1 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:02,381 NOAH. 2 00:00:02,382 --> 00:00:05,878 Today is Thursday, the 19th of 3 00:00:05,912 --> 00:00:06,386 November. 4 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:10,236 Which means there’s only 62 days 5 00:00:10,237 --> 00:00:12,060 left until 900 hours of Sean 6 00:00:12,094 --> 00:00:13,796 Hannity episodes get deleted 7 00:00:13,797 --> 00:00:14,920 From the White House DVR. 8 00:00:14,921 --> 00:00:16,402 Anyway, coming up on tonight’s 9 00:00:16,436 --> 00:00:16,847 show: 10 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,830 Rudy Giuliani has the worst hair 11 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:20,887 day of all time, why you should 12 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,818 put a facemask on your 13 00:00:22,852 --> 00:00:24,918 Thanksgiving turkey, and Bill 14 00:00:24,919 --> 00:00:26,383 Gates joins me on the show! 15 00:00:26,384 --> 00:00:27,324 So let’s do this people! 16 00:00:27,325 --> 00:00:31,887 Welcome to "The Daily Social 17 00:00:31,888 --> 00:00:32,900 Distancing Show." 18 00:00:32,935 --> 00:00:35,152 FROM TREVOR’S COUCH IN 19 00:00:35,187 --> 00:00:37,565 NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR COUCH 20 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,954 SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, THIS IS 21 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,101 "THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING 22 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,353 SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH! 23 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:42,657 ♪ 24 00:00:42,658 --> 00:00:43,339 ♪ 25 00:00:43,373 --> 00:00:44,776 Trevor: OKAY. 26 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:46,312 BEFORE WE GET INTO THE SERIOUS 27 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,060 NEWS, I WANTED TO KICK THINGS 28 00:00:49,061 --> 00:00:50,842 OFF WITH AN ADORABLE STORY THAT 29 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,969 WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY BE TURNED 30 00:00:52,971 --> 00:00:54,307 INTO A SECOND-RATE CHRISTMAS 31 00:00:54,341 --> 00:00:55,565 SPECIAL NEXT YEAR. 32 00:00:55,566 --> 00:00:57,935 WELL, IT MAY JUST BE 33 00:00:57,937 --> 00:00:59,235 NEW YORK’S UNOFFICIAL NEW 34 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:01,173 HOLIDAY MASCOT. 35 00:01:01,174 --> 00:01:03,992 A SMALL OWL FOUND INSIDE THE 36 00:01:03,993 --> 00:01:05,240 ROCKEFELLER CHRISTMAS TREE TREE. 37 00:01:05,242 --> 00:01:07,185 A WORKER FOUND IT TUCKED AWAY 38 00:01:07,186 --> 00:01:08,853 IN THE BRANCHES. 39 00:01:08,887 --> 00:01:11,760 IT’S A SMALL BIRD CALLED A SAW 40 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:15,806 WOOD OWL, THE SMALLEST IN THE 41 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:17,543 NORTHEAST, RECOVERING AT THE 42 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:18,802 RAVENS BEARD WILDLIFE CENTER. 43 00:01:18,804 --> 00:01:22,130 IT’S GETTING LOTS OF LOVE AND 44 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:23,564 ATTENTION AND HAS ITS OWN 45 00:01:23,565 --> 00:01:24,420 TWITTER PAGE. 46 00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:26,393 VERY NICE, AND IT’S OWN 47 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:27,992 LITTLE TURTLENECK, TOO. 48 00:01:28,027 --> 00:01:30,769 Trevor: OH -- MY -- GOD! 49 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:32,938 CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO 50 00:01:32,939 --> 00:01:34,871 APPRECIATE HOW FRICKIN’ CUTE 51 00:01:34,905 --> 00:01:36,671 THIS OWL IS? 52 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:40,006 BABY YODA PROBABLY PUT A HIT ON 53 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,166 HIM AS WE SPEAK. 54 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,703 HE’S SO CUTE, I WANT ONE. 55 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,340 I WANT TO GO GET A LITTLE OWL 56 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:46,794 RIGHT NOW. 57 00:01:46,828 --> 00:01:47,666 AAAHHH! 58 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:49,674 THAT WAS A MISTAKE. 59 00:01:49,675 --> 00:01:51,635 OWLS ARE NOT PETS. 60 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,755 BUT, STILL, WHAT A FUN STORY, AN 61 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:56,025 OWL HITCHED A RIDE TO NEW YORK 62 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:57,974 CITY -- ALTHOUGH I GUESS IT 63 00:01:57,975 --> 00:01:59,437 LOOKS DIFFERENT IF YOU’RE AN 64 00:01:59,471 --> 00:02:00,090 OWL. 65 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:03,014 FROM THE OWL’S PERSPECTIVE, WE 66 00:02:03,049 --> 00:02:04,637 MOVED HIS HOUSE. 67 00:02:04,672 --> 00:02:07,149 ONE NIGHT HE’S LIVING IN THE 68 00:02:07,183 --> 00:02:08,799 WOODS, NEXT MORNING HE’S PAYING 69 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:09,879 MANHATTAN RENT. 70 00:02:09,914 --> 00:02:12,040 HE’S USED TO SNACKING ON FIELD 71 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:14,415 MICE BUT IN NEW YORK THE ONLY 72 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:16,231 THING TO HUNT ARE THE RATS WHICH 73 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:17,982 ARE TEN TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT 74 00:02:17,984 --> 00:02:19,141 OWL. 75 00:02:19,175 --> 00:02:24,623 THE RAT WILL BE SAYING, JUST TO 76 00:02:24,657 --> 00:02:26,383 BE CLEAR, WHO’S EATING WHO? 77 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,446 I DON’T LIKE THE IDEA OF GETTING 78 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,864 THE OWL A TWITTER ACCOUNT. 79 00:02:29,865 --> 00:02:31,825 WE LIKE HIM NOW. 80 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:34,974 ONCE WE START RIDING THE TWEETS, 81 00:02:34,975 --> 00:02:36,263 WOW, OWL LIVES MATTER? 82 00:02:36,264 --> 00:02:36,954 UNFOLLOW! 83 00:02:36,955 --> 00:02:39,594 LET’S MOVE ON TO DONALD JOE 84 00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:41,304 BIDEN BEAT MY ASS TRUMP. 85 00:02:41,339 --> 00:02:42,782 NONE OF HIS LEGAL EFFORTS TO 86 00:02:42,816 --> 00:02:44,689 UNDO THE ELECTION HAVE BEEN 87 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,471 WORKING, SO NOW HE’S TRYING A 88 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:47,353 DIFFERENT APPROACH. 89 00:02:47,355 --> 00:02:48,787 YOU MIGHT REMEMBERT THAT, 90 00:02:48,821 --> 00:02:49,778 YESTERDAY, TWO REPUBLICAN 91 00:02:49,779 --> 00:02:51,204 ELECTION OFFICIALS IN MICHIGAN 92 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:54,175 TRIED TO THROW OUT VOTES FROM 93 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:56,367 THE ENTIRE CITY OF DETROIT, AND 94 00:02:56,368 --> 00:02:58,420 THEN THEY HAVE TO BE SHAMED INTO 95 00:02:58,421 --> 00:02:59,036 BACKING DOWN. 96 00:02:59,037 --> 00:03:00,768 TURNS OUT THAT WASN’T THE END OF 97 00:03:00,769 --> 00:03:01,786 THE STORY. 98 00:03:01,788 --> 00:03:03,126 BREAKING OVERNIGHT, 99 00:03:03,127 --> 00:03:04,455 REPUBLICAN ELECTION OFFICIALS IN 100 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:05,224 MICHIGAN CHANGED THEIR MINDS 101 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:05,795 AGAIN. 102 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:08,292 FIRST THEY REFUSED TO CERTIFY 103 00:03:08,326 --> 00:03:10,492 THE ELECTION RESULTS IN WAYNE 104 00:03:10,527 --> 00:03:12,554 COUNTY, THEN AGREED TO CERTIFY 105 00:03:12,589 --> 00:03:13,507 THEM. 106 00:03:13,508 --> 00:03:16,902 NOW THEY’RE TRYING TO TO RESCIND 107 00:03:16,936 --> 00:03:18,993 THAT DECISION DESPITE A LACK OF 108 00:03:19,027 --> 00:03:19,491 EVIDENCE. 109 00:03:19,525 --> 00:03:22,545 WE’RE LEARNING DONALD TRUMP 110 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,068 CALLED BOTH OF THEM FOLLOWING 111 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:24,885 THE MEETING. 112 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,466 TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN 113 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:28,748 PRESSURING BRATT 114 00:03:28,782 --> 00:03:29,243 RATHLINGSBURGER. 115 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:31,468 ANYTIME TRUMP STIONZ TARGETS A 116 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:33,789 PERSON PUBLICLY THEY GET DEATH 117 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:35,848 THREATS AND HAVE TO GET 118 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:36,950 SECURITY. 119 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:41,613 HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE RECEIVED 120 00:03:41,614 --> 00:03:43,530 DEATH THREATS. 121 00:03:43,565 --> 00:03:45,329 ARIZONA DEMOCRATIC SECRETARY 122 00:03:45,364 --> 00:03:48,531 KATY HOBBS SAYS SHE’S FACED 123 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:49,895 THREATS OF ONGOING ESCALATING 124 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:50,896 VIOLENCE. 125 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,501 THIS SHOWS REPORTERS OUTSIDE HER 126 00:03:53,502 --> 00:03:54,836 HOUSE CHANTING, WE ARE WATCHING 127 00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:55,459 YOU. 128 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,157 Trevor: THAT’S RIGHT, 129 00:03:57,158 --> 00:03:58,029 PEOPLE, DONALD TRUMP, PRESIDENT 130 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,339 OF THE UNITED STATES IS WORKING 131 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,031 TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION. 132 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,237 PEOPLE, CAN WE AGREE THIS IS NOT 133 00:04:05,271 --> 00:04:07,151 NORMAL, SEEING DONALD TRUMP WORK 134 00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:09,429 NORMAL, BUT IT’S HAPPENING. 135 00:04:09,463 --> 00:04:12,853 TRUMP IS PERSONALLY, LISTEN TO 136 00:04:12,887 --> 00:04:15,545 THIS, TRUMP IS PERSONALLY 137 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:17,270 CALLING ELECTION OFFICIALS AND 138 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:18,873 TARGETING THEM IN PUBLIC HOPING 139 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:20,441 TO PRESSURE THEM INTO 140 00:04:20,443 --> 00:04:21,119 OVERTURNING THE ELECTION 141 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:23,303 RESULTS, WHICH I DON’T CARE WHO 142 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,060 YOU ARE, IT’S DEEPLY DISTURBING 143 00:04:25,095 --> 00:04:27,443 BECAUSE, BEFORE NOW, HE WAS AT 144 00:04:27,444 --> 00:04:28,336 LEAST PURSUING HIS CLAIMS 145 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,260 THROUGH THE COURTS. 146 00:04:29,294 --> 00:04:30,672 YEAH, IT WASN’T FUN, BUT IT WAS 147 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:31,973 LEGAL. 148 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:34,700 IT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 149 00:04:34,701 --> 00:04:36,968 CAMPING ON CALL OF DUTY AND 150 00:04:36,969 --> 00:04:38,423 SMASHING THE CONTROL OVER YOUR 151 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:39,661 BROTHER’S HEAD. 152 00:04:39,695 --> 00:04:42,750 ONE IS BAT SPORTSMANSHIP, THE 153 00:04:42,785 --> 00:04:44,981 OTHER IS ALL THE. 154 00:04:44,983 --> 00:04:47,294 AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN ANONYMOUS 155 00:04:47,295 --> 00:04:48,241 DEATH THREATS. 156 00:04:48,242 --> 00:04:49,853 WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE TRUMP 157 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:51,275 WOULD BLOW HIS COVER RIGHT 158 00:04:51,276 --> 00:04:53,000 AWAY -- IF YOU DON’T OVERTURN 159 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,372 THE RESULTS, YOU’RE GOING TO BE 160 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:56,617 IN BIG TROUBLE! 161 00:04:56,619 --> 00:04:57,418 TREMENDOUS TROUBLE! 