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So, today, um,
a third of the Internet was down
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for about an hour--
Spotify, Discord,
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Snapchat, Etsy.
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All sort of sites were down.
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And then they said
it was because, like,
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the Google cloud thing
was just, like, not working.
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And I-I didn't even want
to get into the details,
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'cause I don't know
about you guys, but...
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I used to think the-the Internet
was very impressive.
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'Cause I used to think,
like, the Internet was, like,
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a magical thing. Like,
everyone would just be like,
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"We're on the Internet." The
Internet. What is the Internet?
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It's just the Internet
is happening.
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But, like, more and more,
we're realizing
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the Internet is just, like...
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just, like, a really big desktop
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at Jeff Bezos' house,
essentially.
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And then if he trips on a cord,
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we can't check our emails.
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That's what the Internet is.
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We think it's cool.
But it's, like, Google,
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Amazon, Microsoft,
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and then, like,
that's basically it.
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That's-that's the Internet.
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It's in somebody's basement.
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They turn off the basement,
your life is gone.
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Huh? No Spotify.
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Now you're out there. No music.
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People were out there today
just-just humming to themselves.
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(humming)
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Yeah, where's
your playlist now, bitch?
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'Cause the cloud. It's not the--
What's the cloud?
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"The cloud" also doesn't make it
sound safe, right?
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When they go like, "It's
in the cloud. It's in the..."
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What is a cloud?
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It's this thing
that's in the sky
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that, like, just sometimes
evaporates and disappears.
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Sometimes it's there.
Sometimes it's not there.
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That's where my information is?
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I remember
when that shit first came out,
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they were like, "Everything
of yours is in the cloud."
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Then I was like,
"Even my (bleep) pics?"
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And then on, like, cloudy days,
I would look up
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and I would be like,
"All right, I'm confident."
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And then the clouds would start
parting and I would be like,
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"Aah!
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"All right,
maybe it's in the other cloud.
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"Thank God.
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Oh, thank you, Jesus.
That was close."
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Tonight, Russia declares war
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Thanksgiving is wrong,
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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And joining me
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is my good friend Dulcé Sloan.
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What's going on, Dulcé?
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Hey, man. I'm still above
the ground, baby.
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I like that. That's, like...
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You know, before, we used
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-but now it's, like,
a real thing. -Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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You're-you're
really above the ground.
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Truly. I meant, like, in--
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but we're not supposed
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Let's kick things off
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with a surprising
new side effect of COVID-19,
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and this isn't
a physical side effect
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like shortness of breath
or loss of smell
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or mask ears,
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where the elastic loops make me
look like Obama's secret son.
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No, this is a side effect
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of how COVID has become
a political football,
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or, as Americans call it,
a political soccer.
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But, yeah, basically,
it turns out
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that once conservatives
got angry
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about having to protect
themselves from one disease,
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they decided to do it
with other diseases
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as a matter
of general principle.
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New polls out suggest
Republicans are much less likely
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to get a flu shot now than they
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Several national polls say
there was not much difference
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between the number
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getting a flu shot in the years
before the coronavirus pandemic.
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However,
Business Insider is reporting
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there's now a 20% gap
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between the members
of the two political parties.
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About two-thirds
of Democrats say
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they have or plan
to get a flu vaccination,
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while, for Republicans,
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that number is less than 50%.
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Researchers say that indicates
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the political battle
over the COVID vaccine
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is now affecting flu shots
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Yeah, that's right.
Many Republicans
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have turned against
the COVID vaccine so hard
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that now they're turning against
the flu shot.
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I get it.
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People didn't trust
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But, guys, the flu shot
has been around since forever.
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You can't decide now to hate it.
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It would be like
if everyone suddenly decided
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to hate Betty White.
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I mean, we were all cool
with her for 140 years.
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What changed?
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And if you ask me,
this is a selfish decision,
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because people
who don't get the flu shot
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spread the infection
to everyone.
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They sneeze into the air
that we breathe.
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They grab the doorknobs
that we grab.
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They touch the subway poles
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It's disgusting.
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That's why I'm getting
my flu shot for sure.
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But I'm gonna space it out
from my COVID shot.
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I don't want to have two shots
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Otherwise,
they're both gonna be there
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in my body at the same time.
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They might start a turf war.
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Shit starts popping off
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Now it's at a crossfire.
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I don't want that shit,
you know?
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Trying to keep it safe
in my body.
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we're moving to a place
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where all of science
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Like, in a few years, you're
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Democrats are
sticking by gravity,
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but many Republicans say
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of Republicans are now
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-(laughing) -And now, Dulcé,
over to you in the weather.
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It's not as warm
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'cause I got to wear a coat
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-and I don't appreciate it.
-(laughs) This is...
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I'm a summertime B.
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This-this COVID-flu thing
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Well, the only good thing
about this is,
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now if we don't want them
to do things,
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we can just threaten
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-What do you mean?
-Like, if they try
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to storm the Capitol again, just
be a bunch of cops being like,
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"Sir, if you come across that
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-(laughs) -"Don't make us make
this flu shit airborne.
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"Sir, sir! Hold him down!
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Hit him in the neck! Aah!"
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Like, now you just got cops
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Just a bunch of rogue nurses out
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Like, just trying
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I think you've-you've just
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of American law enforcement.
This is actually pretty good.
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-Get him!
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All right, let's move on.
Let's move on
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from the war on science
to the war in outer space,
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because yesterday,
Russia woke up and decided
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to make things much
more dangerous up there
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than it needs to be.
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Now to a conflict in space.
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The U.S. is slamming Russia
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for carrying out a missile test
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that created a serious amount
of dangerous space debris,
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which could remain
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threatening space travel even.
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NEWSOMWN: This morning,
outrage from U.S. officials
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after Russia carried out
a missile test early Monday,
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firing an anti-satellite
missile into space,
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obliterating
one of its own satellites
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and creating a vast debris field
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Some of that debris coming
dangerously close
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to the International
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which is currently
carrying four U.S. astronauts.
