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Happy Daylight Savings Time,
everybody.
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Yeah. (whoops) Yes.
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That's the worst thing
America ever, like, did.
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And, yes, I'm remembering
all the wars.
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-(laughter)
-Daylight Savings is horrible.
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My body's not made for this.
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My brain is not made for it.
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Like, I know I've always wanted
to do, like, time travel,
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but this is
the shittiest version of it.
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You, like, set your clocks.
It's, like, it's dumb.
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Do you want the light at night,
or do you not...?
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Like, do you know what we do
in the rest of the world?
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We just accept that
the sun changes its position.
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That's what we do.
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Classic. America's like, "Nah.
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What if we could change time?"
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But you don't.
You just make life horrible.
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And then, I don't know
which clock is correct now.
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'Cause some-sometimes I have
clocks that I've changed,
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and then there's clocks
that I haven't changed.
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And there's clocks that
I think don't change themselves,
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but then they have changed,
and then I change them.
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And then, now, I'm actually,
like, super behind,
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but I'm not, like, behind
like everybody.
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I'm just, like,
two hours behind.
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Do you know how weird that is?
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Sometimes I'll be
in the kitchen,
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and then, I'll get on,
like, a phone call,
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and then, when I look
at the microwave, I'm like,
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"Ah, shit, I've been talking
for two hours!"
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And it's like, no, I haven't.
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The time just didn't change.
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I would bet half of the murders
in America
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-just come from
Daylight Savings. -(laughter)
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You guys need to stop this.
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What happens
if you murder someone
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when the clock jumps back?
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Like, if you time it
really well,
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did you murder the person?
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'Cause there's just, like,
an hour that's missing.
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-What happens then?
-WOMAN: Nothing.
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Yeah, do you go to jail
for that?
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-Uh, I'm asking for a friend.
-(laughter)
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But I need the answer now.
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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from the heart of Times Square
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in New York City,
the only city in America, it's
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The Daily Show.
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Tonight--
islands are going extinct,
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Big Bird
and Aaron Rodgers brawl,
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and Spike Lee!
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah.
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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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And joining me
for today's headlines
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is my good friend
Michael Kosta.
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-What's going on, Michael?
-Ah, feeling good, man.
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-Yeah? -I love sitting here.
This is fun.
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I got a great seat.
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Well-well, it's the only seat.
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I know. I'm front row seat
watching you perform.
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-Oh, I-I appreciate that. Um...
-And then I'll...
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I take notes and stuff,
and I'll email 'em to you after,
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-but this is a great seat, you
know? -What do you mean, notes?
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Like-like, notes about,
like, What I'm doing?
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Well, just positive feedback.
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Just enjoy it more
and don't worry
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-about the-the criticism,
though. -Yeah, okay. Got it.
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It's like we're doing this thing
together.
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Just think of it like that.
It's...
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Like, this thing we're doing
here-- it's sort of like sex.
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-We're both in it.
-Yup.
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And I appreciate
that you appreciate me,
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and I'm just trying
to appreciate you,
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-but if you send me e-mails
afterwards? -Yup.
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-Yeah. No.
-That's true. That's true.
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And now that I think about it,
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that's-that's been one
of the issues I've had
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-in previous relationships.
-(laughter)
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-E-mailing after sex?
-E-mailing after sex.
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-Well, we live, and we learn,
my friend. -Yup. Thank you
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Let's get into today's
headlines.
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♪ ♪
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We kick things off
with climate change.
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It's humanity's way of getting
revenge on that Titanic iceberg.
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Now, some of the biggest victims
of climate change
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are actually going
to be island nations,
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which could be completely
swallowed by rising sea levels.
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And one of these nations
is trying
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to call attention
to this danger.
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NEWSWOMAN: One world leader
demonstrating the impact
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of climate change
on his home.
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Tuvalu's foreign minister
recorded his COP26 message
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in knee-high waters.
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Island nations like his
are particularly vulnerable
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to the impacts
of climate change.
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Some world leaders
at COP26 are asking
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if wealthy
industrialized nations
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should pay reparations
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for damages already caused
by climate change.
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Yeah, that's a powerful image.
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Although next time
I wouldn't smile.
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You know, I wouldn't be in,
like, the water,
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being like, "We're dying!"
It doesn't have the same effect.
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But it is powerful still.
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Island nations can't survive
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if everybody is
in waist-deep water.
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It's a terrible thing.
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I mean, there's one benefit
and that is you can pee
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whenever you want
and nobody will know,
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but that won't make up
for all the other problems.
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And I hope a message like this
will spur the world
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to take action, especially
rich first-world nations,
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because if these islands sink,
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there's a lot of tax haven money
that's gonna drown.
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And I know
what you're thinking right now.
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If this means
Staten Island goes away forever,
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then it's worth it,
right, Trevor?
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No. We need to protect
all islands.
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'Cause think about it.
Think about how much
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islands have given to the world.
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Without islands,
there's no dream vacations,
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there's no Rihanna,
there no Cool Runnings,
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there's no more seasons
of The White Lotus.
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And then what are white people
gonna watch? Huh?
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Succession? Yeah.
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I mean, I guess
they could watch Succession,
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but that's one less show.
You know what I mean?
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White Lotus and Succession
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-Did you mention that? -Yeah. I
literally just said that now.
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I feel like white people love
those shows.
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-Yeah, that's what I was saying.
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Right.
Do you find it interesting
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that he had that blue screen
behind him in the water?
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Like, was he trying to change
his Zoom background?
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Doesn't he know that most people
make their background
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a beautiful beach or the ocean?
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Well, I think
if you live in a place,
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you try and do
the opposite background.
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So he would do
a city background?
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Yeah, he would probably do,
like, a tiny apartment
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-in New York as his background.
-(chuckles): Right.
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Well, that's
an interesting commentary,
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that we all kind of want
what isn't right in front of us.
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-You know?
-I don't know if it's powerful.
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I mean, it's just a little
observation that we have.
