1 00:00:01,177 --> 00:00:03,647 So, today, um, a third of the Internet was down 2 00:00:03,747 --> 00:00:05,515 for about an hour-- Spotify, Discord, 3 00:00:05,615 --> 00:00:07,117 Snapchat, Etsy. 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:08,885 All sort of sites were down. 5 00:00:08,985 --> 00:00:10,387 And then they said it was because, like, 6 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:14,057 the Google cloud thing was just, like, not working. 7 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:16,426 And I-I didn't even want to get into the details, 8 00:00:16,526 --> 00:00:18,361 'cause I don't know about you guys, but... 9 00:00:18,461 --> 00:00:21,131 I used to think the-the Internet was very impressive. 10 00:00:21,231 --> 00:00:22,499 'Cause I used to think, like, the Internet was, like, 11 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:24,000 a magical thing. Like, everyone would just be like, 12 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,769 "We're on the Internet." The Internet. What is the Internet? 13 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:27,470 It's just the Internet is happening. 14 00:00:27,571 --> 00:00:29,039 But, like, more and more, we're realizing 15 00:00:29,139 --> 00:00:30,674 the Internet is just, like... 16 00:00:30,774 --> 00:00:32,509 just, like, a really big desktop 17 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:34,711 at Jeff Bezos' house, essentially. 18 00:00:34,811 --> 00:00:36,580 And then if he trips on a cord, 19 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,881 we can't check our emails. 20 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:39,883 That's what the Internet is. 21 00:00:39,983 --> 00:00:42,252 We think it's cool. But it's, like, Google, 22 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:44,087 Amazon, Microsoft, 23 00:00:44,187 --> 00:00:47,057 and then, like, that's basically it. 24 00:00:47,157 --> 00:00:48,491 That's-that's the Internet. 25 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:49,759 It's in somebody's basement. 26 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:51,728 They turn off the basement, your life is gone. 27 00:00:51,828 --> 00:00:53,363 Huh? No Spotify. 28 00:00:53,463 --> 00:00:55,432 Now you're out there. No music. 29 00:00:55,532 --> 00:00:58,101 People were out there today just-just humming to themselves. 30 00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,170 (humming) 31 00:01:01,671 --> 00:01:03,506 Yeah, where's your playlist now, bitch? 32 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:06,376 'Cause the cloud. It's not the-- What's the cloud? 33 00:01:06,476 --> 00:01:08,845 "The cloud" also doesn't make it sound safe, right? 34 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:10,981 When they go like, "It's in the cloud. It's in the..." 35 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,115 What is a cloud? 36 00:01:12,182 --> 00:01:13,683 It's this thing that's in the sky 37 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,986 that, like, just sometimes evaporates and disappears. 38 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,520 Sometimes it's there. Sometimes it's not there. 39 00:01:17,621 --> 00:01:19,489 That's where my information is? 40 00:01:19,589 --> 00:01:20,924 I remember when that shit first came out, 41 00:01:21,024 --> 00:01:22,425 they were like, "Everything of yours is in the cloud." 42 00:01:22,525 --> 00:01:24,828 Then I was like, "Even my (bleep) pics?" 43 00:01:24,928 --> 00:01:26,429 And then on, like, cloudy days, I would look up 44 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:27,931 and I would be like, "All right, I'm confident." 45 00:01:28,031 --> 00:01:29,399 And then the clouds would start parting and I would be like, 46 00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:30,667 "Aah! 47 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:32,135 "All right, maybe it's in the other cloud. 48 00:01:32,202 --> 00:01:33,169 "Thank God. 49 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:35,138 Oh, thank you, Jesus. That was close." 50 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:37,807 -♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 51 00:01:37,908 --> 00:01:40,710 in New York City, the only city in America, 52 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,579 it's The Daily Show. 53 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:46,216 Tonight, Russia declares war on space, 54 00:01:46,316 --> 00:01:48,718 Thanksgiving is wrong, 55 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,321 and Ai Weiwei. 56 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:56,226 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 57 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:58,061 Hey! What's going on, everybody? 58 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,729 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 59 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,131 And joining me for today's headlines 60 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:03,099 is my good friend Dulcé Sloan. 61 00:02:03,199 --> 00:02:04,200 What's going on, Dulcé? 62 00:02:04,301 --> 00:02:06,603 Hey, man. I'm still above the ground, baby. 63 00:02:06,703 --> 00:02:08,104 I like that. That's, like... 64 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:10,173 You know, before, we used to say that just as a saying, 65 00:02:10,273 --> 00:02:12,375 -but now it's, like, a real thing. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:12,475 --> 00:02:13,910 You're-you're really above the ground. 67 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:17,113 Truly. I meant, like, in-- I-I don't know how high we are, 68 00:02:17,214 --> 00:02:18,548 but we're not supposed to be up here. 69 00:02:18,648 --> 00:02:21,151 -We shouldn't. -Like planes. 70 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:23,587 -I mean... -What? 71 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,121 -Good to have you. -Thank you. 72 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,890 All right, let's jump straight into today's headlines. 73 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:29,559 ♪ ♪ 74 00:02:29,659 --> 00:02:30,794 Let's kick things off 75 00:02:30,894 --> 00:02:33,930 with a surprising new side effect of COVID-19, 76 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,599 and this isn't a physical side effect 77 00:02:35,699 --> 00:02:38,535 like shortness of breath or loss of smell 78 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:40,136 or mask ears, 79 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:42,772 where the elastic loops make me look like Obama's secret son. 80 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,641 No, this is a side effect 81 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:47,644 of how COVID has become a political football, 82 00:02:47,744 --> 00:02:50,180 or, as Americans call it, a political soccer. 83 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,882 But, yeah, basically, it turns out 84 00:02:51,982 --> 00:02:53,650 that once conservatives got angry 85 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,319 about having to protect themselves from one disease, 86 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,955 they decided to do it with other diseases 87 00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:01,124 as a matter of general principle. 88 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:04,461 New polls out suggest Republicans are much less likely 89 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:08,098 to get a flu shot now than they were before the COVID pandemic. 90 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:11,368 Several national polls say there was not much difference 91 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:13,703 between the number of Republicans and Democrats 92 00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:17,574 getting a flu shot in the years before the coronavirus pandemic. 93 00:03:17,674 --> 00:03:20,510 However, Business Insider is reporting 94 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:22,245 there's now a 20% gap 95 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:25,181 between the members of the two political parties. 96 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:27,183 About two-thirds of Democrats say 97 00:03:27,284 --> 00:03:30,487 they have or plan to get a flu vaccination, 98 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:31,721 while, for Republicans, 99 00:03:31,821 --> 00:03:34,457 that number is less than 50%. 100 00:03:34,558 --> 00:03:36,126 Researchers say that indicates 101 00:03:36,192 --> 00:03:39,129 the political battle over the COVID vaccine 102 00:03:39,162 --> 00:03:41,731 is now affecting flu shots as well. 103 00:03:41,831 --> 00:03:43,900 Yeah, that's right. Many Republicans 104 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,037 have turned against the COVID vaccine so hard 105 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,673 that now they're turning against the flu shot. 106 00:03:49,773 --> 00:03:52,008 And, look, with the COVID vaccine, I get it. 107 00:03:52,142 --> 00:03:53,043 I get it. 108 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:54,144 It was new. 109 00:03:54,244 --> 00:03:55,845 People didn't trust the technology. 110 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:58,882 But, guys, the flu shot has been around since forever. 111 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:01,151 You can't decide now to hate it. 112 00:04:01,251 --> 00:04:02,986 It would be like if everyone suddenly decided 113 00:04:03,086 --> 00:04:04,221 to hate Betty White. 114 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:06,089 I mean, we were all cool with her for 140 years. 115 00:04:06,156 --> 00:04:07,490 What changed? 116 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,893 And if you ask me, this is a selfish decision, 117 00:04:09,993 --> 00:04:11,428 because people who don't get the flu shot 118 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:13,396 spread the infection to everyone. 