it is! 103 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,170 NEWSWOMAN: But Patrick Mahomes led the Chiefs down the field 104 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,307 to set up a 49-yard field goal to send the game into overtime. 105 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,844 Kansas City won the coin toss and marched downfield. 106 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,512 Mahomes connected with Travis Kelce 107 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:09,049 to secure their spot in the AFC championship game. 108 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,617 NEWSMAN: To the endzone, for the win! 109 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,519 -(cheers) NEWSMAN: He caught it! 110 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,588 Yes! Yes, he caught it! 111 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,089 He caught it! Did you see that?! 112 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,791 Oh, man, he caught it! 113 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,226 That was so great to see! 114 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,895 And that's also so great to hear someone say, "he caught it! 115 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,263 and it's not about Omicron. 116 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,631 Wow! For real, guys. 117 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:25,899 That game, it was incredible. 118 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,367 It was incredible. All the games were. 119 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,435 I was so amped up, 120 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,070 I had trouble going to bed afterwards. 121 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,405 It was a huge problem. 122 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,707 In fact, I think when the NFL airs a game like this 123 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,209 on Sunday nights, 124 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,077 Like, they should think about us people who need to go to sleep. 125 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,412 You know? They should, like, 126 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,614 maybe always air a New York Jets game afterwards, 127 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,748 just to help you relax. 128 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,483 You know? Yeah. 129 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,786 Oh, and-and you know what else they need to do in the NFL? 130 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,088 They need to get rid of the sudden death rule, okay? 131 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,824 Like, if one team scores, the other team should 132 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,659 have a chance to respond. 133 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,461 We did this in soccer a long time ago. 134 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,963 We saw it's not fair Like, what's the rush? 135 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,498 No one is watching an NFL playoff game in overtime 136 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,868 thinking, "This is the most exciting part of the game! 137 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,537 Oh, I hope it ends soon!" (laughs) 138 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,772 And also, to base the possession on a coin flip-- 139 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,341 Who came up with this? It's not fair. 140 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,775 It's archaic. 141 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,110 Instead of a coin, 142 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,311 they should switch to crypto. 143 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,181 Yeah. Both teams get a Bitcoin, 144 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,049 and then whichever side can explain why it's 145 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,151 not a scam, they get to go first. 146 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,419 I think that's more fair. 147 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,888 Although, honestly, 148 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,423 I think this game shouldn't have gone into overtime. 149 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,692 You're telling me that the Bills' defense 150 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,195 couldn't have held on for 13 seconds? 151 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,697 13 seconds?! 152 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,467 I've had farts that last longer than that. 153 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,336 And, yes, Mark, I have seen a doctor about it, 154 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,505 and yeah, he does have some serious concerns, 155 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,073 but that's not the point. 156 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,308 You know what? I will say this, 157 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,211 I think you can accomplish a lot in 13 seconds. 158 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:46,246 13 seconds is a great amount of time. It's the right 159 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,749 amount of time that you should spend with your kid every day, 160 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,784 it's exactly the amount of time that the CDC says 161 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,886 you should wash your hands, 162 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,322 It's exactly the amount of time that you should 163 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:58,091 spend before sending a tweet out. 164 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,027 -Like, thinking about it? -Yeah. 165 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,361 Like, you'd be surprised how much you could 166 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,263 do in 13 seconds, don't you think? 167 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,298 I-I don't think I've ever changed my mind 168 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,533 about something in 13 seconds. 169 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,336 Well, I don't know... you could. 170 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,472 The corn-- The coin flip thing I'm with you on, though. 171 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,541 -Yeah, right? -It does not belong in football. 172 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,542 Does not belong in football. 173 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,810 It could belong in other things. 174 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,379 Like, I did flip a coin to figure out which 175 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:20,447 vaccine I should take. 176 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,282 -It was like, heads I do Pfizer... -Oh! 177 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,817 ...tails, I do Moderna, 178 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,054 if the coin drops into the sewer, I do J&J. 179 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,859 I got Pfizer, but it really could have gone 180 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,427 -in a different direction. -(laughing) 181 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,129 -Oh, man. J&J. -Yeah. 182 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,065 I should maybe figure out a different system 183 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,633 for doing stuff like that. 184 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,169 Oh. All right. Let's move on to a team 185 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:45,105 that hopefully has a better defense than the Bills: 186 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,473 Ukraine. 187 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,309 For months now, tensions have been building 188 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,078 on the border of Ukraine 189 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:54,848 as Russia has sent 100,000 troops 190 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,617 to the region. 191 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,753 And now it's looking like war could break out 192 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,188 at any time. 193 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,623 NEWSMAN: With Russian troops amassing 194 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,626 along Ukraine's northern, southern and eastern borders, 195 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,428 Europe now teetering on the brink of war. 196 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,697 NEWSMAN 2: U.S. officials ordering the evacuation 197 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,700 of family members of U.S. embassy staff in Ukraine. 198 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,370 The order comes as tensions mount in the region 199 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,438 with some fearing a Russian invasion 200 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,840 could come at any time 201 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,676 despite consistent denials by the Kremlin. 202 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,546 Now the New York Times reporting that President Biden 203 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,048 is weighing sending thousands of U.S. troops, 204 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,051 warships and aircraft to Eastern Europe. 205 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,452 Secretary of State Antony Blinken 206 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,389 reaffirming U.S. support for the Ukrainian government. 207 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:38,458 BLINKEN: If a single additional Russian force 208 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,594 goes into Ukraine in an aggressive way, 209 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,162 uh, as I said, that would trigger 210 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:45,399 a swift, a severe and a united response, 211 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,501 uh, from us and from Europe. 