1 00:00:01,011 --> 00:00:02,212 By the way, do you guys, uh... 2 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:03,713 Does anybody here celebrate Sexiest Man Alive? 3 00:00:03,813 --> 00:00:05,282 (crew chuckles) 4 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:06,950 Nobody? Oh. 5 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,786 Okay, well, anyway, um, they just announced 6 00:00:09,886 --> 00:00:13,290 that Paul Rudd is the Sexiest Man Alive. 7 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:15,091 -Yes, Paul Rudd. -(whoops) 8 00:00:15,191 --> 00:00:17,127 I-I mean, yeah, I don't blame them. 9 00:00:17,227 --> 00:00:18,995 The guy doesn't age. He doesn't... 10 00:00:19,095 --> 00:00:21,031 And I've got... I've got nothing against them choosing him, 11 00:00:21,131 --> 00:00:22,599 but at the same time, 12 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:26,102 does People magazine not know Timothée Chalamet? 13 00:00:26,202 --> 00:00:29,606 Like, how can anybody win anything of sexiness 14 00:00:29,706 --> 00:00:32,008 when Timothée Chalamet exists as a human being? 15 00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:33,343 Also, why does it change so of... 16 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:34,844 Wasn't it just Idris Elba? 17 00:00:34,945 --> 00:00:36,746 Here-Here's my thing about Sexiest Man Alive 18 00:00:36,846 --> 00:00:38,582 is that, like, why does it only last one year? 19 00:00:38,682 --> 00:00:40,450 What is happening to these men during this time? 20 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,718 (crew laughs) 21 00:00:41,818 --> 00:00:43,186 There's something we need to worry about. 22 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:45,388 Like, you are only the Sexiest Man Alive for one year, 23 00:00:45,488 --> 00:00:46,890 and it only lasts for 12 months. 24 00:00:46,990 --> 00:00:48,792 There's something weird about that, guys. 25 00:00:48,892 --> 00:00:51,628 Like, I would feel more... Like, I would trust the brand more 26 00:00:51,728 --> 00:00:53,163 if they were like, "You're the Sexiest Man Alive." 27 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:55,065 And then it lasts for a while. They're like, "You still got it. 28 00:00:55,165 --> 00:00:58,101 "You still got it. Whoa, a few burgers there, buddy. 29 00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,570 "Oh, haven't been sleeping. 30 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:02,973 Oh, it's slipping. All right, you're out." 31 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,575 Then I would trust it more. You know? 32 00:01:05,675 --> 00:01:07,110 And, also, why is it always a celebrity? 33 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:08,778 Can I ask you that question? Huh? 34 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:12,115 You don't think it's suspicious that the Sexiest Man Alive 35 00:01:12,182 --> 00:01:14,317 is always a celebrity? 36 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:16,953 'Cause you guys haven't seen my neighbor Bob. 37 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,688 There's one handsome devil. 38 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,124 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square 39 00:01:21,224 --> 00:01:24,127 in New York City, the only city in America, 40 00:01:24,194 --> 00:01:26,129 it's The Daily Show. 41 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:29,199 Tonight, best inflation ever, 42 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:32,302 honoring America's fakest heroes, 43 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,738 and Bad Bunny. 44 00:01:34,838 --> 00:01:39,242 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 45 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:41,478 Hey, what's going on, everybody? 46 00:01:41,578 --> 00:01:43,446 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 47 00:01:43,547 --> 00:01:45,048 Joining me for today's headlines 48 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,817 is our very own Roy Wood Jr. 49 00:01:47,918 --> 00:01:49,586 -How you doing, Roy? -What's up, man? How you been? 50 00:01:49,686 --> 00:01:51,488 -I'm good, man. I'm really good. Nice to see you again. -Yeah. 51 00:01:51,588 --> 00:01:53,957 I'm okay, man. I got on my sweater. 52 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:57,327 Okay. You said that like a threat. 53 00:01:57,427 --> 00:02:00,096 No, I'm just... You know, sometimes I feel like a sweater. 54 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,599 -I don't always do suits. -All right. 55 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:05,168 Well, okay. I also wear sweaters sometimes. 56 00:02:05,268 --> 00:02:07,137 Well, yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. 57 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:09,506 I'm trying to be like you. That's what I was saying. 58 00:02:09,606 --> 00:02:11,107 We're wear... We're both wearing sw... 59 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,609 Man, do your news. 60 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:15,278 -Well, it's good to have you, Roy. -I'm happy to be here. 61 00:02:15,378 --> 00:02:16,880 I can tell. 62 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:19,282 All right, let's kick things off with today's headlines. 63 00:02:19,382 --> 00:02:21,151 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:24,154 Our first story is about money. 65 00:02:24,254 --> 00:02:26,990 It's the world's number one favorite thing to embezzle. 66 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:29,793 And as of now, you need a lot more of it 67 00:02:29,893 --> 00:02:32,262 to buy all the stuff you need. 68 00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:34,497 The government just released brand-new numbers 69 00:02:34,598 --> 00:02:36,499 on inflation from October. 70 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,134 They're big. 71 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,903 America's prices surging 72 00:02:40,003 --> 00:02:42,405 more than they have in 30 years, 73 00:02:42,505 --> 00:02:44,140 and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. 74 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,342 And unfortunately, the numbers 75 00:02:45,442 --> 00:02:46,910 are all moving in the wrong direction. 76 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:50,814 Consumer prices were up by 6.2% in October from the year before. 77 00:02:50,914 --> 00:02:53,984 Now, let me walk you through some of the individual items. 78 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:56,586 Look at computers and smart home assistants, 79 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:58,054 up more than eight percent. 80 00:02:58,154 --> 00:03:00,190 Televisions up more than ten percent. 81 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:03,827 Washers and dryers, up nearly 15%. 82 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,161 NEWSWOMAN: We're paying more for energy. 83 00:03:05,262 --> 00:03:06,529 We're paying more to heat our homes. 84 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:07,964 We're paying more for our housing. 85 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:09,733 We're... When we go to the grocery store, 86 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:10,967 we're paying more for beef 87 00:03:11,101 --> 00:03:12,135 and for eggs, for food. 88 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:15,338 Uh, used cars, new cars. Trucks, as well. 89 00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:17,173 NEWSWOMAN 2: The president taking a harder line, 90 00:03:17,274 --> 00:03:18,742 saying in a statement... 91 00:03:18,842 --> 00:03:20,877 (reading): 92 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:27,150 Yeah, guys, inflation is becoming a real problem. 93 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:30,487 I went to a gas station today, and for a gallon of regular, 94 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:33,323 it just said "kill yourself." 95 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,991 Now, some critics are saying 96 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,459 that America's inflation problems 97 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,028 are President Biden's fault. 98 00:03:38,128 --> 00:03:40,497 But here's the only issue with that argument: 99 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:42,799 almost every country in the world 100 00:03:42,899 --> 00:03:44,401 is dealing with this issue. 101 00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:46,136 Which means 102 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:49,806 President Biden is actually screwing up the entire world. 103 00:03:49,906 --> 00:03:52,042 But whether his policies have contributed to inflation 104 00:03:52,142 --> 00:03:53,843 or it was always going to happen 105 00:03:53,944 --> 00:03:55,512 when society emerged from the pandemic, 106 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:58,481 this is a big danger to Biden politically, 107 00:03:58,582 --> 00:04:01,718 because inflation is one of the economic concepts 108 00:04:01,818 --> 00:04:03,553 that normal people actually care about. 109 00:04:03,653 --> 00:04:05,488 Like, let's be honest. The debt ceiling, 110 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,557 the Federal Reserve, derivatives... 111 00:04:07,657 --> 00:04:09,492 That's all just shit we pretend to understand. 112 00:04:09,593 --> 00:04:11,661 "Oh, yeah, the debt ceiling, the debt ceiling." 113 00:04:11,761 --> 00:04:13,597 But when you hear inflation is rising, 114 00:04:13,697 --> 00:04:16,733 you know it means you're about to be a broke bitch. 