162 00:04:57,452 --> 00:05:00,032 PEOPLE TELL ME ALL THE TIME, 163 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,304 WOW, WHAT TREMENDOUS TROUBLE 164 00:05:02,338 --> 00:05:02,853 HE’S IN! 165 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,144 MR. PRESIDENT, I KNOW THAT’S 166 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:04,543 YOU. 167 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:06,232 NO, IT’S NOT! 168 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:09,692 IT’S NOT ME! 169 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:10,710 IT’S BONALD. 170 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,422 BUT THIS SHOWS THERE’S NO 171 00:05:12,456 --> 00:05:13,773 WINNING WHEN IT COMES TO DONALD 172 00:05:13,774 --> 00:05:14,105 TRUMP. 173 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,984 IF HE DOESN’T LIKE YOU YOU GET 174 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:16,874 DEATH THREATS. 175 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,767 IF HE DOES LIKE YOU HE GIVES YOU 176 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:19,326 COVID. 177 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,836 WHILE THE PRESIDENT’S TEAM IS 178 00:05:20,871 --> 00:05:22,318 STILL FIGHTING THE ELECTION IN 179 00:05:22,352 --> 00:05:23,835 COURT, IT’S BECOME CLEAR EVEN 180 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:26,736 THAT STRATEGY ISN’T REALLY JUST 181 00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:28,970 ABOUT PURSUING LEGAL OPTIONS. 182 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:31,121 "THE WASHINGTON POST"’S BOB 183 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,381 COSTA REPORTS GIULIANI’S TEAM 184 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:33,695 KNOWS THE PRESIDENT CAN’T WIN 185 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:35,880 AND INSTEAD ARE TRYING TO MAKE 186 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:37,603 SURE THE VOTE IS NOT CERTIFIED. 187 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,843 QUOTE, THEIR END GAME, TO TRY TO 188 00:05:39,878 --> 00:05:41,761 FORCE IT TO THE HOUSE. 189 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:43,062 IT’S A LEGAL GAME THAT 190 00:05:43,097 --> 00:05:43,663 THEY’RE PLAYING. 191 00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:45,847 IF THEY CAN TIE THIS UP IN 192 00:05:45,881 --> 00:05:47,459 COURT, IF THEY CAN CREATE ENOUGH 193 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:48,621 DOWRKTS THEN THEY ARE HOPING 194 00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:50,079 THAT THE STATES JUST WON’T 195 00:05:50,113 --> 00:05:51,911 CERTIFY THE ELECTION, AND IF THE 196 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,347 STATES DON’T CERTIFY THESE 197 00:05:53,348 --> 00:05:55,081 ELECTIONS, IT GOES TO THE HOUSE 198 00:05:55,115 --> 00:05:56,294 OF REPRESENTATIVES WHERE DONALD 199 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:57,497 TRUMP HAS A VERY GOOD CHANCE OF 200 00:05:57,499 --> 00:05:59,385 BEING NAMED PRESIDENT OF THE 201 00:05:59,387 --> 00:06:01,406 UNITED STATES, SO THERE’S A 202 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:03,068 LEGAL TRICK THEY’RE TRYING TO 203 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:05,313 PULL HERE, THROW ENOUGH GARBAGE 204 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:09,714 IN EVERYBODY’S FACE THAT MAYBE 205 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:11,216 THESE ELECTIONS DON’T GET 206 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,517 CERTIFIED, MAYBE HE CAN STEAL IT 207 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:13,813 IN THE HOUSE. 208 00:06:13,848 --> 00:06:15,631 Trevor: TRUMP’S SUPPORTERS 209 00:06:15,632 --> 00:06:17,524 ARE TELLING PEOPLE THEY DON’T 210 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:20,193 NEED TO WIN IN COURT, THEY JUST 211 00:06:20,227 --> 00:06:21,974 NEED TO CREATE A MESSY SITUATION 212 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:23,433 WHERE REPUBLICAN LEGISLATORS 213 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:25,196 WILL STEP IN AND OVERTURN 214 00:06:25,231 --> 00:06:26,008 PEOPLE’S VOTES. 215 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,529 FORGIVE ME BUT IT’S SO 216 00:06:27,531 --> 00:06:28,732 ASTOUNDING ME THAT AMERICA’S 217 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:29,901 LAWS CAN ALLOW THIS KIND OF 218 00:06:29,935 --> 00:06:31,368 THING TO HAPPEN. 219 00:06:31,369 --> 00:06:33,713 THERE ARE ALL THESE SAFEGUARDS, 220 00:06:33,747 --> 00:06:35,382 DOUBLE CHECKS, PROTECTIONS FOR 221 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,217 EVERY SINGLE VOTE, BUT IF A 222 00:06:37,218 --> 00:06:39,042 LEGISLATURE IS A DIFFERENT PARTY 223 00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:41,040 THAN THE WINNER, THEY WILL BE, 224 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:42,339 LIKE, NO, WE’RE GOING TO PICK 225 00:06:42,373 --> 00:06:45,034 OUR GUY INSTEAD. 226 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:48,365 IT’S LIKE IF YOU SET UP TWO 227 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,441 AUTHENTICATIONINGS FOR YOU 228 00:06:50,475 --> 00:06:53,757 ACCOUNTS BUT GIVE IT TO VLADIMIR 229 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:55,601 PUTIN FOR SAFE SAFEKEEPING. 230 00:06:55,602 --> 00:06:57,192 IT’S EXTREMELY UNLIKELY IT WILL 231 00:06:57,194 --> 00:06:59,095 WORK, ALTHOUGH A LOT OF 232 00:06:59,097 --> 00:07:00,425 EXTREMELY UNLIKELY THINGS HAVE 233 00:07:00,426 --> 00:07:01,314 HAPPENED RECENTLY. 234 00:07:01,315 --> 00:07:04,128 IF YOU HAD TOLD ME TWO YEARS AGO 235 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,318 THAT THE NEXT WONDER WOMAN MOVIE 236 00:07:06,352 --> 00:07:08,736 WOULD BE GOING STRAIGHT TO 237 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:11,189 H.B.O. MAX, I WOULD HAVE SAID 238 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,051 WHAT’S H.B.O. MAX? 239 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:14,223 ACTUALLY, I’M STILL SAYING THAT. 240 00:07:14,257 --> 00:07:16,455 WHAT IS HBO MAX? 241 00:07:16,456 --> 00:07:19,312 IS THAT THE SAME AS H.B.O. GO? 242 00:07:19,346 --> 00:07:21,933 OR IS THAT H.B.O. NOW, OR IS IT, 243 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,053 LIKE, BOTH OF THEM? 244 00:07:23,054 --> 00:07:23,950 DO I HAVE IT? 245 00:07:23,984 --> 00:07:25,302 AM I ON IT? 246 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:26,890 ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT MIGHT 247 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,825 SAVE AMERICA FROM DONALD TRUMP 248 00:07:28,826 --> 00:07:30,657 TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE 249 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,434 GOVERNMENT IS THAT IT’S DONALD 250 00:07:32,436 --> 00:07:33,904 TRUMP TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE 251 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:34,997 GOVERNMENT BECAUSE HIS PEOPLE 252 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,633 ARE NOT KNOWN FOR BEING THAT 253 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,987 GREAT AT WHAT THEY DO. 254 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:40,542 I MEAN, JUST TODAY, RUDY 255 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,616 GIULIANI, THE PRESIDENT’S 256 00:07:41,617 --> 00:07:42,997 PERSONAL LAWYER AND SOMETHING 257 00:07:43,031 --> 00:07:45,507 KIDS FEAR IS IN THE CLOSET GAVE 258 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,539 A PRESS CONFERENCE TO EXPLAIN 259 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,674 WHY DONALD TRUMP ACTUALLY WON 260 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:50,967 THE ELECTION, ALL RIGHT? 261 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:52,418 THAT’S WHAT HE WAS DOING. 262 00:07:52,419 --> 00:07:53,838 HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO US 263 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:55,235 WHY DONALD TRUMP ACTUALLY WON 264 00:07:55,236 --> 00:07:57,136 THE ELECTION THAT WE ALL SAW HIM 265 00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:59,051 LOSE, BUT WE COULDN’T PAY 266 00:07:59,052 --> 00:08:00,405 ATTENTION TO THIS CONSPIRACY 267 00:08:00,406 --> 00:08:02,073 THEORY BECAUSE WE WERE ALL 268 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,758 DISTRACTED BY THIS -- 269 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:05,602 MANY OF THE ABSENTEE BALLOTS 270 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:06,558 WERE FRAUDULENT AND THEY KNEW 271 00:08:06,593 --> 00:08:07,484 THAT. 272 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:10,533 AND THEY DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE 273 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:11,798 COUNT OF THAT. 274 00:08:11,799 --> 00:08:13,505 200% OF THE REGISTERED VOTERS IN 275 00:08:13,506 --> 00:08:14,742 A DISTRICT VOTE. 276 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:15,880 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 277 00:08:15,881 --> 00:08:17,967 IN THE STATES THAT WE HAVE 278 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:20,443 INDICATED IN RED -- GEORGIA, 279 00:08:20,444 --> 00:08:22,042 PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, 280 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,239 WISCONSIN, NEVADA AND ARIZONA -- 281 00:08:24,273 --> 00:08:26,487 WE MORE THAN DOUBLE THE NUMBER 282 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:27,772 OF VOTES NEEDED TO OVERTURN THE 283 00:08:27,806 --> 00:08:28,293 ELECTION. 284 00:08:28,295 --> 00:08:31,208 ALL YOU’VE GOT TO DO TO FIND OUT 285 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:34,041 IF I’M MISLEADING YOU AT ALL IS 286 00:08:34,075 --> 00:08:35,605 TO LOOK AT THE LAWSUITS. 287 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,470 THAT’S THE REASON WHY HE 288 00:08:37,471 --> 00:08:38,716 PROBABLY DIDN’T HAVE TO GO OUT 289 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:39,266 AND CAMPAIGN. 290 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,106 Trevor: OKAY, I KNOW THIS 291 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,343 COULD BE THE END OF AMERICAN 292 00:08:43,345 --> 00:08:44,798 DEMOCRACY, BUT, GUYS, THIS SHIT 293 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,132 IS HILARIOUS. 294 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:48,943 I MEAN, TRUMP ALWAYS SAID THAT 295 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,449 HE HAD LEAKERS IN HIS 296 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,835 ADMINISTRATION BUT I DIDN’T KNOW 297 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,526 IT WAS THIS BAD. 298 00:08:53,528 --> 00:08:55,219 WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON WITH 299 00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:55,811 RUDY? 300 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:58,304 HONEST QUESTION, WAS HIS HAIR 301 00:08:58,339 --> 00:08:59,270 DYE DRIPPING? 302 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,500 WAS HIS BRAIN SHITTING ITSELF? 303 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,896 HONESTLY I DIDN’T KNOW SIDE 304 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:04,562 BURNS GOT PERIODS. 305 00:09:04,596 --> 00:09:06,297 YOU KNOW YOUR LEGAL STRATEGIES 306 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:08,406 IS (~BLEEP~) UP WHEN YOUR HAIR 307 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,034 STARTS CRYING ABOUT IT. 308 00:09:10,069 --> 00:09:11,828 IT WAS GOING DOWN BOTH CHEEKS. 309 00:09:11,862 --> 00:09:13,265 HE WAS GROWING A CHIN STRAP 310 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:14,234 BEARD IN REALTIME. 311 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:16,460 I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, PART OF ME 312 00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:18,473 FEELS BAD FOR RUDY BECAUSE THIS 313 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,724 WAS THE BIGGEST PRESS CONFERENCE 314 00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:23,299 OF HIS LIFE, HIS BIG CHANCE TO 315 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,480 GET DONALD TRUMP ANOTHER TERM AS 316 00:09:26,481 --> 00:09:28,673 PRESIDENT, AND HIS HAIR RIEWNLD 317 00:09:28,707 --> 00:09:30,184 THE ENTIRE MOMENT. 