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Superman in the comics--
they're, like, gonna
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change something up, and
Superman will now be bisexual.
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-MAN: Oh. -And people are
losing their minds.
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One of my favorite things
I saw online was
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someone who was like,
"This is ridiculous.
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This is unrealistic!"
And I was like,
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"I'm sorry. The guy
who comes from another planet
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"and is weak because
of green stones-- that guy...
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That's... Him being bisexual
is unrealistic?"
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Let me tell you
what's unrealistic.
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What's unrealistic
is Superman being straight.
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That's unr... Why do we assume
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that an alien person
will come in
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and have the same gender,
any things as us?
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Like, what's more realistic
is Superman coming down,
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saving people. "Thank you,
Superman! Thank you!"
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Then he's like, "Yeah. Now
I'm gonna smash that donkey."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Yeah, that's what we do
on our planet."
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"Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're not
cool with that, Superman.
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"I don't know where you're from,
and thanks for saving my life,
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but that's some bullshit."
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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from the heart of Times Square,
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the most important place
on Earth, it's
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The Daily Show.
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Tonight-- Kyrie gets ejected,
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your right to say (bleep),
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and Phoebe Robinson.
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah.
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Hey! What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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We kick things off
with some big sports news.
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And, no, I'm not talking
about Kryie Irving.
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We'll be getting to that later.
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I'm talking about how
last night the head coach
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of the Las Vegas Raiders,
Jon Gruden,
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was fired from the team.
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And now, usually,
if a coach is fired
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in the middle of the season,
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his team must have been playing,
like, really, really badly.
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You know, like,
the cheerleaders started rooting
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for the other team bad.
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But Gruden wasn't fired
over how his team was playing.
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No. He was fired
over some e-mails that he wrote
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to a colleague ten years ago.
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Now you might be wondering,
how bad could an email be
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that gets you fired
ten years later?
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Well, this bad.
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NEWSMAN:
Last week, it was learned
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Gruden used a racist trope
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to describe NFL union chief
DeMaurice Smith
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in 2011 email, writing...
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Then the floodgates
opened last night,
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with a New York Times report,
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detailing even more
troubling emails,
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showing Gruden using
offensive language
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to insult NFL commissioner
Roger Goodell,
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also calling the league's
first openly gay player,
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Michael Sam, "a queer,"
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disparaging players
who protested
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during the National Anthem,
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panning the hiring
of female referees,
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and mocking league efforts
to reduce concussions.
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Goddamn!
This dude hit everybody--
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Blacks, gays, women, protesters,
brain damage victims.
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It's almost like
he was competing
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in a cancellation decathlon.
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And I-I can't believe I have
to say this, but people,
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people, you should not
be writing racist emails.
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Just get up, walk over
to your co-worker's desk
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and say the "N" word in person.
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It's called human interaction,
people.
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Have we forgotten this? Huh?
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At the very least, though, be
more original with your hatred.
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I mean, Black people having
big lips? Seriously, dude?
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Like, if you're gonna be racist,
at least think of something new.
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I mean, y'all ever notice
how white people are obsessed
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with ceiling fans?
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I don't know if it's true,
but at least it's fresh.
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Here's what I don't understand,
okay?
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Why is it that
it's always the worst people
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who are super motivated?
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Like, most of us, most of us--
we would struggle
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to even write this many emails,
much less racist ones,
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but then Gruden was pumping out
racist emails nonstop.
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This guy was getting spam
emails from Crate & Barrel,
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and he would write back,
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"You know what bothers me
about Nelson Mandela?
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-I'll tell you what bothers me
about..." -(buzzer sounds)
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Um, Dulcé?
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Hmm?
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Sorry. Are we...
are we still rolling?
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What's hap... what's happening
here? Did you...?
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Yeah. Um, I'm practicing
for a game show,
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and I was like, "Ooh,
a great way for me to be able
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"to practice when I should be
on a game show is
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to be on a show and then hit
a buzzer, and be like, 'Bam!'"
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-(buzzer sounds) -You know, in
front of the cameras and stuff
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-so I don't get nervous.
-Okay, I'm-I'm sorry.
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-You're practicing
for a game show... -Mm-hmm.
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-...during this show?
-"A" show, yes.
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Yeah, but this is my show.
You don't need to do...
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-What are you doing?
-Wow. Wow.
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Our... our show.
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There's a lot
of people that work here.
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-No, you are right.
You are right. -I...
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-I work here, too. Yeah.
-It is our show, but I'm saying,
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I'm trying to do the thing now,
and then, like...
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Oh, we talk about
another white man being racist?
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-Surprise. Surprise.
-(laughing)
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It was, like,
"Oh, no, I can't believe
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that this white man did the
thing that they always do!"
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-Yeah, but it's... He's the
coach of a thing. It's... -So?
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Listen, all he did was
take notes in a locker room.
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White people ain't that original
when it comes to racism.
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Yeah, but it's still newsworthy
because, like, he-he did...
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he said the wrong thing.
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Ten years ago.
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So you think he changed?
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-No, I think he got worse.
-(laughs)
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My question is, why are we only
finding out now?
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Why are we only mad at him?
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What about the person
who sat on these emails
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for ten years and waited?
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So my question is...
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Who was he sending
these emails to?
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Who was he sending
the emails to,
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and why was they sitting
on them?
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You need to ask
the assistant coach.