115 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,802 The only good part of inflation 116 00:04:18,902 --> 00:04:20,670 is that I-I was always jealous 117 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:22,138 of those old guys who would be like, 118 00:04:22,239 --> 00:04:25,208 "Back in my day, you could buy a house with a dollar." 119 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,910 It looks like now, if inflation gets bad enough, 120 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,845 we'll get to be those old guys. 121 00:04:28,945 --> 00:04:32,282 "Oh, yeah? Back in my day, a million dollars could buy 122 00:04:32,382 --> 00:04:34,651 a whole lot more than just a haircut." 123 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:38,655 But look, yes, material goods are increasing in price. 124 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:41,191 and that is why, people, it's important 125 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:44,527 to value the things that are always free, 126 00:04:44,628 --> 00:04:47,330 like spending time with your family 127 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,532 or robbing people. 128 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,902 You know? The important things in life, Roy. 129 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:54,137 The thing with inflation, though, man... 130 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:55,739 Like, honestly, I think that's why, 131 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:56,806 like, people appreciate hand-me-downs. 132 00:04:56,907 --> 00:04:58,541 Like, that's-that's where I came from, 133 00:04:58,642 --> 00:04:59,809 was a hand-me-down culture. 134 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,745 So, you know, I ain't really worried about shit 135 00:05:01,845 --> 00:05:04,214 going up in price, 'cause I always knew 136 00:05:04,314 --> 00:05:06,716 that I was gonna get my older brother's shit. 137 00:05:06,816 --> 00:05:08,618 -That's how we lived. -I got-- Yo, my older brother right now-- 138 00:05:08,718 --> 00:05:09,853 I got a older brother, Arthur-- 139 00:05:09,953 --> 00:05:11,955 he got a Dan Marino jersey-- 140 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:14,991 Chalk Line, throwback, Mitchell & Ness-- 141 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:17,928 and I'm-a get that bitch sooner or later. 142 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:20,964 Oh, wow. I thought you were gonna tell me that you... 143 00:05:21,097 --> 00:05:22,365 -Well, good for you, Roy. -No, I'm still-- 144 00:05:22,465 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm still waiting on it though, man. 145 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,236 I'm still waiting on it. I'm-a get that damn jersey, man. 146 00:05:26,336 --> 00:05:27,871 -Hey, man... -(stammers) 147 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:30,540 Also, the-the other issue is that, like, 148 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,008 honestly, like, 149 00:05:32,108 --> 00:05:34,110 $20 don't do what it used to do. 150 00:05:34,211 --> 00:05:35,545 So I will give inflation that. 151 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:37,113 I'm not really panicked about inflation, 152 00:05:37,147 --> 00:05:39,950 but I will admit that $20 don't do what it used to do. 153 00:05:40,116 --> 00:05:42,118 'Cause I remember, back in '93, your mama could drop you off 154 00:05:42,185 --> 00:05:45,188 at the mall with $20, you could live at the mall three days. 155 00:05:45,288 --> 00:05:46,523 (laughs) 156 00:05:46,623 --> 00:05:48,658 And you'd come back to the house with six dollars' change. 157 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,527 Like, that was a good time. $20, you could get 158 00:05:50,627 --> 00:05:51,761 a Bell Biv DeVoe ticket, 159 00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:53,430 you could get a Flintstone push-up, 160 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,131 you could get you two pairs of Jordans, 161 00:05:55,165 --> 00:05:57,033 you could get you a Muggsy Bogues T-shirt 162 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:59,436 and still have money to go see Boyz n the Hood 163 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:01,938 at the Midfield 6 Cinema right there in Birmingham. 164 00:06:02,072 --> 00:06:04,374 -You got a fantastic memory. -Oh, yeah. 165 00:06:04,474 --> 00:06:05,809 (chuckles) All right, well, let's move on 166 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:08,144 to another big story rippling through Washington. 167 00:06:08,245 --> 00:06:09,746 The relationship between Democrats and Republicans 168 00:06:09,846 --> 00:06:12,449 in Congress isn't in a great place right now. 169 00:06:12,549 --> 00:06:14,885 We all know this. Right? Which I guess is what happens 170 00:06:14,985 --> 00:06:18,521 when one side nearly gets the other side killed by a Viking. 171 00:06:18,622 --> 00:06:22,859 But now a Republican from Arizona has sent out a tweet, 172 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:26,229 and something tells me it's not gonna make things better. 173 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:29,099 NEWSMAN: Republican Congressman Paul Gosar of Arizona 174 00:06:29,132 --> 00:06:32,335 under fire for posting a photoshopped anime video 175 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,104 depicting him attacking and killing 176 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:37,507 Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 177 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,776 The video also depicts Gosar's character 178 00:06:39,876 --> 00:06:41,344 attacking President Biden. 179 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,979 NEWSMAN 2: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling 180 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:45,248 for the House Ethics Committee and law enforcement 181 00:06:45,348 --> 00:06:46,783 to investigate the video. 182 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:48,418 NEWSMAN 3: Gosar says, in part... 183 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,868 I mean, get the (bleep) out of here. 184 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,169 It's "symbolic"? 185 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,838 "You see, when I put AOC's head on the cartoon, 186 00:07:08,939 --> 00:07:11,241 "that represents AOC. 187 00:07:11,341 --> 00:07:12,576 It's got layers." 188 00:07:12,676 --> 00:07:15,478 Just admit you posted the thing for a laugh. 189 00:07:15,579 --> 00:07:17,380 'Cause, look, I'll be honest with you guys-- 190 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,750 I know we're all supposed to put on our concerned faces 191 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:23,753 and wag our finger at him for threatening violence. 192 00:07:23,853 --> 00:07:25,422 But I-I don't know about you-- 193 00:07:25,522 --> 00:07:27,724 it is hard to watch that cartoon 194 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:29,993 and see it as a real threat. 195 00:07:30,093 --> 00:07:31,828 I mean, forget flying. Look at this dude. 196 00:07:31,928 --> 00:07:33,930 Does he look like he could pick up two swords at once? 197 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:35,265 It's clearly a fantasy. 198 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:37,267 On the other hand though, 199 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:40,704 it's harder to believe that Gosar "didn't intend" 200 00:07:40,804 --> 00:07:42,305 a targeted attack 201 00:07:42,405 --> 00:07:45,575 when he supported a targeted attack on January 6. 202 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:46,576 Like, here's the thing-- 203 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:48,311 you can do memes 204 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:50,881 or you can plot an insurrection. 205 00:07:50,981 --> 00:07:52,215 You can't do both. 206 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:53,950 You got to pick. 207 00:07:54,117 --> 00:07:55,418 And I know it's just a cartoon, 208 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,853 but let's not pretend 209 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:59,890 that cartoons can't also influence people. 210 00:08:00,056 --> 00:08:01,825 'Cause the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 211 00:08:01,925 --> 00:08:04,160 they made it sound really cool to live in a sewer. 212 00:08:04,261 --> 00:08:07,631 But let me tell you, the pizza you find down there is terrible. 213 00:08:07,731 --> 00:08:10,200 It's not as bad as Papa John's, but, still, 214 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,902 you don't want to eat it. 215 00:08:12,903 --> 00:08:14,638 The bigger issue with that story, bro, 216 00:08:14,738 --> 00:08:18,308 is that that dude is a dentist. 217 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:20,844 I don't want my dentist making videos. 218 00:08:20,944 --> 00:08:22,445 Go learn some teeth shit 219 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:24,948 and make sure that my mouth straight. 220 00:08:25,081 --> 00:08:26,082 That's why these politicians 221 00:08:26,182 --> 00:08:27,350 need to just start fighting, man. 222 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,286 Like, I was watching a hockey match. 223 00:08:29,386 --> 00:08:30,954 They just start fighting at the beg-- 224 00:08:31,087 --> 00:08:33,256 Like, there's days in hockey where they just go, 225 00:08:33,356 --> 00:08:34,591 "You know we fighting today." 226 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:36,159 -Yeah, and then they fight. -"There will be no hockey 227 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:37,494 until we fight." 228 00:08:37,594 --> 00:08:38,662 And then they fight, 229 00:08:38,762 --> 00:08:40,163 and then they get on with their business. 