1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,336 Big news today. Kim Kardashian announced 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:05,038 that she passed a big law exam in California. 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,007 Yeah, on her fourth try. 4 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:10,344 She passed the baby bar exam, 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,080 which I didn't know that that was a, like, a law exam. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,415 I always thought, like, that the baby bar was, like, a place 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,585 where you took your baby to hang out to meet other babies. 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,087 Like, when babies are having a tough day, 9 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,022 then they just be in the baby bar together. 10 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,158 "Give me another pint of milk. Aah. Life is hard." 11 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,960 I thought that it was that thing. Anyway, Kim... 12 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,896 This is really cool because a lot of people didn't think 13 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,597 Kim could pass any of these exams, 14 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,099 and now she's on her way to becoming, 15 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,401 like, a full-on lawyer, which is dope. 16 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,036 And now, what I didn't like is people online were like, 17 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,571 "I would never hire Kim Kardashian as my..." 18 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,306 "Yo, I would definitely hire Kim Kardashian." 19 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:42,042 Are you kidding me? If she could convince the world 20 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:43,644 that being a Kardashian was a job, 21 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,180 she can convince 12 people that I didn't kidnap someone's cat. 22 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,182 That's what I need in my corner. 23 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,716 And she was saying, like, she was like, 24 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,451 "My dad would be proud right now. 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,120 He's in heaven. He's probably like, proud of me." 26 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,454 And blah, blah. And I was like, "Yeah." 27 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,923 I can imagine Kim Kardashian's dad, 28 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,224 'cause he was also a lawyer. 29 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:58,759 He's probably looking down, and he's proud. 30 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,060 And he's also looking down going, "Wow. 31 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,529 How the hell is O.J. still free? Damn." 32 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,165 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 33 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,335 in New York City, the only city in America, it's 34 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,671 The Daily Show. 35 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,640 Tonight-- and just like what?, 36 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,376 cancelling 2021 37 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,979 and Huma Abedin. 38 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:23,917 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 39 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,119 Hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to The Daily Show. 40 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,955 I'm Trevor Noah, and joining me 41 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,390 for today's headlines is Michael Kosta. 42 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:34,528 -How you doing, Michael? -The year's almost over, Trevor. 43 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,631 -Yeah, right? -Two more weeks, and I realized 44 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,434 I got to get on my New Year's resolution now, 45 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,503 or else I'm never gonna have actually done anything. 46 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,906 So for the next two weeks, I'm going vegan. 47 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:50,143 And, uh, for the next 12 days, I'm gonna do no cheese pizza, 48 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:53,514 an Impossible Burger and then, New Year's Eve, 49 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,116 I'm gonna do spaghetti with tofu butter. 50 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,684 Is that what they do? I don't know. 51 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,687 But, so, never too late. That's my... that's my mission. 52 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,690 -I think it might be. -You... Okay. You know what? 53 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,692 But you know what? Good for you. 54 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,061 Ne... I'm still going for it, yup. 55 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,563 You know, that's what I love about you, Michael. 56 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,532 -Thank you, Trevor. -Always pushing. Good luck with that. 57 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,467 All right, let's just straight into today's headlines. 58 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,069 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,373 We kick things off with the big media news. 60 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:23,243 Every year since 1927, Time Magazine has awarded 61 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,245 "Person of the Year" 62 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,247 to the world's most influential newsmaker. 63 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,616 It is by far the most incredible honor 64 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,819 that most people find out about in a dentist's office. 65 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,489 And this year, the lucky winner is a guy 66 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,858 who already pretty much won life. 67 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:41,495 We have breaking news. Tesla's CEO, Elon Musk, 68 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:45,866 is now Time Magazine's Person of the Year. 69 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,136 Time Magazine said he is different from any other CEO, 70 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:52,139 constantly interacting with Twitter users, 71 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:55,642 while running one of the most valuable companies in the world. 72 00:02:55,742 --> 00:03:00,347 Elon Musk can also influence the markets with just one tweet. 73 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:03,083 Time Magazine also recognized Musk's other ventures, 74 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,718 like SpaceX. 75 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:08,055 Musk is the richest man in the world thanks to Tesla, 76 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:11,158 which has increased in value eight fold 77 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,327 since the beginning of the pandemic. 78 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,296 Yay! Congratulations, Elon Musk! 79 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,532 Oh, man, I'm so happy for him. 80 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,235 Like, the guy could really use an ego boost, you know? 81 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,370 And honestly, you can't argue with this. 82 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:27,541 I mean, richest man in the world, who also controls space, 83 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,977 crypto and electric cars? 84 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,546 Ah. I mean, who would even be second place? 85 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,482 Like, maybe Pete Davidson? Maybe? 86 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,384 My only question is this, though. 87 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,486 Why is it that Person of the Year always goes 88 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,389 to the weirdest persons? Like, have you noticed that? 89 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,958 Like, I sometimes wonder, if aliens came down, 90 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:48,529 I don't know if I want these guys representing our race. 91 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,930 You know, the aliens would be like, 92 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,633 "Your species needs to be exterminated, 93 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,301 "except for that guy. 94 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,304 He seems normal, totally normal." 95 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,774 I think it's just because his name is "Elon" 96 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,844 that we think he's all futuristic, you know? 97 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:09,082 A lot of futuristic things-- E-lon, I-pad, X-box, 98 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:12,619 -e-cigarette, A-Rod, you know? -(Noah laughing) 99 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,422 If his name was "Leon," would you buy a car 100 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,424 from Leon, Trevor, you know? 101 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,359 -Leon Musk? It wouldn't be the same. -No. Leon Musk 102 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,328 does not carry the same worth. 