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You need to ask somebody
who would benefit from his job.
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I'm not saying
he wasn't dead-ass wrong.
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I'm just saying
the racism he said...
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Michelin... Lips like Michelin
tires was racist ten years ago.
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In 2011, when he typed it
to his friend,
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-(deep voice) his confidant...
-(laughing)
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it was racist. Why you wait?
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Oh, man.
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I feel like you've just gotten
some more people fired.
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-Um...
-I'm just saying facts is facts.
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No, I appreciate it,
I appreciate it.
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But thank you for that.
I mean, the...
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Don't do this thing,
but that was great.
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-So I can't hit this again?
-No, no, no, just... Yeah.
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Just don't, and, you know?
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You can practice
when we're done.
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Let me just do this thing,
and then we'll be done.
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Um, anyway,
let's move on to our next story.
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Which is about sex.
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You know, the thing you do
when Netflix is down.
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Now, not to brag,
but, uh, I've had sex before.
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-(Sloan laughs loudly)
-At least seven times,
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I mean, eight if you count
that, uh, that dream.
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But one sex term
I've never heard about before,
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this story,
is called stealthing.
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I don't know if you've
ever heard of this term.
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Apparently, it's when a guy
secretly takes off his condom
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during sex
without telling his partner.
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And not only is this a thing,
it happens so often
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that they had to pass a law
against it.
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California just became the
first state to outlaw stealthing
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or the removal of a condom
without consent during sex.
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Lawmakers say women and gay men
are increasingly victims
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of stealthing.
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NEWSMAN:
In a study two years ago,
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12% of women said they
had been a victim of stealthing.
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And another study found
that ten percent of men
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admit they've done it.
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Okay, people, what the hell
is wrong with guys?
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Like, a condom is,
like, a safety harness
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on a rollercoaster-- you need
to wear it the whole time,
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especially when things get crazy
at the end.
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Like, some men are so greedy.
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You already got her to have
consensual sex with you--
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why have you got to sprinkle in
the crime?
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And the fact that ten percent
of men admit to doing this
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means the real number's
way higher.
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Like, that's the truth.
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It's like when 50 Shades of Grey
came out
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and no one admitted
to reading it.
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It made half a billion dollars,
so someone here is lying,
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or one person
is reading it a lot.
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And look, man,
this should be a crime,
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because sex is
all about consent.
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If you're doing anything
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that your partner
doesn't want you to do,
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that's a violation.
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I mean,
that's why before I have sex,
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I always ask my partner,
is it okay if I picture
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the green M&M?
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-They have to know that...
-(buzzer sounds)
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-Dulcé.
-Hello!
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I thought it would be fun
to have a woman's perspective
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on the stealthing thing
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considering that I will
probably have to deal with it.
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Well, yes, definitely.
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Again,
the buzzer wasn't necessary.
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You could just, like, I mean,
I'm just saying...
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-But no, please go ahead.
-I am concerned about this
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mainly because I have a tendency
to sleep with undesirables,
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You know, the broke, um...
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Mainly the broke.
And so I make a...
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I make a conscious choice
to not make people with them,
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because, you know,
you can't have the broke
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shooting the club up
because their aim is very good.
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Well, that's what a lot
of people are complaining...
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I've never heard it phrased
that way.
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-I'm a Christian.
-Yeah.
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A lot of women have said:
Listen, yes, I liked you,
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yes, I liked you enough
to have sex with you,
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but what you've done now
is you've taken away my choice
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in this matter, because
I did not consent to you,
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A) I mean, just for, like,
STDs and everything,
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-but then also B) because,
like you're saying, -Right.
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now I might have baby issues.
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What if we're in Texas?
Now I just have to have a baby
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because you, like,
took off a condom?
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Look, you tried to take
a condom off your ashy dick
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and didn't ask me.
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So this is something you always
have to worry about, Trevor,
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'cause it's, like,
'cause if you really want a man
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to sleep with you, like,
if you're really trying
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to make people with this man,
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you're not gonna tell him
to put one on anyway.
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I'm learning
so many things right now.
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I mean, I live a wild life.
I'm a nice lady.
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All right, well, finally,
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let's do what you
probably have been doing
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with everyone you know
for the past two weeks
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and talk about Squid Game.
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And in case you're the one
person who hasn't seen it,
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Squid Game is like
The Hunger Games
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if everyone was sadder
and older and, like,
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a thousand percent more Korean.
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In fact, Squid Game
is now on track to become
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the most watched Netflix show
of all time.
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Which is pretty wild
when you think about it,
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because unless you're Korean.
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you have to watch it
with subtitles.
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I mean, I never thought
the most popular TV show ever
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would be a book.
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And honestly,
the popularity of the show
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isn't just measured in ratings.
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You can also see it
in everyday stuff like this.
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The popularity of the new
Netflix show Squid Game
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is giving a big time-boost
to... shoes?
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There's been nearly
a 10,000% spike in demand
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for white shoes
according to new data,
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more specifically Vans slip-ons.
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It's believed that people
are buying these up
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to craft
their Halloween costumes.
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Like, like, who is looking
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at all the costumes
in Squid Game
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and saying, "You know what
I really need for Halloween?
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"Those crazy shoes!
See how crazy those shoes are?
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That's what I need."
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That's a very practical-minded
trick or treat, it feels like.
