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Is anyone here
a member of QAnon?
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I mean, if you are, I--
No, I just-- I was--
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'Cause I was gonna ask
you about this-this story
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that's-that's blowing up today.
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Hundreds of QAnon supporters
showed up to the place where
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JFK was assassinated, because
they believe that JFK Jr.
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is gonna show up,
like, from the dead,
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and announce that
Trump is now president.
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And the people actually
came there, and they were like,
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"We're ready and we're waiting."
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And, like, everyone online
was roasting them, were like,
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"This is trash.
This is stupid."
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I-I-- Actually, I watched that
and I was like,
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"I-I think
I want to join QAnon.
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Not for, like,
the things they believe in,
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but just for, like,
the communal aspect,
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it seems like, you know?
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They get people out. Everyone's
hanging around together,
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you know. It must be,
like, a cool place
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to meet very interesting people.
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I'm sure there's, like, very,
very interesting people
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you could meet there, you know.
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Also, can we all agree on
something:
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if a dead person
comes back from the dead--
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like, if anyone comes back
from the dead
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and they say anything,
we have to, like, agree with it.
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Like, if someone comes back
from the dead and they say,
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"Trump is president"
or anyone's president,
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we have to go with them because
they came back from the dead.
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It's not in the Constitution,
but it should be.
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like, I don't know
about you guys,
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I'm going with
the dead person.
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Do you know what I mean?
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That's even, like, a thing,
like, from the Bible.
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Jesus was alive,
people were like, "Eh."
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Then he came back from the dead.
Until that day
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we were all like,
"Yo, yo, yo, yo, my man."
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Whatever that guy says.
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If you come back-- 'Cause
anyone can, like, tell you shit.
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If someone comes back
from the dead...
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Tupac comes back now--
anything he says, I'm doing it.
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We kick things off
with abortion--
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ah, a great topic
for any first date.
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Last May, Texas tried
to ban abortion in a new way.
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They didn't outlaw it,
but they made it possible
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to sue anybody who gave
or helped someone
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get an abortion, right?
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And then, if you win,
you would get at least $10,000.
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So, for example,
if I drove someone
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to an abortion clinic in Texas,
anybody can sue me for $10,000,
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Anybody on earth-- you,
my seventh-grade girlfriend,
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Brad Pitt-- anybody.
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Snitches get riches.
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And the reason Texas
structured the law this way
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is so that the Supreme Court
couldn't overturn it.
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But yesterday, the Supreme Court
looked at this case anyway,
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and they didn't sound
too happy with Texas
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getting cute like this.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Today, as protestors rallied
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outside the Supreme Court,
inside, for the first time,
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a majority of justices signaled
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they are not comfortable
with the new Texas law.
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Conservative justices Brett
Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett
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today questioned whether
that loophole should be closed.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: Kavanaugh theorized
that a left-leaning state
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could offer a one
million-dollar bounty against
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those who sell an assault rifle,
like an AR-15,
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then claim it wasn't using
state power because
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only private parties
could bring the suits.
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Uh-oh. Looks like the
conservative justices
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are gonna have to choose
what they care more about:
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guns or fetuses?
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(sharp inhale)
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This is tough.
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That is, unless--
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What if women gave birth...
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to guns?! That's it!
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We just make women
give birth to guns!
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Then everybody wins!
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I will say,
this really shows you
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how bullshit this law is, right?
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Because banning abortion has
been the goal for conservatives
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for over, what,
four decades now?
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But even they aren't willing
to do it like this.
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Like, it would be like
a lonely guy
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finally losing his virginity,
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but only because he fell into
the gorilla pit at the zoo.
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It's not what he wanted.
It's what he wanted,
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but not what he wanted.
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And the justices are right.
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This law could lead to a future
where everyone
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is just suing each other
all the time.
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And let's be honest-- there are
already too many lawsuits
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in America.
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I mean, America had to make
Jerry Springer a judge.
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Yeah, Jerry Springer.
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He has a court show now.
Yeah, they were like,
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"Who's that guy who used, uh,
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"to have conjoined twins
slap each other on TV?
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"Yeah, give him a robe.
He's a judge now.
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We need more judges.
We need more judges."
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All right, but let's move on
to a story about cryptocurrency.
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You know, it's like if money
got into vaping.
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Everyone has heard of Bitcoin.
Of course.
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But did you know that there are
thousands of other digital coins
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out there?
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Why?
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Because anyone
can make a cryptocurrency.
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You,
my seventh grade girlfriend,
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Brad Pitt-- anybody.
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All you need is a computer
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and the willingness to bore your
friends to death at parties.
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Anyway, the other day,
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an exciting new cryptocurrency
came out called Squid
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that-that the creator said
was inspired by Squid Game,
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which is another thing
that people do.
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They give their money a name
based on a TV show or a meme,
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and then people who like
that thing buy the coin,
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which, let's be honest,
is the stupidest way
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to invest in something.
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Because what if the thing
that you're a fan of
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becomes unpopular?
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I mean, trust me,
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that's how I got stuck with
$10,000 worth of Cuomo Coin,
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and now I can't touch it.
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But so many people wanted
Squid coins
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that the price of each coin
shot up to nearly $3,000,
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which is when all the people
selling it
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took all that money
and disappeared.
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That Squid Game cryptocurrency
we've been talking about
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on the program, looks like
it was part of a scam.
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What happened
is called a rug pull.
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The coin's creators,
they just abandoned the project
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by exchanging the coin for cash.
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They walked away
with $3.3 million,
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or every dollar ever invested
in Squid coin.
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They left 40,000 investors
holding the bag
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after the crash.
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It was a scam. Case closed.
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Oh, man,
I feel bad for these people.
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I mean, not-not too bad,
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because did they not see
the show?
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Were these people like, "Wow!
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"These nice Squid Games people
are offering me easy money!
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What could go wrong?"
