1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,936 Hey, what's going on, everybody? I'm Trevor Noah. 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,972 And this is The Daily Social Distancing Show. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,874 Here's a tip for anyone out there 4 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,810 who's trying to get the vaccine right now. 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,547 You cannot get vaccinated by making out 6 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,717 with everyone who has had the vaccine. 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,986 But it's fun to try. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,889 -Call me, Gladys. -(ding) 9 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,557 Anyway, on tonight's show-- 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,593 Tom Brady defeats the Packers and father time, 11 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,929 Roy Wood, Jr. defunds the police, 12 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:32,332 and why you're the one who should really be impeached. 13 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,700 So let's do this, people. 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,236 Welcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show. 15 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,907 ANNOUNCER: From Trevor's couch in New York City 16 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,243 to your couch somewhere in the world, this is 17 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,580 The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,852 Let's kick things off with the Super Bowl. 19 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,587 It's the night you open a blue cheese dressing 20 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,989 that you'll end up throwing away in April. 21 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:59,193 Yesterday, the Kansas City Chiefs advanced to the big game 22 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,928 where they'll be facing off 23 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,030 against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,999 which means we're going to be seeing a very familiar, 25 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:09,169 very handsome face on the field. 26 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,038 Now to the other big story this morning. 27 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,840 Brady is back in the Super Bowl. 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,408 For the tenth time in his career, 29 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,376 Tom Brady is headed to the championship game. 30 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,279 NEWSMAN 2: The NFL's elder statesman is facing off 31 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,882 against one of the youngest in the league-- 32 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,885 25-year-old Kansas City superstar Patrick Mahomes, 33 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,321 who took the Chiefs to victory at last year's Super Bowl. 34 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,089 -ANNOUNCER: A touchdown! -NEWSMAN 2: And get this. 35 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:32,092 When Brady won his first Super Bowl in 2002, 36 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,895 Mahomes was just six years old. 37 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,898 Tom Brady has obviously smashed all kinds of records. 38 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,400 He becomes the oldest Super Bowl quarterback in history 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:45,873 at 43, surpassing... Tom Brady two years ago at 41. 40 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,941 Okay, no. Hell, no! 41 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:50,077 Tom Brady is immune from aging. 42 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,114 How is he still winning at 43? What is his secret? 43 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:57,050 I'm only 36, and all my Google searches are like, 44 00:01:57,084 --> 00:02:00,087 "Hips make clicking sound when I walk. Am I dying?" 45 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,688 But it kind of makes sense. 46 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,491 I mean, every sport has to have the one old guy. 47 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,692 All of them. 48 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,227 Even when you play pickup basketball, 49 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,029 there's always that one guy with the gray hair 50 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,999 and the Hard Rock Cafe T-shirt who shows you flames! 51 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,333 You spend the rest of the game debating 52 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,269 if he's actually John Stockton or not. 53 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,037 That guy's at every court. 54 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,639 But still, it is not fair 55 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:23,043 that Tom Brady is this good and this handsome. 56 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,711 He's going to be in his tenth Super Bowl, 57 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,947 and he looks like this?! No! 58 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,249 That's why I'm starting a Kickstarter today 59 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:33,453 to pay for him to get plastic surgery to look like this. 60 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,355 It's only fair, people. 61 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,957 I mean, think about it. 62 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,726 The opposing quarterback in this Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes, 63 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,931 was six years old when Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl. 64 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,465 Being good for that long must change 65 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,067 how you interact with kids. 66 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,036 Tom Brady will see his friend's baby 67 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,804 and just start trash-talking it. 68 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,539 "Oh, if you think you're crying now, 69 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,509 just wait until I whoop your ass in 20 years." 70 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,512 But let's move on now to the big news out of Russia. 71 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,981 You know, the country that's currently watching you 72 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,716 through your computer camera. 73 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:06,186 Last week, opposition leader Alexei Navalny returned 74 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:09,456 to the country where he was immediately thrown in jail 75 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:11,191 by Vladimir Putin's police. 76 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,862 But what Putin might not have expected is this response. 77 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,363 NEWSMAN: Massive crowds gathered 78 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:19,032 in cities across Russia on Saturday, demanding 79 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,802 opposition leader Alexei Navalny be released from jail. 80 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,604 NEWSMAN 2: These were some of the biggest demonstrations 81 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,005 in Russia in years. 82 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,406 NEWSWOMAN: And protests swept 83 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,242 across Russia's 11 time zones, 84 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,944 taking place in 90 cities. 85 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,346 In the capital, Moscow, 86 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,748 an estimated 15,000 demonstrators gathered 87 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,117 in the city center, clashing with police. 88 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,520 NEWSMAN 3: Police in Moscow started making arrests 89 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,789 even before the demonstrators started protesting. 90 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,692 More than a thousand people were detained 91 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,595 in the Russian capital alone, organizers say. 92 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,832 -(women screaming) -3,000, they claim, nationwide. 93 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,567 NEWSMAN 4: Police with batons rushed through crowds 94 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,636 of Navalny supporters who braved temperatures 95 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,605 as low as minus 58 degrees. 96 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,241 Some of the officers were seen beating the protestors. 97 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,577 Some demonstrators fought back, including these people, 98 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:08,282 who bombarded a group of riot police with snowballs in Moscow. 99 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:15,222 Wow. Nationwide protests across 11 time zones against Putin. 100 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,990 That's inspiring. 101 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,625 Guys, can we agree on something? 102 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,694 Anybody who protests 103 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:25,832 in negative 58 degree weather should have their demands heard. 104 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:29,002 The problem is that protests can get out of hand quickly 105 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,737 when it's that cold. 106 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,575 Because people will be like, "Let's burn down that store." 107 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,443 "Why, comrade? To protest Putin?" 108 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,312 "No, bitch. For heat." 109 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,515 But seriously, though, props to all of those protestors. 