I’M TREVOR NOAH, THIS IS "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
TODAY IS FEBRUARY 16th, AND
HERE’S YOUR HELPFUL VACCINE TR
OF THE DAY: EVEN IF YOU’VE
ALREADY BEEN VACCINATED, IT’S
STILL IMPORTANT TO WEAR A MASK,
BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT
HIDES HOW HAPPY YOU ARE.
NONE OF US WANT TO SEE THAT
SHIT!
SHOWING UP WITH YOUR VACCINE.
PIT A MASK ON AND HIDE YOUR
FACE, YOU LUCKY BASTARD! ANYWAY, ON TONIGHT’S SHOW:
WE LOOK AT THE RECENT VIOLENCE
AGAINST ASIANS IN AMERICA.
ROY WOOD JR. TELLS US ABOUT
AMERICA’S BLACK DOCTOR.
AND A WINTER STORM IS MESSING
WITH TEXAS.
PLUS, BILL GATES IS ON THE SHOW!
SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE!
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW."█ç
Announcer: FROM TREVOR’S
COUCH IN NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR
COUCH SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD,
THIS IS "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW," WITH TREVOR
NOAH.
Trevor: LET’S KICK THINGS
OFF WITH THE CRAZY WEATHER
SWEEPING ACROSS THE UNITED
STATES TODAY.
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, IF YOU LOOK
OUT YOUR WINDOW, YOU’RE SEEING
SNOW.
IF YOU’RE IN FLORIDA, IT’S
COCAINE.
AND FOR PLACES THAT AREN’T USED
TO HAVING WINTER, IT IS CAUSING
BIG PROBLEMS.
NEARLY 200 MILLION AMERICANS
ARE NOW IN THE PATH OF A
DANGEROUS WINTER STORM SYSTEM,
WITH WARNINGS AND ALERTS NOW
STRETCHING FROM THE MEXICAN
BORDER ALL THE WAY TO MAINE.
44 STATES ON ALERT THIS
MORNING.
ABOUT 70% OF THE CONTINENTAL
U.S. IS COVERED IN SNOW RIGHT
NOW.
THAT IS THE HIGHEST IN A DECADE.
NOWHERE IS HARDER HIT THAN
TEXAS, WHERE MORE THAN 3 MILLION
HOMES AND BUSINESSES ARE WITHOUT
POWER AND HEAT.
THE ELECTRICAL GRID SIMPLY CAN’T
HANDLE THE DEMAND.
OFFICIALS IMPOSED ROLLING
BLACKOUTS, SAYING THE LACK OF
ENERGY IS DUE IN PART TO FROZEN
WIND TURBINES IN WEST TEXAS
KNOCKED OFFLINE.
PIPES FREEZING AND BURSTING
ACROSS THE STATE, AND THESE
POWER LINES SIZZLING, TAKEN
OUT BY HEAVY ICE IN LOUISIANA.
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW
DOWN.
FROZEN ROADS SENT AN
18-WHEELER CAREENING OUT OF
CONTROL NEAR AUSTIN, AND A MAN
NEARLY LOST HIS LIFE JUMPING
JUST SECONDS BEFORE A CAR LOST
CONTROL AND CRASHED INTO A
POLICE CRUISER.
Trevor: OH, HELL NO!
TRUCKS TURNING AROUND?
CARS FLYING OFF THE ROAD?
THIS STORMS THAT TURNED TEXAS
INTO THAT ICE LEVEL FROM MARIO
KART.
ICE LEVEL FROM MARIO KART.
IF I’M IN TEXAS RIGHT NOW, I’M
CARRYING A GREEN SHELL WITH ME,
JUST TO BE SAFE.
AND HOW ABOUT THE GUY THAT
JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY OF A
FLIPPING CAR.
THAT WAS ACTION-MOVIE SHIT, LIKE
REAL-LIFE ACTION MOVIE.
THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS HIM
TURNING TO THE CAMERA AFTER WITH
A CLEVER ONE-LINER AFTERWARDS.
"ICE TRY, BUDDY."
AND YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, THIS
IS ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR TEXANS
BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT EQUIPPED FOR
SNOW.
THEY DON’T HAVE SNOW SHOVELS OUT
THERE.
THEIR BEST BED IS TO GRAB THEIR
ARROW 15’S.
"GO BACK TO CANADA WHERE YOU
BELONG!"
BUT THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU
THAT WITH CLIMATE CHANGE,
EVERYONE HAS TO BE PREPARED FOR
EVERY KIND OF CONDITION, NO
MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE.
YOU’RE IN ARIZONA?
WELL, YOU BETTER GET A PARKA.
MINNESOTA?
YOU NEED A BIG SUN HAT.
NEW YORK?
START CARRYING AROUND
ANTI-SCORPION SPRAY.
THAT’S NOT A CLIMATE CHANGE
THING.
MY PET SCORPION HAS ESCAPED.
IF YOU FIND ROGER, PLEASE, LEES,
RETURN HIM.
IT TURNS OUT THERE IS A LOT OF
REASONS TEXAS HAS SUFFERED SUCH
A HUGE POWER OUTAGE.
SUPPLY FOR TERRORIST IS DOWN,
DEMAND IS SURGING.
BUT EXPERTS SAY TEXAS
UNDERINVESTED IN THEIR GRID AND
IT FINALLY BROKE DURING THE
STORM.
I GET IT, SPENDING MONEY ON
INFRASTRUCTURE IS PROBABLY THE
LEAST SEXY THING YOU CAN DO WITH
YOUR TAX DOLLAR, BUT IT’S ONE OF
THOSE THINGS YOU’RE GOING TO
TAKE FOR GRANTED UNTIL YOU’RE IN
AN EMERGENCY.