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I mean, this is one advantage
that real money has
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over crypto money,
because the government
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can't just cash out and leave.
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You know? You'll never see Biden
hopping on Air Force One, like,
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"Ha-ha, I converted
all the dollars to yen.
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"Sayonara, Jack.
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"Come on.
Let's get out of here, man.
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I did a little malarkey. Ha."
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If you want to invest
your money smartly,
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let me give you some advice.
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What you need to do is go
to a bar near Wall Street
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at around 5:00,
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hide in the bathroom
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and then you see
what professional investors
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are saying.
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That's how I ended up investing
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in a little thing called
cocaine.
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Made a lot of money doing that.
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All right, and, finally,
let's talk about space travel.
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One day, it'll be as glamorous
and romantic
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as it is in science fiction.
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We'll fly past stars
in beautiful ships
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and fight with laser swords
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and make out with our sisters.
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But we didn't know that
she was our sister at the time,
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which makes it all right.
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But, right now,
that future is light-years away.
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NEWSWOMAN: SpaceX is faced with
another engineering problem.
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This time, in the bathroom.
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A leaky toilet
is the latest issue
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on board
the SpaceX Dragon capsule,
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which means everyone on board
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won't have a toilet
during their journey.
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The four astronauts will have
to rely on backup undergarments.
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I think they mean diapers.
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Officials did not say
how long the crew
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would be without
an inoperable toilet.
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You know,
it's pretty humbling that,
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no matter what technological
advances we come up with,
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we've still got to deal
with our poop.
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Which, let's be honest,
is gonna be really embarrassing
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if we ever meet aliens.
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"Greetings, earthling.
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"Would you like to know
the mysteries of the u...
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(sniffing)
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"I'm-I'm sorry, did...
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did you just defecate
in your pants?"
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"Yeah, man,
sorry about that, dude.
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"It was a really long flight.
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"And I'm wearing diapers though,
so it's cool.
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Tell me about those secrets."
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"You know what?
We just remembered
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"we have a thing
in another galaxy.
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"See you around, maybe.
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Don't come back here."
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But, you know,
when we think about it,
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what is so embarrassing
about diapers? Huh?
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I... Like, I honestly think
that diapers are underrated.
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Like, if diapers
didn't already exist,
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and someone introduced them now
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as a hot new technology,
in 2021, be honest.
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People would be excited
about them.
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Guys, what if I told you,
you never had to worry
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about finding a bathroom
ever again,
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because you would always be
carrying one with you?
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Huh? You'd make a killing
on Shark Tank.
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Barbara, I know
you take dumps, so...
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All right, that's all the time
we have for the headlines.
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Let's move on to our main story.
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Today is election day
in America,
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and there are local races
all around the country.
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New York city is electing
a new mayor,
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Minneapolis is voting on whether
to remake its police force,
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Hollywood is voting
on whether Kim
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and Pete Davidson
should be a thing.
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But right now,
the political world is watching
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the governors' race in Virginia,
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where the Democrat,
Terry McAuliffe,
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is running neck-and-neck
with Republican Glenn Youngkin.
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And Virginia has been a pretty
solid blue state for years now,
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which means
that if Democrats lose,
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they might have
to rethink their strategy
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of promising a lot
of popular services
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and then not delivering
on any of them.
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But this year, there's one
unexpected voting bloc
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in Virginia that could decide
the entire race.
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And Desi Lydic has more.
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LYDIC: Covering the news
is exhilarating.
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You travel the country,
meet interesting people,
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and find real stories.
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But then one day, you realize
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it's a (bleep) Tuesday
in November again.
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Well, it's election day again.
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(groaning)
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Got it.
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It's election day again
'cause it's...
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I can't.
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It's election day again.
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(retching)
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(bleep) you, Virginia!
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-(yelling)
-As a journalist, I'm honored
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to be covering
this sacred process.
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Oh. (bleep)
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Again, I feel
super chill about it.
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I'm good.
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It's election day again,
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and we've got another close race
on our hands.
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So you better start
clenching those butt cheeks.
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Early voting's already underway
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in the Virginia
gubernatorial race,
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with the latest polling showing
Democratic governor
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Terry McAuliffe
effectively in a dead heat.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Politico writing,
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"If Terry McAuliffe
doesn't pull out a win,
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"Democrats are privately
predicting a collapse
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on Capitol Hill."
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LYDIC:
Wait. Virginia could go red?
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For a state that went blue
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by 450,000 votes
in the last election,
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this was a story worth
keeping down the vomit.
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I sat down with Geoffrey Skelley
from FiveThirtyEight
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to help me make sense of this.
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Sorry about the mess.
Elections, am I right?
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Why is this race,
in particular, so close?
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-Isn't Virginia blue?
-Yeah.
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So, Virginia is...
has been democratic leaning
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over the last few years, uh,
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but President Biden
is now, uh, somewhat unpopular.
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And I think voters
are responding to that.
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And so the electoral environment
is better for Republicans.
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So they've got a close race
in Virginia.
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Who do you think will actually
decide this race?
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Young voters are
really important,
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uh, because they are basically
the Democratic-leaning group.
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But one little interesting thing
McAuliffe has done
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is run campaign ads
attacking Glenn Youngkin,
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because he was CEO
of The Carlyle Group,
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which was involved
in the purchase
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of Taylor Swift's
master recordings.
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And so they've been using this
to try to get young people
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to pay attention to the race
because there are a lot
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of young people out there--
you know, 18 to 34-year-olds--
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who really like Taylor Swift.
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NEWSWOMAN: Virginia Democrat
candidate for governor,
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Terry McAuliffe, recruiting
Taylor Swift fans.
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McAuliffe reportedly
linking his opponent
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to music executive
Scooter Braun,
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who infamously bought Swift's
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master recordings back in 2019.