212 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,203 Yeah, you heard the man. 213 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,772 Russia better not enter Ukraine 214 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,640 in an aggressive way. 215 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,778 But if the whole army just kind of shimmies in, though, 216 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,112 that would be kind of cute. 217 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,781 You know, we'll let that slide. 218 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,783 "Excuse me. Excuse me. Coming to take country. 219 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,651 Coming to take country, please." 220 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:05,786 And look, those are strong words 221 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,020 from America's Secretary of State, 222 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,689 but if I'm a Ukrainian, 223 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,691 probably gonna hedge my bets, you know? 224 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,125 I'll look at what happened with Afghanistan, 225 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,695 and I'll book my seat on that evacuation flight now. 226 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,830 And this isn't just about Ukraine, by the way. 227 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,700 Many countries, many countries are worried 228 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,269 about what this war could mean for the entire region. 229 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,037 Hell, even for the entire world. 230 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,906 It could spiral out into a bigger war, 231 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,708 like World War III. 232 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,511 And personally, I don't think America is ready 233 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:33,780 to fight Russia over Ukraine. 234 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,683 I mean, America's been fighting brown people for so long. 235 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,052 Does it even remember how to fight white people? 236 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,521 At least Ukraine has time to prepare, though. 237 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,122 That's the thing about war these days. 238 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,091 The element of surprise is gone. 239 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,226 You got a satellite. You see them. 240 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,462 100,000 Russians at your border. 241 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,864 Back in the old days, you could launch a surprise attack, 242 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,400 but now you send troops to the other border, 243 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,935 Waze just tells everybody. 244 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,704 "Hey, the Russian army is causing slowdowns on your route, 245 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,873 so you probably want to avoid the freeway." 246 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,074 The thing I don't get 247 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:03,210 is why Russia even wants Ukraine so badly. 248 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,580 Like, what do you want? Have you seen a map of Russia? 249 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,148 Just-just go to Siberia. 250 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,117 There's a Ukraine-sized piece of land 251 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,019 with one guy living on it. 252 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,754 You don't even have to fight Ukraine. 253 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,056 You could just fight Dmitri. 254 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,626 I know why Russia's doing this. They're doing it 255 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,696 because we're in between James Bonds right now. 256 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,565 I mean, who's gonna stop Russia 257 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:28,235 if it's not for having one British alcoholic guy? 258 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,871 We got to pick a Bond. We got to pick a Bond. 259 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,941 I would have never thought of that as being the reason, 260 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,375 but it's true. We are Bondless. 261 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,144 -We're Bondless. -(Noah exhales) 262 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,047 It's not that hard. We got to pick someone. 263 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,448 I think it is hard. 264 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,250 I mean, there are so many of them. 265 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,619 Well, yeah, but we got a lot of great choices. 266 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,088 -That's true. Yeah. -Idris Elba. 267 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,059 -You could do it. -Oh, you're pointing at me? 268 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,961 -You could do it. -(chuckles) 269 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,063 -No, I couldn't. -Yes, you could. 270 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,066 I d... I don't like... I don't like vodka. 271 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,400 Well, you could fake it, though. 272 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:02,035 It's a part. It's an acting role. 273 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,470 You can do it. I saw that shimmy. 274 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,239 -You can't fake drink... -That's a Bond shimmy. 275 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,107 You can't fake drinking vodka. 276 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,142 'Cause if you... When you drink it, 277 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,811 it, like, it still... You taste it, and then you... 278 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,446 Like, I throw up. 279 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,681 You should try a little LSD. 280 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,450 You could be a dry Bond 281 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,519 but then replace it with LSD. 282 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,754 -Oh, I like that. -I'll call your agents. 283 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,122 -Thank you, Desi. -You're welcome. 284 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,157 "I'll take my LSD... 285 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:26,727 sh-shaken?" 286 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,762 We'll workshop it. 287 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,430 We'll work it out. Okay. 288 00:10:30,531 --> 00:10:33,433 Let's move on from a-a war that might never start 289 00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:35,235 to one that never ends, 290 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,938 the battle over COVID vaccines. 291 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,341 After "what shoes should M&Ms wear?" 292 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,743 asking whether vaccines are good 293 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,179 is literally the dumbest thing people can fight about. 294 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,980 But they are fighting. 295 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,916 And, yesterday, thousands of people 296 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,385 held a rally in Washington, D.C., 297 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,654 to hear why vaccine mandates 298 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,456 are worse... (German accent): than Hitler. 299 00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:58,525 NEWSWOMAN: In the nation's capital Sunday, 300 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,928 demonstrators gathered at the Lincoln Memorial, 301 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,931 many voicing opposition to the COVID-19 vaccine, 302 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,266 others protesting vaccine mandates. 303 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,902 Among the speakers, Robert Kennedy Jr., 304 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,671 son of the late New York Senator 305 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,773 and Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy. 306 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:17,211 What we're seeing today is what I call 307 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,446 "turnkey totalitarianism." 308 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,281 They are putting in place 309 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,584 all of these technocla-- 310 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,086 technological mechanisms for control 311 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,754 we've never seen before. 312 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,723 Even in Hitler Germany, you could-- 313 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,859 you could cross the Alps into Switzerland, 314 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,428 you could hide in an attic like Anne Frank did. 315 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,864 Yeah, the man is right. Who could argue? 316 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,100 No one ever talks about how good Anne Frank had it. 317 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,668 Free room and board. 