IT’S LIKE HOW PEOPLE WHO BUILT
THE "TITANIC" DIDN’T FOCUS ON
LIFE BOATS.
BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO FOCUSED ON
PROVIDING CARS FOR THEIR
PASSENGERS TO BANG IN.
BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO NEWS FROM
NEW ORLEANS, WHERE THE DRINKS
ARE STRONG, THE PEOPLE ARE
FRIENDLY, AND THE WAYNES
ARE LIL.
TODAY IS MARDI GRAS, WHEN THE
CITY WOULD NORMALLY THROW ITS
FAMOUS COSTUMED PARADE.
BUT IN CORONA TIMES, THINGS ARE
A LITTLE MORE SUBDUED.
IT MAY BE THE QUIETEST
BOURBON STREET HAS EVER BEEN ON
MARDI GRAS.
NORMALLY THE HEART OF THE
CITY’S MOST-ICONIC CELEBRATION,
THE FRENCH QUARTER, IS VIRTUALLY
EMPTY.
ALMOST A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC,
NEW ORLEANS ISN’T TAKING ANY
CHANCES.
IT LIMITED LIQUOR SALES AND SHUT
DOWN ALL BARS FOR THE FIVE DAYS
LEADING UP TO FAT TUESDAY.
IT’S NOT GOING TO NOT BE
CELEBRATED.
IT’S JUST GOING TO BE CELEBRATED
DIFFERENTLY.
LOCAL ARTISTS ARE TURNING
MARDI GRAS INTO YARDI GRAS, WITH
THEMED OUTDOOR DISPLAYS INSPIRED
BY BOTH TRADITION AND POP
CULTURE.
EVEN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC CAN’T
KEEP THESE BEADS AWAY.
Trevor: YES, FRIENDS.
THIS YEAR, MARDIS GRAS IS YARDIS
GRAS.
AND I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT
MOVE.
THE SOONER THE PEOPLE OF NEW
ORLEANS CAN STOP THE SPREAD OF
COVID, THE SOONER THEY CAN GET
BACK TO SPREADING GONORRHEA.
AND, YEAH, IT’S SAD.
BUT IT’S JUST NOT SAFE TO HOLD A
MARDIS GRAS PARADE.
I MEAN, DURING A PANDEMIC, A
TUBA JUST TURNS INTO A COVID
FIREHOSE.
BUT, HONESTLY, I’M GLAD THEY
FOUND A WAY TO CELEBRATE SAFELY
MARDI GRAS.
YOU AND I WE CAN CELEBRATE MARDI
GRAS FROM HOME OVER ZOOM.
YOU JUST NEED SOME BEANS, YOU
HAVE THE WHOLE THING-- MA!
SOMEONE BROKE THE LAPTOP!
AND, FINALLY, THERE’S SOME GOOD
NEWS FOR DISEASE EXPERT AND
"PANDEMIC ZADDY," DR. ANTHONY
FAUCI-- THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAY
COME OUT OF THE PANDEMIC BETTER
OFF THAN HE WENT INTO IT.
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI IS BEING
HONORED FOR WHAT’S DESCRIBED AS
HIS WORK DEFENDING SCIENCE
DURING THE PANDEMIC.
THE ISRAELI BASED DAN DAVID
FOUNDATION SAYS DR. FAUCI IS
BEING AWARDED A $1 MILLION
PRIZE.
THE PRIVATE FOUNDATION SAID
PRESIDENT BIDEN’S CHIEF MEDICAL
ADVISER EARNED THE RECOGNITION
FOR A LIFETIME OF LEADERSHIP ON
H.I.V. RESEARCH AND AIDS RELIEF,
AS WELL AS ADVOCATING FOR
SCIENCE AND CORONAVIRUS
VACCINES.
Trevor: WOW.
CONGRATULATIONS, DR. FAUCI.
I MEAN THE MAN HAS DEFINITELY
EARNED THIS PRIZE.
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE’S GETTING
A MILLION DOLLARS FOR WORKING
FOR TRUMP AND NOT GETTING FIRED.
HE’S BASICALLY THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL "APPRENTICE"
CONTESTANT OF ALL TIME.
AND I HOPE FAUCI USES THIS MONEY
TO GET SOMETHING NICE FOR
HIMSELF, LIKE A DIAMOND-STUDDED
FACEMASK.
ALTHOUGH, HE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A
"BALL OUT OF CONTROL" KIND OF
GUY.
I BET FAUCCI JUST USE THE MONEY
TO BRIBE PEOPLE TO KEEP FIGHTING
THE PANDEMIC.
( FAUCI )
"LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE.
I’LL GIVE YOU $1,000 IF YOU
DON’T GO BOWLING TONIGHT."
I GO TO BE HONEST, THOUGH--
I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS
FOUNDATION BEFORE.
AND PART OF ME HOPES THIS ISN’T
A CORONAVIRUS TRAP.
DR. FAUCI IS GOING TO WALK INTO
THE ROOM TO GET HIS PRIZE, AND
IT’S JUST GOING TO BE CORONA
STANDING THERE WITH A BASEBALL
BAT.
WELL, WELL, WELL, DR. FAUCI.
WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW!
"I’M WEARING A MASK, SO NOTHING
MUCH, REALLY.
"YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF
AND FIGHT ME?"
"NO, THAT’S GOING TO MAKE THINGS
HARDER FOR ME.
COME ON, FAUCI, HELP ME OUT
HERE."
BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO TODAY’S
MAIN STORY.
THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC HAS
BEEN HARD ON A LOT OF PEOPLE IN
AMERICA: HEALTHCARE WORKERS,
PARENTS, PEOPLE WITH ONLY A HOT
BOTTOM HALF OF THE FACE.
