1 00:00:02,862 --> 00:00:03,965 ♪ 2 00:00:03,965 --> 00:00:05,172 >> Announcer: FROM 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,034 NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN 4 00:00:06,034 --> 00:00:06,896 AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT 5 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:08,275 INVENTED NEWS. 6 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:09,000 THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 7 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,862 YOUR HOST, AL FRANKEN! 8 00:00:11,862 --> 00:00:13,689 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:13,689 --> 00:00:18,379 ♪ 10 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:28,586 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:29,758 >> Al: WELCOME TO 12 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:30,965 "THE DAILY SHOW." 13 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,793 I'M AL FRANKEN. 14 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:33,931 IT'S DAY THREE OF MY TIME AT THE 15 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:36,758 SHOW. 16 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:38,068 AND IT'S ALSO DAY THREE OF 17 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:42,344 THE TRUMP INDICTMENT WATCH. 18 00:00:42,344 --> 00:00:48,689 NOW, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SO FAR 19 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:51,413 TODAY, BUT LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT 20 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:51,827 SOMETHING. 21 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:53,137 I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE DAY THIS 22 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,310 WEEK BEHIND HIS DESK. 23 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:59,000 AND IF SOME OTHER HOST GETS THIS 24 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,275 ONE, 25 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:03,172 I'M GONNA BE SO PISSED. 26 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:05,516 SO COME ON, ALVIN BRAGG, 27 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:05,931 TOMORROW. 28 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:11,137 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 29 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,344 BUT WHATEVER, LET'S GET INTO 30 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:13,275 TODAY'S [BLEEP] HEADLINES. 31 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:14,413 ♪ 32 00:01:14,413 --> 00:01:18,482 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 33 00:01:18,482 --> 00:01:21,033 OKAY, LET'S KICK THINGS OFF WITH 34 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:23,793 MY HOME STATE OF MINNESOTA, 35 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,517 WHICH JUST BECAME THE FOURTH 36 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:26,655 STATE IN THE UNION TO GUARANTEE 37 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:28,344 FREE SCHOOL LUNCH TO EVERY 38 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:29,275 SINGLE CHILD! 39 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:35,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,620 YES, YES. 41 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:42,448 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD, FEEL-GOOD 42 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,586 STORY IN MINNESOTA, RIGHT? 43 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,000 WELL, ONE REPUBLICAN STATE 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,896 SENATOR DIDN'T THINK SO. 45 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:51,275 >> MR. PRESIDENT, I HAVE YET TO 46 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:52,827 MEET A PERSON IN MINNESOTA THAT 47 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:55,517 IS HUNGRY. 48 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,378 YET, TO DATE, I HAVE YET TO MEET 49 00:01:57,378 --> 00:02:04,620 A PERSON IN MINNESOTA THAT 50 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,517 SAYS THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO 51 00:02:05,517 --> 00:02:07,172 ENOUGH FOOD TO EAT. 52 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,448 NOW, I SHOULD SAY THAT HUNGER IS 53 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:09,205 A RELATIVE TERM, MR. PRESIDENT. 54 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:09,620 YOU KNOW? 55 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:14,965 I HAD A CEREAL BAR FOR BREAKFAST 56 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:17,517 I GUESS I'M HUNGRY NOW. 57 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:20,275 [BOOS] 58 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:21,965 >> Al: THE BAD NEWS IS, THIS 59 00:02:21,965 --> 00:02:24,655 IS A GUY WHO WE CALL IN 60 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:31,103 MINNESOTA "A BIG JERK." 61 00:02:31,103 --> 00:02:33,413 YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING IS, 62 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:36,137 WE'VE GOT 10,000 LAKES WE'VE GOT 63 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:38,482 THAT WE CAN THROW THIS GOSH DARN 64 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:38,896 JERK INTO. 65 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:44,000 [APPLAUSE] 66 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,379 SORRY, WENT OFF THE DEEP END 67 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:47,448 THERE. 68 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:49,724 THIS GUY IS CLEARLY A JERK. 69 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:51,793 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS GUY IS 70 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:52,551 BEING SO STINGY. 71 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,655 THERE IS A SIMPLE SOLUTION HERE. 72 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:58,275 EVERY YEAR, AT THE 73 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:58,965 MINNESOTA STATE FAIR, THEY 74 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:01,862 ALWAYS CARVE A GIANT BUTTER 75 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:02,724 SCULPTURE OF 76 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,068 PRINCESS KAY OF THE MILKY WAY. 77 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:08,034 SO WHY DON'T WE TAKE THAT 78 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:08,448 SCULPTURE 79 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:10,931 AND SHOVE IT UP THIS GUY'S ASS? 80 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:20,344 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 81 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,241 ENOUGH ON THAT ONE. 82 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:22,965 LET'S HEAD WEST A COUPLE OF 83 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:26,448 STATES TO THE GREAT STATE OF 84 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,551 IDAHO, WHERE 85 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:31,620 THEY JUST VOTED TO BRING BACK 86 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,930 FIRING SQUADS AS A POTENTIAL 87 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:36,551 FORM OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. 88 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,172 DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD. 89 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:43,379 THAT IS SO RED STATE. 90 00:03:43,379 --> 00:03:44,172 PERSONALLY, I PREFER THE METHOD 91 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,862 OF EXECUTION AND LIBERAL STATES, 92 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:56,000 GIVE THEM A FEW AMBIEN. 93 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,103 AND PUT A KEN BURNS DOCUMENTARY 94 00:03:58,103 --> 00:03:59,793 ON UNTIL THEY HAVE MET THEIR 95 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:01,000 GOD. 96 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,034 SOME PEOPLE ARGUE THAT A FIRING 97 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,137 SQUAD IS LESS BARBARIC THAN 98 00:04:03,137 --> 00:04:05,000 LETHAL INJECTION. 99 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,034 BUT I HAVE AN EVEN LESS BARBARIC 100 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:09,689 IDEA. 101 00:04:09,689 --> 00:04:12,379 WHAT IF WE JUST DIDN'T EXECUTE 102 00:04:12,379 --> 00:04:12,862 PEOPLE AT ALL? 103 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:20,067 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 104 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:20,896 OR WE DUCT TAPE A HAND GRENADE 105 00:04:20,896 --> 00:04:27,827 TO THEIR HEAD. 106 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:31,172 AND FINALLY, LET'S TALK ABOUT 107 00:04:31,172 --> 00:04:32,793 DONALD TRUMP, WHO COULD BE 108 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:37,482 ARRESTED ANY DAY NOW IN THE 109 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,862 PORN STAR HUSH MONEY CASE. 110 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:43,068 AND ACCORDING TO 111 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:45,586 "THE NEW YORK TIMES," TRUMP IS 112 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,068 TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER HE 113 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:49,620 SHOULD SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS 114 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:53,931 WHEN HE GETS ARRESTED. 