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After I was denied the chance
to purchase my music outright,
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my entire catalogue was sold
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to Scooter Braun's
Ithaca Holdings
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in a deal that I'm told was
funded by The Carlyle Group.
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NEWSMAN:
One of the targeted ads reading,
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"Did you know that Republican
candidate for governor
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Glenn Youngkin helped buy
Taylor Swift's masters
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out from under her?"
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You got to be shitting me.
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Taylor Swift fans vote?
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I think that's what the
McAuliffe campaign is-is hoping.
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If the Swifties
are backing McAuliffe,
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what group of fans
are backing Youngkin?
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Chet Hanks fans? Chet Heads?
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Well, we don't have any polling
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on-on different,
you know, fan groups
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of-of musical artists.
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Thought you were
FiveThirtyEight.
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-What the (bleep)?
-Yeah, it's...
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It's a real...
It's a real niche...
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Could we be underestimating
the Swifties?
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I think I'd be careful
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about giving them
too much weight,
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but there are
a lot of young people
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who like Taylor Swift.
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Uh, we know that's true.
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LYDIC: Could Taylor Swift fans
be the key to the Virginia race?
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To find out, I had to dive
deep into their fandom,
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no matter how many of her albums
I had to buy
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on the show's credit card.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, sorry.
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This just happened to me
without my approval or consent.
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Shame on him.
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Wow! Wow!
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Finally, after becoming fluent
in all things Taylor,
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I gathered a group of her fans
in Virginia
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to see how angry they were
with candidate Youngkin.
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Are you all true fans?
Are you true Swifties?
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Did you buy
signed Fearless albums?
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Taylor version?
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I actually do have it,
and I can pull it up.
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I also have
every single Taylor record
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on vinyl right next to me
if we want to go that far.
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Yeah. The two
most important dates in November
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is November 2nd,
which is Election Day,
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and November 12th, which is Red.
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SALMA: Yeah, I'm taking off work
for Election Day
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just in case
the lines are too long.
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Are you also taking off work
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for Taylor's release of Red?
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Oh, 100%. I need
to get through all the emotions
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of all the songs on that album.
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I'm taking off work,
and my therapist
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is not getting the day off.
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LYDIC: While I respect
this generation's
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clear dedication
to mental health,
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could this new base of voters
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actually tip the scales
in Virginia?
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I'm originally from Texas,
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and the last three years
in college, I voted in Texas.
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But I just knew
that I couldn't, um, just sit by
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and watch
as Youngkin took Virginia.
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And so that's when I decided
to change my voter registration.
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Wow. Okay, so, you just changed
your registration.
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This is dedication.
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I was in a weird college era,
as well,
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where I was kind of voting
in my home state,
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uh, but now I am voting
in Virginia
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because of this issue.
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LYDIC: I couldn't help but pity
these young girls.
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There are
so many important issues,
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but all they care about
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is Taylor Swift's
master recordings.
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It's not really
about the masters,
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but, I mean,
just a couple days ago,
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Youngkin came out and said,
you know, he loves everyone,
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and when asked if that includes,
uh, LGBTQ people,
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he said no.
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Are there other issues
that you care about?
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I'm very passionate
about gun violence prevention.
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Climate change is going to be
the biggest issue of our time,
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so those policies
are super important.
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I'm an environmental engineer,
so this is life-changing.
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What would you say to boomers
like my Aunt Sheila
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who say 14-year-old girls
should stay out of politics
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and stop stealing
my sleeping pills, Desi?
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00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:53,904
I think that's
such a weird stereotype
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of Taylor Swift fans
because we're not 14 anymore.
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We are adults.
We pay taxes, and we vote.
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Yeah, do you want to see
my thesis paper
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00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:04,748
about congressional legislation?
'Cause I can show you that.
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00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:06,583
Don't underestimate Swifties.
(chuckles)
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00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:09,185
All right.
Take it easy, Molly. Geez.
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00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,922
I don't want any snake comments
on my Insta.
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Yes, they are fans
of Taylor Swift,
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and yes, they are in their 20s.
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Maybe they can make a difference
in this upcoming election.
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No matter what happens,
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00:15:21,097 --> 00:15:23,767
at least now I'll have
some great music to cry to
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just in time
for next election Tuesday.
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00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,738
Thank you so much
for that, Desi.
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All right, when we come back,
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The Daily Show
will be on trial.
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You don't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
412
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There are a lot of major
court cases happening right now.
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And you know what, we decided
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that we're gonna
take them to trial
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in our brand-new segment
Court Court.
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♪ ♪
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Order!
Order in the court.
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I call this court session
to, uh... session.
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Counselors Desi Lydic
and Roy Wood Jr.,
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are you ready
to present your arguments?
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00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:03,572
Yes, your honor.
I look forward to
422
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,808
a rigorous debate that will
make my opposing counsel
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00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:07,576
look like
the little bitch he is.
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00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,912
Uh, let the record show,
your honor,
425
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,383
that I'm honored-- I'm honored
to appear before this court.
426
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,852
And also they keyed her car
in the parking lot.
427
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,587
-Yeah.
-Excellent!
428
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:21,324
Our first case is about the
rioters who stormed the Capitol
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on January 6.
430
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:26,796
Some of them are going on trial
right now, and they have
431
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,633
interesting ideas about who
should be representing them.
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NEWSMAN: At least five people
charged in the riot
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at the U.S. Capitol have chosen
to defend themselves in court.
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In doing so, they're brushing
aside federal judges'
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00:16:38,407 --> 00:16:40,576
repeated warnings
about the risks
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of trying to navigate
their high-stakes cases
437
00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:44,313
without a lawyer.
438
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NEWSMAN 2: While representing
himself in a bond hearing,
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a January 6 riot defendant
named Brandon Fellows
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admitted to
two more felonies,
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00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,757
strengthening the case
against him.
