1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:04,613 I’M TREVOR NOAH, THIS IS "THE 2 00:00:04,615 --> 00:00:07,872 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 3 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,554 TODAY IS FEBRUARY 16th, AND 4 00:00:10,588 --> 00:00:12,070 HERE’S YOUR HELPFUL VACCINE TR 5 00:00:12,104 --> 00:00:13,978 OF THE DAY: EVEN IF YOU’VE 6 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,199 ALREADY BEEN VACCINATED, IT’S 7 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:16,233 STILL IMPORTANT TO WEAR A MASK, 8 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:17,422 BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT 9 00:00:17,457 --> 00:00:18,401 HIDES HOW HAPPY YOU ARE. 10 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,940 NONE OF US WANT TO SEE THAT 11 00:00:20,973 --> 00:00:21,725 SHIT! 12 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,269 SHOWING UP WITH YOUR VACCINE. 13 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:27,185 PIT A MASK ON AND HIDE YOUR 14 00:00:27,219 --> 00:00:28,829 FACE, YOU LUCKY BASTARD! ANYWAY, ON TONIGHT’S SHOW: 15 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:30,891 ANYWAY, ON TONIGHT’S SHOW: 16 00:00:30,925 --> 00:00:37,077 WE LOOK AT THE RECENT VIOLENCE 17 00:00:37,111 --> 00:00:38,694 AGAINST ASIANS IN AMERICA. 18 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,098 ROY WOOD JR. TELLS US ABOUT 19 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:40,569 AMERICA’S BLACK DOCTOR. 20 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:41,231 AND A WINTER STORM IS MESSING 21 00:00:41,232 --> 00:00:41,505 WITH TEXAS. 22 00:00:41,539 --> 00:00:42,515 PLUS, BILL GATES IS ON THE SHOW! 23 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,134 SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE! 24 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,033 WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL 25 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:46,640 DISTANCING SHOW."█ç 26 00:00:46,641 --> 00:00:47,266 Announcer: FROM TREVOR’S 27 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:48,424 COUCH IN NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR 28 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:49,552 COUCH SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, 29 00:00:49,587 --> 00:00:51,848 THIS IS "THE DAILY SOCIAL 30 00:00:51,849 --> 00:00:54,695 DISTANCING SHOW," WITH TREVOR 31 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:55,341 NOAH. 32 00:00:55,342 --> 00:00:58,109 Trevor: LET’S KICK THINGS 33 00:00:58,143 --> 00:01:02,062 OFF WITH THE CRAZY WEATHER 34 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,298 SWEEPING ACROSS THE UNITED 35 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,419 STATES TODAY. 36 00:01:05,453 --> 00:01:09,691 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, IF YOU LOOK 37 00:01:09,726 --> 00:01:15,587 OUT YOUR WINDOW, YOU’RE SEEING 38 00:01:15,588 --> 00:01:15,908 SNOW. 39 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:17,335 IF YOU’RE IN FLORIDA, IT’S 40 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:17,529 COCAINE. 41 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:18,374 AND FOR PLACES THAT AREN’T USED 42 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:18,974 TO HAVING WINTER, IT IS CAUSING 43 00:01:19,008 --> 00:01:19,302 BIG PROBLEMS. 44 00:01:19,337 --> 00:01:19,872 NEARLY 200 MILLION AMERICANS 45 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:20,631 ARE NOW IN THE PATH OF A 46 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:21,319 DANGEROUS WINTER STORM SYSTEM, 47 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,436 WITH WARNINGS AND ALERTS NOW 48 00:01:22,437 --> 00:01:23,016 STRETCHING FROM THE MEXICAN 49 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:23,928 BORDER ALL THE WAY TO MAINE. 50 00:01:23,929 --> 00:01:25,736 44 STATES ON ALERT THIS 51 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:26,227 MORNING. 52 00:01:26,228 --> 00:01:27,807 ABOUT 70% OF THE CONTINENTAL 53 00:01:27,809 --> 00:01:29,265 U.S. IS COVERED IN SNOW RIGHT 54 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:29,946 NOW. 55 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:32,556 THAT IS THE HIGHEST IN A DECADE. 56 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:34,038 NOWHERE IS HARDER HIT THAN 57 00:01:34,072 --> 00:01:35,114 TEXAS, WHERE MORE THAN 3 MILLION 58 00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:37,494 HOMES AND BUSINESSES ARE WITHOUT 59 00:01:37,496 --> 00:01:38,297 POWER AND HEAT. 60 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,736 THE ELECTRICAL GRID SIMPLY CAN’T 61 00:01:39,737 --> 00:01:40,722 HANDLE THE DEMAND. 62 00:01:40,756 --> 00:01:42,167 OFFICIALS IMPOSED ROLLING 63 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:43,674 BLACKOUTS, SAYING THE LACK OF 64 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:45,368 ENERGY IS DUE IN PART TO FROZEN 65 00:01:45,369 --> 00:01:47,151 WIND TURBINES IN WEST TEXAS 66 00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:48,137 KNOCKED OFFLINE. 67 00:01:48,171 --> 00:01:51,299 PIPES FREEZING AND BURSTING 68 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,320 ACROSS THE STATE, AND THESE 69 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:54,560 POWER LINES SIZZLING, TAKEN 70 00:01:54,595 --> 00:01:55,598 OUT BY HEAVY ICE IN LOUISIANA. 71 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:56,692 SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW 72 00:01:56,727 --> 00:01:57,215 DOWN. 73 00:01:57,249 --> 00:01:59,147 FROZEN ROADS SENT AN 74 00:01:59,149 --> 00:02:00,619 18-WHEELER CAREENING OUT OF 75 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,047 CONTROL NEAR AUSTIN, AND A MAN 76 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,409 NEARLY LOST HIS LIFE JUMPING 77 00:02:04,443 --> 00:02:05,715 JUST SECONDS BEFORE A CAR LOST 78 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,561 CONTROL AND CRASHED INTO A 79 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,896 POLICE CRUISER. 80 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,984 Trevor: OH, HELL NO! 81 00:02:11,985 --> 00:02:14,522 TRUCKS TURNING AROUND? 82 00:02:14,523 --> 00:02:16,711 CARS FLYING OFF THE ROAD? 83 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:20,168 THIS STORMS THAT TURNED TEXAS 84 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:23,192 INTO THAT ICE LEVEL FROM MARIO 85 00:02:23,193 --> 00:02:23,383 KART. 86 00:02:23,418 --> 00:02:24,067 ICE LEVEL FROM MARIO KART. 87 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:24,846 IF I’M IN TEXAS RIGHT NOW, I’M 88 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,047 CARRYING A GREEN SHELL WITH ME, 89 00:02:26,081 --> 00:02:26,848 JUST TO BE SAFE. 90 00:02:26,849 --> 00:02:28,512 AND HOW ABOUT THE GUY THAT 91 00:02:28,547 --> 00:02:30,447 JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY OF A 92 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:31,427 FLIPPING CAR. 93 00:02:31,429 --> 00:02:34,519 THAT WAS ACTION-MOVIE SHIT, LIKE 94 00:02:34,553 --> 00:02:35,522 REAL-LIFE ACTION MOVIE. 95 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,957 THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS HIM 96 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,609 TURNING TO THE CAMERA AFTER WITH 97 00:02:38,611 --> 00:02:39,301 A CLEVER ONE-LINER AFTERWARDS. 98 00:02:39,302 --> 00:02:40,515 "ICE TRY, BUDDY." 99 00:02:40,516 --> 00:02:43,082 AND YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, THIS 100 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:44,738 IS ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR TEXANS 101 00:02:44,739 --> 00:02:45,734 BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT EQUIPPED FOR 102 00:02:45,768 --> 00:02:46,168 SNOW. 103 00:02:46,202 --> 00:02:48,262 THEY DON’T HAVE SNOW SHOVELS OUT 104 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:49,401 THERE. 105 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:56,465 THEIR BEST BED IS TO GRAB THEIR 106 00:02:56,499 --> 00:02:57,217 ARROW 15’S. 107 00:02:57,251 --> 00:02:58,724 "GO BACK TO CANADA WHERE YOU 108 00:02:58,725 --> 00:02:58,866 BELONG!" 109 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,889 BUT THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU 110 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,105 THAT WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, 111 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,149 EVERYONE HAS TO BE PREPARED FOR 112 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,603 EVERY KIND OF CONDITION, NO 113 00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:04,851 MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE. 114 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:07,421 YOU’RE IN ARIZONA? 115 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:10,071 WELL, YOU BETTER GET A PARKA. 116 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:10,268 MINNESOTA? 117 00:03:10,269 --> 00:03:11,141 YOU NEED A BIG SUN HAT. 118 00:03:11,176 --> 00:03:11,495 NEW YORK? 119 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:12,019 START CARRYING AROUND 120 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:13,609 ANTI-SCORPION SPRAY. 121 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,598 THAT’S NOT A CLIMATE CHANGE 122 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:16,236 THING. 123 00:03:16,271 --> 00:03:19,153 MY PET SCORPION HAS ESCAPED. 124 00:03:19,187 --> 00:03:21,196 IF YOU FIND ROGER, PLEASE, LEES, 125 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,243 RETURN HIM. 126 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,653 IT TURNS OUT THERE IS A LOT OF 127 00:03:24,655 --> 00:03:28,599 REASONS TEXAS HAS SUFFERED SUCH 128 00:03:28,601 --> 00:03:31,057 A HUGE POWER OUTAGE. 129 00:03:31,092 --> 00:03:34,463 SUPPLY FOR TERRORIST IS DOWN, 130 00:03:34,496 --> 00:03:36,356 DEMAND IS SURGING. 131 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,934 BUT EXPERTS SAY TEXAS 132 00:03:37,935 --> 00:03:39,593 UNDERINVESTED IN THEIR GRID AND 133 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,166 IT FINALLY BROKE DURING THE 134 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:41,672 STORM. 135 00:03:41,706 --> 00:03:43,596 I GET IT, SPENDING MONEY ON 136 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:45,195 INFRASTRUCTURE IS PROBABLY THE 137 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:48,731 LEAST SEXY THING YOU CAN DO WITH 138 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:52,188 YOUR TAX DOLLAR, BUT IT’S ONE OF 139 00:03:52,223 --> 00:03:54,094 THOSE THINGS YOU’RE GOING TO 140 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:57,076 TAKE FOR GRANTED UNTIL YOU’RE IN 141 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:58,262 AN EMERGENCY. 142 00:03:58,296 --> 00:04:00,719 IT’S LIKE HOW PEOPLE WHO BUILT 143 00:04:00,721 --> 00:04:08,219 THE "TITANIC" DIDN’T FOCUS ON 144 00:04:08,253 --> 00:04:09,372 LIFE BOATS. 