115 00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:55,965 NOW, PERSONALLY, I THINK IT 116 00:04:55,965 --> 00:04:57,241 WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SMILE. 117 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,000 IN FACT, MAYBE HE COULD DO THIS 118 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,551 SMILE. 119 00:05:03,551 --> 00:05:07,620 YOU'LL NOTICE WE PUT A BLACK BAR 120 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:08,758 ACROSS THE YOUNG WOMAN'S FACE TO 121 00:05:08,758 --> 00:05:12,724 HELP MAINTAIN HER ANONYMITY. 122 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:14,689 BUT DON'T FORGET, TRUMP HAS FOUR 123 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,793 SEPARATE INVESTIGATIONS THAT 124 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:19,137 COULD LAND HIM IN JAIL. 125 00:05:19,137 --> 00:05:20,620 REMEMBER THOSE CLASSIFIED 126 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,482 DOCUMENTS HE TOOK FROM 127 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:23,758 THE WHITE HOUSE? 128 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,482 WELL, THAT CASE JUST GOT A LOT 129 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,862 MORE SERIOUS FOR HIM. 130 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:28,137 >> TRUMP FACES MULTIPLE CRIMINAL 131 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:30,689 INVESTIGATIONS. 132 00:05:30,689 --> 00:05:32,310 SOURCES TELLING "ABC NEWS" A 133 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,689 FEDERAL JUDGE HAS DETERMINED 134 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,517 THAT THERE IS ENOUGH COMPELLING 135 00:05:35,517 --> 00:05:37,068 PRELIMINARY EVIDENCE THAT TRUMP 136 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:38,551 BROKE THE LAW IN ANOTHER CASE: 137 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:40,620 THE SPECIAL COUNSEL'S 138 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,241 INVESTIGATION OF TRUMP'S 139 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:41,862 HANDLING OF CLASSIFIED 140 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:44,000 DOCUMENTS. 141 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,137 IN PARTICULAR, PROSECUTORS SAY 142 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,724 HE KNOWINGLY MISLED HIS 143 00:05:46,724 --> 00:05:48,586 ATTORNEYS SO THAT THEY WOULD 144 00:05:48,586 --> 00:05:53,275 FILE A SWORN STATEMENT LAST JUNE 145 00:05:53,275 --> 00:05:55,413 THAT HE KNEW WAS FALSE, CLAIMING 146 00:05:55,413 --> 00:05:56,344 THAT A DILIGENT SEARCH OF HIS 147 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:57,689 MAR-A-LAGO ESTATE FOUND HE HAD 148 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,482 TURNED OVER ALL THE CLASSIFIED 149 00:05:59,482 --> 00:06:01,517 DOCUMENTS IN HIS POSSESSION. 150 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:03,000 >> Al: SO JUST TO BE CLEAR: 151 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,758 TRUMP WAS ALREADY IN TROUBLE FOR 152 00:06:04,758 --> 00:06:05,965 STEALING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS 153 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,379 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. 154 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:09,793 AND NOW HE MAY HAVE BROKEN THE 155 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,448 LAW AGAIN BY TRICKING HIS OWN 156 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:13,000 LAWYERS INTO LYING TO THE 157 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,448 GOVERNMENT. 158 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:19,931 SO TRUMP'S ORIGINAL CRIMES ARE 159 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:24,206 NOW HAVING 160 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:25,068 THEIR OWN LITTLE BABY CRIMES. 161 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:29,448 [APPLAUSE] 162 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:30,620 THEY GROW UP AND IMPLICATE YOU 163 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:35,482 SO FAST, DON'T THEY? 164 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,758 THE LITTLE GUYS? 165 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:39,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 166 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:40,620 CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING A LAWYER 167 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,758 FOR DONALD TRUMP AND FINDING OUT 168 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:46,034 HE SET YOU UP? 169 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:47,517 THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUESTION 170 00:06:47,517 --> 00:06:50,103 WHETHER IT WAS EVEN WORTH BUYING 171 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:50,862 A DEGREE FROM BARBADOS IN THE 172 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:56,827 FIRST PLACE. 173 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:58,103 I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF 174 00:06:58,103 --> 00:06:59,379 DIFFERENT CASES GOING ON AND 175 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:01,172 THIS ALL SEEMS VERY COMPLICATED, 176 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:03,379 BUT THERE IS A SIMPLE 177 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,793 EXPLANATION. 178 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:09,758 TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL. 179 00:07:09,758 --> 00:07:10,482 I HOPE THAT CLEARS IT UP. 180 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:13,724 [APPLAUSE] 181 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:18,655 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AS TRUMP FACES 182 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,551 THE PROSPECT OF ARREST, HE HAS 183 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:22,241 CALLED ON HIS SUPPORTERS TO TAKE 184 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,034 TO THE STREETS AND PROTEST. 185 00:07:24,034 --> 00:07:27,068 SO JORDAN KLEPPER WENT DOWN TO 186 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:29,896 THE COURTHOUSE TO 187 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:32,103 BEAR WITNESS TO THE CHAOS. 188 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,793 CHECK IT OUT. 189 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:40,655 ♪ 190 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,000 >> LAST WEEK, DONALD TRUMP 191 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,241 DECLARED HIS ARREST WAS 192 00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:45,793 IMMINENT, AND CALLED FOR A 193 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,551 PROTEST TO TAKE OUR NATION BACK 194 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,379 OUTSIDE THE MANHATTAN DISTRICT 195 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:50,034 ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 196 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,793 SO YESTERDAY, I VENTURED ALL THE 197 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,793 WAY DOWNTOWN AND JOINED THE 198 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:56,068 MEDIA CIRCUS TO OBSERVE THIS 199 00:07:56,068 --> 00:07:57,344 CROWD OF PROTESTERS WHO WERE 200 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,448 DEFINITELY AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE 201 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:00,862 SOMEWHERE. 202 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:03,275 THIS IS TRUE SOCIAL HERE. 203 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,758 IT SAYS, TUESDAY, PROTEST, TAKE 204 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:06,448 OUR NATION BACK. 205 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:08,896 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS THE PROTEST 206 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:09,448 FOR TRUMP? 207 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,275 THE SUPPORTING -- ARE WE TAKING 208 00:08:11,275 --> 00:08:11,965 OUR NATION BACK? 209 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:14,034 IS THAT TODAY? 210 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,586 I THOUGHT THAT WAS TODAY. 211 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:16,793 >> SO I DID HAVE THE DAY RIGHT. 212 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:19,517 THEN I FOUND A PROUD AND TOTALLY 213 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:22,103 CONCEALED TRUMP SUPPORTER. 