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The crew sheltering
for more than two hours
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until they were finally
given the green light.
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Secretary of State
Antony Blinken
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slamming
the Russian missile test,
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calling it "dangerous
and irresponsible,"
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and adding that the debris will
remain a threat for decades.
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Yeah, Russia blew up a satellite
with a rocket.
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And, guys, I keep saying this,
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but these gender reveals
are getting out of hand.
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But, for real, though,
I don't understand
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why Russia blew up
their own satellite.
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I mean, maybe it was announcing
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that it was running
against Putin. Who knows?
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But-but there's got
to be a better way to do this.
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I mean, if you want
to get rid of something,
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you just do what New Yorkers do.
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Drag it to the sidewalk and
leave a big "free" sign on it.
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You know?
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But, people, blowing it up
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so it sends lethal debris
shooting around in orbit--
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that's unacceptable, guys.
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And if you ask me, someone
needs to stand up to Russia.
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Like, maybe America should start
some sort of force
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to defend, like,
space, you know?
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What's that?
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Oh, it did? Ah.
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And I called it
the most pointless thing
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since Trump created Don Jr.?
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(laughing):
Nah, that doesn't sound like me.
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All right, thank you, thank you.
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Well, look, man, this is
one thing I love about America.
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America would never launch
a missile at a satellite.
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I mean, they-they tried,
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but it accidentally hit
a wedding in Syria.
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But the point is,
they didn't hit the satellite.
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All right, let's move on to a
threat that is closer to Earth--
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-vigilante white dudes.
-SLOAN: Boo!
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Yesterday, the arguments
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at the Kyle Rittenhouse trial
wrapped up,
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and now the jury has to decide
whether he'll go to prison,
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or become Trump's running mate
in 2024.
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Meanwhile, down in Georgia,
they've begun the murder trial
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for the three men charged
with chasing down
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and killing
Ahmaud Arbery last year.
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Now, for obvious reasons,
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this trial is getting a lot
of national attention,
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but the lawyer
for one of the defendants--
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well, he seems
to have a big problem
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with who is paying attention.
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NEWSMAN: An explosive morning
in the trial
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of the three men accused
of murdering Ahmaud Arbery,
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with a still-smoldering
racially-charged debate
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spurred on by defense attorneys
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over Black pastors
in the courtroom.
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Defense attorney
Kevin Gough objecting
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to Reverend Jesse Jackson's
presence in the gallery.
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How many pastors does
the Arbery family have?
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Um, we had the Reverend
Al Sharpton here earlier,
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uh, last week.
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Which pastor is next?
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Is Raphael Warnock gonna make...
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uh, be the next person
appearing this afternoon?
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We don't know.
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With all due respect,
Your Honor,
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the seats in the public gallery
of a courtroom
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are not like courtside seats
at a Lakers game.
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Hmm. All right, first of all,
of course this trial
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is not like a Lakers game,
all right?
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The jury has 11 white people
and only one Black guy.
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That's basically the opposite
of any basketball team.
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And secondly, I'm not saying
that this guy is racist,
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but when you're representing
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a guy who killed a Black man
just for jogging
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in the wrong neighborhood,
it's not a great look
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to be pointing into the gallery
and going, "Hey, this Black guy
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"doesn't belong here.
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"We should do something
about that!
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Come on, Jasper,
you want to do it again?"
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And thirdly, Black pastors have
been supporting families in need
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from the beginning of time.
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Why are you shocked by this?
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They show up for everything,
whether it's kids killed
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in gang violence, whether
it's a civil rights issue.
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Doesn't matter what it is.
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They'll show up.
Hell, if you need them,
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they'll even show up
for emotional support
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at your kid's spelling bee.
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-(organ playing) -Lord Jesus,
please show this dumb little kid
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how to spell "platypus."
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His family
has been through enough.
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Mm, amen and amen.
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What I'm confused about--
listen, I grew up in Georgia.
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Everybody is a pastor.
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(laughs):
Uh, right?
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Everybody is a past...
What are you talking about,
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you don't want pastors here?
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Everybody in Georgia's a pastor.
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Also, how am I supposed to trust
a Southern white man
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that don't want the Lord
in the room!
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You don't want
one of God's servants?
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Yeah, you're right.
I don't get it.
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It would be different if,
like, Jesse Jackson's in there
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taking up a collection
for a "building fund."
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So, they're not taking up
a collection.
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It's not like they're
in there preaching.
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So you're saying
it could have been worse.
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It could have been way worse.
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They could have brought a
whole choir in there with them.
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'Cause if I'm a Black pastor
coming to that trial,
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I'm bringing in a whole Black...
I'm bringing in a whole choir
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and tambourines, and they're
going: ♪ They're guilty ♪
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♪ They're guilty. ♪ That's what
I'm doing if I'm a Black pastor
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down there--
I'm bringing a choir in
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and being like, "George,
tell your neighbor and say,
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"Neighbor, neighbor,
this man is guilty.
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-Whoo, yeah!
-I would start a sermon
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every time
I walked in the place.
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They're just sitting there
being quiet.
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-It's a p... he said
it's a public gallery. -Yes.
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They are the public.
Anybody can show up.
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You can go!
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All right, and finally,
yesterday, President Biden
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held a ceremony
on the White House lawn,
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along with Democrats
and Republicans from Congress.
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And they were doing this
to finally sign
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his big infrastructure bill.
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And, guys, I really am confused
about why they have to sign
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the bill in public.
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I mean, I know
it's important legislation,
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but as a spectator sport,
it's pretty boring.
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You know, like,
where's the drama?
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You know, "Ooh, maybe the pen
will run out of ink"?
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(bleep) outta here, man.
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Also, why are they even having
a bill-signing celebration?
