1 00:00:01,494 --> 00:00:03,499 DISTANCING SHOW." 2 00:00:03,501 --> 00:00:04,569 I’M TREVOR NOAH. 3 00:00:04,603 --> 00:00:07,899 TODAY IS THURSDAY, THE 3rd OF 4 00:00:07,933 --> 00:00:08,933 DECEMBER, WHICH MEANS THERE’S 5 00:00:08,935 --> 00:00:12,854 ONLY 48 DAYS LEFT UNTIL DONALD 6 00:00:12,855 --> 00:00:14,685 TRUMP IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT AND 7 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,979 CAN FINALLY START BUILDING THE 8 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:16,588 FIRST PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY THAT 9 00:00:16,589 --> 00:00:17,040 HAS A BALLPIT. 10 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,172 ANYWAY, COMING UP ON TONIGHT’S 11 00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:19,672 SHOW: 12 00:00:19,673 --> 00:00:21,317 DRAKE WANTS TO BE IN YOUR HOUSE, 13 00:00:21,318 --> 00:00:22,992 IVANKA TRUMP WANTS TO STAY OUT 14 00:00:22,993 --> 00:00:24,592 OF PRISON, AND LUDACRIS IS 15 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:25,481 JOINING ME ON THE SHOW. 16 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:27,690 SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE! 17 00:00:27,692 --> 00:00:29,663 WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 18 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:33,800 Announcer: FROM TREVOR’S 19 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:34,179 Announcer: FROM TREVOR’S 20 00:00:34,213 --> 00:00:35,621 COUCH IN NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR 21 00:00:35,622 --> 00:00:38,256 COUCH SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, 22 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,031 THIS IS "THE DAILY SOCIAL 23 00:00:40,065 --> 00:00:41,463 DISTANCING SHOW," WITH TREVOR 24 00:00:41,464 --> 00:00:42,525 NOAH. 25 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:46,367 Trevor: LET’S KICK IT OFF 26 00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:47,919 WITH THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC. 27 00:00:47,953 --> 00:00:49,300 IT’S THE REASON YOU KNOW WHAT 28 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:50,981 ALL YOUR CO-WORKERS’ BEDROOMS 29 00:00:51,015 --> 00:00:52,857 LOOK LIKE WITHOUT CREATING A 30 00:00:52,892 --> 00:00:53,455 PROBLEM FOR H.R. 31 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,310 RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE NOT 32 00:00:55,345 --> 00:00:56,953 LOOKING GOOD ALL OVER THE WORLD, 33 00:00:56,954 --> 00:01:00,558 AND ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE UNITED 34 00:01:00,592 --> 00:01:00,816 STATES. 35 00:01:00,817 --> 00:01:03,555 IN FACT, ROBERT REDFIELD, THE 36 00:01:03,589 --> 00:01:05,045 DIRECTOR OF THE C.D.C. AND MAN 37 00:01:05,079 --> 00:01:06,751 WHOSE FACE GOT PUT ON 38 00:01:06,786 --> 00:01:08,067 UPSIDE-DOWN BY GOD, SAID 39 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,180 YESTERDAY THAT THE NEXT FEW 40 00:01:09,182 --> 00:01:10,752 MONTHS COULD BE "THE MOST 41 00:01:10,753 --> 00:01:11,677 DIFFICULT IN THE PUBLIC HEALTH 42 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,032 HISTORY OF THIS NATION"-- EVEN 43 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:13,714 WORSE THAN THAT SIX-MONTH 44 00:01:13,715 --> 00:01:14,448 STRETCH WHEN YOU COULDN’T GO 45 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,044 ANYWHERE WITHOUT HEARING "BABY 46 00:01:16,045 --> 00:01:16,510 SHARK." 47 00:01:16,512 --> 00:01:19,480 WE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE 48 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:19,976 PANDEMIC! 49 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:22,792 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT A VACCINE 50 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:24,432 IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, BUT 51 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:25,524 YOU STILL NEED TO GET ENOUGH 52 00:01:25,558 --> 00:01:28,348 PEOPLE TO GET THE VACCINE SO 53 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:29,188 THAT PEOPLE ARE IMMUNE. 54 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,337 AND LET’S FACE IT, IN A COUNTRY 55 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:32,860 WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE REFUSE 56 00:01:32,895 --> 00:01:34,729 TO WEAR MASKS, THERE’S A GOOD 57 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:36,401 CHANCE MANY OF THEM WILL RESIST 58 00:01:36,435 --> 00:01:39,126 GETTING AN INJECTION, WHICH IS 59 00:01:39,161 --> 00:01:41,033 SORT OF LIKE A MASK THAT HURTS. 60 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:41,868 SO THAT’S WHY SOME HIGH-PROFILE 61 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:42,822 PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE POLITICAL 62 00:01:42,823 --> 00:01:43,832 SPECTRUM ARE FORMING A 63 00:01:43,867 --> 00:01:45,027 SUPERGROUP TO PROMOTE THE 64 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:45,172 VACCINE. 65 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,024 IN A SHOW OF PRESIDENTIAL 66 00:01:47,059 --> 00:01:48,815 LEADERSHIP IN THIS HEALTH 67 00:01:48,849 --> 00:01:50,432 CRISIS, THREE FORMER PRESIDENTS 68 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:52,877 ARE READY TO ROLL UP THEIR 69 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:56,093 SLEEVES TO BOLSTER PUBLIC 70 00:01:56,128 --> 00:01:58,682 CONFIDENCE IN THE NEW 71 00:01:58,717 --> 00:02:00,202 CORONAVIRUS VACCINES, BARACK 72 00:02:00,237 --> 00:02:01,723 OBAMA, GEORGE W. BUSH, AND BILL 73 00:02:01,757 --> 00:02:02,653 CLINTON ALL VOLUNTEERING TO GET 74 00:02:02,654 --> 00:02:03,982 THEIR SHOTS ON CAMERA ONCE THE 75 00:02:03,983 --> 00:02:04,960 F.D.A. AUTHORIZES A VACCINE. 76 00:02:04,961 --> 00:02:07,197 CLINTON AND OBAMA GOT ON BOARD 77 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:08,886 AFTER PRESIDENT BUSH REACHED OUT 78 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:10,540 TO DR. ANTHONY FAUCI AND 79 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:12,885 DR. DEBORAH BIRX TO SEE HOW HE 80 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,877 COULD HELP PROMOTE THE VACCINE. 81 00:02:15,911 --> 00:02:20,909 Trevor: NOW, THAT IS SOME 82 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:21,503 PRESIDENTIAL LEADERSHIP, 83 00:02:21,537 --> 00:02:23,776 OFFERING TO GET THE VACCINE ON 84 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,480 LIVE TV BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE TO 85 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:27,048 BOOST PUBLIC CONFIDENCE. 86 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:27,938 ALSO, IT’S A GREAT WAY TO SNEAK 87 00:02:27,972 --> 00:02:29,121 AHEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. 88 00:02:29,123 --> 00:02:31,265 I SEE YOU, BARRY! 89 00:02:31,299 --> 00:02:32,735 YEAH, I SEE YOU. 90 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:33,797 YOU AND BILL AND GEORGE 91 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:34,941 SNATCHING THOSE FIRST SHOTS! 92 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:36,289 NO HATE FELLAS, GAME RECOGNIZE 93 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:36,679 GAME! 94 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,966 YOU KNOW THE GAME IS NOT GOING 95 00:02:39,001 --> 00:02:40,363 TO STOP THERE, BECAUSE I BET 96 00:02:40,364 --> 00:02:42,317 THERE WILL BE ONE SMART SECRET 97 00:02:42,351 --> 00:02:44,433 SERVICE AGENT WHO WILL BE 98 00:02:44,434 --> 00:02:46,148 LIKE,"DID SOMEBODY SAY "SHOT," 99 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:48,942 I’LL PROTECT YOU AND JUMP IN 100 00:02:48,943 --> 00:02:53,896 FRONT OF THE NEEDLE AND SAY I 101 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,843 GOT VAX NAPTED FOR YOU. 102 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,278 AND YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING, "WHY 103 00:02:57,279 --> 00:02:58,572 HASN’T PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO 104 00:02:58,573 --> 00:02:59,432 OFFERED TO TAKE THE VACCINE? 105 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:02,424 BY THE TIME THE VACCINES ARE 106 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,142 AVAILABLE, HE’LL ALSO BE A 107 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:04,814 FORMER PRESIDENT." 108 00:03:04,848 --> 00:03:06,063 BUT DON’T FORGET, HE BEAT 109 00:03:06,097 --> 00:03:06,808 CORONA, SO HE’S ALREADY IMMUNE. 110 00:03:06,843 --> 00:03:08,970 ALSO, HE CAN’T GO BEFORE THE 111 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,763 OTHER PRESIDENTS, BECAUSE HE’LL 112 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:12,744 TAKE ALL THE LOLLIPOPS. 113 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:16,704 I’M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT TRUMP 114 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,486 ISN’T PART OF THIS EVENT. 115 00:03:18,521 --> 00:03:20,177 BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE WOULD FIND A 116 00:03:20,178 --> 00:03:20,863 WAY TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD. 117 00:03:20,864 --> 00:03:21,283 ( TRUMP ) 118 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,519 "I’M NOT GETTING THE VACCINE ON 119 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:23,845 CAMERA. 120 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,104 I DON’T WANT TO SHOW MY BUTT 121 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:25,523 ( AIDE ) 122 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:26,131 "SIR, THEY CAN DO IT IN YOUR 123 00:03:26,132 --> 00:03:26,402 ARM." 124 00:03:26,403 --> 00:03:27,983 ( TRUMP ) 125 00:03:27,984 --> 00:03:28,469 "TOO LATE. 126 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:29,296 I ALREADY DROPPED MY PANTS." 127 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:32,687 NOT TO MENTION WATCHING THEM GET 128 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:34,470 THE VACCINE ON TV DOESN’T REALLY 129 00:03:34,471 --> 00:03:35,051 HELP. 130 00:03:35,052 --> 00:03:37,525 WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO DO IS 131 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:39,210 WATCH THEM 24/7 AFTER THE 132 00:03:39,244 --> 00:03:40,899 VACCINE SO WE CAN SEE IT’S SAFE 133 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:42,726 SO THEY ALL NEED TO LIVE 134 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:47,500 TOGETHER IN A HOUSE WHERE WE CAN 135 00:03:47,501 --> 00:03:49,621 SEE THEM EAT AND SLEEP AND 136 00:03:49,622 --> 00:03:49,824 HANG-OUT. 137 00:03:49,858 --> 00:03:51,196 OF COURSE, UNTIL THERE IS A 138 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,702 VACCINE, IT WILL BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER TO CONTINUE 139 00:03:53,703 --> 00:03:56,327 IMPORTANT THAN EVER TO CONTINUE 140 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,314 FOLLOWING SOCIAL DISTANCING 141 00:04:00,315 --> 00:04:00,707 GUIDELINES. 142 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,584 NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT A LOT 143 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,223 OF POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN 144 00:04:04,224 --> 00:04:05,217 SPEAKING OUT VERY CLEARLY ABOUT 145 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:06,961 THE NEED TO STAY SAFE. 146 00:04:06,995 --> 00:04:08,359 THE BAD NEWS IS THESE 147 00:04:08,393 --> 00:04:10,555 POLITICIANS HAVEN’T ALL BEEN 148 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:11,580 PRACTICING WHAT THEY PREACH. 149 00:04:11,615 --> 00:04:12,715 A NUMBER OF DEMOCRATIC 150 00:04:12,716 --> 00:04:13,463 LEADERS APOLOGIZING OR REVERSING 151 00:04:13,497 --> 00:04:13,967 COURSE, AFTER MULTIPLE 152 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:15,386 OCCURRENCES OF "DO AS I SAY, NOT 153 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,080 AS I DO." 154 00:04:16,115 --> 00:04:17,208 THEY HAVE BEEN CAUGHT NOT 155 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:19,448 FOLLOWING THEIR OWN CORONAVIRUS 156 00:04:19,483 --> 00:04:20,081 GUIDELINES. 157 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:22,048 IN SAN FRANCISCO, MAYOR LONDON 158 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,059 BREED FACING BACKLASH AFTER IT 159 00:04:23,093 --> 00:04:24,642 WAS REVEALED THAT SHE ATTENDED A 160 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:25,658 BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST MONTH AT THE 161 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,506 FRENCH LAUNDRY, THE FAMED AND 162 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:28,805 EXCLUSIVE NAPA VALLEY 163 00:04:28,807 --> 00:04:30,473 RESTAURANT, WITH SEVEN OTHER 164 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:31,766 PEOPLE AT HER TABLE. 165 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:33,154 AND WHEN THIS PARTY HAPPENED, 166 00:04:33,188 --> 00:04:34,537 SUCH GATHERINGS WERE DISCOURAGED 167 00:04:34,539 --> 00:04:35,108 BY STATEWIDE GUIDELINES. 168 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,087 THE DAY BEFORE BREED’S DINNER AT 169 00:04:37,088 --> 00:04:40,593 THE FRENCH LAUNDRY, GOVERNOR 170 00:04:40,594 --> 00:04:42,388 GAVIN NEWSOM ALSO ATTENDED A 171 00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:44,138 PARTY THERE WITH AT LEAST A 172 00:04:44,171 --> 00:04:45,218 DOZEN OTHER PEOPLE FROM 173 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:45,619 DIFFERENT HOUSEHOLDS. 