1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,336 You watched the NBA opening thing, 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,971 didn't you? Yeah? Opening game? 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:07,074 The Los Angeles Lakers, the Golden State Warriors. 4 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,142 What an amazing game. 5 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,142 What an amazing game. 6 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:12,145 I love how the commentators talk about LeBron 7 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:12,145 I love how the commentators talk about LeBron 8 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,680 like he's dead, though. 9 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,616 That's probably one of the strangest things that I watch, 10 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,117 especially in American sports. 11 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,117 especially in American sports. 12 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,620 They'll be like, "LeBron James with a... 13 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,022 "Wow! Oh, man! He... 14 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,022 "Wow! Oh, man! He... 15 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,225 I can't believe he's still doing that at that age." 16 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,225 I can't believe he's still doing that at that age." 17 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,895 He's 36. 18 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:30,564 They make it sound like-like an 80-year-old man 19 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:30,564 They make it sound like-like an 80-year-old man 20 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,698 is running around on the court. 21 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,768 "LeBron! He's still got it, folks." 22 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,768 "LeBron! He's still got it, folks." 23 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,203 You know, why I get pissed off about that 24 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,203 You know, why I get pissed off about that 25 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,472 is 'cause I'm the same age as LeBron, basically, 26 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,207 and then whenever they talk about him, the commentator 27 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,207 and then whenever they talk about him, the commentator 28 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,209 will be like, "Yo, you would assume that's he's... 29 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:45,279 I mean, he shouldn't be able to do these things at that age." 30 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:45,279 I mean, he shouldn't be able to do these things at that age." 31 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,447 And I'm like, "Guys, I'm not... I'm not that old." 32 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,582 Like, I find... 33 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,582 Like, I find... 34 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,384 I'm taking it personally on the couch. 35 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,019 (chuckles): I'm like, "I'm not that old." 36 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,019 (chuckles): I'm like, "I'm not that old." 37 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,687 "He's so old and..." 38 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,722 "I'm not that old, guys." 39 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,157 ♪ ♪ 40 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,157 ♪ ♪ 41 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,159 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square, 42 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,161 the most important place on Earth, 43 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,161 the most important place on Earth, 44 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,263 it's The Daily Show. 45 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,333 Tonight, shots for cops, 46 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,333 Tonight, shots for cops, 47 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,836 getting to know Vladimir Putin 48 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,836 getting to know Vladimir Putin 49 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,805 and Nick Offerman. 50 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,943 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 51 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,943 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 52 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,579 Hey, what's going on, everybody? 53 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,848 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah, 54 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,848 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah, 55 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,549 and joining me for today's headlines 56 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,552 is our very own Dulcé Sloan. What's going on, Dulcé? 57 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,552 is our very own Dulcé Sloan. What's going on, Dulcé? 58 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,387 -What's happening, baby? Hey! -How you doing? 59 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,756 So good to see you here again hanging out. You know, cool. 60 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,756 So good to see you here again hanging out. You know, cool. 61 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,191 Yeah, you're ready for the jokes, right? 62 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,126 Hey, man, every time I come, they give free clothes. 63 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,126 Hey, man, every time I come, they give free clothes. 64 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,462 So, listen, I'm, um... 65 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,097 I'm just here, you know, looking at my... 66 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,097 I'm just here, you know, looking at my... 67 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,398 Looking for a Halloween costume. 68 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,633 You know, just looking for clothes 69 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,201 on company time, as I do. 70 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,201 on company time, as I do. 71 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,836 Wait, I'm-I'm sorry, what? 72 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,104 What? 73 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,104 What? 74 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,606 We'll-we'll... Whatever, we ignore that. 75 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,774 So, what are you... what are you gonna go for as Halloween? 76 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,676 I don't know. You know, sometimes, 77 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,676 I don't know. You know, sometimes, 78 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,212 you just want to be, like, sexy random thing. 79 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,212 you just want to be, like, sexy random thing. 80 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,915 -Uh-huh, uh-huh. -So, what I really have been enjoying 81 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,417 is, like, sexy, like, pepper shaker. 82 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,417 is, like, sexy, like, pepper shaker. 83 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,319 -Okay, okay. -Condiment packet. 84 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,522 -Yes. -You know, sexy coin purse, 85 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,522 -Yes. -You know, sexy coin purse, 86 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,923 which could... 87 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,058 could be innuendo, which I'm hoping for. 88 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,058 could be innuendo, which I'm hoping for. 89 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,860 -Okay, okay. -Uh, but... What are you... 90 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,896 Are you gonna go as anything? Do you celebrate Halloween? 91 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,896 Are you gonna go as anything? Do you celebrate Halloween? 92 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,497 -Is there a Halloween where you're from? -No, 93 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,699 you get burned if you celebrate Halloween where I'm from. 94 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,699 you get burned if you celebrate Halloween where I'm from. 95 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,368 -Um, but-but I... -I-I support that. 96 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,803 But I do like... I do like going out and, like, just dressing... 97 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,803 But I do like... I do like going out and, like, just dressing... 98 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,273 I-I... I find it's just, like, a cool time to just... 99 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,742 I-I try and dress as a warm thing. 100 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,742 I-I try and dress as a warm thing. 101 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,144 I find a lot of people go the opposite direction. 102 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,144 I find a lot of people go the opposite direction. 103 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,646 'Cause I-I find the time of year is... 104 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,214 -It's very cold. -It's October, yeah. 105 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,082 Yeah, and so I find... I try to make it... 106 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,082 Yeah, and so I find... I try to make it... 107 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,151 Whatever I am, it's like warm Jason 108 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,554 or warm Freddy Krueger. Like, Freddy Krueger's great 109 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,554 or warm Freddy Krueger. Like, Freddy Krueger's great 110 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,721 'cause he's got, like, the sweater. 111 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,789 -Right, but m... -So, that's what I... 112 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,226 But male costumes are always warm. 113 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,226 But male costumes are always warm. 114 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,128 -Yeah. -Trying to be, like, the pope or something like that? 115 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,128 -Yeah. -Trying to be, like, the pope or something like that? 116 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,496 Where you're just, like, full coverage? 117 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,698 -That's a pretty cool... You see? -Nobody needs that. 118 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,698 -That's a pretty cool... You see? -Nobody needs that. 119 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,533 They want to see Trevor Noah, chest popping, 120 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,135 Clark Kent, Superman. 121 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,135 Clark Kent, Superman. 122 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,736 -Bam. -Eh. Eh. 123 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,773 -What? -Nobody's sexy when they're shivering. 124 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,773 -What? -Nobody's sexy when they're shivering. 125 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,474 (laughs) 126 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:55,809 That is not true, 127 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,377 'cause when you shake, you twerk a little bit. 128 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,377 'cause when you shake, you twerk a little bit. 129 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,214 I didn't think of that. I did not think 130 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,214 I didn't think of that. I did not think 131 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,515 -of that. -That's what I'm here for, friend. 132 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,552 All right, well, let's kick things off 133 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,354 with some news about Facebook, 134 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,122 Instagram's weird aunt. 135 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,122 Instagram's weird aunt. 136 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:11,058 And I know it seems like we talk about Facebook 137 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,560 more than your mom talks about a nice girl you should meet, 138 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,560 more than your mom talks about a nice girl you should meet, 139 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,095 but this story is different, 140 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,432 because Facebook is reportedly going to change its name. 141 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,432 because Facebook is reportedly going to change its name. 142 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,068 Yeah, the website will still be Facebook, 143 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,068 Yeah, the website will still be Facebook, 144 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,071 but the company is going to have a new name. 145 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,071 but the company is going to have a new name. 146 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,806 And I don't know if this is a good idea. 147 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,275 I mean, Facebook is one of those iconic brands 148 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,275 I mean, Facebook is one of those iconic brands 149 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,410 like Hiroshima and Ted Bundy. 150 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,546 Do you really want to lose that name recognition? 151 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,546 Do you really want to lose that name recognition? 152 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,916 But I am excited to find out what the new name is gonna be. 153 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:39,253 Like, you know, I don't know, maybe they'll go with Myspace. 154 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,088 I mean, they already took everything else from them! 155 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,088 I mean, they already took everything else from them! 156 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,623 Might as well finish the job! 157 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,424 Killed my friend Tom. 158 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,424 Killed my friend Tom. 159 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,293 So, why is Facebook pulling a Ye 160 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,661 and shopping around for a new name? 161 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,664 Well, it turns out there are a couple of reasons. 162 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,664 Well, it turns out there are a couple of reasons. 163 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,099 NEWSWOMAN: The name will reflect the company's focus 164 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,099 NEWSWOMAN: The name will reflect the company's focus 165 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,800 on building the metaverse and its desire 166 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,602 to be known as more than social media. 