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Do you guys celebrate Twitter?
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-(chuckling)
-WOMAN: Yeah.
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-Okay. Well...
-(man whoops)
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Anyway, um,
Twitter announced today
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they have a new feature that
they're gonna be rolling out.
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It's like a paid subscription.
It's called Twitter Blue.
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And basically you pay, I think,
it's three dollars a month
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and they'll give you, like,
top-tier features
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such as you can, like,
redo a tweet
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but within 30 seconds
of-of writing it.
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Which I know some of you
right now are like,
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"Trevor, are they making us pay
three dollars
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just to, like, wait?" Yeah.
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You're paying three dollars
for, like--
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It's just like a m-- Like,
if you read your own tweets
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before you send them,
you don't need this feature.
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But if you're the kind
of person who, like,
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is prone to,
like, sending tweets
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and then being like "Ah!"
immediately,
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then this is a great feature
for you.
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I should-- I should--
Sometimes I scroll Twitter
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and then I'm like,
"What am I doing here?"
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If they paid me
three dollars a month,
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then I'd be like, "Ah, this--
What am I doing here?
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Yes, I get paid. All right."
Then I scroll.
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I would do it. I think there's
just other ways to make money.
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It's still better
than Facebook though, so...
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in New York City,
the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight,
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Christmas comes too early.
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Are bees racist?
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And Emily Ratajkowski.
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah!
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I am Trevor Noah.
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Joining me for today's headlines
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is the one and only
Ronny Chieng.
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-How you doing, Ronny?
-Hey! I'm good.
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Thanks for having me back
in here. Finally.
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Nice comfy seat.
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What do you mean, "finally,"
like you were waiting?
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Yeah. I mean, I've been waiting
all week to get asked back.
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It's hard to get invite
to this goddamn show.
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There's no invite. There's just,
like, different people
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and then, like, you guys,
like... You know?
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Try to mess around.
Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks for giving me
the comfy seat though.
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No one ever gets the comfy seat.
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Because I'm special.
Right, Trevor?
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It's also the other seat
was out to be cleaned,
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-so...
-All right. Well... (chuckles)
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-You look good in it though.
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-You look very good.
I like that. -Could use a cigar
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-and a scotch though,
but, I mean... -No.
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No smoking or drinking
on the show.
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All right, let's get
into today's headlines.
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We're gonna get to the big news
from Washington
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and around the world,
but let's kick things off
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with a story about Christmas.
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It's the reason you let
the fat man from the mall
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break into your house.
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Every year, people complain
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about it coming earlier
and earlier.
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But, this year,
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someone is doing something
about it, finally.
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NEWSMAN: Someone posted a photo
of a sign from a Texas bar.
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It says, in all caps,
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"Mariah Carey's 'All I Want
for Christmas Is You'
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will be skipped if played before
December 1" on the jukebox.
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"After December 1,
the song is only allowed
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one time per night."
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I don't hate Mariah Carey,
and I don't hate Christmas.
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NEWSWOMAN: But the general
manager of Stoneleigh P says
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customers play
Mariah's megahit too often
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and too soon before Christmas.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: One person tweeted,
"Is this the war on Christmas
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I've heard about?"
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The star responded with a photo
of herself in body armor,
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ready for battle.
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Yeah, you better believe
she's ready for battle.
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This song gets her a new mansion
every year.
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You better back the (bleep) off.
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And people shouldn't blame
Mariah Carey
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that her song is so popular.
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Really,
what we should be pissed off at
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is all the classic Christmas
songs for being so trash.
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That's why everyone has to play
Mariah Carey all the time.
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Like "Deck the halls
with boughs of holly"?
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What is that?
That's not a carol.
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Those are just instructions.
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And what about "I Saw Mommy
Kissing Santa Claus"?
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That kid is watching his
parents' marriage fall apart,
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and that's supposed to put me
in the holiday spirit?
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And don't forget "Silent Night."
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You know how hard it is
to have sex to that song?
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Like, I mean, I've done it,
but it's work.
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-This is trash.
-Yeah.
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You don't want to mess with,
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-by the way. People go pretty
crazy with that stuff. -Yeah.
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Like, one time,
I forgot to put the apostrophe
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on Beyoncé's name,
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and the Beyhive
came on my Instagram hard.
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They just kept coming, man.
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Like, they're not like
your fans.
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You know what I mean?
Your fans are, like, pussies.
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Like, I can talk shit about you
all day,
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no one ever comes after me.
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I-I don't know.
I think they get pretty angry
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-if you say things.
-Oh, I don't know. I mean,
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we can try right now.
I mean, Trevor,
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enough with the book already.
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'Kay? We get it.
You were born a felon
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or you murdered someone
as a baby.
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Okay? We got it. Enough.
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Enough with the apartheid stuff.
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All right? It's very depressing.
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Come at me.
Come after me, Trevorheads.
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Or what do you call
your fan base?
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Afrikans. With a-- with a "K,"
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so it's not racist.
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Or maybe it makes it
more racist. I don't know.
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Just come after me, guys.
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They're gonna come for you,
Ronny.
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They're not coming for me.
They're not like...
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-They'll come for you. -They're
not like Mariah Carey fans.
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I-I hope my fans are.
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-They're gonna come for you.
-No, they don't care.
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And they're gonna
make you regret what you said
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and they're gonna ask you
to apologize.
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Come at me, guys.
I'm right here.
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@ronnychieng.
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All right, let's move on from
the war against Mariah Carey
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to the war against COVID.
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Governments around the world
are using
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every tool at their disposal
to convince holdouts
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to get vaccinated.
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They're offering them money,
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they're laying down mandates,
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they're threatening to ban them
from the NFL Hall of Fame.
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And now Singapore
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has decided to hit
the unvaccinated
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where it hurts most,
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their wallets.
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One country will no longer
foot the bill
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for unvaccinated patients.
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Singapore says anyone
who is unvaccinated by choice
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will not get
free COVID treatment.
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Right now, the government is
paying for treatment
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for any resident
who is sick with COVID.
