1 00:00:01,411 --> 00:00:03,380 Does anyone... does anyone celebrate Elon Musk here? 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,282 Anyone? 3 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:07,017 Uh, I don't know if you saw this. 4 00:00:07,117 --> 00:00:08,485 It was, like, a really interesting moment 5 00:00:08,585 --> 00:00:10,320 of, like, just Internet Twitter beef. 6 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,788 Bernie Sanders put out a tweet, 7 00:00:11,888 --> 00:00:13,423 and he basically was, like, you know, the usual thing. 8 00:00:13,523 --> 00:00:15,592 Billionaires need to pay their fair share of taxes, 9 00:00:15,692 --> 00:00:17,360 blah, blah, blah, they're not paying enough, whatever. 10 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:20,463 And then Elon Musk jumped on, and he was like, "Oh, you. 11 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:22,933 I, uh... I didn't know you were still alive." 12 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:26,436 And people are, like, pissed off 'cause now it's Bernie bros 13 00:00:26,536 --> 00:00:29,673 versus Elon bros, and, like, that's... 14 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:30,941 You know what I mean? 15 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,709 That's the Internet essentially. 16 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:34,444 It's like a Reddit royal rumble now. 17 00:00:34,544 --> 00:00:36,046 Like, good luck posting your wedding pictures 18 00:00:36,146 --> 00:00:37,447 when this shit is happening. 19 00:00:37,547 --> 00:00:39,416 It's like gangs in the streets, but on the tweets. 20 00:00:39,516 --> 00:00:40,684 That's what's happening now. 21 00:00:40,784 --> 00:00:42,352 You're like, uh, "I love you, my wife." 22 00:00:42,452 --> 00:00:45,355 They're like, "Shut up! Elon's right about this thing!" 23 00:00:45,455 --> 00:00:48,625 "And Bernie... You don't talk to Bernie like that!" 24 00:00:48,725 --> 00:00:50,694 Everyone's mad, losing their shit. 25 00:00:50,794 --> 00:00:52,829 One thing I will say about Elon Musk is, like, 26 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:54,631 Elon Musk is everything 27 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:56,633 I thought a billionaire was as a child. 28 00:00:56,733 --> 00:01:00,403 You know when I'd watch TV... like, TV shows as a kid, 29 00:01:00,503 --> 00:01:02,105 I always was like, "Why do you want to be a billionaire?" 30 00:01:02,138 --> 00:01:03,340 I'd be like, "Yeah, so I could just 31 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,841 tell everybody shit all the time." 32 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,409 You want to be like Scrooge McDuck. 33 00:01:06,509 --> 00:01:08,345 And then you grow up, and then billionaires are like... 34 00:01:08,445 --> 00:01:10,013 They're always talking about business and doing boring... 35 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,181 Like Jeff Bezos. 36 00:01:11,281 --> 00:01:13,350 The guy has all the money of the world, 37 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:15,552 and then still, he's like... You know, if you'd be like, 38 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:17,120 "Hey, what's happening at your factory?" 39 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:18,788 He's like, "Ah, we're going to try to figure things out." 40 00:01:18,889 --> 00:01:20,257 And you're like, "Well, Jeff, 41 00:01:20,357 --> 00:01:21,958 this is not like billionaire swag." 42 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,560 You know? He works out. 43 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,529 Why do you work out? Why do...? 44 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:29,833 Guys, you don't need muscles if you have billions of dollars. 45 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,368 Muscles are for lifting things. 46 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:33,169 If you have a billion dollars, you do not lift anything. 47 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:34,371 Do you know what I mean? 48 00:01:34,471 --> 00:01:36,139 I would pay somebody at the gym. 49 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:37,340 "You do another rep. 50 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,910 No, no, no I still feel... Do another one." 51 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,578 And then you'd be like, "Yeah, but Trevor, 52 00:01:41,678 --> 00:01:43,046 then you're gonna gain weight, you're gonna be unhealth..." 53 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,415 I'll pay people to tell me that I'm healthy. I'll pay them. 54 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:47,017 And then you'll be like, "But you might die." 55 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,418 "Then I'll pay people to bring me back from the dead. 56 00:01:48,518 --> 00:01:49,886 "I'm a billionaire. 57 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,421 "I'll buy your body, bitch. 58 00:01:51,521 --> 00:01:53,156 I'll just buy somebody else's body." 59 00:01:53,223 --> 00:01:54,558 Come back next week, I'll be like, "Hey." 60 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:56,026 You're like, "Who are you?" "I'm Trevor. 61 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,062 "Yeah, I bought your dad's body. What now?" 62 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:02,432 When I become a billionaire, Matt, oh, man. 63 00:02:02,532 --> 00:02:03,867 First thing that's going out of my life-- 64 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:05,969 greetings and goodbyes. 65 00:02:06,102 --> 00:02:07,804 Waste of my time as a human being. 66 00:02:07,904 --> 00:02:09,205 When I get a billion, 67 00:02:09,306 --> 00:02:11,141 you guys forget me saying "hello" or "goodbye." 68 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:14,144 Wasting my time. You know I'm coming back. 69 00:02:14,244 --> 00:02:16,313 You know you're seeing me for the first time. "Hello." 70 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:19,182 Why do I have to announce my arrival to you? "Hello." 71 00:02:19,282 --> 00:02:21,618 What a useless thing. These are things for peasants. 72 00:02:21,718 --> 00:02:23,587 When I get a billion-- you guys don't even understand-- 73 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,222 no more "hellos." It's over. 74 00:02:25,322 --> 00:02:26,489 I'm just gonna walk up to you. 75 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,124 You're just gonna see me. 76 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,227 You're just gonna have to be like, "He's here now." 77 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:32,128 And then, when I leave, I'm just gonna go. 78 00:02:32,162 --> 00:02:35,131 We'll be talking. "Yeah, the thing. You see the game? 27!" 79 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:38,468 Then I'm just gonna walk away. 80 00:02:38,568 --> 00:02:41,204 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square, 81 00:02:41,304 --> 00:02:44,174 in New York City, the only city in America, it's 82 00:02:44,274 --> 00:02:46,576 The Daily Show. 83 00:02:46,676 --> 00:02:49,212 Tonight-- COVID is costing us, 84 00:02:49,312 --> 00:02:52,282 the best way to avoid the ICU, 85 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:54,384 and Chris Christie. 86 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:59,789 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 87 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,324 Hey! What's going on, everybody? 88 00:03:01,424 --> 00:03:03,560 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 89 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:05,228 Joining me for today's headlines 90 00:03:05,328 --> 00:03:07,564 is the one and only Roy Wood, Jr.! 91 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:09,466 -What's up, man? -Yeah, Roy Wood. 92 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:12,135 -I'm back, man. -We love your comedy special 93 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,271 -on Comedy Central and Paramount+. -(cheering) 94 00:03:14,371 --> 00:03:15,639 Roy, we love you! 95 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:17,340 -What's going on, man? -Yeah, I'm good, man. 96 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,744 -Yo, I saw Questlove over the weekend at this thing. -Uh-huh. 97 00:03:20,844 --> 00:03:23,547 And he's really inspired me to try and figure out 98 00:03:23,647 --> 00:03:26,483 this whole sidekick... this sidekick shit, man. 99 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:28,785 I mean, you should let me play an instrument. 100 00:03:28,885 --> 00:03:30,420 No, no, but you're not like a sidekick. 101 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,821 There's a difference. It's like, 102 00:03:31,922 --> 00:03:33,590 you're just keeping me company because we're here, 103 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:35,158 and we don't have an audience yet. You know what I mean? 104 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,227 Am I over there, or am I on the side? 105 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:39,729 Where am I right now, physically in relation to you? 106 00:03:39,829 --> 00:03:41,231 -You're on the side. Yeah. -I'm on the side? 107 00:03:41,331 --> 00:03:42,732 And am I kicking it? 108 00:03:42,832 --> 00:03:44,467 -You are indeed. -Okay. 109 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:46,136 So then, that's what... that's what it is. 110 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:47,837 It's just let me play an instrument or something. 111 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:51,207 I got... I played the flute for two weeks in the sixth grade. 112 00:03:51,308 --> 00:03:53,310 -That won't work. -I can't even audition 113 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,245 -to be in the band? -No, I think a flute... 