BUT THERE’S ONE COMMUNITY THAT
HAS FACED A UNIQUE CRISIS:
THE ASIAN COMMUNITY.
AND THEIR SITUATION HAS ONLY
BEEN GETTING WORSE.
A WAVE OF VIOLENCE AGAINST
ELDERLY ASIAN AMERICANS PUTTING
COMMUNITIES ACROSS THE
COUNTRY ON EDGE.
THE CORONAVIRUS’S ORIGIN IN
CHINA HAS CAUSED A BACKLASH
AGAINST ASIAN AMERICANS.
A 91-YEAR-OLD MAN PUSHED IN
OAKLAND’S CHINATOWN, ONE OF
THREE ATTACKS THAT DAY.
THE SPIKE IN VIOLENCE FORCING
THE ALAMEDA COUNTY DISTRICT
ATTORNEY TO FORM A SPECIAL
RESPONSE SPECIAL UNIT.
PRESIDENT BIDEN LAST MONTH
SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER, WITH
NEW JUSTICE DEPARTMENT GUIDANCE
ON HOW TO SPECIFICALLY REPORT
ANTI-ASIAN HATE INCIDENTS.
HOLLYWOOD STARS SPEAKING OUT,
USING THEIR FAME TO RAISE
AWARENESS AND DONATE FUNDS TO
ORGANIZATIONS THAT FIGHT HATE
AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO IN
OAKLAND’S CHINATOWN, ACTORS AND
PRODUCERS DANIEL WU AND DANIEL
DAE KIM SPOKE OUT AND OFFERED A
$25,000 REWARD FOR AN ARREST
THE WAY WE SEE IT IS THAT
IT’S NOT ONE COMMUNITY AGAINST
ANOTHER.
IT’S EVERYONE VERSUS RACISM.
Trevor: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
HORRIFYING AND SAD TO WATCH.
PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING ASIANS IN
AMERICA, EVEN NONE-YEAR-OLDS
JUST BECAUSE THE CORONAVIRUS
STARTED IN CHINA.
THAT’S JUST INSANE.
BUT GOOD FOR DANIEL WU AND
DANIEL DAE KIM FOR PUTTING UP
THE CASH REWARD FoR
N ARREST.BUT IT’S SAD THEY EVEN
RESORT TO THIS.
I MEAN, IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE
RACIALLY ATTACKED A SENIOR
CITIZEN, YOU SHOULD SNITCH ON
SIGHT, NO INCENTIVES NEEDED.
LIKE, WHO IS OUT THERE WATCHING
THEIR TV LIKE, "I MEAN, YEAH,
SURE, I SAW THAT DUDE ATTACK AN
OLD ASIAN MAN.
BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME?"
AND WHILE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
TALKING ABOUT THIS SITUATION
NOW, THE TRUTH IS, IT’S NOT NEW.
IN FACT, IT’S BEEN BUILDING
SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE
PANDEMIC.
THE ASIAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY
HAS BEEN FACED WITH EFFECTIVELY
TWO PANDEMICS.
THE FIRST IS THE COVID-19█ç
PANDEMIC, BUT THE SECOND
PANDEMIC IS A VIRUS OF RACISM
THAT WE HAVE FACED.
"ASIAN AMERICANS ADVANCING
JUSTICE" HAS CITED AT LEAST
3,000 ANTI-ASIAN INCIDENTS SINCE
LAST FEBRUARY.
IN NEW YORK CITY, THERE WAS AN
867% INCREASE IN ASIAN HATE
CRIME VICTIMS IN 2020 COMPARED
TO THE YEAR BEFORE.
ADVOCATES SAY THESE ATTACKS
BECAME MORE PREVALENT AFTER
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN
ROUTINELY USING RACIST LANGUAGE
TO DESCRIBE THE PANDEMIC.
CHINATOWN WAS ONE OF THE
EARLIEST NEW YORK CITY
COMMUNITIES TO GET HIT DURING
THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC, AND IT
WAS HIT HARD.
MANY BUSINESSES STILL STRUGGLING
TO STAY OPEN NOW, NEARLY A YEAR
LATER.
I THINK IT WAS RACISM, PEOPLE
SAID, IT’S CHINATOWN.
THERE’S BOUND TO BE COVID THERE.
AND THAT STIGMA HAS SPARKED
SOME DANGEROUS INCIDENTS, SOME
DOCUMENTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
IF YOU’RE FROM CHINA I NEED
TO KNOW.
BECAUSE WHY?
BECAUSE THERE’S A CORONAVIRUS
GOING AROUND.
AND ANYONE FROM CHINA, I’M TOLD,
HAS TO BE PICKET UP AND
QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS.
Trevor: GOOD LORD.
AN 867% INCREASE IN CRIMES IN
NEW YORK CITY.
AND IT’S ESPECIALLY CRAZY WHEN
YOU CONSIDER THAT EVERYONE WAS
INDOORS ALL YEAR.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE TRUE
ASSHOLES IF THEY’LL RISK GETTING
CORONA JUST TO SHOW HOW RACIST
THEY ARE.
BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS
RISING VIOLENCE?
HERE TO SHARE A FEW REAL WAYS
YOU CAN HELP FIGHT HATE CRIMES
AGAINST ASIAN PEOPLE IN AMERICA,
WE TURNED TO "THE DAILY SHOW’S"
VERY OWN RONNY CHIENG.
RONNY, I’M SORRY WE’RE CHATTING
UNDER SUCH SAD CIRCUMSTANCES,
BUT IT’S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE
YOUR FACE.
YES, THANK YOU, TREVOR.
IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE MY
FACE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK
ABOUT HOW INCREDIBLY HANDSOME I
AM OR HOW I’M SOMEHOW GETTING
BETTER WITH AGE.
THIS OTHER ISSUE IS MORE
IMPORTANT.