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You know, like,
some people will look cool
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in their slutty ghost
Halloween outfits,
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but when are you ever
gonna wear it again? You know?
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You can wear those shoes
all the time.
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All the time.
But I'm not surprised.
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I'm not surprised
that Squid Game has become
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such a popular
Halloween costume.
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I mean, everyone wants
to pretend just for one night
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that we're living in, like,
a dystopian world where people
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make life-or-death choices
because they're trapped in debt.
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That's, like,
a cool, crazy idea.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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We are living
in that world right now?
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Oh. Oh, that's the whole point
of the show?
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Oh! Oh, now I...
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(chuckles): Oh, man. Yeah,
that-that makes so much sense.
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Yeah. No, totally get it now.
Totally get it.
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All right. I love you, too. Bye.
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-Sorry.
-(buzzer buzzes)
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(speaks Korean)
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Yeah, listen.
See, what I just said
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was "hello" in Korean
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because everybody
getting all excited
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about these Korean shows:
you're late!
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You're late. I've been watching
Korean TV shows
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since I was in high school,
baby.
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Atlanta. KTN.
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Giving me Korean drama
since 1997?
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Have you see Mr. Queen? No.
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Have you seen Rookie Historian?
No.
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You want to wear a real outfit?
Watch a historical drama,
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buy some hanbok
and get your life together.
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Out here
wearing raggedy-ass shoes,
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looking like a broke mobster.
Stupid.
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'Cause you in debt?
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-Come on, son.
-I-I wasn't...
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Get a PPP loan
like everybody else
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and fix your shit.
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(laughing)
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I don't think
that's how PPP loans work.
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-No?
-(laughs)
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But I don't think anybody's...
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I've never heard anyone
being told to get one.
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Everybody got it before.
Why not?
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They... It looks like they were
doing absolutely no research
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as to if people had businesses
or not.
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-I mean, anyone could just claim
to have a business. -Yeah.
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Yeah. People were just like,
"I've got a business."
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Right. And then
they didn't have to submit
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-any type of paperwork.
-No.
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-I wish you the...
-(buzzer buzzes)
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I wish you the best of luck
on your game show, Dulcé.
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Yeah. Uh, come to find out
I'm doing The Price is Right,
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so I didn't even need...
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All I really had to practice
today was "One dollar!"
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Well, you know what?
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I think we both
still got something from this.
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-Truly.
-I-I enjoyed the surprise.
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-Gracias.
-And, uh, thank you
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for putting me
on more Korean shit.
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(speaks Korean)
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All right, that's all the time
we got for headlines.
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Let's jump straight
into our main story
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about the COVID vaccine.
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You know, the miracle drug
that almost eliminates
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your risk of death from COVID
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and lets Dr. Fauci
record your dreams.
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So, let's catch up
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on the latest news
on the vaccine
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in our ongoing segment
Vaccination Nation.
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♪ ♪
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Back when the vaccines
first came out,
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demand for them was huge.
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They were basically
harder to find
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than a Republican congressman
who admits Joe Biden won.
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But not enough people wanted
to voluntarily save their lives.
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So then the problem became
how to convince the holdouts
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to get vaccinated,
which is why recently,
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everyone
from the federal government
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to airlines and hospitals
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have been introducing
vaccine mandates.
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You want to work here?
You got to get the shot.
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But it turns out
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people don't like
being told what to do.
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It's the same reason
that when Moses
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first brought down
the Ten Commandments,
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everyone immediately started
coveting each other's wives.
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"Well, I wasn't gonna covet
Terry's wife,
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but now that you mentioned her,
damn!"
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And for everyone
who doesn't want
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to be forced
to take the vaccine,
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the governor of Texas
is definitely on their side.
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Governor Abbott is going up
against President Biden,
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issuing an executive order
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banning
COVID-19 vaccine mandates.
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The governor says no entity,
including private businesses,
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can require the vaccine
for employees or customers.
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In a statement,
the governor said
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the vaccine is safe, effective
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and our best defense
against the virus
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but should remain voluntary
and never forced.
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Okay. Okay.
That's an interesting tactic.
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I mean, it's a little weird
that he knows
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the vaccine is our best defense,
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but he still wants
to let people opt out.
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"We want to give COVID
a fighting chance.
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Wouldn't be sporting otherwise."
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And, you know, i-it-it's funny
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how Republican governors
like Abbott
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always say the government
should never tell
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private businesses
how to do things,
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and then they do just that
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when it's
in their political interest.
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You know, it's like that
one friend we have who's like,
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"I think we should try
and be vegetarian.
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"Unless
it's the popcorn chicken.
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"Yeah, I mean, meat is murder,
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but in this case,
pass the hot sauce."
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And I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
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I've always found it weird
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that governors in America
are like mini presidents.
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This is
a very strange thing to me
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coming from another country.
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Because the president
of America,
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the president of America
issues a mandate,
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and now this guy who's in charge
of a piece of America
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gets to undo
what the president said?
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Like, can you imagine
if a manager at Kinko's said,
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"All right, everybody,
let's, uh, make these copies."
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And then the assistant manager
was like,
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"Nah, B.
We producing Viagra now."
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"Can you... Can you do that?"
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"Well, that's for the courts
to decide.
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Yeah, we making dicks hard, yo."
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But, hey,
as it stands right now in Texas,
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you can't get mandated
to have the vaccine.
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But here in New York,
it's the opposite.
