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♪ ♪
Announcer: FROM
NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT
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INVENTED NEWS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
YOUR HOST, DESI LYDIC!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Desi: WELCOME TO
"THE DAILY SHOW!"
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I'M DESI LYDIC AND I AM SO HAPPY
I GET TO HOST "THE DAILY SHOW"
THIS WEEK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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GOD, I'M SO EXCITED, I JUST PEED
MYSELF A LITTLE.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
IT WAS A LOT OF PEE.
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WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, SO LET'S GET INTO
HEADLINES!
♪ ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LET'S KICK THINGS OFF WITH
SOMETHING I SAW TODAY AND I HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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OKAY, SO LAST MONTH,
BUD LIGHT DID A SOCIAL MEDIA
CAMPAIGN WITH TRANSGENDER
INFLUENCER DYLAN MULVANEY.
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AND CONSERVATIVES ABSOLUTELY
LOST THEIR SHIT OVER IT.
THEY WERE FILMING THEMSELVES
SHOOTING CANS, RUNNING OVER
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CANS, HITTING CANS WITH A
BASEBALL BAT.
IT WAS LIKE A "SAW" MOVIE BUT
STARRING BUD LIGHT.
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NOW THEIR MELTDOWN HAS EVEN ITS
OWN MERCH.
AMERICA PRESENTS REAL WOMEN
OF POLITICS.
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♪ REAL WOMEN OF POLITICS ♪
♪ REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE TO FAKE
IT ♪
REAL WOMEN.
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DOING REAL THINGS.
♪ REAL WOMEN WORK TOO HARD
FOR THIS ♪
SOME BIG COMPANIES CAN'T TELL
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL AND
FAKE ANYMORE.
♪ REAL PEOPLE KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE ♪
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING
THE REAL WOMEN OF POLITICS
KOOZIE.
AND IF IT COVERS UP THE LABEL OF
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A BIG WOKE COMPANY -- WELL, THAT
WORKS TOO.
♪ REAL WOMEN OF POLITICS ♪
DESI: WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT THE HELL?
LIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT CAN YOU
REALLY IMAGINE CONSERVATIVE MEN
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USING THIS THING?
I MEAN, MAYBE AS A POCKET
[BLEEP] BUT THAT'S IT!
"WELL, I'M OUT FISHIN' SO THIS
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KAY IVEY FLESHLIGHT HAS GOT TO
GET THE JOB DONE!"
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MISS THE
OLD BEER COMMERCIALS.
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I MEAN, SURE, THEY WERE A LOT OF
BOOBS BUT AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T
LIKE, "THESE BOOBS ARE
BIOLOGICAL BOOBS."
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THAT MADE NO SENSE.
LIKE, WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH
THAT WOMAN SHOVING A GIANT FISH
INTO A TINY BOX?
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IS THAT SOMETHING REAL WOMEN DO?
IT WASN'T EVEN NEAR THE SEA.
IT WAS IN A CLOSET!
WHAT IS A FISH DOING IN A
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CLOSET?
EVEN THAT ACTOR HAD NO IDEA WHAT
WAS GOING ON.
SHE WAS LIKE,
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"PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FOR
PORN, AND NOT SOME WEIRD
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS AD."
AND THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS, BUT
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I AM SO SICK OF THIS TRANS WOMEN
ARE NOT REAL WOMEN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HAVING A VAGINA DOES NOT
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MAKE YOU A WOMEN.
HAVING A CRIPPLING FEAR OF USING
TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS IN
AN EMAIL,
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THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU A WOMAN.
[APPLAUSE]
LET'S MOVE ONTO THE BIG STORY
ROCKING THE MEDIA WORLD TODAY.
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YOU KNOW THAT STUPID LOOK THAT
IS ALWAYS ON TUCKER CARLSON'S
FACE?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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WELL, TODAY, HE HAS A GOOD
REASON FOR IT.
THIS JUST INTO CNN.
TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT AT
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FOX NEWS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THE RIGHT-WING NETWORK JUST
ANNOUNCED THAT THE TWO HAVE
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PARTED WAYS.
CNN SENIOR MEDIA REPORTER,
OLIVER DARCY, IS HERE WITH
MORE ON THIS.
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WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING?
HE WAS OUT ON FRIDAY.
WILL WE SEE HIM SAY GOOD-BYE?
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEE HIM
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SAY GOODBYE.
THIS IS REALLY STUNNING NEWS
COMING FROM FOX.
THEY SAY HIS LAST SHOW WAS
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APRIL 21ST.
THEY PUT OUT A VERY SHORT
STATEMENT.
THEY SAY THEY THANK HIM FOR HIS
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SERVICE.
AND THAT'S IT.
THAT IS ALL WE KNOW RIGHT NOW.
Desi: WOW.
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WOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT A NETWORK
THAT IS SO OPPOSED TO GENDER
AFFIRMING SURGERY JUST CUT OFF
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THEIR OWN DICK.
