1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,594 {\an7}[theme music] 2 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:03,891 {\an7}ANNOUNCER: From New York City, \h\hthe only city in America, 3 00:00:03,891 --> 00:00:06,231 {\an7}it’s the show that \h\hinvented news. 4 00:00:06,231 --> 00:00:11,858 {\an7}This is The Daily Show with \h\hyour host, Roy Wood, Jr. 5 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:19,231 {\an7}[cheering] 6 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,726 {\an7}Welcome to The Daily Show. 7 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:34,759 {\an7}I’m Roy Wood, Jr. Yes, indeed. 8 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:40,165 {\an7}Now-- now-- thank you. 9 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:45,561 {\an7}Now this is my third night \hhosting The Daily Show. 10 00:00:45,561 --> 00:00:48,000 {\an7}["roy" chant] 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,858 {\an7}Settle down, rioters. 12 00:00:52,858 --> 00:00:55,891 {\an7}It’s my third night hosting the show, and it’s been a blast. 13 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:56,561 {\an7}It’s been a blast. 14 00:00:56,561 --> 00:00:58,033 {\an7}\hNow, I know if you tuned in last night, 15 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:01,000 {\an7}you might have seen the home \h\hboy Jon Stewart stop by. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,396 {\an7}And tonight, who knows? 17 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,792 {\an7}Beyoncé? 18 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:08,924 {\an7}[cheering] 19 00:01:08,924 --> 00:01:09,693 {\an7}[laughter] 20 00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:12,660 {\an7}You got to speak it to an existence, manifest 21 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:13,792 {\an7}it, and all that other shit. 22 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:15,099 {\an7}\h\hBut we got a great show for you tonight. 23 00:01:15,099 --> 00:01:18,462 {\an7}I’ll tell you who is definitely here is the homie Cedric 24 00:01:18,462 --> 00:01:19,099 {\an7}the Entertainer. 25 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:21,858 {\an7}So let’s get into \h\hthe headlines. 26 00:01:21,858 --> 00:01:26,924 {\an7}[cheering] 27 00:01:26,924 --> 00:01:28,099 {\an7}Rapid. 28 00:01:28,099 --> 00:01:28,627 {\an7}All right. 29 00:01:28,627 --> 00:01:33,330 {\an7}Let’s kick things off in Wisconsin. 30 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,198 {\an7}I like Wisconsin. 31 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:35,363 {\an7}Wisconsin in the building? 32 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,033 {\an7}I like Wisconsin. 33 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,759 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWisconsin-- Wisconsin-- only place 34 00:01:37,759 --> 00:01:40,000 {\an7}I’ve been to that sell cheese as a souvenir. 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,033 {\an7}I like that. 36 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:41,561 {\an7}[laughter] 37 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:44,792 {\an7}\h\h\hYou want some cheese before your flight, yeah? 38 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:45,825 {\an7}\h\hCheese curds-- you give me cheese 39 00:01:45,825 --> 00:01:49,231 {\an7}curds, no wrapping, no nothing, just butt naked in my hand. 40 00:01:49,231 --> 00:01:50,726 {\an7}[laughter] 41 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:54,132 {\an7}But last night Wisconsin had a critical election 42 00:01:54,132 --> 00:01:56,429 {\an7}\h\h\hfor the state supreme court, which 43 00:01:56,429 --> 00:01:58,561 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hhas national implications for 2024. 44 00:01:58,561 --> 00:02:01,957 {\an7}\h\h\hThey had a far-right conservative versus a very 45 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:03,165 {\an7}left-wing liberal. 46 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,396 {\an7}\h\hAnd I don’t want to presume anything 47 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:08,132 {\an7}about the political beliefs of the audience in the room 48 00:02:08,132 --> 00:02:08,759 {\an7}right now. 49 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,957 {\an7}You know, I know Daily Show fans 50 00:02:10,957 --> 00:02:13,363 {\an7}hold a wide variety of views. 51 00:02:13,363 --> 00:02:14,495 {\an7}Ah, who am I kidding? 52 00:02:14,495 --> 00:02:15,957 {\an7}\h\hY’all can go on and start clapping. 53 00:02:15,957 --> 00:02:16,726 {\an7}Show them the clip. 54 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:17,726 {\an7}\h\hREPORTER: And a major political flip 55 00:02:17,726 --> 00:02:21,297 {\an7}in Wisconsin, Democrat-backed \h\h\hJudge Janet Protasiewicz 56 00:02:21,297 --> 00:02:23,693 {\an7}\hhas won the state’s widely-watched Supreme 57 00:02:23,693 --> 00:02:24,528 {\an7}Court race. 58 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:25,561 {\an7}\h\hThe court will now be controlled 59 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,825 {\an7}\h\hby liberals for the first time in 15 years. 60 00:02:27,825 --> 00:02:29,495 {\an7}REPORTER: Protasiewicz’s \hconservative opponent, 61 00:02:29,495 --> 00:02:31,495 {\an7}\h\hDan Kelly, had harsh words after the election 62 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:36,033 {\an7}was called and criticized her, \h\hcalling her a serial liar. 63 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:39,363 {\an7}\h\h\hI wish that in a circumstance like this 64 00:02:39,363 --> 00:02:43,429 {\an7}I would be able to concede \h\hto a worthy opponent. 65 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:46,231 {\an7}But I do not have a worthy opponent 66 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:48,132 {\an7}to which I can concede. 67 00:02:48,132 --> 00:02:51,330 {\an7}This was the most deeply deceitful, 68 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:55,033 {\an7}dishonorable, despicable \h\h\h\hcampaign I have 69 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:57,429 {\an7}ever seen run for the courts. 70 00:02:57,429 --> 00:03:01,033 {\an7}And I wish Wisconsin \hthe best of luck. 71 00:03:01,033 --> 00:03:03,396 {\an7}Because I think it’s \hgoing to need it. 72 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:04,660 {\an7}[laughter] 73 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:09,000 {\an7}Aw, you seem very sad about losing. 74 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,924 {\an7}Would you like some cheese? 75 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,759 {\an7}[laughter] 76 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:17,594 {\an7}Now-- now, look, I know people think 77 00:03:17,594 --> 00:03:19,891 {\an7}\hthat it’s classless to concede like this. 78 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:21,693 {\an7}But I’mma be straight \h\h\h\hup with y’all. 79 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:22,561 {\an7}Good for my man. 80 00:03:22,561 --> 00:03:25,429 {\an7}Dude just got his ass beat in \hfront of the whole country, 81 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:27,792 {\an7}and you want him to be gracious? 