Trevor: WE DEFINITELY AGREE
ON THAT.
SO HOW CAN PEOPLE HELP FIGHT
THESE HATE CRIMES?
SO, THERE ARE A FEW BIG WAYS
PEOPLE CAN HELP.
I MEAN, NUMBER ONE, IF YOU SEE A
HATE CRIME OR HARASSMENT OR
DISCRIMINATION, REPORT IT.
BECAUSE IF THE AUTHORITIES DON’T
HEAR ABOUT HATE CRIMES, THEY
WON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT IF YU HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF
EVIDENCE, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO
IGNORE WHAT’S HAPPENING--
UNLESS YOU’RE A REPUBLICAN IN AN
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.
Trevor: WELL, I MEAN, OF
COURSE, YES, BUT THAT’S A
TOTALLY DIFFERENT ISSUE.
THE QUESTION IS HOW CAN I, OR
ANYONE ELSE, REPORT A HATE
CRIME.
YOU CAN USE THE WEBSITE
BELOW.
IT’S QUICK AND SUPER EASY TO
USE.
YOU CAN REPORT A HATE CRIME IN
LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES TO
DECIDE WHAT NETFLIX SHOW TO
WATCH.
I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE
SIX DIFFERENT SHOWS ABOUT TACOS
NOW?
I ONLY HAVE ROOM IN MY LIFE FOR
ONE TACO SHOW, OKAY?
TWO, IF THE TACO IS ALSO A
SERIAL KILLER.
Trevor: OH, YEAH, DUDE, THAT
TACO WAS SUPER GUILTY.
I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WERE
LIKE #TACO GUILTY.
LET’S MOVE ON.
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO AREN’T
SEEING HATE CRIMES HAPPENING IN
FRONT OF THEM?
HOW CAN THEY HELP?
IF YOU’RE IN AN AREA WHERE
THESE ATTACKS HAVE BEEN
HAPPENING, VOLUNTEER TO BE A
CHAPERONE.
ORGANIZATIONS LIKE "COMPASSION
IN OAKLAND" WILL CONNECT YOU
WITH ASIAN ELDERS TO HELP KEEP
THEM SAFE WHEN THEY’RE WALKING
AROUND.
AND IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION,
BECAUSE ELDERLY ASIANS HAVE SO
MUCH KNOWLEDGE TO GIVE,
LIKE LEARNING HOW TO NEGOTIATE
THE BEST PRICE FOR ANYTHING.
ONE CONVERSATION, AND YOU’LL
NEVER OVERPAY FOR SHRIMP PASTE
AGAIN.
TREVOR, HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING
FOR YOUR SHRIMP PASTE RIGHT NOW?
Trevor: RIGHT NOW?
I DON’T-- I DON’T BUY SHRIMP
PASTE.
WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR, GLUE
SHRIMP TOGETHER.
OKAY, WELL, THAT’S ANOTHER
HATE CRIME I’LL BE REPORTING.
Trevor: NO, RONNY, NO.
I LOVE SHRIMP PASTE.
IT’S TOO LATE, TREVOR.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE UP FOR
IT, YOU CAN DONATE TO ONE OF
WORKING HARD TO SUPPORT AND
PROTECT THE ASIAN COMMUNITY.
I KNOW YOU’VE GOT THE MONEY FROM
ALL YOUR SHRIMP PASTE SAVINGS.
Trevor: THANK YOU, RONNY
THIS HAS BEEN REALLY
INFORMATIVE.
SO TO SUM UP, PEOPLE CAN HELP BY
REPORTING HATE CRIMES, BY
CHAPERONING THE VULNERABLE, AND
BY DONATING TO ORGANIZATIONS
FIGHTING HATE.
YES.
OH, AND THERE IS ONE MORE WAY TO
HELP--
( YELLING )
DON’T BE A RACIST ASSHOLE WHO
ATTACKS OLD ASIAN PEOPLE!
WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS WRONG WITH
YOU?
SHOVING AN OLD LADY ISN’T GOING
TO MAKE YOUR DICK ANY BIGGER.
JUST BUY A CONVERTIBLE, LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE!
OKAY, I THINK THAT’S EVERYTHING.
YEAH, I THINK WE CAN FINALLY
TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD LOOKING I’VE
BECOME.
Trevor: UM, I’M SORRY, RONNY,
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, WE’VE JUST
RUN OUT OF TIME.
OH, THAT’S COOL.
YOU CAN JUST EMAIL ME AT MY
ANY COMPLIMENTS AT:
handsomeronny@thedailyshow.com.
KIND TRYING IF THE INBOX IS
FULL.
I’LL LET YOU KNOW.
THANK YOU, RONNY.
YOU STAY SAFE AND HANDSOME OUT
THERE.
ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
ROY WOOD JR. TELLS US ABOUT THE
Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
FEBRUARY, AS YOU KNOW, IS BLACK
HISTORY MONTH.
AND WE’RE CELEBRATING IT ALL
MONTH ALONG WITH ROY WOOD JR.
HONORING THE UNSUNG HEROES OF
BLACK HISTORY IN ANOTHER EPISODE
OF "C.P. TIME."
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OH, HELLO.
WELCOME TO "C.P. TIME," THE ONLY
SHOW THAT’S FOR THE CULTURE.
TODAY, WE’LL BE DISCUSSING THE
HISTORY OF BLACK DOCTORS.
AND I KNOW THAT NOWADAYS THERE
ARE BLACK DOCTORS EVERYWHERE.
ON THE SEXY TV SHOWS, IN THE
RAPIN’ STUDIOS.
EVEN IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY.
