1 00:00:01,862 --> 00:00:02,931 ♪ 2 00:00:02,931 --> 00:00:03,793 >> Announcer: FROM 3 00:00:03,793 --> 00:00:05,241 NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN 4 00:00:05,241 --> 00:00:06,103 AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT 5 00:00:06,103 --> 00:00:07,034 INVENTED NEWS. 6 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:08,896 THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 7 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,517 YOUR HOST, JORDAN KLEPPER! 8 00:00:10,517 --> 00:00:13,310 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:19,862 ♪ 10 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:24,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,275 >> Jordan: WELCOME TO 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,103 "THE DAILY SHOW!" 13 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:27,068 I'M JORDAN KLEPPER. 14 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:27,862 IT IS MY THIRD NIGHT HOSTING THE 15 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:30,000 SHOW AND I'M FINALLY STARTING TO 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 GET SOME RESPECT. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,068 THIS MORNING, THE SHOW'S 18 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:34,689 SECURITY GUY CALLED ME 19 00:00:34,689 --> 00:00:35,724 "MR. KLEPPER" INSTEAD OF 20 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:39,172 "SLENDER MAN." 21 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:40,551 SO MAKING PROGRESS. 22 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:41,275 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 23 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:41,862 TONIGHT. 24 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:42,862 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS 25 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:44,655 MICHAEL SHANNON. 26 00:00:44,655 --> 00:00:45,689 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 27 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:48,620 SO LET'S GET INTO HEADLINES! 28 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:49,206 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 29 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:51,758 ♪ 30 00:00:51,758 --> 00:00:55,482 LET'S BEGIN WITH FOX NEWS, WHICH 31 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:59,034 YESTERDAY AGREED TO PAY 32 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:01,206 $787.5 MILLION FOR SAYING TO 33 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,172 DOMINION VOTING MACHINES HELPED 34 00:01:02,172 --> 00:01:04,861 JOE BIDEN STEAL THE ELECTION. 35 00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:06,275 ALTHOUGH, NOW THAT MORE DETAILS 36 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,827 OF THE SETTLEMENT HAVE COME OUT, 37 00:01:07,827 --> 00:01:09,758 IT TURNS OUT IT IS NOT ALL BAD 38 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:12,344 NEWS FOR FOX. 39 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,482 >> THE DEAL SPARING FOX FOR MOST 40 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:15,689 WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY 41 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:17,862 HIGH-PROFILE TRIAL WITH SOME OF 42 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:18,758 THE NETWORKS OWN STARS LIKELY 43 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:19,172 TESTIFYING. 44 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:19,965 >> DOMINION'S LEGAL TEAM SAYS 45 00:01:19,965 --> 00:01:21,896 THERE WILL BE NO ON-AIR 46 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:22,586 APOLOGIES OR RETRACTIONS ON 47 00:01:22,586 --> 00:01:24,448 FOX NEWS. 48 00:01:24,448 --> 00:01:28,241 >> IN A STATEMENT, THE NETWORK 49 00:01:28,241 --> 00:01:30,586 IS SAYING, 50 00:01:30,586 --> 00:01:31,344 "THE SETTLEMENT REFLECTS FOX'S 51 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:32,000 COMMITMENT TO THE "HIGHEST 52 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,206 JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS." 53 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:37,033 >> Jordan: THAT'S RIGHT, HIGH 54 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,586 >> Jordan: THAT'S RIGHT, HIGH 55 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:41,448 JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS LIKE, 56 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:42,241 LIKE THIS. 57 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:44,241 >> THE GREEN M&M GOT HER BOOTS 58 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:45,310 BACK BUT IS APPARENTLY NOT A 59 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:49,275 LESBIAN MAY BE? 60 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,033 >> Jordan: DOMINION IS NOT THE 61 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:51,827 ONLY INJURED PARTY HERE. 62 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:53,965 MAY BE ABOUT OUR FAITH IN 63 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:54,344 DEMOCRACY? 64 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:56,448 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT 65 00:01:56,448 --> 00:01:57,827 TRUST ELECTIONS FOR THE REST OF 66 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:58,241 THEIR LIVES. 67 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:02,517 AND I HAVE TO TALK TO THOSE 68 00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:03,931 PEOPLE! 69 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:06,931 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 70 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:08,310 AND I WILL BE ARGUING WITH THEM 71 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,103 AT TRUMP RALLIES EVERY FOUR 72 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:11,103 YEARS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 73 00:02:11,103 --> 00:02:13,068 YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM NOT NAIVE. 74 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:14,275 I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS LAWSUIT TO 75 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:15,862 RESTORE OUR COUNTRY'S FAITH IN 76 00:02:15,862 --> 00:02:17,206 ELECTIONS OR EVEN FOR ME TO GET 77 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:23,068 A LITTLE CASHOLA, NO, BUT I WAS 78 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:26,896 AT LEAST HOPING TO GET A COUPLE 79 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:31,068 OF WEEKS OF JOY, 80 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:31,793 SEAN HANNITY UP THERE ON THE 81 00:02:31,793 --> 00:02:33,034 STAND, SWEATING THROUGH HIS 82 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:35,067 SHIRT LIKE A BEACHED MANATEE! 83 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,344 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO SEE. 84 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:38,241 THEY ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO 85 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,448 APOLOGIZE ON AIR. 86 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:41,655 FRANKLY, WE DESERVE THAT. 87 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:42,172 THEY ARE MINIMUM. 88 00:02:42,172 --> 00:02:42,793 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 89 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:43,067 YES. 90 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,862 YOU DESERVE THAT. 91 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:47,413 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 92 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,517 IF THE SETTLEMENT WON'T GIVE IT 93 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:51,067 TO YOU, THEN I SHALL. 94 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,448 >> THERE IS MUCH FALLOUT THIS 95 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:54,448 EVENING, AND THERE WILL BE FOUR 96 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:54,827 MONTHS. 97 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:56,413 WE ARE ADMITTING THAT WE LIED TO 98 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:58,275 YOU FOR SAYING WRONG THINGS 99 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:59,482 ABOUT THE 2020 ELECTION. 100 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,000 WHY IS THAT? 101 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,137 WELL, THE TRUTH IS, DONALD TRUMP 102 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:04,586 LOST THE ELECTION AND NO, WE 103 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:05,862 DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE WE DON'T 104 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:06,965 CARE WHAT YOU THINK THEY ARE 105 00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:09,275 GOOD NOW WE HAVE TO PAY HUNDREDS 106 00:03:09,275 --> 00:03:10,379 OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 107 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:11,137 WE WERE WRONG. 108 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:12,137 WE ARE COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE 109 00:03:12,137 --> 00:03:14,103 AND WE ARE SORRY, AMERICA. 110 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:15,551 I AM SORRY FOR REPEATING 111 00:03:15,551 --> 00:03:16,793 SOMETHING IT WAS UNTRUE. 112 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,137 I'M SORRY. 113 00:03:18,137 --> 00:03:19,206 IT'S GOT TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK 114 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:23,000 AND GO CRY IN A CLOSET WHILE 115 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,724 SQUEEZING A STUFFED ANIMAL. 116 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:24,758 >> Jordan: THANK YOU, TUCKER. 117 00:03:24,758 --> 00:03:27,275 WELL SAID. 118 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,862 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 119 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:29,310 LET'S MOVE ON. 120 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,275 BECAUSE LUCKILY, THERE ARE 121 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,931 PEOPLE OUT THERE DOING THE HARD 122 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:32,965 WORK OF REAL INVESTIGATIVE 123 00:03:32,965 --> 00:03:33,379 JOURNALISM. 124 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,827 PEOPLE LIKE BRUCE WILLINGHAM. 125 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:37,517 HE RUNS THE 126 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,689 "McCURTAIN GAZETTE-NEWS" OUT OF 127 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:42,137 MIDDLE-OF-NOWHERE OKLAHOMA. 128 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:43,034 BRUCE SUSPECTED THAT LOCAL 129 00:03:43,034 --> 00:03:43,930 OFFICIALS WERE CONTINUING TO 130 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:45,172 CONDUCT COUNTY BUSINESS AFTER 131 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:52,103 MEETINGS HAD ENDED, 132 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:52,862 SO HE SECRETLY RECORDED THEM. 133 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:53,620 WHEN HE PLAYED THE TAPE BACK, HE 134 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,310 HEARD THEM TALKING ABOUT HIS 135 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:55,448 SON, WHO WAS ALSO A REPORTER, 136 00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:56,103 AND IT WAS NOT FLATTERING. 