167 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,704 The rebrand could also help Facebook separate itself 168 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,704 The rebrand could also help Facebook separate itself 169 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,542 from intense scrutiny for how its social platform operates. 170 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,542 from intense scrutiny for how its social platform operates. 171 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,277 Okay. Okay, a few th-thoughts on this. 172 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,479 Um, um, first, I-I don't think the name 173 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,479 Um, um, first, I-I don't think the name 174 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,414 is really the problem that people have with Facebook. 175 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:08,649 Yeah, society's like 176 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:08,649 Yeah, society's like 177 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,050 "Yo, you guys are destroying democracy." 178 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,618 And Facebook is like, "We hear you. 179 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,421 What if we went by Bookface?" 180 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,421 What if we went by Bookface?" 181 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:16,523 Second, if you want to change your image, 182 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:16,523 Second, if you want to change your image, 183 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,426 I don't think you should trust Mark Zuckerberg to do that. 184 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,061 I mean, have you seen this man's haircut? 185 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,061 I mean, have you seen this man's haircut? 186 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,729 It looks like he goes to the barber 187 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,364 and asks him to give him the colonial child. 188 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,364 and asks him to give him the colonial child. 189 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,899 You trust him with your makeover? 190 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:29,503 But, more importantly, I feel like we're focusing on the name 191 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:29,503 But, more importantly, I feel like we're focusing on the name 192 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,904 and that's distracting us from the fact 193 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,706 that they're building a metaverse. 194 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,706 that they're building a metaverse. 195 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,741 What does that even mean? Do you hear that? 196 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,643 Are we supposed to just pretend that's not terrifying? 197 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,643 Are we supposed to just pretend that's not terrifying? 198 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,512 Facebook has got us arguing about names. 199 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,247 Meanwhile, they're getting ready to suck our brains 200 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,247 Meanwhile, they're getting ready to suck our brains 201 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,816 through the computer and put us into an online labor camp. 202 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,251 And don't kid yourself. 203 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,251 And don't kid yourself. 204 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,252 You know that the only reason 205 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,787 Mark Zuckerberg wants a metaverse 206 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,656 is because he can make it all so that our online versions 207 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,656 is because he can make it all so that our online versions 208 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,124 sound exactly like him. 209 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,794 "Hello, Mark. I'm Trevor. So nice to meet you." 210 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,794 "Hello, Mark. I'm Trevor. So nice to meet you." 211 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,864 "Finally, a world where everybody talks normally. 212 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,864 "Finally, a world where everybody talks normally. 213 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,232 It's so good to be here." 214 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,634 Okay, okay. But fir-first, first, 215 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,634 Okay, okay. But fir-first, first, 216 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:04,037 first, can you never 217 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:04,037 first, can you never 218 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,306 ever be that Zuckerboyberg again? 219 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,175 That shit was-- I don't-- Mm! 220 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,175 That shit was-- I don't-- Mm! 221 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,343 "Is-is that-- is that weird, Dulcé?" 222 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,044 Hey, man, I'm-a throw something at you! 223 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,580 That shit is too creepy. 224 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,580 That shit is too creepy. 225 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,082 "Maybe I'll go as Mark Zuckerberg for Halloween." 226 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,950 -Stop! (laughs) -(laughs) 227 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,950 -Stop! (laughs) -(laughs) 228 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,819 Listen, but, like, you know what that sounds like? 229 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,188 When white dudes do a white dude voice. 230 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,188 When white dudes do a white dude voice. 231 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:24,591 -Oh, that's so funny. (laughs) -Like, when white... (laughs) 232 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:24,591 -Oh, that's so funny. (laughs) -Like, when white... (laughs) 233 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,827 Like, when white people do an impression of white people, 234 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,295 that's what he sounds like. 235 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,295 that's what he sounds like. 236 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,398 That he has just, like, leveled up so high on whiteness 237 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,900 that even white people know that white people 238 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,900 that even white people know that white people 239 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,102 -don't talk like that. -(laughs) 240 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,104 All right, let's move on to our next story, 241 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,104 All right, let's move on to our next story, 242 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,572 which is about organs. 243 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,840 You know, the fun gift you get 244 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,375 after a stranger dies in a car crash. 245 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,375 after a stranger dies in a car crash. 246 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,977 -Ow! -And for people who need an organ transplant, 247 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,379 there aren't a lot of options. Right? 248 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,714 Artificial organs don't work well, 249 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,717 and it is really hard to find a human organ donor. 250 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,717 and it is really hard to find a human organ donor. 251 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,419 People are really attached to those things. 252 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,419 People are really attached to those things. 253 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,588 But there might be a third option soon, 254 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,324 because, yesterday, right here in New York City, 255 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,324 because, yesterday, right here in New York City, 256 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:00,527 doctors successfully transplanted a kidney 257 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:00,527 doctors successfully transplanted a kidney 258 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,630 from a pig into a human. 259 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,165 Yeah, a pig. 260 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,165 Yeah, a pig. 261 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,366 Which is an amazing story. 262 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,835 I mean, not for the pig. But for the human, 263 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,736 it's an amazing story. 264 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,736 it's an amazing story. 265 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,238 And according to some experts, 266 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,808 this could be the beginning of a whole new era. 267 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,808 this could be the beginning of a whole new era. 268 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,678 NEWSMAN: This marks the first time a patient's immune system 269 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,678 NEWSMAN: This marks the first time a patient's immune system 270 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,147 did not immediately reject the organ. 271 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,147 did not immediately reject the organ. 272 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:23,250 If successful here, the option of using pig organs 273 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:26,486 could mitigate a shortage of transplant organs. 274 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:26,486 could mitigate a shortage of transplant organs. 275 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,823 What we need is a sustainable, 276 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,823 What we need is a sustainable, 277 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,659 renewable source of organs. 278 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,659 renewable source of organs. 279 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,461 And that's what xenotransplantation 280 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,729 would provide. 281 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,698 I mean, tell me that's not incredible. 282 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,698 I mean, tell me that's not incredible. 283 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,734 A future where you can easily replace your organs 284 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,734 A future where you can easily replace your organs 285 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,836 with pig organs. 286 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,706 But for real though, if you get a pig organ, 287 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,706 But for real though, if you get a pig organ, 288 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,175 I mean, you have to become a vegan then, yes? 289 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,175 I mean, you have to become a vegan then, yes? 290 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,543 Can we agree on that? 291 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,079 Because imagine if someone gave you his kidney 292 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,079 Because imagine if someone gave you his kidney 293 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,847 and then you ate his whole family. 294 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,349 That shit's disrespectful. 295 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,417 And there are three problems I can see with this whole thing. 296 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,417 And there are three problems I can see with this whole thing. 297 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,920 The first is having pig organ sounds great 298 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,421 until your dog starts sniffing you all the time 299 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,723 and licking its lips. 300 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,392 And, second, knowing how bad American health care is, 301 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,392 And, second, knowing how bad American health care is, 302 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,027 most people won't even get the pig kidney. 303 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,762 They're just gonna have to settle for something less. 304 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,762 They're just gonna have to settle for something less. 305 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,364 "Okay, unfortunately, your health insurance 306 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,099 "won't cover pig organ. 307 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,099 "won't cover pig organ. 308 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,534 "But you're in luck. 309 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,469 We're having a sale on raccoons." 310 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,737 And here's the third problem 311 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,737 And here's the third problem 312 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,739 that I don't think people have thought about. 313 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,908 When you get an organ transplant, there is a chance-- 314 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,908 When you get an organ transplant, there is a chance-- 315 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,043 a small chance but a chance nonetheless-- 316 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:27,381 that you feel or adopt a part of the donor. 317 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:27,381 that you feel or adopt a part of the donor. 318 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,715 You hear people saying this all the time. 319 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,715 You hear people saying this all the time. 320 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,851 "Oh, I have their memories, I have their emotions. 321 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,719 I feel what they felt." 322 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,719 I feel what they felt." 323 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,821 What happens if you get an organ from a pig? 324 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,824 Yeah? Like, what if Trevor gets a pig kidney 325 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,824 Yeah? Like, what if Trevor gets a pig kidney 326 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,093 and, all of a sudden, I'm, like, walking around in the streets 327 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,093 and, all of a sudden, I'm, like, walking around in the streets 328 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:41,428 and then, all of a sudden, I'm just like, 329 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,063 "Truffles? Truffles?" 330 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,498 (squealing) 331 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,498 (squealing) 332 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,832 "Truffles! Truffles!" 333 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,835 (squealing) 334 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,570 What rich neighborhood do you live in 335 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,570 What rich neighborhood do you live in 336 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,605 where you can walk down the street smelling truffles? 