THERE ARE SO MANY BLACK DOCTORS
WE EVEN HAVE FAITH BLACK
DOCTORS, LIKE DR. LOVE, THE
17-YEAR-OLD WHO PUT ON A WHITE
LAB COAT AND GAVE MEDICAL ADVICE
UNTIL HE WAS ARRESTED.
I’M GLAD HE GOT CAUGHT BEFORE HE
GAVE ME THAT VASECTOMY.
MONEY SAVED.
BUT WHILE BLACK DOCTORS MAY SEEN
COMMONPLACE TODAY, FOR THE
LONGEST TIME, BLACK PEOPLE’S
CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD OF
MEDICINE HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKED.
BY "OVERLOOKED" I MEAN STOLEN BY
WHITE PEOPLE.
SO LET’S DISCOVER SOME OF THESE
BLACK PROFESSIONALS, STARTING
WITH DR. CHARLES DREW.
DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR,
DR. DREW CONDUCTED
GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH INTO
BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS THAT LED TO
THE CREATION OF BLOOD BANKS,
WHICH SAVED THE LIVES OF
THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS.
DR. DREW’S RESEARCH UNDOUBTEDLY
HELPED ALLIED FORCES DEFEAT THE
NAZIS.
AND IT HELPED MATT DAMON GET
HOME.
BUT IN 1942, THE MILITARY
DECIDED TO SEGREGATE BLOOD BANKS
BY RACE, AND IN RESPONSE,
DR. DREW RESIGNED IN PROTEST.
AND I APPLAUD HIM FOR THAT.
GETTING BLOOD DONATIONS FROM ONE
RACE ISN’T GOING TO CHANGE YOUR
RACE.
TRUST ME.
I RECEIVED PLASMA FROM A WHITE
MAN ONCE.
IT DID NOT AFFECT MY CREDIT
SCORE AT ALL.
MOVING ON, ANOTHER BLACK DOCTOR
WHO OVERCAME RACISM AND SEXISM
WAS DR. ALICE BALL.
DR. BALL DEVELOPED THE FIRST
EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR LEPERACY
BY CHEMICALLY MODIFYING CHIMUGRA
OIL TO MAKE IT WATER SOLUBLE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT
MEANS, BUT IT SOUND SMART.
MAKES ME WONDER IF THIS
CHIMUGRRA MIGHT HELP ME WITH MY
SKIN.
THIS PANDEMIC HAS MY WASHING MY
HANDS SO MUCH I’M GOING THROUGH
TWO BOTTLES OF LOTION A WEEK.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COST?
MOVING ON TO DR. DANIEL HILL
WILLIAMS, WHO IN 1893, PERFORMED
THE WORLD’S FIRST SUCCESSFUL
HEART SURGERY.
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,█ç WILLIAMS
START OFFSIDE AS A BARBER, WHICH
MAKES SENSE-- THE ONLY THING
WITH HIGHER STAKES THAN
PERFORMING THE FIRST HEART
SURGERY IS CUTTING A BLACK MAN’S
HAIR.
YOU DON’T WANT TO MESS THAT UP.
DR. WILLIAMS WAS A PIONEER, AND
HIS WORK OPENED THE DOOR FOR
OTHER BLACK SURGEONS, LIKE THE
WORLD-FAMOUS NEUROSURGEON BEN
CARSON.
DR. CARSON MADE A NAME FOR
HIMSELF IN THE 1980s BY
SEPARATING CONJOINED TWINS.
AND THAT’S WHAT I CHOOSE TO
REMEMBER HIM FOR.
GREAT JOB ON THAT SURGERY, DR. CARSON.
FINALLY, WE MUST NESS ONESMUS, A
BLACK MAN WHO MADE CONTRIBUTIONS
EVEN WHILE ENSLAVED.
DURING A SMALLPOX OUTBREAK, HE
TAUGHT HIS MASTER ABOUT
INOCULATION PRACTICES HE HAD
LEARNED IN AFRICA.
OVER THERE, THEY WOULD TAKE THE
PUS FROM A SICK PERSON’S WOUND
AND RUB IT INTO THE OPEN WOUND
OF A HEALTHY PERSON.
IT’S NASTY, BUT IT WORKS.
EVENTUALLY, THE IDEA CAUGHT ON,
AND MASSACHUSETTS VACCINATED ITS
POPULATION AND STEMMED THE
OUTBREAK.
AND TODAY, PEOPLE’S MISTRUST OF
VACCINES IS A THING OF THE PAST.
TOTALLY A THING OF THE PAST.
NEVER TO BE DISCUSSED EVER
AGAIN.
WELL, THAT’S ALL THE THE TIME WE
HAVE TODAY.
I’M ROY WOOD JR.
AND THIS HAS BEEN "C.P. TIME"
FROM HOME.
AND, REMEMBER, WE’RE FOR THE
CULTURE.
I HAVE TO CALL DR. LOVE, SEE IF
HE’S OUT OF JAIL.
THAT VASECTOMY, I STILL MIGHT
NEED TO GET THAT.
Trevor: ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE
COME BACK, THE ONE AND ONLY BILL
GATES IS JOINING US ON THE SHOW
TO TALK ABOUT THE VACCINE
MICROCHIP HE’S PUTTING IN ALL
OUR HEADS. STICK AROUND.
Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH BILL
GATES.
WE TALKED ABOUT CORONA VIRUS
VACCINES, HIS NEW BOOK ABOUT
CLIMB CHANGE AND SO MUCH MORE.
BILL GATES, WELCOME BACK TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
Trevor: THIS IS THE THIRD
TIME YOU HAVE APPEARED ON THE
SOCIAL DISTANCING VERSION OF THE
SHOW, AND WE’VE HAD VARIED
CONVERSATIONS.
ONE, RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF
THE PANDEMIC, WHERE YOU TOLD
PEOPLE THAT WE SHOULD BE
PREPARED FOR A REALLY HORRIBLE
TIME THAT WAS GOING TO, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, ROLL OUT.