82 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:31,561 {\an7}Congratulations to my opponent, who is clearly a winner, 83 00:03:31,561 --> 00:03:34,099 {\an7}\h\h\h\hunlike me, a little bitch loser. 84 00:03:34,099 --> 00:03:34,792 {\an7}[laughter] 85 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:38,792 {\an7}\hLook, I say as long as you accept the outcome, 86 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,198 {\an7}you get to talk shit. 87 00:03:40,198 --> 00:03:43,561 {\an7}You let me spend millions \h\h\h\hrunning for Judge, 88 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:44,396 {\an7}and then I lose? 89 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:45,495 {\an7}I run millions, and I lose-- oh, 90 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:47,858 {\an7}baby, I’m up on that podium \h\hlike Samuel L. Jackson. 91 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:51,957 {\an7}\h\hYes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell! 92 00:03:51,957 --> 00:03:54,528 {\an7}[applause] 93 00:03:54,528 --> 00:03:58,165 {\an7}\hBut now let’s move on to the big story, 94 00:03:58,165 --> 00:04:02,066 {\an7}the arrest of Donald J. Trump. 95 00:04:02,066 --> 00:04:05,825 {\an7}[cheering] 96 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:07,099 {\an7}Oh, you heard about it. 97 00:04:07,099 --> 00:04:08,396 {\an7}Y’all heard about it? 98 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:09,792 {\an7}\h\hOK, I thought it was just a little-- 99 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:13,891 {\an7}\h\h\h\hyou know, little-- yesterday was a momentous 100 00:04:13,891 --> 00:04:15,000 {\an7}day for Donald J. Trump. 101 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,429 {\an7}He was indicted for 34 \hcounts of falsifying 102 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:20,396 {\an7}business records and also \h\hone count of clogging 103 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:21,132 {\an7}the courthouse toilet. 104 00:04:21,132 --> 00:04:22,924 {\an7}They added that one at the last minute. 105 00:04:22,924 --> 00:04:24,066 {\an7}[laughter] 106 00:04:24,066 --> 00:04:25,957 {\an7}\h\h\hSo old Trumpy went down to the courthouse, 107 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:27,957 {\an7}\h\hlooked around stupid for a couple of minutes, 108 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:31,066 {\an7}\h\hand then fled on his private jet to Florida. 109 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:32,033 {\an7}\hBecause, as you all know, Florida 110 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:35,594 {\an7}\hdoes not have an extradition treaty with the United States. 111 00:04:35,594 --> 00:04:36,495 {\an7}[laughter] 112 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:40,165 {\an7}He rode up Mar-a-Lago, and then he waved to his supporters, 113 00:04:40,165 --> 00:04:43,561 {\an7}and then offered to put his thumb up they butt. 114 00:04:43,561 --> 00:04:45,957 {\an7}[laughter] 115 00:04:45,957 --> 00:04:47,198 {\an7}What is this? 116 00:04:47,198 --> 00:04:48,594 {\an7}Seriously. 117 00:04:48,594 --> 00:04:51,957 {\an7}Who adds motion to a thumbs up? 118 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:52,825 {\an7}It’s simple. 119 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,693 {\an7}Just lock the elbow. 120 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:58,759 {\an7}Trump got to be the first person to add the jerkoff 121 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:01,957 {\an7}motion to a thumbs up. 122 00:05:01,957 --> 00:05:04,330 {\an7}Thanks so much for coming out. 123 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,957 {\an7}I really appreciate it. 124 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:07,891 {\an7}[groans] 125 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,627 {\an7}[applause] 126 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:12,726 {\an7}\h\h\hSo then, after all of that, it was time for Trump 127 00:05:12,726 --> 00:05:13,462 {\an7}to give his big speech. 128 00:05:13,462 --> 00:05:19,363 {\an7}\hAnd, sidebar, why are people still going to Trump speeches? 129 00:05:19,363 --> 00:05:20,429 {\an7}Like, I get it. 130 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:20,957 {\an7}I get it. 131 00:05:20,957 --> 00:05:24,297 {\an7}That’s your dude, but you \hknow what he gonna say. 132 00:05:24,297 --> 00:05:24,957 {\an7}He say the same-- 133 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,726 {\an7}\hDonald Trump is a comedian that ain’t 134 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,132 {\an7}changed his act in years. 135 00:05:29,132 --> 00:05:30,165 {\an7}You know what he gonna do. 136 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:34,495 {\an7}Liberal media be doing this, and Joe Biden-- 137 00:05:34,495 --> 00:05:38,462 {\an7}Joe Biden and them, they be doing this! 138 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:40,033 {\an7}Y’all know I ain’t lying. 139 00:05:40,033 --> 00:05:41,231 {\an7}Come on now, DJ. 140 00:05:41,231 --> 00:05:44,330 {\an7}Kick it. 141 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:45,330 {\an7}The only-- 142 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:47,132 {\an7}[applause] 143 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:52,132 {\an7}\h\h\hThe only thing-- the only thing that changes year to year 144 00:05:52,132 --> 00:05:53,594 {\an7}with Trump is who is enemy is. 145 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:56,231 {\an7}\hAnd for this fight, he’s got two new ones. 146 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,792 {\an7}REPORTER: In a defiant speech at Mar-a-Lago, 147 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,660 {\an7}the former president \h\h\h\hclaimed he’s 148 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,462 {\an7}a victim, and targeted \h\h\h\hthe prosecutor 149 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:04,759 {\an7}and judge in the case. 150 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:06,792 {\an7}They can’t beat us at the ballot box. 151 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:10,660 {\an7}So they try and beat us through the law. 152 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:12,495 {\an7}The criminal is the \hdistrict attorney. 153 00:06:12,495 --> 00:06:17,264 {\an7}I have a Trump-hating judge \h\hwith a Trump-hating wife 154 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:20,561 {\an7}and family. 155 00:06:20,561 --> 00:06:23,594 {\an7}\hWho-- who you know go to trial 156 00:06:23,594 --> 00:06:26,627 {\an7}and talk shit about the judge? 157 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:28,132 {\an7}[laughter] 158 00:06:28,132 --> 00:06:29,825 {\an7}That’s bold. 159 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:32,594 {\an7}The judge could destroy you. 160 00:06:32,594 --> 00:06:34,924 {\an7}He could destroy you, and you riling him up. 161 00:06:34,924 --> 00:06:36,792 {\an7}You about to fight \h\hCocaine Bear. 162 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:40,495 {\an7}You don’t offer him crack first. 