110 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,084 Because they're putting a lot of pressure on Vladimir Putin. 111 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,086 And I mean, real pressure, 112 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,921 not Kylie Jenner's shower pressure. 113 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,257 These protesters are widespread enough 114 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,092 that Putin can't just laugh them off. 115 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,027 And yes, that's partly because 116 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,662 Putin isn't sure of how to laugh. 117 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,631 "Ha. Ha. Ha, ha. 118 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:02,102 Okay, start with smile, then see how I go. Ugh." 119 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,238 And in many ways, Russia is just catching up 120 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,539 with the mood of the moment. 121 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,940 I mean, this has been a huge year 122 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,276 for protests around the world. 123 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,778 America saw the largest protests in its history 124 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,247 against police brutality. 125 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,282 We saw Sars protests in Nigeria, 126 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,885 Iraqis in the streets against corruption. 127 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,887 Now, the Russian people. 128 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,189 If you have a cause that you want to fight for, 129 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,191 this is the year to do it. 130 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,859 People are amped up, baby. 131 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,261 Start a movement! 132 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:31,031 Yo, (bleep) single-ply toilet paper! 133 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,001 -CROWD: Yes! -Yeah. 134 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,235 (laughs) You see that? 135 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,104 The people are ready to go. 136 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,939 -We're using our hands. -(loud booing) 137 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:42,142 No? Oh, you thought I meant...? No. 138 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,212 Moving on to the epic battle dominating the news-- 139 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:47,915 King Kong versus Godzilla. 140 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,583 Why do you guys have to fight? 141 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,186 Haven't you heard this is a time for unity? 142 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,588 But also, the epic battle against the coronavirus. 143 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,191 Right now, things are not going great. 144 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,825 The U.S. has really been struggling 145 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,327 to distribute enough vaccines, 146 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,828 hospitals are running short, 147 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,897 appointments are getting cancelled. I mean, 148 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,200 it's not as serious as the shortage 149 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,102 of PlayStation 5s, but it's still pretty bad. 150 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,871 And until people can get vaccinated, 151 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,874 America is going to have to take even more serious steps 152 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:17,110 to stop the spread of this virus. 153 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,879 NEWSWOMAN: This morning, the U.S. will begin 154 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,381 restricting travel from South Africa, 155 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:24,384 banning most non-U.S. citizens who have recently traveled 156 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,420 to the country from entering the states, 157 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:30,157 as well as reimposing the travel ban for Brazil, the U.K. 158 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,260 Ireland and 26 countries across Europe 159 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,797 in an effort to mitigate the spread of the virus. 160 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,999 The biggest change will put a new travel ban 161 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,436 in place for people coming from South Africa, 162 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:44,905 Where a new virus strain has been identified. 163 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,139 NEWSWOMAN 2: Researchers are worried 164 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,208 that the new variant might be better 165 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:53,046 at evading antibodies and have greater resistance to vaccines. 166 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,584 Okay. I know this is a terrible story, but I can't lie, man. 167 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,686 There's something in me that always gets excited 168 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,991 whenever South Africa gets mentioned on international TV, 169 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,592 even when it's about travel restrictions 170 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,928 because of a highly-contagious plague variant. 171 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,963 I'm like, "Hey, that's where I'm from! 172 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,132 Cool. I'm from there!" 173 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,500 But that's right. 174 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,702 This new variant of coronavirus is the fastest, 175 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:19,373 most deadly thing out of South Africa since Oscar Pistorius. 176 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:23,477 So now, America is closing down travel from South Africa. 177 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,479 Honestly, I don't even understand why 178 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,115 anybody would want to come to America right now. 179 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,583 I mean, everything's closed. 180 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,084 What are you going to do when you get here? 181 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:35,289 "Oh, I can't wait to watch Netflix in a hotel room, 182 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,424 "just like I do at home, but this time, 183 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,593 with a view of Denny's." 184 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,095 But let's move on to our main story. 185 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,364 And, guys, it is so exciting 186 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:47,067 that we can finally stop spending all our time 187 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,369 talking about Donald Trump's presidency. 188 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:53,073 Yes, instead, we get to talk about cleaning up the mess 189 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,075 from Donald Trump's presidency. 190 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,911 It's history in the making once again, 191 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,713 as Capitol Hill prepares 192 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:03,317 for the second Donald Trump impeachment trial. 193 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:06,320 Once again, the House impeachment managers 194 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,556 will take the long walk across the United States Capitol 195 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,459 to deliver the one article of impeachment 196 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,528 to the United States Senate. 197 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,230 The Senate will conduct a trial 198 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,632 of the impeachment of Donald Trump. 199 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,534 It will be a full trial. 200 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,069 It will be a fair trial. 201 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,906 But make no mistake, there will be a trial, 202 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,676 and when that trial ends, senators will have to decide 203 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:33,347 if they believe Donald John... Donald John Trump 204 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,415 incited the erection... 205 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:40,220 insurrection against the United States. 206 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:41,755 Goddamn! 207 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,824 I knew the Democrats were horny for Trump's impeachment, 208 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,292 but... that was ridiculous. 209 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,294 And you could tell by the look on his face 210 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,030 that Schumer knew that he had blown the entire case. 211 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,499 (like Schumer): He incited this erection... 212 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,235 Oh, damn it. I guess he gets to be president again. 213 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,070 I'm sorry, everybody. 214 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,940 Now Trump's team doesn't even have to present a defense. 215 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,442 They'll just be like, "Yo, you guys remember 216 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:06,079 "when Schumer said 'erection'? (laughing) 217 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,448 All right, guys, let's get out of here." 218 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,184 And honestly, I can't blame them. 219 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,587 I mean, come on, Schumer, how hard is it 220 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,722 to not say the word "erection"? 