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There was a small observation
I made, and-and...
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you bring up a great point
about smiling.
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I think that image
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if it was terror on their face.
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-You know?
-That's also what I said.
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I know.
Well, that's what I mean.
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I'm really absorbing
from this seat.
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-Thank you, Michael.
-Yes.
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All right,
let's move on to our next story,
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which is about Elon Musk,
who is the CEO of Tesla,
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and Jeff Bezos on molly.
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As the world's richest man,
Musk gets a lot of perks
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in his life, right?
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He has his own space force,
he can invent a new language
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to name his baby, and he
can watch Hulu without the ads.
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Another big thing
about being super rich
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is that Musk basically
never has to pay taxes.
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Yeah, because all his money
is in assets like stocks--
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he doesn't actually earn
an income from doing his job,
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so he doesn't have to pay
income tax.
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So right now, right now
there's a movement in Congress
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to tax wealth instead of income
because of situations like this.
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And Elon Musk, he hates this
idea like it's paper currency.
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But unlike most super wealthy
people who would just, like,
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quietly pay off a senator
behind the scenes,
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no, Musk took his fight
to Twitter,
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and he hosted a poll, right,
he took a poll
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asking whether he should sell
ten percent of his shares
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in Tesla, which would earn him
about $25 billion,
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which he would then have
to pay taxes on.
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And, I mean, even that, people,
even that just shows you
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how wild it is to be
a billionaire.
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You hold a poll on Twitter
that says, "Should I pay taxes?"
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Like, you normal people
try doing that shit,
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the IRS Will answer that
in person.
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They'll be at your house:
"Yo, you send that Tweet?
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Whaaat?
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So how did Elon's poll go?
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Well, uh, he's
definitely paying something.
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NEWSWOMAN:
And the Twitterverse has spoken.
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Elon Musk asked
millions of Twitter users
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if he should sell ten percent
of his Tesla shares,
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and results are in.
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Nearly 58% of people said yes
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while 42% said no.
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Tesla down big
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after Elon Musk
asked Twitter users
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whether he should sell
ten percent of his stock.
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That's taking four or four
and a half percent out of Tesla.
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Yeah. Because of Elon's tweet,
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Tesla's stock crashed instantly.
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Which should be a lesson.
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You never take financial advice
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from random-ass users
on Twitter.
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That's what reddit is for.
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But at the same time,
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I actually find this
kind of refreshing, you know?
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I mean, yeah,
Elon Musk is unpredictable,
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but he's the only CEO
who's having a good time.
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He's running Tesla,
but he's also the mascot.
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You know? It's almost like
if the Pillsbury Doughboy
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was also the CEO.
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That would be so much fun,
you know?
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Just him going around the office
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telling people
to touch his belly button.
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(giggles)
"Don't tell HR about this."
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(giggles)
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And by the way,
if he actually ends up
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paying taxes on that stock,
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you realize that's gonna be,
like, billions of dollars
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for the United States government
all of a sudden.
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Like, just at once.
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I really hope that you voted
in the election last Tuesday,
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but I really, really hope
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you voted
in Elon's Twitter poll,
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because that, my friends,
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is clearly the vote
that really matters.
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-Did you vote?
-I didn't vote,
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but I feel for those astronauts
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flying on a SpaceX rocket ship
right now
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whose toilet broke,
and they're wearing diapers,
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shitting in their own pants,
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going, "I wish someone
would fix the toilet.
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"What's our CEO doing?
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Sending out a Twitter poll?"
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Wouldn't that be frustrating?
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I think El...
I think this is a cry for cash.
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He needs ca... There's
a difference between wealth
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and actually having money,
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and I think
this guy's broke, man.
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-Wait, wait, wait. You think
Elon Musk is br... -You know?
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-Like, he's cash broke?
-I don't think he has any cash.
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I think if you go to Applebee's
with Elon Musk,
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he can't split appetizers
with you.
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You know? He'll smile.
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He'll be like,
"Oh, you guys, I'm Elon Musk."
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And they'll go,
"We need $11, dude.
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Do you have $11?"
"I got stock options."
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Where's your (bleep) money,
dude?
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That's what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
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-I-I guess.
-Yeah.
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Who's on Twitter polls? Come on.
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-Uh...
-Children.
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What do children not have?
Money.
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-Do you see how I drew
that conclusion? -Yes, I do.
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-Perfectly.
-Yeah.
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Total...
That's a really interesting way
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-of seeing things.
-Thank you.
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I'm glad I have you here,
Michael.
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All right, finally,
let's talk about Joe Biden,
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president of the United States
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and baby boomer
with Gen Z teeth.
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After a rough few months,
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Biden just had
a pretty good weekend.
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Congress finally passed
his big infrastructure bill,
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the economy added more
than half a million new jobs,
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and daylight savings
means it's not as weird
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when he falls asleep
at 5:00 p.m.
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Unfortunately for Biden,
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the story most people
are talking about
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is this one.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Camilla, duchess of Cornwall,
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just can't stop talking
about President Biden's faux pas
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in Glasgow at the climate
conference last week.
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He apparently passed wind
in front of her,
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with a palace source claiming
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his own emissions
were long and loud
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and impossible to ignore.
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So, let me translate that
for you.
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"Passing wind" is "farting."
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Yes. Joe Biden farted.
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That's what he did.
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British people are so fancy.
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"He passed wind."
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Where did he pass it? It sounds
like you're going past it.
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No, he passed wind. The wind
was passing through you.
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That is a fart.
We have a word for that.
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And, also,
can you really blame Joe Biden?
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I mean,
if you're gonna blame anyone,
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blame British cuisine.
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You can't serve a 78-year-old
man baked beans for breakfast
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and then act shocked when he
blows the doors off the hinges.
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And Joe Biden can't be happy
about this getting out,
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both the fart and the news
about the fart.
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Because it doesn't matter
how powerful you are.
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Once you fart,
no one takes you seriously.
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Nobody. Like,
I don't care who you are.
