1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,536 Superman in the comics-- they're, like, gonna 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,605 change something up, and Superman will now be bisexual. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:08,275 -MAN: Oh. -And people are losing their minds. 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,277 One of my favorite things I saw online was 5 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,979 someone who was like, "This is ridiculous. 6 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:13,747 This is unrealistic!" And I was like, 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,582 "I'm sorry. The guy who comes from another planet 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,785 "and is weak because of green stones-- that guy... 9 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,221 That's... Him being bisexual is unrealistic?" 10 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,956 Let me tell you what's unrealistic. 11 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,025 What's unrealistic is Superman being straight. 12 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,426 That's unr... Why do we assume 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,928 that an alien person will come in 14 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,730 and have the same gender, any things as us? 15 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,566 Like, what's more realistic is Superman coming down, 16 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,735 saving people. "Thank you, Superman! Thank you!" 17 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,970 Then he's like, "Yeah. Now I'm gonna smash that donkey." 18 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,305 "Wait, what?" 19 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,806 "Yeah, that's what we do on our planet." 20 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,842 "Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're not cool with that, Superman. 21 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,443 "I don't know where you're from, and thanks for saving my life, 22 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,945 but that's some bullshit." 23 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,182 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from the heart of Times Square, 24 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,218 the most important place on Earth, it's 25 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,553 The Daily Show. 26 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,956 Tonight-- Kyrie gets ejected, 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,225 your right to say (bleep), 28 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:01,395 and Phoebe Robinson. 29 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:06,133 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 30 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,101 Hey! What's going on, everybody? 31 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,937 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,406 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 33 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,245 We kick things off with some big sports news. 34 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,314 And, no, I'm not talking about Kryie Irving. 35 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,615 We'll be getting to that later. 36 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,884 I'm talking about how last night the head coach 37 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,720 of the Las Vegas Raiders, Jon Gruden, 38 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,755 was fired from the team. 39 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,224 And now, usually, if a coach is fired 40 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,725 in the middle of the season, 41 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,928 his team must have been playing, like, really, really badly. 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,396 You know, like, the cheerleaders started rooting 43 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,298 for the other team bad. 44 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,300 But Gruden wasn't fired over how his team was playing. 45 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,104 No. He was fired over some e-mails that he wrote 46 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,107 to a colleague ten years ago. 47 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:50,410 Now you might be wondering, how bad could an email be 48 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,212 that gets you fired ten years later? 49 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,914 Well, this bad. 50 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,382 NEWSMAN: Last week, it was learned 51 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,150 Gruden used a racist trope 52 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,953 to describe NFL union chief DeMaurice Smith 53 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,688 in 2011 email, writing... 54 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,862 Then the floodgates opened last night, 55 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,597 with a New York Times report, 56 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,833 detailing even more troubling emails, 57 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,202 showing Gruden using offensive language 58 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,638 to insult NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, 59 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,307 also calling the league's first openly gay player, 60 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,109 Michael Sam, "a queer," 61 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,178 disparaging players who protested 62 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,612 during the National Anthem, 63 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,215 panning the hiring of female referees, 64 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,618 and mocking league efforts to reduce concussions. 65 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:35,355 Goddamn! This dude hit everybody-- 66 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:39,226 Blacks, gays, women, protesters, brain damage victims. 67 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,594 It's almost like he was competing 68 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,563 in a cancellation decathlon. 69 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,132 And I-I can't believe I have to say this, but people, 70 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:50,103 people, you should not be writing racist emails. 71 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:53,240 Just get up, walk over to your co-worker's desk 72 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,142 and say the "N" word in person. 73 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,311 It's called human interaction, people. 74 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,280 Have we forgotten this? Huh? 75 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,784 At the very least, though, be more original with your hatred. 76 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,854 I mean, Black people having big lips? Seriously, dude? 77 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:10,257 Like, if you're gonna be racist, at least think of something new. 78 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,759 I mean, y'all ever notice how white people are obsessed 79 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,161 with ceiling fans? 80 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,264 I don't know if it's true, but at least it's fresh. 81 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,233 Here's what I don't understand, okay? 82 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,703 Why is it that it's always the worst people 83 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,771 who are super motivated? 84 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,508 Like, most of us, most of us-- we would struggle 85 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:30,611 to even write this many emails, much less racist ones, 86 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:35,148 but then Gruden was pumping out racist emails nonstop. 87 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,584 This guy was getting spam emails from Crate & Barrel, 88 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,986 and he would write back, 89 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,522 "You know what bothers me about Nelson Mandela? 90 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,258 -I'll tell you what bothers me about..." -(buzzer sounds) 91 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,596 Um, Dulcé? 92 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,098 Hmm? 93 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,133 Sorry. Are we... are we still rolling? 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,835 What's hap... what's happening here? Did you...? 95 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:58,105 Yeah. Um, I'm practicing for a game show, 96 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:01,041 and I was like, "Ooh, a great way for me to be able 97 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,076 "to practice when I should be on a game show is 98 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,846 to be on a show and then hit a buzzer, and be like, 'Bam!'" 99 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,881 -(buzzer sounds) -You know, in front of the cameras and stuff 100 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,884 -so I don't get nervous. -Okay, I'm-I'm sorry. 101 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,220 -You're practicing for a game show... -Mm-hmm. 102 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:17,257 -...during this show? -"A" show, yes. 103 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,393 Yeah, but this is my show. You don't need to do... 104 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,528 -What are you doing? -Wow. Wow. 105 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:25,332 Our... our show. 106 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,633 There's a lot of people that work here. 107 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,068 -No, you are right. You are right. -I... 108 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,903 -I work here, too. Yeah. -It is our show, but I'm saying, 109 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,271 I'm trying to do the thing now, and then, like... 110 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,575 Oh, we talk about another white man being racist? 