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
THOUGH, APPARENTLY, TUCKER WAS
FORCED OUT BY RUPERT MURDOCH,
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WHICH IS PRETTY IRONIC.
TUCKER SPENT SO MANY YEARS
SAYING THAT MEXICAN PEOPLE WERE
COMING TO TAKE OUR JOBS AWAY.
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TURNS OUT, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
WORRYING ABOUT AUSTRALIANS.
AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT LED RUPERT MURDOCH TO FIRE
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HIS NETWORK'S BIGGEST STAR, BUT
REPORTEDLY, HE WAS CONCERNED
OVER CARLSON'S CONSPIRACY
THEORIES ABOUT JANUARY 6TH.
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SO LET THIS BE A LESSON TO
EVERYBODY.
IF YOU TRY TO TOPPLE AMERICA'S
DEMOCRACY, YOU CAN STAY ON TV
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FOR TWO MORE YEARS AND THAT'S
IT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
FOR WHATEVER THE REASON WAS,
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TUCKER'S FIRING IS GOING TO
LEAVE A HUGE WHITE POWER VACUUM
AT FOX.
AND I AM GLAD HE IS GONE.
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BUT IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M
ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT
HE IS GOING TO DO NEXT.
IT'S LIKE, AFTER PAPA JOHN GOT
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FIRED.
YOU JUST KNEW HE WAS THERE
SOMEWHERE WORKING ON A PIZZA
THAT GIVES YOU EVEN WORSE
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DIARRHEA.
BY THE WAY, TUCKER CARLSON ISN'T
THE ONLY CABLE NEWS ANCHOR TO
GET THE AX.
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CNN JUST FIRED DON LEMON AFTER
17 NEW YEAR'S EVE BLACKOUTS --
SORRY.
YEARS OF SERVICE.
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SO IT HAS BEEN A TOUGH DAY TO BE
A NEWS ANCHOR ON CABLE.
SORRY.
SORRY, WHAT'S THAT?
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OH, I AM ALSO BEING FIRED?
OH.
THAT WAS FAST.
OKAY.
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GUESS I'LL PACK UP MY THINGS.
STAPLER.
SCISSORS.
[AUDIENCE REACTS SADLY]
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PHOTOS.
AW, MY GIANT FISH.
[APPLAUSE]
THE BOX IS TOO SMALL.
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CALL ME A GIRLY GIRL.
[BLEEP] THIS.
I JUST GOT HERE.
I'M FINISHING THIS OUT!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AH, SO LET'S MOVE ON TO TWITTER.
THE APP THAT EVEN QUIBI FEELS
BAD FOR.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT ON TWITTER,
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT
TWITTER USED TO VERIFY PROMINENT
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ACCOUNTS WITH A BLUE CHECKMARK,
SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE FOOLED BY
SOME FAKE DESI LYDIC
CRYPTO SCAM, AND WILL INSTEAD GO
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TO MY ACCOUNT TO FALL FOR
MY REAL CRYPTO SCAM.
DESI COIN: I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
WORKS, EITHER!
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BUT A FEW DAYS AGO, TWITTER
OWNER ELON MUSK ANNOUNCED THAT
IF FAMOUS ACCOUNTS WANT A BLUE
CHECKMARK, THEY NEED TO SIGN UP
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FOR TWITTER BLUE AND PAY $8 A
MONTH FOR IT.
AND SO FAR, IT'S NOT GOING WELL.
TWITTER'S BLUE CHECKMARK SAGA
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SEEMINGLY WON'T END AFTER
ELON MUSK REMOVED LEGACY
VERIFICATIONS.
NOT MANY PEOPLE SEEM TOO KEEN ON
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BUYING TWITTER BLUE, BUT IN THE
PAST FEW DAYS, THOSE CHECKMARKS
STARTED POPPING UP AGAIN AND
WITH THEM A NOTE SAYING THAT
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THOSE USERS BOUGHT TWITTER BLUE.
BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM, MANY
INSIST THEY DID NOT BUY
TWITTER BLUE.
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EVEN THE ACCOUNTS OF LATE
CELEBRITIES, LIKE PELE OR
KOBE BRYANT, SAY THAT THEY
PURCHASED TWITTER BLUE EVEN
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THOUGH THEY PASSED AWAY, OF
COURSE, LONG BEFORE ITS
INCEPTION.
EVEN THE ACCOUNT FOR THE
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AUSCHWITZ MEMORIAL CLARIFIED IN
A TWEET THAT IT, QUOTE, "NEVER
SUBSCRIBED AND PAID FOR THE
TWITTER BLUE AS IT MIGHT BE
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IMPLIED."
Desi: WOW.
YOU KNOW YOUR PRODUCT HAS A BAD
REPUTATION WHEN
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THE AUSCHWITZ MEMORIAL IS LIKE,
"HEY, CAN WE TABLE THE HOLOCAUST
REMEMBRANCE FOR A SECOND?
SOMETHING WORSE JUST POPPED UP."
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THAT'S RIGHT.