103 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,363 "Stop talking about the blockchain, Leon." 104 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,098 -You know what I mean? -I hear you. 105 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:29,570 So, I... Leon feels like a, kind of a deadbeat name, 106 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,105 whereas "Elon" is a disrupter, so I'm not on board. 107 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,708 So you don't think he deserves it at all? 108 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,578 I think we're all being duped by some good naming. 109 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,680 -I feel you there, -You know? 110 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,616 -"Tesla." That's a good name, as well. Yeah. -Right. 111 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,419 If it was called "Elsa," you see? 112 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,954 -We'd just let it go? -We'd let it go. 113 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,889 -I'll be here all week, folks. -(laughs) 114 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,958 All right, let's move on to our next story, 115 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,494 which is from California, America's side boob. 116 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:58,599 California is one of the most anti-gun states in the country, 117 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,168 which is a frustrating position to be in these days, 118 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,036 especially when conservative courts 119 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,839 are striking down any effort at gun control. 120 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,809 But now the governor of California has come up 121 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,880 with a new plan to limit guns, and where he got the idea from 122 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,882 is pretty hilarious. 123 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,683 NEWSWOMAN: California governor Gavin Newsom says he wants 124 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,952 to use the new restrictive abortion law in Texas 125 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,288 as a model to ban assault weapons. 126 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,290 Newsom tweeted he wants legislation 127 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,659 that allows Californians to sue anyone who makes, 128 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:29,229 distributes or sells the guns as well as ghost gun kits. 129 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,398 The governor cites Supreme Court rulings 130 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,567 that have allowed the Texas law to remain in effect 131 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,669 while the high court reviews it. 132 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,939 That's right, Gavin Newsom now wants to pull a Texas, 133 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:43,610 except he's going to do it on assault weapons and ghost guns. 134 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,079 Which, if you ask me, is a pretty risky move. 135 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,081 I mean, you're going to want those ghost guns 136 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,083 when that giant marshmallow man shows up. 137 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,186 I don't think that's what a ghost gun is, Trevor. 138 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,355 Ah, I think it is, Kosta. I read. 139 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,558 But yeah, the idea is that, because the Supreme Court 140 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,560 is allowing this for banning abortion, 141 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,895 they're gonna have to allow it for banning guns, too, 142 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,397 But here's the thing, here's the thing. 143 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,399 The problem with this idea is that the Supreme Court 144 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,401 can make up whatever rules they like. 145 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,837 Like, if they want to strike down these gun laws, 146 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,839 they'll find a way. You know? 147 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,841 The Supreme Court is like that annoying kid 148 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,043 that your mom made you have playdates with. 149 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,444 Tag! I gotcha! 150 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,948 Nuh-uh. I have a vest that makes me invincible. 151 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,851 Man, I wish the courts allowed your mom to have an abortion. 152 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,118 You know, I'll tell you what, guys, 153 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,954 America has gotten so divided right now, 154 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,057 that at this point I think maybe... maybe some states 155 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:34,328 should just, like, secede and try and do their own thing. 156 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,763 Like, you know, have they tried that before? 157 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:39,233 Like, what's the worst that could happen, you know? 158 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,803 Trevor, um, I usually try to have something funny to say, 159 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,806 but this story is about guns, abortion 160 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,941 and an obscure Supreme Court ruling, 161 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,477 so you're on your own for this one. So... 162 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,080 Wow. I was hoping that I was gonna turn it to you, 163 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,082 -and you were gonna, like... -I know. 164 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,717 -I mean... -and then you just left me... 165 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,852 If anything, I wish the state of New York 166 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,523 allowed me the right to sue you for putting me on the spot 167 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,893 to come up with something funny for that story. 168 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,095 But we're not there yet. 169 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,163 -Well, I mean, it's your job. Like, y... -Yeah. 170 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,199 Well, before we started this, you said you've got my back, 171 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:13,734 and now you're saying... 172 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,070 I'm saying it's a tough story, you know, but... 173 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:19,039 -but yeah, I mean... -that's what we do here, 174 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,541 -we deal with tough stories, Kosta. -I know. 175 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,109 Well, you do it better than me, 176 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,710 which is why I'm sitting this one out. 177 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,212 But at this point it seems like I'm all in, 178 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,748 'cause I'm still talking somehow. 179 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,750 (laughing) 180 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,052 I was try... I was trying to step out of it, 181 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,354 but now I'm in. So... 182 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,358 -Well, we're in this together. -We're in it together. 183 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,927 -Yeah. -Yeah. 184 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,695 All right, let's move on from Kosta's story 185 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,398 that he brought into the show and talk about some big news 186 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:48,335 from the world of sports involving Formula 1 racing, 187 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,438 the absolute coolest way to contribute to climate change. 188 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,774 Yesterday was the final race of the season, 189 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:57,778 but how it ended is giving a lot of people road rage. 190 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,813 Back now with a big story in Formula 1 racing. 191 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,182 A new champion unseated seven-time reigning champ 192 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,685 Lewis Hamilton after one of the most controversial race finishes 193 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,653 in the history of the sport. 194 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,655 This was a walk-off home run, a buzzer beater 195 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,691 and a Hail Mary all wrapped into one. 196 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,726 It was the final lap of the final race 197 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,528 of a frantic Formula 1 season, 198 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:18,131 It brought chaos, controversy and a new champion. 199 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,300 On Sunday it looked like Hamilton had the victory 200 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,671 and the title in hand, leading almost the whole way, 201 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:28,475 with Verstappen a distant second until things got crazy. 202 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:31,845 Near the end of the race, the crash forced the safety car 203 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,214 onto the track to limit the drivers' speeds. 