PEOPLE DIDN’T BELIEVE IT, AND
THEN IT HAPPENED.
YOU CAME BACK THE SECOND TIME
AND SAID, OKAY, VACCINES ARE
GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE, AND
THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO GET
READY FOR, AND THAT IS WHAT
WE’RE LIVING IN NOW.
IT IS NOW YOUR THIRD TIME ON THE
SHOW.
ARE YOU HERE TO DELIVER DOOM AND
GLOOM, OR YOU’RE TELLING US
ABOUT SOME GOOD NEWS.
WHY ARE YOU HERE, BILL?
WELL, FOR THE PANDEMIC, THE
VACCINES ARE GOING TO BRING THIS
TO AN END.
IT’S, YOU KNOW, BEEN COMPLICATED
TO GET THEM OUT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT’S REALLY A
MIRACLE OF INNOVATION.
NOW I’M WARNING ABOUT CLIMATE
CHANGE.
I’VE GOT A NEW BOOK THAT FOCUSES
ON HOW WE AVOID A DISASTER.
Trevor: BEFORE WE GET INTO
THE BOOK, I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE VACCINES.
YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF YOURSELF
RECEIVING YOUR VACCINE AS
SOMEBODY WHO IS 65 AND OLDER.
AND AS YOU KNOW FROM THE
INTERNET, YOU MADE THE VACCINES
TO PUT MICROCHIPS IN THEM TO
CONTROL EVERYBODY’S MINDS.
SO MY QUESTION TO YOU IS WHAT
ARE YOU TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR
OWN MIND TO DO?
ARE YOU TRYING TO, LIKE, STOP
YOURSELF FROM EATING ICE CREAM?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
WHENEVER I GET LOST, THE
MICROCHIP CAN HELP ME FIGURE OUT
WHERE I AM, I GUESS.
THE IDEA I WANT TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE EVERYONE IS-- THAT’S A
STRANGE ONE FOR ME.
I’M LUCKY TO HAVE GOTTEN THE
VACCINE.
IT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE BEEN
HAPPY TO BE 65.
( LAUGHTER ).
Trevor: LET’S MOVE ON AND
TALK ABOUT ANOTHER LOOMING
CRISIS FACING THE WORLD.
YOU’VE TALKED A LOT ABOUT THE
PANDEMIC.
NOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE.
IN YOUR NEW BOORK YOU TALK ABOUT
HOW TO AVOID A CLIMATE DISASTER.
THE QUESTION IS, IS IT
AVOIDABLE?
WELL, THIS WILL BE THE
HARDEST THING EAVE EVER DONE
BECAUSE THE SOURCES OF EMISSIONS
ARE VERY BROAD.
YOU KNOW IT’S NOT JUST JUST
TERRORIST OR CARS.
IT’S ALSO COWS, IT’S CEMENT,
IT’S STEEL, IT’S PLANES.
AND SO WE HAVE TO CHANGE ALL
THOSE THINGS TO BE GREEN, AND WE
ONLY HAVE 30 YEARS.
SO ONLY IF THE YOUNGER
GENERATION WORLDWIDE IS KIND OF
BOTHERING THE POLITICIANS AND
SPEAKING OUT LOUDLY THAT
MORALLY, THIS IS A CAUSE THAT
THEY BELIEVE IN, ONLY WITH THAT,
A LOT OF INNOVATION, SOME
BRILLIANT POLICIES, THAT’S WHAT
WILL-- WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO MAKE
THIS GRAND TRANSFORMATION.
Trevor: IT FEELS LIKE A
THEORETICAL CONVERSATION,
THOUGH.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I DID ENJOY IN
THE BOOK IS YOU’VE LAID OUT
STEPS THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE CAN
ACTUALLY TAKE AND GOVERNMENTS
CAN ACTUALLY MOVE FORWARD TO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK SOME OF THE
MOST CONCRETE STEPS ARE THAT WE
CAN ACHIEVE TODAY THAT CAN HELP
US TOMORROW?
WELL, WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR
FUNDING ON THESE KEY TOPICS.
WE NEED TO HAVE MORE HIGH-RISK
COMPANIES GET STARTED WHO CARE
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
AND WE NEED THE GREEN PRODUCTS,
LIKE THE GREEN STEEL, WE NEED
DEMAND OUT THERE, SO PEOPLE ARE
BRINGING THOSE PRICES DOWN, THEY
GET VOLUME.
WE’VE SEEN WITH ELECTRIC CARS
THE RIGHT THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
THE PRICES ARE STARTING TO COME
DOWN.
YOU KNOW, GENERAL MOTORS SAID BY
2035 THEY DON’T THINK THEY’LL
NEED TO MAKE GASOLINE CARS.
SO IT IS THAT EXTRA COST, WHERE
YOU PAY A BIT MORE, YOU GIVE UP
RANGE.
OVER THE NEXT 14 YEARS, THAT
GREEN PREMIUM, I CALL IT, WILL
GO DOWN TO ZERO IN THAT
CATEGORY.
AND THAT’S AMAZING.
WE JUST NEED TO DO THAT ACROSS
THE DOZEN OR SO CATEGORIES BY
DRIVING INNOVATION FASTER THAN
IT WOULD NORMALLY TAKE PLACE.
Trevor: YOU KNOW, ONE OF
THE THINGS THAT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN
STRUCK BY IS HOW SOMETIMES THE
CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT WHAT
NEEDS TO BE DONE, BUT THEN
OFTENTIMES, THERE IS NO BUY-IN,
BECAUSE NOBODY SORT OF, LIKE,
WANTS TO DO IT.