145 00:04:09,373 --> 00:04:11,008 BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO FOCUSED ON 146 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:12,284 PROVIDING CARS FOR THEIR 147 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,015 PASSENGERS TO BANG IN. 148 00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:14,446 BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO NEWS FROM 149 00:04:14,447 --> 00:04:15,109 NEW ORLEANS, WHERE THE DRINKS 150 00:04:15,143 --> 00:04:15,834 ARE STRONG, THE PEOPLE ARE 151 00:04:15,869 --> 00:04:16,253 FRIENDLY, AND THE WAYNES 152 00:04:16,288 --> 00:04:16,535 ARE LIL. 153 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:17,258 TODAY IS MARDI GRAS, WHEN THE 154 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:17,875 CITY WOULD NORMALLY THROW ITS 155 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:18,601 FAMOUS COSTUMED PARADE. 156 00:04:18,636 --> 00:04:21,282 BUT IN CORONA TIMES, THINGS ARE 157 00:04:21,283 --> 00:04:22,058 A LITTLE MORE SUBDUED. 158 00:04:22,092 --> 00:04:22,885 IT MAY BE THE QUIETEST 159 00:04:22,919 --> 00:04:23,530 BOURBON STREET HAS EVER BEEN ON 160 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:23,857 MARDI GRAS. 161 00:04:23,858 --> 00:04:25,070 NORMALLY THE HEART OF THE 162 00:04:25,071 --> 00:04:25,978 CITY’S MOST-ICONIC CELEBRATION, 163 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,149 THE FRENCH QUARTER, IS VIRTUALLY 164 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:27,337 EMPTY. 165 00:04:27,372 --> 00:04:28,137 ALMOST A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC, 166 00:04:28,171 --> 00:04:31,140 NEW ORLEANS ISN’T TAKING ANY 167 00:04:31,174 --> 00:04:31,624 CHANCES. 168 00:04:31,658 --> 00:04:35,701 IT LIMITED LIQUOR SALES AND SHUT 169 00:04:35,702 --> 00:04:38,094 DOWN ALL BARS FOR THE FIVE DAYS 170 00:04:38,128 --> 00:04:38,963 LEADING UP TO FAT TUESDAY. 171 00:04:38,964 --> 00:04:39,818 IT’S NOT GOING TO NOT BE 172 00:04:39,853 --> 00:04:40,043 CELEBRATED. 173 00:04:40,077 --> 00:04:41,098 IT’S JUST GOING TO BE CELEBRATED 174 00:04:41,099 --> 00:04:41,570 DIFFERENTLY. 175 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,443 LOCAL ARTISTS ARE TURNING 176 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:45,777 MARDI GRAS INTO YARDI GRAS, WITH 177 00:04:45,812 --> 00:04:46,720 THEMED OUTDOOR DISPLAYS INSPIRED 178 00:04:46,722 --> 00:04:50,483 BY BOTH TRADITION AND POP 179 00:04:50,484 --> 00:04:50,720 CULTURE. 180 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:53,727 EVEN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC CAN’T 181 00:04:53,762 --> 00:04:57,966 KEEP THESE BEADS AWAY. 182 00:04:57,967 --> 00:04:59,587 Trevor: YES, FRIENDS. 183 00:04:59,588 --> 00:05:01,169 THIS YEAR, MARDIS GRAS IS YARDIS 184 00:05:01,203 --> 00:05:01,332 GRAS. 185 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:02,053 AND I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT 186 00:05:02,054 --> 00:05:02,408 MOVE. 187 00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:03,940 THE SOONER THE PEOPLE OF NEW 188 00:05:03,975 --> 00:05:04,874 ORLEANS CAN STOP THE SPREAD OF 189 00:05:04,908 --> 00:05:06,459 COVID, THE SOONER THEY CAN GET 190 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,939 BACK TO SPREADING GONORRHEA. 191 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,009 AND, YEAH, IT’S SAD. 192 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:12,063 BUT IT’S JUST NOT SAFE TO HOLD A 193 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:13,039 MARDIS GRAS PARADE. 194 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:14,158 I MEAN, DURING A PANDEMIC, A 195 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:19,569 TUBA JUST TURNS INTO A COVID 196 00:05:19,603 --> 00:05:20,175 FIREHOSE. 197 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:23,033 BUT, HONESTLY, I’M GLAD THEY 198 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:26,601 FOUND A WAY TO CELEBRATE SAFELY 199 00:05:26,603 --> 00:05:28,128 MARDI GRAS. 200 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:31,941 YOU AND I WE CAN CELEBRATE MARDI 201 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,043 GRAS FROM HOME OVER ZOOM. 202 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:37,279 YOU JUST NEED SOME BEANS, YOU 203 00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:41,064 HAVE THE WHOLE THING-- MA! 204 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:42,584 SOMEONE BROKE THE LAPTOP! 205 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:43,670 AND, FINALLY, THERE’S SOME GOOD 206 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:44,487 NEWS FOR DISEASE EXPERT AND 207 00:05:44,489 --> 00:05:46,561 "PANDEMIC ZADDY," DR. ANTHONY 208 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,022 FAUCI-- THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAY 209 00:05:48,023 --> 00:05:49,565 COME OUT OF THE PANDEMIC BETTER 210 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,314 OFF THAN HE WENT INTO IT. 211 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:52,553 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI IS BEING 212 00:05:52,554 --> 00:05:54,342 HONORED FOR WHAT’S DESCRIBED AS 213 00:05:54,343 --> 00:05:56,892 HIS WORK DEFENDING SCIENCE 214 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:58,185 DURING THE PANDEMIC. 215 00:05:58,186 --> 00:05:59,504 THE ISRAELI BASED DAN DAVID 216 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:00,432 FOUNDATION SAYS DR. FAUCI IS 217 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:02,010 BEING AWARDED A $1 MILLION 218 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:02,863 PRIZE. 219 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,522 THE PRIVATE FOUNDATION SAID 220 00:06:04,556 --> 00:06:06,777 PRESIDENT BIDEN’S CHIEF MEDICAL 221 00:06:06,811 --> 00:06:08,141 ADVISER EARNED THE RECOGNITION 222 00:06:08,142 --> 00:06:10,908 FOR A LIFETIME OF LEADERSHIP ON 223 00:06:10,943 --> 00:06:12,042 H.I.V. RESEARCH AND AIDS RELIEF, 224 00:06:12,076 --> 00:06:12,896 AS WELL AS ADVOCATING FOR 225 00:06:12,898 --> 00:06:16,454 SCIENCE AND CORONAVIRUS 226 00:06:16,455 --> 00:06:17,265 VACCINES. 227 00:06:17,266 --> 00:06:19,010 Trevor: WOW. 228 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,698 CONGRATULATIONS, DR. FAUCI. 229 00:06:20,699 --> 00:06:25,485 I MEAN THE MAN HAS DEFINITELY 230 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,771 EARNED THIS PRIZE. 231 00:06:26,806 --> 00:06:28,137 BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE’S GETTING 232 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:28,900 A MILLION DOLLARS FOR WORKING 233 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:29,620 FOR TRUMP AND NOT GETTING FIRED. 234 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:30,799 HE’S BASICALLY THE MOST 235 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:31,381 SUCCESSFUL "APPRENTICE" 236 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:32,046 CONTESTANT OF ALL TIME. 237 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:34,009 AND I HOPE FAUCI USES THIS MONEY 238 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,492 TO GET SOMETHING NICE FOR 239 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:38,049 HIMSELF, LIKE A DIAMOND-STUDDED 240 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:38,579 FACEMASK. 241 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:42,331 ALTHOUGH, HE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A 242 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:48,311 "BALL OUT OF CONTROL" KIND OF 243 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:48,563 GUY. 244 00:06:48,598 --> 00:06:49,658 I BET FAUCCI JUST USE THE MONEY 245 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,301 TO BRIBE PEOPLE TO KEEP FIGHTING 246 00:06:50,336 --> 00:06:50,728 THE PANDEMIC. 247 00:06:50,762 --> 00:06:51,336 ( FAUCI ) 248 00:06:51,337 --> 00:06:51,990 "LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE. 249 00:06:51,991 --> 00:06:52,910 I’LL GIVE YOU $1,000 IF YOU 250 00:06:52,911 --> 00:06:53,409 DON’T GO BOWLING TONIGHT." 251 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:54,686 I GO TO BE HONEST, THOUGH-- 252 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:55,630 I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS 253 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:56,451 FOUNDATION BEFORE. 254 00:06:56,452 --> 00:06:59,530 AND PART OF ME HOPES THIS ISN’T 255 00:06:59,531 --> 00:07:00,297 A CORONAVIRUS TRAP. 256 00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:01,316 DR. FAUCI IS GOING TO WALK INTO 257 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:02,069 THE ROOM TO GET HIS PRIZE, AND 258 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:03,569 IT’S JUST GOING TO BE CORONA 259 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,047 STANDING THERE WITH A BASEBALL 260 00:07:05,048 --> 00:07:05,647 BAT. 261 00:07:05,682 --> 00:07:07,993 WELL, WELL, WELL, DR. FAUCI. 262 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,956 WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW! 263 00:07:09,991 --> 00:07:11,595 "I’M WEARING A MASK, SO NOTHING 264 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,723 MUCH, REALLY. 265 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,262 "YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF 266 00:07:15,263 --> 00:07:16,401 AND FIGHT ME?" 267 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,434 "NO, THAT’S GOING TO MAKE THINGS 268 00:07:18,435 --> 00:07:20,290 HARDER FOR ME. 269 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,280 COME ON, FAUCI, HELP ME OUT 270 00:07:22,281 --> 00:07:22,522 HERE." 271 00:07:22,556 --> 00:07:23,486 BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO TODAY’S 272 00:07:23,487 --> 00:07:24,384 MAIN STORY. 273 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:26,034 THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC HAS 274 00:07:26,036 --> 00:07:27,873 BEEN HARD ON A LOT OF PEOPLE IN 275 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:28,363 AMERICA: HEALTHCARE WORKERS, 276 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,030 PARENTS, PEOPLE WITH ONLY A HOT 277 00:07:31,065 --> 00:07:32,181 BOTTOM HALF OF THE FACE. 278 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:34,277 BUT THERE’S ONE COMMUNITY THAT 279 00:07:34,312 --> 00:07:37,196 HAS FACED A UNIQUE CRISIS: 280 00:07:37,197 --> 00:07:38,360 THE ASIAN COMMUNITY. 281 00:07:38,361 --> 00:07:39,740 AND THEIR SITUATION HAS ONLY 282 00:07:39,775 --> 00:07:40,619 BEEN GETTING WORSE. 283 00:07:40,653 --> 00:07:42,455 A WAVE OF VIOLENCE AGAINST 284 00:07:42,489 --> 00:07:43,701 ELDERLY ASIAN AMERICANS PUTTING 285 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:45,947 COMMUNITIES ACROSS THE 286 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:46,888 COUNTRY ON EDGE. 287 00:07:46,889 --> 00:07:49,812 THE CORONAVIRUS’S ORIGIN IN 288 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:51,630 CHINA HAS CAUSED A BACKLASH 289 00:07:51,632 --> 00:07:52,554 AGAINST ASIAN AMERICANS. 