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85% of eligible people in
Singapore are fully vaccinated.
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The governor says people
who don't want to be vaccinated
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make up the bulk of new cases
and hospitalizations.
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Ooh.
Singapore isn't messing around.
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In America, if you say
you don't want the vaccine,
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the government is like, "Please.
Please take the vaccine!
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Please! We'll give you money!"
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Singapore is like, "Okay, okay,
it's gonna be like that?
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"Oh, well, you best bring your
checkbook to the hospital then,
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because these ventilators
are by the hour, bitch!"
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They really don't mess around
in Singapore, man.
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Don't forget,
this is the same country
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that'll cane your ass
just for littering.
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They're like the parents
down the block
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that actually do the shit that
you threaten your kids with.
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You're just like,
"Don't make me count to three!"
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Then you look out the window,
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and Singapore is stuffing
their kid into a cannon.
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"I told you, the toilet roll
goes over, not under!"
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And, look,
I understand the argument here.
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Why shouldn't you have to pay
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for your preventable
health problems?
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I mean, would it be fair
for you to pay the same rates
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as the guys from Jackass?
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Most people don't have
to be treated
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for being rolled down a mountain
in a Porta Potti.
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It's not fair.
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But at the same time, though,
it is a slippery slope,
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because using that logic,
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should alcoholics pay
for their own liver transplant?
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Should overweight people pay
for their heart medication?
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Should New York Jets fans
have to pay
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for their own anti-depressants?
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Where do you draw the line?
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Hmm? It's a sticky situation.
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Yeah, but in Singapore...
Trevor, I don't think
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people realize,
Singapore is saying
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that if you don't
take the COVID vaccine,
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you have to pay
for your COVID treatment,
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which is a huge deal
in Singapore
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because Singapore essentially
has universal health care.
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So for them to come out and say,
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"You are going to pay
for your own stuff.
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"If you don't take
the COVID vaccine,
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we're going to treat you
like an American."
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-That's huge.
-That's...
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That's a punishment
in Singapore?
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In Singapore, being treated
like an American
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in the health care system
is the biggest punishment
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-you could give someone.
-Damn.
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So you're gonna have to worry
about your co-pays,
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you're gonna have to look
at your disbursements.
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You have to call
Blue Cross Blue Shield.
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You have to find someone
in network.
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In Singapore, we just...
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The health care system
just works.
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Like, we never...
You know, I...
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I can't explain this
in five seconds
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so no one's gonna care.
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But essentially, it takes,
like, free-market principles
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and socialist principles
and combines them together.
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All they care about is
efficiency in Singapore.
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They don't politicize solutions.
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Which is why it's so weird
in America where everything...
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I never even heard the word
"socialism" until I got here.
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I mean, we just care
about inputs versus outputs.
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-You know what I mean?
-Um, I mean, I hear you.
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I was in Singapore, and they...
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That explains a lot of, like,
everything there.
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Yeah, it's all
about efficiency.
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-It's just extremely efficient.
-Yeah.
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What is the best thing?
And then they do it.
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Yeah. We don't care
about labeling stuff.
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We're not about labels.
Just go for it.
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But then, that's weird,
because, like,
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you've spent a lot of time
living in Singapore,
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-and you-you label me all the
the time. -Yeah, but that's...
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We're in America.
That's why I came here for--
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to label things and people.
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Oh, so, in Singapore,
you'd be nicer to me?
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Oh, 100%, yeah.
This wouldn't have even...
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We couldn't even do this show
in Singapore.
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-We'd be arrested immediately.
-(laughter)
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In Singapore,
you'll live forever,
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-but you'll have way less fun.
Yeah. -Okay.
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All right, well,
before we move to Singapore,
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let's move, uh,
to Washington, D.C.
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You know, it's like Washington
Marvel, but not as good.
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Over the weekend,
after months of fighting
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between liberal
and moderate Democrats,
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the House finally passed
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America's biggest
infrastructure bill in decades.
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It's gonna do things like repair
America's crumbling bridges,
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fix America's crumbling roads,
and vacuum up the mess
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from America's crumbling
Nature Valley granola bars.
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Who make those things? Why don't
they never stick together?
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It's like you don't have any...
Anyway...
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And even though this bill was
mostly passed along party lines,
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it wouldn't have gotten through
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if 13 Republicans hadn't
voted for it, too.
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Which a lot
of their fellow Republicans
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are now really pissed about.
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In fact, Donald Trump said
the Republicans who voted
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to fix America's infrastructure
should be ashamed of themselves.
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And Marjorie Taylor Greene,
she called them traitors
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who are helping the
"communist takeover of America."
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Which I know sounds crazy,
but think about it:
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how are Soviet tanks going
to invade America
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over the newly refurbished roads
and bridges.
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That's why you got to keep
your infrastructure broken.
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It's called homeland security,
people.
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But for some Republicans
who helped to pass
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the infrastructure bill, those
comments from Trump and Greene
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were actually the nicer ones.
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One member of Congress says
he's been harassed
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for actually trying to deliver
for folks back home.
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Congressman Fred Upton was one
of just 13 Republicans
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to vote for the president's
infrastructure bill last week.
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Partly thanks to Upton's vote,
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more than $10 billion
will head to Michigan
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to help fix those lead pipes,
along with bridges and roads.
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Despite that,
one of Upton's constituents
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left him this voice mail.
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And they say
political discourse is dead.
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You know,
I know this is terrible,
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but if you look
at the bright side,
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he's just saying things that
are eventually going to happen.
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We are all going to die.
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All our families
are going to die.
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So on a long enough timeline,
he's just stating facts.
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At the same time, though,
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I will admit
this is really disturbing.
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Because what kind of person
leaves voice mails anymore?
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Yo, that shit is creepy.
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Just write that shit
on Insta comments
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like a normal person.
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What's amazing to me
about this situation
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is that this partisan anger,
it's happening
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over an infrastructure bill,
people.
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Infrastructure!