337 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,773 I don't know why we're so impressed. 338 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,773 I don't know why we're so impressed. 339 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,975 Didn't we do a baboon heart in the '80s? 340 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,144 -We did a baboon heart in the '80s? -Yeah! 341 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,144 -We did a baboon heart in the '80s? -Yeah! 342 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,412 Somebody got a baboon heart. 343 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,880 I didn't have the Internet back then. I don't know. 344 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,216 Nobody had the Internet back then, Negro. It was the '80s. 345 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,884 You had seven channels. 346 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,020 So, I know there's a lot of things that you can transplant. 347 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,122 Like, you can transplant all the organs. 348 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,122 Like, you can transplant all the organs. 349 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:13,026 The only thing that I'm thinking about... (laughs) 350 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:13,026 The only thing that I'm thinking about... (laughs) 351 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,029 If someone has to have... 352 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,029 If someone has to have... 353 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:19,466 like, an intestines transplant from a pig, 354 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,068 then they're just gonna be full of chitlins. 355 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,068 then they're just gonna be full of chitlins. 356 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,637 -And that's all I can think about. -(laughing) 357 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,940 And then if you have to get a skin graft, 358 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,842 then you're just covered in bacon. 359 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,842 then you're just covered in bacon. 360 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,712 (laughing) 361 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,280 I'm not helping. 362 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,280 I'm not helping. 363 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,816 (laughing) 364 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,485 -All right, but let's move on from pigs... -(giggling) 365 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,485 -All right, but let's move on from pigs... -(giggling) 366 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,354 ...to pugs. 367 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,354 ...to pugs. 368 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,190 And especially a pug named Noodle, 369 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,392 who is now blowing up worldwide on TikTok 370 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,392 who is now blowing up worldwide on TikTok 371 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,327 for an amazing account-- this is adorable-- 372 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,862 that is like a daily horoscope 373 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,862 that is like a daily horoscope 374 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,265 where he predicts whether it's gonna be a good day 375 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 or a bad day. 376 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,366 or a bad day. 377 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,901 And the way he makes his prediction 378 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,237 is-is way more fun than that bullshit groundhog. 379 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,237 is-is way more fun than that bullshit groundhog. 380 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,772 MAN: Good morning, everyone, and welcome back 381 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,374 to yet another round of "No Bones," 382 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,374 to yet another round of "No Bones," 383 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,708 the game where we find out 384 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,577 if my 13-year-old pug woke up with bones, 385 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,213 and, as a result, what kind of day we're gonna have. 386 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,213 and, as a result, what kind of day we're gonna have. 387 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,449 Oh, my gosh! Oh, it's a bones day! Look at that! 388 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,449 Oh, my gosh! Oh, it's a bones day! Look at that! 389 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,352 Steady as the beating drum! 390 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,352 Steady as the beating drum! 391 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,521 Okay, you know what that means. Treat yourself today. 392 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,524 Another round of "No Bones." 393 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,524 Another round of "No Bones." 394 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,226 All right, so we found out 395 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,428 he does not have bones this morning. 396 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,428 he does not have bones this morning. 397 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,363 We confirm, he does not have bones. 398 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,899 Um, I did try a second time to see if maybe 399 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,899 Um, I did try a second time to see if maybe 400 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,668 that was a fluke, but I can confirm 401 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,571 that it was not. His bones are gone. 402 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,571 that it was not. His bones are gone. 403 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,173 Okay, guys, this is... this is... this is more adorable 404 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,173 Okay, guys, this is... this is... this is more adorable 405 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,210 than that time Joe and Jill Biden visited Munchkin Land. 406 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,210 than that time Joe and Jill Biden visited Munchkin Land. 407 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,279 But-but, I mean, it's obvious what's really happening, right? 408 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,514 I mean, it's cute, but it's not... 409 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,514 I mean, it's cute, but it's not... 410 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,049 it's not about the future. 411 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,052 This is dog is waking up with a chronic morning erection, 412 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,052 This is dog is waking up with a chronic morning erection, 413 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,720 so when he flops down, he's trying to hide it. 414 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,056 That's the real bones or no bones. 415 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,056 That's the real bones or no bones. 416 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:52,459 But still, I like how this has become the new astrology. 417 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:52,459 But still, I like how this has become the new astrology. 418 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:53,794 It actually makes more sense, you know? 419 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,829 I don't know what Mercury in retrograde means, 420 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,966 but I can understand that a "no bones" day is not the day 421 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,966 but I can understand that a "no bones" day is not the day 422 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,834 to sign a new lease. That's simple. 423 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,834 to sign a new lease. That's simple. 424 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,336 I do wonder what this dog tells the other dogs 425 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,471 at parties, though. You know, when dogs are hanging out, 426 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,471 at parties, though. You know, when dogs are hanging out, 427 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,039 and they're telling each other what they do. 428 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,809 And it's just like, "I sniff out drugs at the airport. 429 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,809 And it's just like, "I sniff out drugs at the airport. 430 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,377 "That's what I do-- I sniff, sniff. 431 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,778 I sniff out drugs at the airport." 432 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,982 "I help blind people get around in the city. 433 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,982 "I help blind people get around in the city. 434 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,383 That's my job." 435 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,383 That's my job." 436 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,051 "Yeah, I fall on my ass, 437 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,554 "and then millennials build a life around it. 438 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,554 "and then millennials build a life around it. 439 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,256 I don't get it, either." 440 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,225 Y'all do too much with these dogs, okay? 441 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,225 Y'all do too much with these dogs, okay? 442 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,060 Let the damn dog be a damn dog. 443 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,462 That dog is 13 years old. 444 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,462 That dog is 13 years old. 445 00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:29,897 That dog don't want to play this damn game with you. 446 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,164 Any time this dog is "no bones," 447 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,933 it's "I don't want to be here anymore." 448 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,933 it's "I don't want to be here anymore." 449 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,669 And yet again, you become an Internet sensation 450 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,404 'cause you need a job. 451 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,404 'cause you need a job. 452 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,306 Leave these damn dogs alone. It ain't that important. 453 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,675 All we need is a goofy groundhog coming out here 454 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,675 All we need is a goofy groundhog coming out here 455 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,277 and being like, "Six more weeks of winter," 456 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,445 and then we be on about our lives. 457 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,445 and then we be on about our lives. 458 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,982 All right, that's all the time we have for the headlines. 459 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,982 All right, that's all the time we have for the headlines. 460 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,918 Let's jump straight into our main story. 461 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,319 It's about vaccines. 462 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,319 It's about vaccines. 463 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,054 They're the thing keeping millions of Americans 464 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,089 from the Grandpa's inheritance money. 465 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,089 from the Grandpa's inheritance money. 466 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:58,392 And now, the fight over who is required 467 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:02,329 to get the vaccine is crashing up against the thin blue line, 468 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:02,329 to get the vaccine is crashing up against the thin blue line, 469 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,364 as we will see in another installment of 470 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,364 as we will see in another installment of 471 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,166 "Vaccination Nation." 472 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,203 ♪ ♪ 473 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,203 ♪ ♪ 474 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,641 Vaccine mandates-- for the past few months, 475 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,810 it's become the biggest fight in the country. 476 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,810 it's become the biggest fight in the country. 477 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,580 I mean, aside from the Netflix CEO and everyone on Twitter. 478 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,216 And mandates have been effective at convincing people 479 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,216 And mandates have been effective at convincing people 480 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,785 to get the COVID vaccine, which is why everyone 481 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,785 to get the COVID vaccine, which is why everyone 482 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,753 from the federal government to airlines 483 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,489 to even Fox News is doing one. 484 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,489 to even Fox News is doing one. 485 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,258 Yeah, that's a real thing. 486 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,161 Fox News has a vaccine mandate. 487 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,161 Fox News has a vaccine mandate. 488 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,696 Which is insane. 489 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,498 I mean, it's like seeing one of those Amish farm stands 490 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,498 I mean, it's like seeing one of those Amish farm stands 491 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,167 that accepts Apple Pay. 492 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,167 that accepts Apple Pay. 493 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,803 Like, I'm happy, but I did not see that coming. 494 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,005 And now the former epicenter of the pandemic, 495 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,005 And now the former epicenter of the pandemic, 496 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,573 New York City, is saying 497 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,443 that all of its government workers need to get vaxxed, 498 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,443 that all of its government workers need to get vaxxed, 499 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,745 and they mean everybody. 