DISTANCING SHOW."
I’M TREVOR NOAH.
TODAY IS THURSDAY, THE 3rd OF
DECEMBER, WHICH MEANS THERE’S
ONLY 48 DAYS LEFT UNTIL DONALD
TRUMP IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT AND
CAN FINALLY START BUILDING THE
FIRST PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY THAT
HAS A BALLPIT.
ANYWAY, COMING UP ON TONIGHT’S
SHOW:
DRAKE WANTS TO BE IN YOUR HOUSE,
IVANKA TRUMP WANTS TO STAY OUT
OF PRISON, AND LUDACRIS IS
JOINING ME ON THE SHOW.
SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE!
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
Announcer: FROM TREVOR’S
COUCH IN NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR
COUCH SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD,
THIS IS "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW," WITH TREVOR
NOAH.
Trevor: LET’S KICK IT OFF
WITH THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC.
IT’S THE REASON YOU KNOW WHAT
ALL YOUR CO-WORKERS’ BEDROOMS
LOOK LIKE WITHOUT CREATING A
PROBLEM FOR H.R.
RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE NOT
LOOKING GOOD ALL OVER THE WORLD,
AND ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE UNITED
STATES.
IN FACT, ROBERT REDFIELD, THE
DIRECTOR OF THE C.D.C. AND MAN
WHOSE FACE GOT PUT ON
UPSIDE-DOWN BY GOD, SAID
YESTERDAY THAT THE NEXT FEW
MONTHS COULD BE "THE MOST
DIFFICULT IN THE PUBLIC HEALTH
HISTORY OF THIS NATION"-- EVEN
WORSE THAN THAT SIX-MONTH
STRETCH WHEN YOU COULDN’T GO
ANYWHERE WITHOUT HEARING "BABY
SHARK."
WE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE
PANDEMIC!
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT A VACCINE
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, BUT
YOU STILL NEED TO GET ENOUGH
PEOPLE TO GET THE VACCINE SO
THAT PEOPLE ARE IMMUNE.
AND LET’S FACE IT, IN A COUNTRY
WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE REFUSE
TO WEAR MASKS, THERE’S A GOOD
CHANCE MANY OF THEM WILL RESIST
GETTING AN INJECTION, WHICH IS
SORT OF LIKE A MASK THAT HURTS.
SO THAT’S WHY SOME HIGH-PROFILE
PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE POLITICAL
SPECTRUM ARE FORMING A
SUPERGROUP TO PROMOTE THE
VACCINE.
IN A SHOW OF PRESIDENTIAL
LEADERSHIP IN THIS HEALTH
CRISIS, THREE FORMER PRESIDENTS
ARE READY TO ROLL UP THEIR
SLEEVES TO BOLSTER PUBLIC
CONFIDENCE IN THE NEW
CORONAVIRUS VACCINES, BARACK
OBAMA, GEORGE W. BUSH, AND BILL
CLINTON ALL VOLUNTEERING TO GET
THEIR SHOTS ON CAMERA ONCE THE
F.D.A. AUTHORIZES A VACCINE.
CLINTON AND OBAMA GOT ON BOARD
AFTER PRESIDENT BUSH REACHED OUT
TO DR. ANTHONY FAUCI AND
DR. DEBORAH BIRX TO SEE HOW HE
COULD HELP PROMOTE THE VACCINE.
Trevor: NOW, THAT IS SOME
PRESIDENTIAL LEADERSHIP,
OFFERING TO GET THE VACCINE ON
LIVE TV BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE TO
BOOST PUBLIC CONFIDENCE.
ALSO, IT’S A GREAT WAY TO SNEAK
AHEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
I SEE YOU, BARRY!
YEAH, I SEE YOU.
YOU AND BILL AND GEORGE
SNATCHING THOSE FIRST SHOTS!
NO HATE FELLAS, GAME RECOGNIZE
GAME!
YOU KNOW THE GAME IS NOT GOING
TO STOP THERE, BECAUSE I BET
THERE WILL BE ONE SMART SECRET
SERVICE AGENT WHO WILL BE
LIKE,"DID SOMEBODY SAY "SHOT,"
I’LL PROTECT YOU AND JUMP IN
FRONT OF THE NEEDLE AND SAY I
GOT VAX NAPTED FOR YOU.
AND YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING, "WHY
HASN’T PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO
OFFERED TO TAKE THE VACCINE?
BY THE TIME THE VACCINES ARE
AVAILABLE, HE’LL ALSO BE A
FORMER PRESIDENT."
BUT DON’T FORGET, HE BEAT
CORONA, SO HE’S ALREADY IMMUNE.
ALSO, HE CAN’T GO BEFORE THE
OTHER PRESIDENTS, BECAUSE HE’LL
TAKE ALL THE LOLLIPOPS.
I’M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT TRUMP
ISN’T PART OF THIS EVENT.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE WOULD FIND A
WAY TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD.
( TRUMP )
"I’M NOT GETTING THE VACCINE ON
CAMERA.
I DON’T WANT TO SHOW MY BUTT
( AIDE )
"SIR, THEY CAN DO IT IN YOUR
ARM."
( TRUMP )
"TOO LATE.
I ALREADY DROPPED MY PANTS."
NOT TO MENTION WATCHING THEM GET
THE VACCINE ON TV DOESN’T REALLY
HELP.
WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO DO IS
WATCH THEM 24/7 AFTER THE
VACCINE SO WE CAN SEE IT’S SAFE
SO THEY ALL NEED TO LIVE
TOGETHER IN A HOUSE WHERE WE CAN
SEE THEM EAT AND SLEEP AND
HANG-OUT.
OF COURSE, UNTIL THERE IS A
VACCINE, IT WILL BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER TO CONTINUE
FOLLOWING SOCIAL DISTANCING
GUIDELINES.
NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT A LOT
OF POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN
SPEAKING OUT VERY CLEARLY ABOUT
THE NEED TO STAY SAFE.
THE BAD NEWS IS THESE
POLITICIANS HAVEN’T ALL BEEN
PRACTICING WHAT THEY PREACH.
A NUMBER OF DEMOCRATIC
LEADERS APOLOGIZING OR REVERSING
COURSE, AFTER MULTIPLE
OCCURRENCES OF "DO AS I SAY, NOT
AS I DO."
THEY HAVE BEEN CAUGHT NOT
FOLLOWING THEIR OWN CORONAVIRUS
GUIDELINES.
IN SAN FRANCISCO, MAYOR LONDON
BREED FACING BACKLASH AFTER IT
WAS REVEALED THAT SHE ATTENDED A
BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST MONTH AT THE
FRENCH LAUNDRY, THE FAMED AND
EXCLUSIVE NAPA VALLEY
RESTAURANT, WITH SEVEN OTHER
PEOPLE AT HER TABLE.