442
00:16:54,857 --> 00:16:56,292
Alan Hostetter, accused of being
affiliated
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00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:57,960
with the Three Percenters
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facing 20 years in prison on
just the conspiracy charge,
445
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,565
wants to be his own lawyer.
446
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:04,133
They're gonna have to see it
themselves-- yeah,
447
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,268
the election was stolen,
the government was overthrown,
448
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:09,305
and Alan was-was right about
COVID, the lockdowns,
449
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:11,073
the masking, the vaccines, so...
450
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,376
case closed.
Sorry, folks.
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00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:15,878
Wow, riveting testimony.
452
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That is the most stirring
self-defense
453
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:21,250
a man has ever recorded
in his mom's basement.
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00:17:21,283 --> 00:17:25,121
Counselors, should the Capitol
rioters represent themselves?
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Make your case.
456
00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:29,258
Of course they should,
your honor.
457
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,795
American citizens have every
right to defend themselves.
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00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,697
I myself have gotten out of
three parking tickets
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00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:37,600
using the classic
"waterworks defense."
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00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,669
It's where you pee yourself
and they let you go.
461
00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:42,204
Not to mention,
by not getting lawyers,
462
00:17:42,304 --> 00:17:44,340
they're sparing us
from catching COVID.
463
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,775
Because, let's be honest--
these guys
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don't believe in vaccines.
Some of them
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-don't even believe in
haircuts. -WOOD: Hell no.
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00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,549
Hell no.
Your Honor,
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00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,584
they shouldn't
be defending themselves.
468
00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:59,055
Look, representing yourself
is a terrible, terrible idea.
469
00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:03,225
Especially-- especially if
we're talking about these guys.
470
00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:07,063
Okay? That one guy
admitted to two extra felonies,
471
00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:08,497
Two extra felonies!
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00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:12,234
What does he think? He think
he some sort of loyalty program,
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00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:16,038
where you do enough felonies
and then the next one's free?
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00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,141
These people are dumber
than people who think
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they can do
their own home repairs.
476
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,446
You think you can grout
your own backsplash--
477
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,081
you think you can do it--
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00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:26,916
but, six hours later,
your kitchen is flooded
479
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,652
and your child is grouted
to the ceiling
480
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:30,953
-and child services is...
-All right, all right,
481
00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,021
all right, all right.
482
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:33,255
No children on the ceiling.
483
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:34,557
I'm ready to rule.
484
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:35,992
The court finds
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00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,860
that the rioters...
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should not represent themselves
in court.
487
00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:41,864
-Damn it.
-Yes. Right.
488
00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,333
They will be represented instead
by Roy.
489
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,601
Ha-ha. Yes.
490
00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:46,736
Wait, what? Huh?
491
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,637
Yep. That's it.
All right, all right.
492
00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:50,239
Let's hear our next case.
493
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,241
The criminal fraud trial
resumes today
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00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,343
for Theranos founder
Elizabeth Holmes.
495
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,379
NEWSWOMAN: She's accused
of lying to investors
496
00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:58,114
about her medical testing
company,
497
00:18:58,214 --> 00:19:02,284
saying that its blood testing
devices could identify diseases
498
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:05,554
and that she was making
hundreds of millions of dollars.
499
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,723
A third juror, Jill,
has now been dismissed
500
00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:09,225
from the Elizabeth Holmes trial
501
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:12,662
after being caught
playing sudoku during testimony.
502
00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:14,230
A court transcript revealed
503
00:19:14,296 --> 00:19:16,232
that the juror
had been playing sudoku
504
00:19:16,265 --> 00:19:18,934
for at least seven days
during testimony.
505
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:20,569
When the judge
questioned the juror,
506
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,571
they confirmed
they were playing the game
507
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:25,608
but were still, they say,
listening the entire time.
508
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,443
Holmes' trial now seven weeks in
509
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,745
and is now down
to two alternates.
510
00:19:29,845 --> 00:19:31,847
A juror playing sudoku?
511
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:35,217
That would never happen
in my courtroom!
512
00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:36,686
Because we...
513
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:39,355
give out Nintendo Switches.
514
00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:41,924
Mario sent me a-a case of these
515
00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:44,260
to thank me for letting him off
516
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,862
for stomping on all those ducks.
517
00:19:46,962 --> 00:19:50,733
Counselors, should jurors
be allowed to play sudoku
518
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,268
during a trial?
519
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:53,402
No, Your Honor.
520
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,004
It's not only unfair
to the defendant--
521
00:19:55,104 --> 00:19:57,340
it's incredibly rude
to the lawyers.
522
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,276
We practice our speeches
so hard.
523
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:02,945
When to make our voices loud!
524
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:06,415
And when to make our voices soft
for dramatic effect.
525
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:08,584
Give us the attention
we deserve.
526
00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:10,853
I didn't crash that children's
theater camp last summer
527
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:12,788
for nothing. Not to mention,
528
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:14,623
where does it end?
529
00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:16,692
One juror plays sudoku,
530
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,562
another one starts reading,
then knitting.
531
00:20:19,662 --> 00:20:21,831
One of 'em pops an edible.
They won't share,
532
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,566
even though I can see
that they have a whole bag.
533
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,501
Now I'm in a fistfight
with the juror
534
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,336
while the defendant
is sneaking away.
535
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:28,504
In conclusion,
536
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,239
share your weed.
537
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,275
WOOD:
I disagree, Your Honor.
538
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,944
I disagree.
539
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:39,448
Sudoku puzzles keep
your brain strong and agile.
540
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:43,352
I want a guy in my jury
who plays Sudoku.
541
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,321
He can do that
Beautiful Mind thing
542
00:20:45,421 --> 00:20:46,789
where he sees
all the connections
543
00:20:46,889 --> 00:20:49,525
and discovers
who the real killer is.
544
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,361
And once we know
who the real killer is,
545
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,631
we get to go home
and watch Insecure.