500 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,681 New this morning. New York City is now requiring 501 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,681 New this morning. New York City is now requiring 502 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:58,418 all city employees to be vaccinated against COVID-19, 503 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:58,418 all city employees to be vaccinated against COVID-19, 504 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,388 no longer with any option for weekly testing instead. 505 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,388 no longer with any option for weekly testing instead. 506 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,558 The new mandate covers more than 160,000 workers, 507 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,558 The new mandate covers more than 160,000 workers, 508 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,894 including police officers and firefighters. 509 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,463 We're asking our public servants and our first responders 510 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,463 We're asking our public servants and our first responders 511 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,065 to do what they do best-- lead us forward. 512 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,065 to do what they do best-- lead us forward. 513 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,267 Help us out of the COVID era. 514 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:16,069 If they choose not to, they go on unpaid leave. 515 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:16,069 If they choose not to, they go on unpaid leave. 516 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,538 NEWSMAN 2: So, we're less than two weeks 517 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:18,906 to that November 1 date. 518 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,307 Right now, the NYPD says 519 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,307 Right now, the NYPD says 520 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,476 its vaccination rate is approximately 71%. 521 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,912 Fire department says around 60% 522 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,912 Fire department says around 60% 523 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,481 of their uniformed workforce have so far gotten the shot. 524 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,815 That's a long way to go. 525 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,815 That's a long way to go. 526 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,518 That's right. Anyone who works for New York City 527 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,120 will have to be vaccinated soon. 528 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,120 will have to be vaccinated soon. 529 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,355 Everyone from police and firefighters, 530 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,990 all the way to the guy who makes sure 531 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,990 all the way to the guy who makes sure 532 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,859 that the taxis are clean. 533 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:43,263 And as of now, nearly a third of all cops aren't vaccinated. 534 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:43,263 And as of now, nearly a third of all cops aren't vaccinated. 535 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,467 And maybe, maybe they just don't know how to get vaccinated. 536 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,467 And maybe, maybe they just don't know how to get vaccinated. 537 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:50,437 I mean, I know it seems easy, but some cops don't even know 538 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:50,437 I mean, I know it seems easy, but some cops don't even know 539 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,573 how to turn on a body camera, so... 540 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,573 how to turn on a body camera, so... 541 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,274 But this is still a little concerning, 542 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,711 because any police who don't get vaccinated can't go to work. 543 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,711 because any police who don't get vaccinated can't go to work. 544 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,813 And if there's a shortage of police, I mean, 545 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,148 that could cause some big problems. 546 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,148 that could cause some big problems. 547 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,051 I mean, protestors can't kick the shit out of themselves. 548 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,051 I mean, protestors can't kick the shit out of themselves. 549 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,321 Plus, who are the Karens going to call when they feel scared? 550 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:08,856 Hello, Geek Squad. 551 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:08,856 Hello, Geek Squad. 552 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,725 There's a Black man in the park, and... 553 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,293 What do you mean it's not your job? 554 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,293 What do you mean it's not your job? 555 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,362 I want to speak to your manager. 556 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,097 You get me the manager! 557 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,097 You get me the manager! 558 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,800 Now, New York's police union has already announced 559 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,101 that they'll be suing 560 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,101 that they'll be suing 561 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,604 to stop this mandate from going into effect. 562 00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:26,473 Which is no surprise, because in every city 563 00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:26,473 Which is no surprise, because in every city 564 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,476 that's announced a mandate, there's been a fierce resistance 565 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,476 that's announced a mandate, there's been a fierce resistance 566 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,279 from cops and firefighters. 567 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,279 from cops and firefighters. 568 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,981 NEWSMAN: There has been a wave of resignations 569 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,350 and firings in fire and police departments 570 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,350 and firings in fire and police departments 571 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,352 across the country. 572 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:40,888 Los Angeles Fire reports there have been 573 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:40,888 Los Angeles Fire reports there have been 574 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,558 at least 241 separations from the department. 575 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,558 at least 241 separations from the department. 576 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,529 Baltimore's police department is down 279 officers. 577 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,529 Baltimore's police department is down 279 officers. 578 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:51,798 In Massachusetts, the state police union president 579 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:56,270 is threatening that at least 150 state police will resign. 580 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:56,270 is threatening that at least 150 state police will resign. 581 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:56,270 is threatening that at least 150 state police will resign. 582 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,606 Late yesterday Seattle police officers and firefighters 583 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:03,277 walked up City Hall steps to turn in their boots. 584 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:03,277 walked up City Hall steps to turn in their boots. 585 00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:06,046 Yeah, that's right, they're turning in their boots. 586 00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:06,046 Yeah, that's right, they're turning in their boots. 587 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,248 And I know what you're thinking right now, 588 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,248 And I know what you're thinking right now, 589 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,050 because I'm thinking the same thing. 590 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,953 Wait, don't cops turn in their gun and badge? 591 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,953 Wait, don't cops turn in their gun and badge? 592 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,855 'cause turning in your boots makes it sound 593 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,924 like the police departments have the same footwear policy 594 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,924 like the police departments have the same footwear policy 595 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,659 as a bowling alley, 596 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:21,662 MacDuffy! We got a robbery happening on 13th Street! 597 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:21,662 MacDuffy! We got a robbery happening on 13th Street! 598 00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:23,397 You're... What are you, size ten and a half? 599 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,798 All right, go get 'em, buddy. 600 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,798 All right, go get 'em, buddy. 601 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,633 I've got to say, out of all of the occupations 602 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,769 cops and firefighters are the last people 603 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,769 cops and firefighters are the last people 604 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,871 who I'd expect to see this from. 605 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,073 I mean, like, these are the same people who sign up 606 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,073 I mean, like, these are the same people who sign up 607 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,677 to swarm hostage situations or run into burning buildings. 608 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,677 to swarm hostage situations or run into burning buildings. 609 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,512 But when it comes to the vaccine, 610 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:42,082 suddenly they're like, "I don't know, seems like a health risk." 611 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:42,082 suddenly they're like, "I don't know, seems like a health risk." 612 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,518 Like firefighters, they have always had an image 613 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,518 Like firefighters, they have always had an image 614 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:47,287 of being brave and selfless, putting their life on the line 615 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,158 to help others-- that's the part that makes them so damn sexy. 616 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,158 to help others-- that's the part that makes them so damn sexy. 617 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,393 You know, and I just hope that this vaccine controversy 618 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,393 You know, and I just hope that this vaccine controversy 619 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,128 doesn't ruin that image. 620 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,763 'Cause trust me, nobody wants to buy 621 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,763 'Cause trust me, nobody wants to buy 622 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:59,867 a whiny firefighter calendar. 623 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,935 You know, actually, I'd still buy that one. 624 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,071 It's still pretty sexy, I'm not gonna lie. 625 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,071 It's still pretty sexy, I'm not gonna lie. 626 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,507 But hey, at least those officers had the courage 627 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,041 of their convictions, right? 628 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,041 of their convictions, right? 629 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,277 They didn't want to follow the rules, so they quit the job. 630 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,712 I can respect that. 631 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:14,214 What is a lot more concerning is how some other officers 632 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:14,214 What is a lot more concerning is how some other officers 633 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,450 have decided that they would rather keep their jobs 634 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,450 have decided that they would rather keep their jobs 635 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:19,520 and not follow the rules. 636 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,255 In Los Angeles, the county sheriff said 637 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,255 In Los Angeles, the county sheriff said 638 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,323 he's simply not going to enforce the vaccine deadline 639 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,526 that was supposed to take effect today. 640 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,526 that was supposed to take effect today. 641 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,327 I don't want to be in a position to lose 642 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,364 five, ten percent of my workforce overnight. 643 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,364 five, ten percent of my workforce overnight. 644 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:32,866 In Chicago responding to that city's 645 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:32,866 In Chicago responding to that city's 646 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,768 October vaccine mandate, 647 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,372 the head of the police union said his members won't comply. 648 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,372 the head of the police union said his members won't comply. 649 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:40,474 "This has literally lit a bomb 650 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:40,474 "This has literally lit a bomb 651 00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:42,609 underneath the membership," he said. 652 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,344 "We're in America, G-damn it. 653 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,344 "We're in America, G-damn it. 654 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,581 "We don't want to be forced to do anything. Period. 655 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,750 This ain't Nazy F-ing Germany." 656 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,750 This ain't Nazy F-ing Germany." 657 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,853 Whoa, Nazi Germany? 658 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,853 Whoa, Nazi Germany? 659 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,757 That dude escalated things way too quick. 660 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,757 That dude escalated things way too quick. 