114 00:03:55,345 --> 00:03:56,479 A flute is the worst thing you can play 115 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,814 when somebody tells a joke. 116 00:03:57,914 --> 00:03:59,616 Okay, tell a joke right now. 117 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:00,884 -You tell a joke. You... -(sighs) 118 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:02,519 All right, I'll... Knock, knock. 119 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:04,087 -Who's there? -Amos. 120 00:04:04,154 --> 00:04:05,822 -Amos who? -A mosquito. 121 00:04:05,922 --> 00:04:07,190 (hums tune like flute) 122 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,192 -(laughter) -You're right. You're right. 123 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,927 All right, let's jump straight into today's headlines. 124 00:04:11,094 --> 00:04:13,496 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:13,597 --> 00:04:16,099 We kick things off with the ongoing investigation 126 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:19,569 into the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol building, 127 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:21,104 also known as the most successful 128 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,106 Facebook Meetup of all time. 129 00:04:23,173 --> 00:04:25,609 Right now, a congressional committee is trying 130 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:29,112 to determine if President Trump and his allies were involved 131 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,182 in the violent attempt to overturn the election. 132 00:04:32,282 --> 00:04:35,018 And one of the people they most want to hear from 133 00:04:35,118 --> 00:04:37,487 is Steve Bannon, former Trump advisor 134 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:40,891 and the only person who should maybe try horse de-wormer. 135 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:42,359 I mean, it couldn't hurt. 136 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:45,629 But like any innocent person, Trump has told all of his people 137 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:49,566 not to cooperate with law enforcement at all. 138 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,802 So Bannon defied a congressional subpoena to testify, 139 00:04:52,903 --> 00:04:55,572 and this morning he turned himself in, 140 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,574 arriving at an FBI office, 141 00:04:57,674 --> 00:05:00,944 looking like he'd already served ten years in prison. 142 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:02,946 But if all of this activity has Donald Trump worried, 143 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:04,414 he's not showing it. 144 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:08,285 In fact, when asked whether he had tried to pressure Mike Pence 145 00:05:08,385 --> 00:05:10,654 into overturning the election on January 6, 146 00:05:10,754 --> 00:05:13,123 well, Trump basically admitted it 147 00:05:13,223 --> 00:05:15,258 in the most Trumpy way possible. 148 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,160 NEWMAN: It had been reported back in January 149 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,696 by The New York Times that Trump even pressured Pence 150 00:05:19,796 --> 00:05:23,767 on the morning of January 6 with a crude phone call. 151 00:05:23,867 --> 00:05:26,102 When I interviewed Trump for Betrayal, 152 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,871 I asked him about that. 153 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:46,289 "I wouldn't dispute it"? Wow. Wow, Trump is gangsta. 154 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,425 Why would I dispute it? The guy's a total pussy. 155 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:49,659 Why would I dispute it? 156 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:51,161 You know what I love about Trump is that, 157 00:05:51,261 --> 00:05:53,597 even if he didn't say that, he's the type of guy 158 00:05:53,697 --> 00:05:56,566 who would pretend he said it just because it sounded cool. 159 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:59,402 Yeah, that's a good line. I totally said it. I said it. 160 00:05:59,502 --> 00:06:01,071 Patriot or pussy. I love it. 161 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,772 I also love how the reporter says, 162 00:06:02,872 --> 00:06:05,075 "Excuse my language, excuse my language, sir," 163 00:06:05,108 --> 00:06:06,743 as if Donald Trump is going to be offended. 164 00:06:06,843 --> 00:06:09,980 My man, it's Donald Trump. If anything, he'd be like, 165 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,982 "Pussy, my favorite topic. 166 00:06:12,082 --> 00:06:14,150 Thank you for bringing this up. Let's talk about it." 167 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,152 And by the way, can we... can we also acknowledge 168 00:06:16,253 --> 00:06:19,823 that "don't be a pussy" is the thing people only go to in life 169 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:21,892 when they don't have any other arguments. You know? 170 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:24,094 It's the last option when you have nothing real 171 00:06:24,127 --> 00:06:26,229 to convince someone with. 172 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:27,797 And yeah, it usually works, 173 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:29,332 because no one wants to be a pussy. 174 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,501 I mean, that's probably how cliff jumping started. 175 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,169 (echoing): I'm not a pussy! 176 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:34,671 But sometimes it's good to be a pussy. 177 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:37,941 Oftentimes history is made by pussies. 178 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,377 I mean, Gandhi, total pussy. 179 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:42,812 Yeah. Britain was like, 180 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:45,515 "Are you going to fight us or are you a pussy?" 181 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,584 And Gandhi said, "I am a pussy. 182 00:06:47,684 --> 00:06:50,220 "You must be the pussy you wish to see in the world. 183 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,355 That is what we need more of." 184 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:54,758 (laughs) You know what's messed up, man? 185 00:06:54,858 --> 00:06:57,928 I kind of, in a way I feel bad for Mike Pence, man. 186 00:06:58,028 --> 00:06:59,829 'Cause he was, like, living that Christian life 187 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:01,531 -and being all righteous. -He was. 188 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:03,266 And then, like, the last four or five years, 189 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:04,868 fumbled it, he going to hell. 190 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,070 -(laughing) -Like, you know how messed it is 191 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:08,772 to just do everything perfect, 192 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:10,240 and then just in the ninth inning, 193 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,908 "Oh, I'm going to Hell!" 194 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:13,944 Didn't do nothing wrong his whole life. 195 00:07:14,077 --> 00:07:17,380 He missed all his good jackoff years. 196 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,815 All the good jackoff years. 197 00:07:18,915 --> 00:07:22,519 Your jackoff years is from 14 to about 45, 46, 198 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,754 and he didn't do nothing, just a pure man. 199 00:07:24,854 --> 00:07:27,657 Then he started hanging with Trump, now you go to Hell. 200 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:29,726 Nothing to do with patriot or pussy. 201 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:31,294 Just messed up. 202 00:07:31,394 --> 00:07:33,930 I feel bad for Mike Pence, man. He gonna be all right. 203 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:35,665 All right, let's move on to our top story. 204 00:07:35,765 --> 00:07:39,402 Right now inflation is the one thing people hate 205 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,338 even more than Jake Gyllenhaal. 206 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:43,640 It seems like everything is more expensive these days. 207 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,442 Groceries are more expensive. 208 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,644 Cars are more expensive. 209 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:50,313 Ty Dolla Sign is now Ty Dolla Fifty. 210 00:07:50,413 --> 00:07:52,115 I can't afford that shit anymore. 211 00:07:52,148 --> 00:07:54,517 But there's one price that people notice 212 00:07:54,618 --> 00:07:58,355 more than anything, and that's the price of gas. 213 00:07:58,455 --> 00:07:59,923 More pain at the pump for drivers 214 00:08:00,056 --> 00:08:02,125 as we head into the busy holiday travel season. 215 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:05,662 Gas prices keep going only one direction: up. 216 00:08:05,762 --> 00:08:09,432 Gas prices rising over six percent over the last month, 217 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,402 up nearly 50% over the last year. 218 00:08:12,502 --> 00:08:15,272 Gas prices are at their highest levels in seven years. 219 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:17,974 According to AAA, we're looking at $3.42 a gallon 220 00:08:18,074 --> 00:08:19,509 on average right now. 221 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:22,078 NEWSMAN: Americans are spending $430 million more 222 00:08:22,112 --> 00:08:25,181 every day on gasoline than just one year ago today. 