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Big news today.
Kim Kardashian announced
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that she passed a big law exam
in California.
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Yeah, on her fourth try.
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She passed the baby bar exam,
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which I didn't know that
that was a, like, a law exam.
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I always thought, like, that
the baby bar was, like, a place
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where you took your baby to
hang out to meet other babies.
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Like, when babies are having
a tough day,
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then they just be
in the baby bar together.
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"Give me another pint of milk.
Aah. Life is hard."
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I thought that it was
that thing. Anyway, Kim...
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This is really cool because
a lot of people didn't think
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Kim could pass any
of these exams,
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and now she's on her way
to becoming,
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like, a full-on lawyer,
which is dope.
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And now, what I didn't like is
people online were like,
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"I would never hire
Kim Kardashian as my..."
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"Yo, I would definitely
hire Kim Kardashian."
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Are you kidding me?
If she could convince the world
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that being a Kardashian
was a job,
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she can convince 12 people that
I didn't kidnap someone's cat.
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That's what I need
in my corner.
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And she was saying, like,
she was like,
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"My dad would be proud
right now.
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He's in heaven. He's probably
like, proud of me."
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And blah, blah.
And I was like, "Yeah."
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I can imagine
Kim Kardashian's dad,
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'cause he was also a lawyer.
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He's probably looking down,
and he's proud.
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And he's also looking down
going, "Wow.
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How the hell is O.J. still free?
Damn."
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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from the heart of Times Square
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in New York City,
the only city in America, it's
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The Daily Show.
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Tonight-- and just like what?,
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cancelling 2021
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and Huma Abedin.
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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah, and joining me
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for today's headlines
is Michael Kosta.
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-How you doing, Michael?
-The year's almost over, Trevor.
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-Yeah, right?
-Two more weeks, and I realized
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I got to get on my New Year's
resolution now,
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or else I'm never gonna have
actually done anything.
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So for the next two weeks,
I'm going vegan.
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And, uh, for the next 12 days,
I'm gonna do no cheese pizza,
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an Impossible Burger
and then, New Year's Eve,
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I'm gonna do spaghetti
with tofu butter.
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Is that what they do?
I don't know.
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But, so, never too late.
That's my... that's my mission.
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-I think it might be.
-You... Okay. You know what?
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But you know what?
Good for you.
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Ne... I'm still going
for it, yup.
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You know, that's what I love
about you, Michael.
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-Thank you, Trevor. -Always
pushing. Good luck with that.
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All right, let's just straight
into today's headlines.
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♪ ♪
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We kick things off
with the big media news.
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Every year since 1927,
Time Magazine has awarded
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"Person of the Year"
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to the world's
most influential newsmaker.
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It is by far
the most incredible honor
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that most people find out about
in a dentist's office.
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And this year,
the lucky winner is a guy
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who already
pretty much won life.
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We have breaking news.
Tesla's CEO, Elon Musk,
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is now Time Magazine's
Person of the Year.
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Time Magazine said he is
different from any other CEO,
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constantly interacting
with Twitter users,
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while running one of the most
valuable companies in the world.
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Elon Musk can also influence
the markets with just one tweet.
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Time Magazine also recognized
Musk's other ventures,
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like SpaceX.
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Musk is the richest man
in the world thanks to Tesla,
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which has increased in value
eight fold
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since the beginning
of the pandemic.
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Yay! Congratulations, Elon Musk!
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Oh, man, I'm so happy for him.
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Like, the guy could really use
an ego boost, you know?
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And honestly,
you can't argue with this.
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I mean, richest man in the
world, who also controls space,
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crypto and electric cars?
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Ah. I mean, who would even
be second place?
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Like, maybe Pete Davidson?
Maybe?
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My only question is this,
though.
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Why is it that
Person of the Year always goes
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to the weirdest persons?
Like, have you noticed that?
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Like, I sometimes wonder,
if aliens came down,
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I don't know if I want these
guys representing our race.
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You know,
the aliens would be like,
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"Your species needs
to be exterminated,
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"except for that guy.
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He seems normal,
totally normal."
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I think it's just because
his name is "Elon"
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that we think
he's all futuristic, you know?
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A lot of futuristic things--
E-lon, I-pad, X-box,
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-e-cigarette, A-Rod, you know?
-(Noah laughing)
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If his name was "Leon,"
would you buy a car
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from Leon, Trevor, you know?
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-Leon Musk? It wouldn't be
the same. -No. Leon Musk
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does not carry the same worth.
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"Stop talking
about the blockchain, Leon."
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-You know what I mean?
-I hear you.
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So, I... Leon feels like a,
kind of a deadbeat name,
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whereas "Elon" is a disrupter,
so I'm not on board.
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So you don't think
he deserves it at all?
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I think we're all being duped
by some good naming.
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-I feel you there,
-You know?
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-"Tesla." That's a good name,
as well. Yeah. -Right.
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If it was called "Elsa,"
you see?
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-We'd just let it go?
-We'd let it go.
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-I'll be here all week, folks.
-(laughs)
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All right, let's move on
to our next story,
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which is from California,
America's side boob.
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California is one of the most
anti-gun states in the country,
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which is a frustrating position
to be in these days,
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especially
when conservative courts
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are striking down
any effort at gun control.
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But now the governor
of California has come up
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with a new plan to limit guns,
and where he got the idea from
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is pretty hilarious.
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NEWSWOMAN: California governor
Gavin Newsom says he wants
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to use the new restrictive
abortion law in Texas
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as a model to ban
assault weapons.
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Newsom tweeted
he wants legislation
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that allows Californians to sue
anyone who makes,
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distributes or sells the guns
as well as ghost gun kits.
