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By the way, do you guys, uh...
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Does anybody here
celebrate Sexiest Man Alive?
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(crew chuckles)
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Nobody? Oh.
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Okay, well, anyway, um,
they just announced
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that Paul Rudd
is the Sexiest Man Alive.
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-Yes, Paul Rudd.
-(whoops)
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I-I mean, yeah,
I don't blame them.
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The guy doesn't age.
He doesn't...
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And I've got... I've got nothing
against them choosing him,
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but at the same time,
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does People magazine
not know Timothée Chalamet?
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Like, how can anybody
win anything of sexiness
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when Timothée Chalamet
exists as a human being?
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Also,
why does it change so of...
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Wasn't it just Idris Elba?
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Here-Here's my thing
about Sexiest Man Alive
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is that, like,
why does it only last one year?
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What is happening to these men
during this time?
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(crew laughs)
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There's something
we need to worry about.
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Like, you are only the Sexiest
Man Alive for one year,
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and it only lasts for 12 months.
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There's something weird
about that, guys.
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Like, I would feel more... Like,
I would trust the brand more
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if they were like,
"You're the Sexiest Man Alive."
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And then it lasts for a while.
They're like, "You still got it.
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"You still got it. Whoa,
a few burgers there, buddy.
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"Oh, haven't been sleeping.
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Oh, it's slipping.
All right, you're out."
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Then I would trust it more.
You know?
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And, also,
why is it always a celebrity?
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Can I ask you
that question? Huh?
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You don't think it's suspicious
that the Sexiest Man Alive
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is always a celebrity?
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'Cause you guys haven't seen
my neighbor Bob.
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There's one handsome devil.
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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from the heart of Times Square
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in New York City,
the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, best inflation ever,
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honoring
America's fakest heroes,
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and Bad Bunny.
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This is
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Joining me for today's headlines
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is our very own Roy Wood Jr.
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-How you doing, Roy?
-What's up, man? How you been?
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-I'm good, man. I'm really good.
Nice to see you again. -Yeah.
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I'm okay, man.
I got on my sweater.
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Okay. You said that
like a threat.
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No, I'm just... You know,
sometimes I feel like a sweater.
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-I don't always do suits.
-All right.
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Well, okay.
I also wear sweaters sometimes.
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Well, yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
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I'm trying to be like you.
That's what I was saying.
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We're wear...
We're both wearing sw...
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Man, do your news.
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-Well, it's good to have you,
Roy. -I'm happy to be here.
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I can tell.
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All right, let's kick things off
with today's headlines.
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♪ ♪
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Our first story is about money.
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It's the world's number one
favorite thing to embezzle.
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And as of now,
you need a lot more of it
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to buy all the stuff you need.
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The government
just released brand-new numbers
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on inflation from October.
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They're big.
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America's prices surging
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more than they have in 30 years,
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and there doesn't seem to be
an end in sight.
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And unfortunately, the numbers
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are all moving
in the wrong direction.
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Consumer prices were up by 6.2%
in October from the year before.
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Now, let me walk you through
some of the individual items.
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Look at computers
and smart home assistants,
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up more than eight percent.
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Televisions up
more than ten percent.
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Washers and dryers,
up nearly 15%.
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NEWSWOMAN:
We're paying more for energy.
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We're paying more
to heat our homes.
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We're paying more
for our housing.
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We're...
When we go to the grocery store,
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we're paying more for beef
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and for eggs, for food.
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Uh, used cars, new cars.
Trucks, as well.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: The president
taking a harder line,
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saying in a statement...
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(reading):
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Yeah, guys, inflation
is becoming a real problem.
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I went to a gas station today,
and for a gallon of regular,
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it just said "kill yourself."
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Now, some critics are saying
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that America's
inflation problems
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are President Biden's fault.
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But here's the only issue
with that argument:
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almost every country
in the world
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is dealing with this issue.
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Which means
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President Biden is actually
screwing up the entire world.
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But whether his policies
have contributed to inflation
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or it was always going to happen
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when society emerged
from the pandemic,
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this is a big danger
to Biden politically,
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because inflation
is one of the economic concepts
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that normal people
actually care about.
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Like, let's be honest.
The debt ceiling,
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the Federal Reserve,
derivatives...
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That's all just shit
we pretend to understand.
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"Oh, yeah, the debt ceiling,
the debt ceiling."
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But when you hear
inflation is rising,
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you know it means you're
about to be a broke bitch.
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The only good part of inflation
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is that I-I was always jealous
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of those old guys
who would be like,
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"Back in my day, you could buy
a house with a dollar."
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It looks like now,
if inflation gets bad enough,
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we'll get to be those old guys.
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"Oh, yeah? Back in my day,
a million dollars could buy
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a whole lot more
than just a haircut."
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But look, yes, material goods
are increasing in price.
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and that is why,
people, it's important
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to value the things
that are always free,
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like spending time
with your family
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or robbing people.
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You know? The important things
in life, Roy.
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The thing with inflation,
though, man...
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Like, honestly,
I think that's why,
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like, people appreciate
hand-me-downs.
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Like, that's-that's where
I came from,
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was a hand-me-down culture.
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So, you know, I ain't
really worried about shit
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going up in price,
'cause I always knew
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that I was gonna get
my older brother's shit.
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-That's how we lived. -I got--
Yo, my older brother right now--
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I got a older brother, Arthur--
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he got a Dan Marino jersey--
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Chalk Line, throwback,
Mitchell & Ness--
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and I'm-a get that bitch
sooner or later.
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Oh, wow. I thought you
were gonna tell me that you...
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-Well, good for you, Roy.
-No, I'm still--
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I'm still waiting on it though,
man.
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I'm still waiting on it.
I'm-a get that damn jersey, man.
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-Hey, man...
-(stammers)
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Also, the-the other issue
is that, like,
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honestly, like,
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$20 don't do what it used to do.
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So I will give inflation that.
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I'm not really panicked
about inflation,
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but I will admit that $20
don't do what it used to do.