163 00:06:40,495 --> 00:06:42,297 {\an7}\hAnd he didn’t just call out the judge. 164 00:06:42,297 --> 00:06:45,363 {\an7}Trump called out the kids. 165 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,429 {\an7}You don’t pull the \hkids into-- even 166 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:49,066 {\an7}rappers don’t go after the kids, 167 00:06:49,066 --> 00:06:52,066 {\an7}and they murder each other. 168 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:55,825 {\an7}\hAnd Trump said the man has a Trump-hating wife. 169 00:06:55,825 --> 00:06:58,033 {\an7}\hBut, to be fair-- to be fair, I don’t even 170 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,660 {\an7}know if that was an insult. \h\h\h\hBecause Donald Trump 171 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,594 {\an7}also has a Trump-hating wife. 172 00:07:03,594 --> 00:07:09,858 {\an7}[applause] 173 00:07:09,858 --> 00:07:12,165 {\an7}You can’t tell me Melania \h\h\hdon’t hate that man. 174 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,264 {\an7}\h\hIf anything, this week was confirmation. 175 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:16,330 {\an7}If you all think Trump-- 176 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:17,660 {\an7}let me ask you this then. 177 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,726 {\an7}\h\hDuring Donald Trump’s 45 minutes 178 00:07:19,726 --> 00:07:23,495 {\an7}as a political prisoner, \h\hwhere was his wife? 179 00:07:23,495 --> 00:07:26,759 {\an7}REPORTER: So many people have noticed the former first lady, 180 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:28,825 {\an7}the former president’s \hwife, Melania Trump, 181 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:30,759 {\an7}was not in attendance \h\h\h\h\hlast night. 182 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:33,759 {\an7}REPORTER: His wife, former First Lady Melania Trump, 183 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:34,660 {\an7}she was not there. 184 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:38,033 {\an7}\h\hREPORTER: Among the guests were ardent Trump supporters, 185 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:39,297 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hincluding Congresswoman Marjorie 186 00:07:39,297 --> 00:07:43,066 {\an7}Taylor Greene and the MyPillow \h\h\h\hfounder, Mike Lindell. 187 00:07:43,066 --> 00:07:47,825 {\an7}One person noticeably absent last night was former First 188 00:07:47,825 --> 00:07:51,759 {\an7}Lady Melania Trump. 189 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:57,000 {\an7}\hEven the pillow salesman showed up for the speech. 190 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,627 {\an7}But his own wife didn’t show up. 191 00:07:59,627 --> 00:08:03,099 {\an7}\h\hAnd the speech was at the house. 192 00:08:03,099 --> 00:08:04,924 {\an7}Melania didn’t even \h\hcome downstairs. 193 00:08:04,924 --> 00:08:07,264 {\an7}She just-- she opened \hup the bedroom door. 194 00:08:07,264 --> 00:08:10,231 {\an7}(IMITATING MELANIA) Oh, you’re \h\hback from prison already. 195 00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:13,297 {\an7}Oh. 196 00:08:13,297 --> 00:08:15,957 {\an7}Now, look, we’re making jokes. 197 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:18,132 {\an7}We’re making jokes, but there’s nothing 198 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:21,396 {\an7}\h\h\hfunny about a former first lady not showing up 199 00:08:21,396 --> 00:08:23,264 {\an7}to her husband’s speech \hwhere he’s complaining 200 00:08:23,264 --> 00:08:24,561 {\an7}\h\habout getting arrested for lying 201 00:08:24,561 --> 00:08:26,297 {\an7}about paying off a porn star. 202 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,495 {\an7}[laughter] 203 00:08:27,495 --> 00:08:30,627 {\an7}\h\h\hFrankly, I’m concerned about Melania’s whereabouts. 204 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:31,957 {\an7}So we launched a search for her, 205 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:35,891 {\an7}and that search is being headed by our very own Dulcé Sloan. 206 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:36,825 {\an7}Dulcé. 207 00:08:36,825 --> 00:08:40,594 {\an7}[cheering] 208 00:08:40,594 --> 00:08:42,297 {\an7}Dulcé. 209 00:08:42,297 --> 00:08:48,000 {\an7}Now, Dulcé, you’re in Florida. 210 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,594 {\an7}You’re in Florida, Dulcé. 211 00:08:49,594 --> 00:08:51,198 {\an7}Hello, poor people. 212 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,693 {\an7}[laughter] 213 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:55,330 {\an7}Yes, we are very poor, Dulcé. 214 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:56,396 {\an7}Vacation! 215 00:08:56,396 --> 00:08:57,264 {\an7}Now-- 216 00:08:57,264 --> 00:08:58,066 {\an7}I mean, working! 217 00:08:58,066 --> 00:08:59,198 {\an7}\h\h\h\hYou’re down there on the coast. 218 00:08:59,198 --> 00:09:02,264 {\an7}\hAre there any signs of Melania down there? 219 00:09:02,264 --> 00:09:02,825 {\an7}Oh, not yet. 220 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:06,858 {\an7}\hYou know, I’ve been looking for her at the beach all day. 221 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:10,099 {\an7}And after this, I’m going to look for her at brunch. 222 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:11,495 {\an7}And then I might go look for her 223 00:09:11,495 --> 00:09:13,330 {\an7}at the front row of \ha Magic Mike show. 224 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,561 {\an7}You know, I’m vigilant. 225 00:09:15,561 --> 00:09:17,330 {\an7}You know, vigilante out here. 226 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:17,792 {\an7}Yeah. 227 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,429 {\an7}Ain’t the Magic Mike \hshow in Las Vegas? 228 00:09:19,429 --> 00:09:21,693 {\an7}I think you’re taking advantage of the corporate expense 229 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:22,792 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\haccount. We’ll talk about that later. 230 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:26,231 {\an7}\h\hBut, first, let’s just-- while I got you, let’s just 231 00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:27,066 {\an7}talk about this whole thing. 232 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,825 {\an7}Don’t you think that Melania \hshould leave Donald Trump? 233 00:09:29,825 --> 00:09:33,825 {\an7}I mean, the man was paying hush money to porn stars. 234 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:36,891 {\an7}Roy, Roy, Roy. 235 00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:40,594 {\an7}You don’t understand, son. 236 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:44,891 {\an7}The hush money was for Melania. 237 00:09:44,891 --> 00:09:47,099 {\an7}She’s the reason he \hdidn’t want people 238 00:09:47,099 --> 00:09:48,396 {\an7}to know about Stormy Daniels. 