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You fart,
people will stop taking you--
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Like,
Jesus could come back today,
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but if he farted
in the middle of it,
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he'd have to go and chill in
heaven for another 2,000 years
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until we forget.
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And, by the way, just--
by the way, of all people,
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the British royal family
has no right judging anybody
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about anything,
especially not a fart!
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You're the last people
who can judge.
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"Good heavens.
President Biden farted.
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"I simply have to go tell
my uncle,
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"who is also my husband,
about this,
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"as soon as he gets back from
Jeffrey Epstein's sex island.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo."
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You know what?
If I was Joe Biden,
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I would have just owned
this shit. Yeah.
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I would have gone back
to the American press
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and I would have been like,
"Yeah, yeah, I farted.
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"And it wasn't a mistake.
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I saw The Crown.
That fart was for Diana."
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(mumbling)
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(Kosta laughs)
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America believes in farting.
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-That's what I love
about this country. -Yeah.
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And England is, you know...
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It's, like, not proper to fart.
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That's why you look
at so many of the royalty,
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their face is always like...
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They're holding it in. Right?
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But America, we believe
in the freedom to fart.
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That's why the American flag
is always waving.
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That's-that's how George
Washington crossed the Delaware.
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You know? The Statue of Liberty,
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that torch is eternal
because they hooked up a hose
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from her butthole
all the way up to the torch.
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I don't know if that's true...
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It's-it's true.
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But I'm glad that you are proud.
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Yeah, I'm proud of that,
of American farts.
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-That's powerful.
-Yeah.
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It's like the-the nation--
powerful.
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Like...
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You know what I mean?
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I think we solved it, dude.
Thank you.
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Well, thank you, Michael.
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And thank you so much
for being here.
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I look forward to your email.
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All right,
that's it for the headlines.
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Don't go away.
Because when we come back,
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we'll find out what Sesame
Street thinks about COVID.
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Pretty controversial.
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Our islands
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are in danger.
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The world must act now
to reduce methane emissions
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from coal, oil
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and presidents.
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(passing gas)
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America must reduce President
Biden's methane emissions
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to 30% of their 1990 levels
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or else our islands will drown.
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So, please, America,
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tell Joe Biden to hold it in,
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because silent is still deadly.
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(passing gas)
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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Let's talk
about the COVID vaccine.
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It's Bill Gates'
dumbest idea ever.
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He's just giving us microchips
for free?
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Idiot!
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There are a lot of big stories
about the vaccine right now.
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So let's catch up
on all of them
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in our ongoing segment,
Vaccination Nation.
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♪ ♪
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When the pandemic first hit
in March 2020,
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most international travel
shut down.
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You guys probably remember
canceling summer vacation trips
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and pretending to be upset
that you couldn't go
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to your cousin's
destination wedding in Cancún.
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Well, now that
the vaccines are out,
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the world is slowly opening
back up again,
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including,
as of this morning, America.
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Yeah, that's right. America is
open for tourism again,
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which means, come on in,
everybody! Come on in!
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But, but, but, but, but, but
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before you get on that plane,
there are some rules.
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The U.S. today will reopen
its borders to international
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visitors as long
as they are fully vaccinated.
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People from more than
30 countries will be allowed
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to travel to the U.S.
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as long as they show proof
of vaccination
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and a recent
negative COVID test.
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Coronavirus restrictions
have kept the crossings closed
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for nearly 20 months.
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Exceptions include travelers
under the age 18
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and those from countries with
low vaccination availability.
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Wow! That is a...
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That's a boatload of countries.
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What is it, like a list of 50?
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But like, okay,
maybe it's just me,
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but this is a little confusing.
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They're saying
the virus is so deadly,
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so deadly,
you can't come to America
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unless you're vaccinated,
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but also, if you don't have
the vaccine, no biggie!
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I mean, the policy's a little
all over the place, no?
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It's almost like Dr. Fauci
and Nicki Minaj worked together
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on a group project.
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I mean, the only other time
you see this logic
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is from a bouncer
at a nightclub, you know?
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They'd be like, "Hey,
we got no room. We got no room!
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"Come on, guys.
We're totally full, man! T...
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"Yo, totally full.
Back up. No room. No room.
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"Hey, yeah, come on in, ladies.
Come on in.
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"Yeah. Come on in.
Good to see you, girl.
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"Yeah, you're looking good.
You're looking good.
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"Yeah, come on.
Hey, man, what did I tell you?
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No room!
It's a fire hazard, B!"
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And let's be honest, people.
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This travel rule seems
to be more about feelings
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than actual public health,
right?
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Because clearly, the Biden
administration is trying
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to balance public safety with
not looking like you're banning
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(as Trump):
shithole countries.
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Because now you're
in a conundrum.
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Do you let unvaccinated people
into the U.S.
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even though that's more of
a risk, or do you look racist?
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Either way, it's a problem
that could have been averted
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if America had shared
its vaccines
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instead of having six vaccines
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for every man, woman
and emotional support animal.
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I'm just saying.
Oh, and one person
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who definitely doesn't have
the vaccine
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is the quarterback of the Green
Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers.
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Last week
Rodgers came down with COVID,
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which is how everyone learned
that he wasn't vaccinated.
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Yeah, and apparently, Rodgers
tried some homeopathic treatment
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instead of getting the vaccine.
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And that took a lot of people
by surprise,
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because back in the pre-season
he said this.
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REPORTER:
Are you vaccinated?
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And what's your stance
on vaccinations?
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Yeah, I've been immunized.
437
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,201
Yeah, yeah, I've been immunized.
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Not vaccinated, immunized.
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That was a pretty slippery
answer, looking back at it.
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This is like your girl asking
if you're wearing a condom,
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and you put on a bike helmet
and you're like,
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"Yeah, yeah,
I'm wearing protection."
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And after this news broke,
everyone wanted to know why.
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Why did Aaron Rodgers refuse
to get vaccinated
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and hide it from everyone?