318 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,337 All the time in the world to write. 319 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,873 Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me. 320 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,875 I will say though, crazy is relative. 321 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:51,879 Because RFK may be saying wild shit about the Holocaust, 322 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,680 but half the people he's talking to 323 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,749 don't even believe the Holocaust happened. 324 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,885 Yeah, just standing there, like, "Anne Frank? 325 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,787 Didn't realize this guy was such a liberal. Huh." 326 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,690 My God, it's like every family 327 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,959 has that one loose cannon. 328 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,362 Like, just a total embarrassment. 329 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,430 Every family has that. 330 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:13,867 Although, I have to say, I don't think there's one in my family. 331 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,537 Everyone is... pretty normal. 332 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:19,406 Not, like, one major embarrassment. 333 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,707 So... 334 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,143 Oh, my God. 335 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,179 -Am I the embarrassment? -No. 336 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,247 -Am I the one? -No. 337 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,083 Oh, God, I'm the Chet Hanks. 338 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,085 Aw, shit. 339 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,655 Guess I better not put out that rap video. 340 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,324 My patois was getting so good. 341 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,759 -(chuckles softly) -(sighs) 342 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,260 Delete it. 343 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,196 Anyway... 344 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:43,897 I'm-I'm sorry you found that out. 345 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,365 On TV, Desi. 346 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,734 Are we on TV? 347 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,504 All right, finally, let's talk about movie trailers. 348 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,473 That's a question I ask myself all the time, to be honest. 349 00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:56,276 All right, and, finally, let's talk about movie trailers. 350 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,679 They're the free sample that the theater hands out 351 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,914 so that hopefully you'll buy the whole movie. 352 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,683 Normally, trailers are a simple thing that we watch 353 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,851 and then we move on with our lives. 354 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,687 But now some people are very upset 355 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,523 about a trailer that promised more 356 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,058 than it could deliver. 357 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,561 NEWSWOMAN: Well, two fans of actress Ana de Armas 358 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,297 have filed a federal class action lawsuit 359 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,465 against Universal. 360 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,901 They say the actress was not in the final cut 361 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,204 of the movie Yesterday, although she appeared in the trailer. 362 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,074 The suit accuses Universal of engaging 363 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,909 in deceptive marketing techniques, 364 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,411 false advertisement, unjust enrichment 365 00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,213 and violating competition laws. 366 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,884 The suit seeks to recover at least five million dollars. 367 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,285 Hell yeah! 368 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,521 Give these people their five million dollars! 369 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,556 Give it to them! This shit drives me crazy, man. 370 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,658 Let me tell you something, this happens all the time, 371 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,326 and nobody does anything about this. 372 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,328 They have trailers that have nothing to do with... 373 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,330 they just put things in, and then I go there... 374 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,632 Like, there's a badass scene 375 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:53,800 in the trailer for Licorice Pizza, right? 376 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,103 Where Bradley Cooper is doing some kung fu smashing thing, 377 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,238 it's, like, car windows, he's got, like, a pair of squeegees. 378 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,541 But that doesn't happen in the movie. Never happens. 379 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,576 The whole movie, I was waiting for it-- never happened. 380 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,545 I even sat through the credits to see if, like, 381 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:05,879 it comes afterwards. 382 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,648 Nothing. I mean, Samuel L. Jackson came out, 383 00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:09,449 and he recruited everyone for The Avengers, 384 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,785 but otherwise, nothing about the car windows. 385 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,520 That's the problem with movie trailers. 386 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,422 They all go too far in one direction or another. 387 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,857 They're either showing me the stuff 388 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,091 that's not in the movie, 389 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,826 or they're showing me the entire movie. 390 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,328 -♪ ♪ -First, they fell in love. 391 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,063 But then they broke up. 392 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,965 But then they reunited on the Eiffel Tower. 393 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,134 That's the big finale. You never see it coming. 394 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,871 Except we just showed it to you, so you will this summer. 395 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,372 Stop doing that! 396 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,075 Just pique my interest. That's it. 397 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,077 I will say, at the same time, though, 398 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,479 $5 million is a big penalty. 399 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:43,083 I don't know if the movie studio should pay $5 million for this. 400 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,553 Like, I think it would be enough to just give them a free popcorn 401 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,255 at the next movie. 402 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,257 You know? But make it a large popcorn, 403 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,826 because the lawyers, they're gonna take two-thirds of it. 404 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,262 Yeah. That's how law works. 405 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,930 But there should be some punishment 406 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,132 for lying to your audience 407 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,168 about who's in your movie. 408 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,203 You can't just get away with that. 409 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,405 Or if there's no punishment, then fine. 410 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,741 But then I should get to do it, too. 411 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,277 Yeah. Make sure to stick around for my exclusive interview 412 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,346 with the ghost of Princess Diana. 413 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,814 Coming up next. 414 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,050 I mean, really, if we're gonna sue movie trailers for anything, 415 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,754 it should be for destroying our favorite childhood song. 416 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:24,691 They always, like, put it in some creepy, slowed-down version 417 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,261 -of a kids' song, like... -Yeah, right? 418 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:31,265 Like, they're like, ♪ Ring around the rosie. ♪ 419 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,699 I'm like, "Great. 420 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,935 "Thanks for ruining my favorite childhood song 421 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,237 of people dying in the plague." 422 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,573 Destroyed it forever. 