223 00:08:25,282 --> 00:08:27,984 Every time I fill up, it's close to, like, $80, $90. 224 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:31,121 It's, like, uh... do you want to eat steak 225 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:33,290 or do you want to fill up your tank? 226 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:35,091 Yeah. That's a tough choice. 227 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,593 Do you want to eat steak, 228 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:38,695 or do you want to pour gas in your car? 229 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:42,098 I mean, I do have to say, you don't have to choose. 230 00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:45,602 Yeah, you just fill up your car and then drive it into a cow. 231 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:47,604 Boom! Then you get both. 232 00:08:47,704 --> 00:08:50,707 No, but for real, though, this is a big problem. 233 00:08:50,807 --> 00:08:53,443 High gas prices affect so many aspect of life, 234 00:08:53,543 --> 00:08:56,112 like, from getting to work to childcare 235 00:08:56,179 --> 00:08:57,981 to, you know, all your friends who bike 236 00:08:58,114 --> 00:08:59,749 becoming even more smug about it. 237 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:00,917 But the question is 238 00:09:01,051 --> 00:09:03,620 why are gas prices going up so much? 239 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,356 Well, like everything in our life right now, 240 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:08,258 it has a lot to do with the pandemic. 241 00:09:08,358 --> 00:09:10,126 So, let's talk about why this is happening 242 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:12,796 and what Joe Biden can do about it 243 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:16,132 in another installment of Getting Back to Normal-ish. 244 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,268 ♪ ♪ 245 00:09:23,573 --> 00:09:27,310 Think back for a moment to spring of 2020. 246 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:30,080 Much of the world had ground to a halt, 247 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:32,082 which meant that people weren't driving. 248 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:35,118 They weren't visiting friends or going into the office 249 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:37,654 or hanging out of the passenger side 250 00:09:37,754 --> 00:09:40,624 of their best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. 251 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,225 If you left your home at all, 252 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:45,095 it was probably to take a sad walk around the block. 253 00:09:45,195 --> 00:09:48,098 I mean, at least until you heard someone cough down the street, 254 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:50,000 and then you ran your ass back inside. 255 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,835 Now, because of all of that, 256 00:09:51,935 --> 00:09:54,704 that meant that America's oil industry, 257 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:58,508 which had been producing more than any country in the world, 258 00:09:58,608 --> 00:09:59,876 basically shut down. 259 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:02,279 And even though society has ramped back up again, 260 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:05,282 the oil industry hasn't. 261 00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:07,183 NEWSMAN: Early in the pandemic, demand for gasoline 262 00:10:07,284 --> 00:10:10,687 dropped dramatically as workers were told to stay home. 263 00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:12,422 NEWSWOMAN: That immediately walloped 264 00:10:12,522 --> 00:10:15,725 the oil and gas industry like nothing ever in its history 265 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,227 has ever hit them before. 266 00:10:17,327 --> 00:10:19,596 At one point early on in the coronavirus crisis, 267 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:21,298 the price of a barrel of oil, 268 00:10:21,398 --> 00:10:24,434 it cost less than zero dollars. 269 00:10:24,534 --> 00:10:25,936 NEWSMAN 2: When prices dropped abruptly 270 00:10:26,036 --> 00:10:28,538 with the pandemic shutdown, U.S. shale producers 271 00:10:28,638 --> 00:10:31,174 dramatically slowed the drilling of new wells. 272 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:32,842 Rigs were taken out of service, 273 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:36,213 and oil production in the U.S. dropped off significantly. 274 00:10:36,313 --> 00:10:37,480 They shut down production. 275 00:10:37,581 --> 00:10:40,016 They laid off tens of thousands of workers 276 00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:43,019 to try and stay alive during the pandemic. 277 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,688 Just like everything else in our lives, 278 00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:48,291 the oil production has been impacted by COVID. 279 00:10:48,391 --> 00:10:52,128 It can't just flick a switch at a refinery and operations 280 00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:54,231 and have everything back to normal. 281 00:10:54,331 --> 00:10:56,700 Yeah. One of the reasons gas prices are so high 282 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,002 is because America is making less gas 283 00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,604 than it did before the pandemic. 284 00:11:00,704 --> 00:11:02,372 Because people may be driving again, 285 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:04,774 but that doesn't mean that it's easy for gas producers 286 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,978 to just instantly produce as much as they were before. 287 00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,280 You got to grow a whole new dinosaur 288 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,282 and smoosh it until the oil comes out. 289 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:13,850 That takes time. 290 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:17,120 And it makes sense that it's gonna take them time to adjust. 291 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,189 I mean, it's been hard for all of us, right? 292 00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:20,957 Every single one of us. It's been hard for us 293 00:11:21,124 --> 00:11:23,326 to get back to normal life after the pandemic. 294 00:11:23,426 --> 00:11:25,195 Do you remember the first time 295 00:11:25,295 --> 00:11:27,964 you had to make small talk at the office? 296 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:29,766 Nobody knew what we were doing. 297 00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:31,534 "Welcome to the elevator. 298 00:11:31,635 --> 00:11:33,870 Do you remember weather? Yeah?" 299 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,906 "I do. Not." 300 00:11:36,006 --> 00:11:37,641 -"My wife is leaving me." -(elevator bell chimes) 301 00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:40,443 "This is not my floor, but I'm getting out." 302 00:11:40,544 --> 00:11:42,312 Now, if America isn't making enough oil 303 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:44,748 to keep up with demand, then why doesn't it 304 00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,283 just buy more from the rest of the world? 305 00:11:46,383 --> 00:11:48,218 Well, it could, but it turns out 306 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:50,487 the people who control the oil in the rest of the world, 307 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:53,223 well, they just don't feel like sharing. 308 00:11:53,323 --> 00:11:55,058 Gas prices really not being driven up 309 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:56,526 by the demand on the horizon. 310 00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:58,595 It's really more about the supply. 311 00:11:58,695 --> 00:12:00,564 Oil-producing nations are actually constricting 312 00:12:00,664 --> 00:12:02,098 the supply a little bit 313 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:05,302 because they're trying to recoup their pandemic losses. 314 00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:06,670 There's a cartel that controls 315 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:08,171 the price of oil internationally, 316 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:10,173 and that cartel is called OPEC. 317 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:12,509 NEWSWOMAN: OPEC, the biggest oil-producing nations, 318 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,611 aren't increasing the amount of oil 319 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:16,813 they release into the global economy, 320 00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:19,216 so as demand rebounds in the U.S., 321 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:22,419 Americans are paying about $16 more 322 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:25,388 to fill up their tanks than a year ago. 323 00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:27,123 NEWSMAN: President Biden recently appealed 324 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,826 to OPEC and Russia to boost production 325 00:12:29,926 --> 00:12:32,128 but received a flat no. 326 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:35,865 Wow. They received a flat no. 327 00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,500 I mean, to be fair, 328 00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:40,937 every "no" coming out of a Russian is a flat no. 329 00:12:41,037 --> 00:12:42,906 Have you ever talked to a Russian person? 