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Passing laws is their job.
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Nobody else gets to do that
at their job.
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Like, after you make photocopies
for your boss at the office,
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you don't get to pose for
pictures while shaking hands.
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Heh-heh. I didn't think
you could get a double-sided.
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Well done, Billy, well done.
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But look, I do get why lawmakers
are excited about this.
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It's the biggest investment
America has made in itself
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in decades, and there's also
some smaller things in this bill
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that might do a lot of good:
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How to stop drunk drivers
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before they even put the car
into gear.
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It has been talked about
for decades,
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but now, thanks
to the infrastructure bill
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passed by Congress last week,
it could finally happen.
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NEWSWOMAN: It includes a mandate
for automakers that all new cars
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must use technology
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that prevents drunken people
from driving.
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It will be as standard
as air bags.
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The U.S. Transportation
Department will decide
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the type of technology
that will be required.
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It's estimated 9,400 lives
will be saved every year.
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The drunk
or otherwise impaired driver
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will get in their car,
and it either won't start,
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won't move,
or will pull itself over,
341
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depending on what technology
is selected.
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The sober driver
will get in their car
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and never even know
it's there.
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All right,
I think we can all agree
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this is an amazing law.
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First of all, because
it will hopefully save lives,
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and secondly, because
some people will be so drunk,
348
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they won't even know
that the car hasn't started.
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You realize that, right?
They're just gonna get in,
350
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and be like: Rrr! Rrr! Rrr!
Get out of the way!
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Get out of the way. Waah.
352
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,159
All right, I'm home now.
353
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,128
Wow, my home looks
just like the bar.
354
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I guess it's time for round two!
355
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And I know
some people are asking,
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how will they develop technology
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to determine
if someone is drunk?
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00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,306
What does that mean? Guys,
we already have that technology.
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It's called a karaoke machine.
360
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,677
No, but for real,
no one is sure what technology
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they'll actually use to detect
if you're drunk driving, right?
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It could be something that
tracks if your eyes stay open,
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or if you're swerving
out of your lane,
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or if you're just trying
to get to a Taco Bell.
365
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I just hope
it's not a Breathalyzer.
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That's the one thing I hope.
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I don't want a Breathalyzer
hooked to the dashboard.
368
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'Cause I'm sorry,
I'm not trying to give my car
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-a (bleep) every time I want
to go somewhere. -(Sloan laughs)
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00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:42,132
No, I want to save that
for special occasions, you know?
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Like our anniversary
or a Toyotathon.
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There is one huge loophole
in this law, though,
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and that is
it only needs to be available
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in new cars.
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00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,644
Yeah.
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00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:56,980
I mean, that's still good,
377
00:13:57,147 --> 00:13:59,282
but it means if someone
really likes drunk driving,
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all they got to do
is drive an old car.
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00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,452
In fact, at some point,
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00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,520
we're probably gonna
be able to tell
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00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,988
who's committed
to drunk driving,
382
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:07,090
'cause it's gonna be,
like, 2060,
383
00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:10,560
and they'll still be driving
a Kia Sorento from 2005.
384
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,330
"Yeah, you just can't give
this baby up, man.
385
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,665
You know me.
I love vintage cars."
386
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:18,568
(laughs)
"Yeah."
387
00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:21,137
Just have better friends.
Like, haven't some...
388
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:23,106
Like, you've never had
to take your key...
389
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,307
like, your friend's keys before?
390
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,609
I mean,
I know you have very classy,
391
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,410
very, you know, sophisticated,
you know,
392
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,745
-Emmy Award-winning friends,
but... -No, no, I know...
393
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,313
That's an interesting point.
394
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:33,016
So, you're saying
the best technology is friends.
395
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,352
Yes! Like, the number of times
396
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:36,887
I have stopped somebody
from driving home...
397
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:40,357
Also, we have Uber.
We have Lyft. We have Teslas.
398
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,492
Like, you could
just send somebody a Tesla.
399
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,461
Put in the address. You don't
even have to drive the car to...
400
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:47,230
Like, get every bar a Tesla.
401
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,132
You could put in the address
402
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,668
and then just send
their drunk ass home.
403
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:54,437
Also, people are just assholes.
Like, I don't even think it...
404
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:56,172
They just want to have
a good time, friend.
405
00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,708
'Cause, like, this is when we
need these Karens to activate.
406
00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,076
You out here calling the cops
407
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,578
on somebody
in a damn Victoria's Secret.
408
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:02,946
No, bitch,
you need to be out here
409
00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:04,080
at this Buffalo Wild Wings
410
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,315
getting your uncle
and your daddy.
411
00:15:05,415 --> 00:15:06,716
That's what you need
to be doing.
412
00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:08,084
That's the new technology.
413
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,786
Yeah. Like,
activate these Karens.
414
00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,421
Look, they out here.
We just need to release them
415
00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,089
like just, you know,
frumpy doves
416
00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,791
and, like,
really just help people.
417
00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,760
You just aim Karens
in the right direction.
418
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,729
Yes! Like, y'all stay wanting
to call the cops on somebody.
419
00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:21,131
So instead of calling the cops
420
00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:22,632
and getting
Black people murdered,
421
00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,668
maybe I should call the cops
422
00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:27,804
and stop these drunk dudes
from killing people.
423
00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,573
Just put Karens
in the parking lot.
424
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:31,708
Yo, but still,
this-this is a big victory.
425
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,343
It's a big victory
for safe driving
426
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,112
and for organizations like
Mothers Against Drunk Driving.
427
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:39,583
Unfortunately, though,
it has generated some criticism
428
00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:41,451
from the opposing side.
429
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,920
MAN: In response
to recent legislation,
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00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,290
Drunks for Drunk Driving has
issued the following statement.
431
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,125
Come on, man,
we don't need our cars
432
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,962
telling us
when we allowed to drive.