221 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,592 You can't afford to be making these kinds of rookie mistakes. 222 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,295 You just defeated Donald Trump in a national erection, 223 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,930 -(snaps fingers) -and you-- aw, damn it! 224 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,898 Now, the last time Donald Trump got impeached, 225 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,734 most Republican senators said they wouldn't convict him 226 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,404 because he hadn't done anything wrong. 227 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,674 But after the Capitol attack, they had to admit that yes, 228 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:37,044 maybe Trump actually did incite an insurrection. 229 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,313 But they still don't want to impeach him, 230 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,549 because that will make his followers angry. 231 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,586 And have you seen his followers? 232 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,955 I mean, they staged an insurrection. 233 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,990 Which is why, for this impeachment trial, 234 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,092 Republican senators have found a loophole 235 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,461 to let them dodge the issue entirely. 236 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,730 NEWSWOMAN: A chorus of criticism this morning 237 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,265 from Republican senators 238 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,767 ahead of former President Trump's impeachment trial. 239 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:04,104 Some arguing that since Donald Trump is out of office, 240 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,873 it's out of their hands. 241 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,975 I think the trial is stupid. I think it's counterproductive. 242 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,444 We already have a flaming fire in this country, 243 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,279 and it's like taking a bunch of gasoline 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,348 and pouring it on top of the fire. 245 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,583 A trial after the president has left office 246 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,852 is beyond the Senate's constitutional authority. 247 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,421 I think a lot of Americans are gonna think it's strange 248 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,457 that the Senate is spending its time 249 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,792 trying to convict and remove from office 250 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,595 a man who left office a week ago. 251 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,298 If you can impeach a president after they're out of office, 252 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,333 why don't we impeach George Washington? 253 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,036 He owned slaves. Where does this stop? 254 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:39,139 Okay, first of all, I support impeaching George Washington, 255 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:42,242 'cause I don't want that guy holding office again. 256 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,711 A slave-owning zombie as president? 257 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,980 That's terrifying! But let's be real, man, 258 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,982 this is one of the most ridiculous arguments ever. 259 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,519 Trump committed crimes on his way out of the door. 260 00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:55,022 So what, the people just have to let it go? 261 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,558 That policy doesn't exist anywhere else. 262 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,059 If you get fired at Best Buy, 263 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,361 they don't just let you steal a TV on the way out. 264 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,830 They don't even let you take that blue shirt with you. 265 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,599 You walk out of there naked. 266 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,602 In fact, you can argue that you have to convict Trump, 267 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,437 because if there's no consequence 268 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,372 for trying to overthrow the government, 269 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,374 then every president will just try it 270 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:15,576 on their way out of office. 271 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,411 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 272 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,879 Sack the Capitol, boys! 273 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,082 Oh, it didn't work? Well, I shot my shot. 274 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,117 See you guys in four years, everybody. (chuckles) 275 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,186 Now, saying you can't impeach Trump 276 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,555 because then you'd have to impeach George Washington 277 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,257 is one thing. 278 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,559 But one of Trump's top supporters 279 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,695 had an even wilder argument. 280 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,463 You can't impeach Trump 281 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:40,367 because then you'd have to impeach e'erbody. 282 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,002 House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy 283 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,972 is facing backlash for new comments that he made 284 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,374 in the wake of the deadly Capitol riot. 285 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,110 I thought the president had some responsibility 286 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,979 when it came to the response. 287 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,681 Um, if you listen to what the president said at the rally, 288 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,551 he said, uh, "Demonstrate peacefully." 289 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,820 I also think everybody across this country 290 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,421 has some responsibility. 291 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,023 Think about four years ago, 292 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,025 after the President Trump was sworn in. 293 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,793 What happened the very next day? 294 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,696 The title was resist, with people walking in the street. 295 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,765 Everyone across the country's responsible? 296 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,468 Everyone across... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 297 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,137 My man, my man, don't bring me into this. 298 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,740 I wasn't even near Washington. 299 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,109 I was busy at home seeing if you could make waffles 300 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,477 out of chocolate bars. 301 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,879 And then I was busy calling the fire department, 302 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,614 'cause the answer is no. 303 00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:29,383 But this is unbelievable. 304 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,385 The GOP is supposed to be 305 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,387 the party of personal responsibility. 306 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,755 Isn't that their thing? 307 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,723 But as soon as their members do something wrong, 308 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,425 they start talking like Buddhists. 309 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,061 (echoing): When you think of the oneness of all things, 310 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,697 then Donald Trump is as guilty as a blooming flower, 311 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,432 or the flowing river. 312 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:50,270 If we convict Trump, we must convict nature herself. 313 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:53,640 Om... 314 00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:56,276 Now, you might be asking, why is it so hard 315 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,712 to find Republicans willing to hold Donald Trump responsible 316 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,180 for his actions? 317 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,884 Well, because it turns out that, even out of office, 318 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,553 Trump still has an incredible amount of power 319 00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,689 with Republican voters. 320 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,058 And he's petty enough to use it 321 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,294 against anybody who dares cross him. 322 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,963 NEWSWOMAN: The Washington Post reports: 323 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,665 "Trump has entertained the idea of creating a third party, 324 00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:21,301 "called the Patriot Party, and instructed his aides 325 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:24,338 "to prepare election challenges to lawmakers who crossed him 326 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,073 "in the final weeks in office, 327 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,575 "including Wyoming Republican representative Liz Cheney, 328 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,377 "Georgia governor Brian Kemp, 329 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,746 "Alaska Republican senator Lisa Murkowski, 330 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,549 "and South Carolina Republican representative Tom Rice, 331 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,885 according to people familiar with the plans." 