119 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:15,532 They sneeze into the air that we breathe. 120 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:17,667 They grab the doorknobs that we grab. 121 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:20,237 They touch the subway poles that the rest of us lick. 122 00:04:20,337 --> 00:04:21,471 It's disgusting. 123 00:04:21,571 --> 00:04:23,974 That's why I'm getting my flu shot for sure. 124 00:04:24,107 --> 00:04:26,109 But I'm gonna space it out from my COVID shot. 125 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,911 I don't want to have two shots close to each other. 126 00:04:28,011 --> 00:04:29,446 Otherwise, they're both gonna be there 127 00:04:29,546 --> 00:04:30,680 in my body at the same time. 128 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,115 They might start a turf war. 129 00:04:32,215 --> 00:04:33,416 Shit starts popping off in my pancreas. 130 00:04:33,516 --> 00:04:34,484 Now it's at a crossfire. 131 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:36,019 I don't want that shit, you know? 132 00:04:36,119 --> 00:04:37,954 Trying to keep it safe in my body. 133 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:39,990 It just really feels like we're moving to a place 134 00:04:40,123 --> 00:04:41,892 where all of science is gonna become partisan. 135 00:04:41,992 --> 00:04:43,460 That's what it feels like. 136 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,263 Like, in a few years, you're gonna hear news reports like... 137 00:04:46,363 --> 00:04:48,198 Democrats are sticking by gravity, 138 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:50,934 but many Republicans say they're not interested anymore. 139 00:04:51,034 --> 00:04:53,003 Polls show that up to 40% 140 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:56,306 of Republicans are now floating off into space. 141 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:59,175 -(laughing) -And now, Dulcé, over to you in the weather. 142 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:00,844 (laughing) 143 00:05:00,944 --> 00:05:02,979 It's not as warm as it should be 144 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:05,348 'cause I got to wear a coat and put my toes away, 145 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:06,883 -and I don't appreciate it. -(laughs) This is... 146 00:05:06,983 --> 00:05:08,184 I'm a summertime B. 147 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:10,153 This-this COVID-flu thing is wild. 148 00:05:10,253 --> 00:05:12,122 Well, the only good thing about this is, 149 00:05:12,222 --> 00:05:13,857 now if we don't want them to do things, 150 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:15,225 we can just threaten to vaccinate them. 151 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:17,093 -What do you mean? -Like, if they try 152 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:19,429 to storm the Capitol again, just be a bunch of cops being like, 153 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:23,233 "Sir, if you come across that line, we will vaccinate you!" 154 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,535 -(laughs) -"Don't make us make this flu shit airborne. 155 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,470 "Sir, sir! Hold him down! 156 00:05:27,571 --> 00:05:28,972 Hit him in the neck! Aah!" 157 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:31,441 Like, now you just got cops running around with needles. 158 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:33,977 Just a bunch of rogue nurses out here trying to help their c... 159 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,745 Like, just trying to help the government. 160 00:05:35,845 --> 00:05:38,348 I think you've-you've just stumbled upon the next wave 161 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:40,317 of American law enforcement. This is actually pretty good. 162 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:41,918 -Get him! -(laughs) 163 00:05:42,018 --> 00:05:43,320 All right, let's move on. Let's move on 164 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,689 from the war on science to the war in outer space, 165 00:05:45,789 --> 00:05:49,125 because yesterday, Russia woke up and decided 166 00:05:49,226 --> 00:05:51,928 to make things much more dangerous up there 167 00:05:52,028 --> 00:05:53,396 than it needs to be. 168 00:05:53,496 --> 00:05:55,365 Now to a conflict in space. 169 00:05:55,465 --> 00:05:57,234 The U.S. is slamming Russia 170 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,269 for carrying out a missile test 171 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:03,306 that created a serious amount of dangerous space debris, 172 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,408 which could remain in orbit for decades, 173 00:06:05,508 --> 00:06:07,077 threatening space travel even. 174 00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:09,613 NEWSOMWN: This morning, outrage from U.S. officials 175 00:06:09,713 --> 00:06:12,883 after Russia carried out a missile test early Monday, 176 00:06:12,983 --> 00:06:15,919 firing an anti-satellite missile into space, 177 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:18,255 obliterating one of its own satellites 178 00:06:18,355 --> 00:06:22,425 and creating a vast debris field that's now orbiting Earth. 179 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,194 Some of that debris coming dangerously close 180 00:06:24,294 --> 00:06:25,962 to the International Space Station, 181 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:29,532 which is currently carrying four U.S. astronauts. 182 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,868 The crew sheltering for more than two hours 183 00:06:31,968 --> 00:06:34,504 until they were finally given the green light. 184 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:36,406 Secretary of State Antony Blinken 185 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:38,108 slamming the Russian missile test, 186 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:40,911 calling it "dangerous and irresponsible," 187 00:06:41,011 --> 00:06:44,548 and adding that the debris will remain a threat for decades. 188 00:06:44,648 --> 00:06:49,486 Yeah, Russia blew up a satellite with a rocket. 189 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:50,921 And, guys, I keep saying this, 190 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:53,123 but these gender reveals are getting out of hand. 191 00:06:53,156 --> 00:06:54,724 But, for real, though, I don't understand 192 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:57,127 why Russia blew up their own satellite. 193 00:06:57,193 --> 00:06:58,562 I mean, maybe it was announcing 194 00:06:58,662 --> 00:07:00,330 that it was running against Putin. Who knows? 195 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:02,499 But-but there's got to be a better way to do this. 196 00:07:02,599 --> 00:07:04,067 I mean, if you want to get rid of something, 197 00:07:04,134 --> 00:07:05,835 you just do what New Yorkers do. 198 00:07:05,936 --> 00:07:08,438 Drag it to the sidewalk and leave a big "free" sign on it. 199 00:07:08,538 --> 00:07:09,573 You know? 200 00:07:09,673 --> 00:07:11,508 But, people, blowing it up 201 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:14,544 so it sends lethal debris shooting around in orbit-- 202 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,079 that's unacceptable, guys. 203 00:07:16,179 --> 00:07:19,616 And if you ask me, someone needs to stand up to Russia. 204 00:07:19,716 --> 00:07:22,886 Like, maybe America should start some sort of force 205 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:25,789 to defend, like, space, you know? 206 00:07:25,889 --> 00:07:27,591 What's that? 207 00:07:27,691 --> 00:07:30,360 Oh, it did? Ah. 208 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,962 And I called it the most pointless thing 209 00:07:32,095 --> 00:07:33,997 since Trump created Don Jr.? 210 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:36,099 (laughing): Nah, that doesn't sound like me. 211 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:37,634 All right, thank you, thank you. 212 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:40,770 Well, look, man, this is one thing I love about America. 213 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:43,974 America would never launch a missile at a satellite. 214 00:07:44,107 --> 00:07:45,342 I mean, they-they tried, 215 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:46,877 but it accidentally hit a wedding in Syria. 216 00:07:46,977 --> 00:07:49,246 But the point is, they didn't hit the satellite. 217 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:52,415 All right, let's move on to a threat that is closer to Earth-- 218 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,951 -vigilante white dudes. -SLOAN: Boo! 219 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:56,720 Yesterday, the arguments 220 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:58,555 at the Kyle Rittenhouse trial wrapped up, 221 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,725 and now the jury has to decide whether he'll go to prison, 222 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:04,361 or become Trump's running mate in 2024. 223 00:08:04,461 --> 00:08:07,898 Meanwhile, down in Georgia, they've begun the murder trial 224 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:09,666 for the three men charged with chasing down 225 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:11,968 and killing Ahmaud Arbery last year. 226 00:08:12,068 --> 00:08:13,370 Now, for obvious reasons, 227 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,738 this trial is getting a lot of national attention, 228 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:17,274 but the lawyer for one of the defendants-- 229 00:08:17,374 --> 00:08:19,676 well, he seems to have a big problem 230 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:22,212 with who is paying attention. 