239 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:51,528 {\an7}\hShit, if he wasn’t married, his campaign slogan would have 240 00:09:51,528 --> 00:09:53,099 {\an7}been, I [bleep] porn stars. 241 00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:54,693 {\an7}Bah, bah, bah, bah! 242 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:57,132 {\an7}[laughter] 243 00:09:57,132 --> 00:09:58,759 {\an7}ROY WOOD JR: OK. 244 00:09:58,759 --> 00:09:59,660 {\an7}OK. 245 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:03,495 {\an7}[applause] 246 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:11,528 {\an7}\h\h\hBut for Melania, he paid a porn star $130,000. 247 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,594 {\an7}Oh! 248 00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:16,462 {\an7}To know a love like that, oh. 249 00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:16,891 {\an7}OK. 250 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:19,561 {\an7}\h\hYou know, I mean, it’s kind of romantic for a man 251 00:10:19,561 --> 00:10:21,858 {\an7}to just break bread \hlike that for you. 252 00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:22,726 {\an7}OK, OK I got you. 253 00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:26,000 {\an7}So then you think Melania \hshould stay with Donald. 254 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,033 {\an7}[bleep] no. 255 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,495 {\an7}[laughter] 256 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,330 {\an7}He cheated on her with a porn star. 257 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:30,924 {\an7}Come on. 258 00:10:30,924 --> 00:10:32,528 {\an7}I’ve dumped men for a lot less. 259 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,759 {\an7}I broke up with a guy \hlast week because he 260 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,297 {\an7}left me a voicemail. 261 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:38,198 {\an7}[laughter] 262 00:10:38,198 --> 00:10:38,759 {\an7}A voicemail? 263 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:41,132 {\an7}Sir, what year do you think this is? 264 00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:45,660 {\an7}\h\hJust leave a comment on my TikTok like an adult, grandpa. 265 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,264 {\an7}OK. 266 00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:47,297 {\an7}So I see what you’re saying. 267 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:49,000 {\an7}\hSo then you think Melania should have 268 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,165 {\an7}dumped Trump back in 2016. 269 00:10:51,165 --> 00:10:52,066 {\an7}Got you. 270 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:52,627 {\an7}Oh, hell no. 271 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:56,033 {\an7}Listen, Uncle Roy, are you listening? 272 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,033 {\an7}Why would she dump \hhim when he just 273 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:01,033 {\an7}got elected el presidente? 274 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:01,627 {\an7}You cheat on me. 275 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,924 {\an7}\h\hYou think I’mma let some porn star be the first lady. 276 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,099 {\an7}With the hell? 277 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,000 {\an7}No! 278 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,825 {\an7}[laughter] 279 00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:10,165 {\an7}No, bitch, I’m getting \h\h\ha portrait, OK? 280 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:13,066 {\an7}\h\hA real one with paint and shit, OK? 281 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:17,693 {\an7}[cheering] 282 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:19,726 {\an7}ROY WOOD JR: OK, OK. 283 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,198 {\an7}\hI’m talking about a canvas, the easel, 284 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:24,033 {\an7}\hand we gonna sit there for seven hours and look happy, 285 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,033 {\an7}damn it. \h- OK. 286 00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,099 {\an7}You’re going every \hwhich way then. 287 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:28,660 {\an7}Dulcé, just tell me, what the \hhell should Melania do then? 288 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,693 {\an7}She should be doing what she been doing. 289 00:11:30,693 --> 00:11:32,429 {\an7}Take advantage of Trump \h\hwhen he’s president. 290 00:11:32,429 --> 00:11:35,264 {\an7}\h\hAnd when he’s not, let his ass twist in the wind 291 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:37,297 {\an7}\h\hwhile you at home watching Martin reruns 292 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,858 {\an7}and banging his pool boys. 293 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:45,165 {\an7}[cheering] 294 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:46,330 {\an7}OK. 295 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:50,000 {\an7}\hI mean, she’s doing it at Mar-a-Lago right now. 296 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,660 {\an7}Wait. 297 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,528 {\an7}So you know where she is. 298 00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:52,726 {\an7}\h\hWell, then why are you running up 299 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,462 {\an7}an expense account on my week? 300 00:11:54,462 --> 00:11:56,858 {\an7}[laughter] 301 00:11:56,858 --> 00:11:58,264 {\an7}What you-- what? 302 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:00,231 {\an7}This is my week hosting, \h\h\hand you running up 303 00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:01,726 {\an7}the bill with all this travel. 304 00:12:01,726 --> 00:12:02,198 {\an7}Come on. 305 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:05,528 {\an7}Wow, this is how you treat a Black woman? 306 00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:06,759 {\an7}[laughter] 307 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:07,792 {\an7}That’s not-- 308 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:08,660 {\an7}In April? 309 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,561 {\an7}No, no, that’s not happening. 310 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,891 {\an7}Black Women’s History Month? 311 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:15,000 {\an7}No, no, no, no, no, no. 312 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,561 {\an7}No, no, no. 313 00:12:15,561 --> 00:12:17,165 {\an7}That’s not how I meant it. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wow. 314 00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,957 {\an7}- That’s not how I meant it. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wow. 315 00:12:18,957 --> 00:12:20,825 {\an7}\h\hThat’s not how-- no, no, no, no, no. 316 00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:21,297 {\an7}Let me-- 317 00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:23,000 {\an7}No, I should be out \hhere with a Telfar 318 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,495 {\an7}bag and Morris Chestnut. 