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And you know who
just learned that the hard way?
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Kyrie Irving,
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the Brooklyn Nets star
and one of the only people
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who can wear a shirt
that says "Brooklyn"
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without looking like a tourist.
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He's been refusing
to get vaccinated
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even though that means
he wouldn't be able to play
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in his home arena.
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00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,229
So, today,
the Brooklyn Nets told him
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that if he doesn't play
home games,
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they're not gonna
let him play any games.
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And just guess,
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just guess how much
that's gonna cost him.
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NEWSMAN:
And now to breaking news
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involving Brooklyn Nets star
Kyrie Irving.
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The team has decided that
their point guard will not play
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or practice until he gets
vaccinated for COVID-19.
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Irving was last seen
at an outdoor practice
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over the weekend
at Brooklyn Bridge Park.
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He is expected to lose--
get this--
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about $380,000 per game
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if he doesn't get a shot.
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$380,000 per game?!
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Per game!
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Yo, to put that in perspective,
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it would take Elon Musk
1.3 seconds
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to make that much money.
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00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,378
I don't think that worked,
actually.
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00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,447
Yeah, I need to stop measuring
things in Elon Musk.
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That really doesn't help.
426
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:57,251
But I actually respect Kyrie
for this, man.
427
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,253
You know? Because that's
how you know he's doing it
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on principles.
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He's like,
"I'm willing to lose this money
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because this is what I believe."
431
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,025
'Cause there are
some anti-vaxxers out there
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who are just doing it out
of spite.
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00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,029
You know? They hate Fauci.
They hate Biden.
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00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,164
But I bet
if you offered them $380,000,
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they'd be snorting that vaccine
all day. Just like...
436
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,503
(sniffs)
"Fauci!"
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00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,272
And it's funny
how it seems like the Nets
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were quick to suspend him, too.
439
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,275
You know?
This is one of the problems
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with being on a super team
like the Nets.
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00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,312
Any other team
would have begged Kyrie.
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00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,514
You know? But this,
it takes away all your leverage.
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He was like, "What are you gonna
do if I don't play, huh?
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00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,286
"Rely on Kevin Durant
and James Harden,
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two of the greatest scorers
of all time?"
446
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,856
"Uh, yeah."
447
00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,858
"Damn. I didn't think of that."
448
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,360
Now, what's-what's really crazy
about this
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00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,163
is that the vaccine hesitaters
are saying
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that there hasn't been
enough time with the vaccines.
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That's why they don't want
to get them.
452
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,103
But it's already been so long
453
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:52,072
that people
who got vaccinated early
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are now getting booster shots.
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00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,978
Yeah. Unvaccinated people
are getting lapped right now.
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00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,479
And you'd think
that would motivate them
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to try and catch up.
But, apparently,
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it is just making them
even more hesitant.
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NEWSMAN:
According to a Kaiser survey,
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the confusion over the booster
just reinforces
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the unvaccinated population
to stay, well, unvaccinated.
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One unvaccinated man in Ohio
told the Times...
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Okay.
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00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,111
You know, if I'm gonna be
completely honest with you,
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I can see where many
of these people are coming from.
466
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,582
Just think about it.
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00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,050
You told me
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this was the greatest vaccine
of all time.
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00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,589
But now, ten months later,
I've got to get a new one?
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I mean, we expect that
from Apple, not medicine.
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At the same time though,
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there's nothing unusual
about needing a vaccine booster.
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And not just vaccines.
Everything on Earth
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needs a booster.
475
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,302
It's not always
a conspiracy theory.
476
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,137
Nothing lasts forever. You know?
477
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Sometimes I think these are the
same people who would walk in
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on their family eating dinner
and be like,
479
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:02,809
"Hold up, hold up, hold up.
480
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,012
"Didn't y'all eat yesterday?
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I'm starting to think this whole
food thing is a scam!"
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00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,184
And, by the way,
it's important to remember
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00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:12,452
that vaccine hesitancy
is only a problem
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in the rich countries
that have the vaccine.
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'Cause, right now, there's
countries all over the world
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that can't afford it and they're
looking through the window
487
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,594
at the buffet like,
488
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,630
"Oh, could you please bring me
out a French fry and a vaccine?"
489
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,365
In fact, some people
have been saying
490
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,234
that the pharmaceutical
companies
491
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,270
should share the vaccine formula
with developing countries
492
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,607
to allow them
to produce it more cheaply.
493
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,576
And, today,
one of those companies, Moderna,
494
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,111
responded to that by saying--
495
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:39,780
and I quote--
496
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,715
"hell no."
497
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,517
Moderna now refusing
to share the formula
498
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:44,952
for its COVID vaccines,
499
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,721
dismissing calls
for the company to do so
500
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:50,524
in order to boost supply
in poorer countries.
501
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,359
The chairman and cofounder
of the company saying
502
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,294
that instead of sharing
the formula,
503
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,463
it would be more reliable
and efficient
504
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,466
for Moderna
to scale production itself.
505
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,968
Okay. Look, man, I get it.
506
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,336
Moderna is a business
507
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,171
and they want to make money
themselves.
508
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,173
But at least come up
with a better excuse.
509
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,743
You know? Like that the vaccine
formula's an old family recipe.
510
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,345
You can be like, "Oh,
I would love to give it to you,
511
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:14,848
"but my grandmother brought it
with her from the old country.