332 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,287 He's, uh, still wanting to exert whatever pressure he can 333 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,589 over the Republican senators who still, 334 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,591 they don't control the fate of his presidency-- 335 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,627 that's now over-- but they do control 336 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,629 whether Donald Trump goes down in history 337 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,064 as the first president or former president 338 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,500 ever to be convicted in an impeachment trial. 339 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,903 So I think Trump is looking for any kind of power 340 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,906 that he can still exert over Republicans. 341 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,041 That's right, people, Trump is threatening 342 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,745 to form a new political party as a way to punish Republicans 343 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,079 who betray him. 344 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,814 And you know he's serious, 345 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,783 because he made Jared Kushner google: 346 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,418 "How to start political party." 347 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,753 This shit is on. 348 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,122 And by the way, it seems unfair 349 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,224 to get to pick a name for your party 350 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,725 like "Patriot Party." 351 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:20,761 Because you got to wait until everyone else 352 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,263 picked boring words, and then you just jump in like, 353 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,432 "Oh, you guys are Democrats and Republicans? 354 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,036 "Cool. We'll be the Explosive Orgasm Party!" 355 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,738 And I'll be honest, I don't actually get Donald Trump. 356 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:35,175 He just left his job, and he's already out here 357 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,711 trying to form new parties and threaten senators? 358 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,314 I thought if there's anyone who would enjoy retirement, 359 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,582 it's Donald Trump. 360 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,784 I mean, he's basically already been retired 361 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,452 for the last four years. 362 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:49,256 My man, take some time off. Enjoy Florida. Play some golf! 363 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,592 Spend some time with your... 364 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,361 You know what? Actually, I get it now. 365 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,364 He'd probably want to run again. But the truth is, 366 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,133 Trump doesn't even need to start a third party, 367 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,504 because he's already made the GOP the "Trump Party." 368 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,906 He's basically an erection. 369 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,541 I mean, infection. Damn it, man. 370 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,311 Trump is an infection that took over the Republican Party. 371 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:14,715 And it turns out there are already new mutant strains 372 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,485 of Trump virus cropping up all over. 373 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:19,686 NEWSWOMAN: Former White House press secretary 374 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,054 Sarah Huckabee Sanders, 375 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,290 she's trying to get back into the political fray. 376 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,925 She's announcing in a video this morning 377 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,927 she's running for the governor of Arkansas. 378 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,562 That's something former President Trump 379 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,532 suggested she do when she resigned back in 2019, 380 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,867 and Sanders is now emphasizing her experience 381 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,335 working with Donald Trump. 382 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,570 Wow. 383 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,673 What a big day for former Trump staffers. 384 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,477 Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor. 385 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,547 Stephen Miller found a half-eaten mouse. 386 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,515 The future's looking bright, people. 387 00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,350 But yes, Sarah Huckabee Sanders 388 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,420 says that she's gonna be running for governor of Arkansas, 389 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,255 which, based on her track record, 390 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,257 means she's not gonna be running for governor 391 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,027 and there is no state called Arkansas. 392 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,496 And this is exactly why 393 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,298 the Senate needs to convict Donald Trump. 394 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,799 Because I know people hope 395 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,768 that Trump will just go away on his own, 396 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,369 but that's not going to happen. 397 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:13,040 And if Republicans want to break their party from his grasp, 398 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,908 well, then, they need to hand him 399 00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:19,446 a big, firm rejection. 400 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,215 (exhales) That was close. 401 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,851 All right, we'll be right back after these erections. 402 00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:23,951 I mean, commercials. Damn it! No! Why am I saying that? 403 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:28,352 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO THE 404 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,153 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW. 405 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,120 ONE OF THE BIG RALLYING CRIES OF 406 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:33,001 THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT 407 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,508 HAS BEEN DEFUND THE POLICE. 408 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:36,770 BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 409 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,232 WELL, A CITY IN OREGON HAS 410 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,606 OFFERED ONE VISION FOR WHAT IT 411 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,675 MIGHT LOOK LIKE. 412 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,901 ROY WOOD, JR. HAS MORE. 413 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,681 IN 2020 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE 414 00:16:45,716 --> 00:16:47,587 MARCHED IN THE STREETS TRYING TO 415 00:16:47,621 --> 00:16:49,590 DE FUND THE POLICE WHICH SOUNDS 416 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,961 SCARY, BUT WHAT DOES IT ACTUALLY 417 00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:51,632 MEAN? 418 00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:54,539 THIS REALLY IS AN IDEA TO 419 00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:55,706 ENTIRELY REIMAGINE PUBLIC SAFETY 420 00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:57,102 AND RETHINK HOW WE DO IT. 421 00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:59,260 IT MEANS TAKING MONEY OUT OF 422 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,855 POLICE BUDGETSK AND USING IT TO 423 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,488 FUND DIFFERENT TYPES OF WORKERS 424 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,900 WHO HANDLE SOME 911 CALLS. 425 00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:05,683 KIND OF LIKE HOW BATMAN HAD TO 426 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:06,857 TAKE A PAY CUT TO FUND THE 427 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:07,944 JUSTICE LEAGUE. 428 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,484 AND IN EUGENE, OREGON, THEY’RE 429 00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:12,113 GIVING IT A TRIAL RUN WITH A 430 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,576 PROGRAM CALLED CAHOOTS, CAHOOTS 431 00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:15,740 WHAT IS THAT LIKE A CRIME 432 00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:16,805 SOLVING OIL. 433 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,073 ST AN AM CRON IMCALLED CRISIS 434 00:17:19,074 --> 00:17:20,190 ASSISTANT HELPING OUT ON THE 435 00:17:20,224 --> 00:17:20,680 STREETS. 436 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,966 OKAY SO NO OWL. 437 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:25,203 I SAT DOWN WITH CAHOOTS 438 00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:27,314 ORGANIZER TO FIND OUT HOW THEIR 439 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:28,436 LITTLE TEST PROJECT IS GOING. 