I mean, I would get it
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if the new roads
they were building
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all led to an abortion clinic,
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or if they were adding
special carpool lanes
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that were just
for nonbinary people.
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But it's just fixing things
for everybody.
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So I don't get the anger.
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I mean, this dude was
so furious, by the end of it,
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he was running out of people
to threaten.
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I hope your family dies
and your staff dies
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and y-your friends from college
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and the guy at Starbucks
who knows your order,
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I hope he dies.
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I hope my family dies
and you feel guilty about it.
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Goddamn it!
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You know, sadly,
this is the climate
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that public officials
have to deal with these days.
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Congress members are receiving
so many threats
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that now they're just gonna have
to change their call menu.
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Yeah, it's gonna be, like:
To ask a question, press one.
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For office hours and address,
press two.
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To tell your representatives
to go (bleep) themselves,
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out of their (bleeping),
press three.
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Trevor, I think
you're misunderstanding here.
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That guy
was just speaking American.
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He was just saying:
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I wish you would read
the details of the bill,
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because we believe
that the states should decide
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where the funding should go
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instead
of the federal government.
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Like, I'll speak American to you
right now.
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-Okay. -(bleep) you.
(bleep) your family.
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I hope you die. I hope they die.
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What I was really saying
in American is,
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"Can you come over
for Thanksgiving?
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-I'd really love to have you."
-Wow.
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Am I invited to Thanksgiving?
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Yeah, of course,
(bleep) you, yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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Now, while most of Congress
is arguing over infrastructure
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and social services, Josh
Hawley, senator from Missouri
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and that guy
at your high school reunion
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who keeps telling everyone
how much his watch cost,
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has his eye on some much,
much bigger balls.
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"Men are no longer men."
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That is the lament of
Republican senator Josh Hawley,
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who is really trying to make
masculinity a political issue.
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The left wing attack
on manhood says to men:
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you're part of the problem.
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It says that your masculinity
is inherently problematic,
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it's inherently oppressive.
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As conservatives, we've got to
call men back to responsibility.
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We've got to say that spending
your time not working--
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and we have more and more men
who are not working--
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spending your time
on video games,
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spending your time watching porn
online while doing nothing
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is not good for you,
your family or this country.
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Okay, first of all,
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working and watching porn
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are not mutually exclusive.
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Plenty of men have figured out
how to do it.
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It's called multitasking,
Senator.
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And, honestly, I'm surprised
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that Josh Hawley
is criticizing porn,
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'cause that's the last place
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that upholds
traditional gender roles.
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It's always a pizza delivery guy
or a pool boy
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while the women are cast
in traditional feminine roles,
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like stepmom, stepsister
or step-cheerleader.
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And don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
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There is an argument to be made
about the negative effects
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of excessive porn
and video games on society,
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but to blame it on
the left-wing attack on manhood?
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Yo, that shit is ridiculous.
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You know why people
are watching more porn?
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Because it's too easy now.
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Do you know
how much effort it took
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to watch porn back in the day?
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You couldn't just pull it up
on your phone.
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Couldn't just type something
into your laptop. No.
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You had to ask to borrow
a sticky, old magazine
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from your older brother's
cousin's friend.
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And he buried it in
a secret spot out in the woods,
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so you're out there in the woods
trying to find this magazine,
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covered in dirt,
fending off chipmunks and owls.
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You get lost out there because
you don't have an iPhone yet.
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So now you're wandering
around the woods. You're hungry.
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But all you brought with you
was the lotion.
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So now you're eating the lotion.
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And finally, you give up
on finding the magazine.
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You just rub one out to
the hottest tree you can find.
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Is that the dignity you're
talking about, Senator Hawley?
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I nearly died
in those woods, man.
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I nearly died.
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Yeah, Trevor, this is...
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This guy is talking
about how porn is disgusting
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like someone who just finished
jerking off to porn.
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You know what I mean?
Like, give him 15 minutes.
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-(laughs)
-He'll be back on the po...
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He'll be like, "You know what?
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You know, porn,
sometimes it's okay."
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Also, I'm so confused once again
in America.
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Is this the country of freedom
or not?
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It's like, we're free
to take the vaccine if we want,
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but we...
we're not allowed to jerk off
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and play video games?
What is freedom for, then?
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I mean, also, this guy, like...
He's talking...
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He's also blaming
left-wing people
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for video games and porn?
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It's not like...
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Like, it's not like
Bernie Sanders is going,
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"We need free college tuition,
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"free health care
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and to yank it to these hos."
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That would be a great switch
for Bernie. I'm not gonna front.
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00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,955
-Yeah. I mean...
-He would surprise people
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if that's what he came out
and said.
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I know. It's just so confusing.
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And look. And look, by the way,
i-if Senator Hawley thinks
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that men
aren't learning responsibility
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because
they're playing video games,
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on the other hand,
like, maybe the solution
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isn't to spend less time gaming.
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Maybe the real solution
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is to make games
that teach men better lessons.
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MAN: From the studio that
brought you Grand Theft Auto
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and that horse version
of Grand Theft Auto
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comes Grand Theft Minivan,
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the game that teaches you
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to be a responsible husband
and father.
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You'll learn about the dignity
of a hard day's work.
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Having a job is its own reward.
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MAN: The responsibilities
of raising a family.
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00:16:26,162 --> 00:16:28,565
Buckle up, Frankie.
We're taking a shortcut.
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MAN: And how to resist
pornography and casual sex.
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00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,840
You're a disappointment to me
and Senator Josh Hawley.
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00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,575
MAN:
Grand Theft Minivan.
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Rated "M" for masculine.
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All right, when we come back,
Dulcé Sloan is gonna try
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to not get stung by bees.
You don't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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There are a lot of stereotypes
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about what Black people
in America like
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and what they do.
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Well, Dulcé Sloan wants
to break down those stereotypes
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in our brand-new segment
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the Black Monomyth.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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SLOAN: I'm meeting with Kham
and Summer Johnson,
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who are raising a family and...
443
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,549
(shudders)
killer bees.
444
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,217
I'm going to follow them
for the day
445
00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,252
to mainly find out why.