214 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,482 >> COMING HERE TO SUPPORT TRUMP. 215 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:28,000 >> SO TRUMP WENT ON HIS OWN 216 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,620 SOCIAL MEDIA AND HE CALLED OUT 217 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,620 PEOPLE, HIS SUPPORTERS, TO COME 218 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,034 OUT HERE AND SUPPORT HIM. 219 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,724 AND RIGHT NOW, THAT IS JUST YOU. 220 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:37,724 >> I AM HERE, I AM HERE. 221 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,309 I DON'T NEED YOU TO COME 222 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,586 OUTSIDE. 223 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:41,241 I GOT THIS. 224 00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:41,620 >> OKAY. 225 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,034 >> I AM HERE TO SEE WHAT IS 226 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:43,655 GOING ON. 227 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,413 EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT SO 228 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,551 I CAME HERE TO CHECK IT OUT. 229 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:48,000 >> YOU WANTED TO SEE WITH YOUR 230 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,413 OWN EYES. 231 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:49,344 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 232 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,620 I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING 233 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,034 ON THE NEWS. 234 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:53,724 >> WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN SO FAR? 235 00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:55,482 >> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 236 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:56,068 >> NOTHING? 237 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,344 >> CORRECT. 238 00:08:57,344 --> 00:09:00,068 >> THIS WAS AN UNUSUAL MAGA 239 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:00,413 RALLY. 240 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:01,482 THE NUMBERS WERE LOW AND IT WAS 241 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:04,103 IN MY OWN CITY. 242 00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:06,379 HOWEVER, THE ARGUMENTS OVER SOME 243 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,620 BASIC FACTS WERE PROFESSIONALLY 244 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:08,000 FAMILIAR. 245 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 >> DO YOU THINK IT IS FAIR FOR 246 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,379 TRUMP TO BE INDICTED IF IT DOES 247 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:14,517 HAPPEN THIS WEEK? 248 00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:16,724 >> LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 249 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,241 SPECIFIC FACTS, BUT WHAT I DO 250 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:21,758 KNOW IS HE IS THAT I PRESIDENT. 251 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:22,413 >> RIGHT NOW -- 252 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:24,275 >> I THINK HE IS THE PRESIDENT. 253 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:25,793 >> HE IS SERVING THE ROLE AS 254 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:26,758 YOUR PRESIDENT CURRENTLY? 255 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,310 >> IN MY HEART, HE IS MY 256 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:28,965 PRESIDENT. 257 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:31,586 >> DOES HAVE TO BE CLEAR. 258 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,103 YOU THINK JOE BIDEN'S PRESIDENT, 259 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:33,448 RIGHT? 260 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:34,965 >> NO, I THINK THAT MAN IS A 261 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,310 SCAM. 262 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,137 I JUST KNOW THAT ALLEGEDLY HE IS 263 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:39,413 THERE BECAUSE THAT MAN DOESN'T 264 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,172 MAKE ANY SENSE. 265 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,793 >> BUT TECHNICALLY HE IS THERE, 266 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,000 HE IS SERVING THE ROLE OF 267 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:43,413 PRESIDENT. 268 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,000 >> MAY BE, I DON'T KNOW. 269 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,206 I HAVE NOT BEEN UP TO 270 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,413 WASHINGTON, D.C., HAVE NOT SEEN 271 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:48,862 HIM WALK IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 272 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,000 >> YOU DON'T THINK HE SPENDS 273 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,758 TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE? 274 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,620 >> I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,241 >> THERE ARE VIDEOS OF HIM IN 276 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:53,965 THE WHITE HOUSE. 277 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:56,000 I JUST WANT TO GET BEYOND THIS 278 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,344 FACT. 279 00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:57,724 HE IS A RESIDENT OF THE 280 00:09:57,724 --> 00:09:58,241 UNITED STATES. 281 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,172 DONALD TRUMP WAS THE PRESIDENT 282 00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:02,275 OF THE UNITED STATES. 283 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:02,620 FACT? 284 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,586 >> THAT IS WHAT SOME SAY. 285 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:07,655 >> JOE BIDEN IS GOING AFTER HIM 286 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,448 BECAUSE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY 287 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:09,551 HE IS GOING AFTER HIM BECAUSE 288 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,689 THEY ARE GOING TO PUSH THEM OUT 289 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:12,551 THE DOOR AND PROBABLY BRING 290 00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:15,000 MICHELLE OR MICHAEL OBAMA AND, 291 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,206 OKAY? 292 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,137 >> MICHAEL OBAMA. 293 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:17,965 >> THAT IS CORRECT. 294 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,241 >> WHY DO YOU CALL HER MICHAEL 295 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:20,586 OBAMA? 296 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,758 >> WHAT DO JOAN RIVERS SAY? 297 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:23,862 >> WHAT TO JOAN RIVERS SAY? 298 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,034 DO YOU GET MOST OF YOUR NEWS 299 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:26,620 FROM JOAN RIVERS? 300 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,482 >> I DON'T GET NONE OF MY NEWS 301 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:29,655 FROM JOAN RIVERS, I'M JUST 302 00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:31,862 SAYING WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT 303 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:32,310 MICHAEL OBAMA. 304 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,965 >> REGARDLESS OF THE SOURCES, 305 00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,206 THE MAGA CROWD, WHICH THE POLICE 306 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:38,413 ESTIMATED TO BE BETWEEN THREE 307 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,344 AND SIX PEOPLE, BELIEVED THESE 308 00:10:40,344 --> 00:10:41,724 CHARGES WERE UNWORTHY OF A 309 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,275 FORMER PRESIDENT. 310 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,000 >> I DON'T FEEL TRUMP SHOULD BE 311 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 IN TROUBLE. 312 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,862 THAT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. 313 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,413 I FEEL TO INVITE A PRESIDENT. 314 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:51,551 >> THIS IS A POLITICAL ATTACK? 