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The governor cites
Supreme Court rulings
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that have allowed the Texas law
to remain in effect
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while the high court reviews it.
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That's right, Gavin Newsom
now wants to pull a Texas,
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except he's going to do it on
assault weapons and ghost guns.
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Which, if you ask me,
is a pretty risky move.
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I mean, you're going to want
those ghost guns
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when that giant marshmallow man
shows up.
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I don't think that's
what a ghost gun is, Trevor.
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Ah, I think it is, Kosta.
I read.
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But yeah, the idea is that,
because the Supreme Court
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is allowing this
for banning abortion,
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they're gonna have to allow it
for banning guns, too,
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But here's the thing,
here's the thing.
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The problem with this idea
is that the Supreme Court
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can make up
whatever rules they like.
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Like, if they want
to strike down these gun laws,
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they'll find a way.
You know?
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The Supreme Court
is like that annoying kid
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that your mom
made you have playdates with.
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Tag! I gotcha!
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Nuh-uh. I have a vest
that makes me invincible.
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Man, I wish the courts allowed
your mom to have an abortion.
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You know,
I'll tell you what, guys,
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America has gotten
so divided right now,
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that at this point I think
maybe... maybe some states
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should just, like, secede
and try and do their own thing.
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Like, you know,
have they tried that before?
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Like, what's the worst
that could happen, you know?
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Trevor, um, I usually try
to have something funny to say,
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but this story is about guns,
abortion
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and an obscure
Supreme Court ruling,
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so you're on your own
for this one. So...
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Wow. I was hoping that
I was gonna turn it to you,
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-and you were gonna, like...
-I know.
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-I mean...
-and then you just left me...
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If anything,
I wish the state of New York
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allowed me the right to sue you
for putting me on the spot
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to come up with something funny
for that story.
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But we're not there yet.
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-Well, I mean, it's your job.
Like, y... -Yeah.
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Well, before we started this,
you said you've got my back,
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and now you're saying...
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I'm saying it's a tough story,
you know, but...
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-but yeah, I mean...
-that's what we do here,
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-we deal with tough stories,
Kosta. -I know.
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Well, you do it better than me,
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which is why
I'm sitting this one out.
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But at this point
it seems like I'm all in,
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'cause I'm still talking
somehow.
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I was try...
I was trying to step out of it,
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but now I'm in. So...
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-Well, we're in this together.
-We're in it together.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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All right,
let's move on from Kosta's story
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that he brought into the show
and talk about some big news
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from the world of sports
involving Formula 1 racing,
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the absolute coolest way
to contribute to climate change.
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Yesterday was the final race
of the season,
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but how it ended is giving
a lot of people road rage.
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Back now with a big story
in Formula 1 racing.
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A new champion unseated
seven-time reigning champ
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Lewis Hamilton after one of the
most controversial race finishes
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in the history of the sport.
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This was a walk-off home run,
a buzzer beater
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and a Hail Mary
all wrapped into one.
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It was the final lap
of the final race
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of a frantic Formula 1 season,
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It brought chaos,
controversy and a new champion.
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On Sunday it looked
like Hamilton had the victory
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and the title in hand,
leading almost the whole way,
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with Verstappen a distant
second until things got crazy.
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Near the end of the race,
the crash forced the safety car
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onto the track to limit
the drivers' speeds.
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Once the race restarted
on lap 58 of 58,
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verstappen caught,
overtook and sped by Hamilton
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to win the championship in a
shocking, unprecedented finish.
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Okay, okay, I know right now
there are a lot of people
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who are saying, "I literally do
not understand anything here."
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So let me try and explain
what happened to you
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and why everyone in Britain
is in a bad mood today.
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I mean aside from
the 600 straight days of rain.
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Basically what happened,
basically what happened is,
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you've got Lewis Hamilton, okay?
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He is, like,
the LeBron James of Formula 1.
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Like, if LeBron wasn't
just the best player,
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but also the only Black player
ever in the NBA.
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Okay? You with me?
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So now Hamilton was trying
to win his 8th championship,
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and for the entire race
he was in the lead.
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But then there was a big crash
at the back of the race.
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And whenever that happens
in Formula 1,
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a safety car has to come out
to make sure
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that while they're cleaning up
all the wreckage on the track,
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the other cars
don't run over the people
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who are doing the cleaning--
'cause that's just rude.
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Plus, if you hit
the people who are cleaning up,
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then you got to bring
more people
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to clean up the people
who were cleaning them up,
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and then it becomes,
like, a whole thing.
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So, the safety car,
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safety car comes out
and drives slow,
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and all the race cars behind it,
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they have to stay
behind the safety car, you know?
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So it's-it's like it's,
like, a senior citizen
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doing 20 on a one-way road,
you know?
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Which-which kind of sucks
if you're leading.
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Because Hamilton
was in the lead, right?
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Because he has to slow down.
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Meanwhile, everyone at the back
can catch up to you.
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Yeah, and I don't think
there are any other sports
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where this happens.
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Like, you're never...
You never see an NFL game
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where for a few minutes,
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the ref
only lets the losing team score.
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(imitates blowing whistle)
"Oh, my God!
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"Someone's hurt real bad.
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"All right, would you guys like
to score a couple of touchdowns
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"while we drag him
off the field? Yeah?
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"Yeah, not you. Not you.
Someone's hurt.
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"Okay, you guys
want to score quick?
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All right, go on. Go on.
Go on, guys. Yeah!"
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And look, yes, it's kind of
a crazy way to do things.
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All right? It is kind of crazy.
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But, I mean, these people are
also driving 200 miles an hour
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around a racetrack,
so crazy is relative.
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And some people argue that it
makes the sport more exciting.
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Every time there's a crash,
the whole field
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comes back together,
and then it's a race.