512
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,049
You know?"
513
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,718
Be like, "Y-- The vaccine
was invented last year."
514
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:20,320
"Yeah, my grandmother,
she just got here last year.
515
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,322
But it's an old family recipe."
516
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,525
And, yeah, it is a business.
517
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,427
But their product could
also save millions of lives.
518
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:28,962
And you just wish
that they would want
519
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,197
to use their powers for good.
520
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,332
I mean, imagine if superheroes
521
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,136
had the same profit motives as
these pharmaceutical companies.
522
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,606
I can tell you now, those movies
would be hella different.
523
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,742
-♪ ♪
-(screaming)
524
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,948
Help me, Superman!
525
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,451
-Oh!
-How much money do you have?
526
00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:54,054
Uh, not much?
527
00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:55,222
(screaming)
528
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,456
Bye.
529
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:57,524
(screaming continues)
530
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,692
(chuckles)
531
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,661
Actually, I...
I kind of like that movie.
532
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,329
All right, those are
all the vaccine updates we have.
533
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,064
Let's take a quick break.
But when we come back,
534
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,934
Michael Kosta
will learn how to swear.
535
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,502
You don't want to miss it.
536
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,837
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
537
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,909
Americans love free speech,
or at least they say they do.
538
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:21,080
But what happens when someone's
speech goes too far?
539
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,049
Well, Michael Kosta found out.
540
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,820
Freedom of speech--
it allows us to say things like,
541
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,456
"My boss is a giant dimple
on legs,"
542
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,093
without having to fear
any consequences, right?
543
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,295
Is that right?
544
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,663
And sometimes the fight
545
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,832
for our First Amendment freedoms
is fought
546
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,301
by the unlikeliest heroes.
547
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,705
My name's Andrea Dick.
548
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,975
And back on May, the weekend
549
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,378
of Memorial Day weekend, I...
On that Friday,
550
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:57,216
I put flags up, as you can see,
that say, "(bleep) Biden."
551
00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,219
NEWSMAN: Andrea Dick, who lives
near a school, decked her home
552
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,922
in profanity-laced signs
critical of President Biden.
553
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,492
KOSTA: After Mrs. Dick was fined
by the Roselle Park
554
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,094
code officer,
she took the town to court,
555
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,763
lost, and then appealed--
556
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,831
a legal battle
that cost both sides
557
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,701
thousands of dollars
and led to a lot of mean
558
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,436
Facebook comments.
559
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,472
I see six flags,
seven if you count the
560
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,308
"Yes, I'm a Trump girl,
get over it."
561
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,978
Why are... why are these seven
signs so important to you?
562
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:30,282
Because I feel, honestly, that
Trump won this election in 2020.
563
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,718
I literally think
it was totally stolen from him.
564
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,987
You know, I kind of knew
you were a Trump supporter
565
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,356
because I see that, uh,
you have the bust
566
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,924
of his personal lawyer
Rudy Giuliani
567
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,026
on your front step there.
568
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,761
What has Biden done to you?
569
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,330
Let me tell you something.
570
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,566
In the last four years--
well, now it's passed--
571
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,502
we were making money at my job,
everything was going great.
572
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,905
We had tariffs on China, Canada,
all over.
573
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:56,275
So then why don't the signs say
Trump won the election?
574
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,943
Because I can't find anything
with the election.
575
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,244
-Unless I go and have it made.
-I see. Okay.
576
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,780
-So you didn't have these
printed? -No.
577
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,882
-Where were they printed?
-Believe it or not, China.
578
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,051
So maybe
Mrs. Dick's free speech
579
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,287
was imported
from Communist China,
580
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,656
but how could the mayor
of Roselle Park,
581
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,192
Joseph Signorello, an American,
582
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,028
justify trying to silence her?
583
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,864
I mean,
I would say less silencing,
584
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,400
more try to make sure
people are good neighbors,
585
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,302
especially around children.
586
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,371
If she had posted a sign up
that said,
587
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,406
"I disagree strongly
with Joe Biden,"
588
00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:28,507
would you have come after her?
589
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,876
She's had up,
like, pro-Trump signs
590
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,312
plastered all over her house
for the last three years,
591
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:37,483
which is totally allowable
by our local ordinances,
592
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,718
but the code states
that you can't have
593
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,788
explicit or offensive material,
594
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:46,458
a poster or any kind of signage
outside of your house.
595
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:50,429
Wait, so the issue you have
isn't with the message,
596
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:53,766
(bleep) Biden, it's
with the actual word (bleep).
597
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,834
Yes. It's inappropriate,
you know?
598
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,071
So you got curse words
in front of little kids,
599
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,641
-Mm-hmm. -and you got families
that need to explain
600
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:05,411
-what the F-bomb means. -I mean,
I got to be honest with you.
601
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,780
First time I heard
the word (bleep) was
602
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,516
from a third grade New Jersey
elementary school student.
603
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,985
Roselle Park's snowflake mayor
604
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,920
might be afraid
of adult expression,
605
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,423
but Mrs. Dick was determined
to keep fighting
606
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,125
for the use of her favorite
four-letter word.
607
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,094
Well, the judge asked me
to take down--
608
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,397
one, two, three--
three of the signs.
609
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,966
-KOSTA: Yeah. -Anything
that had (bleep) in it,
610
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,434
-he wanted me to take down.