315 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,517 >> YES. 316 00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:53,793 >> THEY ARE NOT CHARGING SOMEONE 317 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:54,241 ELSE. 318 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,862 >> HOLD ON. 319 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:56,758 EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL. 320 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:57,827 >> THEY DIDN'T CHARGE SOMEBODY 321 00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:00,103 ELSE WITH THIS EXACT CRIME. 322 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:05,103 >> YEAH, SO WHY SHOULD HE BE IN 323 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:06,344 TROUBLE? 324 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,827 >> WELL, MICHAEL COHEN WAS 325 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:08,758 CHARGED, PLED GUILTY, SERVED 326 00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:09,689 TIME IN JAIL. 327 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:13,413 >> DISLOYALTY. 328 00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:14,172 LOYALTY MEANS NOTHING. 329 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,586 >> THIS IS ABOUT A MAN WHO 330 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,172 CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A PORN 331 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,068 STAR WHILE HIS WIFE WAS AT HOME 332 00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:21,068 WITH THEIR NEWBORN SON. 333 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:25,137 BUT LOYALTY IS A BIG ISSUE FOR 334 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:28,724 YOU? 335 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,379 >> WE MAN. 336 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,862 >> EVEN TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND 337 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:32,724 HOW THE LAW WORKS. 338 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:34,103 TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN 339 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:36,310 IT WORKS EITHER. 340 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:40,379 BUT FOR MAGA SUPPORTERS FEELING 341 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,137 FOMO ABOUT MISSING THE DONALD'S 342 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,551 SHOWDOWN WAS JUST US, I'M 343 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,586 CONFIDENT YOU'LL GET ANOTHER 344 00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:44,137 CHANCE. 345 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,482 >> HOW LONG WILL YOU BE HERE 346 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:45,827 TODAY? 347 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,620 >> MAYBE A COUPLE MORE HOURS, 348 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,275 WALK AROUND, GRAB SOMETHING TO 349 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:49,965 EAT. 350 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,344 >> IF TRUMP IS INDICTED IN 351 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,206 GEORGIA AND ASKED HIM ARE YOU 352 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,103 GOING THERE? 353 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,793 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I WILL. 354 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,655 >> A A BIG OLD INDICTMENT TO OUR. 355 00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:59,241 SEE YOU IN GEORGIA, MAYBE D.C. 356 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,896 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 357 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,275 >> Al: JORDAN KLEPPER, EVERYONE. 358 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,000 ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, 359 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,586 WE'LL TELL YOU WHY 360 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,379 TUCKER CARLSON'S FACE LOOKS LIKE 361 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,103 THAT. 362 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:08,655 SO DON'T GO AWAY. 363 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:10,655 SO DON'T GO AWAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 364 00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:35,413 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 365 00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:36,034 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 366 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,344 >> Al: WELCOME BACK TO 367 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,551 "THE DAILY SHOW." 368 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,655 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN 369 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:42,793 HERE, BUT NONE OF OUR JOKES 370 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:43,517 WOULD BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT THE 371 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:44,241 REAL WORK OF REAL JOURNALISTS. 372 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,448 REAL JOURNALISTS LIKE 373 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:50,310 TUCKER CARLSON. 374 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,000 KNOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW 375 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:52,793 TUCKER CARLSON IS A WORLD-CLASS 376 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:55,689 ASSHOLE. 377 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:56,793 BUT WHAT THOSE PEOPLE OFTEN FAIL 378 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:59,896 TO MENTION IS THAT HE ALSO LOOKS 379 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:03,586 LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 380 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:10,206 ALTHOUGH IT TURNS OUT, HE GETS A 381 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,517 LOT OF HELP AS WE WILL DISCOVER 382 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:13,758 IN ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "THE 383 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,172 PEOPLE BEHIND THE PEOPLE." 384 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:18,137 >> WE HAVE THIS INFORMATION IS 385 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,206 PART OF A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION 386 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,172 BUT WE CAN'T ANNOUNCE 387 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,310 IMMEDIATELY AS WE TYPICALLY DO. 388 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,344 WE WILL HOLD IT. 389 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,000 >> IT IS OKAY. 390 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,655 READY. 391 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,482 NOW LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED. 392 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,551 >> AS IF NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED 393 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:30,034 LUIGI IS TRANS. 394 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,000 >> GOOD, GOOD, YES. 395 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,034 >> MY NAME IS GAVIN BANCROFT AND 396 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:35,862 I'M TUCKER CARLSON'S FACE COACH. 397 00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:38,758 ♪ 398 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:42,206 >> IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN TUCKER 399 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:44,068 LOOKING LIKE A GROOM THAT LEFT 400 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:45,000 HIMSELF AT THE ALTAR OR 401 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,310 SCANDALIZED WASTE BAKED POTATO, YOU 402 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,413 HAVE SEEN MY WORK. 403 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,206 >> TUCKER, LEAN INTO THE CAMERA 404 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,758 LIKE YOU ARE A 10-YEAR-OLD 405 00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,586 WATCHING A COW GIVE BIRTH. 406 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:54,965 PERFECT. 407 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:55,482 NOW HOLD IT. 408 00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:59,965 HOLD IT. 409 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:00,551 HOLD IT! 410 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,793 >> SOME PEOPLE THINK TUCKER WAS 411 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,448 BORN WITH A FACE THAT LOOKS LIKE 412 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:04,862 AN INBRED BOAT SHOE BUT IT IS 413 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,827 ACTUALLY A LOT OF HARD WORK. 414 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:07,310 >> [BLEEP] YEAH! 415 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,758 >> THAT IS WHY HE PAYS ME 416 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:11,724 $400,000 A YEAR. 417 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:12,068 AMERICA. 