174 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:46,738 IN DENVER, MAYOR MICHAEL HANCOCK 175 00:04:46,739 --> 00:04:47,669 TOLD RESIDENTS OF HIS CITY TO 176 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:48,844 SKIP LARGE THANKSGIVING DINNERS, 177 00:04:48,878 --> 00:04:50,288 AND THEN HE PROMPTLY APPEARED AT 178 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,775 THE DENVER AIRPORT AND FLEW TO 179 00:04:51,776 --> 00:04:53,055 MISSISSIPPI TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY 180 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:54,800 WITH HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER. 181 00:04:54,801 --> 00:04:55,528 BEFORE THANKSGIVING, THE 182 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:58,583 MAYOR OF AUSTIN, TEXAS, HAD THIS 183 00:04:58,585 --> 00:04:59,926 MESSAGE FOR HIS CITY: 184 00:04:59,961 --> 00:05:01,374 YOU NEED TO STAY HOME IF YOU 185 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,985 CAN, DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO 186 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:05,200 TRY TO KEEP THE NUMBERS DOWN. 187 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:06,962 THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO RELA 188 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:08,988 BUT IT TURNS OUT, WHEN HE 189 00:05:09,023 --> 00:05:11,033 GAVE THAT WARNING, MAYOR STEVE 190 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:11,643 ADLER WASN’T HOME. 191 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,220 HE WAS ON VACATION IN THE SWANKY 192 00:05:13,221 --> 00:05:16,085 MEXICAN RESORT OF CABO SAN LUCAS. 193 00:05:16,086 --> 00:05:21,449 Trevor: man, come on. 194 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:24,564 WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DEMOCRATS? 195 00:05:24,598 --> 00:05:25,930 "HEY, EVERYBODY, IT’S YOUR MAYOR 196 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:26,955 HERE, TELLING YOU DO THE RIGHT 197 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:27,991 THING AND STAY HOME. 198 00:05:27,992 --> 00:05:29,086 ALL MY BOYS AT THE POOL KNOW 199 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:31,241 WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! 200 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:32,243 SAY WHAT’S UP, EVERYBODY! 201 00:05:32,277 --> 00:05:34,146 WE LIVIN’ THAT CABO LIFE, 202 00:05:34,181 --> 00:05:35,030 BITCHES!" 203 00:05:35,031 --> 00:05:40,227 I’M SORERY MAN, EVERYONE HAS 204 00:05:40,229 --> 00:05:43,383 GIVEN UP THEIR LIVES AND THEY’RE 205 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:43,611 HYPOCRITES. 206 00:05:43,645 --> 00:05:44,634 DO YOU GUYS THINK CORONA 207 00:05:44,669 --> 00:05:45,499 RESPECTS YOUR OFFICE TOO MUCH TO 208 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:45,924 COME AFTER YOU? 209 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:46,697 BECAUSE IF IT GOT THE PRESIDENT 210 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:47,370 OF THE UNITED STATES, IT’S NOT 211 00:05:47,404 --> 00:05:49,177 GOING TO BE STAR-STRUCK BY 212 00:05:49,211 --> 00:05:50,907 GOVERNOR HAIR GEL. 213 00:05:50,908 --> 00:05:52,206 AND, YEAH, I KNOW REPUBLICANS 214 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:52,975 ARE ALSO HAVING BIG INDOOR 215 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:53,261 PARTIES. 216 00:05:53,295 --> 00:05:55,730 I KNOW THAT. 217 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:59,214 PEOPLE SAY, WHAT, ABOUT THE 218 00:05:59,215 --> 00:05:59,475 REPUBLICANS?" 219 00:05:59,509 --> 00:06:00,645 EVERYONE EXPECTS THEM TO! 220 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,402 THE OFFICIAL REPUBLICAN PARTY 221 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,289 PLATFORM NOW IS JUST... 222 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,004 ( LOUDLY COUGHS ). 223 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:03,825 IN FACT, IN A WAY, THESE 224 00:06:03,826 --> 00:06:04,498 DEMOCRATS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN 225 00:06:04,499 --> 00:06:06,220 ANTI-MASKERS BECAUSE OF THEIR 226 00:06:06,255 --> 00:06:07,125 HYPOCRISY. 227 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:09,700 AT LEAST WHEN THOSE DUDES BREAK 228 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,949 THE RULES, THEY’RE OPEN ABOUT 229 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:11,191 IT. 230 00:06:11,192 --> 00:06:12,338 ANTIMASK PEOPLE ARE WALKING 231 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,755 AROUND IN BARS BREATHING INTO 232 00:06:15,756 --> 00:06:16,613 EACH OTHERS’ FACES. 233 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:17,755 "DO YOU HAVE ANY COVID IN YOU? 234 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:19,996 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?" 235 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:20,966 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 236 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:22,971 IT’S NOT HEALTHY TO DWELL ON THE 237 00:06:22,972 --> 00:06:24,173 BAD NEWS ALL THE TIME. 238 00:06:24,174 --> 00:06:27,280 THERE’S DEFINITELY BAD NEWS. 239 00:06:27,282 --> 00:06:27,845 IT’S 2020. 240 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,149 FOR THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, LET’S 241 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,338 MAKE LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND 242 00:06:31,339 --> 00:06:32,073 PRETEND CORONAVIRUS DOESN’T 243 00:06:32,074 --> 00:06:32,634 EXIST. 244 00:06:32,635 --> 00:06:36,171 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT 245 00:06:36,205 --> 00:06:41,217 THAN ANOTHER EPISODE OF "RAY OF 246 00:06:41,252 --> 00:06:42,215 SUNSHINE." 247 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,010 OUR FIRST RAY OF SUNSHINE COMES 248 00:06:45,012 --> 00:06:46,180 FROM THE MOON. 249 00:06:46,214 --> 00:06:47,545 AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE 250 00:06:47,546 --> 00:06:48,617 THINKING, HOW CAN YOU HAVE A RAY 251 00:06:48,652 --> 00:06:49,348 OF SUNSHINE FROM THE MOON, 252 00:06:49,349 --> 00:06:52,606 BECAUSE THE MOON REFLECTS LIGHT 253 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,513 FROM THE SUN. 254 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,006 THAT’S WHAT MOONLIGHT IS! 255 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,969 DON’T YOU REMEMBER THIRD-GRADE 256 00:06:55,971 --> 00:06:56,646 SCIENCE?! 257 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,655 I ACTUALLY TONIGHT REMEMBER IT, 258 00:06:58,689 --> 00:06:59,985 EITHER. 259 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,777 I JUST GOOGLED IT NOW. 260 00:07:02,778 --> 00:07:03,842 ANYWAY, HERE’S WHAT’S HAPPENING 261 00:07:03,876 --> 00:07:04,667 ON THE MOON RIGHT NOW: 262 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:05,473 RIGHT NOW, A CHINESE ROBOTIC 263 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:06,493 CRAFT IS COLLECTING SAMPLES ON 264 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:06,895 THE MOON. 265 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:07,853 IT’S TOUCHED DOWN WHERE APOLLO 266 00:07:07,854 --> 00:07:09,336 AND THE SPUTNIK MISSIONS HAVE 267 00:07:09,337 --> 00:07:09,830 NEVER VENTURED. 268 00:07:09,831 --> 00:07:10,716 CHINA’S SPACE ADMINISTRATION 269 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,848 SAYS FOR TWO DAYS, IT WILL 270 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,216 DRILL, IT WILL COLLECT SAMPLES. 271 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:18,045 THE GOAL IS TO BRING BACK FOUR 272 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:21,799 POUNDS OF DUST, OF ROCK, DEBRIS, 273 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:22,590 LATER THIS MONTH. 274 00:07:22,624 --> 00:07:23,502 AND THE SAMPLES WILL BE BROUGHT 275 00:07:23,503 --> 00:07:25,075 BACK TO THE EARTH IN 44 YEARS. 276 00:07:25,076 --> 00:07:28,434 IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE’VE 277 00:07:28,435 --> 00:07:29,418 DONE THE MOON EXPLORATION. 278 00:07:29,452 --> 00:07:31,671 Trevor: WOW, WE HAVEN’T 279 00:07:31,705 --> 00:07:33,322 COLLECTED ANY MOON ROCKS IN 44 280 00:07:33,323 --> 00:07:33,748 YEARS. 281 00:07:33,749 --> 00:07:35,998 I’LL BET TATHEY’VE CHANGED A LOT 282 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:37,056 SINCE BACK THEN. 283 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,763 THEY PROBABLY GRADUATED MOON 284 00:07:38,764 --> 00:07:40,556 COLLEGE, MET ANOTHER MOON ROCK, 285 00:07:40,557 --> 00:07:43,839 AND HAD SOME LITTLE MOON ROCKS 286 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:44,601 OF THEIR OWN. 287 00:07:44,635 --> 00:07:45,445 THEN THEY STARTED MOON ROCK 288 00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:48,421 DRINKING AND DEVELOPED A 289 00:07:48,455 --> 00:07:49,531 GAMBLING PROBLEM. 290 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:55,143 AND THE ONE MOON ROCK TELLS THE 291 00:07:55,177 --> 00:07:57,062 OTHER TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. 292 00:07:57,097 --> 00:07:58,874 AND TELLS HIM TO GET HIS GODDAM 293 00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:00,868 ACT TOGETHER, AND HE’S ALL LIKE, 294 00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:02,105 "WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR 295 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:02,418 DAMNED BUSINESS." 296 00:08:02,419 --> 00:08:04,364 ANYWAY, IT WILL BE NICE TO 297 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:04,953 CATCH UP. 298 00:08:04,954 --> 00:08:08,479 BUT THAT’S RIGHT, CHINA IS 299 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,290 SENDING A ROBOTIC CRAFT TO THE 300 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,216 AND THIS IS PRETTY SLICK OF 301 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,114 CHINA TO DO THIS NOW WHEN 302 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:13,120 EVERYONE IS STILL ANGRY AT THEM 303 00:08:13,122 --> 00:08:13,542 OVER THE PANDEMIC. 304 00:08:13,544 --> 00:08:14,180 "HEY, CHINA, FOR REAL, DID YOU 305 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:14,888 TRY TO HIDE COVID WHEN IT 306 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:15,425 STARTED IN WUHAN?" 307 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,175 "I’D LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR 308 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:17,103 QUESTIONS, BUT WE HAVE TO GO GET 309 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:17,552 ROCKS ON THE MOON." 310 00:08:17,587 --> 00:08:18,535 ALSO, I JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT 311 00:08:18,536 --> 00:08:19,359 THERE: MAYBE THIS ISN’T THE BEST 312 00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:20,260 YEAR FOR HUMANITY TO BE VISITING 313 00:08:20,261 --> 00:08:20,704 THE MOON? 314 00:08:20,706 --> 00:08:21,579 I CAN’T EVEN TRAVEL TO VERMONT 315 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:22,503 WITHOUT A QUARANTINE. 316 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:26,960 MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T BE SENDING 317 00:08:26,961 --> 00:08:29,118 HUMANS TO TOUCH THUNGZ IN SPACE. 318 00:08:29,153 --> 00:08:31,784 I DON’T WANT ALIENS COMING DOWN 319 00:08:31,785 --> 00:08:34,099 IN TWO WEEKS LIKE, "WHAT THE 320 00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:35,660 HELL, GUYS. 321 00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:37,151 YOU GAVE US COVID-19. 322 00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:38,955 ( HUMAN ) 323 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:39,647 "WE’RE SO SORRY! 324 00:08:39,648 --> 00:08:40,808 IT HELPS IF YOU JUST PUT A MASK 325 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:41,290 ( ALIEN ) 326 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:41,917 "DON’T TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOMS!" 327 00:08:41,918 --> 00:08:42,559 BUT LET’S RETURN TO EARTH FOR 328 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,804 SOME NEWS FROM THE UNITED 329 00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:44,202 NATIONS. 330 00:08:44,203 --> 00:08:45,558 IT’S WHERE ALL THE WORLD’S MOST 331 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:46,649 IMPORTANT LEADERS GATHER 332 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:46,999 TOGETHER... 333 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,053 FOR A SLUMMMMBER PARTY! 334 00:08:48,088 --> 00:08:49,230 AND THE ORGANIZATION THAT BRINGS 335 00:08:49,264 --> 00:08:50,662 NATIONS TOGETHER NOW HAS 336 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,668 SOMETHING TO BRING TO THE PARTY. 337 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:54,540 THE UNITED NATIONS HAS NOW 338 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:56,303 REMOVED CANNABIS FROM THEIR LIST 339 00:08:56,304 --> 00:08:57,262 OF MOST DANGEROUS DRUGS. 340 00:08:57,263 --> 00:08:57,914 MARIJUANA HAD BEEN CATEGORIZED 341 00:08:57,949 --> 00:08:58,556 BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION 342 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:01,459 AS A SO-CALLED SCHEDULE 4 343 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:01,973 DRUG. 344 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,452 HEROIN IS IN THE SAME GROUP. 