111 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,244 -Surprise. Surprise. -(laughing) 112 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,279 It was, like, "Oh, no, I can't believe 113 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:44,084 that this white man did the thing that they always do!" 114 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:47,221 -Yeah, but it's... He's the coach of a thing. It's... -So? 115 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:50,257 Listen, all he did was take notes in a locker room. 116 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,093 White people ain't that original when it comes to racism. 117 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,429 Yeah, but it's still newsworthy because, like, he-he did... 118 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,797 he said the wrong thing. 119 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,899 Ten years ago. 120 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,434 So you think he changed? 121 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:04,104 -No, I think he got worse. -(laughs) 122 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,940 My question is, why are we only finding out now? 123 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,876 Why are we only mad at him? 124 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,044 What about the person who sat on these emails 125 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,947 for ten years and waited? 126 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,349 So my question is... 127 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,184 Who was he sending these emails to? 128 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,886 Who was he sending the emails to, 129 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,554 and why was they sitting on them? 130 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,256 You need to ask the assistant coach. 131 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,958 You need to ask somebody who would benefit from his job. 132 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,760 I'm not saying he wasn't dead-ass wrong. 133 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,363 I'm just saying the racism he said... 134 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,533 Michelin... Lips like Michelin tires was racist ten years ago. 135 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,835 In 2011, when he typed it to his friend, 136 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:38,138 -(deep voice) his confidant... -(laughing) 137 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,541 it was racist. Why you wait? 138 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,142 Oh, man. 139 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,678 I feel like you've just gotten some more people fired. 140 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,347 -Um... -I'm just saying facts is facts. 141 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,749 No, I appreciate it, I appreciate it. 142 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,484 But thank you for that. I mean, the... 143 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,352 Don't do this thing, but that was great. 144 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,656 -So I can't hit this again? -No, no, no, just... Yeah. 145 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,823 Just don't, and, you know? 146 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,192 You can practice when we're done. 147 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,027 Let me just do this thing, and then we'll be done. 148 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,496 Um, anyway, let's move on to our next story. 149 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,164 Which is about sex. 150 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,667 You know, the thing you do when Netflix is down. 151 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:10,337 Now, not to brag, but, uh, I've had sex before. 152 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,940 -(Sloan laughs loudly) -At least seven times, 153 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,908 I mean, eight if you count that, uh, that dream. 154 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,511 But one sex term I've never heard about before, 155 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,746 this story, is called stealthing. 156 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,815 I don't know if you've ever heard of this term. 157 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,184 Apparently, it's when a guy secretly takes off his condom 158 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,820 during sex without telling his partner. 159 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,290 And not only is this a thing, it happens so often 160 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,427 that they had to pass a law against it. 161 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,563 California just became the first state to outlaw stealthing 162 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:40,634 or the removal of a condom without consent during sex. 163 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,637 Lawmakers say women and gay men are increasingly victims 164 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,938 of stealthing. 165 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,406 NEWSMAN: In a study two years ago, 166 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,476 12% of women said they had been a victim of stealthing. 167 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,579 And another study found that ten percent of men 168 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,915 admit they've done it. 169 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,451 Okay, people, what the hell is wrong with guys? 170 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,220 Like, a condom is, like, a safety harness 171 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,789 on a rollercoaster-- you need to wear it the whole time, 172 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,791 especially when things get crazy at the end. 173 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,226 Like, some men are so greedy. 174 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,029 You already got her to have consensual sex with you-- 175 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,698 why have you got to sprinkle in the crime? 176 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,401 And the fact that ten percent of men admit to doing this 177 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,170 means the real number's way higher. 178 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,538 Like, that's the truth. 179 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,373 It's like when 50 Shades of Grey came out 180 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,241 and no one admitted to reading it. 181 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,377 It made half a billion dollars, so someone here is lying, 182 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,146 or one person is reading it a lot. 183 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,815 And look, man, this should be a crime, 184 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,118 because sex is all about consent. 185 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,619 If you're doing anything 186 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,688 that your partner doesn't want you to do, 187 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,822 that's a violation. 188 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,791 I mean, that's why before I have sex, 189 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,928 I always ask my partner, is it okay if I picture 190 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,063 the green M&M? 191 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,265 -They have to know that... -(buzzer sounds) 192 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,068 -Dulcé. -Hello! 193 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,671 I thought it would be fun to have a woman's perspective 194 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,372 on the stealthing thing 195 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,943 considering that I will probably have to deal with it. 196 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,244 Well, yes, definitely. 197 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,013 Again, the buzzer wasn't necessary. 198 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,149 You could just, like, I mean, I'm just saying... 199 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,152 -But no, please go ahead. -I am concerned about this 200 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:09,756 mainly because I have a tendency to sleep with undesirables, 201 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,226 You know, the broke, um... 202 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,329 Mainly the broke. And so I make a... 203 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:19,433 I make a conscious choice to not make people with them, 204 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,668 because, you know, you can't have the broke 205 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:24,571 shooting the club up because their aim is very good. 206 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,341 Well, that's what a lot of people are complaining... 207 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,408 I've never heard it phrased that way. 208 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,777 -I'm a Christian. -Yeah. 209 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,347 A lot of women have said: Listen, yes, I liked you, 210 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,415 yes, I liked you enough to have sex with you, 211 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,818 but what you've done now is you've taken away my choice 212 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,621 in this matter, because I did not consent to you, 213 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,689 A) I mean, just for, like, STDs and everything, 214 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,791 -but then also B) because, like you're saying, -Right. 215 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,193 now I might have baby issues. 216 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,529 What if we're in Texas? Now I just have to have a baby 217 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,297 because you, like, took off a condom? 218 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,499 Look, you tried to take a condom off your ashy dick 219 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,067 and didn't ask me. 220 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,170 So this is something you always have to worry about, Trevor, 221 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,172 'cause it's, like, 'cause if you really want a man 222 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,174 to sleep with you, like, if you're really trying 223 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,176 to make people with this man, 224 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:05,012 you're not gonna tell him to put one on anyway. 