546
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:57,967
I did that loud-soft thing
you did there.
547
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,635
-Stole that.
-(mutters)
548
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:03,039
-(video game beeping, chiming)
-LYDIC: What, um...?
549
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:06,042
What is your decision,
Your Honor? (clears throat)
550
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,211
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
Death penalty, death penalty.
551
00:21:09,312 --> 00:21:11,113
Hold on. Let me just save this.
552
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:14,750
Okay, our next case is
an international story
553
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,752
that involves three things
554
00:21:16,852 --> 00:21:18,788
I never thought
I'd say in a sentence--
555
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:24,226
Richard Gere, Italian
foreign minister, kidnapping.
556
00:21:24,327 --> 00:21:26,729
Actor Richard Gere
is among the witnesses listed
557
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:29,932
in a trial involving Italy's
former interior minister.
558
00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:33,803
Matteo Salvini is accused
of kidnapping 147 migrants
559
00:21:33,903 --> 00:21:36,839
in 2019 after he denied
their ship permission
560
00:21:36,939 --> 00:21:38,040
to disembark in Italy.
561
00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:40,509
Mr. Gere actually went
on to the ship
562
00:21:40,609 --> 00:21:43,746
when it was being held
off the coast of Lampedusa.
563
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:47,750
It was there for 19 days under
incredibly difficult conditions,
564
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,952
and he gave...
brought food and water
565
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:52,621
to the... to the people
who were on the ship.
566
00:21:52,722 --> 00:21:55,257
(translated):
Being put on trial
567
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:57,593
for just doing my duty
is surreal.
568
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:58,894
I'm sorry for that.
569
00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:00,429
Richard Gere will come.
570
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:03,099
Now you tell me
how serious is a trial
571
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:04,834
where Richard Gere comes
from Hollywood
572
00:22:04,934 --> 00:22:07,236
to testify on how bad I am?
573
00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:09,705
Well, now, this court case
574
00:22:09,805 --> 00:22:13,275
represents two
intriguing questions.
575
00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:16,512
Should celebrities be involved
in foreign legal matters?
576
00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:20,016
And, man,
what's Richard Gere been up to?
577
00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:21,851
Richard Gere belongs
in that courtroom.
578
00:22:21,951 --> 00:22:23,419
Not just because
he might have been witness
579
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:26,122
to migrant kidnapping,
but because he played a lawyer
580
00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:27,857
in both Primal Fear and Chicago.
581
00:22:27,957 --> 00:22:30,559
He is qualified
to practice law
582
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,228
and to be doing it
while tap dancing.
583
00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:34,230
-No way, no way.
-Yes.
584
00:22:34,296 --> 00:22:37,299
Every minute Richard Gere is
overseas dealing with this case
585
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,369
is another minute
of him not making movies.
586
00:22:40,469 --> 00:22:41,837
I've been waiting 20 years
587
00:22:41,937 --> 00:22:44,006
for a sequel
to The Runaway Bride.
588
00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:48,044
The world deserves
to know if she ran away again.
589
00:22:48,177 --> 00:22:51,580
People do not want
to see a Runaway Bride sequel.
590
00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:54,317
-They want to see a Pretty
Woman sequel. -Hell, no.
591
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,552
-No, that's...
-First... first, Runaway Bride,
592
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:58,621
-then Pretty Woman.
-(gavel bangs)
593
00:22:58,721 --> 00:22:59,789
-Runaway Bride first.
-No. -Silence!
594
00:22:59,889 --> 00:23:01,190
-First. -Silence!
-Pretty Woman.
595
00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:03,626
I said "Silence."
If I say it again,
596
00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:05,828
you know where this gavel goes.
597
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:08,064
-Yeah.
-NOAH: We'll compromise, people.
598
00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:10,032
I sentence Richard Gere
599
00:23:10,199 --> 00:23:13,402
to make a movie
that's a sequel to both.
600
00:23:13,502 --> 00:23:15,271
And I don't know how it'll work.
601
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:16,639
Maybe there's a time machine.
602
00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:19,408
But we'll let them
figure it out. Next case!
603
00:23:19,508 --> 00:23:21,911
NEWSWOMAN: A 96-year-old woman
who went on the lam
604
00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:25,014
to avoid prosecution
for alleged Nazi war crimes
605
00:23:25,114 --> 00:23:27,083
appeared in a German court.
606
00:23:27,216 --> 00:23:29,986
Irmgard Furchner
was brought into the courtroom
607
00:23:30,086 --> 00:23:33,255
in a wheelchair
with her face and head covered.
608
00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:35,925
The trial will be held
in an adolescent court
609
00:23:36,025 --> 00:23:38,894
because of her age at the time
the alleged crimes occurred.
610
00:23:38,995 --> 00:23:40,930
Last month,
Furchner was a no-show
611
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:43,766
on the day court proceedings
against her were to begin.
612
00:23:43,866 --> 00:23:46,369
Reports say
she fled her retirement home
613
00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:48,704
and was a fugitive
for several hours
614
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:51,407
before authorities
caught up with her in Hamburg.
615
00:23:51,507 --> 00:23:52,908
Well, that is peculiar.
616
00:23:53,009 --> 00:23:56,779
How did a 96-year-old woman
escape from the authorities?
617
00:23:56,879 --> 00:23:59,048
I mean,
she's easy enough to catch.
618
00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:01,884
She's obviously the car
driving 15 miles an hour
619
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,452
on the wrong side of the road.
620
00:24:03,552 --> 00:24:06,589
(chuckles) But now
that she has been caught again,
621
00:24:06,689 --> 00:24:09,325
the question is
should she be taken to trial?
622
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:11,894
-Desi?
-Yes, Your Honor. Nazis are bad.
623
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:15,665
Okay. Roy,
what is your defense of Nazis?
624
00:24:15,765 --> 00:24:18,034
-(whispers): Yeah,
what's your... -What?