318 00:09:30,185 --> 00:09:33,442 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF ABRAHAM 319 00:09:33,444 --> 00:09:34,852 LINCOLN WAS READING THE 320 00:09:34,886 --> 00:09:36,214 EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION AND 321 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:37,949 HIS BEARD JUST WALKED AWAY? 322 00:09:37,984 --> 00:09:39,693 PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, 323 00:09:39,694 --> 00:09:41,867 HEY, YO, YO, YO, FORGET ABOUT 324 00:09:41,868 --> 00:09:43,938 THE SLAVES, MAN, YOUR CHIN HAIR 325 00:09:43,939 --> 00:09:45,130 JUST BOUNCED, B. 326 00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:47,321 YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THAT SHIT. 327 00:09:47,322 --> 00:09:49,226 MAYBE THIS IS THE PER FECK 328 00:09:49,227 --> 00:09:50,561 COMBINATION OF EVIL AND 329 00:09:50,563 --> 00:09:52,189 RIDICULOUS TO END THE TRUMP ERA. 330 00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:54,234 I THINK IT’S PERFECT. 331 00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:56,324 THINK ABOUT IT, IF SOMEONE SAID 332 00:09:56,325 --> 00:09:58,757 IN 2016 THAT THIS WHOLE THING 333 00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,145 WOULD END WITH RUDY GIULIANI 334 00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:02,239 OPENLY PLOTTING A COUP AGAINST 335 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,794 THE GOVERNMENT BUT NO ONE WOULD 336 00:10:03,796 --> 00:10:05,388 TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY BECAUSE HE 337 00:10:05,389 --> 00:10:07,116 HAD HAIR DIE RUNNING DOWN HIS 338 00:10:07,117 --> 00:10:08,670 FACE THE ENTIRE TIME, YOU WOULD 339 00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:10,096 BE LIKE, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 340 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:11,134 THIS SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 341 00:10:11,135 --> 00:10:12,624 WE’LL TAKE A SHORT BREAK. 342 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,561 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL TALK 343 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:16,824 ABOUT WHAT CHANGES PEOPLE ARE 344 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:18,791 MAKING TO THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR 345 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,064 TO SAVE GRANDMA’S LIFE. 346 00:10:20,098 --> 00:10:21,217 AFTER THAT, BILL GATES IS 347 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:24,229 JOINING ME ON THE SHOW. DON’T GO AWAY. 348 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,335 "THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING 349 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:27,804 SHOW. 350 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:29,904 THANKSGIVING IS THE DAY YOU 351 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:31,251 REMEMBER WHICH OF YOUR UNCLES IS 352 00:10:31,252 --> 00:10:31,441 WEIRD. 353 00:10:31,475 --> 00:10:32,103 ALL RIGHT. 354 00:10:32,104 --> 00:10:34,091 IT’S ALL OF THEM. 355 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,923 BUT WITH THE PANDEMIC HERE, 356 00:10:35,957 --> 00:10:37,573 AMERICA IS TREATING THANKSGIVING 357 00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:39,189 A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY, AND 358 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:41,870 WE’LL FIND OUT HOW DIFFERENT IN 359 00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:44,193 OUR SPECIAL SEGMENT THANKSGIVING 360 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,697 IN THE TIME OF CORONA. 361 00:10:45,699 --> 00:10:48,220 ♪ 362 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:48,843 ♪ 363 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:51,044 WITH THANKSGIVING JUST A WEEK 364 00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:53,310 AWAY, THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR 365 00:10:53,345 --> 00:10:55,497 WHEN AMERICANS WOULD NORMALLY BE 366 00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:57,257 FIGHTING OVER WHETHER TO GET THE 367 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:59,854 CANNED CRANBERRY SAUCE OR THE 368 00:10:59,855 --> 00:11:01,864 GOOD CANNED CRANBERRY SAUCE. 369 00:11:01,898 --> 00:11:03,604 BUT IN CORONA, THE BIG QUESTION 370 00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:04,937 IS WHETHER TO HAVE THANKSGIVING 371 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:05,439 AT ALL. 372 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:05,600 ♪ 373 00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:06,622 ♪ 374 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:06,991 ♪ 375 00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:10,059 THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME 376 00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,768 FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AND THAT 377 00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:12,646 INDULGENT THANKSGIVING FEAST 378 00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,101 WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY, BUT 379 00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:15,828 COAST TO COAST, CASES OF THE 380 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,907 CORONAVIRUS ARE ON THE RISE, AND 381 00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:19,472 TRAVEL PLANS ARE CHANGING. 382 00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:21,973 IN A RECENT SURVEY, 47% OF 383 00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:23,284 AMERICANS SAY THEY’RE GOING TO 384 00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:23,943 CANCEL. 385 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,458 THERE IS GROWING CONCERN THE 386 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:28,293 UPCOMING THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY 387 00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:30,957 COULD TURN INTO A SUPERSPREADER 388 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,529 EVENT. 389 00:11:31,564 --> 00:11:33,672 NEW YORK’S MAYOR BILL 390 00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,621 DE BLASIO ANNOUNCING THE MACY’S 391 00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,320 THANKSGIVING PARADE ARE WILL GO 392 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,130 VIRTUAL THIS YEAR. 393 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,132 EXPERTS ARE CALLING THE 394 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,468 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF COLLEGE 395 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:43,665 STUDENTS TRAVELING ACROSS THE 396 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,055 COUNTRY FOR THE HOLIDAYS LITTLE 397 00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:46,366 TICKING TIME BOMBS. 398 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,444 Trevor: OH, YEAH! 399 00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:50,444 PERFECT HOLIDAY WEEK FOR CORONA. 400 00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:53,157 YOUNG PEOPLE COME HOME FROM 401 00:11:53,191 --> 00:11:55,602 COLLEGES, PARTY INDOORS AT HOME 402 00:11:55,604 --> 00:11:59,417 DOWN AND LINE UP WITH THEIR 403 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,873 OLDEST RELATIVES? 404 00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:03,261 CORONA WOULD BE ONE MORE SHITTY 405 00:12:03,263 --> 00:12:05,164 THING KIDS BRING HOME FROM 406 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:06,534 COLLEGE BECAUSE COLLEGE KIDS 407 00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,664 ONLY BRINGS HOMES WHAT NO ONE 408 00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:12,902 WANTS -- PILES OF DIRTY LAUNDRY, 409 00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:15,283 SHIGHT TASTY BEER, A BOYFRIEND 410 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:17,606 WHO TALKS TOO MUCH. 411 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,096 SHUT UP AND PASS THE POTATOES! 412 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,555 I THINK THEY SHALL CANCEL THE 413 00:12:21,557 --> 00:12:22,138 PARADE. 414 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:25,181 WHY DO I WANT TO WATCH THE 415 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,228 VIRTUAL SPONGEBOB WHEN I CAN 416 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,706 WATCH THE ACTUAL SPONGEBOB? 417 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,803 WHY AM I TOCKING TO YOU WHEN I 418 00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:34,233 COULD BE WATCHING SPONGEBOB? 419 00:12:34,268 --> 00:12:37,168 HA HA, YOU NEVER WIN, SQUID. 420 00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:39,340 BUT WITH THE PANDEMIC, MANY 421 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,696 PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO CANCEL 422 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:41,274 THANKSGIVING ALTOGETHER. 423 00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:43,595 YOU DON’T NEED TO AS LONG AS YOU 424 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,325 TAKE SIMPLE PRECAUTIONS. 425 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,071 IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO 426 00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,710 HAVE DINNER INDOORS, BE SURE TO 427 00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:51,075 OPEN THE WINDOWS. 428 00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,468 REALLY LET THAT OUTDOOR AIR 429 00:12:52,503 --> 00:12:53,113 CIRCULATE IN. 430 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,110 IT WILL GET NICE AND COLD BUT 431 00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:57,420 YOU WILL GET A LOT OF AIR 432 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:59,425 EXCHANGE AND IT WILL REALLY 433 00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:00,300 CREATE THE OUTDOOR ENVIRONMENT 434 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:00,779 INDOORS. 435 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,611 EAT AT SEPARATE TABLES IF 436 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:04,081 DINING INSIDE. 437 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:07,487 THE SAFEST THANKSGIVING WILL 438 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,341 BE SPENT VIRTUALLY APART BUT 439 00:13:09,342 --> 00:13:09,612 TOGETHER. 440 00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:12,066 VACUUM IS TRYING TO HELP OUT. 441 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,346 THEY WILL LIFT THE 40 MINUTE 442 00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:16,088 TIME LIMIT SO YOUR THANKSGIVING 443 00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,625 VIDEO CALLS CAN GO ON FOR AS 444 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,230 LONG AS YOU LIKE. 445 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,285 Trevor: WHOA, ZOOM IS 446 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,528 ALLOWING UNLIMITED CALLS? 447 00:13:22,529 --> 00:13:25,986 DO THEY NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH 448 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,521 THEY ARE SCREWING US OVER? 449 00:13:27,555 --> 00:13:28,033 PEOPLE! 450 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,622 THAT 40 MINUTE TIME LIMIT WAS A 451 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:31,843 GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD! 452 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:32,286 YEAH! 453 00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:34,339 YOU CAN THANK ZOOM THIS YEAR 454 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,536 WHEN YOU’RE ON A THREE-HOUR CALL 455 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,021 WITH YOUR COUSIN EXPLAINING HIS 456 00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:39,662 FOOT SURGERY. 