AND WHEN THIS PARTY HAPPENED,
SUCH GATHERINGS WERE DISCOURAGED
BY STATEWIDE GUIDELINES.
THE DAY BEFORE BREED’S DINNER AT
THE FRENCH LAUNDRY, GOVERNOR
GAVIN NEWSOM ALSO ATTENDED A
PARTY THERE WITH AT LEAST A
DOZEN OTHER PEOPLE FROM
DIFFERENT HOUSEHOLDS.
IN DENVER, MAYOR MICHAEL HANCOCK
TOLD RESIDENTS OF HIS CITY TO
SKIP LARGE THANKSGIVING DINNERS,
AND THEN HE PROMPTLY APPEARED AT
THE DENVER AIRPORT AND FLEW TO
MISSISSIPPI TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY
WITH HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER.
BEFORE THANKSGIVING, THE
MAYOR OF AUSTIN, TEXAS, HAD THIS
MESSAGE FOR HIS CITY:
YOU NEED TO STAY HOME IF YOU
CAN, DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO
TRY TO KEEP THE NUMBERS DOWN.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO RELA
BUT IT TURNS OUT, WHEN HE
GAVE THAT WARNING, MAYOR STEVE
ADLER WASN’T HOME.
HE WAS ON VACATION IN THE SWANKY
MEXICAN RESORT OF CABO SAN LUCAS.
Trevor: man, come on.
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DEMOCRATS?
"HEY, EVERYBODY, IT’S YOUR MAYOR
HERE, TELLING YOU DO THE RIGHT
THING AND STAY HOME.
ALL MY BOYS AT THE POOL KNOW
WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
SAY WHAT’S UP, EVERYBODY!
WE LIVIN’ THAT CABO LIFE,
BITCHES!"
I’M SORERY MAN, EVERYONE HAS
GIVEN UP THEIR LIVES AND THEY’RE
HYPOCRITES.
DO YOU GUYS THINK CORONA
RESPECTS YOUR OFFICE TOO MUCH TO
COME AFTER YOU?
BECAUSE IF IT GOT THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES, IT’S NOT
GOING TO BE STAR-STRUCK BY
GOVERNOR HAIR GEL.
AND, YEAH, I KNOW REPUBLICANS
ARE ALSO HAVING BIG INDOOR
PARTIES.
I KNOW THAT.
PEOPLE SAY, WHAT, ABOUT THE
REPUBLICANS?"
EVERYONE EXPECTS THEM TO!
THE OFFICIAL REPUBLICAN PARTY
PLATFORM NOW IS JUST...
( LOUDLY COUGHS ).
IN FACT, IN A WAY, THESE
DEMOCRATS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN
ANTI-MASKERS BECAUSE OF THEIR
HYPOCRISY.
AT LEAST WHEN THOSE DUDES BREAK
THE RULES, THEY’RE OPEN ABOUT
IT.
ANTIMASK PEOPLE ARE WALKING
AROUND IN BARS BREATHING INTO
EACH OTHERS’ FACES.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY COVID IN YOU?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT’S NOT HEALTHY TO DWELL ON THE
BAD NEWS ALL THE TIME.
THERE’S DEFINITELY BAD NEWS.
IT’S 2020.
FOR THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, LET’S
MAKE LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND
PRETEND CORONAVIRUS DOESN’T
EXIST.
AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT
THAN ANOTHER EPISODE OF "RAY OF
SUNSHINE."
OUR FIRST RAY OF SUNSHINE COMES
FROM THE MOON.
AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE
THINKING, HOW CAN YOU HAVE A RAY
OF SUNSHINE FROM THE MOON,
BECAUSE THE MOON REFLECTS LIGHT
FROM THE SUN.
THAT’S WHAT MOONLIGHT IS!
DON’T YOU REMEMBER THIRD-GRADE
SCIENCE?!
I ACTUALLY TONIGHT REMEMBER IT,
EITHER.
I JUST GOOGLED IT NOW.
ANYWAY, HERE’S WHAT’S HAPPENING
ON THE MOON RIGHT NOW:
RIGHT NOW, A CHINESE ROBOTIC
CRAFT IS COLLECTING SAMPLES ON
THE MOON.
IT’S TOUCHED DOWN WHERE APOLLO
AND THE SPUTNIK MISSIONS HAVE
NEVER VENTURED.
CHINA’S SPACE ADMINISTRATION
SAYS FOR TWO DAYS, IT WILL
DRILL, IT WILL COLLECT SAMPLES.
THE GOAL IS TO BRING BACK FOUR
POUNDS OF DUST, OF ROCK, DEBRIS,
LATER THIS MONTH.
AND THE SAMPLES WILL BE BROUGHT
BACK TO THE EARTH IN 44 YEARS.
IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE’VE
DONE THE MOON EXPLORATION.
Trevor: WOW, WE HAVEN’T
COLLECTED ANY MOON ROCKS IN 44
YEARS.
I’LL BET TATHEY’VE CHANGED A LOT
SINCE BACK THEN.
THEY PROBABLY GRADUATED MOON
COLLEGE, MET ANOTHER MOON ROCK,
AND HAD SOME LITTLE MOON ROCKS
OF THEIR OWN.
THEN THEY STARTED MOON ROCK
DRINKING AND DEVELOPED A
GAMBLING PROBLEM.
AND THE ONE MOON ROCK TELLS THE
OTHER TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER.
AND TELLS HIM TO GET HIS GODDAM
ACT TOGETHER, AND HE’S ALL LIKE,
"WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR
DAMNED BUSINESS."
ANYWAY, IT WILL BE NICE TO
CATCH UP.
BUT THAT’S RIGHT, CHINA IS
SENDING A ROBOTIC CRAFT TO THE
AND THIS IS PRETTY SLICK OF
CHINA TO DO THIS NOW WHEN
EVERYONE IS STILL ANGRY AT THEM
OVER THE PANDEMIC.
"HEY, CHINA, FOR REAL, DID YOU
TRY TO HIDE COVID WHEN IT
STARTED IN WUHAN?"
"I’D LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR
QUESTIONS, BUT WE HAVE TO GO GET
ROCKS ON THE MOON."
ALSO, I JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT
THERE: MAYBE THIS ISN’T THE BEST
YEAR FOR HUMANITY TO BE VISITING
THE MOON?
I CAN’T EVEN TRAVEL TO VERMONT
WITHOUT A QUARANTINE.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T BE SENDING
HUMANS TO TOUCH THUNGZ IN SPACE.