AFTER NOBODY WANTED TO BUY A
BLUE CHECK,
ELON DECIDED TO FORCE IT ON BIG
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ACCOUNTS AGAINST THEIR WILL.
THEY EVEN FORCED DEAD PEOPLE TO
GET IT.
PELE, KOBE BRYANT, JOE BIDEN.
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I AM JOKING.
HE'S NOT DEAD.
LOOK AT HIM.
WELL, DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
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BUT HE'S NOT DEAD.
AND THE CELEBRITIES WHO ARE
ALIVE ARE ROASTING TWITTER BLUE
TO THEIR MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS.
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NOBODY WANTS THIS THING.
THE BLUE CHECKMARK IS NOW
ELON MUSK'S LEAST POPULAR
PRODUCT.
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AND THIS GUY MAKES A CAR THAT
RUNS OVER CHILDREN.
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
LET'S MOVE ONTO SOME SAD NEWS
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FOR ANYONE LOOKING FOR A
TRASH CAN FOR THEIR DORM ROOM.
WE TURN TO THE END OF AN ERA.
ANOTHER POPULAR RETAILER GOING
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OUT OF BUSINESS,
BED BATH & BEYOND.
FOR DECADES, A GO-TO FOR HOME
AND COLLEGE DORM SUPPLIES WITH
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THOSE BIG BLUE COUPONS.
WELL, IT FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY
YESTERDAY.
THE COMPANY ANNOUNCING IT WILL
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NOW BEGIN WINDING DOWN
OPERATIONS.
THE COMPANY SAYS IT WILL TRY
TO SELL SOME OR ALL OF ITS
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BUSINESS.
Desi: OH, NO.
WHERE AM I GOING TO GO TO FEEL
TOWELS BEFORE I BUY THEM ON
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AMAZON?
FOR MORE ON BED BATH & BEYOND'S
BANKRUPTCY,
WE TURN TO ROY WOOD JR. LIVE.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HEY, DESI.
Desi: AT BED BATH & BEYOND.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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ROY.
I AM HERE.
IN THE STORE.
Desi: WHAT IS THE MOOD LIKE
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THERE?
IT'S SAD, DESI.
THE EMPLOYEES ARE MISERABLE,
NOBODY'S STOCKING THE SHELVES,
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THE CUSTOMERS LOOK LIKE THEY'VE
GIVEN UP ON LIFE.
PRETTY MUCH A STANDARD DAY HERE.
Desi: WOW, YOU DON'T SEEM TOO
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UPSET THAT IT'S GOING OUT OF
BUSINESS.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S
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EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS OF MY
LIFE I'VE LOST IN THIS PLACE
WAITING FOR MY GIRL TO PICK OUT
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A BLENDER?
"OH, THIS ONE IS GOOD FOR
SMOOTHIES," JUST PICK ONE!
THE SHIT IS GOING TO BREAK INTO
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CODY'S ANYWAY.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE
STORE ANYWAY.
I WISH I WOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE
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THIS TYPE OF SHOPPER BEFORE WE
GOT TOGETHER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, DESI.
Desi: THAT'S OKAY, ROY.
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PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE A WHIPPED LITTLE BITCH,
WHAT DO YOU THINK WENT WRONG
WITH BED BATH & BEYOND?
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WHAT DIDN'T GO WRONG?
FIRST OFF, FIRST OFF, THESE
COUPONS!
THOSE COUPONS WERE INSANE.
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"BUY ONE, GET EIGHT FREE!"
"FREE REFRIGERATOR WITH ANY
PURCHASE."
AND THIS ONE:
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"BUY THREE CAN OPENERS AND WE
WILL SUCK YOUR DICK."
"BUY THREE CAN OPENERS AND WE
WILL SUCK YOUR [BLEEP]."
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FIRST OFF, WHICH EMPLOYEE IS
DOING THE SUCKING?
AND IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.
THIS STORE IS TOO THURSDAY.
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I DON'T WANT TO SHOP IN A STORE
THAT'S DESPERATE.
I WANT TO GO TO CVS.
I WANT TO SHOP AT A STORE THAT
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DON'T EVEN WANT ME THERE.
YOU WALK INTO CVS AND YOU ARE
ALL ALONE.
CVS IS PRACTICALLY DARING YOU TO
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FIND A WAY TO PAY FOR YOUR SHIT.
Desi: YOU ARE RIGHT.
THEY OFFERED A LOT OF DISCOUNTS.
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN
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AN ENTIRE RETAIL CHAIN, IS IT?
NO, IT WASN'T JUST THAT.
ALSO, BED BATH & BEYOND, THEY
SOLD TOO MUCH STUFF.
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EVERY TIME I WALK IN HERE, I SEE
SOMETHING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
EXISTED.
CORNCOB HOLDERS.
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OKAY, BUT
CORNCOB HOLDER HOLDERS.
GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLS,
MUHAMMAD ALI FRYERS,
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MIKE TYSON DUVETS.
THEY SELL WINE GLASSES WITHOUT
STEMS!
BITCH, THAT IS A COP
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!