446
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And on Friday,
He went on a podcast
447
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to give his side of the story.
448
00:16:55,693 --> 00:17:01,332
I'm not, uh, you know, some sort
of anti-vax flat-earther.
449
00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:04,835
Um, I am somebody
who's a critical thinker.
450
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Uh, you guys know me, I march
to the beat of my own drum.
451
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I consulted with a now
good friend of mine, Joe Rogan,
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after he got COVID,
and I have been doing
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a lot of the stuff that
he recommended in his podcasts.
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I have been taking
monoclonal antibodies,
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Ivermectin, zinc,
vitamin C and D, HCQ.
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I believe strongly
in bodily autonomy
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and the ability to make choices
for your body,
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not to have to acquiesce
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to some woke culture
or crazed, you know,
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group of individuals who say
you have to do something.
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The great MLK said
that you have a moral obligation
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to object to unjust rules
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and rules that make no sense.
464
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Oh. That actually reminds me
of another famous MLK quote:
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I have a dream
that when I'm gone
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you will leave me out
of your messy-ass drama.
467
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So Rodgers basically says that
he's an independent thinker
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who doesn't want to be told
what to do with his body.
469
00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:13,437
And I don't know,
y-you ever notice
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how all the independent thinkers
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are doing the exact same thing?
Right?
472
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It's not like they're all
coming up with different ideas.
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Like,
"I'm an independent thinker.
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"What are my thoughts,
Joe Rogan?
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Tell me
about my independent thoughts."
476
00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,419
But you can tell
how politics has just infected
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the entire vaccine debate.
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Right? Because you'll never see
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00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,756
Aaron Rodgers doing this
to anything else.
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He's never applying this kind
of independent thinking
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to the rest of his body.
482
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Like, just once, I'd love to see
him out there on the field like,
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"Forget pads and helmets.
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I've decided to cover myself
in manuka honey."
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And honestly, people,
my biggest problem
486
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,506
with athletes like Aaron Rodgers
or Kyrie Irving
487
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:50,374
is that they think
that this choice
488
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,443
only affects themselves.
489
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:55,246
But there are real victims here.
490
00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:57,782
And yes,
I'm talking about those of us
491
00:18:57,882 --> 00:18:59,683
who play fantasy sports.
492
00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:02,153
Because it used to be
when you drafted players,
493
00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,688
all you had to take into account
was their injury history
494
00:19:04,722 --> 00:19:06,123
or their team's
off-season moves.
495
00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:08,225
Now... Now you got to be like,
496
00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:09,593
"Okay, what are the chances
497
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,262
"that this player
gets his news from Facebook?
498
00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:13,164
Aah, I'm gonna lose points."
499
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:14,999
And if you're wondering,
isn't there a cultural figure
500
00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,801
out there who can challenge
Aaron Rodgers?
501
00:19:16,901 --> 00:19:18,803
You know,
someone who's pro-vaccination
502
00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,171
and who everyone respects?
503
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:23,741
Well, worry no more,
because help is on the way.
504
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:25,709
NEWSMAN: And now Big Bird
is causing a stir
505
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:26,944
over the COVID vaccine.
506
00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:28,345
The Sesame Street character,
507
00:19:28,446 --> 00:19:30,481
who is six years old
on the show,
508
00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:33,384
posted about getting the vaccine
after the Pfizer shot
509
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:35,653
was approved
for kids as young as five.
510
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:38,422
Texas Senator Ted Cruz
responded to Big Bird's tweet,
511
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:42,059
saying, "Government propaganda
for your five-year-old."
512
00:19:42,159 --> 00:19:44,261
All right, first of all,
Ted Cruz, you need to calm down.
513
00:19:44,361 --> 00:19:47,264
All right? Five-year-olds aren't
even gonna see Big Bird's tweet.
514
00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:50,134
Five-year-olds aren't
on Twitter. They're on TikTok.
515
00:19:50,234 --> 00:19:51,502
And honestly, I'm surprised
516
00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:54,004
Ted Cruz is even going hard
after Big Bird
517
00:19:54,104 --> 00:19:56,073
considering
how much they have in common.
518
00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:58,876
I mean, they both desperately
want to fly, but they can't.
519
00:19:58,976 --> 00:20:00,578
This whole thing is
such a double standard, right?
520
00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:02,880
People are upset about Big Bird
getting the vaccine,
521
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:05,516
but no one, no one cares
522
00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:08,319
about all the hormone injections
that they've been giving him
523
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:11,122
to make him as big
and delicious as possible
524
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:13,190
when they eventually eat him.
525
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:14,892
Because that's gonna happen,
people.
526
00:20:14,992 --> 00:20:17,628
It's only a matter of time.
And it's gonna be
527
00:20:17,695 --> 00:20:19,630
the worst Thanksgiving episode
of all time.
528
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,398
I mean, I will say, though,
529
00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,334
Big Bird getting vaccinated
is not an effective way
530
00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:25,069
to convince people
to get the shot.
531
00:20:25,169 --> 00:20:28,139
If they really... If they
really want to convince kids,
532
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:29,640
they should have killed
533
00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:32,009
one of the Sesame Street
characters with COVID.
534
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,778
Yeah, kids remember that shit.
535
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:36,680
The Count should be there
on his deathbed like...
536
00:20:36,781 --> 00:20:38,449
-(monitor beeping) -"The vaccine
could have saved me,
537
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:40,217
"but it's too late now.
538
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:42,219
"How many regrets do I have?
539
00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:46,157
One regret. Two regrets."
540
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,292
(laughs)
541
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:50,194
(monitor flatlines)
542
00:20:50,294 --> 00:20:52,029
Yeah, your kid
will remember that shit forever.
543
00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:54,498
Now, look, Big Bird
is entitled to his opinions,
544
00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:56,767
but it turns out
not every giant bird
545
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,302
feels the same way.
546
00:20:58,402 --> 00:20:59,470
And we here at The Daily Show,
547
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,338
well, we-we want to hear
from all sides.