I DON’T WANT ALIENS COMING DOWN
IN TWO WEEKS LIKE, "WHAT THE
HELL, GUYS.
YOU GAVE US COVID-19.
( HUMAN )
"WE’RE SO SORRY!
IT HELPS IF YOU JUST PUT A MASK
( ALIEN )
"DON’T TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOMS!"
BUT LET’S RETURN TO EARTH FOR
SOME NEWS FROM THE UNITED
NATIONS.
IT’S WHERE ALL THE WORLD’S MOST
IMPORTANT LEADERS GATHER
TOGETHER...
FOR A SLUMMMMBER PARTY!
AND THE ORGANIZATION THAT BRINGS
NATIONS TOGETHER NOW HAS
SOMETHING TO BRING TO THE PARTY.
THE UNITED NATIONS HAS NOW
REMOVED CANNABIS FROM THEIR LIST
OF MOST DANGEROUS DRUGS.
MARIJUANA HAD BEEN CATEGORIZED
BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
AS A SO-CALLED SCHEDULE 4
DRUG.
HEROIN IS IN THE SAME GROUP.
WELL, NOW A PANEL VOTED TO MOVE
CANNABIS INTO A LOWER CATEGORY
KNOWN AS SCHEDULE 1.
IT INCLUDES DRUGS THAT ARE STILL
CONSIDERED HIGHLY ADDICTIVE BUT
CAN ALSO BE USED MEDICALLY.
MANY COUNTRIES LOOK TO THE U.N.
CLASSIFICATION FOR POLICY
GUIDANCE.
Trevor: THAT’S RIGHT, THE
UNITED NATIONS HAS OFFICIALLY
REMOVED CANNABIS FROM ITS LIST
OF MOST-DANGEROUS DRUGS, WHICH
IS FANTASTIC.
BECAUSE IF ANY GROUP COULD
MELLOW OUT A BIT, IT’S WORLD
LEADERS.
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, ISRAEL AND
PALESTINE HATE EACH OTHER SO
MUCH, BUT IF THEY SMOKED A
LITTLE WEED TOGETHER, COULDN’T
THEY BECOME FRIENDS?
THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO.
THEY’D PROBABLY STILL HATE EACH OTHER, BUT WOULD THEY WANT TO
GET OFF THE COUCH TO DO
ANY WORLD LEADER SMOKING POT
WOULD BE AWESOME, BECAUSE THEY
WOULD BE LIKE...
"YA, MON, THAT BE SOME IRIE KUSH
RIGHT DERE..."
"UH, SIR, YOU’RE THE PRIME
MINISTER OF SWEDEN."
"DYATS HOW YA KNOW IT’S GOOD."
I WILL SAY THIS, I WOULD NOT BE
WANT TO BE A U.N. TRANSLATOR
RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THAT JOB IS
ABOUT TO GET REAL STRANGE.
IT IS WITH THIS THAT THE... ( GIGGLING )
I LOST IT.
AND...
( LAUGHING )
I CAN’T.
WHOA!
YOU GUYS SEE THAT?
Trevor: MOVING ON.
FROM THE WORLD OF DIPLOMACY TO
THE WORLD OF HIP HOP AND HOME
DECORATING.
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE NEW
DRAKE JUST DROPPED, AND I CAN’T
TELL YOU HOW IT SOUNDS, BUT I
CAN TELL YOU HOW IT SMELLS.
SURE SMELLS GREAT.
HERE IS A UNIQUE HOLIDAY
GIFT.
HAVE YOUR HOME SMELL LIKE DRAKE,
BILL.
THE SINGER HAS RELEASED A SERIES
OF SCENTED CANDLES, AND THE
SCENT CALLED CARBY MUSK CLAIMS
TO SMELL LIKE THE CANADIAN
RAPPER HIMSELF, FILLED WITH
NOTES OF MUSK, AMBERS, CASHMERE,
SUEDE, AND VELVET.
IT COSTS ABOUT 80 BUCKS AND
INCLUDES A MARKER FOR YOU TO
WRITE THE RECIPIENT’S NAME ON
THE CANDLE.
Trevor: WHOA, EIGHTY BUCKS?!
I LOVE DRAKE, BUT I FEEL LIKE
HE’S REALLY OVERESTIMATING
HOW MUCH I WANT MY HOUSE TO
SMELL LIKE AN EMOTIONAL RAPPER.
AND EVEN IF I DO AGREE TO SPEND
$80O A DRAKE-SMELLING CANDLE, I
NEED TON WHICH DRAKE SMELL I’M
TALKING ABOUT.
BECAUSE YOU SMELL DIFFERENT AT
DIFFERENT TIMES.
AM I GETTING DRAKE BEFORE THE
CONCERT OR DRAKE AFTER?
BECAUSE ONE SMELLS LIKE
BLUEBERRIES WITH A HINT OF
EGYPTIAN MUSK, AND THE OTHER
SMELLS SO SWEATY YOU CAN TELL
HIS BALLS ARE STUCK TO ONE LEG.
AND FINALLY, THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND.
SHE’S THE TITULAR HEAD OF THE
UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REASON
EVERY BRITISH ACTRESS HAS A JOB.
AND SHE HAS A JOB OPENING.
HERE’S A JOB OPPORTUNITY THAT
DOES NOT COME AROUND VERY OFTEN.
QUEEN ELIZABETH IS LOOKING TO
HIRE A NEW PERSONAL ASSISTANT IN
THE OFFICE AT CAN THE BUCK.
THE PERSON WILL BE IN CHARGE OF
MANAGING REQUESTS, COORDINATING
MEETS AND APPOINTMENTS AND
DRAFTING CORRESPONDENCE.
IT COMES WITH A TWO-YEAR
CONTRACT AND A SALARY OF ALMOST
$50,000 A YEAR.
Trevor: OKAY, FIFTY GRAND A
YEAR IS A DECENT SALARY, BUT NOT
ENOUGH FOR THE QUEEN’S PERSONAL
ASSISTANT, BECAUSE YOU’RE THE
ASSISTANT.
YOU’RE GOING TO KNOW ALL THE
QUEEN’S SECRETS.
IF SHE WANTS TO KEEP HER MEGHAN
VOODOO DOLL UNDER WRAPS, THAT’S
GOT TO BE WORTH MORE THAN 50
GRAND MORE.
AND THE QUEEN BETTER NOT SAY
IT’S BECAUSE THE ECONOMY ISN’T
GREAT.
THAT’S A WEIRD EXCUSE TO
MAKE WHEN YOU’RE SITTING IN A
CASTLE.
( QUEEN )
"I WISH WE COULD PAY MORE, BUT
MONEY IS TIGHT RIGHT NOW."