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You know, so, now,
because of the safety car,
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everyone caught up to Hamilton,
all right?
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And then, with one final lap
to go, the race director...
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He's, like, the guy
who chooses everything.
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He's, like, bigger than the ref.
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He had two options.
One: follow the rules
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and let the race end
under the safety car,
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in which case
Hamilton would have won
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but with all the other cars
driving like they're going
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through a school zone.
Very boring.
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Or two: second option
was spice things up.
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You know?
Change the rules a little bit
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and restart the race
but for one final lap.
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Which is what he did. Yeah.
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And that last lap, which
maybe shouldn't have happened,
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gave Max Verstappen,
the guy who was in second place,
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it gave him a chance
to go change his tires
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and then pull ahead and win.
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So, that's why
Lewis Hamilton's fans
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are pissed at what happened.
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And his team
protested the decision,
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but that protest goes
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to the same people
who made the decision,
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so, I mean,
that was never gonna work.
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It's like appealing
your mom grounding you
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to your mom.
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"I've checked with myself,
and I decided
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that my decision was correct."
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And, by the way, by the way,
just-just as an aside,
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I love how every sport,
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every sport
has all of these layers
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of replay officials
and specialists and appeals
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to analyze every little play,
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but then when we're trying
to solve real things
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like murders, we just ask
12 random people on the street,
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Just like,
"Hey, you think this guy did it?
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"Yeah, yeah, he does dress
kind of weird, doesn't he?
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"Yeah, take him away.
Take him away.
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Thank you, members of the jury."
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Now, I know right now,
a lot of Americans are thinking,
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"What, Trevor?
Some EuroNASCAR race
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"changed the rules
so that somebody else could win?
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Who cares?
Who cares about any of this?"
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Okay.
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But you'll remember this moment
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when the next U.S.
presidential election comes.
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Yeah. Then you'll see
why the story's a big deal.
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Well, our elections can never go
to the wrong person,
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so we're good.
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You know?
By the way, this story?
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Uh, dramatic,
exciting, competitive.
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Someone should write a musical
about it.
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And you would name it after...
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Who was the guy
that was in first place? Um...
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-Hamilton.
-Hamilton.
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No one's ever thought of that.
That would crush.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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I think a Hamilton musical
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-would do well.
-That's what I'm saying.
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Good, so now we're back
to being partners again.
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I also wonder,
with gas prices being so high,
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how bad it would suck
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to be a Formula 1 race driver
right now.
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You know? You got one lap to go.
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You think you're just saying,
"Just put ten dollars in
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"for this last lap.
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-That's all I got."
-Yeah, but... (laughs)
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They don't... they don't pay
for their own gas.
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They don't...
They're not at the thing going,
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"What's my zip code?
Shit, I'm getting passed"?
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No. No, they-they don't...
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That would make it a very...
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I wanted to say
"terrible sport,"
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but I actually think
that might be
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the greatest sport
ever invented.
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That'd be interesting.
I also find it interesting
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that they're racing on oil,
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a finite resource, you know?
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That's why I support
steam engine racing.
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'Cause they use water?
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Well, coal.
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But I guess
that's a finite resource, too.
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Man, it sounded better
when I was just thinking of it.
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There are electric races now.
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And if we could come up
with somebody
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to create an electric car,
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I would consider that person
Person of the Year.
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All right, and, finally,
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the hot new TV show right now
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is HBO's reboot
of Sex and the City.
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More sex,
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more city.
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Over the weekend,
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the debut episode
not only sent shock waves
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through people's living rooms--
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it also shook up
the stock market.
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NEWSMAN: A huge shock
to fans of Sex and the City.
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Mr. Big, the husband
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of Sarah Jessica Parker's
character Carrie,
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dies of a heart attack
in the very first episode
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of the series reboot.
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He's doing a vigorous workout
on a Peloton bike.
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Then Mr. Big,
played by actor Chris Noth,
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heads to the shower,
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where he suffers
a fatal heart attack.
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The scene was such a shock,
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the company's stock
took a nosedive Thursday,
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dropping 11%.
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NEWSMAN 2:
A Peloton spokesperson confirmed
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that it gave the show permission
to use Peloton equipment
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in that episode but not that
a character would die using it.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Within 48 hours though,
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Peloton came together
to create a commercial showing
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-Mr. Big alive and well.
-(newsman 3 chuckles)
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NEWSWOMAN:
The clip has now gone viral.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: Peloton
had also released a statement
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from a cardiologist saying
Mr. Big's extravagant lifestyle
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and perhaps his family history
played a role in his death.
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-America!
-(chuckling)
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America!
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Yo,
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how does
Peloton's real-life stock tank
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because of something
that happened to a character
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in a TV--
How dumb are some people?
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Yo, TV isn't real!
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You think those dragons
in Game of Thrones are real?
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They're CGI.
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The Mandalorian-- it's CGI.
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The cast of This Is Us--
it's all CGI!
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No real people can cry
that much. Grow up, people!
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Here's some investing advice.
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You should not make
knee-jerk financial decisions
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based on TV shows.
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You should do your research,
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00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,217
you should look into the market
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and you see
what Elon Musk tweets
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and then you go with that.
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I mean, I do feel a little bad
for Peloton though,
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'cause when they gave HBO
permission
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to put their product
in the show,
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they didn't know someone
was gonna die because of it.
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00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,263
You know? They probably thought
the characters
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00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,133
would just hang clothes on it,
like everyone else does.
402
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,734
Yeah, I...
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00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:10,404
I don't like ad placements
in TV shows.
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00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,139
I find 'em dishonest.
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00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,041
I find 'em greedy.
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00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,776
-I find 'em outrageous.
-I agree. Yeah.