THAT IS A CUP!
THAT IS THE IMPORTANT LESSON,
DESI, IF YOU GIVE PEOPLE TOO
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MANY OPTIONS -- I GOT TO RUN.
I GOT TO PAY FOR THESE THREE CAN
OPENERS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Desi: WAIT, WAIT.
YOU ARE USING THE BLOW JOB
COUPON?
NO, I'M USING THE CANOPENER
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COUPON AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, AND
ON MY BIRTHDAY, YOU GET A CAN
OPENER.
Desi: OH, BOY.
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ROY WOOD JR., EVERYBODY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M GOING TO
TALK TO AMERICA'S LITTLEST
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CEOs, SO DON'T GO AWAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
IT IS DESI LYDIC WEEK!
LET'S GO!
♪ ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Desi: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
IN THE LAST FEW DECADES, WOMEN
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HAVE MADE BIG STRIDES IN THE
WORKPLACE.
WE ARE NO LONGER GETTING
HARASSED WHILE WEARING BIG, UGLY
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SHOULDER PADS.
AT 2023.
NOW WE ARE GETTING HARASSED
WHILE WEARING SUPER COOL
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SHOULDER PADS.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, CORPORATE WOMEN
STILL FACE CHALLENGES.
WHEN IT COMES TO THE CEOs
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OF THE LARGEST COMPANIES,
WOMEN ARE STILL VASTLY
UNDERREPRESENTED.
THERE ARE CURRENTLY 38 FEMALE
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CEOs IN THE S&P 500,
AND WOMEN CEOs ARE 45% MORE
LIKELY TO BE FIRED THAN THEIR
MALE COUNTERPARTS.
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THERE'S ALSO EVIDENCE THAT WOMEN
WHO ARE APPOINTED TO THE TOP JOB
AREN'T NECESSARILY SET UP FOR
SUCCESS.
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HIGH LEVEL WOMEN ARE OFTEN
PROMOTED DURING A TIME OF
CRISIS.
IT'S A PHENOMENON CALLED
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THE GLASS CLIFF.
WOMEN WHO NEGOTIATE ARE 67%
MORE LIKELY THAN WOMEN WHO DON'T
TO RECEIVE FEEDBACK THAT THEIR
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PERSONAL STYLE IS INTIMIDATING,
TOO AGGRESSIVE, OR BOSSY.
WHEN WOMEN HAVE A CHILD,
THEIR EARNINGS DECLINE FOR EACH
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CHILD BY 4%.
WOW.
WHEREAS MEN, THERE'S A
FATHERHOOD BONUS, AND THEY
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ACTUALLY EARN MORE WHEN THEY
HAVE CHILDREN.
IT'S CALLED THE MOTHERHOOD
PENALTY.
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Desi: THAT'S RIGHT.
[BOOS]
YEAH.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE A WOMAN
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IN THE CORPORATE WORLD.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE
FACT THAT THE OFFICE IS ALWAYS
SO FREAKING COLD!
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IT IS NO WONDER WOMEN HAVE TO
WORK HARDER.
IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL
KEEP US WARM!
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WITH ALL THE CHALLENGES WOMEN
ARE FACING IN THE WORKPLACE, I
THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO
OFFER SOME MENTORSHIP TO THE
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NEXT GENERATION OF FEMALE
LEADERS.
TAKE A LOOK.
HI, EVERYBODY.
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HELLO!
Desi: HI.
MY NAME IS DESI.
AND TODAY, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
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HOW TO CLIMB YOUR WAY TO THE TOP
OF THE CORPORATE LADDER, JUST
LIKE THE BOYS.
AND SOMETIMES, IT MEANS PLAYING
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DIRTY.
AND SOMETIMES, IT'S GOING TO BE
AN UPHILL BATTLE.
ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK TO THE PERSON TO YOUR
RIGHT.
NOW LOOK AT THE PERSON TO YOUR
LEFT.
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OKAY?
WE ARE STILL LEARNING RIGHTS AND
LAUGHS.
BY THE END OF TODAY, ONLY ONE OF
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YOU WILL REMAIN.
YES.
WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOYS BUT
WE SHOULD BE LIKE THE BOYS?
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WE DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THE
BOYS BUT WE ARE GOING TO BE
LIKE, EMPOWERED WOMEN!
WE'RE GOING TO BE ACCOMPLISHED,
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THEN WE ARE GOING TO GET MONEY
AND WE ARE GOING TO PUT IT IN
OUR BANK ACCOUNT AND GET MORE
MONEY.
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Desi: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
WORK FOR IT!
AND I THINK, WHAT IS THE KEY
TAKE AWAY?
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IS THAT WE WANT...
TO BEAT THE BOYS.
Desi: YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO
FILL OUR POCKETS WITH...
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MONEY!
MONEY!
Desi: OKAY.
WHO HERE KNOWS WHAT A CEO IS?
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A!
NOBODY KNOWS THEY ARE COSTLY
WHEN YOU ARE UP.
YOU WANT TO BE A CEO?