204 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:38,051 Once the race restarted on lap 58 of 58, 205 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,855 verstappen caught, overtook and sped by Hamilton 206 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:46,727 to win the championship in a shocking, unprecedented finish. 207 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,329 Okay, okay, I know right now there are a lot of people 208 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:53,166 who are saying, "I literally do not understand anything here." 209 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,435 So let me try and explain what happened to you 210 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,805 and why everyone in Britain is in a bad mood today. 211 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,108 I mean aside from the 600 straight days of rain. 212 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,577 Basically what happened, basically what happened is, 213 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,712 you've got Lewis Hamilton, okay? 214 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,682 He is, like, the LeBron James of Formula 1. 215 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,118 Like, if LeBron wasn't just the best player, 216 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,188 but also the only Black player ever in the NBA. 217 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:15,589 Okay? You with me? 218 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,058 So now Hamilton was trying to win his 8th championship, 219 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,360 and for the entire race he was in the lead. 220 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,263 But then there was a big crash at the back of the race. 221 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,365 And whenever that happens in Formula 1, 222 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,434 a safety car has to come out to make sure 223 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,703 that while they're cleaning up all the wreckage on the track, 224 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,772 the other cars don't run over the people 225 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,841 who are doing the cleaning-- 'cause that's just rude. 226 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,475 Plus, if you hit the people who are cleaning up, 227 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,844 then you got to bring more people 228 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,478 to clean up the people who were cleaning them up, 229 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,813 and then it becomes, like, a whole thing. 230 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,248 So, the safety car, 231 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,251 safety car comes out and drives slow, 232 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,053 and all the race cars behind it, 233 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,288 they have to stay behind the safety car, you know? 234 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,757 So it's-it's like it's, like, a senior citizen 235 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,726 doing 20 on a one-way road, you know? 236 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,828 Which-which kind of sucks if you're leading. 237 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,430 Because Hamilton was in the lead, right? 238 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,865 Because he has to slow down. 239 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,100 Meanwhile, everyone at the back can catch up to you. 240 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,236 Yeah, and I don't think there are any other sports 241 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,537 where this happens. 242 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,006 Like, you're never... You never see an NFL game 243 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,407 where for a few minutes, 244 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:09,810 the ref only lets the losing team score. 245 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,044 (imitates blowing whistle) "Oh, my God! 246 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,779 "Someone's hurt real bad. 247 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,948 "All right, would you guys like to score a couple of touchdowns 248 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,217 "while we drag him off the field? Yeah? 249 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,586 "Yeah, not you. Not you. Someone's hurt. 250 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,054 "Okay, you guys want to score quick? 251 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,924 All right, go on. Go on. Go on, guys. Yeah!" 252 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,260 And look, yes, it's kind of a crazy way to do things. 253 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,961 All right? It is kind of crazy. 254 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,265 But, I mean, these people are also driving 200 miles an hour 255 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,267 around a racetrack, so crazy is relative. 256 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,702 And some people argue that it makes the sport more exciting. 257 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,137 Every time there's a crash, the whole field 258 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,106 comes back together, and then it's a race. 259 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,941 You know, so, now, because of the safety car, 260 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,210 everyone caught up to Hamilton, all right? 261 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,413 And then, with one final lap to go, the race director... 262 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,015 He's, like, the guy who chooses everything. 263 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,383 He's, like, bigger than the ref. 264 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,818 He had two options. One: follow the rules 265 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,188 and let the race end under the safety car, 266 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:55,789 in which case Hamilton would have won 267 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,358 but with all the other cars driving like they're going 268 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,227 through a school zone. Very boring. 269 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,463 Or two: second option was spice things up. 270 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,065 You know? Change the rules a little bit 271 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,302 and restart the race but for one final lap. 272 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,171 Which is what he did. Yeah. 273 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,307 And that last lap, which maybe shouldn't have happened, 274 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:16,076 gave Max Verstappen, the guy who was in second place, 275 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,945 it gave him a chance to go change his tires 276 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,581 and then pull ahead and win. 277 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,483 So, that's why Lewis Hamilton's fans 278 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,085 are pissed at what happened. 279 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,754 And his team protested the decision, 280 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,989 but that protest goes 281 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,257 to the same people who made the decision, 282 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,959 so, I mean, that was never gonna work. 283 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,795 It's like appealing your mom grounding you 284 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,129 to your mom. 285 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,865 "I've checked with myself, and I decided 286 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,000 that my decision was correct." 287 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,002 And, by the way, by the way, just-just as an aside, 288 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,704 I love how every sport, 289 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,706 every sport has all of these layers 290 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,976 of replay officials and specialists and appeals 291 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,011 to analyze every little play, 292 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,380 but then when we're trying to solve real things 293 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,683 like murders, we just ask 12 random people on the street, 294 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,620 Just like, "Hey, you think this guy did it? 295 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,389 "Yeah, yeah, he does dress kind of weird, doesn't he? 296 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,057 "Yeah, take him away. Take him away. 297 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,659 Thank you, members of the jury." 298 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,662 Now, I know right now, a lot of Americans are thinking, 299 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,598 "What, Trevor? Some EuroNASCAR race 300 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,535 "changed the rules so that somebody else could win? 301 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:17,838 Who cares? Who cares about any of this?" 302 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,273 Okay. 303 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,241 But you'll remember this moment 304 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,178 when the next U.S. presidential election comes. 305 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:27,748 Yeah. Then you'll see why the story's a big deal. 306 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,983 Well, our elections can never go to the wrong person, 307 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,552 so we're good. 308 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,720 You know? By the way, this story? 