231 00:08:22,312 --> 00:08:23,880 NEWSMAN: An explosive morning in the trial 232 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:26,149 of the three men accused of murdering Ahmaud Arbery, 233 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:29,119 with a still-smoldering racially-charged debate 234 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,187 spurred on by defense attorneys 235 00:08:31,288 --> 00:08:33,290 over Black pastors in the courtroom. 236 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:35,125 Defense attorney Kevin Gough objecting 237 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,794 to Reverend Jesse Jackson's presence in the gallery. 238 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:40,430 How many pastors does the Arbery family have? 239 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:43,833 Um, we had the Reverend Al Sharpton here earlier, 240 00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:45,101 uh, last week. 241 00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:46,570 Which pastor is next? 242 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,672 Is Raphael Warnock gonna make... 243 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:50,740 uh, be the next person appearing this afternoon? 244 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:51,975 We don't know. 245 00:08:52,108 --> 00:08:53,810 With all due respect, Your Honor, 246 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:56,279 the seats in the public gallery of a courtroom 247 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,782 are not like courtside seats at a Lakers game. 248 00:08:58,882 --> 00:09:02,085 Hmm. All right, first of all, of course this trial 249 00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:04,221 is not like a Lakers game, all right? 250 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:06,556 The jury has 11 white people and only one Black guy. 251 00:09:06,656 --> 00:09:09,192 That's basically the opposite of any basketball team. 252 00:09:09,292 --> 00:09:12,128 And secondly, I'm not saying that this guy is racist, 253 00:09:12,229 --> 00:09:14,931 but when you're representing 254 00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:17,601 a guy who killed a Black man just for jogging 255 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:20,570 in the wrong neighborhood, it's not a great look 256 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:23,506 to be pointing into the gallery and going, "Hey, this Black guy 257 00:09:23,607 --> 00:09:24,641 "doesn't belong here. 258 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,710 "We should do something about that! 259 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,845 Come on, Jasper, you want to do it again?" 260 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:32,115 And thirdly, Black pastors have been supporting families in need 261 00:09:32,215 --> 00:09:34,084 from the beginning of time. 262 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,518 Why are you shocked by this? 263 00:09:35,619 --> 00:09:38,088 They show up for everything, whether it's kids killed 264 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:40,423 in gang violence, whether it's a civil rights issue. 265 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,225 Doesn't matter what it is. 266 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:44,227 They'll show up. Hell, if you need them, 267 00:09:44,327 --> 00:09:46,229 they'll even show up for emotional support 268 00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:47,697 at your kid's spelling bee. 269 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,733 -(organ playing) -Lord Jesus, please show this dumb little kid 270 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,568 how to spell "platypus." 271 00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:53,403 His family has been through enough. 272 00:09:53,503 --> 00:09:56,106 Mm, amen and amen. 273 00:09:56,172 --> 00:09:59,776 What I'm confused about-- listen, I grew up in Georgia. 274 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:02,178 Everybody is a pastor. 275 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:03,680 (laughs): Uh, right? 276 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,449 Everybody is a past... What are you talking about, 277 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:08,451 you don't want pastors here? 278 00:10:08,552 --> 00:10:10,287 Everybody in Georgia's a pastor. 279 00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:13,356 Also, how am I supposed to trust a Southern white man 280 00:10:13,456 --> 00:10:16,326 that don't want the Lord in the room! 281 00:10:16,426 --> 00:10:19,563 You don't want one of God's servants? 282 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:21,031 Yeah, you're right. I don't get it. 283 00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:23,934 It would be different if, like, Jesse Jackson's in there 284 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,236 taking up a collection for a "building fund." 285 00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,238 So, they're not taking up a collection. 286 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,140 It's not like they're in there preaching. 287 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,741 So you're saying it could have been worse. 288 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:33,143 It could have been way worse. 289 00:10:33,243 --> 00:10:34,945 They could have brought a whole choir in there with them. 290 00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:36,913 'Cause if I'm a Black pastor coming to that trial, 291 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:39,683 I'm bringing in a whole Black... I'm bringing in a whole choir 292 00:10:39,783 --> 00:10:42,185 and tambourines, and they're going: ♪ They're guilty ♪ 293 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:45,055 ♪ They're guilty. ♪ That's what I'm doing if I'm a Black pastor 294 00:10:45,155 --> 00:10:46,957 down there-- I'm bringing a choir in 295 00:10:47,057 --> 00:10:49,659 and being like, "George, tell your neighbor and say, 296 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:53,330 "Neighbor, neighbor, this man is guilty. 297 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,365 -Whoo, yeah! -I would start a sermon 298 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,866 every time I walked in the place. 299 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,535 They're just sitting there being quiet. 300 00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:04,174 -It's a p... he said it's a public gallery. -Yes. 301 00:11:04,274 --> 00:11:08,411 They are the public. Anybody can show up. 302 00:11:08,511 --> 00:11:10,647 You can go! 303 00:11:10,747 --> 00:11:13,516 All right, and finally, yesterday, President Biden 304 00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:16,119 held a ceremony on the White House lawn, 305 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:19,589 along with Democrats and Republicans from Congress. 306 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,424 And they were doing this to finally sign 307 00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:23,393 his big infrastructure bill. 308 00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:26,963 And, guys, I really am confused about why they have to sign 309 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:28,465 the bill in public. 310 00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:30,133 I mean, I know it's important legislation, 311 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,035 but as a spectator sport, it's pretty boring. 312 00:11:32,135 --> 00:11:33,503 You know, like, where's the drama? 313 00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:36,139 You know, "Ooh, maybe the pen will run out of ink"? 314 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:37,540 (bleep) outta here, man. 315 00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:40,010 Also, why are they even having a bill-signing celebration? 316 00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,312 Passing laws is their job. 317 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:44,681 Nobody else gets to do that at their job. 318 00:11:44,781 --> 00:11:47,384 Like, after you make photocopies for your boss at the office, 319 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:49,753 you don't get to pose for pictures while shaking hands. 320 00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,588 Heh-heh. I didn't think you could get a double-sided. 321 00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,356 Well done, Billy, well done. 322 00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:55,559 But look, I do get why lawmakers are excited about this. 323 00:11:55,659 --> 00:11:57,827 It's the biggest investment America has made in itself 324 00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:01,431 in decades, and there's also some smaller things in this bill 325 00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:03,366 that might do a lot of good: 326 00:12:03,466 --> 00:12:04,701 How to stop drunk drivers 327 00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:06,770 before they even put the car into gear. 328 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,138 It has been talked about for decades, 329 00:12:08,238 --> 00:12:09,940 but now, thanks to the infrastructure bill 330 00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:13,743 passed by Congress last week, it could finally happen. 331 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:16,646 NEWSWOMAN: It includes a mandate for automakers that all new cars 332 00:12:16,746 --> 00:12:18,181 must use technology 333 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:21,117 that prevents drunken people from driving. 334 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,587 It will be as standard as air bags. 335 00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:25,322 The U.S. Transportation Department will decide 336 00:12:25,422 --> 00:12:28,391 the type of technology that will be required. 