230 00:08:40,263 --> 00:08:41,631 And that's what they need to do. 231 00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:43,366 They need to square it, man. I'm-a be with you in a second. 232 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:45,835 I'm trying to order these last couple bits of groceries. 233 00:08:45,936 --> 00:08:47,771 Prices starting to go up. 234 00:08:47,871 --> 00:08:49,606 Wait, what-what do you mean? 'Cause of inflation? 235 00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:50,807 I guess so. 236 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,409 It wasn't as cheap as it was this morning. 237 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:53,977 I guess, like, When you think about it, 238 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,812 I guess the gas prices do have a way of, like, 239 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,013 kind of trickling down a little bit. 240 00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:59,282 -'Cause, like, if-if gas goes up... -Yeah. 241 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:02,219 ...then the truck that delivers the goods needs more gas. 242 00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:05,655 -Uh-huh. -So the goods on the truck cost more. 243 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:08,625 Which means that everything on the truck costs more. 244 00:09:08,725 --> 00:09:10,493 So that's food and that's, like-- 245 00:09:10,594 --> 00:09:11,895 It's-it's no different with the shutdown, 246 00:09:12,062 --> 00:09:13,096 with the-- with the toilet tissue. 247 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:14,397 Everybody was buying all the toilet tissue. 248 00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:15,665 So that's the same thing that's probably gonna hap-- 249 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:17,067 Matter of fact, man, let me go and order 250 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:18,735 some paper towels, too, 'cause that's gonna be next. 251 00:09:18,835 --> 00:09:20,203 Oh, yeah. Well, good luck with that. I don't think 252 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:22,572 it's gonna be, like, a big deal, you know? 253 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:27,110 I mean, I-I hope you're right. 254 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,645 -I-I-- Don't-don't stress. -I-I hope you're right. 255 00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:30,313 -Order-order a few, but you'll-you'll see. -Okay. 256 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,449 -They might go up, but it's not that bad. -Okay. 257 00:09:32,549 --> 00:09:35,986 Now, uh, Congressman Gosar isn't the only person in the news 258 00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:38,321 who might be regretting what they posted on social media, 259 00:09:38,421 --> 00:09:41,124 because there's another story out of Instagram 260 00:09:41,224 --> 00:09:42,692 that people are talking about, 261 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:45,262 and it has to do with pet photos. 262 00:09:45,362 --> 00:09:47,464 All right, we all know that people love posting photos 263 00:09:47,564 --> 00:09:49,099 of their pets to Instagram. 264 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:50,500 It's a great way to tell the world, 265 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,169 "You know how there are millions of identical corgis out there? 266 00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,138 -Well, I own one of them!" -(dog barks) 267 00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:56,840 But one account on Instagram 268 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,109 recently gave people even more reasons 269 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:00,443 to post their pet photos, 270 00:10:00,544 --> 00:10:03,179 and it did not end well. 271 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,315 What started as a social media promise 272 00:10:05,415 --> 00:10:08,685 from a business just spins out of control. 273 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:10,520 A social media campaign that was launched 274 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,722 a little bit over a week ago, an Instagram appeal 275 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:15,692 that basically called on people to post a picture of their pet, 276 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:19,729 and if they did so, well, a tree would supposedly be planted. 277 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,431 Now, many did answer the call, as you say, 278 00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,967 more than four million people posting a pet 279 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,535 in the last seven or eight days. 280 00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,370 NEWSWOMAN 2: The creator of the post admitted 281 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:28,972 to deleting it after ten minutes 282 00:10:29,072 --> 00:10:30,974 because he did not have the resources 283 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:33,877 to plant that many trees. 284 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:37,447 Ah, man. I actually feel bad for this guy. 285 00:10:37,547 --> 00:10:38,915 I mean, we've all been in a position 286 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,550 where you try to do something nice, 287 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,252 and then, you overextend yourself. 288 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:43,987 You know? He was like, 289 00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:46,056 "Hey, everybody post pet photos, I'll plant a tree." 290 00:10:46,156 --> 00:10:48,992 Four million people?! Shit. 291 00:10:49,092 --> 00:10:51,494 I've been in that situation, you know? 292 00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:54,798 Like, you agree to be godparents to your friends' kids, 293 00:10:54,898 --> 00:10:56,866 but now, if your friends die, 294 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,636 all of a sudden, you've got to raise them? 295 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:01,638 I mean, I thought "godparent" just meant, like, 296 00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:04,140 sending them toys on their birthday. (scoffs) 297 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:07,911 Anyway, if anyone wants some kids, hit me up. 298 00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:09,980 Honestly, if I was this dude, I would have just lied. 299 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:12,816 Yeah. I would have just said I planted the trees. 300 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:14,317 Who's gonna know? 301 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:15,518 Someone calls you out on it, you can just point 302 00:11:15,619 --> 00:11:17,254 to any tree and be like, "That one." 303 00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:19,589 What are they gonna do, check its birth certificate? 304 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:20,924 Yeah, I planted that tree. 305 00:11:21,024 --> 00:11:22,592 Yeah, I know it looks old. It's an old tree. 306 00:11:22,692 --> 00:11:24,694 You know what old trees are? It's old trees. 307 00:11:24,794 --> 00:11:25,996 They come like that. They're grown. 308 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:27,464 And you know what this guy's real mistake was, 309 00:11:27,564 --> 00:11:29,032 was asking for pet pictures. 310 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:30,433 People are gonna do that anyway. 311 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,702 People post pet pictures all the time. It's too easy. 312 00:11:32,802 --> 00:11:34,571 If you want to get people engaged, but make them work, 313 00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:35,839 you got to ask them for a thing 314 00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:37,140 that only a few people would respond with. 315 00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:39,142 Like, you should say, "We'll plant a tree 316 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:42,546 for every nude pic you send of your grandparents." 317 00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:45,315 Yeah. You make 'em earn that tree. 318 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,751 Get, like, five people tops. 319 00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:49,519 One grandmother sending them herself. 320 00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:53,456 I don't have any grandkids, but I want that tree planted. 321 00:11:53,557 --> 00:11:56,326 Although, should we really be planting more trees? 322 00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:58,461 I mean, with the state of climate change right now, 323 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:00,230 all you're really doing is giving wildfires 324 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,632 an all-you-can-eat buffet. 325 00:12:02,732 --> 00:12:06,303 In my opinion, we should be starving these fires. 326 00:12:06,403 --> 00:12:09,239 That's why I'm launching a new campaign of my own. 327 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:12,208 For every brunch photo you post on Instagram, 328 00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:14,244 I will destroy one tree! 329 00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:17,347 This one's for you, Mother Earth. 330 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,349 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 331 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:20,584 What, you think it's the wrong...? It was a joke. 332 00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:21,818 I'm not gonna actually, like, not... 333 00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,486 No, no, no, no, no. Out of stock. 