309 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:37,925 Uh, dramatic, exciting, competitive. 310 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,427 Someone should write a musical about it. 311 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,762 And you would name it after... 312 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,897 Who was the guy that was in first place? Um... 313 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,732 -Hamilton. -Hamilton. 314 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,102 No one's ever thought of that. That would crush. 315 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,737 -Yeah. -Yeah. 316 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,972 I think a Hamilton musical 317 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,307 -would do well. -That's what I'm saying. 318 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:54,942 Good, so now we're back to being partners again. 319 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,678 I also wonder, with gas prices being so high, 320 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,946 how bad it would suck 321 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,881 to be a Formula 1 race driver right now. 322 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,449 You know? You got one lap to go. 323 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,818 You think you're just saying, "Just put ten dollars in 324 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,954 "for this last lap. 325 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,624 -That's all I got." -Yeah, but... (laughs) 326 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,893 They don't... they don't pay for their own gas. 327 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,362 They don't... They're not at the thing going, 328 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,232 "What's my zip code? Shit, I'm getting passed"? 329 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:20,067 No. No, they-they don't... 330 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,302 That would make it a very... 331 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,837 I wanted to say "terrible sport," 332 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:24,938 but I actually think that might be 333 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,306 the greatest sport ever invented. 334 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,609 That'd be interesting. I also find it interesting 335 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,077 that they're racing on oil, 336 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,113 a finite resource, you know? 337 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,984 That's why I support steam engine racing. 338 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,318 'Cause they use water? 339 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,586 Well, coal. 340 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,688 But I guess that's a finite resource, too. 341 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,957 Man, it sounded better when I was just thinking of it. 342 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,226 There are electric races now. 343 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,195 And if we could come up with somebody 344 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,930 to create an electric car, 345 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:53,100 I would consider that person Person of the Year. 346 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,673 All right, and, finally, 347 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,708 the hot new TV show right now 348 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,878 is HBO's reboot of Sex and the City. 349 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,113 More sex, 350 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,314 more city. 351 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,749 Over the weekend, 352 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,817 the debut episode not only sent shock waves 353 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,052 through people's living rooms-- 354 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,222 it also shook up the stock market. 355 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,058 NEWSMAN: A huge shock to fans of Sex and the City. 356 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,593 Mr. Big, the husband 357 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,062 of Sarah Jessica Parker's character Carrie, 358 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,631 dies of a heart attack in the very first episode 359 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,066 of the series reboot. 360 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,936 He's doing a vigorous workout on a Peloton bike. 361 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,738 Then Mr. Big, played by actor Chris Noth, 362 00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,273 heads to the shower, 363 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,409 where he suffers a fatal heart attack. 364 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,077 The scene was such a shock, 365 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,813 the company's stock took a nosedive Thursday, 366 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,615 dropping 11%. 367 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,584 NEWSMAN 2: A Peloton spokesperson confirmed 368 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:46,119 that it gave the show permission to use Peloton equipment 369 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,424 in that episode but not that a character would die using it. 370 00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:51,859 NEWSWOMAN: Within 48 hours though, 371 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,828 Peloton came together to create a commercial showing 372 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,097 -Mr. Big alive and well. -(newsman 3 chuckles) 373 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,099 NEWSWOMAN: The clip has now gone viral. 374 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,767 NEWSWOMAN 2: Peloton had also released a statement 375 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:04,404 from a cardiologist saying Mr. Big's extravagant lifestyle 376 00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:08,275 and perhaps his family history played a role in his death. 377 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,512 -America! -(chuckling) 378 00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,747 America! 379 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,650 Yo, 380 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,587 how does Peloton's real-life stock tank 381 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,257 because of something that happened to a character 382 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,260 in a TV-- How dumb are some people? 383 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,662 Yo, TV isn't real! 384 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,531 You think those dragons in Game of Thrones are real? 385 00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,065 They're CGI. 386 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,334 The Mandalorian-- it's CGI. 387 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,271 The cast of This Is Us-- it's all CGI! 388 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,274 No real people can cry that much. Grow up, people! 389 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,510 Here's some investing advice. 390 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,712 You should not make knee-jerk financial decisions 391 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,314 based on TV shows. 392 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,448 You should do your research, 393 00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,217 you should look into the market 394 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,385 and you see what Elon Musk tweets 395 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,520 and then you go with that. 396 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,355 I mean, I do feel a little bad for Peloton though, 397 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,291 'cause when they gave HBO permission 398 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,625 to put their product in the show, 399 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,528 they didn't know someone was gonna die because of it. 400 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,263 You know? They probably thought the characters 401 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,133 would just hang clothes on it, like everyone else does. 402 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,734 Yeah, I... 403 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:10,404 I don't like ad placements in TV shows. 404 00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,139 I find 'em dishonest. 405 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,041 I find 'em greedy. 406 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,776 -I find 'em outrageous. -I agree. Yeah. 407 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,778 You know? Almost as outrageous 408 00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:21,782 as the power of four Duracell batteries, 409 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:26,053 the choice of The Daily Show's Michael Kosta. 410 00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:31,258 Trevor, you can't stop me from doing endorsements, dude. 411 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,826 'Kay? Also, 412 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,629 you can't stop the Coppertop. 413 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,432 The Daily Show's Michael Kosta's 414 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,934 premier choice of battery. 415 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,773 Do they pay you for that? 416 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,076 Uh, it's-- I'm doing it as a proof of concept. 