625
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,201
Why do I got to defend Nazis?
626
00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:21,070
I don't...
I don't want to do that.
627
00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:22,605
-You have to 'cause-'cause
I went first. -What?
628
00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:24,674
-I don't have to do... -Yeah,
I think you do. -NOAH: Roy. Roy.
629
00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:25,941
-LYDIC: You got to do it.
-It's all right.
630
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:28,210
Everyone understands
you're just a lawyer.
631
00:24:28,244 --> 00:24:30,780
-Devil's advocate.
-Yeah.
632
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,683
Okay. Well, I...
633
00:24:33,783 --> 00:24:37,920
You could say she was old and...
634
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,655
-NOAH: Overruled, Roy!
-(gavel bangs)
635
00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:41,557
Nazis are bad.
636
00:24:41,657 --> 00:24:44,393
-Wow. -And you should be
ashamed of yourself.
637
00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:46,896
You make me sick.
638
00:24:46,996 --> 00:24:50,266
NOAH: Desi wins
and gets today's jury prize,
639
00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:52,935
-a free book of sudoku puzzles.
-Yes!
640
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,538
NOAH: That's all the time we got
for court cases today.
641
00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:57,973
Join us next time
on Court Court.
642
00:24:58,074 --> 00:24:59,942
But not you, Roy!
You're banned for life.
643
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,510
You leave your Nintendo Switch
644
00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:03,479
-at the door.
-Come on, dawg, not my Switch.
645
00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:04,780
-Don't take the Nintendo Switch.
-LYDIC: That's right.
646
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,982
NOAH:
No Switch for you.
647
00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:08,784
-Great job, Desi.
-Come on, man.
648
00:25:10,086 --> 00:25:11,354
NOAH:
Can't believe you would defend
649
00:25:11,454 --> 00:25:13,656
-a Nazi.
-Oh, all right. That's fine.
650
00:25:13,756 --> 00:25:15,791
♪ ♪
651
00:25:19,611 --> 00:25:20,778
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
652
00:25:20,879 --> 00:25:23,181
is Ugandan climate activist
and founder
653
00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:25,717
of the Rise Up movement,
Vanessa Nakate.
654
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,019
She's here to talk about
her new memoir and why Africa
655
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,154
and other countries
in the global south
656
00:25:30,255 --> 00:25:33,124
should be at the center
of the climate conversation.
657
00:25:33,224 --> 00:25:37,095
Vanessa Nakate, thank you very
much for taking the time today.
658
00:25:37,195 --> 00:25:39,197
-You're welcome.
-Um,
659
00:25:39,297 --> 00:25:41,933
it's really great to
have you on the show, you know,
660
00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:44,035
because I feel like
in the past few years,
661
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,804
you have come up the ranks,
662
00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:48,706
and you-you have risen
to become one of
663
00:25:48,806 --> 00:25:52,744
the-the most, um, outspoken
activists for climate change
664
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,412
around the world, you know.
665
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,882
And-and you've been an activist
who has proudly been campaigning
666
00:25:57,982 --> 00:26:01,085
not just for the world but also
for a continent that is often
667
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,655
overlooked, and that is, of
course, the African continent.
668
00:26:03,755 --> 00:26:06,457
And you were inspired
by Greta Thunberg, I believe.
669
00:26:06,558 --> 00:26:08,493
But there's no denying,
Greta comes from
670
00:26:08,593 --> 00:26:10,428
a very different world
in that, like, she lives
671
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:11,930
in a world of free speech.
672
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,798
She lives in a place where
you can say whatever you want.
673
00:26:13,898 --> 00:26:15,300
You know, and going up against
the government
674
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,835
isn't... isn't anything that
could ever get you into trouble.
675
00:26:17,936 --> 00:26:20,471
You know? You're in Uganda.
As a fellow African,
676
00:26:20,572 --> 00:26:22,240
I know what it's like
to be in a place
677
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,742
where you have to be
respectful even in your activism
678
00:26:24,842 --> 00:26:27,879
because if you're not careful,
things may not go well for you.
679
00:26:27,979 --> 00:26:29,447
So what was that like for you?
680
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,483
It hasn't really been very easy.
681
00:26:32,584 --> 00:26:35,453
And when I started activism,
I knew very well
682
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,523
how hard it was to get permits
to organize strikes,
683
00:26:38,623 --> 00:26:43,228
and in countries like mine,
education is really prioritized.
684
00:26:43,328 --> 00:26:45,263
From when we are children,
we are told,
685
00:26:45,363 --> 00:26:48,333
um, education is the key
to success.
686
00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:52,370
So, many students understand
how important it is
687
00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:55,607
for them to be in school
and not skip school
688
00:26:55,707 --> 00:26:57,475
and go for a climate strike.
689
00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:00,044
So these are
some of the things that, um,
690
00:27:00,144 --> 00:27:03,314
have really hindered us
from organizing big strikes.
691
00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:06,951
However, that hasn't stopped us
from doing activism.
692
00:27:07,051 --> 00:27:08,486
We've been going
to these schools
693
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:11,122
and reaching students
within the schools
694
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:13,925
so that we can try to,
you know, keep advocating
695
00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:15,927
and demanding
for climate justice,
696
00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:19,530
even though we can't go out
on the streets easily.
697
00:27:19,631 --> 00:27:22,433
You have found, um,
I think, really effective ways
698
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,968
to get a message out there.
699
00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:27,272
Um, you are now
on the cover of Time magazine.
700
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:28,606
I mean, congratulations.
701
00:27:28,706 --> 00:27:30,241
You know, what did it feel like
being on the cover
702
00:27:30,341 --> 00:27:32,443
of Time magazine, you know,
as a climate activist?
703
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:34,879
And then, number two,
what do you hope to achieve
704
00:27:34,979 --> 00:27:38,149
with-with some of the-the fame
that comes with that status?