446
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,655
Why in God's name
not leave this honey farming
447
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,458
with death boxes
to white people?
448
00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:29,859
All right, fine.
449
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,061
I'm here.
I don't know where I'm at.
450
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:34,063
-(chuckling)
-What's the first step
451
00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:35,832
in this beekeeping situation?
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SUMMER:
This is your first step.
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00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,669
-Wear what?
-This will keep you safe.
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00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:41,104
I'm supposed to be safe
in this laundry hamper?
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00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:43,106
-Yeah.
-Keep the bees off your face.
456
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:44,440
-No problem.
-Keep you cool.
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SLOAN:
Mm.
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I think one of the reasons
Black people
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haven't gotten into beekeeping
is because of the outfit.
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00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,448
No.
They're bland and boring.
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00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,117
So I put my own together.
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You know, I just wanted to
wear something, like, low-key,
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slightly embellished.
Just, you know, real simple.
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(ding)
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Whoa! That-That's a bee suit.
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Right! A little a pop,
little razzle-dazzle.
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SUMMER: I mean,
you look like a big flower.
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They might try to pollinate you.
469
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,241
-She's gonna get stung.
-All right.
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Now, as Black people,
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we're in a constant state
of danger, right?
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What made y'all want
to be in more danger?
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00:18:28,217 --> 00:18:29,685
So, we moved out
to the suburbs
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when Zach, our second child,
was five years old.
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00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,723
He had really bad
seasonal allergies.
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00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,024
He struggled with asthma.
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00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,492
We'd be in the emergency room,
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you know, a couple times a year.
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00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:39,362
And so, we wanted
something natural
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instead of pumping his body
full of steroids and medicine.
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00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,566
And so, we read about raw honey.
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Right? The anti-inflammatory
properties,
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how good it was for him.
We said, "You know what?"
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"We got some land.
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Let's experiment with beehives."
486
00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:53,409
-And we got hooked.
-Hold up. Hold up.
487
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,677
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
488
00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:56,112
That kind of jump nobody makes.
489
00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:57,747
Right? Like, you're not like,
490
00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,649
"Oh, my kid is
lactose intolerant.
491
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,717
Let me start an almond farm."
492
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:04,053
It actually worked.
He had, no, like, allergies
493
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:05,488
or asthma after.
494
00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:08,524
We cured him
in a year's worth of honey.
495
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,727
SLOAN: Turns out if you
have seasonal allergies,
496
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,795
local raw honey
has healing properties
497
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,897
with allergens native
to your area.
498
00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:18,034
Over time, a person may become
less sensitive to that pollen.
499
00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:20,369
So basically,
raw honey saves lives.
500
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,004
That's cheaper
than health insurance.
501
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:24,440
Like I've been
saying from the beginning,
502
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,509
more Black people definitely
need to get in on this.
503
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:29,445
There's more Black people
in beekeeping than you think.
504
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:30,480
-SUMMER: Yeah.
-It's predominantly white,
505
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:31,647
but it's changing.
506
00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:33,216
SLOAN:
Okay, so there's y'all and...?
507
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:34,851
Dozens.
We know dozens of beekeepers.
508
00:19:34,951 --> 00:19:36,819
-Every state...
-A dozen is only 12.
509
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:38,821
Well, that's fair.
510
00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:40,423
So, what is the reason
that, like,
511
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:42,458
beekeepers, for the most part,
are white?
512
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,227
KHAM: I mean,
there's a lot of, like...
513
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:48,231
There's a lot of, like, systemic
reasons of, like, access to,
514
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,733
like, land, and I mean,
you do need some space
515
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,403
to beekeep,
and so, uh, you know...
516
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:54,971
We always admonish
African Americans
517
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,172
to buy in the country, too.
518
00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:58,508
-Uh-huh.
-So they'll have more land,
519
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:01,344
and there's
more agriculture going on.
520
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:04,914
-So land and racism.
Got it. All right. -Yeah.
521
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:07,417
If sacrificing myself
will inspire others
522
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,752
in the Black community
to become beekeepers,
523
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,922
then I'm ready to meet
these bugs with dagger butts.
524
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,957
But mainly, I'm doing this
because I'm stuck
525
00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:16,926
in the middle of Nowhere,
New Jersey,
526
00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,728
and can't get a Uber home.
527
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:20,496
Well, it's a good thing
your son wasn't allergic
528
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:23,733
to electricity, or y'all would
be the first Black Amish people.
529
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,101
All right, hold up, hold up.
530
00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:27,270
This is too many bees.
I'm not comfortable.
531
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,639
This doesn't feel like
a safe space.
532
00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:31,207
How do you make them,
like, calm down?
533
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:34,277
-Smoke.
-Um... yeah.
534
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:36,512
-That will keep you safe.
-Yeah. Some put lavender in it.
535
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:38,381
SLOAN:
So it's, like, flavored soap.
536
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,983
These bees are just vaping?
537
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:43,986
Yeah, so it simulates,
like, a forest fire, right?
538
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:47,090
So they're distracted from us.
The intruders are thinking...
539
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,058
-"How do I get out?"
-"How do I get out of this?"
540
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:50,593
And they just get calm.
541
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,262
So the smoke makes them think
that their hive is on fire.
542
00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:55,665
-But they get calm about it.
-Yeah, 'cause if my apartment
543
00:20:55,765 --> 00:20:57,500
was on fire, I'd be real calm.
544
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,036
It sounds insane!
545
00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:02,071
My only knowledge of bees
is that a swarm of them
546
00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:03,840
killed Macaulay Culkin
in My Girl.
547
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,842
-Yo, man, (bleep) this.
-So if they'd all do that
548
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:07,643
to a little white boy,
I don't know what they would do
549
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,378
to a grown Black woman.
550
00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:11,147
-Ready?
-We're opening the box?
551
00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:13,783
Yes. One... two...
552
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,451
SLOAN: They look like
they're getting mad.
553
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:18,054
-Three. Let's do it.