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UM, [LAUGHTER]
Desi: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
CEO IS?
NO.
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Desi: CHIEF EXECUTIVE
OFFICER.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
Desi: THE BOSS.
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SO YOU KNOW HOW A TEACHER IS THE
LEADER OF A CLASSROOM, AND THEY
ARE IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING
HAPPENING IN THE CLASSROOM?
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IT IS JUST LIKE THAT, EXCEPT
THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY
OUT-OF-POCKET FOR OFFICE
SUPPLIES.
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SO OKAY, PART OF MAKING IT TO
THE TOP OF CORPORATE AMERICA IS
KNOWING HOW TO NEGOTIATE FOR
YOURSELF.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
NO.
Desi: WHAT DOES IT NEED TO
NEGOTIATE?
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UHH...
IT'S ME WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING ABOUT NEGOTIATING FOR A
RAISE IS THAT YOU ARE TOUTING
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YOUR COMPLIMENTS.
WHAT CHORES HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
LATELY?
HAVE YOU BEEN ADDING VALUE TO
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YOUR FAMILY?
HAVE YOU BEEN HELPING YOUR
BROTHER TIE HIS SHOES?
THAT IS MENTORSHIP.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE HIS
SHOES.
[LAUGHS]
Desi: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO
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SUB ON A PAIR OF PUMPS?
YES.
Desi: THEN IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
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DO ANY OF YOU WANT TO BE
MOMMIES?
MOMMIES?
YES!
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I WANT TO BE A MOMMY.
Desi: WONDERFUL.
THAT WILL BE $40,000 UPFRONT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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Desi: IT IS CALLED THE
MOMMY TAX.
NOBODY HAS THAT KIND OF
MONEY!
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Desi: I LIKE THE ATTEMPT TO
NEGOTIATE BUT NO, IT IS A HARD
AND FAST FORWARD TO GRANT.
OKAY.
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF CEOs.
HAS ANYONE HERE HEARD OF
ELIZABETH HOLMES OR ANNA DALBY?
IS ANNA DELVY THE PERSON WHO
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PRETENDED TO BE A RUSSIAN
ERIS OR WHATEVER?
Desi: WHY, YES, SHE IS.
YOU ARE MY PRIZED STUDENT.
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HERE'S A LESSON WE LEARNED.
YOU ONLY KNOW THE NAMES OF THE
WOMEN WHO HAVE DONE ILLEGAL
THINGS.
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OKAY.
BELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE NOW OUR NEW CEO.
THAT THE PREVIOUS CEO MADE.
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WHY?
YOU SAID BEING A CEO WAS A GOOD
THING.
Desi: YES.
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IT IS.
BUT IT IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR.
I AM NOT PICKING THAT UP.
Desi: YOU NEGOTIATE.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Desi: ALL RIGHT.
STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN WE COME
BACK, CATHERINE REITMAN WILL BE
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JOINING ME ON THE SHOW.
DON'T GO AWAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Desi: WELCOME BACK TO
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{\an7}>> Desi: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
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{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW."
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE CREATOR
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{\an7}MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE CREATOR
AND STAR OF THE HIT NETFLIX
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{\an7}AND STAR OF THE HIT NETFLIX
COMEDY SERIES "WORKIN’ MOMS."
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{\an7}COMEDY SERIES "WORKIN’ MOMS."
>> YOU’RE THE BOSS.
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{\an7}>> YOU’RE THE BOSS.
DO YOU WANT TO START?
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{\an7}DO YOU WANT TO START?
>> WHY DON’T YOU GO AHEAD?
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{\an7}>> WHY DON’T YOU GO AHEAD?
>> ACTUALLY, BEFORE EITHER YOU
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{\an7}>> ACTUALLY, BEFORE EITHER YOU
START...
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{\an7}START...
>> WHAT ARE YOU --
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{\an7}>> WHAT ARE YOU --
♪ ♪
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{\an7}♪ ♪
GO AHEAD.
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{\an7}GO AHEAD.
>> UH, OKAY, WELL...
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{\an7}>> UH, OKAY, WELL...
>> NO, NO.
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{\an7}>> NO, NO.
LOOK AT ME WHILE I’M LISTENING.
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{\an7}LOOK AT ME WHILE I’M LISTENING.
>> Desi: PLEASE WELCOME MY
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{\an7}>> Desi: PLEASE WELCOME MY
GOOD FRIEND, CATHERINE REITMAN!
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{\an7}GOOD FRIEND, CATHERINE REITMAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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OH, MY GOSH!
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{\an7}OH, MY GOSH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
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{\an7}OH, MY GOODNESS!
LOOK AT THIS!
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{\an7}LOOK AT THIS!
SO CATHERINE AND I MET HOW MANY
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{\an7}SO CATHERINE AND I MET HOW MANY
YEARS AGO?
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{\an7}YEARS AGO?
JUST A FEW.
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{\an7}JUST A FEW.
>> TWO OR THREE.
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{\an7}>> TWO OR THREE.