330 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:45,775 They're never afraid of a flat no. 331 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:49,145 "Hey, are you having a-a good day?" "No." 332 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:51,781 (chuckles) "Well, there's... there's always tomorrow, right?" 333 00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:53,049 "No." 334 00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:54,951 And, look, you can understand OPEC's position. 335 00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:57,954 I mean, how much longer is oil gonna be around? 336 00:12:58,054 --> 00:13:01,191 Right? They need to make money on this shit now 337 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,793 before we're all driving Elon Musk's cars 338 00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:06,096 that curse out Bernie Sanders when you honk the horn. 339 00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:08,131 And, by the way, you also know what this means, right? 340 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,933 You realize that this is the first time 341 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,936 America could openly go to war for oil. 342 00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:14,938 Because usually when America goes into the Middle East, 343 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:16,706 it's always like, "This isn't about oil. 344 00:13:16,806 --> 00:13:19,943 My son is going over there to fight for freedom." 345 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,879 But if prices go any higher, now Americans can just be like, 346 00:13:22,979 --> 00:13:25,215 "Kevin, you get your butt in that fighter jet 347 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,951 "because your dad is not paying six dollars a gallon! 348 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,686 That's my steak money!" 349 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,254 Now, the good news is 350 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:34,190 America is not going to war yet. 351 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,493 But asking OPEC nicely also didn't work. 352 00:13:36,593 --> 00:13:37,694 So the big question is, 353 00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:40,530 what can be done to lower gas prices? 354 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:43,934 Well, the bad news for President Biden is: not much. 355 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,770 The Biden administration is scrambling for solutions 356 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:49,940 to one of his biggest, biggest political liabilities, 357 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,841 soaring gas prices. 358 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,743 NEWSWOMAN: Like presidents who came before him, 359 00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,278 Joe Biden has few options 360 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:58,281 when it comes to combating high fuel prices. 361 00:13:58,381 --> 00:14:01,284 Nearly a dozen Senate Democrats are calling on Biden 362 00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:04,588 to consider all the tools available at your disposal, 363 00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:08,391 even the extreme step of banning American oil exports, 364 00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:11,094 which Goldman Sachs warned would be counterproductive 365 00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:13,096 and could actually raise prices. 366 00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:14,531 The president also considering 367 00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:17,200 tapping the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, 368 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,835 though industry experts have warned 369 00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:21,438 that would do little to alleviate the problem. 370 00:14:21,538 --> 00:14:23,406 NEWSMAN: If you ask the energy industry, they would say, 371 00:14:23,506 --> 00:14:25,942 "Well, the White House could cut environmental regulation, 372 00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:27,410 and maybe that would help." 373 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,379 And it could, maybe for next winter, 374 00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:30,580 but that would take some time. 375 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,183 President Biden does not have a magic wand 376 00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:35,185 to dramatically lower gas prices. 377 00:14:35,285 --> 00:14:38,121 And if he did, judging upon his sinking poll numbers, 378 00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:39,723 -he would use that magic wand. -Mm-hmm. 379 00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:41,391 I don't know about that. 380 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:44,261 I mean, I feel like even if Joe Biden did have a magic wand, 381 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,796 he'd still need to recite a spell. 382 00:14:46,897 --> 00:14:48,298 And based on what we've all seen, 383 00:14:48,398 --> 00:14:51,134 I do not have confidence that he'd be able to get it right. 384 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,370 "Uh, al-alakazam. Abra-abraca-- 385 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,638 "Abdul-Jabbar. 386 00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:55,972 "Uh, one-one of the great Negro-- 387 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,208 "You-you know the thing. You know the thing. 388 00:14:58,308 --> 00:14:59,509 Did it work?" 389 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,711 What's tough for Biden is that it doesn't matter 390 00:15:01,811 --> 00:15:02,946 what else he does. 391 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:05,882 If the price of gas stays high, that's that. 392 00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:07,684 He could sign all the infrastructure bills he wants. 393 00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:09,686 He could get everyone to agree on abortion. 394 00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,588 But all people care about is 395 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:14,724 how much is the black goo from the ground. 396 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,092 Higher than before? 397 00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:18,161 Then get the (bleep) out of here. 398 00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:20,864 So it's not exaggerating to say that his whole presidency, 399 00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:22,332 his entire presidency, 400 00:15:22,432 --> 00:15:26,937 could depend on whether gas prices stay up or go down. 401 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:28,271 And based on this new PSA 402 00:15:28,371 --> 00:15:29,773 the Biden administration just put out... 403 00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:32,108 (sucks air through teeth) they're willing to try anything. 404 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,343 ♪ ♪ 405 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:35,111 ANNOUNCER: All across this great nation, 406 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:37,881 Americans are feeling pain at the pump. 407 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,284 But help is on the way. 408 00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:45,288 We at the Biden administration know you want nothing more 409 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:48,391 than for gas prices to go back to where they were last year, 410 00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:50,393 which is why we're laser-focused 411 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:53,797 on the one method guaranteed to make that happen, 412 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,466 creating a new pandemic. 413 00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:57,734 As we speak, 414 00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,203 our world-class scientists are working hard 415 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:03,273 to develop the next big viral strain. 416 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:06,676 They're experimenting with expired wombat meat, 417 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,812 -iguana sneeze droplets -(sneezes) 418 00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:12,649 and whatever they can scrape off the New York City Subway. 419 00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:14,985 We're throwing all of it into a big ole blender 420 00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:17,387 and feeding it to a sick hippo. 421 00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:20,690 Trust me, if COVID-22 is out there somewhere, 422 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,092 we're gonna find it. 423 00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,394 We're not stopping until gas prices 424 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:26,863 are the least of your problems once again. 425 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:29,933 That's the Biden promise. 426 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,968 (sneezes) 427 00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:33,970 Guys, is this something? 428 00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:35,205 All right, when we come back, 429 00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:37,340 COVID is still filling up the ICUs. 430 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,809 But don't worry-- we've got a solution. 