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'Cause I remember, back in '93,
your mama could drop you off
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at the mall with $20, you could
live at the mall three days.
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(laughs)
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And you'd come back to the house
with six dollars' change.
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Like, that was a good time.
$20, you could get
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a Bell Biv DeVoe ticket,
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you could get
a Flintstone push-up,
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you could get you
two pairs of Jordans,
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you could get you
a Muggsy Bogues T-shirt
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and still have money
to go see Boyz n the Hood
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at the Midfield 6 Cinema
right there in Birmingham.
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-You got a fantastic memory.
-Oh, yeah.
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(chuckles)
All right, well, let's move on
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to another big story rippling
through Washington.
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The relationship between
Democrats and Republicans
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in Congress isn't
in a great place right now.
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We all know this. Right?
Which I guess is what happens
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when one side nearly gets the
other side killed by a Viking.
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But now a Republican from
Arizona has sent out a tweet,
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and something tells me it's
not gonna make things better.
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NEWSMAN: Republican Congressman
Paul Gosar of Arizona
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under fire for posting
a photoshopped anime video
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depicting him attacking
and killing
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Democratic Congresswoman
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
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The video also depicts
Gosar's character
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attacking President Biden.
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NEWSMAN 2: House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi is calling
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for the House Ethics Committee
and law enforcement
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to investigate the video.
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NEWSMAN 3:
Gosar says, in part...
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I mean,
get the (bleep) out of here.
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It's "symbolic"?
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"You see, when I put AOC's head
on the cartoon,
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"that represents AOC.
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It's got layers."
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Just admit you posted the thing
for a laugh.
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'Cause, look,
I'll be honest with you guys--
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I know we're all supposed
to put on our concerned faces
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and wag our finger at him
for threatening violence.
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But I-I don't know about you--
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it is hard to watch that cartoon
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and see it as a real threat.
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I mean, forget flying.
Look at this dude.
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Does he look like he could
pick up two swords at once?
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It's clearly a fantasy.
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On the other hand though,
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it's harder to believe
that Gosar "didn't intend"
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a targeted attack
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when he supported
a targeted attack on January 6.
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Like, here's the thing--
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you can do memes
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or you can plot an insurrection.
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You can't do both.
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You got to pick.
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And I know it's just a cartoon,
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but let's not pretend
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that cartoons
can't also influence people.
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'Cause the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles,
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they made it sound really cool
to live in a sewer.
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But let me tell you, the pizza
you find down there is terrible.
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It's not as bad as Papa John's,
but, still,
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you don't want to eat it.
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The bigger issue
with that story, bro,
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is that that dude is a dentist.
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I don't want my dentist
making videos.
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Go learn some teeth shit
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and make sure
that my mouth straight.
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That's why these politicians
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need to just start fighting,
man.
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Like, I was watching
a hockey match.
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They just start fighting
at the beg--
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Like, there's days in hockey
where they just go,
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"You know we fighting today."
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-Yeah, and then they fight.
-"There will be no hockey
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until we fight."
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And then they fight,
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and then they get on
with their business.
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And that's what they need to do.
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They need to square it, man.
I'm-a be with you in a second.
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I'm trying to order these
last couple bits of groceries.
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Prices starting to go up.
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Wait, what-what do you mean?
'Cause of inflation?
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I guess so.
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It wasn't as cheap
as it was this morning.
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I guess, like,
When you think about it,
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I guess the gas prices
do have a way of, like,
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kind of trickling down
a little bit.
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-'Cause, like,
if-if gas goes up... -Yeah.
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...then the truck that delivers
the goods needs more gas.
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-Uh-huh. -So the goods
on the truck cost more.
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Which means that everything
on the truck costs more.
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So that's food
and that's, like--
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It's-it's no different
with the shutdown,
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with the--
with the toilet tissue.
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Everybody was buying
all the toilet tissue.
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So that's the same thing
that's probably gonna hap--
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Matter of fact, man,
let me go and order
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some paper towels, too,
'cause that's gonna be next.
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Oh, yeah. Well, good luck
with that. I don't think
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it's gonna be, like,
a big deal, you know?
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I mean, I-I hope you're right.
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-I-I-- Don't-don't stress.
-I-I hope you're right.
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-Order-order a few,
but you'll-you'll see. -Okay.
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-They might go up,
but it's not that bad. -Okay.
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Now, uh, Congressman Gosar isn't
the only person in the news
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who might be regretting what
they posted on social media,
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because there's another story
out of Instagram
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that people are talking about,
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and it has to do
with pet photos.
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All right, we all know
that people love posting photos
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of their pets to Instagram.
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It's a great way
to tell the world,
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"You know how there are millions
of identical corgis out there?
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-Well, I own one of them!"
-(dog barks)
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But one account on Instagram
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recently gave people
even more reasons
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to post their pet photos,
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and it did not end well.
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What started
as a social media promise
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from a business just spins
out of control.
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A social media campaign
that was launched
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a little bit over a week ago,
an Instagram appeal
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that basically called on people
to post a picture of their pet,
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and if they did so, well, a tree
would supposedly be planted.
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Now, many did answer the call,
as you say,
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more than four million people
posting a pet
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in the last seven or eight days.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: The creator
of the post admitted
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to deleting it
after ten minutes
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because
he did not have the resources
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to plant that many trees.
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Ah, man. I actually feel bad
for this guy.
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I mean, we've all been
in a position
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where you try
to do something nice,
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and then,
you overextend yourself.
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You know? He was like,
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"Hey, everybody post pet photos,
I'll plant a tree."
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Four million people?! Shit.
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I've been in that situation,
you know?
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Like, you agree to be godparents
to your friends' kids,
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but now, if your friends die,
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all of a sudden,
you've got to raise them?
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I mean, I thought
"godparent" just meant, like,
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sending them toys
on their birthday. (scoffs)
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Anyway, if anyone wants
some kids, hit me up.
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Honestly, if I was this dude,
I would have just lied.
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Yeah. I would have just said
I planted the trees.
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Who's gonna know?