345 00:09:03,454 --> 00:09:05,063 WELL, NOW A PANEL VOTED TO MOVE 346 00:09:05,097 --> 00:09:07,413 CANNABIS INTO A LOWER CATEGORY 347 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,732 KNOWN AS SCHEDULE 1. 348 00:09:08,766 --> 00:09:10,925 IT INCLUDES DRUGS THAT ARE STILL 349 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,135 CONSIDERED HIGHLY ADDICTIVE BUT 350 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:13,037 CAN ALSO BE USED MEDICALLY. 351 00:09:13,038 --> 00:09:13,847 MANY COUNTRIES LOOK TO THE U.N. 352 00:09:13,882 --> 00:09:17,117 CLASSIFICATION FOR POLICY 353 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:17,435 GUIDANCE. 354 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,814 Trevor: THAT’S RIGHT, THE 355 00:09:19,848 --> 00:09:21,919 UNITED NATIONS HAS OFFICIALLY 356 00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:24,656 REMOVED CANNABIS FROM ITS LIST 357 00:09:24,657 --> 00:09:26,802 OF MOST-DANGEROUS DRUGS, WHICH 358 00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:27,278 IS FANTASTIC. 359 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:28,129 BECAUSE IF ANY GROUP COULD 360 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:29,555 MELLOW OUT A BIT, IT’S WORLD 361 00:09:29,556 --> 00:09:30,461 LEADERS. 362 00:09:30,495 --> 00:09:32,850 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, ISRAEL AND 363 00:09:32,884 --> 00:09:34,485 PALESTINE HATE EACH OTHER SO 364 00:09:34,487 --> 00:09:36,733 MUCH, BUT IF THEY SMOKED A 365 00:09:36,734 --> 00:09:38,297 LITTLE WEED TOGETHER, COULDN’T 366 00:09:38,298 --> 00:09:41,056 THEY BECOME FRIENDS? 367 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:43,133 THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO. 368 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:45,724 THEY’D PROBABLY STILL HATE EACH OTHER, BUT WOULD THEY WANT TO 369 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:48,978 OTHER, BUT WOULD THEY WANT TO 370 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:55,419 GET OFF THE COUCH TO DO 371 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,187 ANY WORLD LEADER SMOKING POT 372 00:09:58,188 --> 00:10:02,042 WOULD BE AWESOME, BECAUSE THEY 373 00:10:02,076 --> 00:10:02,873 WOULD BE LIKE... 374 00:10:02,907 --> 00:10:04,922 "YA, MON, THAT BE SOME IRIE KUSH 375 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:05,254 RIGHT DERE..." 376 00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:08,685 "UH, SIR, YOU’RE THE PRIME 377 00:10:08,686 --> 00:10:09,500 MINISTER OF SWEDEN." 378 00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:10,930 "DYATS HOW YA KNOW IT’S GOOD." 379 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,813 I WILL SAY THIS, I WOULD NOT BE 380 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:15,152 WANT TO BE A U.N. TRANSLATOR 381 00:10:15,153 --> 00:10:16,495 RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THAT JOB IS 382 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:19,573 ABOUT TO GET REAL STRANGE. 383 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:23,662 IT IS WITH THIS THAT THE... ( GIGGLING ) 384 00:10:23,696 --> 00:10:25,237 ( GIGGLING ) 385 00:10:25,238 --> 00:10:29,861 I LOST IT. 386 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,132 AND... 387 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,062 ( LAUGHING ) 388 00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:34,570 I CAN’T. 389 00:10:34,604 --> 00:10:35,400 I CAN’T. 390 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:36,726 WHOA! 391 00:10:36,727 --> 00:10:39,139 YOU GUYS SEE THAT? 392 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,381 Trevor: MOVING ON. 393 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:41,349 FROM THE WORLD OF DIPLOMACY TO 394 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:45,457 THE WORLD OF HIP HOP AND HOME 395 00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:46,061 DECORATING. 396 00:10:46,095 --> 00:10:48,704 YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE NEW 397 00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:51,011 DRAKE JUST DROPPED, AND I CAN’T 398 00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:55,294 TELL YOU HOW IT SOUNDS, BUT I 399 00:10:55,328 --> 00:10:57,169 CAN TELL YOU HOW IT SMELLS. 400 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:57,650 SURE SMELLS GREAT. 401 00:10:57,684 --> 00:10:58,586 HERE IS A UNIQUE HOLIDAY 402 00:10:58,588 --> 00:10:58,839 GIFT. 403 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:00,433 HAVE YOUR HOME SMELL LIKE DRAKE, 404 00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:00,758 BILL. 405 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,022 THE SINGER HAS RELEASED A SERIES 406 00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:03,854 OF SCENTED CANDLES, AND THE 407 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,054 SCENT CALLED CARBY MUSK CLAIMS 408 00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:07,449 TO SMELL LIKE THE CANADIAN 409 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:08,873 RAPPER HIMSELF, FILLED WITH 410 00:11:08,874 --> 00:11:11,022 NOTES OF MUSK, AMBERS, CASHMERE, 411 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:12,384 SUEDE, AND VELVET. 412 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,183 IT COSTS ABOUT 80 BUCKS AND 413 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,594 INCLUDES A MARKER FOR YOU TO 414 00:11:16,596 --> 00:11:19,531 WRITE THE RECIPIENT’S NAME ON 415 00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:20,108 THE CANDLE. 416 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:21,612 Trevor: WHOA, EIGHTY BUCKS?! 417 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:25,549 I LOVE DRAKE, BUT I FEEL LIKE 418 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:26,800 HE’S REALLY OVERESTIMATING 419 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,343 HOW MUCH I WANT MY HOUSE TO 420 00:11:28,378 --> 00:11:30,577 SMELL LIKE AN EMOTIONAL RAPPER. 421 00:11:30,612 --> 00:11:33,795 AND EVEN IF I DO AGREE TO SPEND 422 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:36,238 $80O A DRAKE-SMELLING CANDLE, I 423 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,811 NEED TON WHICH DRAKE SMELL I’M 424 00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:40,446 TALKING ABOUT. 425 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,503 BECAUSE YOU SMELL DIFFERENT AT 426 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:42,012 DIFFERENT TIMES. 427 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:43,510 AM I GETTING DRAKE BEFORE THE 428 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:44,299 CONCERT OR DRAKE AFTER? 429 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,168 BECAUSE ONE SMELLS LIKE 430 00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:46,821 BLUEBERRIES WITH A HINT OF 431 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:48,630 EGYPTIAN MUSK, AND THE OTHER 432 00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,390 SMELLS SO SWEATY YOU CAN TELL 433 00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,795 HIS BALLS ARE STUCK TO ONE LEG. 434 00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:53,821 AND FINALLY, THE QUEEN OF 435 00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:54,246 ENGLAND. 436 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,607 SHE’S THE TITULAR HEAD OF THE 437 00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:58,744 UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REASON 438 00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:00,288 EVERY BRITISH ACTRESS HAS A JOB. 439 00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:01,849 AND SHE HAS A JOB OPENING. 440 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:04,949 HERE’S A JOB OPPORTUNITY THAT 441 00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:06,783 DOES NOT COME AROUND VERY OFTEN. 442 00:12:06,784 --> 00:12:08,491 QUEEN ELIZABETH IS LOOKING TO 443 00:12:08,525 --> 00:12:10,233 HIRE A NEW PERSONAL ASSISTANT IN 444 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,333 THE OFFICE AT CAN THE BUCK. 445 00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:14,536 THE PERSON WILL BE IN CHARGE OF 446 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:15,499 MANAGING REQUESTS, COORDINATING 447 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,455 MEETS AND APPOINTMENTS AND 448 00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:18,429 DRAFTING CORRESPONDENCE. 449 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,378 IT COMES WITH A TWO-YEAR 450 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:24,490 CONTRACT AND A SALARY OF ALMOST 451 00:12:24,492 --> 00:12:25,304 $50,000 A YEAR. 452 00:12:25,306 --> 00:12:28,041 Trevor: OKAY, FIFTY GRAND A 453 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:30,485 YEAR IS A DECENT SALARY, BUT NOT 454 00:12:30,486 --> 00:12:31,966 ENOUGH FOR THE QUEEN’S PERSONAL 455 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:32,730 ASSISTANT, BECAUSE YOU’RE THE 456 00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:33,288 ASSISTANT. 457 00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:37,010 YOU’RE GOING TO KNOW ALL THE 458 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:37,466 QUEEN’S SECRETS. 459 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,210 IF SHE WANTS TO KEEP HER MEGHAN 460 00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:40,642 VOODOO DOLL UNDER WRAPS, THAT’S 461 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,299 GOT TO BE WORTH MORE THAN 50 462 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,628 GRAND MORE. 463 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:47,817 AND THE QUEEN BETTER NOT SAY 464 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,598 IT’S BECAUSE THE ECONOMY ISN’T 465 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:49,792 GREAT. 466 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:50,470 THAT’S A WEIRD EXCUSE TO 467 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,185 MAKE WHEN YOU’RE SITTING IN A 468 00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:51,462 CASTLE. 469 00:12:51,497 --> 00:12:51,931 ( QUEEN ) 470 00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:52,728 "I WISH WE COULD PAY MORE, BUT 471 00:12:52,763 --> 00:12:53,237 MONEY IS TIGHT RIGHT NOW." 472 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:53,627 ( COCKNEY ) 473 00:12:53,662 --> 00:12:55,701 "YOUR DIAMOND CROWN IS CROOKED, 474 00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:56,143 YOU MAJESTY." 475 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,448 ( QUEEN ) 476 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,790 "SORRY, IT’S BECAUSE OF ALL THE 477 00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:00,981 DIAMONDS." 478 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:01,735 AND, LOOK, ON SOME LEVEL, IT 479 00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:02,906 WOULD BE FUN TO WORK FOR THE 480 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,717 QUEEN-- MANAGING HER 481 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:04,369 APPOINTMENTS, HAVING TEA WITH 482 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:05,293 HER, TELLING THE COPS YOU WERE 483 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:09,326 DRIVING AFTER SHE RUNS SOMEONE 484 00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:09,800 OVER. 485 00:13:09,835 --> 00:13:11,838 BUT IT’S ALSO GOT TO BE A SUPER 486 00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:12,048 STRESSFUL. 487 00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,552 THERE’S SO MANY TASKS TO KEEP ON 488 00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:13,892 TOP OF. 489 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:14,687 EVERY DAY IT’S LIKE, "WAIT, WAS 490 00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,588 IT FEED THE CORGIS AND BEHEAD 491 00:13:16,622 --> 00:13:17,650 THE TRAITOR, OR FEED THE TRAITOR 492 00:13:17,685 --> 00:13:20,148 AND BEHEAD THE CORGIS? 493 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:22,501 OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE!" 494 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,187 OF COURSE, A CELEBRITY ASSISTANT 495 00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:25,406 THESE DAYS IS BASICALLY JUST A 496 00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:26,198 20-SOMETHING WHO MANAGES SOCIAL 497 00:13:26,232 --> 00:13:27,000 MEDIA ACCOUNTS, WHICH IS GOING 498 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,532 TO BE CONFUSING FOR THE QUEEN. 499 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:29,160 ( QUEEN ) 500 00:13:29,195 --> 00:13:30,999 "SO I DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND 501 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:32,521 THIS LATEST TWEET FROM US. 502 00:13:32,556 --> 00:13:33,721 WHAT IS THE "IT" THAT IDRIS ELBA 503 00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:34,333 CAN GET?" 504 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,775 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE GO TO TAKE A 505 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:37,879 QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME 506 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,512 BACK, DESI LYDIC WILL EXPLAIN 507 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:41,358 WHY THE TRUMP KIDS DESERVE A 508 00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:42,287 PARDON. 