137 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,758 >> THE RECORDINGS CAPTURED THE 138 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,103 GROUP TALKING ABOUT HIRING 139 00:03:59,103 --> 00:03:59,896 HITMEN TO KILL THE REPORTERS AND 140 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:00,655 WHERE THE BODIES COULD BE 141 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:01,620 HIDDEN. 142 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:02,965 >> I'VE KNOWN TWO OR THREE 143 00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:03,655 HITMEN THAT WERE VERY QUIET 144 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:04,000 GUYS. 145 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,482 >> YEAH? 146 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:05,241 >> AND WOULD CUT NO [BLEEP] 147 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:06,862 MERCY. 148 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:10,724 >> YEAH. 149 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:11,551 >> I KNOW WHERE TWO BIG DEEP 150 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:12,310 HOLES ARE HERE IF YOU EVER NEED 151 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,482 'EM. 152 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:14,551 >> I'VE GOT AN EXCAVATOR. 153 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:15,206 >> WELL, THESE ARE ALREADY 154 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:19,274 PRE-DUG. 155 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:20,241 [AUDIENCE REACTS] 156 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:21,241 >> Jordan: HOLY SHIT. 157 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:23,551 YOU CAN THREATEN TO KILL 158 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:24,379 JOURNALISTS IN A COUNCIL 159 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,034 MEETING. 160 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,724 KEEP THAT SHIT ON TWITTER LIKE A 161 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,275 NORMAL PERSON. 162 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:28,068 ALTHOUGH, YOU CAN TELL THAT SOME 163 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:28,965 PEOPLE WERE A LITTLE MORE 164 00:04:28,965 --> 00:04:29,620 INTEGRAL TO THIS PLOT THAN 165 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:30,517 OTHERS. 166 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,758 BECAUSE ONE GUY WAS LIKE, 167 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:33,689 "I KNOW TWO HITMEN," 168 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,551 AND ANOTHER GUY IS LIKE, 169 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,620 "AND I KNOW TWO HOLES!" 170 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,689 THANKS FOR THE CONTRIBUTION, 171 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:39,448 LARRY, WE'LL LET YOU KNOW IF WE 172 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:40,206 NEED TO USE YOUR CONNECTION WITH 173 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:42,379 THE, UH, HOLES. 174 00:04:42,379 --> 00:04:43,379 AND BY THE WAY, HOW STRAPPED FOR 175 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:45,965 TIME ARE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN 176 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:47,793 THAT THEY HAVE TO PRE-DIG MURDER 177 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:49,344 HOLES? 178 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:50,103 ARE YOU SO [BLEEP] BUSY THAT YOU 179 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,206 CAN'T DO THE HOLE AFTER YOU DO 180 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:54,827 THE MURDER? 181 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:55,586 OR MAYBE IT'S LIKE CARRYING AN 182 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,724 UMBRELLA. 183 00:04:58,724 --> 00:04:59,517 THE DAY YOU DON'T HAVE THE HOLE 184 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:01,034 IS WHEN YOU END UP KILLING 185 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,275 SOMEONE. 186 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:04,896 NOW LOOK, IT WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH 187 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:06,241 IF PLOTTING TO THROW LOCAL 188 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:07,758 JOURNALISTS INTO HOLES -- 189 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,000 PRE-DUG OR OTHERWISE -- 190 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,482 WAS ALL THAT THE COUNTY SHERIFF 191 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:11,448 AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CAUGHT 192 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,551 DOING ON THESE TAPES. 193 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:16,275 BUT GUESS WHAT, 194 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,620 THEY MOVED ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. 195 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:18,413 >> ON THAT SAME AUDIO RECORDING, 196 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:19,344 THE PEOPLE TALKING SHARED THEIR 197 00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:20,000 DISMAY THAT LYNCHING 198 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,965 BLACK PEOPLE IS NO LONGER 199 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:22,034 ACCEPTABLE. 200 00:05:22,034 --> 00:05:25,206 >> I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 201 00:05:25,206 --> 00:05:27,689 IF IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN 202 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:29,655 THAT WHEN [BLEEP] WOULD TAKE A 203 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:30,379 DAMN BLACK GUY AND WHOOP THEIR 204 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:31,103 ASS AND THROW HIM IN THE CELL. 205 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:32,068 I'D RUN FOR [BLEEP] SHERIFF. 206 00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:33,172 >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE 207 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:34,068 THAT NO MORE. 208 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,137 >> I KNOW, TAKE THEM DOWN TO THE 209 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,586 MUD CREEK AND HANG THEM UP WITH 210 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,724 A DAMN ROPE. 211 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,310 BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 212 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,103 THEY GOT MORE RIGHTS THAN WE 213 00:05:40,103 --> 00:05:42,000 GOT. 214 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,862 [AUDIENCE REACTS] 215 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:45,413 >> Jordan: WOW. 216 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,896 SOMEONE TELL THESE COPS THAT 217 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:47,827 THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN 218 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:49,137 SILENT! 219 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:50,310 AND YOU CAN TELL THIS THING WAS 220 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,206 GONNA GO BADLY AS SOON AS THEY 221 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:52,931 SAID "BACK IN THE DAY." 222 00:05:52,931 --> 00:05:55,793 NO SENTENCE IN THE SOUTH EVER 223 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:57,275 GOES WELL AFTER THE PHRASE 224 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,206 "BACK IN THE DAY." 225 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,896 IT'S NEVER LIKE, 226 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,172 "BACK IN THE DAY, WE LIVED IN A 227 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:05,241 RICH, MULTI-CULTURAL TAPESTRY." 228 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,862 WHAT'S CRAZY IS THESE REPORTERS 229 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,206 WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING FOR RACISM 230 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:13,103 AND ASSASSINATION PLOTS. 231 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:14,724 THEY WERE HOPING TO CATCH 232 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,344 IMPROPER MEETING PROCEDURES. 233 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,068 IT'S LIKE IF YOU PUT A SECURITY 234 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:18,896 CAMERA UP IN THE OFFICE TO SEE 235 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:19,655 WHICH EMPLOYEE WAS STEALING THE 236 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,413 YOGURTS, AND YOU CAUGHT THEM 237 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,827 DOING A HUMAN SACRIFICE. 238 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:24,620 YOU'D BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'VE 239 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,586 STUMBLED UPON THE MOST UNHOLY 240 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:29,206 RITUALS -- 241 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,000 AND OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE EATING 242 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,448 MY CHOBANI!" 243 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:35,310 FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, WE GO 244 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,000 LIVE TO OKLAHOMA AND 245 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,896 ROY WOOD JR. 246 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:40,551 ROY! 247 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:41,137 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 248 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:42,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> WHAT OUTCOME A MAN 249 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:42,862 >> WHAT OUTCOME A MAN 250 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:46,275 >> Jordan: THIS IS AN 251 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:46,827 ASTOUNDING SCOOP. 252 00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:47,586 SHADY SHERIFFS CAUGHT ON A 253 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:48,344 RECORDING TALKING ABOUT MURDER, 254 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:49,000 HIT MEN, BEING RACIST. 255 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,551 WHAT A STORY. 256 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:53,586 >> AND THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME 257 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:56,034 EXACTLY TO WHERE IT HAPPENED, 258 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:56,862 JORDAN. 259 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:57,724 HERE IS THE THING. 260 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,793 IF YOU PUT A RECORDER NEXT TO 261 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:03,620 ANY SHERIFF FOR A FEW MINUTES, 262 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:04,827 YOU'RE GONNA HEAR SOME RACISM. 263 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:06,172 I DON'T TRUST ANY SHERIFF, 264 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:06,931 ANDY GRIFFITH, WOODY FROM 265 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:10,206 "TOY STORY." 