431 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,444 So don't go away. 432 00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:45,148 Today kicks off Infrastructure Week at the White House. 433 00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:47,484 It's Infrastructure Week for the White House, 434 00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:49,419 but that may have gotten lost in the shuffle 435 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,421 with President Trump rekindling controversy 436 00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:53,290 on the violence in Virginia yesterday. 437 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,692 This is at least the third time 438 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,427 they've tried to roll out Infrastructure Week. 439 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:58,762 NEWSWOMAN: He's there in Ohio 440 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,163 to give a speech about infrastructure. 441 00:17:00,263 --> 00:17:02,332 It is indeed Infrastructure Week this week, folks. 442 00:17:02,432 --> 00:17:03,733 You may not have known this, 443 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,803 but this is Infrastructure Week in America. 444 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,372 It is Infrastructure Week yet again. 445 00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:11,841 He's gonna meet with Nancy Pelosi apparently next week 446 00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:13,510 to talk about Infrastructure Week, 447 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,711 which may be coming back. 448 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:16,079 So this is supposed to be the Friday 449 00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:17,614 of-of Infrastructure Week. 450 00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,717 NEWSWOMAN 2: He is also not visiting the CDC headquarters. 451 00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:23,887 He is trying to make it Infrastructure Week once again. 452 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:25,222 MAN: Where is the infrastructure plan? 453 00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,190 Well, it's happening and it's going to happen 454 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,559 and we've done a lot of infrastructure. 455 00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:31,695 ♪ ♪ 456 00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,298 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 457 00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:38,234 The holidays are coming here in America, 458 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,635 which means two things-- 459 00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:42,371 turkeys are saying goodbye to their loved ones, 460 00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:45,474 and COVID cases might shoot up again. 461 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,276 Which would be bad news 462 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,712 because some parts of America are struggling 463 00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:52,748 to keep up with the 'rona right now. 464 00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:54,516 NEWSWOMAN: This morning, nearly half the country 465 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,885 seeing new COVID cases soaring. 466 00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:59,421 21 states reporting a surge in infections, 467 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:02,958 and rising hospitalizations in 17 states and territories. 468 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,395 Some rural communities with low vaccination rates 469 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:09,665 and limited resources, like Cañon City, Colorado, 470 00:18:09,765 --> 00:18:11,333 being hit especially hard. 471 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:14,737 93% of the state's ICU beds are currently full, 472 00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,139 the most they've seen in nearly a year. 473 00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:20,576 Yeah, Colorado's ICU beds are packed. 474 00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:24,780 And I mean Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory packed. 475 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,683 Which, by the way, what was happening in that movie? 476 00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:29,685 Like, I remember watching that as a kid, and I was... 477 00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:31,820 I was thinking like, "Why are all those old people 478 00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:33,656 in the same bed together all day?" 479 00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:34,957 Like, I get at night, if you're poor, 480 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,458 but then, like, the whole day? 481 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,027 I was like, "Are they banging each other? 482 00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:40,062 Is this what this movie's about?" 483 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,031 But anyway, the big worry is, 484 00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:45,801 what if your hospital has no ICU beds available, 485 00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:48,237 and you suddenly need emergency care? 486 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,706 Well, your life could be in danger, 487 00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:54,376 because too many people didn't want to get the vaccine. 488 00:18:54,476 --> 00:18:58,414 Luckily, Leo Deblin has a solution for you. 489 00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,949 Do you need an ICU bed? 490 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:01,483 But they're all filled up 491 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:03,719 because nobody in your state got the vax, 492 00:19:03,819 --> 00:19:06,455 and you need surgery, but the doctors say 493 00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:10,059 your appendix can't burst until the year 2023. 494 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,961 Mm, mm, mm. 495 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:17,933 Well, have no fear, because old Leo's bringing the ICU 2 U! 496 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,837 Introducing Leo Deblin's home ICU 2 U, 497 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,939 where I bring the hospital experience 498 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,275 right into your house. 499 00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:31,213 We got everything you'd expect from a normal ICU, 500 00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:34,116 like a mattress that you can shape into a "W," 501 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,218 "L" or triangle. 502 00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,820 He's gonna be fine. 503 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,790 Recuperate with one of these 20-inch TVs from 2004. 504 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,626 And we've got all the shows. 505 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,861 Judge Judy, Maury, 506 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:47,229 all them white dudes 507 00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:50,366 and a Korean soap opera with no subtitles. 508 00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:51,901 I'm not a doctor, 509 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,470 but I will come to your house every 15 minutes 510 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,072 to check your chart and just say something. 511 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,508 Looking good. 512 00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:01,644 Hmm. That's weird. 513 00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:05,814 Damn, how are you still alive? 514 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:07,950 We've got all types of IV bags: 515 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:11,654 glucose, cold brew and chicken noodle. 516 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,222 And if you get our deluxe package, 517 00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:15,424 we'll partner you with another ICU patient 518 00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:17,693 who's going through something far worse than you. 519 00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:19,061 (man screams) 520 00:20:19,161 --> 00:20:21,497 MAN: Oh, no! No! (screaming) 521 00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,200 And in your darkest hour, 522 00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:28,237 as you sit there in unimaginable pain, 523 00:20:28,337 --> 00:20:30,839 wishing that you'd had one more day 524 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,042 to tell Lisa that you love her, 525 00:20:33,142 --> 00:20:35,444 we'll send in an ice-cold insurance representative 526 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:37,947 to make sure you fill out hundreds of forms. 527 00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:39,949 Wake your ass up. You ain't in no coma. 528 00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:42,418 Come on, now, we got paperwork to do. 529 00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:45,955 So, avoid the COVID and let Leo Deblin 530 00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:47,823 bring the ICU to you. 531 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,291 It ain't but $85. 