548
00:21:01,438 --> 00:21:02,873
So, in the interest of fairness,
549
00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:06,210
here to offer an opposing
and equally important opinion,
550
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:09,780
please welcome
Independent Thinking Bird.
551
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,550
Thanks for having me on, Trevor!
552
00:21:12,683 --> 00:21:15,886
I'm excited to spread the truth.
553
00:21:15,986 --> 00:21:17,822
(coughing)
554
00:21:17,922 --> 00:21:19,423
Wow. I hope
that's all you're spreading.
555
00:21:19,523 --> 00:21:22,660
Um, now, I understand
that you disagree with Big Bird?
556
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,162
It's not about disagreeing,
Trevor.
557
00:21:25,262 --> 00:21:28,332
It's about keeping an open mind.
558
00:21:28,432 --> 00:21:31,302
Everyone says
listen to your doctor,
559
00:21:31,402 --> 00:21:34,738
but what about listening
to this guy I met at the gym?
560
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:36,807
His cousin got vaccinated,
561
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,476
and, two days later,
562
00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:40,211
his nipples fell off.
563
00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:43,814
That's why you should do
your own research.
564
00:21:43,914 --> 00:21:46,317
Come on. That can't be true.
565
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:49,653
And, also, I mean, I assume that
means you're not vaccinated?
566
00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:53,491
I still have my nipples,
don't I?
567
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:54,492
I-I can't tell.
568
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,093
Are you vaccinated or not?
569
00:21:56,193 --> 00:21:57,094
Even better--
570
00:21:57,194 --> 00:21:58,829
I'm immunized!
571
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:02,133
That means
I use alternative medicine
572
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,235
so I'm safe from disease
573
00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:06,370
and big pharma!
574
00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:10,074
But what alternative medicine is
more effective than the vaccine?
575
00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:12,109
Well, I do yoga,
576
00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,044
I get acupuncture,
577
00:22:14,145 --> 00:22:16,447
and, every night before bed,
578
00:22:16,614 --> 00:22:18,315
I drink a warm glass
579
00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:20,818
of goat piss.
580
00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:22,753
Which reminds me--
581
00:22:22,853 --> 00:22:26,791
today's show is brought to you
by the letter "P."
582
00:22:26,891 --> 00:22:28,025
Yum.
583
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,494
No. No, no.
No, do not listen to him, kids.
584
00:22:30,628 --> 00:22:32,830
We're-we're not sponsored
by the letter "P."
585
00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:34,765
Nobody drink pee, please.
586
00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:40,738
Sounds like Trevor's part
of the cancel culture woke mob.
587
00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:43,140
I've been on Team Goat
for years,
588
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,744
and, so far,
the only diseases I've had
589
00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:48,646
are measles, mumps,
590
00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:51,649
rubella,
early-onset Alzheimer's,
591
00:22:51,682 --> 00:22:54,718
whooping cough,
Ukrainian smallpox,
592
00:22:54,819 --> 00:22:56,821
early-onset Alzheimer's
593
00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,656
and bird flu.
594
00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:00,558
Or as we birds call it,
595
00:23:00,658 --> 00:23:02,092
the flu!
596
00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,928
Oh, that reminds me--
597
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,530
today's Daily Show
is also brought to you
598
00:23:06,664 --> 00:23:08,666
by the letter "B."
599
00:23:08,732 --> 00:23:11,569
That's the hepatitis
I don't have.
600
00:23:11,669 --> 00:23:12,937
Okay, you know what, uh,
601
00:23:13,037 --> 00:23:14,672
this-this is pointless.
We shouldn't have done this.
602
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:16,674
Let-Let's get you out of here
before everyone gets sick.
603
00:23:16,774 --> 00:23:19,110
Um, thank you,
Independent Thinking Bird.
604
00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:22,046
Oh, hey, can I use
the bathroom on the way out?
605
00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:23,681
No, it's for employees only.
606
00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:27,351
That's okay.
I'll go on your windshield.
607
00:23:27,451 --> 00:23:29,520
You're gonna shit
on my windshield?
608
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,288
N-No. Can we...
(stammers) Can we--
609
00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,723
You know what,
let-let's take a break.
610
00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:35,292
And when we come back, I'm
gonna be chatting to Spike Lee
611
00:23:35,392 --> 00:23:36,894
about a book
that covers his entire life.
612
00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,629
You don't want to miss it.
Listen, man,
613
00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:40,731
-you don't come to my show
and tell me... -What? No.
614
00:23:40,831 --> 00:23:42,600
-(Trevor mumbling)
-(stammering)
615
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,602
INDEPENDENT THINKING BIRD:
I just got to go! I got IBS!
616
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:47,704
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
617
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:49,706
My guest tonight is Academy
Award-winning filmmaker
618
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:52,242
Spike Lee. He's here
to talk about his new book
619
00:23:52,342 --> 00:23:55,479
which is a visual celebration
of his life
620
00:23:55,579 --> 00:23:58,282
and iconic career thus far.
Spike Lee,
621
00:23:58,382 --> 00:24:00,317
-welcome back. -Well, it's good
to see you, man.
622
00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:02,519
-How are you, sir?
-Good to see you. I'm good.
623
00:24:02,619 --> 00:24:04,822
It's good to see you.
You look... you look...
624
00:24:04,922 --> 00:24:06,123
You don't look better.
You look gooder
625
00:24:06,223 --> 00:24:07,991
than I've ever seen you before,
and I wonder
626
00:24:08,091 --> 00:24:09,993
if the Knicks have anything
to do with it.
627
00:24:10,093 --> 00:24:11,829
-Well... -As a Knicks fan, how
long have you been struggling?
628
00:24:11,929 --> 00:24:14,498
Well, the last time
we won an NBA championship
629
00:24:14,598 --> 00:24:16,466
-was the '72-'73 season.
-Uh-huh.
630
00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:18,435
-I feel like it's time now.
Yeah. -Oh, it's time.