509 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,877 YEAH, I KNOW. 510 00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:47,049 AND THEN ROY WOOD JR. IS GOING 511 00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:48,970 TO CHECK OUT THE YEAR IN MOVIES AND LUDACRIS 512 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,797 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 513 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,517 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 514 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,478 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 515 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:56,606 IN JUST 48 DAYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP 516 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,571 WILL LOSE ALL THE POWERS THAT 517 00:13:58,606 --> 00:13:59,505 COME WITH THE PRESIDENCY, LIKE 518 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,705 VETOING BILLS AND GETTING TO 519 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,337 PICK THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE ON AIR 520 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:04,266 FORCE ONE. 521 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,586 BUT EVEN WORSE FOR TRUMP, HE’LL 522 00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:09,565 LOSE THE POWER TO PARDON PEOPLE. 523 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,331 SO HE MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT 524 00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:12,761 WHILE HE CAN. 525 00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,790 IN ANOTHER SIGN PRESIDENT 526 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,734 TRUMP IS PREPARING FOR LIFE 527 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,624 AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE, MULTIPLE 528 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:21,086 SOURCES TELLING NBC NEWS HE IS 529 00:14:21,087 --> 00:14:21,745 CONSIDERING PREEMPTIVE PARDONS 530 00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:22,534 FOR HIS THREE ELDEST CHILDREN, 531 00:14:22,535 --> 00:14:25,073 HIS SON-IN-LAW, AND OTHER CLOSE 532 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:25,823 ASSOCIATES. 533 00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:29,083 Trevor: yup, you heard 534 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,410 that right. 535 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,691 TRUMP MIGHT PREEMPTIVELY PARDON 536 00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:36,275 IVANKA, DON JR., ERIC, AND 537 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,629 JARED, WHICH IS GROUNDBREAKING. 538 00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:38,861 BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE FIRST 539 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:39,729 TIME TRUMP GIVES ALL HIS KIDS 540 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,063 THE SAME GIFT, BECAUSE WHEN THEY 541 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,394 WERE GROWING UP, THEY WOULD GET 542 00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:44,237 DIFFERENT PRESENTS. 543 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:46,457 LIKE, IVANKA WOULD GET A HORSE, 544 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:49,093 AND ERIC WOULD GET A SHOVEL TO 545 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:50,407 SCOOP UP HORSE SHIT. 546 00:14:50,408 --> 00:14:52,730 BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS, IS IT 547 00:14:52,764 --> 00:14:53,929 LEGAL FOR TROWSM PARDON HIS OWN 548 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,337 CHILDREN? 549 00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:57,956 TO HELP ME ANSWER THAT LET’S 550 00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:01,618 TURN TO OUR OWN SENIOR LEGAL 551 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,976 CORRESPONDENT, DESI LYDIC. 552 00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:07,099 DESI, THIS SEEMS REALLY SHADY. 553 00:15:07,101 --> 00:15:08,506 IF TRUMP PARDONS ALL HIS KIDS, 554 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,084 ISN’T THAT BASICALLY ADMITTING 555 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:10,665 THAT THEY’RE CRIMINALS? 556 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:11,381 OF COURSE NOT, TREVOR. 557 00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,098 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN’T GO TO 558 00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:14,291 LAW SCHOOL! 559 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,445 I DIDN’T EITHER, BUT I’VE 560 00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:16,954 PARTIED THERE. 561 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:20,587 BUT THE FACT IS THESE PARDONS 562 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,541 ARE PREEMPTIVE. 563 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:22,023 RIGHT? 564 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,385 THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE 565 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:23,654 CRIMINALS. 566 00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:25,123 IT MEANS THEY’RE PRE-CRIMINALS. 567 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,591 AND IN A WAY, WE’RE ALL 568 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,147 PRE-CRIMINALS. 569 00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:30,399 I MEAN, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU 570 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,293 KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU WOULD 571 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:35,288 NEVER GET INTO A BAR FIGHT OR 572 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,376 HELP A FRIEND KNOCK OVER A BANK. 573 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:41,186 Trevor: yeah, I know I’m 574 00:15:41,188 --> 00:15:43,146 not going to knock over a 575 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:43,312 kneang. 576 00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:44,326 ALL RIGHT, I’LL FIND SOMEONE 577 00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:44,505 ELSE. 578 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:45,432 Trevor: DESI, WHAT ABOUT THE 579 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:46,358 FACT THAT THIS COULD BE A 580 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:46,856 BLANKET PARDON? 581 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:47,696 IT COULD COVER LITERALLY ANY 582 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,122 CRIME. 583 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:51,745 THAT’S A GOOD THING. 584 00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:53,195 SEE, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’VE 585 00:15:53,196 --> 00:15:54,601 DONE, BUT THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW, 586 00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:54,772 EITHER. 587 00:15:54,807 --> 00:15:55,559 THERE ARE SO MANY CRIMES YOU 588 00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:58,599 COULD COMMIT WITHOUT EVEN 589 00:15:58,633 --> 00:15:59,139 REALIZING IT. 590 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,399 THEY COULD GO AFTER DON JR. FOR 591 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:07,901 NOT FILLING OUT EVERY TAX FORM 592 00:16:07,903 --> 00:16:09,441 PERFECTLY, OR HUNTING A 593 00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:10,743 RHINOCEROS BECAUSE IT WAS "IN 594 00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:11,126 THE ZOO." 595 00:16:11,127 --> 00:16:11,746 AND THAT’S NOT RIGHT, TREVOR. 596 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,494 IN AMERICA, WE DON’T WANT TO 597 00:16:12,528 --> 00:16:14,897 SEND INNOCENT PEOPLE TO JAIL. 598 00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:15,571 THIS ISN’T AFRICA! 599 00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:16,812 Trevor: WOW, OKAY. 600 00:16:16,814 --> 00:16:19,520 OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, 601 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:19,993 DISEZY: 602 00:16:19,994 --> 00:16:22,214 AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU HAVE TO 603 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,073 ADMIT THIS IS HYPOCRITICAL. 604 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,014 TRUMP’S WHOLE DEAL IS HE’S THE 605 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:26,137 "LAW AND ORDER" PRESIDENT. 606 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:28,351 NOW HE’S USING HIS POWER TO 607 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,098 SUBVERT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM. 608 00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:31,578 RIGHT, BUT THIS IS LAW AND 609 00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:32,516 ORDER. 610 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,524 HE’S BRINGING THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE 611 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,902 THE LAW, BACK INTO THE LAW, 612 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,128 WHICH ALLOWS THEM TO ORDER 613 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,255 LUNCH, BECAUSE THEY WON’T BE IN 614 00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:39,459 JAIL. 615 00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:40,525 LAW AND ORDER. 616 00:16:40,526 --> 00:16:43,192 Trevor: THAT IS NOT WHAT LAW 617 00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:43,781 AND ORDER MEANS. 618 00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:45,355 AGAIN, TREVOR, YOU’RE NOT A 619 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,990 LAWYER, AND I’M ON THE BOARD AT 620 00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:47,482 COLUMBIA LAW SCHOOL. 621 00:16:47,516 --> 00:16:49,256 THERE’S A CORK BOARD THAT SAYS, 622 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,137 "IF YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, CALL 623 00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:51,479 CAMPUS SECURITY." 624 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,175 Trevor: BUT, DESI, IF ALL THE 625 00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:54,246 TRUMP KIDS ARE SO CLEARLY 626 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,319 INNOCENT, THEN WHY CAN’T THEY 627 00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:59,260 JUST TRUST THE JUSTICE 628 00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:00,378 SYSTEM? 629 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,061 TO PROVE IT? 630 00:17:02,095 --> 00:17:03,392 UHH, ARE YOU KIDDING? 631 00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:04,884 BECAUSE ONCE JOE BIDEN TAKES 632 00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:05,825 POWER, HE AND THE DEMOCRAT DEEP 633 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,227 STATE ARE JUST GOING TO USE THE 634 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:10,597 JUSTICE SYSTEM TO GET REVENGE, 635 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,070 THAT’S WHY! 636 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,634 I MEAN, THAT’S THE WAY IT WORKS 637 00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:14,553 AROUND HERE. 638 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,653 IN AMERICA, SO MANY INNOCENT 639 00:17:15,654 --> 00:17:16,897 PEOPLE GET SENT TO JAIL. 640 00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:17,362 THIS ISN’T AFRICA! 641 00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:19,034 NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE 642 00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:19,369 TO GO. 643 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:23,147 RONNY’S WAITING FOR ME AT THE 644 00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:23,646 WELLS FARGO. 645 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,513 SEE, HE’S A REAL FRIEND! 646 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:26,447 Trevor: DESI, PLEASE DON’T 647 00:17:26,481 --> 00:17:28,226 ROB A BANK WITH RONNY. 648 00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:30,719 NO, NO, NO, TREVOR. 649 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,223 IT’S FINE. 650 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,434 CO-WORKERS DON’T HAVE TO TESTIFY 651 00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:34,193 AGAINST EACH OTHER. 652 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,812 IT’S THE PERFECT CRIME! 653 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,882 Trevor: Desi, I don’t 654 00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,700 think that’s true, I might have 655 00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:42,465 to testify-- man, I have to stop 656 00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:43,986 asking her for legal questions. 