440 00:17:28,471 --> 00:17:30,236 I’M GUESSING YOU STARTED CAHOOTS 441 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,682 A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN EVERYBODY 442 00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:32,821 WAS MARCHING IN THE STREETS. 443 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:35,491 NO, WE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR 444 00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:37,768 MORE THAN 30 YEARS. 445 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,250 WAIT, 30 YEARS? 446 00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,815 WHEN YOUR ORGANIZATION WAS 447 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,279 CREATED THE FRESH PRINCE HADN’T 448 00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:43,623 EVEN LEFT FOR BEL-AIR YET. 449 00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:45,317 OKAY, THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS 450 00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,364 FOR AWHILE BUT WHAT EXACTLY ARE 451 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,059 THEY DOING. 452 00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:50,587 WHAT TYPE OF 911 CALLS DO YOU 453 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,435 ALL TYPICALLY RESPOND TO, AS A 454 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:53,771 CAHOOTS AGENT. 455 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,469 IS IT AGENT OR CAHOOTER? 456 00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:58,406 A CAHOOTEE. 457 00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:01,738 WE RESPOND TO NONCRIMINAL AND 458 00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,477 NONVIOLENT CALLS FOR SERVICE 459 00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:05,332 THAT COME TO THE 911 LINE IN OUR 460 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:05,737 AREA. 461 00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:08,816 AND WE RESPOND WITH A CRISIS 462 00:18:08,817 --> 00:18:10,736 WORKER AND AN EMT, INSTEAD OF 463 00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:11,678 LAW ENFORCEMENT. 464 00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:13,201 YOU STILL GOT GUNS THOUGH, 465 00:18:13,202 --> 00:18:13,791 RIGHT? 466 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,080 NO GUNS, NO TASTERS, NO 467 00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,054 PEPPER SPRAY. 468 00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:18,891 NUMB CHUCK, NINJA SAW, SWORD, 469 00:18:18,926 --> 00:18:19,361 BASEBALL BAT. 470 00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,523 WHY IS IT WE ASSUME IT WILL 471 00:18:21,524 --> 00:18:22,392 TAKE A WEAPON TO GET SOMEBODY 472 00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:22,765 UP. 473 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:24,813 I FEEL WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, 474 00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:28,158 BUT EVEN MALL COPS GOT MACE AND 475 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,443 THEY PROTECTING BUILD A BEAR 476 00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:29,843 WORKSHOPS. 477 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:32,518 BUT WHEREVER LAW ENFORCEMENT 478 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:33,649 OFFICERS ARE 479 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:35,204 UTILIZING-- UTILIZING MORE AND 480 00:18:35,205 --> 00:18:36,846 MORE EXPENSIVE MILITARY GATHER, 481 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:38,987 CAHOOTS SAVE A TUN TON OF MONEY. 482 00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:40,231 COMPARED TO THE LOCAL POLICE’S 483 00:18:40,232 --> 00:18:41,991 ANNUAL BUDGET OF 90 MILLION, 484 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:43,449 CAHOOTS COSTS ABOUT $2 MILLION, 485 00:18:43,483 --> 00:18:45,677 AROUND 2 PERCENT OF THE POLICE 486 00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:48,534 BUDGET BUT CAHOOTS RESPONDS TO 487 00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:50,014 ALMOST 20% OF THE EMERGENCY 488 00:18:50,015 --> 00:18:50,426 CALLS. 489 00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,682 WHAT IS A TYPICAL CAHOOTS CALL 490 00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:53,103 LOOK LIKE? 491 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,064 IT IS REALLY ABOUT NEED 492 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:55,969 MEETING PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE 493 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,804 AND HELPING THEM GET TO A SPACE 494 00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,426 THAT IS MAYBE SAFER, WE STARTED 495 00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:01,903 TALK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, 496 00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:02,996 ITS ANNOYSY AND ARE YOU 497 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:03,426 OVERWHELM. 498 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,453 LET’S HAVE A SEAT IN THE BACK OF 499 00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:05,835 VAN. 500 00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,199 FLA IS KIDNAPPING, THAT IS 501 00:19:07,201 --> 00:19:07,545 KIDNAPPING. 502 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,713 NOT IF THEY CHOOSE TO. 503 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:10,807 RESPECT NEE, THAT IS 504 00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:11,121 KIDNAPPING. 505 00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:12,436 I DO PROMISE PEOPLE SNACKS IF 506 00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:13,486 THEY GET IN. 507 00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:14,541 WHAT KIND OF. 508 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,930 GRANOLA BAR, SOME WATER. 509 00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:18,397 WE WILL HAVE CLOTHE, TENTS, 510 00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:19,268 SLEEPING BAGS. 511 00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,179 YOU HAD ME AT SNACKS AM I’M A 512 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,961 40 YEAR OLD MAN, I WILL GET IN 513 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,497 THE VAN, FOR SOME SNACKS. 514 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,895 BUT BESIDES GRANOLA BARS THEY 515 00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:28,243 HAVE ONE BIG SECRET WEAPON, JUST 516 00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:30,422 BEING CHILL. 517 00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:33,165 USING A TECHNIQUE THEY CALL 518 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,078 DEESCALATION. 519 00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:37,292 DEESCALATION IS A PRACTICE 520 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,802 WHERE YOU ARE ENCOUNTERING 521 00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:40,852 SOMEBODY WHO IS ESCALATEED AND 522 00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,177 YOU HELP THEM GET TO A 523 00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,237 DEESCALATED SPACE OR A LITTLE 524 00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:43,803 MORE CALM. 525 00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:46,503 WHAT IS THE DEESCALATOR 526 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:49,116 VERSION OF PEPPER SPRAY, LIKE 527 00:19:49,151 --> 00:19:51,212 TABASCO SAUCE, FLICK THAT IN 528 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:51,908 SOMEBODY’S EYE? 529 00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,393 NO, I NEED TO BE ENGAGED. 530 00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:55,091 I NEED TO SHOW YOU THAT I CARE 531 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,843 ABOUT THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING 532 00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,571 AND FINDING THAT WAY THAT WE CAN 533 00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,248 WORK THROUGH THIS CRISIS 534 00:19:59,282 --> 00:19:59,540 TOGETHER. 535 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,660 BUT LATE LEER THEY HAVE BEEN 536 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:04,977 PUTTING THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE 537 00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:06,592 RESPONDING TO TERROR. 538 00:20:06,593 --> 00:20:08,778 AMERICA’S RANG REEST AND MOST 539 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:09,655 DANGEROUS DEMOGRAPHIC. 540 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,413 WE GET A LOT OF CALLS THAT 541 00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:15,710 ARE PLACED TO PUBLIC SAFETY WITH 542 00:20:15,744 --> 00:20:17,567 A CERTAIN OUTCOME IN MIND. 543 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,186 DID YOU SAY-- IT IS A SAFE 544 00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:19,480 PLACE. 545 00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,747 WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 546 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:23,574 WE DO ENCOUNTER SITUATIONS WHERE 547 00:20:23,609 --> 00:20:25,682 FOLKS ARE GOING IN, YOU KNOW, 548 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,253 BECAUSE OF RACIST MOTIVATIONS OR 549 00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:29,968 BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BIAS AGAINST 550 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:31,326 DIFFERENT SOCIO ECONOMIC 551 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:32,335 CIRCUMSTANCES AND IN THOSE 552 00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:33,180 SITUATIONS I THINK THERE ARE TWO 553 00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:34,007 THINGS TO DO. 554 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,486 ONE IS RECOGNIZE WHAT IT WAS 555 00:20:35,521 --> 00:20:36,914 THAT TRIGGERED THAT PERSON TO 556 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:38,290 MAKE THAT CALL AND THAT IF 557 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:38,827 THERE. 558 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,444 AND TWO, SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF 559 00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:42,022 THEM. 560 00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:44,233 OR YOU KNOW, MAYBE TRY AND 561 00:20:44,235 --> 00:20:46,772 PRESENT AND OPPORTUNITY FOR THEM 562 00:20:46,806 --> 00:20:48,443 TO CONFRONT SOME OF THEIR WHITE 563 00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:48,797 FRAGILITY. 