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Someone calls you out on it,
you can just point
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to any tree
and be like, "That one."
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What are they gonna do,
check its birth certificate?
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Yeah, I planted that tree.
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Yeah, I know it looks old.
It's an old tree.
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You know what old trees are?
It's old trees.
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They come like that.
They're grown.
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And you know what this guy's
real mistake was,
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was asking for pet pictures.
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People are gonna do that anyway.
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People post pet pictures
all the time. It's too easy.
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If you want to get people
engaged, but make them work,
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you got to ask them for a thing
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that only a few people
would respond with.
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Like, you should say,
"We'll plant a tree
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for every nude pic you send
of your grandparents."
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Yeah. You make 'em earn
that tree.
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Get, like, five people tops.
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One grandmother
sending them herself.
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I don't have any grandkids,
but I want that tree planted.
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Although, should we really
be planting more trees?
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I mean, with the state
of climate change right now,
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all you're really doing
is giving wildfires
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an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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In my opinion, we should be
starving these fires.
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That's why I'm launching
a new campaign of my own.
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For every brunch photo
you post on Instagram,
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I will destroy one tree!
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This one's for you,
Mother Earth.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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What, you think it's the
wrong...? It was a joke.
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I'm not gonna actually,
like, not...
333
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No, no, no, no, no.
Out of stock.
334
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-Out of stock. Out of stock.
-Roy, what's going on?
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-Roy?
-It's happening, dawg.
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-What's happening?
-It's happening.
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(bleep) You just...
It's happening!
338
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What is happening?
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Bro, you just read the story!
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-There's no more trees.
-No, the guy...
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If there's no more trees,
342
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then there's no more
paper towels,
343
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:41,938
and that means
paper towels are going up,
344
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and I got
to order these paper towels.
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I'm ordering 'em right now.
346
00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:45,742
No, that's not...
Just because there's no...
347
00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:47,344
-You want some paper towels?
-No, Roy, I don't need paper...
348
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:49,412
-Do you want some paper towels?
-Roy, I don't need...
349
00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:50,747
Now you... Some people's
fighting over toilet tissue.
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What you think they gonna do
over paper towels?
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There's no shortage
of paper towels.
352
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,452
-The guy just couldn't plant...
-If there's a shortage of trees,
353
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there is a shortage of paper,
which means,
354
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eventually,
there will be a shortage
355
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of ways to wipe your ass!
356
00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:04,294
-It's... -I don't wipe my ass
with paper towels, first of all.
357
00:13:04,394 --> 00:13:06,429
You will when
there's no more toilet tissue...
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You need to calm down.
You need to calm down.
359
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,599
-We're supposed to be having fun
here with... -It's inflation.
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00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:10,834
-Man, it's inflation.
-We're supposed to be having fun
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with the thing.
You're stressing my...
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00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:13,970
Anyway, let's make
like teenagers
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00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,239
and move from Instagram
to TikTok.
364
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There are a lot of things you
can learn on TikTok, you know?
365
00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:21,745
How to cook a gourmet meal
in ten seconds,
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00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:24,114
how to harmonize with yourself,
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00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,650
what features every other
social media company
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will have in six months.
You can learn everything.
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00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:31,021
And one girl learned something
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that just might have
saved her life.
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Investigators say a hand signal
seen on many TikTok videos
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on social media helped lead
to the rescue
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of a missing 16-year-old girl
from North Carolina.
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00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:43,633
Sheriff's deputies in Kentucky
say a driver called 911,
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reporting a girl in a nearby car
made these hand gestures
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00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,572
to warn she wasn't safe.
377
00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:50,006
And you tuck your thumb in,
378
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,042
and all four fingers
over that thumb,
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-and back and forth.
-DAVID MUIR: Incredible.
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They found the car,
arrested this 61-year-old man.
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He now faces charges,
including unlawful imprisonment.
382
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:01,885
Man, this is amazing.
383
00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:05,088
And it's a good thing
about perverts being old men,
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00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:06,623
because there was no chance
385
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,191
of that 61-year-old man seeing
that hand signal
386
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,695
and going, "Yo, yo, yo, that's
that thing from TikTok! Hype!"
387
00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:13,597
But this is impressive, man.
You just... you just do this,
388
00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:15,732
and it means you are in danger.
389
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,335
The only thing about secret
signals is, they only work
390
00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:20,503
if the right amount
of people know about them.
391
00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:21,871
Like, I'll be honest.
392
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,174
I hadn't heard of this signal
before this story.
393
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:26,243
So I'm glad I wasn't the person
in the car.
394
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,913
Because if I was in my car,
and that girl had driven by me
395
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:32,282
and made that sign,
I would have just been like,
396
00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:34,217
"Right on, sister. Black power."
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00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:35,986
(horn toots, tires squeal)
398
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,387
I, for one,
am really excited about this,
399
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,990
because I-I think we...
we're long overdue
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00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,125
a hand signal
that means you're in danger.
401
00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,627
You know, we have...
we have so many other
402
00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:44,895
hand signals for other things.
403
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:47,430
You know, I'm choking.
I'm gonna kill you.
404
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,967
Can I put my leftover hot dog
in your empty Pringles can?
405
00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:54,137
-(mumbles) Go... -It's not
enough. Come on! Come on!
406
00:14:54,237 --> 00:14:56,539
-Shh. Damn!
-Roy. Roy?
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00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,708
What's-what's going on, man?
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00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,877
I'm preparing for the inflation.
409
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:03,380
I'm getting the paper towels now
before the prices get too crazy.
410
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,182
'Cause everybody is going to try
and buy all of this shit, bro.
411
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,586
-What are you talking about?
-Hey, man, this website...
412
00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:11,488
Can I get your password
real quick for your Amazon?
413
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,257
'Cause this Amazon is...
they sold out.
414
00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:16,326
Yeah, but my Amazon is
the same as your Amazon.
415
00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:18,461
-What do you mean, "My Amazon"?
-You don't have, like,
416
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:21,197
an African Amazon or something
that you use? Like a separate...