457 00:13:39,663 --> 00:13:41,987 YOU SEE, TREVOR, IT’S CALLED A 458 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,613 METATARSAL, AND IN THE FOOT 459 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,779 THERE ARE MANY BONES, THE 460 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,947 SMALLER THEY CAN BREAK AND 461 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:52,095 FRACTURE AND CONNECT TO THE 462 00:13:52,129 --> 00:13:53,576 MENISCUS THROUGH THE ACHILLES 463 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,694 TENDON WHICH CAN BE PULLED 464 00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:56,946 SLIGHTLY BUT THE DOCTOR SAID 465 00:13:56,947 --> 00:13:57,388 WHAT? 466 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:58,451 WE CAN FIX IT! 467 00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,115 BUT A LOT OF THESE SUGGESTIONS 468 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,229 ARE SMART, LIKE OPENING THE 469 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:05,017 WINDOWS IS A GREAT IDEA, IT 470 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,315 IMPROVES VENTILATION AND SOCIAL 471 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,106 DISTANCING BECAUSE, YOU SEE, 472 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:10,559 ONCE THE ROOM IS FREEZING AND 473 00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:12,535 THE FOOD IS COLD, EVERYONE WILL 474 00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:14,203 GET BACK IN THEIR CARS AND GO 475 00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:14,599 HOME. 476 00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,843 I HAVE AN IDEA, INSTEAD OF 477 00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:19,166 PLAYING YOUR ANNUAL TOUCH 478 00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:21,475 FOOTBALL GAME, KEACH SOCIAL 479 00:14:21,476 --> 00:14:23,424 DISTANCE BY PLAYING PAINT BALL. 480 00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:24,841 DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE YOU’RE 481 00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:25,822 LAYING PAINT BALL. 482 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,348 IF YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WITH A 483 00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:29,909 GUN, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN. 484 00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:32,486 A SMALLER GUEST LIST MEANS A 485 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,290 SMALLER TURKEY, AND WEIRD AS IT 486 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,659 SEEMS, EVEN THAT IS CREATING A 487 00:14:35,694 --> 00:14:36,433 PROBLEM THIS YEAR. 488 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,288 HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE URGING 489 00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:41,324 PEOPLE TO PASS ON THAT BIG 490 00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:42,232 TRADITIONAL LARGE FAMILY 491 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:42,823 GATHERING. 492 00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:45,393 AND THAT HAS LED TO A WEIRD 493 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,517 DILEMMA. 494 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:49,680 THERE’S A RUN ON SMALL TURKEYS. 495 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:53,032 TURKEYS 10 TO 14 POUNDS ARE 496 00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:54,578 IN HIGH DEMAND WITH CONSUMERS 497 00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:56,321 ORDERING PICKED OVER FREEZER 498 00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,025 CASES WITH ONLY 20-POUND BIRDS 499 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:58,809 LEFT BEHIND. 500 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,974 THAT HAS CREATED A SHORTAGE OF 501 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:01,834 SMALLER BIRDS. 502 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,938 SINCE THE GROWTH TIME OF A 503 00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:05,681 TURKEY STARTS IN A SUMMER IT’S 504 00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:06,585 HARD TO CONTROL THEIR SIZE. 505 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,306 THEY’RE GOING TO GROW AT THE 506 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,078 PACE THEY’RE GOING TO GROW AT. 507 00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:12,458 YOU CAN’T SAY WE’RE GOING TO PUT 508 00:15:12,493 --> 00:15:13,755 YOU ON A DIET, THAT JUST DOESN’T 509 00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:14,098 WORK. 510 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:14,944 Trevor: ALL RIGHT, 511 00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:15,507 EVERYBODY! 512 00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:16,804 WE GET IT! 513 00:15:16,839 --> 00:15:18,349 WE DISCOVERED THE MOST AMERICAN 514 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,953 PROBLEM OF ALL TIME. 515 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,842 YOU’RE WORRIED EVEN YOUR FOOD IS 516 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:22,468 TOO OVERWEIGHT? 517 00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:25,348 THAT FARMER IS RIGHT, YOU CANNOT 518 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,280 PUT A TURKEY ON A DIET, BUTT 519 00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:29,701 WHAT YOU CAN DO IS TELL THEM 520 00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:31,172 THEIR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION IS 521 00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:32,290 COMING UP. 522 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,077 THEY WILL BE EATING SALAD WITH 523 00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,453 DRESSING ON THE SIDE FOR A 524 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:35,949 MONTH. 525 00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:38,620 HOW WOULD A TURKEY DIET EVEN 526 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:38,830 WORK? 527 00:15:38,865 --> 00:15:39,595 LISTEN UP! 528 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,976 THIS IS CALLED A JUICE CLEANSE. 529 00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,838 FOR A WEEK, YOU ALL WILL BE 530 00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:45,074 DRINKING LEMON JUICE WITH 531 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,080 CAYENNE PEPPER AND, YOU KNOW 532 00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:46,700 WHAT? 533 00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,415 THIS SEEMS MORE NORMAL ON 534 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,187 INSTAGRAM. 535 00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:53,224 NOW THAT I’M SAYING IT IN REAL 536 00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,067 LIFE, IT’S STRANGE 537 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:55,261 ( GOBBLING ) 538 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:57,453 BUT EVERYBODY HAS TO EAT THE BIG 539 00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:59,059 TURKEYS BECAUSE IF WE DON’T EAT 540 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,029 THEM THIS YEAR, THAT MEANS THEY 541 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,398 WILL ONLY GET BIGGER NEXT YEAR. 542 00:16:03,432 --> 00:16:05,709 THEN BY THE NEXT YEAR WE’LL BE 543 00:16:05,744 --> 00:16:07,906 WRESTLING THE TURKEY ABOUT WHO 544 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,817 IS GOING IN THE OVEN 545 00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:12,074 ( GOBBLING AND SCREAMING ) 546 00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,535 FINALLY, ONE MORE WAY CORONA IS 547 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,229 MAKING THANKSGIVING MORE 548 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,690 DIFFICULT THAN USUAL. 549 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,182 IF THE WHOLE FAMILY ISN’T 550 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,011 GATHERING AT GRANDMA’S HOUSE 551 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,004 THIS YEAR, THAT MEANS THEY CAN’T 552 00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:22,155 JUST MAKE GRANDMA DO ALL THE 553 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:22,646 COOKING. 554 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,728 WITH MORE PEOPLE STAYING AT 555 00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:27,379 HOME FOR THANKSGIVING, MORE 556 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,771 AMERICANS WILL BE COOKING FOR 557 00:16:29,806 --> 00:16:32,654 THE FIRST TIME AND THEY ARE 558 00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:33,071 STRESSED. 559 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,114 CAMPBELL’S SHOWS TWO THIRDS OF 560 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,144 AMERICANS ARE DREADING THE 561 00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:38,498 POSSIBILITIES OF AN EPIC COOKING 562 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:38,842 FAIL. 563 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,572 WITH MORE AMATEUR COOKS 564 00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,092 HITTING THE KITCHEN THIS YEAR 565 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,761 ONE FIREFIGHTER SAYS IT COULD BE 566 00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:45,485 A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. 567 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,790 IT’S EASY TO SEE HOW THEY GET 568 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,346 DISTRACTED, WALK AWAY FROM A 569 00:16:49,348 --> 00:16:52,063 STOVE TOP, FROM AN OVEN, AND THE 570 00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,931 NEXT THING YOU KNOW IS WE HAVE A 571 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:54,311 DISASTER. 572 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:57,168 IF CULINARY ARTS ISN’T YOUR 573 00:16:57,202 --> 00:16:58,704 CALLING, THEN COOKING A 574 00:16:58,705 --> 00:16:59,994 THANKSGIVING TURKEY CAN BE 575 00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:00,777 TRICKY. 576 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:03,080 THAT’S WHY WHOLE FOODS TEAMED UP 577 00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:05,379 WITH PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE TO 578 00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:07,113 PROVIDE THEIR FIRST EVER 579 00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:07,842 THANKSGIVING TURKEY PROTECTION 580 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:08,340 PLAN. 581 00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:11,214 IF YOU HAVE A TURKEY COOKING 582 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:13,277 FAIL, WHOLE FOODS IS OFFERING A 583 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,185 $35 GIFT CARD AS INSURANCE. 584 00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:17,240 ALL CUSTOMERS WILL NEED A 585 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:18,808 RECEIPT, A PICTURE OF THE FAILED 586 00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:20,115 TURKEY AND EXPLANATION OF WHAT 587 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:20,812 WENT WRONG. 588 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:21,936 Trevor: WHOLE FOODS 589 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,916 ACTUALLY WANTS A PICTURE OF A 590 00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:24,662 FAILED TURKEY? 591 00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,788 MY ONLY QUESTION IS, WILL THEY 592 00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,392 ACCEPT ONE OF THE PRESIDENT OF 593 00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:29,872 THE UNITED STATES? 