290 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,148 A 91-YEAR-OLD MAN PUSHED IN 291 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,092 OAKLAND’S CHINATOWN, ONE OF 292 00:07:56,093 --> 00:07:58,015 THREE ATTACKS THAT DAY. 293 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:02,219 THE SPIKE IN VIOLENCE FORCING 294 00:08:02,254 --> 00:08:03,444 THE ALAMEDA COUNTY DISTRICT 295 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:05,010 ATTORNEY TO FORM A SPECIAL 296 00:08:05,044 --> 00:08:05,672 RESPONSE SPECIAL UNIT. 297 00:08:05,706 --> 00:08:06,696 PRESIDENT BIDEN LAST MONTH 298 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:07,765 SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER, WITH 299 00:08:07,766 --> 00:08:09,321 NEW JUSTICE DEPARTMENT GUIDANCE 300 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,994 ON HOW TO SPECIFICALLY REPORT 301 00:08:10,995 --> 00:08:11,715 ANTI-ASIAN HATE INCIDENTS. 302 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:13,243 HOLLYWOOD STARS SPEAKING OUT, 303 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:15,204 USING THEIR FAME TO RAISE 304 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:16,845 AWARENESS AND DONATE FUNDS TO 305 00:08:16,846 --> 00:08:20,137 ORGANIZATIONS THAT FIGHT HATE 306 00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:22,640 AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO IN 307 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,603 OAKLAND’S CHINATOWN, ACTORS AND 308 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,530 PRODUCERS DANIEL WU AND DANIEL 309 00:08:26,531 --> 00:08:27,908 DAE KIM SPOKE OUT AND OFFERED A 310 00:08:27,943 --> 00:08:28,782 $25,000 REWARD FOR AN ARREST 311 00:08:28,816 --> 00:08:30,923 THE WAY WE SEE IT IS THAT 312 00:08:30,925 --> 00:08:32,099 IT’S NOT ONE COMMUNITY AGAINST 313 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,461 ANOTHER. 314 00:08:33,463 --> 00:08:35,610 IT’S EVERYONE VERSUS RACISM. 315 00:08:35,611 --> 00:08:40,634 Trevor: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS 316 00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:43,497 HORRIFYING AND SAD TO WATCH. 317 00:08:43,498 --> 00:08:47,979 PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING ASIANS IN 318 00:08:48,014 --> 00:08:49,433 AMERICA, EVEN NONE-YEAR-OLDS 319 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,481 JUST BECAUSE THE CORONAVIRUS 320 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,852 STARTED IN CHINA. 321 00:08:52,853 --> 00:08:53,679 THAT’S JUST INSANE. 322 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,719 BUT GOOD FOR DANIEL WU AND 323 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,401 DANIEL DAE KIM FOR PUTTING UP 324 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:56,052 THE CASH REWARD FoR 325 00:08:56,054 --> 00:08:58,819 N ARREST.BUT IT’S SAD THEY EVEN 326 00:08:58,853 --> 00:08:59,532 RESORT TO THIS. 327 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:01,034 I MEAN, IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE 328 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:02,992 RACIALLY ATTACKED A SENIOR 329 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:04,828 CITIZEN, YOU SHOULD SNITCH ON 330 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:08,487 SIGHT, NO INCENTIVES NEEDED. 331 00:09:08,521 --> 00:09:10,733 LIKE, WHO IS OUT THERE WATCHING 332 00:09:10,735 --> 00:09:11,843 THEIR TV LIKE, "I MEAN, YEAH, 333 00:09:11,877 --> 00:09:13,014 SURE, I SAW THAT DUDE ATTACK AN 334 00:09:13,015 --> 00:09:13,970 OLD ASIAN MAN. 335 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:14,962 BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME?" 336 00:09:14,996 --> 00:09:15,920 AND WHILE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 337 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,864 TALKING ABOUT THIS SITUATION 338 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:19,534 NOW, THE TRUTH IS, IT’S NOT NEW. 339 00:09:19,569 --> 00:09:20,304 IN FACT, IT’S BEEN BUILDING 340 00:09:20,338 --> 00:09:23,255 SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE 341 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:23,545 PANDEMIC. 342 00:09:23,579 --> 00:09:25,073 THE ASIAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY 343 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,322 HAS BEEN FACED WITH EFFECTIVELY 344 00:09:26,356 --> 00:09:27,159 TWO PANDEMICS. 345 00:09:27,194 --> 00:09:32,674 THE FIRST IS THE COVID-19█ç 346 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,297 PANDEMIC, BUT THE SECOND 347 00:09:34,331 --> 00:09:38,112 PANDEMIC IS A VIRUS OF RACISM 348 00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:39,449 THAT WE HAVE FACED. 349 00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:40,210 "ASIAN AMERICANS ADVANCING 350 00:09:40,244 --> 00:09:41,145 JUSTICE" HAS CITED AT LEAST 351 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,439 3,000 ANTI-ASIAN INCIDENTS SINCE 352 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,054 LAST FEBRUARY. 353 00:09:43,089 --> 00:09:44,972 IN NEW YORK CITY, THERE WAS AN 354 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:46,708 867% INCREASE IN ASIAN HATE 355 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,412 CRIME VICTIMS IN 2020 COMPARED 356 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,248 TO THE YEAR BEFORE. 357 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,855 ADVOCATES SAY THESE ATTACKS 358 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,151 BECAME MORE PREVALENT AFTER 359 00:09:53,152 --> 00:09:54,317 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN 360 00:09:54,318 --> 00:09:55,562 ROUTINELY USING RACIST LANGUAGE 361 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,071 TO DESCRIBE THE PANDEMIC. 362 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:58,345 CHINATOWN WAS ONE OF THE 363 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,428 EARLIEST NEW YORK CITY 364 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:00,680 COMMUNITIES TO GET HIT DURING 365 00:10:00,681 --> 00:10:01,957 THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC, AND IT 366 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:02,768 WAS HIT HARD. 367 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,729 MANY BUSINESSES STILL STRUGGLING 368 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:06,550 TO STAY OPEN NOW, NEARLY A YEAR 369 00:10:06,552 --> 00:10:07,209 LATER. 370 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:10,646 I THINK IT WAS RACISM, PEOPLE 371 00:10:10,648 --> 00:10:11,665 SAID, IT’S CHINATOWN. 372 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,636 THERE’S BOUND TO BE COVID THERE. 373 00:10:14,637 --> 00:10:17,168 AND THAT STIGMA HAS SPARKED 374 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:20,051 SOME DANGEROUS INCIDENTS, SOME 375 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,761 DOCUMENTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 376 00:10:21,763 --> 00:10:23,307 IF YOU’RE FROM CHINA I NEED 377 00:10:23,309 --> 00:10:24,616 TO KNOW. 378 00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:25,752 BECAUSE WHY? 379 00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:26,980 BECAUSE THERE’S A CORONAVIRUS 380 00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:27,975 GOING AROUND. 381 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,027 AND ANYONE FROM CHINA, I’M TOLD, 382 00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:34,613 HAS TO BE PICKET UP AND 383 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:38,279 QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS. 384 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:43,578 Trevor: GOOD LORD. 385 00:10:43,579 --> 00:10:47,772 AN 867% INCREASE IN CRIMES IN 386 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:48,672 NEW YORK CITY. 387 00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:49,572 AND IT’S ESPECIALLY CRAZY WHEN 388 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,612 YOU CONSIDER THAT EVERYONE WAS 389 00:10:51,613 --> 00:10:52,674 INDOORS ALL YEAR. 390 00:10:52,675 --> 00:10:53,798 YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE TRUE 391 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:55,012 ASSHOLES IF THEY’LL RISK GETTING 392 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,026 CORONA JUST TO SHOW HOW RACIST 393 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:57,095 THEY ARE. 394 00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:59,227 BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS 395 00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:00,697 RISING VIOLENCE? 396 00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:02,917 HERE TO SHARE A FEW REAL WAYS 397 00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:04,720 YOU CAN HELP FIGHT HATE CRIMES 398 00:11:04,721 --> 00:11:06,878 AGAINST ASIAN PEOPLE IN AMERICA, 399 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,077 WE TURNED TO "THE DAILY SHOW’S" 400 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:11,123 VERY OWN RONNY CHIENG. 401 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:12,019 RONNY, I’M SORRY WE’RE CHATTING 402 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:12,853 UNDER SUCH SAD CIRCUMSTANCES, 403 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,819 BUT IT’S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE 404 00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:15,203 YOUR FACE. 405 00:11:15,237 --> 00:11:15,818 YES, THANK YOU, TREVOR. 406 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,122 IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE MY 407 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:19,377 FACE. 408 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,232 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 409 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,969 NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK 410 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:23,732 ABOUT HOW INCREDIBLY HANDSOME I 411 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:24,579 AM OR HOW I’M SOMEHOW GETTING 412 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,404 BETTER WITH AGE. 413 00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,849 THIS OTHER ISSUE IS MORE 414 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:28,067 IMPORTANT. 415 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,703 Trevor: WE DEFINITELY AGREE 416 00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:31,281 ON THAT. 417 00:11:31,282 --> 00:11:33,109 SO HOW CAN PEOPLE HELP FIGHT 418 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:33,815 THESE HATE CRIMES? 419 00:11:33,849 --> 00:11:39,028 SO, THERE ARE A FEW BIG WAYS 420 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:39,762 PEOPLE CAN HELP. 421 00:11:39,796 --> 00:11:41,100 I MEAN, NUMBER ONE, IF YOU SEE A 422 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:41,791 HATE CRIME OR HARASSMENT OR 423 00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:42,492 DISCRIMINATION, REPORT IT. 424 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:43,292 BECAUSE IF THE AUTHORITIES DON’T 425 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,238 HEAR ABOUT HATE CRIMES, THEY 426 00:11:44,239 --> 00:11:45,576 WON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 427 00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:47,472 BUT IF YU HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF 428 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,740 EVIDENCE, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO 429 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,311 IGNORE WHAT’S HAPPENING-- 430 00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:51,774 UNLESS YOU’RE A REPUBLICAN IN AN 431 00:11:51,775 --> 00:11:52,459 IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. 