418 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,758 >> AND NOW LAUGH LIKE YOU ARE A 419 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,068 FANCY PRINCE WHO JUST SAW A 420 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,241 PEASANT GET KICKED BY A MULE! 421 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:20,103 >> OH, GOD, BECAUSE WE DON'T DO 422 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,310 MATH. 423 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:22,862 [SARCASTIC LAUGH] 424 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,275 >> I WILL SCOUR THE INTERNET FOR 425 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:27,068 NEW SURPRISED AND DISGUSTED FACE 426 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,827 IS THAT TUCKER CAN MAKE DURING 427 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,758 HIS INTERVIEW WHEN HE FINDS OUT 428 00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,172 ONE OF THE M&MS IS A LESBIAN. 429 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,310 >> THE GREEN EMINEM IS 430 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,965 APPARENTLY NOW A LESBIAN MAY BE. 431 00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:38,000 >> IT IS SUCH A TREAT TO GET TO 432 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,517 WORK WITH TUCKER. 433 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,344 HE HAS ALL THE ATTRIBUTES IF HE 434 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,448 IS COACH COULD WANT. 435 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,448 A 40 POUNDS GOAL, NATURAL MOUTH 436 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,000 BREATHER, THE HAIRCUT OF A DRUNK 437 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,931 LACROSSE. 438 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,620 IT IS A FACE THAT IS MADE TO 439 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,965 TELL OLD PEOPLE THAT "ABBOTT 440 00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:53,379 ELEMENTARY" IS CRITICAL RACE 441 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:53,758 THEORY. 442 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,517 MORE SUPPLE, SUBTLE EXPRESSIONS. 443 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:58,103 >> HEY, TUCKER, LET'S JUST TRY A 444 00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:58,827 CASUAL SMILE LIKE YOU WERE 445 00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,827 WALKING TO WORK AND YOU SAW A 446 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,137 MEXICAN FAMILY GETTING EVICTED. 447 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,689 >> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, 448 00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:06,931 TUCKER KNOWS WHERE HIS BREAD IS 449 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,000 BUTTERED, AND NONE IS LOOKING 450 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,448 LIKE A RANK INSIDE WALKED IN ON 451 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,517 HIS PARENTS HAVING SEX. 452 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,620 >> THAT IS A WRAP ON TUCKER'S 453 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,620 FACE! 454 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,931 TUCKER'S FACE, EVERYONE! 455 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:16,448 SEE YOU TOMORROW! 456 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:20,172 GERM >> Al: STAY TUNED BECAUSE 457 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:23,000 WHEN WE COME BACK, 458 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,241 HEATHER McGHEE WILL BE JOINING 459 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:24,758 ME ON THE SHOW! 460 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,827 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS 461 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,034 WORD FROM THAT MY PILLOW GUY. 462 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:29,862 WORD FROM THAT MY PILLOW GUY. READY TO GO. 463 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:48,103 READY TO GO. 464 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:48,896 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 465 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:49,482 >> Al: WELCOME BACK TO 466 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,655 "THE DAILY SHOW." 467 00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:55,655 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN AUTHOR 468 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,275 WHOSE "NEW YORK TIMES" 469 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,896 BEST SELLER, 470 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:58,724 "THE SUM OF US," HAS JUST BEEN 471 00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,379 ADAPTED FOR YOUNG READERS. 472 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:04,275 PLEASE WELCOME HEATHER McGHEE! 473 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:04,896 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 474 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:24,827 ♪ 475 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:26,586 GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE. 476 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,551 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DOING 477 00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:33,620 PODCASTS, VERY PROCEDURES PRESTIGIOUS 478 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,793 PODCAST FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS 479 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,413 NOW, AND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE 480 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,620 GUEST, YOU'VE BEEN ON THREE 481 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,413 TIMES, YOU ARE ONE OF MY 482 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:41,448 FAVORITE GUESTS, YOU ARE SO 483 00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,241 BRILLIANT. 484 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,793 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 485 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:48,137 YOU ARE AN ECONOMIST. 486 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,241 AND THE FIRST TIME WE MET WAS 487 00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:51,655 DURING THE BANKING CRISIS, AND 488 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:56,103 WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT THAT. 489 00:16:56,103 --> 00:17:00,793 SUBPRIME LOANS, ET CETERA. 490 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,000 AND HOUSING HAS ALWAYS BEEN A 491 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,689 BIG PART IN THE GAP IN TERMS OF 492 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,310 WEALTH BETWEEN BLACKS AND 493 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:09,689 WHITES. 494 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:13,172 CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHERE THAT KIND 495 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:13,931 OF STARTED? 496 00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,862 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 497 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,000 I ALWAYS SAY, WEALTH IS WHERE 498 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,792 HISTORY SHOWS UP IN YOUR WALLET. 499 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,413 SO TODAY, THE AVERAGE BLACK 500 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,792 COLLEGE GRADUATE HAS LESS WEALTH 501 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,758 ON AVERAGE THAN THE AVERAGE 502 00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:28,205 WHITE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT. 503 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,448 MAKES NO SENSE. 504 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,965 >> Al: SAY THAT AGAIN. 505 00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,793 >> SO IF YOU ARE THE AVERAGE 506 00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:33,862 WHITE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, YOU 507 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,413 ARE WEALTHIER THAN THE AVERAGE 508 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:37,965 BLACK COLLEGE GRADUATES. 509 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,379 SO THAT IS HISTORY SHOWING UP IN 510 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:39,827 YOUR WALLET. 511 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,413 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WEALTH, NOT 512 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:41,965 A PAYCHECK. 