319 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:27,825 {\an7}\h\hAnd you out here trying to act like I’m not doing my job. 320 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:28,693 {\an7}You know what? 321 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:29,759 {\an7}I’mma get on my jet ski. 322 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:30,693 {\an7}I got to do with you-- 323 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,330 {\an7}I got to do none of this. 324 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,363 {\an7}Where my jet ski? 325 00:12:34,363 --> 00:12:36,000 {\an7}Dulcé Sloan, everybody. 326 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,924 {\an7}[cheering] 327 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,396 {\an7}All right, when we come \h\hback, Jordan Klepper 328 00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:43,660 {\an7}looks back at yesterday’s madness at the courthouse. 329 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,363 {\an7}You don’t want to miss it. 330 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:52,726 {\an7}[cheering] 331 00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:07,486 [cheering] 332 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,989 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 333 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,391 Yesterday Jordan Klepper was down at the courthouse 334 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,792 for Donald Trump's arraignment. 335 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,161 We gave you a little taste of it yesterday-- some Santos, 336 00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:17,563 some Marjorie Taylor Greene. 337 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,366 But today we'll hear what the Trump faithful have to say. 338 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,135 [audio logo] 339 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,770 JORDAN KLEPPER (VOICEOVER): Tuesday's arraignment 340 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,372 of former President Donald Trump 341 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,941 in New York was a first for the nation 342 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,043 and brought out the passionate, the sensibly 343 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,112 dressed, and the kind of men who really 344 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,179 disappoint their mothers. 345 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:35,180 Two genders. 346 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,515 Two genders. 347 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:37,783 Two genders. 348 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,752 ROY WOOD JR: While I had fun getting into the scrum, 349 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,855 I was surprised to find there were people who 350 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,757 wanted to have meaningful conversations 351 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,158 about the justice system. 352 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,328 I don't believe what we're-- what you're seeing is justice. 353 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,030 You don't believe in the grand jury process? 354 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,933 I don't believe if this was a civilian, it would-- 355 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:56,068 I mean, he is a civilian. 356 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,604 He is a person who had a New York address. 357 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,740 So he shouldn't go through the grand jury process? 358 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,643 I believe it should be dismissed. 359 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,111 Because? 360 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:09,081 Because I-- 361 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,083 I'm going by a general gut feeling. 362 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,686 The way I see it is the government 363 00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:17,322 is stepping over their bounds in doing what they're doing 364 00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,925 here, indicting Donald Trump. 365 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,293 This stuff happens all the time. 366 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,694 What stuff? 367 00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,530 Paying off a porn star, and then fudging business records? 368 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,531 I mean, come on. 369 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,999 It's his own money for one thing. 370 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,535 And out of all the cases up against Donald Trump, 371 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,170 this is probably the weakest one. 372 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,238 Probably the weakest, yeah. 373 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,773 There's no evidence to bring about this prosecution. 374 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:35,841 So-- 375 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,009 Well, we don't know that until there's 376 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,178 a grand jury, who can then see that evidence. 377 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,480 You know, listen, I think that everyone-- everyone 378 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,348 should get-- get a fair trial. 379 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:45,751 So you would support a grand jury looking 380 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,252 at all of the evidence, and if they 381 00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,054 decide to indict Donald Trump, well, 382 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,156 then we will let that happen? 383 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,826 Sure, certainly, if there's evidence, every-- 384 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,294 every piece of evidence should be heard. 385 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,695 Well, I mean, that's what happened here. 386 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,230 Hmm. 387 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,731 There's an excitement in the air. 388 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,333 It feels almost like the American version 389 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,901 of a royal event. 390 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,203 If the king [bleep] a porn star, 391 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:07,372 paid her, and then lied about it in business records, 392 00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:09,575 like an American coronation. 