657 00:17:43,987 --> 00:17:45,754 ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, 658 00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:47,152 ROY WOOD JR. TAKES A LOOK AT THE 659 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,461 MOVIES AND TELEVISION SHOWS 660 00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:50,760 WE ALL WATCHED IN 2020. 661 00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:51,680 AND LUDACRIS IS STILL COMING UP! 662 00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:52,707 STICK AROUND. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALL RONNY AND 663 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:00,381 PENNSYLVANIA, WINNING THE WHITE 664 00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:01,198 PENNSYLVANIA, WINNING THE WHITE 665 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,833 HOUSE AND DENYING PRESIDENT 666 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:03,929 TRUMP A SECOND TERM. 667 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:05,022 DONALD TRUMP BUILT HIS BRAND 668 00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:06,744 ON BEING A WINNER. 669 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,341 YOU HAVE TO THINK LIKE A 670 00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:08,745 WINNER. 671 00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:12,022 NOW HE CAN’T STOP LOSING. 672 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,077 JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR. IS 673 00:18:14,078 --> 00:18:16,165 ELECTED THE 46th PRESIDENT. 674 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,824 CERTIFIED JOE BIDEN AS THE 675 00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:18,371 WINNER... 676 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:20,370 DAY AFTER DAY... 677 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,670 A FEDERAL JUDGE APPOINTED BY 678 00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,087 TRUMP HIMSELF DISMISSED THE 679 00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:25,074 PRESIDENT’S EFFORTS TO THROW OUT 680 00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:25,313 VOTES. 681 00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:26,183 AFTER DAY. 682 00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:27,107 ELECTION NIGHT THAT TURNED 683 00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:28,727 INTO ELECTION WEEK. 684 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,168 ELECTION DAY IS STRETCHING 685 00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:31,775 WELL INTO ELECTION MONTH. 686 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,868 ELECTION MONTH, ELECTION TWO 687 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,160 MONTHS. 688 00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:34,926 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 689 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:36,721 FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT 690 00:18:36,755 --> 00:18:39,955 YOU, "I’LL RELEASE MY TAXES WHEN 691 00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,434 THE AUDIT IS FINISHED, "AND 692 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,831 "I’LL RELEASE MY HEALTH CARE 693 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,772 PLAN IN TWO WEEKS." 694 00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:47,250 A BEAUTIFUL HEALTH CARE BILL. 695 00:18:47,285 --> 00:18:48,849 COMES FROM A MAN WHO LOST 696 00:18:48,883 --> 00:18:49,220 AGAIN--... 697 00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:51,178 TRUMP LOST WISCONSIN AGAIN. 698 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,224 AND AGAIN... 699 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,367 HE KEEPS LOSING COURT CASES, 700 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,530 RECOUNTS, AND CERTIFICATIONS. 701 00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:58,465 AND AGAIN ... 702 00:18:58,499 --> 00:19:00,105 HE KEEPS RELOSING THE 703 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,017 ELECTION AGAIN AND AGAIN AND 704 00:19:01,018 --> 00:19:01,291 AGAIN. 705 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:04,459 OVER AND OVER AND OVER. 706 00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:07,572 COME SEE THE SPECTACLE 707 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,871 CRITICS ARE CALLING... 708 00:19:08,905 --> 00:19:11,448 I DIDN’T KNOW WHEN I WAS 709 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,958 GOING TO RUN AND I HAD TO RUN 710 00:19:13,992 --> 00:19:15,203 AGAIN, EVERY WEEK I HAD TO RUN 711 00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:15,354 AGAIN. 712 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,805 THAT WASN’T THE DEAL. 713 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,362 DONALD TRUMP, JOE BIDEN, THE 714 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,918 ELITE STRIKE FORCE TEAM AND 715 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:21,845 CHRIS ELLIOTT. 716 00:19:21,879 --> 00:19:23,811 THEY ARE NOW ONE IN 40 IN 717 00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:23,996 COURT. 718 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,067 PROBABLY NOT NOW. IN "ELECTION DAY." 719 00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:29,934 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 720 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,550 Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 721 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,627 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 722 00:19:33,661 --> 00:19:36,326 2020 IS ALMOST OVER AND I THINK 723 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:39,971 WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT IT HAS 724 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,022 BEEN A FANTASTIC YEAR. 725 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:41,762 SO MUCH GREAT STUFF HAPPENED. 726 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,110 AND FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH, 727 00:19:44,145 --> 00:19:45,315 WE’LL BE REMEMBERING ALL OF 728 00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:45,867 2020’S BEST MOMENTS, STARTING 729 00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:46,626 WITH ROY WOOD JR. AND A LOOK 730 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:49,954 BACK AT THE YEAR IN STREAMING VIDEO. 731 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,092 ♪ ♪ ♪ 732 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:55,387 ♪ ♪ ♪ 733 00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,859 HEY, WHAT’S UP, EVERYBODY? 734 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,519 IT’S ROY WOOD JR. 735 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,817 2020 WAS A HUGE YEAR FOR 736 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:03,132 STREAMING, WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE 737 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,199 SAKE 1903 WAS A HUGE YEAR FOR 738 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,288 AIRPLANES-- THERE WERE NO REAL 739 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,100 AIRPLANES BEFORE THEN. 740 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:08,646 THIS YEAR ALL THE STREAMING 741 00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:11,099 SITES CAME OUT LEFT AND RIGHT. 742 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,025 LIKE MOST OF YOU ALL, I’VE BEEN 743 00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:15,688 STREAMING MY ASS OFF IN MY 744 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:16,912 HOUSE, STREAMING ON MY PHONE, 745 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:17,737 STREAMING ON MY TABLET, 746 00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:19,381 STREAMING ON MY TV. 747 00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:21,310 I HAVE EVEN BEEN STREAMING ON MY 748 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,471 PELETON BIKE. 749 00:20:22,506 --> 00:20:24,579 TECHNICALLY IT’S NOT A PELETON 750 00:20:24,613 --> 00:20:25,185 BIKE. 751 00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:27,746 IT’S AN iPAD I TAKE TO THE 752 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:29,404 HANDLE BARS OF A BIKE I STOLE. 753 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,225 THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES TO 754 00:20:31,227 --> 00:20:32,206 WATCH IT. 755 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,536 LET’S START WITH THE CLASSIC, 756 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,111 NETFLIX, THE O.G. OF THE GAME. 757 00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:38,524 OLD-SCHOOL NETFLIX, THEY WOULD 758 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:40,734 SEND A DVD TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU 759 00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:42,644 WOULD GO GET IT AND OPEN UP THE 760 00:20:42,646 --> 00:20:45,311 MAILBOX AND GO, "OH, BOY! 761 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:48,725 I GOT ME A DOID. 762 00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:50,795 FIRESTONE UP PLAY STATION TWO." 763 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:53,504 HBO, YOU HAVE TO GET IT UP TO 764 00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:55,855 HBO AND HBO MAX, QUALITY SHOWS. 765 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:57,122 YOU HAVE BLACK WOMEN FIGURING 766 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,790 OUT THEIR LIVES, WHITE WOMEN 767 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,044 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL 768 00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:02,367 THEIR HUSBANDS-- WAS IT THEIR 769 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:03,842 HUSBANDS THEY WERE TRYING TO 770 00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:05,119 KILL OR SETTING UP THEIR 771 00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:06,174 HUSBANDS-- BOTTOM LINE, IF 772 00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:07,910 NICOLE KID MAN IS LOOKING AT 773 00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:08,846 YOUR ASS WITHOUT SMILING, YOU’RE 774 00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:09,816 IN TROUBLE. 775 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,814 WE HAD A TON OF NEW STREAMING 776 00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,337 SERVICES, WHICH IF I’M GOING TO 777 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,863 BE HONEST I’M A LITTLE 778 00:21:14,865 --> 00:21:16,026 SUSPICIOUS OF ALL THESE 779 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:17,212 COMPANIES DROPPING DURING THE 780 00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:18,367 SAME YEAR WE HAD A PANDEMIC. 781 00:21:18,368 --> 00:21:20,698 YOU TELLING ME YOU HAD NOTHING 782 00:21:20,732 --> 00:21:22,003 TO DO WITH CORONA COMING OUT? 783 00:21:22,038 --> 00:21:23,753 IT’S LIKE THEY WERE SITTING 784 00:21:23,754 --> 00:21:27,710 AROUND BORED LIKE, "AS SOON AS 785 00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:30,595 MARCH HITS, HIT THE 5G BUTTON 786 00:21:30,596 --> 00:21:32,994 AND START THE CORONA. 787 00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:35,169 WE HAD QUIBI, WHICH PROMISED TO 788 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,571 REVOLUTIONIZE THE GAME, WHICH 789 00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,323 STOOD FOR QUICK BYTES, AND IT 790 00:21:39,324 --> 00:21:40,781 WAS QUICK AND BIT THE DUST. 791 00:21:40,815 --> 00:21:42,846 A MOMENT OF SILENCE. 792 00:21:42,847 --> 00:21:45,052 AND OF COURSE THERE’S CBS ALL 793 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,565 ACCESS WHERE YOU CAN WATCH 794 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,171 ""STAR TREK"" WITH A BLACK WOMAN 795 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,358 IN CHARGE AND IF THAT’S TOO MUCH 796 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,483 TO HANDLE WE HAVE AN ANIMATED 797 00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:51,915 VERSION. 798 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:53,438 AND APPLE PLUS, ONE OF MY 799 00:21:53,473 --> 00:21:55,148 FAVORITE NEW STREAMING SITES. 800 00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:57,025 IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SHOW ON 801 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:59,687 THE APPLE PLUS YOU CAN GO TO THE 802 00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:01,177 APPLE STORE AND COMPLAIN AT THE 803 00:22:01,179 --> 00:22:01,945 GENIUS STORE. 804 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,240 I GOT THIS SHOW, AND THEY SAID 805 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,369 IT WAS STEVE CARELL AND HE 806 00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:09,230 SAID-- CAN YOU GET HIM BACK TO 807 00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:10,867 AINCHGOR MAN STATUS. 808 00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:12,824 AND ALSO, MY SHUFFLE BROKE. 