423 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,942 They're like: "From the creators of Saw, 424 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:46,980 it's... ♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes. ♪ 425 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,449 Crazy. It's awful. You better hope 426 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,451 they don't reboot Jaws-- it'll be like, 427 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:54,821 ♪ Baby shark, doo, doo, doo-doo ♪ 428 00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:57,224 -♪ Doo, doo-doo. ♪ -(laughs) 429 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,927 That song became very creepy 430 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,695 -when you sang it slow, actually. -I know, right? 431 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,564 Try getting that out of your head for the rest of the day. 432 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:05,032 Just like someone walking through... 433 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,467 -If someone was singing that at night in my house, -Yeah. 434 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:11,205 really, like, ♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo. ♪ 435 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,906 That's terrifying, actually. 436 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,809 Yeah, I got, I have nightmares about it. 437 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,811 It could be the LSD, but... 438 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,913 You-you should... 439 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,381 Never mind. 440 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,052 All right, when we come back, we'll talk about West Elm Caleb, 441 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,721 and why social media is the best place 442 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,122 to hash out your drama. 443 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:30,624 You don't want to miss out. 444 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,732 Did you guys... did you guys see this thing about West Elm Caleb? 445 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,033 Has anybody seen this story? 446 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,335 It's a huge story that, like... It has... 447 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,770 It blew up. Well, it's weird. 448 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,539 It started on TikTok, and then it got bigger, 449 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,109 and it went from... it went from TikTok to, like, tabloids, 450 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,578 and then from tabloids, it went to, like, newspapers 451 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,480 and, like, you know The New York Times. 452 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,248 And everyone wrote about it. 453 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,651 The long and short of the story is, um, 454 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,587 there's a woman on TikTok who posted a story 455 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,889 about a bad date that she had with a guy named "Caleb." 456 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,825 Then, other women saw that video, and they thought 457 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,193 she was talking about another Caleb. 458 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,895 And then, they were, like, "Ah, yeah, we met Caleb." 459 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,297 And she's like, "Well, not that Caleb." 460 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,765 But they were like, "But what is... Who's this Caleb?" 461 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,166 And turns out there's a Caleb 462 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,568 who apparently worked at West Elm, the furniture place. 463 00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:16,970 And then, these women were now like, 464 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,307 "Yeah, this Caleb is a dick. What he did was, he, um, 465 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,044 "took me on a date and then went on a bunch of dates with me 466 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,813 and then ghosted me and disappeared." And then... 467 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,182 I don't know if, like, one of the women or other women was 468 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,151 like, "He also sent unsolicited dick pics." 469 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,720 And this became a huge... but this became huge online. 470 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,323 Like, I mean, massive, all right? 471 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:40,727 And then, what happened was, like, one of the women's videos 472 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,296 went really viral, and she put up Caleb's face 473 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,298 and his name and everything, 474 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,501 so people tracked him down, found his workplace, 475 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,804 started threatening, like, West Elm, like, 476 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,039 about, like, furniture and shit, and him, 477 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,541 and then, um... 478 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,109 And then, like, he's gone now. 479 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,645 The guy's, like, basically had to go deep undercover. 480 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,213 He's just gone. 481 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,716 He's a six-foot-four white boy named Caleb, and he's gone. 482 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,085 And... and this became a huge storyline, 483 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,454 because people were like, "Yeah, he got what he deserved. 484 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:11,992 You know, this is terrible what he did to women and whatever." 485 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,260 And I was... I was going... I was watching the story evolve 486 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,130 over the weekend, and you know what was going through my head? 487 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,132 Well, first of all, I was thinking, like, 488 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,636 it's amazing how much coverage he got from ghosting. 489 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:25,572 He didn't do anything, like, super bad 490 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,240 from what the people are saying. 491 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,542 Unsolicited-unsolicited dick picks we'll talk about. 492 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:32,479 Obviously, that's bad. But I'm saying, he just ghosted, 493 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,415 and then, the guy's viral on every newspaper in the country. 494 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,585 And all I kept thinking was, the Uyghurs in China-- 495 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,286 they should ghost someone. 496 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,223 I've never seen them get this much coverage. 497 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,991 Yeah, just, like, ghost a few people, 498 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,226 and then, all of a sudden, 499 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,827 everyone was gonna be talking about you. 500 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,896 You know? But it was wild to me that, like, 501 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,898 this thing became such a big story 502 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,300 considering it was, like, a private date 503 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,402 and a private conversation. And don't get it twisted. 504 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,804 I'm not blaming women who went on dates or anything. 505 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:58,805 It's like a commentary 506 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,106 on the culture that we live in. 507 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,541 Do you know what I mean? 508 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,109 But I, I felt like-- 509 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,412 I don't know if I was the only person, I was going, 510 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,616 "Have we lost the ability to go on bad dates?" 511 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,652 Is that not a thing anymore? 512 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,621 Because I go, like, if you, if you have a bad date, 513 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,956 you're allowed to feel upset about it, all right, 514 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,725 and you should be able to talk about it, 515 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,227 I mean, you-- and you should be able to roast, like, 516 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,362 if you went on a date with a shit guy, 517 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,563 roast him all you want. 518 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,799 Like, that's in the Constitution, I think. 519 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,534 The whole point of dating is so that 520 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,903 you can talk shit about bad dates. 521 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,304 Like, that's why you go on dates, 522 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,706 is 'cause you want to get stories about 523 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,007 how shit the dates were. 524 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,442 You know, otherwise, what's the point of dating? 