266 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:12,034 AND I DAMN SURE DON'T TRUST ANY 267 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:14,000 OF THOSE "POP PATROL" DOGS. 268 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,241 >> Jordan: ARE THEY ALL COPS? 269 00:07:15,241 --> 00:07:17,034 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T 270 00:07:17,034 --> 00:07:17,965 TRUST THEM. 271 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:19,931 IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M KIND OF 272 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:22,000 SURPRISED THAT THIS RECORDING 273 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,413 WASN'T MORE RACIST. 274 00:07:23,413 --> 00:07:24,896 >> Jordan: REALLY? 275 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:25,793 THEY WERE SAYING THAT IT'S TOO 276 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,000 BAD THEY COULDN'T KILL BLACK 277 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,551 PEOPLE, LIKE BACK IN THE DAY. 278 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,586 >> YEAH, BACK IN THE DAY. 279 00:07:30,586 --> 00:07:32,137 SO WE'RE CANCELING PEOPLE FOR 280 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:33,344 REMINISCING NOW? 281 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,241 A [BLEEP] CAN'T TAKE A WALK DOWN 282 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:38,551 MEMORY LANE? 283 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:39,586 THAT'S ALL THEY DID. 284 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,137 EITHER WAY, THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T 285 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:42,241 DO IT ANYMORE. 286 00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:43,448 THAT'S WHY WHEN THEY WAS ON 287 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:44,689 TAPE, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 288 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:47,068 KILLING WHITE PEOPLE. 289 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:48,034 THAT IS PROGRESS. 290 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,137 THAT IS WHAT MARTIN LUTHER KING 291 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:50,689 WAS TALKING ABOUT. 292 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:53,413 >> Jordan: NO, NO, I HAD A 293 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:54,724 POSTER OF HIS FUTURE MIGHT CALL 294 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:55,517 THE STORM REMOVE HIM THEM AND 295 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,965 THEY ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT 296 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:57,551 KILLING WHITE PEOPLE. 297 00:07:57,551 --> 00:07:59,655 THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT KILLING 298 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:00,275 WHITE JOURNALISTS. 299 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,000 WE NEED TO PROTECT THESE 300 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,103 LION-HEARTED, IVORY-SKINNED, 301 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:05,896 MICHIGAN-BORN REPORTERS, WHOEVER 302 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:06,758 THEY MAY BE! 303 00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:09,724 >> STOP BEING A BITCH. 304 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:10,827 WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF, MAN? 305 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:12,965 I'M NOT SAYING THEY SHOULD 306 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:14,482 KILL -- I'M NOT SAYING THEY 307 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:15,379 SHOULD KILL WHITE PEOPLE. 308 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:17,000 I'M SAYING, WE CAN AGREE THAT 309 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,448 IT'S BETTER THAN KILLING BLACK 310 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:22,275 PEOPLE. 311 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,103 >> Jordan: ROY, WE CANNOT 312 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:23,586 AGREE ON THAT. 313 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,310 >> OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING IT'S 314 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:27,137 BETTER TO KILL BLACK PEOPLE? 315 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:30,068 >> Jordan: NO, NO,'S ROY, 316 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:31,034 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 317 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:33,482 I WANT THEM TO KILL US BOTH 318 00:08:33,482 --> 00:08:34,861 EQUALLY, ALL RIGHT? 319 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,034 THESE COPS SHOULDN'T BE TALKING 320 00:08:36,034 --> 00:08:36,965 ABOUT KILLING ANYONE ANYWAY. 321 00:08:36,965 --> 00:08:39,309 >> BUT CAN YOU BLAME THEM? 322 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:42,482 LOOK AT THIS SMALL ASS BUILDING, 323 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:42,895 MAN. 324 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:44,517 THEY WORK IN THIS BUILDING EVERY 325 00:08:44,517 --> 00:08:44,965 DAY. 326 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,103 IF I HAD TO SPEND MY WHOLE DAY 327 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:49,000 IN A SPACE AT SMALL, IB RACES 328 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 TOO. 329 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,310 TINY ASS, NO VENTILATION. 330 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,482 IF YOU A WHITE MAN AND YOUR LIFE 331 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,862 HAS LED YOU TO A JOB IN THIS 332 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:58,655 BUILDING, YOU GOT TO BLAME 333 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:00,724 SOMEBODY. 334 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:02,793 MIGHT AS WELL BE US. 335 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,482 IT IS LIKE THE THIRD HOUSE FROM 336 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:06,862 THE THREE LITTLE PIGS. 337 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:08,586 >> Jordan: ENOUGH ABOUT THE 338 00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:09,000 BUILDING. 339 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,724 LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT THE AUDIO 340 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:11,103 RECORDING. 341 00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:12,931 >> YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE 342 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:13,724 AUDIO RECORDING. 343 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,068 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE AUDIO 344 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,068 RECORDING AND HOW THEY WEREN'T 345 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:18,137 ABLE TO SEE A TAPE RECORDER IN 346 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:19,344 THIS SMALL ASS BUILDING! 347 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,793 THE TAPE RECORDER PROBABLY TOOK 348 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:21,793 UP HALF THE ROOM! 349 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:23,103 YOU KNOW THEY FELT THE HEAT FROM 350 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:23,586 THE BATTERIES. 351 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:25,448 THEY WAS PROBABLY IN THE ROOM 352 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:27,000 LOOKING OVER, OH, I'M SORRY, 353 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,413 WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT LYNCHING? 354 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:30,655 I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS TAPE 355 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:31,172 RECORDER. 356 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:31,965 >> Jordan: WHAT DO YOU THINK 357 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:34,103 SHOULD HAPPEN TO THESE OFFICERS, 358 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:34,965 ROY? 359 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,000 >> I THINK WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO 360 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,413 THE OFFICERS IS VERY SIMPLE, 361 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:38,793 JORDAN. 362 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:39,551 THEY PLOTTED A MURDER, WHICH 363 00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:41,034 LAST I CHECKED IS A CRIME. 364 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:42,655 SO FOR THE SOCIETY, WE CANNOT 365 00:09:42,655 --> 00:09:44,241 ENTRUST THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE 366 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:46,172 WITH PROTECTING THE CITIZENS OF 367 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:46,655 OKLAHOMA. 368 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,758 THEY HAVE TO BE LOCKED UP, THEY 369 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,965 HAVE TO BE PLACED IN SOLITARY 370 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:51,689 CONFINEMENT, BECAUSE THEN THEY 371 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:52,448 WOULD HAVE MORE BREATHING ROOM 372 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:54,344 THEN THEY HAD IN THIS DAMN TINY 373 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,241 ASS BUILDING! 374 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:56,000 IT IS SMALL, MAN! 375 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,931 YOU CAN'T EVEN FART IN THERE! 376 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,172 >> Jordan: ROY WOOD JR., 377 00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:00,586 EVERYONE. 378 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:04,517 WHEN WE COME BACK, DON'T GO 379 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,241 WHEN WE COME BACK, DON'T GO AWAY. 380 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:34,103 AWAY. 381 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:34,896 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 382 00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,758 >> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO 383 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:37,344 "THE DAILY SHOW." 384 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:38,517 FLORIDA GETS A LOT OF ATTENTION 385 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:39,724 BECAUSE OF HOW FLORIDA IT IS. 386 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,103 BUT IT IS NOT THE ONLY STATE OUT 387 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,517 THERE. 388 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,172 THAT'S WHY I TRAVELED TO 389 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:45,068 MICHIGAN FOR MY HOME STATE, TO 390 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:45,862 INTERVIEW WITH GOVERNOR, 391 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,482 GRETCHEN WHITMER, ABOUT HOW 392 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,275 SHE'S MAKING MICHIGAN THE 393 00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,000 OPPOSITE OF FLORIDA. 394 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,034 LAST FALL, MICHIGAN 395 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:51,827 GOVERNOR GRETCHEN WHITMER CREWS 396 00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:53,517 TO REELECTION WITH A 397 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,931 DOUBLE-DIGIT WIN AGAINST A 398 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:55,655 TRUMP-BACKED ELECTION DENIER. 