432 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,315 Trevor: WELL, I MEAN, OF 433 00:11:54,316 --> 00:11:55,756 COURSE, YES, BUT THAT’S A 434 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,739 TOTALLY DIFFERENT ISSUE. 435 00:11:56,773 --> 00:11:58,767 THE QUESTION IS HOW CAN I, OR 436 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,189 ANYONE ELSE, REPORT A HATE 437 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:01,390 CRIME. 438 00:12:01,391 --> 00:12:02,225 YOU CAN USE THE WEBSITE 439 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:02,402 BELOW. 440 00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:03,474 IT’S QUICK AND SUPER EASY TO 441 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:03,660 USE. 442 00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:04,409 YOU CAN REPORT A HATE CRIME IN 443 00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:05,201 LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES TO 444 00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:07,746 DECIDE WHAT NETFLIX SHOW TO 445 00:12:07,747 --> 00:12:07,936 WATCH. 446 00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:08,893 I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE 447 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,356 SIX DIFFERENT SHOWS ABOUT TACOS 448 00:12:09,357 --> 00:12:09,786 NOW? 449 00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:14,924 I ONLY HAVE ROOM IN MY LIFE FOR 450 00:12:14,926 --> 00:12:15,894 ONE TACO SHOW, OKAY? 451 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:19,673 TWO, IF THE TACO IS ALSO A 452 00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:20,143 SERIAL KILLER. 453 00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:21,121 Trevor: OH, YEAH, DUDE, THAT 454 00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:22,909 TACO WAS SUPER GUILTY. 455 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,097 I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WERE 456 00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,202 LIKE #TACO GUILTY. 457 00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,231 LET’S MOVE ON. 458 00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:29,259 WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO AREN’T 459 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:29,864 SEEING HATE CRIMES HAPPENING IN 460 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,341 FRONT OF THEM? 461 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,219 HOW CAN THEY HELP? 462 00:12:32,221 --> 00:12:33,184 IF YOU’RE IN AN AREA WHERE 463 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:33,710 THESE ATTACKS HAVE BEEN 464 00:12:33,745 --> 00:12:34,271 HAPPENING, VOLUNTEER TO BE A 465 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:34,674 CHAPERONE. 466 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:35,431 ORGANIZATIONS LIKE "COMPASSION 467 00:12:35,432 --> 00:12:36,264 IN OAKLAND" WILL CONNECT YOU 468 00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,101 WITH ASIAN ELDERS TO HELP KEEP 469 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:38,704 THEM SAFE WHEN THEY’RE WALKING 470 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:39,227 AROUND. 471 00:12:39,262 --> 00:12:43,980 AND IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, 472 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:46,404 BECAUSE ELDERLY ASIANS HAVE SO 473 00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:47,432 MUCH KNOWLEDGE TO GIVE, 474 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,238 LIKE LEARNING HOW TO NEGOTIATE 475 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,113 THE BEST PRICE FOR ANYTHING. 476 00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:49,829 ONE CONVERSATION, AND YOU’LL 477 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,298 NEVER OVERPAY FOR SHRIMP PASTE 478 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:51,593 AGAIN. 479 00:12:51,627 --> 00:12:53,229 TREVOR, HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING 480 00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:55,369 FOR YOUR SHRIMP PASTE RIGHT NOW? 481 00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,008 Trevor: RIGHT NOW? 482 00:12:58,009 --> 00:13:00,019 I DON’T-- I DON’T BUY SHRIMP 483 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:00,850 PASTE. 484 00:13:00,884 --> 00:13:05,850 WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR, GLUE 485 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:06,432 SHRIMP TOGETHER. 486 00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:08,008 OKAY, WELL, THAT’S ANOTHER 487 00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:11,258 HATE CRIME I’LL BE REPORTING. 488 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:14,408 Trevor: NO, RONNY, NO. 489 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:15,513 I LOVE SHRIMP PASTE. 490 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:16,619 IT’S TOO LATE, TREVOR. 491 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,187 BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE UP FOR 492 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:19,233 IT, YOU CAN DONATE TO ONE OF 493 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:19,905 WORKING HARD TO SUPPORT AND 494 00:13:19,939 --> 00:13:20,386 PROTECT THE ASIAN COMMUNITY. 495 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:21,484 I KNOW YOU’VE GOT THE MONEY FROM 496 00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:23,969 ALL YOUR SHRIMP PASTE SAVINGS. 497 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,357 Trevor: THANK YOU, RONNY 498 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,385 THIS HAS BEEN REALLY 499 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:26,537 INFORMATIVE. 500 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,639 SO TO SUM UP, PEOPLE CAN HELP BY 501 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,246 REPORTING HATE CRIMES, BY 502 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:28,826 CHAPERONING THE VULNERABLE, AND 503 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:29,458 BY DONATING TO ORGANIZATIONS 504 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,186 FIGHTING HATE. 505 00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:30,597 YES. 506 00:13:30,632 --> 00:13:31,778 OH, AND THERE IS ONE MORE WAY TO 507 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:33,336 HELP-- 508 00:13:33,337 --> 00:13:35,013 ( YELLING ) 509 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,047 DON’T BE A RACIST ASSHOLE WHO 510 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:37,872 ATTACKS OLD ASIAN PEOPLE! 511 00:13:37,907 --> 00:13:38,632 WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS WRONG WITH 512 00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:38,805 YOU? 513 00:13:38,806 --> 00:13:39,942 SHOVING AN OLD LADY ISN’T GOING 514 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:40,756 TO MAKE YOUR DICK ANY BIGGER. 515 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:43,986 JUST BUY A CONVERTIBLE, LIKE 516 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,815 EVERYBODY ELSE! 517 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,091 OKAY, I THINK THAT’S EVERYTHING. 518 00:13:48,092 --> 00:13:50,312 YEAH, I THINK WE CAN FINALLY 519 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,200 TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD LOOKING I’VE 520 00:13:53,201 --> 00:13:53,627 BECOME. 521 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,364 Trevor: UM, I’M SORRY, RONNY, 522 00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:57,730 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, WE’VE JUST 523 00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,130 RUN OUT OF TIME. 524 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,416 OH, THAT’S COOL. 525 00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:06,279 YOU CAN JUST EMAIL ME AT MY 526 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,716 ANY COMPLIMENTS AT: 527 00:14:07,717 --> 00:14:08,443 handsomeronny@thedailyshow.com. 528 00:14:08,444 --> 00:14:10,641 KIND TRYING IF THE INBOX IS 529 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,533 FULL. 530 00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:14,556 I’LL LET YOU KNOW. 531 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,043 THANK YOU, RONNY. 532 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:19,848 YOU STAY SAFE AND HANDSOME OUT 533 00:14:19,882 --> 00:14:20,628 THERE. 534 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:23,477 ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, 535 00:14:23,511 --> 00:14:25,473 ROY WOOD JR. TELLS US ABOUT THE 536 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,967 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 537 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:29,481 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 538 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:30,122 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 539 00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:31,191 FEBRUARY, AS YOU KNOW, IS BLACK 540 00:14:31,193 --> 00:14:32,576 HISTORY MONTH. 541 00:14:32,577 --> 00:14:34,450 AND WE’RE CELEBRATING IT ALL 542 00:14:34,451 --> 00:14:36,374 MONTH ALONG WITH ROY WOOD JR. 543 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,921 HONORING THE UNSUNG HEROES OF 544 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,966 BLACK HISTORY IN ANOTHER EPISODE 545 00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:44,523 OF "C.P. TIME." 546 00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:47,299 ♪ ♪ ♪ 547 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,545 OH, HELLO. 548 00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:52,415 WELCOME TO "C.P. TIME," THE ONLY 549 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,490 SHOW THAT’S FOR THE CULTURE. 550 00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:56,542 TODAY, WE’LL BE DISCUSSING THE 551 00:14:56,576 --> 00:14:58,322 HISTORY OF BLACK DOCTORS. 552 00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:00,430 AND I KNOW THAT NOWADAYS THERE 553 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,190 ARE BLACK DOCTORS EVERYWHERE. 554 00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:05,916 ON THE SEXY TV SHOWS, IN THE 555 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,197 RAPIN’ STUDIOS. 556 00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:09,643 EVEN IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY. 557 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:12,539 THERE ARE SO MANY BLACK DOCTORS 558 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:14,189 WE EVEN HAVE FAITH BLACK 559 00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:15,914 DOCTORS, LIKE DR. LOVE, THE 560 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,027 17-YEAR-OLD WHO PUT ON A WHITE 561 00:15:18,062 --> 00:15:19,171 LAB COAT AND GAVE MEDICAL ADVICE 562 00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:20,495 UNTIL HE WAS ARRESTED. 