525 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,010 (stammers) You-You're like, trying to find love. 526 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,178 That's boring, you know? 527 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,180 Love is, like, what you want at the end, 528 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,015 but you want the bad date stories along the way. 529 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,249 That's why you're dating. 530 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,884 Otherwise, you just do an arranged marriage 531 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:45,885 and you just go straight in, 532 00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:46,920 no stories. 533 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,788 You know what I'm saying? 534 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,791 But now, like, w-what's weird to me with this story is 535 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,893 like, these people are sharing stories 536 00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:57,764 that I personally felt you would share with your friends, right? 537 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,566 But now they're sharing them on social media, 538 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,501 going like, "Oh, this is what happened to me personally 539 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,204 in my life," and then social media jumps on, 540 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,539 because the algorithm takes the story-- which is, like, 541 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,974 a funny story. Because I-- 542 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,011 I should also include-- the woman who had, like, 543 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,879 one of the most viral videos, she came out afterwards, and 544 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,082 she's like, "Oh, I didn't want Caleb to get death threats. 545 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,119 I thought I was just telling a funny story to people on TikTok" 546 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,553 which she was. 547 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,391 But then the algorithm goes, like, "Ah! Conflict!" 548 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,760 You know? It's the conflict monster. 549 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,261 And then it put it out to the world 550 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,630 and the world was like, "We don't see anything funny, 551 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,166 West Elm Caleb must die." 552 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,268 They were like, "West Elm Caleb must die." 553 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,170 And I love that that was his thing. 554 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,171 Tabloids, everyone was like, 555 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,573 "West Elm Caleb! West Elm Caleb!" 556 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,008 Everyone. 557 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,443 Which is shitty, in my opinion. 558 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,278 I-I do not know West Elm Caleb, 559 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,247 I have no affiliation with West Elm Caleb. 560 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,281 I do not care for him. 561 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,883 He's some random six-foot-four white boy, 562 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,584 I don't care. But maybe that's part of the reason it's 563 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,619 fashionable to dunk on him, is 'cause 564 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,653 he's a straight white guy, 565 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,455 so people are like, "Yeah, get him!" 566 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,990 But I still go, "He's a human being." 567 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,725 We haven't heard his side of the story, 568 00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,826 and people can just shit on him. 569 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,994 And I don't think it's fair. 570 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,295 I genuinely don't think it's fair that, 571 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:06,199 like, like internet mobs just jump on you like this. 572 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,434 And then your job? 573 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,468 This shit went to his job. 574 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,003 Imagine, now, your boss is there 575 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,773 and he's like, "Ah, good sales quarter, uh, you know, but, uh, 576 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,877 the streets are saying you're a (bleep) boy." 577 00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:20,080 No one deserves that. 578 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,215 And West Elm doesn't deserve this. 579 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,050 These poor people are trying to sell furniture. 580 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,618 Next thing, their phones are ringing off the hook. 581 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:28,588 They must've been like, "Oh, shit! The ads are working!" 582 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,690 Then they pick up the phone, "Hello? 583 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,292 "What? No, 584 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,994 No, I won't forward your bomb to Caleb." 585 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,695 Thank you." 586 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,998 And it's like... 587 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,167 This-this story for me was, like, the perfect encapsulation 588 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:44,471 of all the things that are great about social media 589 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,640 but then also all the downsides of social media, 590 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:49,709 and part of it was a lot of the language that people were using. 591 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,811 'Cause they were saying what Caleb does... 592 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,848 Because apparently he sent some of the women 593 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,217 the same playlist that he sent the other women, 594 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,685 but he called them different names, 595 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:02,055 and so they were like, "Oh, he's gaslighting us." 596 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:05,325 I was like, "No, that's just recycling game." 597 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,626 You know what I mean? 598 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,895 That-That's... Most people have limited game. 599 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,463 I don't know why everyone thinks they're fancy. 600 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:11,865 Most people... 601 00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:13,433 Everything you think that's unique about a person, 602 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,735 they've done to everybody else that they've met. 603 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,772 "Well, is it just me, or are you..." 604 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,440 Yeah, you've done this many times. 605 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,375 There's nothing spontaneous about anybody. 606 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,210 They've done all the shit that you've met them doing. 607 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,313 Every sexual position. Every everything. 608 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,348 Do you know what I mean? They're not gaslighting you. 609 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,483 And then they were saying he's love bombing, 610 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,718 which, if I understand correctly, 611 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,487 means he was... He, like, like, just... 612 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,323 He piled it on thick at the beginning 613 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,358 and then just disappeared afterward. 614 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,327 So he's like, "Oh, I like you. I like you. I like you." 615 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,162 Texting, texting, texting. Then he disappeared, 616 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,997 and they were like, "That's love bombing." 617 00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:45,265 And here's the thing. 618 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,666 I'm glad that people are going to therapy. 619 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,168 I'm going to therapy. Everyone's going to therapy. 620 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,302 But we should be careful 621 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,004 to bring the therapy speak into life 622 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,506 'cause we are not therapists. Know what I mean? 623 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,008 I don't know if this is love bombing. 624 00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,309 I think this is human nature. 625 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,877 We get obsessed with a thing when it's new, 626 00:22:57,978 --> 00:23:00,013 we love using it, and that's it. 627 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,182 When I was young, my mom bought me a fire truck. 628 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,917 I drove the shit out of that fire truck. 629 00:23:04,017 --> 00:23:05,618 Like, the whole house was burning for a week. 630 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,320 And then I didn't use the fire truck. 631 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,488 My mom didn't come and be like, 632 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,390 "You're love bombing that fire truck." 