513 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,655 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HOME 514 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,724 EQUITY, STOCKS, BONDS, 515 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:49,206 INHERITANCES, AND THAT ALL DATES 516 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,413 BACK TO JOSH THAT MASSIVE RACIAL 517 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,379 WEALTH DIVIDE WE HAVE TODAY 518 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,827 DATES BACK TO WIN MOST MIDDLE-CLASS AMERICANS' WEALTH 519 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:57,551 BEGAN WHICH WAS IN THE NEW DEAL 520 00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,034 ERA, COMING OUT OF THE 521 00:17:59,034 --> 00:17:59,827 DEPRESSION, THE PROGRESSIVE FDR 522 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:02,379 GOVERNMENT SAYS, WE WANT TO 523 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,137 COMMIT TO AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND 524 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:05,241 MASS HOMEOWNERSHIP, AND THEY 525 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,724 CREATED THIS MASSIVE SYSTEM, THE 526 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,413 SYSTEM OF PUBLIC SUBSIDY. 527 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:12,655 AND THEY BASED IT ON THE NEVER 528 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,586 SUBSTANTIATED ASSUMPTION THAT 529 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,344 BLACK PEOPLE WOULD BE TOO MUCH 530 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,068 OF A CREDIT RISK. 531 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:20,000 SO THEY COMMISSIONED MAPS OF THE 532 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,620 ENTIRE COUNTRY'S LARGEST CITIES 533 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,344 AND SURVEYED THEM DOWN TO THE 534 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,586 BLOCK LEVEL FOR FOR THE RACIAL AND 535 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:26,310 ETHNIC CHARACTER AND SAID, IF 536 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:30,793 THERE WAS A HIGH NEGRO 537 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,482 CONSULTATION, WE WILL CIRCLE 538 00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,413 BACK WITH A REDLINE AND SAY 539 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,793 BANKS DO NOT LOAN HERE. 540 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,379 THAT REALLY ONLY ENTERED IN THE 541 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:38,413 1970s. 542 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,103 AND IT WAS QUICKLY REPLACED BY 543 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,000 WHAT PEOPLE CALL REVERSE 544 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,620 REDLINING, WHICH IS WHEN THOSE 545 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,034 CONTIGUOUS COMMUNITIES OF LOWER 546 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:46,862 WEALTH BLACK COMMUNITIES WERE 547 00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:47,931 TARGETED WITH THOSE HIGH-COST 548 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:48,413 LOANS. 549 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,310 >> Al: THAT IS WHAT WE WERE 550 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,413 TALKING ABOUT. 551 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,551 >> YEAH. 552 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,586 >> Al: BUT YEAH, REDLINING 553 00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:00,517 STARTED DURING THE PROGRESSIVE 554 00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:02,241 FDR IN THE EARLY '30s. 555 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,206 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 556 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,655 THE WAY I SEE IT -- THIS IS 557 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,137 REALLY THE CORE IDEA OF "THE SUM 558 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,689 OF US" -- YOU AND I MET NOT JUST 559 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,482 BECAUSE BLACK FAMILIES WERE 560 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:17,482 BEING DISPERSED IGNORANTLY DISPROPORTIONATELY 561 00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,206 TARGETED, WE MET ONCE EVERYTHING 562 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,620 HAD FALLEN APART, ONCE LEHMAN 563 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,827 HAD GONE BANKRUPT, TRILLIONS OF 564 00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,793 DOLLARS OF HEALTH HOUSEHOLD WEALTH AND 565 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:26,517 8 MILLION JOBS DISAPPEARED ALL 566 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:28,310 NIGHT, IT WAS SUCH AN OBJECT 567 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,862 LESSON IN THE WAY IN WHICH 568 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,620 RACISM CAN ULTIMATELY HAVE A 569 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,517 COST FOR EVERYONE. 570 00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:37,000 WE WERE THE CANARIES AND THE 571 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,068 DASH WE IGNORE THE CANARIES IN 572 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,620 THE COAL MINE EARLY IN THE CRISIS AND 573 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,275 BANKING COMMITTEE MEMBERS 574 00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:44,172 WEREN'T FOCUSED ON IT, AND 575 00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,379 OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW HOW THE STORY 576 00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:46,724 ENDED. 577 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:47,655 >> Al: WELL, "THE SUM OF US" 578 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:52,310 IS ABOUT HOW RACE INTERSECTS 579 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:56,586 WITH ECONOMIC INEQUALITY. 580 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,931 AND IT BECAME AN INSTANT 581 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,137 "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER, 582 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:00,896 AND NOW YOU HAVE DONE A BOOK 583 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:07,413 THAT IS FOR SCHOOLCHILDREN. 584 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,068 [LAUGHTER] 585 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:08,655 >> TODDLER'S. 586 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,034 >> Al: NOT FOR TODDLERS BUT 587 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,275 FOR EARLY MIDDLE SCHOOLERS? 588 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:14,517 >> MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL 589 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:14,965 HIGH SCHOOL. 590 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,000 >> Al: AND HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN 591 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,448 THIS TO THEM? 592 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,413 BECAUSE THESE KIDS ARE ABLE TO 593 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:22,034 UNDERSTAND THIS, RIGHT? 594 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:25,000 I NOTICE, THIS IS THE BOOK, AND 595 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,206 IT IS A LITTLE SHORTER THAN THE 596 00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,448 OTHER, BUT IT SEEMS PRETTY 597 00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:28,931 SOPHISTICATED. 598 00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:31,137 >> YEAH, WE REALLY DIDN'T DUMB 599 00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,000 IT DOWN. 600 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,172 THAT WAS A LESSON WE DID, WE DID 601 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:35,137 CASUAL FOCUS GROUPS OF EDUCATORS 602 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,379 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS AND 603 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:37,586 THEY WERE LIKE, DON'T THEM IT 604 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:38,103 DOWN. 605 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,310 WE ACTUALLY HAVE ACCESS TO ALL 606 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,413 THE SAME INFORMATION YOU DO, AND 607 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,689 WE HAVE THE SAME KINDS OF 608 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:43,068 QUESTIONS. 609 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,482 THE CORE QUESTION AT THE HEART 610 00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:46,413 OF "THE SUM OF US"'S WHY DOES IT 611 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,344 SEEM LIKE WE CAN'T HAVE NICE 612 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:48,896 THINGS IN AMERICA? 