-(Sloan screams)
554
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,289
-It's dripping! - Smoke them,
smoke them, that's your job.
555
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,791
-Nice.
-Keep them smoked.
556
00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:23,292
-See? You're doing good?
-Yes, girl!
557
00:21:23,393 --> 00:21:25,495
-You're doing great. See?
-Calm them down.
558
00:21:25,628 --> 00:21:28,631
-See all this honey here? -Oh,
they just busted out the frame.
559
00:21:28,731 --> 00:21:31,000
But see how calm they are?
See, you're not gonna get stung.
560
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,201
If they were aggressive,
561
00:21:32,301 --> 00:21:33,903
they'd be stinging
the front of your veil.
562
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:36,038
Oh, so if they're mad,
they go for the face?
563
00:21:36,139 --> 00:21:37,640
-They go for the face.
-Yeah, the face.
564
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:40,076
-Aah! -So, you want
to look for the queen
565
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,844
in the bottom chamber.
566
00:21:41,944 --> 00:21:44,046
You want to make sure the hive
is healthy and those bees
567
00:21:44,147 --> 00:21:47,383
can go off to another hive
and find a queen, or vice versa.
568
00:21:47,483 --> 00:21:49,652
Well, yeah, you got to take care
of the queen first
569
00:21:49,752 --> 00:21:50,787
in any situation.
570
00:21:50,887 --> 00:21:52,488
That's why my doorman
gives me my packages
571
00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:54,123
before anybody else
in the building.
572
00:21:54,223 --> 00:21:58,027
It's kind of obvious
that she's not, like...
573
00:21:58,127 --> 00:22:01,297
aware of beekeeping at all.
574
00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:05,201
Um, so, can you tell me more
about their bee-havior?
575
00:22:05,301 --> 00:22:07,303
See what I did there?
576
00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:10,139
Now, isn't honey
just regurgitated?
577
00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:12,608
SUMMER:
Bee vomit. Yeah, it's bee vomit.
578
00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:15,611
Hey, America,
honey is bee vomit.
579
00:22:15,645 --> 00:22:17,814
-(chuckles)
-Did you know that?
580
00:22:17,914 --> 00:22:20,116
So, now we'll... Now we'll...
581
00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:22,218
We'll go... We'll take this one
and go in there and harvest,
582
00:22:22,318 --> 00:22:23,486
and we'll show you
how to extract it.
583
00:22:23,619 --> 00:22:25,221
SLOAN:
What began as a beautiful story
584
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:26,989
of parental love has blossomed
585
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,926
into a trailblazing
Black-owned business.
586
00:22:30,026 --> 00:22:32,128
-SUMMER: This is pure yumminess.
-SLOAN: Mmm!
587
00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:33,896
-SUMMER: What do you think?
-It's really good.
588
00:22:33,996 --> 00:22:36,232
And it has been inspiring to see
589
00:22:36,332 --> 00:22:39,068
the symbiotic relationship
that has formed
590
00:22:39,168 --> 00:22:42,638
between humans and nature.
591
00:22:42,672 --> 00:22:45,308
Just keep me away
from the (bleep) bees.
592
00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:47,777
So, young Zachary,
593
00:22:47,877 --> 00:22:50,446
you see that your parents
have done all of this,
594
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,316
and they got a whole bunch
of death boxes in the back.
595
00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:55,818
They worked very hard
to keep you alive, young man.
596
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,687
What do you plan to do
with your life?
597
00:22:57,787 --> 00:22:59,255
I mean, I already, like,
try to pitch in
598
00:22:59,355 --> 00:23:01,357
and do the most I can for
the honey and for the business.
599
00:23:01,457 --> 00:23:04,360
Okay.
What have they done for you?
600
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:07,230
(laughs)
Well, my name is on it, too.
601
00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:08,631
It's Zach and Zoë,
602
00:23:08,731 --> 00:23:10,600
-so this business
is for me, too. -KAM: Yes!
603
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,302
Listen, our-our hope
through this whole thing
604
00:23:13,403 --> 00:23:16,472
is that we've inspired, uh,
more people to be beekeepers,
605
00:23:16,606 --> 00:23:19,409
-especially more people of color
to keep bees. -Yes.
606
00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:21,110
-Mind your beeswax.
-The puns.
607
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:22,612
SUMMER: To everybody.
Black, white, green, purple.
608
00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:24,247
-KAM: Uh, anybody
who reaches out. -SUMMER: Yeah.
609
00:23:24,347 --> 00:23:25,615
We're willing to help.
Help them get started,
610
00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:26,749
help them...
611
00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:28,050
Point them
in the right direction,
612
00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:30,787
talk about the books,
the beekeeping clubs.
613
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,089
-If Dulcé can do it,
you can do it. -SUMMER: Yeah.
614
00:23:33,189 --> 00:23:35,158
I really hope
we made a beekeeper out of her.
615
00:23:35,258 --> 00:23:37,126
-You know?
-I think we did, right?
616
00:23:37,226 --> 00:23:39,128
-She's not too far from us.
-No! Changed my mind!
617
00:23:39,228 --> 00:23:43,099
-No. No.
-SLOAN: It's trash! (screams)
618
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:44,467
Thank you so much for that,
Dulcé. All right,
619
00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:46,335
when we come back,
Emily Ratajkowski
620
00:23:46,436 --> 00:23:49,138
will be joining me on the show,
so don't go away.
621
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,008
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
622
00:23:52,108 --> 00:23:53,376
My guest tonight is
a supermodel,
623
00:23:53,476 --> 00:23:56,513
actor, entrepreneur
and debut author,
624
00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:57,847
Emily Ratajkowski.
625
00:23:57,948 --> 00:23:59,849
She's here to discuss
her new collection of essays
626
00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:02,586
about empowerment and
our culture's commodification
627
00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:03,587
of women.
628
00:24:03,687 --> 00:24:04,721
Emily, welcome to the show.
629
00:24:04,821 --> 00:24:06,289
Thank you so much for having me.