633 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,192 She was just like, "You-you got bored." 634 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:15,195 It... The thing is not what... You know what I mean? 635 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,763 And then they're like, "This is abuse. 636 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,198 This is a form of abuse." 637 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,866 Look, man, I take abuse really seriously. 638 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,868 I think we all should. You know? 639 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,305 But I don't think all rejection is abuse. 640 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,408 Life is about getting rejected, unfortunately. 641 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,211 For everyone to get a yes, someone had to get a no. 642 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:32,612 Every one of us here. 643 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,247 The fact that you're in a relationship with someone 644 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:36,750 is because other people rejected them or rejected you. 645 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,618 That's the only reason we get there. 646 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,186 Life is about rejection. 647 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,621 People have a right to reject you. 648 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,524 It's shit, but they have a right to reject you. 649 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,326 You know? All of these things. 650 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,028 It's like people... It's like now we're living in a world 651 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,462 where people are like, "Ah, no, I... 652 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,198 I... No, I don't have a right to not feel good." 653 00:23:52,299 --> 00:23:54,334 No, that's... I don't want you to not feel good, 654 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,503 but people have a right to reject you. 655 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,272 In fact, ghosting is not as bad as people think 656 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,840 because the person is sending you a message 657 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,843 by not sending you a message. You know what I mean? 658 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,445 Like, I've never been ghosted and been like, 659 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,981 -"But how do they feel about me?" -(laughter) 660 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:09,816 That's-- Th-They're telling you. 661 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,351 They're telling you. 662 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:12,952 You're like, "I don't know how they feel about me." 663 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:14,921 They-- Yeah, y-you know how-- You know what I mean? 664 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,489 The only people who don't understand ghosting 665 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,224 is those automatic services that text you. 666 00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:21,294 Then they say, "Reply 'stop.' 667 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:22,796 "If you want to stop getting these messages, 668 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,197 please reply 'stop.'" 669 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,865 You know? 670 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:28,268 So, I don't know. I think it was unfair for West Elm Caleb. 671 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:30,370 Because, look, I get, I get what that woman was doing. 672 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,138 She was telling a funny story online. 673 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:33,606 I don't think she should have included his face. 674 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,608 I don't think she should have included his name. 675 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,043 You can tell the story and it'll be just as funny 676 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,678 without telling-- You could even call-- 677 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,214 Call him Furniture Boy. I think that's a great name. 678 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,983 Furniture Boy. Great. 679 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,151 You know? But then I think, as society as well, 680 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:47,654 we need to calm down with just being these, like-- 681 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,589 You know, we're not even, like, detectives. 682 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,491 We just jump into viral mobs. 683 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,993 We don't know the people. 684 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,761 We don't know the full story. 685 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,996 Right? 686 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,365 All we know is that strangers are having drama. 687 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:01,635 And then, before you know it, we just decide to insert ourselves. 688 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:04,237 And I always think to myself, before you insert yourself 689 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,040 in any drama like this, ask yourself 690 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,075 if that's what you would want strangers doing to you. 691 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,177 Just ask yourself that question. 692 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,281 That's just my opinion on it, you know. 693 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,050 And-and, please, I know people-- 694 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,085 I'm not talking about the dick pics. 695 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,854 Just to be clear. 696 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,322 I'm not including that. 697 00:25:22,422 --> 00:25:25,859 Unsolicited dick pics are never okay. 698 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,294 Never okay. 699 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:29,329 Dick pics in general, people. 700 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,132 I don't know why anyone is sending dick pics. 701 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:34,868 Right? They're-they're not cool. 702 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,136 Do you know what I mean? 703 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,904 Like, have you ever seen the statue of David? 704 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,140 Even there, Michelangelo was like, "Giant statue. 705 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,808 Dick, no. He can just..." 706 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,410 He's like, "You don't want this thing now." 707 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,511 (chuckling) 708 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:45,979 Dicks are not, like-- they're not cool. 709 00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:49,549 No one's day is ever made better by an unexpected dick pic. 710 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:52,452 You know? No one's ever like, "Yeah, I was really depressed, 711 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,754 "but then I saw Barry's dick and I thought, you know what, 712 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,189 everything's gonna be okay." 713 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,657 (laughter) 714 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,159 Like, if a woman wants to see your dick, 715 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,027 she will ask you for a picture 716 00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,196 or she'll watch Euphoria. 717 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,565 There's, like, a dick a minute in that show. 718 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,033 Which is great. 719 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,568 Don't send your dick to anyb-- 720 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,437 Nobody, nobody's day is made better 721 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:12,372 by you randomly sending them your dick. 722 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:13,807 You seen penises? 723 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,809 They look like depressed old men. 724 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,777 (laughter) 725 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,713 No one wants to see your dick. 726 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,016 So, yeah, that's West Elm Caleb. Oh, by the way, 727 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:24,985 did I tell you about the date I had with, uh, 728 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,486 Restoration Hardware Heather? 729 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,755 (laughter) 730 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:30,390 (chuckling) 731 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,428 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 732 00:26:35,529 --> 00:26:37,964 My guest tonight is mindfulness expert Jay Shetty. 733 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,233 He's here to talk about his new partnership 734 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,203 with the meditation app Calm. Jay Shetty, 735 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:45,372 -welcome to The Daily Show. -Trevor, thanks for having me. 736 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:47,073 Many people see your face, and they go like, "I know this guy. 737 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,508 "I know him from Instagram maybe. 