661 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:58,592 I mean, although he is a Chicago police officer, 662 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,229 so it makes sense, but come on, people, G-damn it. 663 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,229 so it makes sense, but come on, people, G-damn it. 664 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,298 And by the way, I didn't realize that the L.A. sheriff 665 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,298 And by the way, I didn't realize that the L.A. sheriff 666 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,934 could just decide not to comply with the vaccine mandate. 667 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,503 That's crazy. Like, is that something we are allowed to do? 668 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,503 That's crazy. Like, is that something we are allowed to do? 669 00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:11,338 'Cause, I mean, the next time I'm pulled over, 670 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173 I'm just gonna say, "Sorry, Officer. 671 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173 I'm just gonna say, "Sorry, Officer. 672 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,576 "I have decided not to comply with the speed limit. 673 00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,277 What's that? I'm getting shot?" 674 00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,277 What's that? I'm getting shot?" 675 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,046 (chuckling) 676 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,315 Here is what I find the most strange about this story. 677 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,315 Here is what I find the most strange about this story. 678 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,884 For years police departments have been telling us 679 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,886 that nothing is more important than protecting 680 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,255 the lives of cops on the street, right? 681 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,255 the lives of cops on the street, right? 682 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,958 It is why cities have been increasing their budgets 683 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,160 to buy military-grade armor. 684 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,160 to buy military-grade armor. 685 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,562 And it's also why they can't take 30 seconds to determine 686 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,865 if someone really is a threat before shooting them. 687 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,865 if someone really is a threat before shooting them. 688 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:41,268 But it turns out there is literally nothing more dangerous 689 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:41,268 But it turns out there is literally nothing more dangerous 690 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,938 to police officers right now than COVID-19. 691 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,938 to police officers right now than COVID-19. 692 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,609 COVID right now, as we speak, is the leading cause of death 693 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,609 COVID right now, as we speak, is the leading cause of death 694 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,310 for law enforcement. 695 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,346 In fact, since the start of the pandemic, 696 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,346 In fact, since the start of the pandemic, 697 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,716 it has killed more than five times the number of police 698 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,986 that were killed by guns. 699 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,986 that were killed by guns. 700 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,055 So it turns out that if you do believe that blue lives matter, 701 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,055 So it turns out that if you do believe that blue lives matter, 702 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,024 one of the best ways to show your support 703 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,024 one of the best ways to show your support 704 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,326 is by getting the vaccine. 705 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,662 All right, when we come back, we'll take a look 706 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,662 All right, when we come back, we'll take a look 707 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:11,331 at America's former president, Vladimir Putin. 708 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,800 And Nick Offerman is joining me on the show. 709 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,800 And Nick Offerman is joining me on the show. 710 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,335 Don't go away. 711 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,004 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 712 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,206 A couple of weeks ago, the people of Russia 713 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,974 went to the polls and, by a large margin, 714 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,974 went to the polls and, by a large margin, 715 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,411 elected legislators loyal to President Vladimir Putin, 716 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,411 elected legislators loyal to President Vladimir Putin, 717 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,613 further cementing his hold on the country. 718 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,217 But how did Putin become the man we all know today? 719 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,217 But how did Putin become the man we all know today? 720 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,085 Well, let's find out 721 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,085 Well, let's find out 722 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:36,055 in our latest Daily Showography. 723 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,523 -♪ ♪ -(applause) 724 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,523 -♪ ♪ -(applause) 725 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,658 (man speaking foreign language) 726 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,062 (cheering) 727 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,532 LYDIC: Can a leader be too perfect? 728 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,532 LYDIC: Can a leader be too perfect? 729 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,336 MAN: He's a superhero. 730 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,336 MAN: He's a superhero. 731 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,972 He's some kind of Superman for us. 732 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,972 He's some kind of Superman for us. 733 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,008 LYDIC: Can his flawless intellect 734 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,545 and unmatched strength make him somehow more than a man? 735 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,545 and unmatched strength make him somehow more than a man? 736 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,814 (chanting): Russia! 737 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,814 (chanting): Russia! 738 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,449 Russia! 739 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,419 LYDIC: At what point does a mortal ruler 740 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,419 LYDIC: At what point does a mortal ruler 741 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,655 become a living god? 742 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,655 become a living god? 743 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,892 (translated): Will I be sitting here till I'm 100 years old? 744 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,892 (translated): Will I be sitting here till I'm 100 years old? 745 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,627 ♪ ♪ 746 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,363 LYDIC: This is The Daily Showography 747 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,363 LYDIC: This is The Daily Showography 748 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,265 of Vladimir Putin, 749 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,835 democracy super czar. 750 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,835 democracy super czar. 751 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,038 Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 752 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,038 Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 753 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,209 grew up with everything a Soviet child could ever want. 754 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,209 grew up with everything a Soviet child could ever want. 755 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,410 Communal housing 756 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,813 and that's it. 757 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,813 and that's it. 758 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,614 We lived in a small room, all three of us, 759 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,317 in a communal apartment in Leningrad 760 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,317 in a communal apartment in Leningrad 761 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,586 with no private facilities. 762 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,656 We didn't even have our own bath or shower. 763 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,656 We didn't even have our own bath or shower. 764 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,058 LYDIC: It was all the fun of a college dorm 765 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,058 LYDIC: It was all the fun of a college dorm 766 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,060 but with way more drinking. 767 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,731 From birth, greatness was in his blood. 768 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,599 His father was a party member, 769 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,599 His father was a party member, 770 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,968 and his grandfather was a cook for Joseph Stalin, 771 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,336 giving Vladimir access 772 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,336 giving Vladimir access 773 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,972 to all the flavors of Soviet Russia, 774 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,843 from bland to cold to gray. 775 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,843 from bland to cold to gray. 776 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,012 It was a movie that set Putin on his life's path. 777 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,012 It was a movie that set Putin on his life's path. 778 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,181 The Shield and the Sword, 779 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,181 The Shield and the Sword, 780 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,985 about a dashing Soviet spy, inspired him to join the KGB. 781 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,985 about a dashing Soviet spy, inspired him to join the KGB. 782 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,988 He'd be the Russian James Bond, 783 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,758 meaning the guy trying to kill James Bond. 784 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,758 meaning the guy trying to kill James Bond. 785 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,995 By 1985, Putin was a lieutenant colonel in the KGB 786 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,995 By 1985, Putin was a lieutenant colonel in the KGB 787 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,464 stationed in glamorous East Germany. 788 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,464 stationed in glamorous East Germany. 789 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,634 But in 1989, tragedy struck. 790 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,403 (chanting in foreign language) 791 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,403 (chanting in foreign language) 792 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,005 A crowd of Germans driven mad 793 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,005 A crowd of Germans driven mad 794 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,807 by the decadent Western influences 795 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,842 of Coca-Cola and blue jeans 796 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,045 descended upon the Berlin Wall. 797 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,346 They smashed it to bits, 798 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,114 and then, looking for more souvenirs 799 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,114 and then, looking for more souvenirs 800 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,450 they could later sell to history nerds, 801 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,819 they gathered around Putin's station. 802 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,819 they gathered around Putin's station. 803 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,954 (shouting in foreign language) 804 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,954 (shouting in foreign language) 805 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,092 The Berlin Wall might have fallen, 806 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,092 The Berlin Wall might have fallen, 807 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,829 but a great man does not crumble so easily. 808 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,531 Putin ran to the basement 809 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,635 and set all the KGB's documents on fire. 810 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,635 and set all the KGB's documents on fire. 811 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,471 Then he went outside and told the crowd they would be shot 812 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,471 Then he went outside and told the crowd they would be shot 813 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,006 if they didn't leave. 814 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,342 What an honor for those Germans to be there 815 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,342 What an honor for those Germans to be there 816 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,745 for the future leader's first death threat. 817 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,213 ♪ ♪ 818 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,213 ♪ ♪ 819 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,782 Through his heroic actions that day, 820 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,384 Putin survived. 821 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:21,721 But, sadly, the Soviet Union did not. 822 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:21,721 But, sadly, the Soviet Union did not. 823 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,923 (translated): When I say that the fall of the USSR 824 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,558 was one of the greatest catastrophes 825 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,558 was one of the greatest catastrophes 826 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,226 of the 20th century, 827 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,563 I'm talking about a humanitarian catastrophe above all. 828 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,563 I'm talking about a humanitarian catastrophe above all. 829 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,698 After the dissolution of the USSR, 830 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,234 25 million Russians suddenly found themselves 831 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,234 25 million Russians suddenly found themselves 832 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,602 in a foreign country. 