809 00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:15,119 WE GOT AMAZING CONTENT TO WATCH 810 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:15,956 THIS YEAR. 811 00:22:15,957 --> 00:22:17,026 REMEMBER WHEN "TIGER KING" CAME 812 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:17,387 OUT. 813 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:20,423 THIS IS HOW CRAZY PEOPLE WERE. 814 00:22:20,457 --> 00:22:23,814 WE WERE ONLY A MONTH INTO 815 00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:25,026 QUARANTINE WHEN "TIGER KING" 816 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:25,575 DROPPED. 817 00:22:25,609 --> 00:22:27,297 AND PEOPLE LIKE, "MECT HEADS 818 00:22:27,331 --> 00:22:28,920 DOING ANIMAL ABUSE? 819 00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:29,834 GIVE ME MORE! 820 00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:30,864 WHAT’S THAT? 821 00:22:30,865 --> 00:22:32,111 IT BIT OFF AN ARM? 822 00:22:32,145 --> 00:22:33,701 GIVE ME MORE. 823 00:22:33,702 --> 00:22:34,522 WHAT’S THAT? 824 00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,947 SHE’S GOING TO BE ON ’DANCING 825 00:22:36,948 --> 00:22:38,717 WITH THE STARS’" AFTER MAYBE 826 00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:39,879 KILLING HER HUSBAND. 827 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,888 GIVE ME MORE." 828 00:22:41,922 --> 00:22:43,991 ANOTHER HIT SHOW WAS THE QUEENS 829 00:22:43,992 --> 00:22:44,259 GAMBIT. 830 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:45,807 THAT DIDN’T DO IT FOR ME. 831 00:22:45,841 --> 00:22:47,762 I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED 832 00:22:47,796 --> 00:22:49,748 BECAUSE THIS LADY BEAT ALL THESE 833 00:22:49,749 --> 00:22:51,360 PROFESSIONAL CHESS PLAYERS. 834 00:22:51,361 --> 00:22:53,242 THAT’S COOL, BUT SHE DIDN’T PLAY 835 00:22:53,243 --> 00:22:55,517 THE BLACK DUDE IN THE PARK IN 836 00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:56,144 NEW YORK. 837 00:22:56,146 --> 00:22:57,357 YOU CAN’T DO THAT AND BE THE 838 00:22:57,358 --> 00:22:57,762 QUEEN. 839 00:22:57,763 --> 00:23:00,553 YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT, 840 00:23:00,554 --> 00:23:04,148 THE BLACK DUDE IN IN THE PARK 841 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,141 PLAYING CHESS BY HIMSELF. 842 00:23:06,142 --> 00:23:08,280 ANOTHER HUGE SHOW FROM 2020 843 00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,431 "LAST THE DANCE." 844 00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:11,027 OH, MY GOD, FINALLY A 845 00:23:11,061 --> 00:23:12,548 DOCUMENTARY TO PROVE HOW GOOD 846 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:13,752 MICHAEL JORDAN IS AT BASKETBALL. 847 00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:15,536 IT ALSO SHOWED US THAT MICHAEL 848 00:23:15,571 --> 00:23:17,307 JORDAN IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF 849 00:23:17,341 --> 00:23:19,292 LAWG ON THE iPAD. 850 00:23:19,327 --> 00:23:21,109 HE’S THE SCOTTY PIPPIN OF 851 00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:23,773 WEARING OVERSIZED SUITS, AND THE 852 00:23:23,774 --> 00:23:25,644 BILL WITTINGTON OF HIDING HIS 853 00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:27,028 LIQUOR ON CAMERA. 854 00:23:27,061 --> 00:23:28,570 SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE "GREATEST 855 00:23:28,605 --> 00:23:30,078 BRITISH BAKING SHOW" WAS GOOD. 856 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,953 I TRIED TO WATCH AN EPISODE BUT 857 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:36,275 IT WAS JUST PEOPLE BAKING, 858 00:23:36,309 --> 00:23:37,765 NOBODY WAS FIGHTING OR 859 00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:38,180 BACKSTABBING. 860 00:23:38,214 --> 00:23:40,876 THAT’S NOT A REALITY SHOW. 861 00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:42,803 THAT’S MY GRANDMA’S HOUSE. 862 00:23:42,805 --> 00:23:45,360 DISNEY PLUS HAD "HAMILTON" BUT I 863 00:23:45,362 --> 00:23:46,965 WAS WATCHING "HAMILTON" ON TV 864 00:23:46,966 --> 00:23:49,531 AND DIDN’T GET THE REAL LIVE 865 00:23:49,565 --> 00:23:51,490 EXPERIENCE LIKE ON BROADWAY SO I 866 00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:53,364 THREW $900 OUT THE WINDOW SO I 867 00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,048 WOULD KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE. 868 00:23:55,049 --> 00:23:56,707 WE’RE GETTING SO USED TO 869 00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:58,177 WATCHING GOOD CONTENT IN OUR 870 00:23:58,178 --> 00:23:59,623 HOMES WILL WE BE READY TO GO 871 00:23:59,624 --> 00:24:00,560 BACK TO THEATERS WHEN THE 872 00:24:00,561 --> 00:24:02,568 PANDEMIC IS OVER? 873 00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:05,273 I GET TO WATCH BLOC BUSTERS LIKE 874 00:24:05,307 --> 00:24:07,251 "WONDER WOMAN" THE SAME DAY THEY 875 00:24:07,285 --> 00:24:08,059 COME OUT. 876 00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,681 I CAN MAKE MY APARTMENT LIKE A 877 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,233 MOVIE THEOR-- POP POPCORN, SIT 878 00:24:12,235 --> 00:24:13,698 CLOSE TO THE SCREEN, HAVE A KID 879 00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:15,213 BEHIND ME THAT WON’T STOP 880 00:24:15,214 --> 00:24:17,151 TALKING AND SPILL SODA ALL OVER 881 00:24:17,152 --> 00:24:19,480 YOUR CARPET ENSURING YOU DON’T 882 00:24:19,514 --> 00:24:21,535 GET YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK. 883 00:24:21,536 --> 00:24:22,712 AND THAT’S THE YEAR IN 884 00:24:22,746 --> 00:24:23,168 STREAMING. 885 00:24:23,202 --> 00:24:25,233 AND PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, 886 00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:27,334 STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE THE DUDE 887 00:24:27,369 --> 00:24:30,134 FROM THE MOVIE "SOUL" 888 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,004 IT’S NOT ME! 889 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,007 IT’S DISRESPECTFUL AND IT’S 890 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:34,904 HURTFUL TO MY FAMILY. 891 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:36,108 Trevor: thank you so much 892 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,160 for that, Roy. 893 00:24:37,161 --> 00:24:38,747 YOU ACTUALLY DO LOOK LIKE THAT 894 00:24:38,748 --> 00:24:39,013 GUY. 895 00:24:39,014 --> 00:24:40,261 STICK AROUND. 896 00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:41,682 WHEN WE COME BACK, LUDACRIS IS JOINING US ON THE SHOW. 897 00:24:43,632 --> 00:24:45,036 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW." 898 00:24:45,038 --> 00:24:47,284 EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH 899 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:52,748 GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING RAPPER AND 900 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,112 ACTOR LUDACRIS. 901 00:24:54,147 --> 00:24:56,770 WE TALKED ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW 902 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:57,983 EDUCATIONAL PLATFORM SPECIALLY 903 00:24:57,984 --> 00:24:59,413 DESIGNED FOR KIDS, HIS NEW 904 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,854 CHARITY CAMPAIGN, AND WHAT LIFE 905 00:25:00,855 --> 00:25:01,804 IS LIKE WITHOUT VACATION. 906 00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:02,926 LUDACRIS, WELCOME BACK, BUT THIS 907 00:25:02,927 --> 00:25:03,846 TIME TO THE "THE DAILY SOCIAL 908 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:04,196 DISTANCING SHOW." 909 00:25:04,197 --> 00:25:06,010 HOW YOU DOING, MY DUDE? 910 00:25:06,011 --> 00:25:07,668 I’M GOOD, MAN. 911 00:25:07,703 --> 00:25:10,072 I FEEL LIKE WE’RE BROTHERS FROM 912 00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:11,153 ANOTHER MOTHER, ESPECIALLY WHY 913 00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:12,190 OUR AFROS GROWING RIGHT NOW. 914 00:25:12,191 --> 00:25:13,723 Trevor: right, this is 915 00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:15,112 like eye feel like you starred 916 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,113 yours first. 917 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:18,136 I REMEMBER SEEING YOU GROWING IT 918 00:25:18,137 --> 00:25:19,432 OUT, YOU KNOW, DURING ALL THOSE 919 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:20,452 VACATION PICTURES. 920 00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:21,766 ( LAUGHS ) 921 00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:23,635 AND I’M NOT GOING TO DRY, IT WAS 922 00:25:23,637 --> 00:25:25,670 ALWAYS YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND YOU 923 00:25:25,703 --> 00:25:26,772 WOULD BE ON VACATION LIKE A 924 00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:27,555 BEAUTIFUL ISLAND. 925 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:29,556 AND I WAS LIKE, MAN THIS GUY 926 00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:31,069 GOES ON TOO MANY VACATIONS. 927 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:34,644 AND 2020 HIT, AND I WAS LIKE, 928 00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,529 MAN, I SHOULD HAVE GONE ON MORE 929 00:25:36,563 --> 00:25:36,711 VACATIONS. 930 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,480 I HAVE TO STAY IN THE SUN AS 931 00:25:38,514 --> 00:25:40,877 MUCH AS I CAN, ME BEING ON 932 00:25:40,911 --> 00:25:41,979 ISLANDS IS PRETTY MUCH HOME FOR 933 00:25:42,014 --> 00:25:42,136 ME. 934 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,009 THAT’S WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 935 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,652 ( LAUGHTER ) 936 00:25:44,654 --> 00:25:46,105 I GOTTA KEEP THIS -- 937 00:25:46,106 --> 00:25:47,642 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 938 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:48,924 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME, LIKE, 939 00:25:48,958 --> 00:25:50,596 WHEN I FIRST GET TO NEW YORK, IT 940 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:51,584 WAS MY FIRST YEAR. 941 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,525 I NEVER LIVED LIKE THIS. 942 00:25:53,526 --> 00:25:55,461 THE DAYS END AT, LIKE, 4:00 P.M. 943 00:25:55,462 --> 00:25:56,684 BECAUSE SOMEONE CHANGES THE TIME 944 00:25:56,718 --> 00:25:58,553 AND SOME BULLSHIT HAPPENS. 945 00:25:58,554 --> 00:26:02,478 ALL I KNOW IS I WASN’T GETTING 946 00:26:02,512 --> 00:26:05,079 ENOUGH SUN, THE SAME AMOUNT OF 947 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,027 SUN I GOT IN SOUTH AFRICA. 948 00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:09,282 THE MAKEUP MAN SAID YOU NEED TO 949 00:26:09,284 --> 00:26:10,491 START STANDING OUTSIDE. 950 00:26:10,493 --> 00:26:12,193 OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO USE 951 00:26:12,194 --> 00:26:13,304 WHITE PEOPLE MAKEUP ON YOU. 952 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,423 I LITERALLY STAY ON THE 953 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:15,844 ISLAND SO I LOVE IT. 954 00:26:15,879 --> 00:26:17,303 Trevor: I feel you, man, I 955 00:26:17,304 --> 00:26:17,932 feel you. 956 00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:19,965 BUT THIS YEAR HAS BEEN REALLY 957 00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:20,741 DIFFERENT, MAN. 958 00:26:20,742 --> 00:26:22,602 IT’S FUNNY THAT YOU’RE HERE 959 00:26:22,636 --> 00:26:23,887 BECAUSE I REMEMBER WONDERING, 960 00:26:23,889 --> 00:26:26,840 "WHAT IS LUDACRIS DOING?" 961 00:26:26,841 --> 00:26:28,729 I WAS THINKING LUDACRIS THE 962 00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:29,833 RAPPER. 963 00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:31,500 LUDACRIS THE ACTOR. 964 00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:33,761 EVERYONE HAS DANCED TO YOUR 965 00:26:33,762 --> 00:26:35,259 MUSIC AND WATCHED YOUR MOVIES. 966 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,259 YOU’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT, 967 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:38,194 HONESTLY, IN MY OPINION, ONE OF 968 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,602 THE MOST AMAZING INITIATIVES 969 00:26:39,603 --> 00:26:40,550 CALLED "KID NATION." 970 00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,024 TELL ME WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT. 971 00:26:43,058 --> 00:26:45,566 MAN, WE ALWAYS WANT TO DO 972 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,080 THINGS THAT WE WANT TO SEE THE 973 00:26:47,081 --> 00:26:48,061 CHANGE IN THE WORLD WE HAVE TO 974 00:26:48,095 --> 00:26:49,093 BE THAT CHANGE. 975 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:51,086 AND I WISH I HAD THIS WHEN I WAS 976 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:51,707 A KID. 977 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,161 WE’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS. 978 00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,333 OBVIOUSLY, THERE’S SO MUCH 979 00:26:54,334 --> 00:26:57,214 CRAZINESS GOING ON IN THE WORLD. 980 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:58,810 KIDS AND PARENTS NEED THEIR 981 00:26:58,812 --> 00:26:59,882 SUPPLEMENTAL ENTERTAINMENT, AS I 982 00:26:59,883 --> 00:27:00,790 CALL IT. 983 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:02,543 I CREATED A PLATFORM THAT’S A 984 00:27:02,544 --> 00:27:04,644 SAFE HAVEN AND SAFE PLACE FOR 985 00:27:04,678 --> 00:27:05,719 CHILDREN AND ALL ORIGINAL 986 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,466 CONTENT, VIDEOS AND MUSIC. 