613 00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:50,413 NICE THINGS LIKE, NOT LIKE 614 00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,517 FLYING CARS, BUT UNIVERSAL 615 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,551 HEALTH CARE AND PAID FAMILY 616 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,000 LEAVE AND CHILD CARE AND A GREAT 617 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 SCHOOL IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD. 618 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,482 AND THEY HAVE THOSE QUESTIONS 619 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:00,413 TOO. 620 00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,862 SO IN "THE SUM OF US," I USE A 621 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,655 LOT OF DATA AND A LOT OF HISTORY 622 00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:06,241 BUT ULTIMATELY IT IS A SERIES OF 623 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:07,103 STORIES, LIKE THE STORY OF THE 624 00:21:07,103 --> 00:21:09,620 DRAIN PUBLIC POOL. 625 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,551 >> Al: THE COVER OF THIS IS A 626 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:14,068 BOY JUMPING IN A POOL, A WHITE 627 00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,620 BOY, LOOKS LIKE, AND I THINK A 628 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:19,758 BLACK CHILD IN THERE, TELL THAT 629 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:20,172 STORY. 630 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:21,758 THAT IS THE FIRST STORY YOU TELL 631 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,620 THESE KIDS, RIGHT? 632 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,000 >> IT IS. 633 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,655 IT IS THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED 634 00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:28,793 TOO MANY OF THE COUNTRY'S NEARLY 635 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,517 2,000 LAVISHLY FUNDED GRAND 636 00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,413 RESORT-STYLE PUBLIC SWIMMING 637 00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:33,000 POOLS THAT WERE BUILT IN THAT 638 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,379 SAME NEW DEAL ERA OF PUBLIC 639 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,827 GOODS AROUND WHEN THE BIG 640 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:36,586 HOUSING SUBSIDIES WERE 641 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,000 HAPPENING. 642 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,068 I LIKE TO GET THE KIDS TO 643 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:39,965 PICTURE WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE 644 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,344 TO HAVE A COMMUNITY POOL THAT 645 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,620 WAS FREE AND COULD HOLD OVER 646 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,000 1,000 SWIMMERS AT A TIME. 647 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,862 AND MOST OF THEM, THEY KIND OF 648 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:48,137 GASP AND THEY ARE EXCITED ABOUT 649 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:50,482 THE IDEA. 650 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,206 AND THEN I TELL THEM, THAT THEY 651 00:21:52,206 --> 00:21:54,758 WERE USUALLY FOR WHITES ONLY. 652 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,517 AND THEY ARE SORT OF LIKE, OH. 653 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,724 BUT THEN I SAY, AND A CIVIL 654 00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,241 RIGHTS MOVEMENT, BLACK FAMILIES 655 00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:02,275 BEGAN TO SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT 656 00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:03,379 IS OUR TAX DOLLARS THAT HAVE 657 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:05,000 UNDER THOSE PUBLIC POOLS ALL 658 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,655 ALONG, WE WANT OUR KIDS TO SWIM 659 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:08,827 AND THE COURTS SIDED WITH HIM IN 660 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,241 PROGRESS WAS MADE AND THEN MANY 661 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,758 TOWNS AND CITIES, NOT JUST IN 662 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,586 THE JIM CROW SOUTH, DECIDED TO 663 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:16,620 DRAIN THE PUBLIC POOLS RATHER 664 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:18,413 THAN INTEGRATE THEM. 665 00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:19,689 THEY LITERALLY DRAINED OUT THE 666 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:22,379 WATER AND BACKED UP TRUCKLOADS 667 00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:23,586 OF DIRT. 668 00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,000 AND I REALLY SEE IN THE 669 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,793 CONVERSATIONS THEY HAVE COME OF 670 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:27,965 THE QUESTIONS THEY ASK, THEY GET 671 00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:28,241 IT. 672 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,379 >> Al: THIS IS SO 673 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:29,862 UNBELIEVABLE. 674 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:31,551 AND THEY DID THAT ALL OVER THE 675 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:31,896 PLACE. 676 00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:34,620 >> ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, OHIO, 677 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,034 WEST VIRGINIA, ALL OVER THE 678 00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:36,931 PLACE. 679 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,000 >> Al: THEN THEY PLANTED OVER 680 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,551 IT. 681 00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:44,551 JUST SO BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE 682 00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:45,551 COULDN'T SWIM TOGETHER. 683 00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:46,965 >> THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. 684 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,655 A ZERO-SUM STORY, THIS OLD STORY 685 00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:50,137 THAT SAYS THAT PROGRESS FOR 686 00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:52,000 PEOPLE OF COLOR HAS TO COME AT 687 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,551 THE EXPENSE OF WHITE PEOPLE, 688 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,310 THAT WE CAN'T ALL SORT OF SHARE 689 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:57,275 AND WELL-BEING, THAT WE ARE IN 690 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:58,448 THIS COMPETITION FOR DOMINANCE 691 00:22:58,448 --> 00:22:59,137 AND STATUS. 692 00:22:59,137 --> 00:23:00,655 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 693 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,172 YOUNG PEOPLE GET IT. 694 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,413 IT IS A STORY THAT IS OF COURSE 695 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:03,896 UNBELIEVABLE. 696 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,482 WHAT THEY HAVE LIVED IN AMERICA 697 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:07,896 LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT IS 698 00:23:07,896 --> 00:23:08,551 ACTUALLY QUITE BELIEVABLE. 699 00:23:08,551 --> 00:23:09,965 THEY UNDERSTAND THAT OVER THEIR 700 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:12,103 LIFETIME, PUBLIC GOODS HAVE 701 00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:14,586 REALLY BEEN ATROPHYING, THAT 702 00:23:14,586 --> 00:23:16,551 THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE BIG, 703 00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,172 BEAUTIFUL ZOOMING POOLS ANYMORE. 704 00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:19,413 THAT THERE ISN'T FREE COLLEGE OF 705 00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:20,620 THE THERE WAS -- THAT WAS KIND 706 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:23,000 OF A PUBLIC POOL THAT WAS FUNDED 707 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,448 BY THE GOVERNMENT. 708 00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:25,586 AND THEY KNOW THAT AS THE 709 00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:27,965 COLLEGE-GOING POPULATION GOT 710 00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:28,965 MORE DIVERSE, FOR THEM, THEY ARE 711 00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:32,034 ALREADY IN A GENERATION -- 712 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,862 >> Al: THIS ZERO-SUM IDEA IS 713 00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:38,379 BASICALLY THAT THE WEALTHIER 714 00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:41,379 WHITES TAUGHT POORER WHITES THAT 715 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,758 ANYTHING THAT HELPS 716 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,206 AFRICAN AMERICANS HURTS THEM. 717 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:46,206 >> YEAH, YEAH. 718 00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:48,827 >> Al: THAT A ZERO-SUM. 719 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,172 >> YEAH. 720 00:23:49,172 --> 00:23:50,241 >> Al: AND "THE SUM OF US" IS 721 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:52,517 ABOUT, WE ALL DO BETTER WHEN WE 722 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,310 DO BETTER, WHICH IS WHAT PAUL 723 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:57,551 WELLSTONE USED TO SAY. 724 00:23:57,551 --> 00:24:01,275 [APPLAUSE] 725 00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:03,413 >> THE LATE GREAT, THE LATE 726 00:24:03,413 --> 00:24:05,206 GREAT. 