563 00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:24,070 I’M GLAD HE GOT CAUGHT BEFORE HE 564 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,580 GAVE ME THAT VASECTOMY. 565 00:15:25,615 --> 00:15:26,639 MONEY SAVED. 566 00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:28,756 BUT WHILE BLACK DOCTORS MAY SEEN 567 00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:30,005 COMMONPLACE TODAY, FOR THE 568 00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,455 LONGEST TIME, BLACK PEOPLE’S 569 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:35,894 CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD OF 570 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,633 MEDICINE HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKED. 571 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:40,725 BY "OVERLOOKED" I MEAN STOLEN BY 572 00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:42,006 WHITE PEOPLE. 573 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,517 SO LET’S DISCOVER SOME OF THESE 574 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,168 BLACK PROFESSIONALS, STARTING 575 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:48,687 WITH DR. CHARLES DREW. 576 00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,838 DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR, 577 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,047 DR. DREW CONDUCTED 578 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:52,938 GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH INTO 579 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,816 BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS THAT LED TO 580 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:56,643 THE CREATION OF BLOOD BANKS, 581 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:59,289 WHICH SAVED THE LIVES OF 582 00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:00,792 THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS. 583 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,785 DR. DREW’S RESEARCH UNDOUBTEDLY 584 00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,496 HELPED ALLIED FORCES DEFEAT THE 585 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,322 NAZIS. 586 00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,794 AND IT HELPED MATT DAMON GET 587 00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:08,717 HOME. 588 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,999 BUT IN 1942, THE MILITARY 589 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,283 DECIDED TO SEGREGATE BLOOD BANKS 590 00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:16,490 BY RACE, AND IN RESPONSE, 591 00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:18,671 DR. DREW RESIGNED IN PROTEST. 592 00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,735 AND I APPLAUD HIM FOR THAT. 593 00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:22,160 GETTING BLOOD DONATIONS FROM ONE 594 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:23,132 RACE ISN’T GOING TO CHANGE YOUR 595 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:23,374 RACE. 596 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,245 TRUST ME. 597 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,770 I RECEIVED PLASMA FROM A WHITE 598 00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:26,450 MAN ONCE. 599 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,961 IT DID NOT AFFECT MY CREDIT 600 00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:30,866 SCORE AT ALL. 601 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:34,030 MOVING ON, ANOTHER BLACK DOCTOR 602 00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,769 WHO OVERCAME RACISM AND SEXISM 603 00:16:36,803 --> 00:16:38,346 WAS DR. ALICE BALL. 604 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,648 DR. BALL DEVELOPED THE FIRST 605 00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:43,708 EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR LEPERACY 606 00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:45,860 BY CHEMICALLY MODIFYING CHIMUGRA 607 00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:48,063 OIL TO MAKE IT WATER SOLUBLE. 608 00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:50,868 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT 609 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:53,710 MEANS, BUT IT SOUND SMART. 610 00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,215 MAKES ME WONDER IF THIS 611 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,820 CHIMUGRRA MIGHT HELP ME WITH MY 612 00:16:57,821 --> 00:16:58,228 SKIN. 613 00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:00,312 THIS PANDEMIC HAS MY WASHING MY 614 00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:01,941 HANDS SO MUCH I’M GOING THROUGH 615 00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:04,219 TWO BOTTLES OF LOTION A WEEK. 616 00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:07,270 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COST? 617 00:17:07,304 --> 00:17:09,440 MOVING ON TO DR. DANIEL HILL 618 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:11,672 WILLIAMS, WHO IN 1893, PERFORMED 619 00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:13,508 THE WORLD’S FIRST SUCCESSFUL 620 00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:14,214 HEART SURGERY. 621 00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:15,258 INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,█ç WILLIAMS 622 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:18,021 START OFFSIDE AS A BARBER, WHICH 623 00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:19,653 MAKES SENSE-- THE ONLY THING 624 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,457 WITH HIGHER STAKES THAN 625 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,826 PERFORMING THE FIRST HEART 626 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:23,981 SURGERY IS CUTTING A BLACK MAN’S 627 00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:24,440 HAIR. 628 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:26,905 YOU DON’T WANT TO MESS THAT UP. 629 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,146 DR. WILLIAMS WAS A PIONEER, AND 630 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,775 HIS WORK OPENED THE DOOR FOR 631 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,966 OTHER BLACK SURGEONS, LIKE THE 632 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,762 WORLD-FAMOUS NEUROSURGEON BEN 633 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,035 CARSON. 634 00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:39,795 DR. CARSON MADE A NAME FOR 635 00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:41,557 HIMSELF IN THE 1980s BY 636 00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:42,894 SEPARATING CONJOINED TWINS. 637 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,317 AND THAT’S WHAT I CHOOSE TO 638 00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:46,093 REMEMBER HIM FOR. 639 00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:47,868 GREAT JOB ON THAT SURGERY, DR. CARSON. 640 00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:58,312 FINALLY, WE MUST NESS ONESMUS, A 641 00:17:58,313 --> 00:17:59,566 FINALLY, WE MUST NESS ONESMUS, A 642 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,689 BLACK MAN WHO MADE CONTRIBUTIONS 643 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:04,033 EVEN WHILE ENSLAVED. 644 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,215 DURING A SMALLPOX OUTBREAK, HE 645 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,664 TAUGHT HIS MASTER ABOUT 646 00:18:07,665 --> 00:18:08,789 INOCULATION PRACTICES HE HAD 647 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:10,040 LEARNED IN AFRICA. 648 00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:12,643 OVER THERE, THEY WOULD TAKE THE 649 00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:15,022 PUS FROM A SICK PERSON’S WOUND 650 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:16,922 AND RUB IT INTO THE OPEN WOUND 651 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:19,322 OF A HEALTHY PERSON. 652 00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:23,600 IT’S NASTY, BUT IT WORKS. 653 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,106 EVENTUALLY, THE IDEA CAUGHT ON, 654 00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:28,375 AND MASSACHUSETTS VACCINATED ITS 655 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,588 POPULATION AND STEMMED THE 656 00:18:29,622 --> 00:18:30,023 OUTBREAK. 657 00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:33,170 AND TODAY, PEOPLE’S MISTRUST OF 658 00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:36,297 VACCINES IS A THING OF THE PAST. 659 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,878 TOTALLY A THING OF THE PAST. 660 00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:40,160 NEVER TO BE DISCUSSED EVER 661 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:40,510 AGAIN. 662 00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:43,089 WELL, THAT’S ALL THE THE TIME WE 663 00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:43,507 HAVE TODAY. 664 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,966 I’M ROY WOOD JR. 665 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,248 AND THIS HAS BEEN "C.P. TIME" 666 00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:49,167 FROM HOME. 667 00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:51,560 AND, REMEMBER, WE’RE FOR THE 668 00:18:51,594 --> 00:18:52,221 CULTURE. 669 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,155 I HAVE TO CALL DR. LOVE, SEE IF 670 00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:57,512 HE’S OUT OF JAIL. 671 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,818 THAT VASECTOMY, I STILL MIGHT 672 00:18:58,819 --> 00:18:59,464 NEED TO GET THAT. 673 00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:02,484 Trevor: ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE 674 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,625 COME BACK, THE ONE AND ONLY BILL 675 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,148 GATES IS JOINING US ON THE SHOW 676 00:19:07,149 --> 00:19:08,427 TO TALK ABOUT THE VACCINE 677 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:09,419 MICROCHIP HE’S PUTTING IN ALL 678 00:19:09,453 --> 00:19:09,684 OUR HEADS. STICK AROUND. 679 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:11,786 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 680 00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:12,280 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 681 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:15,733 EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH BILL 682 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:15,977 GATES. 