705
00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:40,485
I was really surprised, um,
706
00:27:40,585 --> 00:27:43,821
to find myself
on the Time cover.
707
00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:47,225
And I would never imagine it
in my life
708
00:27:47,325 --> 00:27:50,562
or even dreams. So it's not like
it was a dream come true.
709
00:27:50,662 --> 00:27:51,963
No, it wasn't a dream.
710
00:27:52,063 --> 00:27:53,831
So I never really thought of it.
711
00:27:53,932 --> 00:27:58,570
It helps gives me a platform
and just reach more people
712
00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:01,306
to keep talk about-- to keep
talking about the same thing
713
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,808
that I've been talking about
all this time--
714
00:28:03,908 --> 00:28:06,811
about the climate realities
of the people in my country,
715
00:28:06,911 --> 00:28:10,582
Uganda, and the people
across the African continent.
716
00:28:10,682 --> 00:28:12,483
For people to always know that,
717
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:16,487
while Africa is on the front
lines of the climate crisis,
718
00:28:16,554 --> 00:28:20,158
it is one of the least emitters
of CO2 emissions
719
00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:23,094
of all continents,
except for Antarctica.
720
00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:24,429
It's funny you talk
about emissions.
721
00:28:24,529 --> 00:28:26,698
Africa emits less
than all these other countries
722
00:28:26,798 --> 00:28:30,168
in the conversation, but the
conversation seems to be focused
723
00:28:30,268 --> 00:28:32,537
on, you know,
predominantly European countries
724
00:28:32,637 --> 00:28:34,272
or-or Western nations.
725
00:28:34,439 --> 00:28:35,940
I feel like you have had
that experience
726
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,508
on a personal level as well.
727
00:28:37,609 --> 00:28:41,179
Multiple times, you have gone
to an event to speak,
728
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,580
to represent the continent,
729
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,449
to-to talk about climate change,
730
00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:46,818
and you have been cropped out
of the photo
731
00:28:46,918 --> 00:28:48,353
that talks about the event.
732
00:28:48,453 --> 00:28:49,954
You-you talk about that
in your book, by the way.
733
00:28:50,054 --> 00:28:52,657
And I would love to know
wh-what you think that is
734
00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:54,826
and how you've responded
to that.
735
00:28:54,926 --> 00:28:58,296
Well, um, I think
that is the horrible reality
736
00:28:58,463 --> 00:28:59,964
of the climate crisis.
737
00:29:00,064 --> 00:29:04,469
Africa is responsible
for only 3% of global emissions.
738
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:08,039
While we are on the front lines
of the climate crisis,
739
00:29:08,139 --> 00:29:12,510
we are not on the front pages
of the world's newspapers.
740
00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:16,814
But we are seeing continuous
underrepresentation of activists
741
00:29:16,915 --> 00:29:19,117
from the most affected areas.
742
00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:22,320
Even those who are able to be
at these, you know, conferences
743
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,022
-Mm-hmm.
-...or press conferences,
744
00:29:24,122 --> 00:29:25,823
like my personal experience,
745
00:29:25,924 --> 00:29:28,293
will still face erasure,
you know,
746
00:29:28,426 --> 00:29:30,161
of being in those spaces.
747
00:29:30,261 --> 00:29:32,630
You know, I think that,
you know, we won't be able
748
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:37,435
to have climate justice
if everyone is not included.
749
00:29:37,535 --> 00:29:39,637
Climate justice is only justice
750
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:43,675
if every community,
if every voice is listened to,
751
00:29:43,775 --> 00:29:48,613
is amplified, especially people
from the most affected areas.
752
00:29:48,713 --> 00:29:51,916
There is no climate justice
without racial justice.
753
00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:56,254
And that is a conversation very
many people don't want to have.
754
00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:59,958
Recently, um, the president
of Uganda, Museveni,
755
00:30:00,058 --> 00:30:01,960
wrote a scathing op-ed,
756
00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:04,462
you know,
really indicting the West
757
00:30:04,562 --> 00:30:06,664
in how it talks
about climate change.
758
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,499
Now, his conclusion is one
that I don't know
759
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,801
that you would
or wouldn't agree with.
760
00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:12,537
But he said,
"To say to developing nations,
761
00:30:12,637 --> 00:30:15,073
"especially in Africa,
that they need to step away
762
00:30:15,173 --> 00:30:18,142
"from fossil fuels,
is to basically to condemn them
763
00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:20,411
to a constant cycle of poverty."
764
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:24,649
As a climate activist who has
programs where you go, you know,
765
00:30:24,749 --> 00:30:27,418
and try and get solar panels
and cleaner cooking methods
766
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:30,622
into schools
or homes in Uganda,
767
00:30:30,722 --> 00:30:32,824
what would your response be
to that?
768
00:30:32,924 --> 00:30:35,293
And what do you think
an added conversation
769
00:30:35,426 --> 00:30:37,295
to this whole dialogue could be?
770
00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:40,198
Um, when it comes to this issue,
771
00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:42,767
I understand
when presidents like mine,
772
00:30:42,867 --> 00:30:45,737
or presidents from
developing countries, you know,
773
00:30:45,837 --> 00:30:48,106
talk about things like this.
774
00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:50,708
Because the global north
developed
775
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:55,446
and became rich at the expense
of very many communities,
776
00:30:55,513 --> 00:30:58,883
while ex...
uh, extracting fossil fuels,
777
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:02,253
like oil, like coal, like gas.
778
00:31:02,353 --> 00:31:05,290
And we see
how wealthy these nations are.
779
00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:07,892
So for many people
in developing countries,
780
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:11,329
coal or the discovery of coal
or oil and gas
781
00:31:11,462 --> 00:31:15,900
-in their countries means,
like, a door to wealth. -Right.