833 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,738 LYDIC: That's right. Millions of Russians 834 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,738 LYDIC: That's right. Millions of Russians 835 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,407 had to order whole new address labels. 836 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,407 had to order whole new address labels. 837 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,810 Was the downfall of communism really worth that? 838 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,481 But Russia and Putin persevered. 839 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,815 Under the steady leadership 840 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,815 Under the steady leadership 841 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,618 of the incredibly competent Boris Yeltsin, 842 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,620 Putin rose through the political ranks, 843 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,620 Putin rose through the political ranks, 844 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,957 eventually becoming prime minister. 845 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,957 eventually becoming prime minister. 846 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,025 The Russian public wanted to know, 847 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,629 who was this young and objectively perfect man? 848 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,629 who was this young and objectively perfect man? 849 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,964 To answer that, 850 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,964 To answer that, 851 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,033 Putin commissioned a documentary about his life. 852 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,137 Just like Beyoncé. 853 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,137 Just like Beyoncé. 854 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,573 And Putin's film was even cooler. 855 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,573 And Putin's film was even cooler. 856 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,643 NEWSMAN: He commissioned this rarely seen documentary 857 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,643 NEWSMAN: He commissioned this rarely seen documentary 858 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,545 about himself. 859 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,480 "Presenting Vladimir Putin," 860 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,480 "Presenting Vladimir Putin," 861 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,316 the credits read, "in Power." 862 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,685 ♪ ♪ 863 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,685 ♪ ♪ 864 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,222 Weirdly, the soundtrack is from the Broadway show Cats. 865 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,222 Weirdly, the soundtrack is from the Broadway show Cats. 866 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,359 ("Memory" playing) 867 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,359 ("Memory" playing) 868 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,462 LYDIC: It was, without question, the second most disturbing movie 869 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,465 -ever to feature songs from Cats. -(hissing) 870 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,465 -ever to feature songs from Cats. -(hissing) 871 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:43,803 In 1999, Boris Yeltsin abruptly resigned from the presidency 872 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:43,803 In 1999, Boris Yeltsin abruptly resigned from the presidency 873 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,072 to spend more time with his drinking problem. 874 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,072 to spend more time with his drinking problem. 875 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,207 -♪ ♪ -(applause) 876 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,279 And Putin became the second elected 877 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,279 And Putin became the second elected 878 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,515 and first permanent president of Russia. 879 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,285 He proved himself not just a formidable head of state 880 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,285 He proved himself not just a formidable head of state 881 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,288 but a man of many talents. 882 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,288 but a man of many talents. 883 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,989 ♪ ♪ 884 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,858 -(horse neighs) -A beast master. 885 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,858 -(horse neighs) -A beast master. 886 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,259 -(growl) -(squeak) -(clicking) 887 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,794 -(roar) -(bellow) 888 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,129 An adventurer. 889 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,364 (engines revving) 890 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,365 (bubbling) 891 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,365 (bubbling) 892 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,867 A sportsman. 893 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,936 (gasping, applause) 894 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,936 (gasping, applause) 895 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,071 And a born entertainer. 896 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,008 ♪ The moon stood still ♪ 897 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,008 ♪ The moon stood still ♪ 898 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,179 ♪ On Blueberry Hill ♪ 899 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,179 ♪ On Blueberry Hill ♪ 900 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,349 Vladimir Putin is truly a quadruple threat. 901 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,349 Vladimir Putin is truly a quadruple threat. 902 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,418 -(gun cocks) -Quintuple if one of the threats 903 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,553 is making actual threats. 904 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,553 is making actual threats. 905 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,622 But, most of all, President Putin 906 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:39,425 is the protector of Russia's fragile democracy. 907 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:39,425 is the protector of Russia's fragile democracy. 908 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,627 -(woman singing in Russian) -(shouting) 909 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,627 -(woman singing in Russian) -(shouting) 910 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,933 A role he takes so seriously 911 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,302 that, every election, he does whatever is necessary 912 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,302 that, every election, he does whatever is necessary 913 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,005 to stop inferior candidates from winning. 914 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,005 to stop inferior candidates from winning. 915 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,941 For this devotion, his citizens have rewarded him 916 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,778 with the presidency again and again, 917 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,778 with the presidency again and again, 918 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,747 by literally unbelievable margins. 919 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,747 by literally unbelievable margins. 920 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:05,217 Vladimir Putin will lead Russia for another six years. 921 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:05,217 Vladimir Putin will lead Russia for another six years. 922 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,319 He cruised to an expected victory 923 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,288 in yesterday's presidential election, 924 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,288 in yesterday's presidential election, 925 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,124 winning nearly 77 percent of the vote. 926 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,492 NEWSMAN: Check this. 927 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,492 NEWSMAN: Check this. 928 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,561 Brazen ballot-stuffing caught on camera. 929 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,696 NEWSMAN 2: In these videos, verified by the AP, 930 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,696 NEWSMAN 2: In these videos, verified by the AP, 931 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:20,299 voters seem to insert multiple ballots. 932 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,803 One election official appears to stroll over to a box, 933 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,803 One election official appears to stroll over to a box, 934 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:28,340 stuff it, while no one in the room seems to mind. 935 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:28,340 stuff it, while no one in the room seems to mind. 936 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,576 LYDIC: Yes, Putin respects people's right 937 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,576 LYDIC: Yes, Putin respects people's right 938 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,079 to vote so much that he lets them vote 939 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,079 to vote so much that he lets them vote 940 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,382 two, three or 78 times in the same election. 941 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,719 It wasn't all smooth sailing, though. 942 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,719 It wasn't all smooth sailing, though. 943 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,687 One time, Putin briefly had to let 944 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,687 One time, Putin briefly had to let 945 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:44,457 a friend be president for him until he could run again. 946 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,258 And then, he had to make a tiny change 947 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,258 And then, he had to make a tiny change 948 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,595 to the constitution so he could run again, again. 949 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,595 to the constitution so he could run again, again. 950 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,097 And again. 951 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:55,367 As Russia has thrived, so has the man who embodies it. 952 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:55,367 As Russia has thrived, so has the man who embodies it. 953 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,837 For his steadfast commitment to fighting corruption, 954 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,837 For his steadfast commitment to fighting corruption, 955 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,941 Russian oligarchs and energy executives have gifted Putin 956 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,941 Russian oligarchs and energy executives have gifted Putin 957 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,376 with tens of billions of dollars. 958 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,511 LUKE HARDING: My personal suspicion is 959 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,511 LUKE HARDING: My personal suspicion is 960 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,381 that certainly Mr. Putin is the richest man in Europe, 961 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,849 and possibly on the planet. 962 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,849 and possibly on the planet. 963 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,450 ♪ Money, money... ♪ 964 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,786 LYDIC: And that money would come in handy 965 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,786 LYDIC: And that money would come in handy 966 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,789 when unexpected expenses cropped up, like 967 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,791 secretly buying a luxury apartment in Monaco 968 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,893 for a totally random woman. 969 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,893 for a totally random woman. 970 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,129 And, yes, one media outlet claimed 971 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,997 that the woman was Putin's mistress, 972 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,997 that the woman was Putin's mistress, 973 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,732 but that's ridiculous. 974 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,602 Putin was happily married at the time. 975 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,602 Putin was happily married at the time. 976 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:32,471 And also, that media outlet has since been outlawed. 977 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,306 Besides, these rumors are completely unfair 978 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,306 Besides, these rumors are completely unfair 979 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:36,308 to the woman's daughter, 980 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,411 whose unknown father must be very proud of her, 981 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,411 whose unknown father must be very proud of her, 982 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,679 and her face that looks absolutely nothing 983 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,681 like Vladimir Putin. 984 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,681 like Vladimir Putin. 985 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,050 (chanting in Russian) 986 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,485 LYDIC: Of course, even a perfect country has 987 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,485 LYDIC: Of course, even a perfect country has 988 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,121 some malcontents, but whenever those seeking 989 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,121 some malcontents, but whenever those seeking 990 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:52,558 to undermine Putin's streak of uncorrupt democracy 991 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,062 begin to circle him like bloodthirsty sharks, 992 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,062 begin to circle him like bloodthirsty sharks, 993 00:24:56,162 --> 00:25:01,667 somehow, some way, fate always intervenes on his behalf. 994 00:24:56,162 --> 00:25:01,667 somehow, some way, fate always intervenes on his behalf. 995 00:24:56,162 --> 00:25:01,667 somehow, some way, fate always intervenes on his behalf. 996 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,536 There seems, for some reason, 997 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,938 to be an extremely high mortality rate 998 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,938 to be an extremely high mortality rate 999 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,473 among independent journalists 1000 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,975 and political opponents of Mr. Putin. 1001 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,975 and political opponents of Mr. Putin. 1002 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,310 NEWSMAN 2: President Putin dismissed accusations 1003 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,779 that the Russian state was 1004 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,779 that the Russian state was 1005 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,948 behind the attack on Mr. Navalny. 