417 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,745 I'm gonna send it to their ad team. 418 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,547 So you're giving them free ads 419 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,682 and they might not even pay you for them? 420 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,552 I'm-I'm taking a calculated risk. 421 00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,354 -Yeah. -(sighs) 422 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:04,291 Um, I mean, I don't even know what to do anymore, Kosta. 423 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,727 -All right, well... -(rustling) 424 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,430 They got different sizes. This is a "D," 425 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,633 and then there's-- I think this is a "A." 426 00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,134 But... 427 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,802 it's a great battery, 428 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:19,039 I use them for all my fax machines and remote controls. 429 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,942 -All right. Just give me the small one. -Yeah. 430 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,710 -I need two for my remote when you... -Okay. You got it. 431 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,813 All right. Uh, well, Peloton has tried to ride this thing out. 432 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:29,550 And, to be honest to you, I give props to them as a company, 433 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:30,918 you know, for trying to have a sense of humor 434 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,220 and try to limit the damage by joking about it all. 435 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,455 But I don't think that they're out of the woods yet. 436 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,058 Because based on the preview 437 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,595 for next week's episode of Sex and the City reboot, 438 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:46,233 man, Peloton has got some more bad PR ahead of it. 439 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,368 ♪ ♪ 440 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,377 (screams) 441 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,048 (yells) 442 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,150 (gasping) 443 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,152 -Taxi! (screams) -(horn honks) 444 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,287 ♪ ♪ 445 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,594 All right, when we come back, 446 00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:18,031 Roy Wood Jr. will look back at who got canceled in 2021. 447 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,266 You don't want to miss it. 448 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,235 'Cause it might be you. (gasps) 449 00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:25,105 Welcome back to The Daily show. 450 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,307 2021 is almost over. 451 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,909 And we can all agree that compared to last year, 452 00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,311 it has been a perfect year. 453 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,712 So for the rest of the month, 454 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:35,148 we'll be remembering all of 2021's best moments 455 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,218 in our year-end segment, "A Look Back at 2021, 456 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,253 the Least Bad Year of the Last Two Years." 457 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,323 Tonight, a special look back with Roy Wood, Jr. 458 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,859 at The Department of Cancellations. 459 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,694 ♪ ♪ 460 00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:56,503 Good evening and salutations. 461 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,405 It is time to once again announce 462 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,607 The U.S. Department of Cancellations list 463 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,143 of approved cancellations for the year 2021. 464 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,613 Now, as a reminder, these are actual cancellations, 465 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,415 not one of them fake cancellations 466 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,117 that ends up just making everybody richer. 467 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,219 Nobody's getting a Netflix special out of this. 468 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,721 Not even a podcast sponsored by MyPillow. 469 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,224 This is an official cancellation, 470 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,993 which means you got to list it on your taxes and everything. 471 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,595 Everything in your life gets cancelled. 472 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,363 Career-- cancelled. 473 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,898 Twitter account-- cancelled. 474 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,733 Dentist appointment-- cancelled. 475 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,370 You think you got a reservation at Outback Steakhouse? 476 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,873 Not anymore. Cancelled! 477 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,842 First up-- Mike Richards. 478 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,012 We all know Mike Richards, the producer of Jeopardy!, 479 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:42,616 not to be confused with Kramer, Michael Richards, 480 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:45,819 who we cancelled back in 2006, along with MapQuest. 481 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,021 You just weren't getting the job done, MapQuest. 482 00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:50,023 So take two lefts and a slight right 483 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,792 and get your ass up out of here. 484 00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:55,028 Mike Richards was selected to take over as host of Jeopardy! 485 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,497 by the show's producer... 486 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,032 Mike Richards. 487 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,034 Guess they kind of looked alike, 488 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,036 and all the data that they, you know, analyzed 489 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,305 just showed them that, you know, you already work here, 490 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,674 so it would be less paperwork. Can't blame them. 491 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,810 But soon after, Twitter did its thing, 492 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,212 and everyone discovered many disparaging comments 493 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,614 Richards made about women and Jews. 494 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,317 I mean the Jews. The Jewish people. 495 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,319 Rosh Hashanah. What's the right... 496 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,754 -Can we cut? -(beep) 497 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,056 ...for his terrible comments and the hubris 498 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,425 to think his smarmy ass could succeed a legend, 499 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:29,896 the U.S. Department officially cancels Mike Richards... 500 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,698 in an act of... 501 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,034 what is "justice," Alex? 502 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,737 Love you, Trebek, baby. 503 00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:40,207 Next up... 504 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:44,578 Ah. Former New York governor Andrew Cuomo. 505 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,080 Emphasis on the "former." 506 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,015 Andrew Cuomo rose to national prominence 507 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,084 at the start of the coronavirus pandemic, 508 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,053 because in its time of need, 509 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:55,188 America wanted a guy who sounded like Al Pacino 510 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,491 to throw up a couple of power point slides 511 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,559 and tell us that toilet paper was on the way. 512 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,896 Unfortunately for Cuomo, all the Charmin in the world 513 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,232 wasn't gonna help him clean up the shit storm 514 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,033 he was about to face. 515 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,836 Cuomo was actually canceled twice this year. 516 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,606 First for getting a bunch of nursing home residents killed 517 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,908 and then fudging the numbers to cover it up. 518 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,045 And then he was also cancelled for sexual harassment 519 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:21,848 against women who worked for him. 520 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,817 You can't do both of those in one year. 521 00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,720 If you're gonna be the most prolific killer of old people, 522 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,389 you got to at least be courteous to women. 