( COCKNEY )
"YOUR DIAMOND CROWN IS CROOKED,
YOU MAJESTY."
( QUEEN )
"SORRY, IT’S BECAUSE OF ALL THE
DIAMONDS."
AND, LOOK, ON SOME LEVEL, IT
WOULD BE FUN TO WORK FOR THE
QUEEN-- MANAGING HER
APPOINTMENTS, HAVING TEA WITH
HER, TELLING THE COPS YOU WERE
DRIVING AFTER SHE RUNS SOMEONE
OVER.
BUT IT’S ALSO GOT TO BE A SUPER
STRESSFUL.
THERE’S SO MANY TASKS TO KEEP ON
TOP OF.
EVERY DAY IT’S LIKE, "WAIT, WAS
IT FEED THE CORGIS AND BEHEAD
THE TRAITOR, OR FEED THE TRAITOR
AND BEHEAD THE CORGIS?
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE!"
OF COURSE, A CELEBRITY ASSISTANT
THESE DAYS IS BASICALLY JUST A
20-SOMETHING WHO MANAGES SOCIAL
MEDIA ACCOUNTS, WHICH IS GOING
TO BE CONFUSING FOR THE QUEEN.
( QUEEN )
"SO I DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND
THIS LATEST TWEET FROM US.
WHAT IS THE "IT" THAT IDRIS ELBA
CAN GET?"
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE GO TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME
BACK, DESI LYDIC WILL EXPLAIN
WHY THE TRUMP KIDS DESERVE A
PARDON.
YEAH, I KNOW.
AND THEN ROY WOOD JR. IS GOING
TO CHECK OUT THE YEAR IN MOVIES AND LUDACRIS
Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
IN JUST 48 DAYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP
WILL LOSE ALL THE POWERS THAT
COME WITH THE PRESIDENCY, LIKE
VETOING BILLS AND GETTING TO
PICK THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE ON AIR
FORCE ONE.
BUT EVEN WORSE FOR TRUMP, HE’LL
LOSE THE POWER TO PARDON PEOPLE.
SO HE MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT
WHILE HE CAN.
IN ANOTHER SIGN PRESIDENT
TRUMP IS PREPARING FOR LIFE
AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE, MULTIPLE
SOURCES TELLING NBC NEWS HE IS
CONSIDERING PREEMPTIVE PARDONS
FOR HIS THREE ELDEST CHILDREN,
HIS SON-IN-LAW, AND OTHER CLOSE
ASSOCIATES.
Trevor: yup, you heard
that right.
TRUMP MIGHT PREEMPTIVELY PARDON
IVANKA, DON JR., ERIC, AND
JARED, WHICH IS GROUNDBREAKING.
BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE FIRST
TIME TRUMP GIVES ALL HIS KIDS
THE SAME GIFT, BECAUSE WHEN THEY
WERE GROWING UP, THEY WOULD GET
DIFFERENT PRESENTS.
LIKE, IVANKA WOULD GET A HORSE,
AND ERIC WOULD GET A SHOVEL TO
SCOOP UP HORSE SHIT.
BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS, IS IT
LEGAL FOR TROWSM PARDON HIS OWN
CHILDREN?
TO HELP ME ANSWER THAT LET’S
TURN TO OUR OWN SENIOR LEGAL
CORRESPONDENT, DESI LYDIC.
DESI, THIS SEEMS REALLY SHADY.
IF TRUMP PARDONS ALL HIS KIDS,
ISN’T THAT BASICALLY ADMITTING
THAT THEY’RE CRIMINALS?
OF COURSE NOT, TREVOR.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN’T GO TO
LAW SCHOOL!
I DIDN’T EITHER, BUT I’VE
PARTIED THERE.
BUT THE FACT IS THESE PARDONS
ARE PREEMPTIVE.
RIGHT?
THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE
CRIMINALS.
IT MEANS THEY’RE PRE-CRIMINALS.
AND IN A WAY, WE’RE ALL
PRE-CRIMINALS.
I MEAN, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU
KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU WOULD
NEVER GET INTO A BAR FIGHT OR
HELP A FRIEND KNOCK OVER A BANK.
Trevor: yeah, I know I’m
not going to knock over a
kneang.
ALL RIGHT, I’LL FIND SOMEONE
ELSE.
Trevor: DESI, WHAT ABOUT THE
FACT THAT THIS COULD BE A
BLANKET PARDON?
IT COULD COVER LITERALLY ANY
CRIME.
THAT’S A GOOD THING.
SEE, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’VE
DONE, BUT THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW,
EITHER.
THERE ARE SO MANY CRIMES YOU
COULD COMMIT WITHOUT EVEN
REALIZING IT.
THEY COULD GO AFTER DON JR. FOR
NOT FILLING OUT EVERY TAX FORM
PERFECTLY, OR HUNTING A
RHINOCEROS BECAUSE IT WAS "IN
THE ZOO."
AND THAT’S NOT RIGHT, TREVOR.
IN AMERICA, WE DON’T WANT TO
SEND INNOCENT PEOPLE TO JAIL.
THIS ISN’T AFRICA!
Trevor: WOW, OKAY.
OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS,
DISEZY:
AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU HAVE TO
ADMIT THIS IS HYPOCRITICAL.
TRUMP’S WHOLE DEAL IS HE’S THE
"LAW AND ORDER" PRESIDENT.
NOW HE’S USING HIS POWER TO
SUBVERT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.
RIGHT, BUT THIS IS LAW AND
ORDER.
HE’S BRINGING THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE
THE LAW, BACK INTO THE LAW,
WHICH ALLOWS THEM TO ORDER
LUNCH, BECAUSE THEY WON’T BE IN
JAIL.
LAW AND ORDER.
Trevor: THAT IS NOT WHAT LAW
AND ORDER MEANS.
AGAIN, TREVOR, YOU’RE NOT A
LAWYER, AND I’M ON THE BOARD AT
COLUMBIA LAW SCHOOL.
THERE’S A CORK BOARD THAT SAYS,
"IF YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, CALL
CAMPUS SECURITY."
Trevor: BUT, DESI, IF ALL THE
TRUMP KIDS ARE SO CLEARLY
INNOCENT, THEN WHY CAN’T THEY
JUST TRUST THE JUSTICE
SYSTEM?
TO PROVE IT?
UHH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
BECAUSE ONCE JOE BIDEN TAKES
POWER, HE AND THE DEMOCRAT DEEP
STATE ARE JUST GOING TO USE THE
JUSTICE SYSTEM TO GET REVENGE,
THAT’S WHY!
I MEAN, THAT’S THE WAY IT WORKS
AROUND HERE.