738 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,043 "You know, I know him from having conversations 739 00:26:50,143 --> 00:26:52,112 with Oprah or with Ellen, or..." 740 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:56,149 You-you very quickly have become the face of, I mean, calm 741 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:57,817 for many people, you know, 742 00:26:57,918 --> 00:27:00,820 and-and you've talked about Thinking Like a Monk, 743 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,656 your New York Times Best-Selling book. 744 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:03,924 So I wanted to know this. 745 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,126 Number one-- what does a monk think like? 746 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:08,295 I know it's a whole book. What does a monk think like? 747 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:11,398 And secondly, when was the last time you got angry? 748 00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:14,067 So, one of the first things that I realized 749 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:17,904 when I trained to become a monk is that monks are very normal. 750 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,206 They're... We're all normal people. 751 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,207 They come from normal backgrounds. 752 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,675 They weren't born monks. 753 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,810 -Like, you don't come out of the womb as a monk. -Uh-huh. 754 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:27,547 And so, a big part of that was learning new mindsets. 755 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,283 So, we were on a 72-hour train journey 756 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:32,586 -from the north of India to the south of India. -Okay. 757 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,754 Now, as a monk, you don't travel in first class, 758 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,122 you don't travel in economy. 759 00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:38,692 You travel in the lowest class possible. 760 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,260 -So we're on the train. -Wait. Why? 761 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,196 Because you're trying to have as least attachment 762 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,800 -to your surroundings and least-least desires. -Wow. Okay. 763 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,202 Now, I stop at the different stops, 764 00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:51,705 I get off, and I meditate, and I get back on the train, 765 00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:53,306 -and my teacher notices that. -Mm-hmm. 766 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:56,643 And he says to me, "Why are you not meditating on the train?" 767 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,144 And he said, "Well..." Well, I said, 768 00:27:58,245 --> 00:28:01,114 "It's so hectic on the train, but the stop is peaceful." 769 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,383 -Mm-hmm. -"So I get off at the stop, I do my meditation, 770 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:04,985 and I get back on." 771 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:09,522 And he said, "Do you think life is peaceful like the stop, 772 00:28:09,623 --> 00:28:12,259 or is it difficult like the train?" 773 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,661 And, you know, I'm at, like, my first week 774 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:17,731 of monk training right now, and I said, 775 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,533 "I think it's difficult like the train." 776 00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,568 He said, "Well, that's where you practice how to meditate." 777 00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:23,169 -Oh, wow. -So that's how monks think. 778 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:26,273 -Monks think, how can we be in the chaos... -Okay. 779 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,874 ...be in the clutter, -Okay. 780 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,844 ...but still look for stillness in that time? 781 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:32,646 So when was the last time you got angry? 782 00:28:32,746 --> 00:28:35,081 The last time I got angry would have to be, probably, 783 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,383 like, a month ago? 784 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:37,551 -What were you angry about? -I think I was angry 785 00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:38,885 because I didn't get the Christmas gift I wanted. 786 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,220 (both laughing) 787 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,255 -This is the opposite of... -Totally the opposite. 788 00:28:42,355 --> 00:28:43,490 -What would your monk teacher say about that? -Oh, 789 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,759 they would be very, very disappointed, because-- 790 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:46,993 -Okay, okay, okay. -Yeah. 791 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,094 So this is, this is an interesting life that 792 00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:49,529 you've lived, Jay, because, I mean, 793 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:50,997 you decided, "You know what, I'm not going to go straight 794 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,166 into business, I'm gonna go to the world of being a monk." 795 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,703 -What stopped you from continuing the monk life? -Yeah. 796 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,238 You know? Like, don't most go, like, 797 00:28:58,338 --> 00:28:59,439 "I don't want for anything, 798 00:28:59,539 --> 00:29:00,840 "I don't need anything, 799 00:29:00,941 --> 00:29:02,108 -no attachment." -Yes. 800 00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:03,610 And that's it. Where-- It feels like you've gone 801 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:04,844 the opposite way. You've gone monk, 802 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:06,146 but then I also don't mind balling. 803 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,148 (Jay laughs) 804 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:09,549 So, most of my friends are still monks, 805 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:12,419 and a lot of them have continued to be lifelong monks, 806 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:14,788 And, for me, it was a purpose. 807 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,289 The way we were trained was that 808 00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:19,659 the greatest gift, or the greatest focus of a human 809 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,728 -is, "How can I serve others?" -Oh... 810 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,565 How can I best help others and serve others? 811 00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:29,135 And so, when I shared this doubt that I had with my teachers, 812 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:31,538 they said to me, "Jay, we feel the same way. 813 00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:33,974 We feel that you'd better serve if you were to move on." 814 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,642 I think that was a nice way of saying, "We're done." 815 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:37,310 "We're kicking you out." Yeah. That seems like a nice way... 816 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,645 It was like, "It's not you, it's me." 817 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:39,980 -Like a relationship breakup. -Okay. 818 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,414 But-but they agreed with me. 819 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,984 And now when I still go and study with my teachers 820 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:46,419 or I-I meet with them or I travel with them, 821 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:49,656 it's really beautiful to see how they've continued 822 00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:51,658 with that completely detached lifestyle, 823 00:29:51,758 --> 00:29:53,760 but they're so kind and gracious 824 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,530 with how they allow me to be my true self 825 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,698 and allow me to serve in that way. 826 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,100 And I think that's what we're all looking for. 827 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,502 We're looking to be accepted for who we truly are, 828 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:03,970 -to accept ourselves. -Yes. Yes. 829 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:07,007 But use what we've been given to serve and help others. 830 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:09,409 Let's talk a little bit about the Calm app, then. 831 00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:10,977 I think we all want to become more present. 832 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,380 We all want to be less shaken by the world every single day. 833 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,583 And then you get apps on your phone 834 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:20,020 that are helping you to disconnect from your phone 835 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,521 and find the calm. 836 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:23,723 Like, there is a paradox in that. 837 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,792 And-and you're teaming up with Calm now 838 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:30,297 to-to essentially curate experiences around mindfulness. 839 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,766 Is that in and of itself not a paradox? 840 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,501 Are we not living in a world where you should be going like, 841 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:36,770 "No phones. I'm just gonna email you guys 842 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,371 "something that you can read once, 843 00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:39,739 and then you're gonna know how to meditate"? 