399 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,551 DEMOCRAT CONTROL OF BOTH THE 400 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,896 HOUSE AND SENATE HAS ALLOWED HER 401 00:10:57,896 --> 00:11:01,000 TO MAKE UNFETTERED PROGRESS IN 402 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:01,793 INFRASTRUCTURE, ABORTION RIGHTS, 403 00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:02,379 AND GUN REGULATIONS. 404 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:04,241 AND NOW JUST PASSED 100 DAYS 405 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:05,827 INTO HER SECOND TERM, I WANTED 406 00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:07,000 TO HEAR WHAT IS NEXT. 407 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,344 SO I WENT BACK HOME TO MICHIGAN 408 00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:11,172 TO LEND MY SUPPORT TO THE VITAL 409 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,310 LOCAL BEER MAKING ECONOMY. 410 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,413 IN MICHIGAN, WE PREGAME WITH OUR 411 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,586 FRIEND AND FAMILIES BEFORE 412 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:18,655 WOLVERINE SATURDAY AND NOW 413 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,000 APPARENTLY BEFORE INTERVIEWS 414 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,758 WITH THE GOVERNOR. 415 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,586 WE WILL DO A MICHIGAN TEST TO 416 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:23,931 SEE YOUR SOBRIETY. 417 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,551 CAN YOU SPELL YPSILANTI? 418 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,586 >> Gov. Whitmer: Y-P -- 419 00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,862 >> Jordan: WOW. 420 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:31,241 [LAUGHTER] 421 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:34,000 >> THANK YOU. 422 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,758 >> Jordan: GOVERNOR, IS AS AN 423 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:36,827 OPPOSITE AOC? 424 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,275 A SUCCESSFUL POLITICIAN BECOMES 425 00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:39,724 A BARTENDER? 426 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:40,965 >> Gov. Whitmer: I HAVE TO 427 00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:41,896 HAVE SOME SKILLS AFTER THIS IS 428 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:42,206 DONE. 429 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:43,931 >> Jordan: JUST WANT TO REMIND 430 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:44,793 YOU, THE GOVERNOR CANNOT ACCEPT 431 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,206 ANY CASH OR TIPS BUT I CAN. 432 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,137 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THAT 433 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,344 WOULD BE GREAT. 434 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:50,103 REMEMBER, THINGS COST THREE 435 00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,517 TIMES AS MUCH A NEW YORK. 436 00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:53,172 SO TYPICAL. 437 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:53,965 >> Gov. Whitmer: YOU SHOULD 438 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,620 MOVE BACK TO MICHIGAN, AM I 439 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,103 RIGHT? 440 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,482 >> Jordan: CHEERS, GOVERNOR, 441 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,172 THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME. 442 00:11:58,172 --> 00:12:00,241 >> GLAD TO BE HERE. 443 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,896 >> Jordan: HAPPY TO BE HERE. 444 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:05,586 AND A MICHIGAN HEALTH FOOD STORE 445 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,172 AND MICHIGAN BREWERY. 446 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:08,103 >> Gov. Whitmer: MICHIGAN 447 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:08,448 BREW. 448 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,586 >> Jordan: I AM FROM 449 00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:11,172 KALAMAZOO. 450 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:13,689 I AM BACK IN THE BREWERY. 451 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:14,793 [LAUGHTER] 452 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,655 IN MICHIGAN, THAT IS 453 00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,620 STATISTICALLY LIKELY. 454 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:18,172 EITHER GOING TO BE A 455 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,517 MICROBREWERY OR A PARKING LOT. 456 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,758 SO MICHIGAN GOES TRUMP IN 2016 457 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,758 COME ABIDING IN 2020, IT GOES 458 00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:26,413 YOU OVERWHELMINGLY IN 2022. 459 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,103 WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MICHIGAN? 460 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,413 >> Gov. Whitmer: WE ARE THE 461 00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:31,965 MOST DIVERSE SWING STATE IN THE 462 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:32,310 COUNTRY. 463 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,034 I THINK THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT SO 464 00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:34,448 GREAT. 465 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:36,103 IT IS ALSO WHY YOU GOT TO LISTEN 466 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,724 TO PEOPLE, GOT TO TALK TO 467 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,758 PEOPLE, GOT TO TRY TO SOLVE 468 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,000 PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF JUST BEING 469 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,344 ANGER. 470 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,793 >> Jordan: YOU ARE IN 471 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:44,448 MICHIGAN. 472 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,724 THE HEAD OF THE G.O.P., 473 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,103 INTERNALLY ELECTED, HE WENT ON 474 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,034 SYMPATHIZER, ELECTION DENIER, 475 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:52,758 CALLING DEMOCRATS DEMONIC. 476 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:53,413 >> Gov. Whitmer: [LAUGHS] 477 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:55,000 THE HEAD OF THE G.O.P., TO YOUR 478 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 POINT, SAID THAT BOTH YOGA ARE 479 00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,344 SATANIC. 480 00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:01,172 >> Jordan: WALK THE LINE ON 481 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:01,724 SATANIC BEYONCE? 482 00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:02,862 >> Gov. Whitmer: I WAS GOING 483 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,000 TO MAKE A SEAT AT THE TABLE FOR 484 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,137 SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO 485 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,000 SOLVE PROBLEMS REGARDLESS OF 486 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,724 WHAT THEIR POLITICAL BENT IS 487 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,241 WHAT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR 488 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:13,000 PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CALL BEYONCE 489 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,379 SATANIC. 490 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,137 >> Jordan: THERE IS A BIG 491 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:15,965 HUNTING CULTURE AND MICHIGAN 492 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,241 P.R. TO GO YOU'RE ABOUT TO PASS 493 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:20,000 THE BIG GUN CONTROL MEASURES 494 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,517 HERE. 495 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,965 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE 496 00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:24,000 GUN OWNERS HERE WHO STILL 497 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,172 REALLY, REALLY WANT TO KILL 498 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:26,517 DEER? 499 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,000 >> Gov. Whitmer: YOU DON'T 500 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 NEED ANY FANCY GUNS, YOU CAN 501 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,724 STILL HUNT AND ENJOY. 502 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,620 THIS WILL BE A LAWFUL GUN OWNER. 503 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,000 MOST GUN OWNERS BELIEVE THAT 504 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,896 THERE SHOULD BE BACKGROUND 505 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:38,793 CHECKS AND SAFE STORAGE. 506 00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:41,379 VIRGINIA HAS DONE THIS, IT ISN'T 507 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:42,896 THAT WILD CHANGES, IT IS JUST 508 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,000 SIMPLY TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE 509 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,310 SAFER. 510 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,517 >> Jordan: I LIKE HOW YOU SAY 511 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:45,862 THAT. 512 00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:48,965 IF INDIANA CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO 513 00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:49,310 IT. 514 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,000 >> Gov. Whitmer: [LAUGHS] 515 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,655 RIGHT? 516 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,241 >> Jordan: ABORTION IS USUALLY 517 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:53,965 A TOPIC DEMOCRATS RUN FROM, OR 518 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,724 AT LEAST MAKE A CENTERPIECE OF 519 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:57,206 THEIR CAMPAIGNS. 520 00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:57,931 YOU DID. 521 00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,137 AND YOU HAVE TAKEN BOLD ACTION 522 00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,172 ON THAT. 523 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,000 IS THAT A RECIPE FOR NATIONAL 524 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,413 ELECTIONS? 525 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,103 >> Gov. Whitmer: THE MIDWEST 526 00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,827 IS A GREAT PLACE TO SEE THAT YOU 527 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,517 CAN WIN ON ABORTION. 