523 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:33,160 The Department of Cancellations approves this cancellation, 524 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,462 and it sentences Andrew Cuomo 525 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,130 to ten million years in a prison cell 526 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:40,000 built out of the unsold copies of his book. 527 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,335 We gonna leave some room in there for your brother, too. 528 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,338 Next up... 529 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,875 Ah, the Cleveland Indians. 530 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:52,345 Now, I don't need to explain why this was canceled. 531 00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:54,281 In fact, if you don't know why this was canceled, 532 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,249 please turn yourself in for self-cancellation. 533 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,385 It'll be easier on all of us. 534 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,387 Now, I'll be the first to admit, 535 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,088 this one took us over a hundred years 536 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:05,158 to process the paperwork on, but we finally got it done. 537 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,494 There's a big backlog. Cleveland Indians, 538 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,763 Kansas City Chiefs, Atlanta Braves. 539 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,865 We got the Native American mascot division 540 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:14,501 of this department working around the clock. 541 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,736 They don't even get Thanksgiving off. 542 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,772 That's messed-up. 543 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,674 Luckily, 544 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,175 I don't think anyone in Cleveland's 545 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,343 gonna be missing that name, 546 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,979 because the new name is amazing. 547 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,615 The Cleveland Guardians. 548 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,617 Sounds great. 549 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,552 Did we check to make sure that the Guardian ain't the name 550 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,555 of, like, some white supremacy group or something, man? 551 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,757 Okay. (mutters) 552 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,260 Sound a little white supremacy. 553 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,062 (sighs) And, finally, 554 00:22:42,162 --> 00:22:45,265 former President Donald J. Trump, 555 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,868 whose vicious lies about the 2020 election 556 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:51,071 inspired his supporters to storm the Capitol 557 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,540 and return him to power illegally. 558 00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:57,477 For shaking the foundation of our precious democracy 559 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,012 to its very core, 560 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,448 the U.S. Department of Cancellation 561 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:05,619 officially cancels him for all time. 562 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,290 Then again, his supporters stormed our building, 563 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,293 trashed our offices, busted up our break room fridge 564 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,163 and now I have to bring my lunch to work in a cooler. 565 00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:19,266 So, to avoid that happening again, 566 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,867 the Department of Cancellation 567 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:26,740 officially endorses Donald J. Trump for president in 2024. 568 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,975 Go get 'em, future boss. 569 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,778 I'm sorry. I'm not about to get beat with no flagpole 570 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,980 by them people. They-- You saw the way they was crawl-- 571 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:36,450 climbing, like Redneck Spider-Man. 572 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:37,984 That's one cancellation I don't-- 573 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,619 I don't want any part of. 574 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:42,055 Thank you so much for that, Roy. 575 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,256 All right, when we come back, 576 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:45,992 Hillary Clinton's chief of staff, Huma Abedin, 577 00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:48,295 will be joining me right here on the show. 578 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,496 So don't go away. 579 00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,334 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 580 00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:53,668 My guest tonight is Huma Abedin. 581 00:23:53,768 --> 00:23:55,670 She's an advisor and chief of staff 582 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,706 to Hillary Rodham Clinton, 583 00:23:57,806 --> 00:24:00,208 and she's here to talk about her best-selling memoir, 584 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,512 Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds. 585 00:24:03,612 --> 00:24:05,514 Huma, welcome to the show. 586 00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:06,948 Thank you for having me, Trevor. 587 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,384 You have lived a life that is, 588 00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:13,021 I mean, just in proximity to action all the time. 589 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:14,689 I mean, just listening to this, you know, 590 00:24:14,789 --> 00:24:16,291 when I was going through it again, it's... 591 00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:19,361 You were by somebody's side who was running for president twice, 592 00:24:19,461 --> 00:24:21,830 um, you know, you were at somebody's side 593 00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:25,066 while she was serving as secretary of state, 594 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,770 as senator of New York, and you had to wake that same person up 595 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,273 from bed when she was first lady. 596 00:24:31,373 --> 00:24:33,475 The person I'm talking about, of course, is Hillary Clinton. 597 00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:35,944 Let's talk about that first. 598 00:24:36,044 --> 00:24:38,380 How do you wake up a sleeping first lady? 599 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,383 So first of all, I'm thrilled to be with you today. 600 00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,684 And I, um... 601 00:24:42,784 --> 00:24:44,519 Yes, when I walked into the White House, 602 00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:46,121 I was a 21-year-old intern. 603 00:24:46,221 --> 00:24:47,722 I didn't exactly know what I was doing, 604 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:49,558 and there was very much, 605 00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:50,625 at least in the Clinton administration, 606 00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:51,693 this sink-or-swim attitude. 607 00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:53,428 They kind of threw you into it. 608 00:24:53,528 --> 00:24:56,097 -And so, this was the midst of her senate campaign. -Right. 609 00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:57,465 -Right. -She was first lady running for the Senate. 610 00:24:57,566 --> 00:24:59,201 And one morning, the White House operator says, 611 00:24:59,301 --> 00:25:00,635 "Well, she's not responding." 612 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:04,439 Now, as somebody who had followed all the rules, 613 00:25:04,539 --> 00:25:07,475 one of the first rules you learn in the White House is, 614 00:25:07,576 --> 00:25:09,077 fail to plan, plan to fail, and I had a plan. 615 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,679 The plan was that she was going to wake up. 616 00:25:10,779 --> 00:25:12,814 So I didn't know how to wake her up. 617 00:25:12,914 --> 00:25:15,550 So I decide to march into the hallway. 618 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:18,153 I tiptoe in the back, I knock on the door, 619 00:25:18,253 --> 00:25:20,288 and I say, "Mrs. Clinton." No response. 620 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,457 So finally, I open the door, tiptoe in, 621 00:25:22,557 --> 00:25:25,093 and shake her really hard. 622 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,229 And not only did I wake her up. 623 00:25:27,329 --> 00:25:29,364 I woke up the leader of the free world 624 00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:31,633 and the ghost of Lincoln. 625 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:34,503 The entire house was alerted. 626 00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:37,539 And the funniest thing about the story is that she gets up, 627 00:25:37,639 --> 00:25:39,641 she gets in the chair to get her makeup done, 628 00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:40,909 and she turns to me and she says, 629 00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:44,779 "Huma, next time, just knock louder." 630 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,749 Yeah, that was a big jump from "Knock softly." 631 00:25:47,849 --> 00:25:50,418 -"Shake your ass." That's, like, a big jump. -Exactly. 632 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:51,586 I learned a lesson that day. 633 00:25:51,686 --> 00:25:52,787 -Okay, okay. -And now I always knock louder. 