417
00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,366
No, why would there be
an African Amazon?
418
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:26,736
-That's where the Amazon is.
-No, that's South America.
419
00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:29,306
I'm South Africa.
420
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,742
That's my bad. You gonna give me
your password or not, though?
421
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,377
No, I'm not gonna give you...
Roy, you don't need...
422
00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:36,379
Dude, we're doing the jokes.
You're stressing...
423
00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:38,315
Look how much paper towels
you've got.
424
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,883
This is not enough!
425
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:41,685
Bro, inflation is all around us.
426
00:15:41,785 --> 00:15:43,353
I've been thinking about this,
man, I've been thinking.
427
00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,654
Everything is expanding.
428
00:15:44,754 --> 00:15:46,923
It's not just the price
of gas and milk and food.
429
00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:49,192
Everything's expanding.
Tweets are longer.
430
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:50,827
Movies are longer.
431
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,529
This show is 45 minutes!
432
00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:56,499
The next Spider-Man
has three Spider-Men in it.
433
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,836
Multiverse.
We need enough paper towel
434
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,538
to wipe our ass
in three different universes.
435
00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:04,107
It's not enough.
436
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,176
Why are you wiping your ass
with paper towels?
437
00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:07,544
What happened to tissues?
438
00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:10,814
'Cause all the toilet tissue's
been sold out!
439
00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:13,450
-Okay.
-Do you want some paper towel?
440
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,752
-No, Roy, I don't need...
-Do you want any paper towel?
441
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,888
Roy, relax. This is crazy.
442
00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,589
-Just relax.
-(mumbles)
443
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,926
I'm just... you're
just being crazy right now.
444
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,562
All right, finally, let's talk
about working from home.
445
00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:28,098
More and more people
are working from home,
446
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,133
and it definitely has
its benefits, right?
447
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,635
There's no commuting.
448
00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:33,503
You don't have to share
a bathroom.
449
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,139
You can watch your kids grow up
into losers
450
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,707
right in front of your eyes.
451
00:16:37,807 --> 00:16:40,544
But there are drawbacks, too,
and one of them
452
00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,913
that a lot of people have
noticed during the pandemic
453
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:46,249
is that when you
don't actually leave the office
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00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:50,120
at the end of the day,
the workday never really ends.
455
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:53,323
Which is why one country
has had enough.
456
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:55,325
NEWSMAN:
Portugal is not playing around
457
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,360
with work-life balance
this morning.
458
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,930
The Portuguese parliament
has just passed a new labor law
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00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:02,699
making it illegal
for employers to contact
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00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:05,502
their employees
when they are off the clock.
461
00:17:05,602 --> 00:17:07,704
Under this new rule,
employers could be penalized
462
00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:09,573
for contacting employees
after work hours
463
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:12,075
and will be forced to pay
for increased expenses
464
00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:14,077
as a result
of working from home.
465
00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:18,081
Things like the employee's gas,
even their electricity bill.
466
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,349
Wow! Portugal!
467
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,884
This is so gangsta.
468
00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:24,087
Making it illegal to contact
employees out of work.
469
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,322
You realize that means
470
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:27,424
now when your boss calls you
during dinner,
471
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,659
you can just pick up the phone
and be like,
472
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:30,894
"Hold on, hold on, hold on, sir.
473
00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:33,163
"Uh, yes, let me put you
on a conference call...
474
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:35,198
"with the police, bitch!
475
00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:36,399
Ha-ha!"
476
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:39,102
And this law will have effects
beyond Portugal,
477
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,737
you understand that,
because if Portugal
478
00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:42,839
is going to be working less,
479
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,108
that means they're
gonna be producing less,
480
00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:46,943
and then that means
that the rest of the world
481
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:51,248
isn't going to get
as much of, um...
482
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,850
They're not gonna...
What do they make in Portugal?
483
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,686
They're not going to get
as much...
484
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,422
What do they make in Portugal?
485
00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:01,825
By the way, this
really shows you the difference
486
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:04,160
between Portugal and America.
487
00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:07,597
Like, a labor victory
in Portugal and most of Europe
488
00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:11,301
is outlawing your boss
contacting you after 5:00 p.m.
489
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:12,702
That's a victory.
490
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,672
Meanwhile in America,
a major labor victory is, like:
491
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:17,741
Now Amazon workers get a choice
492
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:20,343
of plastic
or glass bottles to pee in!
493
00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:21,945
We did it, guys!
494
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:23,380
What about you, Roy?
You don't mind getting
495
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,415
the occasional work call...
Roy, what the hell?
496
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:27,484
...13, 14...
497
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,952
-Roy.
-31...
498
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,720
Roy, come on,
this is crazy, man.
499
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,756
No, it's not crazy.
It's not crazy.
500
00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:34,858
Inflation's serious.
We got enough, we got enough.
501
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,993
I think we got enough.
I think we're covered.
502
00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,929
-I think we're covered.
-Oh, man, it looks like
503
00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:40,363
you've bought
all the paper towels.
504
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:42,499
I did.
That's exactly what I did.
505
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,534
Yes, but you understand
you're creating inflation,
506
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,835
-because you're panicking
about inflation. -No.
507
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,771
You're buying
a lot of things now,
508
00:18:47,871 --> 00:18:49,239
which is making more inflation,
because now you're buying...
509
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,907
If I don't buy it,
somebody else is gonna buy it.
510
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:52,976
Therefore I have to be the one
to buy it, so that I have it
511
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,678
-(phone buzzing)
-when everybody else needs it...
512
00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:55,912
-No. The prob...
-Hey, hang on a minute.
513
00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:59,749
Yeah, man, I can get you
three rolls, $80 a pop.
514
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:04,321
You gonna pay it or not?
515
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:08,692
All right, meet me... meet me
at the train station. 42nd.
516
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,061
Roy, you're selling
paper towels now?
517
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,896
So you're part of the problem.
518
00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:15,065
-I'm not part of the problem.
-You're part of...
519
00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:16,833
I sell paper towels.