334 00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:25,555 -Out of stock. Out of stock. -Roy, what's going on? 335 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:27,190 -Roy? -It's happening, dawg. 336 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,925 -What's happening? -It's happening. 337 00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:32,796 (bleep) You just... It's happening! 338 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,030 What is happening? 339 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,233 Bro, you just read the story! 340 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,968 -There's no more trees. -No, the guy... 341 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,236 If there's no more trees, 342 00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:40,470 then there's no more paper towels, 343 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:41,938 and that means paper towels are going up, 344 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:42,939 and I got to order these paper towels. 345 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:44,174 I'm ordering 'em right now. 346 00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:45,742 No, that's not... Just because there's no... 347 00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:47,344 -You want some paper towels? -No, Roy, I don't need paper... 348 00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:49,412 -Do you want some paper towels? -Roy, I don't need... 349 00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:50,747 Now you... Some people's fighting over toilet tissue. 350 00:12:50,847 --> 00:12:52,148 What you think they gonna do over paper towels? 351 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,750 There's no shortage of paper towels. 352 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,452 -The guy just couldn't plant... -If there's a shortage of trees, 353 00:12:55,552 --> 00:12:57,554 there is a shortage of paper, which means, 354 00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,155 eventually, there will be a shortage 355 00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:01,591 of ways to wipe your ass! 356 00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:04,294 -It's... -I don't wipe my ass with paper towels, first of all. 357 00:13:04,394 --> 00:13:06,429 You will when there's no more toilet tissue... 358 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,198 You need to calm down. You need to calm down. 359 00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,599 -We're supposed to be having fun here with... -It's inflation. 360 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:10,834 -Man, it's inflation. -We're supposed to be having fun 361 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:12,269 with the thing. You're stressing my... 362 00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:13,970 Anyway, let's make like teenagers 363 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,239 and move from Instagram to TikTok. 364 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,742 There are a lot of things you can learn on TikTok, you know? 365 00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:21,745 How to cook a gourmet meal in ten seconds, 366 00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:24,114 how to harmonize with yourself, 367 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,650 what features every other social media company 368 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,852 will have in six months. You can learn everything. 369 00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:31,021 And one girl learned something 370 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:33,223 that just might have saved her life. 371 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:35,992 Investigators say a hand signal seen on many TikTok videos 372 00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:38,361 on social media helped lead to the rescue 373 00:13:38,461 --> 00:13:40,697 of a missing 16-year-old girl from North Carolina. 374 00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:43,633 Sheriff's deputies in Kentucky say a driver called 911, 375 00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:47,037 reporting a girl in a nearby car made these hand gestures 376 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,572 to warn she wasn't safe. 377 00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:50,006 And you tuck your thumb in, 378 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,042 and all four fingers over that thumb, 379 00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:54,044 -and back and forth. -DAVID MUIR: Incredible. 380 00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:56,846 They found the car, arrested this 61-year-old man. 381 00:13:56,947 --> 00:14:00,183 He now faces charges, including unlawful imprisonment. 382 00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:01,885 Man, this is amazing. 383 00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:05,088 And it's a good thing about perverts being old men, 384 00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:06,623 because there was no chance 385 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,191 of that 61-year-old man seeing that hand signal 386 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,695 and going, "Yo, yo, yo, that's that thing from TikTok! Hype!" 387 00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:13,597 But this is impressive, man. You just... you just do this, 388 00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:15,732 and it means you are in danger. 389 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,335 The only thing about secret signals is, they only work 390 00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:20,503 if the right amount of people know about them. 391 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:21,871 Like, I'll be honest. 392 00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,174 I hadn't heard of this signal before this story. 393 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:26,243 So I'm glad I wasn't the person in the car. 394 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,913 Because if I was in my car, and that girl had driven by me 395 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:32,282 and made that sign, I would have just been like, 396 00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:34,217 "Right on, sister. Black power." 397 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:35,986 (horn toots, tires squeal) 398 00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,387 I, for one, am really excited about this, 399 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,990 because I-I think we... we're long overdue 400 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,125 a hand signal that means you're in danger. 401 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,627 You know, we have... we have so many other 402 00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:44,895 hand signals for other things. 403 00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:47,430 You know, I'm choking. I'm gonna kill you. 404 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,967 Can I put my leftover hot dog in your empty Pringles can? 405 00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:54,137 -(mumbles) Go... -It's not enough. Come on! Come on! 406 00:14:54,237 --> 00:14:56,539 -Shh. Damn! -Roy. Roy? 407 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,708 What's-what's going on, man? 408 00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,877 I'm preparing for the inflation. 409 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:03,380 I'm getting the paper towels now before the prices get too crazy. 410 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,182 'Cause everybody is going to try and buy all of this shit, bro. 411 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,586 -What are you talking about? -Hey, man, this website... 412 00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:11,488 Can I get your password real quick for your Amazon? 413 00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,257 'Cause this Amazon is... they sold out. 414 00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:16,326 Yeah, but my Amazon is the same as your Amazon. 415 00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:18,461 -What do you mean, "My Amazon"? -You don't have, like, 416 00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:21,197 an African Amazon or something that you use? Like a separate... 417 00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,366 No, why would there be an African Amazon? 418 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:26,736 -That's where the Amazon is. -No, that's South America. 419 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:29,306 I'm South Africa. 420 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,742 That's my bad. You gonna give me your password or not, though? 421 00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,377 No, I'm not gonna give you... Roy, you don't need... 422 00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:36,379 Dude, we're doing the jokes. You're stressing... 423 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:38,315 Look how much paper towels you've got. 424 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,883 This is not enough! 425 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:41,685 Bro, inflation is all around us. 426 00:15:41,785 --> 00:15:43,353 I've been thinking about this, man, I've been thinking. 