594 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,271 ♪ 595 00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:31,976 ♪ 596 00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,410 BUT FOR REAL, THOUGH, MAN, YOU 597 00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:36,169 COULD NOT HAVE A BETTER 598 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,341 EMBODIMENT OF THE PROBLEMS 599 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,980 FACING AMERICA THAN RIGHT HERE. 600 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,545 ON A DAY WHEN PEOPLE GATHER 601 00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:42,120 DURING A DEADLY PANDEMIC TO 602 00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,163 BINGE EAT, IT’S THE TURKEY THAT 603 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,224 HAS A SOLID INSURANCE PLAN. 604 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,657 THIS IS WHY I PLAY IT SAFE AND 605 00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:51,883 MICROWAVE MY TURKEY. 606 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:53,669 IT’S QUICK, IT’S EASY, AND YOU 607 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,126 CAN USE ALL THAT EXTRA TIME THAT 608 00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:58,037 YOU SAVE TO DEAL WITH THE 609 00:17:58,072 --> 00:17:59,298 SALMONELLA YOU CONTRACT. 610 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,636 LOOKS LIKE, CORONA OR NOT, 611 00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:03,246 AMERICA WILL FIND SOME WAY TO 612 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,088 CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING 613 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,135 THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR. 614 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,431 BUT PLEASE, NO MATTER HOW YOU DO 615 00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,601 IT, JUST TRY AND BE AS SAFE AS 616 00:18:09,635 --> 00:18:11,486 YOU CAN BECAUSE THIS PANDEMIC IS 617 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:12,919 NO JOKE, AND THE MOST IMPORTANT 618 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,083 THING ABOUT THANKSGIVING IS 619 00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:15,837 MAKING SURE THAT YOU ARE AROUND 620 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,111 FOR THE NEXT ONE. 621 00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:18,760 ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, 622 00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:20,880 BILL GATES WILL TELL ME WHY THE 623 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:21,975 INTERNET THINKS THAT HE’S TRYING 624 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:25,275 TO BRAINWASH ALL OF US. YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT. 625 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:29,445 SO EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE TO 626 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:30,496 BILL GATES. 627 00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,718 WE TALKED ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS, 628 00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:34,147 WHEN THE VACCINE WOULD ARRIVE 629 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:35,769 AND HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE 630 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,593 WE’RE BACK IN THE STREETS 631 00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:39,523 KISSING STRANGERS AGAIN. 632 00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:41,521 BILL GATES, WELCOME BACK TO "THE 633 00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,012 DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW. 634 00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:44,840 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 635 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,072 Trevor: YOU LAST JOINED US 636 00:18:47,074 --> 00:18:49,706 ON THE SHOW, I WOULD SAY IT WAS 637 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,734 ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS AGO, AND 638 00:18:51,735 --> 00:18:53,358 SEVEN MONTHS AGO, JUST LIKE 639 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,918 DR. FAUCI, YOU SAID YOU WERE 640 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:57,670 WORRIED BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE THE WORST WAS YET TO COME. 641 00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:00,896 THE WORST WAS YET TO COME. 642 00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:08,424 A LOT OF PEOPLE ACCUSED YOU OF 643 00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:13,845 PED LICKOFPED LICK FARE AND TERR 644 00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:17,029 WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE WE’RE 645 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,531 WORSE AT HANDLING THIS? 646 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,994 A COUPLE OF THINGS ARE 647 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:23,906 WORKING AGAINST US. 648 00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:27,164 FIRST IS WITH THE WINTERER, 649 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,245 WE’RE COLDER, THE VIRUS 650 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,363 MULTIPLIES AND WE’RE INDOOR 651 00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:30,646 MORE. 652 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,122 THAT’S NOT GOOD. 653 00:19:32,156 --> 00:19:33,425 THERE’S A CERTAIN FATIGUE, 654 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,102 CERTAIN THINGS PEOPLE HAVE HAD 655 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:38,096 TO DO IN STAYING AWAY FROM 656 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,539 FRIENDS, THAT’S TOUGHER. 657 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,450 THIS ROUND, EUROPE IS GETTING 658 00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:42,906 BETTER COMPLIANCE WITH THE 659 00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:44,380 RESTRICTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND 660 00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:45,414 THEY’RE STARTING TO SEE A 661 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:45,782 DOWNTURN. 662 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,186 Trevor: WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT 663 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,563 THE COMPLIANCE AND THE DOWNTURN, 664 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,404 SHOULD WE BE LOOKING AT THE 665 00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:52,921 VIRUS CASES OR SHOULD WE BE 666 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,792 LOOKING AT THE DEATHS? 667 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,569 I NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS MORE 668 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,360 IMPORTANT. 669 00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:00,165 THE NEWS IS LIKE 5 MILLION, 670 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,063 7 MILLION, THEN SOME DOCTORS 671 00:20:02,065 --> 00:20:03,902 SAY, YES, BUT FEWER PEOPLE ARE 672 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:04,933 DYING BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO 673 00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:05,517 TREAT IT. 674 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,863 HOW SHOULD WE BE LOOKING AT THE 675 00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:07,958 VIRUS AND THE FIGHT WE HAVE 676 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,698 AGAINST IT? 677 00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,427 WELL, THE CASES ARE THE 678 00:20:10,429 --> 00:20:11,982 LEADING INDICATOR. 679 00:20:11,983 --> 00:20:15,691 IT IS TRUE THAT CASES ARE 680 00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,797 TRANSLATING INTO LESS DEATHS FOR 681 00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:18,908 TWO REASONS. 682 00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:21,384 ONE IS THAT THE CASES ARE MORE 683 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,155 IN THE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS 684 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,164 LIKELY TO BE VERY SICK, AND THE 685 00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:27,629 OTHER IS THAT THE QUALITY OF 686 00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:29,362 TREATMENT INCLUDING SOME NEW 687 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,609 DRUGS LIKE DEXAMETHASONE HAVE 688 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:31,787 BEEN PROVEN OUT. 689 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:34,241 SO WHEN YOU DO GET HOSPITALIZED, 690 00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,295 YOU HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF 691 00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:36,669 SURVIVAL. 692 00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:38,685 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE’RE PREDICTED 693 00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:40,965 TO GO BACK UP TO OVER 2,000 694 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,051 DEATHS A WAY IN THE MONTHS 695 00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:42,498 AHEAD. 696 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,794 SO FOR THE NEXT SIX TO EIGHT 697 00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:48,231 MONTHS, THE NEWS IS MOSTLY BAD. 698 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,278 AFTER THAT, THE VOLUME OF THE 699 00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:51,939 VACCINE WILL HAVE KICKED IN AND 700 00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:53,612 THEN WE’LL HAVE -- YOU KNOW, 701 00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:54,741 THERE’S LIGHT AT THE END OF THE 702 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,080 TUNNEL. 703 00:20:55,114 --> 00:20:56,254 Trevor: WOW. 704 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,358 I MEAN, THE QUESTION IS, THEN, I 705 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,427 THINK, FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, IS 706 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,529 HOW LONG IS THAT TUNNEL, HOW BAD 707 00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:04,575 DOES THAT TUNNEL GET AND HOW DO 708 00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:05,880 WE STOP IT FROM BEING THE WORST 709 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:06,655 POSSIBLE TUNNEL. 710 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,221 ONE TO HAVE THE BIGGEST THINGS 711 00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:10,550 PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE 712 00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:12,180 TRANDIGS BETWEEN JOE BIDEN AND 713 00:21:12,181 --> 00:21:12,777 DONALD TRUMP. 714 00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,605 YOU’VE WORKED WITH GOVERNMENTS 715 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,669 ALL OVER THE WORLD WORKING ON 716 00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:17,635 THEIR VACCINE DISTRIBUTION, 717 00:21:17,636 --> 00:21:19,099 HEALTHCARE AROUND THE PLANET, 718 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,781 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR 719 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,032 ONE ADMINISTRATION TO TALK TO 720 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,777 THE NEXT WHEN IT COMES TO 721 00:21:23,811 --> 00:21:25,135 HANDING OFF ON THEIR PLANS. 722 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,848 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS WILL 723 00:21:27,849 --> 00:21:29,238 ACTUALLY AFFECT AMERICA’S 724 00:21:29,272 --> 00:21:30,589 RESPONSE IF THERE ISN’T A 725 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,157 TRANSITION? 