520
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,368
Now there's no paper...
I can't believe...
521
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,503
-Do you have paper towels. -No,
I didn't think I would need...
522
00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:22,405
Well, luckily, I know you.
Let me just get...
523
00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,708
let me get one of... I'll just
get one of the top ones, then.
524
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:30,881
It's $80.
525
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,582
$80 a roll?
526
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:34,184
A sheet.
527
00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:36,386
You just said $80 a roll
on the phone now.
528
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,322
'Cause he got ahead
of the curve. You didn't.
529
00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:49,766
Yo, this is some...
All right, when we come back,
530
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:51,268
we're gonna honor
America's greatest heroes.
531
00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:52,903
You don't want to miss it.
Don't go anywhere.
532
00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:55,138
Roy, come on, you got to give me
more than one paper towel.
533
00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:57,007
-No, no, no. No, no, no.
-Come on. Come on, Roy.
534
00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,308
No. Get back.
535
00:19:58,408 --> 00:20:00,076
Get back! Get back!
536
00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:03,078
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
537
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,346
Tomorrow is Veterans Day,
538
00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:06,215
when America
takes a day to honor
539
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,083
those who served
in its armed forces.
540
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:11,220
But there's
another often-forgotten group
541
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,856
of Americans who deserve
just as much recognition.
542
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:17,826
So today, we at The Daily Show
are going to honor them.
543
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,195
ANNOUNCER:
Every Veterans Day,
544
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:23,665
we honor
the brave Americans who served.
545
00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:25,801
But it's time we also recognized
546
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,104
the almost-brave Americans
who didn't serve
547
00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:32,341
but want everyone
to think they did.
548
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,176
That's why this November 10th
549
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,279
is Almost Veterans Day.
550
00:20:38,247 --> 00:20:40,916
♪ ♪
551
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,152
You're the man
who goes to the grocery store
552
00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:46,155
dressed like you're ready
to assault Fallujah.
553
00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:50,726
You're the man who brings
the SEAL Team 6 lingo
554
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,027
to paintball.
555
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,263
Contact,
two tangos on the south ridge.
556
00:20:54,363 --> 00:20:55,764
Lay down a suppressing fire.
557
00:20:55,864 --> 00:20:57,332
I am black on ammo!
558
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,001
What?
559
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,637
I said I'm... Ow! Ow! Ow!
560
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:04,239
Oh, my God! Oh, God. Aah.
561
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:05,741
You got to learn the lingo!
562
00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:07,743
ANNOUNCER:
You've got all the gear
563
00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:09,712
you think veterans wear:
564
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:12,381
wraparound tactical sunglasses,
565
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:16,251
an operator beard
you saw on John Krasinski,
566
00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:20,723
a patriotic T-shirt
with way too many words on it,
567
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:24,727
cargo pants filled
with every kind of army knife,
568
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,963
even though you only use 'em
to clean out your vape.
569
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,098
Hey, Alexa,
570
00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:31,667
-play Expendables 3.
-(chime)
571
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,102
Incoming!
572
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,537
-(shouting)
-(chuckles)
573
00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:36,872
ANNOUNCER:
And, of course,
574
00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:39,575
camo, camo,
575
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,744
camo.
576
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:46,648
Camo that you heroically wore
to the Capitol on January 6
577
00:21:46,749 --> 00:21:48,617
with your band of brothers,
578
00:21:48,717 --> 00:21:52,354
who you bravely turned in
to the FBI
579
00:21:52,454 --> 00:21:53,789
two weeks later.
580
00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:57,359
And when you're asked
why you never enlisted,
581
00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,128
you have a good excuse.
582
00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:00,662
You know, I would've served,
583
00:22:00,763 --> 00:22:03,565
but I'm just not good
at following orders. (chuckles)
584
00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,136
We don't care. Nobody cares.
585
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:10,239
-10-4.
-Ugh.
586
00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,374
We don't even say that
in the military.
587
00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:14,042
Roger that.
588
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,149
ANNOUNCER:
Discipline, dignity,
589
00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,117
self-awareness--
590
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,754
these are all things
you don't have.
591
00:22:25,854 --> 00:22:29,124
But what you do have is
Almost Veterans Day,
592
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:33,962
the day your nation thanks you
for almost serving.
593
00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:37,699
Oh. Oh, my God!
Oh, my shin splints! Oh. Ow!
594
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:44,073
Oh, damn it! Ow! Oh!
595
00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,274
Semper fi, boys.
596
00:22:45,374 --> 00:22:46,875
All right, when we come back,
597
00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:48,310
Bad Bunny will be joining me
598
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,246
right here, on the show,
so don't go away.
599
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,250
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
600
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:57,720
My guest is Grammy Award-winning
global superstar Bad Bunny.
601
00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:59,922
He's here to talk
about making his acting debut
602
00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:03,359
on the Netflix series
Narcos: Mexico.
603
00:23:13,703 --> 00:23:15,338
(laughs)
604
00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:40,530
(chuckles)
Oh, Bad Bunny.
605
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:42,765
-Welcome to The Daily Show.
-Thank you, thank you.
606
00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:45,068
It's so good to have you here,
my dude. This has, uh,
607
00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:47,637
this has been quite
the whirlwind for you in life.
608
00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:49,972
I-I feel like people
don't even know
609
00:23:50,073 --> 00:23:52,809
how amazing your story is.
610
00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,177
Even when I was telling it
to some of...
611
00:23:54,277 --> 00:23:56,045
some of the people I work with,
I was saying,
612
00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:58,748
"Yo, did you know that in 2016,
613
00:23:58,848 --> 00:24:01,584
Bad Bunny was still working
at a grocery store?"
614
00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:03,486
-Yeah.
-Bagging groceries.
615
00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,154
-That's crazy.
-Right?
616
00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:06,956
-Yeah.
-And we fast-forward to now.
617
00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:09,425
The biggest streaming artist
on Spotify.
618
00:24:09,525 --> 00:24:12,862
You know, Grammy in the U.S.
Latin Grammys.