427 00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,654 Everything is expanding. 428 00:15:44,754 --> 00:15:46,923 It's not just the price of gas and milk and food. 429 00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:49,192 Everything's expanding. Tweets are longer. 430 00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:50,827 Movies are longer. 431 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,529 This show is 45 minutes! 432 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:56,499 The next Spider-Man has three Spider-Men in it. 433 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,836 Multiverse. We need enough paper towel 434 00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,538 to wipe our ass in three different universes. 435 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:04,107 It's not enough. 436 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,176 Why are you wiping your ass with paper towels? 437 00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:07,544 What happened to tissues? 438 00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:10,814 'Cause all the toilet tissue's been sold out! 439 00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:13,450 -Okay. -Do you want some paper towel? 440 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,752 -No, Roy, I don't need... -Do you want any paper towel? 441 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,888 Roy, relax. This is crazy. 442 00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,589 -Just relax. -(mumbles) 443 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,926 I'm just... you're just being crazy right now. 444 00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,562 All right, finally, let's talk about working from home. 445 00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:28,098 More and more people are working from home, 446 00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,133 and it definitely has its benefits, right? 447 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,635 There's no commuting. 448 00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:33,503 You don't have to share a bathroom. 449 00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,139 You can watch your kids grow up into losers 450 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,707 right in front of your eyes. 451 00:16:37,807 --> 00:16:40,544 But there are drawbacks, too, and one of them 452 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,913 that a lot of people have noticed during the pandemic 453 00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:46,249 is that when you don't actually leave the office 454 00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:50,120 at the end of the day, the workday never really ends. 455 00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:53,323 Which is why one country has had enough. 456 00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:55,325 NEWSMAN: Portugal is not playing around 457 00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,360 with work-life balance this morning. 458 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,930 The Portuguese parliament has just passed a new labor law 459 00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:02,699 making it illegal for employers to contact 460 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:05,502 their employees when they are off the clock. 461 00:17:05,602 --> 00:17:07,704 Under this new rule, employers could be penalized 462 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:09,573 for contacting employees after work hours 463 00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:12,075 and will be forced to pay for increased expenses 464 00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:14,077 as a result of working from home. 465 00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:18,081 Things like the employee's gas, even their electricity bill. 466 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,349 Wow! Portugal! 467 00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,884 This is so gangsta. 468 00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:24,087 Making it illegal to contact employees out of work. 469 00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,322 You realize that means 470 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:27,424 now when your boss calls you during dinner, 471 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,659 you can just pick up the phone and be like, 472 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:30,894 "Hold on, hold on, hold on, sir. 473 00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:33,163 "Uh, yes, let me put you on a conference call... 474 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:35,198 "with the police, bitch! 475 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:36,399 Ha-ha!" 476 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:39,102 And this law will have effects beyond Portugal, 477 00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,737 you understand that, because if Portugal 478 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:42,839 is going to be working less, 479 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,108 that means they're gonna be producing less, 480 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:46,943 and then that means that the rest of the world 481 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:51,248 isn't going to get as much of, um... 482 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,850 They're not gonna... What do they make in Portugal? 483 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,686 They're not going to get as much... 484 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,422 What do they make in Portugal? 485 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:01,825 By the way, this really shows you the difference 486 00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:04,160 between Portugal and America. 487 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:07,597 Like, a labor victory in Portugal and most of Europe 488 00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:11,301 is outlawing your boss contacting you after 5:00 p.m. 489 00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:12,702 That's a victory. 490 00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,672 Meanwhile in America, a major labor victory is, like: 491 00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:17,741 Now Amazon workers get a choice 492 00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:20,343 of plastic or glass bottles to pee in! 493 00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:21,945 We did it, guys! 494 00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:23,380 What about you, Roy? You don't mind getting 495 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,415 the occasional work call... Roy, what the hell? 496 00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:27,484 ...13, 14... 497 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,952 -Roy. -31... 498 00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,720 Roy, come on, this is crazy, man. 499 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,756 No, it's not crazy. It's not crazy. 500 00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:34,858 Inflation's serious. We got enough, we got enough. 501 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,993 I think we got enough. I think we're covered. 502 00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,929 -I think we're covered. -Oh, man, it looks like 503 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:40,363 you've bought all the paper towels. 504 00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:42,499 I did. That's exactly what I did. 505 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,534 Yes, but you understand you're creating inflation, 506 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,835 -because you're panicking about inflation. -No. 507 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,771 You're buying a lot of things now, 508 00:18:47,871 --> 00:18:49,239 which is making more inflation, because now you're buying... 509 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,907 If I don't buy it, somebody else is gonna buy it. 510 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:52,976 Therefore I have to be the one to buy it, so that I have it 511 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,678 -(phone buzzing) -when everybody else needs it... 512 00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:55,912 -No. The prob... -Hey, hang on a minute. 513 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:59,749 Yeah, man, I can get you three rolls, $80 a pop. 514 00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:04,321 You gonna pay it or not? 515 00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:08,692 All right, meet me... meet me at the train station. 42nd. 516 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,061 Roy, you're selling paper towels now? 517 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,896 So you're part of the problem. 518 00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:15,065 -I'm not part of the problem. -You're part of... 519 00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:16,833 I sell paper towels. 520 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,368 Now there's no paper... I can't believe... 521 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,503 -Do you have paper towels. -No, I didn't think I would need... 522 00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:22,405 Well, luckily, I know you. Let me just get... 523 00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,708 let me get one of... I'll just get one of the top ones, then. 524 00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:30,881 It's $80. 