634 00:25:52,888 --> 00:25:54,356 I mean, I haven't had to do it for a while, 635 00:25:54,456 --> 00:25:56,124 -but that's a lesson I pass on. -I like that. Yeah. 636 00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:58,059 Just, like, it's incremental steps. 637 00:25:58,126 --> 00:26:00,161 -The journey of Huma Abedin. -We had a lot of fun. 638 00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:02,097 -That's for sure. -It does sound like that. 639 00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:03,865 I mean, you've had a really interesting relationship 640 00:26:03,965 --> 00:26:06,067 -with Hillary Clinton, who is, you know... -Mm-hmm. 641 00:26:06,168 --> 00:26:08,470 in America, I mean, a person who will go down in history... 642 00:26:08,570 --> 00:26:10,572 Like, people will love her, people will hate her, 643 00:26:10,672 --> 00:26:12,574 -That's right. -people will talk about her. 644 00:26:12,674 --> 00:26:14,643 You've seen sides of her that nobody else will. 645 00:26:14,743 --> 00:26:16,611 And what I really enjoyed in your book is, 646 00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:19,381 -you talk about seeing those sides of Hillary, -Mm-hmm. 647 00:26:19,481 --> 00:26:21,483 and you talk about how difficult it was 648 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:23,518 for Hillary to navigate the journey 649 00:26:23,618 --> 00:26:26,188 of being "perfect" and, like, talking perfectly 650 00:26:26,288 --> 00:26:28,190 and looking perfect. 651 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,091 It seems like there was no way to win. 652 00:26:30,192 --> 00:26:32,394 When you were doing that, when you were trying to create 653 00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:34,563 the perfect image of a Hillary Clinton, 654 00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:36,965 like, where was this external pressure coming from? 655 00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:39,801 You know, Trevor, so much of it is: hindsight is 20/20. 656 00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:42,003 When we were in it, in the moment, 657 00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:44,739 there was no perfect way to be, and one of our challenges-- 658 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,876 I actually write, in 2008, we, even on the inside, 659 00:26:47,976 --> 00:26:50,512 we didn't know how to deal with some of the sexist, 660 00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:53,815 misogynistic comments, so we just laughed along with it. 661 00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:55,817 We just assumed this was the price you pay 662 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,419 -for being in the game. -Hmm. 663 00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:59,554 So if you said she should wear brown, we wear brown. 664 00:26:59,654 --> 00:27:01,056 If you said she should talk louder, 665 00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:02,424 okay, let's try to talk louder. 666 00:27:02,524 --> 00:27:06,061 And it was constantly shape-shifting, if you will, 667 00:27:06,161 --> 00:27:09,564 responding to people's comments, but nothing was ever right. 668 00:27:09,664 --> 00:27:12,234 And I think 2016 was next-level 669 00:27:12,334 --> 00:27:14,636 in that here we were, and everybody had a different, uh, 670 00:27:14,736 --> 00:27:16,104 everyone had a different response. 671 00:27:16,204 --> 00:27:17,539 I actually share a story in the book 672 00:27:17,639 --> 00:27:19,908 -where the Hollywood director calls me and says, -Right. 673 00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:21,409 "You know, I'm gonna give her some media training," 674 00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:22,944 and I said, "Well, give me an idea 675 00:27:23,078 --> 00:27:24,479 of who she should be like," and they said, 676 00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:26,314 "Well, her husband." And I said, "Well, excellent. 677 00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:28,216 Anybody else?" "President Obama." 678 00:27:28,316 --> 00:27:30,952 -Both phenomenal communicators. You know, -Right. 679 00:27:31,086 --> 00:27:33,588 legendary communicators, both men. 680 00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:36,091 And so we could never quite get it right, 681 00:27:36,124 --> 00:27:38,493 and we kept trying, and I think that it's in part 682 00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:41,463 because we have a hard time seeing women in leadership. 683 00:27:41,563 --> 00:27:43,098 -Right. -Forget commander in chief, Trevor. 684 00:27:43,131 --> 00:27:44,933 Just seeing women in leadership positions. 685 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,268 And I agree with you, 686 00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:48,170 not everyone's gonna necessarily agree 687 00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,272 -with everything Hillary Clinton believes, -Right, right, yeah. 688 00:27:50,372 --> 00:27:52,474 but she is a historic figure for this country and the world, 689 00:27:52,574 --> 00:27:54,376 and she tried to pave the way forward, 690 00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,044 and she's got some cracks in that ceiling, 691 00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:57,546 and somebody's gonna step in those shoes. 692 00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:59,047 And, in fact, we have a vice president 693 00:27:59,114 --> 00:28:00,348 -who stepped in those shoes. -Right, right. 694 00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:02,217 Who's also being criticized for how she laughs 695 00:28:02,317 --> 00:28:03,318 or how she doesn't laugh. 696 00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:04,819 You know, there seems to be a fine line 697 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,455 that can, like, no one can really walk perfectly. 698 00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:10,525 -Right. -Um, you have faced a lot of that criticism. 699 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:14,296 You have faced, you know... I think a lot of extra scrutiny, 700 00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:17,632 because you're not just a woman, but you're also a Muslim woman. 701 00:28:17,732 --> 00:28:19,835 You're a Muslim woman who's been working in American government 702 00:28:19,935 --> 00:28:22,370 for so long. 703 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:23,638 Reading through the book, there were things 704 00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:25,073 I didn't know about you. I was like, "Wow." 705 00:28:25,173 --> 00:28:27,943 I didn't know that you had your moments 706 00:28:28,076 --> 00:28:30,312 of, you know, "being the terrorist" 707 00:28:30,412 --> 00:28:31,913 -that people were talking about. -Mm-hmm. 708 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,383 Actual, you know, sitting members of Congress 709 00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:36,818 saying, like, "Oh, there she is. 710 00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:39,387 The member of this organization. The member..." 711 00:28:39,487 --> 00:28:42,090 Do you think it got better? Or-or do you think it just, 712 00:28:42,123 --> 00:28:43,692 you know, went underground for a little bit? 713 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:45,393 'Cause you're seeing this, you know, with Lauren Boebert, 714 00:28:45,493 --> 00:28:47,596 for instance, now coming and saying "Ilhan Omar, the..." 715 00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:48,964 -you know, the backpack in the... -Absolutely. 716 00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:50,632 In the... in the elevator. 717 00:28:50,732 --> 00:28:52,033 Do you think it got better 718 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:54,035 as a Muslim person working in government, 719 00:28:54,102 --> 00:28:55,904 or do you think it just shifted, maybe? 720 00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:58,773 I actually think that what happened to me in 2012, 721 00:28:58,874 --> 00:29:00,108 as you were referring, 722 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,177 where five Republican members of Congress 723 00:29:02,277 --> 00:29:06,147 suggested I was essentially a spy, not a patriot... 724 00:29:06,248 --> 00:29:08,116 -Yeah. -I was that American, Trevor, 725 00:29:08,216 --> 00:29:10,185 that as I traveled the world as a little girl-- 726 00:29:10,285 --> 00:29:12,721 and we went everywhere from South Africa 727 00:29:12,821 --> 00:29:14,956 to London to Paris to Asia-- 728 00:29:15,056 --> 00:29:17,192 every time we landed, I would turn to my mother 729 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,627 and say, "Is it America yet?" 730 00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:21,730 Why? Because to me, America wasn't just a place 731 00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:24,266 that you could go to a movie theater-- 732 00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:25,967 things I didn't have back in Saudi Arabia-- 733 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:27,402 or you could wear what you wanted. 734 00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:28,837 -It was a feeling. -Hmm. 735 00:29:28,937 --> 00:29:31,740 It was a sense of choice and optimism 736 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,976 and appreciation for, you know, those principles and values. 737 00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:37,646 So I've always walked with a great pride as an American. 738 00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:40,749 I do think when they accused me of being... 739 00:29:40,849 --> 00:29:42,951 essentially a spy, 740 00:29:43,084 --> 00:29:44,486 it was unleashing... 741 00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:46,154 I think it was an appetizer, Trevor, 742 00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:48,723 to what we were to face in 2016 743 00:29:48,823 --> 00:29:51,893 when certainly Muslims and many brown people 744 00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:53,161 became the other. 745 00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,663 And I'm not just saying my kind of brown. 