393 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,477 ROY WOOD JR: And then the Donald arrived. 394 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,112 The former leader of the free world 395 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,947 was now possibly in the same room 396 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,150 as a group of recently-busted subway masturbators. 397 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,485 I think he wants media. 398 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,019 JORDAN KLEPPER: You think he orchestrated all of this? 399 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,955 Yeah, because his polls-- 400 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,491 like, DeSantis was sort of-- was rising. 401 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,226 Now he's taken all the air out of the room now-- 402 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,227 Trump. 403 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,928 In 2016 he had all the media-- 404 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,730 Fox News, CNN was covering. 405 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,831 Now they don't cover him anymore. 406 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,099 Now they have to. 407 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,767 Getting arrested is the smartest thing he could do. 408 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,703 He's, like, one of the smartest guys that I know of. 409 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,971 You're talking about the man who's 410 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,539 getting fingerprinted inside that building right now. 411 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,907 I think they fingerprinted him already. 412 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,408 They have-- they have his DNA. 413 00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,244 That guy's left his DNA in a lot of different places. 414 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,512 This is, like, the seventh time. 415 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,947 Could Trump run his election campaign from prison? 416 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:49,982 He could do anything-- Trump. 417 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:50,983 Yeah. 418 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,351 Would that dissuade you in any way? 419 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,486 Even if they give him 34 felonies, 420 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,188 you know, it's just like-- 421 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,289 Trump-- he's untouchable. 422 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,624 He's untouchable, except for the person 423 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,093 who's literally touching his fingerprints right now. 424 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,196 Have you donated to the Trump campaign since he was-- 425 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,597 I haven't thought about it up until now, 426 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,533 but I guess I'd consider it, sure. 427 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,602 Trump has fundraised, like, over $5 million for this. 428 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,904 So in some ways, it's almost like he's 429 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,372 getting paid to have sex. 430 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,707 Is he a sex worker? 431 00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:16,708 I mean, it's cool. 432 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:17,709 There's no judgment. 433 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,111 Look, I think you guys are great. 434 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,512 I love senses of humor. 435 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:24,149 But in many ways, you should appreciate this is not funny. 436 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,552 Because they're going after Trump today, 437 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:30,422 they'll go after me tomorrow, and then they'll go after you. 438 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,558 Did you pay off a porn star, then lie 439 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,692 about your business records? 440 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:34,693 I'm sorry. 441 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:35,994 That's got to be frightening. 442 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,896 I guess he could come for us if we've been involved 443 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,364 in hush money payments, and then 444 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,601 lying on our business records, and then-- 445 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,703 and then using that when it comes to the campaign as well. 446 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,205 Like, I guess that could happen to anybody. 447 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,106 JORDAN KLEPPER (VOICEOVER): Perhaps we don't need justice 448 00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:51,910 to be blind, just friendly. 449 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,178 [cheering] 450 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,179 Thank you, Jordan. 451 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,214 All right. 452 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,548 Stay tuned because when we come back, 453 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,685 Cedric the Entertainer will be joining me on the show. 454 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,852 Don't go away. 455 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,821 I'm going to pretend to write on this paper. 456 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:09,828 [cheering] 457 00:17:14,523 --> 00:17:18,764 {\an7}[cheering] 458 00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:21,028 {\an7}Welcome back to The Daily Show. 459 00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:25,127 {\an7}\h\hMy guest tonight is one of the original Kings of Comedy. 460 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,632 {\an7}\h\hHe’s also the star and executive producer 461 00:17:26,632 --> 00:17:30,094 {\an7}\h\hof the hit CBS series The Neighborhood, which will soon 462 00:17:30,094 --> 00:17:31,764 {\an7}celebrate its 100th episode. 463 00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:36,995 {\an7}\h\hI got her the most amazing gift, a genuine Chanel jacket 464 00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:40,523 {\an7}\hstraight off the runways of Paris. 465 00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:45,995 {\an7}Looked like it came straight from the Guangdong Province. 