619
00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:15,264
I mean, 2016.
620
00:24:15,364 --> 00:24:17,066
Do you pinch yourself sometimes
621
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,402
-and go like, "I-I mean,
this is life now"? -(laughs)
622
00:24:19,502 --> 00:24:21,971
No. Sometimes
I can't believe it, yeah.
623
00:24:22,038 --> 00:24:25,641
You know?
But, uh, I work for it.
624
00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:28,478
-Right.
-And I'm so grateful
625
00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:30,613
with the life I've got.
626
00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:33,649
It's crazy for me,
um, being here,
627
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,084
uh, living my dream.
628
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:37,186
But it's...
629
00:24:37,286 --> 00:24:39,055
it's what I wanted, you know?
630
00:24:39,155 --> 00:24:40,590
2020 came around.
631
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,558
The pandemic
shut everything down.
632
00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:45,995
Most of us couldn't do most
of the work we wanted to do.
633
00:24:46,062 --> 00:24:47,530
Bad Bunny comes out.
634
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,632
He releases not one, not two
635
00:24:49,732 --> 00:24:51,701
-but three projects.
-(chuckles)
636
00:24:51,801 --> 00:24:54,203
Like, how are you doing this?
637
00:24:54,303 --> 00:24:55,538
And wh-what is your mentality?
638
00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:58,007
-Why do you work so hard?
-It's what I love.
639
00:24:58,107 --> 00:25:01,177
It's-it's my work,
and it's my hobby, also.
640
00:25:01,277 --> 00:25:03,479
You know, um, in the pandemic,
641
00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:07,583
it's the only thing
that I had to do,
642
00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:11,120
-um, to-to escape from the
reality. -Right, right, right.
643
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,956
So it was easy to make music.
644
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,426
When-when someone looks
at your life,
645
00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,495
you know, it-it seems
like the kind of life
646
00:25:19,595 --> 00:25:23,266
where one minute,
everything changed overnight.
647
00:25:23,366 --> 00:25:26,269
But-but it seems like, you know,
Bad Bunny that we know
648
00:25:26,369 --> 00:25:28,771
was inspired by Benito
who grew up in life going...
649
00:25:28,871 --> 00:25:30,406
-Yeah, of course.
-"You know, I do the things
650
00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:31,707
"that I want to do.
651
00:25:31,808 --> 00:25:33,376
I believe in certain things
and I aim for them."
652
00:25:33,476 --> 00:25:36,712
And that-that's what got you
to where you are today.
653
00:25:36,813 --> 00:25:38,848
Beyond just the music you make,
654
00:25:38,981 --> 00:25:39,982
what do you think it is
about you
655
00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:41,718
that makes you so successful?
656
00:25:41,818 --> 00:25:45,888
Um, I think that...
657
00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:50,226
there's a very important, um,
658
00:25:50,326 --> 00:25:53,429
detail, and it's that I-I'm...
659
00:25:53,529 --> 00:25:54,831
I'm the same guy.
660
00:25:54,931 --> 00:25:56,265
I'm real, you know?
661
00:25:56,365 --> 00:25:58,201
I-I don't want to be like a...
662
00:25:58,301 --> 00:26:00,336
like a... character.
663
00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:02,338
-Oh, right, right, right, yeah.
-You know? For that is Narcos,
664
00:26:02,438 --> 00:26:04,340
you know? So, in-in my music,
665
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,776
it's-it's Benito.
It's-- Bad Bunny is Benito.
666
00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:08,411
There-There's no difference
667
00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:11,013
between-between Benito
and Bad Bunny.
668
00:26:11,114 --> 00:26:14,650
So I think that people can, um,
669
00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:16,552
feel, uh...
670
00:26:16,652 --> 00:26:19,689
-conectarse. (speaks Spanish)
Con-con mi música. -Yeah, yeah.
671
00:26:19,789 --> 00:26:22,125
So that's the...
672
00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:23,826
the key of my...
673
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,161
-what I think, you know?
-Like, they connect
674
00:26:25,261 --> 00:26:26,629
-to the authenticity
in your music. -Yeah.
675
00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:28,364
-They feel who you are and...
-Yeah. They feel me.
676
00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:31,667
-They feel my feeling. They feel
my-- what I'm saying. -Right.
677
00:26:31,768 --> 00:26:35,171
And... it's-it's my magic,
678
00:26:35,271 --> 00:26:36,172
what I think.
679
00:26:36,272 --> 00:26:37,407
Yeah, I-I think it's--
680
00:26:37,507 --> 00:26:39,509
I think it's the fact
that you're not just real
681
00:26:39,609 --> 00:26:42,178
but you're not afraid
of being real.
682
00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,580
And-and even in your music,
in your style,
683
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,082
we've seen so much of that.
684
00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:49,585
Like, you've broken the idea of
what machismo even is, you know?
685
00:26:49,685 --> 00:26:51,821
Bad Bunny comes out, is like,
"Yo, I'll paint my nails.
686
00:26:51,921 --> 00:26:53,689
"I'll wear whatever fashion
I want to wear.
687
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:55,725
I'll-I'll break
and make trends."
688
00:26:55,825 --> 00:26:57,527
You know, the way--
the way you've treated women,
689
00:26:57,627 --> 00:26:59,028
the way you've spoken
about women,
690
00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,931
the way you-you've spoken about
people from the LGBTQ community,
691
00:27:01,964 --> 00:27:03,566
whether it's gay,
trans, whatever,
692
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,334
Bad Bunny goes like,
"Hey, man, these are my views,
693
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:06,669
and this is my music."
694
00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,938
And I think it's broken
a lot of what people think
695
00:27:09,038 --> 00:27:10,406
music should or wouldn't be.
696
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,841
Like, where did that come from?
697
00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:14,110
Yeah, especially
from-from my music,
698
00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:16,779
from my genre, the reggaetón.
699
00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:20,650
Uh, it's like rap, hip-hop
is so...
700
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,585
-machistas, like you say.
-Yeah.