630
00:24:06,389 --> 00:24:07,791
This is one
of the most interesting
631
00:24:07,891 --> 00:24:10,594
and complicated books I've
ever read about the subject.
632
00:24:10,694 --> 00:24:11,661
(chuckles)
Okay.
633
00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:12,729
No, because
when-when I read it--
634
00:24:12,829 --> 00:24:13,997
I think a lot of people,
you know,
635
00:24:14,097 --> 00:24:16,700
fell in love with your writing,
it was for, um...
636
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,034
-Was it New York magazine?
-Yeah.
637
00:24:18,134 --> 00:24:20,503
Right. And it was
an interesting take
638
00:24:20,604 --> 00:24:23,607
on a subject that we thought we
knew everything about, you know.
639
00:24:23,707 --> 00:24:25,108
What does it mean to be a model?
640
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,310
If you're a model, then it means
you feel a certain way
641
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:29,312
about your body. You love
everything about the industry.
642
00:24:29,412 --> 00:24:32,816
But from the book and
from everything you've written,
643
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:34,918
it seems like
it's really complicated, no?
644
00:24:35,018 --> 00:24:37,988
It's really complicated, um,
not just about the industry
645
00:24:38,088 --> 00:24:39,356
but I think for women
in general.
646
00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:42,525
Um, there's
a sort of negotiation you do
647
00:24:42,626 --> 00:24:44,527
with how you want
to represent your body
648
00:24:44,628 --> 00:24:46,663
in the world as a woman
every day.
649
00:24:46,763 --> 00:24:49,399
Um, and I think that's
sort of what I'm interested in.
650
00:24:49,499 --> 00:24:51,935
Obviously,
my experience as a model, um,
651
00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:54,137
which is an industry built
on the way you look,
652
00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:55,338
is very specific.
653
00:24:55,438 --> 00:24:57,274
But I think
every woman can relate
654
00:24:57,374 --> 00:24:59,776
to the experience
of getting dressed and knowing,
655
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,711
you know,
sort of the negotiation
656
00:25:01,811 --> 00:25:03,480
of how tight
do I want my shirt to be?
657
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:05,282
How, you know,
much do I want to cover up?
658
00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:07,817
And how am I gonna use
my sexuality
659
00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:10,253
to my advantage or-or not?
660
00:25:10,353 --> 00:25:13,256
I think that's one
of the-the most intriguing parts
661
00:25:13,356 --> 00:25:14,424
of the book, you know?
662
00:25:14,524 --> 00:25:16,593
And I hope-- I hope a lot of men
read it as well.
663
00:25:16,693 --> 00:25:17,994
Because some might think,
664
00:25:18,161 --> 00:25:20,630
"Oh, okay, it's My Body.
This is a ladies' book and..."
665
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:23,767
But-but it's really just a book
from a woman's perspective
666
00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:26,169
on-- and-and I like
how you say in the book--
667
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:28,338
I'll paraphrase it-- the lenses
through which your body
668
00:25:28,438 --> 00:25:29,673
-is seen through.
-Mm.
669
00:25:29,773 --> 00:25:31,174
-You know? -Yeah, the mirrors.
The many mirrors.
670
00:25:31,241 --> 00:25:33,009
-The many mirrors that...
-Yeah. No, I definitely hope
671
00:25:33,176 --> 00:25:34,611
a lot of men, um, read it.
672
00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:37,414
And I was really happy when
the-the New York magazine piece
673
00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,516
came out, which was taken
from the book proposal,
674
00:25:39,616 --> 00:25:41,685
um, how many men read it
and connected to it.
675
00:25:41,785 --> 00:25:42,886
So...
676
00:25:42,986 --> 00:25:45,055
So, let's talk about the journey
of being a model.
677
00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:46,990
I mean, everyone goes,
"If you're a model,
678
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:49,059
-it means you want men
to stare at your body." -Mm-hmm.
679
00:25:49,192 --> 00:25:51,428
Right?
That's-that's the assumption.
680
00:25:51,528 --> 00:25:54,331
Someone might say, "Well, Emily,
how can you ever say
681
00:25:54,431 --> 00:25:56,266
"that there shouldn't be
a commodification of the body
682
00:25:56,366 --> 00:25:59,336
"if you yourself make money
from a body
683
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:01,504
that is shown in a certain way?"
684
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:04,140
How do you explain that
to somebody?
685
00:26:04,174 --> 00:26:05,942
How do you... how do you even
get into those conversations
686
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,278
-with something
that is so nuanced? -Yeah.
687
00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:09,846
And it's almost a paradox.
688
00:26:09,946 --> 00:26:11,648
Um, well, I mean, I think
I'm criticizing capitalism,
689
00:26:11,748 --> 00:26:13,383
ultimately, um,
and I'm not saying
690
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:15,385
that women's bodies
shouldn't be commodified.
691
00:26:15,485 --> 00:26:17,520
I think that's it's just
the system that we work within.
692
00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:19,889
Um, and I would never fault
a young woman
693
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,759
for trying to capitalize off
of her body or her image.
694
00:26:22,859 --> 00:26:24,494
I think that, you know,
there's...
695
00:26:24,594 --> 00:26:26,396
I'm here talking to you
right now about my book.
696
00:26:26,496 --> 00:26:28,932
-There's undeniable power
that can come with that. -Right.
697
00:26:29,032 --> 00:26:31,301
For a long time, I believed
that that was just empowerment,
698
00:26:31,401 --> 00:26:34,337
and that was just feminism, and
it's more complicated than that.
699
00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:36,306
Um, and that's what
I'm exploring in this book.
700
00:26:36,406 --> 00:26:39,042
I don't think
there's answers to, you know,
701
00:26:39,175 --> 00:26:42,045
this is, uh... this is positive,
this is negative.
702
00:26:42,178 --> 00:26:44,314
-It's more complicated.
-How do you think
703
00:26:44,414 --> 00:26:45,882
you will know when you found it?
704
00:26:45,982 --> 00:26:48,285
Like, when will Emily say,
"You know what? This is it.