WE’RE SO YOUNG!
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{\an7}WE’RE SO YOUNG!
>> Desi: WE ARE SO YOUNG.
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{\an7}>> Desi: WE ARE SO YOUNG.
WAY FRESH AND YOUNG.
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{\an7}WAY FRESH AND YOUNG.
WE MET DOING A HIDDEN CAMERA
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{\an7}WE MET DOING A HIDDEN CAMERA
PRANK SHOW.
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{\an7}PRANK SHOW.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
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{\an7}>> THAT’S RIGHT.
>> Desi: THAT I BELIEVE NBC
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{\an7}>> Desi: THAT I BELIEVE NBC
CALLED THEIR WORST PRIME TIME
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{\an7}CALLED THEIR WORST PRIME TIME
RATINGS IN HISTORY.
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{\an7}RATINGS IN HISTORY.
[LAUGHTER]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE SAID
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{\an7}I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE SAID
THAT.
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{\an7}THAT.
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ACTORS WHO
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{\an7}YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ACTORS WHO
HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE TOTAL STAND
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{\an7}HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE TOTAL STAND
OUT IN EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE
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{\an7}OUT IN EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE
BEEN IN, YOU ARE SO DAMN FUNNY,
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{\an7}BEEN IN, YOU ARE SO DAMN FUNNY,
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY WORKING,
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{\an7}YOU ARE CONSTANTLY WORKING,
STEAL EVERY SCENE.
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{\an7}STEAL EVERY SCENE.
BUT NOW, SUDDENLY, THERE IS THIS
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{\an7}BUT NOW, SUDDENLY, THERE IS THIS
BABY OF YOURS, SEVEN SEASONS --
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{\an7}BABY OF YOURS, SEVEN SEASONS --
>> ISN’T IT CRAZY?
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{\an7}>> ISN’T IT CRAZY?
>> Desi: OF "WORKIN’ MOMS," 83
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{\an7}>> Desi: OF "WORKIN’ MOMS," 83
EPISODES.
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{\an7}EPISODES.
>> YEP.
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{\an7}>> YEP.
DROPPING ON NETFLIX THIS
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{\an7}DROPPING ON NETFLIX THIS
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26TH.
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{\an7}WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26TH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Desi: AND YOU CREATED IT,
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{\an7}>> Desi: AND YOU CREATED IT,
YOU STAR IN IT, YOU DIRECT IT,
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{\an7}YOU STAR IN IT, YOU DIRECT IT,
YOU EXECUTIVE PRODUCE IT.
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{\an7}YOU EXECUTIVE PRODUCE IT.
WHAT IS IT LIKE SEEING YOUR BABY
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{\an7}WHAT IS IT LIKE SEEING YOUR BABY
ALL GROWN UP LIKE THAT?
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{\an7}ALL GROWN UP LIKE THAT?
>> IT IS WILD.
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{\an7}>> IT IS WILD.
I ENTERED THE SHOW THINKING, I
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{\an7}I ENTERED THE SHOW THINKING, I
WILL PROBABLY GET ONE SEASON.
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{\an7}WILL PROBABLY GET ONE SEASON.
I WILL JUST TRY TO BE AS
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{\an7}I WILL JUST TRY TO BE AS
AUTHENTIC AS I CAN, TELL ALL
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{\an7}AUTHENTIC AS I CAN, TELL ALL
MY STORIES, CRAM IT INTO ONE
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{\an7}MY STORIES, CRAM IT INTO ONE
SEASON, AND EACH SEASON THAT WE
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{\an7}SEASON, AND EACH SEASON THAT WE
GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER ONE, I
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{\an7}GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER ONE, I
WAS IN DISBELIEF.
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{\an7}WAS IN DISBELIEF.
I STILL AM.
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{\an7}I STILL AM.
>> Desi: IT IS SO GOOD, IT IS
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{\an7}>> Desi: IT IS SO GOOD, IT IS
SO FUNNY.
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{\an7}SO FUNNY.
>> THANK YOU.
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{\an7}>> THANK YOU.
>> Desi: GENUINELY, I KNOW YOU
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{\an7}>> Desi: GENUINELY, I KNOW YOU
ARE A FRIEND, IT FEELS LIKE YOU.
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{\an7}ARE A FRIEND, IT FEELS LIKE YOU.
YOU CAN TELL YOU PUT SO MUCH OF
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{\an7}YOU CAN TELL YOU PUT SO MUCH OF
YOURSELF INTO IT.
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{\an7}YOURSELF INTO IT.
YOU COVER, JUST IN THIS -- I MAY
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{\an7}YOU COVER, JUST IN THIS -- I MAY
HAVE SNUCK A FEW EPISODES LAST
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{\an7}HAVE SNUCK A FEW EPISODES LAST
SEASON BECAUSE I GOT A FRIEND --
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{\an7}SEASON BECAUSE I GOT A FRIEND --
>> GOT A HOOK UP.
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{\an7}>> GOT A HOOK UP.
DON’T BE ASKING ME.