701
00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:26,055
Um, I just trying to-to unify,
you know?
702
00:27:26,155 --> 00:27:27,090
Every people,
703
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:29,492
like, every...
704
00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:33,963
person, every-everybody can, uh,
705
00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:36,699
-feel comfortable
with my music... -Definitely.
706
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:39,302
...with my...
in-- with my videos,
707
00:27:39,402 --> 00:27:42,872
can feel comf-comfortable
in-in the concerts.
708
00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:44,040
You know?
709
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:46,776
Like, create a space
710
00:27:46,876 --> 00:27:50,780
when-- uh, where everyone
can feel comfortable
711
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,814
-with the music.
-I love that.
712
00:27:51,914 --> 00:27:54,417
It's-it's what I...
what I try.
713
00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:59,655
You've won Latin Grammys,
and you won an American Grammy.
714
00:27:59,756 --> 00:28:01,924
-You know? The gringo Grammy.
-The gringo Grammy.
715
00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:03,393
-Right.
-(laughs) Right.
716
00:28:03,493 --> 00:28:05,094
-And you didn't change anything.
-No.
717
00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:07,330
What do you think it is
about your music that is able
718
00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:10,233
to cross the boundaries of
language that people thought
719
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,668
would stop an artist
like you becoming successful?
720
00:28:12,769 --> 00:28:15,972
I think it's what I told you
that people can feel me.
721
00:28:16,072 --> 00:28:17,774
You know, I... If-if...
722
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:20,777
-I'm Latino, I'm Puerto Rican.
-Yeah.
723
00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:22,612
-(speaking Spanish)
-Uh-huh.
724
00:28:22,712 --> 00:28:24,514
People can feel that, you know.
725
00:28:24,614 --> 00:28:27,183
And no where... no-no matter
where-where you are...
726
00:28:27,283 --> 00:28:29,318
(speaking Spanish)
727
00:28:33,956 --> 00:28:38,327
Why I...? Why...
I have to change? You know?
728
00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:40,363
-I know exactly what you mean.
-It's... It...
729
00:28:40,463 --> 00:28:42,598
You... Um...
730
00:28:42,698 --> 00:28:44,200
You don't...
731
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,335
(speaking Spanish)
732
00:28:50,106 --> 00:28:52,909
Like, you know, no one's asked
to a gringo...
733
00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,343
To switch over the other way.
734
00:28:54,444 --> 00:28:55,912
-"You have to change to..."
-Right, right, right.
735
00:28:55,978 --> 00:28:57,146
-No, you-you...
-Yeah.
736
00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:59,048
People love your music
because...
737
00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:01,050
-And it has traveled the world
in English... -Yeah.
738
00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,318
-...it looks like it.
-Yeah, so...
739
00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:03,920
Now Bad Bunny's doing it
the other way around.
740
00:29:03,953 --> 00:29:07,457
This is who I am. This
is my music. This is my culture.
741
00:29:07,557 --> 00:29:09,625
If you don't like it,
don't listen to me.
742
00:29:09,726 --> 00:29:11,661
If you like it, you know.
743
00:29:11,761 --> 00:29:13,229
You also do what you love.
744
00:29:13,329 --> 00:29:15,765
I think that's-that's one of
the things I admire about you.
745
00:29:15,932 --> 00:29:18,134
You work hard, you speak out,
746
00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,636
and you show up for the causes
that you believe in.
747
00:29:20,737 --> 00:29:24,173
And then, you take three months
off of making music
748
00:29:24,273 --> 00:29:26,342
to go and prepare
to be a wrestler in the WWE.
749
00:29:26,442 --> 00:29:28,778
Talk me through that process.
750
00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:30,546
How do you go from making music
to going,
751
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,950
"No, I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna
fight in the WWE"?
752
00:29:33,983 --> 00:29:35,618
-(laughs) -And you trained
for real, by the way.
753
00:29:35,718 --> 00:29:36,953
This is real training.
754
00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:39,956
Yeah, real training.
Work hard. Yeah.
755
00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:44,193
I always been a wrestling fan...
756
00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:46,295
wrestling fan. Uh, I...
757
00:29:46,396 --> 00:29:47,964
Who was your favorite
wrestler growing up?
758
00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:50,266
-Uh, I have a couple, you know.
-Okay.
759
00:29:50,366 --> 00:29:51,968
-Triple H, Undertaker.
-All right.
760
00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:57,607
Um, but, also,
I have been collaborating
761
00:29:57,707 --> 00:30:00,543
with-with wrestle in my videos,
762
00:30:00,643 --> 00:30:04,080
-like Stone Cold, Ric Flair,
um... -Oh, got it, got it.
763
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:09,052
So I think that they start
to-to watch that
764
00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:13,489
and say, "Who this guy that is
working with...?" You know?
765
00:30:13,589 --> 00:30:17,960
Um, in the end, they-they
make me the invitation.
766
00:30:18,061 --> 00:30:20,730
And I say...
767
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:23,433
Like, they asked me, like,
768
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,601
"what you gonna do?"
And I said, like,
769
00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:29,138
-"I want to fight. I want
to go to..."-That's crazy.
770
00:30:29,238 --> 00:30:31,641
-"Are you sure? Are you sure?"
-That's crazy. Muy loco.
771
00:30:31,741 --> 00:30:33,943
And I said,
"Oh, I want to, I want to.
772
00:30:34,043 --> 00:30:36,546
"I'm gonna... I'm gonna do
773
00:30:36,646 --> 00:30:39,215
whatever I have to do,
you know," so...
774
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,284
-Did you enjoy it?
-Yeah, yeah.
775
00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,286
It was hard, but I enjoyed it.
776
00:30:43,386 --> 00:30:44,987
I enjoyed the whole process.
777
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,791
'Cause, um, I think that...
778
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,060
(speaks Spanish)
I need it, you know?
779
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,929
-Yeah.
-'Cause with...
780
00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:56,265
-with the pandemic and all
the stuff... -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
781
00:30:56,365 --> 00:31:02,238
'Cause I, um, I dropped
three albums, but, uh...