225 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,881 I'm learning so many things right now. 226 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,017 I mean, I live a wild life. I'm a nice lady. 227 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,523 All right, well, finally, 228 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,026 let's do what you probably have been doing 229 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,794 with everyone you know for the past two weeks 230 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,663 and talk about Squid Game. 231 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,665 And in case you're the one person who hasn't seen it, 232 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,633 Squid Game is like The Hunger Games 233 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,669 if everyone was sadder and older and, like, 234 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,037 a thousand percent more Korean. 235 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,039 In fact, Squid Game is now on track to become 236 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,042 the most watched Netflix show of all time. 237 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,177 Which is pretty wild when you think about it, 238 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,779 because unless you're Korean. 239 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,280 you have to watch it with subtitles. 240 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,149 I mean, I never thought the most popular TV show ever 241 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,951 would be a book. 242 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,652 And honestly, the popularity of the show 243 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,554 isn't just measured in ratings. 244 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:50,357 You can also see it in everyday stuff like this. 245 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,060 The popularity of the new Netflix show Squid Game 246 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,930 is giving a big time-boost to... shoes? 247 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,667 There's been nearly a 10,000% spike in demand 248 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,970 for white shoes according to new data, 249 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,340 more specifically Vans slip-ons. 250 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,142 It's believed that people are buying these up 251 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,278 to craft their Halloween costumes. 252 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,880 Like, like, who is looking 253 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,715 at all the costumes in Squid Game 254 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,552 and saying, "You know what I really need for Halloween? 255 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,288 "Those crazy shoes! See how crazy those shoes are? 256 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,090 That's what I need." 257 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:26,159 That's a very practical-minded trick or treat, it feels like. 258 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,961 You know, like, some people will look cool 259 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,963 in their slutty ghost Halloween outfits, 260 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,598 but when are you ever gonna wear it again? You know? 261 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,034 You can wear those shoes all the time. 262 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,103 All the time. But I'm not surprised. 263 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,405 I'm not surprised that Squid Game has become 264 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,974 such a popular Halloween costume. 265 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,810 I mean, everyone wants to pretend just for one night 266 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:47,314 that we're living in, like, a dystopian world where people 267 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,783 make life-or-death choices because they're trapped in debt. 268 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,652 That's, like, a cool, crazy idea. 269 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,321 (phone ringing) 270 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,392 Hello? 271 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,861 We are living in that world right now? 272 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,164 Oh. Oh, that's the whole point of the show? 273 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,366 Oh! Oh, now I... 274 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,702 (chuckles): Oh, man. Yeah, that-that makes so much sense. 275 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,071 Yeah. No, totally get it now. Totally get it. 276 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,407 All right. I love you, too. Bye. 277 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,210 -Sorry. -(buzzer buzzes) 278 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,981 (speaks Korean) 279 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,417 Yeah, listen. See, what I just said 280 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,085 was "hello" in Korean 281 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,820 because everybody getting all excited 282 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,822 about these Korean shows: you're late! 283 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,625 You're late. I've been watching Korean TV shows 284 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,527 since I was in high school, baby. 285 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,095 Atlanta. KTN. 286 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:39,433 Giving me Korean drama since 1997? 287 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,368 Have you see Mr. Queen? No. 288 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,971 Have you seen Rookie Historian? No. 289 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,540 You want to wear a real outfit? Watch a historical drama, 290 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,775 buy some hanbok and get your life together. 291 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,544 Out here wearing raggedy-ass shoes, 292 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:53,113 looking like a broke mobster. Stupid. 293 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,449 'Cause you in debt? 294 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,317 -Come on, son. -I-I wasn't... 295 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,186 Get a PPP loan like everybody else 296 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,854 and fix your shit. 297 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,056 (laughing) 298 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,194 I don't think that's how PPP loans work. 299 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,796 -No? -(laughs) 300 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,365 But I don't think anybody's... 301 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:14,635 I've never heard anyone being told to get one. 302 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,336 Everybody got it before. Why not? 303 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,972 They... It looks like they were doing absolutely no research 304 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,908 as to if people had businesses or not. 305 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,076 -I mean, anyone could just claim to have a business. -Yeah. 306 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,978 Yeah. People were just like, "I've got a business." 307 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,114 Right. And then they didn't have to submit 308 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,649 -any type of paperwork. -No. 309 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,852 -I wish you the... -(buzzer buzzes) 310 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,087 I wish you the best of luck on your game show, Dulcé. 311 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,590 Yeah. Uh, come to find out I'm doing The Price is Right, 312 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,292 so I didn't even need... 313 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,296 All I really had to practice today was "One dollar!" 314 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,498 Well, you know what? 315 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,967 I think we both still got something from this. 316 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,570 -Truly. -I-I enjoyed the surprise. 317 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,306 -Gracias. -And, uh, thank you 318 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,274 for putting me on more Korean shit. 319 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,876 (speaks Korean) 320 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,945 All right, that's all the time we got for headlines. 321 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,279 Let's jump straight into our main story 322 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,215 about the COVID vaccine. 323 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:03,817 You know, the miracle drug that almost eliminates 324 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,052 your risk of death from COVID 325 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,788 and lets Dr. Fauci record your dreams. 326 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,256 So, let's catch up 327 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,091 on the latest news on the vaccine 328 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,328 in our ongoing segment Vaccination Nation. 329 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,463 ♪ ♪ 330 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,768 Back when the vaccines first came out, 331 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,971 demand for them was huge. 332 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,706 They were basically harder to find 333 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,509 than a Republican congressman who admits Joe Biden won. 334 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:32,479 But not enough people wanted to voluntarily save their lives. 