631
00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:20,137
But we're... We got...
we got the ingredients,
632
00:24:20,237 --> 00:24:24,374
and, uh, as I say,
it's orange and blue skies.
633
00:24:24,475 --> 00:24:26,810
Let's talk about that suit.
Where do you even find that?
634
00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:28,312
-No, that's-that's... -Cause
I... You don't... you don't
635
00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:30,581
-pop out to a store and find
an NBA logo suit. -That's...
636
00:24:30,681 --> 00:24:32,883
LEE:
The logo is Jerry West,
637
00:24:32,983 --> 00:24:35,419
and it's a Louboutin suit,
and my brother Virgil--
638
00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:36,687
-he hooked it up.
-Okay. Okay.
639
00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:39,156
Very, you know...
It was... it was...
640
00:24:39,256 --> 00:24:41,625
-the season opener!
-(laughing)
641
00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,460
I had to come out strong!
642
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,796
(laughter)
643
00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:47,164
-You look sharp.
-Hey, I could not... Hey,
644
00:24:47,264 --> 00:24:49,166
I could not be messing around.
You know, we're...
645
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,268
-Things are looking good
this year. -Yeah.
646
00:24:51,368 --> 00:24:54,238
-As far as basketball mostly.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
647
00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:56,240
The rest of the world,
I can't deal with.
648
00:24:56,373 --> 00:24:58,208
You know what? You know what
my mom always says?
649
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,210
-"You take what you can get.
Take what you can get." -Got to.
650
00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:03,380
My-my grandmother lived to be
100 years old told me, also.
651
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,582
"Spikey,
652
00:25:05,682 --> 00:25:07,651
got to crawl
before you can walk."
653
00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:09,987
-That's the truth.
-Made it 100.
654
00:25:10,087 --> 00:25:12,689
Put me through Morehouse
and NYU Film School,
655
00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:14,057
-my grandmother.
-Wow.
656
00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:15,893
She saved
the Social Security checks
657
00:25:15,993 --> 00:25:20,731
for 50 years
for grandchildren's education.
658
00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:25,836
-And since I was the first born,
I had first dibs. -Wow.
659
00:25:25,936 --> 00:25:27,404
So then, in many ways,
I would argue
660
00:25:27,437 --> 00:25:30,207
that this book is almost a
celebration of her hard work.
661
00:25:30,307 --> 00:25:31,975
-Oh, yes, yes. -Because I mean,
this is... this is...
662
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:33,410
Her grandmother was a slave,
663
00:25:33,477 --> 00:25:36,146
yet she was a college graduate
from Spelman.
664
00:25:36,246 --> 00:25:38,582
-But we... Can I just say
something here? -Yeah, yeah.
665
00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:43,220
95% of those pictures in that
book are about my brother.
666
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,189
-That's what I wanted to ask you
about. -Yeah, David Lee.
667
00:25:45,355 --> 00:25:47,124
-Let's jump into the book.
-Okay.
668
00:25:47,224 --> 00:25:49,560
Um, there are few people
669
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,862
who could put out
a book of their work
670
00:25:51,962 --> 00:25:55,699
that would be as, I mean,
not just, not just wide-ranging,
671
00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:59,369
but also, like,
time-spanning as this book is.
672
00:25:59,403 --> 00:26:01,605
You know, everything
from She's Gotta Have It
673
00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:03,140
and then, you know, you go
through some of these pictures.
674
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,409
I mean, Do the Right Thing,
and then you're getting down,
675
00:26:05,509 --> 00:26:07,611
you go to Jungle Fever,
you go to Malcolm X.
676
00:26:07,711 --> 00:26:09,513
Let's talk about the book
as a whole.
677
00:26:09,613 --> 00:26:11,248
-Mm-hmm. -First of all,
what's amazing is,
678
00:26:11,381 --> 00:26:13,016
your brother has taken,
as you said,
679
00:26:13,116 --> 00:26:14,618
like, 90% of the pictures
in here.
680
00:26:14,718 --> 00:26:16,286
I didn't know that you work
with your siblings
681
00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:17,855
-on so many movies.
-Oh, yes.
682
00:26:17,955 --> 00:26:21,391
My brother David,
David Charles Lee.
683
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:24,394
Since film school, when I was
in NYU graduate film school,
684
00:26:24,428 --> 00:26:27,564
he has been taking...
documenting all my films,
685
00:26:27,664 --> 00:26:31,869
and now he's the top unit
photographer in New York City.
686
00:26:31,969 --> 00:26:33,470
So I've been blessed.
687
00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:36,607
My sister, Joie,
is a writer, director.
688
00:26:36,707 --> 00:26:38,408
She's been in my films.
689
00:26:38,442 --> 00:26:41,278
Uh, her and my brother Cinqué
cowrote...
690
00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:43,147
-were the original writers
of Crooklyn, -Right.
691
00:26:43,247 --> 00:26:45,516
which is a semibiographical
of our family growing up
692
00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:48,418
in Brooklyn, New York, during
in the late '60s, early '70s.
693
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:52,055
My brother Chris,
who's no longer with us,
694
00:26:52,156 --> 00:26:55,058
he was one of the...
695
00:26:55,159 --> 00:26:59,663
really, really great first wave
of graffiti artists.
696
00:26:59,763 --> 00:27:01,265
His name was Shadow.
697
00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:02,733
So this just went
through the family.
698
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:03,967
Went through the family.
699
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,903
And I come from
a very artistic family.
700
00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:08,705
-Uh-huh. -My father Billy,
great jazz musician,
701
00:27:08,806 --> 00:27:11,008
great composer.
702
00:27:11,108 --> 00:27:13,877
Composed the scores
for my films from film school,
703
00:27:13,977 --> 00:27:16,146
all of it, the Mo' Better Blues.
704
00:27:16,246 --> 00:27:18,015
And during the early '60s,
705
00:27:18,115 --> 00:27:21,118
he was the top folk bassist
in the world.