727 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:07,379 YOU KNOW, THE PART OF THE BOOK 728 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,620 THAT YOUNG PEOPLE REALLY 729 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,275 RESONATE WITH IS THE HOPEFUL 730 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:10,620 PART. 731 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,413 THEY WANT TO HEAR THAT WE CAN 732 00:24:12,413 --> 00:24:12,827 FIX THIS. 733 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,689 AND I TRULY BELIEVE THAT 734 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,172 EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD THAT 735 00:24:17,172 --> 00:24:19,793 WE SEE NOW, ALL OF THE 736 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,068 DYSFUNCTION, IT IS BECAUSE 737 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:21,827 PEOPLE MADE DECISIONS TO MAKE 738 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,034 THE WORLD AS IT IS. 739 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,241 AND SO PEOPLE CAN MAKE BETTER 740 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:25,655 DECISIONS. 741 00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:27,344 AND THE CORE MESSAGES THAT COME 742 00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:28,275 THROUGH COLLECTIVE ACTION, 743 00:24:28,275 --> 00:24:29,068 PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER ACROSS 744 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:32,862 LINES OF RACE, FINDING 745 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:33,620 SOLIDARITY, RECOGNIZING THAT WE 746 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,000 ALL DO BETTER WHEN WE ALL DO 747 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,724 BETTER, THAT WE ALL WANT BIG, 748 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,551 BEAUTIFUL PUBLIC POOLS, WE CAN 749 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:40,620 REALLY WIN AND TAKE ON POWERFUL 750 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,482 INTERESTS BUT WE CAN'T IF WE ARE 751 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:42,862 DIVIDED. 752 00:24:42,862 --> 00:24:43,965 AND THEY GET THAT. 753 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:46,172 IT HAS BEEN A REALLY FUN TRIP 754 00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:47,689 ACROSS THE COUNTRY, SCHOOLS, 755 00:24:47,689 --> 00:24:48,068 LIBRARIES. 756 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:49,689 >> Al: YOU HAVE BEEN ALL OVER 757 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,758 THE COUNTRY, FINDING COMMUNITIES 758 00:24:50,758 --> 00:24:54,517 WHERE THIS IS HAPPENING, IN 759 00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:58,034 MINNESOTA, WE HAVE A TOWN, 760 00:24:58,034 --> 00:25:01,827 WILMER MINNESOTA, IT IS THE 761 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:03,862 BIGGEST TURKEY PRODUCING COUNTY 762 00:25:03,862 --> 00:25:04,551 IN MINNESOTA, WHICH IS THE 763 00:25:04,551 --> 00:25:08,000 BIGGEST TURKEY PRODUCING, I 764 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,517 WENT TO THE GRADUATION THERE, 765 00:25:11,517 --> 00:25:14,448 ABOUT HALF THE CLASS, GERMAN, 766 00:25:14,448 --> 00:25:16,275 SCANDINAVIAN, ABOUT A THIRD OF 767 00:25:16,275 --> 00:25:18,620 THE CLASS HISPANIC, THERE IS A 768 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,896 BIG MEAT-PACKING PLANT THERE, 769 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,172 ABOUT 15% SOMALI. 770 00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:24,103 THIS WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 771 00:25:24,103 --> 00:25:26,689 THING I HAD EVER GONE TO IN THE 772 00:25:26,689 --> 00:25:28,310 TIME I WAS IN THE SENATE. 773 00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:31,793 THIS TOWN JUST WORKED TOGETHER. 774 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:34,551 LEWISTON, MAINE, IS DOING THAT. 775 00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,965 ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, THIS WORKS 776 00:25:36,965 --> 00:25:43,000 WHEN WE ALL REALIZE THE SOME OF "THE SUM 777 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,448 OF US," THAT IS HOW WE CREATE 778 00:25:44,448 --> 00:25:45,965 WEALTH, THAT IS HOW WE CREATE 779 00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:46,827 PROSPERITY WHEN THAT IS HOW WE 780 00:25:46,827 --> 00:25:48,413 CREATE A GOOD LIFE FOR ALL 781 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,413 AMERICANS. 782 00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:51,241 THE ONE YOU SHOULD MAYBE RUN FOR 783 00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,862 OFFICE, AL. 784 00:25:53,862 --> 00:25:56,034 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 785 00:25:56,034 --> 00:25:58,137 [LAUGHTER] 786 00:25:58,137 --> 00:26:02,448 >> Al: YOU HEARD HER. 787 00:26:02,448 --> 00:26:04,517 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 788 00:26:04,517 --> 00:26:09,000 THE YOUNG READERS' ADAPTION, 789 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,068 ADAPTATION, RATHER, A FEATHER'S 790 00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:13,620 BOOK IS AVAILABLE NOW. 791 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:14,413 AND "THE SUM OF US" PODCAST 792 00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:15,724 SERIES IS AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU 793 00:26:15,724 --> 00:26:16,241 GET YOUR PODCASTS. 794 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,000 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A QUICK 795 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,827 BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 796 00:26:19,827 --> 00:26:21,620 AFTER THIS. 797 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,206 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 798 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,689 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ 799 00:26:25,689 --> 00:26:47,413 ♪ 800 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:48,517 >> Al: THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR 801 00:26:48,517 --> 00:26:49,206 TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO, I 802 00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:52,000 WOULD LIKE YOU TO VERY SERIOUSLY 803 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,517 CONSIDER DONATING TO SANDY HOOK 804 00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:54,689 PROMISED, THE FOUNDATION WAS 805 00:26:54,689 --> 00:26:56,827 STARTED BY PARENTS WHO LOST A 806 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:57,862 CHILD AT SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY 807 00:26:57,862 --> 00:26:58,827 SCHOOL TEN YEARS AGO. 808 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,137 I MET THESE PARENTS AFTER THE 809 00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:03,655 SCHOOL -- AFTER THE SHOOTING IN 810 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,517 2012, AND WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IS 811 00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:08,275 ABSOLUTELY AMAZING TO TRY TO 812 00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,275 SAVE OTHER FAMILIES FROM GOING 813 00:27:10,275 --> 00:27:11,896 THROUGH THE HORROR THAT THEY 814 00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:13,724 EXPERIENCED. 815 00:27:13,724 --> 00:27:16,793 IF YOU CAN, PLEASE HELP SUPPORT 816 00:27:16,793 --> 00:27:17,413 THEIR CONTINUING WORK BY 817 00:27:17,413 --> 00:27:19,620 DONATING TO THE LINK BELOW. 818 00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:20,586 REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 819 00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,931 NOW HERE IT IS. 820 00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:25,379 YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN." 821 00:27:25,379 --> 00:27:29,379 >> NO TELLING WHAT SNOOP DOGG 822 00:27:29,379 --> 00:27:30,827 CAN COME UP WITH. 823 00:27:30,827 --> 00:27:32,551 >> SHE HAS A SNOOP DOGG TATTOO 824 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:33,034 ON HER SHOULDER. 825 00:27:33,034 --> 00:27:33,689 >> I'M TELLING YOU. 826 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:36,379 JULIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK 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