-Yeah.
611
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,235
And, of course, I didn't.
612
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,938
One of the complaints
is that these kids,
613
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,674
these poor
elementary school students,
614
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,943
they're seeing
such profanity here.
615
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,179
Come on.
They hear it at the park.
616
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,814
They got the trash music going.
617
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:45,084
Trash music like-like Stomp
when they play the garbage cans?
618
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,585
No, when they start cursing.
619
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,087
-You know what I'm talking
about. -Oh, okay, good.
620
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,888
-That rap shit they listen to,
okay? -Okay, got it. Okay.
621
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:53,092
DJ Karen's deep knowledge
of rap music was unexpected,
622
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,860
but would she be willing to do
623
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,229
what
many successful rap artists do
624
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,898
and put out a clean version
of her signs?
625
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,166
How would you feel,
626
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,036
in order to protect
your neighbors' kids,
627
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,272
if we hung this one up instead?
628
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:07,673
No.
629
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,141
-I don't want that on my fence.
-Why not?
630
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,076
'Cause I'd rather it say
"(bleep) Biden"
631
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,745
'cause that's how I feel
about him.
632
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,147
So, why would I lose
my first amendment right
633
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,815
and give in to them?
634
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,384
That's why I fought it,
635
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,252
'cause it was
my first amendment right.
636
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,554
KOSTA:
After a local heavyweight lawyer
637
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,391
got behind her case,
Mrs. D. won her appeal.
638
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,960
But what kind
of wise guy-defending,
639
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:32,131
fast-talking Jersey law shark
had she found to represent her?
640
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,668
The ACLU is the
American Civil Liberties Union,
641
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,870
and we serve to defend
642
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,571
everybody's
constitutional rights
643
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,941
regardless
of the views they hold
644
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,909
and regardless of who they are.
645
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:47,846
KOSTA: Oh, shit!
It's the mother(bleep) ACLU?
646
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,416
But why would they take
this case?
647
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,084
We're worried
about the implications
648
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,686
for everybody else. Right?
649
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,120
If you can't say
"(bleep) Biden,"
650
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,156
then you won't be able to say
"(bleep) Trump."
651
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,925
"(bleep) the future president."
652
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,795
"(bleep) Ted Cruz."
"(bleep) Don Jr."
653
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,196
"(bleep) Ivanka Trump."
654
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,065
That's right. And-and, you know,
655
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,700
usually in our work,
656
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,368
the people
that we're representing
657
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,404
are disfavored speakers
or marginalized groups--
658
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,306
Black Lives Matter protesters,
659
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,075
immigrants' rights protesters--
660
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,345
and we recognize that,
in order to protect that speech,
661
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,914
we also need to protect speech
that we disagree with.
662
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,917
KOSTA: So the F-word plus
"Biden" was protected speech
663
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,087
but the town's rules were
actually equating the F-word
664
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,256
to the idea of people
F-wording each other.
665
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,092
Was that also protected?
666
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,995
The ordinance that the city
was trying to enforce here
667
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,263
deals with obscene content,
668
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,433
pornography, right, and-and
nudity and things like that.
669
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,035
But it can't be attached
to something
670
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,403
that has political value.
671
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,538
The test is about making sure
672
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:49,808
that we are protecting political
speech every step of the way.
673
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:53,045
So, I can't display a video
of myself
674
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,114
in Roselle Park having sex.
675
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,182
That would be
a violation of obscenity.
676
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,818
But what if now I'm wearing
a Joe Biden mask?
677
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,655
Is that protected now
because it's the government?
678
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:05,324
You'd have to ask an expert
to look at the video
679
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,493
before you put it up
to determine whether or not
680
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:08,661
it would violate the law.
681
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,162
I have the video in my pocket
right now.
682
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,331
Do y-- Do we want to--
Do you want to watch it?
683
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,999
And we can figure that out
right now?
684
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,935
Uh, maybe off camera.
685
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,672
KOSTA: So just like my satirical
and arousing video,
686
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,774
Mrs. Dick's
sexually inappropriate
687
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,243
but clearly political language
was protected
688
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,179
by our beloved
American freedom of speech.
689
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:30,349
You know, the fact
that you can even hang this up
690
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,418
and be protected legally,
691
00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:35,821
I think, is a sign that this
country's still kicking some...
692
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,456
(bleep) ass.
693
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,692
But I'm still not taking 'em
down till Biden's out of office.
694
00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,260
-2024.
-Okay.
695
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,795
Then you can come back to me.
696
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:46,332
Are you being
a little bit of a dick?
697
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,767
If that's what you want
to call it, yeah. (laughs)
698
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,604
Thank you. Okay.
699
00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:52,938
Thank you so much for that,
Michael.
700
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,006
All right, when we come back,
701
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,741
the hilarious Phoebe Robinson
702
00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,810
will be joining me live
in the studio.
703
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:57,910
So don't go away.
704
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,713
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
705
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,314
My guest tonight is
stand-up comedian, actor
706
00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:05,683
and bestselling author,
Phoebe Robinson.
707
00:28:05,783 --> 00:28:08,553
She's here to talk about
her new HBO comedy special,
708
00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:10,421
her third book of essays
709
00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:12,957
and disrupting
the publishing industry.
710
00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,959
Phoebe, welcome to the show.
711
00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:18,630
Hi. I sound way more impressive
through your accent.