705
00:26:48,385 --> 00:26:50,120
"I've completely claimed myself.
706
00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:52,555
I've owned my image,
I've owned my likeness"?
707
00:26:52,656 --> 00:26:55,125
What do you think
that means for you?
708
00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:56,960
I mean,
control is a huge factor,
709
00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:58,461
um, and I think contr...
710
00:26:58,561 --> 00:27:00,130
You know, empowerment is a word
711
00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:02,032
-that just gets thrown around
so much. -Right.
712
00:27:02,132 --> 00:27:03,833
Um, but I feel like
I don't even know
713
00:27:03,934 --> 00:27:05,936
what it means
totally anymore, um,
714
00:27:06,036 --> 00:27:08,171
because power is such
a complicated thing.
715
00:27:08,271 --> 00:27:11,408
I mean, is empowerment
a feeling, or is it, you know,
716
00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:13,476
the resource that you gain
from, you know,
717
00:27:13,577 --> 00:27:15,779
financial success or influence?
718
00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:18,915
Um, but I will say that the...
the closest I've ever come
719
00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:20,951
to kind of really understanding
that word is
720
00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:23,053
through writing this book, um,
721
00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:24,654
not sort of through modeling.
722
00:27:24,754 --> 00:27:27,557
That hasn't felt like the place
where I've had the most control.
723
00:27:27,657 --> 00:27:29,993
Um, but being able
to write these...
724
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,762
to create something,
really, just in general,
725
00:27:32,862 --> 00:27:35,498
um, is incredibly empowering.
726
00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,300
I think a lot of people
will be particularly interested
727
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,337
-in, um, your essay
about "Blurred Lines." -Mm.
728
00:27:40,437 --> 00:27:42,405
-You know, that, as you say,
was your big break. -Mm-hmm.
729
00:27:42,505 --> 00:27:44,608
This was the moment when you
were in the Robin Thicke video,
730
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:45,875
and everyone was like,
"Who's that girl?
731
00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:47,477
-This is amazing,
this is the moment." -Yeah.
732
00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,679
And for a long time, you know,
it felt like your relationship
733
00:27:49,779 --> 00:27:51,514
with the video was
a positive one.
734
00:27:51,615 --> 00:27:53,116
Was, like, you saying,
"Yes, this is me
735
00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:55,452
celebrating my empowerment,
I'm doing what I want to do."
736
00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:57,988
Over the years,
it feels like you have taken
737
00:27:58,121 --> 00:28:01,625
a different stance to it,
or your views on it have evolved
738
00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:03,927
in terms of what you should
or shouldn't have done.
739
00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:05,629
Talk me through that, and, like,
740
00:28:05,729 --> 00:28:08,331
what do you think you would
have changed or what do you hope
741
00:28:08,431 --> 00:28:10,267
would change going forward
in that type of situation?
742
00:28:10,367 --> 00:28:12,035
'Cause I'm assuming you
don't want to live in a world
743
00:28:12,135 --> 00:28:13,703
where you say to women,
"Oh, don't be naked
744
00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:15,138
-if you want to be naked."
-No.
745
00:28:15,205 --> 00:28:16,773
But at the same time
what you're saying is
746
00:28:16,873 --> 00:28:19,242
be careful of how or when or who
decides when you're naked.
747
00:28:19,342 --> 00:28:21,511
(sighs) I don't even know
if that's what I'm saying.
748
00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:22,979
I mean,
I think that it's more, um,
749
00:28:23,146 --> 00:28:25,015
you know, we're now having
a conversation around OnlyFans,
750
00:28:25,148 --> 00:28:27,050
and I think it's actually
a really great parallel
751
00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:29,152
-Mm-hmm. -to my experience
on the Blurred Lines set,
752
00:28:29,219 --> 00:28:31,154
where you have this moment
where woman are saying,
753
00:28:31,221 --> 00:28:33,056
okay, revenge porn exists.
754
00:28:33,156 --> 00:28:35,325
-Right. -I know that
there's this way, you know,
755
00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:37,727
that I can lose control
over images of my body,
756
00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,062
personal images.
757
00:28:39,162 --> 00:28:41,364
Let me try to find a way
where I can benefit from this.
758
00:28:41,464 --> 00:28:44,267
-Right. -That being said,
what we watched with OnlyFans
759
00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:47,604
was, you know, somebody decided,
probably mostly men,
760
00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,639
said, "We want to clean up
this brand,"
761
00:28:49,739 --> 00:28:52,008
and all of a sudden all
these women didn't have access
762
00:28:52,108 --> 00:28:54,311
to making money, so they were
actually the ones in power.
763
00:28:54,411 --> 00:28:56,980
And I think that my essay
about Blurred Lines
764
00:28:57,113 --> 00:28:59,516
is really more,
not about what women should do,
765
00:28:59,616 --> 00:29:03,219
but about how to be--
or how we can be aware
766
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,188
of the power dynamics
that are at play.
767
00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:08,892
So, and that example,
when I was 21, you know,
768
00:29:08,992 --> 00:29:11,127
I was talking about that video,
and I felt pretty defiant.
769
00:29:11,194 --> 00:29:13,563
I was, like, I felt great.
I was surrounded by women,
770
00:29:13,663 --> 00:29:15,465
compared to other jobs
that I was doing at the time,
771
00:29:15,565 --> 00:29:17,167
where I was essentially
a mannequin--
772
00:29:17,267 --> 00:29:18,435
it was, like,
front of the shirt,
773
00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:19,803
side of the shirt,
back of the shirt.
774
00:29:19,903 --> 00:29:20,937
Having a great time.
775
00:29:21,037 --> 00:29:23,673
People asked me how I felt.
I had fun.
776
00:29:23,773 --> 00:29:25,475
But ultimately,
when somebody crossed the line
777
00:29:25,575 --> 00:29:27,010
or something inappropriate
happened,
778
00:29:27,143 --> 00:29:29,479
we weren't in a place of...
a position of power
779
00:29:29,579 --> 00:29:32,716
to say anything,
because we were on the clock.