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00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,778
You know? Almost as outrageous
408
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:21,782
as the power
of four Duracell batteries,
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00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:26,053
the choice of The Daily Show's
Michael Kosta.
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00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:31,258
Trevor, you can't stop me
from doing endorsements, dude.
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00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,826
'Kay? Also,
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00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,629
you can't stop the Coppertop.
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00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,432
The Daily Show's
Michael Kosta's
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premier choice of battery.
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00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,773
Do they pay you for that?
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00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,076
Uh, it's-- I'm doing it
as a proof of concept.
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00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,745
I'm gonna send it
to their ad team.
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00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,547
So you're giving them free ads
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and they might not
even pay you for them?
420
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,552
I'm-I'm taking
a calculated risk.
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00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,354
-Yeah.
-(sighs)
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00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:04,291
Um, I mean, I don't even know
what to do anymore, Kosta.
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00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,727
-All right, well...
-(rustling)
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00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,430
They got different sizes.
This is a "D,"
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00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,633
and then there's--
I think this is a "A."
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00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,134
But...
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00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,802
it's a great battery,
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00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:19,039
I use them for all my fax
machines and remote controls.
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00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,942
-All right. Just give me
the small one. -Yeah.
430
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,710
-I need two for my remote
when you... -Okay. You got it.
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00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,813
All right. Uh, well, Peloton has
tried to ride this thing out.
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And, to be honest to you, I give
props to them as a company,
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you know, for trying
to have a sense of humor
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00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,220
and try to limit the damage
by joking about it all.
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00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,455
But I don't think that they're
out of the woods yet.
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00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,058
Because based on the preview
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for next week's episode
of Sex and the City reboot,
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00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:46,233
man, Peloton has got
some more bad PR ahead of it.
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♪ ♪
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(screams)
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00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,048
(yells)
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00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,150
(gasping)
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00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,152
-Taxi! (screams)
-(horn honks)
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♪ ♪
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00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,594
All right, when we come back,
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Roy Wood Jr. will look back
at who got canceled in 2021.
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00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,266
You don't want to miss it.
448
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,235
'Cause it might be you.
(gasps)
449
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:25,105
Welcome back to
The Daily show.
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2021 is almost over.
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And we can all agree
that compared to last year,
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it has been a perfect year.
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So for the rest of the month,
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we'll be remembering all
of 2021's best moments
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in our year-end segment,
"A Look Back at 2021,
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the Least Bad Year
of the Last Two Years."
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Tonight, a special look back
with Roy Wood, Jr.
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at The Department
of Cancellations.
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♪ ♪
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Good evening
and salutations.
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It is time
to once again announce
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The U.S. Department
of Cancellations list
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of approved cancellations
for the year 2021.
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Now, as a reminder,
these are actual cancellations,
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not one of them fake
cancellations
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that ends up
just making everybody richer.
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00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,219
Nobody's getting
a Netflix special out of this.
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00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,721
Not even a podcast
sponsored by MyPillow.
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00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,224
This is an official
cancellation,
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which means you got to list it
on your taxes and everything.
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Everything
in your life gets cancelled.
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00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,363
Career-- cancelled.
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00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,898
Twitter account-- cancelled.
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00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,733
Dentist appointment-- cancelled.
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00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,370
You think you got a reservation
at Outback Steakhouse?
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00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,873
Not anymore. Cancelled!
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00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,842
First up-- Mike Richards.
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We all know Mike Richards,
the producer of Jeopardy!,
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not to be confused with Kramer,
Michael Richards,
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who we cancelled back in 2006,
along with MapQuest.
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00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,021
You just weren't
getting the job done, MapQuest.
482
00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:50,023
So take two lefts
and a slight right
483
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,792
and get your ass up out of here.
484
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:55,028
Mike Richards was selected to
take over as host of Jeopardy!
485
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,497
by the show's producer...
486
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,032
Mike Richards.
487
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,034
Guess they kind of looked alike,
488
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,036
and all the data that they,
you know, analyzed
489
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,305
just showed them that, you know,
you already work here,
490
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,674
so it would be less paperwork.
Can't blame them.
491
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,810
But soon after,
Twitter did its thing,
492
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,212
and everyone discovered
many disparaging comments
493
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,614
Richards made
about women and Jews.
494
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,317
I mean the Jews.
The Jewish people.
495
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,319
Rosh Hashanah.
What's the right...
496
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,754
-Can we cut?
-(beep)
497
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,056
...for his terrible comments
and the hubris
498
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,425
to think his smarmy ass
could succeed a legend,
499
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:29,896
the U.S. Department officially
cancels Mike Richards...
500
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,698
in an act of...
501
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,034
what is "justice," Alex?
502
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,737
Love you, Trebek, baby.
503
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:40,207
Next up...
504
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:44,578
Ah. Former New York governor
Andrew Cuomo.
505
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,080
Emphasis on the "former."
506
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,015
Andrew Cuomo rose
to national prominence
507
00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,084
at the start
of the coronavirus pandemic,
508
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,053
because in its time of need,
509
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:55,188
America wanted a guy
who sounded like Al Pacino
510
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,491
to throw up
a couple of power point slides
511
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,559
and tell us that toilet paper
was on the way.
512
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,896
Unfortunately for Cuomo,
all the Charmin in the world
513
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,232
wasn't gonna help him
clean up the shit storm
514
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,033
he was about to face.
515
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,836
Cuomo was actually
canceled twice this year.
516
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,606
First for getting a bunch
of nursing home residents killed
517
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,908
and then fudging the numbers
to cover it up.
518
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,045
And then he was also cancelled
for sexual harassment
519
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:21,848
against women
who worked for him.
520
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,817
You can't do both of those
in one year.