987 00:27:07,467 --> 00:27:09,414 I’M TALKING ABOUT MATH, "TALKING 988 00:27:09,448 --> 00:27:10,634 ABOUT SCIENCE, TALKING ABOUT 989 00:27:10,635 --> 00:27:12,346 GOOD GRADE, ABOUT MANNERS. 990 00:27:12,347 --> 00:27:14,910 YOU NAME IT, WE HAVE IT. 991 00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:16,882 AND, OBVIOUSLY, IT’S LIKE 992 00:27:16,883 --> 00:27:18,900 CURRENT MUSIC, HIP-HOP, POP, 993 00:27:18,934 --> 00:27:19,747 ROCK ’N’ ROLL. 994 00:27:19,748 --> 00:27:21,179 ALL DIFFERENT GENRES. 995 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:23,056 IT’S ALMOST RECREATING THE MUSIC 996 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,558 INDUSTRY BUT LITERALLY HAVING 997 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,642 NOTHING BUT EDUCATIONAL AND FUN 998 00:27:26,676 --> 00:27:27,415 ENTERTAINMENT CONTENT FOR 999 00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:28,291 CHILDREN. 1000 00:27:28,325 --> 00:27:30,752 THAT’S WHAT KID NATION IS, 1001 00:27:30,753 --> 00:27:32,443 KIDNATION.COM AND THE APP THAT 1002 00:27:32,477 --> 00:27:33,060 JUST GOT OUT. 1003 00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:34,031 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1004 00:27:34,066 --> 00:27:35,498 Trevor: I won’t lie, when 1005 00:27:35,532 --> 00:27:37,503 I first heard about it, I was 1006 00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:38,609 like, man, this is going to be 1007 00:27:38,611 --> 00:27:38,780 corny. 1008 00:27:38,814 --> 00:27:40,209 THIS IS GOING TO BE TRASH. 1009 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,409 THIS IS GOING TO BE LUDACRIS 1010 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,338 TRYING TO ACT LIKE HE’S FRIEND 1011 00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:42,867 WITH KIDS. 1012 00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:44,742 THIS IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE. 1013 00:27:44,776 --> 00:27:46,866 FOR REAL, THOUGH, I WAS WORRIED. 1014 00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:48,133 AND IT’S AMAZING. 1015 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:49,889 I’LL TELL YOU WHY IT’S AMAZING. 1016 00:27:49,924 --> 00:27:51,565 FIRST OF ALL, WE TAKE FOR 1017 00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,711 GRANTED HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO 1018 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,229 GIVE KIDS LITERALLY SAFE SPACES 1019 00:27:55,263 --> 00:27:56,778 WHERE THEY CAN LEARN AND HAVE 1020 00:27:56,812 --> 00:27:57,127 FUN. 1021 00:27:57,162 --> 00:27:59,060 TODAY ON THE INTERNET, YOU CLICK 1022 00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:00,694 ONE VIDEO THAT’S A KID’S SONG 1023 00:28:00,696 --> 00:28:02,675 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW 1024 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:03,741 THEY’RE IN A DEEP CONSPIRACY 1025 00:28:03,775 --> 00:28:04,121 THEORY. 1026 00:28:04,122 --> 00:28:04,916 SECONDLY, IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD 1027 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:05,227 MUSH. 1028 00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:06,685 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK KIDS DON’T 1029 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,040 KNOW WHAT A BEAT IS. 1030 00:28:08,074 --> 00:28:09,935 AND YOU MADE ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC 1031 00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:12,334 FOR KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE, TO 1032 00:28:12,335 --> 00:28:13,480 LEARN ABOUT RACIAL EQUALITY, TO 1033 00:28:13,481 --> 00:28:14,268 LEARN ABOUT MATH. 1034 00:28:14,302 --> 00:28:15,523 AND SOME OF THE THINGS YOU EVEN 1035 00:28:15,558 --> 00:28:16,741 MADE WITH KIDS. 1036 00:28:16,742 --> 00:28:19,090 TELL ME THIS BTHAT EXPERIENCE. 1037 00:28:19,092 --> 00:28:20,129 MAN, IT’S LITERALLY 1038 00:28:20,164 --> 00:28:20,792 FACILITATING THEIR VOICE. 1039 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:22,409 AND I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO 1040 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:25,377 LISTEN TO KIDS A LOT MORE, MAN. 1041 00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:26,878 THEY HAVE THIS INNOCENCE AND 1042 00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:27,766 THIS CANNEDDEDNESS ABOUT 1043 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,605 THEMSELVES AND THEY JUST SHOOT 1044 00:28:29,606 --> 00:28:30,638 YOU STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL 1045 00:28:30,639 --> 00:28:30,906 BULOVE. 1046 00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:31,770 THEY CAN RETEACH YOU. 1047 00:28:31,804 --> 00:28:34,243 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE GO THROUGH 1048 00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:36,013 LIFE, WE BECOME ADULTS, WE START 1049 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,174 HAVING ALL THESE 1050 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,491 RESPONSIBILITIES AND OUR MINDS 1051 00:28:38,492 --> 00:28:39,500 GET DISTORTED A LOT. 1052 00:28:39,534 --> 00:28:40,951 AND THAT’S ANOTHER REASON I 1053 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:41,809 CREATED THIS, MAN. 1054 00:28:41,843 --> 00:28:43,596 AND I I’M GLAD THAT YOU GET IT 1055 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,192 BECAUSE IT’S SO IMPORTANT RIGHT 1056 00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,224 NOW, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW WITH 1057 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,310 EVERYTHING’S THAT’S GOING ON, 1058 00:28:47,312 --> 00:28:48,921 THAT WE GIVE THEM SOMETHING THAT 1059 00:28:48,923 --> 00:28:50,926 THEY CAN LITERALLY JUST STAY ON. 1060 00:28:50,928 --> 00:28:52,863 AND THE PARENTS LOVE THAT IT’S 1061 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:53,970 NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE 1062 00:28:53,972 --> 00:28:55,218 ELSE WHERE THEY’RE LOOKING AT 1063 00:28:55,219 --> 00:28:56,744 SOMETHING WE DON’T WANT TO SEE 1064 00:28:56,746 --> 00:28:58,642 BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT KIDS WANT 1065 00:28:58,677 --> 00:28:59,745 TO MORE LISTEN TO THE ADULT 1066 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,586 CONTENT WHICH, YOU KNOW, WHICH 1067 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:04,968 IS KIND OF IRONIC BECAUSE I MAKE 1068 00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:06,955 ADULT CONTENT, SO I’M ALMOST 1069 00:29:06,989 --> 00:29:09,524 BALANCING MY KARMA FROM ALL THE 1070 00:29:09,526 --> 00:29:11,030 ADULT CONTENT I’M MAKING TRYING 1071 00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:12,927 TO HELP FACILITATE THE KIDS. 1072 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,215 Trevor: what I love about 1073 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,905 the project as well, especially 1074 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:17,196 in a time like we’re living in 1075 00:29:17,197 --> 00:29:17,565 today. 1076 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:18,869 PARENTS ARE DESPERATE FOR ANY 1077 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:19,681 HELP THEY CAN GET. 1078 00:29:19,682 --> 00:29:21,500 SO MANY KIDS ARE NOT IN SCHOOL 1079 00:29:21,534 --> 00:29:22,716 RIGHT NOW. 1080 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,703 LIKE, I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, 1081 00:29:24,705 --> 00:29:25,781 WE’RE DESPERATE TO GET SCHOOLS 1082 00:29:25,782 --> 00:29:26,619 OPEN AGAIN. 1083 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:27,819 FOR ME, BEFORE BARS AND 1084 00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:28,657 RESTAURANTS, GET THE SCHOOLS 1085 00:29:28,658 --> 00:29:29,561 OPEN, MAN. 1086 00:29:29,562 --> 00:29:31,643 YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO PAY 1087 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:32,938 A BAR. 1088 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,689 YOU CAN’T FICK FIGURE OUT HOW TO 1089 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,915 PAY A KID’S EDUCATION. 1090 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:37,715 THAT’S THEIR TIME. 1091 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:38,994 SO MANY PARENTS WILL APPRECIATE 1092 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:40,037 WHAT YOU’RE DOING. 1093 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:41,296 IT HELPS TEACH THEIR KIDS. 1094 00:29:41,331 --> 00:29:42,953 IT MAKES IT FUN. 1095 00:29:42,987 --> 00:29:44,284 IT MAKES IT INTERESTING. 1096 00:29:44,319 --> 00:29:45,884 I THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL 1097 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,052 APPRECIATE, EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT 1098 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:47,811 PARENTS, YOU’RE ALLOWING PEOPLE 1099 00:29:47,846 --> 00:29:49,207 TO PARTICIPATE WITH AN AMAWZING 1100 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,571 PRIZE ON THE OTHER END. 1101 00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:52,651 TALK ME THROUGH SOME OF THAT. 1102 00:29:52,652 --> 00:29:53,827 I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A FORD 1103 00:29:53,829 --> 00:29:54,389 BRONKO. 1104 00:29:54,390 --> 00:29:56,581 I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT $50,000. 1105 00:29:56,582 --> 00:29:57,979 AND I WAS LIKE, WHOA, WHOA, 1106 00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:58,467 WHOA. 1107 00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,325 THERE’S 50,000 IN THIS THING AND 1108 00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:02,999 LUNCH WITH LUDACRIS AND FLYING 1109 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,001 TO LOS ANGELES. 1110 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,308 WALK ME THROUGH SOME OF IT. 1111 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:07,110 SOME OF IT SOUNDS LUKE A LIE. 1112 00:30:07,145 --> 00:30:09,521 IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 1113 00:30:09,556 --> 00:30:12,460 BUT LITERALLY DURING THIS TIME 1114 00:30:12,461 --> 00:30:15,773 I’M TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE. 1115 00:30:15,807 --> 00:30:18,638 ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO DO IS GO TO 1116 00:30:18,672 --> 00:30:18,933 WINABRONCO.COM. 1117 00:30:18,934 --> 00:30:20,627 AND I’M GOING TO HAND OVER THE 1118 00:30:20,628 --> 00:30:22,023 KEYS WHEN IT’S SAFE AND FLY 1119 00:30:22,024 --> 00:30:22,964 PEOPLE TO LOS ANGELES TO GET 1120 00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:24,060 THIS CAR. 1121 00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:25,091 AND LITERALLY THE -- 1122 00:30:25,126 --> 00:30:25,758 WOW! 1123 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:28,139 IT’S ALL GOING IT BENEFIT, 1124 00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:29,859 WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS, THE 1125 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,393 BOYS & GIRLS CLUB, EVERYBODY 1126 00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:33,197 KNOWS ABOUT THAT. 1127 00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,199 IT’S HELPING UNDERPRIVILEGED 1128 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:34,533 FAMILIES. 1129 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:35,801 IT’S HELPING WITHITUTE ORG CAN 1130 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,659 KIDS DOING SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 1131 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,408 AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THERE’S 1132 00:30:39,443 --> 00:30:40,667 $50,000 CASH SOMEONE IS GOING TO 1133 00:30:40,669 --> 00:30:40,929 WIN. 1134 00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:43,199 SO I’M JUST HERE TO LET YOU KNOW 1135 00:30:43,234 --> 00:30:44,251 THIS IS NOTHING BUT GOODNESS 1136 00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:46,352 THAT WE’RE SPREADING ON ALL 1137 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,399 FRONTS FROM KID NATION TO THIS 1138 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:49,988 BRONCO TO 50,000 CASH. 1139 00:30:49,989 --> 00:30:52,030 IT’S LITERALLY WHAT EVERYBODY 1140 00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:53,376 NEEDS, ESPECIALLY DURING THE 1141 00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,228 HOLIDAYS, AND IN 2020, THIS YEAR 1142 00:30:55,263 --> 00:30:56,301 THAT HAS THROWN EVERYONE FOR A 1143 00:30:56,303 --> 00:30:56,760 LOOP. 1144 00:30:56,794 --> 00:30:58,676 Trevor: so you’re not 1145 00:30:58,710 --> 00:30:59,971 just, you know, you’re not just 1146 00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:00,583 sitting around during the 1147 00:31:00,584 --> 00:31:00,852 pandemic. 