IN AMERICA, SO MANY INNOCENT
PEOPLE GET SENT TO JAIL.
THIS ISN’T AFRICA!
NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO GO.
RONNY’S WAITING FOR ME AT THE
WELLS FARGO.
SEE, HE’S A REAL FRIEND!
Trevor: DESI, PLEASE DON’T
ROB A BANK WITH RONNY.
NO, NO, NO, TREVOR.
IT’S FINE.
CO-WORKERS DON’T HAVE TO TESTIFY
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
IT’S THE PERFECT CRIME!
Trevor: Desi, I don’t
think that’s true, I might have
to testify-- man, I have to stop
asking her for legal questions.
ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
ROY WOOD JR. TAKES A LOOK AT THE
MOVIES AND TELEVISION SHOWS
WE ALL WATCHED IN 2020.
AND LUDACRIS IS STILL COMING UP!
STICK AROUND. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALL RONNY AND
PENNSYLVANIA, WINNING THE WHITE
HOUSE AND DENYING PRESIDENT
TRUMP A SECOND TERM.
DONALD TRUMP BUILT HIS BRAND
ON BEING A WINNER.
YOU HAVE TO THINK LIKE A
WINNER.
NOW HE CAN’T STOP LOSING.
JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR. IS
ELECTED THE 46th PRESIDENT.
CERTIFIED JOE BIDEN AS THE
WINNER...
DAY AFTER DAY...
A FEDERAL JUDGE APPOINTED BY
TRUMP HIMSELF DISMISSED THE
PRESIDENT’S EFFORTS TO THROW OUT
VOTES.
AFTER DAY.
ELECTION NIGHT THAT TURNED
INTO ELECTION WEEK.
ELECTION DAY IS STRETCHING
WELL INTO ELECTION MONTH.
ELECTION MONTH, ELECTION TWO
MONTHS.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT
YOU, "I’LL RELEASE MY TAXES WHEN
THE AUDIT IS FINISHED, "AND
"I’LL RELEASE MY HEALTH CARE
PLAN IN TWO WEEKS."
A BEAUTIFUL HEALTH CARE BILL.
COMES FROM A MAN WHO LOST
AGAIN--...
TRUMP LOST WISCONSIN AGAIN.
AND AGAIN...
HE KEEPS LOSING COURT CASES,
RECOUNTS, AND CERTIFICATIONS.
AND AGAIN ...
HE KEEPS RELOSING THE
ELECTION AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
COME SEE THE SPECTACLE
CRITICS ARE CALLING...
I DIDN’T KNOW WHEN I WAS
GOING TO RUN AND I HAD TO RUN
AGAIN, EVERY WEEK I HAD TO RUN
AGAIN.
THAT WASN’T THE DEAL.
DONALD TRUMP, JOE BIDEN, THE
ELITE STRIKE FORCE TEAM AND
CHRIS ELLIOTT.
THEY ARE NOW ONE IN 40 IN
COURT.
PROBABLY NOT NOW. IN "ELECTION DAY."
Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
2020 IS ALMOST OVER AND I THINK
WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT IT HAS
BEEN A FANTASTIC YEAR.
SO MUCH GREAT STUFF HAPPENED.
AND FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH,
WE’LL BE REMEMBERING ALL OF
2020’S BEST MOMENTS, STARTING
WITH ROY WOOD JR. AND A LOOK
BACK AT THE YEAR IN STREAMING VIDEO.
♪ ♪ ♪
HEY, WHAT’S UP, EVERYBODY?
IT’S ROY WOOD JR.
2020 WAS A HUGE YEAR FOR
STREAMING, WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE
SAKE 1903 WAS A HUGE YEAR FOR
AIRPLANES-- THERE WERE NO REAL
AIRPLANES BEFORE THEN.
THIS YEAR ALL THE STREAMING
SITES CAME OUT LEFT AND RIGHT.
LIKE MOST OF YOU ALL, I’VE BEEN
STREAMING MY ASS OFF IN MY
HOUSE, STREAMING ON MY PHONE,
STREAMING ON MY TABLET,
STREAMING ON MY TV.
I HAVE EVEN BEEN STREAMING ON MY
PELETON BIKE.
TECHNICALLY IT’S NOT A PELETON
BIKE.
IT’S AN iPAD I TAKE TO THE
HANDLE BARS OF A BIKE I STOLE.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES TO
WATCH IT.
LET’S START WITH THE CLASSIC,
NETFLIX, THE O.G. OF THE GAME.
OLD-SCHOOL NETFLIX, THEY WOULD
SEND A DVD TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU
WOULD GO GET IT AND OPEN UP THE
MAILBOX AND GO, "OH, BOY!
I GOT ME A DOID.
FIRESTONE UP PLAY STATION TWO."
HBO, YOU HAVE TO GET IT UP TO
HBO AND HBO MAX, QUALITY SHOWS.
YOU HAVE BLACK WOMEN FIGURING
OUT THEIR LIVES, WHITE WOMEN
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL
THEIR HUSBANDS-- WAS IT THEIR
HUSBANDS THEY WERE TRYING TO
KILL OR SETTING UP THEIR
HUSBANDS-- BOTTOM LINE, IF
NICOLE KID MAN IS LOOKING AT
YOUR ASS WITHOUT SMILING, YOU’RE
IN TROUBLE.
WE HAD A TON OF NEW STREAMING
SERVICES, WHICH IF I’M GOING TO
BE HONEST I’M A LITTLE
SUSPICIOUS OF ALL THESE
COMPANIES DROPPING DURING THE
SAME YEAR WE HAD A PANDEMIC.
YOU TELLING ME YOU HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH CORONA COMING OUT?
IT’S LIKE THEY WERE SITTING
AROUND BORED LIKE, "AS SOON AS
MARCH HITS, HIT THE 5G BUTTON
AND START THE CORONA.
WE HAD QUIBI, WHICH PROMISED TO
REVOLUTIONIZE THE GAME, WHICH
STOOD FOR QUICK BYTES, AND IT
WAS QUICK AND BIT THE DUST.
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
AND OF COURSE THERE’S CBS ALL
ACCESS WHERE YOU CAN WATCH
""STAR TREK"" WITH A BLACK WOMAN
IN CHARGE AND IF THAT’S TOO MUCH
TO HANDLE WE HAVE AN ANIMATED
VERSION.
AND APPLE PLUS, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE NEW STREAMING SITES.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SHOW ON
THE APPLE PLUS YOU CAN GO TO THE
APPLE STORE AND COMPLAIN AT THE
GENIUS STORE.
I GOT THIS SHOW, AND THEY SAID
IT WAS STEVE CARELL AND HE
SAID-- CAN YOU GET HIM BACK TO
AINCHGOR MAN STATUS.