337 00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:32,529 It's estimated 9,400 lives will be saved every year. 338 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:34,664 The drunk or otherwise impaired driver 339 00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:36,700 will get in their car, and it either won't start, 340 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,635 won't move, or will pull itself over, 341 00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:40,804 depending on what technology is selected. 342 00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:42,539 The sober driver will get in their car 343 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,341 and never even know it's there. 344 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:45,709 All right, I think we can all agree 345 00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:47,510 this is an amazing law. 346 00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:49,779 First of all, because it will hopefully save lives, 347 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,682 and secondly, because some people will be so drunk, 348 00:12:52,782 --> 00:12:55,252 they won't even know that the car hasn't started. 349 00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:57,153 You realize that, right? They're just gonna get in, 350 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,457 and be like: Rrr! Rrr! Rrr! Get out of the way! 351 00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:01,725 Get out of the way. Waah. 352 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,159 All right, I'm home now. 353 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,128 Wow, my home looks just like the bar. 354 00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:07,464 I guess it's time for round two! 355 00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:09,699 And I know some people are asking, 356 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:11,635 how will they develop technology 357 00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:13,169 to determine if someone is drunk? 358 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,306 What does that mean? Guys, we already have that technology. 359 00:13:16,406 --> 00:13:18,174 It's called a karaoke machine. 360 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,677 No, but for real, no one is sure what technology 361 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:23,480 they'll actually use to detect if you're drunk driving, right? 362 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,815 It could be something that tracks if your eyes stay open, 363 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:27,684 or if you're swerving out of your lane, 364 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,853 or if you're just trying to get to a Taco Bell. 365 00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:32,255 I just hope it's not a Breathalyzer. 366 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,623 That's the one thing I hope. 367 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:35,458 I don't want a Breathalyzer hooked to the dashboard. 368 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,327 'Cause I'm sorry, I'm not trying to give my car 369 00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:39,429 -a (bleep) every time I want to go somewhere. -(Sloan laughs) 370 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:42,132 No, I want to save that for special occasions, you know? 371 00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:44,935 Like our anniversary or a Toyotathon. 372 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,370 There is one huge loophole in this law, though, 373 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,840 and that is it only needs to be available 374 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:52,542 in new cars. 375 00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,644 Yeah. 376 00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:56,980 I mean, that's still good, 377 00:13:57,147 --> 00:13:59,282 but it means if someone really likes drunk driving, 378 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,117 all they got to do is drive an old car. 379 00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,452 In fact, at some point, 380 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,520 we're probably gonna be able to tell 381 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,988 who's committed to drunk driving, 382 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:07,090 'cause it's gonna be, like, 2060, 383 00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:10,560 and they'll still be driving a Kia Sorento from 2005. 384 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,330 "Yeah, you just can't give this baby up, man. 385 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,665 You know me. I love vintage cars." 386 00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:18,568 (laughs) "Yeah." 387 00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:21,137 Just have better friends. Like, haven't some... 388 00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:23,106 Like, you've never had to take your key... 389 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,307 like, your friend's keys before? 390 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,609 I mean, I know you have very classy, 391 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,410 very, you know, sophisticated, you know, 392 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,745 -Emmy Award-winning friends, but... -No, no, I know... 393 00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,313 That's an interesting point. 394 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:33,016 So, you're saying the best technology is friends. 395 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,352 Yes! Like, the number of times 396 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:36,887 I have stopped somebody from driving home... 397 00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:40,357 Also, we have Uber. We have Lyft. We have Teslas. 398 00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,492 Like, you could just send somebody a Tesla. 399 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,461 Put in the address. You don't even have to drive the car to... 400 00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:47,230 Like, get every bar a Tesla. 401 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,132 You could put in the address 402 00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,668 and then just send their drunk ass home. 403 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:54,437 Also, people are just assholes. Like, I don't even think it... 404 00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:56,172 They just want to have a good time, friend. 405 00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,708 'Cause, like, this is when we need these Karens to activate. 406 00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,076 You out here calling the cops 407 00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,578 on somebody in a damn Victoria's Secret. 408 00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:02,946 No, bitch, you need to be out here 409 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:04,080 at this Buffalo Wild Wings 410 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,315 getting your uncle and your daddy. 411 00:15:05,415 --> 00:15:06,716 That's what you need to be doing. 412 00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:08,084 That's the new technology. 413 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,786 Yeah. Like, activate these Karens. 414 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,421 Look, they out here. We just need to release them 415 00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,089 like just, you know, frumpy doves 416 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,791 and, like, really just help people. 417 00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,760 You just aim Karens in the right direction. 418 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,729 Yes! Like, y'all stay wanting to call the cops on somebody. 419 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:21,131 So instead of calling the cops 420 00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:22,632 and getting Black people murdered, 421 00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,668 maybe I should call the cops 422 00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:27,804 and stop these drunk dudes from killing people. 423 00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,573 Just put Karens in the parking lot. 424 00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:31,708 Yo, but still, this-this is a big victory. 425 00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,343 It's a big victory for safe driving 426 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,112 and for organizations like Mothers Against Drunk Driving. 427 00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:39,583 Unfortunately, though, it has generated some criticism 428 00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:41,451 from the opposing side. 429 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,920 MAN: In response to recent legislation, 430 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,290 Drunks for Drunk Driving has issued the following statement. 431 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,125 Come on, man, we don't need our cars 432 00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,962 telling us when we allowed to drive. 433 00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:53,830 You a car. Bitch, hush. 434 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:54,998 Hey, asshole, 435 00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:58,602 this is some nanny state bullshit, okay? 436 00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,771 Don't tread on me just 'cause you can't handle your drink. 437 00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:03,173 Hmm? 438 00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:05,075 We just got to be cool about this, baby. 439 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,910 Tolerance is all over the place. 