433
00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:53,830
You a car. Bitch, hush.
434
00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:54,998
Hey, asshole,
435
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:58,602
this is
some nanny state bullshit, okay?
436
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,771
Don't tread on me just 'cause
you can't handle your drink.
437
00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:03,173
Hmm?
438
00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:05,075
We just got to be cool
about this, baby.
439
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,910
Tolerance is all over the place.
440
00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:08,645
Like me. You know me, baby.
441
00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:11,114
After a couple drinks,
I'm fine to dive.
442
00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:14,084
Drave. Drive. Got it.
443
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,952
This law, man.
(blows raspberry)
444
00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:18,421
Hey, did you see that video
of that dog?
445
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:20,223
You know the one?
He's got glasses on.
446
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,926
It's-it's so funny.
He's, like, furry and brown.
447
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,095
Wait, hang on, let me sh...
Let me show... I'll show you.
448
00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,464
I'll show you. Here.
Oh, (bleep).
449
00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:30,367
My car tells me I can't drive,
I'm gonna (bleep) it up.
450
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:34,004
Yeah! I'll find a car,
'cause this is America.
451
00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,006
If you know you're drunk,
you drive better.
452
00:16:36,106 --> 00:16:38,108
But I'm not...
(burps)
453
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,342
...drunk.
454
00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:42,279
How's a car gonna know
if I'm drunk, huh?
455
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,548
This some kind
of Knight Rider car?
456
00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:46,616
Some kind of David Hasselhoff?
457
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,285
Huh?
(chuckles)
458
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,387
My God, I miss that show.
459
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,822
And I miss Jeremy.
460
00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:54,591
Let's go! I got my keys.
461
00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:56,426
Oh, I got them. Oh, shit.
462
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,563
(snores)
What? No, no, I can drive.
463
00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:00,830
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
464
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,732
I-I just had a power nap.
465
00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:07,137
How did I get here?
466
00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,873
(crying):
I am responsible, Jeremy!
467
00:17:09,973 --> 00:17:13,510
Take me back.
468
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:16,079
MAN: This has been
a message from DFDD.
469
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,614
Take us back, Jeremy.
470
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,116
(snoring)
471
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:22,886
All right, when we come back,
Ronny Chieng fights with you
472
00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:25,455
about Thanksgiving.
You don't want to miss it.
473
00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,060
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
474
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,463
There is so much arguing
in America today,
475
00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,531
but we here at The Daily Show,
476
00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:37,402
well, we think
that there could be even more.
477
00:17:37,502 --> 00:17:39,604
So, to do our part,
here's Ronny Chieng
478
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:42,007
with another installment
of Prove Me Wrong.
479
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,209
Thanksgiving is coming,
and everyone's arguing
480
00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:47,379
about CDC guidelines
or Pilgrims being problematic.
481
00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:50,382
But what about the nonpolitical
Thanksgiving issues?
482
00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,050
For those, I'm here to argue
483
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,752
with random strangers
on the street
484
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:55,420
in Prove Me Wrong:
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00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,188
Thanksgiving Edition.
486
00:17:57,288 --> 00:17:59,324
♪ ♪
487
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,462
Thanksgiving
is the worst holiday.
488
00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:06,698
-No.
-I said it. I said it.
489
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,833
-No!
-Why? What do you mean, no? Why?
490
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,502
-How?
-Family gets together...
491
00:18:10,602 --> 00:18:12,470
-(groans loudly) It's all...
-Be grateful.
492
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,705
It already sounds terrible.
493
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,107
But it's fun,
peeling vegetables with...
494
00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,175
-with family.
-...family.
495
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,510
-We-we do it together.
-Yeah!
496
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:19,978
We're peeling vegetables?
497
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:21,079
That's your big argument?
498
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:22,280
It's not the worst holiday,
499
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,249
because Columbus Day
is a holiday.
500
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:25,550
-So there are worse.
-Facts.
501
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,185
Wait, so you actually
genuinely have a good time
502
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,820
-at Thanksgiving?
-I do have a great time.
503
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,955
Just how much weed do you guys
smoke during Thanksgiving
504
00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:32,324
to get through it?
505
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,960
-Depends how much extended
family is there. -(laughs)
506
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,261
So what is the worst holiday?
507
00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:39,197
I have to say--
and God forgive me, I'm Irish--
508
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:43,001
but St. Patrick's Day can be
really brutal in the city.
509
00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:44,336
St. Patrick's Day is amazing!
510
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,004
'Cause, on Thanksgiving,
people get mad
511
00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:47,339
if you get blackout drunk.
512
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,307
You got to travel, which is
terrible on Thanksgiving.
513
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:51,343
-You don't have to travel.
-Well, okay.
514
00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:52,877
-Haven't you heard of Zoom?
-Oh, man,
515
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:54,879
after two years
of Zooming nonstop,
516
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,816
I would love to Zoom
on my day off with my family.
517
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:58,917
That sounds amazing.
518
00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:00,218
It's supposed
to be one peaceful day
519
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:02,220
about being thankful, you know?
520
00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,456
Being thankful for, like,
your family.
521
00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:07,959
-(makes retching sounds)
-(woman laughs)
522
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,228
-Did you not receive love
as a child? -Yeah.
523
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:11,496
That's another thing to bring up
524
00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:12,897
with your family
during the holidays--
525
00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:14,899
whether we received enough love
as a child.
526
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,035
-Did you? -Yo, this is starting
to feel a little bit
527
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,670
like therapy, okay,
so just so you know,
528
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,005
I'm not paying you for this.
529
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:22,374
All shoes should have buckles.
Prove me wrong.
530
00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:24,843
I think shoes should just,
you know,
531
00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,678
not have buckles or laces or...
532
00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:29,247
Well, let's look at what the
(bleep) you're wearing. Wait.
533
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,383
Are you wearing dress Crocs?