521
00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,720
If you're gonna be the most
prolific killer of old people,
522
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,389
you got to at least be courteous
to women.
523
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:33,160
The Department of Cancellations
approves this cancellation,
524
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,462
and it sentences Andrew Cuomo
525
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,130
to ten million years
in a prison cell
526
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:40,000
built out of the unsold copies
of his book.
527
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,335
We gonna leave some room
in there for your brother, too.
528
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,338
Next up...
529
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,875
Ah, the Cleveland Indians.
530
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:52,345
Now, I don't need to explain
why this was canceled.
531
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:54,281
In fact, if you don't know
why this was canceled,
532
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,249
please turn yourself in
for self-cancellation.
533
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,385
It'll be easier on all of us.
534
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,387
Now, I'll be the first to admit,
535
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,088
this one took us
over a hundred years
536
00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:05,158
to process the paperwork on,
but we finally got it done.
537
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,494
There's a big backlog.
Cleveland Indians,
538
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,763
Kansas City Chiefs,
Atlanta Braves.
539
00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,865
We got the Native American
mascot division
540
00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:14,501
of this department
working around the clock.
541
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,736
They don't even
get Thanksgiving off.
542
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,772
That's messed-up.
543
00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,674
Luckily,
544
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,175
I don't think
anyone in Cleveland's
545
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,343
gonna be missing that name,
546
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,979
because the new name is amazing.
547
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,615
The Cleveland Guardians.
548
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,617
Sounds great.
549
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,552
Did we check to make sure
that the Guardian ain't the name
550
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,555
of, like, some white supremacy
group or something, man?
551
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,757
Okay.
(mutters)
552
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,260
Sound a little white supremacy.
553
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,062
(sighs)
And, finally,
554
00:22:42,162 --> 00:22:45,265
former President
Donald J. Trump,
555
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,868
whose vicious lies
about the 2020 election
556
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:51,071
inspired his supporters
to storm the Capitol
557
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,540
and return him to power
illegally.
558
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:57,477
For shaking the foundation
of our precious democracy
559
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,012
to its very core,
560
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,448
the U.S. Department
of Cancellation
561
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:05,619
officially cancels him
for all time.
562
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,290
Then again, his supporters
stormed our building,
563
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,293
trashed our offices,
busted up our break room fridge
564
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,163
and now I have to bring my lunch
to work in a cooler.
565
00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:19,266
So, to avoid that happening
again,
566
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,867
the Department of Cancellation
567
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:26,740
officially endorses Donald J.
Trump for president in 2024.
568
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,975
Go get 'em, future boss.
569
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,778
I'm sorry. I'm not about
to get beat with no flagpole
570
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,980
by them people. They--
You saw the way they was crawl--
571
00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:36,450
climbing,
like Redneck Spider-Man.
572
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:37,984
That's one cancellation
I don't--
573
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,619
I don't want any part of.
574
00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:42,055
Thank you so much for that, Roy.
575
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,256
All right, when we come back,
576
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:45,992
Hillary Clinton's
chief of staff, Huma Abedin,
577
00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:48,295
will be joining me
right here on the show.
578
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,496
So don't go away.
579
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,334
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
580
00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:53,668
My guest tonight is Huma Abedin.
581
00:23:53,768 --> 00:23:55,670
She's an advisor
and chief of staff
582
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,706
to Hillary Rodham Clinton,
583
00:23:57,806 --> 00:24:00,208
and she's here to talk
about her best-selling memoir,
584
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,512
Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds.
585
00:24:03,612 --> 00:24:05,514
Huma, welcome to the show.
586
00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:06,948
Thank you for having me, Trevor.
587
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,384
You have lived a life that is,
588
00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:13,021
I mean, just in proximity
to action all the time.
589
00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:14,689
I mean, just listening to this,
you know,
590
00:24:14,789 --> 00:24:16,291
when I was going
through it again, it's...
591
00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:19,361
You were by somebody's side who
was running for president twice,
592
00:24:19,461 --> 00:24:21,830
um, you know, you were
at somebody's side
593
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:25,066
while she was serving
as secretary of state,
594
00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,770
as senator of New York, and you
had to wake that same person up
595
00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,273
from bed
when she was first lady.
596
00:24:31,373 --> 00:24:33,475
The person I'm talking about,
of course, is Hillary Clinton.
597
00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:35,944
Let's talk about that first.
598
00:24:36,044 --> 00:24:38,380
How do you wake up
a sleeping first lady?
599
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,383
So first of all, I'm thrilled
to be with you today.
600
00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,684
And I, um...
601
00:24:42,784 --> 00:24:44,519
Yes, when I walked
into the White House,
602
00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:46,121
I was a 21-year-old intern.
603
00:24:46,221 --> 00:24:47,722
I didn't exactly know
what I was doing,
604
00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:49,558
and there was very much,
605
00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:50,625
at least
in the Clinton administration,
606
00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:51,693
this sink-or-swim attitude.
607
00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:53,428
They kind of threw you into it.
608
00:24:53,528 --> 00:24:56,097
-And so, this was the midst
of her senate campaign. -Right.
609
00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:57,465
-Right. -She was first lady
running for the Senate.
610
00:24:57,566 --> 00:24:59,201
And one morning,
the White House operator says,
611
00:24:59,301 --> 00:25:00,635
"Well, she's not responding."
612
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:04,439
Now, as somebody who had
followed all the rules,
613
00:25:04,539 --> 00:25:07,475
one of the first rules
you learn in the White House is,
614
00:25:07,576 --> 00:25:09,077
fail to plan, plan to fail,
and I had a plan.
615
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,679
The plan was
that she was going to wake up.
616
00:25:10,779 --> 00:25:12,814
So I didn't know how
to wake her up.