335 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,516 So then the problem became how to convince the holdouts 336 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:38,085 to get vaccinated, which is why recently, 337 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,620 everyone from the federal government 338 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,088 to airlines and hospitals 339 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,257 have been introducing vaccine mandates. 340 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,826 You want to work here? You got to get the shot. 341 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,160 But it turns out 342 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,663 people don't like being told what to do. 343 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,698 It's the same reason that when Moses 344 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,233 first brought down the Ten Commandments, 345 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,802 everyone immediately started coveting each other's wives. 346 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,005 "Well, I wasn't gonna covet Terry's wife, 347 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,542 but now that you mentioned her, damn!" 348 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,043 And for everyone who doesn't want 349 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,411 to be forced to take the vaccine, 350 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,081 the governor of Texas is definitely on their side. 351 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,150 Governor Abbott is going up against President Biden, 352 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,052 issuing an executive order 353 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,489 banning COVID-19 vaccine mandates. 354 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:19,092 The governor says no entity, including private businesses, 355 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,696 can require the vaccine for employees or customers. 356 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,097 In a statement, the governor said 357 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,466 the vaccine is safe, effective 358 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,502 and our best defense against the virus 359 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:32,206 but should remain voluntary and never forced. 360 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,441 Okay. Okay. That's an interesting tactic. 361 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,809 I mean, it's a little weird that he knows 362 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,110 the vaccine is our best defense, 363 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,280 but he still wants to let people opt out. 364 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,316 "We want to give COVID a fighting chance. 365 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,384 Wouldn't be sporting otherwise." 366 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,752 And, you know, i-it-it's funny 367 00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:47,354 how Republican governors like Abbott 368 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,690 always say the government should never tell 369 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,558 private businesses how to do things, 370 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,261 and then they do just that 371 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,230 when it's in their political interest. 372 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,198 You know, it's like that one friend we have who's like, 373 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,633 "I think we should try and be vegetarian. 374 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,535 "Unless it's the popcorn chicken. 375 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,170 "Yeah, I mean, meat is murder, 376 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,539 but in this case, pass the hot sauce." 377 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,074 And I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. 378 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,375 I've always found it weird 379 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,611 that governors in America are like mini presidents. 380 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,045 This is a very strange thing to me 381 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,180 coming from another country. 382 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,548 Because the president of America, 383 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,517 the president of America issues a mandate, 384 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,520 and now this guy who's in charge of a piece of America 385 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,055 gets to undo what the president said? 386 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,726 Like, can you imagine if a manager at Kinko's said, 387 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:28,395 "All right, everybody, let's, uh, make these copies." 388 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,796 And then the assistant manager was like, 389 00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:32,466 "Nah, B. We producing Viagra now." 390 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,734 "Can you... Can you do that?" 391 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,702 "Well, that's for the courts to decide. 392 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,071 Yeah, we making dicks hard, yo." 393 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,207 But, hey, as it stands right now in Texas, 394 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,677 you can't get mandated to have the vaccine. 395 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,647 But here in New York, it's the opposite. 396 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,182 And you know who just learned that the hard way? 397 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,550 Kyrie Irving, 398 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,351 the Brooklyn Nets star and one of the only people 399 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,853 who can wear a shirt that says "Brooklyn" 400 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,388 without looking like a tourist. 401 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,423 He's been refusing to get vaccinated 402 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,625 even though that means he wouldn't be able to play 403 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,327 in his home arena. 404 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,229 So, today, the Brooklyn Nets told him 405 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,498 that if he doesn't play home games, 406 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:07,835 they're not gonna let him play any games. 407 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,169 And just guess, 408 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,739 just guess how much that's gonna cost him. 409 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,241 NEWSMAN: And now to breaking news 410 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,577 involving Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving. 411 00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:19,580 The team has decided that their point guard will not play 412 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,116 or practice until he gets vaccinated for COVID-19. 413 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,319 Irving was last seen at an outdoor practice 414 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,654 over the weekend at Brooklyn Bridge Park. 415 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,957 He is expected to lose-- get this-- 416 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,260 about $380,000 per game 417 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,295 if he doesn't get a shot. 418 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,766 $380,000 per game?! 419 00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,235 Per game! 420 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,636 Yo, to put that in perspective, 421 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,939 it would take Elon Musk 1.3 seconds 422 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,708 to make that much money. 423 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,378 I don't think that worked, actually. 424 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,447 Yeah, I need to stop measuring things in Elon Musk. 425 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:54,781 That really doesn't help. 426 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:57,251 But I actually respect Kyrie for this, man. 427 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,253 You know? Because that's how you know he's doing it 428 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,454 on principles. 429 00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,089 He's like, "I'm willing to lose this money 430 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,290 because this is what I believe." 431 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,025 'Cause there are some anti-vaxxers out there 432 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,027 who are just doing it out of spite. 433 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,029 You know? They hate Fauci. They hate Biden. 434 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,164 But I bet if you offered them $380,000, 435 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,667 they'd be snorting that vaccine all day. Just like... 436 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,503 (sniffs) "Fauci!" 437 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,272 And it's funny how it seems like the Nets 438 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,940 were quick to suspend him, too. 439 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,275 You know? This is one of the problems 440 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,243 with being on a super team like the Nets. 441 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,312 Any other team would have begged Kyrie. 442 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,514 You know? But this, it takes away all your leverage. 443 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,117 He was like, "What are you gonna do if I don't play, huh? 444 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,286 "Rely on Kevin Durant and James Harden, 445 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,288 two of the greatest scorers of all time?" 446 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,856 "Uh, yeah." 447 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,858 "Damn. I didn't think of that." 448 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,360 Now, what's-what's really crazy about this 449 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,163 is that the vaccine hesitaters are saying 450 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,799 that there hasn't been enough time with the vaccines. 