534
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:33,284
Look, Pilgrims got a lot
of stuff wrong.
535
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:35,186
Genocide-- not great.
536
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:38,189
Turkey-- you could have picked
a better animal to eat.
537
00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:42,460
But buckles-- dude,
they nailed it first time. Boom.
538
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,462
Okay, buckles aren't appropriate
for every occasion.
539
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:45,697
Like what?
540
00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,632
Uh, if you're going
to hit the beach,
541
00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:50,201
you got to pop on
some flip-flops.
542
00:19:50,268 --> 00:19:53,638
Pilgrims landed on the beach
with buckles.
543
00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:55,874
But don't you want your feet
to, like, breathe, be open?
544
00:19:55,974 --> 00:19:57,876
No, I don't need
people's feet to breathe.
545
00:19:57,976 --> 00:20:00,211
I'm not Quentin Tarantino.
546
00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:02,213
It will make shoes
more expensive.
547
00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,316
Sure, but isn't part
of the appeal of footwear
548
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,217
that they're expensive
as (bleep)?
549
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:09,854
That's... Nike built
a Goddamn empire based on that.
550
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,424
But speaking of Nike,
a lot of shoes they sell come
551
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:15,126
-with Velcro straps,
not buckles. -Yeah.
552
00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:16,494
I feel like
that's more convenient.
553
00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:18,363
If you're a Goddamn child,
then yeah,
554
00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,498
get some... get some Velcro.
555
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:24,102
But if you're an adult,
put on a buckle like an adult.
556
00:20:24,235 --> 00:20:25,670
Pumpkin pie
should replace apple pie
557
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,772
as a year-round pie.
Prove me wrong.
558
00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:30,175
-Pumpkin pie has no taste.
-What the (bleep)?
559
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,177
-Have you never eaten pumpkin
pie? -It's got no taste, dude.
560
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:34,245
-What? Have you...
-It's a squash.
561
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,748
-In that essence, it... -Okay,
first of all, that's racist.
562
00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:38,750
If you think it tastes better,
then wouldn't that make it
563
00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:41,186
more special
to only eat it once a year?
564
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:43,855
This is America. When you like
something, you do it every day
565
00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:45,223
until you get sick of it.
566
00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:46,491
And then you do it some more.
567
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:48,994
Technically,
with hedonic adaptation,
568
00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,529
if you do it less often,
then, like,
569
00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,632
you get to experience
the full pleasure of it.
570
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,800
Oh, man, I feel
like I just ate some turkey.
571
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,802
Okay, Mr. Pilgrim, first of all,
572
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,437
when you go to Mom's house,
you don't sit down
573
00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,239
and she give you a pumpkin pie.
574
00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:03,808
She gives you
a slice of apple pie!
575
00:21:03,908 --> 00:21:05,677
You tell me why you would mess
with America
576
00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:07,345
-and you would mess with Mom.
-Yo, hey,
577
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,346
-you're talking about moms?
-Yes.
578
00:21:08,446 --> 00:21:10,115
I'm trying to help moms here.
579
00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:12,517
It's way easier to make
pumpkin pie than apple pie.
580
00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:14,119
Just open a can
and dump that shit in.
581
00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:15,587
That's what you do.
Look at that.
582
00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:18,089
-You-You're dis-- desecrating
a mother again. -Yeah. Yeah.
583
00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:20,291
-Love that shit. -Opening cans.
Those are the second-rate moms.
584
00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,227
-Yo. Wow.
Now you're hating moms now. -No.
585
00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:23,995
-No, I-I'm not hating--
I'm act... -Look who hates moms.
586
00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:25,563
-I'm actually loving moms.
-This person hates moms.
587
00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:27,165
-This person hates moms.
-(laughs) I don't.
588
00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:29,301
Only a dad
would-would recommend that.
589
00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,635
You must be a dad!
590
00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:33,171
-Hey, that's never been proven
in court! -(laughs)
591
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,840
Apple has more variety. Like,
you can play around with it.
592
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,510
You know,
pumpkins just aren't as varied,
593
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,178
so you get sick of it sooner.
594
00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:43,181
That's also an argument for
how complicated apple pies are.
595
00:21:43,248 --> 00:21:44,449
You have to, like,
pick an apple.
596
00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:45,650
There's, like,
50 different varieties.
597
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,285
You have to pick a pumpkin, too.
598
00:21:47,385 --> 00:21:48,486
No, there's only one pumpkin.
599
00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:50,221
There's
no red delicious pumpkin.
600
00:21:50,322 --> 00:21:52,057
-Kabocha.
-What?
601
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,426
Kabocha. Japanese pumpkins.
602
00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:55,694
No, that's a squash.
603
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,028
Stop trying to take away
my pumpkin pie.
604
00:21:57,195 --> 00:21:58,530
I don't want squash pie.
605
00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,198
-I want pumpkin pie. Yeah.
-WOMAN: Yeah!
606
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,933
CHIENG: You're instigating
the crowd now.
607
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,436
People are getting mad at you
because you're wrong.
608
00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:06,504
-You're wrong. -I'm not wrong.
I have psychology on my side.
609
00:22:06,604 --> 00:22:08,206
You're wrong.
What, are we gonna start a fight
610
00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:09,975
-in Union Square about this
right now? -(chanting): Pumpkin!
611
00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:11,943
-Pumpkin! Pumpkin!
-CHIENG: Pumpkin! Pumpkin!
612
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,778
When your kid comes home
from school or whatever,
613
00:22:13,878 --> 00:22:16,948
do you say, "Oh, a pumpkin a day
keeps the doctor away"?
614
00:22:17,048 --> 00:22:18,984
No, that's stupid.
That's just stupid.
615
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,453
You can't do that.
You give them an apple.
616
00:22:21,553 --> 00:22:23,621
Yeah, but I don't
give my kid apple pie
617
00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,056
to make him live longer.