726 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:33,311 WELL, IT’S YOU BE FORTUNATE 727 00:21:33,312 --> 00:21:34,779 THAT, YOU KNOW, THE CURRENT 728 00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:36,792 ADMINISTRATION GOT TIED INTO A 729 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,225 POSITIVE NARRATIVE THAT, YOU 730 00:21:38,226 --> 00:21:40,294 KNOW, WE’RE TURNING THE CORNER 731 00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:41,716 IN THAT YOU NOW HAVE THIS 732 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:42,803 TRANSITION. 733 00:21:42,805 --> 00:21:47,007 IT WILL MAKE THE MESSAGE A LILT 734 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:47,929 LESS CLEAR. 735 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,341 THIS IS WHEN YOU WOULD LOVE TO 736 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,672 SEE THE BEST C.D.C. PEOPLE ON TV 737 00:21:53,707 --> 00:21:55,197 REMINDING US ABOUT SOCIAL 738 00:21:55,198 --> 00:21:57,345 DISTANCING AND MASKS, YOU KNOW, 739 00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:59,337 AND PARTICULARLY WHEN THERE IS 740 00:21:59,338 --> 00:22:02,322 THAT FATIGUE OUT THERE. SO LEADERS AT ALL LEVELS, THIS 741 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:04,734 SO LEADERS AT ALL LEVELS, THIS 742 00:22:04,735 --> 00:22:10,360 IS A CHANCE TO STEP UP, EVEN 743 00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:11,664 THOUGH POLITICIANS ARE 744 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,190 ENCOURAGING FRIENDST THAT, YOU 745 00:22:14,192 --> 00:22:15,881 KNOW, WE DON’T WANT THIS 746 00:22:15,915 --> 00:22:17,352 ADDITIONAL 700,000 DEATHS, YOU 747 00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,594 KNOW, IT WOULD BE TRAGIC TO BE 748 00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:22,547 THE LAST PERSON WHO DIES, YOU 749 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,117 KNOW, WHEN THE VACCINE IS 750 00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:26,200 ABSOLUTELY ON THE WAY, AND, YOU 751 00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:30,077 KNOW, SO I THINK THE GOOD NEWS 752 00:22:30,111 --> 00:22:31,270 SHOULD DRIVE COMPLIANCE, NOT 753 00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:31,975 LAXITY. 754 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,605 Trevor: AS SOMEBODY WHO’S 755 00:22:34,606 --> 00:22:36,307 DONE WORK GLOBALLY AROUND 756 00:22:36,308 --> 00:22:41,294 HEALTHCARE FOR SO LONG, 757 00:22:41,295 --> 00:22:44,006 ESPECIALLY AROUND INFECTIOUS 758 00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:46,851 DISEASES, WHAT IF YOU FOUND 759 00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:48,748 CONVINCES COMMUNITY MEMBERS TO 760 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:50,711 BUY INTO METHODS THAT KEEP THEM 761 00:22:50,712 --> 00:22:51,567 SAFE? 762 00:22:51,568 --> 00:22:54,396 WE HAD VACCINE RESISTANCE 763 00:22:54,397 --> 00:22:55,861 WITH POLIO AND THEY’RE GETTING 764 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,762 RELIGIOUS LEADERS TO SPEAK OUT 765 00:22:57,763 --> 00:23:00,547 TO HAVE THEM VISIBLY VACCINATING 766 00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:02,490 THEIR OWN CHILDREN. 767 00:23:02,492 --> 00:23:05,067 FOR A WHILE IT LOOKED LIKE WE 768 00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:08,216 HAD NEVER STOPPED POLIO IN 769 00:23:08,217 --> 00:23:10,928 AFRICA BUT IT’S NOW CERTIFIED 770 00:23:10,963 --> 00:23:12,684 THREE YEARS WITHOUT POLIO. 771 00:23:12,718 --> 00:23:14,497 ACTIVATING THE TRUST HIERARCHY 772 00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:16,140 AND GETTING RID OF THE 773 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:17,297 CONSPIRACY POLITICAL ELEMENT AND 774 00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:18,745 REMINDING PEOPLE IN THIS CASE 775 00:23:18,779 --> 00:23:20,650 IT’S ABOUT SAVING LIVES, AND IN 776 00:23:20,684 --> 00:23:22,477 THAT CASE IT’S ABOUT KIDS NOT 777 00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:23,932 BEING PARALYZED, WHEN YOU GET 778 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,738 PEOPLE BACK TO THAT VERY HUMAN 779 00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:27,889 IMPACT IF WE DON’T BEHAVE WELL, 780 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:29,691 I THINK, YOU KNOW, THEN IT WILL 781 00:23:29,726 --> 00:23:30,637 OFTEN COME THROUGH. 782 00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:33,209 Trevor: IT’S INTERESTING 783 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,310 THAT YOU BRING UP CONSPIRACIES 784 00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:36,481 BECAUSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES 785 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,203 ABOUT YOU ONLINE ARE INSANE ON 786 00:23:38,237 --> 00:23:39,915 SOCIAL MEDIA, AND SOCIAL MEDIA 787 00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,476 HAS PROPAGATED THEM IN A WAY 788 00:23:41,477 --> 00:23:43,228 THAT BILL GATES IS TRYING TO 789 00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,353 CREATE VACCINES SO HE CAN 790 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:48,083 CONTROL YOUR MINDS AND HE WANTS 791 00:23:48,117 --> 00:23:51,094 TO VACCINATE EVERYBODY SO HE CAN 792 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:52,866 IMPLANT -- I THINK THEY SAID 793 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,458 YOU’RE GOING TO CHANGE OUR DNA 794 00:23:54,492 --> 00:23:55,823 SO WE TURN INTO SOMETHING AND 795 00:23:55,857 --> 00:23:57,311 WORK FOR YOU SOMEWHERE -- I 796 00:23:57,313 --> 00:23:59,042 DON’T KNOW THE FULL STORY, I’M 797 00:23:59,043 --> 00:24:00,409 STILL LEARNING IT. 798 00:24:00,410 --> 00:24:02,082 WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS, FIRST 799 00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:03,777 OF ALL, HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO 800 00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:05,307 TRACK WHERE IT COMES FROM, AND 801 00:24:05,341 --> 00:24:06,957 SECONDLY, I KNOW YOU THINK ABOUT 802 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:10,131 THESE THINGS, YOU’RE ONE OF THE 803 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:12,425 BIGGEST THINKERS I KNOW, HAVE 804 00:24:12,426 --> 00:24:13,938 YOU EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THE 805 00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:14,496 MOTIVATION? 806 00:24:14,497 --> 00:24:17,161 BECAUSE I’VE ALWAYS TRIED TO 807 00:24:17,162 --> 00:24:20,112 FIGURE OUT WHO BENEFITS FROM A 808 00:24:20,114 --> 00:24:21,251 CONSPIRACY THEORY, AND FEW 809 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,957 THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE 810 00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:26,606 WON’T GET A VACCINE BECAUSE THEY 811 00:24:26,641 --> 00:24:28,006 BELIEVE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 812 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,726 USUALLY WHEN YOU WORK ON 813 00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:32,062 INFECTIOUS DISEASES LIKE 814 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,623 DR. FAUCI, YOU’RE KIND OF 815 00:24:33,624 --> 00:24:34,336 OBSCURE. 816 00:24:34,338 --> 00:24:36,529 NOBODY TALKS MUCH ABOUT T.B. OR 817 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:37,150 MALARIA. 818 00:24:37,152 --> 00:24:39,666 SO HERE WE HAVE THIS COMPLETE 819 00:24:39,701 --> 00:24:41,048 TURNAROUND WHERE, VACCINES, ARE 820 00:24:41,082 --> 00:24:42,872 THEY GOOD FOR PEOPLE ARE NOW 821 00:24:42,874 --> 00:24:45,141 FRONT AND CENTER, AND THERE’S 822 00:24:45,175 --> 00:24:47,052 ALWAYS BEEN A SMALL GROUP OF 823 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,005 ANTI-VACCINATION PEOPLE, AND WE 824 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,831 SEE THIS WITH MEASLES VACCINE. 825 00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:53,230 THEY’VE NOW GONE ON A PLATFORM 826 00:24:53,231 --> 00:24:55,207 AND JOINED FORCES WITH SOME 827 00:24:55,242 --> 00:24:57,218 POLITICAL CONSPIRACY VIEWS, AND 828 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:59,006 IT’S SO EASY TO CLICK ON, 829 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:01,494 PARTICULARLY WHEN A SIMPLE 830 00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:02,986 EXPLANATION FOR THIS PANDEMIC, 831 00:25:03,021 --> 00:25:05,563 OH, THERE IS SOMEBODY EVIL 832 00:25:05,597 --> 00:25:08,084 BEHIND IT, YOU KNOW, IS SOMEHOW 833 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,528 EASIER THAN, YOU KNOW, THE TRUE 834 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:11,850 BIOLOGY, WHICH IS ACTUALLY KIND 835 00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:12,525 OF COMPLICATED. 836 00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:15,557 SO, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO MAKE 837 00:25:15,591 --> 00:25:16,992 THE TRUTH MORE INTERESTING, AND, 838 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,296 YOU KNOW, WE’VE GOT TO LABEL 839 00:25:19,297 --> 00:25:22,065 THINGS WITH THE TRUTH, AND, 840 00:25:22,099 --> 00:25:23,873 SADLY, THE NAIVETY ABOUT HOW TO 841 00:25:23,874 --> 00:25:25,864 MAKE SOCIAL MEDIA WORK WELL IS 842 00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:27,834 PRETTY STRONG, AND THAT’S 843 00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:29,104 COINCIDED WITH THE ELECTION AND 844 00:25:29,139 --> 00:25:30,485 THE EPIDEMIC. 845 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:33,676 I WISH I HAD THE ANSWER, BUT, 846 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:36,311 YOU KNOW, IT’S OUT THERE IN BIG, 847 00:25:36,345 --> 00:25:37,861 BIG NUMBERS AND HASN’T -- IT 848 00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:38,588 JUST KEEPS GROWING. 849 00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:40,890 Trevor: SO WHEN WE LOOK AT 850 00:25:40,892 --> 00:25:42,187 THE VACCINE NOW, I MEAN, THAT’S 851 00:25:42,222 --> 00:25:43,061 NOW THE STORY. 852 00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:44,606 NOW THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR THE 853 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,792 VACCINE BECAUSE THE VACCINE 854 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:46,953 BECOMES THE KEY THAT UNLOCKS THE 855 00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:47,271 DOOR. 856 00:25:47,305 --> 00:25:48,708 AS YOU SAID, THE LIGHT AT THE 857 00:25:48,742 --> 00:25:49,781 END OF THE TUNNEL. 858 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:52,517 THE QUESTION THEN IS HOW DO 859 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,341 PEOPLE GET THE VACCINE, HOW 860 00:25:54,342 --> 00:25:55,956 EFFECTIVE WILL THE DISTRIBUTION 861 00:25:55,991 --> 00:25:57,283 METHOD BE AND HOW DIFFICULT IS 862 00:25:57,284 --> 00:25:57,485 THAT? 863 00:25:57,486 --> 00:25:59,178 WELL, THE VACCINE IS GOING TO 864 00:25:59,213 --> 00:26:01,419 BE IN SHORT SUPPLY. 865 00:26:01,453 --> 00:26:03,759 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THERE’S 866 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,732 FOUR OTHER VACCINES THAT ARE 867 00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:08,319 LIKELY TO GET APPROVED FAIRLY 868 00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:10,331 QUICKLY AS WELL. 869 00:26:10,365 --> 00:26:14,129 THE FACT THAT PFIZER WORKED SO 870 00:26:14,163 --> 00:26:16,296 WELL MAKES US OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 871 00:26:16,331 --> 00:26:18,446 THE OTHER COMPANIES, WHICH THOSE 872 00:26:18,447 --> 00:26:20,360 ARE CHEAPER AND MUCH EASIER TO 873 00:26:20,362 --> 00:26:21,901 SCALE AND DON’T RECALL THAT COLD 874 00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:23,757 CHAIN, SO WE’LL HAVE A LOT OF 875 00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:25,890 VACCINES, AND WE NEED TO 876 00:26:25,924 --> 00:26:27,769 PRIORITIZE PEOPLE AT RISK -- 877 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,493 ELDERLY PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO WORK 878 00:26:30,495 --> 00:26:32,495 IN NURSING HOMES -- AND EACH 879 00:26:32,496 --> 00:26:34,020 COUNTRY WILL HAVE TO DECIDE, 880 00:26:34,022 --> 00:26:35,731 OKAY, WHO GOES FIRST. 