617
00:25:12,914 --> 00:25:15,550
So I decide to march
into the hallway.
618
00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:18,153
I tiptoe in the back,
I knock on the door,
619
00:25:18,253 --> 00:25:20,288
and I say, "Mrs. Clinton."
No response.
620
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,457
So finally, I open the door,
tiptoe in,
621
00:25:22,557 --> 00:25:25,093
and shake her really hard.
622
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,229
And not only did I wake her up.
623
00:25:27,329 --> 00:25:29,364
I woke up the leader
of the free world
624
00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:31,633
and the ghost of Lincoln.
625
00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:34,503
The entire house was alerted.
626
00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:37,539
And the funniest thing about
the story is that she gets up,
627
00:25:37,639 --> 00:25:39,641
she gets in the chair
to get her makeup done,
628
00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:40,909
and she turns to me
and she says,
629
00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:44,779
"Huma, next time,
just knock louder."
630
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,749
Yeah, that was a big jump
from "Knock softly."
631
00:25:47,849 --> 00:25:50,418
-"Shake your ass." That's, like,
a big jump. -Exactly.
632
00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:51,586
I learned a lesson that day.
633
00:25:51,686 --> 00:25:52,787
-Okay, okay.
-And now I always knock louder.
634
00:25:52,888 --> 00:25:54,356
I mean, I haven't had to do it
for a while,
635
00:25:54,456 --> 00:25:56,124
-but that's a lesson I pass on.
-I like that. Yeah.
636
00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:58,059
Just, like,
it's incremental steps.
637
00:25:58,126 --> 00:26:00,161
-The journey of Huma Abedin.
-We had a lot of fun.
638
00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:02,097
-That's for sure.
-It does sound like that.
639
00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:03,865
I mean, you've had a
really interesting relationship
640
00:26:03,965 --> 00:26:06,067
-with Hillary Clinton,
who is, you know... -Mm-hmm.
641
00:26:06,168 --> 00:26:08,470
in America, I mean, a person
who will go down in history...
642
00:26:08,570 --> 00:26:10,572
Like, people will love her,
people will hate her,
643
00:26:10,672 --> 00:26:12,574
-That's right.
-people will talk about her.
644
00:26:12,674 --> 00:26:14,643
You've seen sides of her
that nobody else will.
645
00:26:14,743 --> 00:26:16,611
And what I really enjoyed
in your book is,
646
00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:19,381
-you talk about seeing
those sides of Hillary, -Mm-hmm.
647
00:26:19,481 --> 00:26:21,483
and you talk
about how difficult it was
648
00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:23,518
for Hillary
to navigate the journey
649
00:26:23,618 --> 00:26:26,188
of being "perfect"
and, like, talking perfectly
650
00:26:26,288 --> 00:26:28,190
and looking perfect.
651
00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,091
It seems like
there was no way to win.
652
00:26:30,192 --> 00:26:32,394
When you were doing that,
when you were trying to create
653
00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:34,563
the perfect image
of a Hillary Clinton,
654
00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:36,965
like, where was this
external pressure coming from?
655
00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:39,801
You know, Trevor, so much of it
is: hindsight is 20/20.
656
00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:42,003
When we were in it,
in the moment,
657
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:44,739
there was no perfect way to be,
and one of our challenges--
658
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,876
I actually write, in 2008,
we, even on the inside,
659
00:26:47,976 --> 00:26:50,512
we didn't know how to deal
with some of the sexist,
660
00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:53,815
misogynistic comments, so
we just laughed along with it.
661
00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:55,817
We just assumed
this was the price you pay
662
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,419
-for being in the game.
-Hmm.
663
00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:59,554
So if you said she should
wear brown, we wear brown.
664
00:26:59,654 --> 00:27:01,056
If you said
she should talk louder,
665
00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:02,424
okay, let's try to talk louder.
666
00:27:02,524 --> 00:27:06,061
And it was constantly
shape-shifting, if you will,
667
00:27:06,161 --> 00:27:09,564
responding to people's comments,
but nothing was ever right.
668
00:27:09,664 --> 00:27:12,234
And I think 2016 was next-level
669
00:27:12,334 --> 00:27:14,636
in that here we were, and
everybody had a different, uh,
670
00:27:14,736 --> 00:27:16,104
everyone had
a different response.
671
00:27:16,204 --> 00:27:17,539
I actually share a story
in the book
672
00:27:17,639 --> 00:27:19,908
-where the Hollywood director
calls me and says, -Right.
673
00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:21,409
"You know, I'm gonna give her
some media training,"
674
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:22,944
and I said,
"Well, give me an idea
675
00:27:23,078 --> 00:27:24,479
of who she should be like,"
and they said,
676
00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:26,314
"Well, her husband."
And I said, "Well, excellent.
677
00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:28,216
Anybody else?"
"President Obama."
678
00:27:28,316 --> 00:27:30,952
-Both phenomenal communicators.
You know, -Right.
679
00:27:31,086 --> 00:27:33,588
legendary communicators,
both men.
680
00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:36,091
And so we
could never quite get it right,
681
00:27:36,124 --> 00:27:38,493
and we kept trying,
and I think that it's in part
682
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:41,463
because we have a hard time
seeing women in leadership.
683
00:27:41,563 --> 00:27:43,098
-Right. -Forget
commander in chief, Trevor.
684
00:27:43,131 --> 00:27:44,933
Just seeing women
in leadership positions.
685
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,268
And I agree with you,
686
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:48,170
not everyone's
gonna necessarily agree
687
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,272
-with everything Hillary Clinton
believes, -Right, right, yeah.
688
00:27:50,372 --> 00:27:52,474
but she is a historic figure
for this country and the world,
689
00:27:52,574 --> 00:27:54,376
and she tried to pave
the way forward,
690
00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,044
and she's got some cracks
in that ceiling,
691
00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:57,546
and somebody's
gonna step in those shoes.