THAT’S WHY I THINK ELON MUFNG
HAS DONE A GREAT JOB WITH TESLA.
YEAH, IT’S AN ELECTRIC CAR.
BUT MOST PEOPLE DON’T BUY IT FOR
THAT.
THEY BUY IT BECAUSE IT’S SUPER
COOL, IT GOES REALLY FAST, AND
IT’S TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED.
ARE THERE WAYS WE CAN GET GREEN
ENERGY TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY BY
MAKING COOL SOLUTION AS OPPOSED
TO TELLING EVERYONE, "YOU NEED
TO SWITCH OUT YOUR TERRORIST
WITH A WINDMILL?"
AS YOU MOVE AWAY FROM COAL,
THERE’S A LOT OF LOCAL POLLUTION
THAT AFFECTS HEALTH VERY
NEGATIVELY.
SO THERE’S BIG BENEFITS THERE.
AS YOU MOVE TO ARTIFICIAL MEAT,
THE KIND OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS
THAT IS INVOLVED THERE, AND, YOU
KNOW, PERHAPS IN LESS
CHOLESTEROL.
THERE ARE A LOT OF BENEFITS THAT
COME WITH GREEN PRODUCTS.
SADLY, SOME GREEN PRODUCTS, LIKE
GREEN CEMENT, IT’S STILL JUST
CEMENT.
SO THE FACT THAT IT COSTS MORE,
YOU KNOW, THE GOVERNMENT’S GOT
TO HELP CREATE SOME DEMAND
THERE.
AND SO WE CAN BRING THAT PRICE
DOWN.
SO, YES, SOME CATEGORIES CAN BE
BETTER PRODUCTS.
BUT STEEL AND CEMENT ARE KIND OF
THIS BORING THING THAT WE JUST
TAKE FOR GRANTED.
AND SO WE’VE BEEN WORKING TOO
MUCH ON THE EASY STUFF, NOT
ENOUGH ON THE HARD STUFF HERE.
Trevor: LET’S TALK A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT THE HARD STUFF, NOT
JUST IN TERMS OF THE PRODUCTS,
BUT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
AFFECTED BY THE PRODUCTS.
HOW DO WE IMPLEMENT THESE IDEAS
WITHOUT DISCARDING THE LIVES
THAT ARE ATTACHED TO THE OLD
FORMS OF CREATING ENERGY OR
FOOD?
WELL, THE KEY IS GOING TO BE
HAVING LOTS OF NEW JOBS.
, YOU KNOW, FOR EXAMPLE, THE
ELECTRIC NETWORK WILL HAVE TO
GET BIGGER BECAUSE IT’S POWERING
THE CARS OR HEATING AND COOLING
YOUR HOUSE.
THAT’S GOING TO BE THREE TIMES
BIGGER.
AND BUILDING ALL THOSE
TRANSMISSION LINES AND POWER
PLANT WILL BE A BIG DEAL.
NOW, THAT’S NOT SAY THAT SOME
COMMUNITIES THAT HAVE BEEN
REALLY FOCUSED ON THINGS LIKE
OIL, THEY WILL HAVE A
TRANSITION.
IT’S A 30-YEAR TRANSITION.
WE STILL WILL BE USING SOME OIL
IN THE DECADES AHEAD.
AND SO WE HAVE TO PUT INTO THE
COST OF THIS TRANSITION HOW WE
MANAGE THOSE COMMUNITIES THAT
ARE AFFECTED.
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THERE’S
ALMOST A TEMPTATION TO DENY THE
PROBLEM ALL TOGETHER, BECAUSE IF
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BE
LEFT OUT OF THE SOLUTION, YOU
JUST-- YOU JUST WANT█ç DENIAL.
Trevor: THERE’S ALSO NO
DENYING THAT DEVELOPING NATIONS
ARE MOST AFFECTED BY CLIMATE
CHANGE.
SO YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW, FARMERS
IN INDIA, FARMERS IN SUB-SAHARAN
AFRICA WHERE THEIR CLIMATES HAVE
CHANGED TO THE POINT WHERE THEY
CAN’T EVEN GROW THE FOOD.
IS THERE EVER AN IDEA FOR, LIKE,
A PENALTY THEN ON THE COUNTRIES
THAT DO EMIT?
IF YOU’RE DOING A THING-- LET’S
SAY JUST ON A LOCAL LEVEL, IF I
STARTED A FIRE IN MY HOUSE, AND
THE SMOKE BLACKED UP ALL OF YOUR
WINDOWS NEXT DOOR, SOMEONE WOULD
SAY, "I HAVE TO SOMEHOW MAKE UP
FOR THAT."
WILL THERE EVER BE A SYSTEM LIKE
THAT WHERE THE BIGGEST POLLUTERS
ENTER INTO A DEAL█ç AND SAY WE
WILL SORT OF PAY OR AMEND WHAT
WE ARE DOING TO POORER
COUNTRIES?
YES.
WE OWE IT TO THESE COUNTRIES TO
NOT ONLY MITIGATE-- THAT IS, GET
GET THE EMISSIONS DOWN TO ZERO--
AND THAT’S THE HUGE INNOVATION.
ALSO WE NEED TO HELP THEM
BECAUSE IT WILL WARM UP TWO
DEGREES CENTIGRADE AND THAT WILL
HURT ALL THE CROPS.
RAISE THE SEA LEVEL.
WE OWE IT TO THEM TO HELP WITH
ADAPTATION.
THAT INCLUDES A GENERATION OF
SEEDS THAT CAN GROW IN THE
HOTTER TEMPERATURES AND ARE MORE
PRODUCTIVE SO THEY DON’T END UP
WITH MALYOU MALNUTRITION, AND WE
FACE MASS MIGRATION FROM THOSE
EQUATORIAL AREAS.