528 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,620 PEOPLE EXPECT TO HAVE THESE 529 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,551 RIGHTS. 530 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,827 WE HAD THEM FOR 50 YEARS. 531 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,344 WE MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS ABOUT 532 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,551 OUR BODIES AND OUR FUTURE IS. 533 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:18,000 >> Jordan: YOU REPEALED A 1931 534 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,965 ABORTION LAW. 535 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,931 ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAWS ON THE 536 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,689 BOOKS FROM BACK THEN THAT ARE 537 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:23,551 WORTH LOOKING BACK INTO? 538 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,413 >> Gov. Whitmer: OH, YEAH. 539 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,103 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF ZOMBIES. 540 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:29,241 >> Jordan: THEY ARE IN THERE. 541 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:29,896 >> Gov. Whitmer: ZOMBIE 542 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:30,241 KILLER. 543 00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,655 >> Jordan: DEATH PENALTY FOR 544 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:33,206 SWING DANCING, IS THAT IN THERE? 545 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,000 SPRINGER MICHIGAN MEANS POTHOLES 546 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,413 ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE GOVERNOR 547 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:37,517 HAS INVESTED BILLIONS IN 548 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,000 INFRASTRUCTURE AS PART OF HER 549 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,827 PROMISE TO FIX THE DAMN ROADS. 550 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,586 OR SOMEONE WHO BLEW A FEW TIRES 551 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,137 HERE IN MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS, I 552 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:47,241 KNEW IT WAS MY DUTY TO HELP. 553 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:48,034 >> Gov. Whitmer: I AM WITH THE 554 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,827 MEN AND WOMEN TO HELP AND SO 555 00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,068 DOES JORDAN. 556 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,517 >> Jordan: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 557 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,206 >> Gov. Whitmer: ALL RIGHT, 558 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,137 READY TO DO SOME WORK? 559 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,137 GOT TO PUT YOUR SHOES ON. 560 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,310 >> Jordan: DRESS FOR THE JOB 561 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,862 YOU WANT AND FOR ME, I WOULD 562 00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:02,241 LIKE TO BE FOREMAN OR WHATEVER 563 00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:03,862 THE CORPORATE PERSON IS IN THE 564 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:04,206 OFFICE. 565 00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,344 >> LET ME PULL OUT MY WATCH. 566 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,896 WHAT TIME IS AT? 567 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,137 >> TIME TO FIX THE DAMN ROADS! 568 00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:12,206 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 569 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:14,482 >> Jordan: THIS IS -- 570 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:15,931 >> THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A WORK 571 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,413 AROUND HERE. 572 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:19,896 SEE PUTTING A LITTLE WORK, I 573 00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:20,827 KNOW YOU GOT NICE PANTS ON, SO 574 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,000 TRY NOT TO GET TOO MUCH WORK ON 575 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:23,310 YOU. 576 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,620 >> Jordan: OF THIS IS ACTUALLY 577 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,586 AN IMPEDIMENT, I CAN STAND AND 578 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,068 WATCH THE WORK. 579 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,689 >> DON'T DO THAT. 580 00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,344 >> Jordan: FIXING POTHOLES, 581 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,034 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ESTABLISH 582 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,827 THAT MY HOME STATE IS DEFINITELY 583 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:36,344 NOT FLORIDA. 584 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,034 >> Gov. Whitmer: OTHER STATES 585 00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,413 ARE WAGING WARS AGAINST 586 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:41,586 DIFFERENT PARTS OF THEIR 587 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:42,482 POPULATION. 588 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:43,344 I THINK A LOT OF POLITICIANS 589 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,758 JUST WANT TO PICK FIGHTS OR GOOD 590 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:46,551 HEADLINES, WHETHER IT IS PICKING 591 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:49,931 A FIGHT WITH MICKEY MOUSE, OR 592 00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:52,172 MOVING BACKWARDS TO THE EARLY 593 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:53,482 1900s, IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO 594 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,000 SHOW UP AND TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE 595 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,931 ON WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 596 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,241 SO WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE 597 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,206 MICHIGAN A PLACE WHERE EVERY 598 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,310 BUSINESS CAN THRIVE AND EVERY 599 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,862 PERSON HAS RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS 600 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,000 TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS, AND 601 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,862 TO LIVE THE LIFE THEY WANT AND 602 00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,862 BE SUCCESSFUL. 603 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,172 >> Jordan: YOU ARE PROGRESSIVE 604 00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,000 ON GUNS COME ON ABORTION RIGHTS. 605 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,689 IT FEELS LIKE THE MICHIGAN HAND 606 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:13,793 IS A WELCOMING HAND. 607 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,206 >> Gov. Whitmer: IT IS. 608 00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:15,965 IT IS FREEDOM. 609 00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,241 >> Jordan: MICHIGAN IS A HAND, 610 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,000 WHAT IS FLORIDA? 611 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,206 IT LOOKS LIKE A -- 612 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,448 >> Gov. Whitmer: TRYING NOT TO 613 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,413 GO THERE. 614 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:23,827 [LAUGHTER] 615 00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,551 >> Jordan: JUST SAYING. 616 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:29,068 IT IS ONE, THAT IS THE 617 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:29,482 DEMOCRACY. 618 00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:31,000 AT TIMES. 619 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,793 >> Gov. Whitmer: YOUR WORDS. 620 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,172 [LAUGHTER] 621 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:35,689 >> Jordan: FAIR. 622 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:36,275 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 623 00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,379 >> Jordan: THANK YOU. 624 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,172 STAY TUNED, BECAUSE WHEN WE COME 625 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,827 BACK, MICHAEL SHANNON WILL BE 626 00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:42,965 JOINING ME ON THE SHOW. 627 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:50,310 DON'T GO AWAY. 628 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:56,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 629 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,379 >> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO 630 00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:57,931 "THE DAILY SHOW." 631 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,310 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 632 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,172 ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR 633 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,413 WHO CAN CURRENTLY BE SEEN IN THE 634 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,413 SHOWTIME SERIES, 635 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,550 "WACO: THE AFTERMATH." 636 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,172 >> THIS THING WAS PUBLISHED 637 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,275 ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO. 638 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,378 SO HOW IS IT SUDDENLY AN 639 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:11,792 EMERGENCY? 640 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,517 >> BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT THESE 641 00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:14,964 GROUPS ARE USING THIS BOOK TO 642 00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,619 HELP COORDINATE THEIR EFFORTS. 643 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,205 THESE MILITIAS, THEY USED TO BE 644 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:19,619 SEPARATE. 645 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,758 LITTLE POCKETS HERE AND THERE, 646 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,172 WE COULD DEAL WITH THEM. 647 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:26,517 BUT NOW, WACO HAS DONE SOMETHING 648 00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:26,896 TO THEM. 649 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:30,482 IT HAS UNITED THEM. 650 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,586 AND THEY ARE STARTING TO LOOK 651 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,620 MORE LIKE A FOREIGN TERRORIST 652 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,000 NETWORK THAN ANYTHING WE'VE EVER 653 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,724 SEEN IN THE U.S. BEFORE. 