692
00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:59,047
And, in fact,
we have a vice president
693
00:27:59,114 --> 00:28:00,348
-who stepped in those shoes.
-Right, right.
694
00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:02,217
Who's also being criticized
for how she laughs
695
00:28:02,317 --> 00:28:03,318
or how she doesn't laugh.
696
00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:04,819
You know,
there seems to be a fine line
697
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,455
that can, like, no one
can really walk perfectly.
698
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:10,525
-Right. -Um, you have faced
a lot of that criticism.
699
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:14,296
You have faced, you know...
I think a lot of extra scrutiny,
700
00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:17,632
because you're not just a woman,
but you're also a Muslim woman.
701
00:28:17,732 --> 00:28:19,835
You're a Muslim woman who's been
working in American government
702
00:28:19,935 --> 00:28:22,370
for so long.
703
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:23,638
Reading through the book,
there were things
704
00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:25,073
I didn't know about you.
I was like, "Wow."
705
00:28:25,173 --> 00:28:27,943
I didn't know
that you had your moments
706
00:28:28,076 --> 00:28:30,312
of, you know,
"being the terrorist"
707
00:28:30,412 --> 00:28:31,913
-that people were talking about.
-Mm-hmm.
708
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,383
Actual, you know,
sitting members of Congress
709
00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:36,818
saying, like, "Oh, there she is.
710
00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:39,387
The member of this organization.
The member..."
711
00:28:39,487 --> 00:28:42,090
Do you think it got better?
Or-or do you think it just,
712
00:28:42,123 --> 00:28:43,692
you know, went underground
for a little bit?
713
00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:45,393
'Cause you're seeing this,
you know, with Lauren Boebert,
714
00:28:45,493 --> 00:28:47,596
for instance, now coming
and saying "Ilhan Omar, the..."
715
00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:48,964
-you know, the backpack
in the... -Absolutely.
716
00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:50,632
In the... in the elevator.
717
00:28:50,732 --> 00:28:52,033
Do you think it got better
718
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:54,035
as a Muslim person
working in government,
719
00:28:54,102 --> 00:28:55,904
or do you think
it just shifted, maybe?
720
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:58,773
I actually think that
what happened to me in 2012,
721
00:28:58,874 --> 00:29:00,108
as you were referring,
722
00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,177
where five Republican members
of Congress
723
00:29:02,277 --> 00:29:06,147
suggested I was essentially
a spy, not a patriot...
724
00:29:06,248 --> 00:29:08,116
-Yeah.
-I was that American, Trevor,
725
00:29:08,216 --> 00:29:10,185
that as I traveled the world
as a little girl--
726
00:29:10,285 --> 00:29:12,721
and we went everywhere
from South Africa
727
00:29:12,821 --> 00:29:14,956
to London to Paris to Asia--
728
00:29:15,056 --> 00:29:17,192
every time we landed,
I would turn to my mother
729
00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,627
and say, "Is it America yet?"
730
00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:21,730
Why? Because to me,
America wasn't just a place
731
00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:24,266
that you could go
to a movie theater--
732
00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:25,967
things I didn't have
back in Saudi Arabia--
733
00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:27,402
or you could wear
what you wanted.
734
00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:28,837
-It was a feeling.
-Hmm.
735
00:29:28,937 --> 00:29:31,740
It was a sense
of choice and optimism
736
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,976
and appreciation for, you know,
those principles and values.
737
00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:37,646
So I've always walked with
a great pride as an American.
738
00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:40,749
I do think
when they accused me of being...
739
00:29:40,849 --> 00:29:42,951
essentially a spy,
740
00:29:43,084 --> 00:29:44,486
it was unleashing...
741
00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:46,154
I think it was an appetizer,
Trevor,
742
00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:48,723
to what we were to face in 2016
743
00:29:48,823 --> 00:29:51,893
when certainly Muslims
and many brown people
744
00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:53,161
became the other.
745
00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,663
And I'm not just saying
my kind of brown.
746
00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:56,631
-Right, right. -Generally,
if you were a person of color,
747
00:29:56,731 --> 00:29:58,800
you were the other,
and they succeeded in doing it.
748
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,302
I think it unleashed...
I think Donald Trump
749
00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:02,070
unleashed permission
750
00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:04,472
to have this kind of dialogue
and conversation.
751
00:30:04,573 --> 00:30:06,374
It's one of the many reasons
I wrote this book,
752
00:30:06,474 --> 00:30:08,276
is to explain to the country
753
00:30:08,376 --> 00:30:09,845
what it is
to be an American Muslim.
754
00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:11,313
I-It's not just heart-wrenching,
755
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:13,381
but it's also really vulnerable
how you share your story.
756
00:30:13,481 --> 00:30:16,685
You know, your name
really just rose to prominence
757
00:30:16,785 --> 00:30:19,054
in the country
with the Anthony Weiner story,
758
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,555
your ex-husband.
759
00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,057
And I remember at the time...
760
00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:23,859
I mean, I wasn't familiar
with American politics,
761
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,293
but this story was blowing up.
762
00:30:25,393 --> 00:30:26,661
A lot of the women
who I work with,
763
00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:28,063
they were just like,
"Oh, man, this is so shitty.
764
00:30:28,129 --> 00:30:29,531
"Like, as women,
we-we have to deal
765
00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:31,099
"with the shit that our men do.
766
00:30:31,199 --> 00:30:33,068
We have to bear their shame,
as well."
767
00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:36,738
And you-you really lay it out
elegantly and vulnerably
768
00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:39,307
in the book, but what
was really surprising to me
769
00:30:39,407 --> 00:30:40,475
is at the end of the book,
770
00:30:40,575 --> 00:30:43,512
you acknowledge and thank
your ex-husband.