706
00:27:21,218 --> 00:27:23,453
When Bob Dylan decided
he wanted to go electric,
707
00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:25,389
everybody folk went electric.
708
00:27:25,489 --> 00:27:27,257
And my father to this day
709
00:27:27,391 --> 00:27:29,493
has never played
an electric instrument.
710
00:27:29,593 --> 00:27:30,761
Wow.
711
00:27:30,861 --> 00:27:33,063
But at first
I couldn't understand
712
00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:38,202
why my father would do that,
713
00:27:38,302 --> 00:27:41,538
but as I've gotten older
and wiser...
714
00:27:41,638 --> 00:27:43,707
-Uh-huh.
-he had convictions.
715
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,375
This is something
he's not going to do.
716
00:27:45,476 --> 00:27:48,078
Now, of course, all jump saying,
717
00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:51,448
you have five kids.
718
00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:53,917
But...
719
00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:57,454
he... he wanted...
He called it "tone as is."
720
00:27:57,554 --> 00:27:59,056
-He's a jazz musician.
-Mm-hmm.
721
00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:01,558
Even when he played,
even when he played,
722
00:28:01,658 --> 00:28:03,360
he wouldn't put a mike up
723
00:28:03,427 --> 00:28:05,362
like, on a stand to his bass.
724
00:28:05,462 --> 00:28:07,431
He didn't want anything...
725
00:28:07,531 --> 00:28:09,099
He just wanted it
to sound the way it was.
726
00:28:09,199 --> 00:28:13,170
Yep. And I can't hate him
for that. I can't do that.
727
00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:15,672
I'm just happy that...
728
00:28:15,772 --> 00:28:17,374
for me, as a filmmaker,
729
00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:20,410
I was able to give-give him
a platform so his music...
730
00:28:20,511 --> 00:28:22,746
I mean, that Do the Right Thing
soundtrack
731
00:28:22,846 --> 00:28:24,148
was probably his best.
732
00:28:24,248 --> 00:28:26,683
I mean, people love that,
you know?
733
00:28:26,783 --> 00:28:28,385
-You... -I mean, the score
for it. Not the soundtrack.
734
00:28:28,452 --> 00:28:30,387
-The score. Mm-hmm.
-Right, right, right.
735
00:28:30,454 --> 00:28:33,757
Your-your work speaks
to everyone in every single way.
736
00:28:33,857 --> 00:28:36,593
I-I-I love that this isn't
just a book of pictures
737
00:28:36,693 --> 00:28:38,695
from Spike Lee's work
but it's also...
738
00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:41,932
it's also snippets
of your thoughts, your ideas.
739
00:28:42,032 --> 00:28:43,634
-Mm-hmm. -You know,
as-as I was going through it...
740
00:28:43,734 --> 00:28:46,069
-Uh, which-which tab is that?
(laughs) -Oh, man, I mean...
741
00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:48,205
I-I'll tell you, like, for me,
like Jungle Fever, for instance.
742
00:28:48,338 --> 00:28:49,540
You know,
just reading through your mind
743
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,341
where you were going,
"A lot of people
744
00:28:51,441 --> 00:28:52,643
"misunderstand my work.
745
00:28:52,743 --> 00:28:54,344
"Or they put one label
to my work,
746
00:28:54,378 --> 00:28:57,181
"and they don't understand
that I'm telling a story
747
00:28:57,347 --> 00:28:58,916
about a complicated issue."
748
00:28:59,016 --> 00:29:01,351
-Right. -"I'm not telling
the story about all issues."
749
00:29:01,385 --> 00:29:04,588
Yes, the-the rap against
Jungle Fever is that I was
750
00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:07,724
against interracial,
you know, marriage or whatever,
751
00:29:07,825 --> 00:29:09,459
but that was not the case.
752
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,663
What I want to do
is to use specif...
753
00:29:12,763 --> 00:29:14,231
two specific neighborhoods.
754
00:29:14,364 --> 00:29:16,133
-Mm-hmm.
-Harlem-- African American--
755
00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:20,471
and Bensonhurst--
stone Italian American.
756
00:29:20,571 --> 00:29:22,706
And these two people
757
00:29:22,806 --> 00:29:25,843
from different backgrounds
come together,
758
00:29:25,943 --> 00:29:28,278
and the pressures on them
759
00:29:28,378 --> 00:29:30,514
make it difficult for them.
760
00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:32,583
But that was not the really...
761
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:36,520
The whole interracial thing
was only a platform
762
00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:38,856
to get to what the movie's
really about,
763
00:29:38,956 --> 00:29:42,793
which is, at the time,
764
00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:46,797
how crack was devastating
the Black community.
765
00:29:46,897 --> 00:29:48,499
-Mm.
-Which you really see
766
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:51,134
through what I believe
767
00:29:51,235 --> 00:29:54,371
is one of the greatest
Sam Jackson performances
768
00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:56,507
-as Gator.
-Right.
769
00:29:56,607 --> 00:29:57,808
There are so many stories
in here.
770
00:29:57,908 --> 00:29:59,109
There are so many moments
from your life.
771
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,844
I mean, you know,
772
00:30:00,944 --> 00:30:03,847
you-your life
has spanned decades,
773
00:30:03,947 --> 00:30:06,350
-time, stories, people. -I'm on
my fourth decade of filmmaking.
774
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,685
-Fourth decade of filmmaking.
-Mm-hmm.
775
00:30:08,785 --> 00:30:11,989
I would love to know
what the 1986 Spike Lee
776
00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:13,190
would take as advice
777
00:30:13,357 --> 00:30:16,160
from the 2021 Spike Lee,
you know?
778
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,728
Person who's been through
all these journeys,
779
00:30:17,828 --> 00:30:19,496
-from Crooklyn, Do
the Right Thing... -If I w...
780
00:30:19,596 --> 00:30:21,098
...all the way through
Da 5 Bloods.
781
00:30:21,198 --> 00:30:23,667
I-I rarely do
these hypothetical things.
782
00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:26,136
-But for you, my brother,
I will. -Thank you.