782
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,903
That's why there is
a huge responsibility
783
00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:22,740
on developed countries
to provide climate finance
784
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,509
for developing countries
785
00:31:24,609 --> 00:31:27,412
to easily transition
to renewable energy,
786
00:31:27,478 --> 00:31:31,149
to easily transition to, you
know, more sustainable cities.
787
00:31:31,249 --> 00:31:33,718
But even the promised
climate finance
788
00:31:33,818 --> 00:31:37,422
is going to be delayed
until 2023,
789
00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:40,491
which is unfair,
which is so disappointing
790
00:31:40,592 --> 00:31:43,094
for communities
that are on the front lines.
791
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,663
And if we are to get
this climate finance,
792
00:31:45,763 --> 00:31:49,267
we want it in form of grants,
not loans,
793
00:31:49,434 --> 00:31:52,103
because we don't want
more debt to be added
794
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,105
on already existing debt.
795
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:56,441
Many parts of Africa
have people who are saying,
796
00:31:56,507 --> 00:31:59,143
"Look, I don't care
about 50 years from now
797
00:31:59,244 --> 00:32:01,045
because tomorrow
isn't even promised to me."
798
00:32:01,145 --> 00:32:02,347
So, when you're
in your communities
799
00:32:02,447 --> 00:32:03,715
and when you're talking
to some of these people,
800
00:32:03,815 --> 00:32:06,651
convincing them
of-of not going into oil
801
00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:08,786
or convincing them
of not going into coal,
802
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,188
what do you find
is a conversation
803
00:32:10,288 --> 00:32:12,223
that-that helps them understand?
804
00:32:12,323 --> 00:32:15,627
Um, I think
that what has really worked,
805
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:18,029
uh, for some of the people
or communities
806
00:32:18,129 --> 00:32:21,232
that we've reached out to
is helping them understand
807
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:23,401
the intersection
of climate change
808
00:32:23,468 --> 00:32:25,036
and, you know, the daily life.
809
00:32:25,136 --> 00:32:27,038
For people to understand
that climate change
810
00:32:27,138 --> 00:32:29,474
is more than weather.
It's more than statistics.
811
00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:32,410
It's more than data.
It's about the people.
812
00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:34,012
We talk about 1.5,
813
00:32:34,112 --> 00:32:37,515
but not everyone understands
what 1.5 degrees is.
814
00:32:37,615 --> 00:32:39,150
-Right.
-But people will understand
815
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,985
when you say
that this is an issue
816
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:43,288
that is going to affect
the food.
817
00:32:43,421 --> 00:32:45,456
Tomorrow,
you may not have access to food
818
00:32:45,557 --> 00:32:47,692
or today,
you may not have access to food
819
00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:49,427
because of this disaster.
820
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,262
You may not be able
to access water
821
00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:52,797
because of this disaster.
822
00:32:52,897 --> 00:32:56,834
So, it's more helping people
understand that it's an issue
823
00:32:56,935 --> 00:33:00,204
that is beyond statistics
or specific degrees.
824
00:33:00,305 --> 00:33:03,541
It is something that affects
every sector of our lives,
825
00:33:03,641 --> 00:33:06,444
and it's important
for all of us to work together
826
00:33:06,544 --> 00:33:08,446
and be able to transform
this world
827
00:33:08,513 --> 00:33:10,882
and make it a better place.
828
00:33:10,982 --> 00:33:12,717
Well, Vanessa, thank you so much
for taking the time.
829
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:14,452
I know that you're having
these conversations
830
00:33:14,552 --> 00:33:16,120
with some of the most powerful
people in the world,
831
00:33:16,221 --> 00:33:17,922
so I appreciate
you coming on the show
832
00:33:18,022 --> 00:33:19,924
and sharing your-your, uh,
your wisdom with us.
833
00:33:20,024 --> 00:33:21,893
Um, congratulations on the book,
834
00:33:21,993 --> 00:33:23,428
and, uh, hopefully,
we'll see you again.
835
00:33:23,528 --> 00:33:24,762
Thank you.
836
00:33:24,862 --> 00:33:26,931
Vanessa's book,
A Bigger Picture,
837
00:33:27,031 --> 00:33:28,700
is available right now.
We're gonna take a quick break,
838
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,902
but we'll be right back
after this.
839
00:33:33,104 --> 00:33:34,205
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
840
00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:35,473
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848
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849
00:33:52,624 --> 00:33:54,659
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850
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:57,195
if someone
tries to sell you crypto,
851
00:33:57,295 --> 00:33:58,563
buy it.
852
00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,198
I mean, they can't all be scams.
853
00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:02,467
Right? They can?
854
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,569
Oh, shit. Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
855
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,437
What do you mean,
they can be scams?
856
00:34:06,537 --> 00:34:09,240
MAN: In a dimension
between left and right,
857
00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:11,976
between space lasers
and birtherism,
858
00:34:12,076 --> 00:34:15,213
lies a dimension
of the imagination.
859
00:34:15,313 --> 00:34:19,117
It's an area we call
the Marjorie Zone.
860
00:34:19,217 --> 00:34:22,120
You want to know something,
Steve? I'm not vaccinated.
861
00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:25,156
I'm not vaccinated,
and I'm not getting the vaccine
862
00:34:25,256 --> 00:34:26,491
because I'm an American.
863
00:34:26,591 --> 00:34:28,826
I can choose what I want to do
with my body.
864
00:34:28,926 --> 00:34:31,996
They are ruining our country,
these vaccine nazis.
865
00:34:32,163 --> 00:34:34,165
And I'm sorry. I know
I'm using the word "nazi,"
866
00:34:34,265 --> 00:34:35,633
and everybody gets mad
when I say it,
867
00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:37,268
but that's
exactly what they are.
868
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:39,370
They are the nazis.
They are the fascists.
869
00:34:39,470 --> 00:34:41,572
They are the communists.
They are the Marxists.
870
00:34:41,673 --> 00:34:43,708
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