451 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,568 That's why they don't want to get them. 452 00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,103 But it's already been so long 453 00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:52,072 that people who got vaccinated early 454 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,441 are now getting booster shots. 455 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,978 Yeah. Unvaccinated people are getting lapped right now. 456 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,479 And you'd think that would motivate them 457 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,181 to try and catch up. But, apparently, 458 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,017 it is just making them even more hesitant. 459 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,452 NEWSMAN: According to a Kaiser survey, 460 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,021 the confusion over the booster just reinforces 461 00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:12,125 the unvaccinated population to stay, well, unvaccinated. 462 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:15,395 One unvaccinated man in Ohio told the Times... 463 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,543 Okay. 464 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,111 You know, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you, 465 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,348 I can see where many of these people are coming from. 466 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,582 Just think about it. 467 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,050 You told me 468 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,219 this was the greatest vaccine of all time. 469 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,589 But now, ten months later, I've got to get a new one? 470 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,459 I mean, we expect that from Apple, not medicine. 471 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,927 At the same time though, 472 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,897 there's nothing unusual about needing a vaccine booster. 473 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,099 And not just vaccines. Everything on Earth 474 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,634 needs a booster. 475 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,302 It's not always a conspiracy theory. 476 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,137 Nothing lasts forever. You know? 477 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,972 Sometimes I think these are the same people who would walk in 478 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,574 on their family eating dinner and be like, 479 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:02,809 "Hold up, hold up, hold up. 480 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,012 "Didn't y'all eat yesterday? 481 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:08,248 I'm starting to think this whole food thing is a scam!" 482 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,184 And, by the way, it's important to remember 483 00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:12,452 that vaccine hesitancy is only a problem 484 00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:15,756 in the rich countries that have the vaccine. 485 00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,224 'Cause, right now, there's countries all over the world 486 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,126 that can't afford it and they're looking through the window 487 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,594 at the buffet like, 488 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,630 "Oh, could you please bring me out a French fry and a vaccine?" 489 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,365 In fact, some people have been saying 490 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,234 that the pharmaceutical companies 491 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,270 should share the vaccine formula with developing countries 492 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,607 to allow them to produce it more cheaply. 493 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,576 And, today, one of those companies, Moderna, 494 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,111 responded to that by saying-- 495 00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:39,780 and I quote-- 496 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,715 "hell no." 497 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,517 Moderna now refusing to share the formula 498 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:44,952 for its COVID vaccines, 499 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,721 dismissing calls for the company to do so 500 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:50,524 in order to boost supply in poorer countries. 501 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,359 The chairman and cofounder of the company saying 502 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,294 that instead of sharing the formula, 503 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,463 it would be more reliable and efficient 504 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,466 for Moderna to scale production itself. 505 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,968 Okay. Look, man, I get it. 506 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,336 Moderna is a business 507 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,171 and they want to make money themselves. 508 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,173 But at least come up with a better excuse. 509 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,743 You know? Like that the vaccine formula's an old family recipe. 510 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,345 You can be like, "Oh, I would love to give it to you, 511 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:14,848 "but my grandmother brought it with her from the old country. 512 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,049 You know?" 513 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,718 Be like, "Y-- The vaccine was invented last year." 514 00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:20,320 "Yeah, my grandmother, she just got here last year. 515 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,322 But it's an old family recipe." 516 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,525 And, yeah, it is a business. 517 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,427 But their product could also save millions of lives. 518 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:28,962 And you just wish that they would want 519 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,197 to use their powers for good. 520 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,332 I mean, imagine if superheroes 521 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,136 had the same profit motives as these pharmaceutical companies. 522 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,606 I can tell you now, those movies would be hella different. 523 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,742 -♪ ♪ -(screaming) 524 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,948 Help me, Superman! 525 00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,451 -Oh! -How much money do you have? 526 00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:54,054 Uh, not much? 527 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:55,222 (screaming) 528 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,456 Bye. 529 00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:57,524 (screaming continues) 530 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,692 (chuckles) 531 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,661 Actually, I... I kind of like that movie. 532 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,329 All right, those are all the vaccine updates we have. 533 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,064 Let's take a quick break. But when we come back, 534 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,934 Michael Kosta will learn how to swear. 535 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,502 You don't want to miss it. 536 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,837 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 537 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,909 Americans love free speech, or at least they say they do. 538 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:21,080 But what happens when someone's speech goes too far? 539 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,049 Well, Michael Kosta found out. 540 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,820 Freedom of speech-- it allows us to say things like, 541 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,456 "My boss is a giant dimple on legs," 542 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,093 without having to fear any consequences, right? 543 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,295 Is that right? 544 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,663 And sometimes the fight 545 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,832 for our First Amendment freedoms is fought 546 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,301 by the unlikeliest heroes. 547 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,705 My name's Andrea Dick. 548 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,975 And back on May, the weekend 549 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,378 of Memorial Day weekend, I... On that Friday, 550 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:57,216 I put flags up, as you can see, that say, "(bleep) Biden." 551 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,219 NEWSMAN: Andrea Dick, who lives near a school, decked her home 552 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,922 in profanity-laced signs critical of President Biden. 553 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,492 KOSTA: After Mrs. Dick was fined by the Roselle Park 554 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,094 code officer, she took the town to court, 555 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,763 lost, and then appealed-- 556 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,831 a legal battle that cost both sides 557 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,701 thousands of dollars and led to a lot of mean 558 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,436 Facebook comments. 559 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,472 I see six flags, seven if you count the 560 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,308 "Yes, I'm a Trump girl, get over it." 561 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,978 Why are... why are these seven signs so important to you? 562 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:30,282 Because I feel, honestly, that Trump won this election in 2020. 