618
00:22:25,223 --> 00:22:27,592
Nobody likes pumpkin pie.
It doesn't make you feel good.
619
00:22:27,692 --> 00:22:29,160
It doesn't make you feel homey.
620
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,429
It just doesn't...
It doesn't do anything for you.
621
00:22:31,529 --> 00:22:33,298
-It's just a piece of crap.
-Well...
622
00:22:33,398 --> 00:22:35,433
That's why you can only have it
once a year.
623
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,936
Well, I guess you win. And, so,
you know what that means.
624
00:22:38,036 --> 00:22:39,704
WOMAN:
Yay!
625
00:22:39,804 --> 00:22:41,806
-I get the hat, too?
-Yeah.
626
00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:44,309
Be careful what you wish for.
Lots of dumb people
627
00:22:44,409 --> 00:22:46,177
come up here and argue with you.
628
00:22:47,712 --> 00:22:48,880
Thank you so much for that,
Ronny. All right,
629
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,081
when we come back,
one of the world's
630
00:22:50,181 --> 00:22:51,816
most important living artists
631
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,819
will discuss his new memoir
about creating art
632
00:22:54,919 --> 00:22:57,422
when it is not safe,
so don't go away.
633
00:22:58,991 --> 00:23:00,092
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
634
00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:02,594
My guest tonight is Ai Weiwei,
an activist
635
00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:05,397
and one of the world's
most important living artists.
636
00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:07,366
He's here to talk
about his new memoir,
637
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:10,769
1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows.
638
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,438
-Ai Weiwei,
welcome to The Daily Show. -Hi.
639
00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:14,907
Um...
640
00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:16,775
I-I'm not exaggerating
when I say
641
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,577
you might be one
of the coolest human beings
642
00:23:18,677 --> 00:23:19,878
I've ever spoken to
643
00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:22,881
who has also lived
one of the hardest lives
644
00:23:22,981 --> 00:23:24,650
I-I have ever come across.
645
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,920
Because, you know, when
I started reading this book,
646
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,455
I thought it would just be
a memoir of your life.
647
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:33,025
Then I realized it was a memoir,
really, of your father's life.
648
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,626
It was his biography.
649
00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:37,095
And then it was
also a story of China
650
00:23:37,196 --> 00:23:39,298
and the last 100 years.
651
00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:43,168
So maybe you can help me
understand that. Why?
652
00:23:43,268 --> 00:23:48,440
Well, I often being asked
why become you?
653
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:53,278
So, when I was in detention
in 2011,
654
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:54,846
I ask the same question,
655
00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:58,383
why I become
a-a enemy of the state?
656
00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:02,721
-Hmm.
-So then the-the direct,
657
00:24:02,821 --> 00:24:05,791
uh, respond of the memories,
658
00:24:05,891 --> 00:24:09,294
my father was arrested
80 years ago.
659
00:24:09,394 --> 00:24:12,698
Been put in jail for six years.
660
00:24:12,798 --> 00:24:14,166
So we are--
661
00:24:14,266 --> 00:24:15,701
we have been crime--
662
00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:18,904
um, accused of the same crime
663
00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:23,308
-but in very different
political government. -Mm-hmm.
664
00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:25,744
So I think, uh,
665
00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:30,115
without understanding
my father's, uh, time
666
00:24:30,148 --> 00:24:31,516
and his struggle
667
00:24:31,617 --> 00:24:35,120
and which is about China,
668
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,356
about the political situation,
669
00:24:37,456 --> 00:24:38,690
the culture,
670
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,259
-background of China...
-Right.
671
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:45,297
...I never
really can clearly indicate
672
00:24:45,397 --> 00:24:47,132
what I have been through.
673
00:24:47,232 --> 00:24:48,667
It really is
a-a powerful account
674
00:24:48,767 --> 00:24:49,835
of what you've been through.
675
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:51,737
And...
676
00:24:51,837 --> 00:24:54,907
you know, in your story,
what-what I found fascinating is
677
00:24:55,007 --> 00:24:56,475
it appears to me
678
00:24:56,575 --> 00:25:00,579
that you have a love for China
that is always in your heart,
679
00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:03,448
but you do not have
that same love
680
00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:05,884
for the political system
in China or for,
681
00:25:05,984 --> 00:25:07,486
you know, how the government
treats people.
682
00:25:07,586 --> 00:25:09,154
Is-is that correct
in my assumption
683
00:25:09,254 --> 00:25:10,155
of how I read the book?
684
00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:11,523
I think...
(chuckles)
685
00:25:11,623 --> 00:25:13,992
you made a clear--
686
00:25:14,092 --> 00:25:15,661
I think clear respond
687
00:25:15,761 --> 00:25:18,997
on what has been--
I have been doing.
688
00:25:19,097 --> 00:25:20,666
Uh, yes, I'm Chinese.
689
00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:25,003
Uh, you know,
China is a-- is a...
690
00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,605
-matters today, you know?
-Mm-hmm.
691
00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:28,907
It's 1.4 billion people.
692
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:32,644
But at the same time,
they are under a system
693
00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:38,283
which really struggles
in every sense--
694
00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:41,119
politically and human rights,
695
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,554
freedom of speech.
696
00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:47,259
-Almost every, um, topic
it really struggles. -Right.
697
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:52,264
So, how should I put myself,
698
00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:54,499
right, my-my personal life,
699
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,070
into this large context?
700
00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:01,073
It's, uh... it's why
I have to write this book--
701
00:26:01,139 --> 00:26:02,608
to figure it out.
702
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,076
Were you never afraid, though?
703
00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:05,878
As-as somebody
who has been detained
704
00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:07,379
by the Chinese government.
705
00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:09,381
I mean, on multiple occasions,
706
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:12,651
it-it appeared that your life
would be in danger.
707
00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:14,686
You were told so many times not
to go up against the government,
708
00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:16,555
and, yet, repeatedly, you did.