525 00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,582 $80 a roll? 526 00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:34,184 A sheet. 527 00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:36,386 You just said $80 a roll on the phone now. 528 00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,322 'Cause he got ahead of the curve. You didn't. 529 00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:49,766 Yo, this is some... All right, when we come back, 530 00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:51,268 we're gonna honor America's greatest heroes. 531 00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:52,903 You don't want to miss it. Don't go anywhere. 532 00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:55,138 Roy, come on, you got to give me more than one paper towel. 533 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:57,007 -No, no, no. No, no, no. -Come on. Come on, Roy. 534 00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,308 No. Get back. 535 00:19:58,408 --> 00:20:00,076 Get back! Get back! 536 00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:03,078 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 537 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,346 Tomorrow is Veterans Day, 538 00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:06,215 when America takes a day to honor 539 00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,083 those who served in its armed forces. 540 00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:11,220 But there's another often-forgotten group 541 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,856 of Americans who deserve just as much recognition. 542 00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:17,826 So today, we at The Daily Show are going to honor them. 543 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,195 ANNOUNCER: Every Veterans Day, 544 00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:23,665 we honor the brave Americans who served. 545 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:25,801 But it's time we also recognized 546 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,104 the almost-brave Americans who didn't serve 547 00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:32,341 but want everyone to think they did. 548 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,176 That's why this November 10th 549 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,279 is Almost Veterans Day. 550 00:20:38,247 --> 00:20:40,916 ♪ ♪ 551 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,152 You're the man who goes to the grocery store 552 00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:46,155 dressed like you're ready to assault Fallujah. 553 00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:50,726 You're the man who brings the SEAL Team 6 lingo 554 00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,027 to paintball. 555 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,263 Contact, two tangos on the south ridge. 556 00:20:54,363 --> 00:20:55,764 Lay down a suppressing fire. 557 00:20:55,864 --> 00:20:57,332 I am black on ammo! 558 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,001 What? 559 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,637 I said I'm... Ow! Ow! Ow! 560 00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:04,239 Oh, my God! Oh, God. Aah. 561 00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:05,741 You got to learn the lingo! 562 00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:07,743 ANNOUNCER: You've got all the gear 563 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:09,712 you think veterans wear: 564 00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:12,381 wraparound tactical sunglasses, 565 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:16,251 an operator beard you saw on John Krasinski, 566 00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:20,723 a patriotic T-shirt with way too many words on it, 567 00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:24,727 cargo pants filled with every kind of army knife, 568 00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,963 even though you only use 'em to clean out your vape. 569 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,098 Hey, Alexa, 570 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:31,667 -play Expendables 3. -(chime) 571 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,102 Incoming! 572 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,537 -(shouting) -(chuckles) 573 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:36,872 ANNOUNCER: And, of course, 574 00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:39,575 camo, camo, 575 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,744 camo. 576 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:46,648 Camo that you heroically wore to the Capitol on January 6 577 00:21:46,749 --> 00:21:48,617 with your band of brothers, 578 00:21:48,717 --> 00:21:52,354 who you bravely turned in to the FBI 579 00:21:52,454 --> 00:21:53,789 two weeks later. 580 00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:57,359 And when you're asked why you never enlisted, 581 00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,128 you have a good excuse. 582 00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:00,662 You know, I would've served, 583 00:22:00,763 --> 00:22:03,565 but I'm just not good at following orders. (chuckles) 584 00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,136 We don't care. Nobody cares. 585 00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:10,239 -10-4. -Ugh. 586 00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,374 We don't even say that in the military. 587 00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:14,042 Roger that. 588 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,149 ANNOUNCER: Discipline, dignity, 589 00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,117 self-awareness-- 590 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,754 these are all things you don't have. 591 00:22:25,854 --> 00:22:29,124 But what you do have is Almost Veterans Day, 592 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:33,962 the day your nation thanks you for almost serving. 593 00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:37,699 Oh. Oh, my God! Oh, my shin splints! Oh. Ow! 594 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:44,073 Oh, damn it! Ow! Oh! 595 00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,274 Semper fi, boys. 596 00:22:45,374 --> 00:22:46,875 All right, when we come back, 597 00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:48,310 Bad Bunny will be joining me 598 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,246 right here, on the show, so don't go away. 599 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,250 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 600 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:57,720 My guest is Grammy Award-winning global superstar Bad Bunny. 601 00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:59,922 He's here to talk about making his acting debut 602 00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:03,359 on the Netflix series Narcos: Mexico. 603 00:23:13,703 --> 00:23:15,338 (laughs) 604 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:40,530 (chuckles) Oh, Bad Bunny. 605 00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:42,765 -Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thank you, thank you. 606 00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:45,068 It's so good to have you here, my dude. This has, uh, 607 00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:47,637 this has been quite the whirlwind for you in life. 608 00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:49,972 I-I feel like people don't even know 609 00:23:50,073 --> 00:23:52,809 how amazing your story is. 610 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,177 Even when I was telling it to some of... 611 00:23:54,277 --> 00:23:56,045 some of the people I work with, I was saying, 612 00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:58,748 "Yo, did you know that in 2016, 613 00:23:58,848 --> 00:24:01,584 Bad Bunny was still working at a grocery store?" 614 00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:03,486 -Yeah. -Bagging groceries. 615 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,154 -That's crazy. -Right? 616 00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:06,956 -Yeah. -And we fast-forward to now. 617 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:09,425 The biggest streaming artist on Spotify. 618 00:24:09,525 --> 00:24:12,862 You know, Grammy in the U.S. Latin Grammys. 619 00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:15,264 I mean, 2016. 620 00:24:15,364 --> 00:24:17,066 Do you pinch yourself sometimes 621 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,402 -and go like, "I-I mean, this is life now"? -(laughs) 622 00:24:19,502 --> 00:24:21,971 No. Sometimes I can't believe it, yeah. 623 00:24:22,038 --> 00:24:25,641 You know? But, uh, I work for it. 624 00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:28,478 -Right. -And I'm so grateful 625 00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:30,613 with the life I've got. 626 00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:33,649 It's crazy for me, um, being here, 627 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,084 uh, living my dream. 628 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:37,186 But it's... 629 00:24:37,286 --> 00:24:39,055 it's what I wanted, you know? 630 00:24:39,155 --> 00:24:40,590 2020 came around. 