1006 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,684 "If our agents had wanted to kill him," he said, 1007 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,684 "If our agents had wanted to kill him," he said, 1008 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,352 "they'd have finished the job." 1009 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,901 LYDIC: Yeah, why doesn't anyone ever ask Putin 1010 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,503 about his agriculture programs? 1011 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,503 about his agriculture programs? 1012 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,805 Like these new bananas he is working on 1013 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:43,309 that grow with the poison already inside them. 1014 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:43,309 that grow with the poison already inside them. 1015 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,945 Sure, it is true that some of Putin's critics 1016 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,945 Sure, it is true that some of Putin's critics 1017 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:50,416 met untimely ends, but on the other hand, let's move on. 1018 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:50,416 met untimely ends, but on the other hand, let's move on. 1019 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,819 We should be talking about agriculture. 1020 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,819 We should be talking about agriculture. 1021 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:58,124 Naturally, a true champion of democracy doesn't just want it 1022 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:58,124 Naturally, a true champion of democracy doesn't just want it 1023 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,926 for his own country, he wants it for all people. 1024 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,926 for his own country, he wants it for all people. 1025 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,262 Which is why Putin began tirelessly assisting 1026 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,498 with elections around the world, 1027 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,498 with elections around the world, 1028 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,067 sending his digital democracy helpers 1029 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,836 to gently nudge voters in the right direction. 1030 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,836 to gently nudge voters in the right direction. 1031 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,506 Putin was so amazing at democracy 1032 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,506 Putin was so amazing at democracy 1033 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:17,610 that in 2016 even the world's so-called "greatest democracy" 1034 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:17,610 that in 2016 even the world's so-called "greatest democracy" 1035 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,612 was asking for his help. 1036 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,648 Russia, if you're listening... 1037 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,648 Russia, if you're listening... 1038 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:27,720 LYDIC: And like the great man he is, Putin answered the call. 1039 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:27,720 LYDIC: And like the great man he is, Putin answered the call. 1040 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,355 NEWSMAN: Tonight Russian president Vladimir Putin 1041 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,355 NEWSMAN: Tonight Russian president Vladimir Putin 1042 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:31,657 trolling the United States, 1043 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,993 joking about meddling in the presidential election 1044 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,993 joking about meddling in the presidential election 1045 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,562 and saying he will do it again. 1046 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,499 TRANSLATOR: I will tell you a secret. 1047 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,735 Yes, of course we'll do it. 1048 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,735 Yes, of course we'll do it. 1049 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,770 To finally make you happier. 1050 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,572 -(applause) -Just don't tell anyone. 1051 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:48,174 -♪ ♪ -LYDIC: You know what they say: 1052 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,010 it takes a big man to joke about himself 1053 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,010 it takes a big man to joke about himself 1054 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,180 and an even bigger, scarier man 1055 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,180 and an even bigger, scarier man 1056 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,482 to joke about destroying your country. 1057 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:58,751 (Rachmaninoff piano concerto playing) 1058 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:58,751 (Rachmaninoff piano concerto playing) 1059 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,720 -Da! -(cheering) 1060 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,255 LYDIC: That is why in all the world, 1061 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,255 LYDIC: That is why in all the world, 1062 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:06,258 there is no bigger man than Vladimir Putin. 1063 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:06,258 there is no bigger man than Vladimir Putin. 1064 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,461 (crowd chanting "Putin!") 1065 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:11,597 How grateful we are for his 21-year reign, 1066 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:11,597 How grateful we are for his 21-year reign, 1067 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:14,233 his guaranteed 16-year future reign 1068 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:14,233 his guaranteed 16-year future reign 1069 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:18,704 and, if we should be so fortunate... 1070 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:18,704 and, if we should be so fortunate... 1071 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:22,375 his 100-year reign after that. 1072 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:22,375 his 100-year reign after that. 1073 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,511 All right, when we come back, 1074 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,511 All right, when we come back, 1075 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,981 Nick Offerman will try to convince me to go camping. 1076 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,981 Nick Offerman will try to convince me to go camping. 1077 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,916 Good luck with that. 1078 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,567 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 1079 00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,236 My guest tonight is actor, humorist 1080 00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:37,371 and best-selling author Nick Offerman. 1081 00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:37,371 and best-selling author Nick Offerman. 1082 00:27:37,471 --> 00:27:39,406 He's here to talk about his brand-new book 1083 00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:43,377 that celebrates the beauty of America's great outdoors. 1084 00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:43,377 that celebrates the beauty of America's great outdoors. 1085 00:27:43,477 --> 00:27:44,845 Nick, welcome to the show. 1086 00:27:43,477 --> 00:27:44,845 Nick, welcome to the show. 1087 00:27:44,945 --> 00:27:46,514 Thank you, sir. It's so great to see you. 1088 00:27:46,614 --> 00:27:48,549 I feel like this is, like, the perfect space 1089 00:27:46,614 --> 00:27:48,549 I feel like this is, like, the perfect space 1090 00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:50,417 -for you and your voice. That's what I feel. -(laughs) 1091 00:27:50,518 --> 00:27:51,886 Normally, when I see you, there's... 1092 00:27:50,518 --> 00:27:51,886 Normally, when I see you, there's... 1093 00:27:51,986 --> 00:27:53,053 there are either too many people, 1094 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,788 you know, and then your voice doesn't seem 1095 00:27:54,889 --> 00:27:55,956 like it's matching the energy. 1096 00:27:54,889 --> 00:27:55,956 like it's matching the energy. 1097 00:27:56,056 --> 00:27:57,158 -It's true. -This-this feels right. 1098 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,626 This feels like the kind of space 1099 00:27:58,726 --> 00:28:00,561 where Nick would say something and people would go like, 1100 00:27:58,726 --> 00:28:00,561 where Nick would say something and people would go like, 1101 00:28:00,661 --> 00:28:02,229 "That was the space it was meant to be said in." 1102 00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:03,797 I take that as a compliment. 1103 00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:03,797 I take that as a compliment. 1104 00:28:03,898 --> 00:28:07,101 What you just said reminds me of my dad, who's really funny. 1105 00:28:07,201 --> 00:28:08,469 But when you're... 1106 00:28:07,201 --> 00:28:08,469 But when you're... 1107 00:28:08,569 --> 00:28:10,671 whenever you are in a crowd, he always... 1108 00:28:10,771 --> 00:28:13,841 He'll gesture to you and then step away 1109 00:28:10,771 --> 00:28:13,841 He'll gesture to you and then step away 1110 00:28:13,941 --> 00:28:15,943 and say something under his breath 1111 00:28:13,941 --> 00:28:15,943 and say something under his breath 1112 00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:19,446 -like, uh, "I hope you didn't have the trout." -(laughing) 1113 00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:21,382 (clears throat) 1114 00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:21,382 (clears throat) 1115 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:24,118 "And I'm sorry for the atmosphere 1116 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:24,118 "And I'm sorry for the atmosphere 1117 00:28:24,218 --> 00:28:25,853 that you might be experiencing." 1118 00:28:25,953 --> 00:28:28,122 Oh, wow. Um... 1119 00:28:25,953 --> 00:28:28,122 Oh, wow. Um... 1120 00:28:28,222 --> 00:28:30,558 I feel like you got the funny, man. That's what you got. 1121 00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:34,128 Well, that's, uh, that's big talk coming from you. 1122 00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:34,128 Well, that's, uh, that's big talk coming from you. 1123 00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:35,863 -No, no, no. I mean... I mean that for real. -(laughs) 1124 00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:35,863 -No, no, no. I mean... I mean that for real. -(laughs) 1125 00:28:35,963 --> 00:28:38,766 Like, like, you know, some people know you, 1126 00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:40,034 obviously, from Parks and Rec, 1127 00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:40,034 obviously, from Parks and Rec, 1128 00:28:40,134 --> 00:28:42,002 and then... and then some people will know you 1129 00:28:42,102 --> 00:28:44,405 from the podcast that you... that you host with your wife, 1130 00:28:42,102 --> 00:28:44,405 from the podcast that you... that you host with your wife, 1131 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,607 which is, I would argue, the most intimate podcast. 1132 00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:49,743 You know, partly because you host it from an actual bed. 1133 00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:49,743 You know, partly because you host it from an actual bed. 1134 00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:51,412 -Yeah. -And partly just because it feels 1135 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,714 like we, like, know you as a... as a couple. 1136 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,714 like we, like, know you as a... as a couple. 1137 00:28:53,747 --> 00:28:57,618 Um, and then some people may know you from writing books. 1138 00:28:53,747 --> 00:28:57,618 Um, and then some people may know you from writing books. 1139 00:28:57,718 --> 00:29:00,354 Where the Deer and the Antelope Play. 1140 00:28:57,718 --> 00:29:00,354 Where the Deer and the Antelope Play. 1141 00:29:00,454 --> 00:29:02,189 There are few books I read 1142 00:29:02,289 --> 00:29:06,160 that make me feel truly the essence of the person. 1143 00:29:02,289 --> 00:29:06,160 that make me feel truly the essence of the person. 1144 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:09,330 I feel like I went to the places that you went to in this book. 1145 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:09,330 I feel like I went to the places that you went to in this book. 1146 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:10,998 Did you set out to do this for the book 1147 00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:12,466 or did the book come from doing the journey? 1148 00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:12,466 or did the book come from doing the journey? 1149 00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:14,902 Uh... That's a great question. 1150 00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:17,271 Um, I mean, it all kind... 1151 00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:17,271 Um, I mean, it all kind... 1152 00:29:17,371 --> 00:29:20,241 it all kind of happened serendipitously, 1153 00:29:17,371 --> 00:29:20,241 it all kind of happened serendipitously, 1154 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,076 simultaneously, 1155 00:29:22,176 --> 00:29:23,477 "synchronous-itously," 1156 00:29:23,577 --> 00:29:26,247 if that's-- I think that's p-- a-an actual word. 1157 00:29:23,577 --> 00:29:26,247 if that's-- I think that's p-- a-an actual word. 1158 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:27,815 -Um... -If you say it confidently enough, 1159 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:27,815 -Um... -If you say it confidently enough, 1160 00:29:27,915 --> 00:29:29,016 people believe it. 1161 00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:32,386 -"Synchr-Synchronous-itously." Um... -Yeah. 1162 00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:32,386 -"Synchr-Synchronous-itously." Um... -Yeah. 1163 00:29:32,486 --> 00:29:34,421 (stammers) I, uh... 1164 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,424 I had the idea for this book for several years. 1165 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,424 I had the idea for this book for several years. 1166 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:39,026 I knew that it would involve 1167 00:29:39,126 --> 00:29:42,997 trying to regurgitate, sort of, my interpretation and feelings 1168 00:29:39,126 --> 00:29:42,997 trying to regurgitate, sort of, my interpretation and feelings 1169 00:29:43,097 --> 00:29:45,533 about our relationship with nature 1170 00:29:43,097 --> 00:29:45,533 about our relationship with nature 1171 00:29:45,699 --> 00:29:46,967 -for my readership. -Mm-hmm. 1172 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:50,137 And I was talking about the book with Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, 1173 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:50,137 And I was talking about the book with Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, 1174 00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:52,139 who's in the book, and, uh, 1175 00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:52,139 who's in the book, and, uh, 1176 00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:54,008 we-we have this three-way bromance 1177 00:29:54,108 --> 00:29:56,844 with him and George Saunders, the great fiction writer. 1178 00:29:54,108 --> 00:29:56,844 with him and George Saunders, the great fiction writer. 