683 00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:18,476 WE TALKED ABOUT CORONA VIRUS 684 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,944 VACCINES, HIS NEW BOOK ABOUT 685 00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:22,000 CLIMB CHANGE AND SO MUCH MORE. 686 00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:23,221 BILL GATES, WELCOME BACK TO "THE 687 00:19:23,223 --> 00:19:24,129 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 688 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,017 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 689 00:19:25,019 --> 00:19:26,961 Trevor: THIS IS THE THIRD 690 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,354 TIME YOU HAVE APPEARED ON THE 691 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:30,275 SOCIAL DISTANCING VERSION OF THE 692 00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:31,419 SHOW, AND WE’VE HAD VARIED 693 00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:31,657 CONVERSATIONS. 694 00:19:31,691 --> 00:19:33,607 ONE, RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF 695 00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:35,152 THE PANDEMIC, WHERE YOU TOLD 696 00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:36,412 PEOPLE THAT WE SHOULD BE 697 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,744 PREPARED FOR A REALLY HORRIBLE 698 00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:39,319 TIME THAT WAS GOING TO, LIKE, 699 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:40,115 YOU KNOW, ROLL OUT. 700 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:40,916 PEOPLE DIDN’T BELIEVE IT, AND 701 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:41,515 THEN IT HAPPENED. 702 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:42,998 YOU CAME BACK THE SECOND TIME 703 00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:44,147 AND SAID, OKAY, VACCINES ARE 704 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,349 GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE, AND 705 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,008 THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO GET 706 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,009 READY FOR, AND THAT IS WHAT 707 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,049 WE’RE LIVING IN NOW. 708 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,467 IT IS NOW YOUR THIRD TIME ON THE 709 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:50,961 SHOW. 710 00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:53,179 ARE YOU HERE TO DELIVER DOOM AND 711 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,666 GLOOM, OR YOU’RE TELLING US 712 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,697 ABOUT SOME GOOD NEWS. 713 00:19:55,731 --> 00:19:57,551 WHY ARE YOU HERE, BILL? 714 00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,005 WELL, FOR THE PANDEMIC, THE 715 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:00,340 VACCINES ARE GOING TO BRING THIS 716 00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:01,173 TO AN END. 717 00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,161 IT’S, YOU KNOW, BEEN COMPLICATED 718 00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:04,500 TO GET THEM OUT. 719 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:07,439 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT’S REALLY A 720 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,550 MIRACLE OF INNOVATION. 721 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,396 NOW I’M WARNING ABOUT CLIMATE 722 00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:11,792 CHANGE. 723 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,733 I’VE GOT A NEW BOOK THAT FOCUSES 724 00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:15,188 ON HOW WE AVOID A DISASTER. 725 00:20:15,222 --> 00:20:16,511 Trevor: BEFORE WE GET INTO 726 00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:18,020 THE BOOK, I WANTED TO TALK TO 727 00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:19,386 YOU ABOUT THE VACCINES. 728 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:21,028 YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF YOURSELF 729 00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:22,930 RECEIVING YOUR VACCINE AS 730 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,382 SOMEBODY WHO IS 65 AND OLDER. 731 00:20:25,384 --> 00:20:28,356 AND AS YOU KNOW FROM THE 732 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,257 INTERNET, YOU MADE THE VACCINES 733 00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:31,883 TO PUT MICROCHIPS IN THEM TO 734 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:32,921 CONTROL EVERYBODY’S MINDS. 735 00:20:32,956 --> 00:20:35,358 SO MY QUESTION TO YOU IS WHAT 736 00:20:35,392 --> 00:20:37,693 ARE YOU TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR 737 00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:39,243 OWN MIND TO DO? 738 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:41,006 ARE YOU TRYING TO, LIKE, STOP 739 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,132 YOURSELF FROM EATING ICE CREAM? 740 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,074 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 741 00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,844 WHENEVER I GET LOST, THE 742 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,164 MICROCHIP CAN HELP ME FIGURE OUT 743 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,886 WHERE I AM, I GUESS. 744 00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,554 THE IDEA I WANT TO FIGURE OUT 745 00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:52,825 WHERE EVERYONE IS-- THAT’S A 746 00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:54,251 STRANGE ONE FOR ME. 747 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,421 I’M LUCKY TO HAVE GOTTEN THE 748 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,214 VACCINE. 749 00:20:56,248 --> 00:20:58,848 IT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE BEEN 750 00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,168 HAPPY TO BE 65. 751 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:01,331 ( LAUGHTER ). 752 00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:02,904 Trevor: LET’S MOVE ON AND 753 00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:04,033 TALK ABOUT ANOTHER LOOMING 754 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,004 CRISIS FACING THE WORLD. 755 00:21:05,038 --> 00:21:06,353 YOU’VE TALKED A LOT ABOUT THE 756 00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:06,743 PANDEMIC. 757 00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:08,403 NOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 758 00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:09,239 CLIMATE CHANGE. 759 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,478 IN YOUR NEW BOORK YOU TALK ABOUT 760 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,404 HOW TO AVOID A CLIMATE DISASTER. 761 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,343 THE QUESTION IS, IS IT 762 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:14,576 AVOIDABLE? 763 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:15,903 WELL, THIS WILL BE THE 764 00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:17,987 HARDEST THING EAVE EVER DONE 765 00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,828 BECAUSE THE SOURCES OF EMISSIONS 766 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,438 ARE VERY BROAD. 767 00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:23,821 YOU KNOW IT’S NOT JUST JUST 768 00:21:23,856 --> 00:21:25,053 TERRORIST OR CARS. 769 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,696 IT’S ALSO COWS, IT’S CEMENT, 770 00:21:26,697 --> 00:21:27,954 IT’S STEEL, IT’S PLANES. 771 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,067 AND SO WE HAVE TO CHANGE ALL 772 00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:32,776 THOSE THINGS TO BE GREEN, AND WE 773 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,532 ONLY HAVE 30 YEARS. 774 00:21:34,566 --> 00:21:37,342 SO ONLY IF THE YOUNGER 775 00:21:37,344 --> 00:21:39,550 GENERATION WORLDWIDE IS KIND OF 776 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,296 BOTHERING THE POLITICIANS AND 777 00:21:41,297 --> 00:21:42,638 SPEAKING OUT LOUDLY THAT 778 00:21:42,672 --> 00:21:44,483 MORALLY, THIS IS A CAUSE THAT 779 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,735 THEY BELIEVE IN, ONLY WITH THAT, 780 00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:48,621 A LOT OF INNOVATION, SOME 781 00:21:48,622 --> 00:21:50,447 BRILLIANT POLICIES, THAT’S WHAT 782 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,780 WILL-- WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO MAKE 783 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:53,847 THIS GRAND TRANSFORMATION. 784 00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:55,568 Trevor: IT FEELS LIKE A 785 00:21:55,569 --> 00:21:55,979 THEORETICAL CONVERSATION, 786 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,291 THOUGH. 787 00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:58,177 YOU KNOW, WHAT I DID ENJOY IN 788 00:21:58,178 --> 00:22:00,840 THE BOOK IS YOU’VE LAID OUT 789 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,702 STEPS THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE CAN 790 00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:04,103 ACTUALLY TAKE AND GOVERNMENTS 791 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,627 CAN ACTUALLY MOVE FORWARD TO. 792 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,775 WHAT DO YOU THINK SOME OF THE 793 00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:09,779 MOST CONCRETE STEPS ARE THAT WE 794 00:22:09,813 --> 00:22:11,024 CAN ACHIEVE TODAY THAT CAN HELP 795 00:22:11,058 --> 00:22:13,789 US TOMORROW? 796 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:18,592 WELL, WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR 797 00:22:18,593 --> 00:22:20,831 FUNDING ON THESE KEY TOPICS. 798 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,712 WE NEED TO HAVE MORE HIGH-RISK 799 00:22:22,747 --> 00:22:23,737 COMPANIES GET STARTED WHO CARE 800 00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:24,641 ABOUT THESE THINGS. 801 00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,668 AND WE NEED THE GREEN PRODUCTS, 802 00:22:26,669 --> 00:22:28,566 LIKE THE GREEN STEEL, WE NEED 803 00:22:28,568 --> 00:22:30,297 DEMAND OUT THERE, SO PEOPLE ARE 804 00:22:30,298 --> 00:22:31,643 BRINGING THOSE PRICES DOWN, THEY 805 00:22:31,677 --> 00:22:32,566 GET VOLUME. 806 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,958 WE’VE SEEN WITH ELECTRIC CARS 807 00:22:33,993 --> 00:22:36,366 THE RIGHT THINGS ARE HAPPENING. 808 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,866 THE PRICES ARE STARTING TO COME 809 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:38,331 DOWN. 810 00:22:38,366 --> 00:22:40,446 YOU KNOW, GENERAL MOTORS SAID BY 811 00:22:40,448 --> 00:22:42,280 2035 THEY DON’T THINK THEY’LL 812 00:22:42,314 --> 00:22:45,724 NEED TO MAKE GASOLINE CARS. 813 00:22:45,758 --> 00:22:48,851 SO IT IS THAT EXTRA COST, WHERE 814 00:22:48,852 --> 00:22:50,721 YOU PAY A BIT MORE, YOU GIVE UP 815 00:22:50,722 --> 00:22:51,459 RANGE. 