881 00:26:35,732 --> 00:26:37,322 THAT’S STILL A LITTLE BIT 882 00:26:37,356 --> 00:26:39,142 CONFUSED IN THE U.S., BUT 883 00:26:39,176 --> 00:26:40,739 HOPEFULLY WE’LL GET THAT 884 00:26:40,774 --> 00:26:43,574 STRAIGHTENED OUT VERY, VERY SOON 885 00:26:43,608 --> 00:26:45,836 BECAUSE THE VACCINE IS LIKELY TO 886 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,506 BE SHIPPED A LOT IN THE MONTH OF 887 00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:48,008 DECEMBER. 888 00:26:48,009 --> 00:26:49,962 Trevor: AS YOU SAID, THE 889 00:26:49,963 --> 00:26:51,091 ANTI-VACCINE COMMUNITY HAS ONLY 890 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,303 GROWN OVER TIME. 891 00:26:52,304 --> 00:26:55,213 I THINK THE U.S. IS NOW THE 892 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,302 BIGGEST HUB OF ANTI-VAXXERS IN 893 00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:59,185 THE WORLD. 894 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:03,392 IT STARTED AS A FRINGE THING 895 00:27:03,426 --> 00:27:05,450 WITH MEASLES AND WITH 896 00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:07,942 CORONAVIRUS AND POLITICS IT’S 897 00:27:07,943 --> 00:27:08,738 BEEN AMPLIFIED. 898 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,414 SOME PEOPLE ON THE LIBERAL SIDE 899 00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:12,359 WILL SAY I DON’T TRUST THE 900 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,339 VACCINE, IT WAS MADE UNDER 901 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:13,947 TRUMP. 902 00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:16,221 OTHERS WILL SAY I DON’T TRUST 903 00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:18,566 THAT VACCINE, THAT CAME FROM JOE 904 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,512 BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS, THEY’RE 905 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,543 TRYING TO BRAINWASH US. 906 00:27:21,545 --> 00:27:26,122 A LOT OF PEOPLE WON’T WANT TO 907 00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:28,695 TAKE THE VACCINE WHICH MAY GO 908 00:27:28,696 --> 00:27:29,573 TOWARDS EVERYTHING WE’VE WORKED 909 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:29,850 ON. 910 00:27:29,885 --> 00:27:32,385 HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT MAKING SURE 911 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:33,647 THE VACCINE IS SAFE AMIDST THIS 912 00:27:33,648 --> 00:27:34,492 POLITICAL CRISIS? 913 00:27:34,493 --> 00:27:36,043 IT’S CLEAR THE F.D.A. WENT 914 00:27:36,044 --> 00:27:37,293 THROUGH THE PROFESSIONAL STAFF 915 00:27:37,327 --> 00:27:39,606 THERE ALL THE THINGS THEY’RE 916 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,134 SUPPOSED, TO LIKEWISE PFIZER. 917 00:27:41,169 --> 00:27:42,982 THERE’S EVEN AN EXTERNAL 918 00:27:43,016 --> 00:27:45,398 COMMITTEE THAT WILL WEIGH IN TO 919 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:46,632 MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE THE 920 00:27:46,634 --> 00:27:49,394 POLITICAL DESIRE TO GET THIS 921 00:27:49,428 --> 00:27:52,082 QUICKLY DID NOT INFECT THE 922 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:53,635 EFFICACY AND SAFETY REVIEW, AND 923 00:27:53,636 --> 00:27:56,221 I FEEL VERY CONFIDENT BECAUSE 924 00:27:56,222 --> 00:27:57,860 THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE REALLY 925 00:27:57,861 --> 00:27:59,994 DOING THEIR JOB WELL. 926 00:28:00,028 --> 00:28:01,815 WE DON’T NEED EVERYONE TO TAKE 927 00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:02,497 THE VACCINE. 928 00:28:02,499 --> 00:28:04,426 SOCIETY WILL HAVE TO DECIDE IF 929 00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:07,217 THERE ARE SOME JOBS LIKE GOING 930 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,862 TO A NURSING HOME, YOU KNOW, AND 931 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:10,807 TAKING CARE OF SOMEBODY’S 932 00:28:10,842 --> 00:28:12,071 GRANDPARENTS, WHETHER THAT 933 00:28:12,072 --> 00:28:13,901 PERSON, YOU KNOW, HOW STRONGLY 934 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,301 YOU ENCOURAGE THEM TO HAVE A 935 00:28:16,302 --> 00:28:17,412 VACCINE SO THEY’RE NOT SPREADING 936 00:28:17,414 --> 00:28:18,643 THE DISEASE. 937 00:28:18,677 --> 00:28:22,843 BUT WITH THIS LEVEL OF EFFICACY, 938 00:28:22,844 --> 00:28:26,462 IF WE CAN GET TO 75% DOSED, THEN 939 00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:28,531 YOU WILL BLOCK THE SPREAD OF THE 940 00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:29,110 DISEASE. 941 00:28:29,112 --> 00:28:31,793 WITH MEASLES, YOU WOULD HAVE TO 942 00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:34,454 GET TO, LIKE, 95% BECAUSE IT’S 943 00:28:34,488 --> 00:28:35,518 EVEN MORE INFECTIOUS. 944 00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:37,535 BUT THE GOOD NEWS HERE IS THAT 945 00:28:37,536 --> 00:28:39,036 WE JUST NEED THAT MAJORITY. 946 00:28:39,071 --> 00:28:41,074 I THINK AS PEOPLE SEE PEOPLE 947 00:28:41,109 --> 00:28:42,973 TAKING THE VACCINE AND THEY SEE 948 00:28:42,974 --> 00:28:45,536 THAT THE SIDE EFFECTS IF ANY ARE 949 00:28:45,571 --> 00:28:47,305 VERY, VERY RARE, THAT CONFIDENCE 950 00:28:47,306 --> 00:28:48,760 WILL BUILD, AND THAT WILL BE 951 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,055 GOOD FOR SOCIETY BECAUSE, WHEN 952 00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:51,942 YOU TAKE THE VACCINE, YOU’RE 953 00:28:51,944 --> 00:28:53,017 HELPING TO PROTECT OTHER PEOPLE. 954 00:28:53,051 --> 00:28:54,427 Trevor: DON’T GO AWAY. 955 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,437 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL HAVE 956 00:28:57,472 --> 00:28:59,010 MORE OF MY INTERVIEW WITH BIGOT. BILL GATES 957 00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:01,190 SHOW. 958 00:29:01,191 --> 00:29:04,029 HERE IS PART TWO OF MY 959 00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:05,104 INTERVIEWF WITH BILL GATES. 960 00:29:05,105 --> 00:29:06,220 LET’S TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE 961 00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:08,191 BECAUSE THAT’S ANOTHER ONE OF 962 00:29:08,192 --> 00:29:09,614 BILL GATES’ PASSIONS, ANOTHER 963 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:10,865 THING BILL GATES HAS BEEN DOING 964 00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:12,233 FOR A LONG TIME. 965 00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:13,890 YOU HAVE STRANGE HOBBIES. 966 00:29:13,891 --> 00:29:16,063 I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 967 00:29:16,064 --> 00:29:17,477 YOU DO MALARIA AND CLIMATE 968 00:29:17,512 --> 00:29:17,922 CHANGE. 969 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,372 LET’S TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 970 00:29:19,373 --> 00:29:20,011 THAT. 971 00:29:20,045 --> 00:29:22,022 HOW MUCH HAVE WE GONE BACKWARDS 972 00:29:22,023 --> 00:29:23,476 IN THIS PERIOD IN TERMS OF 973 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,622 FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE ANDT 974 00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:26,776 WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE SOME TO 975 00:29:26,777 --> 00:29:28,442 HAVE THE CONCRETE STEPS WE CAN 976 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,402 TAKE THAT MOVES US TO A PLACE 977 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,070 WHERE WE’RE NOT JUST DESTROYING 978 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,391 OUR HOME OR PLACE ON THE PLANET 979 00:29:35,393 --> 00:29:37,306 BUT ALSO ARE ACKNOWLEDGING 980 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:39,786 PEOPLE HAVE JOBS TO THE CURRENT 981 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,993 WAY WE MAKE ENERGY. 982 00:29:42,027 --> 00:29:43,852 THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE’S 983 00:29:43,887 --> 00:29:47,511 AWARENESS AS A PROBLEM IN THE 984 00:29:47,512 --> 00:29:49,251 U.S. IS GOING UP. 985 00:29:49,252 --> 00:29:50,649 OUR PRESIDENT-ELECT CARES A 986 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:51,625 GREAT GREAT DEAL ABOUT THIS 987 00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:52,136 ISSUE. 988 00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:55,140 HE MAY NOT GET THE FULL AMOUNT 989 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:57,400 OF MONEY HE TALKED ABOUT BEING 990 00:29:57,401 --> 00:30:00,233 IDEAL, BUT IF WE PRIORITIZE THAT 991 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:02,389 MONEY ON INNOVATION, NEW WAYS OF 992 00:30:02,391 --> 00:30:04,421 MAKING CEMENT AND STEEL, THEN I 993 00:30:04,455 --> 00:30:05,638 VIEW IT AS A VERY SOLVABLE 994 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:06,149 PROBLEM. 995 00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:08,230 SO IT’S A LOT LIKE THE PANDEMIC 996 00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:10,041 WHERE INNOVATION IS WHAT WILL GET US OUT OF THIS. 997 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,323 GET US OUT OF THIS. 998 00:30:12,325 --> 00:30:19,170 WE HAVE TO INCENT, THE PRIVATE 999 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,034 SECTOR, PARTICULARLY VERY 1000 00:30:21,035 --> 00:30:23,349 INVENTIVE PEOPLE, TO GIVE US 1001 00:30:23,384 --> 00:30:24,793 THESE SOLUTIONS, AND THE 1002 00:30:24,828 --> 00:30:26,864 GOVERNMENT OWES IT TO US TO GET 1003 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:28,946 THE BEST SCIENTISTS, THE BEST 1004 00:30:28,947 --> 00:30:31,769 EXPERTS AND INVEST EARLY ON SO 1005 00:30:31,803 --> 00:30:33,291 THAT WE’RE NOT GETTING INTO THE 1006 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,210 PROBLEM BECAUSE, ONCE CLIMATE 1007 00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:35,573 CHANGE COMES, YOU CAN’T GET OUT 1008 00:30:35,574 --> 00:30:36,639 OF IT. 1009 00:30:36,673 --> 00:30:38,914 THERE’S NOT LIKE A VACCINE FOR 1010 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:40,087 THAT. 1011 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:45,237 SO I’M REALLY PLEADS IT HASN’T 1012 00:30:45,239 --> 00:30:48,334 LET THE AGENDA OF ALL YOUNG 1013 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:50,400 VOTERS OF BOTH PARTIES AND, SO, 1014 00:30:50,401 --> 00:30:52,041 YOU KNOW, I’M HOPING DURING THE 1015 00:30:52,075 --> 00:30:54,306 NEXT FOUR YEARS TO MAKE SURE THE 1016 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:55,772 PRIORITIZATION OF THE HIGH 1017 00:30:55,773 --> 00:30:57,277 IMPACT SPENDING IS THERE. 1018 00:30:57,311 --> 00:30:59,842 YOU’RE RIGHT, WE HAVE TO TRY AND 1019 00:30:59,877 --> 00:31:02,584 CREATE NEW INDUSTRIES IN ANY 1020 00:31:02,619 --> 00:31:04,240 PLACE WHERE THE SWITCH AWAY FROM 1021 00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:05,732 HYDROCARBONS IS GOING TO HURT 1022 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:06,199 THE ECONOMY. 