466 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:47,632 {\an7}Yes, you gonna love it, baby. 467 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:49,160 {\an7}You gonna-- here we go. 468 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,731 {\an7}Ah, yes. 469 00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:54,457 {\an7}Oh, no. 470 00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:57,028 {\an7}Hey, man, that’s too small. 471 00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:57,830 {\an7}I can see that, Dave. 472 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:02,896 {\an7}\h\h\hSo I don’t have to point out that it’s spelled channel. 473 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:03,523 {\an7}No. 474 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:06,292 {\an7}\h\h\h\hPlease, welcome Cedric the Entertainer. 475 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:13,698 {\an7}[cheering] 476 00:18:22,094 --> 00:18:23,061 {\an7}OG. 477 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,490 {\an7}Yeah. 478 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:25,424 {\an7}Now-- 479 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:27,325 {\an7}What’s up? 480 00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:27,863 {\an7}What’s up? 481 00:18:27,863 --> 00:18:30,358 {\an7}Now, before we talk about anything, OG, 482 00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:33,226 {\an7}let me just ask a serious question off the rip, man. 483 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:36,127 {\an7}What is your annual \h\hbudget on hats? 484 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:37,830 {\an7}[laughter] 485 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,325 {\an7}Every time I see you in a hat, I 486 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,797 {\an7}never see a hat repeat itself. 487 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:42,632 {\an7}It’s just hats, just \h\ha bunch of hat-- 488 00:18:42,632 --> 00:18:45,160 {\an7}\h\hdoes your wife have any room for her shoes? 489 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,061 {\an7}[laughter] 490 00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,665 {\an7}\h\hCEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER: That’s the constant battle. 491 00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:51,358 {\an7}It’s my hats against her shoes. 492 00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:51,896 {\an7}I’ve lost. 493 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,523 {\an7}\hI definitely lose in that battle for sure. 494 00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:56,028 {\an7}So The Neighborhood. 495 00:18:56,028 --> 00:18:56,665 {\an7}Yeah, man. 496 00:18:56,665 --> 00:18:58,226 {\an7}Congratulations on 100 episodes. 497 00:18:58,226 --> 00:18:59,292 {\an7}Yeah, big one. 498 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,556 {\an7}[cheering] 499 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,490 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hFirst and foremost, and you’re 500 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:07,160 {\an7}directing the 100th episode of this television program. 501 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,325 {\an7}And The Neighborhood-- I’ve \h\halways been a fan of it 502 00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:11,896 {\an7}\hbecause it’s a show that positions itself 503 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,259 {\an7}\hwithin the issue of gentrification 504 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:14,523 {\an7}and not addressing the bigger issue, 505 00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,391 {\an7}but just what it means \hto be a Black person 506 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:18,457 {\an7}in a Black neighborhood and have a white person come in. 507 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:22,094 {\an7}And you figuring out how to keep your culture while also 508 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,632 {\an7}learning about someone else’s. 509 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:26,127 {\an7}In the writer’s room, how \hare you all able to toe 510 00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:27,589 {\an7}that line on that \h\hissue and make 511 00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:29,193 {\an7}it so palpable for everybody? 512 00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:30,797 {\an7}\hIt was always the thing with the show. 513 00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:32,193 {\an7}I mean, you know, it was interesting 514 00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:34,589 {\an7}because when the show \h\hfirst came to me, 515 00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,556 {\an7}it was Here Comes the Neighborhood. 516 00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:37,731 {\an7}\hAnd I was like, oh, wait a minute. 517 00:19:37,731 --> 00:19:41,028 {\an7}So that’s a whole ’nother \h\hattitude right there. 518 00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:42,292 {\an7}I’m like, I’m already there. 519 00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:44,424 {\an7}\h\h\hThe neighborhood already exists, right? 520 00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:44,896 {\an7}[laughs] 521 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,160 {\an7}So it was one of those things where we wanted 522 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,863 {\an7}\hto be able to tell the story of, like, 523 00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,830 {\an7}how you feel when things come. 524 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,457 {\an7}\h\hYou do want growth in your neighborhood. 525 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,325 {\an7}You do want a Starbucks \h\h\hand a Whole Foods. 526 00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:56,962 {\an7}But you don’t want to do that \hwithout losing the culture. 527 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:57,764 {\an7}You know what I’m saying? 528 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,698 {\an7}\hSo, you know, and that’s the really how we tell the story. 529 00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:03,094 {\an7}We got great actors. 530 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:07,665 {\an7}Max Greenfield, who plays Dave, is just legendary funny man, 531 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,226 {\an7}killing it. 532 00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:12,094 {\an7}Tichina Arnold, Beth Behrs, \h\h\hMarcel Spears, we kill 533 00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,193 {\an7}it, man. 534 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,127 {\an7}[applause] 535 00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:15,764 {\an7}So-- 536 00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:17,589 {\an7}Now talk about directing. 