816 00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:53,914 OVER THE NEXT 14 YEARS, THAT 817 00:22:53,949 --> 00:22:55,756 GREEN PREMIUM, I CALL IT, WILL 818 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:56,852 GO DOWN TO ZERO IN THAT 819 00:22:56,887 --> 00:22:57,209 CATEGORY. 820 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,365 AND THAT’S AMAZING. 821 00:22:58,399 --> 00:23:01,864 WE JUST NEED TO DO THAT ACROSS 822 00:23:01,866 --> 00:23:04,547 THE DOZEN OR SO CATEGORIES BY 823 00:23:04,581 --> 00:23:05,802 DRIVING INNOVATION FASTER THAN 824 00:23:05,837 --> 00:23:06,710 IT WOULD NORMALLY TAKE PLACE. 825 00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:08,074 Trevor: YOU KNOW, ONE OF 826 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,174 THE THINGS THAT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN 827 00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:12,339 STRUCK BY IS HOW SOMETIMES THE 828 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,638 CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT WHAT 829 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,539 NEEDS TO BE DONE, BUT THEN 830 00:23:16,573 --> 00:23:18,101 OFTENTIMES, THERE IS NO BUY-IN, 831 00:23:18,103 --> 00:23:19,281 BECAUSE NOBODY SORT OF, LIKE, 832 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,627 WANTS TO DO IT. 833 00:23:20,661 --> 00:23:22,372 THAT’S WHY I THINK ELON MUFNG 834 00:23:22,373 --> 00:23:24,116 HAS DONE A GREAT JOB WITH TESLA. 835 00:23:24,117 --> 00:23:25,660 YEAH, IT’S AN ELECTRIC CAR. 836 00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:26,855 BUT MOST PEOPLE DON’T BUY IT FOR 837 00:23:26,856 --> 00:23:27,252 THAT. 838 00:23:27,253 --> 00:23:29,447 THEY BUY IT BECAUSE IT’S SUPER 839 00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,306 COOL, IT GOES REALLY FAST, AND 840 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,494 IT’S TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED. 841 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:35,286 ARE THERE WAYS WE CAN GET GREEN 842 00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:36,952 ENERGY TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY BY 843 00:23:36,953 --> 00:23:38,820 MAKING COOL SOLUTION AS OPPOSED 844 00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:40,143 TO TELLING EVERYONE, "YOU NEED 845 00:23:40,144 --> 00:23:42,095 TO SWITCH OUT YOUR TERRORIST 846 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,139 WITH A WINDMILL?" 847 00:23:43,174 --> 00:23:45,488 AS YOU MOVE AWAY FROM COAL, 848 00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:47,644 THERE’S A LOT OF LOCAL POLLUTION 849 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:48,582 THAT AFFECTS HEALTH VERY 850 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:48,987 NEGATIVELY. 851 00:23:48,988 --> 00:23:50,870 SO THERE’S BIG BENEFITS THERE. 852 00:23:50,871 --> 00:23:53,536 AS YOU MOVE TO ARTIFICIAL MEAT, 853 00:23:53,537 --> 00:23:56,426 THE KIND OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS 854 00:23:56,428 --> 00:23:58,486 THAT IS INVOLVED THERE, AND, YOU 855 00:23:58,488 --> 00:23:59,364 KNOW, PERHAPS IN LESS 856 00:23:59,365 --> 00:23:59,596 CHOLESTEROL. 857 00:23:59,597 --> 00:24:02,070 THERE ARE A LOT OF BENEFITS THAT 858 00:24:02,071 --> 00:24:03,745 COME WITH GREEN PRODUCTS. 859 00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:05,480 SADLY, SOME GREEN PRODUCTS, LIKE 860 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:06,514 GREEN CEMENT, IT’S STILL JUST 861 00:24:06,515 --> 00:24:06,914 CEMENT. 862 00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:09,044 SO THE FACT THAT IT COSTS MORE, 863 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:11,250 YOU KNOW, THE GOVERNMENT’S GOT 864 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,468 TO HELP CREATE SOME DEMAND 865 00:24:12,469 --> 00:24:12,969 THERE. 866 00:24:12,971 --> 00:24:14,977 AND SO WE CAN BRING THAT PRICE 867 00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:16,256 DOWN. 868 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:20,065 SO, YES, SOME CATEGORIES CAN BE 869 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:20,977 BETTER PRODUCTS. 870 00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:23,419 BUT STEEL AND CEMENT ARE KIND OF 871 00:24:23,453 --> 00:24:25,357 THIS BORING THING THAT WE JUST 872 00:24:25,358 --> 00:24:26,396 TAKE FOR GRANTED. 873 00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:28,468 AND SO WE’VE BEEN WORKING TOO 874 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:30,026 MUCH ON THE EASY STUFF, NOT 875 00:24:30,027 --> 00:24:31,301 ENOUGH ON THE HARD STUFF HERE. 876 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,118 Trevor: LET’S TALK A LITTLE 877 00:24:33,151 --> 00:24:34,824 BIT ABOUT THE HARD STUFF, NOT 878 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:37,839 JUST IN TERMS OF THE PRODUCTS, 879 00:24:37,873 --> 00:24:40,096 BUT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE 880 00:24:40,098 --> 00:24:41,727 AFFECTED BY THE PRODUCTS. 881 00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:44,021 HOW DO WE IMPLEMENT THESE IDEAS 882 00:24:44,056 --> 00:24:45,540 WITHOUT DISCARDING THE LIVES 883 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,080 THAT ARE ATTACHED TO THE OLD 884 00:24:47,082 --> 00:24:47,846 FORMS OF CREATING ENERGY OR 885 00:24:47,847 --> 00:24:48,302 FOOD? 886 00:24:48,303 --> 00:24:52,462 WELL, THE KEY IS GOING TO BE 887 00:24:52,463 --> 00:24:55,389 HAVING LOTS OF NEW JOBS. 888 00:24:55,423 --> 00:24:57,962 , YOU KNOW, FOR EXAMPLE, THE 889 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,622 ELECTRIC NETWORK WILL HAVE TO 890 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,381 GET BIGGER BECAUSE IT’S POWERING 891 00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:02,744 THE CARS OR HEATING AND COOLING 892 00:25:02,745 --> 00:25:03,395 YOUR HOUSE. 893 00:25:03,396 --> 00:25:04,479 THAT’S GOING TO BE THREE TIMES 894 00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:04,922 BIGGER. 895 00:25:04,956 --> 00:25:06,502 AND BUILDING ALL THOSE 896 00:25:06,503 --> 00:25:07,845 TRANSMISSION LINES AND POWER 897 00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:10,001 PLANT WILL BE A BIG DEAL. 898 00:25:10,002 --> 00:25:11,285 NOW, THAT’S NOT SAY THAT SOME 899 00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:12,629 COMMUNITIES THAT HAVE BEEN 900 00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:14,121 REALLY FOCUSED ON THINGS LIKE 901 00:25:14,155 --> 00:25:15,086 OIL, THEY WILL HAVE A 902 00:25:15,088 --> 00:25:15,898 TRANSITION. 903 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,133 IT’S A 30-YEAR TRANSITION. 904 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,770 WE STILL WILL BE USING SOME OIL 905 00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:22,531 IN THE DECADES AHEAD. 906 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:26,117 AND SO WE HAVE TO PUT INTO THE 907 00:25:26,118 --> 00:25:27,827 COST OF THIS TRANSITION HOW WE 908 00:25:27,828 --> 00:25:29,317 MANAGE THOSE COMMUNITIES THAT 909 00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:30,508 ARE AFFECTED. 910 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:33,420 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THERE’S 911 00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:35,927 ALMOST A TEMPTATION TO DENY THE 912 00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:37,262 PROBLEM ALL TOGETHER, BECAUSE IF 913 00:25:37,263 --> 00:25:39,465 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BE 914 00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:41,308 LEFT OUT OF THE SOLUTION, YOU 915 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:43,156 JUST-- YOU JUST WANT█ç DENIAL. 916 00:25:43,157 --> 00:25:44,673 Trevor: THERE’S ALSO NO 917 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:45,724 DENYING THAT DEVELOPING NATIONS 918 00:25:45,725 --> 00:25:46,534 ARE MOST AFFECTED BY CLIMATE 919 00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:46,929 CHANGE. 920 00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:49,877 SO YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW, FARMERS 921 00:25:49,911 --> 00:25:51,551 IN INDIA, FARMERS IN SUB-SAHARAN 922 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,283 AFRICA WHERE THEIR CLIMATES HAVE 923 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:54,794 CHANGED TO THE POINT WHERE THEY 924 00:25:54,795 --> 00:25:56,480 CAN’T EVEN GROW THE FOOD. 925 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,193 IS THERE EVER AN IDEA FOR, LIKE, 926 00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,715 A PENALTY THEN ON THE COUNTRIES 927 00:25:59,749 --> 00:26:00,772 THAT DO EMIT? 928 00:26:00,774 --> 00:26:02,715 IF YOU’RE DOING A THING-- LET’S 929 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,769 SAY JUST ON A LOCAL LEVEL, IF I 930 00:26:04,803 --> 00:26:06,936 STARTED A FIRE IN MY HOUSE, AND 931 00:26:06,937 --> 00:26:08,903 THE SMOKE BLACKED UP ALL OF YOUR 932 00:26:08,904 --> 00:26:10,454 WINDOWS NEXT DOOR, SOMEONE WOULD 933 00:26:10,455 --> 00:26:11,930 SAY, "I HAVE TO SOMEHOW MAKE UP 934 00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:12,480 FOR THAT." 935 00:26:12,481 --> 00:26:14,950 WILL THERE EVER BE A SYSTEM LIKE 936 00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:16,438 THAT WHERE THE BIGGEST POLLUTERS 937 00:26:16,472 --> 00:26:18,456 ENTER INTO A DEAL█ç AND SAY WE 938 00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:20,432 WILL SORT OF PAY OR AMEND WHAT 939 00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:21,327 WE ARE DOING TO POORER 940 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:21,739 COUNTRIES? 941 00:26:21,773 --> 00:26:22,653 YES. 942 00:26:22,654 --> 00:26:26,669 WE OWE IT TO THESE COUNTRIES TO 943 00:26:26,704 --> 00:26:28,929 NOT ONLY MITIGATE-- THAT IS, GET 944 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:31,375 GET THE EMISSIONS DOWN TO ZERO-- 945 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,629 AND THAT’S THE HUGE INNOVATION. 946 00:26:32,631 --> 00:26:35,164 ALSO WE NEED TO HELP THEM 947 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,133 BECAUSE IT WILL WARM UP TWO 948 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:38,801 DEGREES CENTIGRADE AND THAT WILL 949 00:26:38,802 --> 00:26:39,980 HURT ALL THE CROPS. 950 00:26:39,981 --> 00:26:41,743 RAISE THE SEA LEVEL. 951 00:26:41,777 --> 00:26:43,718 WE OWE IT TO THEM TO HELP WITH 952 00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:44,253 ADAPTATION. 953 00:26:44,288 --> 00:26:46,121 THAT INCLUDES A GENERATION OF 954 00:26:46,156 --> 00:26:48,053 SEEDS THAT CAN GROW IN THE 955 00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:49,570 HOTTER TEMPERATURES AND ARE MORE 956 00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:51,601 PRODUCTIVE SO THEY DON’T END UP 957 00:26:51,603 --> 00:26:54,312 WITH MALYOU MALNUTRITION, AND WE 958 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,040 FACE MASS MIGRATION FROM THOSE 959 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:58,447 EQUATORIAL AREAS. 