532 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:51,427 You can get that from your mama. 533 00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:53,929 ♪ Leo Deblin's ICU 2 U ♪ 534 00:20:54,029 --> 00:20:57,099 ♪ And Institute of Barbering ♪ 535 00:20:57,199 --> 00:20:59,802 ♪ Leo Deblin's ICU 2 U ♪ 536 00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:01,804 ♪ And Institute of Barbering. ♪ 537 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,540 Exit 120 by the fairgrounds. Next to Foot Locker. 538 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,076 Now, that's a deal. All right, when we come back, 539 00:21:07,176 --> 00:21:09,812 former Governor Chris Christie will be joining me 540 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:12,581 right here in the studio. You don't want to miss it. 541 00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:15,756 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 542 00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,925 My guest tonight is the former governor of New Jersey, 543 00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:19,192 Chris Christie. 544 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:20,761 He's here to discuss his new book 545 00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:22,963 and why he thinks the Republican Party 546 00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:24,464 needs to be rescued. 547 00:21:24,564 --> 00:21:26,199 Chris Christie, welcome to The Daily Show. 548 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,334 Trevor, happy to be back. 549 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,202 Um, before we start the interview, 550 00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:31,104 I want to know, what type of interview are we having? 551 00:21:31,204 --> 00:21:32,773 Are we having, like, a legit conversation, 552 00:21:32,873 --> 00:21:34,541 or are you gonna... are you gonna politician me? 553 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,076 -Oh. -I only ask you this 'cause you're the one person 554 00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:37,611 who will tell me the truth about whether you will or won't. 555 00:21:37,711 --> 00:21:39,146 -We'll go totally legit. -Okay. We'll do legit. 556 00:21:39,246 --> 00:21:40,914 -Like we did the last time. We'll go legit. -Let's do it. 557 00:21:41,014 --> 00:21:43,317 -Yeah. -Let's do it. Um, I love the title of your book. 558 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,052 Chris Christie. Republican Rescue: 559 00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:47,187 Saving the Party from Truth Deniers, 560 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:48,989 Conspiracy Theorists, 561 00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:50,757 and the Dangerous Policies of Joe Biden. 562 00:21:50,857 --> 00:21:52,926 It seems like the Republicans need to be rescued 563 00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:55,295 -from a lot of things. -Yeah. They do. 564 00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:58,098 And-and, look, the biggest thing we need to be rescued from 565 00:21:58,198 --> 00:21:59,766 or to is the truth. 566 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,368 You know, if we don't become 567 00:22:01,468 --> 00:22:02,970 the party of telling the truth again, 568 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:06,039 we got no hope for anybody to trust us to do anything. 569 00:22:06,139 --> 00:22:08,241 And when we get all these conspiracy theories 570 00:22:08,342 --> 00:22:10,577 and truth deniers, it's just not gonna work. 571 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,479 And, so, what I try to do in the book 572 00:22:12,579 --> 00:22:15,148 is to go through, like, QAnon 573 00:22:15,248 --> 00:22:18,552 and PizzaGate and birtherism 574 00:22:18,652 --> 00:22:22,189 and election stuff and say, "Here are the real facts. 575 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:25,359 "And I hope after you read them, you'll come to the conclusion 576 00:22:25,492 --> 00:22:27,194 "there's no truth to any of this stuff 577 00:22:27,294 --> 00:22:29,229 "and we need to focus on the important things 578 00:22:29,329 --> 00:22:30,764 that are going on in the country right now." 579 00:22:30,864 --> 00:22:32,132 But surely you realize 580 00:22:32,232 --> 00:22:36,270 you are up against a monumental, like, issue here 581 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,405 because a lot of the Republican Party 582 00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,873 believes many of these things. 583 00:22:39,973 --> 00:22:41,842 Yeah, well, that's what leadership's all about, right? 584 00:22:41,942 --> 00:22:44,044 I mean, i-in the end, if you want to try to lead-- 585 00:22:44,144 --> 00:22:45,512 which is what I'm trying to do, 586 00:22:45,545 --> 00:22:47,614 is to help to lead the party in another direction-- 587 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,750 then it's... it involves some risk. 588 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,051 Like, if it were easy, 589 00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:52,519 you wouldn't be at the front of the parade. 590 00:22:52,619 --> 00:22:54,021 You'd be in the middle of the parade. 591 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:57,624 Right? So, I'm taking a chance here, I guess, 592 00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,126 but, to me, it's a chance 593 00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:00,560 on the best thing to take a chance on, 594 00:23:00,661 --> 00:23:01,995 which is the truth. 595 00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:05,832 And you are not afraid of the-the Donald Trump element? 596 00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:07,601 -I'm... -I mean, because... 'cause you're not just... 597 00:23:07,701 --> 00:23:09,369 You're not just talking to Republican people here. 598 00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,138 You're talking to Republicans, 599 00:23:11,238 --> 00:23:12,973 but you know one of your audience members 600 00:23:13,073 --> 00:23:14,541 is Donald J. Trump, 601 00:23:14,641 --> 00:23:16,376 -who believes some of the things that are in this book. -Sure. 602 00:23:16,476 --> 00:23:19,346 Sure. And, look, I've known him for 20 years. 603 00:23:19,479 --> 00:23:20,681 -NOAH: Yeah. -CHRISTIE: Unlike most people 604 00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:22,349 who know him of recent vintage, 605 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:23,984 I've known him personally for 20 years. 606 00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:26,486 And no, like, I'm not afraid of telling him the truth. 607 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,088 I've never been afraid of telling him the truth. 608 00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:31,491 Um, all the time that I did things with him, 609 00:23:31,525 --> 00:23:32,993 uh, ran against him 610 00:23:33,093 --> 00:23:35,495 and then helped to advise him, prepare him for debates, 611 00:23:35,596 --> 00:23:37,030 I was the guy he always brought in 612 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,365 -to give him a hard time. -Uh-huh. 613 00:23:38,498 --> 00:23:41,001 And, so, the book follows in that pattern. 614 00:23:41,101 --> 00:23:43,670 So, let's talk about the relationship you have with Trump 615 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,505 and then the relationship that the Republican Party 616 00:23:45,606 --> 00:23:47,240 has with Donald Trump. 617 00:23:47,341 --> 00:23:50,410 For many years, it was the party, right? 618 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,379 Which is what many would argue good politics is. 619 00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:53,814 It's about the party, and it's about people 620 00:23:53,914 --> 00:23:54,948 who vote for the party. 621 00:23:55,048 --> 00:23:56,817 Now it has become about Trump. 622 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:58,218 People say, "I'm a Trumper. 623 00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:00,087 I vote for Donald Trump." 624 00:24:00,187 --> 00:24:02,656 The Republican Party comes second to that. 625 00:24:02,756 --> 00:24:04,591 That means one man can determine the vision 626 00:24:04,691 --> 00:24:06,994 and the mission that doesn't necessarily coincide 627 00:24:07,094 --> 00:24:09,663 with conservativism, whatever that may be in this day and age. 628 00:24:09,763 --> 00:24:11,965 So when-when you... 629 00:24:12,065 --> 00:24:13,967 You have a relationship with Donald Trump, right? 630 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,369 You guys talk. You haven't talked in a while now, 631 00:24:15,469 --> 00:24:16,570 -from what I understand. -Mm-hmm. True. 632 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:18,071 But-but you guys... but you guys talk. 633 00:24:18,171 --> 00:24:21,074 Do you see a world where, A: he doesn't... 634 00:24:21,174 --> 00:24:23,210 doesn't run for president, and then B: 635 00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:25,379 a world where you can convince him 636 00:24:25,479 --> 00:24:27,180 to not make the next election about this? 637 00:24:27,281 --> 00:24:28,582 'Cause you know he's going to do that. 638 00:24:28,682 --> 00:24:31,151 Well, look, I think a few things. First off, 639 00:24:31,251 --> 00:24:33,520 there's a really interesting new poll today out of Iowa. 640 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:36,123 Uh, Iowa Republicans being polled 641 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:37,524 -by The Des Moines Register. -Mm-hmm. 642 00:24:37,624 --> 00:24:39,026 And they're-they're amongst 643 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:41,094 the most conservative Republicans in America. 