564 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,471 I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT NEXT. 565 00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:52,349 BUT ALSO AT THE OTHER END 566 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,331 WITH THE INDIVIDUAL WE ARE 567 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,769 CALLED OUT TO RESPOND TO, WE 568 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,033 HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO SAY HEY, 569 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:57,863 THIS WAS UNFAIR. 570 00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,398 WE KNOW THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE 571 00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:00,807 ACCESS TO BE HERE, WE ARE HERE 572 00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,373 NOW, IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO 573 00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:03,688 FOR YOU. 574 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,473 SO ESSENTIALLY, KAREN CALLS 575 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:07,048 911 FOR PROTECTION FROM THE 576 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:08,707 HOMELESS PERSON, AND THEN Y’ALL 577 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,134 PULL UP, AND PROTECT THE 578 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,345 HOMELESS PERSON FROM KAREN. 579 00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:13,811 BASICALLY. 580 00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:15,952 AND THEN OFFER THEM SNACKS. 581 00:21:15,954 --> 00:21:16,489 EXACTLY. 582 00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,483 CAHOOTS IS OUT THERE HELPING 583 00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:19,922 THE HOMELESS AND TROLLING KARENS 584 00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:23,955 BUT I HAD TO SEE IT IN ACTION. 585 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:26,230 IN A COVID SAFE WAY, OF COURSE. 586 00:21:26,264 --> 00:21:27,350 YOU AREN’T THE COPS. 587 00:21:27,384 --> 00:21:28,617 TECHNICALLY CAN I GET AHOLD 588 00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:30,419 OF THE POLICE BUT I WOULD ONLY 589 00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:32,849 DO SO IF SOMEBODY WAS UNSAFE, 590 00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:34,013 AND I’M IN THE NECESSARILY 591 00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:34,876 SEEING-- SOMEONE AS UNSAFE RIGHT 592 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:35,325 NOW. 593 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,722 I WAS SO SCARED THAT MARTIN 594 00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:40,126 LUTHER KING, JR. STATUE ACROSS 595 00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:41,711 THE STREET HAS BEEN STARING AT 596 00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,322 ME, CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING TO IT 597 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:43,577 PLEASE. 598 00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:45,703 WELL, MAYBE, I’M HERE TO TALK 599 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,118 WITH YOU RIGHT NOW THOUGH. 600 00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:48,660 HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON 601 00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:49,300 FOR YOU. 602 00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,108 EVERY DAY I COME DOWN THE 603 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,329 STREET AND IT IS JUST A BLACK 604 00:21:53,364 --> 00:21:54,362 GUY, AND HE’S JUST STARING AT 605 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:54,542 ME. 606 00:21:54,577 --> 00:21:57,121 WHERE ARE THE COPS, WHERE IS 607 00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:57,554 YOUR GUN? 608 00:21:57,555 --> 00:21:58,653 WHERE IS ALL THE GOOD STUFF. 609 00:21:58,655 --> 00:22:01,187 I DON’T SEE A THREAT IN THIS 610 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,098 IMMEDIATE SITUATION, DO YOU FEEL 611 00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:02,490 LIKE. 612 00:22:02,524 --> 00:22:04,250 I BET YOU DON’T, I BET YOU 613 00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:04,555 DON’T. 614 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,612 YOU PEOPLE. 615 00:22:05,646 --> 00:22:07,585 WHAT IF YOU WALK DOWN A 616 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:08,244 DIFFERENT BLOCK. 617 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,953 WHAT IF YOU PUT THE STAT AW 618 00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,491 IN A DIFFERENT PLACE, OKAY. 619 00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:12,752 I’M NOT IN CHARGE OF STATUE 620 00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:13,985 PLACEMENT BUT I AM HERE TO HELP 621 00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:15,442 YOU HAVE A BETTER DAY AND IF 622 00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:17,618 THIS IS GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY, 623 00:22:17,619 --> 00:22:18,741 YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT. 624 00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:19,341 WOW. 625 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,619 THESE GUYS ARE GOOD. 626 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:22,446 AND IF CAHOOTS CAN DO ALL OF 627 00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:26,761 THIS FOR $2 MILLION, IMAGINE 628 00:22:26,795 --> 00:22:29,300 WHAT THEY COULD DO WITH 90. 629 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:29,881 INCREDIBLE. 630 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:30,383 HOOTIE WHOOO . 631 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,049 Trevor: THANK YOU SO MUCH 632 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,264 FOR THAT ROY, WHEN WE COME BACK 633 00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:37,317 FORMER NF PLRKS STAR TURNED 634 00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:40,128 ACTOR NNAMDI ASOMUGHA IS JOINING 635 00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:42,030 ME TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE 636 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,194 Trevor: WELCOME BACK IT THE 637 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:44,647 Trevor: WELCOME BACK IT THE 638 00:22:44,649 --> 00:22:45,252 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW. 639 00:22:45,253 --> 00:22:47,969 EARLIER TODAY I SMOKE WITH 640 00:22:47,971 --> 00:22:50,123 NNAMDI ASOMUGHA, ONE OF THE BEST 641 00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:51,327 DEFENSIVE PLAYERS EVER TO PLAY 642 00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:52,934 IN THE NFL AND NOW IS HE 643 00:22:52,968 --> 00:22:54,260 CRUSHING IT IN A NEW CAREER AS 644 00:22:54,261 --> 00:23:00,712 AN ACTOR AND PRODUCER. WE TALKED ABOUT HIS NEW FILM AND 645 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:11,489 WE TALKED ABOUT HIS NEW FILM AND SO MUCH MORE. 646 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:17,273 SO MUCH MORE. 647 00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:23,056 ♪ 648 00:23:23,057 --> 00:23:25,037 ♪ 649 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:30,685 Trevor: WELCOME TO THE 650 00:23:30,719 --> 00:23:33,077 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW. 651 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,812 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 652 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,856 Trevor: THE LAST TIMING I 653 00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:38,187 SAW YOU WAS IN PERSON IN THE 654 00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:38,712 STUDIO. 655 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:41,495 I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE. 656 00:23:41,497 --> 00:23:42,962 I WOULD SEE YOU SOMETIMES AT 657 00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:43,250 EVENTS. 658 00:23:43,284 --> 00:23:47,179 YOU WOULD BE THE ARM CANDY ON 659 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,317 YOUR WIFE KERRY WASHINGTON’S 660 00:23:48,318 --> 00:23:48,787 ARM. 661 00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:51,747 HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH THIS 662 00:23:51,781 --> 00:23:52,034 PANDEMIC? 663 00:23:52,036 --> 00:23:53,907 YEAH, THESE EVENTS THAT I 664 00:23:53,908 --> 00:23:56,096 WOULD SEE YOU AT, I WAS ALWAYS 665 00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,987 THE SUPPORT MORE THAN EYE CANDY, 666 00:23:57,988 --> 00:23:59,898 SO I AM ALWAYS HER SUPPORT AT 667 00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:00,541 THOSE EVENTS. 668 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,068 BUT WE ARE-- YOU KNOW, WE’RE 669 00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:04,030 DOING FINE, IT IS A YEAR INTO IT 670 00:24:04,064 --> 00:24:04,968 NOW, ALMOST. 671 00:24:04,969 --> 00:24:07,474 SO THE NEW NORMAL IS IN, I THINK 672 00:24:07,475 --> 00:24:08,846 WE’RE SORT OF GOING WITH THE 673 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,704 PUNCHES AT THIS POINT. 674 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,195 Trevor: RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE 675 00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:12,710 EVERYONE IS FINDING THEIR FEW, 676 00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:14,272 YOU KNOW, JUST MOMENTS OF JOY. 677 00:24:14,306 --> 00:24:16,058 LIKE I KNOW I DO THAT. 678 00:24:16,059 --> 00:24:17,568 I WAIT FOR SPORTING EVENTS. 679 00:24:17,569 --> 00:24:19,229 I WAIT FOR SPECIAL EVENTS. 680 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,234 I WAIT FOR A MOVIE TO BE 681 00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:22,897 RELEASED THAT IS WHY I GET 682 00:24:22,898 --> 00:24:23,829 EXCITED WHEN A NEW MOVIE COMES 683 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,220 OUT BECAUSE WE DON’T GET TO 684 00:24:25,221 --> 00:24:26,161 WATCH THEM, WE DON’T GET TO HAVE 685 00:24:26,196 --> 00:24:26,585 DINNER. 686 00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:28,762 WE DON’T GET TO LIVE AS MUCH 687 00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:30,774 LIFE SO BEFORE WE GET TO YOUR 688 00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:32,584 MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME WHICH IS 689 00:24:32,585 --> 00:24:34,539 GETTING RAIFER REVIEWS, I WANTED 690 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,034 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SUPER 691 00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:36,171 BOWL. 692 00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:36,825 YEAH. 693 00:24:36,826 --> 00:24:38,838 Trevor: TOM BRADY AGAINST 694 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:41,657 PATRICK MAHOMES LIKE THE YOUNG 695 00:24:41,658 --> 00:24:45,098 VER US-- VERSUS THE OLD, THE 696 00:24:45,132 --> 00:24:47,241 GREATES OF ALL TIME, AGAINST THE 697 00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:48,222 FUTURER GREATEST, WHERE IS YOUR 698 00:24:48,223 --> 00:24:48,470 MONEY. 