960 00:26:58,482 --> 00:27:01,733 THE POOREST, THEY ARE FARMERS SO 961 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:04,438 THE WEATHER HURTS THEM WAY MORE 962 00:27:04,472 --> 00:27:05,308 THAN US. 963 00:27:05,309 --> 00:27:07,086 WILDFIRE, SEA LEVEL RISE, EVEN 964 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:13,330 WE WILL FIND IT TOUGH TO GO 965 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,115 OUTDOORS IN THE SUMMER. 966 00:27:15,149 --> 00:27:17,025 WHEN WE LOOK AT THE WORLD OF 967 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,903 CLIMATE CHANGE, IT’S FILLED WITH 968 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,853 THE WORLD OF SUPER STARS. 969 00:27:20,854 --> 00:27:22,569 WHO IS GETTING INVOLVED IN 970 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:23,815 CLIMATE CHANGE. 971 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,868 IT’S BILL GATES, JEFF BASISOSE, 972 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:27,834 MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, LEONARDO 973 00:27:27,869 --> 00:27:28,726 DICAPRIO, ET CETERA. 974 00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:31,079 THE ONE THING THAT BECOMES I 975 00:27:31,113 --> 00:27:32,790 THINK A PARADOX, THOUGH, IS WHEN 976 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,135 PEOPLE SAY THESE PEOPLE ARE 977 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:35,379 TELLING US ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, 978 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:39,117 BUT ALL OF THEM ALSO TRAVEL 979 00:27:39,151 --> 00:27:40,625 AROUND ON PRIVATE JETS. 980 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,290 HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT 981 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,370 DISCREPANCY AND THE PARADOX OF 982 00:27:45,371 --> 00:27:47,275 EXISTING IN THAT WAY. 983 00:27:47,277 --> 00:27:49,519 I’M KIND OF A STRANGE 984 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:49,944 IMAGINE. 985 00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:51,805 MY PRIMARY FOCUS IS GLOBAL 986 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,493 HEALTH, AND I TALKED ABOUT THE 987 00:27:53,527 --> 00:27:55,797 RISK OF A PANDEMIC AND WHAT WE 988 00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:56,897 SHOULD DO IN ADVANCE. 989 00:27:56,932 --> 00:27:59,221 YOU KNOW, CLIMATE CHANGE I ONLY 990 00:27:59,256 --> 00:28:01,948 CAME TO BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELING 991 00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:04,213 IN AFRICA, AND HAVE HAD SEEN HOW 992 00:28:04,214 --> 00:28:05,399 THESE FARMERS WERE ALREADY BEING 993 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,671 HURT BY IT. 994 00:28:06,705 --> 00:28:09,057 MY PERSONAL EMISSIONS, I’M NOW 995 00:28:09,091 --> 00:28:11,353 PAYING OVER $7 MILLION A YEAR TO 996 00:28:11,355 --> 00:28:13,410 BUY AVIATION BIOFUEL, AND PAY 997 00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:15,577 FOR CARBON CAPTURE, AND TO PUT 998 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,581 ELECTRIC HEAT PUMPS INTO 999 00:28:16,582 --> 00:28:17,690 LOW-COST HOUSING INSTEAD OF 1000 00:28:17,691 --> 00:28:19,718 NATURAL GAS. 1001 00:28:19,719 --> 00:28:24,308 SO, YES, WE ALL NEED TO NOT ONLY 1002 00:28:24,309 --> 00:28:26,589 FUND GETTING RID OF OUR 1003 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,794 FOOTPRINT, BUT ALSO USE THAT TO 1004 00:28:28,828 --> 00:28:30,263 FUND THESE PRODUCTS THAT WILL 1005 00:28:30,264 --> 00:28:31,732 EVENTUALLY BE PART OF THE 1006 00:28:31,766 --> 00:28:32,861 SOLUTION. 1007 00:28:32,862 --> 00:28:35,315 AND SO, THIS CATALYTIC INVESTING 1008 00:28:35,316 --> 00:28:37,572 IN GREEN PRODUCTS, YOU KNOW, THE 1009 00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:39,241 RICH HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO 1010 00:28:39,275 --> 00:28:40,554 SHOW THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT. 1011 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:41,738 Trevor: YEAH, YOU’VE 1012 00:28:41,772 --> 00:28:43,242 ALREADY PUT IN, I THINK IT’S 1013 00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:44,744 OVER $2 BILLION INTO SOME OF 1014 00:28:44,746 --> 00:28:47,187 THESE IDEAS NOW TO TRY TO 1015 00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:48,221 CAPTURE THAT CARBON. 1016 00:28:48,222 --> 00:28:50,735 AND AS WE WRAP UP, I WOULD LOVE 1017 00:28:50,769 --> 00:28:52,499 FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN-- AND THIS IS 1018 00:28:52,534 --> 00:28:53,604 SOMETHING YOU’VE TALKED ABOUT 1019 00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:55,483 AND IT WAS NICE TO READ ELEMENTS 1020 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:58,130 OF THIS IN THE BOOK-- YOU ARGUE 1021 00:28:58,132 --> 00:29:00,259 THAT THE PANDEMIC AND CLIMATE 1022 00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:01,389 CHANGE ARE NOT DISSIMILAR. 1023 00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,584 PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW. 1024 00:29:02,586 --> 00:29:04,785 YEAH, SO WE COUNT OUR 1025 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:07,030 GOVERNMENTS TO THINK AHEAD ABOUT 1026 00:29:07,064 --> 00:29:08,292 EARTHQUAKES SO THEY DO BUILDING 1027 00:29:08,327 --> 00:29:09,100 CODES. 1028 00:29:09,101 --> 00:29:11,960 OR, YOU KNOW, ABOUT WARS SO 1029 00:29:11,994 --> 00:29:13,992 THEY, YOU KNOW, FUND A DEFENSE 1030 00:29:13,993 --> 00:29:16,327 DEPARTMENT THAT DOES WAR GAMES. 1031 00:29:16,328 --> 00:29:19,224 IN THESE TWO CASES, THE PANDEMIC 1032 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,015 AND THE CLIMATE CHILDREN OUR 1033 00:29:21,016 --> 00:29:22,688 GOVERNMENTS AREN’T BRINGING IN 1034 00:29:22,689 --> 00:29:26,261 THE BEST EXPERTS AND FIGURING 1035 00:29:26,263 --> 00:29:28,900 OUT AN EFFICIENT WAY TO AVOID 1036 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:29,663 THIS DISASTER. 1037 00:29:29,664 --> 00:29:32,402 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT DIDN’T SEEM 1038 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,780 LUKE A PANDEMIC WOULD COME 1039 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,195 OVERNIGHT, NO POLITICIAN FELT 1040 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:37,041 LIKE THEY’D GET IN TROUBLE. 1041 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,877 AND, YOU KNOW, SO THE U.S. 1042 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,069 LOOKED BAD. 1043 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,843 SOME COUNTRIES THAT WERE MORE 1044 00:29:41,845 --> 00:29:43,963 READY, LIKE AUSTRALIA, AVOIDED 1045 00:29:43,964 --> 00:29:46,475 MOST OF THOSE DEATHS. 1046 00:29:46,476 --> 00:29:49,865 SO BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS FAR 1047 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,664 WORSE AND ONCE YOU GET INTO IT 1048 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,332 AND THE NATURAL ECOSYSTEMS ARE 1049 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,902 DYING, YOU CAN’T INVENT ONE 1050 00:29:55,936 --> 00:29:57,510 THING LIKE A VACCINE AND GET OUT 1051 00:29:57,511 --> 00:29:58,414 OF IT. 1052 00:29:58,415 --> 00:30:00,832 THIS SHOULD TELL US, WOW, LET’S 1053 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,275 START NOW, TO GET READY. 1054 00:30:02,276 --> 00:30:04,075 AND GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO HAVE 1055 00:30:04,076 --> 00:30:06,820 TO LEAD THE WAY. 1056 00:30:06,822 --> 00:30:08,972 Trevor: WELL, IT’S A REALLY 1057 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,890 OMINOUS WARNING, BUT ONE THAT I 1058 00:30:10,891 --> 00:30:12,516 GUESS IF YOU’RE AN OPTIMIST, YOU 1059 00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:13,991 GO, AT LEAST THERE IS A GAME 1060 00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:15,439 PLAN BECAUSE WE’RE NOT DEALING 1061 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,727 WITH ALL OF IT RIGHT NOW. 1062 00:30:16,761 --> 00:30:17,857 BILL GATES, THANK YOU SO MUCH 1063 00:30:17,892 --> 00:30:19,363 FOR JOINING US ON THE SHOW. 1064 00:30:19,398 --> 00:30:21,048 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ENDEAVORS, 1065 00:30:21,082 --> 00:30:23,961 AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1066 00:30:23,963 --> 00:30:25,174 GREAT TO TALK TO YOU. 1067 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,012 Trevor: BILL’S NEW BOOK, "HOW 1068 00:30:26,046 --> 00:30:27,715 TO AVOID A CLIMATE DISASTER," IS 1069 00:30:27,749 --> 00:30:28,055 AVAILABLE NOW. 1070 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:29,233 OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT 1071 00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,231 Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR 1072 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,457 Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR 1073 00:30:35,491 --> 00:30:37,554 TONIGHT, BUT BEFORE WE GO: 1074 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:40,307 "THE DAILY SHOW" IS LAUNCHING 1075 00:30:40,308 --> 00:30:43,417 A NEW CLOTHING LINE CALLED THE 1076 00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:43,887 MONCHROME COLLECTION. 1077 00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:45,046 IT’S A NEW LINE OF CLOTHING AND 1078 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,755 GEAR, AND 100% OF ITS PROCEEDS 1079 00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:46,522 WILL BE DONATED TO THE EQUAL 1080 00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:47,625 JUSTICE INITIATIVE. 1081 00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:49,596 THE E.J.I. 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AND 1090 00:31:04,713 --> 00:31:06,584 LOOK FRESH ALL AT THE SAME TIME. 1091 00:31:06,618 --> 00:31:08,617 UNTIL TOMORROW, STAY SAFE OUT 1092 00:31:08,652 --> 00:31:10,391 THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND 1093 00:31:10,425 --> 00:31:10,823 REMEMBER: 1094 00:31:10,857 --> 00:31:13,166 IF YOU’RE CELEBRATING MARDI GRAS 1095 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,060 AT HOME, YOU CAN SHOW YOURSELF 1096 00:31:15,094 --> 00:31:17,015 YOUR OWN BOOBS IN THE MIRROR. 1097 00:31:17,016 --> 00:31:18,454 NOW, HERE IT IS,YOUR MOMENT OF 1098 00:31:18,488 --> 00:31:19,480 ZEN. 1099 00:31:19,515 --> 00:31:23,226 AND, FINALLY, THE MUST-SEE 1100 00:31:23,227 --> 00:31:25,096 STUNT ON A PARTIALLY FROZEN 1101 00:31:25,097 --> 00:31:25,985 CANAL. 1102 00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:28,787 IT HAPPENED IN AMSTERDAM, A 1103 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:30,493 DAREDEVIL GLIDING OVER THE ICE 1104 00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:31,539 AND THEN, FACE PLANT. 1105 00:31:31,574 --> 00:31:32,836 YEAH, THAT ONE HAS TO HURT. 1106 00:31:32,837 --> 00:31:35,321 IT REALLY DOES. 1107 00:31:35,322 --> 00:31:37,537 HIS BODY IS TINGLING AS WE 1108 00:31:37,538 --> 00:31:37,859 SPEAK. 1109 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:40,265 BUT HE PLAYS IT OFF. GOOD FOR FOR HIM. 1110 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:42,400 GOOD FOR FOR HIM. DON’T TRY IT AT HOME.