631 00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,558 The pandemic shut everything down. 632 00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:45,995 Most of us couldn't do most of the work we wanted to do. 633 00:24:46,062 --> 00:24:47,530 Bad Bunny comes out. 634 00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,632 He releases not one, not two 635 00:24:49,732 --> 00:24:51,701 -but three projects. -(chuckles) 636 00:24:51,801 --> 00:24:54,203 Like, how are you doing this? 637 00:24:54,303 --> 00:24:55,538 And wh-what is your mentality? 638 00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:58,007 -Why do you work so hard? -It's what I love. 639 00:24:58,107 --> 00:25:01,177 It's-it's my work, and it's my hobby, also. 640 00:25:01,277 --> 00:25:03,479 You know, um, in the pandemic, 641 00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:07,583 it's the only thing that I had to do, 642 00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:11,120 -um, to-to escape from the reality. -Right, right, right. 643 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,956 So it was easy to make music. 644 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,426 When-when someone looks at your life, 645 00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,495 you know, it-it seems like the kind of life 646 00:25:19,595 --> 00:25:23,266 where one minute, everything changed overnight. 647 00:25:23,366 --> 00:25:26,269 But-but it seems like, you know, Bad Bunny that we know 648 00:25:26,369 --> 00:25:28,771 was inspired by Benito who grew up in life going... 649 00:25:28,871 --> 00:25:30,406 -Yeah, of course. -"You know, I do the things 650 00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:31,707 "that I want to do. 651 00:25:31,808 --> 00:25:33,376 I believe in certain things and I aim for them." 652 00:25:33,476 --> 00:25:36,712 And that-that's what got you to where you are today. 653 00:25:36,813 --> 00:25:38,848 Beyond just the music you make, 654 00:25:38,981 --> 00:25:39,982 what do you think it is about you 655 00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:41,718 that makes you so successful? 656 00:25:41,818 --> 00:25:45,888 Um, I think that... 657 00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:50,226 there's a very important, um, 658 00:25:50,326 --> 00:25:53,429 detail, and it's that I-I'm... 659 00:25:53,529 --> 00:25:54,831 I'm the same guy. 660 00:25:54,931 --> 00:25:56,265 I'm real, you know? 661 00:25:56,365 --> 00:25:58,201 I-I don't want to be like a... 662 00:25:58,301 --> 00:26:00,336 like a... character. 663 00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:02,338 -Oh, right, right, right, yeah. -You know? For that is Narcos, 664 00:26:02,438 --> 00:26:04,340 you know? So, in-in my music, 665 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,776 it's-it's Benito. It's-- Bad Bunny is Benito. 666 00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:08,411 There-There's no difference 667 00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:11,013 between-between Benito and Bad Bunny. 668 00:26:11,114 --> 00:26:14,650 So I think that people can, um, 669 00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:16,552 feel, uh... 670 00:26:16,652 --> 00:26:19,689 -conectarse. (speaks Spanish) Con-con mi música. -Yeah, yeah. 671 00:26:19,789 --> 00:26:22,125 So that's the... 672 00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:23,826 the key of my... 673 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,161 -what I think, you know? -Like, they connect 674 00:26:25,261 --> 00:26:26,629 -to the authenticity in your music. -Yeah. 675 00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:28,364 -They feel who you are and... -Yeah. They feel me. 676 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:31,667 -They feel my feeling. They feel my-- what I'm saying. -Right. 677 00:26:31,768 --> 00:26:35,171 And... it's-it's my magic, 678 00:26:35,271 --> 00:26:36,172 what I think. 679 00:26:36,272 --> 00:26:37,407 Yeah, I-I think it's-- 680 00:26:37,507 --> 00:26:39,509 I think it's the fact that you're not just real 681 00:26:39,609 --> 00:26:42,178 but you're not afraid of being real. 682 00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,580 And-and even in your music, in your style, 683 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,082 we've seen so much of that. 684 00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:49,585 Like, you've broken the idea of what machismo even is, you know? 685 00:26:49,685 --> 00:26:51,821 Bad Bunny comes out, is like, "Yo, I'll paint my nails. 686 00:26:51,921 --> 00:26:53,689 "I'll wear whatever fashion I want to wear. 687 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:55,725 I'll-I'll break and make trends." 688 00:26:55,825 --> 00:26:57,527 You know, the way-- the way you've treated women, 689 00:26:57,627 --> 00:26:59,028 the way you've spoken about women, 690 00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,931 the way you-you've spoken about people from the LGBTQ community, 691 00:27:01,964 --> 00:27:03,566 whether it's gay, trans, whatever, 692 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,334 Bad Bunny goes like, "Hey, man, these are my views, 693 00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:06,669 and this is my music." 694 00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,938 And I think it's broken a lot of what people think 695 00:27:09,038 --> 00:27:10,406 music should or wouldn't be. 696 00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,841 Like, where did that come from? 697 00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:14,110 Yeah, especially from-from my music, 698 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:16,779 from my genre, the reggaetón. 699 00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:20,650 Uh, it's like rap, hip-hop is so... 700 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,585 -machistas, like you say. -Yeah. 701 00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:26,055 Um, I just trying to-to unify, you know? 702 00:27:26,155 --> 00:27:27,090 Every people, 703 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:29,492 like, every... 704 00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:33,963 person, every-everybody can, uh, 705 00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:36,699 -feel comfortable with my music... -Definitely. 706 00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:39,302 ...with my... in-- with my videos, 707 00:27:39,402 --> 00:27:42,872 can feel comf-comfortable in-in the concerts. 708 00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:44,040 You know? 709 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:46,776 Like, create a space 710 00:27:46,876 --> 00:27:50,780 when-- uh, where everyone can feel comfortable 711 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,814 -with the music. -I love that. 712 00:27:51,914 --> 00:27:54,417 It's-it's what I... what I try. 713 00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:59,655 You've won Latin Grammys, and you won an American Grammy. 714 00:27:59,756 --> 00:28:01,924 -You know? The gringo Grammy. -The gringo Grammy. 715 00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:03,393 -Right. -(laughs) Right. 716 00:28:03,493 --> 00:28:05,094 -And you didn't change anything. -No. 717 00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:07,330 What do you think it is about your music that is able 718 00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:10,233 to cross the boundaries of language that people thought 719 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,668 would stop an artist like you becoming successful? 720 00:28:12,769 --> 00:28:15,972 I think it's what I told you that people can feel me. 721 00:28:16,072 --> 00:28:17,774 You know, I... If-if... 722 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:20,777 -I'm Latino, I'm Puerto Rican. -Yeah. 723 00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:22,612 -(speaking Spanish) -Uh-huh. 724 00:28:22,712 --> 00:28:24,514 People can feel that, you know. 725 00:28:24,614 --> 00:28:27,183 And no where... no-no matter where-where you are... 726 00:28:27,283 --> 00:28:29,318 (speaking Spanish) 727 00:28:33,956 --> 00:28:38,327 Why I...? Why... I have to change? You know? 728 00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:40,363 -I know exactly what you mean. -It's... It... 729 00:28:40,463 --> 00:28:42,598 You... Um... 730 00:28:42,698 --> 00:28:44,200 You don't... 731 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,335 (speaking Spanish) 732 00:28:50,106 --> 00:28:52,909 Like, you know, no one's asked to a gringo... 733 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,343 To switch over the other way. 734 00:28:54,444 --> 00:28:55,912 -"You have to change to..." -Right, right, right. 735 00:28:55,978 --> 00:28:57,146 -No, you-you... -Yeah. 736 00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:59,048 People love your music because... 737 00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:01,050 -And it has traveled the world in English... -Yeah. 738 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,318 -...it looks like it. -Yeah, so... 739 00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:03,920 Now Bad Bunny's doing it the other way around. 740 00:29:03,953 --> 00:29:07,457 This is who I am. This is my music. This is my culture. 741 00:29:07,557 --> 00:29:09,625 If you don't like it, don't listen to me. 742 00:29:09,726 --> 00:29:11,661 If you like it, you know. 743 00:29:11,761 --> 00:29:13,229 You also do what you love. 744 00:29:13,329 --> 00:29:15,765 I think that's-that's one of the things I admire about you. 745 00:29:15,932 --> 00:29:18,134 You work hard, you speak out, 746 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,636 and you show up for the causes that you believe in. 747 00:29:20,737 --> 00:29:24,173 And then, you take three months off of making music 748 00:29:24,273 --> 00:29:26,342 to go and prepare to be a wrestler in the WWE. 749 00:29:26,442 --> 00:29:28,778 Talk me through that process. 