746 00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:56,631 -Right, right. -Generally, if you were a person of color, 747 00:29:56,731 --> 00:29:58,800 you were the other, and they succeeded in doing it. 748 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,302 I think it unleashed... I think Donald Trump 749 00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:02,070 unleashed permission 750 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:04,472 to have this kind of dialogue and conversation. 751 00:30:04,573 --> 00:30:06,374 It's one of the many reasons I wrote this book, 752 00:30:06,474 --> 00:30:08,276 is to explain to the country 753 00:30:08,376 --> 00:30:09,845 what it is to be an American Muslim. 754 00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:11,313 I-It's not just heart-wrenching, 755 00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:13,381 but it's also really vulnerable how you share your story. 756 00:30:13,481 --> 00:30:16,685 You know, your name really just rose to prominence 757 00:30:16,785 --> 00:30:19,054 in the country with the Anthony Weiner story, 758 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,555 your ex-husband. 759 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,057 And I remember at the time... 760 00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:23,859 I mean, I wasn't familiar with American politics, 761 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,293 but this story was blowing up. 762 00:30:25,393 --> 00:30:26,661 A lot of the women who I work with, 763 00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:28,063 they were just like, "Oh, man, this is so shitty. 764 00:30:28,129 --> 00:30:29,531 "Like, as women, we-we have to deal 765 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:31,099 "with the shit that our men do. 766 00:30:31,199 --> 00:30:33,068 We have to bear their shame, as well." 767 00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:36,738 And you-you really lay it out elegantly and vulnerably 768 00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:39,307 in the book, but what was really surprising to me 769 00:30:39,407 --> 00:30:40,475 is at the end of the book, 770 00:30:40,575 --> 00:30:43,512 you acknowledge and thank your ex-husband. 771 00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:45,413 And I'd love to know why you did that, 772 00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:48,650 and-and if that was a true feeling that you had 773 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,018 or if you thought, "No, this is the high road 774 00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,453 that I need to take." 775 00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:54,422 Um, you know, I do acknowledge Anthony at the end of the book. 776 00:30:54,523 --> 00:30:56,558 And the reason I do that is two things. 777 00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,560 The first is he gave me 778 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,161 the single most important thing in my life-- 779 00:31:00,262 --> 00:31:01,630 that's my little boy. 780 00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:04,266 Um, and he gave me that sense of feeling 781 00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:05,934 I know what it is to be loved. 782 00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,702 -Hmm. -And if you read the book, 783 00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:09,671 to feel like the most special person in the room. 784 00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:11,273 I didn't have a lot of experience with men 785 00:31:11,373 --> 00:31:12,941 before I-I met Anthony. 786 00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:15,510 And I wanted to be seen, not as-- 787 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,845 even though I have a whole chapter in the book 788 00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:18,380 called "Elephant in the Room" 789 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,282 and another one called "Shame, Shame, Go Away"-- 790 00:31:20,382 --> 00:31:23,051 even though I did live with a lot of shame 791 00:31:23,118 --> 00:31:25,520 and felt judged for much of my marriage, 792 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,323 I tried to make every decision I thought was right for me 793 00:31:28,423 --> 00:31:30,125 and for my little boy. 794 00:31:30,225 --> 00:31:31,793 -Mm. -And I've actually been surprised by the number 795 00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,129 of people who've read the book and read to the end, 796 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,597 seeing how I made these decisions 797 00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:37,299 as it related to my marriage, saying, 798 00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:40,068 "Okay, I understand. Now I get it." 799 00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:43,205 And I think people who have in their life loved ones 800 00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,540 who deal with addiction or mental health challenges, 801 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,675 they understand. 802 00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:48,777 For people who don't, it's harder. 803 00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:51,413 And so I'm really glad-- I'm-I'm very humbled 804 00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,682 to hear people understand it once they read the story 805 00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,550 and see that there is another side. 806 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:58,286 There is hope and possibility and optimism. 807 00:31:58,386 --> 00:32:00,288 Well, to be honest with you, I think everybody does understand. 808 00:32:00,388 --> 00:32:02,023 I just think, as human beings, 809 00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:04,025 it is easier for us to judge a situation 810 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:06,127 that is happening outside of us because, 811 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,897 when we're not in love or when we don't love somebody 812 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:12,033 or we're not experiencing a negative thing with a loved one, 813 00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:14,569 the-the answer is obvious, you know? 814 00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,171 So you go, "You should do this. You shouldn't do that. 815 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:18,106 That's what I--" It's like when we're watching a TV show. 816 00:32:18,206 --> 00:32:19,841 You know what all the characters should do. 817 00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:21,576 But you're-you're the character in your own TV show, 818 00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:23,411 -and then you never know what to do... -That's exactly right. 819 00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:24,880 -...from episode to episode, so... -Oh, Trevor, that is 820 00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:27,282 -so beautifully said. I could not agree more. -Yeah. I... 821 00:32:27,382 --> 00:32:29,518 It-it-- You're-you're right. When you're judging 822 00:32:29,618 --> 00:32:31,052 somebody else, if you're in that position, 823 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:32,254 -would you actually do the same thing? -Oh, yeah, it's easy. 824 00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:33,922 It's-it's so easy, 'cause you're watching it. 825 00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:35,156 -You know? That's-that's what it is. -Yeah. 826 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,625 Huma, thank you so much for joining me. 827 00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:38,493 Trevor, thank you for having me. 828 00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:41,863 All right, people, Huma's book, Both/And, 829 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:43,932 is available wherever books are sold. 830 00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,133 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 831 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,502 but we'll be right back after this. 832 00:32:50,472 --> 00:32:51,473 Well, that's our show for tonight, but, before we go, 833 00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:52,374 this weekend, a series of tornadoes 834 00:32:52,474 --> 00:32:54,309 ravaged six states 835 00:32:54,409 --> 00:32:57,012 and dozens of towns across the Central United States. 836 00:32:57,112 --> 00:33:00,181 The Global Empowerment Mission are on the ground in Kentucky, 837 00:33:00,281 --> 00:33:01,783 and they need your help. 838 00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:05,320 So if you can, please donate to their Kentucky fund 839 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,755 at the link below. 840 00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:09,491 Your support will directly impact 841 00:33:09,591 --> 00:33:11,159 all of the affected communities. 842 00:33:11,259 --> 00:33:13,662 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 843 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,797 ♪ ♪ 844 00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:19,634 ("All I Want for Christmas Is You" playing) 845 00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:22,003 Bridget, let's end this emergency. 846 00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:27,676 (off-key): ♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪ 847 00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:32,480 ♪ Just body autonomy ♪ 848 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:36,584 ♪ I don't care about the variants ♪ 849 00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:40,588 ♪ Because of natural immunity ♪ 850 00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:43,758 ♪ I won't wear a useless mask ♪ 851 00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:46,995 ♪ I don't need to stay at home ♪ 852 00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:50,231 ♪ And my kids should go to school ♪ 853 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:53,368 ♪ We don't need to be alone ♪ 854 00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:56,371 ♪ I just want my freedom now ♪ 855 00:33:56,471 --> 00:33:59,975 ♪ The Constitution will show us how ♪ 856 00:34:00,075 --> 00:34:02,444 ♪ Make my dreams come true... ♪ 857 00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,579 ♪ ♪