709
00:26:16,655 --> 00:26:19,291
Is-is there no fear in you?
Is that what it is?
710
00:26:19,391 --> 00:26:21,693
-I... -Or how do you...
how do you keep on pressing?
711
00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:25,397
I do have a fear,
but that would fear come
712
00:26:25,497 --> 00:26:28,200
from if I don't speak out.
713
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:34,106
Simply, there is no person
whose name is "Ai Weiwei."
714
00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:38,143
And, you know, I won't be
silenced, as anybody else.
715
00:26:38,243 --> 00:26:45,350
-Mm-hmm. -So that is not, uh,
responsible to life itself.
716
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:50,122
-We-we always want
to speak out our mind. -Right.
717
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,723
One of your biggest fans,
718
00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:53,692
from what I...
from what I read in the book,
719
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,727
um, is your son.
720
00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:58,063
You know, he sounds amazing.
721
00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:01,366
One of the passages in the book
that's really gripping is
722
00:27:01,466 --> 00:27:03,468
where you were detained for the
81 days, you were taken away.
723
00:27:03,569 --> 00:27:05,671
And you asked him,
you say to him,
724
00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,372
"How does it feel knowing...?"
725
00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:09,675
How did he feel knowing
that you'd been taken away?
726
00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:11,643
And he said,
"It's not a big deal."
727
00:27:11,743 --> 00:27:14,079
All the government did
was advertise for you,
728
00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:15,614
and they've made you
even cooler.
729
00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:17,749
What do you think it is
about your son
730
00:27:17,849 --> 00:27:20,085
and how he processes
what's happening in the world?
731
00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:24,289
I try not to touch him
that much, you know?
732
00:27:24,389 --> 00:27:25,757
I don't want to teach him.
733
00:27:25,858 --> 00:27:28,193
-I don't want to give my lesson
to him. -Interesting.
734
00:27:28,293 --> 00:27:29,595
I think it's not necessary
735
00:27:29,695 --> 00:27:32,364
for him to learn
what happens to me.
736
00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:35,834
But he has this perspective.
He said, "Weiwei,
737
00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:40,873
"I figured out, uh,
the one being chased
738
00:27:40,973 --> 00:27:44,476
will make the same kind of
effort as someone chasing him."
739
00:27:44,576 --> 00:27:47,112
-Mm.
-"Because you both are running."
740
00:27:47,212 --> 00:27:49,514
So I think
there is a beauty in there.
741
00:27:49,615 --> 00:27:52,517
He would always think about
on both sides, you know,
742
00:27:52,618 --> 00:27:58,090
to say, um, why power...
power has to,
743
00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:02,294
uh, say the-the people
or the mass the way,
744
00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:04,763
-or why they have to treat them
that way. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
745
00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:08,800
Because they are...
they are afraid... afraid
746
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:13,705
of this kind of majority.
747
00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:17,509
And that he... he always has
this kind of intelligence.
748
00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:21,580
So I-I think, uh,
somehow, he just got it.
749
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,349
It feels like
your art has-has a...
750
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:26,585
has a feeling
of resistance to it.
751
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,320
You know,
when you're shattering a jar,
752
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,822
when you're breaking something,
it-it feels like...
753
00:28:30,923 --> 00:28:32,824
Is it a rage that-that
you're trying to put through?
754
00:28:32,925 --> 00:28:34,226
Is it a defiance?
755
00:28:34,326 --> 00:28:36,128
What-what is it
that's coming across
756
00:28:36,228 --> 00:28:37,496
that maybe is different
757
00:28:37,596 --> 00:28:39,364
to what you meet
when you meet the man?
758
00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:41,967
Uh, well, it's...
759
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:46,004
When I talk
about my fight or my struggle,
760
00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:49,641
or even my art works,
it's not really about me,
761
00:28:49,741 --> 00:28:52,744
-but rather, about the value
I defend. -Mm.
762
00:28:52,844 --> 00:28:55,847
I think the value is shared
by everybody,
763
00:28:55,948 --> 00:28:59,184
mostly for the people
who have no chance
764
00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:04,857
to speak out
and live their life in dark.
765
00:29:04,957 --> 00:29:09,061
For generations, you know,
they have no way
766
00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:13,165
to see the justice
ever being presented.
767
00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:17,870
So that always got me angry,
and, uh...
768
00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:20,639
But still, I-I know,
769
00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:23,208
you know, that's just some kind
of emotion.
770
00:29:23,308 --> 00:29:24,810
-I have to control it.
-Right.
771
00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:28,080
Because, uh, as individual,
that is, uh...
772
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,181
That much you can do.
773
00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:30,616
But as artists,
774
00:29:30,716 --> 00:29:34,953
you can find, uh,
a language or vocabulary
775
00:29:35,087 --> 00:29:37,089
which can reach out.
776
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:39,558
Sometimes it's successful.
777
00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:43,228
Recently,
the Holocaust Museum declared
778
00:29:43,328 --> 00:29:47,866
the, um, treatment of Uyghurs
in China as genocide.
779
00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:49,835
Many world nations
are afraid to say
780
00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:51,603
or-or try and keep
their distance
781
00:29:51,703 --> 00:29:53,438
on labeling
anything that's happening.
782
00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:55,507
But I guess my question
has two parts to it.
783
00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:58,744
One, do you agree with
what is happening to the Uyghurs
784
00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:00,245
being referred to as genocide?
785
00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:03,282
And two, do you think that helps
or hinders the conversation
786
00:30:03,382 --> 00:30:06,285
in trying to-to get
these people liberated
787
00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:08,220
and to get them treated equally?
788
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,524
I-I think, first, uh,
"genocide" is, uh, is a term
789
00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:16,495
Chinese are not
very familiar with.
790
00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:20,065
They're not only doing
to Uyghurs.