750 00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:30,546 How do you go from making music to going, 751 00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,950 "No, I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna fight in the WWE"? 752 00:29:33,983 --> 00:29:35,618 -(laughs) -And you trained for real, by the way. 753 00:29:35,718 --> 00:29:36,953 This is real training. 754 00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:39,956 Yeah, real training. Work hard. Yeah. 755 00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:44,193 I always been a wrestling fan... 756 00:29:44,293 --> 00:29:46,295 wrestling fan. Uh, I... 757 00:29:46,396 --> 00:29:47,964 Who was your favorite wrestler growing up? 758 00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:50,266 -Uh, I have a couple, you know. -Okay. 759 00:29:50,366 --> 00:29:51,968 -Triple H, Undertaker. -All right. 760 00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:57,607 Um, but, also, I have been collaborating 761 00:29:57,707 --> 00:30:00,543 with-with wrestle in my videos, 762 00:30:00,643 --> 00:30:04,080 -like Stone Cold, Ric Flair, um... -Oh, got it, got it. 763 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:09,052 So I think that they start to-to watch that 764 00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:13,489 and say, "Who this guy that is working with...?" You know? 765 00:30:13,589 --> 00:30:17,960 Um, in the end, they-they make me the invitation. 766 00:30:18,061 --> 00:30:20,730 And I say... 767 00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:23,433 Like, they asked me, like, 768 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,601 "what you gonna do?" And I said, like, 769 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:29,138 -"I want to fight. I want to go to..."-That's crazy. 770 00:30:29,238 --> 00:30:31,641 -"Are you sure? Are you sure?" -That's crazy. Muy loco. 771 00:30:31,741 --> 00:30:33,943 And I said, "Oh, I want to, I want to. 772 00:30:34,043 --> 00:30:36,546 "I'm gonna... I'm gonna do 773 00:30:36,646 --> 00:30:39,215 whatever I have to do, you know," so... 774 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,284 -Did you enjoy it? -Yeah, yeah. 775 00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,286 It was hard, but I enjoyed it. 776 00:30:43,386 --> 00:30:44,987 I enjoyed the whole process. 777 00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,791 'Cause, um, I think that... 778 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,060 (speaks Spanish) I need it, you know? 779 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,929 -Yeah. -'Cause with... 780 00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:56,265 -with the pandemic and all the stuff... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 781 00:30:56,365 --> 00:31:02,238 'Cause I, um, I dropped three albums, but, uh... 782 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:05,341 (speaks Spanish) 783 00:31:05,441 --> 00:31:07,376 You know, don't... I don't... 784 00:31:07,477 --> 00:31:09,378 You had no performances. No performances at the concerts. 785 00:31:09,479 --> 00:31:11,280 You weren't doing... you weren't feeling the crowd. 786 00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,049 -Yeah. -You weren't getting that energy. 787 00:31:13,149 --> 00:31:16,586 I wanted something, you know, adrenalina, adrenaline. 788 00:31:16,686 --> 00:31:17,286 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 789 00:31:17,387 --> 00:31:18,654 Before I let you go, 790 00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:22,392 I want to talk about the next journey in Benito's life. 791 00:31:22,492 --> 00:31:24,761 You know, you've really dominated music, 792 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,562 and it's really beautiful to see what you've done. 793 00:31:26,662 --> 00:31:28,464 -Thank you. -Um, acting is the next foray. 794 00:31:28,564 --> 00:31:30,500 We saw the clip, Narcos: Mexico, one of my favorite shows 795 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,934 -of all time. -Oh, yeah? 796 00:31:31,968 --> 00:31:33,403 Yeah. I'm trying to learn Spanish, 797 00:31:33,503 --> 00:31:35,471 because I want to watch the show without subtitles. 798 00:31:35,571 --> 00:31:37,306 -That's me. Yeah. -(laughs) 799 00:31:37,407 --> 00:31:40,676 Um, you know? And so... and so we see you in Narcos. 800 00:31:40,777 --> 00:31:43,045 I mean, you're in a movie with Brad Pitt. 801 00:31:43,146 --> 00:31:45,448 I mean, this is... you know... 802 00:31:45,548 --> 00:31:47,817 -That's crazy. -Are you enjoying the acting journey? 803 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,420 Is this... is this a new challenge for you? 804 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,754 -It's a new challenge, -Yeah? 805 00:31:51,888 --> 00:31:55,892 Yeah, it is. Um, I always liked to act, 806 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,562 and now I got the opportunity. 807 00:31:59,662 --> 00:32:02,598 So I'm so glad. Um... 808 00:32:02,698 --> 00:32:04,567 I'm enjoying the... 809 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,069 this process. 810 00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:07,804 I enjoy the music. 811 00:32:07,904 --> 00:32:09,972 Um, it's... 812 00:32:10,073 --> 00:32:13,509 it's different, but have a lot of things in common, you know? 813 00:32:13,609 --> 00:32:14,811 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 814 00:32:14,911 --> 00:32:18,247 -Work hard, be responsible, you know, focus, -Right. 815 00:32:18,347 --> 00:32:20,917 respect the others, you know, it's the same, 816 00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:22,819 so it's great, it's great. 817 00:32:22,919 --> 00:32:26,456 Uh, not just Narcos, but you have inspired me. 818 00:32:26,556 --> 00:32:29,158 I'm learning Spanish with my team. 819 00:32:29,258 --> 00:32:31,227 -Great. -And then next time you come on the show, 820 00:32:31,327 --> 00:32:33,162 I'm gonna do the interview in Spanish, 821 00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:35,231 and then we'll see how good I am. 822 00:32:35,331 --> 00:32:37,333 -We'll flip things around. -(speaks Spanish) 823 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,135 -Yeah? We'll do it. -Yeah! 824 00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:40,636 Thank you so much for being here, man. 825 00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:42,238 -Thank you. -I appreciate you. 826 00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:44,173 All right, Narcos: Mexico is available right now on Netflix. 827 00:32:44,273 --> 00:32:45,808 You know where you can find the music. 828 00:32:45,942 --> 00:32:47,043 It's on Spotify, people. 829 00:32:47,143 --> 00:32:48,578 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 830 00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,713 but we'll be right back after this. 831 00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:53,882 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go... 832 00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:55,551 Thanksgiving is one of the busiest times 833 00:32:55,651 --> 00:32:58,654 for the Feeding America network of food banks and meal programs. 834 00:32:58,754 --> 00:33:00,856 If you would like to support them in their mission 835 00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:03,359 to bring nourishing food to people in need, 836 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,294 then please donate at the link below 837 00:33:05,394 --> 00:33:08,230 and help make the holidays brighter for your neighbors. 838 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:11,700 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, get your vaccine, 839 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,971 and remember, milk is four dollars a gallon right now, 840 00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:19,475 which might seem expensive, but look at it this way: 841 00:33:19,575 --> 00:33:21,377 now it's six dollars. 842 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,013 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 843 00:33:24,113 --> 00:33:27,216 People magazine named their new Sexiest Man Alive yesterday. 844 00:33:27,316 --> 00:33:28,384 -Who was it? -Who was it? 845 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,652 Paul Rudd. 846 00:33:29,752 --> 00:33:31,120 -Really? -Really? 847 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:34,189 He's a good-looking guy, but Sexiest Man Alive? 848 00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:35,658 -You have to... -What?! 849 00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,793 I guess Henry Golding and Idris Elba and Brad Pitt 850 00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:39,728 were not available that day... 851 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:42,631 -(laughter) -so they got Paul Rudd. 852 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,367 He proves that all of us have a chance. 853 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:47,803 I can see George Clooney, but color me surprised. 854 00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,472 It just proves that anybody can be Sexiest Man Alive. 855 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:52,841 -So maybe, Gary, you and I have a chance. -Yes. 856 00:33:52,941 --> 00:33:55,477 It doesn't seem like these sexiest people age. 857 00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:57,579 I think they have some kind of agreement 858 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,382 with an evil entity of sorts. 859 00:34:00,482 --> 00:34:02,718 He's obviously coloring that hair. He's cheating. 860 00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:05,454 He's still sexy, though, I'm sure.