AND ALSO, MY SHUFFLE BROKE.
WE GOT AMAZING CONTENT TO WATCH
THIS YEAR.
REMEMBER WHEN "TIGER KING" CAME
OUT.
THIS IS HOW CRAZY PEOPLE WERE.
WE WERE ONLY A MONTH INTO
QUARANTINE WHEN "TIGER KING"
DROPPED.
AND PEOPLE LIKE, "MECT HEADS
DOING ANIMAL ABUSE?
GIVE ME MORE!
WHAT’S THAT?
IT BIT OFF AN ARM?
GIVE ME MORE.
WHAT’S THAT?
SHE’S GOING TO BE ON ’DANCING
WITH THE STARS’" AFTER MAYBE
KILLING HER HUSBAND.
GIVE ME MORE."
ANOTHER HIT SHOW WAS THE QUEENS
GAMBIT.
THAT DIDN’T DO IT FOR ME.
I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED
BECAUSE THIS LADY BEAT ALL THESE
PROFESSIONAL CHESS PLAYERS.
THAT’S COOL, BUT SHE DIDN’T PLAY
THE BLACK DUDE IN THE PARK IN
NEW YORK.
YOU CAN’T DO THAT AND BE THE
QUEEN.
YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT,
THE BLACK DUDE IN IN THE PARK
PLAYING CHESS BY HIMSELF.
ANOTHER HUGE SHOW FROM 2020
"LAST THE DANCE."
OH, MY GOD, FINALLY A
DOCUMENTARY TO PROVE HOW GOOD
MICHAEL JORDAN IS AT BASKETBALL.
IT ALSO SHOWED US THAT MICHAEL
JORDAN IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF
LAWG ON THE iPAD.
HE’S THE SCOTTY PIPPIN OF
WEARING OVERSIZED SUITS, AND THE
BILL WITTINGTON OF HIDING HIS
LIQUOR ON CAMERA.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE "GREATEST
BRITISH BAKING SHOW" WAS GOOD.
I TRIED TO WATCH AN EPISODE BUT
IT WAS JUST PEOPLE BAKING,
NOBODY WAS FIGHTING OR
BACKSTABBING.
THAT’S NOT A REALITY SHOW.
THAT’S MY GRANDMA’S HOUSE.
DISNEY PLUS HAD "HAMILTON" BUT I
WAS WATCHING "HAMILTON" ON TV
AND DIDN’T GET THE REAL LIVE
EXPERIENCE LIKE ON BROADWAY SO I
THREW $900 OUT THE WINDOW SO I
WOULD KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
WE’RE GETTING SO USED TO
WATCHING GOOD CONTENT IN OUR
HOMES WILL WE BE READY TO GO
BACK TO THEATERS WHEN THE
PANDEMIC IS OVER?
I GET TO WATCH BLOC BUSTERS LIKE
"WONDER WOMAN" THE SAME DAY THEY
COME OUT.
I CAN MAKE MY APARTMENT LIKE A
MOVIE THEOR-- POP POPCORN, SIT
CLOSE TO THE SCREEN, HAVE A KID
BEHIND ME THAT WON’T STOP
TALKING AND SPILL SODA ALL OVER
YOUR CARPET ENSURING YOU DON’T
GET YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK.
AND THAT’S THE YEAR IN
STREAMING.
AND PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE THE DUDE
FROM THE MOVIE "SOUL"
IT’S NOT ME!
IT’S DISRESPECTFUL AND IT’S
HURTFUL TO MY FAMILY.
Trevor: thank you so much
for that, Roy.
YOU ACTUALLY DO LOOK LIKE THAT
GUY.
STICK AROUND.
WHEN WE COME BACK, LUDACRIS IS JOINING US ON THE SHOW.
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW."
EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH
GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING RAPPER AND
ACTOR LUDACRIS.
WE TALKED ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW
EDUCATIONAL PLATFORM SPECIALLY
DESIGNED FOR KIDS, HIS NEW
CHARITY CAMPAIGN, AND WHAT LIFE
IS LIKE WITHOUT VACATION.
LUDACRIS, WELCOME BACK, BUT THIS
TIME TO THE "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW."
HOW YOU DOING, MY DUDE?
I’M GOOD, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE WE’RE BROTHERS FROM
ANOTHER MOTHER, ESPECIALLY WHY
OUR AFROS GROWING RIGHT NOW.
Trevor: right, this is
like eye feel like you starred
yours first.
I REMEMBER SEEING YOU GROWING IT
OUT, YOU KNOW, DURING ALL THOSE
VACATION PICTURES.
( LAUGHS )
AND I’M NOT GOING TO DRY, IT WAS
ALWAYS YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND YOU
WOULD BE ON VACATION LIKE A
BEAUTIFUL ISLAND.
AND I WAS LIKE, MAN THIS GUY
GOES ON TOO MANY VACATIONS.
AND 2020 HIT, AND I WAS LIKE,
MAN, I SHOULD HAVE GONE ON MORE
VACATIONS.
I HAVE TO STAY IN THE SUN AS
MUCH AS I CAN, ME BEING ON
ISLANDS IS PRETTY MUCH HOME FOR
ME.
THAT’S WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
( LAUGHTER )
I GOTTA KEEP THIS --
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME, LIKE,
WHEN I FIRST GET TO NEW YORK, IT
WAS MY FIRST YEAR.
I NEVER LIVED LIKE THIS.
THE DAYS END AT, LIKE, 4:00 P.M.
BECAUSE SOMEONE CHANGES THE TIME
AND SOME BULLSHIT HAPPENS.
ALL I KNOW IS I WASN’T GETTING
ENOUGH SUN, THE SAME AMOUNT OF
SUN I GOT IN SOUTH AFRICA.
THE MAKEUP MAN SAID YOU NEED TO
START STANDING OUTSIDE.
OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO USE
WHITE PEOPLE MAKEUP ON YOU.
I LITERALLY STAY ON THE
ISLAND SO I LOVE IT.
Trevor: I feel you, man, I
feel you.
BUT THIS YEAR HAS BEEN REALLY
DIFFERENT, MAN.
IT’S FUNNY THAT YOU’RE HERE
BECAUSE I REMEMBER WONDERING,
"WHAT IS LUDACRIS DOING?"
I WAS THINKING LUDACRIS THE
RAPPER.
LUDACRIS THE ACTOR.
EVERYONE HAS DANCED TO YOUR
MUSIC AND WATCHED YOUR MOVIES.
YOU’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT,
HONESTLY, IN MY OPINION, ONE OF
THE MOST AMAZING INITIATIVES
CALLED "KID NATION."
TELL ME WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT.