THE POOREST, THEY ARE FARMERS SO
THE WEATHER HURTS THEM WAY MORE
THAN US.
WILDFIRE, SEA LEVEL RISE, EVEN
WE WILL FIND IT TOUGH TO GO
OUTDOORS IN THE SUMMER.
WHEN WE LOOK AT THE WORLD OF
CLIMATE CHANGE, IT’S FILLED WITH
THE WORLD OF SUPER STARS.
WHO IS GETTING INVOLVED IN
CLIMATE CHANGE.
IT’S BILL GATES, JEFF BASISOSE,
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, LEONARDO
DICAPRIO, ET CETERA.
THE ONE THING THAT BECOMES I
THINK A PARADOX, THOUGH, IS WHEN
PEOPLE SAY THESE PEOPLE ARE
TELLING US ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE,
BUT ALL OF THEM ALSO TRAVEL
AROUND ON PRIVATE JETS.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT
DISCREPANCY AND THE PARADOX OF
EXISTING IN THAT WAY.
I’M KIND OF A STRANGE
IMAGINE.
MY PRIMARY FOCUS IS GLOBAL
HEALTH, AND I TALKED ABOUT THE
RISK OF A PANDEMIC AND WHAT WE
SHOULD DO IN ADVANCE.
YOU KNOW, CLIMATE CHANGE I ONLY
CAME TO BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELING
IN AFRICA, AND HAVE HAD SEEN HOW
THESE FARMERS WERE ALREADY BEING
HURT BY IT.
MY PERSONAL EMISSIONS, I’M NOW
PAYING OVER $7 MILLION A YEAR TO
BUY AVIATION BIOFUEL, AND PAY
FOR CARBON CAPTURE, AND TO PUT
ELECTRIC HEAT PUMPS INTO
LOW-COST HOUSING INSTEAD OF
NATURAL GAS.
SO, YES, WE ALL NEED TO NOT ONLY
FUND GETTING RID OF OUR
FOOTPRINT, BUT ALSO USE THAT TO
FUND THESE PRODUCTS THAT WILL
EVENTUALLY BE PART OF THE
SOLUTION.
AND SO, THIS CATALYTIC INVESTING
IN GREEN PRODUCTS, YOU KNOW, THE
RICH HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO
SHOW THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT.
Trevor: YEAH, YOU’VE
ALREADY PUT IN, I THINK IT’S
OVER $2 BILLION INTO SOME OF
THESE IDEAS NOW TO TRY TO
CAPTURE THAT CARBON.
AND AS WE WRAP UP, I WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN-- AND THIS IS
SOMETHING YOU’VE TALKED ABOUT
AND IT WAS NICE TO READ ELEMENTS
OF THIS IN THE BOOK-- YOU ARGUE
THAT THE PANDEMIC AND CLIMATE
CHANGE ARE NOT DISSIMILAR.
PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW.
YEAH, SO WE COUNT OUR
GOVERNMENTS TO THINK AHEAD ABOUT
EARTHQUAKES SO THEY DO BUILDING
CODES.
OR, YOU KNOW, ABOUT WARS SO
THEY, YOU KNOW, FUND A DEFENSE
DEPARTMENT THAT DOES WAR GAMES.
IN THESE TWO CASES, THE PANDEMIC
AND THE CLIMATE CHILDREN OUR
GOVERNMENTS AREN’T BRINGING IN
THE BEST EXPERTS AND FIGURING
OUT AN EFFICIENT WAY TO AVOID
THIS DISASTER.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT DIDN’T SEEM
LUKE A PANDEMIC WOULD COME
OVERNIGHT, NO POLITICIAN FELT
LIKE THEY’D GET IN TROUBLE.
AND, YOU KNOW, SO THE U.S.
LOOKED BAD.
SOME COUNTRIES THAT WERE MORE
READY, LIKE AUSTRALIA, AVOIDED
MOST OF THOSE DEATHS.
SO BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS FAR
WORSE AND ONCE YOU GET INTO IT
AND THE NATURAL ECOSYSTEMS ARE
DYING, YOU CAN’T INVENT ONE
THING LIKE A VACCINE AND GET OUT
OF IT.
THIS SHOULD TELL US, WOW, LET’S
START NOW, TO GET READY.
AND GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO HAVE
TO LEAD THE WAY.
Trevor: WELL, IT’S A REALLY
OMINOUS WARNING, BUT ONE THAT I
GUESS IF YOU’RE AN OPTIMIST, YOU
GO, AT LEAST THERE IS A GAME
PLAN BECAUSE WE’RE NOT DEALING
WITH ALL OF IT RIGHT NOW.
BILL GATES, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR JOINING US ON THE SHOW.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ENDEAVORS,
AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GREAT TO TALK TO YOU.
Trevor: BILL’S NEW BOOK, "HOW
TO AVOID A CLIMATE DISASTER," IS
AVAILABLE NOW.
OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT
Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR
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UNTIL TOMORROW, STAY SAFE OUT
THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND
REMEMBER:
IF YOU’RE CELEBRATING MARDI GRAS
AT HOME, YOU CAN SHOW YOURSELF
YOUR OWN BOOBS IN THE MIRROR.
NOW, HERE IT IS,YOUR MOMENT OF
ZEN.
AND, FINALLY, THE MUST-SEE
STUNT ON A PARTIALLY FROZEN
CANAL.
IT HAPPENED IN AMSTERDAM, A
DAREDEVIL GLIDING OVER THE ICE
AND THEN, FACE PLANT.
YEAH, THAT ONE HAS TO HURT.
IT REALLY DOES.
HIS BODY IS TINGLING AS WE
SPEAK.
BUT HE PLAYS IT OFF. GOOD FOR FOR HIM.
DON’T TRY IT AT HOME.