782
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:05,341
(speaks Spanish)
783
00:31:05,441 --> 00:31:07,376
You know, don't... I don't...
784
00:31:07,477 --> 00:31:09,378
You had no performances.
No performances at the concerts.
785
00:31:09,479 --> 00:31:11,280
You weren't doing...
you weren't feeling the crowd.
786
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,049
-Yeah. -You weren't getting
that energy.
787
00:31:13,149 --> 00:31:16,586
I wanted something, you know,
adrenalina, adrenaline.
788
00:31:16,686 --> 00:31:17,286
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
789
00:31:17,387 --> 00:31:18,654
Before I let you go,
790
00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:22,392
I want to talk about the
next journey in Benito's life.
791
00:31:22,492 --> 00:31:24,761
You know,
you've really dominated music,
792
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,562
and it's really beautiful
to see what you've done.
793
00:31:26,662 --> 00:31:28,464
-Thank you.
-Um, acting is the next foray.
794
00:31:28,564 --> 00:31:30,500
We saw the clip, Narcos: Mexico,
one of my favorite shows
795
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,934
-of all time.
-Oh, yeah?
796
00:31:31,968 --> 00:31:33,403
Yeah. I'm trying
to learn Spanish,
797
00:31:33,503 --> 00:31:35,471
because I want to watch the show
without subtitles.
798
00:31:35,571 --> 00:31:37,306
-That's me. Yeah.
-(laughs)
799
00:31:37,407 --> 00:31:40,676
Um, you know? And so...
and so we see you in Narcos.
800
00:31:40,777 --> 00:31:43,045
I mean, you're in a movie
with Brad Pitt.
801
00:31:43,146 --> 00:31:45,448
I mean, this is... you know...
802
00:31:45,548 --> 00:31:47,817
-That's crazy. -Are you enjoying
the acting journey?
803
00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,420
Is this... is this
a new challenge for you?
804
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,754
-It's a new challenge,
-Yeah?
805
00:31:51,888 --> 00:31:55,892
Yeah, it is.
Um, I always liked to act,
806
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,562
and now I got the opportunity.
807
00:31:59,662 --> 00:32:02,598
So I'm so glad. Um...
808
00:32:02,698 --> 00:32:04,567
I'm enjoying the...
809
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,069
this process.
810
00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:07,804
I enjoy the music.
811
00:32:07,904 --> 00:32:09,972
Um, it's...
812
00:32:10,073 --> 00:32:13,509
it's different, but have a lot
of things in common, you know?
813
00:32:13,609 --> 00:32:14,811
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
814
00:32:14,911 --> 00:32:18,247
-Work hard, be responsible,
you know, focus, -Right.
815
00:32:18,347 --> 00:32:20,917
respect the others,
you know, it's the same,
816
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:22,819
so it's great, it's great.
817
00:32:22,919 --> 00:32:26,456
Uh, not just Narcos,
but you have inspired me.
818
00:32:26,556 --> 00:32:29,158
I'm learning Spanish
with my team.
819
00:32:29,258 --> 00:32:31,227
-Great. -And then next time
you come on the show,
820
00:32:31,327 --> 00:32:33,162
I'm gonna do the interview
in Spanish,
821
00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:35,231
and then we'll see
how good I am.
822
00:32:35,331 --> 00:32:37,333
-We'll flip things around.
-(speaks Spanish)
823
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,135
-Yeah? We'll do it.
-Yeah!
824
00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:40,636
Thank you so much
for being here, man.
825
00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:42,238
-Thank you.
-I appreciate you.
826
00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:44,173
All right, Narcos: Mexico is
available right now on Netflix.
827
00:32:44,273 --> 00:32:45,808
You know where you can find
the music.
828
00:32:45,942 --> 00:32:47,043
It's on Spotify, people.
829
00:32:47,143 --> 00:32:48,578
All right,
we're gonna take a quick break,
830
00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,713
but we'll be right back
after this.
831
00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:53,882
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but before we go...
832
00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:55,551
Thanksgiving is one
of the busiest times
833
00:32:55,651 --> 00:32:58,654
for the Feeding America network
of food banks and meal programs.
834
00:32:58,754 --> 00:33:00,856
If you would like to support
them in their mission
835
00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:03,359
to bring nourishing food
to people in need,
836
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,294
then please donate
at the link below
837
00:33:05,394 --> 00:33:08,230
and help make the holidays
brighter for your neighbors.
838
00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:11,700
Until tomorrow, stay safe
out there, get your vaccine,
839
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,971
and remember, milk is
four dollars a gallon right now,
840
00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:19,475
which might seem expensive,
but look at it this way:
841
00:33:19,575 --> 00:33:21,377
now it's six dollars.
842
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,013
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
843
00:33:24,113 --> 00:33:27,216
People magazine named their
new Sexiest Man Alive yesterday.
844
00:33:27,316 --> 00:33:28,384
-Who was it?
-Who was it?
845
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,652
Paul Rudd.
846
00:33:29,752 --> 00:33:31,120
-Really?
-Really?
847
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:34,189
He's a good-looking guy,
but Sexiest Man Alive?
848
00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:35,658
-You have to...
-What?!
849
00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,793
I guess Henry Golding
and Idris Elba and Brad Pitt
850
00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:39,728
were not available that day...
851
00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:42,631
-(laughter)
-so they got Paul Rudd.
852
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,367
He proves that all of us
have a chance.
853
00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:47,803
I can see George Clooney,
but color me surprised.
854
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,472
It just proves that anybody
can be Sexiest Man Alive.
855
00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:52,841
-So maybe, Gary,
you and I have a chance. -Yes.
856
00:33:52,941 --> 00:33:55,477
It doesn't seem like
these sexiest people age.
857
00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:57,579
I think they have some kind
of agreement
858
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,382
with an evil entity of sorts.
859
00:34:00,482 --> 00:34:02,718
He's obviously coloring
that hair. He's cheating.
860
00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:05,454
He's still sexy, though,
I'm sure.