783
00:30:26,236 --> 00:30:27,538
If...
784
00:30:27,638 --> 00:30:32,476
if the 63-year-old Spike Lee
785
00:30:32,576 --> 00:30:35,179
could speak to the...
786
00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:37,781
as my mother would say,
my late mother would say--
787
00:30:37,881 --> 00:30:42,386
the skinny rusty butt Spikey...
788
00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:46,156
I would tell my younger self
that...
789
00:30:46,323 --> 00:30:48,826
you have to be more patient
with people
790
00:30:48,926 --> 00:30:51,028
and...
791
00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:54,364
everybody is not the same.
792
00:30:54,464 --> 00:30:56,567
Uh, you can't expect
everybody knowing you--
793
00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:58,435
what you think, how you think
794
00:30:58,535 --> 00:31:00,370
-and what you know.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
795
00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:04,641
And that-that...
796
00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:06,844
is giving grace.
797
00:31:07,945 --> 00:31:10,647
Were you ever able to extend
that grace to your father?
798
00:31:10,747 --> 00:31:11,648
Yeah.
799
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:13,183
I mean,
800
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:16,386
you know, we're not-- you know,
he's-he's kind of, like...
801
00:31:16,487 --> 00:31:18,055
not really good in, uh...
802
00:31:18,155 --> 00:31:20,624
-in the... mental thing.
-Right.
803
00:31:20,724 --> 00:31:21,992
But he's still with us.
804
00:31:22,092 --> 00:31:23,060
You know, he's still with us.
805
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,230
And if it wasn't for him
and my mother,
806
00:31:26,363 --> 00:31:28,131
I would not be the artist I am.
807
00:31:28,232 --> 00:31:30,601
So, love is
always gonna be there.
808
00:31:30,701 --> 00:31:32,069
And if it wasn't for you,
809
00:31:32,169 --> 00:31:33,504
we wouldn't be the people
we are,
810
00:31:33,604 --> 00:31:36,073
-watching all these films.
-Yeah. Whoa, we got something.
811
00:31:36,173 --> 00:31:38,842
I know you got the book there.
812
00:31:38,942 --> 00:31:43,914
-But I have personally signed
this. -(laughing)
813
00:31:44,014 --> 00:31:46,517
Marked it up. You're there.
814
00:31:46,617 --> 00:31:49,520
My beautiful family.
My siblings.
815
00:31:50,754 --> 00:31:52,656
And can we-- can you read that?
816
00:31:52,756 --> 00:31:55,192
Personally signed. To me.
817
00:31:55,325 --> 00:31:56,360
To Trevor.
818
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,828
Peace and Love.
819
00:31:57,928 --> 00:31:59,997
-Spike Lee. Thank you, Spike.
-Spike Lee.
820
00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:03,333
A-And here's the thing though.
Last thing.
821
00:32:03,433 --> 00:32:05,235
I appreciate you.
822
00:32:05,335 --> 00:32:07,771
-What you do is needed.
-Thank you.
823
00:32:07,871 --> 00:32:10,674
Keep doing it, man, because...
824
00:32:10,774 --> 00:32:12,709
the streets love you.
825
00:32:12,810 --> 00:32:14,178
-And that's-that's 100.
-Appreciate it.
826
00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:15,846
-The streets love you, man.
-Thank you. Thank you very much.
827
00:32:15,946 --> 00:32:18,215
-We love you, man.
-Thank you so much.
828
00:32:18,348 --> 00:32:21,618
All right, people,
Spike is available November 17
829
00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:23,420
wherever books are sold.
Not this one. This is my one.
830
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,521
We're gonna take a quick break,
831
00:32:24,621 --> 00:32:26,256
but we'll be right back
after this.
832
00:32:28,694 --> 00:32:29,762
Well, that's our show
for tonight. But before we go,
833
00:32:29,862 --> 00:32:31,464
Thanksgiving
is one of the busiest times
834
00:32:31,564 --> 00:32:33,099
for the Feeding America network
835
00:32:33,199 --> 00:32:35,067
of food banks and meal programs,
836
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,536
and their mission
is to bring nourishing food
837
00:32:37,637 --> 00:32:38,871
to people in need.
838
00:32:38,971 --> 00:32:40,306
So if you would like
to support them in their work,
839
00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:42,275
please donate at the link below
840
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:45,378
and help to make the holidays
brighter for your neighbors.
841
00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:47,914
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there,
842
00:32:48,014 --> 00:32:49,916
get your vaccine and, remember,
843
00:32:50,016 --> 00:32:52,551
if you fart in public,
844
00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:55,254
shit, you're presidential.
845
00:32:55,354 --> 00:32:58,090
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
846
00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:00,693
-("God Save the Queen" playing)
-President Biden had met Camilla
847
00:33:00,793 --> 00:33:03,296
and broken wind so loudly
848
00:33:03,396 --> 00:33:04,664
that she was shocked.
849
00:33:04,764 --> 00:33:07,700
There's something about stories
about people farting
850
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,102
in front of royals or royals
farting in front of people,
851
00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:13,039
and I just have an endless
appetite to read this stuff.
852
00:33:13,139 --> 00:33:15,675
I think our, uh... our director
has a special sound effect
853
00:33:15,775 --> 00:33:16,976
-on that...
-(passing gas)
854
00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:19,679
But poor President Biden,
to be traveling all that--
855
00:33:19,779 --> 00:33:22,415
those distances,
eating rich foreign food.
856
00:33:22,515 --> 00:33:25,318
And I think for, you know--
He's in his late 70s.
857
00:33:25,418 --> 00:33:28,321
Camilla is also married
to a man in his 70s.
858
00:33:28,454 --> 00:33:31,591
I'm sure she's no stranger
to a bit of flatulence.
859
00:33:31,691 --> 00:33:33,593
I know this conference
of saving the planet
860
00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:36,095
is about low emissions,
but I just wanted to demonstrate
861
00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:38,497
wind power
can be very effective.