644 00:24:41,194 --> 00:24:43,830 Um, they asked, "Where is your loyalty the most? 645 00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:45,832 -To the Republican Party, or to Donald Trump?" -Yeah. 646 00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:48,835 -62% said the Republican Party. -Wow. 647 00:24:48,936 --> 00:24:50,837 26% said Donald Trump, in Iowa. 648 00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:53,073 So I think things are changing, Trevor. 649 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:55,309 I think as he's no longer on Twitter... 650 00:24:55,409 --> 00:24:57,577 He's only been out of office for less than ten months. 651 00:24:57,678 --> 00:24:59,546 -Mm-hmm. -And he dominated all the political oxygen 652 00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:02,082 -in this country for five years. -Right. 653 00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:04,418 Right? So, we're an instant gratification society. 654 00:25:04,518 --> 00:25:06,153 People expect things, you know, to happen like that. 655 00:25:06,253 --> 00:25:07,621 -They don't sometimes. -Mm-hmm. 656 00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:10,190 And so, as the emotion drains out of this 657 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,894 and you leave the facts, I think people are going to say 658 00:25:13,994 --> 00:25:17,898 a Republican Party that's built on many foundations... 659 00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:19,099 -Mm-hmm. -...is much more valuable 660 00:25:19,199 --> 00:25:20,667 than one that's built on one. 661 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:21,935 And by the way, the president... 662 00:25:22,035 --> 00:25:23,604 the former president can be part of that 663 00:25:23,704 --> 00:25:25,539 if he wants to start talking about tomorrow 664 00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,808 and stop talking about yesterday. 665 00:25:27,908 --> 00:25:30,010 So, that's what we should be thinking about is, 666 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,012 how do we get to the next step? 667 00:25:32,112 --> 00:25:35,349 And I think that that Iowa poll starts to tell us. 668 00:25:35,482 --> 00:25:36,783 It's not there yet. 669 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,986 But starts to tell us that people are starting to... 670 00:25:39,086 --> 00:25:40,387 Like, the emotions ran out and say, 671 00:25:40,487 --> 00:25:43,257 "All right, so what are our options?" 672 00:25:43,357 --> 00:25:44,591 Is this book your way 673 00:25:44,691 --> 00:25:46,326 of putting yourself forward as an option? 674 00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:47,728 Is this... is this you planting the seeds 675 00:25:47,828 --> 00:25:49,529 for you running in the next election? 676 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:51,898 No, this is me planting the seeds 677 00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:53,300 for... somebody. 678 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,369 'Cause lots of people whisper this stuff to me. 679 00:25:55,502 --> 00:25:58,038 -Uh-huh. -Someone has to say it out loud. 680 00:25:58,138 --> 00:26:00,140 Someone's got to be willing to come forward and say, 681 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,942 -"Here are the... here's the truth." -Uh-huh. 682 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:03,510 "And here's the path forward." 683 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:05,679 -It doesn't mean I won't run in '24. -Okay. Okay. 684 00:26:05,779 --> 00:26:08,215 But, you know, I'll... I certainly will think about it. 685 00:26:08,315 --> 00:26:10,884 -Would you... would you run if Trump runs? -Sure. 686 00:26:10,984 --> 00:26:12,686 -Oh. So, you'll run against Donald Trump? -Sure. 687 00:26:12,786 --> 00:26:15,022 Where's a camera? Put this camera on Chris Christie's face. 688 00:26:15,122 --> 00:26:16,823 -You'll run against Donald Trump? -Yes. 689 00:26:16,924 --> 00:26:18,458 Okay. We'll... We're gonna keep that tape. 690 00:26:18,525 --> 00:26:21,228 -Keep that baby. And then let me tell you why... -(laughs) 691 00:26:21,328 --> 00:26:22,763 You don't feel pressure to not run against him? 692 00:26:22,863 --> 00:26:24,731 -No. -'Cause, I mean, we've heard many Republicans say, 693 00:26:24,831 --> 00:26:26,566 "I would run. If Donald Trump doesn't run, I'd run." 694 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:27,935 The only one I... who I know 695 00:26:28,035 --> 00:26:29,836 openly hasn't said this is Ron DeSantis. 696 00:26:29,937 --> 00:26:31,605 And it seems interesting there where he's going like, 697 00:26:31,705 --> 00:26:33,173 "I'm not saying anything." 698 00:26:33,273 --> 00:26:35,242 And people believe that he could be a major contender. 699 00:26:35,342 --> 00:26:37,878 So you're not... You would run against Donald Trump? 700 00:26:37,978 --> 00:26:39,613 I would if I decide I want to run for president. 701 00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:41,281 And listen, I think anybody, Trevor... 702 00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:43,250 If you believe that you're the best person 703 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,751 -to be president of the United States... -Mm-hmm. 704 00:26:44,851 --> 00:26:47,154 -...why does it matter who else runs? Right? -Okay. 705 00:26:47,254 --> 00:26:49,356 To me, it's almost disqualifying to say, 706 00:26:49,489 --> 00:26:50,924 "I'll defer to somebody else." 707 00:26:51,024 --> 00:26:53,026 Let's say Trump runs again, 708 00:26:53,126 --> 00:26:54,728 and let's say he wins the nomination. 709 00:26:54,828 --> 00:26:56,697 Are you going to support him when he goes to be president? 710 00:26:56,797 --> 00:26:59,566 Look, if he doesn't stop talking about this election 711 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,802 -as being stolen... -Uh-huh. 712 00:27:01,902 --> 00:27:05,906 ...then I can't support anybody who winds up saying 713 00:27:06,006 --> 00:27:07,541 that our democracy didn't work. 714 00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:09,776 So apart from that, you would support him, then? 715 00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:11,678 No, I'm not going to get into every issue. 716 00:27:11,778 --> 00:27:13,480 -There's some things I would agree on. -Okay. 717 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:14,982 Some things I wouldn't, but, to me, 718 00:27:15,082 --> 00:27:18,652 this continued obsession, wrongly, 719 00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:21,688 in an untrue way, that the election was stolen 720 00:27:21,788 --> 00:27:23,824 is just... is just something that... 721 00:27:23,924 --> 00:27:25,492 Well, it's fundamentally eroding the country, right? 722 00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:27,494 I can't be supportive. 723 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:29,129 Unless there's something you can prove in court 724 00:27:29,229 --> 00:27:33,066 that went wrong, and he tried and he couldn't, 60-plus times. 725 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:34,268 -Right. -Right? 726 00:27:34,368 --> 00:27:37,037 Then you've got to be a grown-up about it 727 00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:39,072 and say the other guy won. 728 00:27:39,172 --> 00:27:41,742 Like, look, Al Gore in 2000 fought it hard, 729 00:27:41,842 --> 00:27:44,511 all the way to the United States Supreme Court, but when he lost, 730 00:27:44,611 --> 00:27:46,947 he looked in the camera and he said, 731 00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:50,150 "George W. Bush is the president and I'm conceding." 732 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,685 It's the peaceful transition of power 733 00:27:51,785 --> 00:27:53,887 that has defined America's democracy for that long. 734 00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:56,590 And that's what he didn't do, what Donald Trump didn't do. 735 00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:59,359 -Yeah. -And that's why I got so angry about it. 736 00:27:59,493 --> 00:28:01,261 The last part of this book is what I find interesting. 737 00:28:01,361 --> 00:28:02,763 "Saving the Republican Party, 738 00:28:02,863 --> 00:28:05,165 also, from the dangerous policies of Joe Biden." 739 00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:07,034 -Right. -Now, you argue in the book 740 00:28:07,134 --> 00:28:11,571 that the problem with Joe Biden is that he ran as a unifier, 741 00:28:11,672 --> 00:28:13,774 and you say that he hasn't done that. 742 00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:15,475 -What do you mean by that? -Well, what I mean is 743 00:28:15,575 --> 00:28:16,910 that he ran not only as a unifier 744 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:18,111 but as a moderate, right? 745 00:28:18,211 --> 00:28:19,947 Remember, he was the guy in the primaries 746 00:28:20,047 --> 00:28:22,316 that Kamala Harris and Cory Booker 747 00:28:22,449 --> 00:28:25,152 and Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren were all saying 748 00:28:25,252 --> 00:28:27,554 -wasn't liberal enough. He was too moderate. -Right. Mm-hmm. 749 00:28:27,654 --> 00:28:29,556 Now, all of a sudden, his policies are way left. 750 00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:31,358 Well, but is it all of a sudden though? 751 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,726 -Yeah. -If you remember, he did say at some point, 752 00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:34,461 "If I win, we are going to put forward 753 00:28:34,494 --> 00:28:35,896 "some of the most progressive policies 754 00:28:35,996 --> 00:28:37,531 -this country's ever seen." He did say that. -(stammers) 755 00:28:37,631 --> 00:28:39,199 But-but he didn't campaign-- 756 00:28:39,299 --> 00:28:40,834 The theme of his campaign was not that. 757 00:28:40,934 --> 00:28:42,569 He was gonna bring the country back together. 