771
00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:45,413
And I'd love to know
why you did that,
772
00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:48,650
and-and if that was
a true feeling that you had
773
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,018
or if you thought,
"No, this is the high road
774
00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,453
that I need to take."
775
00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:54,422
Um, you know, I do acknowledge
Anthony at the end of the book.
776
00:30:54,523 --> 00:30:56,558
And the reason I do that
is two things.
777
00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,560
The first is he gave me
778
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,161
the single most important thing
in my life--
779
00:31:00,262 --> 00:31:01,630
that's my little boy.
780
00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:04,266
Um, and he gave me
that sense of feeling
781
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:05,934
I know what it is to be loved.
782
00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,702
-Hmm.
-And if you read the book,
783
00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:09,671
to feel like the most special
person in the room.
784
00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:11,273
I didn't have a lot
of experience with men
785
00:31:11,373 --> 00:31:12,941
before I-I met Anthony.
786
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:15,510
And I wanted to be seen,
not as--
787
00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,845
even though I have
a whole chapter in the book
788
00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:18,380
called "Elephant in the Room"
789
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,282
and another one called
"Shame, Shame, Go Away"--
790
00:31:20,382 --> 00:31:23,051
even though I did live
with a lot of shame
791
00:31:23,118 --> 00:31:25,520
and felt judged
for much of my marriage,
792
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,323
I tried to make every decision
I thought was right for me
793
00:31:28,423 --> 00:31:30,125
and for my little boy.
794
00:31:30,225 --> 00:31:31,793
-Mm. -And I've actually
been surprised by the number
795
00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,129
of people who've read the book
and read to the end,
796
00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,597
seeing how I made
these decisions
797
00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:37,299
as it related to my marriage,
saying,
798
00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:40,068
"Okay, I understand.
Now I get it."
799
00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:43,205
And I think people who have
in their life loved ones
800
00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,540
who deal with addiction
or mental health challenges,
801
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,675
they understand.
802
00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:48,777
For people who don't,
it's harder.
803
00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:51,413
And so I'm really glad--
I'm-I'm very humbled
804
00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,682
to hear people understand it
once they read the story
805
00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,550
and see
that there is another side.
806
00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:58,286
There is hope and possibility
and optimism.
807
00:31:58,386 --> 00:32:00,288
Well, to be honest with you, I
think everybody does understand.
808
00:32:00,388 --> 00:32:02,023
I just think, as human beings,
809
00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:04,025
it is easier for us to judge
a situation
810
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:06,127
that is happening outside of us
because,
811
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,897
when we're not in love
or when we don't love somebody
812
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:12,033
or we're not experiencing a
negative thing with a loved one,
813
00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:14,569
the-the answer is obvious,
you know?
814
00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,171
So you go, "You should do this.
You shouldn't do that.
815
00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:18,106
That's what I--" It's like
when we're watching a TV show.
816
00:32:18,206 --> 00:32:19,841
You know what
all the characters should do.
817
00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:21,576
But you're-you're the character
in your own TV show,
818
00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:23,411
-and then you never know what
to do... -That's exactly right.
819
00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:24,880
-...from episode to episode,
so... -Oh, Trevor, that is
820
00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:27,282
-so beautifully said. I could
not agree more. -Yeah. I...
821
00:32:27,382 --> 00:32:29,518
It-it-- You're-you're right.
When you're judging
822
00:32:29,618 --> 00:32:31,052
somebody else,
if you're in that position,
823
00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:32,254
-would you actually do the same
thing? -Oh, yeah, it's easy.
824
00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:33,922
It's-it's so easy,
'cause you're watching it.
825
00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:35,156
-You know? That's-that's
what it is. -Yeah.
826
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,625
Huma, thank you so much
for joining me.
827
00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:38,493
Trevor, thank you for having me.
828
00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:41,863
All right, people,
Huma's book, Both/And,
829
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:43,932
is available
wherever books are sold.
830
00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,133
All right,
we're gonna take a quick break,
831
00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,502
but we'll be right back
after this.
832
00:32:50,472 --> 00:32:51,473
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but, before we go,
833
00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:52,374
this weekend,
a series of tornadoes
834
00:32:52,474 --> 00:32:54,309
ravaged six states
835
00:32:54,409 --> 00:32:57,012
and dozens of towns across
the Central United States.
836
00:32:57,112 --> 00:33:00,181
The Global Empowerment Mission
are on the ground in Kentucky,
837
00:33:00,281 --> 00:33:01,783
and they need your help.
838
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:05,320
So if you can, please donate
to their Kentucky fund
839
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,755
at the link below.
840
00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:09,491
Your support
will directly impact
841
00:33:09,591 --> 00:33:11,159
all of the affected communities.
842
00:33:11,259 --> 00:33:13,662
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
843
00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,797
♪ ♪
844
00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:19,634
("All I Want for Christmas
Is You" playing)
845
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:22,003
Bridget,
let's end this emergency.
846
00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:27,676
(off-key): ♪ I don't want a lot
for Christmas ♪
847
00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:32,480
♪ Just body autonomy ♪
848
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:36,584
♪ I don't care
about the variants ♪
849
00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:40,588
♪ Because of natural immunity ♪
850
00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:43,758
♪ I won't wear a useless mask ♪
851
00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:46,995
♪ I don't need to stay at home ♪
852
00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:50,231
♪ And my kids
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853
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:53,368
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854
00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:56,371
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855
00:33:56,471 --> 00:33:59,975
♪ The Constitution
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856
00:34:00,075 --> 00:34:02,444
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857
00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,579
♪ ♪