1179 00:29:56,944 --> 00:29:58,913 And it was Jeff's idea. He said, 1180 00:29:59,013 --> 00:30:01,148 "Why don't we go somewhere and walk and-- 1181 00:29:59,013 --> 00:30:01,148 "Why don't we go somewhere and walk and-- 1182 00:30:01,248 --> 00:30:03,584 "somewhere beautiful, and you can use 1183 00:30:03,717 --> 00:30:05,252 our conversations for your book?" 1184 00:30:05,352 --> 00:30:07,822 And I said, uh, 1185 00:30:05,352 --> 00:30:07,822 And I said, uh, 1186 00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:11,325 "Yes, Jeff Tweedy, my philosopher poet hero, 1187 00:30:11,425 --> 00:30:13,227 that sounds fine to me." Uh... 1188 00:30:11,425 --> 00:30:13,227 that sounds fine to me." Uh... 1189 00:30:13,327 --> 00:30:14,428 So I-I booked that trip. 1190 00:30:14,528 --> 00:30:17,565 And, I mean-- So I kind of knew 1191 00:30:14,528 --> 00:30:17,565 And, I mean-- So I kind of knew 1192 00:30:17,731 --> 00:30:20,601 I wanted to go meet James Rebanks and his family 1193 00:30:17,731 --> 00:30:20,601 I wanted to go meet James Rebanks and his family 1194 00:30:20,734 --> 00:30:22,069 in England, uh, 1195 00:30:22,169 --> 00:30:26,307 a-and their-their shepherding operation for myself. 1196 00:30:22,169 --> 00:30:26,307 a-and their-their shepherding operation for myself. 1197 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,843 But I-- There's always in the back of my head, I'm like, 1198 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,843 But I-- There's always in the back of my head, I'm like, 1199 00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:31,879 "Oh, this actually might work its way into the book." 1200 00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:31,879 "Oh, this actually might work its way into the book." 1201 00:30:31,979 --> 00:30:34,682 Uh, and then I was writing the first two parts of the book 1202 00:30:34,748 --> 00:30:37,384 when Megan and I ended up deciding 1203 00:30:34,748 --> 00:30:37,384 when Megan and I ended up deciding 1204 00:30:37,485 --> 00:30:39,954 to take this airstream trip. 1205 00:30:37,485 --> 00:30:39,954 to take this airstream trip. 1206 00:30:40,054 --> 00:30:41,956 So eventually, the penny drops where I'm like, 1207 00:30:42,056 --> 00:30:43,491 "Oh, this also fits into the book." 1208 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,694 So, while I'm finishing up the first two thirds, 1209 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,694 So, while I'm finishing up the first two thirds, 1210 00:30:46,794 --> 00:30:49,864 I'm living the last third, and then it all... 1211 00:30:46,794 --> 00:30:49,864 I'm living the last third, and then it all... 1212 00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:52,266 So, it kind of comes organically. 1213 00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:52,266 So, it kind of comes organically. 1214 00:30:52,366 --> 00:30:54,068 The stories that you tell in the book 1215 00:30:54,168 --> 00:30:55,503 aren't just stories of travel. 1216 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,605 They're stories of history, they're stories of life. 1217 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,605 They're stories of history, they're stories of life. 1218 00:30:57,705 --> 00:31:01,208 They're stories of, I think, you connecting with the humanity 1219 00:30:57,705 --> 00:31:01,208 They're stories of, I think, you connecting with the humanity 1220 00:31:01,308 --> 00:31:04,411 of not just yourself but, like, the land that you live on. 1221 00:31:01,308 --> 00:31:04,411 of not just yourself but, like, the land that you live on. 1222 00:31:04,512 --> 00:31:05,813 I think a lot of people will be surprised 1223 00:31:05,913 --> 00:31:07,515 when they read this book, because they'll go like, 1224 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,850 "Man, Nick, it gets a little deep in some parts here." 1225 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,850 "Man, Nick, it gets a little deep in some parts here." 1226 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:11,719 Like, one minute, you're in a... you're in a forest, 1227 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:11,719 Like, one minute, you're in a... you're in a forest, 1228 00:31:11,785 --> 00:31:13,387 and the next thing, you're talking about the people 1229 00:31:13,487 --> 00:31:14,722 who were removed from this land, 1230 00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:17,057 or what this land actually means. 1231 00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:17,057 or what this land actually means. 1232 00:31:17,158 --> 00:31:19,527 I mean, I think one of the things I talk about in the book 1233 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:23,898 is trying to bring nuance back to our human conversations. 1234 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:23,898 is trying to bring nuance back to our human conversations. 1235 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:23,898 is trying to bring nuance back to our human conversations. 1236 00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:25,399 Clearly, you don't use Facebook. 1237 00:31:25,499 --> 00:31:27,735 I don't, actually, I've never been on Facebook. Um... 1238 00:31:25,499 --> 00:31:27,735 I don't, actually, I've never been on Facebook. Um... 1239 00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,837 -This explains a lot about you. -(laughs) 1240 00:31:29,937 --> 00:31:33,174 But, uh, when I... when I'm, for example, 1241 00:31:29,937 --> 00:31:33,174 But, uh, when I... when I'm, for example, 1242 00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:35,576 hiking in a national park, I can... 1243 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:38,679 You know, the first simple reaction is, "Holy cow. 1244 00:31:38,779 --> 00:31:41,448 -"This beautiful, pristine land..." -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1245 00:31:38,779 --> 00:31:41,448 -"This beautiful, pristine land..." -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1246 00:31:41,549 --> 00:31:44,552 "...untouched by human... Wait a second. 1247 00:31:41,549 --> 00:31:44,552 "...untouched by human... Wait a second. 1248 00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,021 "Uh, it was touched by... 1249 00:31:47,121 --> 00:31:49,423 People used to live here, and we killed them." 1250 00:31:47,121 --> 00:31:49,423 People used to live here, and we killed them." 1251 00:31:49,523 --> 00:31:51,358 Or we removed them. You know, we... 1252 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,027 Right, right, right. 1253 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,027 Right, right, right. 1254 00:31:53,127 --> 00:31:56,197 We-we shat on them one way or another. 1255 00:31:53,127 --> 00:31:56,197 We-we shat on them one way or another. 1256 00:31:56,297 --> 00:31:58,332 And by "we," I mean the Europeans. 1257 00:31:58,432 --> 00:31:59,900 The conquering people. 1258 00:31:58,432 --> 00:31:59,900 The conquering people. 1259 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,537 And that, then it just musingly makes me think, 1260 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:06,207 we were always kind of brought up to believe 1261 00:32:06,307 --> 00:32:09,109 that to conquer something was positive. 1262 00:32:06,307 --> 00:32:09,109 that to conquer something was positive. 1263 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,213 -Yes. -Like, we're the victors, that makes us heroes. 1264 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,213 -Yes. -Like, we're the victors, that makes us heroes. 1265 00:32:12,313 --> 00:32:15,015 But as I looked at it in this context, 1266 00:32:15,115 --> 00:32:16,784 I was like, wait a second, I mean, all that really means is 1267 00:32:15,115 --> 00:32:16,784 I was like, wait a second, I mean, all that really means is 1268 00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:19,820 we killed them better than they were able to kill us. 1269 00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:19,820 we killed them better than they were able to kill us. 1270 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,889 We don't want to acknowledge where things came from 1271 00:32:21,989 --> 00:32:23,357 or how things came. 1272 00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:24,792 We don't want to consider the possibility 1273 00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:24,792 We don't want to consider the possibility 1274 00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:28,562 that we are enjoying ill-gotten gains at any point. 1275 00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:28,562 that we are enjoying ill-gotten gains at any point. 1276 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:29,864 -You're right. I know. -So... 1277 00:32:29,964 --> 00:32:32,466 Which is also very understandable human behavior. 1278 00:32:29,964 --> 00:32:32,466 Which is also very understandable human behavior. 1279 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:36,570 I always open, when I tour as a humorist or I write a book, 1280 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:36,570 I always open, when I tour as a humorist or I write a book, 1281 00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:38,839 I always try and open-- that is why it says 1282 00:32:38,939 --> 00:32:40,674 -I'm ignorant on the cover of the book. -Right. 1283 00:32:38,939 --> 00:32:40,674 -I'm ignorant on the cover of the book. -Right. 1284 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,476 'Cause what I am saying is, we are all ignorant. 1285 00:32:42,576 --> 00:32:45,513 We all will never understand all the information. 1286 00:32:42,576 --> 00:32:45,513 We all will never understand all the information. 1287 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:47,448 -No, we won't. -We are clumsy, 1288 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,217 farthing mammals that are building skyscrapers, 1289 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,217 farthing mammals that are building skyscrapers, 1290 00:32:50,317 --> 00:32:53,754 and so we're never going to do that perfectly. 1291 00:32:50,317 --> 00:32:53,754 and so we're never going to do that perfectly. 1292 00:32:53,854 --> 00:32:56,891 We're never going to be like, well, there is our civilization, 1293 00:32:53,854 --> 00:32:56,891 We're never going to be like, well, there is our civilization, 1294 00:32:56,991 --> 00:32:58,392 everybody is happy. 1295 00:32:58,492 --> 00:33:01,929 And so knowing that we always have these deficits somewhere, 1296 00:32:58,492 --> 00:33:01,929 And so knowing that we always have these deficits somewhere, 1297 00:33:02,029 --> 00:33:04,532 let's maintain the attitude of a student and say, "Okay, 1298 00:33:02,029 --> 00:33:04,532 let's maintain the attitude of a student and say, "Okay, 1299 00:33:04,698 --> 00:33:08,169 "what did we get right, and what are we getting wrong, 1300 00:33:04,698 --> 00:33:08,169 "what did we get right, and what are we getting wrong, 1301 00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:11,305 and how can we shift towards getting more right?" 1302 00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:13,607 You're an amazing person to know. 1303 00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:13,607 You're an amazing person to know. 1304 00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:15,776 I think you write some of the most fantastic books. 1305 00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:15,776 I think you write some of the most fantastic books. 1306 00:33:15,876 --> 00:33:17,711 I appreciate having you on the show, 1307 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,580 and next time you go on a road trip, 1308 00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:21,515 please tell me-- I will decline, 1309 00:33:21,615 --> 00:33:24,485 but I would just like you to tell me so that I could feel 1310 00:33:21,615 --> 00:33:24,485 but I would just like you to tell me so that I could feel 1311 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,287 like I could come along. 1312 00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:27,888 Well, thank you. I will do that. 1313 00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:27,888 Well, thank you. I will do that. 1314 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:30,024 And maybe... maybe I will FaceTime you 1315 00:33:30,124 --> 00:33:32,359 -from the top of a mountain. -I would love that, 1316 00:33:30,124 --> 00:33:32,359 -from the top of a mountain. -I would love that, 1317 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:33,961 Just so I can feel like, I'll be like, 1318 00:33:34,061 --> 00:33:36,363 "Oh, yeah, oh, man, that looks great, I wish I was there." 1319 00:33:34,061 --> 00:33:36,363 "Oh, yeah, oh, man, that looks great, I wish I was there." 1320 00:33:36,463 --> 00:33:37,865 I don't actually wish I was there. 1321 00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:40,734 But I would like to feel like I wish I was there. 1322 00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:40,734 But I would like to feel like I wish I was there. 1323 00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:43,270 I would... sometimes I'm scared on the top of a mountain, 1324 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:45,105 and I think it would be comforting 1325 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:45,105 and I think it would be comforting 1326 00:33:45,206 --> 00:33:46,907 to see your face just for a minute. 1327 00:33:47,007 --> 00:33:48,175 I appreciate that, Nick. Thank you. 1328 00:33:47,007 --> 00:33:48,175 I appreciate that, Nick. Thank you. 1329 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:49,944 Thanks for having me. 1330 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:52,012 All right, people, don't forget, Nick's book, 1331 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:52,012 All right, people, don't forget, Nick's book, 1332 00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:54,682 Where the Deer and the Antelope Play, is available right now. 1333 00:33:54,748 --> 00:33:58,152 And Colin in Black and White, the brand-new show 1334 00:33:54,748 --> 00:33:58,152 And Colin in Black and White, the brand-new show 1335 00:33:58,252 --> 00:33:59,820 that is going to premiere on Netflix October 29-- 1336 00:33:58,252 --> 00:33:59,820 that is going to premiere on Netflix October 29-- 1337 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,956 this man over there, he's gonna be playing 1338 00:34:02,056 --> 00:34:04,124 Colin Kaepernick's father. Yeah, that's what I said. 1339 00:34:02,056 --> 00:34:04,124 Colin Kaepernick's father. Yeah, that's what I said. 1340 00:34:04,225 --> 00:34:05,759 All right, we're going to take a quick break, 1341 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:07,695 but we'll be right back after this. 1342 00:34:09,496 --> 00:34:10,798 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 1343 00:34:10,898 --> 00:34:14,535 get your vaccine, and remember, be nice to pigs. 1344 00:34:10,898 --> 00:34:14,535 get your vaccine, and remember, be nice to pigs. 1345 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,571 The next one you see could be your kidney donor. 1346 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,571 The next one you see could be your kidney donor. 1347 00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:20,708 Or your breakfast bacon. Either way, be nice. 1348 00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:20,708 Or your breakfast bacon. Either way, be nice. 1349 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,711 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 1350 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,847 ♪ ♪ 1351 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,847 ♪ ♪ 1352 00:34:26,947 --> 00:34:30,818 Hey, you see what Rudy Giuliani posted on Twitter last night? 1353 00:34:26,947 --> 00:34:30,818 Hey, you see what Rudy Giuliani posted on Twitter last night? 1354 00:34:30,918 --> 00:34:36,757 Virginia, vote against the man who dishonored our past 1355 00:34:30,918 --> 00:34:36,757 Virginia, vote against the man who dishonored our past 1356 00:34:30,918 --> 00:34:36,757 Virginia, vote against the man who dishonored our past 1357 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:38,759 by selling my bedroom! 1358 00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:39,927 -Oh! -Oh! -Oh! -Oh! 1359 00:34:40,027 --> 00:34:42,663 Who does this [bleep] guy think he is! 1360 00:34:40,027 --> 00:34:42,663 Who does this [bleep] guy think he is! 1361 00:34:42,763 --> 00:34:45,032 Can I have my hat back, please? 1362 00:34:42,763 --> 00:34:45,032 Can I have my hat back, please? 1363 00:34:45,132 --> 00:34:47,368 It's a dumb hat anyway.