440 00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:08,645 Like me. You know me, baby. 441 00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:11,114 After a couple drinks, I'm fine to dive. 442 00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:14,084 Drave. Drive. Got it. 443 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,952 This law, man. (blows raspberry) 444 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:18,421 Hey, did you see that video of that dog? 445 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:20,223 You know the one? He's got glasses on. 446 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,926 It's-it's so funny. He's, like, furry and brown. 447 00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,095 Wait, hang on, let me sh... Let me show... I'll show you. 448 00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,464 I'll show you. Here. Oh, (bleep). 449 00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:30,367 My car tells me I can't drive, I'm gonna (bleep) it up. 450 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:34,004 Yeah! I'll find a car, 'cause this is America. 451 00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,006 If you know you're drunk, you drive better. 452 00:16:36,106 --> 00:16:38,108 But I'm not... (burps) 453 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,342 ...drunk. 454 00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:42,279 How's a car gonna know if I'm drunk, huh? 455 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,548 This some kind of Knight Rider car? 456 00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:46,616 Some kind of David Hasselhoff? 457 00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,285 Huh? (chuckles) 458 00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,387 My God, I miss that show. 459 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,822 And I miss Jeremy. 460 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:54,591 Let's go! I got my keys. 461 00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:56,426 Oh, I got them. Oh, shit. 462 00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,563 (snores) What? No, no, I can drive. 463 00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:00,830 I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 464 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,732 I-I just had a power nap. 465 00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:07,137 How did I get here? 466 00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,873 (crying): I am responsible, Jeremy! 467 00:17:09,973 --> 00:17:13,510 Take me back. 468 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:16,079 MAN: This has been a message from DFDD. 469 00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,614 Take us back, Jeremy. 470 00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,116 (snoring) 471 00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:22,886 All right, when we come back, Ronny Chieng fights with you 472 00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:25,455 about Thanksgiving. You don't want to miss it. 473 00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,060 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 474 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,463 There is so much arguing in America today, 475 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,531 but we here at The Daily Show, 476 00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:37,402 well, we think that there could be even more. 477 00:17:37,502 --> 00:17:39,604 So, to do our part, here's Ronny Chieng 478 00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:42,007 with another installment of Prove Me Wrong. 479 00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,209 Thanksgiving is coming, and everyone's arguing 480 00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:47,379 about CDC guidelines or Pilgrims being problematic. 481 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:50,382 But what about the nonpolitical Thanksgiving issues? 482 00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,050 For those, I'm here to argue 483 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,752 with random strangers on the street 484 00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:55,420 in Prove Me Wrong: 485 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,188 Thanksgiving Edition. 486 00:17:57,288 --> 00:17:59,324 ♪ ♪ 487 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,462 Thanksgiving is the worst holiday. 488 00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:06,698 -No. -I said it. I said it. 489 00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,833 -No! -Why? What do you mean, no? Why? 490 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,502 -How? -Family gets together... 491 00:18:10,602 --> 00:18:12,470 -(groans loudly) It's all... -Be grateful. 492 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,705 It already sounds terrible. 493 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,107 But it's fun, peeling vegetables with... 494 00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,175 -with family. -...family. 495 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,510 -We-we do it together. -Yeah! 496 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:19,978 We're peeling vegetables? 497 00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:21,079 That's your big argument? 498 00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:22,280 It's not the worst holiday, 499 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,249 because Columbus Day is a holiday. 500 00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:25,550 -So there are worse. -Facts. 501 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,185 Wait, so you actually genuinely have a good time 502 00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,820 -at Thanksgiving? -I do have a great time. 503 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,955 Just how much weed do you guys smoke during Thanksgiving 504 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:32,324 to get through it? 505 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,960 -Depends how much extended family is there. -(laughs) 506 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,261 So what is the worst holiday? 507 00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:39,197 I have to say-- and God forgive me, I'm Irish-- 508 00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:43,001 but St. Patrick's Day can be really brutal in the city. 509 00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:44,336 St. Patrick's Day is amazing! 510 00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,004 'Cause, on Thanksgiving, people get mad 511 00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:47,339 if you get blackout drunk. 512 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,307 You got to travel, which is terrible on Thanksgiving. 513 00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:51,343 -You don't have to travel. -Well, okay. 514 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:52,877 -Haven't you heard of Zoom? -Oh, man, 515 00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:54,879 after two years of Zooming nonstop, 516 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,816 I would love to Zoom on my day off with my family. 517 00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:58,917 That sounds amazing. 518 00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:00,218 It's supposed to be one peaceful day 519 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:02,220 about being thankful, you know? 520 00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,456 Being thankful for, like, your family. 521 00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:07,959 -(makes retching sounds) -(woman laughs) 522 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,228 -Did you not receive love as a child? -Yeah. 523 00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:11,496 That's another thing to bring up 524 00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:12,897 with your family during the holidays-- 525 00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:14,899 whether we received enough love as a child. 526 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,035 -Did you? -Yo, this is starting to feel a little bit 527 00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,670 like therapy, okay, so just so you know, 528 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,005 I'm not paying you for this. 529 00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:22,374 All shoes should have buckles. Prove me wrong. 530 00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:24,843 I think shoes should just, you know, 531 00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,678 not have buckles or laces or... 532 00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:29,247 Well, let's look at what the (bleep) you're wearing. Wait. 533 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,383 Are you wearing dress Crocs? 534 00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:33,284 Look, Pilgrims got a lot of stuff wrong. 535 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:35,186 Genocide-- not great. 536 00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:38,189 Turkey-- you could have picked a better animal to eat. 537 00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:42,460 But buckles-- dude, they nailed it first time. Boom. 538 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,462 Okay, buckles aren't appropriate for every occasion. 539 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:45,697 Like what? 540 00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,632 Uh, if you're going to hit the beach, 541 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:50,201 you got to pop on some flip-flops. 542 00:19:50,268 --> 00:19:53,638 Pilgrims landed on the beach with buckles. 543 00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:55,874 But don't you want your feet to, like, breathe, be open? 544 00:19:55,974 --> 00:19:57,876 No, I don't need people's feet to breathe. 