844 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,341 It's a massive paradox. I mean, Trevor, 845 00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:43,210 if you're to come with me to India tomorrow, 846 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,711 and we're gonna pack our bags, three months, 847 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:47,347 not use our phones, we'll do a little retreat together, 848 00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:49,216 -I'm in. -I would do that if the people here 849 00:30:49,316 --> 00:30:50,617 -didn't pay me. But yeah. -You would... I know. 850 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:52,085 -That's the problem, right? -I would do that. Yes. 851 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,453 -It's never enough. -(laughs) 852 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:56,690 And, so, I understand that people can't just leave. 853 00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,258 -Right. -They can't just stop. 854 00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,427 Everyone has bills to pay. Everyone has lives to lead. 855 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:03,496 Everyone has children or family, whatever it may be. 856 00:31:03,597 --> 00:31:05,632 So I think we have to meet people where they are, 857 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:07,367 and to me, that's what the apps do. 858 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:08,935 You're meeting someone where they are 859 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:10,136 in a world that they understand, 860 00:31:10,237 --> 00:31:12,472 in a world that they can contextualize. 861 00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:14,908 And if we can create a platform 862 00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:17,143 whereby, for seven minutes a day, 863 00:31:17,244 --> 00:31:20,580 you're using your phone to invest in yourself, 864 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,482 you're using your phone to take time for yourself, 865 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:24,217 then I think that's a great starting point. 866 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,619 And that's what it is. It's a starting point. 867 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:26,987 What do you think the biggest misconception 868 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,388 around meditation is? 869 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:30,857 I think the biggest misconception around meditation 870 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,260 is that you have to change what you're wearing, 871 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,794 you have to change where you're sitting 872 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,063 and that you have to silence the mind. 873 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,565 I think people are trying to quiet their mind. 874 00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:40,767 They're trying to stop everything from happening. 875 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:43,703 And meditation's not about stopping-- it's about observing. 876 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:45,539 It's about sitting with. 877 00:31:45,639 --> 00:31:48,074 It's about understanding. It's about being curious. 878 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,977 You now live in, I mean, the heart of capitalism. 879 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:53,213 You know? It's the exact opposite of what you did 880 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,881 -for three years in India. -Yeah. 881 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:57,083 You know, there's money. There's money to be made. 882 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,085 There's a balance between giving a thing 883 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:00,720 and getting a thing in return. 884 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,989 I even think about this with, like, meditation 885 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,658 and therapy sometimes. I go, 886 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,860 "It's amazing that the thing most people need the most 887 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,428 is the thing that you have to pay for." 888 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:11,097 So, like, how do you balance that conundrum 889 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,099 in a world where you're trying to do for others 890 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,668 but then it seems like sometimes it can only be 891 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:16,169 -for something in exchange? -Yeah, 892 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:18,104 one of the biggest things that I've definitely tried to do-- 893 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,539 and that's why the partnership with Calm is awesome-- 894 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:22,175 is we've tried to provide this service at scale. 895 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:23,410 So, right now, if you sign up, 896 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,412 you can sign up for $42 for the whole year. 897 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,614 -Okay. -So that's, like, $3.50 a month. 898 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:29,115 -Okay. -Right? Like, that's the average. 899 00:32:29,216 --> 00:32:30,450 So it's fully accessible. 900 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,919 We've tried to make it as affordable and accessible 901 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:34,321 for each and every human on the planet. 902 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:36,223 -Because that's the true desire. -Mm-hmm. 903 00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:38,191 But the way I grapple it with that is 904 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,861 I really enjoy being in the battle 905 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,063 and realizing how weak I am 906 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:44,865 and seeing my ego arise, 907 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,067 seeing my attachment to money come through 908 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:50,103 and then having to process it and work on it 909 00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:53,073 rather than be so removed that I believe I'm pure. 910 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:56,209 So I'd rather be reminded of my flaws and impurities 911 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,545 and have to grapple with that on a daily basis 912 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,348 to make me hold on to higher ideals 913 00:33:01,448 --> 00:33:02,816 than be so far removed from them 914 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:05,785 that I walk around feeling like I've conquered my mind 915 00:33:05,886 --> 00:33:07,587 but, in reality, I haven't. 916 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,656 So I really enjoy that paradox. 917 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:11,091 -Man. -(laughs) 918 00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,292 It is quite the paradox. 919 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:13,827 Um, I could talk to you for hours about this. 920 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:15,195 But thank you so much for joining me on the show. 921 00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:16,696 -Oh, thank you, man. -And, uh, congratulations 922 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:17,898 on all of your success. 923 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:19,599 Hopefully we'll, uh... we'll have you again 924 00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:20,800 when the midterms are on 925 00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,435 and then we'll test all of these theories 926 00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:23,904 -to help America calm down. -I'd love that. 927 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,272 -Thank you so much, Jay. -I love that. Thank you, Trevor. 928 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:26,473 -Thank you. -Appreciate it. 929 00:33:26,573 --> 00:33:28,141 Be sure to check out The Daily Jay, 930 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:29,976 available exclusively on Calm. 931 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:31,177 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 932 00:33:31,278 --> 00:33:33,513 but we'll be right back after this. 933 00:33:37,389 --> 00:33:38,657 Well, that's our show for tonight. But before we go, 934 00:33:38,757 --> 00:33:41,260 this weekend was the 49th anniversary of Roe v. Wade. 935 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,962 And while it is still law, 936 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:44,330 in much of the country, 937 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,832 women's reproductive rights are being threatened. 938 00:33:46,932 --> 00:33:48,867 But Planned Parenthood is on the ground, 939 00:33:48,968 --> 00:33:51,136 helping deliver vital reproductive health care, 940 00:33:51,236 --> 00:33:54,473 sex education and information to millions of people 941 00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:56,842 not just in the United States but worldwide. 942 00:33:56,942 --> 00:33:59,211 So if you want to support them in their mission, 943 00:33:59,311 --> 00:34:01,313 then please donate at the link below. 944 00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:03,616 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 945 00:34:03,716 --> 00:34:05,651 get your vaccine and, remember, 946 00:34:05,751 --> 00:34:09,021 just because James Bond is in the trailer 947 00:34:09,121 --> 00:34:11,090 doesn't mean he's in the movie. 948 00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:13,926 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen.