1 00:00:01,011 --> 00:00:02,178 So, how many of you accidentally 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:03,580 or purposefully eat the sticker on the fruit? 3 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:04,748 Does anybody do that? 4 00:00:04,848 --> 00:00:05,982 'Cause this was a big thing online. 5 00:00:06,082 --> 00:00:07,484 People were arguing about whether or not 6 00:00:07,584 --> 00:00:10,186 you can eat the sticker that they put on the fruit. 7 00:00:10,287 --> 00:00:11,755 And, like, a lot of people are like, 8 00:00:11,855 --> 00:00:12,956 "Yeah, you're supposed to eat it. It's edible." 9 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,324 And then other people are like, 10 00:00:14,424 --> 00:00:15,926 "You should not be eating stickers on the fruit." 11 00:00:16,026 --> 00:00:18,228 It was, like, a whole fight. It was a whole fight. 12 00:00:18,328 --> 00:00:20,864 My thing was... Really, there were two things. 13 00:00:20,964 --> 00:00:23,266 Number one, who are you that you do not have time 14 00:00:23,366 --> 00:00:25,168 to, like, take a sticker off of your fruit? 15 00:00:25,268 --> 00:00:28,004 What is happening in your life that you're just like, 16 00:00:28,104 --> 00:00:29,406 "Oh, there's a sticker. I don't have time." 17 00:00:29,506 --> 00:00:31,575 (imitates munching) "I have to save lives." 18 00:00:31,675 --> 00:00:33,376 Like, who are you? Take the time, 19 00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:35,378 look at the thing and peel it. Do you know what I'm saying? 20 00:00:35,478 --> 00:00:37,747 It's like... But then at the same time, 21 00:00:37,847 --> 00:00:39,115 there's also the people who are like, 22 00:00:39,216 --> 00:00:40,483 "You can't eat a sticker. 23 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,118 It is the worst thing that'll happen." 24 00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:44,621 It's not the worst thing. They're biodegradable. 25 00:00:44,721 --> 00:00:47,057 It's not good, but it's not the worst thing. 26 00:00:47,157 --> 00:00:49,192 People gonna act like hot dogs don't exist. 27 00:00:49,292 --> 00:00:51,261 You know what I... If you eat hot dogs, 28 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:52,629 I mean, you're the kind of person 29 00:00:52,729 --> 00:00:54,030 who, like, looks at life and just goes like, 30 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:56,166 "Yeah, man, (bleep) around. Let's find out." 31 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,401 That's what a hot dog is. 32 00:00:58,501 --> 00:01:00,103 Do you know what I'm say... You're just the kind of person 33 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:01,338 who's just like, "Yeah." 34 00:01:01,438 --> 00:01:02,672 And it's, like, a good combination 35 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:04,808 of, like, threat and, like, you know, security. 36 00:01:04,908 --> 00:01:06,610 'Cause the bread is, like... We understand what bread is. 37 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:08,378 And then the hot dog, you're like, "Uh, let's see. 38 00:01:08,478 --> 00:01:10,113 "Let's see what's going on, baby. 39 00:01:10,213 --> 00:01:11,882 I'm all about that life." 40 00:01:11,982 --> 00:01:14,317 But, I mean, I don't know if you should eat the sticker, 41 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:15,852 you know what I'm saying? 42 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:17,621 I didn't know you could eat the sticker 43 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:19,122 until this argument, by the way. 44 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:21,124 Till I saw this. Then the New York Times 45 00:01:21,191 --> 00:01:22,626 did a piece on this. 46 00:01:22,726 --> 00:01:24,494 And then the FDA has stepped in. 47 00:01:24,594 --> 00:01:26,529 I was like, "Wow. Of all the things 48 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,431 the New York Times could be doing." 49 00:01:28,531 --> 00:01:30,133 Yeah. 50 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:31,968 It's weird to be, like, in a newsroom, 51 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,837 and there's just people like that, you know? 52 00:01:33,937 --> 00:01:34,905 "What are you looking at?" 53 00:01:35,005 --> 00:01:36,172 "I'm looking at what's happening 54 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:38,008 at the Russian border with Ukraine." 55 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,342 "What are you looking into?" 56 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:41,511 "I'm investigating these new vaccines." 57 00:01:41,611 --> 00:01:42,646 "And you?" 58 00:01:42,746 --> 00:01:45,148 "You guys notice the sticker on fruit? 59 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:47,150 "You think we should eat it or not eat it? 60 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:48,952 "I'm gonna do a... I'm gonna do a 300... 61 00:01:49,052 --> 00:01:52,422 300-word article on this, guys. We're all journalists here." 62 00:01:52,522 --> 00:01:55,158 (chuckles) 63 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,029 Countdown to that person writing a hit piece on me. 64 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:02,098 Well-played, New York Times journalist. 65 00:02:02,132 --> 00:02:05,936 "Why Trevor Noah is worse than the stickers on fruit." 66 00:02:06,102 --> 00:02:08,438 Well-played. 67 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:10,941 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 68 00:02:11,107 --> 00:02:13,810 in New York City, the only city in America, 69 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,679 it's The Daily Show. 70 00:02:15,779 --> 00:02:19,482 Tonight, anime can get you in trouble, 71 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,885 marching bands are racist, 72 00:02:21,985 --> 00:02:24,754 and Dwyane Wade. 73 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:29,226 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 74 00:02:29,326 --> 00:02:31,127 Hey, what's going on, everybody? 75 00:02:31,228 --> 00:02:33,029 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 76 00:02:33,129 --> 00:02:34,965 And joining me for today's headlines 77 00:02:35,131 --> 00:02:37,267 is our very own Desi Lydic. 78 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:38,935 -What's going on, Desi? -Hey, Trevor. 79 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,971 -How you doing? Yeah? -I'm good. I'm good. 80 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,872 I'm just, you know, prepping for Thanksgiving, 81 00:02:42,973 --> 00:02:44,274 Getting ready. 82 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:47,143 I'm not hosting this year, which is a huge relief, 83 00:02:47,177 --> 00:02:48,879 but I am in charge of the dressing, 84 00:02:48,979 --> 00:02:51,848 which is kind of a huge responsibility. 85 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:54,050 Dressing all of my uncles? 86 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,785 (exhales) 87 00:02:55,886 --> 00:02:58,154 Finding clothes for all 16 of them? 88 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,723 That's... That's a lot. 89 00:02:59,823 --> 00:03:01,825 I think the dressing has... 90 00:03:01,925 --> 00:03:03,860 You know what, Desi? Good for you. 91 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,963 By the way, do you know where I can find a bunch of camo hats? 92 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:09,299 No. 93 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:11,201 No, I don't. 94 00:03:11,301 --> 00:03:12,936 Sorry, I took an edible before I got here. 95 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:14,938 I didn't know I was gonna be on today. 96 00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:16,473 Well, that's fine, Desi. 97 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:18,942 Just relax and breathe, and we'll be... we'll be good. 98 00:03:19,109 --> 00:03:20,677 -Okay. -Yeah. 99 00:03:20,777 --> 00:03:22,879 -You okay? -Happy Thanksgiving. 100 00:03:22,979 --> 00:03:24,881 Happy Thanksgiving, Desi. 101 00:03:24,981 --> 00:03:26,683 You good? 102 00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:28,718 Hmm? 103 00:03:28,818 --> 00:03:30,787 Okay. We'll-we'll come back. 104 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:32,923 -You shout if you need anything. -Okay. 105 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:35,926 All right, let's jump right into today's headlines. 106 00:03:36,026 --> 00:03:38,161 ♪ ♪ 107 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,496 We kick things off 108 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:41,398 with today's big basketball story. 109 00:03:41,498 --> 00:03:42,599 And, no, I'm not talking 110 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:43,767 about everyone dunking on the Eternals. 111 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:46,303 I'm talking about an iconic stadium 112 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:49,372 that's taking on a brand-new identity. 113 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:51,908 After 22 years, Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles 114 00:03:52,008 --> 00:03:53,043 is getting a new name, 115 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:54,377 and it's a real sign of the times. 116 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:55,712 Beginning Christmas day, 117 00:03:55,812 --> 00:03:57,314 the home of the Lakers, Clippers and Kings 118 00:03:57,414 --> 00:04:00,116 will be known as Crypto.com Arena. 119 00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:02,686 The cryptocurrency trading platform reportedly paid 120 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:05,188 more than $700 million for the naming rights. 121 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,857 NEWSMAN: The Lakers won six championships in this building. 122 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:09,993 The Sparks won three titles. 123 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:11,561 The Clippers play here, too. 124 00:04:11,661 --> 00:04:13,630 You know, it'll be weird. This is, uh... 125 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:16,266 You know, I grew up this being Staples 126 00:04:16,366 --> 00:04:18,635 and Staples being, you know, the place to play 127 00:04:18,735 --> 00:04:20,103 and the place to be. 128 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:22,939 It's kind of, like, just stripping the history here. 129 00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:24,374 Well, I mean, 130 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:27,110 I don't know if you need to get that sentimental, Paul. 131 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:28,712 You know, it's not like Staples 132 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:30,814 is a sacred name from the ancestors. 133 00:04:30,914 --> 00:04:33,783 It's a store where you buy 50 packs of binders 134 00:04:33,884 --> 00:04:35,285 even though you only need one. 135 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:37,120 You know? Then when you get home, 136 00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:38,555 you find out they were the wrong size anyway. 137 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:40,123 You don't need to get that nostalgic about it. 138 00:04:40,223 --> 00:04:41,625 Like, it's a company. 139 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:43,426 And if you do want to get nostalgic, just wait. 140 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:44,628 Just wait. I promise you, soon, 141 00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:46,763 we'll all get used to Crypto.com Arena, 142 00:04:46,863 --> 00:04:49,032 and in 20 years when they change that name 143 00:04:49,132 --> 00:04:50,834 to Nanobot X Arena or whatever, 144 00:04:50,934 --> 00:04:52,602 your kids will be upset about that. 145 00:04:52,702 --> 00:04:55,839 "Back in my day, this stadium wasn't about the latest fad. 146 00:04:55,939 --> 00:04:58,308 "It was about swapping blockchain currencies 147 00:04:58,408 --> 00:05:00,944 "on a digital market exchange. 148 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:02,913 "There was culture attached to it. 149 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:03,914 "You know? 150 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,181 NFTs." 151 00:05:05,282 --> 00:05:06,816 And, look, this shouldn't come as a surprise, 152 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:08,418 but anywhere a team can advertise, 153 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,086 they're gonna advertise. Right? 154 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,556 The stadiums, the jerseys, the court. 155 00:05:12,656 --> 00:05:14,858 They literally started showing commercials during free throws. 156 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:16,192 You realize that? 157 00:05:16,293 --> 00:05:18,995 We're two months away from the NBA selling name rights 158 00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:20,897 to the score. It's gonna be like... 159 00:05:20,997 --> 00:05:24,534 "And the game ends with a score of 84 to Mountain Dew. 160 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:26,369 "A big win for the Lakers. 161 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:28,638 Or a big loss. I can't tell what's happening." 162 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:30,407 But, I mean, can you blame the arena though? 163 00:05:30,507 --> 00:05:32,175 If people are offering you a shitload of money 164 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:34,110 to use their name, you do it! 165 00:05:34,211 --> 00:05:35,679 I mean, that's what I did. 166 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:39,716 I sold my naming rights to a guy named Trevor Noah for 40 bucks. 167 00:05:39,816 --> 00:05:40,917 What, you didn't know this? 168 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:43,019 Come on. Do I look like a Trevor? 169 00:05:43,119 --> 00:05:44,988 My real name is Bert Pakowski. 170 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:46,790 (Lydic chuckles) 171 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,892 I'm sorry, I just can't stop picturing them 172 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:50,660 removing the Staples logo 173 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,163 with one of those giant staple removers. 174 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:55,498 (laughing) 175 00:05:55,599 --> 00:05:57,834 Just a giant claw. 176 00:05:57,934 --> 00:06:00,170 Sorry, it-- The edible's kicking in, I think. (chuckles) 177 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,771 I need to know what edibles these are. 178 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,441 All right, let's move on from sports to music 179 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:06,810 and the woman that everyone is talking about right now, 180 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,078 Taylor Swift, 181 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:09,679 pop star, songwriter 182 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:11,882 and inventor of the color red. 183 00:06:11,982 --> 00:06:14,084 Personally, I love Taylor Swift. 184 00:06:14,117 --> 00:06:16,486 Huge fan. Really nothing bad to say about her. 185 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:19,155 But even if I had something bad to say about her, I wouldn't. 186 00:06:19,256 --> 00:06:20,590 I wouldn't say it. 187 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:23,293 Because Taylor Swift's fans are super protective of her. 188 00:06:23,393 --> 00:06:25,428 Like-like, they're like one of those old-fashioned dads 189 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:27,898 with a shotgun who doesn't want you to marry his daughter, 190 00:06:27,998 --> 00:06:30,300 'cause he wants to marry her. 191 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,968 You see, Taylor Swift has been rerecording 192 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:33,303 all of her old albums, 193 00:06:33,403 --> 00:06:35,872 which means people are relistening 194 00:06:35,972 --> 00:06:38,608 to all of her old songs about her famous exes 195 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:42,112 and then getting mad at those exes all over again 196 00:06:42,145 --> 00:06:43,580 on her behalf. 197 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,349 And while Taylor may be content to address her old boyfriends 198 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,752 with heartfelt lyrics and songs that are-- 199 00:06:48,852 --> 00:06:51,655 again, I want to stress this-- perfect in every way, 200 00:06:51,755 --> 00:06:54,491 some of her fans are a lot less subtle. 201 00:06:54,591 --> 00:06:55,992 This is going a little too far. 202 00:06:56,126 --> 00:07:00,063 While Jake Gyllenhaal is taking incoming fire from the Swifties, 203 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:01,865 another one of Taylor's exes 204 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:04,134 is being bombarded with messages now. 205 00:07:04,234 --> 00:07:06,603 NEWSMAN: A user on Instagram sent John Mayer 206 00:07:06,703 --> 00:07:08,705 a direct message, telling him... 207 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,444 Mayer then responded to the user, 208 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,846 saying that he'd been getting many messages like that 209 00:07:16,947 --> 00:07:19,449 over the past couple of days and asking, 210 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:21,384 "Do you really hope I die?" 211 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,721 To which the user responded, "OMG. What? 212 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:27,390 I don't want you to die. I'm sorry." 213 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,726 The user apologized again and admitted 214 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,362 they didn't really think Mayer would see the message. 215 00:07:32,462 --> 00:07:34,798 You see, people, this is what I hate about social media-- 216 00:07:34,898 --> 00:07:38,201 it makes people act shittier than they actually are, 217 00:07:38,301 --> 00:07:40,003 which then makes us think 218 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:42,806 that people are shittier than they actually are. 219 00:07:42,906 --> 00:07:44,507 Because social media makes us forget 220 00:07:44,608 --> 00:07:45,976 that we're all human beings. 221 00:07:46,109 --> 00:07:47,644 You know, we just see that little avatar 222 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:49,913 and then we all talk shit to each other, but we're all human. 223 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:52,549 Even celebrities are real people. All of them! 224 00:07:52,649 --> 00:07:54,751 I mean, obviously except Timothée Chalamet. 225 00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:56,686 He's got to be CGI. No one can be that good-looking. 226 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:58,622 I mean, just look at that person. 227 00:07:58,722 --> 00:08:00,857 Now I'm craving spice. Goddamn. 228 00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:03,493 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. 229 00:08:03,593 --> 00:08:05,962 And I know her fans are like... 230 00:08:06,062 --> 00:08:08,531 "But he hurt her. Listen to her song." 231 00:08:08,632 --> 00:08:11,768 Yes. That's all you're supposed to do-- listen to the song. 232 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:14,704 You know, Taylor Swift writes songs to express her emotions 233 00:08:14,804 --> 00:08:17,374 in a way that touches other people, 234 00:08:17,474 --> 00:08:20,176 not to order a hit on her ex-boyfriends. 235 00:08:20,277 --> 00:08:21,778 So death threats are not the way to go, 236 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,146 especially with someone like John Mayer. 237 00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:24,548 Don't-don't send him death threats. 238 00:08:24,648 --> 00:08:26,349 He gets them all the time. 239 00:08:26,449 --> 00:08:27,717 If you really want to upset him, 240 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:30,086 tell him that Ed Sheeran is a better guitar player. 241 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:31,821 -That's gonna hit his heart. -(chuckles) 242 00:08:31,922 --> 00:08:33,123 You know, it's-it's weird how people get-- 243 00:08:33,223 --> 00:08:34,891 like, they're so hateful on the Internet, Desi. 244 00:08:34,991 --> 00:08:36,226 Yeah. I know. It's bad. 245 00:08:36,326 --> 00:08:38,094 But if you think John Mayer's DMs are rough, 246 00:08:38,161 --> 00:08:40,564 you should see the DMs of any woman on the Internet. 247 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:41,598 -Really? -Yeah. 248 00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:42,732 It's either death threats 249 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:45,101 or requests to see your feet. 250 00:08:45,135 --> 00:08:47,103 -Every time. -Like-like, just your feet feet? 251 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:49,239 Yeah. Just your feet. 252 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:50,340 -Or a death threat. -Huh. 253 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,775 One of the two. 254 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,244 -Wow. -It's either, like, "Why are women in Star Wars?" 255 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:56,813 Or "Send me a picture of your feet." 256 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:00,617 -That's really intense. -Yeah. 257 00:09:00,717 --> 00:09:03,687 -Yeah. -I know they're both bad, but which one do you prefer? 258 00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:06,156 (sputters) 259 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,225 Well, I'm pretty proud of my feet, 260 00:09:08,325 --> 00:09:09,359 so... 261 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:12,062 I got no problem sending foot pics. 262 00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:14,364 A-Again, bad. I just wondered which one. 263 00:09:14,464 --> 00:09:16,099 Have you ever requested a foot pic? 264 00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:17,867 No. No. 265 00:09:17,968 --> 00:09:21,304 Wow, look who's a gentleman. 266 00:09:21,404 --> 00:09:23,573 I think "normal" is the phrase you were looking for, maybe. 267 00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:25,709 Well, okay. It all depends. 268 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:27,577 -Yeah. -No, but, to be totally fair, 269 00:09:27,677 --> 00:09:29,913 it is completely inappropriate 270 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,082 for anyone to send a death threat on the Internet. 271 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:33,950 -Okay. -It's-it's not cool. 272 00:09:34,084 --> 00:09:36,219 -I agree. -You got to do it the old-school way. 273 00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:40,223 You know, you got to, like, cut out from the magazine. 274 00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:42,192 This is the real way to do it. 275 00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:45,862 That is better than a DM? 276 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,330 -Yeah. -Still not good. 277 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:48,565 Yeah. 278 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:52,202 I always have this with me, just in case. 279 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:53,470 I don't even know who it's for, 280 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:55,338 but it takes so long to do it that I figure, 281 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:56,940 by the time I'm done, I'll figure it out. 282 00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:58,909 I'll be pissed at somebody. 283 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:02,412 By the way, you're out of glue. 284 00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:04,447 Yeah, and all my magazines have been destroyed. 285 00:10:04,548 --> 00:10:05,916 -Thank you, Desi. -Yeah. No. 286 00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:09,486 -This is from your book cover. -Oh. Well, thank you. 287 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:12,489 I thought you wanted it signed because you wanted to read it. 288 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:15,025 You wrote that book? 289 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,927 Yeah, I-I did. I-I wrote it. 290 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:18,562 All right, let's-let's move on to the big story 291 00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:19,863 from Washington today. 292 00:10:19,963 --> 00:10:22,365 Last week, Arizona congressman Paul Gosar 293 00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:27,003 tweeted an anime video of him chopping off AOC's head, right? 294 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,972 Easily the most disturbing cartoon 295 00:10:29,072 --> 00:10:30,974 since that Family Guy fan fic porn 296 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:33,176 I accidentally watched seven times. 297 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:34,878 Brian has stamina. 298 00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:38,048 And Democrats were so furious about this video, 299 00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:41,451 that today, they voted to censure Gosar 300 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,720 and kick him off of his committees, 301 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:47,824 the first member of Congress to be censured in over a decade. 302 00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:49,392 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 303 00:10:49,492 --> 00:10:53,163 But Gosar-- well, he seemed to take it as a badge of honor. 304 00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:56,700 I rise today to address and reject the mischaracterization, 305 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,469 accusations from many in this body 306 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:02,872 that the cartoon from my office is dangerous or threatening. 307 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:05,008 If I must join Alexander Hamilton, 308 00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,744 the first person attempted to be censured by this House, 309 00:11:07,844 --> 00:11:10,480 so be it. It is done. 310 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,617 Uh, yeah, I... I don't know 311 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:16,119 if this makes you the same as Alexander Hamilton. 312 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:17,487 You know, this is like... this is like 313 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:19,189 Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend taking the stand like, 314 00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:20,924 "If I must be tried in court 315 00:11:21,024 --> 00:11:23,126 just as Jesus was, then so be it." 316 00:11:23,226 --> 00:11:24,928 "No, no, lady, lady, it's the same process, 317 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,730 but these are very different crimes." 318 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:31,167 Now the fact is that this didn't surprise anybody, right? 319 00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:33,603 Seeing something like this from Paul Gosar is not surprising, 320 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:36,706 because over the years, Gosar has made a name for himself 321 00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:39,409 as possibly the most controversial person 322 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:40,777 in all of Congress. 323 00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,245 Which is actually pretty impressive, 324 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:43,780 when you think about it. 325 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,849 So, let's talk about what makes Gosar 326 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,784 one of Congress's most extreme extremists 327 00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:49,986 in another installment of Fringe-Watching. 328 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:53,490 ♪ ♪ 329 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:57,694 Paul Gosar was first elected to Congress back in 2010, 330 00:11:57,794 --> 00:11:59,729 riding the wave of the Tea Party, 331 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,732 the movement that pretended to care about the national debt, 332 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:05,201 but only while Obama was in office. 333 00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:06,670 (whispering): He's Black. 334 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:09,739 And like many Tea Partyers who were elected that year, 335 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:11,541 he didn't come from a career in politics. 336 00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:14,744 No, he was a dentist, which as far as he's concerned, 337 00:12:14,844 --> 00:12:17,380 is all the experience a congressman needs. 338 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,217 I was a dentist, and so every patient that walks in my office, 339 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:22,152 I have to be prepared for an emergency. 340 00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:24,588 I'm a dentist, so science is a big deal to me. 341 00:12:24,688 --> 00:12:27,123 As a dentist, I love the KISS theory-- keep it simple, stupid. 342 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,125 By the way, I'm a dentist, okay, 343 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,362 so I read body language very, very well. 344 00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,564 Okay, half of those didn't even make sense. 345 00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:36,032 He was just adding "as a dentist" 346 00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,500 to the beginning of unrelated thoughts. 347 00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:38,969 Yo, I'm a dentist, 348 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:41,271 so can I get this dry cleaning back on Tuesday? 349 00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:42,639 I'm a dentist. 350 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:43,773 No, you're not currently a dentist. 351 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,141 You're working at another job. 352 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,543 You can't just use your previous job at this job. 353 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:47,911 "I'm a dentist." 354 00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:49,512 "Would you like, uh, number two, as well, with that?" 355 00:12:49,613 --> 00:12:51,948 And look, I agree being a dentist is the perfect job 356 00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:53,516 to prepare you for being in Congress, you know? 357 00:12:53,617 --> 00:12:54,818 Since you already have tons of experience 358 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:56,353 with people hating you. 359 00:12:56,453 --> 00:12:58,889 But it turns out, there was one part of being a dentist 360 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,825 that Gosar did bring to Congress-- teeth whitening. 361 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,460 Except, instead of whitening teeth, 362 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,528 he's trying to whiten America. 363 00:13:05,629 --> 00:13:06,730 NICOLLE WALLACE: "Few Republicans 364 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:07,964 "have been more linked 365 00:13:08,098 --> 00:13:09,332 "to extremist groups that Mr. Gosar. 366 00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:11,635 "'He's been involved with anti-Muslim groups 367 00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:12,936 and hate groups.'" 368 00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,972 In 2018, he dined with an extremist 369 00:13:16,106 --> 00:13:17,707 anti-Muslim Belgian politician 370 00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:20,877 at a London event organized by Steve Bannon. 371 00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:23,313 And last month, he tweeted, then deleted 372 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:26,316 a reportedly neo-Nazi-themed video. 373 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,119 WALLACE: Gosar has aligned himself closely with leaders 374 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,187 of white nationalists and extremist groups, 375 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,024 people like Nick Fuentes, the 22-year-old leader 376 00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:35,692 of the America First movement. 377 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,261 "Other conservative organizations have denounced him 378 00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:40,430 as a holocaust denier and a racist." 379 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,766 "The Arizona Republican was the keynote speaker 380 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:46,136 "at a conference hosted by Mr. Fuentes's group in February, 381 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:48,572 the only member of Congress to participate." 382 00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:50,740 Congressman Marjorie Taylor Greene, 383 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,743 along with Republican congressman Paul Gosar, 384 00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:56,446 have been working to create a new House caucus 385 00:13:56,546 --> 00:14:01,284 to help return America to its "Anglo-Saxon roots." 386 00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,820 The document reads, "America is a nation 387 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,623 "with a border and a culture strengthened 388 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:09,292 "by a common respect for uniquely 389 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:12,329 Anglo-Saxon political traditions." 390 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:15,398 You know, I always find it funny how white supremacists want 391 00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:17,567 to take America back to its roots. 392 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,437 But not like the original roots, you know? 393 00:14:20,537 --> 00:14:22,505 Just like the roots of when white people were in charge. 394 00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:25,242 We need to take this country back. 395 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,477 To when Native Americans were in charge? 396 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:30,213 No, no, no, no, too far back. Too far back. 397 00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:31,414 Go forward, go forward. 398 00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:32,482 Mm, to MLK? 399 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,117 No, no, no, too far forward. 400 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,352 Back, back, back. Back, back, back. 401 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:36,786 The Irish coming over? 402 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:38,188 Stop. Perfect. 403 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:39,689 Because let's be honest. 404 00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:42,492 That's what he means by Anglo-Saxon traditions, right? 405 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,027 Like, when he says that, he's not talking 406 00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:47,264 about knights in armor roaming the land on quests. 407 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,532 Although, that-that would be pretty cool. 408 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:53,303 "People of Arizona, I'm off to slay the mighty dragon 409 00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:55,005 as a dentist." 410 00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:57,807 Now the only thing that Gosar loves more than whiteness 411 00:14:57,908 --> 00:15:00,710 is a really, really good conspiracy theory. 412 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,145 In fact he's claimed 413 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,282 the Democrats stole a Senate race in 2018, 414 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,084 he's claimed that the neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville 415 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:10,720 was a false-flag operation secretly carried out 416 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,658 by George Soros, and he's claimed that the FBI 417 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:17,994 was behind the Capitol riot on January 6. 418 00:15:18,094 --> 00:15:21,264 And that last one is especially weird, because one of the people 419 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:26,636 who arguably was responsible for January 6 was Paul Gosar. 420 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:29,773 NEWSMAN: Arizona congressman Paul Gosar firing up crowds 421 00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:32,709 with lies about the election results. 422 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,679 Imagine this, that you go back home 423 00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:37,214 once we conquer the Hill, 424 00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:41,451 -Donald Trump is returned to being president, -(cheering) 425 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,921 and amazing things will happen with four more years. 426 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:47,390 NEWSWOMAN: In just the days before the riot, he tweeted: 427 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:50,227 Patriots, the time is now, hold the line, 428 00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:52,762 join me in D.C. January 6. 429 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,764 #FightForTrump. 430 00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:58,001 And in another he tweeted: Sedition and treason 431 00:15:58,134 --> 00:16:01,338 for stealing votes is appropriate. 432 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,707 NEWSMAN: On the morning of the seige, he would send followers 433 00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:07,244 this image, stating "Biden should concede." 434 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,479 He promptly went to Congress, stood up 435 00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:13,884 and opposed the certification of the electoral college results. 436 00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:17,487 I rise for myself and 60 of my colleagues to object 437 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:21,725 to the counting of the electoral ballots from Arizona. 438 00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:24,928 NEWSMAN: The end of his speech interrupted by the very mob 439 00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,329 he helped stir up. 440 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:29,466 Ah, the irony: interrupted by his own mob. 441 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:31,668 You see, this is why when you are fomenting a coup, 442 00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:34,304 you got to coordinate, you know, send out a Doodle, 443 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,606 let the mob know you're speaking to overturn the election 444 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,575 at 1:30, so maybe they could overtake the police barricade 445 00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:40,610 at 2:00, maybe, you know? 446 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,113 You know, the only thing worse than your mob showing up early 447 00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:44,948 is your mob showing up late. 448 00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:46,716 Because then you're just on the floor of Congress 449 00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:49,986 going: And if you think Joe Biden is going to be president, 450 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:55,158 I have a few thousand friends who disagree! 451 00:16:58,295 --> 00:17:00,830 Guys, where-where are you? 452 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,300 Don't use the bathroom now. Use it after. 453 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,869 This is the time. This is the time. 454 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:07,571 So, when you look at what he has done in Congress, 455 00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:09,372 I'm not surprised the GOP doesn't care 456 00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:11,508 about Gosar's anime video. 457 00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:13,877 I mean, between the coup and the white supremacy, 458 00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:16,079 this is the least offensive thing that he's ever done. 459 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:18,882 And the GOP might not be condemning Gosar's behavior, 460 00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:22,752 but his own family is definitely picking up that slack. 461 00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,321 NEWSMAN: Arizona congressman Paul Gosar 462 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,690 was whacked with this attack ad 463 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,192 by six of his brothers and sisters. 464 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,460 My name is Tim Gosar. 465 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,428 David Gosar. 466 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,162 Grace Gosar. 467 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:33,129 Joan Gosar. 468 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,164 Justin Gosar. 469 00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:35,398 Jennifer Gosar. 470 00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,534 Paul's absolutely not working for his district. 471 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,302 He's not listening to you. 472 00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:41,371 And he doesn't have your interests at heart. 473 00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:43,540 NEWSMAN: Gosar fired back on Twitter... 474 00:17:49,713 --> 00:17:51,281 Goddamn! We need to get Paul Gosar 475 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,316 out of Congress and onto a Bravo show. 476 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,418 You telling me you wouldn't watch 477 00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:57,554 The Real Gosars of Maricopa County? 478 00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,756 I'm a dentist! I'm a private investigator! 479 00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:01,725 I hate you! We hate you, too! 480 00:18:01,825 --> 00:18:02,792 Eh! 481 00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:04,060 Tune in. 482 00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,729 I don't even want to imagine how stressful 483 00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:08,064 Thanksgiving must be for Gosar's parents. 484 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:10,634 Think about it. You go to cook for a bunch of children, 485 00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:14,638 and the entire mob that Paul brings. 486 00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:17,274 You're not serving pumpkin pie this year?! 487 00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:20,911 Well, let's see what my friends have to say about that! 488 00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:26,650 Wait, where are you going? The bathroom again? 489 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,184 Come on, what did you guys eat? 490 00:18:28,285 --> 00:18:31,087 You're killing me here. My mom is waiting. 491 00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:33,156 Yeah, we got to prove a point to her. 492 00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,091 Okay. Okay, I'll see you soon. 493 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,459 I'll be honest, though, 494 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,094 as awkward as this family dynamic is, 495 00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:41,131 it's more surprising to me when someone does endorse a sibling. 496 00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:42,832 I can't front. I mean, think about it, 497 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,868 siblings have experienced too much with you. 498 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:46,636 Like, I don't care if my sister and I 499 00:18:46,736 --> 00:18:48,238 believe in all the same things-- 500 00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:52,442 she put my hand in warm water to make me pee in bed. 501 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,445 Nobody should do that to a 37-year-old. 502 00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,747 So that's Paul Gosar. 503 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:00,116 Fringe politician. Anime fan. 504 00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:02,285 And a man so awful he couldn't win votes 505 00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:03,720 from his own family. 506 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,088 And I don't know about you guys, 507 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:08,358 but someone this awful, 508 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,093 they shouldn't be running anything in government. 509 00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:12,862 And I don't say this as a talk show host. 510 00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:18,134 I say this as someone who's been to the dentist. 511 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,269 All right, when we come back, 512 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:20,804 we won't just hear some marching bands, 513 00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:22,906 we'll listen to them. 514 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,941 What does that mean? I don't know. 515 00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:27,110 So stick around to find out. 516 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:31,348 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 517 00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,017 If you've ever watched a college football game, 518 00:19:33,117 --> 00:19:34,552 you know two things. 519 00:19:34,652 --> 00:19:37,955 One, you could definitely have coached that team better, 520 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:41,325 and two, the marching band is pretty awesome. 521 00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:44,194 But how much do you know about the history 522 00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:45,696 of the marching band? 523 00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:47,231 Well, Dulcé will fill you in 524 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:49,633 with another installment of Dul-Sayin'. 525 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,769 ♪ ♪ 526 00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:56,607 Black marching bands. 527 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,842 It's the one time Black people get to march 528 00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,911 without Fox News calling them rioters. 529 00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:02,046 And we all love them. 530 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:04,448 Even those of us who got cut from one 531 00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:07,952 just because our baton twirling was deemed dangerous. 532 00:20:08,052 --> 00:20:09,286 Maybe those trombone players 533 00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,855 should have stayed out of my strike zone. Hmm? 534 00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,757 But marching bands are even more amazing 535 00:20:13,857 --> 00:20:15,593 when you learn about their history. 536 00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:17,695 For example you may not know this, 537 00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:20,164 but Black marching bands actually started 538 00:20:20,264 --> 00:20:21,198 in the same setting 539 00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:23,200 as all your dad's favorite movies: 540 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,336 times of war. 541 00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:27,104 You see, in colonial times, 542 00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:29,506 Black men weren't allowed to carry weapons, 543 00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,642 but they still had to serve in state militias. 544 00:20:31,742 --> 00:20:34,411 So they were assigned to fife and drum corps instead, 545 00:20:34,511 --> 00:20:36,847 and they needed a fife and drum corps back then 546 00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,449 in case the armies ran out of bullets 547 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:40,451 and had to resort to a rap battle. 548 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:44,221 So, yeah, not letting the Black servicemen have guns was racist, 549 00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:46,757 but there was actually an interesting side effect 550 00:20:46,857 --> 00:20:49,793 of this racism, because over the next century, 551 00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:51,228 the military pumped out 552 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,464 thousands of trained Black musicians 553 00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:55,532 who took their marching band skills 554 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,334 back to their communities. 555 00:20:57,434 --> 00:20:59,270 And that's definitely one of the best skills 556 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,771 to take out of the military. 557 00:21:00,871 --> 00:21:02,373 I mean, who do you want at a party, 558 00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:04,141 the guy who knows how to play drums 559 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,144 or the guy who knows how to dig a hole to poop in? 560 00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:08,712 And all of this marching band culture 561 00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,048 found a new home in 1890 562 00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:15,386 when Tuskegee University started the first HBCU marching band. 563 00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:17,154 It turns out college and marching bands 564 00:21:17,254 --> 00:21:18,322 are a natural fit, 565 00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:20,190 like college and STDs. 566 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,760 Over the next 50 years, marching bands popped up 567 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,162 at Alabama State, Florida A&M, 568 00:21:25,229 --> 00:21:27,731 Kentucky State and other HBCUs. 569 00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:31,101 But the big turning point came in 1946, 570 00:21:31,201 --> 00:21:34,104 when Dr. William P. Foster at Florida A&M 571 00:21:34,204 --> 00:21:36,240 discovered the missing ingredient, 572 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,108 choreography. 573 00:21:38,175 --> 00:21:41,645 Dr. Foster taught his marching band new dance moves, 574 00:21:41,745 --> 00:21:44,281 with help from a P.E. teacher named Beverly Barber. 575 00:21:44,381 --> 00:21:46,617 And that must have been cruel for all those band nerds 576 00:21:46,717 --> 00:21:49,320 who thought that going to college meant no more gym class. 577 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,755 Oh, you thought you were done running? 578 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:54,425 Mm-mm. Now you got to do it with a tuba. 579 00:21:54,525 --> 00:21:57,127 But it was worth it, because choreography took marching bands 580 00:21:57,161 --> 00:21:58,128 to the next level. 581 00:21:58,162 --> 00:21:59,930 Adding dancing to anything 582 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,332 makes it more entertaining-- 583 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:03,934 karaoke, in-flight announcements, 584 00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:05,936 finding out you are not the father. 585 00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,838 (cheering, shouting) 586 00:22:07,938 --> 00:22:09,607 But the 1960s and '70s, 587 00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:12,209 HBCU bands had gone mainstream. 588 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:13,711 They were playing Super Bowls, 589 00:22:13,811 --> 00:22:16,714 and they even marched in JFK's inaugural parade, 590 00:22:16,814 --> 00:22:18,883 which had to be the most memorable parade 591 00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:20,651 JFK was ever in. 592 00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:21,652 Wait. 593 00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:23,053 That seems wrong. 594 00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:26,223 Then Southern University's band changed the game again 595 00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:28,158 when they started doing their own rendition 596 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,827 of Top 40 radio hits. 597 00:22:29,927 --> 00:22:32,429 That earned them the nickname "the Human Jukebox," 598 00:22:32,529 --> 00:22:34,932 and it's a tradition that goes on to this day. 599 00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:36,100 I'm telling you, 600 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,568 you haven't lived until you've heard 601 00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:39,136 a marching band cover "WAP." 602 00:22:39,236 --> 00:22:41,338 There's no lyrics, so all these old people 603 00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:42,773 are dancing to it in the stands 604 00:22:42,873 --> 00:22:44,909 and they don't even know they're getting down to a song 605 00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:46,510 about lubrication. (chuckles) 606 00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,178 Get nasty, Grandma! 607 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,613 It was also during this time 608 00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,815 that bands made their next big move, 609 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,150 dancelines. 610 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,286 These started with the Golden Girls of Alcorn State 611 00:22:55,386 --> 00:22:57,655 and spread to the J-Settes of Jackson State, 612 00:22:57,755 --> 00:23:00,124 whose J-Setting technique became a big influence 613 00:23:00,157 --> 00:23:01,425 on hip-hop dance. 614 00:23:01,525 --> 00:23:03,827 And the J-Sets only happened because a majorette 615 00:23:03,928 --> 00:23:06,330 named Shirley Middleton demanded that they be allowed 616 00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:08,332 to dance in a more modern way, 617 00:23:08,432 --> 00:23:10,668 and "Put down their batons." 618 00:23:10,768 --> 00:23:12,937 I wish someone had gotten rid of batons 619 00:23:13,037 --> 00:23:14,605 back when I was twirling. 620 00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:16,473 Then I wouldn't have gotten sued so much. 621 00:23:16,574 --> 00:23:19,910 The band got more CTE than the football team that year. 622 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:22,146 Today, the impact of HBCU bands 623 00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:24,348 and their dances is all over pop culture. 624 00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:27,184 They're in songs, movies, and they were even part 625 00:23:27,284 --> 00:23:30,120 of Beyoncé's iconic Coachella performance. 626 00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:31,655 That show changed the conversation. 627 00:23:31,755 --> 00:23:33,324 It changed the culture. 628 00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:34,658 I mean, just watching that again, 629 00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:36,260 it changed my outfit. 630 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,796 Here's how popular Black marching bands are now. 631 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:40,264 Even Trump had one perform 632 00:23:40,364 --> 00:23:42,566 at his inauguration. Between that 633 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:46,437 and all the cheating on his wife, he was just like JFK. 634 00:23:46,537 --> 00:23:47,838 And just this year, 635 00:23:47,938 --> 00:23:49,873 Vice President Kamala Harris was escorted 636 00:23:49,974 --> 00:23:52,176 at the inauguration by the marching band 637 00:23:52,276 --> 00:23:54,845 from her own alma mater, Howard University. 638 00:23:54,945 --> 00:23:56,614 What an incredible moment that was. 639 00:23:56,714 --> 00:23:59,116 Most people only reconnect with their alma maters 640 00:23:59,216 --> 00:24:00,885 when they're getting hit up for donations. 641 00:24:00,985 --> 00:24:02,319 I already made a donation. 642 00:24:02,419 --> 00:24:05,890 It was called my tuition, and I had a full ride. 643 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,259 So the next time you see a Black marching band, 644 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,128 you'll know how they became the phenomenon that they are today. 645 00:24:11,195 --> 00:24:13,998 Now, play me out. Aha! 646 00:24:14,131 --> 00:24:16,300 Still got it. 647 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,302 Aha. See? Not so bad. 648 00:24:18,402 --> 00:24:20,004 -(thudding) -Ooh. 649 00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,472 -(clattering) -I'm not paying for that. 650 00:24:21,572 --> 00:24:23,507 ♪ ♪ 651 00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:24,942 Thank you so much for that, Dulcé. 652 00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:27,177 All right, when we come back, the legendary Dwyane Wade 653 00:24:27,278 --> 00:24:28,712 will be joining me right here in the studio. 654 00:24:28,812 --> 00:24:30,281 You don't want to miss it. 655 00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:33,284 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 656 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,752 My guest tonight is NBA superstar 657 00:24:34,852 --> 00:24:36,421 and businessman Dwyane Wade. 658 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,723 He's here to share his new photographic memoir 659 00:24:38,823 --> 00:24:40,491 about his legendary career 660 00:24:40,591 --> 00:24:42,794 and building a legacy off the court. 661 00:24:42,894 --> 00:24:44,762 Dwyane Wade, welcome to the show. 662 00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,264 -Man, thank you. -And good to have you here 663 00:24:46,364 --> 00:24:48,399 with, like, you know, a book that I... 664 00:24:48,499 --> 00:24:50,401 I-I didn't know what to expect when I started reading it, 665 00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:53,037 but it feels like a memoir in pictures. 666 00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:54,205 It feels like a story of your life 667 00:24:54,305 --> 00:24:55,640 and some of your inner monologue thoughts. 668 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:57,875 Like, what inspired this version of the book? 669 00:24:57,975 --> 00:24:59,844 It is. It... That's exactly what it is. 670 00:24:59,944 --> 00:25:01,379 I didn't... I didn't want to go at it 671 00:25:01,479 --> 00:25:03,681 from a standpoint of, like, just words on a... on a paper. 672 00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:05,616 -I've done that once, and it was great. -Uh-huh. 673 00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:07,051 But, like, this time, 674 00:25:07,151 --> 00:25:08,820 sitting down, thinking about, uh, 675 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,421 my responsibility and my role. 676 00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:13,391 And I take it very seriously, uh, as a public figure. 677 00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:15,226 -Mm-hmm. -And, you know, just understanding 678 00:25:15,326 --> 00:25:18,763 that little Dwyanes need something to see. 679 00:25:18,863 --> 00:25:21,165 -Right. -You know, like, reading something is great, 680 00:25:21,265 --> 00:25:22,834 but when they can actually see the image 681 00:25:22,934 --> 00:25:25,803 of the... of-of something, of someone, 682 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:27,805 I think that right there is more powerful. 683 00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:31,075 So, for me, it was important that I show the human side 684 00:25:31,242 --> 00:25:33,244 of, you know, what people look at as an athlete, 685 00:25:33,311 --> 00:25:34,512 -because they met me as an athlete. -Right, right. 686 00:25:34,612 --> 00:25:35,847 -Okay. Okay. -But I'm a human. 687 00:25:35,947 --> 00:25:37,348 And so I wanted to show a little bit of that. 688 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:39,584 Yeah, it's a beautiful book divided into quarters, you know? 689 00:25:39,684 --> 00:25:41,719 Uh, you know, like, your life has been this game 690 00:25:41,819 --> 00:25:43,054 that you've been playing out. 691 00:25:43,154 --> 00:25:44,255 I was a little disappointed, 'cause I was like, 692 00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:45,523 "Well, it can't be four quarters, 693 00:25:45,623 --> 00:25:46,824 because your life's not finished yet." 694 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:48,359 So then the next one's gonna be overtime. 695 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,560 You realize that, right? 696 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,062 -Didn't think of that. -(laughing) 697 00:25:51,162 --> 00:25:52,964 I didn't... I didn't think of writing another book. 698 00:25:53,064 --> 00:25:54,465 -I didn't... (laughs) -There's gonna... 699 00:25:54,565 --> 00:25:56,034 -Your life is... -I was like, "This is... This is it." 700 00:25:56,134 --> 00:25:57,902 Your life is... Do you ever think about that as an athlete? 701 00:25:58,002 --> 00:25:59,303 It's like, you know, a lot of the time 702 00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:01,539 for athletes and for the public, 703 00:26:01,639 --> 00:26:05,009 sometimes your life "ends" when your career ends. 704 00:26:05,109 --> 00:26:06,411 You know? Do you ever think about that 705 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,479 and-and how hard it is 706 00:26:08,579 --> 00:26:11,049 to think about your next journey as a human being? 707 00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:13,317 I mean, I know, you know, you're a husband. You're a dad. 708 00:26:13,418 --> 00:26:15,687 You're a businessman now. But were you ever worried? 709 00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:16,988 Was there ever a moment where you were like, 710 00:26:17,088 --> 00:26:19,057 "Man, who is Dwyane Wade without the ball? 711 00:26:19,157 --> 00:26:20,491 Who's Dwyane Wade without the hoops?" 712 00:26:20,591 --> 00:26:22,994 1,000%. I mean, basketball is what I know. 713 00:26:23,094 --> 00:26:25,296 Right? From the standpoint of I've focused my whole life 714 00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:26,497 on trying to be great. 715 00:26:26,597 --> 00:26:27,999 If you're trying to be great at something, 716 00:26:28,099 --> 00:26:30,301 you understand that it takes all of your-your attention. 717 00:26:30,368 --> 00:26:31,602 It takes all of your time. 718 00:26:31,703 --> 00:26:33,604 And once I got to, like, my last year, 719 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:35,840 when I was like, "All right, I think I'm ready to walk away," 720 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,709 I was like, "What am I gonna do next?" 721 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:40,244 And everybody tells you along the way, "You're gonna be fine. 722 00:26:40,278 --> 00:26:41,579 -You're gonna have so many things going on." -(laughs) 723 00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:43,414 You're like, "How? Where?" 724 00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,950 And, you know, I took a few-- took a few months off, 725 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,385 maybe, like, two or three months, 726 00:26:47,485 --> 00:26:48,653 and then I just said, "You know what, 727 00:26:48,753 --> 00:26:50,254 "I'll talk with my team and let's say, 728 00:26:50,288 --> 00:26:52,056 "'Let's get back to it. Let's just hit the ground running. 729 00:26:52,156 --> 00:26:53,558 "'Let's take meetings and let's just see. 730 00:26:53,658 --> 00:26:55,326 Let's see where my interests lies.'" 731 00:26:55,426 --> 00:26:56,561 Because I didn't know. You know? 732 00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,363 All I knew was I love the game of basketball 733 00:26:58,463 --> 00:27:00,465 and I enjoy business and I enjoy making money. 734 00:27:00,565 --> 00:27:02,934 I enjoy creating things. I enjoy designing things. 735 00:27:03,034 --> 00:27:06,270 So, for me, it was like, let's find what that next step is. 736 00:27:06,371 --> 00:27:09,307 So I feel that I'm in my rookie season in life again. 737 00:27:09,407 --> 00:27:11,542 -I'm in the pregame. I'm in the pregame again. -Oh, I like that. 738 00:27:11,642 --> 00:27:14,746 In-in this-- in this new-- this new step, this new walk. 739 00:27:14,846 --> 00:27:16,414 If I-- if I had guessed 740 00:27:16,514 --> 00:27:17,882 before reading the book and someone said to me, 741 00:27:17,982 --> 00:27:19,083 "Okay, what are Dwyane Wade's passions?" 742 00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:20,284 I would have gone, "Okay, basketball 743 00:27:20,318 --> 00:27:21,719 -is definitely one of them." -Yes. 744 00:27:21,819 --> 00:27:23,888 -I would have said fashion is definitely one of them. -Yes. 745 00:27:23,988 --> 00:27:25,890 You know, Dwyane Wade's never been afraid to take a chance. 746 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:28,159 -(laughs) -Um, you know, I would have said 747 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:30,428 -wine is one of them. You know? -Yes. 748 00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:32,697 But one thing I would have never said before reading the book 749 00:27:32,797 --> 00:27:35,233 -was karaoke. -Oh. Listen... 750 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,834 You-You're a humble person, 751 00:27:36,934 --> 00:27:38,936 but the one thing you have no humility about-- 752 00:27:39,037 --> 00:27:41,672 you-you call yourself the greatest karaoke singer 753 00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:43,241 in the league. You're just like, 754 00:27:43,307 --> 00:27:44,575 -you're the GOAT. -Well, when I was in the league. 755 00:27:44,675 --> 00:27:45,943 -Yeah. You're the GOAT. -Now I'm out of the league, 756 00:27:46,044 --> 00:27:47,945 -I'm-I'm the GOAT. -Oh, you're just the GOAT now? 757 00:27:48,046 --> 00:27:49,480 It's not that-- it's not that I can sing. 758 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,049 I cannot sing to save my life. 759 00:27:51,149 --> 00:27:55,653 It's that I will get up onstage anywhere to sing karaoke. 760 00:27:55,753 --> 00:27:57,989 Like, I would go to local bars and just jump onstage. 761 00:27:58,089 --> 00:27:59,891 -That's-that's the kind of person I am. -Wow. 762 00:27:59,991 --> 00:28:01,693 I got to know the song. But you know what I mean. 763 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:03,995 -Yeah, but you-you just... -I do it anywhere. 764 00:28:04,095 --> 00:28:05,596 -I do it anywhere. -Do you have a favorite song? 765 00:28:05,697 --> 00:28:07,365 Like, what is, like, Dwyane Wade's... 766 00:28:07,465 --> 00:28:08,933 Well, my wife told me I need a new song, 767 00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:11,436 because I've been doing the same one for about six, seven years. 768 00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:13,471 -What-What's that song? -Montell Jordan, "This Is How..." 769 00:28:13,571 --> 00:28:14,939 -You know. It's easy. -Okay. 770 00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:16,674 I-I-- Why I like M-Montell Jordan, 771 00:28:16,774 --> 00:28:18,276 -because it brings the energy. -I hear you. 772 00:28:18,309 --> 00:28:20,278 Everybody know the words. Even if you don't the words, 773 00:28:20,311 --> 00:28:21,746 -you know some of the words. -Right. Right. 774 00:28:21,846 --> 00:28:23,681 -And so it's kind of crowd participation. -(laughs) 775 00:28:23,781 --> 00:28:26,417 And I don't have to sing. I can deep-voice it. 776 00:28:26,517 --> 00:28:29,187 So... But, yeah, I love it, man. I love it. 777 00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:32,590 I-I did like the human side of, um, your story with LeBron. 778 00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:33,658 You know? 779 00:28:33,758 --> 00:28:34,926 I wasn't in... I wasn't in the U.S. 780 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:36,894 -When-when the whole move to Miami happened. -Yeah. 781 00:28:36,994 --> 00:28:38,229 I wasn't in the U.S. for that chaos. 782 00:28:38,296 --> 00:28:39,764 What do you think was the biggest thing 783 00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:43,234 that people missed from LeBron coming to Miami? 784 00:28:43,334 --> 00:28:45,236 You know, you-you share a few thoughts in the book 785 00:28:45,336 --> 00:28:47,405 that I really enjoyed. You know, the conversation you had, 786 00:28:47,505 --> 00:28:49,774 what were you trying... you were trying to achieve. 787 00:28:49,874 --> 00:28:51,376 But what do you think people missed in that story? 788 00:28:51,476 --> 00:28:52,543 What do you think the... 789 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,878 you know, people just didn't understand 790 00:28:53,978 --> 00:28:56,247 about that move and the big three? 791 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,116 Well, I mean, I'm sure it was a lot 792 00:28:58,249 --> 00:29:01,319 that-that people didn't... you know, didn't understand. 793 00:29:01,419 --> 00:29:05,356 I mean, as athletes, you know, when you're-you're touted 794 00:29:05,456 --> 00:29:08,459 -as one of the-the goods and the greats in the game... -Mm-hmm. 795 00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:10,628 ...they say these are the things you have to accomplish. 796 00:29:10,728 --> 00:29:13,364 You have to get rings, you have to get MVP. 797 00:29:13,464 --> 00:29:15,867 Like, it's all of these things, and so, you can't knock someone 798 00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:18,302 for-for listening to that and going out and making sure 799 00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:20,872 -that you put the best team around you to win. -Right. 800 00:29:20,972 --> 00:29:23,374 -Mm-hmm. -So I think at that time, you know, I was come... 801 00:29:23,474 --> 00:29:25,376 I had won a championship at 24. 802 00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:26,978 I've been losing, losing, losing, losing. 803 00:29:27,078 --> 00:29:29,280 I was tired of that. LeBron, you know, 804 00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,249 for seven years is... you know, he got close once, 805 00:29:31,349 --> 00:29:33,584 -but he was ready to, like, get over that hump. -Right. 806 00:29:33,685 --> 00:29:36,354 Uh, Chris Bosh was an emerging star in Toronto. 807 00:29:36,454 --> 00:29:37,689 Um, he was ready to get a little bit more light, 808 00:29:37,789 --> 00:29:38,756 a little bit more attention. 