654 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:42,448 >> Jordan: PLEASE WELCOME 655 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:42,965 MICHAEL SHANNON! 656 00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,931 ♪ 657 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:56,344 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 658 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:57,931 >> THIS IS EXCITING. 659 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,931 >> Jordan: MICHAEL, WELCOME TO 660 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:00,931 THE SHOW. 661 00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:02,000 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 662 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,310 >> Jordan: THE SERIES, TODAY 663 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,758 IS A 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 664 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:07,172 WACO SIEGE. 665 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,965 AND I KNOW THIS SERIES, YOU DID 666 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:11,206 A SERIES THAT LOOKED AT THE WACO 667 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,275 SIEGE, AND NOW THIS IS 668 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:13,137 REVISITING IT. 669 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,793 IT IS THE AFTERMATH. 670 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,379 WHAT IS IT ABOUT WACO THAT MADE 671 00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:19,448 YOU WANT TO RETURN TO THE STORY? 672 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,827 >> YEAH, I MEAN, A LOT OF 673 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:23,827 PEOPLE, WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS 674 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:27,965 MAKING A SEQUEL FOR WACO, THEY 675 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:31,103 SAID, DIDN'T YOU DO IT ALL? 676 00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:33,103 AND GRANTED, THAT WAS THE EVENT, 677 00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:34,241 BUT OBVIOUSLY, AN EVENT LIKE 678 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:38,344 THAT IS LIKE A METEOR CRASHING 679 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,551 INTO THE EARTH, YOU KNOW? 680 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:44,034 IT IS GOING TO HAVE SEISMIC 681 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:47,586 CONSEQUENCES, AND I REALLY THINK 682 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,482 IT IS WORTH EXPLORING THESE 683 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:50,827 INCIDENTS, THEY DON'T JUST EXIST 684 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,000 IN A VACUUM. 685 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,551 AND EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED AND 686 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,862 EVERYTHING LEADS TO THE NEXT 687 00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:57,689 THING, AND THAT IS WHAT WAS SO 688 00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,275 WORTHWHILE TO EXPLORE. 689 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,379 >> Jordan: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU 690 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:02,068 LOOK AT WACO, IT IS IN MANY 691 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,103 WAYS, IF NOT THE BIRTH OF THE 692 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,896 MODERN MILITIA MOVEMENT, 693 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,655 DEFINITELY PART OF THE 694 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:07,206 INTRODUCTORY FOR IT. 695 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,655 >> YEAH. 696 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:14,413 AND JUST SEWING THIS DISTRUST 697 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,724 AND THEN GOVERNMENT. 698 00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:18,000 A LOT OF TIMES, WHEN I THINK 699 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 ABOUT ANARCHY, I THINK, WHAT IS 700 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,068 IT THAT REALLY FRIGHTENS PEOPLE 701 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,275 ABOUT ANARCHY? 702 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:27,103 WHAT IS THE THING THAT YOU WOULD 703 00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:31,172 LOSE IN A STATE OF ANARCHY THAT 704 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:31,724 IS SO SIGNIFICANT? 705 00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:33,172 AND THE ANSWER TO THAT, I KEEP 706 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,241 COMING UP WITH IS, WELL, THE 707 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,137 GOVERNMENT KEEPS YOU SAFE. 708 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:41,689 THE GOVERNMENT EXISTS IN ORDER 709 00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:44,896 TO KEEP THE POPULATION SAFE, 710 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,827 TAKEN CARE OF, AND IF THE 711 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,655 GOVERNMENT ISN'T DOING THAT, IT 712 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,068 IS REALLY KIND OF WORTHLESS. 713 00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,379 LIKE, THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT 714 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:53,310 TO EXIST. 715 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,517 AND IT DOES THAT IN A VARIETY OF 716 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,586 WAYS, WHETHER IT IS THE MOST 717 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,310 OBVIOUS WAY IS JUST KEEPING US 718 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:03,413 SAFE FROM HARM, BUT ALSO HELPING 719 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,965 US TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES AND 720 00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:06,586 BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF 721 00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:08,896 OURSELVES AND LIVE SOMEWHERE 722 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,793 WHERE WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 723 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,275 ABOUT OUR OWN WELL-BEING ALL THE 724 00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:13,448 TIME. 725 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:15,689 LIKE, THAT IS, AS FAR AS I CAN 726 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,517 TELL, WHY IT IS THERE. 727 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,034 [APPLAUSE] 728 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:18,551 >> Jordan: YEAH. 729 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,689 I THINK IN AN IDEAL SENSE, YES. 730 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,758 I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE 731 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,965 ROAD, I TALKED TO A LOT OF FOLKS 732 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:26,896 WHO HAVE THIS INHERENT DISTRUST 733 00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:27,551 IN THE GOVERNMENT. 734 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:29,206 THEY DON'T SEE IT AS SOMETHING 735 00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,862 THAT SERVES A ROLE TO SUPPORT 736 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:31,517 AND TO PROTECT. 737 00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:33,379 IT IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD 738 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,551 SHOULD BE DISTRUSTFUL OF. 739 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,103 WACO IS AN EXPERIENCE THAT WAS 740 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,620 COMPLICATED FOR A LOT OF FOLKS. 741 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,586 THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T HANDLE IT 742 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,275 PERHAPS THE WAY THEY COULD HAVE 743 00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:42,137 OR SHOULD HAVE. 744 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:43,379 YOU EVEN MAKE THIS SERIES AT A 745 00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:44,586 TIME THAT WAS. 746 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,310 WHAT HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6. 747 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,931 THE SERIES ORIGINALLY LOOKS AT 748 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,517 THE EXTREMISM, AND SINCE THEN, 749 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,103 WE HAVE SEEN WHAT IS EXTREMISM 750 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,206 IN A SERIES LIKE THAT NOW MAKE 751 00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:56,172 ITS WAY ONTO THE FRONT PAGES 752 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,965 COME ONTO THE STEPS OF THE 753 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,000 CAPITOL, JANUARY 6 HAS NOW HAPPENED. 754 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,689 HOW DOES THAT AFFECT APPROACHING 755 00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:03,482 TELLING THE STORY? 756 00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:06,896 >> WELL, JEEZ, IT JUST MAKES ME 757 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,482 WONDER, LIKE, BECAUSE THINGS 758 00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:09,517 KEEP HAPPENING THAT YOU THINK, 759 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:12,448 THERE IS NO WAY THIS COULD EVER 760 00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:13,137 HAPPEN. 761 00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:13,758 AND THEN IT HAPPENS. 762 00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:18,137 AND SO I AM LIKE, WELL, WHAT IS 763 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,000 THE NEXT -- WHAT'S THE NEXT 764 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,931 THING AFTER JANUARY 6? 765 00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,931 AND WHAT IS FASCINATING IS, THE 766 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,344 FELLOW I AM PLAYING, WHO IS AN 767 00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:26,931 ACTUAL REAL PERSON, HAS AN 768 00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,206 INCREDIBLE BOOK. 769 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,896 I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYBODY 770 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:33,068 READ IT, CALLED "STALLING FOR 771 00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:33,620 TIME. 772 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,310 BUT WACO IS ONE CHAPTER IN HIS 773 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:36,655 BOOK. 774 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:40,896 LIKE I SAID, AS CATACLYSMIC AS 775 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,275 IT WAS, IT IS ONLY -- HE'S GOT 776 00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:44,896 ALL OF THESE INCIDENTS THAT HE 777 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:48,448 HAS DEALT WITH OVER THE YEARS, 778 00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:51,896 ON A MICRO AND MACRO LEVELS. 779 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,310 AND HE IS VERY RELUCTANT. 