780
00:29:32,816 --> 00:29:36,253
And, you know, Robin Thicke
was... it was his music video.
781
00:29:36,353 --> 00:29:40,156
So as much as I, you know,
felt like I was being powerful
782
00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,926
and it was my choice,
that wasn't just...
783
00:29:43,026 --> 00:29:44,294
it wasn't just that simple.
784
00:29:44,394 --> 00:29:46,396
And that's the reality
that I want to talk about.
785
00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:48,164
So, so, when you look at that...
786
00:29:48,198 --> 00:29:49,666
You know, one of the things
I struggle with
787
00:29:49,766 --> 00:29:53,536
is trying to figure out
how we process
788
00:29:53,637 --> 00:29:56,539
time and our opinions
on what we experienced
789
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,342
-or how we view things
through the lens of time. -Yeah.
790
00:29:59,442 --> 00:30:01,111
When you look at somebody
like Robin Thicke
791
00:30:01,144 --> 00:30:02,946
for that video specifically,
792
00:30:03,113 --> 00:30:05,615
where do you think more
responsibility could have been?
793
00:30:05,715 --> 00:30:08,184
What do you think could have
been different from his side?
794
00:30:08,285 --> 00:30:11,788
Or do you think he should also
be afforded an opportunity
795
00:30:11,888 --> 00:30:13,790
to say, "Oh, I thought
everyone was having fun,
796
00:30:13,890 --> 00:30:15,792
and now I would do things
differently"?
797
00:30:15,892 --> 00:30:17,794
I think
that I'm really not interested
798
00:30:17,894 --> 00:30:19,429
in blaming individuals.
799
00:30:19,529 --> 00:30:20,997
-Uh-huh. -I think
that we live in a culture
800
00:30:21,131 --> 00:30:24,134
that allows a lot
of these situations to occur.
801
00:30:24,234 --> 00:30:25,402
Um, even just...
802
00:30:25,502 --> 00:30:27,871
Um, not in professional settings
but on dates.
803
00:30:27,971 --> 00:30:31,608
Um, and that's--
again, not to beat the horse--
804
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,144
um, but, you know,
power dynamics.
805
00:30:34,210 --> 00:30:35,946
That's what I'm interested
in talking about
806
00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:37,347
and really revealing,
807
00:30:37,447 --> 00:30:39,649
um, because I think
that, you know, in some ways,
808
00:30:39,749 --> 00:30:42,786
uh, maybe that was
like an-an attempt
809
00:30:42,886 --> 00:30:44,554
at leveling the power for him.
810
00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,990
-Right, right.
-Um, and I think we need to look
811
00:30:47,157 --> 00:30:49,459
at, you know,
how this culture is bad
812
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:51,628
-for both men and women.
-Hmm.
813
00:30:51,728 --> 00:30:54,097
I love it.
Um, congratulations on the book.
814
00:30:54,197 --> 00:30:56,099
-Thank you. -Congratulations
on a healthy little baby.
815
00:30:56,199 --> 00:30:57,601
-Thank you so much for having
me. -And, uh, congratulations
816
00:30:57,701 --> 00:30:59,803
-on being back on the catwalk.
-(chuckles) Thank you.
817
00:30:59,903 --> 00:31:02,806
My Body the book
is available now
818
00:31:02,906 --> 00:31:04,507
wherever books are sold.
We're gonna take a quick break,
819
00:31:04,608 --> 00:31:06,643
but we'll be right back
after this.
820
00:31:08,311 --> 00:31:09,712
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
821
00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:11,648
But before we go, Thanksgiving
is one of the busiest times
822
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:15,618
for the Feeding America network
of food banks and meal programs,
823
00:31:15,718 --> 00:31:17,020
and their mission
824
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,589
is to bring nourishing food
to people in need.
825
00:31:19,689 --> 00:31:21,524
If you would like
to support them in their work,
826
00:31:21,624 --> 00:31:23,159
then please donate
at the link below
827
00:31:23,259 --> 00:31:26,229
and help to make the holidays
brighter for your neighbors.
828
00:31:26,329 --> 00:31:28,298
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
829
00:31:28,398 --> 00:31:30,800
Get your vaccine, and remember:
830
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:34,771
instead of watching porn,
why don't you get a job.
831
00:31:34,871 --> 00:31:37,307
A job watching porn.
832
00:31:37,407 --> 00:31:40,109
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
833
00:31:40,210 --> 00:31:41,878
Is that a real job?
834
00:31:41,978 --> 00:31:43,446
Can I get a job?
835
00:31:43,546 --> 00:31:45,448
♪ ♪
836
00:31:45,548 --> 00:31:47,150
NEWSMAN: We're seven weeks away
from Christmas.
837
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,319
Some people
already kind of kicking
838
00:31:49,419 --> 00:31:50,920
the Christmas spirit
into overdrive.
839
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:53,490
NEWSWOMAN: Is it too early
for Christmas decorations?
840
00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:54,991
I'm just gonna on
and put this out there.
841
00:31:55,091 --> 00:31:57,193
-It's too soon. It's too soon
right now. -Put it out.
842
00:31:57,293 --> 00:31:59,829
-I might have
to respectfully disagree. -Ooh!
843
00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:02,265
I think you're pushing it
if it's before Thanksgiving.
844
00:32:02,365 --> 00:32:03,666
-You do? -You think so?
-You think?
845
00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:05,702
-Talking about Christmas
decorations? -Yeah!
846
00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:08,705
Man, I saw Christmas decorations
and Halloween decorations
847
00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:09,839
at the same time,
848
00:32:09,939 --> 00:32:11,608
and I thought...
I didn't know what to do.
849
00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,243
-That's right. -Jayme, what
about you? You putting up, uh,
850
00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:15,111
-any Christmas, uh,
decorations at all? -No.
851
00:32:15,211 --> 00:32:16,679
-Nothing for the kiddos?
Nothing. -Not-not yet.
852
00:32:16,779 --> 00:32:19,149
-Maybe at their mom's house.
-Yeah.