MAN, WE ALWAYS WANT TO DO
THINGS THAT WE WANT TO SEE THE
CHANGE IN THE WORLD WE HAVE TO
BE THAT CHANGE.
AND I WISH I HAD THIS WHEN I WAS
A KID.
WE’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE’S SO MUCH
CRAZINESS GOING ON IN THE WORLD.
KIDS AND PARENTS NEED THEIR
SUPPLEMENTAL ENTERTAINMENT, AS I
CALL IT.
I CREATED A PLATFORM THAT’S A
SAFE HAVEN AND SAFE PLACE FOR
CHILDREN AND ALL ORIGINAL
CONTENT, VIDEOS AND MUSIC.
I’M TALKING ABOUT MATH, "TALKING
ABOUT SCIENCE, TALKING ABOUT
GOOD GRADE, ABOUT MANNERS.
YOU NAME IT, WE HAVE IT.
AND, OBVIOUSLY, IT’S LIKE
CURRENT MUSIC, HIP-HOP, POP,
ROCK ’N’ ROLL.
ALL DIFFERENT GENRES.
IT’S ALMOST RECREATING THE MUSIC
INDUSTRY BUT LITERALLY HAVING
NOTHING BUT EDUCATIONAL AND FUN
ENTERTAINMENT CONTENT FOR
CHILDREN.
THAT’S WHAT KID NATION IS,
KIDNATION.COM AND THE APP THAT
JUST GOT OUT.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
Trevor: I won’t lie, when
I first heard about it, I was
like, man, this is going to be
corny.
THIS IS GOING TO BE TRASH.
THIS IS GOING TO BE LUDACRIS
TRYING TO ACT LIKE HE’S FRIEND
WITH KIDS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE.
FOR REAL, THOUGH, I WAS WORRIED.
AND IT’S AMAZING.
I’LL TELL YOU WHY IT’S AMAZING.
FIRST OF ALL, WE TAKE FOR
GRANTED HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO
GIVE KIDS LITERALLY SAFE SPACES
WHERE THEY CAN LEARN AND HAVE
FUN.
TODAY ON THE INTERNET, YOU CLICK
ONE VIDEO THAT’S A KID’S SONG
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW
THEY’RE IN A DEEP CONSPIRACY
THEORY.
SECONDLY, IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD
MUSH.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK KIDS DON’T
KNOW WHAT A BEAT IS.
AND YOU MADE ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC
FOR KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE, TO
LEARN ABOUT RACIAL EQUALITY, TO
LEARN ABOUT MATH.
AND SOME OF THE THINGS YOU EVEN
MADE WITH KIDS.
TELL ME THIS BTHAT EXPERIENCE.
MAN, IT’S LITERALLY
FACILITATING THEIR VOICE.
AND I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO
LISTEN TO KIDS A LOT MORE, MAN.
THEY HAVE THIS INNOCENCE AND
THIS CANNEDDEDNESS ABOUT
THEMSELVES AND THEY JUST SHOOT
YOU STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL
BULOVE.
THEY CAN RETEACH YOU.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE GO THROUGH
LIFE, WE BECOME ADULTS, WE START
HAVING ALL THESE
RESPONSIBILITIES AND OUR MINDS
GET DISTORTED A LOT.
AND THAT’S ANOTHER REASON I
CREATED THIS, MAN.
AND I I’M GLAD THAT YOU GET IT
BECAUSE IT’S SO IMPORTANT RIGHT
NOW, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW WITH
EVERYTHING’S THAT’S GOING ON,
THAT WE GIVE THEM SOMETHING THAT
THEY CAN LITERALLY JUST STAY ON.
AND THE PARENTS LOVE THAT IT’S
NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE
ELSE WHERE THEY’RE LOOKING AT
SOMETHING WE DON’T WANT TO SEE
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT KIDS WANT
TO MORE LISTEN TO THE ADULT
CONTENT WHICH, YOU KNOW, WHICH
IS KIND OF IRONIC BECAUSE I MAKE
ADULT CONTENT, SO I’M ALMOST
BALANCING MY KARMA FROM ALL THE
ADULT CONTENT I’M MAKING TRYING
TO HELP FACILITATE THE KIDS.
Trevor: what I love about
the project as well, especially
in a time like we’re living in
today.
PARENTS ARE DESPERATE FOR ANY
HELP THEY CAN GET.
SO MANY KIDS ARE NOT IN SCHOOL
RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE,
WE’RE DESPERATE TO GET SCHOOLS
OPEN AGAIN.
FOR ME, BEFORE BARS AND
RESTAURANTS, GET THE SCHOOLS
OPEN, MAN.
YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO PAY
A BAR.
YOU CAN’T FICK FIGURE OUT HOW TO
PAY A KID’S EDUCATION.
THAT’S THEIR TIME.
SO MANY PARENTS WILL APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
IT HELPS TEACH THEIR KIDS.
IT MAKES IT FUN.
IT MAKES IT INTERESTING.
I THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL
APPRECIATE, EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT
PARENTS, YOU’RE ALLOWING PEOPLE
TO PARTICIPATE WITH AN AMAWZING
PRIZE ON THE OTHER END.
TALK ME THROUGH SOME OF THAT.
I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A FORD
BRONKO.
I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT $50,000.
AND I WAS LIKE, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA.
THERE’S 50,000 IN THIS THING AND
LUNCH WITH LUDACRIS AND FLYING
TO LOS ANGELES.
WALK ME THROUGH SOME OF IT.
SOME OF IT SOUNDS LUKE A LIE.
IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
BUT LITERALLY DURING THIS TIME
I’M TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE.
ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO DO IS GO TO
WINABRONCO.COM.
AND I’M GOING TO HAND OVER THE
KEYS WHEN IT’S SAFE AND FLY
PEOPLE TO LOS ANGELES TO GET
THIS CAR.
AND LITERALLY THE --
WOW!
IT’S ALL GOING IT BENEFIT,
WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS, THE
BOYS & GIRLS CLUB, EVERYBODY
KNOWS ABOUT THAT.
IT’S HELPING UNDERPRIVILEGED
FAMILIES.
IT’S HELPING WITHITUTE ORG CAN
KIDS DOING SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THERE’S
$50,000 CASH SOMEONE IS GOING TO
WIN.
SO I’M JUST HERE TO LET YOU KNOW
THIS IS NOTHING BUT GOODNESS
THAT WE’RE SPREADING ON ALL
FRONTS FROM KID NATION TO THIS
BRONCO TO 50,000 CASH.
IT’S LITERALLY WHAT EVERYBODY
NEEDS, ESPECIALLY DURING THE
HOLIDAYS, AND IN 2020, THIS YEAR
THAT HAS THROWN EVERYONE FOR A
LOOP.