780 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:56,482 HE IS NOT -- HE'S NOT LOOKING TO 781 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,448 VILIFY ANYBODY OR SAY, OH, AND 782 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,793 HE WOULD AGREE THAT THAT 783 00:22:01,793 --> 00:22:03,034 SITUATION IN WACO WAS AN 784 00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:03,758 INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED 785 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:06,724 SITUATION. 786 00:22:06,724 --> 00:22:08,551 AND HE HAS DOUBTS HIMSELF ABOUT 787 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,517 HOW HE HANDLED IT AND CERTAINLY 788 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,413 HAS DOUBTS ABOUT HOW OTHER 789 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,344 PEOPLE HANDLE THAT. 790 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:14,793 BUT HE DOESN'T THINK THERE IS A 791 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,896 BIG, BAD WOLF OR ANYTHING LIKE 792 00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:19,586 THAT. 793 00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,103 BUT I THINK IT JUST -- IT'S 794 00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,275 EXTRAORDINARILY COMPELLING, I 795 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,206 THINK, THIS STORY. 796 00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:27,000 AND I THINK IT'S EXTRAORDINARILY 797 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,275 VALUABLE TO REALIZE THAT NO 798 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:34,689 MATTER HOW OUTLANDISH AN EVENT 799 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:37,344 IS, THAT THERE IS SOMETHING EVEN 800 00:22:37,344 --> 00:22:38,103 MORE OUTLANDISH JUST AROUND THE 801 00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:38,482 CORNER. 802 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:43,620 AND I THINK THAT THAT IS WHY THE 803 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,137 STORY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE 804 00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:46,551 FOREFRONT OF OUR MINDS. 805 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:47,758 >> Jordan: YOU WERE TELLING 806 00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:48,344 THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A 807 00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:50,000 STORYTELLER AND YOU ARE LIKE, 808 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,068 NEXT SEASON -- YOU GOT TWO 809 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,517 SERIES OUT OF IT. 810 00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:57,896 "YOU THINK YOU HAVE SEEN THIS SO 811 00:22:57,896 --> 00:22:59,689 FAR, THE AFTER AFTER PART, ARE 812 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:00,310 YOU PITCHING IT NOW? 813 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:04,000 >> [LAUGHS] 814 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,827 THERE ARE ACTUALLY -- GARY AND 815 00:23:05,827 --> 00:23:06,931 I -- BECAUSE GARY AND I ACTUALLY 816 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,413 HAVE BECOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS. 817 00:23:08,413 --> 00:23:11,000 >> Jordan: YOU BOUGHT THE IP. 818 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,310 I SEE. 819 00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,034 >> GARY, I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT 820 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:15,103 TO POINT OUT THAT I AM 821 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,862 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE GARY. 822 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,965 I DON'T LOOK LIKE GARY, I DON'T 823 00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:18,448 SOUND LIKE GARY. 824 00:23:18,448 --> 00:23:20,586 >> Jordan: YOU ARE THE SECOND, 825 00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:21,793 THIRD, FOURTH CHOICE? 826 00:23:21,793 --> 00:23:23,482 >> YEAH, YEAH. 827 00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:26,310 IT WAS DANNY DeVITO, FISHER 828 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,137 STEVENS, AND THEN BE. 829 00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:30,206 >> Jordan: -- 830 00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:32,793 >> I AM LIKE A CATCH BASICALLY, 831 00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:37,344 I GET WHEN NO ONE ELSE WANTS. 832 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:38,896 BUT HE IS LIKE, WE'VE GOT TO 833 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:41,275 MAKE ALL THE CHAPTERS. 834 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:46,068 THERE IS A POTENTIAL THIRD 835 00:23:46,068 --> 00:23:46,448 SEASON. 836 00:23:46,448 --> 00:23:47,586 IF YOU READ THE BOOK, YOU'LL 837 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:48,344 FIGURE IT OUT. 838 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,310 BUT ANYWAY, THE ONLY OTHER POINT 839 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:51,724 I WANT TO MAKE -- I HAVE HEARD 840 00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:53,172 OTHER PEOPLE, FRIENDS OF MINE, 841 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:55,896 SAY THIS, PARTICULARLY THE 842 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,482 BROTHERS WHO MADE THE SHOW WHO 843 00:23:57,482 --> 00:24:00,793 ARE JUST JOHN ANDREW, ARE JUST 844 00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:02,000 BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, AND 845 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 THEY REALLY, REALLY CARE. 846 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,172 IT IS NOT EASY TO MAKE A SHOW 847 00:24:06,172 --> 00:24:06,586 LIKE THIS. 848 00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,827 THERE IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF 849 00:24:08,827 --> 00:24:09,241 RESISTANCE. 850 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,517 LIKE, REALLY, THIS IS KIND OF A 851 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:12,000 DRAG. 852 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,172 YEAH, WE NEED TO DO THIS. 853 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:17,000 >> Jordan: IS IT BECAUSE IT'S 854 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,793 AN INHERENTLY POLITICAL STORY? 855 00:24:17,793 --> 00:24:20,172 >> YEAH, THAT'S PART OF IT. 856 00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:21,310 IT'S ALSO UNPLEASANT. 857 00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:25,103 IT IS PRETTY DARN UNPLEASANT. 858 00:24:25,103 --> 00:24:26,379 IT IS TEXAS. 859 00:24:26,379 --> 00:24:28,482 BUT I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS 860 00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:29,551 THAT IS VALUABLE ALSO ABOUT IT 861 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,586 IS THAT IT PROVES THAT NO MATTER 862 00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:34,137 WHAT SIDE OF THIS DEBATE OR 863 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:37,586 ISSUE THAT YOU ARE ON, EVERYONE 864 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:40,448 IS CAPABLE OF HAVING A FLAWED 865 00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:41,034 PERSPECTIVE. 866 00:24:41,034 --> 00:24:41,896 EVERYONE IS. 867 00:24:41,896 --> 00:24:45,068 AND THAT IS ALSO IMPORTANT THING 868 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,758 TO REMEMBER, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE 869 00:24:46,758 --> 00:24:48,137 PAID LIP SERVICE TO THAT. 870 00:24:48,137 --> 00:24:49,344 IT'S LIKE, IT'S NOT UNTIL WE 871 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:50,206 REACH ACROSS THE AISLE, 872 00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:53,724 WHATEVER, FIND COMMON GROUND, 873 00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:55,517 BUT I THINK IT IS REALLY 874 00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:56,965 INTERESTING IN THIS SITUATION, 875 00:24:56,965 --> 00:25:01,068 THE STORY, TO SEE HOW THAT 876 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:05,000 REALLY IS NOT EASY TO DO FOR 877 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,413 EITHER SIDE. 878 00:25:07,413 --> 00:25:09,724 AND HOW COMPLICATED THAT TRULY 879 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:13,413 CAN BE IN PRACTICE, NOT JUST AS, 880 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,931 LIKE, A CATCHY SLOGAN, SOMETHING 881 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,137 THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO. 882 00:25:17,137 --> 00:25:18,344 >> Jordan: YEAH, IT IS 883 00:25:18,344 --> 00:25:20,206 VULNERABLE TO SUCCEED ANY KIND 884 00:25:20,206 --> 00:25:20,827 OF GROUND. 885 00:25:20,827 --> 00:25:22,137 ADMITTING THAT YOUR POINT OF 886 00:25:22,137 --> 00:25:23,620 VIEW MIGHT BE FLAWED COULD PUT 887 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,103 YOU IN A POSITION WHERE YOU 888 00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,517 SUDDENLY NOW LOSE GROUND TO THIS 889 00:25:26,517 --> 00:25:26,965 OTHER SIDE. 890 00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:30,482 I FEEL LIKE WE ARE CONSTANTLY 891 00:25:30,482 --> 00:25:31,655 FIGHTING THOSE BATTLES TODAY. 892 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,379 >> AND PARTICULARLY WHEN THEY 893 00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:35,000 ARE ACTUALLY LIVES ON THE LINE. 894 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,586 LIKE, IT IS NOT JUST 895 00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:39,275 THANKSGIVING AND YOU ARE 896 00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:40,034 THROWING TO SWEET POTATOES AT 897 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:40,482 YOUR UNCLE. 898 00:25:40,482 --> 00:25:45,448 THERE ARE PEOPLE IN VERY 899 00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:47,172 LIFE-AND-DEATH SITUATIONS, AND 900 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,241 DECISIONS HAS TO GET MADE VERY 901 00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:50,172 QUICKLY. 902 00:25:50,172 --> 00:25:51,793 >> Jordan: NOW SWITCHING GEARS 903 00:25:51,793 --> 00:25:53,793 A LITTLE BIT HERE, I AM FROM 904 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:54,137 CHICAGO. 905 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:54,896 I KNOW YOUR REPUTATION, I SAW 906 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:58,482 YOU IN CHICAGO PERFORM, NOT ONLY 907 00:25:58,482 --> 00:25:59,586 ARE YOU WONDERFUL ON THE BIG 908 00:25:59,586 --> 00:26:01,827 SCREEN, BUT ALSO LIVE IN 909 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:02,241 THEATER. 910 00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:03,965 I KNOW NOT ONLY DO YOU DO LIVE 911 00:26:03,965 --> 00:26:05,241 THEATER. 912 00:26:05,241 --> 00:26:06,448 I KNOW YOU ALSO PERFORM MUSIC. 913 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:09,310 YOU COVER HISTORIC BANDS, AND 914 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,551 THEY ARE HISTORIC ALBUMS. 915 00:26:10,551 --> 00:26:13,896 I KNOW YOU ALSO DO IMPROV. 916 00:26:13,896 --> 00:26:15,931 IS THERE -- 917 00:26:15,931 --> 00:26:16,241 WHAT? 918 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,206 [LAUGHTER] 919 00:26:17,206 --> 00:26:18,000 YEAH. 920 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,206 IT IS LIKE "WHOSE LINE IS IT 921 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:22,206 ANYWAY" TYPE SITUATION, A LOT OF 922 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,000 PROPS -- I'M KIDDING. 