1023 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:07,944 Trevor: DO YOU THINK THAT 1024 00:31:07,946 --> 00:31:09,487 MAYBE PART OF THE PROBLEM WITH 1025 00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:10,830 GETTING EVERYBODY ON BOARD 1026 00:31:10,831 --> 00:31:13,347 CLIMATE CHANGE IS THEY HEAR DOOM 1027 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,542 AND GLOOM, THEY HEAR THE PLANET 1028 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:17,783 WILL BE DEAD IN 10, 15 YEARS, 1029 00:31:17,784 --> 00:31:20,455 AND THE PLANET IS STILL AROUND 1030 00:31:20,490 --> 00:31:22,549 AND THEY GO, OH, CLEARLY THIS IS 1031 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:23,228 NOT REAL. 1032 00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:25,344 WELL, WHEN I LOOK BACK AND 1033 00:31:25,379 --> 00:31:27,162 SAY WHY DIDN’T MY WARNINGS ABOUT 1034 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,158 THE PANDEMIC LEAD TO MORE 1035 00:31:29,193 --> 00:31:30,890 ACTIVITY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO 1036 00:31:30,892 --> 00:31:34,635 SAY, YOU KNOW, SHOULD I HAVE 1037 00:31:34,669 --> 00:31:36,727 MADE THE GRIMNESS EVEN MORE 1038 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,605 VIVID OR, YOU KNOW, TOLD MORE 1039 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,633 PEOPLE THAT BAD NEWS? 1040 00:31:39,634 --> 00:31:42,098 SO IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO PREPARE 1041 00:31:42,132 --> 00:31:44,102 IN ADVANCE, YOU REALLY DO HAVE 1042 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,412 TO AT LEAST IN SOME WAYS SHOW 1043 00:31:46,413 --> 00:31:47,596 THE POTENTIAL NEGATIVE OUTCOMES. 1044 00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:49,482 Trevor: RIGHT. 1045 00:31:49,483 --> 00:31:52,566 NOW, WE CAN COUPLE THAT WITH, 1046 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,731 HEY, WITH INNOVATION, YOU CAN 1047 00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:56,285 CREATE THE HIGH-PAYING JOBS, AND 1048 00:31:56,287 --> 00:31:58,515 THE U.S. IS RICH ENOUGH THAT WE 1049 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:01,084 CAN MAKE THE TRANSITION EVEN FOR 1050 00:32:01,118 --> 00:32:03,622 THE AREAS THAT ARE NEGATIVELY 1051 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,696 AFFECTED, NOT SUPER SEVERE, IF 1052 00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:07,519 WE’RE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT THAT. 1053 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,526 HAVING THE COMMON BASE OF FACTS, 1054 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,008 LIKE IS CLIMATE CHANGE A 1055 00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:12,913 PROBLEM, IS IT HARD TO SOLVE, 1056 00:32:12,915 --> 00:32:16,271 YOU KNOW, WAS THERE REALLY A 1057 00:32:16,272 --> 00:32:18,793 CHANCE OF A PANDEMIC COMING? 1058 00:32:18,794 --> 00:32:20,991 THERE, YOU WANT TO BUILD A 1059 00:32:20,993 --> 00:32:23,138 CONSENSUS, AND ONCE YOU GET 1060 00:32:23,172 --> 00:32:24,742 THINGS UNDERWAY, I AGREE 1061 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,486 EMPHASIZING, LIKE, THE HEROES IN 1062 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,318 THE FRONT LINE ON THE PANDEMIC, 1063 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:31,047 THE GREAT SCIENTISTS, YOU KNOW, 1064 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:32,684 WHO CREATED THIS WAY OF MAKING 1065 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:35,747 VACCINES, IT’S GOING TO HELP US 1066 00:32:35,748 --> 00:32:39,065 WITH LOTS OF OTHER DISEASES, 1067 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,443 EVEN CANCER, THOSE POSITIVE 1068 00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:43,412 STORIES WILL HELP PUSH US 1069 00:32:43,447 --> 00:32:45,687 THROUGH AND MAINTAIN WHAT, IN 1070 00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:48,497 THE CASE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WILL 1071 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,916 BE A MANY-DECADES OF HARD WORK 1072 00:32:50,951 --> 00:32:53,932 TO CHANGE THE INDUSTRIAL ECONOMY 1073 00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:56,599 SO THAT THERE ARE NO EMISSIONS 1074 00:32:56,633 --> 00:32:58,682 AND HELP COUNTRIES POORER THAN 1075 00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:00,003 US THAT CAN’T AFFORD A PREMIUM 1076 00:33:00,004 --> 00:33:00,320 PRICE. 1077 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:01,993 Trevor: I KNOW I’M GOING TO 1078 00:33:01,994 --> 00:33:04,120 RUN OUT OF TIME WITH YOU, SO I 1079 00:33:04,154 --> 00:33:05,635 WANTED TO CHAT WITH YOU ABOUT 1080 00:33:05,636 --> 00:33:07,335 ANOTHER VENTURE BILL GATES IS 1081 00:33:07,336 --> 00:33:08,825 JUMPING INTO AND THIS ONE IS 1082 00:33:08,826 --> 00:33:13,494 INTERESTING BECAUSE WELCOME TO 1083 00:33:13,495 --> 00:33:17,245 THE BANDWAGON, BILL, YOU’VE 1084 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,566 LAUNCHED A PODCAST! 1085 00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:21,835 YOU HAVE A REALLY INTERESTING 1086 00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:23,169 PODCAST YOU ARE CO-HOSTING WITH 1087 00:33:23,204 --> 00:33:23,799 RASHIDA JONES. 1088 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,337 I LOVE THIS. 1089 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,742 YOU’VE GOT BILL AND RASHIDA AND 1090 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:31,287 YOU’RE ASKING BIG QUESTIONS. 1091 00:33:31,321 --> 00:33:33,742 YOU DO SEEM SO DIFFERENT YET 1092 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:34,895 HAVE MANY SIMILARITIES. 1093 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:36,942 YOU BOTH WENT TO HARVARD, I 1094 00:33:36,944 --> 00:33:37,761 BELIEVE, RIGHT? 1095 00:33:37,763 --> 00:33:40,199 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS SHE 1096 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:40,745 ACTUALLY GRADUATED. 1097 00:33:40,746 --> 00:33:41,550 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1098 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:43,822 Trevor: THE QUESTION I HAVE 1099 00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:46,325 IS DO YOU SOMETIMES FEEL A 1100 00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:48,175 LITTLE INADEQUATE HOSTING WITH 1101 00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:49,671 RASHIDA WHEN YOU ARE A COLLEGE 1102 00:33:49,673 --> 00:33:50,627 DROPOUT? 1103 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,537 I FEEL MORE INADEQUATE 1104 00:33:53,538 --> 00:33:55,243 BECAUSE SHE’S SO ARTICULATE, 1105 00:33:55,278 --> 00:33:58,017 SHE’S AN ARTIST, AND I LIKE TO 1106 00:33:58,051 --> 00:33:59,445 GIVE OUT LOTS OF NUMBERS, WHICH 1107 00:33:59,479 --> 00:34:00,663 ARE BORING AS HE CAN. 1108 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:01,886 Trevor: I THINK THE WORD 1109 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,391 YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS NERD. 1110 00:34:03,426 --> 00:34:04,927 YEAH, I’M THE NERD. 1111 00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:06,219 ALTHOUGH, SHE LIKES TO READ, 1112 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,237 TOO, BUT IT’S A GOOD BALANCE. 1113 00:34:08,272 --> 00:34:10,001 IT WAS A LOT OF FUN DOING IT 1114 00:34:10,002 --> 00:34:10,897 WITH HER. 1115 00:34:10,899 --> 00:34:12,624 SHE’S NOT AS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 1116 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:15,102 THE FUTURE AS I AM. 1117 00:34:15,104 --> 00:34:17,297 I’M TRYING TO BRING HER AROUND. 1118 00:34:17,331 --> 00:34:19,175 YOU KNOW, WHETHER IT’S THE 1119 00:34:19,176 --> 00:34:20,615 PANDEMIC OR CLIMATE CHANGE, 1120 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,134 TALKING TO HER ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 1121 00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:23,161 THERE IS A PATH. 1122 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,907 Trevor: THERE IS A PATH. 1123 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:25,704 IT’S FUN. 1124 00:34:25,706 --> 00:34:27,820 DR. FAUCI IS YOUR FIRST GUEST. 1125 00:34:27,822 --> 00:34:29,255 IT’S A REALLY FUN PODCAST. 1126 00:34:29,257 --> 00:34:31,376 IT’S FUN TO HEAR THE BOTH OF YOU 1127 00:34:31,377 --> 00:34:32,675 AND THE DYNAMIC YOU HAVE. 1128 00:34:32,709 --> 00:34:34,227 I HOPE A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL TUNE 1129 00:34:34,261 --> 00:34:36,131 IN BECAUSE IT’S A DIFFERENT WAY 1130 00:34:36,132 --> 00:34:37,413 TO LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATIONS. 1131 00:34:37,415 --> 00:34:38,953 AS FOR YOU JOINING ME ON THE 1132 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:39,747 SHOW, THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE 1133 00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:40,339 TIME. 1134 00:34:40,341 --> 00:34:42,243 THANK YOU FOR THE WORK YOU’RE 1135 00:34:42,278 --> 00:34:43,864 DOING, GOOD LUCK WE’VE THING 1136 00:34:43,866 --> 00:34:45,076 INCLUDING THE CONSPIRACY 1137 00:34:45,111 --> 00:34:47,176 THEORIES AND HOPEFULLY I’LL SEE 1138 00:34:47,177 --> 00:34:49,367 YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE 1139 00:34:49,368 --> 00:34:50,465 TUNNEL. 1140 00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:53,689 HOPEFULLY IN PERSON SOME DAY. 1141 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:54,339 BYE-BYE. 1142 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:55,844 Trevor: "BILL GATES AND 1143 00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:57,036 RASHIDA JONES ASK BIG QUESTIONS" 1144 00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,715 IS AVAILABLE AT THE LINK BELOW 1145 00:34:58,716 --> 00:35:00,273 AND I’VE WHERE ELSE YOU LISTEN 1146 00:35:00,274 --> 00:35:01,326 TO PODCASTS. 1147 00:35:01,327 --> 00:35:02,837 WE’LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. 1148 00:35:04,609 --> 00:35:06,044 BEFORE WE GO -- 1149 00:35:06,045 --> 00:35:07,976 THANKSGIVING IS COMING UP, BUT 1150 00:35:07,977 --> 00:35:09,623 IN THE CORONA ERA, HOMEBOUND 1151 00:35:09,658 --> 00:35:11,602 SENIORS ARE AT GREATER RISK THAN 1152 00:35:11,603 --> 00:35:12,484 EVER, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO DON’T 1153 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:16,112 KNOW WHERE THEIR NEXT MEAL IS 1154 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:16,563 COMING FROM. 1155 00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:17,873 BUT MEALS ON WHEELS IS OUT THERE 1156 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:18,978 IN THE STREETS, DELIVERING MEALS 1157 00:35:19,012 --> 00:35:20,622 TO ELDERLY AMERICANS EVERY 1158 00:35:20,657 --> 00:35:22,023 DAY, TO KEEP THEM SAFE AND 1159 00:35:22,057 --> 00:35:24,058 NOURISHED IN COMMUNITIES ACROSS 1160 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:24,625 THE COUNTRY. 1161 00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:26,663 IF YOU CAN HELP OUT, AND WANT TO 1162 00:35:26,665 --> 00:35:28,984 SUPPORT THE WORK THEY DO, PLEASE 1163 00:35:29,018 --> 00:35:31,896 DONATE AT THE LINK BELOW. 1164 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,800 UNTIL NEXT TIME -- STAY SAFE OUT 1165 00:35:33,802 --> 00:35:36,648 THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND 1166 00:35:36,649 --> 00:35:39,853 REMEMBER, THE MASK WILL ALSO 1167 00:35:39,854 --> 00:35:41,645 ABSORB ANY HAIR DYE BEFORE IT 1168 00:35:41,646 --> 00:35:43,957 DRIPS INTO YOUR MOUTH. 1169 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:46,687 NOW, HERE IT IS -- YOUR MOMENT 1170 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,485 OF ZEN. 1171 00:35:47,486 --> 00:35:49,706 IT WAS A VERY HIGH DEGREE OF 1172 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,972 RADIATION -- 1173 00:35:50,973 --> 00:35:53,319 ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL HELL 1174 00:35:53,354 --> 00:35:54,568 BROKE LOOSE. 1175 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,307 IN A STORM THAT’S MORE 1176 00:35:57,309 --> 00:35:58,050 PARALLEL -- OH! 1177 00:35:58,051 --> 00:35:59,822 GUYS, IF YOU’RE FROM THE 1178 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,886 CITY, YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW 1179 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,156 THIS. 1180 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:05,889 I’M GOING TO WHISPER -- GOBBLE 1181 00:36:05,924 --> 00:36:06,521 GOBBLE! 1182 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:07,950 ( GOBBLING ) 1183 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,753 THERE THEY GO. 1184 00:36:09,755 --> 00:36:10,434 THEY RESPOND! 1185 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,940 ♪ ♪