Trevor: so you’re not
just, you know, you’re not just
sitting around during the
pandemic.
I KNOW YOU’RE ONE OF THE HARDEST
WORKING PEOPLE I KNOW.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU GO ON SO MANY
VACATIONS BECAUSE YOU WORK HARD,
AND YOU PLAY HARD.
AND YOU LOVE LIVING YOUR LIFE
THAT WAY.
YOU’VE GOT A NEW MOVIE ON AMAZON
PRIME.
YEAH.
Trevor: and I’m not going
to lie, I was a little thrown
because the title of the movie
made me think maybe this is a
"fast and furious" spin-off.
IT’S CALLED "THE RIDE."
OH, YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE
CRAZY.
AND IT WAS CRAZY BUT IN A
DIFFERENT WAY BECAUSE YOU PLAY A
DAD WHO IS PART OF A FAMILY WHO
ADOPTS A NEO-NAZI WHITE KID.
YEAH.
Trevor: and, I mean, it’s
a-- it’s a powerful movie.
BUT I WAS LIKE, MAN-- I WAS NOT
READY FOR THIS.
I WAS READY FOR A CAR CHASE AND
I GOT SOMETHING REALLY DEEP.
TALK ME THROUGH THE FILM.
LISTEN, MAN, I THINK A LOT OF
PEOPLE UNDERSTAND BY NOW THEY
LITERALLY TRY TO DO THINGS THIS
THIS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY THAT
PEOPLE ARE NOT READY FOR AND
ALWAYS TRY TO DO SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
AND THIS IS DEFINITELY
DIFFERENT.
BUT IT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY,
AND THAT’S ONE OF THE REASONS I
GRAVITATED TOWARDS IT.
YOU PRETTY MUCH NAMED IT, MAN.
BEING A PARENT THAT’S-- THAT’S
HELPING TO FOSTER A CHILD THAT
WAS RAISED AS A WHITE
SUPREMACIST.
AND I THINK THIS STORY IS ALL
ABOUT SECOND CHANCES.
IT’S ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU
CAN BE TAUGHT TAHATE, CAN YOU BE
TAUGHT TO LOVE?
AND IT RAISES SO MANY GREAT
CONVERSATIONS.
SO I COULD TALK AWE LOT ABOUT
IT, BUT WHEN PEOPLE CHECK THIS
MOVIE OUT ON AMAZON PRIME I
THINK THEY’RE GOING TO FORM
THEIR OWN BASIS AND OPINION AND
I GUARANTEE IT WILL MAKE SOME
PEOPLE CRY.
Trevor: before you go, I
remember when I was a kid there
were books my mom got me.
SHE COULDN’T AFFORD TO BUY ME
BOOKS SO WE HAD A LEI AWAY
PROGRAM WHERE MY MOM COULD GIVE
A LITTLE MONEY AND THEY WOULD
SEND US LITERALLY ONE BOOK A
MONTH, THAT’S ALL WE COULD
AFFORD, ONE BOOK.
AND I REMEMBER ONE OF THE SERIES
THAT CHANGED MYLIFE WAS CALLED
"WHAT IT MEANS TO BE."
AND IT WAS "WHAT IT MEANS TO BE
KIND.
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LOYAL.
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD
FRIEND.
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FUNNY"
IT WAS JUST LIKE-- JUST-- AND I
WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE LESSONS.
AND I GOT A SIMILAR FEELING
GOING THROUGH WHAT KID NATION IS
ALL ABOUT.
AND I APPRECIATE THAT FROM YOU.
WE TAKE FOR GRANTED HOW SHAPING
KIDS-- AS YOU SAID, YOU CAN
TEACH KIDS TO HATE BUT ARE WE
GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO TEACH
THEM TO LOVE.
I APPRECIATE YOU FOR, THAT MAN.
LISTEN, THOSE WORDS COMING
FROM YOU, ESPECIALLY, YOU HAVE
NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MEANS.
IT’S ALL ABOUT LEGACY FOR ME
RIGHT NOW, AND YOU JUST STAMPED
THAT APPROVAL ON ALL THE HARD
WORK I HAVE BEEN DOING WITH ALL
THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE JUST BY
SAYING AND STATING WHAT YOU JUST
SAID.
MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN
PERSON.
CAN’T WAIT TO HIT THESE ISLANDS
LARRY, MY MAN.
Trevor: let’s hit the
islanding.
LET’S GET SOME OF THE COLOR
BACK.
LET’S GET SOME OF THE COLOR
BLACK.
ALL LOVE, MAN, APPRECIATE YOU
MAN.
Trevor: have a good one,
man.
DON’T FORGET, TO WIN ALL THOSE
AWESOME PRIZES AND SUPPORT LOCAL
BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS, GO TO THE
WEBSITE BELOW.
OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK, BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR
TONIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN.
BEFORE WE GO, I WANT TO REMIND
YOU THERE IS A SPECIAL RUNOFF
ELECTION COMING UP IN GEORGE.
IF
YOU’RE WATCHING FROM THE PEACH
STATE, THE DEADLINE TO REGISTER
TO VOTE ONLINE FOR THAT ELECTION
IS DECEMBER 7.
AND IF YOU’RE NOT IN GEORGIA,
YOU CAN STILL HELP BY SUPPORTING
GROUPS LIKE "18 BY VOTE"
23 YOUNG PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT
VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTION CAN
VOTE IN THE RUNOFF.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY SAFE OUT
THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND PLEASE,
GUYS, I KNOW IT’S TIRING BUT
DON’T GO ON ANY CRAZY VACATIONS.
LET’S STAY SAFE, AND TRY AND
STAY INDOORS AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.
NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF
ZEN.
ALL RIGHT, ARE WE CLEAR?
LET’S GET RID OF THE FAKE
APARTMENT THING.
GIVE ME A MOJITO, MAN!
I’M HITTING THE POOL!
WHERE ARE THE LADIES AT?
WHERE ARE THE FELLAS AT?
LET’S DO THIS THING.
THANK YOU.
THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
SPEECH I’VE EVER MADE.
THIS ELECTION IS DONE.
THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROCESS MUST
BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE.
THE DAYS OF DONALD TRUMP ARE
COMING TO AN END.
I WENT FROM LEADING BY A LOT TO
LOSING BY A LITTLE.
JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE YOUR
NEXT PRESIDENT.
TRUMP CAN’T BE PRESIDENT.
THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO
CERTIFY THE CORRECT WINNER OF
THE ELECTION, AND THAT’S JOE
BIDEN.
THANK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU, AND
GOD BLESS AMERICA. ♪ ♪ ♪