712
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,665
I'm like, "Oh, my God,
who's this woman?"
713
00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,734
It is an impressive resume,
though. I mean, even...
714
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,168
Not even...
even if it's not in my accent,
715
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,470
it's really impressive.
716
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:26,938
And I'd love to know,
what is the end goal?
717
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,206
Are you... are you trying
to Oprah this thing?
718
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,108
Are you trying
to Shonda Rhimes it?
719
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,309
Are you trying to, like...?
720
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,944
What-what is the end goal
for Phoebe?
721
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,313
Because it feels like
you are mogulling this thing
722
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,948
-one day at a time.
-Yeah.
723
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:41,085
-I would love to be the baby of
Shonda and Oprah. -Okay. Okay.
724
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:42,887
Just like a super Black baby
725
00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:46,291
who is, like, out here
dominating everything.
726
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,493
But, no, really, I just, like,
have a lot of fun creating,
727
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,562
and I really think
I learned so much
728
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,297
from 2 Dope Queens
and just how much
729
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,465
Jessica and I were really
creating a platform
730
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,634
-for other people to get
their stuff out there. -Right.
731
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,269
So I really am like,
"Oh, this is so cool."
732
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,671
So I want to do more of that.
733
00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,239
I love how all of your books
turn into something.
734
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:02,574
-You know? Um...
-Yeah, you, too.
735
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,942
Your books are great to read.
Your-your...
736
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,677
You know what I love
about reading your books is,
737
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:09,347
-they sound like you hanging out
with me, but on a page. -Yes.
738
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:10,648
That's what it always feels like
when I read your books.
739
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:11,849
Oh, thank you so much.
740
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,351
You know?
And this one is no different.
741
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:15,453
Please Don't Sit On My Bed
in Your Outside Clothes.
742
00:29:15,486 --> 00:29:17,255
-Mm-hmm. -Sounds a little bit
like something
743
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,358
my mom would say to me
without the "please."
744
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,459
My mom wouldn't say "please"
at all.
745
00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,561
This would be an instruction.
746
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:27,332
So the book is essays
from your life--
747
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,267
how you think,
how you see the world.
748
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,203
I love that part of it is
you just giving us lessons.
749
00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,138
Like, one of my favorites--
I paraphrase it.
750
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,241
Basically, like, what
Warren Buffett hasn't told you--
751
00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:37,809
-this could have been an email.
-Yeah.
752
00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:38,977
Just, like, how to be a CEO.
753
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,546
Let's talk a little bit
about that.
754
00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,915
You know, we live in a world,
where for a long time,
755
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,850
many Black women were-were,
756
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,486
you know, in many ways,
restricted to certain roles.
757
00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:50,088
You know, it's like, "Oh,
you can only do this, you can
758
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,323
only do that.
You can't be running things."
759
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,392
Slowly, we've seen
those things change.
760
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:55,627
It hasn't completely changed,
761
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,795
but we're seeing the changes
that take place.
762
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,430
You're one
of the success stories.
763
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,132
What have you learned in a world
764
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,034
that wasn't necessarily
designed for you
765
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:06,170
but is now in some way, shape
or form being shaped by you?
766
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:10,875
Oh, wow, to think that I'm,
like, shaping anything feels...
767
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,111
I will happily take that
compliment. Thank you so much.
768
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,779
I think, you know,
all of the industries
769
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:16,981
that were-- and you're
an author, too, as well--
770
00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:18,683
they're predominantly white,
771
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,718
and so you get a lot
of pushback initially,
772
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,954
and then sort of once you become
a little more well known
773
00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:25,757
or a little more proven, the
doors open up a little bit more.
774
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,359
And so I think the biggest
thing I've taken away from this
775
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:32,263
is, like, just don't let
anyone's "no" stop you.
776
00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:35,500
I know, like, it's hard
to persevere at times
777
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,602
because you're just kind of,
like, I don't know.
778
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,704
I'm, like, trying, I'm trying,
I'm not getting anywhere,
779
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,072
but I'm always,
like, I feel like
780
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,707
we've always
proven people wrong.
781
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,342
And so that's been
the biggest thing.
782
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,977
It's, like,
don't doubt yourself.
783
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:48,479
Like, don't trust the outside
person tell you that you...
784
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,515
Like, I had so many people
tell me, like, I'm not funny,
785
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,383
that I don't have what
it takes, so all these things.
786
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:53,985
I'm like, look at where...
787
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:56,721
I'm across from you
with your perfect skin,
788
00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,791
your perfect Fro, and I'm
talking about a book I wrote.
789
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,660
I mean, come on. That's a win!
790
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,762
I think a lot of people
can write a book.
791
00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:06,898
Not anyone can become
a New York Times bestseller
792
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,233
as you have,
793
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,936
and even fewer people
can stop their own imprint.
794
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:14,038
I've never even thought of that.
795
00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:15,707
I genuinely was just like,
wait, Phoebe's...
796
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:19,077
you're going to be the
imprint now, Tiny Reparations?
797
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,880
-Greatest name I've ever come
across, by the way. -Thank you.
798
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,449
What's the plan for that?
What are you hoping to achieve?
799
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:26,184
Yeah, we're highly curated,
so we're publishing
800
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,720
three to five books-- we have
five books coming out next year,
801
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,722
and then five more in 2023.
802
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,458
Right? Yes. Um,
and I'm really excited about it.