809 00:29:38,856 --> 00:29:40,758 So, I just feel like, man, 810 00:29:40,858 --> 00:29:43,695 just to be young and to decide as young men 811 00:29:43,795 --> 00:29:45,663 -that we want to do this, as friends. -Mm-hmm. 812 00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,765 Um, and we understood at that moment 813 00:29:47,865 --> 00:29:50,835 that we were shifting the culture of what the NBA was 814 00:29:50,935 --> 00:29:52,537 -in that moment. -Yeah, it has... It'll never be the same. 815 00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:54,105 -You know? -Player empowerment. 816 00:29:54,238 --> 00:29:55,273 -Right. -That's what that move was about. 817 00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:57,408 Your life has been one that is filled 818 00:29:57,508 --> 00:30:00,344 with both tragedy and triumph. 819 00:30:00,445 --> 00:30:04,015 I can't help wondering if that's why you've been as dedicated 820 00:30:04,115 --> 00:30:06,484 to your family as you have been. You know, it feels like 821 00:30:06,584 --> 00:30:07,752 Dwyane Wade has gone like, 822 00:30:07,852 --> 00:30:09,120 "I want to win championships on the court, 823 00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:11,322 but I want to win championships at home, as well." 824 00:30:11,422 --> 00:30:13,624 And you know, I see that, you know, with, for instance, 825 00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:16,260 -your son Zaire, who's playing in the game now. -Yeah. 826 00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:17,729 I've seen your face light up when you watch him 827 00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:18,996 and when you play against him. 828 00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:20,965 And I've also seen, like, the journey 829 00:30:21,065 --> 00:30:22,934 that you've been on with your daughter, 830 00:30:23,034 --> 00:30:25,870 and just, like, talking through the challenges 831 00:30:25,970 --> 00:30:28,106 of having a child who's trans and learning about it. 832 00:30:28,272 --> 00:30:30,575 And I want to know a little bit more about that. 833 00:30:30,675 --> 00:30:33,344 Everyone thinks the journey to understanding transpeople 834 00:30:33,444 --> 00:30:35,213 and the conversation happens overnight. 835 00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:37,048 -It wasn't overnight for you, and you had to learn. -No. 836 00:30:37,215 --> 00:30:39,684 If you were to talk to another parent out there, 837 00:30:39,784 --> 00:30:42,320 or somebody who just goes like, "Dwyane, this is just, 838 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,322 I don't get, this is wrong, I don't get it," 839 00:30:44,422 --> 00:30:46,524 what helped you to begin to understand 840 00:30:46,624 --> 00:30:49,460 so that you could be the best parent to her? 841 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:54,032 Well, I think when things happen personally to you, 842 00:30:54,132 --> 00:30:56,601 when you have a personal connection to something 843 00:30:56,701 --> 00:30:59,670 or someone, you take it a little bit more serious. 844 00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:03,374 But when it happens to you, you have to look at it in the face. 845 00:31:03,474 --> 00:31:06,244 You have to, you know, right on, like my daughter 846 00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:07,812 looking at me across the table, 847 00:31:07,912 --> 00:31:11,315 I have to... this is something I need to deal with, right? 848 00:31:11,416 --> 00:31:13,551 In the sense of, I don't know everything. 849 00:31:13,651 --> 00:31:16,387 You know, and as a parent, you want to make sure that your kids 850 00:31:16,487 --> 00:31:18,723 -come to you, you have answers. You know what I mean? -Mm. 851 00:31:18,823 --> 00:31:20,692 You have the right words, you have the right, you know, 852 00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:23,895 support, whatever it is, you have the right motivation. 853 00:31:23,995 --> 00:31:26,297 And so at that moment I had no answers. 854 00:31:26,397 --> 00:31:28,366 The only answer that I knew and that I had 855 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:30,401 that this is my child, I love them, 856 00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:33,071 -and I hate the pain that my child is in, right? -Wow. 857 00:31:33,204 --> 00:31:35,073 You know, seeing the pain of, you know, 858 00:31:35,206 --> 00:31:38,676 not being able to feel... feel, you know, confident 859 00:31:38,776 --> 00:31:40,712 -and comfortable in who you are, -Right. 860 00:31:40,812 --> 00:31:42,747 That's not, you don't want to see no one live like that, 861 00:31:42,847 --> 00:31:45,316 no one you love, and so immediately 862 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:49,520 wants to hug and embrace and... you see the just delight. 863 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,122 Like, I see Zaya's light. 864 00:31:51,222 --> 00:31:53,057 And for me to... to be in a place 865 00:31:53,224 --> 00:31:54,892 where I'm not trying to dim her light, 866 00:31:54,992 --> 00:31:56,327 I'm trying to move out of the way 867 00:31:56,427 --> 00:31:58,062 -and let her get all the light. -(laughing) 868 00:31:58,229 --> 00:32:00,365 I just see a-a beautiful, you know, 869 00:32:00,465 --> 00:32:03,368 blossoming 14-year-old girl who's, you know, 870 00:32:03,468 --> 00:32:05,603 trying to find, you know, trying to pass her tests 871 00:32:05,703 --> 00:32:07,405 at school just like everybody else. 872 00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:09,140 -Yeah. Yeah. -She's trying to find friends that are new... 873 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,142 you know, this year, going back to school 874 00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:12,677 -like everyone else. -Mm-hmm. 875 00:32:12,777 --> 00:32:14,912 And, you know, my wife and I, you know, our whole role 876 00:32:15,012 --> 00:32:17,248 and our whole job, and we understand this, 877 00:32:17,281 --> 00:32:20,551 is, you know, to provide, to protect, 878 00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:22,520 to love, um, to facilitate. 879 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:24,489 You know, we have all these rules. 880 00:32:24,589 --> 00:32:26,057 It's not to... to own. 881 00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:27,692 It's not to say: You're gonna be this 882 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,527 -and you're gonna do that. -Right. 883 00:32:29,627 --> 00:32:31,696 It's to find out who they are, find out what their likes 884 00:32:31,796 --> 00:32:33,998 and, you know, and what are their dislikes. 885 00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:36,100 And try to help them, you know, through life, 886 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,502 -you know... -Be the best they can be. 887 00:32:37,602 --> 00:32:39,604 Find themselves. It's not about us. 888 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:41,472 You know what I mean? It's not about us. 889 00:32:41,572 --> 00:32:43,474 -That's hard to accept as a parent, huh? -Yeah. 890 00:32:43,574 --> 00:32:44,942 But you're doing it. Dwyane Wade, 891 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,411 thank you again for joining me on the show. 892 00:32:46,511 --> 00:32:48,546 -Congratulations. This is a really fantastic, -Thank you. 893 00:32:48,646 --> 00:32:51,582 Uh, coffee table book -slash-memoir-ish vibe. 894 00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:54,585 And I'm excited to see what Overtime is gonna bring, man. 895 00:32:54,686 --> 00:32:56,621 Congratulations. Thank you, my dude. 896 00:32:56,721 --> 00:32:58,423 -Oh, you got it? -Ooh... 897 00:32:58,523 --> 00:33:00,591 That was quick. You still got those reflexes. 898 00:33:00,692 --> 00:33:03,294 I like that. Dwyane Wade's new book Dwyane is available now. 899 00:33:03,394 --> 00:33:04,529 We're gonna take a quick break, 900 00:33:04,629 --> 00:33:06,330 but we'll be right back after this. 901 00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,034 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 902 00:33:10,134 --> 00:33:12,303 please consider supporting Gleaners Community Food Bank. 903 00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:16,241 Gleaners provides food to more than 660 partner soup kitchens, 904 00:33:16,341 --> 00:33:19,777 food pantries, shelters and other agencies 905 00:33:19,878 --> 00:33:22,914 across the Detroit and South Michigan region. 906 00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:25,016 They're a vital link between available food 907 00:33:25,116 --> 00:33:27,719 and those who need it most, so if you want to support them 908 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:31,656 in their work this Thanksgiving, please donate at the link below. 909 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:33,992 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 910 00:33:34,092 --> 00:33:36,427 get your vaccine, and remember, 911 00:33:36,527 --> 00:33:37,896 if you are one of Taylor Swift's exes 912 00:33:37,996 --> 00:33:39,898 who might have been shitty to her, 913 00:33:39,998 --> 00:33:42,066 you might want to change your name to crypto.com. 914 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:45,303 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 915 00:33:45,403 --> 00:33:47,205 ♪ ♪ 916 00:33:47,305 --> 00:33:49,340 (applause) 917 00:33:51,075 --> 00:33:54,512 Well, we have an important announcement to make 918 00:33:54,612 --> 00:33:56,781 about one of our most beloved traditions, 919 00:33:56,881 --> 00:33:59,417 which happens every New Year's Eve. 920 00:33:59,517 --> 00:34:02,921 I got some folks are going to celebrate with me here. 921 00:34:03,021 --> 00:34:05,056 'Cause here's the message. 922 00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:11,329 We love New Year's Eve, in Times Square. 923 00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:13,898 We want it to be big. We want it to be full of life. 924 00:34:13,998 --> 00:34:16,467 We want it be a great New York celebration. 925 00:34:16,568 --> 00:34:18,136 Guess what, everyone? 926 00:34:18,236 --> 00:34:22,707 A big, strong, full-strength celebration, 927 00:34:22,807 --> 00:34:26,344 it's coming back this New Year's Eve, Times Square. 928 00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:29,914 Everyone come on down, we're celebrating. 929 00:34:30,014 --> 00:34:33,218 (blowing noisemakers) 930 00:34:33,318 --> 00:34:35,086 Excellent.