563 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,718 I literally think it was totally stolen from him. 564 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,987 You know, I kind of knew you were a Trump supporter 565 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,356 because I see that, uh, you have the bust 566 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,924 of his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani 567 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,026 on your front step there. 568 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,761 What has Biden done to you? 569 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,330 Let me tell you something. 570 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,566 In the last four years-- well, now it's passed-- 571 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,502 we were making money at my job, everything was going great. 572 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,905 We had tariffs on China, Canada, all over. 573 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:56,275 So then why don't the signs say Trump won the election? 574 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,943 Because I can't find anything with the election. 575 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,244 -Unless I go and have it made. -I see. Okay. 576 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,780 -So you didn't have these printed? -No. 577 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,882 -Where were they printed? -Believe it or not, China. 578 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,051 So maybe Mrs. Dick's free speech 579 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,287 was imported from Communist China, 580 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,656 but how could the mayor of Roselle Park, 581 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,192 Joseph Signorello, an American, 582 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,028 justify trying to silence her? 583 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,864 I mean, I would say less silencing, 584 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,400 more try to make sure people are good neighbors, 585 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,302 especially around children. 586 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,371 If she had posted a sign up that said, 587 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,406 "I disagree strongly with Joe Biden," 588 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:28,507 would you have come after her? 589 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,876 She's had up, like, pro-Trump signs 590 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,312 plastered all over her house for the last three years, 591 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:37,483 which is totally allowable by our local ordinances, 592 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,718 but the code states that you can't have 593 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,788 explicit or offensive material, 594 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:46,458 a poster or any kind of signage outside of your house. 595 00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:50,429 Wait, so the issue you have isn't with the message, 596 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:53,766 (bleep) Biden, it's with the actual word (bleep). 597 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,834 Yes. It's inappropriate, you know? 598 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,071 So you got curse words in front of little kids, 599 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,641 -Mm-hmm. -and you got families that need to explain 600 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:05,411 -what the F-bomb means. -I mean, I got to be honest with you. 601 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,780 First time I heard the word (bleep) was 602 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,516 from a third grade New Jersey elementary school student. 603 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,985 Roselle Park's snowflake mayor 604 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,920 might be afraid of adult expression, 605 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,423 but Mrs. Dick was determined to keep fighting 606 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,125 for the use of her favorite four-letter word. 607 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,094 Well, the judge asked me to take down-- 608 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,397 one, two, three-- three of the signs. 609 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,966 -KOSTA: Yeah. -Anything that had (bleep) in it, 610 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,434 -he wanted me to take down. -Yeah. 611 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,235 And, of course, I didn't. 612 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,938 One of the complaints is that these kids, 613 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,674 these poor elementary school students, 614 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,943 they're seeing such profanity here. 615 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,179 Come on. They hear it at the park. 616 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,814 They got the trash music going. 617 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:45,084 Trash music like-like Stomp when they play the garbage cans? 618 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,585 No, when they start cursing. 619 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,087 -You know what I'm talking about. -Oh, okay, good. 620 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,888 -That rap shit they listen to, okay? -Okay, got it. Okay. 621 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:53,092 DJ Karen's deep knowledge of rap music was unexpected, 622 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,860 but would she be willing to do 623 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,229 what many successful rap artists do 624 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,898 and put out a clean version of her signs? 625 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,166 How would you feel, 626 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,036 in order to protect your neighbors' kids, 627 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,272 if we hung this one up instead? 628 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:07,673 No. 629 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,141 -I don't want that on my fence. -Why not? 630 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,076 'Cause I'd rather it say "(bleep) Biden" 631 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,745 'cause that's how I feel about him. 632 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,147 So, why would I lose my first amendment right 633 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,815 and give in to them? 634 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,384 That's why I fought it, 635 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,252 'cause it was my first amendment right. 636 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,554 KOSTA: After a local heavyweight lawyer 637 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,391 got behind her case, Mrs. D. won her appeal. 638 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,960 But what kind of wise guy-defending, 639 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:32,131 fast-talking Jersey law shark had she found to represent her? 640 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,668 The ACLU is the American Civil Liberties Union, 641 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,870 and we serve to defend 642 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,571 everybody's constitutional rights 643 00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,941 regardless of the views they hold 644 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,909 and regardless of who they are. 645 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:47,846 KOSTA: Oh, shit! It's the mother(bleep) ACLU? 646 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,416 But why would they take this case? 647 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,084 We're worried about the implications 648 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,686 for everybody else. Right? 649 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,120 If you can't say "(bleep) Biden," 650 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,156 then you won't be able to say "(bleep) Trump." 651 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,925 "(bleep) the future president." 652 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,795 "(bleep) Ted Cruz." "(bleep) Don Jr." 653 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,196 "(bleep) Ivanka Trump." 654 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,065 That's right. And-and, you know, 655 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,700 usually in our work, 656 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,368 the people that we're representing 657 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,404 are disfavored speakers or marginalized groups-- 658 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,306 Black Lives Matter protesters, 659 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,075 immigrants' rights protesters-- 660 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,345 and we recognize that, in order to protect that speech, 661 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,914 we also need to protect speech that we disagree with. 662 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,917 KOSTA: So the F-word plus "Biden" was protected speech 663 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,087 but the town's rules were actually equating the F-word 664 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,256 to the idea of people F-wording each other. 665 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,092 Was that also protected? 666 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,995 The ordinance that the city was trying to enforce here 667 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,263 deals with obscene content, 668 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,433 pornography, right, and-and nudity and things like that. 669 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,035 But it can't be attached to something 670 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,403 that has political value. 