537 00:20:17,589 --> 00:20:18,292 {\an7}What was that like? 538 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:19,830 {\an7}Because the episode premieres next week. 539 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:23,061 {\an7}But what was that like to sit \h\hbehind that camera and go, 540 00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,325 {\an7}you do this, and go get \h\hme a water, mother-- 541 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,830 {\an7}That was it. That was it. 542 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:27,962 {\an7}That’s what I did. 543 00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:28,896 {\an7}[laughter] 544 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:29,731 {\an7}That’s what everybody love. 545 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:30,962 {\an7}\h\hI was like, yo, you’re the director. 546 00:20:30,962 --> 00:20:33,226 {\an7}You actually-- you get to paint the picture. 547 00:20:33,226 --> 00:20:33,896 {\an7}That’s what I say. 548 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:36,556 {\an7}You know, you’re the one that’s kind of literally putting all 549 00:20:36,556 --> 00:20:38,424 {\an7}the colors on the canvas and just-- 550 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:41,830 {\an7}\h\hand so you get to tell people just for no reason, 551 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,698 {\an7}I don’t like the tie. I don’t like the tie. 552 00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:45,094 {\an7}Lose the tie. You know what? 553 00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:46,094 {\an7}No, the tie good. 554 00:20:46,094 --> 00:20:46,764 {\an7}Keep your tie on. 555 00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:50,160 {\an7}You know, so-- but, actually, \h\hit was that kind of thing 556 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,457 {\an7}where I got great actors. 557 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,391 {\an7}\hYou really just give them the best 558 00:20:53,391 --> 00:20:55,193 {\an7}place to deliver and get off. 559 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:57,391 {\an7}And that’s what I really \hlearned as a director 560 00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:58,061 {\an7}for the most part. 561 00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:00,061 {\an7}\h\h\h\hI’ve been doing-- I’ve directed a couple of episodes 562 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,589 {\an7}of The Neighborhood \hand then The Soul 563 00:21:01,589 --> 00:21:04,226 {\an7}\hMan that I used to have, my other show with Niecy. 564 00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:07,556 {\an7}And so that’s the idea, \h\hreally just finding 565 00:21:07,556 --> 00:21:10,490 {\an7}that place where a comic can get off or an actor 566 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,896 {\an7}\h\hand just, like, show them where they 567 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:13,830 {\an7}need to be for it to happen. 568 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:17,665 {\an7}Well, I can’t thank you \henough for what you’ve 569 00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:21,292 {\an7}\h\hdone for not just the culture of entertainment, 570 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:24,127 {\an7}but also just the culture \h\h\h\hof standup comedy. 571 00:21:24,127 --> 00:21:26,391 {\an7}And it’s not something that \hyou toot your horn about. 572 00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:29,226 {\an7}It’s not something that you \htalk about a lot publicly. 573 00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:30,830 {\an7}\h\hBut I want to give you flowers today, OG, 574 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:35,160 {\an7}because you have staffed and \hemployed so many people-- 575 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,929 {\an7}Black, white, women-- \hjust so many people. 576 00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:40,490 {\an7}And there are so many comedians. 577 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,589 {\an7}[cheering] 578 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:46,490 {\an7}You know, it’s one thing to be someone in this industry 579 00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:47,896 {\an7}and create a great \hcomedy special. 580 00:21:47,896 --> 00:21:49,028 {\an7}\hBut I measure the worth of a comedian 581 00:21:49,028 --> 00:21:52,193 {\an7}by how many homeowners does \hhe create within his team. 582 00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:54,226 {\an7}\h\hAnd it’s a bunch of them over there. 583 00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:55,028 {\an7}Thank you so much. 584 00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:56,424 {\an7}Ced the Entertainer, everybody. 585 00:21:56,424 --> 00:21:57,424 {\an7}Yeah, man. 586 00:21:57,424 --> 00:21:59,731 {\an7}[cheering] 587 00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:03,391 {\an7}\h\h\hThe 100th episode of The Neighborhood as April 588 00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,665 {\an7}10 on CBS and Paramount+. 589 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:07,325 {\an7}\h\h\hWe’re going to take a quick break. 590 00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:09,094 {\an7}We’ll be right back after this. 591 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:09,714 {\an7}[cheering] 592 00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:19,300 {\an7}That’s our show for tonight. 593 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,960 {\an7}But before we go, please-- 594 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,564 {\an7}please, consider donating to the Tutwiler Garden Program 595 00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:26,125 {\an7}at Troy University in Alabama. 596 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,795 {\an7}The program partners \h\hcollege students 597 00:22:27,795 --> 00:22:29,465 {\an7}with female inmates \hat Tutwiler Prison 598 00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:31,894 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto teach about horticulture and nutrition. 599 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,498 {\an7}\h\h\hIf you can, please, donate at the link below. 600 00:22:34,498 --> 00:22:37,366 {\an7}\h\hNow here it is, your Moment of Zen. 601 00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:40,894 {\an7}\hDonald Trump has called for America 602 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,630 {\an7}\h\h\hto defund the police, particularly 603 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:45,960 {\an7}\h\hthe FBI, the Department of Justice, because the Democrats 604 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,267 {\an7}have weaponized law enforcement All right, who in this panel-- 605 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:55,927 {\an7}\h\hraise your hand-- who thinks that’s a good idea? 606 00:22:55,927 --> 00:22:57,300 {\an7}All right, nobody. 607 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,399 {\an7}ANNOUNCER: MTV.