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{\an7}DON’T BE ASKING ME.
>> Desi: AND JUST IN THIS
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{\an7}>> Desi: AND JUST IN THIS
SEASON, YOU EXPLORE SO MANY
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{\an7}SEASON, YOU EXPLORE SO MANY
THEMES AND ISSUES THAT ARE SO
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{\an7}THEMES AND ISSUES THAT ARE SO
IMPORTANT.
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{\an7}IMPORTANT.
YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE STORY LINE ON
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{\an7}YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE STORY LINE ON
THE MALE BIRTH CONTROL PILL.
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{\an7}THE MALE BIRTH CONTROL PILL.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
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{\an7}>> THAT’S RIGHT.
>> Desi: YOU EXPLORED
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{\an7}>> Desi: YOU EXPLORED
DESTIGMATIZING SHAME IN FEMALE
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{\an7}DESTIGMATIZING SHAME IN FEMALE
SEXUALITY, MARRIAGE RUTS, THE
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{\an7}SEXUALITY, MARRIAGE RUTS, THE
COMPLEXITIES OF FEMALE
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{\an7}COMPLEXITIES OF FEMALE
FRIENDSHIPS.
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{\an7}FRIENDSHIPS.
HOW DO YOU GET IDEAS FOR THE
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{\an7}HOW DO YOU GET IDEAS FOR THE
STORIES?
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{\an7}STORIES?
>> I GUESS I JUST LIVE, YOU KNOW
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{\an7}>> I GUESS I JUST LIVE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
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{\an7}WHAT I MEAN?
>> Desi: YEAH, JUST A DAY IN THE
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{\an7}>> Desi: YEAH, JUST A DAY IN THE
LIFE OF A WOMAN.
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{\an7}LIFE OF A WOMAN.
>> I’M SURE YOUR AUDIENCE WOULD
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{\an7}>> I’M SURE YOUR AUDIENCE WOULD
SPEAK TO THIS.
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{\an7}SPEAK TO THIS.
HAVING A KID AND JUST WATCHING
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{\an7}HAVING A KID AND JUST WATCHING
THIS INCREDIBLE SHOW TONIGHT AND
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{\an7}THIS INCREDIBLE SHOW TONIGHT AND
SEEING ALL THE HORRIFYING
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{\an7}SEEING ALL THE HORRIFYING
STATISTICS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO
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{\an7}STATISTICS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO
GO BACK TO WORK KNOWING THAT YOU
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{\an7}GO BACK TO WORK KNOWING THAT YOU
WILL BE LOOKED AT DIFFERENTLY
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{\an7}WILL BE LOOKED AT DIFFERENTLY
FOR BEING A MOTHER, SO
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{\an7}FOR BEING A MOTHER, SO
PARALYZING THE TERRIBLE FOR ME.
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{\an7}PARALYZING THE TERRIBLE FOR ME.
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD
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{\an7}I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD
POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION WHEN I
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{\an7}POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION WHEN I
STARTED THE SHOW, AND GETTING
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{\an7}STARTED THE SHOW, AND GETTING
THROUGH IT, I HAD A 3-MONTH-OLD
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{\an7}THROUGH IT, I HAD A 3-MONTH-OLD
WHEN WE STARTED SHOOTING.
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{\an7}WHEN WE STARTED SHOOTING.
AND WHEN WE WRAPPED THE SHOW AND
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{\an7}AND WHEN WE WRAPPED THE SHOW AND
I ALL OF A SUDDEN REALIZED, I
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{\an7}I ALL OF A SUDDEN REALIZED, I
FEEL LIKE I WHITE KNUCKLED
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{\an7}FEEL LIKE I WHITE KNUCKLED
THROUGH IT, I DON’T THINK I TOOK
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{\an7}THROUGH IT, I DON’T THINK I TOOK
A BREATH UNTIL THEY SAID CUT THE
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{\an7}A BREATH UNTIL THEY SAID CUT THE
LAST TIME.
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{\an7}LAST TIME.
>> Desi: YEAH.
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{\an7}>> Desi: YEAH.
AND THAT WAS PART OF THE
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{\an7}AND THAT WAS PART OF THE
INSPIRATION FOR THE SHOW, HAVING
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{\an7}INSPIRATION FOR THE SHOW, HAVING
GONE THROUGH THAT AND THINKING,
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{\an7}GONE THROUGH THAT AND THINKING,
THERE AREN’T SHOWS OUT THERE
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{\an7}THERE AREN’T SHOWS OUT THERE
THAT REALLY DIVE INTO THESE
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{\an7}THAT REALLY DIVE INTO THESE
TOPICS?
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{\an7}TOPICS?
>> THERE SURE ARE MORE NOW.
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{\an7}>> THERE SURE ARE MORE NOW.
SEVEN YEARS AGO, IT WAS A
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{\an7}SEVEN YEARS AGO, IT WAS A
WASTELAND.
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{\an7}WASTELAND.