699 00:24:48,504 --> 00:24:49,545 THAT IS THE QUESTION THAT YOU 700 00:24:49,579 --> 00:24:49,810 GOT? 701 00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:51,222 Trevor: I WANT TO MAKE IT 702 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:51,697 INTERESTING. 703 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,584 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING INTO 704 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:53,961 THE STRATEGY. 705 00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:55,105 Trevor: I JUST WANT TO 706 00:24:55,106 --> 00:24:56,189 KNOW, WHERE IS YOUR MONEY FIRST, 707 00:24:56,223 --> 00:24:57,660 WHERE IS YOUR MONEY. 708 00:24:57,694 --> 00:25:00,365 I MEAN I DON’T KNOW HOW AT 709 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,208 AGE 43 YOU SO EVER BET AGAINST 710 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,653 TOM, AT THIS POINT. 711 00:25:03,654 --> 00:25:05,710 IT’S LIKE, EVERY TIME, I MEAN 712 00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,284 THERE IS ALWAYS A POINT MIDWAY 713 00:25:07,285 --> 00:25:08,399 THROUGH THE SEASON WHERE EVERY 714 00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,281 SINGLE PERSON THAT IS TALKING 715 00:25:10,315 --> 00:25:11,899 ABOUT TOM BRADY SAYS HE’S DONE. 716 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,937 I MEAN I THINK FOR THE LAST TEN 717 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,276 YEARS THAT’S ALWAYS HAPPENED. 718 00:25:15,277 --> 00:25:17,015 AND THEN HE ENDS UP IN THE SUPER 719 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,154 BOWL AT THE END. 720 00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:19,289 SO I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU BET 721 00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:19,891 AGAINST HIM. 722 00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:21,722 Trevor: LET’S TALK ABOUT 723 00:25:21,757 --> 00:25:24,068 YOUR SECRETARY CAREER THOUGH. 724 00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:26,804 YOU KNOW, NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN I 725 00:25:26,838 --> 00:25:28,486 THINK MOVE AS EFFORTLESSLY AS 726 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,337 YOU HAVE FROM THE WORLD OF 727 00:25:30,372 --> 00:25:32,389 SPOTTERS AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL TO 728 00:25:32,390 --> 00:25:34,365 THE WORLD OF ACTING AT THE 729 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,211 HIGHEST LEVEL. 730 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,072 ON BROADWAY, PEOPLE WERE BLOWN 731 00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:38,214 AWAY BY YOUR PERFORMANCE. 732 00:25:38,215 --> 00:25:39,920 YOU KNOW, AND THEN WHEN YOU 733 00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:41,512 MOVED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA 734 00:25:41,513 --> 00:25:43,124 PEOPLE WERE AMAZED AT HOW YOU 735 00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:44,824 JUST SEEMED TO EFFORTLESSLY MOVE 736 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:47,660 FROM ONE SCRIPT TO THE NEXT, 737 00:25:47,695 --> 00:25:50,197 FROM ONE ROLE TO THE NEXT, YOU 738 00:25:50,231 --> 00:25:51,612 STAR OSMS TESA THOMPSON IN A 739 00:25:51,613 --> 00:25:53,806 LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES IN A 740 00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:55,119 TIME WHERE WE ARE NOT USED TO 741 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,911 SEEING BLACK LEADS TOGETHER, YOU 742 00:25:56,912 --> 00:25:58,175 KNOW, NOT A STORY ABOUT 743 00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,559 OPPRESSION OR SLAVERY OR CIVIL 744 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,808 RIGHTS T IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE. 745 00:26:02,809 --> 00:26:03,176 YEAH. 746 00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:04,101 Trevor: WHAT DO YOU THINK 747 00:26:04,135 --> 00:26:05,686 HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST REASON FOR 748 00:26:05,687 --> 00:26:07,642 YOUR SUCCESS IN THIS WORLD? 749 00:26:07,676 --> 00:26:10,316 HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO BE THAT 750 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,735 VULNERABLE COMING FROM THE NFL? 751 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,049 THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THAT. 752 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,792 AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING IT 753 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,207 SUCCESS BECAUSE IN MY HEAD IT IS 754 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:17,809 JUST ALWAYS WORK. 755 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:18,868 SO YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHERE 756 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:19,187 YOU ARE. 757 00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:22,186 YOU JUST KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO 758 00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:22,696 KEEP GOING. 759 00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:26,147 BUT I DON’T KNOW, I THINK I HAVE 760 00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:27,857 REALIZED THAT I AM A RISK-TAKER. 761 00:26:27,858 --> 00:26:30,074 AND I SAY REALIZE BECAUSE I JUST 762 00:26:30,108 --> 00:26:32,013 HAPPEN TO LOVE SEEING THAT-- I’M 763 00:26:32,015 --> 00:26:33,808 NOT GOING INTO IT SAYING I CAN’T 764 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,758 WAIT TO TAKE THIS RISK. 765 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:35,973 I JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE THINGS 766 00:26:35,974 --> 00:26:38,690 THAT REQUIRE ME TO TAKE A RISK 767 00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:41,425 IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THEM BUT I 768 00:26:41,459 --> 00:26:42,694 DON’T KNOW, I THINK IT’S 769 00:26:42,695 --> 00:26:45,008 IMPORTANT TO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 770 00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,701 YOU ARE DOING AND JUST GO FOR IT 771 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:46,983 ANYWAY. 772 00:26:47,018 --> 00:26:48,728 A LOT OF TIMES IN LIFE, YOU 773 00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:50,527 KNOW, I THINK THERE SAY BEAUTY 774 00:26:50,529 --> 00:26:52,445 IN THAT LEVEL OF RISK. 775 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,508 I THINK AT THE END OF THE DAY 776 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:55,933 YOU ARE EITHER GOING TO SUCCEED 777 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:57,764 OR ARE YOU GOING TO GROW AND I 778 00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:00,046 THINK BOTH OF THOSE ARE WIN. 779 00:27:00,081 --> 00:27:02,873 SO WHY NOT GO AFTER IT. 780 00:27:02,908 --> 00:27:06,000 AND SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE DONE. 781 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,437 AND LUCKILY IT HAS BEEN WORKING 782 00:27:07,471 --> 00:27:09,810 OUT, YOU KNOW, AND I HAVE BEEN 783 00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:11,552 ABLE TO SORT OF BUILD FROM THAT. 784 00:27:11,553 --> 00:27:13,021 Trevor: IT SEEMS IN SOME 785 00:27:13,055 --> 00:27:14,947 WAYS YOUR CHARACTERS HAVE SOME 786 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,563 OF THOSE TRAITS BECAUSE YOU PLAY 787 00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:19,217 A CHARACTER WHO IS A JAZZ 788 00:27:19,251 --> 00:27:20,420 SAXOPHONIST COMING UP, TRYING TO 789 00:27:20,454 --> 00:27:23,003 GET HIS CAREER OFF THE GROUND. 790 00:27:23,038 --> 00:27:24,479 YOU HAVE GOT THIS WOMAN WHO A 791 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,701 ADORES YOU AND LOVES YOU AND 792 00:27:25,702 --> 00:27:27,015 ENCOURAGES YOU TO BE MORE BUT 793 00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:29,005 SHE IS DOING HER THING AS WELL. 794 00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:30,469 IT FEELS IN MANY WAYS LIKE THE 795 00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:31,991 SLIVERS OF YOUR LIFE IN THIS AND 796 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:33,803 AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE PLAYING 797 00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:35,717 A COMPLETELY FOREIGN DIFFERENT 798 00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:36,114 CHARACTER. 799 00:27:36,116 --> 00:27:38,177 FIRST OF ALL, IS IT TRUE THAT 800 00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:40,745 YOU SPENT A YEAR LEARNING HOW TO 801 00:27:40,779 --> 00:27:41,793 PLAY THE SAXOPHONE BEFORE THIS 802 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:42,253 ROLE? 803 00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:46,179 I DID, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 804 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,181 I DID. 805 00:27:47,183 --> 00:27:49,279 I MEAN, WE HAD TIME. 806 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,581 WE TOOK THIS SCRIPT AROUND TOWN 807 00:27:52,582 --> 00:27:54,466 AND WE GOT PASSED ON SO OFTEN. 808 00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:56,051 BUT IN THE TIME WE TOOK IT 809 00:27:56,052 --> 00:27:57,984 AROUND WAS ABOUT A YEAR AND A 810 00:27:57,985 --> 00:27:59,056 HALF OR SO BEFORE WE ACTUALLY 811 00:27:59,058 --> 00:27:59,496 SHOT. 812 00:27:59,497 --> 00:28:01,328 I DIDN’T KNOW IF THAT FIRST 813 00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:04,063 GROUP WAS GOING TO SAY YES SO I 814 00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:05,123 NEEDED TO START PLAYING THE 815 00:28:05,124 --> 00:28:06,585 SAXOPHONE SO I COULD LEARN. 816 00:28:06,586 --> 00:28:08,566 THEY SAID NO AND IT TOOK A YEAR 817 00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,212 AND A HALF OR SO BUT I JUST 818 00:28:10,214 --> 00:28:11,213 CONTINUED PLAYING BECAUSE YOU 819 00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,409 NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT 820 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:14,311 MOMENT IS GOING TO BE WHEN 821 00:28:14,345 --> 00:28:15,860 SOMEONE IS GOING TO SAY YES. 822 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,549 WE’LL MAKE YOUR MOVIE SO I JUST 823 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,411 KEPT PLAYING AND PLAYING. 824 00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:19,812 I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. 825 00:28:19,846 --> 00:28:22,450 FELL IN LOVE WITH IT AND I WAS 826 00:28:22,484 --> 00:28:24,692 ABLE TO THEN STEP ON SET AND 827 00:28:24,693 --> 00:28:26,845 REALLY, YOU KNOW, NOT ONLY PLAY 828 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,272 BUT HAVE FINGERING AND 829 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,203 EVERYTHING DOWN JUST SO THAT IT 830 00:28:30,204 --> 00:28:30,924 COULD BE REAL. 831 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,428 Trevor: WAS THERE A POINT 832 00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:34,325 WHEN YOU WONDERED IF YOU ARE 833 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,601 JUST PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE FOR 834 00:28:35,602 --> 00:28:36,514 NO REASON. 