671 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,538 The test is about making sure 672 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:49,808 that we are protecting political speech every step of the way. 673 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:53,045 So, I can't display a video of myself 674 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,114 in Roselle Park having sex. 675 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,182 That would be a violation of obscenity. 676 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,818 But what if now I'm wearing a Joe Biden mask? 677 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,655 Is that protected now because it's the government? 678 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:05,324 You'd have to ask an expert to look at the video 679 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,493 before you put it up to determine whether or not 680 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:08,661 it would violate the law. 681 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,162 I have the video in my pocket right now. 682 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,331 Do y-- Do we want to-- Do you want to watch it? 683 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,999 And we can figure that out right now? 684 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,935 Uh, maybe off camera. 685 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,672 KOSTA: So just like my satirical and arousing video, 686 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,774 Mrs. Dick's sexually inappropriate 687 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,243 but clearly political language was protected 688 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,179 by our beloved American freedom of speech. 689 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:30,349 You know, the fact that you can even hang this up 690 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,418 and be protected legally, 691 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:35,821 I think, is a sign that this country's still kicking some... 692 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,456 (bleep) ass. 693 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,692 But I'm still not taking 'em down till Biden's out of office. 694 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,260 -2024. -Okay. 695 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,795 Then you can come back to me. 696 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:46,332 Are you being a little bit of a dick? 697 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,767 If that's what you want to call it, yeah. (laughs) 698 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,604 Thank you. Okay. 699 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:52,938 Thank you so much for that, Michael. 700 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,006 All right, when we come back, 701 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,741 the hilarious Phoebe Robinson 702 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,810 will be joining me live in the studio. 703 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:57,910 So don't go away. 704 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,713 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 705 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,314 My guest tonight is stand-up comedian, actor 706 00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:05,683 and bestselling author, Phoebe Robinson. 707 00:28:05,783 --> 00:28:08,553 She's here to talk about her new HBO comedy special, 708 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:10,421 her third book of essays 709 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:12,957 and disrupting the publishing industry. 710 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,959 Phoebe, welcome to the show. 711 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:18,630 Hi. I sound way more impressive through your accent. 712 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,665 I'm like, "Oh, my God, who's this woman?" 713 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,734 It is an impressive resume, though. I mean, even... 714 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,168 Not even... even if it's not in my accent, 715 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,470 it's really impressive. 716 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:26,938 And I'd love to know, what is the end goal? 717 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,206 Are you... are you trying to Oprah this thing? 718 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,108 Are you trying to Shonda Rhimes it? 719 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,309 Are you trying to, like...? 720 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,944 What-what is the end goal for Phoebe? 721 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,313 Because it feels like you are mogulling this thing 722 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,948 -one day at a time. -Yeah. 723 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:41,085 -I would love to be the baby of Shonda and Oprah. -Okay. Okay. 724 00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:42,887 Just like a super Black baby 725 00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:46,291 who is, like, out here dominating everything. 726 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,493 But, no, really, I just, like, have a lot of fun creating, 727 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,562 and I really think I learned so much 728 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,297 from 2 Dope Queens and just how much 729 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,465 Jessica and I were really creating a platform 730 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,634 -for other people to get their stuff out there. -Right. 731 00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,269 So I really am like, "Oh, this is so cool." 732 00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,671 So I want to do more of that. 733 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,239 I love how all of your books turn into something. 734 00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:02,574 -You know? Um... -Yeah, you, too. 735 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,942 Your books are great to read. Your-your... 736 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,677 You know what I love about reading your books is, 737 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:09,347 -they sound like you hanging out with me, but on a page. -Yes. 738 00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:10,648 That's what it always feels like when I read your books. 739 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:11,849 Oh, thank you so much. 740 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,351 You know? And this one is no different. 741 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:15,453 Please Don't Sit On My Bed in Your Outside Clothes. 742 00:29:15,486 --> 00:29:17,255 -Mm-hmm. -Sounds a little bit like something 743 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,358 my mom would say to me without the "please." 744 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,459 My mom wouldn't say "please" at all. 745 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,561 This would be an instruction. 746 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:27,332 So the book is essays from your life-- 747 00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,267 how you think, how you see the world. 748 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,203 I love that part of it is you just giving us lessons. 749 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,138 Like, one of my favorites-- I paraphrase it. 750 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,241 Basically, like, what Warren Buffett hasn't told you-- 751 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:37,809 -this could have been an email. -Yeah. 752 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:38,977 Just, like, how to be a CEO. 753 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,546 Let's talk a little bit about that. 754 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,915 You know, we live in a world, where for a long time, 755 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,850 many Black women were-were, 756 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,486 you know, in many ways, restricted to certain roles. 757 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:50,088 You know, it's like, "Oh, you can only do this, you can 758 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,323 only do that. You can't be running things." 759 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,392 Slowly, we've seen those things change. 760 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:55,627 It hasn't completely changed, 761 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,795 but we're seeing the changes that take place. 762 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,430 You're one of the success stories. 763 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,132 What have you learned in a world 764 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,034 that wasn't necessarily designed for you 765 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:06,170 but is now in some way, shape or form being shaped by you? 766 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:10,875 Oh, wow, to think that I'm, like, shaping anything feels... 767 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,111 I will happily take that compliment. Thank you so much. 768 00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,779 I think, you know, all of the industries 769 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:16,981 that were-- and you're an author, too, as well-- 770 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:18,683 they're predominantly white, 771 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,718 and so you get a lot of pushback initially, 772 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,954 and then sort of once you become a little more well known 773 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:25,757 or a little more proven, the doors open up a little bit more. 774 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,359 And so I think the biggest thing I've taken away from this 775 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:32,263 is, like, just don't let anyone's "no" stop you. 776 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:35,500 I know, like, it's hard to persevere at times 777 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,602 because you're just kind of, like, I don't know. 778 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,704 I'm, like, trying, I'm trying, I'm not getting anywhere, 779 00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,072 but I'm always, like, I feel like 780 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,707 we've always proven people wrong. 781 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,342 And so that's been the biggest thing. 