923 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,172 I WOULD NOT -- 924 00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:29,068 >> IT IS FUNNY TO SEE A GROWN 925 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:30,000 MAN WITH A PACIFIER. 926 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,413 [LAUGHTER] 927 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:31,275 >> Jordan: ARE YOU DRAWN TO 928 00:26:31,275 --> 00:26:32,655 THAT TYPE OF THING? 929 00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:34,586 I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE KNOWN MORE 930 00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:37,379 FOR YOUR HEAVIER, MORE DRAMATIC 931 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,137 PERFORMANCES. 932 00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:40,000 DO YOU SORT OF HAVE TO INDULGE 933 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,965 THE OTHER SIDE? 934 00:26:40,965 --> 00:26:41,724 >> OH, G. 935 00:26:41,724 --> 00:26:42,172 I DON'T KNOW. 936 00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,793 I FEEL LIKE I DON'T DO ENOUGH. 937 00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:47,413 THERE IS THINGS, I SHOULD TRY 938 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:49,379 OTHER THINGS AND KEEP 939 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:50,379 DIVERSIFYING MY PORTFOLIO AS IT 940 00:26:50,379 --> 00:26:52,103 WERE. 941 00:26:52,103 --> 00:26:54,862 BUT THEN I THINK, WELL, YOU HEAR 942 00:26:54,862 --> 00:26:56,448 A LOT OF TIMES, JUST STAY IN 943 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,793 YOUR LANE. 944 00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,551 WHETHER THAT IS WITH YOUR WORK 945 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,482 OR YOUR OPINIONS OR WHATEVER, 946 00:27:01,482 --> 00:27:02,206 YOU KNOW, JUST STAY IN YOUR 947 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:02,896 LANE. 948 00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:05,000 SO I'M KIND OF CONSCIOUS OF THAT 949 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,655 TOO. 950 00:27:05,655 --> 00:27:06,689 LIKE, THE MUSIC STUFF, PEOPLE 951 00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:08,206 ARE ALWAYS LIKABLE WHAT HAPPENED 952 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:09,551 TO YOUR BAND? 953 00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:10,827 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT? 954 00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:12,896 I AM LIKE, IT JUST STARTED TO 955 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,827 FEEL -- I JUST STARTED TO FEEL 956 00:27:14,827 --> 00:27:18,172 LIKE -- BECAUSE WHO WANTS -- 957 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:19,448 ACTOR BRANDS, I AM EMBARRASSED 958 00:27:19,448 --> 00:27:20,000 BY THEM. 959 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,793 AND I'M AN ACTOR. 960 00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:24,068 SO I DON'T WANT -- 961 00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:24,517 [APPLAUSE] 962 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,793 TO PARTICIPATE IN THAT. 963 00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:28,310 I REMEMBER -- I FREAKING LOVE 964 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:30,689 KEVIN BACON SO MUCH. 965 00:27:30,689 --> 00:27:31,965 >> Jordan: [LAUGHS] 966 00:27:31,965 --> 00:27:34,172 >> I REMEMBER SEEING THE BACON 967 00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:35,793 BROTHERS ON JAY LENO. 968 00:27:35,793 --> 00:27:36,241 I WAS LIKE -- 969 00:27:36,241 --> 00:27:37,172 >> Jordan: REMEMBER HEARING 970 00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:38,620 JOE SCARBOROUGH TALK ABOUT HIS 971 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:41,344 BAND, GOD BLESS, GO WITH GOD, 972 00:27:41,344 --> 00:27:42,206 JOE. 973 00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:43,896 >> THERE ARE CERTAIN PEOPLE WHO 974 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,034 I WON'T MENTION WHO COME INTO 975 00:27:45,034 --> 00:27:45,724 THE MAKEUP TRAILER IN THE 976 00:27:45,724 --> 00:27:48,000 MORNING AND THEY SAY, "HEY, HAVE 977 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,206 YOU HEARD MY ALBUM?" 978 00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:51,275 AND THEN THEY PUT IT ON WHILE 979 00:27:51,275 --> 00:27:52,103 EVERYONE IS GETTING THEIR HAIR 980 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,482 DOWN AND MAKE US US INTO THE 981 00:27:54,482 --> 00:27:54,965 RECORD. 982 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:55,827 >> Jordan: YOU HAVEN'T DONE 983 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:56,137 THAT? 984 00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:58,517 >> I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO MIX 985 00:27:58,517 --> 00:27:59,862 WITH THE BAD. 986 00:27:59,862 --> 00:28:01,482 I DON'T WANT TO INCRIMINATE 987 00:28:01,482 --> 00:28:01,862 MYSELF. 988 00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:03,000 >> Jordan: TELL ME THERE HAS 989 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,482 BEEN A MOMENT WHEN YOU HAVE 990 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,862 LOCKED UP VERY SERIOUSLY AND ASK 991 00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:07,000 SOMEBODY TO COME TO YOUR IMPROV 992 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,310 SHOW. 993 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:11,241 >> I HAVE NEVER -- NO. 994 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,206 WELL, I AM USUALLY WRITING 995 00:28:12,206 --> 00:28:14,103 SOMEONE ELSE'S COAT TAILS. 996 00:28:14,103 --> 00:28:16,862 AS YOU KNOW, I AM PERFORMING 997 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:17,551 OFTEN TIMES WITH TWO OF THE 998 00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:22,000 LEGENDARY IMPROVISERS OF ALL 999 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,448 TIME. 1000 00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1001 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:25,379 >> Jordan: THE GREATS OF ALL 1002 00:28:25,379 --> 00:28:25,965 TIME. 1003 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,482 >> SO YOU BASICALLY JUST STAND 1004 00:28:27,482 --> 00:28:28,793 ON STAGE NEXT TO THEM AND DROOL 1005 00:28:28,793 --> 00:28:30,655 ON YOUR SHOES AND IT BE LIKE, 1006 00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:31,344 BRAVO. 1007 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:33,551 NOBODY IS WATCHING YOU ANYWAY. 1008 00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:34,793 >> Jordan: YOU ARE NOT TRULY 1009 00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:35,620 AN IMPROVISER UNTIL YOU BEG 1010 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,551 SOMEONE TO COME TO ONE OF YOUR 1011 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:38,000 SHOWS. 1012 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,413 >> THAT'S TRUE. 1013 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:42,241 BECAUSE YOU DID THAT AT THE I 1014 00:28:42,241 --> 00:28:43,000 OWE. 1015 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,758 >> Jordan: YEAH. 1016 00:28:43,758 --> 00:28:45,103 >> AND THEY WOULD HAVE 500 EUROS 1017 00:28:45,103 --> 00:28:46,448 A DAY. 1018 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:47,310 ONE AFTER THE OTHER. 1019 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,000 >> Jordan: DID YOU EVER COME 1020 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,827 AND SEE ANY OF MY SHOWS? 1021 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:51,379 >> NO. 1022 00:28:51,379 --> 00:28:52,793 >> Jordan: NOT INTERESTED? 1023 00:28:52,793 --> 00:28:54,206 I WAS AT SECOND CITY, WHICH WAS 1024 00:28:54,206 --> 00:28:55,068 LITERALLY TWO BLOCKS FROM YOUR 1025 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:55,448 THEATER. 1026 00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:57,379 I'M SURE YOU CAME TO SEE SOME OF 1027 00:28:57,379 --> 00:28:58,448 THAT TOO? 1028 00:28:58,448 --> 00:29:00,724 >> IT'S A LITTLE CORPORATE, 1029 00:29:00,724 --> 00:29:01,862 ISN'T IT? 1030 00:29:01,862 --> 00:29:02,482 AM I IN TROUBLE? 1031 00:29:02,482 --> 00:29:04,103 >> Jordan: IT'S NOT CORPORATE, 1032 00:29:04,103 --> 00:29:05,896 IT'S JUST OWNED BY A VENTURE 1033 00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:08,379 CAPITALIST NOW. 1034 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,137 SO EVENTS CORPORATIVE, MAY BE. 1035 00:29:10,137 --> 00:29:11,931 IT'S CORPORATE. 1036 00:29:11,931 --> 00:29:13,655 I AM GLAD YOU COULD COME ON HERE 1037 00:29:13,655 --> 00:29:16,379 TO HELP ME BURN DOWN ANY BRIDGES 1038 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,275 I HAVE. 1039 00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:24,034 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 1040 00:29:24,034 --> 00:29:26,000 MICHAEL -- 1041 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,068 >> EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ARSONIST. 1042 00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:28,172 >> Jordan: ON THE ANNIVERSARY 1043 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:29,724 OF A SIEGE, YOU CAME HERE AND 1044 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:32,206 YOU TOOK IT TO THE GROUND. 1045 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:35,034 MICHAEL SHANNON, EVERYONE. 1046 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:37,931 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1047 00:29:37,931 --> 00:29:38,689 "WACO: THE AFTERMATH" AIRS 1048 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,586 FRIDAYS AND SUNDAYS ON SHOWTIME. 1049 00:29:40,586 --> 00:29:42,620 WE'LL TAKE A BREAK AND WE'LL BE 1050 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:43,206 RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. 1051 00:29:43,206 --> 00:29:45,586 ♪ 1052 00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:49,034 ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1053 00:29:49,034 --> 00:30:08,758 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1054 00:30:08,758 --> 00:30:09,689 >> Jordan: THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR 1055 00:30:09,689 --> 00:30:10,344 TONIGHT, BUT BEFORE WE GO: 1056 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,517 PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING TO THE 1057 00:30:11,517 --> 00:30:13,241 HUNTINGTON DISEASE SOCIETY OF 1058 00:30:13,241 --> 00:30:13,965 AMERICA. 1059 00:30:13,965 --> 00:30:14,689 A TERRIBLE DISEASE THAT HITS 1060 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:15,931 CLOSE TO HOME TO ME. 1061 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:18,000 PLEASE DONATE AT THE LINK BELOW. 1062 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,931 HERE IT IS, YOUR 1063 00:30:18,931 --> 00:30:19,413 "MOMENT OF ZEN." 1064 00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:21,000 >> AND I HOPE THAT YOU ALWAYS 1065 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,862 SUPPORT ME WITH HOW IMPORTANT 1066 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,448 MILK AND THE MILK PRODUCTS ARE 1067 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,448 TO THE PROGRAMS THAT YOU RUN. 1068 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,586 SO JUST BEAR WITH ME A MOMENT