758 00:28:42,669 --> 00:28:45,672 You can't unify the country by going way left or way right, 759 00:28:45,772 --> 00:28:48,175 because most of the country is not way left or way right. 760 00:28:48,275 --> 00:28:49,343 But what we can't deny 761 00:28:49,476 --> 00:28:51,345 is that a guy who was elected president 762 00:28:51,478 --> 00:28:53,347 -with over 300 electoral votes... -Yeah. 763 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,482 ...just, you know, a year ago 764 00:28:55,549 --> 00:28:57,818 is now in a situation where his approval ratings 765 00:28:57,918 --> 00:28:59,319 -are in the low 40s... -Mm-hmm. 766 00:28:59,486 --> 00:29:01,722 ...upside down 12 or 15 points, depending on the polls, 767 00:29:01,822 --> 00:29:04,224 and it doesn't seem to be getting better anytime soon. 768 00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:05,492 And the real question is, 769 00:29:05,592 --> 00:29:07,728 Joe Biden at 78 years old, 770 00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:09,596 does he have the political skills any longer 771 00:29:09,696 --> 00:29:11,131 -to dig out of that hole? -Mm-hmm. 772 00:29:11,231 --> 00:29:12,866 And I think that's what we're gonna have to wait and see. 773 00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:14,935 I don't know. I'm skeptical about it. 774 00:29:15,035 --> 00:29:16,937 And I think he'd have been much better off 775 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:18,805 he had been the Joe Biden that he had been 776 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:20,240 all the years he was in the Senate 777 00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,242 and tried to bring the country together that way 778 00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:23,810 rather than try to be FDR. 779 00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:26,013 Do you think there was a Senate to bring together though? 780 00:29:26,113 --> 00:29:27,447 'Cause this is the thing. This is the issue I have, 781 00:29:27,514 --> 00:29:29,016 -just as a-- as an observer of this thing. -Yeah. 782 00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:31,151 Mitch McConnell would always say, like, "Well, we got to do 783 00:29:31,251 --> 00:29:33,020 -this thing together. We got to do it together." -(laughs) 784 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,922 And then what happens when the time comes? 785 00:29:35,022 --> 00:29:36,223 He-he blocks people. 786 00:29:36,323 --> 00:29:37,991 He-- Like, Mitch is-is a genius 787 00:29:38,091 --> 00:29:39,660 -when it comes to knowing how to, you know... -He is. 788 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,228 ...f-figure things out. 789 00:29:41,328 --> 00:29:43,630 So was there a Senate to bring together? 790 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:45,165 -Here's why I think... -Like-- And I'll tell you-- 791 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:46,233 -I'll add on to this. -Okay. 792 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,601 Look at the Republicans now 793 00:29:47,701 --> 00:29:50,137 who voted for the infrastructure bill. 794 00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:52,172 Thir-- Those 13 Republicans who stepped in and said, 795 00:29:52,272 --> 00:29:54,374 "This is a bipartisan thing we agreed upon." 796 00:29:54,474 --> 00:29:56,476 And now Trump has come out against them, 797 00:29:56,510 --> 00:29:57,878 multiple Republicans have come-- 798 00:29:57,978 --> 00:29:59,313 they said they betrayed the party, but they're going, 799 00:29:59,479 --> 00:30:01,682 "No, it was bipartisan, and that's how it got here." 800 00:30:01,782 --> 00:30:03,483 Well, let me tell you the opposite side of that, 801 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,218 why I think there is bipartisanship available 802 00:30:05,319 --> 00:30:06,620 and the center available. 803 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,522 Because in the Senate, you didn't see that happen. 804 00:30:08,622 --> 00:30:10,924 19 Republicans voted for that bill in the Senate, 805 00:30:11,024 --> 00:30:12,526 -including Mitch McConnell. -Right. 806 00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:15,195 Mitch McConnell voted for that bill. 807 00:30:15,295 --> 00:30:17,197 And so I think there is a Senate that's available 808 00:30:17,297 --> 00:30:18,432 to be brought together. 809 00:30:18,465 --> 00:30:21,201 Um, and-and-- Look, not on everything, 810 00:30:21,301 --> 00:30:22,936 -but on this there was. -Right. 811 00:30:23,036 --> 00:30:24,638 -Okay. -And what's going on in the House, I think, 812 00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,207 is much more a-a symptom 813 00:30:27,307 --> 00:30:29,142 of the gerrymandering that we have. 814 00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:31,445 -Mm. -Right? The Senate, there's two for everybody. 815 00:30:31,545 --> 00:30:34,014 In the House, you've got these gerrymandered districts 816 00:30:34,114 --> 00:30:35,949 where some of these people are in far right districts 817 00:30:36,049 --> 00:30:37,451 or far left districts. 818 00:30:37,551 --> 00:30:39,219 All they're ever worried about is the primary, Trevor. 819 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:40,787 They're never worried about the general election. 820 00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:43,190 And so they go running in the other direction. 821 00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:44,625 Both-both parties. 822 00:30:44,725 --> 00:30:47,461 We need to stop this gerrymandering in the country 823 00:30:47,494 --> 00:30:49,162 so that there's more competitive districts 824 00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:51,331 so that people care more about getting things done 825 00:30:51,465 --> 00:30:53,734 than they care about just pleasing, you know, 826 00:30:53,834 --> 00:30:55,469 any one particular constituency. 827 00:30:55,502 --> 00:30:56,970 I definitely agree with you on that. 828 00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:59,106 Um, thank you for the time. Thank you for joining me again. 829 00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:01,375 -Thank you for having me. -Congratulations on the book. 830 00:31:01,475 --> 00:31:03,310 I'm excited. I hope you run for two reasons. 831 00:31:03,477 --> 00:31:06,246 One, because, uh, you make things interesting. 832 00:31:06,346 --> 00:31:08,815 And, two, because you're one of the few people who, 833 00:31:08,915 --> 00:31:10,884 on that stage, is probably gonna say something real 834 00:31:10,984 --> 00:31:12,486 to Donald Trump. So I really hope you do run. 835 00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:14,087 Well, thank you. And, listen-- And you know 836 00:31:14,187 --> 00:31:16,356 I'll provide plenty of fodder for you 837 00:31:16,456 --> 00:31:18,525 on your program. So we're trying to help. 838 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,661 You'll be on a beach one day, and I'll be there to see it. 839 00:31:20,761 --> 00:31:22,029 -Thank you so much for being on the show. -Thanks, Trevor. 840 00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:23,030 -Appreciate you. -Great to see you. 841 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:24,364 Governor Chris Christie's book, 842 00:31:24,464 --> 00:31:26,199 Republican Rescue, is available right now. 843 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,367 We're gonna take a quick break, 844 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:29,136 but we'll be right back after this. 845 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:32,415 Well, that's our show for tonight. But, before we go, 846 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,650 Native American families 847 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:36,853 suffer from food insecurity and hunger daily. 848 00:31:36,953 --> 00:31:39,189 But the Native American Heritage Association, 849 00:31:39,289 --> 00:31:40,924 with the help of generous donors, 850 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,826 is committed to fighting hunger 851 00:31:42,926 --> 00:31:46,596 with emergency food supplies and basic life necessities. 852 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:47,864 So, if you can, 853 00:31:47,964 --> 00:31:49,599 please donate at the link below 854 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,002 to help Native American families stay warm, 855 00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:55,505 safe, healthy and fed this Thanksgiving. 856 00:31:55,605 --> 00:31:58,041 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 857 00:31:58,141 --> 00:32:00,710 get your vaccine and, remember, 858 00:32:00,810 --> 00:32:03,179 don't just be one of those people complaining 859 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,115 about the oil supply-- 860 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:06,650 grab a shovel 861 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,451 and be part of the solution. 862 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,754 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 863 00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:12,222 That's right, I said it. 864 00:32:12,322 --> 00:32:14,224 The shizzle is rizzle now 865 00:32:14,324 --> 00:32:16,993 when it comes to messing with Congress' subpoenas. 866 00:32:17,093 --> 00:32:19,062 The shizzle is "for rizzle." 867 00:32:19,162 --> 00:32:20,664 This is the second time I've had to correct you today, 868 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,399 -but that's okay. It's not a big deal. -Wait, what did I-- 869 00:32:22,499 --> 00:32:23,934 What did you just say that I said differently? 870 00:32:24,034 --> 00:32:25,001 You said "rizzle." 871 00:32:25,101 --> 00:32:26,169 And what'd you say? 872 00:32:26,269 --> 00:32:27,337 "For rizzle."