782 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,977 It's, like, don't doubt yourself. 783 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:48,479 Like, don't trust the outside person tell you that you... 784 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,515 Like, I had so many people tell me, like, I'm not funny, 785 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,383 that I don't have what it takes, so all these things. 786 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:53,985 I'm like, look at where... 787 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:56,721 I'm across from you with your perfect skin, 788 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,791 your perfect Fro, and I'm talking about a book I wrote. 789 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,660 I mean, come on. That's a win! 790 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,762 I think a lot of people can write a book. 791 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:06,898 Not anyone can become a New York Times bestseller 792 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,233 as you have, 793 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,936 and even fewer people can stop their own imprint. 794 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:14,038 I've never even thought of that. 795 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:15,707 I genuinely was just like, wait, Phoebe's... 796 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:19,077 you're going to be the imprint now, Tiny Reparations? 797 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,880 -Greatest name I've ever come across, by the way. -Thank you. 798 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,449 What's the plan for that? What are you hoping to achieve? 799 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:26,184 Yeah, we're highly curated, so we're publishing 800 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,720 three to five books-- we have five books coming out next year, 801 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,722 and then five more in 2023. 802 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,458 Right? Yes. Um, and I'm really excited about it. 803 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,727 It's literary nonfict... sorry, literary fiction, 804 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,562 nonfiction, essay questions and some poetry. 805 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:38,997 Which I'm very jazzed about. 806 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:42,267 And I just wanted it to be a place that will make authors 807 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:44,602 feel welcomed, and they wouldn't have to go through 808 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,671 what I went through back in 2015. 809 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:50,208 Like, only one publisher, my publisher Plume, said yes to me. 810 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:52,210 Everyone else was like, your book won't sell, 811 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,245 it's not relatable, nobody wants to read books 812 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:55,280 written by funny black women. 813 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,682 Like, got so much negative feedback. 814 00:31:57,782 --> 00:32:00,151 -Wow. -In 2015, I was like, there's no way 815 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,220 that I'm going to, on my watch, 816 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,788 anyone's gonna say anything like that. 817 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:06,157 Before I let you go, I have to talk to you 818 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,859 about one of the most exciting moments 819 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,595 -in a comedy person's life. -Yes. 820 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,597 And that is doing their solo special. 821 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,566 -This is big. I mean, this is... -ROBINSON: Yeah. 822 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,900 -NOAH: This is Phoebe. -ROBINSON: Yeah. 823 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,436 NOAH: On HBO. Just you. 824 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,439 What is the balance of, like, nerves versus excitement? 825 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:24,709 I... That was, like, always... When I started stand-up, 826 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:27,111 it was do a late-night set on Letterman. 827 00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,213 -Uh-huh. -That didn't happen. 828 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,081 Half-hour special on Comedy Central. 829 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,449 (chuckles): That didn't happen. 830 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:33,117 One-hour special, HBO. 831 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:35,620 So, I feel like my dream has come true. 832 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,155 -I was very nervous. -Wow. 833 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,556 Because I was just like... 834 00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:40,291 You know, it was, like, Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes 835 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,027 and Margaret Cho. Like, I'm gonna be in this group? 836 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,463 And it feels like, "LOL, do I belong?" 837 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:49,300 But it also was really sort of like, "I put in the hard work." 838 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,836 And you know how it is. Like, you do your first special, 839 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:54,305 you feel like everything is riding on it 840 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,474 'cause you, like, you dreamed about this moment 841 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:57,976 -for so long. -Yeah, this is it. Yeah. 842 00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,078 So, I'm really excited. I think people are gonna love it. 843 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,680 And I really wanted it to be something light and uplifting 844 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,750 during this time because we are all so weary and tired, 845 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,052 and I want people to just laugh for an hour. 846 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,221 -That's all. -I mean... I mean, we're just gonna watch you 847 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,857 turn into, like, a super mogul, and we're just gonna enjoy it. 848 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:14,692 Yeah, and I'm not gonna talk to you in ten years. 849 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:15,860 I'll be like, "Trevor who?" 850 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,228 -I-I like that, actually. -(laughing) 851 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,464 I like it. I would like it if everyone I knew now 852 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:21,666 doesn't talk to me in ten years because they're that successful. 853 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:24,435 And I'll just wave from far, be like, "Phoebe! 854 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,771 -Remember the hair?" -"Huh? No, I don't." 855 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,907 -"Well, it was nice knowing you." -(chuckles) 856 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,441 Thanks for being here with me. I appreciate you. 857 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,143 -Thanks for having me. -Phoebe's book 858 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:34,679 Please Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes 859 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:35,780 is available right now. 860 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,515 Her HBO Max comedy special, 861 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,152 Sorry, Harriet Tubman, will be available October 14th. 862 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:42,453 We're gonna take a quick break, 863 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,455 but we'll be right back after this. 864 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,625 Well, that's our show for tonight. But, before we go, 865 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,760 please consider supporting the National Indigenous Women's 866 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,061 Resource Center. 867 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,330 It's a Native-led nonprofit organization 868 00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:56,033 dedicated to ending violence against Native women 869 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:59,503 and children by offering culturally-grounded resources, 870 00:33:59,603 --> 00:34:01,705 technical assistance and training 871 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,576 and policy development to strengthen tribal sovereignty. 872 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,211 If you want to support them in this work, 873 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,613 then please donate at the link below. 874 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:12,049 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 875 00:34:12,149 --> 00:34:14,084 get your vaccine and, remember, 876 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,220 if your partner tries to pull off his condom 877 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,022 midway during sex, 878 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,224 you staple it to his penis. 879 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,693 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 880 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:26,831 $356,000 was spent of your money 881 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,767 studying whether or not Japanese quail 882 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:32,703 are more sexually promiscuous on cocaine. 883 00:34:32,803 --> 00:34:36,107 Shouldn't someone ask whether it is wise 884 00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:40,578 to spend $300,000 studying Japanese quail 885 00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:44,648 to see if they more-- are more sexually promiscuous on cocaine? 886 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:48,486 How 'bout the $300,000 we spent on Japanese quail? 887 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,087 -Japanese quail. -To see if they're 888 00:34:50,187 --> 00:34:51,989 -more sexually promiscuous... -...on cocaine. 889 00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:54,091 The answer's yes!