545 00:19:57,976 --> 00:20:00,211 I'm not Quentin Tarantino. 546 00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:02,213 It will make shoes more expensive. 547 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,316 Sure, but isn't part of the appeal of footwear 548 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,217 that they're expensive as (bleep)? 549 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:09,854 That's... Nike built a Goddamn empire based on that. 550 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,424 But speaking of Nike, a lot of shoes they sell come 551 00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:15,126 -with Velcro straps, not buckles. -Yeah. 552 00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:16,494 I feel like that's more convenient. 553 00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:18,363 If you're a Goddamn child, then yeah, 554 00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,498 get some... get some Velcro. 555 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:24,102 But if you're an adult, put on a buckle like an adult. 556 00:20:24,235 --> 00:20:25,670 Pumpkin pie should replace apple pie 557 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,772 as a year-round pie. Prove me wrong. 558 00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:30,175 -Pumpkin pie has no taste. -What the (bleep)? 559 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,177 -Have you never eaten pumpkin pie? -It's got no taste, dude. 560 00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:34,245 -What? Have you... -It's a squash. 561 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,748 -In that essence, it... -Okay, first of all, that's racist. 562 00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:38,750 If you think it tastes better, then wouldn't that make it 563 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:41,186 more special to only eat it once a year? 564 00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:43,855 This is America. When you like something, you do it every day 565 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:45,223 until you get sick of it. 566 00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:46,491 And then you do it some more. 567 00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:48,994 Technically, with hedonic adaptation, 568 00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,529 if you do it less often, then, like, 569 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,632 you get to experience the full pleasure of it. 570 00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,800 Oh, man, I feel like I just ate some turkey. 571 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,802 Okay, Mr. Pilgrim, first of all, 572 00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,437 when you go to Mom's house, you don't sit down 573 00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,239 and she give you a pumpkin pie. 574 00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:03,808 She gives you a slice of apple pie! 575 00:21:03,908 --> 00:21:05,677 You tell me why you would mess with America 576 00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:07,345 -and you would mess with Mom. -Yo, hey, 577 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,346 -you're talking about moms? -Yes. 578 00:21:08,446 --> 00:21:10,115 I'm trying to help moms here. 579 00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:12,517 It's way easier to make pumpkin pie than apple pie. 580 00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:14,119 Just open a can and dump that shit in. 581 00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:15,587 That's what you do. Look at that. 582 00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:18,089 -You-You're dis-- desecrating a mother again. -Yeah. Yeah. 583 00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:20,291 -Love that shit. -Opening cans. Those are the second-rate moms. 584 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,227 -Yo. Wow. Now you're hating moms now. -No. 585 00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:23,995 -No, I-I'm not hating-- I'm act... -Look who hates moms. 586 00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:25,563 -I'm actually loving moms. -This person hates moms. 587 00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:27,165 -This person hates moms. -(laughs) I don't. 588 00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:29,301 Only a dad would-would recommend that. 589 00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,635 You must be a dad! 590 00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:33,171 -Hey, that's never been proven in court! -(laughs) 591 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,840 Apple has more variety. Like, you can play around with it. 592 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,510 You know, pumpkins just aren't as varied, 593 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,178 so you get sick of it sooner. 594 00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:43,181 That's also an argument for how complicated apple pies are. 595 00:21:43,248 --> 00:21:44,449 You have to, like, pick an apple. 596 00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:45,650 There's, like, 50 different varieties. 597 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,285 You have to pick a pumpkin, too. 598 00:21:47,385 --> 00:21:48,486 No, there's only one pumpkin. 599 00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:50,221 There's no red delicious pumpkin. 600 00:21:50,322 --> 00:21:52,057 -Kabocha. -What? 601 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,426 Kabocha. Japanese pumpkins. 602 00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:55,694 No, that's a squash. 603 00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,028 Stop trying to take away my pumpkin pie. 604 00:21:57,195 --> 00:21:58,530 I don't want squash pie. 605 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,198 -I want pumpkin pie. Yeah. -WOMAN: Yeah! 606 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,933 CHIENG: You're instigating the crowd now. 607 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,436 People are getting mad at you because you're wrong. 608 00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:06,504 -You're wrong. -I'm not wrong. I have psychology on my side. 609 00:22:06,604 --> 00:22:08,206 You're wrong. What, are we gonna start a fight 610 00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:09,975 -in Union Square about this right now? -(chanting): Pumpkin! 611 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:11,943 -Pumpkin! Pumpkin! -CHIENG: Pumpkin! Pumpkin! 612 00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,778 When your kid comes home from school or whatever, 613 00:22:13,878 --> 00:22:16,948 do you say, "Oh, a pumpkin a day keeps the doctor away"? 614 00:22:17,048 --> 00:22:18,984 No, that's stupid. That's just stupid. 615 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,453 You can't do that. You give them an apple. 616 00:22:21,553 --> 00:22:23,621 Yeah, but I don't give my kid apple pie 617 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,056 to make him live longer. 618 00:22:25,223 --> 00:22:27,592 Nobody likes pumpkin pie. It doesn't make you feel good. 619 00:22:27,692 --> 00:22:29,160 It doesn't make you feel homey. 620 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,429 It just doesn't... It doesn't do anything for you. 621 00:22:31,529 --> 00:22:33,298 -It's just a piece of crap. -Well... 622 00:22:33,398 --> 00:22:35,433 That's why you can only have it once a year. 623 00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,936 Well, I guess you win. And, so, you know what that means. 624 00:22:38,036 --> 00:22:39,704 WOMAN: Yay! 625 00:22:39,804 --> 00:22:41,806 -I get the hat, too? -Yeah. 626 00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:44,309 Be careful what you wish for. Lots of dumb people 627 00:22:44,409 --> 00:22:46,177 come up here and argue with you. 628 00:22:47,712 --> 00:22:48,880 Thank you so much for that, Ronny. All right, 629 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,081 when we come back, one of the world's 630 00:22:50,181 --> 00:22:51,816 most important living artists 631 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,819 will discuss his new memoir about creating art 632 00:22:54,919 --> 00:22:57,422 when it is not safe, so don't go away. 633 00:22:58,991 --> 00:23:00,092 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 634 00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:02,594 My guest tonight is Ai Weiwei, an activist 635 00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:05,397 and one of the world's most important living artists. 636 00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:07,366 He's here to talk about his new memoir, 637 00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:10,769 1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows. 638 00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,438 -Ai Weiwei, welcome to The Daily Show. -Hi. 639 00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:14,907 Um... 640 00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:16,775 I-I'm not exaggerating when I say 641 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,577 you might be one of the coolest human beings 642 00:23:18,677 --> 00:23:19,878 I've ever spoken to 643 00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:22,881 who has also lived one of the hardest lives 644 00:23:22,981 --> 00:23:24,650 I-I have ever come across. 645 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,920 Because, you know, when I started reading this book, 646 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,455 I thought it would just be a memoir of your life. 647 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:33,025 Then I realized it was a memoir, really, of your father's life. 648 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,626 It was his biography. 649 00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:37,095 And then it was also a story of China 650 00:23:37,196 --> 00:23:39,298 and the last 100 years. 