791
00:30:20,165 --> 00:30:23,635
They have been doing that
to Tibetans,
792
00:30:23,735 --> 00:30:26,872
to Inner Mongolia people.
793
00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:30,742
Basically, the communist society
794
00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:35,080
has been doing
this kind of reeducation
795
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,783
and the brainwash to anybody.
796
00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,618
-Hmm.
-To my father. To...
797
00:30:39,718 --> 00:30:42,654
You know,
I grew up with my father
798
00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:45,657
in the same location
as Uyghur people today.
799
00:30:45,757 --> 00:30:48,560
And, uh, they clearly tell us
800
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:52,164
-that his, uh, reeducation camp.
-Right.
801
00:30:52,264 --> 00:30:54,633
So, that only been brought
802
00:30:54,733 --> 00:30:57,469
to the world, uh, view,
803
00:30:57,569 --> 00:30:59,104
uh, in recent years,
804
00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:02,541
but that-that's
why they-they don't understand.
805
00:31:02,641 --> 00:31:04,943
Why now bring...
806
00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:07,746
-uh, really bring up the issue.
-Oh, interesting.
807
00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:08,881
-Interesting.
-But, uh, the Communists
808
00:31:09,047 --> 00:31:10,182
always doing that,
809
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:12,284
and, uh, to their own people.
810
00:31:12,384 --> 00:31:14,453
To, you know, so,
the Han people.
811
00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:16,655
-Right.
-And to other minorities.
812
00:31:16,755 --> 00:31:20,292
1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows.
813
00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:23,195
What are some of the joys
and-and maybe tied to that,
814
00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:25,531
what are some of your hopes
for China going forward?
815
00:31:25,631 --> 00:31:28,100
(chuckles)
The joys will be...
816
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,537
I will always think
when there's obstacles,
817
00:31:31,637 --> 00:31:35,507
there will be
some kind of humor and joy.
818
00:31:35,607 --> 00:31:38,110
And they al-always offer me
819
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,212
this difficult moment.
820
00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:43,916
So I have to rethink
about my language,
821
00:31:44,082 --> 00:31:46,218
my strategy,
how to deal with it.
822
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,086
-Mm-hmm.
-That is...
823
00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:52,457
In most cases,
it's, uh, quite humorous
824
00:31:52,558 --> 00:31:54,092
and joyful
825
00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:58,363
until they put you
in absolute severe condition
826
00:31:58,463 --> 00:32:01,300
-like, uh, kidnapping or...
-Right. Right.
827
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,771
Or under some kind
of brutal situation.
828
00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:09,107
And, uh, for China,
829
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,476
I think, uh, they're...
830
00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:13,545
they're developing very fast.
831
00:32:13,645 --> 00:32:17,049
-No-Nobody can ignore China.
-Right.
832
00:32:17,115 --> 00:32:19,451
But, uh, at same time,
they are...
833
00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:23,355
in certain areas,
they're quite blind.
834
00:32:23,455 --> 00:32:25,924
-Mm.
-First, they still cannot solve
835
00:32:26,058 --> 00:32:29,561
the... the legitimacy
of the power.
836
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:32,364
-Mm-hmm.
-They never let their people,
837
00:32:32,464 --> 00:32:34,967
which is 1.4 billion people,
838
00:32:35,067 --> 00:32:38,203
to say
what a voting ticket is like.
839
00:32:38,303 --> 00:32:40,539
-Mm-hmm.
-So, that means two things.
840
00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:42,941
One: they don't trust
those people.
841
00:32:43,075 --> 00:32:45,978
And the second:
they don't have self-confidence
842
00:32:46,078 --> 00:32:49,481
to-to be in power
843
00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:53,118
as a legitimate government.
844
00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:56,922
So, once that is not solved,
845
00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:59,291
there will be
constantly struggle
846
00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:03,328
to clean out any oppositions,
847
00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:05,497
and, uh...
848
00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:08,700
-I don't think
they can solve that. -Huh.
849
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,169
And as your son says,
the person who is chasing
850
00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:14,273
is running just as fast
as the person they're chasing.
851
00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:16,208
-That's the game.
-Yeah. That is the game.
852
00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:17,776
Thank you so much
for joining me on the show.
853
00:33:17,876 --> 00:33:19,444
-So nice. -It's
an absolute pleasure meeting you
854
00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:21,780
-and having you here.
-Very pleasant to meet you.
855
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,949
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.
856
00:33:24,049 --> 00:33:26,018
Don't forget, people,
Weiwei's memoir,
857
00:33:26,118 --> 00:33:28,120
1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows,
858
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,621
is available right now.
859
00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:30,822
We're gonna take a quick break,
860
00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:32,624
but we'll be right back
after this.
861
00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:36,561
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
862
00:33:36,661 --> 00:33:37,762
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863
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864
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865
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,669
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866
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867
00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:50,141
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868
00:33:50,241 --> 00:33:52,577
So, if you want to support them
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869
00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:54,379
then please donate
at the link below.
870
00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:56,514
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
871
00:33:56,614 --> 00:33:58,249
Get your vaccine, and remember:
872
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:00,752
if you can't afford
space travel,
873
00:34:00,852 --> 00:34:03,088
you can just recreate
the experience at home.
874
00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:05,357
Yeah. Just run
through a pile of trash.
875
00:34:05,457 --> 00:34:06,491
Now you're in space.
876
00:34:06,591 --> 00:34:09,394
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
877
00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:11,496
Now the focus comes to the BBB.
878
00:34:11,596 --> 00:34:12,998
There's all these acronyms
out there.
879
00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,899
Let's talk about the BBB.
880
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,034
-NEWSWOMAN: The BBB.
-BBB.
881
00:34:16,134 --> 00:34:17,168
-BBB.
-The BBB.
882
00:34:17,268 --> 00:34:18,837
-BBB.
-BBB-BS.