I COULDN’T FIND ANY STORY LINE,
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{\an7}I COULDN’T FIND ANY STORY LINE,
MEANING THE MAIN PLOT POINT OF
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{\an7}MEANING THE MAIN PLOT POINT OF
THE SHOW, ABOUT A WOMAN WHO
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{\an7}THE SHOW, ABOUT A WOMAN WHO
HAPPENED TO BE A MOTHER AND
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{\an7}HAPPENED TO BE A MOTHER AND
WORK.
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{\an7}WORK.
I MEAN, LOOK, ON "WORKIN’ MOMS,"
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{\an7}I MEAN, LOOK, ON "WORKIN’ MOMS,"
THE ACTUAL AMOUNT OF TIME WHERE
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{\an7}THE ACTUAL AMOUNT OF TIME WHERE
YOU SEE THE FEMALE CHARACTERS
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{\an7}YOU SEE THE FEMALE CHARACTERS
WITH THEIR KIDS IS, LIKE, 5%.
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{\an7}WITH THEIR KIDS IS, LIKE, 5%.
THIS IS ABOUT WOMEN BEING
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{\an7}THIS IS ABOUT WOMEN BEING
SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE
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{\an7}SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE
NURSERY.
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{\an7}NURSERY.
IT’S A WOMAN IN THE WORKPLACE
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{\an7}IT’S A WOMAN IN THE WORKPLACE
SHOW.
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{\an7}SHOW.
THEY’VE GOT TO JUGGLE IT ALL AND
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{\an7}THEY’VE GOT TO JUGGLE IT ALL AND
HAVE IT ALL, WHETHER IT IS
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{\an7}HAVE IT ALL, WHETHER IT IS
POSSILE OR NOT.
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{\an7}POSSILE OR NOT.
>> Desi: DO YOU THINK IT IS
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{\an7}>> Desi: DO YOU THINK IT IS
POSSIBLE?
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{\an7}POSSIBLE?
[LAUGHTER]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
>> YEAH!
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{\an7}>> YEAH!
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
>> Desi: TOTALLY!
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{\an7}>> Desi: TOTALLY!
[LAUGHTER]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
THANK YOU.
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{\an7}THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
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{\an7}THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
I LOVE YOU.
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{\an7}I LOVE YOU.
I REALLY DO.
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{\an7}I REALLY DO.
YOU CAN WATCH THE SEVENTH SEASON
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{\an7}YOU CAN WATCH THE SEVENTH SEASON
AND THE FINAL SEASON OF
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{\an7}AND THE FINAL SEASON OF
"WORKIN’ MOMS" ON APRIL 26TH ON
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{\an7}"WORKIN’ MOMS" ON APRIL 26TH ON
NETFLIX.
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{\an7}NETFLIX.
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK
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{\an7}WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK
BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
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{\an7}BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS.
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{\an7}AFTER THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
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{\an7}>> Desi: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR
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{\an7}>> Desi: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR
TONIGHT, BUT BEFORE WE GO:
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{\an7}TONIGHT, BUT BEFORE WE GO:
PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING DRESS
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{\an7}PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING DRESS
FOR SUCCESS.
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{\an7}FOR SUCCESS.
THEY PROVIDE PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE
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{\an7}THEY PROVIDE PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE
AND DEVELOPMENT TOOLS TO HELP
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{\an7}AND DEVELOPMENT TOOLS TO HELP
WOMEN SUCCEED IN THE WORKPLACE.
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{\an7}WOMEN SUCCEED IN THE WORKPLACE.
IF YOU CAN SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR
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{\an7}IF YOU CAN SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR
WORK, PLEASE DONATE AT THE LINK
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{\an7}WORK, PLEASE DONATE AT THE LINK
BELOW.
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{\an7}BELOW.
NOW, HERE IT IS.
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{\an7}NOW, HERE IT IS.
YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN."
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{\an7}YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN."
>> SO WE DON’T WISH ANYONE ILL
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{\an7}>> SO WE DON’T WISH ANYONE ILL
REALLY, AND TELEVISION BUSINESS,
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{\an7}REALLY, AND TELEVISION BUSINESS,
IT’S A VOLATILE BUSINESS, YOU
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{\an7}IT’S A VOLATILE BUSINESS, YOU
DON’T EVER WANT TO REFER
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{\an7}DON’T EVER WANT TO REFER
SOMEONE’S FIRING.
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{\an7}SOMEONE’S FIRING.
DON LEMON IS DUMB AND KIND OF
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{\an7}DON LEMON IS DUMB AND KIND OF
CRAZY AND HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN,
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{\an7}CRAZY AND HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN,
AND THAT A SORT OF THE APPEAL.
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{\an7}AND THAT A SORT OF THE APPEAL.
IF YOU PUT SOMEONE WHO IS DUMB
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{\an7}IF YOU PUT SOMEONE WHO IS DUMB
AND KIND OF CRAZY ON TV, YOU
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{\an7}AND KIND OF CRAZY ON TV, YOU
EXPECT THEM TO SAY DUMB AND KIND