651 00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:43,168 So maybe you can help me understand that. Why? 652 00:23:43,268 --> 00:23:48,440 Well, I often being asked why become you? 653 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:53,278 So, when I was in detention in 2011, 654 00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:54,846 I ask the same question, 655 00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:58,383 why I become a-a enemy of the state? 656 00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:02,721 -Hmm. -So then the-the direct, 657 00:24:02,821 --> 00:24:05,791 uh, respond of the memories, 658 00:24:05,891 --> 00:24:09,294 my father was arrested 80 years ago. 659 00:24:09,394 --> 00:24:12,698 Been put in jail for six years. 660 00:24:12,798 --> 00:24:14,166 So we are-- 661 00:24:14,266 --> 00:24:15,701 we have been crime-- 662 00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:18,904 um, accused of the same crime 663 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:23,308 -but in very different political government. -Mm-hmm. 664 00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:25,744 So I think, uh, 665 00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:30,115 without understanding my father's, uh, time 666 00:24:30,148 --> 00:24:31,516 and his struggle 667 00:24:31,617 --> 00:24:35,120 and which is about China, 668 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,356 about the political situation, 669 00:24:37,456 --> 00:24:38,690 the culture, 670 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,259 -background of China... -Right. 671 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:45,297 ...I never really can clearly indicate 672 00:24:45,397 --> 00:24:47,132 what I have been through. 673 00:24:47,232 --> 00:24:48,667 It really is a-a powerful account 674 00:24:48,767 --> 00:24:49,835 of what you've been through. 675 00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:51,737 And... 676 00:24:51,837 --> 00:24:54,907 you know, in your story, what-what I found fascinating is 677 00:24:55,007 --> 00:24:56,475 it appears to me 678 00:24:56,575 --> 00:25:00,579 that you have a love for China that is always in your heart, 679 00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:03,448 but you do not have that same love 680 00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:05,884 for the political system in China or for, 681 00:25:05,984 --> 00:25:07,486 you know, how the government treats people. 682 00:25:07,586 --> 00:25:09,154 Is-is that correct in my assumption 683 00:25:09,254 --> 00:25:10,155 of how I read the book? 684 00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:11,523 I think... (chuckles) 685 00:25:11,623 --> 00:25:13,992 you made a clear-- 686 00:25:14,092 --> 00:25:15,661 I think clear respond 687 00:25:15,761 --> 00:25:18,997 on what has been-- I have been doing. 688 00:25:19,097 --> 00:25:20,666 Uh, yes, I'm Chinese. 689 00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:25,003 Uh, you know, China is a-- is a... 690 00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,605 -matters today, you know? -Mm-hmm. 691 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:28,907 It's 1.4 billion people. 692 00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:32,644 But at the same time, they are under a system 693 00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:38,283 which really struggles in every sense-- 694 00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:41,119 politically and human rights, 695 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,554 freedom of speech. 696 00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:47,259 -Almost every, um, topic it really struggles. -Right. 697 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:52,264 So, how should I put myself, 698 00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:54,499 right, my-my personal life, 699 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,070 into this large context? 700 00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:01,073 It's, uh... it's why I have to write this book-- 701 00:26:01,139 --> 00:26:02,608 to figure it out. 702 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,076 Were you never afraid, though? 703 00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:05,878 As-as somebody who has been detained 704 00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:07,379 by the Chinese government. 705 00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:09,381 I mean, on multiple occasions, 706 00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:12,651 it-it appeared that your life would be in danger. 707 00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:14,686 You were told so many times not to go up against the government, 708 00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:16,555 and, yet, repeatedly, you did. 709 00:26:16,655 --> 00:26:19,291 Is-is there no fear in you? Is that what it is? 710 00:26:19,391 --> 00:26:21,693 -I... -Or how do you... how do you keep on pressing? 711 00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:25,397 I do have a fear, but that would fear come 712 00:26:25,497 --> 00:26:28,200 from if I don't speak out. 713 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:34,106 Simply, there is no person whose name is "Ai Weiwei." 714 00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:38,143 And, you know, I won't be silenced, as anybody else. 715 00:26:38,243 --> 00:26:45,350 -Mm-hmm. -So that is not, uh, responsible to life itself. 716 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:50,122 -We-we always want to speak out our mind. -Right. 717 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,723 One of your biggest fans, 718 00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:53,692 from what I... from what I read in the book, 719 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,727 um, is your son. 720 00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:58,063 You know, he sounds amazing. 721 00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:01,366 One of the passages in the book that's really gripping is 722 00:27:01,466 --> 00:27:03,468 where you were detained for the 81 days, you were taken away. 723 00:27:03,569 --> 00:27:05,671 And you asked him, you say to him, 724 00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,372 "How does it feel knowing...?" 725 00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:09,675 How did he feel knowing that you'd been taken away? 726 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:11,643 And he said, "It's not a big deal." 727 00:27:11,743 --> 00:27:14,079 All the government did was advertise for you, 728 00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:15,614 and they've made you even cooler. 729 00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:17,749 What do you think it is about your son 730 00:27:17,849 --> 00:27:20,085 and how he processes what's happening in the world? 731 00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:24,289 I try not to touch him that much, you know? 732 00:27:24,389 --> 00:27:25,757 I don't want to teach him. 733 00:27:25,858 --> 00:27:28,193 -I don't want to give my lesson to him. -Interesting. 734 00:27:28,293 --> 00:27:29,595 I think it's not necessary 735 00:27:29,695 --> 00:27:32,364 for him to learn what happens to me. 736 00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:35,834 But he has this perspective. He said, "Weiwei, 737 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:40,873 "I figured out, uh, the one being chased 738 00:27:40,973 --> 00:27:44,476 will make the same kind of effort as someone chasing him." 739 00:27:44,576 --> 00:27:47,112 -Mm. -"Because you both are running." 740 00:27:47,212 --> 00:27:49,514 So I think there is a beauty in there. 741 00:27:49,615 --> 00:27:52,517 He would always think about on both sides, you know, 742 00:27:52,618 --> 00:27:58,090 to say, um, why power... power has to, 743 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:02,294 uh, say the-the people or the mass the way, 744 00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:04,763 -or why they have to treat them that way. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 745 00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:08,800 Because they are... they are afraid... afraid 746 00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:13,705 of this kind of majority. 747 00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:17,509 And that he... he always has this kind of intelligence. 748 00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:21,580 So I-I think, uh, somehow, he just got it. 749 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,349 It feels like your art has-has a... 750 00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:26,585 has a feeling of resistance to it. 751 00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,320 You know, when you're shattering a jar, 752 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,822 when you're breaking something, it-it feels like... 753 00:28:30,923 --> 00:28:32,824 Is it a rage that-that you're trying to put through? 754 00:28:32,925 --> 00:28:34,226 Is it a defiance? 755 00:28:34,326 --> 00:28:36,128 What-what is it that's coming across 756 00:28:36,228 --> 00:28:37,496 that maybe is different 757 00:28:37,596 --> 00:28:39,364 to what you meet when you meet the man? 758 00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:41,967 Uh, well, it's... 759 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:46,004 When I talk about my fight or my struggle, 760 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:49,641 or even my art works, it's not really about me, 761 00:28:49,741 --> 00:28:52,744 -but rather, about the value I defend. -Mm. 762 00:28:52,844 --> 00:28:55,847 I think the value is shared by everybody, 763 00:28:55,948 --> 00:28:59,184 mostly for the people who have no chance 764 00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:04,857 to speak out and live their life in dark. 765 00:29:04,957 --> 00:29:09,061 For generations, you know, they have no way 766 00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:13,165 to see the justice ever being presented. 