835 00:28:36,516 --> 00:28:38,708 BECAUSE THERE IS NO GUARANTEE A 836 00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:40,090 SCRIPTS WILL GET PICKED UP OR A 837 00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:40,805 MOVIE MADE. 838 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,114 NOW THERE ARE YOU IN THE HOUSE 839 00:28:42,148 --> 00:28:43,388 AND AT SOME POINT PEOPLE ARE 840 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,513 LAKE OH, YOU PLAY THE SAXOPHONE, 841 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,004 IN THE BEGINNING ARE YOU LIKE 842 00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:47,843 YES, FOR MY MOVIE AN A FEW 843 00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:50,002 MONTHS LATER IT IS FOR MY MOVIE, 844 00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:51,457 AT SOME POINT, YEAH, I JUST PLAY 845 00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:51,734 THE SAXOPHONE. 846 00:28:51,768 --> 00:28:53,156 WAS THERE A POINT WHEN YOU 847 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:54,773 THOUGHT THIS IS JUST ME NOW? 848 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,415 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 849 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,088 I MEAN WE WENT THROUGH THAT, I 850 00:28:57,089 --> 00:28:59,946 MEAN IN MY HOUSE TOO, BECAUSE 851 00:28:59,981 --> 00:29:02,094 THE FIRST WEEK LIKE WOW, THE 852 00:29:02,129 --> 00:29:03,650 SAXOPHONE, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE 853 00:29:03,651 --> 00:29:05,957 WAS SORT OF-- AND THOAN I MEAN 854 00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:08,119 AFTER LIKE THREE WEEKS OF 855 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,368 PLAYING IT, JUST LIKE THIS 856 00:29:09,369 --> 00:29:10,446 ANNOYING THING THAT IS IN THE 857 00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:12,018 HOUSE AND LIKE WHEN IS THIS 858 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:12,881 GOING TO HAPPEN. 859 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,142 AND THEN A YEAR LATER IT STILL 860 00:29:14,176 --> 00:29:14,692 HASN’T HAPPENED. 861 00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,658 SO YEAH, THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT 862 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,698 OF THAT, AND I ALSO WOULD TRAVEL 863 00:29:18,699 --> 00:29:19,542 WITH THE SAXOPHONE WHEREVER HE 864 00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:19,815 WENT. 865 00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:20,587 Trevor: OH MAN. 866 00:29:20,621 --> 00:29:22,938 THIS WAS A TIME WHEN YOU 867 00:29:22,939 --> 00:29:24,956 COULD GET ON PLANES AND TRAVEL. 868 00:29:24,957 --> 00:29:26,758 AND SO WE WOULD GO TO DIFFERENT 869 00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:27,544 PLACES AND THE SAXOPHONE WOULD 870 00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:28,501 FOLLOW ME. 871 00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:31,166 AND THAT WOULD BE ANNOYING TO 872 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,828 PEOPLE AS WELL BUT-- I BECAME A 873 00:29:33,862 --> 00:29:34,327 SAXOPHONE PLAYER. 874 00:29:34,328 --> 00:29:37,162 Trevor: MY FINAL QUESTION 875 00:29:37,163 --> 00:29:39,579 TO YOU, IF YOU HAD A MAGIC 876 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,804 SLAMP, A GENEIE WAS GOING TO 877 00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:43,666 GRANT YOU ONE WISH, WOULD YOU 878 00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,238 WISH FOR AN OSCAR OR WOULD YOU 879 00:29:46,273 --> 00:29:48,550 WISH FOR A SUPER BOWL TITLE. 880 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:50,915 YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULD SAY A 881 00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:52,323 SUPER BOWL TITLE. 882 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,636 HERE IS WHY. 883 00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:55,712 BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A CHANCE AT 884 00:29:55,746 --> 00:29:57,651 THAT ANY MORE. 885 00:29:57,652 --> 00:29:59,485 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 886 00:29:59,486 --> 00:30:01,406 LIKE PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, 887 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,828 DO YOU MISS THE GAME AND DO YOU 888 00:30:03,829 --> 00:30:05,514 MISS, AND I THINK WHEN I FIRST 889 00:30:05,549 --> 00:30:07,505 LEFT, I WOULD SAY NO, NO, NO. 890 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,075 AND NOW IT’S LIKE I MISS IT TO 891 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,471 THE 10th DEGREE BECAUSE ALL 892 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,269 CAN I THINK ABOUT ARE THE MISSED 893 00:30:14,303 --> 00:30:15,219 OPPORTUNITIES, YOU KNOW, IT’S 894 00:30:15,254 --> 00:30:16,326 LIKE I DIDN’T GET TO WIN THE 895 00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:16,857 SUPER BOWL. 896 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,770 I DIDN’T GET TO PLAY IN THE 897 00:30:18,805 --> 00:30:19,849 SUPER BOWL, YOU KNOW, THAT’S 898 00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:21,069 WHAT, THAT IS THE DREAM. 899 00:30:21,103 --> 00:30:22,829 THAT IS WHY YOU WANT TO PLAY. 900 00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,630 THAT IS WHY YOU PLAY THE GAME. 901 00:30:24,632 --> 00:30:26,474 SO I THINK I WOULD GO WITH THAT. 902 00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:27,864 YOU ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN NO 903 00:30:27,899 --> 00:30:28,352 LONGER HAVE. 904 00:30:28,387 --> 00:30:29,194 I THINK. 905 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:30,785 SO I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE 906 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:31,003 ANSWER. 907 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,479 Trevor: OKAY, MY WISH IF I 908 00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:34,306 HAD IT WOULD BE FOR EVERYONE TO 909 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,288 GET THE VACCINE AS QUICKLY AS 910 00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:35,843 POSSIBLE. 911 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,816 BUT I GUESS WE BOTH HAVE 912 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:38,947 DIFFERENT, DIFFERENT IDEAS IN 913 00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:40,811 LIFE, AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES US 914 00:30:40,812 --> 00:30:43,723 DIFFERENT HUMAN BEING, WISH FOR 915 00:30:43,725 --> 00:30:47,940 OTHER PEOPLE, BUT YOU CAN 916 00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:49,096 WISH-- . 917 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,400 I WO, THANK SO MUCH FOR 918 00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:52,680 JOINING ME T WAS GREAT SEEING 919 00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:53,257 YOU. 920 00:30:53,259 --> 00:30:54,724 YOU TOO. 921 00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:57,199 GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATS, THE 922 00:30:57,233 --> 00:30:58,397 MOVIE IS AMAZING. 923 00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,274 DON’T FORGET IT IS AVAILABLE TO 924 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,889 SCREEN RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO, 925 00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:05,634 WE WILL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS 926 00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:08,349 OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHTK BUT BEFORE 927 00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:09,655 WE GO, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE 928 00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,580 CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS AS BAD 929 00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,700 AS IT HAS EVER BEEN, LUCKILY 930 00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,128 THOUGH OUR FIRST RESPONDERS ARE 931 00:31:15,162 --> 00:31:16,924 STILL OUT ON THE FRONT LINES 932 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,701 SAVING PEOPLE’S LIVES. 933 00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:19,496 NOW IF YOU WANT TO HELP THE 934 00:31:19,497 --> 00:31:20,879 FIRST RESPONDERS OUT, THEN 935 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,760 PLEASE CONSIDER A DONATION TO 936 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,373 FIRST RESPONDERS FIRST WHICH 937 00:31:24,407 --> 00:31:25,636 OFFERS FIRS CLASS MEDICAL AND 938 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:26,921 PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT FOR 939 00:31:26,955 --> 00:31:27,520 FIRST RESPONDERS. 940 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,838 TO FIND OUT MORE ALL YOU HAVE TO 941 00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:33,053 DO IS GO TO THE LINK BELOW. 942 00:31:33,055 --> 00:31:35,368 UNTIL TOMORROW, STAY SAFE OUT 943 00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:36,540 THERE, WEAR AN ERECTION AND 944 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:43,633 ERECTION-- WHAT IS GOING ON. NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF 945 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,673 NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF 946 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:50,468 ZEN ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HAS 947 00:31:50,469 --> 00:31:52,306 SEEMED A DISTRACTION FROM THE 948 00:31:52,307 --> 00:31:53,976 PAIN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IS 949 00:31:53,977 --> 00:31:55,492 YOU ON THE INTERNET OVER THE 950 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:56,182 PAST WEEK. 951 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,445 THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE BECOME A 952 00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:00,557 MEME OF THE PICTURE OF YOU 953 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,383 SITTING AT THE INAUGURATION. 954 00:32:02,385 --> 00:32:05,699 IN YOUR MIT INS, THOUSANDS OF 955 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,441 MEMES, SOME OF THEM ON THE 956 00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:09,063 SCREEN, HAVE I TO SHOW SOME OF 957 00:32:09,065 --> 00:32:10,717 MY FAVORITE, EVEN A SELFIE WITH 958 00:32:10,752 --> 00:32:12,703 US ON ELECTION NIGHT SO MY 959 00:32:12,738 --> 00:32:16,672 QUESTION IS ARE YOU HAVING AS 960 00:32:16,674 --> 00:32:20,336 MUCH FUN WITH THIS AS THE WORLD IS?