1148 00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:02,207 I KNOW YOU’RE ONE OF THE HARDEST 1149 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,485 WORKING PEOPLE I KNOW. 1150 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,502 AND THAT’S WHY YOU GO ON SO MANY 1151 00:31:05,536 --> 00:31:06,914 VACATIONS BECAUSE YOU WORK HARD, 1152 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:08,550 AND YOU PLAY HARD. 1153 00:31:08,584 --> 00:31:10,338 AND YOU LOVE LIVING YOUR LIFE 1154 00:31:10,372 --> 00:31:11,926 THAT WAY. 1155 00:31:11,961 --> 00:31:14,708 YOU’VE GOT A NEW MOVIE ON AMAZON 1156 00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:14,975 PRIME. 1157 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:15,768 YEAH. 1158 00:31:15,769 --> 00:31:17,627 Trevor: and I’m not going 1159 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,356 to lie, I was a little thrown 1160 00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:20,950 because the title of the movie 1161 00:31:20,985 --> 00:31:23,420 made me think maybe this is a 1162 00:31:23,421 --> 00:31:24,930 "fast and furious" spin-off. 1163 00:31:24,931 --> 00:31:26,410 IT’S CALLED "THE RIDE." 1164 00:31:26,411 --> 00:31:27,711 OH, YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE 1165 00:31:27,712 --> 00:31:28,065 CRAZY. 1166 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,346 AND IT WAS CRAZY BUT IN A 1167 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:32,914 DIFFERENT WAY BECAUSE YOU PLAY A 1168 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:35,261 DAD WHO IS PART OF A FAMILY WHO 1169 00:31:35,296 --> 00:31:36,990 ADOPTS A NEO-NAZI WHITE KID. 1170 00:31:36,991 --> 00:31:37,913 YEAH. 1171 00:31:37,915 --> 00:31:40,398 Trevor: and, I mean, it’s 1172 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,863 a-- it’s a powerful movie. 1173 00:31:41,865 --> 00:31:43,581 BUT I WAS LIKE, MAN-- I WAS NOT 1174 00:31:43,582 --> 00:31:44,362 READY FOR THIS. 1175 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:46,529 I WAS READY FOR A CAR CHASE AND 1176 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:47,470 I GOT SOMETHING REALLY DEEP. 1177 00:31:47,471 --> 00:31:49,121 TALK ME THROUGH THE FILM. 1178 00:31:49,123 --> 00:31:51,035 LISTEN, MAN, I THINK A LOT OF 1179 00:31:51,070 --> 00:31:52,980 PEOPLE UNDERSTAND BY NOW THEY 1180 00:31:52,981 --> 00:31:54,656 LITERALLY TRY TO DO THINGS THIS 1181 00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:55,637 THIS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY THAT 1182 00:31:55,638 --> 00:31:57,058 PEOPLE ARE NOT READY FOR AND 1183 00:31:57,059 --> 00:31:58,048 ALWAYS TRY TO DO SOMETHING 1184 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,649 DIFFERENT. 1185 00:31:58,651 --> 00:31:59,956 AND THIS IS DEFINITELY 1186 00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:00,422 DIFFERENT. 1187 00:32:00,456 --> 00:32:03,334 BUT IT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY, 1188 00:32:03,369 --> 00:32:05,309 AND THAT’S ONE OF THE REASONS I 1189 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:06,117 GRAVITATED TOWARDS IT. 1190 00:32:06,152 --> 00:32:08,290 YOU PRETTY MUCH NAMED IT, MAN. 1191 00:32:08,324 --> 00:32:10,015 BEING A PARENT THAT’S-- THAT’S 1192 00:32:10,016 --> 00:32:12,441 HELPING TO FOSTER A CHILD THAT 1193 00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:13,646 WAS RAISED AS A WHITE 1194 00:32:13,647 --> 00:32:14,199 SUPREMACIST. 1195 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,212 AND I THINK THIS STORY IS ALL 1196 00:32:16,213 --> 00:32:17,393 ABOUT SECOND CHANCES. 1197 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:20,158 IT’S ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU 1198 00:32:20,159 --> 00:32:22,637 CAN BE TAUGHT TAHATE, CAN YOU BE 1199 00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:23,807 TAUGHT TO LOVE? 1200 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,196 AND IT RAISES SO MANY GREAT 1201 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:25,573 CONVERSATIONS. 1202 00:32:25,575 --> 00:32:27,725 SO I COULD TALK AWE LOT ABOUT 1203 00:32:27,727 --> 00:32:29,564 IT, BUT WHEN PEOPLE CHECK THIS 1204 00:32:29,565 --> 00:32:31,414 MOVIE OUT ON AMAZON PRIME I 1205 00:32:31,415 --> 00:32:34,023 THINK THEY’RE GOING TO FORM 1206 00:32:34,024 --> 00:32:36,201 THEIR OWN BASIS AND OPINION AND 1207 00:32:36,202 --> 00:32:37,392 I GUARANTEE IT WILL MAKE SOME 1208 00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:37,931 PEOPLE CRY. 1209 00:32:37,966 --> 00:32:39,001 Trevor: before you go, I 1210 00:32:39,036 --> 00:32:41,247 remember when I was a kid there 1211 00:32:41,248 --> 00:32:42,936 were books my mom got me. 1212 00:32:42,970 --> 00:32:44,533 SHE COULDN’T AFFORD TO BUY ME 1213 00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:47,087 BOOKS SO WE HAD A LEI AWAY 1214 00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:49,209 PROGRAM WHERE MY MOM COULD GIVE 1215 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:50,739 A LITTLE MONEY AND THEY WOULD 1216 00:32:50,741 --> 00:32:52,268 SEND US LITERALLY ONE BOOK A 1217 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:53,118 MONTH, THAT’S ALL WE COULD 1218 00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:54,021 AFFORD, ONE BOOK. 1219 00:32:54,022 --> 00:32:57,690 AND I REMEMBER ONE OF THE SERIES 1220 00:32:57,724 --> 00:32:59,416 THAT CHANGED MYLIFE WAS CALLED 1221 00:32:59,451 --> 00:33:00,860 "WHAT IT MEANS TO BE." 1222 00:33:00,894 --> 00:33:02,135 AND IT WAS "WHAT IT MEANS TO BE 1223 00:33:02,136 --> 00:33:02,372 KIND. 1224 00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:03,790 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LOYAL. 1225 00:33:03,825 --> 00:33:04,998 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD 1226 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:05,329 FRIEND. 1227 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:07,029 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FUNNY" 1228 00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:08,858 IT WAS JUST LIKE-- JUST-- AND I 1229 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:10,358 WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE LESSONS. 1230 00:33:10,392 --> 00:33:12,348 AND I GOT A SIMILAR FEELING 1231 00:33:12,349 --> 00:33:13,529 GOING THROUGH WHAT KID NATION IS 1232 00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:14,109 ALL ABOUT. 1233 00:33:14,144 --> 00:33:16,768 AND I APPRECIATE THAT FROM YOU. 1234 00:33:16,802 --> 00:33:19,000 WE TAKE FOR GRANTED HOW SHAPING 1235 00:33:19,002 --> 00:33:20,399 KIDS-- AS YOU SAID, YOU CAN 1236 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,579 TEACH KIDS TO HATE BUT ARE WE 1237 00:33:21,613 --> 00:33:22,785 GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO TEACH 1238 00:33:22,786 --> 00:33:23,661 THEM TO LOVE. 1239 00:33:23,663 --> 00:33:25,683 I APPRECIATE YOU FOR, THAT MAN. 1240 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:27,211 LISTEN, THOSE WORDS COMING 1241 00:33:27,245 --> 00:33:28,535 FROM YOU, ESPECIALLY, YOU HAVE 1242 00:33:28,536 --> 00:33:30,052 NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MEANS. 1243 00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:31,436 IT’S ALL ABOUT LEGACY FOR ME 1244 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,310 RIGHT NOW, AND YOU JUST STAMPED 1245 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,040 THAT APPROVAL ON ALL THE HARD 1246 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,767 WORK I HAVE BEEN DOING WITH ALL 1247 00:33:36,801 --> 00:33:37,945 THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE JUST BY 1248 00:33:37,979 --> 00:33:38,782 SAYING AND STATING WHAT YOU JUST 1249 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:39,145 SAID. 1250 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,857 MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. 1251 00:33:40,858 --> 00:33:42,194 CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN 1252 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:42,635 PERSON. 1253 00:33:42,669 --> 00:33:43,960 CAN’T WAIT TO HIT THESE ISLANDS 1254 00:33:43,994 --> 00:33:45,105 LARRY, MY MAN. 1255 00:33:45,139 --> 00:33:46,215 Trevor: let’s hit the 1256 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:46,643 islanding. 1257 00:33:46,645 --> 00:33:48,045 LET’S GET SOME OF THE COLOR 1258 00:33:48,046 --> 00:33:48,541 BACK. 1259 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,100 LET’S GET SOME OF THE COLOR 1260 00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:50,491 BLACK. 1261 00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:51,729 ALL LOVE, MAN, APPRECIATE YOU 1262 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,114 MAN. 1263 00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:57,198 Trevor: have a good one, 1264 00:33:57,232 --> 00:33:57,541 man. 1265 00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:58,716 DON’T FORGET, TO WIN ALL THOSE 1266 00:33:58,751 --> 00:33:59,573 AWESOME PRIZES AND SUPPORT LOCAL 1267 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:01,588 BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS, GO TO THE 1268 00:34:01,589 --> 00:34:02,463 WEBSITE BELOW. 1269 00:34:02,464 --> 00:34:03,762 OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A 1270 00:34:03,796 --> 00:34:04,779 QUICK BREAK, BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. 1271 00:34:06,307 --> 00:34:07,845 Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR 1272 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,675 TONIGHT. 1273 00:34:08,709 --> 00:34:11,645 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN. 1274 00:34:11,646 --> 00:34:14,120 BEFORE WE GO, I WANT TO REMIND 1275 00:34:14,122 --> 00:34:18,190 YOU THERE IS A SPECIAL RUNOFF 1276 00:34:18,192 --> 00:34:20,851 ELECTION COMING UP IN GEORGE. 1277 00:34:20,886 --> 00:34:21,138 IF 1278 00:34:21,173 --> 00:34:22,072 YOU’RE WATCHING FROM THE PEACH 1279 00:34:22,073 --> 00:34:24,772 STATE, THE DEADLINE TO REGISTER 1280 00:34:24,774 --> 00:34:27,910 TO VOTE ONLINE FOR THAT ELECTION 1281 00:34:27,912 --> 00:34:29,154 IS DECEMBER 7. 1282 00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:33,987 AND IF YOU’RE NOT IN GEORGIA, 1283 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:39,508 YOU CAN STILL HELP BY SUPPORTING 1284 00:34:39,509 --> 00:34:42,134 GROUPS LIKE "18 BY VOTE" 1285 00:34:42,136 --> 00:34:44,408 23 YOUNG PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT 1286 00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:48,314 VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTION CAN 1287 00:34:48,316 --> 00:34:49,635 VOTE IN THE RUNOFF. 1288 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,513 UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY SAFE OUT 1289 00:34:51,514 --> 00:34:53,007 THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND PLEASE, 1290 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,151 GUYS, I KNOW IT’S TIRING BUT 1291 00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:56,944 DON’T GO ON ANY CRAZY VACATIONS. 1292 00:34:56,946 --> 00:34:59,063 LET’S STAY SAFE, AND TRY AND 1293 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:00,212 STAY INDOORS AS MUCH AS 1294 00:35:00,247 --> 00:35:00,690 POSSIBLE. 1295 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,404 NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF 1296 00:35:03,438 --> 00:35:03,992 ZEN. 1297 00:35:04,027 --> 00:35:05,581 ALL RIGHT, ARE WE CLEAR? 1298 00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:06,917 LET’S GET RID OF THE FAKE 1299 00:35:06,918 --> 00:35:08,407 APARTMENT THING. 1300 00:35:08,409 --> 00:35:10,801 GIVE ME A MOJITO, MAN! 1301 00:35:10,836 --> 00:35:13,123 I’M HITTING THE POOL! 1302 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,470 WHERE ARE THE LADIES AT? 1303 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:16,690 WHERE ARE THE FELLAS AT? 1304 00:35:16,724 --> 00:35:18,549 LET’S DO THIS THING. 1305 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,115 THANK YOU. 1306 00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:22,616 THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT 1307 00:35:22,651 --> 00:35:24,719 SPEECH I’VE EVER MADE. 1308 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,009 THIS ELECTION IS DONE. 1309 00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:27,373 THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROCESS MUST 1310 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:29,269 BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. 1311 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:31,462 THE DAYS OF DONALD TRUMP ARE 1312 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,779 COMING TO AN END. 1313 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:38,990 I WENT FROM LEADING BY A LOT TO 1314 00:35:39,024 --> 00:35:40,365 LOSING BY A LITTLE. 1315 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,211 JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE YOUR 1316 00:35:42,212 --> 00:35:43,592 NEXT PRESIDENT. 1317 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:45,218 TRUMP CAN’T BE PRESIDENT. 1318 00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:46,914 THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO 1319 00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,179 CERTIFY THE CORRECT WINNER OF 1320 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:50,390 THE ELECTION, AND THAT’S JOE 1321 00:35:50,391 --> 00:35:50,771 BIDEN. 1322 00:35:50,805 --> 00:35:53,312 THANK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU, AND 1323 00:35:53,347 --> 00:35:54,348 GOD BLESS AMERICA. ♪ ♪ ♪