767 00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:17,870 So that always got me angry, and, uh... 768 00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:20,639 But still, I-I know, 769 00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:23,208 you know, that's just some kind of emotion. 770 00:29:23,308 --> 00:29:24,810 -I have to control it. -Right. 771 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:28,080 Because, uh, as individual, that is, uh... 772 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,181 That much you can do. 773 00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:30,616 But as artists, 774 00:29:30,716 --> 00:29:34,953 you can find, uh, a language or vocabulary 775 00:29:35,087 --> 00:29:37,089 which can reach out. 776 00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:39,558 Sometimes it's successful. 777 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:43,228 Recently, the Holocaust Museum declared 778 00:29:43,328 --> 00:29:47,866 the, um, treatment of Uyghurs in China as genocide. 779 00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:49,835 Many world nations are afraid to say 780 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:51,603 or-or try and keep their distance 781 00:29:51,703 --> 00:29:53,438 on labeling anything that's happening. 782 00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:55,507 But I guess my question has two parts to it. 783 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:58,744 One, do you agree with what is happening to the Uyghurs 784 00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:00,245 being referred to as genocide? 785 00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:03,282 And two, do you think that helps or hinders the conversation 786 00:30:03,382 --> 00:30:06,285 in trying to-to get these people liberated 787 00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:08,220 and to get them treated equally? 788 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,524 I-I think, first, uh, "genocide" is, uh, is a term 789 00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:16,495 Chinese are not very familiar with. 790 00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:20,065 They're not only doing to Uyghurs. 791 00:30:20,165 --> 00:30:23,635 They have been doing that to Tibetans, 792 00:30:23,735 --> 00:30:26,872 to Inner Mongolia people. 793 00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:30,742 Basically, the communist society 794 00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:35,080 has been doing this kind of reeducation 795 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,783 and the brainwash to anybody. 796 00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,618 -Hmm. -To my father. To... 797 00:30:39,718 --> 00:30:42,654 You know, I grew up with my father 798 00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:45,657 in the same location as Uyghur people today. 799 00:30:45,757 --> 00:30:48,560 And, uh, they clearly tell us 800 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:52,164 -that his, uh, reeducation camp. -Right. 801 00:30:52,264 --> 00:30:54,633 So, that only been brought 802 00:30:54,733 --> 00:30:57,469 to the world, uh, view, 803 00:30:57,569 --> 00:30:59,104 uh, in recent years, 804 00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:02,541 but that-that's why they-they don't understand. 805 00:31:02,641 --> 00:31:04,943 Why now bring... 806 00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:07,746 -uh, really bring up the issue. -Oh, interesting. 807 00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:08,881 -Interesting. -But, uh, the Communists 808 00:31:09,047 --> 00:31:10,182 always doing that, 809 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:12,284 and, uh, to their own people. 810 00:31:12,384 --> 00:31:14,453 To, you know, so, the Han people. 811 00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:16,655 -Right. -And to other minorities. 812 00:31:16,755 --> 00:31:20,292 1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows. 813 00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:23,195 What are some of the joys and-and maybe tied to that, 814 00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:25,531 what are some of your hopes for China going forward? 815 00:31:25,631 --> 00:31:28,100 (chuckles) The joys will be... 816 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,537 I will always think when there's obstacles, 817 00:31:31,637 --> 00:31:35,507 there will be some kind of humor and joy. 818 00:31:35,607 --> 00:31:38,110 And they al-always offer me 819 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,212 this difficult moment. 820 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:43,916 So I have to rethink about my language, 821 00:31:44,082 --> 00:31:46,218 my strategy, how to deal with it. 822 00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,086 -Mm-hmm. -That is... 823 00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:52,457 In most cases, it's, uh, quite humorous 824 00:31:52,558 --> 00:31:54,092 and joyful 825 00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:58,363 until they put you in absolute severe condition 826 00:31:58,463 --> 00:32:01,300 -like, uh, kidnapping or... -Right. Right. 827 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,771 Or under some kind of brutal situation. 828 00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:09,107 And, uh, for China, 829 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,476 I think, uh, they're... 830 00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:13,545 they're developing very fast. 831 00:32:13,645 --> 00:32:17,049 -No-Nobody can ignore China. -Right. 832 00:32:17,115 --> 00:32:19,451 But, uh, at same time, they are... 833 00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:23,355 in certain areas, they're quite blind. 834 00:32:23,455 --> 00:32:25,924 -Mm. -First, they still cannot solve 835 00:32:26,058 --> 00:32:29,561 the... the legitimacy of the power. 836 00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:32,364 -Mm-hmm. -They never let their people, 837 00:32:32,464 --> 00:32:34,967 which is 1.4 billion people, 838 00:32:35,067 --> 00:32:38,203 to say what a voting ticket is like. 839 00:32:38,303 --> 00:32:40,539 -Mm-hmm. -So, that means two things. 840 00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:42,941 One: they don't trust those people. 841 00:32:43,075 --> 00:32:45,978 And the second: they don't have self-confidence 842 00:32:46,078 --> 00:32:49,481 to-to be in power 843 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:53,118 as a legitimate government. 844 00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:56,922 So, once that is not solved, 845 00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:59,291 there will be constantly struggle 846 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:03,328 to clean out any oppositions, 847 00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:05,497 and, uh... 848 00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:08,700 -I don't think they can solve that. -Huh. 849 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,169 And as your son says, the person who is chasing 850 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:14,273 is running just as fast as the person they're chasing. 851 00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:16,208 -That's the game. -Yeah. That is the game. 852 00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:17,776 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 853 00:33:17,876 --> 00:33:19,444 -So nice. -It's an absolute pleasure meeting you 854 00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:21,780 -and having you here. -Very pleasant to meet you. 855 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,949 -Thank you very much. -Thank you. 856 00:33:24,049 --> 00:33:26,018 Don't forget, people, Weiwei's memoir, 857 00:33:26,118 --> 00:33:28,120 1,000 Years of Joys and Sorrows, 858 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,621 is available right now. 859 00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:30,822 We're gonna take a quick break, 860 00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:32,624 but we'll be right back after this. 861 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:36,561 Well, that's our show for tonight. 862 00:33:36,661 --> 00:33:37,762 But before we go, please consider supporting 863 00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:39,197 Urban Growers Collective. 864 00:33:39,297 --> 00:33:42,400 They're a Black and woman-led nonprofit farm in Chicago 865 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,669 that provides the city's most vulnerable 866 00:33:44,769 --> 00:33:48,173 with healthy, healing food, and they offer education 867 00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:50,141 and advocacy for urban agriculture. 868 00:33:50,241 --> 00:33:52,577 So, if you want to support them in their work this Thanksgiving, 869 00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:54,379 then please donate at the link below. 870 00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:56,514 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there. 871 00:33:56,614 --> 00:33:58,249 Get your vaccine, and remember: 872 00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:00,752 if you can't afford space travel, 873 00:34:00,852 --> 00:34:03,088 you can just recreate the experience at home. 874 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:05,357 Yeah. Just run through a pile of trash. 875 00:34:05,457 --> 00:34:06,491 Now you're in space. 876 00:34:06,591 --> 00:34:09,394 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 877 00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:11,496 Now the focus comes to the BBB. 878 00:34:11,596 --> 00:34:12,998 There's all these acronyms out there. 879 00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,899 Let's talk about the BBB. 880 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,034 -NEWSWOMAN: The BBB. -BBB. 881 00:34:16,134 --> 00:34:17,168 -BBB. -The BBB. 882 00:34:17,268 --> 00:34:18,837 -BBB. -BBB-BS.