803
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,727
It's literary nonfict...
sorry, literary fiction,
804
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,562
nonfiction, essay questions
and some poetry.
805
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:38,997
Which I'm very jazzed about.
806
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:42,267
And I just wanted it to be
a place that will make authors
807
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:44,602
feel welcomed, and they
wouldn't have to go through
808
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,671
what I went through
back in 2015.
809
00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:50,208
Like, only one publisher, my
publisher Plume, said yes to me.
810
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:52,210
Everyone else was like,
your book won't sell,
811
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,245
it's not relatable,
nobody wants to read books
812
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:55,280
written by funny black women.
813
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,682
Like, got so much
negative feedback.
814
00:31:57,782 --> 00:32:00,151
-Wow. -In 2015,
I was like, there's no way
815
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,220
that I'm going to, on my watch,
816
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,788
anyone's gonna say
anything like that.
817
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:06,157
Before I let you go,
I have to talk to you
818
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,859
about one
of the most exciting moments
819
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,595
-in a comedy person's life.
-Yes.
820
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,597
And that is
doing their solo special.
821
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,566
-This is big. I mean, this is...
-ROBINSON: Yeah.
822
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,900
-NOAH: This is Phoebe.
-ROBINSON: Yeah.
823
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,436
NOAH:
On HBO. Just you.
824
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,439
What is the balance of, like,
nerves versus excitement?
825
00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:24,709
I... That was, like, always...
When I started stand-up,
826
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:27,111
it was do a late-night set
on Letterman.
827
00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,213
-Uh-huh.
-That didn't happen.
828
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,081
Half-hour special
on Comedy Central.
829
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,449
(chuckles):
That didn't happen.
830
00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:33,117
One-hour special, HBO.
831
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:35,620
So, I feel
like my dream has come true.
832
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,155
-I was very nervous.
-Wow.
833
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,556
Because I was just like...
834
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:40,291
You know, it was, like,
Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes
835
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,027
and Margaret Cho. Like,
I'm gonna be in this group?
836
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,463
And it feels like,
"LOL, do I belong?"
837
00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:49,300
But it also was really sort of
like, "I put in the hard work."
838
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,836
And you know how it is.
Like, you do your first special,
839
00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:54,305
you feel
like everything is riding on it
840
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,474
'cause you, like,
you dreamed about this moment
841
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:57,976
-for so long.
-Yeah, this is it. Yeah.
842
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,078
So, I'm really excited. I think
people are gonna love it.
843
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,680
And I really wanted it to be
something light and uplifting
844
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,750
during this time because
we are all so weary and tired,
845
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,052
and I want people
to just laugh for an hour.
846
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,221
-That's all. -I mean... I mean,
we're just gonna watch you
847
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,857
turn into, like, a super mogul,
and we're just gonna enjoy it.
848
00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:14,692
Yeah, and I'm not gonna talk
to you in ten years.
849
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:15,860
I'll be like, "Trevor who?"
850
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,228
-I-I like that, actually.
-(laughing)
851
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,464
I like it. I would like it
if everyone I knew now
852
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:21,666
doesn't talk to me in ten years
because they're that successful.
853
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:24,435
And I'll just wave from far,
be like, "Phoebe!
854
00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,771
-Remember the hair?"
-"Huh? No, I don't."
855
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,907
-"Well, it was nice
knowing you." -(chuckles)
856
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,441
Thanks for being here with me.
I appreciate you.
857
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,143
-Thanks for having me.
-Phoebe's book
858
00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:34,679
Please Don't Sit on My Bed
in Your Outside Clothes
859
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:35,780
is available right now.
860
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,515
Her HBO Max comedy special,
861
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,152
Sorry, Harriet Tubman,
will be available October 14th.
862
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:42,453
We're gonna take a quick break,
863
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,455
but we'll be right back
after this.
864
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,625
Well, that's our show
for tonight. But, before we go,
865
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,760
please consider supporting
the National Indigenous Women's
866
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,061
Resource Center.
867
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,330
It's a Native-led
nonprofit organization
868
00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:56,033
dedicated to ending violence
against Native women
869
00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:59,503
and children by offering
culturally-grounded resources,
870
00:33:59,603 --> 00:34:01,705
technical assistance
and training
871
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,576
and policy development to
strengthen tribal sovereignty.
872
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,211
If you want to support them
in this work,
873
00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,613
then please donate
at the link below.
874
00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:12,049
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there,
875
00:34:12,149 --> 00:34:14,084
get your vaccine and, remember,
876
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,220
if your partner tries
to pull off his condom
877
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,022
midway during sex,
878
00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,224
you staple it to his penis.
879
00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,693
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
880
00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:26,831
$356,000 was spent of your money
881
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,767
studying whether or not
Japanese quail
882
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:32,703
are more sexually promiscuous
on cocaine.
883
00:34:32,803 --> 00:34:36,107
Shouldn't someone ask
whether it is wise
884
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:40,578
to spend $300,000
studying Japanese quail
885
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:44,648
to see if they more-- are more
sexually promiscuous on cocaine?
886
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:48,486
How 'bout the $300,000
we spent on Japanese quail?
887
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,087
-Japanese quail.
-To see if they're
888
00:34:50,187 --> 00:34:51,989
-more sexually promiscuous...
-...on cocaine.
889
00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:54,091
The answer's yes!